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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Excuse me, shut you know where I can find your
booty Super Bowls Call of Booty Only it's time for
a brand new Call of Booty and one of our
listeners is about to make a very very awkward phone
call and.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Call their significant other to see if they'll leave their
job and meet them for a booty call or remember,
it's completely family friendly. They can't see anything dirty, and
they have to do it in a weird theme that
we get them to use. And today Garrett is on
the phone, and Garrett wants to call his girlfriend of
five years to see if she'll leave her job and
meet him for a call of booty. And we'll tell
him how he has to do it in just a second.
But first, Garrett, what does your girlfriend do for a living?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
My girlfriend, Reagan is an embalmer at a futurel home.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, you have to really switch your brain into feeling
sexy time.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, in moments? Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's like super quiet, like you're literally
working with dead.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
People and that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, I've got my work cut out for me trying
to convince her.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, what is she like? Is she uh, you know,
pretty outgoing type of person? I mean I don't. I'm
imagining somebody works at an obomber is not necessarily the
most outgoing, but like how do how is? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, she's pretty reserved, you know. Yeah, she's like very chill. Yeah,
reserved is a good word for it. But like she,
I don't think that. I don't think I'm going to
succeed here. I don't think I could ever get her
to uh do this, like I've never gotten her to
(01:35):
leave work for you know, little booty doll.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I'm good, I'm interested going to go down you.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Uh not really, I mean, you know, she's an involmer.
You finish up with that clean up, you know, then
then get that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, well we'll see if you can do it. And
remember you can't be dirty. We give you a theme
to use to make your phone call, and today you
have to convince your girlfriend to leave her job and
meet you for a call of booty. And you have
to do it like you're a surfer bro.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, so you have to first get to understand why
you're sounding like a surfer brow and then see if
you can actually get her to.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Leave her job.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back
and you can make your call of booty right after this.
It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Excuse me, shunty, do you know where I can find
your booty?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Ubles of booty?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right in the middle of a brand new call of
booty and Garrett is on the phone and he's about
to call his girlfriend of five years, who works as
an e bomber at a funeral home, to see if
she'll leave her job right now and meet him for
a booty call. But remember, it's not dirty at all.
We give everybody a theme to use for it. And
today's weird theme that Garrett has to use to try
to get his girlfriends to leave her job and meet him,
as he has to sound like a surfer. Bro, Garrett,
(03:08):
do you think you're gonna be able to do it?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Bra? I'm gonna totally do that all right. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm gonna dial your girlfriend. Reagan's whever right now, here
we go.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Thank you for calling out Memorial Funeral Home.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
This is Reagan.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Reagan? Brah real brah bral.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So Babe, I'm I'm riding like the gnarliest wave of
like missing my girlfriend right now.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, that's sweet. I think what are you doing? I
gotta know this is surfer Garrett.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
H Yeah, I'm like pretty much super gnarly, and I'm
speaking to you to report some dangerous conditions at home.
I need to get I can get to you to
get here, like totally stat and help me take care
of this great white We.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Got gray white shirt right over here in the water man.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Listen, mabe.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I'm looking at the tide charts and they're pretty rough.
This beach is missing its lifeguard if you know what
I mean. Uh, I'm tired surfer bros. Needing some serious
mouth to mouth if you get my meaning.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Dab, I'm right in the middle of embalming someone in
the world.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Are you doing bick? Oh, it's so tight.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You're surrounded with five people who are not going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So like, that's start. So you can just leave them
and come home to me. You can live, live bro,
live mon.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Darren.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
No, not with the dead people. Please, No, that's gross.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
All right, I need you to get home so you
can live. Come on, bro, my bad, Okay, come on,
did come on? I'm sorry, dude. Well, hey, I'm just saying,
(05:33):
all right, I've.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Been training all morning waiting for you, waiting for the
The shores.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Are waiting training for what.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'm training for Your waves?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
My what.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Your waves? Brother?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Darley?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
What the hell are you making comments about my weight?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Did?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No? No, no, no no no did Wait That's not what
I'm saying at all. I love your your waves, dad. Yeah,
you know what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I want to ride the waves like I want to
ride your big, gnarly waves.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh my god, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This is starting to get annoying. Okay, did I'll get
to the point. I want you to come home because
my tide is rising and it's time to wax my
board with sex wax.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Let's see, I'm currently leaning over, I'm not a live person,
and my boyfriend is high out of his mind talking
dirty to me on some weird sturfer accident.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I could not be less turned on right now.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hey, Hey, Reagan, Reagan, how are you? This is the
Jubil Show. It's a radio show. I'm Victoria and my
name is Jubil and we do a segment on the
show called Call of Booty where you have to call
your significant other and see if they'll leave their job
to meet you for a booty call, but you can't
do it dirty. We give you everybody a thing to use,
and we told Garrett has to sound like a surfer
(07:25):
broad to do it. But nice job, Garrett.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
That makes sense.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Now, oh my god, you're going crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Honey.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I'm at you, crazy about you, but I'm not leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know you can't do it right now, but maybe
later we can hang ten.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You know, well it's kind of Whorley Kang seven and
a half. But oh wow,