May 20, 2026 • 43 mins
Nick admits beds are for more than just sleeping.
Joe pooped his pants.
Kevin tells you why you need to lock your door on your wedding day.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Would you consider yourself an elder millennial? For sure, I'm
an elder millennial, like an elder ring millennial. I was
just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house.
He had like I wasn't I wasn't there for that
one we missed. You wasn't invited? Not true, he was working.
(00:31):
He was on one of his tenth tense films that
you shot this movie. I was invited. I just couldn't come. Kevin,
had you have a is that every year you have
a big art war. This is new Actually yeah, it
was four children, but all the adults did it. It
was a giant It was just rolled out on our
It was just a little craft to do during the day.
(00:53):
And it was a coloring page, giant coloring Easter page.
And his house was like like so beautifully deck created
for Easter. Every decoration a holiday. Danielle loved the holiday. Yeah,
she crushed. Kevin and Danielle love a holiday and pastels.
You love fans. Do you like pastels? You had the
lot of bunnies, fluffy peach. Yeah, what are the peeps? Yes,
(01:13):
it peeps that were not peeps, but there were like
decorative peeps with cocktail. It made you a mad mary cream?
What was it called. We'll show you the video, tell
you the picture. That's what there it is. Okay, so
hey you, hey, we are under appreciated Jonas Brother's tune
technically not Jonas Brothers though. That's a weird sort of
(01:34):
limbo category. Is it a Jonahs Brothers song or is
it a Jonas La song technically written by you? But hey,
Jonas is the name of this podcast. And so we
went ahead and secured a bunch of handles and we
got those telephone number. Yep, we bought them from loving fans.
You can reach out, that's true. You can reach out
(01:55):
to us at one eight four Hey Jonas, that's eight
four four, three nine five six six two seven. Yeah,
reach out anytime you want, say hi, ask us a question.
We're here to give marital advice other things, non marrible advice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know, because you guys just gave out the information. Yeah,
we've turned it over to the producers to ask you
what they want to ask you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Go ahead on zoom.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm dying to know what's the first thing you guys
do when you get up in the morning, and what's
the last thing you do before you go to bed.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's a wonderful question. Okay, who wants to go first? Uh, Kea,
why don't you take this one? Kevin is the firstborn.
The first thing I do when I wake up is
immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup
of coffee. When you get up, the first thing you
do is get up and like get just go down. Yeah,
my my alarm goes off and I have to like
(02:52):
immediately get out of bed. It's not like a just meander.
And now are you being quiet? Like because Danny Danny sleeping?
Are you definitely? But your bed mess it's huge, so
you're fine? Yeah, it is a number. You got a
sleep number? Yeah, what's your number? Hate sleep? What's that about? Yet?
(03:14):
It's all the rage in La everyone's talking about. It
hasn't hit my my my feed yet. Well it's pretty exclusive.
I don't have one. Yeah, my phone's in the room.
I will now get at It has not hit Miami.
I don't know what you guys talking about. Okay, back
to Kevin jumping out of bed. So I spring out
of bed and I run downstairs and I make a
coffee and then take my morning vitamins.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What are you taking your coffee?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's straight up, it's an espresso pod the green, which
one was that, it's like that deep green. Joe hates
my coffee, but Joe's ritualistic coffee making thing you've ever
heard in the entire You share a room with Joe,
he will wake you up no matter what time. Let's
hear about your take. Yet, let's say we didn't get
to mind. You can go go ahead and talk about
your morning. Okay, So that's what I take. That's my
(03:58):
that's my first thing after the coffee. What happens? What
do you do coffee? That was the question. It is
not my whole morning. It's just what I do first,
and then what do you do? Last? And then the
last thing I do is fall asleep to something on television.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well do you ever?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I caught myself doing that last night and I told
myself not to do that, and I do.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh yeah, thankfully not for me. Yeah. It's just like uh,
opening packs of Pokemon cards. So it's quite innocent, that's
all right. Vivid dream. First thing, Nick, you want to go, Yeah,
it's pretty simple. Wake up, procrastinate about something that gets
me through about the first hour. It's pretty hot. I
(04:47):
drink some coffee, some caffee and my bloodstream, which then
makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few
phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking
out about something. No, I'm kidding, it's not that intense,
but it is at times in my sweater. Thanks for
your support you. And then at the end of the night,
(05:07):
you know, usually I will watch something, but I was
just recently in Canada and Chef Canada. They've got Sports Center,
but it's it's called Sports Central, but my TV didn't
have it in the place I was staying. So I
was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And
(05:27):
I got so tired of doing that I picked up
a new hobby. Hobby I guess would call it, which
excited to share with you guys. So I found these
videos that are basically the history of and it's everything
from toilet paper has heard as he got into this,
the history of you know, where carpets coming, like all
this stuff. It's a channel, it's a bunch of different
(05:49):
channels creators that do this kind of funny and I'm
really education a lot of useless information and it's time
you're taking a poop. You can be like the other
guy next to you. Well, did you know actually that
the first next commercial you're in a stall. I just
rolled right past that in a stall. Listen to this
public public restroom, Kevin, Thanks, trying to talk about about
(06:11):
the toilets. Go ahead, I don't. I don't ship in
public restumes that often it's it's got to be an emergency.
Same same, Oh yeah. That's one of my favorites still
on zoo guys, And that is one of my favorite
accounts on the internet is what is the come with
me as I take a ship? In came to what
were we take a ship together? We held hands? Actually?
(06:35):
Or is it just like you have to watch the
pod you have to go to at come ship with Me?
I think it's her pod. It's literally her names like
don't ship funny? It's okay, So and your last thing
you do video videos? Great? And that's pretty much it. Great. Okay,
that's been not least the first thing I do when
I wake up, I I use the shout out. Not sponsored,
(06:58):
or we could use this as a sponsor At Headspace.
I use Headspace and I do a meditation it clip it,
clip it, watch Joe who has it? And the last
thing I do before bed is last night was doom scroll,
but usually I try to go on. Ready, you want
to hear what the last thing I do? I could
show you. Also not sponsored unless they want to throw
(07:21):
out money. Okay, hold on, hold they hold it. It's coming.
It's taking forever. Sorry, but this is I put on
my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
At Home, Little White Noise kind of.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, it's a sleep It's a sleep playlist that they
have on Spotify and it's good one the I guess
the frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you have a
deeper sleep, the one that Valentini uses. Six point six
million people saved this playlist too, so we're going to have.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
To try that out.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Please, it's really hope.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Before I go, one last thing, I just wanted to
know pets in.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The bed or not in the bed, because none of
you said anything about a pet in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm glad you brought up beds in general. I was.
I was bursting at the seams to talk about this,
But we are talking about I asked her a question. First,
we're going to answer your question, but it's all related.
I did this this interview where I said something about
how the bed is just for sleeping and sort of
meant to be like a quirky answer. People like people said,
this became like an actual like debate, and people started,
(08:25):
you know, labeling me some some really harsh names that
I won't mentions like weirdo, oh, nerd a that kind
of stuff, weirdo and nerd. Are I know. But here's
the deal is that that's it. It's not my actual
philosophy on beds. I understand that that other things can
(08:47):
happen on a bed, okay, and and I appreciate those things. However,
to answer your question, Heather, uh no, no pets in bed.
That's that's not something that we're doing. This is my
bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with
her two dogs, and I just somehow fit in there.
(09:10):
Bet is huge, though it's yesterday. I have my own side.
I have a live snake that I let lose occasionally,
and a little pig. No, no pets in my bed. Yeah, Heather,
thank you so much for your questions. I could talk
to you all day. This is Sam Sam Jersey and
let me go Sam from Jersey. Hello. Are we on
(09:33):
the phone? We're in person? Hello person, Hello in Jersey.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Are you from I'm from Bergen County, Dumont.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
And actually I was going to say. My boyfriend and
I are long distance. So I live in Jersey still
and he lives in LA. We make it work, but
we both have crazy work schedules.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Let's do all of you.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
So how do you make it work with your partners
when you guys are not together?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Long distance gonna be tough, but I think we all
find our balance in it. For myself, I spend a
lot of time on the phone and hun red eyes
and on red eyes like what I'm taking tonight. So
if I have a day I try to get back
even a day off as much as I can. It's
a lot, but just how I like to do it.
It's not for everybody, uh, but we me and Danielle
(10:20):
kind of grew our relationship on the phone and it
just kind of continued KAT and T because he was
Kat and T KT and T. I'd like you always
on the phone. It's gotten better, like we are not.
You guys are always your your phone. You're not facetimers
FaceTime with your daughter. I've your your generation, Kevin. You
guys are face I'm an elder millennium have to wind
(10:41):
his phone up. But it's not a bad thing that
you said it's gotten better, like as if it's it's not.
I think what it was is yeah, so annoying. No,
it's that we would spend not enough time not talking,
(11:03):
that there was not enough to talk about, and it
was just talking. It's about lyrics. It's about being together
now and like just present in the home and that's good.
Shout out Kevin. But yes, I do get a lot
of sponsored by Delta, isn't it no United? Because in Newark? Uh,
clip it, clip it. But I definitely based on my
(11:24):
daughters and try to help it with la homework, which
I can't do anymore. This it's not it ain't easy. Yeah,
well are you nick? Well? Yeah, I mean long distance
relationships are always really really difficult. I think it's just
about trying to stay in contact as much as possible
and and uh, you know, our our success in it
(11:46):
has just come from any window that presents itself that
we can just be together and separate that time, even
if it's a month or two or months in advance.
We just say, ok, we're gonna block this window and
make sure that nothing sort of touches that because you
have to protect that time, and you know it's not
always easy to do that, but where you can, I
think that's that's clutch. Absolutely. I also think a lot
(12:10):
of fun games came out of COVID, and a lot
of fun things you could do, like via FaceTime or
code names. A few go on, oh you know this
is now sponsored by sexting. I was gonna say, what's that? Okay,
never mind, but yeah, I think that was That's very helpful.
(12:34):
And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place,
so I'm happy that I know I'm going to be
on the beach if I go see her. But I
think at least you've got somebody's dating. You're dating somebody
who lives in a pretty cool city, so you get
to go. That's nice. That's the luxury. What's your way
of finding balance.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I would also agree with flights and feast time is important.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I would say absolutely, I want to see what you're doing. Also,
I think if you're like on your way and you
have it, if you're like holding the phone while you're arriving,
that's really safe. Yeah, I can drink sure that they're
doing that. Sorry, Well, so here's my question.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I was at a golf tournament Pebble Beach, great time,
very flirty with a guy.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was flirty, Like this is not my first rodeo.
I know I was flirty. Friends of friends sent a
text airbold, nothing back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Hmm, and it was a good text, like and he
was being flirty with you as well.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We did for an hour, like that's a long, that's
a that's a lot of flirt.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I told flirt, what time of day was it? Midday?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Thank you Joe. It was at the golf tournament. It
was not nighttime flirt at this time?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Or is it just hanging walk watching golf?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And then at one point I gave him out and said, hey,
I'm gonna go over there, and he said, oh, we'll
go with you. We will go with you, him and
his buddies.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I like to know. I've seen the scene painting a
picture sunny day beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I know it was people were there they also.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And text you gave him the number he gave yout.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Is a part of it that I think might be
where I went awry. Let's hear it, friend of friend
and I got the number?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Was that think Kevin's.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Face joined the friend. I'm gonna I'm gonna just jump
in here. I'm sorry. I don't mean to to just
donate the conversation. I think this this situation is one
of those where it's like he was outside with his
boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection with you,
but probably is with somebody, and then the text came
(14:38):
through and that's why he respond because it's like, oh
that that breaks the barrier of the thing that's piping
hot tea.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I don't wanna disagree with Nick.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But you can't said he did not have a girlfriend,
said every guy who is on a golf trip with
his boys.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He lives in a state that I won't name, Montana
on his own because he could be listening. Yeah, he
like maybe the right way to save fishes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I think he's an international spy and he's on a
mission and he's going to text you back in about
a week when you gets what he's done. Saving the world.
It's been two months hard for Okay, it's a long
it's a long deployment. He's he's he's without phone and
it's Yeah, this sounds this feels like a ghosting situation.
That's what I'm I'm wondering. So, okay, my questions cool
or because you said to follow up text or is
(15:29):
it one?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So I I forgot these a questions.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So I did a little bit of texting, but very
I had people read it and they told me you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You You did a little bit of texting and no response.
How many texts?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, I
thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddy.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Do you find this Kuy on social media? Well? Mm
hmm a little bit? And is he a little bit married?
I'm just thinking to a fun story for you. No,
this is actually the guy that we took Hey Jonas
from at Hey Jonas. It's a revenge.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So my question for you guys, this is my one
hundredth question. Do you ever go in again? Do you
just take the loss? Do you ever miss a text?
Because I missed text?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Should block him? It's a power move.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He okay, Now, you guys tell me what you think.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Everything I think. Okay, So it sounds like let me
just we're just let's just you're not gonna hurt my feelings. Okay,
So let's just back it up. Meet somebody on this
amazing trip. Do you meet them and their friends? It's fun,
it's light hearted all a sudden, it's flirty. You know,
(16:47):
he's single, he lives a Montana. He's told you, he
told you alone. He said he lives alone. He lives alone,
he's out. He fly fishes for fun, which you don't need.
You can have a fun out there, because that it
might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish
enthusiast over here. And then you send a message what's up?
(17:09):
Then you send a follow up, Hey, here's by the way,
here's that pick uh send it two months? No word? Definitely,
don't text him back again. I think it's his lost girl. Well,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So you guys never miss a text, so there's zero know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
We miss I never miss a text. Yeah, it's that's
that's true. I have zero missed messages on my phone
and emails. I also, you're a zeroed out guy. Yeah,
I love that. You know how you feel about the
thing When someone says I'm sorry, mister your text and
you know they you know they saw it. Sorry I
missed your text. It drives me nuts. But I do
it too. Nick Dick's a very bad text. Sometimes you
(17:47):
see it, You're like, I will respond to that. You
get busy with something else and then forget to respond totally,
because it's easier to just say, oh, sorry, I missed
it than to say, you know, I didn't have the
time in that moment to text you back. And would
you make a would you like to make a public
apology to all your friends right now? No? I wish
the phones had a button that says remind me later.
(18:07):
It does, Hey, Sarah, can you remind me later to
text Kevin? No, not that, but like on the text
and be like, remind me again. I added text Kevin
to the reminders list. That's that's that's obvious. But I'm
saying should know this. Yeah, you can say, I guess
unread all right. Next is Tara on Zoom. Hey, Tara,
(18:28):
oh professional Mike, Hey, how are you all the producers
have the glow mix? Yeah? I think we have the
same one. Does not turn green. Okay, what's going on, Taraw,
how are you good?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Congratulations on the new podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Thank you so much. Here we're the biggest podcast in Canada. Guys.
Since Kevin spoke about Canada earlier, they've been tuning in.
So you can go to Hey Jonas Podcast Canada. We
have that just for you guys. I think we talked
about from this show. We'll be on that page. Just sorry,
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
So I want to know if you guys can all
open up your Instagram?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
And what is on your algorithm?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yes, and what's on your for you page?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Wow? Perfect, My algorithm is all it's it's all uh
Bollywood stuff. That's great. I'm watching somebody shake up McDonald
sponsored and they're making a cocktail out of a sauce my.
They're making a chicken nugget the make make nut. I
(19:32):
can't even say it. It's a martini that's made with
chicken nuggets. That's what I just came up. It's pretty great.
I'm seeing my Discovery page a lot of AI videos.
It looks like Zach Effron as Captain Planet, which is AI.
That's cool. Oh wow, that's really cool. I think they're
(19:53):
trying to cast him. And then a lot of Pokemon
cards because I've been really into pulling cards right now.
And a lot of ceramics, a lot of ceramics. Ceramic
artist some obsessed with I'm gonna like that so that
way I get more ceramic cups because it is an
exact replication of like my life right now, and this
is coding with with AI tools Claude and AI and
(20:13):
golf and working out videos. I'm getting out of these
right now. And I'm really not sure why, but these
are luxury like mini van concepts in Asia. Oh dude,
because it Big Rocks sends them to you. That's probably
why I get it. They're really nice. I want I
kind of want one. I'm in my minivan era. You said, Okay,
(20:36):
you say for you page and algorithm. Yeah, isn't that
the same thing? No, the for you page is TikTok, right,
I don't have TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh well, it's also the little magnifying glass.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, it's a magnifying glass. That's what. Yeah, that's what
I said. I I'm sing Tokemon. I'm seeing a lot
of a lot of clothing and interesting, a lot of coffee.
This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things. I
love your month, your and it's just different. We were
just talking about beds. Of course I got a nice
comforter situation on here. I also got some like yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Thank you, guys, Thank you so much. Tara Danielle's next
Daniel Danielle. Okay, so I am a boy mom. I
have two little boys at home.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Awesome, And so my question for you guys is, obviously
you're very close to your mom.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
What did she do for you guys growing up?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Like, what is one thing that stands out that she
did for you guys that you love?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I love that. What are your boys' names if you
don't mind, Mateo and Milo, beautiful names, Eminem. Something our
mom did for us it really stood out. I mean
there's so much. It's hard to really pick our mom.
You know, she sacrificed so much of her time and
life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up,
(21:51):
and we owe them so much. Men. Thinking back when
we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial
works in New Jersey, would drive. For those that don't know,
we would drive pretty much twenty to thirty minutes at
least on the early without traffic into the city for auditions,
and then one other boy would have to go to Broadway.
(22:13):
But our dad was also a minister at the time,
so he had a desk job, and our mom would
drive us to these auditions and pregnant with our youngest brother,
Franklin at the time, until like she would stay in
the city and usually New York being as it is
especially now cold until May. It was literally like it
would be winter and she would be finding little cafes
(22:35):
where she can just stay warm until one of the
boys was done in the shows and then drive us
all back home at like midnight. It was just crazy,
and they do it all over again, and there's matinee
shows and things like that. And we had school and
then she was homeschooling us at one point and she
would make meals for the entire family, and she had
also projects that she did with the church, and she
was like she ran the women's ministry there. So I mean,
(22:57):
it's hard to just say one thing, but I think,
you know, she really taught us how to respect people
and women and really looking up to her on house
she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman.
We love her, and she's an incredible grandmo. Now she
got her finally, she got girls because she wanted she
(23:18):
wanted girls badly, and she got all both four boys.
Now she has five five five granddaughters so far. And
I don't know, Chill, I'm just saying, well, Franklin's you know, Oh, okay, yeah,
frank Franklin's. I don't know. One day maybe anyway, So yeah,
(23:41):
our mom. It's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry,
I was great, it was great, right, so beautiful. Actually,
I'll say my favorite, one of my favorite memories was
in high school. I had to get up super early
for school with her and she was doing this with
you guys at the time, like going to the city
and I was still going to school and we would
she would make me coffee for my bus ride to school.
(24:01):
So she's the reason you drink poop coffee. Actually maybe yeah,
actually at the time her actually take it everything. I
said back, Yeah, it's just kiddy, really interesting.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
How are you, Jackie? How are you guys? Nice to
meet you.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm from San Diego.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
San Diego. Yes, well it's good to see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
So if you had to choose one that you could
actually win, like The Traders, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor,
which one would you, guys do?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I just watched that movie? Of course, I'm blank. Rachel McAdams,
isn't it? Oh, send help. It's so good and it's good.
I liked it, and she was a big fan of
I'm not I'm not gonna spoil anything. She's a big
fan of Survivor. It's in the trailer. I liked it.
When I say when I set up, hey, I'm not
going to spoil it, I just give you what I
(24:57):
saw on the trailer. Because you're not going to spoil
it doesn't mean that I can't. That's true. I've seen it.
Go watch this, okay, so I'll tell you what happens.
It's so good. Basically a super fan of Survivor and Island.
Don't watch it on a plane though the seven movie.
You don't watch it a play. You just figure out why. Anyway,
I saw the trailer. See, oh yeah, that's also in
(25:18):
the trailer. I have a thing. Well, so you're saying
that you think you could win Survivor. That was the question,
I think I do all right. I don't know if
I could win. I think I do pretty well. Cool.
I'd learned a lot from watching that movie. Script has
nothing to do with the reality show enthusiast like Love Game,
I hosted one with my brother Franklin. I think Traders
(25:40):
would do well in Trader. I like the trailer's concept,
Trader's concept. Watched a bunch of it. It was very,
very fun. I could do Traders. You could win, like
a well you have you haven't had a reality show? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Or have.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No? No? Married to Jonas, I live that now. I
don't have the show though, right, I live that now. Yeah,
it's funny. Thank you life imitating art Kevin and and
the other one claimed the fame claim to fame. Yeah
with Franklin, which was so fun. But to answer your question,
what do I think I could we could win? Was that?
(26:15):
Was that your question? Just what you think of the
reality shows you can think of? Can it be any
reality show or has to be the three that you mentioned? No?
Any reality man? Worst Cooks in America? I don't I
don't know if that's a show. It's a show. It's
a reality show, it's a competition. It's really the thing. Yeah,
it's like the worst show I could do, though, you
(26:37):
know which one to that point, the one that I
love is it's like they're like, oh, almost, what's that
one called? Almost like makes something that's terrible. Huh what
is it called? Is it like food or it's foods?
They're making food. It's it's awful and it's nailed it?
Is it nailed it?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Nailed it is the cake one, but desserts better or bad? Yeah?
With Nicole Byers. That's a great guest letting me this
is a real show. When you said food, honestly, I
hadn't actually guessed me earlier about alien that I saw
in this guy he said it was a plane and
then I said, no, it's obviously not plane. He's like, actually, no,
it's a helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so
confidently saying He's like, oh, maybe it's not. And I'm
(27:14):
like and then we walked into the studio and he
was like, JO saw an alien earlier. I'm like, now
you confirm this well once it didn't appear as a
plane or a helicopter. Then I started to believe is
it cake? Though I think I could, I could nail that,
I would know, so you would be the contestant trying
to pick not taking the cake. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Next
is Amy. Thank you so much. Thanks to Jackie. Thanks Jackie,
thank you, thanks, thanks you.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So this is a topic that's come up in this
episode already, and I feel like it comes up with
you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to
ask you. You gave a very heart felt message about
pooping your pants in eighth grade, correct and that you
really turned it into something beautiful. Yeah, My question is
why did you put your pants in eighth grade? Did
you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom? Like
(27:55):
I'd love to know what happened?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Well, my mom was there. Actually, I I didn't want
I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom
because there was a lot of kids that would hang
out in the bathrooms, and I was like, well, they're
gonna know if people know that you poop, that's just
a no flies on it. In school. Everybody Poops was
not a book we had growing up in the house.
(28:20):
We didn't give that one. Our library didn't have that.
It was so anyway, So then I went to the
nurse's office, and I said I had a tummy ache.
I called my mom. I said, Joseph. She calls me, Joseph,
do you have to just poop? I was like, no, such,
And she's like, if I come down there and I
bring you home and you poop at home and you
(28:43):
could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be
thrilled about this. So he's like, I tried. I lied,
I tried. I tried to poop. I couldn't. I have
a bad stomach ache. It was your your crazy uh food.
You may just know.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
She knows.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I finally I finally told her mom that I don't
like her. What's the thing she makes that you like?
I don't like her? Had castrole. I finally admitted that
to her. Years old. I finally told my mom. I
was like, I'm sorry, Mom, I got to tell you this.
I don't like this. It was a good It broke
her heart, but you know what, we're stronger for it.
So then back to the poop story. So then she
comes down and then she I have to go collect
(29:26):
my school books. So now my stomach is like it's
go time, and I'm walking and I'm starting to feel
like this might happen any any moment, and it's not.
It's not going to be solid, and so my mom
have a stomach ache. Technically, that wasn't a lie. There
(29:49):
was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool
kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention they were cool kids,
and they were just in front of the cool kids.
Where do you think cool kids hang out in the
bathroom smoking SIGs? You know, thirteen year old dude, they
were smoking candy cigarettes for sure. So now it's just
then and then my mom bumps, our mother bumps into
(30:13):
the principal, and of course, as our mother is so kind,
stops to have a thirty minute conversation with this lady,
and I let it run down my I just can't
hold it. It starts running down my leg and I
can see the principal and my mom start like smelling
a little bit. They're like oh, so they're like I
think they were even like oh is that me? So
they're like, okay, well I have a good day, blah blah,
and we start walking away and I just I go
(30:36):
on to decorate the halls of this school with me,
and it's like it's just it's just dripping down my lefe.
And then we get to the car and I sit
in it and I'm crying now and our mom is like,
did you just And she's like I knew it, and
(30:59):
she let's see, she made me go back and clean
it off the floor, off the floor. Wow, she maye
go clean it because I left, uh, because remember I
was standing next to my mom while she was seeking
the principal had to go collect it. And then I
went home and she was Luckily I think she cooled
off from being angry. It was like, I think it
(31:20):
was like, I don't want you to have to face
the embarrassment of going back into school, like I didn't
have an extra obviously I didn't have no, No, she
was just pissed I didn't have an extra pair of drawers,
you know. Then I go back and oh my god, yeah,
well I still I still want because I got to
go home for the day. But she was mad at me. Yeah.
So that's my poof pooping in eighth grade. Story. Next
(31:42):
year's Maddie on Zoom. What it's going on? Great little story?
Oh you heard that? Great people will hear that story.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
Well, well, it's great to meet you guys. So for
my question is I'm getting married, thank you. So we're
currently in the process of planning our wedding all the things.
So I want to know from you guys, what's a
wedding day must have or maybe something we should avoid?
(32:20):
If you have any regrets?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Wow, gentlemen, things you must have. It's hard to it's
hard to pick one thing. Electro lights. Do you drink?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I do?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, then electrolts are a very good handy thing. The
big win is are you having like a like a
like a reception where everybody says you see everybody before
the wedding the days before or day before.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, that's the time you say hi to everyone. Okay,
because your wedding's for you. Yeah, yeah, you and your
partner and you want to be able to enjoy that,
or it becomes literally just a meet and greet. Yeah,
let me tell you something we know about me. Increase,
I got I got a hot take. Oh it's it's piping,
but I gotta say it. It is okay, and it
(33:14):
should be okay. To encourage your your your friends and
your family that are going to speak to write some
things down before they speak. That's a good one. They
go off the cuff and things get weird. People say,
if they want to run it past you first, Yes,
that's also nice. I just think it's it's it's so taboo,
(33:35):
like everyone's just you should be able to do whatever
they wants their moment to speak about you. But it's
okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak,
and maybe if you just want to write a few
things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I
think that should be okay. Some people are going to disagree,
and that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion as am. I.
I love that. That's great. That's a good one. Kevin
(33:56):
wedding day must have Kevin, you have an ice SLUSI
whether your wedding. Would you just that? I would? It
was very fun. We had birthday cake shots or the
wedding hate shots. So it's a wedding Joey Fatone over there,
just original shots. He was wedding. Okay, sorry I interrupted,
It's okay. You know I would say keep your keep
(34:20):
your doors like locked in the morning on your wedding morning.
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh yeah, this is
I got woken up by our our our late grandfather
papa at four, no, three point thirty four am in
the morning, waking me up in my room. No you're
now shared room my now? No? No, no. This was
(34:41):
the night the day of the wedding day. So I
was like finally asleep after we were hanging out the
night before, like just finally getting some rest and wake
you up. I forgot My grandparents gave me and Danielle
a like a sexy time gift, which is insane that
Connor came in at four in the morning. I'm pretty
(35:02):
sure they're like, did you give it? No, they gave
it to me, that us the night before, and we
were like great, Like huh, well, I'm just confused. Why
what was he doing it for in the morning. I
gotta tell the story. Oh sorry, I'm just trusted. So
he gave me this gift with our grandmother. You were
asleep though the night the morning of your wedding, the
night before. The only one that questions it was yes,
(35:24):
it was three thirty in the morning. I was up.
Well you didn't, but we didn't sleep at your wedding.
I know it was. I was so like, you know, excited,
I had just fallen asleep taking the cat nap. I
was like in and out right this episode spews by
in and out burger. He got to I'm getting woken
up by Papa, our Jerry Miller, and he just wanted
(35:49):
to see me. And your grandmother were talking, just making
sure I do remember this now? Uh did you like
our gift that we gave you? He felt like, I'm
so like he was. He felt bad about it because
they had a big fight because it was like we
shouldn't give him this inappropriate gift, right, I think I did.
Me and Danielle didn't quite respond in front of a
group of people, I think, and I think they took
(36:09):
it throwly. I don't know exactly. I think maybe they
probably spun out, spun out and somehow got a key
to my room, got into my room, woke me up.
But you know what, Blush, I am so happy that
he did because I'll have that memory of my grandfather
on my wedding day. I did not go back to bed.
So keep you you never thought of so think congratulations,
(36:33):
the best of luck, good luck next Easton.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Hey guys, heys, first time listener, first time caller here,
Joe I know you're online a lot. I just want
to be honest with me. Please, But you ever watch
those thirst edits of yourself?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I make them? All right? Consumption? Is that a making
mouse watch? Yeah? That is wild. I just told in
the room our grandfather used to wear that exact watch.
That's it's a good watch. That's yeah, it's a really
cool watch. But that's wild and that's beautiful. Thank you.
I do not make them, but I they come on
(37:11):
my feet because I like to support fan content. So
I see them and sometimes I like to interact with them. Well,
thank you so much. Thank you appreciate it. Lauren, Lauren, Hi, guys,
what's a go? Good? How are you today?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Good?
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Thanks for having me?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hey Jonas, Hey Jonahs, Hey Jonas. I should say that
when they call. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Everyone should say that, Jonahs, we say hey you all right?
My questions for neck, I'm wondering if you have a
random hill that you're willing to die on? For example,
minus the dryer sheets. Don't need them.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
They're a meth. I think they shouldn't exist. I don't
think they do. I think they do. What are they?
What are they made for? They're made to take down
the static electricity inside your dryer, so you don't actually
pull your clothes together. Okay, I made up? Am I right?
Is a spongy? I thinking about my Hey, Siria, what
(38:15):
are the dryer seats made for?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
We're giving your time to think.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep
your back, thighs and lead.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Guys, it's a different channel. Hey, Sirien, what are dryer
sheets made for? Dryer sheets? She wasn't speaking. Dry seats
are made of non woven Oh the what are they
made of? Okay? Fuck this all right? Go ahead. I
think that people should be more aware of their space
(38:49):
in an elevator. Agreed. And you know, during the pandemic,
we we had the separation. Everyone was If I get
an elevator and someone's for no gets right up near me,
it pisses me the fuck off. And in a way
I can't even describe it happened yesterday. I was I
was in a hotel and there's a bunch of people
(39:09):
there for FIFA. It's a big FIFA conference. And one
thing that was interesting was all these guys had the
same uniform. It was a blue, dark blue suit white
shirt and some sort of like cool sneaker sounds like
a soccer. That was the first thing that kind of
like got me feeling a little bit like Larry David
a little pissed off. Are you all wearing the same thing?
Maybe they're there. It literally was like a uniform. They
(39:30):
play enough kind of like walking down like, no, they're
They're just the exact executives. Executives like a like a
sneak sneaker. Yeah, like a white cool sneaker. So anyway,
I get into the elevator and I've got, you know,
my my suitcase and my other bag, and three people
get in, but they all decide to stand like like
(39:51):
too close to me, And I was like, we have
room awareness? Did you say anything or do you use
your body to like I did aware? And you both
know this? When I did, they pay you any mind?
And they were in their business combos. They were a
deep in business combos. That's how many floors do you
have to eleven floors? Yikes? And then I had to say, hey,
(40:12):
excuse me to get out, excuse me to get out.
It was blocking the door even when it opened. When
that's like common, that's pretty good if there's a positive
hill to die on. I think most people would agree
with that. I don't think it's technically one that I
think you probably have a couple of a lot of people
would disagree with. Yeah, well what like what hmmm? While
(40:33):
you're thinking on that. I think it's true that I
could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk
to a stranger in an elevator in New York. There's
there's some like it's a law like that, it's a
weird law. What Yeah, I think that's the thing. You
could look it up. It could be wrong with the
wrong state. But like, there's a law where you're not
allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator. Oh,
I got I got one a hill to die Every
(40:55):
restaurant should serve breakfast all day one hundred percent, especially
in a hotel. They go, oh, yeah, we're stop, we
stop serving at eleven at a hotel. I'm sorry, I
just woke up. And you should be able to drink
at an airport at any time. You can do that, amen,
because you don't know where that and you can't judge
anybody as I'm saying. If you see where I'm from
having it, you don't know where they came from. These
(41:16):
are my hills to don. I would also say, if
you can, here's why I think this should be passed. Yeah,
when Kevin becomes new Jersey governor and then you eventually
become the president, is what we should do. Nope, we
should get it passed that if you can recite the
entire flight safety briefing, you never have to hear one
(41:39):
over again. You do like a reup, like it's your
driver's license, it does expire, like you have severification. You're like, no,
I'm certified. If you can any show it, You're like,
all right, good, go back to watching your show. All right.
So reminder, guys, if you want to talk to us,
or you have questions or concerns or comments or things
to get off your chest, Hey Jonas podcast on Instagram
(42:01):
and TikTok and call us at one eight four Hey
Jonas one eight four four, three nine, five, six, six
two seven, or you can email us, which is something
you can do at Hey Jonas at iHeartRadio dot com.
Right out of the thing, Kevin's personal cell is. You
know when someone sends me an email, said a text,
it kind of stressed me out, you know, like a
(42:22):
person and you're having your inn circle. You can put
email from someone instead of a text and it feels
more like, oh, there's a problem. And then they rate
in the email. If it's easier to contact you, you
can just text me, and then they give you a
number to give you the anxiety push of like how
about this. You haven't responded in twenty four fucking hours.
The bottom of the email says, so from my iPhone,
Like I know you have another They just do that.
(42:42):
It's in the they just do that now, guys. Beyond
all of that. Someone leaving a voicemail. Oh, I got
him from Dad. I get a dad one and it's
just home man. Yeah, Kevin, I feel have a minute
to check get I have to Jimmy call back. It's like,
oh God, who died. Yeah, he just just called me.
Actually I have to call him, not right now, but
like he just it's he's got the key always. He
(43:04):
says bye bye at the end of let's se if
he says bye bye, it's so cute. Ready, m if
you can give me a phone call. But if you're
doing well, love you so much, talk to you in
a bit, by bye bye bye. I didn't even know
that this does not sound like someone passed away. Yep, yeah,
(43:25):
every time, Oh God, okay, bye bye bye bye. I
can't grab you.
Would you consider yourself an elder millennial? For sure, I'm
an elder millennial, like an elder ring millennial. I was
just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house.
He had like I wasn't I wasn't there for that
one we missed. You wasn't invited? Not true, he was working.
(00:31):
He was on one of his tenth tense films that
you shot this movie. I was invited. I just couldn't come. Kevin,
had you have a is that every year you have
a big art war. This is new Actually yeah, it
was four children, but all the adults did it. It
was a giant It was just rolled out on our
It was just a little craft to do during the day.
(00:53):
And it was a coloring page, giant coloring Easter page.
And his house was like like so beautifully deck created
for Easter. Every decoration a holiday. Danielle loved the holiday. Yeah,
she crushed. Kevin and Danielle love a holiday and pastels.
You love fans. Do you like pastels? You had the
lot of bunnies, fluffy peach. Yeah, what are the peeps? Yes,
(01:13):
it peeps that were not peeps, but there were like
decorative peeps with cocktail. It made you a mad mary cream?
What was it called. We'll show you the video, tell
you the picture. That's what there it is. Okay, so
hey you, hey, we are under appreciated Jonas Brother's tune
technically not Jonas Brothers though. That's a weird sort of
(01:34):
limbo category. Is it a Jonahs Brothers song or is
it a Jonas La song technically written by you? But hey,
Jonas is the name of this podcast. And so we
went ahead and secured a bunch of handles and we
got those telephone number. Yep, we bought them from loving fans.
You can reach out, that's true. You can reach out
(01:55):
to us at one eight four Hey Jonas, that's eight
four four, three nine five six six two seven. Yeah,
reach out anytime you want, say hi, ask us a question.
We're here to give marital advice other things, non marrible advice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know, because you guys just gave out the information. Yeah,
we've turned it over to the producers to ask you
what they want to ask you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Go ahead on zoom.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm dying to know what's the first thing you guys
do when you get up in the morning, and what's
the last thing you do before you go to bed.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's a wonderful question. Okay, who wants to go first? Uh, Kea,
why don't you take this one? Kevin is the firstborn.
The first thing I do when I wake up is
immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup
of coffee. When you get up, the first thing you
do is get up and like get just go down. Yeah,
my my alarm goes off and I have to like
(02:52):
immediately get out of bed. It's not like a just meander.
And now are you being quiet? Like because Danny Danny sleeping?
Are you definitely? But your bed mess it's huge, so
you're fine? Yeah, it is a number. You got a
sleep number? Yeah, what's your number? Hate sleep? What's that about? Yet?
(03:14):
It's all the rage in La everyone's talking about. It
hasn't hit my my my feed yet. Well it's pretty exclusive.
I don't have one. Yeah, my phone's in the room.
I will now get at It has not hit Miami.
I don't know what you guys talking about. Okay, back
to Kevin jumping out of bed. So I spring out
of bed and I run downstairs and I make a
coffee and then take my morning vitamins.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What are you taking your coffee?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's straight up, it's an espresso pod the green, which
one was that, it's like that deep green. Joe hates
my coffee, but Joe's ritualistic coffee making thing you've ever
heard in the entire You share a room with Joe,
he will wake you up no matter what time. Let's
hear about your take. Yet, let's say we didn't get
to mind. You can go go ahead and talk about
your morning. Okay, So that's what I take. That's my
(03:58):
that's my first thing after the coffee. What happens? What
do you do coffee? That was the question. It is
not my whole morning. It's just what I do first,
and then what do you do? Last? And then the
last thing I do is fall asleep to something on television.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well do you ever?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I caught myself doing that last night and I told
myself not to do that, and I do.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh yeah, thankfully not for me. Yeah. It's just like uh,
opening packs of Pokemon cards. So it's quite innocent, that's
all right. Vivid dream. First thing, Nick, you want to go, Yeah,
it's pretty simple. Wake up, procrastinate about something that gets
me through about the first hour. It's pretty hot. I
(04:47):
drink some coffee, some caffee and my bloodstream, which then
makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few
phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking
out about something. No, I'm kidding, it's not that intense,
but it is at times in my sweater. Thanks for
your support you. And then at the end of the night,
(05:07):
you know, usually I will watch something, but I was
just recently in Canada and Chef Canada. They've got Sports Center,
but it's it's called Sports Central, but my TV didn't
have it in the place I was staying. So I
was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And
(05:27):
I got so tired of doing that I picked up
a new hobby. Hobby I guess would call it, which
excited to share with you guys. So I found these
videos that are basically the history of and it's everything
from toilet paper has heard as he got into this,
the history of you know, where carpets coming, like all
this stuff. It's a channel, it's a bunch of different
(05:49):
channels creators that do this kind of funny and I'm
really education a lot of useless information and it's time
you're taking a poop. You can be like the other
guy next to you. Well, did you know actually that
the first next commercial you're in a stall. I just
rolled right past that in a stall. Listen to this
public public restroom, Kevin, Thanks, trying to talk about about
(06:11):
the toilets. Go ahead, I don't. I don't ship in
public restumes that often it's it's got to be an emergency.
Same same, Oh yeah. That's one of my favorites still
on zoo guys, And that is one of my favorite
accounts on the internet is what is the come with
me as I take a ship? In came to what
were we take a ship together? We held hands? Actually?
(06:35):
Or is it just like you have to watch the
pod you have to go to at come ship with Me?
I think it's her pod. It's literally her names like
don't ship funny? It's okay, So and your last thing
you do video videos? Great? And that's pretty much it. Great. Okay,
that's been not least the first thing I do when
I wake up, I I use the shout out. Not sponsored,
(06:58):
or we could use this as a sponsor At Headspace.
I use Headspace and I do a meditation it clip it,
clip it, watch Joe who has it? And the last
thing I do before bed is last night was doom scroll,
but usually I try to go on. Ready, you want
to hear what the last thing I do? I could
show you. Also not sponsored unless they want to throw
(07:21):
out money. Okay, hold on, hold they hold it. It's coming.
It's taking forever. Sorry, but this is I put on
my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
At Home, Little White Noise kind of.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, it's a sleep It's a sleep playlist that they
have on Spotify and it's good one the I guess
the frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you have a
deeper sleep, the one that Valentini uses. Six point six
million people saved this playlist too, so we're going to have.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
To try that out.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Please, it's really hope.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Before I go, one last thing, I just wanted to
know pets in.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The bed or not in the bed, because none of
you said anything about a pet in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm glad you brought up beds in general. I was.
I was bursting at the seams to talk about this,
But we are talking about I asked her a question. First,
we're going to answer your question, but it's all related.
I did this this interview where I said something about
how the bed is just for sleeping and sort of
meant to be like a quirky answer. People like people said,
this became like an actual like debate, and people started,
(08:25):
you know, labeling me some some really harsh names that
I won't mentions like weirdo, oh, nerd a that kind
of stuff, weirdo and nerd. Are I know. But here's
the deal is that that's it. It's not my actual
philosophy on beds. I understand that that other things can
(08:47):
happen on a bed, okay, and and I appreciate those things. However,
to answer your question, Heather, uh no, no pets in bed.
That's that's not something that we're doing. This is my
bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with
her two dogs, and I just somehow fit in there.
(09:10):
Bet is huge, though it's yesterday. I have my own side.
I have a live snake that I let lose occasionally,
and a little pig. No, no pets in my bed. Yeah, Heather,
thank you so much for your questions. I could talk
to you all day. This is Sam Sam Jersey and
let me go Sam from Jersey. Hello. Are we on
(09:33):
the phone? We're in person? Hello person, Hello in Jersey.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Are you from I'm from Bergen County, Dumont.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
And actually I was going to say. My boyfriend and
I are long distance. So I live in Jersey still
and he lives in LA. We make it work, but
we both have crazy work schedules.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Let's do all of you.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
So how do you make it work with your partners
when you guys are not together?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Long distance gonna be tough, but I think we all
find our balance in it. For myself, I spend a
lot of time on the phone and hun red eyes
and on red eyes like what I'm taking tonight. So
if I have a day I try to get back
even a day off as much as I can. It's
a lot, but just how I like to do it.
It's not for everybody, uh, but we me and Danielle
(10:20):
kind of grew our relationship on the phone and it
just kind of continued KAT and T because he was
Kat and T KT and T. I'd like you always
on the phone. It's gotten better, like we are not.
You guys are always your your phone. You're not facetimers
FaceTime with your daughter. I've your your generation, Kevin. You
guys are face I'm an elder millennium have to wind
(10:41):
his phone up. But it's not a bad thing that
you said it's gotten better, like as if it's it's not.
I think what it was is yeah, so annoying. No,
it's that we would spend not enough time not talking,
(11:03):
that there was not enough to talk about, and it
was just talking. It's about lyrics. It's about being together
now and like just present in the home and that's good.
Shout out Kevin. But yes, I do get a lot
of sponsored by Delta, isn't it no United? Because in Newark? Uh,
clip it, clip it. But I definitely based on my
(11:24):
daughters and try to help it with la homework, which
I can't do anymore. This it's not it ain't easy. Yeah,
well are you nick? Well? Yeah, I mean long distance
relationships are always really really difficult. I think it's just
about trying to stay in contact as much as possible
and and uh, you know, our our success in it
(11:46):
has just come from any window that presents itself that
we can just be together and separate that time, even
if it's a month or two or months in advance.
We just say, ok, we're gonna block this window and
make sure that nothing sort of touches that because you
have to protect that time, and you know it's not
always easy to do that, but where you can, I
think that's that's clutch. Absolutely. I also think a lot
(12:10):
of fun games came out of COVID, and a lot
of fun things you could do, like via FaceTime or
code names. A few go on, oh you know this
is now sponsored by sexting. I was gonna say, what's that? Okay,
never mind, but yeah, I think that was That's very helpful.
(12:34):
And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place,
so I'm happy that I know I'm going to be
on the beach if I go see her. But I
think at least you've got somebody's dating. You're dating somebody
who lives in a pretty cool city, so you get
to go. That's nice. That's the luxury. What's your way
of finding balance.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I would also agree with flights and feast time is important.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I would say absolutely, I want to see what you're doing. Also,
I think if you're like on your way and you
have it, if you're like holding the phone while you're arriving,
that's really safe. Yeah, I can drink sure that they're
doing that. Sorry, Well, so here's my question.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I was at a golf tournament Pebble Beach, great time,
very flirty with a guy.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was flirty, Like this is not my first rodeo.
I know I was flirty. Friends of friends sent a
text airbold, nothing back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Hmm, and it was a good text, like and he
was being flirty with you as well.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We did for an hour, like that's a long, that's
a that's a lot of flirt.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I told flirt, what time of day was it? Midday?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Thank you Joe. It was at the golf tournament. It
was not nighttime flirt at this time?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Or is it just hanging walk watching golf?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And then at one point I gave him out and said, hey,
I'm gonna go over there, and he said, oh, we'll
go with you. We will go with you, him and
his buddies.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I like to know. I've seen the scene painting a
picture sunny day beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I know it was people were there they also.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And text you gave him the number he gave yout.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Is a part of it that I think might be
where I went awry. Let's hear it, friend of friend
and I got the number?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Was that think Kevin's.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Face joined the friend. I'm gonna I'm gonna just jump
in here. I'm sorry. I don't mean to to just
donate the conversation. I think this this situation is one
of those where it's like he was outside with his
boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection with you,
but probably is with somebody, and then the text came
(14:38):
through and that's why he respond because it's like, oh
that that breaks the barrier of the thing that's piping
hot tea.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I don't wanna disagree with Nick.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But you can't said he did not have a girlfriend,
said every guy who is on a golf trip with
his boys.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He lives in a state that I won't name, Montana
on his own because he could be listening. Yeah, he
like maybe the right way to save fishes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I think he's an international spy and he's on a
mission and he's going to text you back in about
a week when you gets what he's done. Saving the world.
It's been two months hard for Okay, it's a long
it's a long deployment. He's he's he's without phone and
it's Yeah, this sounds this feels like a ghosting situation.
That's what I'm I'm wondering. So, okay, my questions cool
or because you said to follow up text or is
(15:29):
it one?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So I I forgot these a questions.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So I did a little bit of texting, but very
I had people read it and they told me you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You You did a little bit of texting and no response.
How many texts?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, I
thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddy.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Do you find this Kuy on social media? Well? Mm
hmm a little bit? And is he a little bit married?
I'm just thinking to a fun story for you. No,
this is actually the guy that we took Hey Jonas
from at Hey Jonas. It's a revenge.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So my question for you guys, this is my one
hundredth question. Do you ever go in again? Do you
just take the loss? Do you ever miss a text?
Because I missed text?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Should block him? It's a power move.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He okay, Now, you guys tell me what you think.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Everything I think. Okay, So it sounds like let me
just we're just let's just you're not gonna hurt my feelings. Okay,
So let's just back it up. Meet somebody on this
amazing trip. Do you meet them and their friends? It's fun,
it's light hearted all a sudden, it's flirty. You know,
(16:47):
he's single, he lives a Montana. He's told you, he
told you alone. He said he lives alone. He lives alone,
he's out. He fly fishes for fun, which you don't need.
You can have a fun out there, because that it
might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish
enthusiast over here. And then you send a message what's up?
(17:09):
Then you send a follow up, Hey, here's by the way,
here's that pick uh send it two months? No word? Definitely,
don't text him back again. I think it's his lost girl. Well,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So you guys never miss a text, so there's zero know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
We miss I never miss a text. Yeah, it's that's
that's true. I have zero missed messages on my phone
and emails. I also, you're a zeroed out guy. Yeah,
I love that. You know how you feel about the
thing When someone says I'm sorry, mister your text and
you know they you know they saw it. Sorry I
missed your text. It drives me nuts. But I do
it too. Nick Dick's a very bad text. Sometimes you
(17:47):
see it, You're like, I will respond to that. You
get busy with something else and then forget to respond totally,
because it's easier to just say, oh, sorry, I missed
it than to say, you know, I didn't have the
time in that moment to text you back. And would
you make a would you like to make a public
apology to all your friends right now? No? I wish
the phones had a button that says remind me later.
(18:07):
It does, Hey, Sarah, can you remind me later to
text Kevin? No, not that, but like on the text
and be like, remind me again. I added text Kevin
to the reminders list. That's that's that's obvious. But I'm
saying should know this. Yeah, you can say, I guess
unread all right. Next is Tara on Zoom. Hey, Tara,
(18:28):
oh professional Mike, Hey, how are you all the producers
have the glow mix? Yeah? I think we have the
same one. Does not turn green. Okay, what's going on, Taraw,
how are you good?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Congratulations on the new podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Thank you so much. Here we're the biggest podcast in Canada. Guys.
Since Kevin spoke about Canada earlier, they've been tuning in.
So you can go to Hey Jonas Podcast Canada. We
have that just for you guys. I think we talked
about from this show. We'll be on that page. Just sorry,
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
So I want to know if you guys can all
open up your Instagram?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
And what is on your algorithm?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yes, and what's on your for you page?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Wow? Perfect, My algorithm is all it's it's all uh
Bollywood stuff. That's great. I'm watching somebody shake up McDonald
sponsored and they're making a cocktail out of a sauce my.
They're making a chicken nugget the make make nut. I
(19:32):
can't even say it. It's a martini that's made with
chicken nuggets. That's what I just came up. It's pretty great.
I'm seeing my Discovery page a lot of AI videos.
It looks like Zach Effron as Captain Planet, which is AI.
That's cool. Oh wow, that's really cool. I think they're
(19:53):
trying to cast him. And then a lot of Pokemon
cards because I've been really into pulling cards right now.
And a lot of ceramics, a lot of ceramics. Ceramic
artist some obsessed with I'm gonna like that so that
way I get more ceramic cups because it is an
exact replication of like my life right now, and this
is coding with with AI tools Claude and AI and
(20:13):
golf and working out videos. I'm getting out of these
right now. And I'm really not sure why, but these
are luxury like mini van concepts in Asia. Oh dude,
because it Big Rocks sends them to you. That's probably
why I get it. They're really nice. I want I
kind of want one. I'm in my minivan era. You said, Okay,
(20:36):
you say for you page and algorithm. Yeah, isn't that
the same thing? No, the for you page is TikTok, right,
I don't have TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh well, it's also the little magnifying glass.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, it's a magnifying glass. That's what. Yeah, that's what
I said. I I'm sing Tokemon. I'm seeing a lot
of a lot of clothing and interesting, a lot of coffee.
This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things. I
love your month, your and it's just different. We were
just talking about beds. Of course I got a nice
comforter situation on here. I also got some like yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Thank you, guys, Thank you so much. Tara Danielle's next
Daniel Danielle. Okay, so I am a boy mom. I
have two little boys at home.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Awesome, And so my question for you guys is, obviously
you're very close to your mom.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
What did she do for you guys growing up?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Like, what is one thing that stands out that she
did for you guys that you love?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I love that. What are your boys' names if you
don't mind, Mateo and Milo, beautiful names, Eminem. Something our
mom did for us it really stood out. I mean
there's so much. It's hard to really pick our mom.
You know, she sacrificed so much of her time and
life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up,
(21:51):
and we owe them so much. Men. Thinking back when
we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial
works in New Jersey, would drive. For those that don't know,
we would drive pretty much twenty to thirty minutes at
least on the early without traffic into the city for auditions,
and then one other boy would have to go to Broadway.
(22:13):
But our dad was also a minister at the time,
so he had a desk job, and our mom would
drive us to these auditions and pregnant with our youngest brother,
Franklin at the time, until like she would stay in
the city and usually New York being as it is
especially now cold until May. It was literally like it
would be winter and she would be finding little cafes
(22:35):
where she can just stay warm until one of the
boys was done in the shows and then drive us
all back home at like midnight. It was just crazy,
and they do it all over again, and there's matinee
shows and things like that. And we had school and
then she was homeschooling us at one point and she
would make meals for the entire family, and she had
also projects that she did with the church, and she
was like she ran the women's ministry there. So I mean,
(22:57):
it's hard to just say one thing, but I think,
you know, she really taught us how to respect people
and women and really looking up to her on house
she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman.
We love her, and she's an incredible grandmo. Now she
got her finally, she got girls because she wanted she
(23:18):
wanted girls badly, and she got all both four boys.
Now she has five five five granddaughters so far. And
I don't know, Chill, I'm just saying, well, Franklin's you know, Oh, okay, yeah,
frank Franklin's. I don't know. One day maybe anyway, So yeah,
(23:41):
our mom. It's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry,
I was great, it was great, right, so beautiful. Actually,
I'll say my favorite, one of my favorite memories was
in high school. I had to get up super early
for school with her and she was doing this with
you guys at the time, like going to the city
and I was still going to school and we would
she would make me coffee for my bus ride to school.
(24:01):
So she's the reason you drink poop coffee. Actually maybe yeah,
actually at the time her actually take it everything. I
said back, Yeah, it's just kiddy, really interesting.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
How are you, Jackie? How are you guys? Nice to
meet you.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm from San Diego.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
San Diego. Yes, well it's good to see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
So if you had to choose one that you could
actually win, like The Traders, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor,
which one would you, guys do?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I just watched that movie? Of course, I'm blank. Rachel McAdams,
isn't it? Oh, send help. It's so good and it's good.
I liked it, and she was a big fan of
I'm not I'm not gonna spoil anything. She's a big
fan of Survivor. It's in the trailer. I liked it.
When I say when I set up, hey, I'm not
going to spoil it, I just give you what I
(24:57):
saw on the trailer. Because you're not going to spoil
it doesn't mean that I can't. That's true. I've seen it.
Go watch this, okay, so I'll tell you what happens.
It's so good. Basically a super fan of Survivor and Island.
Don't watch it on a plane though the seven movie.
You don't watch it a play. You just figure out why. Anyway,
I saw the trailer. See, oh yeah, that's also in
(25:18):
the trailer. I have a thing. Well, so you're saying
that you think you could win Survivor. That was the question,
I think I do all right. I don't know if
I could win. I think I do pretty well. Cool.
I'd learned a lot from watching that movie. Script has
nothing to do with the reality show enthusiast like Love Game,
I hosted one with my brother Franklin. I think Traders
(25:40):
would do well in Trader. I like the trailer's concept,
Trader's concept. Watched a bunch of it. It was very,
very fun. I could do Traders. You could win, like
a well you have you haven't had a reality show? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Or have.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No? No? Married to Jonas, I live that now. I
don't have the show though, right, I live that now. Yeah,
it's funny. Thank you life imitating art Kevin and and
the other one claimed the fame claim to fame. Yeah
with Franklin, which was so fun. But to answer your question,
what do I think I could we could win? Was that?
(26:15):
Was that your question? Just what you think of the
reality shows you can think of? Can it be any
reality show or has to be the three that you mentioned? No?
Any reality man? Worst Cooks in America? I don't I
don't know if that's a show. It's a show. It's
a reality show, it's a competition. It's really the thing. Yeah,
it's like the worst show I could do, though, you
(26:37):
know which one to that point, the one that I
love is it's like they're like, oh, almost, what's that
one called? Almost like makes something that's terrible. Huh what
is it called? Is it like food or it's foods?
They're making food. It's it's awful and it's nailed it?
Is it nailed it?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Nailed it is the cake one, but desserts better or bad? Yeah?
With Nicole Byers. That's a great guest letting me this
is a real show. When you said food, honestly, I
hadn't actually guessed me earlier about alien that I saw
in this guy he said it was a plane and
then I said, no, it's obviously not plane. He's like, actually, no,
it's a helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so
confidently saying He's like, oh, maybe it's not. And I'm
(27:14):
like and then we walked into the studio and he
was like, JO saw an alien earlier. I'm like, now
you confirm this well once it didn't appear as a
plane or a helicopter. Then I started to believe is
it cake? Though I think I could, I could nail that,
I would know, so you would be the contestant trying
to pick not taking the cake. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Next
is Amy. Thank you so much. Thanks to Jackie. Thanks Jackie,
thank you, thanks, thanks you.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So this is a topic that's come up in this
episode already, and I feel like it comes up with
you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to
ask you. You gave a very heart felt message about
pooping your pants in eighth grade, correct and that you
really turned it into something beautiful. Yeah, My question is
why did you put your pants in eighth grade? Did
you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom? Like
(27:55):
I'd love to know what happened?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Well, my mom was there. Actually, I I didn't want
I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom
because there was a lot of kids that would hang
out in the bathrooms, and I was like, well, they're
gonna know if people know that you poop, that's just
a no flies on it. In school. Everybody Poops was
not a book we had growing up in the house.
(28:20):
We didn't give that one. Our library didn't have that.
It was so anyway, So then I went to the
nurse's office, and I said I had a tummy ache.
I called my mom. I said, Joseph. She calls me, Joseph,
do you have to just poop? I was like, no, such,
And she's like, if I come down there and I
bring you home and you poop at home and you
(28:43):
could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be
thrilled about this. So he's like, I tried. I lied,
I tried. I tried to poop. I couldn't. I have
a bad stomach ache. It was your your crazy uh food.
You may just know.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
She knows.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I finally I finally told her mom that I don't
like her. What's the thing she makes that you like?
I don't like her? Had castrole. I finally admitted that
to her. Years old. I finally told my mom. I
was like, I'm sorry, Mom, I got to tell you this.
I don't like this. It was a good It broke
her heart, but you know what, we're stronger for it.
So then back to the poop story. So then she
comes down and then she I have to go collect
(29:26):
my school books. So now my stomach is like it's
go time, and I'm walking and I'm starting to feel
like this might happen any any moment, and it's not.
It's not going to be solid, and so my mom
have a stomach ache. Technically, that wasn't a lie. There
(29:49):
was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool
kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention they were cool kids,
and they were just in front of the cool kids.
Where do you think cool kids hang out in the
bathroom smoking SIGs? You know, thirteen year old dude, they
were smoking candy cigarettes for sure. So now it's just
then and then my mom bumps, our mother bumps into
(30:13):
the principal, and of course, as our mother is so kind,
stops to have a thirty minute conversation with this lady,
and I let it run down my I just can't
hold it. It starts running down my leg and I
can see the principal and my mom start like smelling
a little bit. They're like oh, so they're like I
think they were even like oh is that me? So
they're like, okay, well I have a good day, blah blah,
and we start walking away and I just I go
(30:36):
on to decorate the halls of this school with me,
and it's like it's just it's just dripping down my lefe.
And then we get to the car and I sit
in it and I'm crying now and our mom is like,
did you just And she's like I knew it, and
(30:59):
she let's see, she made me go back and clean
it off the floor, off the floor. Wow, she maye
go clean it because I left, uh, because remember I
was standing next to my mom while she was seeking
the principal had to go collect it. And then I
went home and she was Luckily I think she cooled
off from being angry. It was like, I think it
(31:20):
was like, I don't want you to have to face
the embarrassment of going back into school, like I didn't
have an extra obviously I didn't have no, No, she
was just pissed I didn't have an extra pair of drawers,
you know. Then I go back and oh my god, yeah,
well I still I still want because I got to
go home for the day. But she was mad at me. Yeah.
So that's my poof pooping in eighth grade. Story. Next
(31:42):
year's Maddie on Zoom. What it's going on? Great little story?
Oh you heard that? Great people will hear that story.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
Well, well, it's great to meet you guys. So for
my question is I'm getting married, thank you. So we're
currently in the process of planning our wedding all the things.
So I want to know from you guys, what's a
wedding day must have or maybe something we should avoid?
(32:20):
If you have any regrets?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Wow, gentlemen, things you must have. It's hard to it's
hard to pick one thing. Electro lights. Do you drink?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I do?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, then electrolts are a very good handy thing. The
big win is are you having like a like a
like a reception where everybody says you see everybody before
the wedding the days before or day before.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, that's the time you say hi to everyone. Okay,
because your wedding's for you. Yeah, yeah, you and your
partner and you want to be able to enjoy that,
or it becomes literally just a meet and greet. Yeah,
let me tell you something we know about me. Increase,
I got I got a hot take. Oh it's it's piping,
but I gotta say it. It is okay, and it
(33:14):
should be okay. To encourage your your your friends and
your family that are going to speak to write some
things down before they speak. That's a good one. They
go off the cuff and things get weird. People say,
if they want to run it past you first, Yes,
that's also nice. I just think it's it's it's so taboo,
(33:35):
like everyone's just you should be able to do whatever
they wants their moment to speak about you. But it's
okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak,
and maybe if you just want to write a few
things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I
think that should be okay. Some people are going to disagree,
and that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion as am. I.
I love that. That's great. That's a good one. Kevin
(33:56):
wedding day must have Kevin, you have an ice SLUSI
whether your wedding. Would you just that? I would? It
was very fun. We had birthday cake shots or the
wedding hate shots. So it's a wedding Joey Fatone over there,
just original shots. He was wedding. Okay, sorry I interrupted,
It's okay. You know I would say keep your keep
(34:20):
your doors like locked in the morning on your wedding morning.
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh yeah, this is
I got woken up by our our our late grandfather
papa at four, no, three point thirty four am in
the morning, waking me up in my room. No you're
now shared room my now? No? No, no. This was
(34:41):
the night the day of the wedding day. So I
was like finally asleep after we were hanging out the
night before, like just finally getting some rest and wake
you up. I forgot My grandparents gave me and Danielle
a like a sexy time gift, which is insane that
Connor came in at four in the morning. I'm pretty
(35:02):
sure they're like, did you give it? No, they gave
it to me, that us the night before, and we
were like great, Like huh, well, I'm just confused. Why
what was he doing it for in the morning. I
gotta tell the story. Oh sorry, I'm just trusted. So
he gave me this gift with our grandmother. You were
asleep though the night the morning of your wedding, the
night before. The only one that questions it was yes,
(35:24):
it was three thirty in the morning. I was up.
Well you didn't, but we didn't sleep at your wedding.
I know it was. I was so like, you know, excited,
I had just fallen asleep taking the cat nap. I
was like in and out right this episode spews by
in and out burger. He got to I'm getting woken
up by Papa, our Jerry Miller, and he just wanted
(35:49):
to see me. And your grandmother were talking, just making
sure I do remember this now? Uh did you like
our gift that we gave you? He felt like, I'm
so like he was. He felt bad about it because
they had a big fight because it was like we
shouldn't give him this inappropriate gift, right, I think I did.
Me and Danielle didn't quite respond in front of a
group of people, I think, and I think they took
(36:09):
it throwly. I don't know exactly. I think maybe they
probably spun out, spun out and somehow got a key
to my room, got into my room, woke me up.
But you know what, Blush, I am so happy that
he did because I'll have that memory of my grandfather
on my wedding day. I did not go back to bed.
So keep you you never thought of so think congratulations,
(36:33):
the best of luck, good luck next Easton.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Hey guys, heys, first time listener, first time caller here,
Joe I know you're online a lot. I just want
to be honest with me. Please, But you ever watch
those thirst edits of yourself?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I make them? All right? Consumption? Is that a making
mouse watch? Yeah? That is wild. I just told in
the room our grandfather used to wear that exact watch.
That's it's a good watch. That's yeah, it's a really
cool watch. But that's wild and that's beautiful. Thank you.
I do not make them, but I they come on
(37:11):
my feet because I like to support fan content. So
I see them and sometimes I like to interact with them. Well,
thank you so much. Thank you appreciate it. Lauren, Lauren, Hi, guys,
what's a go? Good? How are you today?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Good?
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Thanks for having me?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hey Jonas, Hey Jonahs, Hey Jonas. I should say that
when they call. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Everyone should say that, Jonahs, we say hey you all right?
My questions for neck, I'm wondering if you have a
random hill that you're willing to die on? For example,
minus the dryer sheets. Don't need them.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
They're a meth. I think they shouldn't exist. I don't
think they do. I think they do. What are they?
What are they made for? They're made to take down
the static electricity inside your dryer, so you don't actually
pull your clothes together. Okay, I made up? Am I right?
Is a spongy? I thinking about my Hey, Siria, what
(38:15):
are the dryer seats made for?
Speaker 4 (38:18):
We're giving your time to think.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep
your back, thighs and lead.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Guys, it's a different channel. Hey, Sirien, what are dryer
sheets made for? Dryer sheets? She wasn't speaking. Dry seats
are made of non woven Oh the what are they
made of? Okay? Fuck this all right? Go ahead. I
think that people should be more aware of their space
(38:49):
in an elevator. Agreed. And you know, during the pandemic,
we we had the separation. Everyone was If I get
an elevator and someone's for no gets right up near me,
it pisses me the fuck off. And in a way
I can't even describe it happened yesterday. I was I
was in a hotel and there's a bunch of people
(39:09):
there for FIFA. It's a big FIFA conference. And one
thing that was interesting was all these guys had the
same uniform. It was a blue, dark blue suit white
shirt and some sort of like cool sneaker sounds like
a soccer. That was the first thing that kind of
like got me feeling a little bit like Larry David
a little pissed off. Are you all wearing the same thing?
Maybe they're there. It literally was like a uniform. They
(39:30):
play enough kind of like walking down like, no, they're
They're just the exact executives. Executives like a like a
sneak sneaker. Yeah, like a white cool sneaker. So anyway,
I get into the elevator and I've got, you know,
my my suitcase and my other bag, and three people
get in, but they all decide to stand like like
(39:51):
too close to me, And I was like, we have
room awareness? Did you say anything or do you use
your body to like I did aware? And you both
know this? When I did, they pay you any mind?
And they were in their business combos. They were a
deep in business combos. That's how many floors do you
have to eleven floors? Yikes? And then I had to say, hey,
(40:12):
excuse me to get out, excuse me to get out.
It was blocking the door even when it opened. When
that's like common, that's pretty good if there's a positive
hill to die on. I think most people would agree
with that. I don't think it's technically one that I
think you probably have a couple of a lot of people
would disagree with. Yeah, well what like what hmmm? While
(40:33):
you're thinking on that. I think it's true that I
could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk
to a stranger in an elevator in New York. There's
there's some like it's a law like that, it's a
weird law. What Yeah, I think that's the thing. You
could look it up. It could be wrong with the
wrong state. But like, there's a law where you're not
allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator. Oh,
I got I got one a hill to die Every
(40:55):
restaurant should serve breakfast all day one hundred percent, especially
in a hotel. They go, oh, yeah, we're stop, we
stop serving at eleven at a hotel. I'm sorry, I
just woke up. And you should be able to drink
at an airport at any time. You can do that, amen,
because you don't know where that and you can't judge
anybody as I'm saying. If you see where I'm from
having it, you don't know where they came from. These
(41:16):
are my hills to don. I would also say, if
you can, here's why I think this should be passed. Yeah,
when Kevin becomes new Jersey governor and then you eventually
become the president, is what we should do. Nope, we
should get it passed that if you can recite the
entire flight safety briefing, you never have to hear one
(41:39):
over again. You do like a reup, like it's your
driver's license, it does expire, like you have severification. You're like, no,
I'm certified. If you can any show it, You're like,
all right, good, go back to watching your show. All right.
So reminder, guys, if you want to talk to us,
or you have questions or concerns or comments or things
to get off your chest, Hey Jonas podcast on Instagram
(42:01):
and TikTok and call us at one eight four Hey
Jonas one eight four four, three nine, five, six, six
two seven, or you can email us, which is something
you can do at Hey Jonas at iHeartRadio dot com.
Right out of the thing, Kevin's personal cell is. You
know when someone sends me an email, said a text,
it kind of stressed me out, you know, like a
(42:22):
person and you're having your inn circle. You can put
email from someone instead of a text and it feels
more like, oh, there's a problem. And then they rate
in the email. If it's easier to contact you, you
can just text me, and then they give you a
number to give you the anxiety push of like how
about this. You haven't responded in twenty four fucking hours.
The bottom of the email says, so from my iPhone,
Like I know you have another They just do that.
(42:42):
It's in the they just do that now, guys. Beyond
all of that. Someone leaving a voicemail. Oh, I got
him from Dad. I get a dad one and it's
just home man. Yeah, Kevin, I feel have a minute
to check get I have to Jimmy call back. It's like,
oh God, who died. Yeah, he just just called me.
Actually I have to call him, not right now, but
like he just it's he's got the key always. He
(43:04):
says bye bye at the end of let's se if
he says bye bye, it's so cute. Ready, m if
you can give me a phone call. But if you're
doing well, love you so much, talk to you in
a bit, by bye bye bye. I didn't even know
that this does not sound like someone passed away. Yep, yeah,
(43:25):
every time, Oh God, okay, bye bye bye bye. I
can't grab you.
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