"The Trouble with Danny" Recap Season 5, Episode 22

Danny's spring cleaning turns the family resentful... What did we think when Danny overheard his family talking poorly of him? What was our reaction to seeing a real donkey randomly appear in this episode? Does one of our hosts relate to "messy Danny" because she ALSO drinks milk out of a milk carton?! You'll find all the answers right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!

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Speaker 1 (00:18):
But hello, baby, Hi Jones.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm dialed up today. I'm dialed up to like a fifteen.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, you are so excited you can't wait to
get these two shows over with. You're like, yeah, great, great, great, reviewed,
it was funny. This might be a five minute recap,
This might be a five minute one. Yeah. Yeah. We'll
definitely keep the pre show chatter to a minimum.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
But I do need you to tell people why you
are so excited.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
As soon as we log off of this call, I
am driving to Vegas, baby, to see New Kids on
the Block. They're back in Vegas. They've been there for
three weeks. This is their final weekend of their November residency,
so of course I have to go to the last
two shows. Of course, another road trip. My friend A
two is here right now. She's packing up the car.

(01:05):
I gave her homework to do, and I am so excited.
So I love a road trippy, I love Vegas, I
love New Kids, I love my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I love it so great.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, yay, I'm so glad that you're really excited and't
gonna go have some fun.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes, so thank you for moving this the time up.
We're recording a little earlier than we normally do, so
I fine, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I So I finished getting ready and I came down
and I was like, I'm mate up a cup of coffee.
And I looked and I was like, it's a thirty
And I was like, I cannot make a be late. No, no,
I'm just about to get my coffee. And then for
some reason, it was like stuck in my head all
morning that it was nine. So luckily you texted me
and you were like, hiy, Hi, don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I didn't sound like a jerk. I'm like, I don't
want to be a jerk, but I also am.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like, no, I don't want to literally see what I need.
This is I. This is Sabrina, my producer for Smoke show.
Is this. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to
be annoying guys, but we need it. I'm like, no, no, no,
I need someone to remind me because it's not like
I'm just not doing it.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I just forgot that I had to do it.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, we also use a little gentle reminder. Yes, all
of that names happening so much.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So, No, I after you texted me that I text
you this morning I was like, I love you. Thank
you so much for reminding me, because you know me
so well that you are like, look, Joe's I know you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well I panicked a little bit. I think I think
I texted you after you went to bed because you
were on silent and you didn't respond, and I'm like,
oh my god, she's gonna wake up late, and so
I panicked.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, I never wake up late because the kids are here.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh yeah, that's true. So so you're up anyways?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not ruin this day for you, yes,
But how are you otherwise? Good? I'm good.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm very very excited. I mean, I'm just going to
talk about this this trip because that's so excited. So
the new Kids have announced, they announced, they put out
an announcement yesterday They went to the Little White Chapel
in Tuxedo and announce this standing their residency into twenty
twenty six. So this isn't the last weekend. Okay, they'll
be back in February, they'll be back in July. They'll

(03:11):
be back in October of next year.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh so is it just like a like a quarterly
thing they'll do like a few weekends. Yeah, a month.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
They just do like two or three weekends a month
and then take some time out. It's actually great for
for fifty year old It's like, this is how you
do residence.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Can I become a new kid? It should work like
for a weekend and then be home.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, it's probably easier for them too, instead of getting
on a living on a tour bus and like.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean zier, Yeah, you're like, you're doing the residency thing.
You guys come see us here these times and then
and but it's not like a grind of a nine month.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Tour or of yeah oh, or.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Even of like a six month residency where you're living there,
you know, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, they can still go home and be with their families.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's that's great.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm so happy that it's so close to me, because
usually all these things take place on the East Coast,
like these coast gets everything so.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, you know, the Boston thing. I'm sure that that place.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well, I know, and they get better attendance because West
Coasters will travel to East Coast.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
East Coasters don't like to travel west.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
It's true, they don't.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
They they don't get East Coasters.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I was talking about this to my friend a too
this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
They get's funny now that you make that point, I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're right, they don't. They complain about the travel, and
I'm like, yeah, we have to wake up at five
am to catch the first flight to get to the
East Coast, and we'll still arrive at like dinner time.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It takes all day because of the time. Here's what
I think, which is that it's way easier to travel
east and get to like New York or Boston or whatever,
and then take the train to anywhere else along the
East Coast. You're within a few hours train ride of

(04:50):
most of the major cities of the Northeast because the
states are small, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So like I get it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're like, why would I want to go all the
way to California when they're doing a show in Boston,
in here, you know, connecticutor here, and I could go
to all three.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
In like ten minutes. Yeah, they can drive to drive
ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're in the next Amazing what public but decent public
transportation will do.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous of their public transportation,
get it.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
So I would be like, yeah, why do I want
to schlep all the way out there when I could
like not buy a plane ticket, take a couple hours
on the train, and then be done with the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So yes, they're very they're very spoiled. And I'm not
bitter that I've had.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
To fly to the East Coast to do all the
New Kids events.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
But you know what they came today, They had to
come out west to Dyes, they're out west. I am
so here for this. And they announced one of the
dates for their residency next year, July third.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I was gonna say, is it your birthday?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
My fiftieth birthday?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh so now, well now we know what we're doing
over that. I mean, there's not even there's any good question.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well no, I haven't because we were gonna, like, i mean,
it's a long ways away still, but we were going
to like have a party at the house here, and
I was gonna make all my LA friends because LA
people don't like to drive to Orange County unless they're
going to or to Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
So I'm like, I'm gonna make everybody come to meet
and have a party of fifty. If everyone will come
to you anyway, right, you're gonna be like, that's that's a.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Good that's that's the present. But I feel like what
presents a present exactly you?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think should go to the show on your fifty third,
I'm the third, and plan your like party for the
following weekend so that you you know what I mean,
you have you get to do your special thing with
your friends on your fifty then do it how you want,
and then the following week that's when like your friends come.
And if you have friends that are in town for

(06:38):
the Vegas thing, it probably wouldn't be too inconvenient if
they wanted to stay for a little bit longer.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
So I like these logistics. This is this is it.
I didn't think about having the party on a different day.
And that's good because my birthday's right before the fourth.
And everybody's exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right anyway, everyone's traveling or busy or whatever anyway, So yeah,
bump it like another week and then you get a
then you get a two for one.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh my gosh, this this is working. I could not
have planned this like this is working out so well.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm so exciting happy when I come up with just
just a basic idea and you're like I never thought
about it, and I'm like, I, well, I'm glad I
could help.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, I've only had like twelve hours to digest this news,
so that's all.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm kind of like you can kind of like think
about it. I've seen you. I've seen you after a
text message. Okay, I know how long it takes you
to process kids news. Yeah it takes there's there's a
there's a yeah, it takes a minute. It takes it. It
takes a minute. I have to calm. I'm surprised you
actually spit it out this coherently that there's's gonna be
a new kids show on your fiftieth day, like that

(07:42):
never happens. First of all, I'm going to text Joe
right now.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, no, no, you know okay, you know how I
feel about that.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Don't bug it. Don't want to bug him. Shut up.
I've already had discussions. Do I text him to tell
him I'm coming this weekend. I don't want to bug.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Him this week I don't. I mean, I get because you're.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Gonna have fun. I only about your fiftieth birthday, and
so okay, forward, I am looking forward.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm always forward thinking.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Uh and yeah, right, but I I I'm gonna I feel.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Like i've got some ideas.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well, No I don't, but I don't know. I have
I have to think on it, you know me.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You don't know. You don't know what my ideas are.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It could be it could be uh is.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It public embarrassment? It's like, I don't want attention. I
don't want I don't want like public. I don't want
to like go up on stage or anything like that.
I just want to be with my friends and scream
and have fun.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
What if they what if they pointed out, pointed you
out in the crowd and were like, it's Andrew.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, Actually that sounds fine, okay, fine, never mind, I'm
not that person.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
But what what if it was backstage and it was
just like a little private moment with the new kids.
That would be great.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
That would be much referred to, like the whole arena.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's true. Yeah, you don't want the whole arena because
and everyone's gonna be like, oh my god, it's Kimmy
Gettler right well, which is not which they probably do anyway.
But I don't attract attention to that.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't want to attention to myself A little incog
although now I've announced this on the podcast, so are
listening to.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, and I'm already thinking of like what strange animal
I can ride into the theater? Uh singing happy birthday?
You know, my riding in on like a donkey white tiger,
you know what I mean? Like, am I just gonna
go full Sigrid and Roy? Who knows? Right? And you
never go full sigvritting Roy because that ends poorly.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, but like for sure, oh gosh, there's there's no
shortage of animals. Just pick a full house animal, pick
a pick a donkey or turtle.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Or ride in on a donkey with a turtle and
a skateboard in front of me, just with a banner.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
We're so unhinged, Like this is so unhinged.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh, nothing makes me more happy than planning.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ridiculous thing in your friend's birthdays.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, well you have to come if I'm I want
to drag you to a new Kids concert, So like, okay, look,
you have to go to my fifty.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You made me run for your fortith I did. You're
gonna new Kids for your fieth and I will absolutely,
one hundred percent be on board with it because it's
your birthday, and I love you and I will do
it this for people who don't know. For my fortieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That was in my running phase when I was running
all the time, all the half marathons and stuff. So
I was like, I just want to run four miles
or a four four k, which is like a little
under three miles, and so I felt like ten It
felt like ten miles was very far.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I don't think it was.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I think it was.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I think it was four miles.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I think it was few. So good, you did so good?
It was.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah. We went to Santa Monica Beach and like ranawas
didn't be heard for a week after that. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then Jeff found out after He's like, no, Joony's
gonna break herself, don't It was like, don't take her running,
she's she'll heard something. I think you had already broken
your foot. You would have recovered from it. But I
think you had already had.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
No because your second season.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Was were fortieth.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
So when the third season was one, yeah, no, I
was not doing any running after for a long time.
After I hurt my ankle.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, so that's that's the only reason you went along
with it because you had yeah, and it.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Was my friend. Could have known that I had to
throw myself over a fence to get out.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Of this, I would have done it.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Don't throw yourself over a fence to get out and
throw myself over anything.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, I'll be okay. I think you.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Should come and rock out and it would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I will do whatever you want for your fiftieth birthday, Yes, okay,
so every ten years I'll make you do something that, yeah,
I want to do. It's something that you want to
do with your birthday. It's the only time we'll be like, okay, fine,
I love this.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's said, all right, let's get what you got to do.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
For my fiftieth.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh well, you got some time, girl, you're an embryost.
You've got what are you forty three or forty forty three?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Forty four?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Very much time? For so much time.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I got start. I got sixty years to plan fifteenth.
So amazing. Okay, let's get into the show because I got.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
To get on the road.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
You're like, because I need to get the hell out of.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Welcome back to how Rude Dannertos.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten. I was going
to try and stick a new kid's name in there,
but I couldn't think of one other than Joe, and
so I decided to let it go.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I know you, Yes, yes, we already. I will have
to educate.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
We have about six months to study.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, you're gonna I'm gonna give you homework for next year.
Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty two, The Trouble
with Danny. It originally aired March seventeenth, nineteen ninety two,
Saint Patrick's Day, and it goes a little something like this,
Danny is over zealous about spring cleaning.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
That's the story of line.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's and the dreamins to the point the twins learn
how to crawl.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Like they didn't include the b storyline here, but it's
the twins, the babies learn the babies crawl.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, maybe I thought you meant Ashley Mary Katto was like,
I think we're past that. I was like, that's right.
Other babies, the other babies.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes. It was directed by Joelswick. It was written by
Ellen Gilas and David Pollock. There are no guest stars
in this, not a one, not a one. Not a one.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
This this feels like a very uh sort of slap
dash episode, you know, not no, no, no, no, no.
Guest stars were just getting right to the point. This
was this was a cheap episode, right. It's the end
of the season. The budgets like, we blew all of
our money on uh yeah, on some dream sequence.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So the wedding, the wedding was oh god, yeah, weddings
was The wedding was season five.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, the wedding was season four, forgive wedding. The wedding
was season four.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Anyways.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yes, still there's still recovers.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
There's still recover We're still recovering from the wedding episodes.
So we start with the teaser. In the kitchen, Danny
is kneeling beside Michelle and fastening her very first cleaning belt.
He beams, it's really adorable, Like I know it is.
It's so neurotic, but it's so adorable.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Uh, he says.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
It seems like only yesterday you could barely hold a
handy wipe, and now look at you, sweetheart, You've got
your very own squeegee. She smiles back and shouts, I'm
really growing up. Danny confesses, DJ and Stephanie. They've never
fully appreciated the beauty of tidiness. But you, Michelle, you
are the one that can carry the Tanner tradition of

(14:34):
total cleanliness into the twenty first century. Michelle nods I
can do it, and Danny asks, because what are we?
She responds, We're a lean, mean cleaning machine, and Danny
announces that the spring cleaning can finally begin, But before
they start, he wants to test Michelle's squeegee technique. He

(14:56):
gives her a step by step tatorial on how to
use the cleaning tool for taking a spray bottle from
his own cleaning belt and spraying the kiddy table that
is conveniently in the kitchen. For this bit, Michelle proceeds
to make the table spotless, and Danny could not be
more proud. She reminds him, I learned from the best.

(15:16):
Danny twirls the bottle like a gun and sticks it
back into his belt.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I think nothing says family bonding like children and household
cleaning supplies. You know, I don't seeks like a little ammonia.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He starts some young, you know, he starts some very young. Yeah,
it was this. He's so neurotic but it is such
a cute. This is cute, and this teaser relates to
the a storyline. I'm very happy with this teser. Next
door in the living room, Becky is playing Peekaboo with

(15:57):
Alex while Nikki lies near them on the floor. And
I love Laurie's hair color in this. It's a little
bit darker.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty. I remember when she went a
little darker with her hair, right kind of more was
it like a like almost like a chest non, I'm
not quite a chestnut color, but.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
A little bit chest like a dark chestnut. Yeah, because
they know she goes really red. I think in a
season or two, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think season like, yeah, six or seven, it's right red.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So yeah, I like I like this dark brown looks great.
So when Becky's eyes are closed, Joey runs downstairs and
hides behind Alex. When she asks, where's mommy, Joey answers,
behind your hands, what am I a dummy? Becky laughs
at him before turning around to Nicky, and to her surprise,
Nicki begins to crawl for the very first time, and

(16:43):
I melted it.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Like the babies, so I know little like they do
look like I'm going, I'm going here, I go.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I love these babies and I'm gonna miss them
next season. Yeah, they're so nice. I thought at one
point it like we should try to contact them, but
I'm for sure they don't remember.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
This because they're like, what, yeah we did what right?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
But yeah, this was just I just melted it this
whole bit.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I know. It reminded me of like when the kids
when my little you're like oyah, and you'd like put
something right ahead of them, like a yeah, you know
what I mean, and you were like, come on, come on,
and they're like rocking.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Bag and we're like, I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I want to do it. They got to rev up
and their giant head would just sort of throw them over.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh it's so cute. So Joey comments, oh my gosh, Becky,
your son's turned into a walrus. She shouts for Jesse
and he comes running downstairs. She explains what happened, and
then they turned to look at Nicki on the floor,
but the baby is totally still. Jesse asks, doesn't crawling
involve some sort of movement? Becky swears he was just

(17:50):
crawling up a storm a minute ago. She asks her
husband to go get the camera in the meantime so
they can videotape it.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
But as soon as.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Jesse turns away, Nicky starts crawling again. Becky shouts jes quick.
When he turns back around, Nicky stops crawling again.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
He's he's gonna be excellent at freeze tag. I'm just saying, yes,
really practicing early. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Jesse jokes the kids a potato, but Joey swears he
was really hauling tush. I thought that was a clever
phrase there. Becky realizes he's not just he's just not
doing it while Jesse's around, So Jesse turns to sit down,
saying he'll just wait until Nicky does it again.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
The moment Jesse turns to sit.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Nicky starts to move once more, but when his dad's
attention is back on him, he is still as a statue.
I'm just thinking how hard was it to film this scene?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I was like, how did they camera and just over
and over making him crawl? I guess it was probably
it was probably easy to get the still part, oh
for sure. Yeah, and then they just had to get
him crawling. You know what, thirty seconds of him crawling
and they could just splice it and splice it.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
The poor editor.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm sure it still wasn't as easy as like, okay,
stay still, okay, now go Yeah, they're infants.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, it's hard. It's hard for everybody, the cameraman, the director,
the editor who was editing all of this. It's very challenging.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Babies and animals.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Definitely worth it. So then Michelle walks in with her
clipboard and cleaning belt. She asks, guess what today is.
Joey unenthusiastically responds It's spring cleaning day, and she clarifies
the happiest day of the year. Jesse gets up from
his chair and tells everyone, all right, gang, come on,
let's humor him. Michelle shouts, it's time to clean. Let's squeegee,

(19:45):
and she marches into the kitchen. Everyone follows behind.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
What is she squeegeing.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
The windows?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
She can't reach anything made anything, but the squeegeing really
is is windows or like shower door?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, and she's not tall enough to really reach.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And I feel like there's not a lot. There's not
a lot to squeegee, right, I don't because itels like
it feels like a feather duster could have been a better.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh that's much more useful tool, way more appropriate for
a five year old.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yes, right, just dust, pretend to dust. Yeah, no sharp edges.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
You know, p ammonia chemicals.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right, I hope he told her. Don't ever mix ammonia
and bleach kids. That's a real bad idea. Yes.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So in the kitchen, DJ and Stuff make their way downstairs,
and DJ immediately complaints, do we have to do this today?
The dirt will be here next weekend? And DJ's in
her denim on denim, the Brittany.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Just Canadian tuxedo.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Multiple times like this was a.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Trend man denim. Yeah, it's where you know, Brittany and
Justin got their uh from?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
That was there? Hey they made it? Yeah. Stephanie nods
in agreement. Yeah, it's the first sunny day in weeks.
Danny checks his clipboard and assures them that they'll be
outside today, but only because one of their jobs is
to polish and clean the mailbox. Stephanie rolls her eyes
and says, with a dead pan, hot dog, such a

(21:19):
good delivery. Becky and Jesse walk in next, and Jesse wonders,
it's your own personal Christmas Danny, what fun do you
have in store for us today? Danny makes a bold
claim this could be the most exciting spring cleaning since
eighty eight, which is wow ironic because the last time
they did this spring cleaning lineup bit was in was

(21:40):
eight eight. Goodbye Mister Bear Season two, episode eighteen, technically
eighty nine, but maybe we filmed it in eighty eight.
So yeah, I was like, oh, this is a good
little callback. I don't know if it was an intentional callback,
but let's give him credit, you know, I love it.
So Joey remembers that that's when he got to simonize
the rain gutters. I feel like we've talked about simonizing

(22:02):
before on this.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Show, and I forgot what the hell it means?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Is powerwashing like essentially the gutters? Okay, I don't know
why you don't just say powerwashing. There must be something
they're so different about simonizing, but I don't. Yeah, okay,
that's something Danny would insist on.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Simon Yes, I mean it's very important. Got to keep
your gutters clear, you know, oh you do.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah. So then Danny begins to hand out assignments to
his family members. He explains each area of responsibility has
been personally selected to reflect the strengths and abilities of
each and every member of the cleaning crew. Joey winds
at his list. Oh man, I got toilets again. Jesse smirks, Well,

(22:41):
who knows them better than you.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Are imitating? It's just a joke at Dave, Right, Yeah,
I had.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Nothing to do with Joey.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Michelle's sitting at the table, anxiously awaiting her own list.
Danny tells her that she gets to be his special
helper today and she is over the moon at this honor,
and Stephanie scoffs, well, pinarose on your nose, and according
to Wikipedia, this is the last time we will hear
pinaose on your nose. Yeah, well that's what the wiki says.

(23:12):
I don't know if I thought there were more too,
So if there's another one, I'll go correct the wiki.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's true, we'll go correct, We'll go I'm I feel
like probably the people know.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, I like pins on the I feel like that
I loved I loved your nose because it was just
so dry and sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It was perfect.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Stephanie sarcasm. So yeah, yeah, So Danny tries to encourage
his cleaners. Dirt is the enemy. We take no prisoners.
Now get out there and make me proud. Michelle commands
on your mark, get set clean, Joey Chance the Army
sound off Duckworth and changes the lyrics grab your billow
in your broom. Danny is a looney tune and everyone

(23:54):
repeats after him with enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Can you imagine if someone actually made you do this?
Like if someone was like, we're going to this is
we're gonna clean like this? Right?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Like yeah, are like military style?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, I'd be like you are. No, I'm impressed.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Danny got all the family members to comply, because that's
not happen.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Is the most compliant family I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
They complain now, but they comply. Yeah, right, I could,
there's no way.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
And they complain for usually a pretty brief time.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Right, Well, we only have twenty two minutes, so yeah,
they get thirty seconds of complaining.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Thirty seconds might do it.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
God, I wish everything in my house happened in twenty
two minutes, so that only thirty seconds of complaining may
be the thing.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That would be the life changing. I can live in
thirty minute if my.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Kid's excited about Yeah, brillowpads. I don't know putting a
dish in a dishwasher. Really, the minimum would be great.
I would love even just the barest minimum.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Just the bear.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, just how about you rinse the plate. I'm glad
you put it in the sink.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Right.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
The hummus that is stuck onto it overnight that you
didn't wipe off hours ago is now concrete.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, oh it wasn't. It's so much easier just to
rinse it when it's still fresh.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Or you know, just wipe it off into the trash can.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Right, But no, they let it harden. So then you
need a chisel to chisel the old food. Yes, oh,
don't get me. So we could do a whole podcast
just on the annoyances of kids and dishes. So in
the living room, DJ is under the coffee table, Stephanie
is dusting, Jesse is cleaning the chimney, and Becky is
waxing the old Mariner.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Got to wax the seat Pappy.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
He gets like a little shout out in this episode.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's a moment and I'm.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Like, he deserves he deserves a look. The seat Pappy
was a vital part of the show.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He saw everything, he saw every witnessed at all, and
he never said a word about it, and he kept
those secrets. He deserved a credit on The show Man
for real, that guy. So then in walks Jimmy, she
greets them with her signature oh ah tan Rito's, and
DJ gives her a grim high from under the coffee table,

(26:05):
and we just have to talk about how I look
for a minute here, because this plaid dress I love.
I mean, I love the pattern, I love the color.
It was so skin tight that I was.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Very self conscious, really cute.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, well I was a little self concious contus, but
I loved the dress. It's like the plaid was so cute.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
My hair they were, they were really trying to lean
into your love of the plaid.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I do appreciate that. Yes, yes, thank you Roberta for
leaning into my love of plaid. And my hair's got this.
My hairs finally looks great in this.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, it's very less. Uh there's not an owl pellet
to be found.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
No owl pellets, no mullets, like.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It is just everything looks nam curl.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's great.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I have a headshot with this exact hair style, Like
this is my big hair, curled, curled, glam shots, glamour
shots from the lust that was Sara and I loved it,
so can me? Tells DJ they got go. Apparently the
football team is having a car wash and if they hurry,
they'll see the entire defensive line in wet tank tops.

(27:08):
DJ breaks the news it's spring cleaning day, and she
proceeds to scrape one of Joey's wads of gum from
the underside of the table. Joey A gross.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Foes, They're living room. It's not a bus stop. I knows,
don't do.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Find a trash?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Can people or your old rallow it? I don't know, yeah,
anything but so then Jesse declares that he's finished cleaning
the fireplace, but when he checks his next assignment, it
says to clean the logs.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
NeXT's the gas fireplace. You know you gotta dust those
things up.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, those do get dirty. They get dusty and dirty,
so yeah, I get it. Next, Joey walks in with
a bucket and cleaning gloves. He tells everyone that he
finally finished the toilets and threatens if you have to
go to the bathroom, please go to the nearest Texaco station.
Keep those clean Texico.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Uh like buy ads? Every time we mentioned a gas station,
it's Texico. I don't.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm like, I don't think it's an ad placement, but
it feels like in today's this would.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I think it's just because Texaco is a silly word.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think so too. But and this is
true for some reason. I don't know what it is about.
When you clean the toilets, somebody has to immediately poop.
I don't know if that's common in your house, but like, like,
why do you have to poop? Now?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Why couldn't you poop? You know before?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It's like a Pavlovian response to clean toilets. I got
a poop?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Poop on this show. I don't know. I don't have
that happen. I I the bathrooms get cleaned, and the
kids are at school, and then I come home and
I'm just happy that the bathrooms are clean.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is yes, just to take what you can get.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
So Kimmy is still in the room and she furrows
her eyebrows at them, all what's wrong with you people?
How can you get this house any cleaner? It's already
the cleanest house in America. Jesse agrees with her. He admits,
for the first time, Gibbler is actually making some sense,
and Kimmy shrugs.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Had to happen sometime.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Kimmy always makes sense though.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Gimmey's like she's kind of like stuff and that she'll
say something and you're like, that's absolutely what's happening.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Like everyone's thinking right, well, and Kimmy is Kimmy is
self aware, but not like she's self aware in here.
She's like, yeah, I made sense for the first time ever. Right,
She's like yeah, she leans into it. Yes, I love Kimmy.
Then Michelle and Danny walk into the living room with bags.
Michelle shouts fresh sponges and Danny follows them, follows with

(29:34):
get them while they're hot. Jesse plops onto the couch
with exhaustion. We don't need sponges. We did all of
our jobs. The house is clean, and we're out of here.
He gets off the couch and the whole family starts
to head toward the door until Danny yell's freeze. He
questions them, all, are you telling me you've cleaned this
entire house in two hours? And Michelle adds.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh, plice. There's nineteen people in this house, right, one
takes you know what I mean, if everyone takes a corner,
it's you'd probably get it clean.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
In two hours.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, that that there's a time.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Two bathrooms in this house.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
There's only two bathrooms, right, so this should take only
two hours with nineteen people two bathrooms. So uh. Becky
tells him to check the sea Pappy. He takes out
his trusty rag to inspect it, and surprisingly he is
satisfied with the work. Then he walks over to the
fireplace to inspect Jesse's station. This time he uses a

(30:31):
special white glove to determine the cleanliness. While Danny's getting
ready to inspect, Kimmy admits, we never clean my house.
We move in, trash the place for five years, then
move out.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Killers are great neighbors between the teens.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh, she wants to staring at me. We interrupt this
program to bring you a dog potty break.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay. She's like, Okay, I saw where you are and
what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I got into this episode.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Man, I'm I'm not my favorite. She doesn't let my
favorite episode. Yeah, She's like, comment's not in it.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I don't really care, right, yeah, comment's not there. She's
lost interesting in Commet in a while. Oh, I just
realized that when you said that, huh, where's Commet? It's
the budget. The budget has been was.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
This when Comet was doing Airbud?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, when was air bud?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Because wasn't it around then? And then we had for
the last two seasons we had.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Bob the dom because they had to die Commat to
be air Buddy like an Irish setter, right right? So, oh,
I wonder, I don't know, very interesting. So sure enough
Danny finds soot in the fireplace. He shoves the white
glove in front of Jesse's face and asks, what do
we have here? Jesse tries to defend himself, but Danny

(31:51):
won't hear it. Instead, he reveals, I've been making random
inspections of every room in the house, and so far
I have found the following mold, mildew, fungus, and soap scum.
Jesse sarcastically gasps, not soap scum. Danny says, once a year,
I ask you all to roll up your sleeves and
really do a job in this house. If you do

(32:12):
a job, you give one hundred percent. Otherwise let's not
do the.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Job at all. Joey agrees not to do the job
at all, and the rest of the family get up
and start to walk out of the room. Sounds like
a good agreement, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Danny continues, Come on, I know you don't mean that.
You all take as much pride in a clean house
as I do. Let's get back out there and really clean.
And when you're all done, I have a special surprise
for you. Stephanie's eyes widened. You're taking us a happy mountain.
Danny shakes his head. No, it's even better than that.
I'm putting new shelf paper in each and every one

(32:47):
of your closets.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Danny needs a molp.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Danny's really gotta find a hobby.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Really, he really does.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Shelf paper.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Shelf paper, missus.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Your mama's shelf paper per person. By the way, where
she was it was like, my mom, did you wallpaper
the closet shell yes, the second you.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Well, and the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I remember being a kid, and the second we moved
into a house, my mom was like, hold on.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Don't put anything away. We've got a We've got a.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Line, the shelves, the line, the shelves, yes, yes, And
I was like, why.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
My mom eventually graduated from the from the wallpaper, the
flowered wallpaper in the in the.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Sticky and you cut it, and I remember, it was
a whole ordeal.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
We did that for years, and then she finally graduated
to the plastic, the container store plastic with the ridges
so that easier to kind of wipe down stuff mainly found.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
My mom is still very much in the there's there's
got to be some shelf paper in her house somewhere.
I know there is on like the linen closet. She
would get like scented shelf paper. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh, it was a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I kind of miss it, like I don't want to
do it.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
You'd open a drawer and it had.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
A shelf paper in it. It makes everything nicer. So
Michelle is very excited about this. She screams yay, but
everyone else is not impressed. In fact, they all stare
at her in confusion, and she just shrugs her shoulders
and asks what.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
She's just happy someone's paying attention honest, you know what
I mean, and not asking her for advice.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Right, She's really this is this is yeah, this is
the most attention she's gotten in season five, so she's
relishing in it.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
She's just trying to make Danny happy, you know what
I mean, because she just feels neglected totally.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
In DJ's room, DJ calls everyone into her room to
vent about Danny. She asks her family members, is it
just me? Or is Dad worse than ever? This year?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
The OCD is getting it's it's increasing. It is probably
the time frame to seasone Joey, Joe, Whenever your family
asks is Dad worse than ever this year, it's not
a good thing. No, you're usually talking dementia or like, right,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Right once, once you say it out loud, that means
it's true. She doesn't even have to ask the question.
It's like, oh, horses here, Yes, yes, ask the question.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
What's what's the underlying trauma that Danny's going through? What
the question?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Let's dig a little deeper. But Joey tries to defend him. Hey,
there's nothing wrong with your dad wanting to be a
little clean. They all roll their eyes at him, so
he continues, all right, wanting to be very clean. They
continue with dirty looks until he finally admits, all right,
he's a psycho with a dust mop DJ reminds them
that Danny tends to get carried away, and Steph says,

(35:28):
he's like that with all of the rules. She provides
the perfect example, doesn't really matter if you chew each
bite of food twenty four times. Yesterday I only did
twenty two. Let me tell you it felt good twenty
four times. My jaw arts, like I just thinking about
the two guys.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
We'll just have just have a liquid diet.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Just blended so much chewing, like you know, the all
have like TMJ problems and.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, so that just hurts my jaw.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, like it, Oh, Danny. Jesse chimes in what drives
you crazier? His stories or his rambles, and Joey doesn't
see a difference. Then Michelle walks in and asks if
they forgot today was spring cleaning day. DJ size he's
turned our sweet little Michelle into a junior neat freak.
Jesse asks his little niece, do you really care if

(36:20):
the inside of the chimney is clean? And Michelle nods, yes,
I do, and so does Santa Claus. She's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
No, what they need is Bert from Mary Potters.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's that. They just need to hire him.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
If they sang that song. Yeah, during cleaning, that would
be great.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Then the Chimney sweeps would appear and and like hop
all over the rooftops. Yeah, I want to watch Mary
Poffins again. That's my favorite movie.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I love that movie.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
It's good, It's so good. Stephanie points out that Michelle
is totally brainwashed, and Michelle tells her everything should be washed.
Then Michelle marches out, reminding them to get busy. As
she leaves, DJ shakes her head. Poor kid, she's totally
turning into dad. Becky adds, before you know it, she's
gonna start rambling stuff, continues and making up crazy rules.

(37:09):
Joey chimeson making stupid schedules. They all get up to
continue working at Jesse Size. The last thing we need
around here is another Danny. Everyone murmurs their agreement as
they walk out of the room. Then the closet door
opens and Danny walks out. He has overheard everything.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Good.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh see, I felt bad. I well know he's being ridiculous,
hear it.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You know the Tanners they were harsh, like they were harsh.
I felt bad for him. I thought, even no, I know.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You do feel bad for him, but also at the
same time, like if your whole family is saying this, buddy,
like you might need to start paying attention, you know
what I mean, Like the three whole rule. One person
says it like that's their problem. Two people say you
should start questioning at the third person it's you.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's you, You're the problem. Yes, yes you are. Danny's
the problem.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's saying yeah, they're so busy shelf papering.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Right, Well, I do like that they left this reveal,
this Danny reveal in the closet until the end of
the scene. They didn't like they didn't front load it
with showing him doing shelf paper beforehand.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Right.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It made for a great audience reaction, well for me anyways,
because I didn't know what was coming. So I was like, Oh,
that's he's in the closet, poor Danny.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Although how big is the closet.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
It's not a walking closet, is it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
No, if you're in there, Yeah, did you notice he
has Oh I should save this for and everywhere you look.
But did you notice he has the blue Gingham shelf
paper that he's.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I was like, this family and the blue plaid or
the blue Gingham needs to stop the obsession. But oh
my god, that was.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
The color of nineteen eighties houses.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That blue.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Everyone had the white dug with the blue boats.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Everyone had it. That was if you did not, yeah,
if you were not part of the late eighties, early nineties,
if you did not have the white duck with the
blue ribbon, right, and everything had that blue.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It it was the four flower blue.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I believe the phone matched the coffee cups, which matched
the plates, which matched the curtains.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Which the couch, which matched the show vapor. It was yeah, yeah,
it was uh, it was his blue era. You know,
it's sort of like than Go. It was a very
feeling Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is so great.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
So in the kitchen, everyone is cleaning. As Stephanie makes
her way down the stairs, she announces Dad's coming down.
So Michelle demands line up for inspections. They do.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
My little sister, I would assumed shut up.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But they know, like this is routine, likes Michelle.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
She's you know that's true.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
They know, well, they know that this is there. It's
like military.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
They're going to be judged.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
And they're going ashamed if they've done anything wrong. So, yeah,
by a toddler.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Your four year old is really horrible.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Fine, it's fifth season.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
She's five or between five and six, so I think
we've established I can't remember when her birthday is. So
everyone does as they're told, and Joey asks if they
line up by size alphabetically or by age. Jesse jokes IQ, Joey,
you're at the end of the line. Becky reminds them
all stand up straight and look clean. Then Danny makes

(40:22):
his way downstairs. Joey declares in a deep voice, ready
for inspections, Oh prince of tidiness.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
And they all turn in unison to face Danny. Michelle
walks out of the line to hand Danny a white glove,
but Danny looks down and says, I won't be needing that, honey.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
There's not going to be an inspection. DJ asks, no inspection, Dad,
we just cleaned for four hours. Danny shrugs, I'm going
to take a little drive up the mountains and just
do some thinking. I'll be back later. You guys have
a nice day, and he walks out of the kitchen.
Everyone looks at each other in utter confusion.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
This one made me sad.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
That he plays this so well, Like the turn of emotion,
like he made that turn and he's you.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Feel you feel for him.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's so good. He's so good.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Now this moment you were like, oh my god, like canny.
And also then once you're old enough to become a
parent and you realize you've had those days where you're like, hey,
I'm gonna go on a drive for like three hours,
or I'm gonna murder everyone in this house.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Ah yeah, oh I've done that. I'm like, I'm leaving.
I don't know why I'm coming back.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
During COVID, I walk the length of the La River
by my house for hours.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I would just be like, I'm leaving. So I get it.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Sometimes you gotta go to the mountains.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Sometimes you just need some fresh air and silence. So
next we are in the wilderness, and we know this
because we see a very unrealistic stock wide shot of
a beautiful wilderness range. Yeah, damn, they are to.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Tahoe in this year.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
True, that's true. This looks like the same set from
when Joey and Jesse were singing to the animals. For
whatever that it.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Isn't at all. I mean, sure it's totally.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Different, but it's their favorite.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
It's their favorite spot in the woods. They really like that.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That one particular dog you have a log in the tree,
that's their favorite. So Danny is riding a donkey named
Norman up the mountain ridge and why I was like,
why is Danny on a donkey?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
There's no need for a donkey. He could just be
hide for a donkey. Like if we're trying to.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Save money here, why are we hiring an animal trainer
and a donkey? Like what did that cost?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Wait? Was this?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
This isn't the donkey, This isn't Pepper I thought the
same thing.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I was like, it was like another.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's the donkey, right, Yeah, Pepper Mill is in a
later season, so uh yeah, I can't wait to tell
that story. Uh So he gets off the donkey and
starts talking aloud to himself while surveying the view. He
tells the donkey, you should have been in that closet
with me. The people I love most in this world
think I'm nothing but a compulsive, neurotic, rambling jackass. I mean,

(43:11):
he's compulsive.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
You said it, Danny.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
We're not gonna talk.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
We're not gonna argue with that. You didn't.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I didn't say it, but you're kind of not wrong.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Danny wonders how he got so messed up. He reflects
back to his own childhood. His mom gave him his
own set of vacuum cleaner attachments for his fifth birthday,
and he remembers she used to call him her special helper.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Ah, now we're getting there's there is some some deep seated, uh,
familial OCD that runs in this family and uh and
and uh not really considering of the child's feelings but
really making it all about them.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, which is a very much a Tanner trait. But yeah, yes, exactly,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, I mean, and now we see where it comes.
He came from, Dan, this is get it. This is yeah,
it came from from from missus. Tanner's got there a
weird thing, you know, and this is it.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
This is it. He figured he figured this out very quickly.
I mean, it just takes one ride up a mountain
with a donkey and he's like, oh his eyes.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
And that's that's how I figure things out. I've seen
minute trip on a jacket and I'm like, so I
know what I'm figuring. I know what's happening here. I'm
just kidding.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Therapeutic so Danny's eyes widen when he realizes, Oh my god,
that's exactly what I'm doing to Michelle. She's probably going
to grow up and write one of those tell All books.
Daddy cleanest ob Yeah, can you imagine the Tanners, the
Tanner girls writing memoirs as a doul?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
God, right, that's what we should we should write. We
need to write memoirs as our characters. And yet that's
a I'm so doing this.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
That's a great idea. I mean, I know there's licensing
issues and stuff, but it's fanfic.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Its fanfic.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
You can put it on the internet.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I would read, I would read yours, I rea everybody's
in a r right, it would be so good.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Really, get into the depths of why, yeah, what's going
on in the Tanner psyche over the years would be rich.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Right. Danny shakes his head, realizing he's got to make
some changes in his life. He looks at the donkey
and pets him. Norman, thank you for listening to me, buddy.
I guess you get a lot of guys who come
up here just to talk.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
He jokes that if Norman ever finds himself in San Francisco,
he should drop by for some cappuccino.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Then did he get this donkey?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Anyway? Did you find this donkey?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Is this like a donkey rent?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
My question I asked.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
You, did you rent the donkey? Did you come upon
a wild ass?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I don't you know?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Like, what are those wild asses?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
There are? There's herds of wild donkeys and big bears.
There was a bunch of them. But you can't rent
them and ride them.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You can wild ones, not the wild ones, but you
can run.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Wild ones because you got to catch him first.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Is this a wild donkey or a rental donkey?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I think this is a rental donkey. He's pretty docile,
he's pretty, he's pretty, he's pretty good. Yeah, okay, so
we rent.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Danny has rented this donkey to go up a mountain
and have and contemplate.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
His life right as one for a man who likes
to be clean donkeys.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh, that's why they rent That's why they wrote the donkey.
And because he has to be dirty the next scene so.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
That as if he couldn't get dirty just from being
out in the woods alone, you need a donkey in
order to have that happen.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
He needs a he needs donkey dirt. That makes a
whole difference. Donkey what donkey dirt?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I don't want to get tripped up on my.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
So then Danny walks to the edge of the mountain
one more time to admire the view, and.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Others really like, really, it could go either way.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Haven't got worse.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Danny step away from the edge.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Right at first, I was like, Okay, I thought that
was the end of the scene when he realized where
his neuroses came from. But no, I'm like, he's walking
towards the edge.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
He's walking towards He's like, I can't take it anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
So he loves how natural and beautiful everything is. He
kicks the dirt around, telling Norman, it's all just one
pile of dirt. But do you animals care if the
forest isn't vacuumed? I saw what you did on the
trail back there. For you guys, nature is just one
big restroom, isn't it. Danny declares that from now on,
there's gonna be a new Danny Tanner. He's going to

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be someone that everyone likes to be around. He begins
hyping or Danny, Poor Danny. He starts hyping himself up
it's the dawn of a new man. Natural, spontaneous, care
free and primitive. And he pounces his chest and streams
like Tarzan. He looks back at Norman and asks him
to chime in. Norman does yay, Norman, Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
So Danny was like, great, Danny is bonded with a
with a donkey, and we're in the woods and it's
a new and it's a new era for Danny and
he's going to be dirty.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
He's in his primitive era, according to Danny. So next
we are back in the living room. Becky, Jesse, and
the twins are in the living room. Jesse's on the
ground with them, trying to give them a pep talk
to crawl.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
He goes so far.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
As to challenge them to a race, but when he
takes off crawling, the twins still don't move. Then Joey
walks in, snacking on a bag of potato chips, which
is very obviously like a plot device.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's like, so, joe like potato chips a large There's
a reason for that, right, so obvious.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Becky says, Look, Joey Jesse learned to crawl. Joey mocks him,
what a good boy. Uh, and Jesse gets up, admitting
he just wants to see his kids crawl on cue.
Becky shouts, Jess look and points to the babies. Now,
both of the babies are crawling right in front of
Jesse's eyes, and he says, they look like little slinkies.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
They look like.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's the cutest dang thing. Becky and Jesse pick up
their babies and praise this big achievement. They realize it's
time to baby proof the house now that they're mobile.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh good, right, that's a big house.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
That's gonna take a lot of baby gates. Oh boy, yes.
Then DJ and Steph run downstairs telling everyone that Danny's back.
On cue. Danny walks in covered head to toe in dirt.
Everyone runs up to greet him, which is also weird,
like when does this Why are they running.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Up to hug him?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Like when does this happen in a family? Stay at
you know, right, sit on the couch. Guys just wave
and say hey dad, right, but what's up?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Like you know.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
But but to set up for this next bit, Steph
WinCE's dad, someone has to say it.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
You don't smell good?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Danny says he smells like nature, like mountain and the trees.
Joey admits, you smell like a donkey to me, but hey,
it's just great to have you back. He pats Danny's
back in a cloud of dust rises, causing the whole
family to cough. So Danny tosses his coat onto the
coat rack, but it lands on the floor instead. Becky
gasps and asks if he's going to pick it up.

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Danny shrugs.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
The next time I go out see everybody, I've changed
all my priorities. You can say goodbye to Captain Clean
because from now on, I'm going to live my life
totally natural. Joey asks naked, and Danny nats them.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, I can say.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I was waiting for Dave to break heat like almost,
but he he did very well with this. Yes. So
Danny snatches the bag of potato chips from Joey and stuff's.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
A huge handful into his face.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Crumbs fall everywhere, and eventually he just drops the bag
onto the floor entirely. Everyone is stunned as they watch
him walk away. Stuff questions, who the heck is that guy?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I would be serious, I'd be like I think he
has a head injury, right, I.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Think he fell off the donkey.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
It's presenting like a head injury. It's presenting yeah, complete
like personality change. There's definitely some frontal lobe damage.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Absolutely, so I understand their concern.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
So they've all followed Danny into the kitchen and they
find him drinking directly out of a milk carton. Danny
admits a man works up a powerful thirst riding a burrow.
Dj has taking it back, you're drinking milk. You're drinking
from a milk carton. You said that was illegal, But
Danny doesn't care anymore. He shrugs his shoulders and says

(51:58):
the new law is cool. Just Jesse jokes, you ever
drink from the milk carton?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Okay, wait have you? Why are you not?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Aunts?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Your silence says everything.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I did in the middle of the night when I
woke up and couldn't sleep, but not since I became.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
All the time. Oh what are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Sweeten? Does Mescal know?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I don't know. No one's supervising me, because like I
had a cookie and I don't want to get the
glass dirty, and I'm like, I just need a loss
of the milk Jody's sweeten. Well, okay, I won't. I
won't judge. I also don't really don't. I don't drink
in public places. It's my family.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Okay, well I'm not.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
The kids probably got me sick anyway, so if I
give it back to him, it's their fault.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, you just share germs. I won't judge because I
do not actually drink milk.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I'll have milk in my cereal, but that's I do not.
I hate milk. I'm not a milk fan. I need
the calcium because of the bones and the osteoporosis, but
I don't love milk, so I.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Have that's a I now have admitted publicly that I
am am a heathen.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'm sure there's a lot of fan erritos that can relate.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
To this, and a lot of yep. I do not
out of like the paper milk carton though, because it
gets all yeah, then it gets the little plastic one
though is fine.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, it's a little more sturdy. So okay, everybody chime
in on the comments in the if you drink a.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Horrible person and do you drink out of the milk jug?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Are you team Jodie or team Yeah Yeah? So Jesse jokes,
were you kidnapped by the grateful Dead? And when Danny
chugs more milk, Kimmy walks in. She asks who's the tall,
dirty guy that smells like a donkey? Danny turns around
and uses her signature phrase, oh gibbl rito. Kimmy is dumbfounded,

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unable to believe that it's really Danny, so Jesse comes
up with a solution to find out if it's really him.
He walks over the refrigerator and pulls out chocolate fudge.
He explains the real Danny Tanner would not tolerate a
nice glob of chocolate on his clean refrigerator. Jesse proceeds
to do exactly that and asks Danny what he thinks.

(54:09):
Danny claims he doesn't care. Joey walks over to the fridge. Next,
what if someone less mature came along and turned that
little glob of chocolate into a smiley face? And he
does so, and all I could think about was Patty Passerelli.
In this R script, Eve gets so difficult, got to
get the globs of chocolate in the exact same spot

(54:32):
every take. Uh, Danny has no response to this. In fact,
he even adds some chocolate fudge hair to the drawing himself,
so Kimmy walks over. She tells them I'll find out
if it's for real, and she proceeds to smudge the
chocolate all over the fridge with her hands. Then she
puts her chocolate handprints on the cabinet, the counter, and

(54:54):
even Danny's shirt. And I got to rub it in
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
This is so fun.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
This was like, yeah, I get to get dirty and
make a mess.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I hate. I don't like my hands being dirty.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I don't like it now. As a kid it was fun,
but now I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I didn't even like it, Like, oh no, my hands
are sticky.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah, it's like a like a tech like a it's
a texture thing. Ye yeah, yeah I can see that.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
She tells him it's okay, mister t have a cow
and toss my rear out of here. But Danny laughs
it off and hugs her. What I know, chaundury is
definitely happen.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
We need to get him to a to have an
MRI quickly. Yeah. He even says he loves her.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Hijinks this is you know, you know, Kimmy is like
so happy inside of this, right. Michelle admits, Daddy, you're
scaring me, So Danny tries to reassure her, your dad's
just a fun loving guy, not some psycho with a
dust mop. Everyone recognizes the words he just said and
they all swap glances. Meanwhile, Danny grabs a gallon of

(55:59):
ice cream out of the free and decides they can
eat it directly out of the carton. Michelle admits, this
is very wrong, but I'll eat it.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
We know, no doubt there, Michelle.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
That was a cute little delivery too. Yeah, she was
very fat delivery. It's adorable. Next, Danny walks into his bedroom,
realizing that everything is too neat and tidy. He instantly
messes up his bed, trying to give it a more
natural look. Then he walks over to his closet, where
everything is color coordinated. He starts to mess up the

(56:33):
pattern when his family walks in and where's a hole
in the wall. From the hole in the wall, gang,
is the right dress?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Are still covering it?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Or? Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I don't know, does he? They stuck in there eventually
and they were like, hey, uncle, Jesse's go fix up,
you know what I mean? Some adult get some plaster,
just covering it up. Please smut it up.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
So the family asks what he's doing, and he explains,
I'm unorganizing my closet. What kind of nut lived in here?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Joey solemnly responds, Hey, back in the kitchen, when you
said psycho with a dust mop, where did you get
that from? Danny claims he doesn't know, but Joey argues, yes,
you do. You heard me say it, didn't you. Dave
is so good here too, Like you can see Joey,
who's normally just doing crazy voice. Dave's like, dang it.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
It was like an actual moment of like feeling like
you really hurt his friend.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah, yeah, Dave did great. I'm impressed with Joey here
in this moment. This was a good moment. Danny size,
I was putting shelf paper in DJ's closet when you
all were having your family meeting. Jesse walks over to
Danny and tells him they were just letting off a
little steam. They didn't mean the things they said. Danny admits,

(57:47):
what you said was true.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
You hurt my.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Feelings, but I'm glad I know how you really feel
about me now and I've changed. Let me show you.
He grabs the baking soda out of his sock drawer
and dumps it all over the floor. Proudly tells the girls,
you have a brand new dad.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
That seems unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, like take the boat baking soda out, Sure, but
you don't need to sprinkle it all over the carpet.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah. I was a little triggered by that. I was like, no, no,
so but Stephanie. Stephanie says she doesn't want a new dad.
She promises to shoe each bite twenty four times if
she can just have her old dad back. DJ nods
in agreement, and they both give him a hug. DJ confesses,
who cares if you're a neat freak. If it wasn't

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for you, I would never make my bed, and Joey
admits me neither. Danny starts to perk up. You guys
really mean all of this, and Becky tells him, of
course we mean it. You keep this family running. Jesse nods, yeah,
you keep us organized. There's nine people living here. Without you,
it'd be total chaos.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Nine people in this house.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Well, and I would argue it's still chaos, but.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
At least.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Chaos. It is total chaos.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, it's clean chaos, chaos.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
A car has gone through the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Okay, it is chaos, like you know. That's yeah, so
much chaos.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Danny realizes he's got to find a balance between Captain
Clean and Sergeant Sludge. Steph asks if he can help
Michelle find a balance as well. Apparently the mini Captain
Clean made Stephanie's bed while she was still in it.
Danny agrees to have a chat with his special helper,
but first he has to clean the baking soda out

(59:34):
of the carpet.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, get that vacuum that stuff up right away, Jesse pleads.
Before you do that, do us all a big favor.
Take a shower.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Take a shower.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
And lastly, in stephan Michelle's room, Michelle is organizing her
stuffed animals in neat little Rose before bedtime. Danny walks
in all cleaned up and asks to have a little
talk with her. She proudly off what she's been doing.
I lined up all my animals. They go from little
too big. Danny asks why she wants her animals like that,
and she explains, because they're neat and they're clean, and

(01:00:10):
that's the way you like them. Danny smiles. I think
it's wonderful that you want things neat and clean, but
sometimes your dad likes things a little too neat and clean,
and too much of anything is not good. Michelle grins,
even ice cream. Danny laughs and tells her yet then
he asks for her to be a little less like

(01:00:32):
him and a little more like her sisters. Michelle asks,
you want me to be a slob? Danny clarifies, no,
I don't want you to be a slob, But just
because your dad likes things neat and tidy doesn't mean
you have to be exactly like me. I want you
to be Michelle Tanner. She exclaims, I can do it.
Danny gives her a warm smile and asks if she's

(01:00:55):
sure she wants her animals to sleep like that. She asks,
could they sleep on my bed with me? Danny spawns,
only if you get in it. Go ahead, I'll throw
them to you. Michelle crawls into her bed. Danny starts
tossing each stuffed animal to her, naming them off as
he goes. Here's Blinky and Pooky and here's Jimmy and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Little Joel Bear.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
That's our show, La Bob, just little Joel's wick, right, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And according to wiki, this is the last time Danny's
portrayed as a neat freak, Like, isn't he isn't he.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
A clean freak through the whole through the whole episode.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I don't know, maybe this is the last time an
episode is dedicated to Danny Bean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
That feel that doesn't feel is always what the next
two seasons, He's just gonna become a slob and not
care to go in correct correct. Maybe maybe maybe this
was like the peak.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Of it, and it was like this was where like really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
His his anxiety and mental illness like really came to
the forefront. And then he was like, I've got to
do some work. And he started seeing Michelle regularly and
she really helped him work through some of this anxiety
and and you know, some of these poor coping mechanisms.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
So it was finally found the balance between new freak
and just being tidy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
So yep, but did you like this episode?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
It was? It was you know, it was it was cute,
it was fun. I liked it because it involved the
whole family. You know. It was not like necessarily one
particular like storyline for just a couple members.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
It was everybody. I love those episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, I really liked that, and I thought it was also,
I mean, it was so real life, like when you're
you know, somebody's driving you nuts and you say something
and then.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
They hear you and you're like, oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Then you feel bad even and you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You're sorry but kind of I meant it, but like
not like it mayn't hurt your feelings, but also like chill,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
No, it's it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
This is the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
This was a great episode, funny, lots of visual things
going on, visual comedy and oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Yeah, a lot of great visual comedy too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
It wasn't like this, there was enough.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
It was low steaks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
So yeah, nothing terribly crazy was going to happen other
than maybe Danny, you know, leaping off the edge of
right right, but luckily Norman the donkey saved him and
made it back. Ye maybe that's how he got so dirty,
was he was like, I'm going to stand on the
edge and he slipped and then the donkey had to
come rescue him because because donkeys actually have much better footing.

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The reason that donkeys and burrows are used for climbing
things because their back foot actually replaces right into the
same place as their front one, like hit and I
don't if I remember. I think some like horses or
something don't do that as effectively, so they're not quite
as I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I couldn't, Jordi Sweeten.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
I could be wrong. So somebody's probably like, I don't
know what the hell you were talking about, but that's
not you feel like, you know all my donkeys and
burrows something about them being more surefooted.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
They're definitely surefooted. Yeah, but yeah, no, this was I
had to have a question though, because Danny wasn't this
much of a neurotic clean freak in season one, Like
they have that whole episode where the guys you're messy
and the mom's come over and so do you think
he's always been a neat freak and just his grief
of season one mellowed him out a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Little bit, right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Or do you think so the writers just sort of
leaned into this in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Season I mean to be honest. Option two, Yeah, making
a story in our head about what's actually happening in
this family.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I would say option one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Okay, Yeah, like he was just overwhelmed by grief, and
you know, and who isn't who wants to do laundry
when your your wife just died, That is the last
thing you're thinking about. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I think
that was probably it. And then I just I think
he really started to spiral out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, it's just yes, it was a manifestation of what
was going on in his head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, Well, did you have any everywhere he looks from
this episode? I got one?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. It's in everywhere
you it's a question though. Everywhere you question. There's recycling
buckets next to the kitchen sink on the left side.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I let it those out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Did you already point those out?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Remember I said where.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Recycling sang it? You did? I just I forgot that
you mentioned that. And I was a big thing in
the early nineties, because I believe it's righter out. When
the Captain Planet came out, the reduce, reuse, recycle campaigns
were like a big push.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I did a waste management commercial. So yes, I remember
this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Remember there were I remember those stupid little things. Yeah,
those little they weren't they were.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
You were container things.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
But like I just remember like always messing with the doors,
just like you know, and somebody Brian Ky would YouTube like,
can you stop, don't touch the props.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Don't touch the props.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I for a minute, I was like, oh, I think
I thought they just brought him out for this episode
to because it was a cleaning episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
They were tucked under like the end of the counter,
there by the by the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Okay, so they've always been there. It wasn't just for
this episode, not always.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Just a few, but you sometime this season I think
they appeared. Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Just have nobody cared nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Two so yeah, so it would have cared right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
But yeah, cute episode, loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Cute family friendly, love it. Baby's crawling, he's crawling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
What's not to love about? Borrow episode?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Burrows hiking, Danny shelf papering, it was a door.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah, and Bob really he carried this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
He really carried it. And like he had such there
was such a great like we was just always so
good at like you could you felt the sympathy for him,
you know, he just was like the long lanky sort
of like and you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh, no, he needs aug Yeah, he really elicited that
that sympathy from from the audience. He's just he's so
lovable even though he's driving everyone crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You love him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
So, I mean that was actually Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
There's no acting required, there's that's not that is actually Bob.
He would be driving everybody nuts and at the same
day be like, God, I love you and I can
go over there and do that, though, can be neurotic,
like keep be that way. No, this was cute.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I liked it. Uh, yeah, it's another great episode, another
great episode. Yeah, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
And our next episode is Five's a Crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I don't know what's coming up for that one. I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I have no idea what's coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
No, I like to be surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Well, I'm always surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I'm like, oh, what's this? Yeah, so yeah, five's the
crowd that'll be up next to it. All right, fan Ritos,
thank you so much for joining us today on another
fun and ridiculous episode of How Rude Tan Rito's. If
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Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Whether you need to publicly shame.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Kids, new kids, so many kids, so excited, so excited,
And uh, yeah, I think that's it, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
I think remember the world is small. The house is
full of donkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Donkeys just there everywhere, up and down the stairs, just
slapping things back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
And there's a lot of stairs in that house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
You gotta if you're up in the attic and you
got to get something down there, you're sending a burrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Well, they ended a donkey in the house to instead
of a dumb waiter. They need a donkey. And but
thenkey donkey in the house coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Just stay tuned.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Oh that's right, we actually do go there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
So yeah, I don't stay to that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
How do we get another donkey?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I don't know how we got another donkey's house, but
it's coming at something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Oh, but here we come.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Well, thank you fan rios H. We will see you
next time. And that's it. Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I'm hitting the road, yeah,