Andy Breckman and Eric Slovin

A Seattle public radio DJ summons the help of Humor Me to make his mic breaks between songs funnier. Legendary SNL/Late Night with David Letterman writer and the creator of Monk, Andy Breckman and SNL and Broad City producer/writer Eric Slovin join Robert for an episode you won’t forget.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This week on Humor me let's hear a little more
of you on the show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
One advantage I might have among the general public and
tribute it's just gone. There's a Jane Austin round. I
want to guess is how I did on that. I'll
tell you a music round would have been been a
nice points bummer for that Jane Austin round. But despite that,
I had a great time to it.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We get it, friends, never talk is out?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
How long is your show? Mentioned? Every sing?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's an hour long?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
How long does it seem much longer? I think that's good.
You get money. That's good.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Are there are there other DJs at space one on
one point one that are potential enemies? A good rivalry
could help, yes, like whoever follows you?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Meghan is up next with her show The Bargain Bin
Vinyl Hour. I'd normally say stay tuned for that, but
I can't really do that in good conscience. Megan is well,
you'll hear for yourself in a couple of minutes. She
he's a really bad person. She's a really menacing, conniving,
twisted sinister community radio DJI.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Thought, and I'm not giving a twit. I am not
self conscious at all. Hi, I'm Robert from television and

(01:31):
it's time for another show, another episode of humor me. Today,
I have two of my favorite people in the world.
They really are so you Normally, I'm kind of an
asshole with my guests. It's gonna be hard, but I'm
gonna try. I'm gonna try. Who are we gonna help today?
We're gonna help Mitch, a DJ hails from Seattle and

(01:53):
has a show on public radio Rock and Roll, and
he wants help jazzing it up. I don't know why
you would need any help. It sounds perfect to me,
but let's give it a shot. So I'm going to
introduce my guests.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm sorry, I feel I'm sensing that I don't come
off prepared.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
And it's you know, it makes you relatable.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Thank you. That was the whole plan. No, the truth is,
I just you know, who has time to prepare for
their show? What with everything going on with Trump?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
How can I blame Trump.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Exactly? Anyway? This guy is Andy Breckman. Andy Brickman is
the creator of Monk, which revolutionized I'm sorry, I've never
seen the show, but with everything going on with Trump,
who has time fifteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You were yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Now Monk, we know. Monk was about a detective who
had OCD O c D. And it started a whole
trend of shows that like quirky detectives.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You can't take credit for that, but why not? Well,
because Sherlock Holmes. I stole everything from Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What was his quirk again?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, Harlet Colmes was born eccentric, mister eccentric, and I
never read I don't remember damn Trump every time I
opened a book.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's time to remember anything about Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
He was quirky.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
He was quirky. Okay, fine. Andy is well known for
ripping off Sherlock. One of the most talented rip off
artists in the writing industry.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I've ripped off you, Robert, more than what I've child.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You Andy is. These guys are truly, uh, two of
the greatest people I know. Andy, When we were at
Saturday Night Live, I remember when our friend Tom Davis
before he passed away, that we had a big party
for him, and I told him you you were the
guy that everybody agreed on, the only person on the

(04:04):
whole staff that everybody loved except for Andy.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well, my secret was I only came in two shows
a year. That was the secret to being loved.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It seemed that way. Yeah, Norue got on, No, you
were there for a couple of seasons full time, and
tell us about the Because even though Andy's the nicest
guy I know, he also has a dark side that
he can channel in a great way. For example, the
writer's Prayer. Andy wrote a writer's prayer that he printed

(04:33):
out and put on everybody's chair before a Saturday night
live table read, which, as everybody has talked about endlessly,
is very tense. Everybody's worked all night and now they're,
you know, very nervous about how their sketches are going to.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm not particularly proud of it, but yes, before the
table read, I would recite this prayer. May my sketch
succeed or kill or kill? Yeah, well the sketches of
my friends die, yes, and yet may I always be
perceived as a team player. That was the sketch, and

(05:13):
and it rang true in that room.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I think it did ring true. At least we laughed
when somebody else's sketch was funny.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
You really, oh, you think it was so competitive that
sometimes no.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
There are people I've heard writers say they purposely withheld
laugh really.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, that's cold. Not if that's cold, to bite your
lip and that's that's not good. But how do you
here's a question, yes, how do you know when somebody
would normally be laughing but has chosen not to wheezing
a rusty nail to avoid to distract themselves. How do
you know the writer across the room is doing that?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You don't you just have to be told years later.
Actually I never felt that when I was in with
my group, but then like five years later, I would
occasionally write sketches and submit them and believe it or not.
Like I remember writing one and Tim Meadow's coming up
to me afterward and saying, Robert, it's not worth it.
People freeze up and and don't want to laugh when

(06:13):
when they see your name. That's truly, yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
They freeze up and don't want to laugh.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That was that was what Tim said.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
And then also competitive they.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like they resent that an old timer coming back and me,
and it's like Jesus, no, I wasn't a guess right.
I was making cartoons at the time, but occasionally I'd
have an idea and I would just fax it in.
That's how old we are. By the way, this is
a little switch up from other previous shows. This is
our alter Cocker edition. People who aren't Jewish.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Why did you explain what faxing it in means, Robert.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well, that's what faxing it in reminded me that this
is my alter Cocker edition of humor.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Me.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
We have here three men who we wear baseball caps
because we love baseball. To do with our hairlines, it's
purely for our love of the grand old game.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Is that brighton here? If I don't have a baseball
cap on? Just lights?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh yeah, no, it's just I have Yeah. My doctor
said I have a cataracts. Yeah, speaking of old.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
And for me my wife. My wife doesn't know that
I'm bald. I've been twenty two years wearing this cap.
Our guest, though, has a healthy head of hair.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, he's coming up, Yeah, he's coming Okay. I haven't
talked to Eric, of course.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I never created any quirky detectives I know, but you.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's a sign of intelligence.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
By the way, Eric and his pal Leo Allen, his
partner and Pale they had they were comedy team and
then they wrote sketches at SNL. The Falconer was a
big hit sketch with Will Forte and when you know
that one of my favorites. It was a great sketch.
And when when Donald Trump posted yes this not the
time during the election, but back when people tolerated him,

(07:58):
back when people loved him, actually when he was hosting
The Apprentice, like a year it.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Was the first season of The Apprentice.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, he was like a lovable ego maniac. Is how
he was perceived and arrogant. Leo wrote the funniest sketch
of the night.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It was not.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
We were a terrible sketch.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
It was hilarious. The Princess, the Prince and the paupers principle.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
That was You think that was hilarious. I know.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It was a really funny sketch.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
He got elected because of that sketch.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Eleven years later.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, it was Trump was the real Trump. He played
the pauper.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
He was the pauper. He was like the gen.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Daryl Hammond played Trump in prince form and it allowed
Donald Trump, the real one, to insult. Yes, that's true,
we needed Trump the rich person.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
But the sketch was called the sketch was originally called
the Millionaire and the Pauper, and it started, you know
how like you know, starting sketches with the old timey
book page, and so it was the Millionaire and the
Pauper in calligraphy. And then after we had like camera
blocking on whatever Thursday or Friday. I remember going up
to Trump and saying, any words you want me to
change anything you're not comfortable saying, and he just pointed

(09:08):
at the title, which was the Millionaire in the pop
where he just pointed the title went billionaire.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
And then walked away.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I heard that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I heard that. Steve Higgins said at the end of
the Friday night rehearsals that Trump did a little late. Okay,
I'm gonna go back now to my mansion and my
supermodel wife. He put that Steve Higgins in his place, Chase.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
You forgot where he was going?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, which was Trump going to?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I was like, god, I mister Trump billionaire.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
He did walk around. I remember he walked around to
every cast member and he would pull a piece of
paper out of his breast pocket and show it to them.
And I I remember I was with Seth I think
and uh, Trump was like, Seth, check this out, and
she's like okay, and it's just and it was just
literally a print out of the Nielsen ratings and at
the very it was a computer print out of the
Nielsen ratings, and at the top it was like number

(10:14):
one the Apprentice, and he goes look number one, number one,
And I remember sat being like, that's that's really great. Wow, congratus,
And then I remember watching watching him walk around doing
it to other people.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's beautifully insane.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
This confirms my theory. He has a huge ego.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm going to use that saying that I'm gonna I'm
gonna rip that off. You have it coming after stealing
Monks from Arthur Conan Doyle ego Trump, I was going
to say something, now, your funny joke made me forget it.
I'm not gonna talk until I remember it.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
I'm not gonna talk until this podcast hostage, until I'm
cut to the kid in Seattle, Cut to the kid
and Seattle going wait, wait, wait what.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm holding this podcast hostage until I think of the
funny thing that I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
So Eric, also, I just want to bring this up.
He wrote a brilliant film about John Mcenroean bjorn Borg
called super Brat. He and Leo Allen and Macenroe got
the script. Yeah, I met him a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Well you called.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I called him once because I had I don't know
why I knew him, but I did. But it was
his biggest objection that the name of the movie was
super Brat.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't know if that was his. I think I
think his biggest object or his one major concern that
he had was that he felt like tennis movies never
look real, which which I think was true. I mean, okay,
but now now, yaw technology.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
But what's the name of that movie? That was a
huge challenger challenger I know, yeah, call him back, I will.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Definitely, But tennis players would be more sensitive than anyone
else about that.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I think he was definitely worried that there was going
to be cheesy looking actor, an actor sort of pretending
to be him swimming ridiculously, and he wanted it to
be the actual Wimbledon footage, that if we could do
something digital with the actual Wimbledon, maybe you could, and
maybe now we could, I know, and I think it's

(12:26):
highly likely he's listening to this and we'll change his mind. Yeah,
he should. They shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
He should make the movie.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
He should make the movie. It was just describe it
really quickly.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
It was, oh boy, I'm not going to talk until
I'm I could formulate a way to describe as quickly.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, uh, it was. It was.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
It was just sort of a sort of realistic telling
of John McEnroe and Jorn Boy competing, like their legendary
five set match with the legendary fourth set tiebreaker, and
then it turns into well, I'm going to ruin it
now it's going to get made and I'm going to
play the joke.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
No one's going to hear this.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh damn it. It turns into it. There's in terms
into it like an art heist movie.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah. It was so funny and really well written.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
You mean it makes a left turn like after twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yes, I would say a solid twenty.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Five minutes and those are my favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's great. It should be made.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
If there's a billionaire listening, maybe we have a shot
a billionahire.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, last thing I'm going to ask before so Andy,
I want to talk about one other. Andy has been
supportive of so many of my projects, almost all my failures,
I think Andy was there helping me out.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You see a pattern development, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
And one was the TV Funhouse Full series that I
did on Comedy Central and Andy. You know, every now
and then I get people mentioning a cartoon I did.
Andy wrote a cartoon called Steadman with Tommy Blatcher. But
it was Andy's idea.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Well.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I threw a couple of jokes, but the operative idea
was that Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman Graham, pretended to be an
international spy in order to get out of having sex.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
With Oprah, sticking it to Oprah. And the thing is,
finally somebody has the courage, well take on Oprah Winfrey.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, but it was one of those things where like
I had to think about it because like, there's very
few things I won't do, obviously, but one of them
was making fun of women's appearances. I had a thing
about that. I've always had a thing about because it's
just not fair, Like, you know, look at us. We
shouldn't be on. Yeah, women are put to ridiculous standards.

(14:51):
But this idea was just too funny. I just broke
my own rule. I just and and years later I
still hear about the Steedman cartoon.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
And Edmond was joined on his adventures with James Brolin,
James who was avoiding Barber strike fan.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, so Robert not only broke the rules, he ripped
them up.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
And yeah, that was actually I think my idea that
last part that was just a little button, but the
whole cartoon, it was so funny. It was like a
two part cartoon. And Tim Meadows played uh Stadman and
my root of it it's probably on It's on the internet.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Is it on the world Wide Web? Is that the web?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
On the world Wide Web?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
My favorite?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
And I'm wearing a baseball cap because I like sports,
all right, let's oh.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, usually I have celebrities on the show. You know,
I'm not apologizing because these guys are gonna be You're
gonna love them. And I usually and I reminds me,
I wanted to thank you for stepping in up the
last minute for Kanye.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh yeah, I'm happy to Yeah, I have doing that
a lot lately.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, I'm starting to think he's not reliant. Oh and
by the way, for people who've forgotten what the show's about, uh,
let's play the theme song from the perspective of the guests.
I got a speech to make a job of you.

(16:24):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
What h of me?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'm not funny?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
You of me?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm rid loom.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Give me resided, you of me because you get presides
from you.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Now everybody understands what the show's about, and they've been entertained.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Well, they understand what the show's about, and.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
They've been entertained.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, that's entertaining. Entertains a funny word. It's an elastic word.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I thought you were the nicest person. That's your that's
your thing. It's the nicest man.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
And no, that's fantastic. That was a great.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Wasn't it nice of Bruce Springsteen to do that for us?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
It sounds he sounds great.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, he's still got it.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
He still really does that.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
The Holy Street bend behind him.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Except for Max, oddly enough, Oh yeah, Max was in
the NBC Jim He wasn't available.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
He was drying his pubes with a hand dry. Anyway,
Now we know what the show is about. It and people,
ordinary people, uh, who who need help with some upcoming challenge. Yes,
they and they feel intimidated or not prepared.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So we've invited people to leave messages at speakerpipe dot
com whatever that is. Let's listen to what our caller.
Oh we're gonna hear today, We're gonna hear his her
So this is.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Him contacting you for the first time.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yes, this is momentous ocage.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Hey, Robert, my name is Mitch. I'm a radio DJ
at a non commercial radio station in Seattle. I have
a show where I play exclusively local music on air,
and so far I've been hesitant to try and be
funny on the mic. For how many times I've cringed
at obnoxious radio DJs, but without cracking any jokes. I
just worry that I might be too boring to listen to.

(18:26):
Do you have any good, evergreen type of jokes that
make sense for a radio DJ like me to use?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Love your work?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
He loves my work.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
He sounds like a sweet, sincere guy.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And now we're going to meet him. Everybody welcome Mitch. Hey, guys, Mitch,
Mitch Eder. That's me and you are a DAJ in Seattle.
Tell us a little bit about your show and it's
Is it public radio or is it.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, it's an all volunteer public radio station. Space one
on one point one hand. I'm a musician, and my
my goal with my show is to highlight other musicians
working in our region.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Nice and the name of the show is Northwest Northwest Orbit.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, a lot of things on this space one on
one station are space themed. Good Northwest Orbit, we got
that going.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Do you have a spacey theme song of any kind?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I do.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah. Because I'm a musician, I was able to just
put some synthesizer stuff down and I have a little
robot mission control voice at the beginning that announces the show.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Can we hear that for a sec? Let's just hear that. Okay,
Northwest Orbit on Space one.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Space one on one point one kmgp LPFM.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's it. Oh, no, you need something more elaborate than that.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
You're telling me that people don't think that's funny, it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
I'd like to hear more from that robot.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, maybe the whole show as the free touristic robot.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Mitch could be sidekicked to the robot.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
A preview of the future when robots take over Mitcheff.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
People actually said I don't find you funny, like are
you You seem very self conscious about it.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, it's a fair question.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Fair.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I haven't tried to be funny on the air, No,
but like in everyday conversation with my friends, I think
I can be pretty funny and with when you're just
talking into a mic without other people around. It's hard
to be funny when you're not hearing someone laughing.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's hard to be funny around friends. As you could
see from the last Yeah, we've.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Just proven that.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, it was only a recent idea like oh, I
should try to be funny and ject some of my
own personality into these where like I'm having fun with
people without tearing them down too much, and just those
kind of like silly ideas.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, we can, we can think of stuff. Let's let's
hear a little more of you on the show.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
This would be a clip from a recent Northwest Space.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Listen to him again, okay, space one on one point one.
My name is Mitch Chetter in this is Northwest Orbit.
Hope you're doing well. I was in DC over the
weekend visiting a friend that I hadn't seen in about
six years. It was my first time in Washington, d C.
And I had a really good time. On our last
night there we went to do some bar trivia and

(21:23):
to my surprise, it's the only bar trivia place I've
ever been in that doesn't do a music round, and
like that's my speciality of course, so that one advantage
I might have among the general public and trivia, it's
just gone. There's a Jane Austin round. I want to
guess is how I did on that. I'll tell you
a music round would have been been a nice points

(21:45):
buffer for that Jane Austin round. But despite that, I
had a great time to it.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
We get it friends in DCA, so we get it.
So you have a very boring life, exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I've never talk out.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, no, I can't imagine the horror of going
to a trivia.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Night and not having having a musical. I've all been there.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I still have nightmare. I don't know how I'm going
to sleep tonight.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
A little mainstream a man goes to a.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Jane Austin is usually such good comic territory to exactly.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay, so that's it. I'm sorry, that's a sample. That's
a tip of the iceberg. Can I ask your question
to be honest, did that really happen?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well, not only that, so that Jane Austin round happened.
And then I was doing trivia back you don't have
to and another Jane Austen round came up.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
What yeah, true stories from the Pacific Northwest.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's not it's happened to me.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Not funny. Don't say unfunny because that's a spoiler.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Let them find out that they're you know, yeah, keep
you can call your show the Night of three Laughs,
and you can guarantee people's three laughs every hour guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Let's let's write that one down.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, don't write that down, Sun.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Let's listen to Mitch just talking again.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, we should we should give a warning. Mitch is
about to tell another story. If you're operating heavy machinery,
you might want to like pull over, uh, park the
car because it's gonna be your head's going to explode.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Now, let's hear it. Let's hear another another piece of
I think this is not a story.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Face one on one point one. That is Hockey Teeth
and the song where Do I Stand? You can see
that band playing live in Seattle November twentyth Hockey Teeth
at the band and I think the whole show should.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Just be the names of the band.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
One one point one YouTube channel. We've got some great
live performances that Hockey Teeth did for us. They did
a free show for us right here in the park.
Find that more on fm dot org Hockey Teeth. Hockey
Teeth we had four more Nakiyama and a cover Crosby Stills,
a Nash and Young song our house. You can see

(24:04):
Tomo playing an album release show November seventh at Fremont
Abbey DeepC Diver. We heard before Tomo and their song Shovel.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, we got it. Yeah. So this is a thing
that I always have a problem with this. People like
they want to play the music uninterrupted, but then you
forget what song he's referencing, you know, and before that
and before that, Yes, I have a problem with that.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
In gen I want to know quickly.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But you could jazz this part up with your before that, sure,
like you could say, you know, we heard from Hockey
Teeth blah blah blah. Before that it was Tono Nadiyama.
Is that his name.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Totally not offensive?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It all? Okay, we'll have an apology episode you Before
that it was blah blah blah. And then you could
be like. You know, before that, I had an argument

(25:07):
with my mother and she wants me to move out,
but I don't get paid enough to do this, so
I told her, you know, she has to suck it up.
And before that, we heard blah blah blah. You know
what I'm saying, throw in some of your personal life
that way, and you know when people aren't expecting it,
or maybe even before that, you could say, but you know,
you do the phone call nation Before that, I heard

(25:29):
the phone ring and I dreaded picking it up because
I'm in the middle of doing a show. And then
I saw it was my mother, and I was like,
net loss if I don't pick it up. And before
that we heard hockey team.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
That's great. I like that.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
So that's the thing you can do.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
How long is your show? Mitched everything?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's an hour long?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
How long does it seem.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Much longer?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I see, that's good. You get more money. That's good
if we could.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Get it down to seeming like an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
But you can say that, give me an hour and
it will seem you'll get what seems like music. That's
a pretty good deal. Adds up over the years. Cosmic Lee,
You're adding.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Times to value added music.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
It's value added. So you're on for an hour and
you're not it's not live, is that correct? Or you
pre tape it.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I I can do both. It's I usually pre tape,
but I can go live as well.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Well, you can build. I mean, one idea would be
I'm not a marketing guru. But one idea would be,
I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'm not a marketing
and about to prove it. You could you could Billboard.
Uh for example, if you're going to tell that amazing
story you went to Washington, You remember it, I think

(26:43):
you went he went to Washington and he went to
a trivia night and uh, yeah, there was Jane Austen.
I struck out on Jane Austen. But then guess what
happened next. If you don't tell people the the end
of that story until the one hour song, just hold off,
you know, just keep tuned in, the tease them, and

(27:03):
then tell them at the end of the hour there
was no music category and I just went home early.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's a little torturous. Put people through that.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, maybe maybe maybe three hockey Teeth songs and then
another little snippet of your weekend in Washington. We were
talking up today. Uh we read we read the background
of your show and you you have about two hundred listeners?
Is that?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Is that your So with the FM signal you have No,
it's so hard to tell people streaming. We have some
idea and the station gets i'd say several hundred, not
several thousand listens.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Okay, so you could you had wasn't well well, and
I were talking about if that's about your number, that's
a manageable number, and you could in theory thank everyone
by name. Oh right, yeah, no, if you can. You know,
I'm people probably pledge to the station. They mentioned you
and they pledged. Right, So you have a list of fans,

(28:02):
you know, people who are listening at least many of them.
Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
How many of them roughly are related to you?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Again, I'm i'm musicians. I need people to donate to me,
not to the station.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
So oh yeah, no, he just he just wants you
to thank people who are just listening.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Right right, to hear the names of every to hear
the name of the robot. Probably do it all really fast.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
You could crack it up and speed it up. You
could in theory. Take attendance every week just to make
sure everyone's there and just wait for If people are
running late, you just wait for them. You don't start
the music until your whole two hundred group is there.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
You could also do people of countdown shoes. You could
count down your favorite listeners from two hundred down to
number one.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, to your absolute yeah, like a Casey Casem used
to do.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
You could do. You could count down names.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
No one's done names before.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
You're going to list all your listeners in order, starting
with your least favorite, right, we all know who that is. Countdowns,
and then you build up towards your towards your favorite,
and it would change every month. It would be very suspenseful.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh that's true. It doesn't have to be a one time.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I have five children and I list uh every first
of every month. I post a list of of of
who I love best. It is very the night before,
it's very tense in the house.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's so exciting.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, very yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
This is a favorite listener's listening enemies list as well,
and it's just constantly changing.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Are there are there other DJs at space one on
one point one that are potential enemies good, A good
rivalry could help.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yes, great? Great?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Like whoever follows you could?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Could we?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Could you antagonize them?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, Megan's constantly trying to kick me off my own show,
so she gets a two hour slot that's instead of
one hour.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
What if you have a feud with someone in Seattle,
like you just ke start shitting on Maclamore?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Or or wait, what's that band? Wait? What's that band
that you mentioned? The Hockey Teeth? Like who's the lead
singer of Hockey Teeth?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Nobody knows? That could be another mystery, but.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Eric's idea to start a feud with someone else at
the station.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
As I'm winding down my show, just say thanks for listening.
Be sure to change the station. Do not listen to
Megan coming up next?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Well, or you would, or you could be more subtled,
like Megan, why did you key my car? You know
you would just accuse her of things? Do you do
the show from a studio or from your house?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Often from my house?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Here in that room and you.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Have no we see we can't help but see that
there are instruments on.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The watars your own that you play or are they
ones that Hockey Teeth have signed.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
These are all minds that somewhere donated uh me by friends,
but yeah, just on my instruments there.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, what about people want making people feel like they're
missing out, Like if you say, if you've just joined us, yes,
I want want to thank uh you know Elton John,
Elton John first stopping.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
By Yes to make people feel they.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
They missed out on some of the show What Kids.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I know the kids love Elton John. I know that.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Your theme song. Let's talk about that again.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You know it's pretty generic.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
You could go.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
A lot further with this space theme.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
The robot could easily tell some jokes.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Now what do you think of this? I was just
ahead of this. I was trying to think of things
like a fake call in segment where yeah, myself or
like friends could call is.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Like yeah, I saw you doun bad ideas, and.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Uh, that could work. And then we had one idea
where we were like, there's two call ins, two voices
that you hear, and the audience has to guess which
is ai, which of the two is real, and which
is the two? So like the first one would be
you know, a voice and it's like you're a month

(32:00):
behind your payments Billy's education matters. You know. I know
time's tough, and your station you work for is very small,
but we're talking about your biological son, Mitch. And then okay,
that's one and then and now here's the other one. Hi,

(32:21):
I'm Taylor Swift And whenever I'm listening in the Seattle area,
I listened to Mitch editor at you know, and then
then people have to guess which one is AI.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's fun and that. Yeah, we also do stuff on
social media that's easily cross promotable there.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, I liked it like that.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You're gonna do it. Do it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
We're gonna get a Taylor Swift AI voice to plug
your show and we're going to.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
See if people realize that that's the AI one. Oh,
you know, and Taylor Swift would be like, you know,
I listened to Mitch. I love the show. Also, Mitch,
heay Beth the money. It's your fucking kid.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Why don't you why don't you do this? Why don't
you promote your show as now one halland Oates free
and you just promise that you won't play hold on
notes and that becomes your and.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Then you do yeah, then you do what you apologizeze,
you yell at the at the engineer. It becomes really dramatic.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Come back from rich girl and you're just weeping and
it won't happen again, and then it does.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Then then it happens again.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Then it does. Yeah, somebody stopped me. I can't stop
playing all of notes. Somebody helped me.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, And then we get a psychologist on.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You talk about why he's self destructed exactly that robot.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
That's a great episode.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
If you don't write, if you don't write, this ship.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Down, the robot is your psychologist.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Or maybe AI. Maybe you do consult AI. You know,
have you done that?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Minch?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Have you have you googled or or tried AI? And
with the with this challenge.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, I've been weird. I don't know where to stand
with all the ethical concerns of AI.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Have. Oh, for the love of God, listen to you.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It can be funny.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, that's all. It's cute. It's like when people were
concerned about cloning, and look now we're all cloned.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Concerns you make me laugh.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
What about money? Right? You said you need money? You
kind of hear sure, you're shrugging before you made a
whole he's a musician, big sobster. He's a musician. He
needs money.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, okay, just self deprecating poor musicians.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
But you were interested in people making donations to you,
is what you said, as opposed to public radio, which
doesn't need anybody's help right now? Yeah, concern with you. Yeah.
So what I'm saying is, and you can play any song, right,
You're allowed to correct your show. So what if you
have a Paola night? Right?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yes, if you have a Paola Night where you will
take the highest bidders money and play anything they want,
including their own.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I'm sure there are local singer songwriters who would love
to get some airplay on your show. That would probably
be true.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I hear from them all the time.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That would probably steal a few dollars from their parents'
wallets while their parents are asleep. Right, yeah, would you
play any.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Song you could maybe discover the next hockey teeth?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
What would be your number? Your price? Somebody gave you
two hundred dollars? Would you play a three and a
half minute song, any song of theirs, So.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Like, if it's a song that's just totally garbage.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
No, no, no, without your listening to me, No, sir,
no sir. The rule is you can't listen to it
or judge it. Screw you. Here's two hundred dollars. Would
you play a would you play a three and a
half minute song?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
We got small enough listen. Yeah, I'm in there.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
It is the night a night we have our number.
So two hundred dollars. So if you can get four
people to agree to do that, hold on, Hold on,
four people, Hold on?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Anybody have a Bomart?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Hold on? That's eight hundred dollars. Son, Yeah, that's that's
half of your month's rent. Yeah, you know, I know,
I assume you have four roommates.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
You are dead on.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I know, of course, I'm.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Looking at you.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
You're in Seattle. You have four roommates, four roommate.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
How much do the four roommates leve all of your guitars?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Well, they play in a black metal band, So I
got your.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Roommates are a black metal band. Well there you go.
Are your roommates home now? No, they are not working,
So we'll talk to you. Then we'll continue with you.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah. Yeah, you talked about apologizing for the Hall of
Oats thing that would be good.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Okay, I think I love your I love pay all
the night night.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
But the Hall of Oats to promise not to play
Hall of Oats and then play it all night.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, yeah, you could promote it the week before next week,
don't You don't want to miss hall and no free
that's a personal guarantee.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
But the apology, you could also do a show where
you just open the show with an apology and you
have a list of people that you're apologizing to, and
you don't exactly say what you did.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, I just I don't. I hope I can regain
your trust, that's right.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
And yeah, and if you see your sister, apologize to
her too. I know she was in the next room,
you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
And I want to apologize to my pastor.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's right. And yeah, and the woman on the elevator
Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then maybe take calls from listeners who you know,
if you want to get out your anger at me.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, that's that's Have people call who have complaints and
you apologize.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
You're talking to three Jews in case you didn't follow that.
We're very good at this.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh this is another one I talked about this with
David reaction videos. Someone listens to a song for the
first time ever. Yeah, you know, and then you get
their reactions. So you could do that. You could say
Today's Reaction Night, and I'm going to play songs that
I have never heard before, brand new to me, and
you're going to get my instant reaction, and then you

(38:10):
play Hey ju.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Space one to one point one, k MGP LPFM, Magnuson Park.
My name is Mitch Etter, and this is episode one hundred.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Request or a bit.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
This is an all requests show today for episode one
hundred today and next week's episode one oh one. I'm
taking your request for your favorite local songs.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well done, you're taking requests, so you do an all
request show. Why don't you do an all request show
where you request things of since you're you only have
a few audience members.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need an audience member. I need
an audience to clean my gutter.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Exactly, exactly, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, it's all request night. Here. My first request, I
need a ride home. I think that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, I think that's great.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Yeah, but look, you have two hundred listeners, yeah, and
have them call in and verify A cup of coffee,
something doable, and then it could get they could get
more elaborate, like my my grandfather's dying, I need a
woman to pretend she's my fiance.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
You know, they get more and more elaborate.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, kind of like the reverse of Pala Night.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, we got a winner there for sure.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I think for your two hundredth show, you could have
all two hundred of your listeners at your at your heart.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, and then the room in this room, yeah, have
alter them in.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
The black metal band will play then, and.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Then there's an incentive for three hundred because for then,
if people want to get invited, they have to become listeners.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
So that's right, and so another hundred weeks.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Anything to like writing a song and playing it that
has all the names of the listeners in it.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh my god, that's genius, Mitch. Do you would you feel,
you know, because from talking to your friends and talking
to your family that listen, and also you know who
pledges money every year, would you feel you know a
great number a great percentage of your listeners.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I could make up some names. I do not know
them off the top by but well.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
What if you went on live one week and just
said we're taking attendant. Who's listening? Who out there? Who's
out there? Right? You know we'd love yeah yeah, and
have them text and have them text their names. Another
thing you can do one week is all your listeners.
I imagine they live various parts of Seattle around town, right.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, mostly, but we do have international recur.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
But for the ones locally, you could start a bathroom club.
Everybody would have each other's addresses. It would be like
a little club and you could go and use if
you're if you're on if you're on Elm Street and
you need a bathroom, you check the list of lift.
You're all together, you're all fans of Mitch's right, it's
the mid Bathroom Club. You can go and knock on

(41:02):
four o three Elm Street and I mean the club
and everyone has one bathroom that they keep relatively clean.
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
This is You would never have gotten this idea anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, No, it's done and done. You know, if you
don't write.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
It down, it's the best idea ever.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
You're gonna forget it if you don't write it down.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
This whole thing's been recorded.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Big mistake, mistaken, mistake.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Luckily we're not making that mistake.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Can you do a mobile show? Can you broadcast from
a bus?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Oh, yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
You can broadcast for a bus and pick everybody up
a long broadcast from a bus and pick everybody up
along the way and have it be a party.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, or bring that band with you, bring Hockey Teeth
with you. Yeah, we're gonna do better than just play
hockey teeth. We're gonna we're gonna come. Yeah, we're gonna
come and play pic.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
And the Hockey Teeth show. You'll show up Hockey Tee's
playing with what I'm you end eight o'clock. That's Tuesday
and night at eight o'clock at you could drive hockey
Penalty Box. Is that the name of the venue they play?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
That contest where that's very good.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
You can have a contest where I'll do my show
in your shitty studio apartment.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yes, yeah, live from your studios and and I will
and I will not bring any music. I won't bring
any CDs or records. I'll just play your your music
from your collection, your personal collection. You could go to. Yeah,
you can go to a listener's house that it will
be a very personalized show and uh.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Love when it's about them.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, and I would bring your your heavy metal roommates
with you. Just think it's going to have a taste
of what your life, what your living hell is like,
the living hell that you call your apartment.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
David Feldman, any thoughts anything we haven't hit on? Well,
I is not just a criticism of his show. There
there's like an echo when he says space. Yeah. I
didn't get that either. I mean, is he should get
that fixed? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, I think what David Feldman is saying it's a
very good point, David, that space is a vacuum. There's
no air at all, so there's no possible I think
that's what you're trying to say, is that.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I don't know. Maybe he I think it's just it's
just a glitch. Is the problem? You know? Space? Space?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Space?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Space? What's that all about?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Mitchell? You're still there?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
This is good. David has effectively ended the show.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
That's why he's here. That's how he rolls. I use
him at parties when people stay, when people stay too late,
I say, can we get Feldman in here? People are
not leaving?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Ask a question that makes everyone silent.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, Mitchell, are there any suggestions you heard in the
last forty minutes that might feel besides all of them.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Oh, definitely bathroom club.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Oh please say bathroom club. Wait? How many of these?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Can he?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I do?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I do it every week, so I could do all
these halland notes for sure. I really like pay all
the night, the all requests where they're just my request, they're.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
All yeah, wow, Well there's a lot of stuff. Oh,
you're gonna get you to work right away on this.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yes, Robert, you're like a radio loan ranger. You come
into town, you help, you fix people's lives, you help people,
and then you ride away.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Well, you guys are are tontos?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Where your tontos?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
What can we hear him play something? Because I bet
it's bad. That's Frank Smiley, that's our producer, Frank. We'll
get some laughs on him playing something because it's gonna
be all bad and ship because there's Frank Smiley. Frank
is my producer, is a cartoon sewer rat. There's really

(44:47):
good Wi Fi and the sewer thank god, and Frank
is around the show. From there, come on.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Play something bad something?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Can you do? Want to play something? This is your chance?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Mitch, what are we gonna hear a great question.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I'm thinking about it on the spot.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Uh, we don't have to pay for this, right?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No? Good? Okay, you're on camera saying that.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well, I know you're trying to be funnier in your life. Mitch.
That tuning is hysterical.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Oh we can't.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
We're not hearing the guitar.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, there's no guitar.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
We're not hearing it.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Zoom audio is very tru.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, zoom adio. So play.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
You're also recording yourself. I'm recording pay it and we're
gonna pretend that we love it.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, that's very kind of you.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I can't telegraph under I can't fight in us sunder.
I can't do everything under the sun.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I can't read everything that shit, I can't read why
and we said it?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I can't do everything.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Under the sun. Oh there we go. All right, that's great,
well done.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Hey have you ever played your music on the on
your show?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I haven't.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I try to be have a little separation of church
and state there.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
That would be like me singing my own theme song.
It'd be embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, and so, Mitch, a typical week for you. You're
are you in a band, are you.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, I have my own band where I write songs
and have some people that play with me. We gig around.
I teach guitar lessons.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Gig around. I love that expression.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, we gig around. How's the music scene in Seattle?
Is it healthy?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
It's really great. Like I'm a I'm a small local artist,
but when I play around, it's not uncommon to sell
out two hundred capacity rooms. Uh, it's just like every
night of the week.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Two hundred is kind of your maximum in life.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
By Yeah, you could get the game little kids because
they love to listen to things over and over.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Do you teach kids or do you teach mostly.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Kids and adults? My youngest students like seven.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
But can you get them together to form a band?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I probably could.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, kid band would be Yeah, that's probably a great idea.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
If you did a music video where it was your
band and surrounded by five year olds dancing, Yeah, that
would that would go back.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
That would do well.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I would.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Why don't you to just have some five year olds
in the when you're broadcasting the show and just when
you play a Hockey Teeth song and then ask them
what they think.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Mitch. It's a great way for you to It's a
great way for you to meet five year old boys.
I think I think we're onto something.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Let's get going.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
We can't. We didn't. We didn't improve your ratings, but
we helped you in other areas. I think I think
five year olds. Hey, come on into my soundproof studio.
It's a way kids will love your show. If you
just announced school closings, make it up and school and

(47:59):
snow days in April.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, snow days, and then the parents, the kids will
get their parents to listen to the show.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yes, Oh my god, that is I think changed the name.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
No, change the name of the show to snow Day Report.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, that might be the be mitche
That's that's pretty good. That is in every every Seattle
snow day closing will make their parents listen to it.
Kids could call you and request could you please close
Tatum Elementary School on Thursday?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Please have a contest? More kids threats.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
We got to be.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
That's Megan's show. Meghan hosted. Mitch is all about snow days.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I think we've done our our job here, I really do.
I think you're off kid. I think he could use
a signature catchphrase signature catch phrase, or what about a
nickname like cousin Mitchie, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
You're not a hitch for Mitch. Yeah, I've got an
itch for Midge.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, and then have you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Know, Yeah, there's there's your there's your next year's T
shirt right there.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Right, and have different voices saying it, and one of
them is just really irritating.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, we've got an inch from This is Taylor Swift.
This is Taylor Swift, and I've got I've got a
little confession for everyone in Seattle. I've developed an it.
I've developed it. Then you have a doctor on you
give advice for people who have who literally have an
inch for Midge.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Well appreciatessary.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Or you could sell the cream, the cures the intra
Midge for thirty dollars a jar.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Going to do that selling the cream.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
The itch is free, baby, the cure is going to
cost you. That's how we roll here in Seattle. Oh man,
you guys are great.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
We did it. We did it.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay, we did it. We did it. We did it.
Now we get a cookie.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Two hundred and four listeners.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yes, well so, and what's the plan it's.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Gonna Mitch is gonna report back with samples of his
work and and we'll talk about how it went after
this message. Got a thing that needs to be funnier,
tell us about it at speakpipe dot com, slash Humor
met you folks, if you're like me, you love animals,

(50:35):
but and you're against hunting, but you love the idea
of hunting, right firing a gun at an animal in
a perfect world where the animal doesn't die. Haven't you
masturbated to that idea?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I have my list of things I've masturbated to, but
I left it in the clo.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
You didn't come prepared with everything happening with the Trump
don't blame hard drive you.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
You didn't think you were going to need the list.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I don't you. I didn't think. It doesn't always come
up in conversations. But you're saying, you're saying thing you've
you've always dreamt of hunting?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yes, who hasn't? But listen is wow, you can hunt
with no guilt guilt. It's an amazing thing. It combines
the joy of hunting that men with You know, lots
of testosterum, much more testosterone than any of us could

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ever dream of with the innocent childlike fun of paintball.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
It's an incredible product.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's called Paintball Adventure. You know how these shopping malls
are kind of falling apart, all the brand stores with
a space.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
They let animals loose the mall. Yes, what used to
be Macy's exactly.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yes, there are some that are the full mall, that
the whole mall wall.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
There's one in North Jersey. It's a whole so far,
it's a whole day.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's amazing. You have to get out of the that's amazing.
But tonight I'm promoting Paintball Adventures because it's several malls
all across the country now and you sign up, you're
immediately giving a gun, no questions, no questions asked, because
there's no bullets, there's only paint.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
And the animals are it's very it's a lot of
animal It is so much fun. Have you had fun
doing well? It's I mean, what was your favorite animals?
Fun shooting it's look, it's fun shooting the sheep. It's
fun shooting the goats. Like the bears. They give you
this levelar suit. They give you a kevlar suit, and
the bears need more painting drugged. Yeah, I think it's

(52:41):
only right. The only animals you can't chase and hunt
a homeless people. Well, they're testing it. Apparently there's a beta.
There's a beta version with homeless people. It's good for
beginners because they're slower, the homeless. It gives them work.
It does give them work.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
This is work that I'm sorry, AI is never going
to replace this job.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
These people are really homeless because a lot of people
are just trying to get the job.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Who have homes.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Some people are moving out of their.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Homes, Yeah, to qualify, moving onto the streets.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Because it's fun. And some of them it's not just
it's like not even work.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
It's like are the paint is flavored?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, so it's flavored.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Oh, it's like a red paint issue.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Rabbits love it. This is guilt free leaded paint. Because
it's green. Oh so if it's green, I can tell
you my wife will pay twenty five percent more for it.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Paintball Adventure at your local mall.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
You know why some kids love it. Why you can
bring your own dog. You can shoot your own dog.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I know, and you know the expression it's a dog's
life because dogs after a while, like how many times
are they going to chase a ball?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
They're not idiots.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
It's a dog's life till I get to the mall.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Thank you, use the code you can shoot your own dog.
That's right, Heart Podcast three six nine four, Humor Me eight,
six eleventy three. That's I forgot all right. It's been

(54:17):
about a month since we spoke to our good friend Mitch.
Eric is joining me in the studio, and he is
joining me from his man cave. Looks beautiful.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah? Or is that like one of those key screen
things that you just to impress, just.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
To impress us something I would you'd be more impressed
than this.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I'm happy, happy to be joining you. I wish I
was libed it in person.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh, thanks for coming back. So Mitch has done a
lot of work in the past month. I'm looking at
my notes here. He recorded about eight of our ideas
and we're not going to have time to play all
of them unless we get a Patreon account and people
actually want to spend money to hear everything Mitch did.
Or they could move to Seattle, I know, which is

(55:03):
maybe the simplest thing. Just move to Seattle and listen
to public radio and then you'll get everything Mitch is
done for us. So let's start. Mitch. I sent you
like basically a document with the help of Andy and Eric,
and you shit out or spit out or spewed out
a fine number of them. How did it feel. Did
you have fun doing it?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
It was super fun And I totally intend to get
to some of the other ideas you guys came up with.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Let's hear them and pass judgment.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I can pass judgment without hearing them if it saves time.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, you know what, we might need you to do that,
but let's let's shoot for hearing them. First Space one to.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
One point one KMGP LPFM, magnuson Park. My name is
Mitch Jetter, and this is Northwest Orbit Local Music Tuesdays
from seven to eight pm. Give me an hour of
music and I'll give you what feels like an hour
and a half of music.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
That's great added radio.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
That was the slogan then, including Debra from Greenwood, Charles
from Queen Anne, and Jenny from Bellingham. We also want
to thank all of our non donor listeners.

Speaker 10 (56:07):
Robot could you help with that certainly, Mitch flames you
to Maryan Everett in Poise, Alexon, make the Leaf Lily
and Tescaloosa, Art Garfuncle but not that Ark Garth Uncle
in Yakima, in Barcelona, Sarah and Shoreline.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
Freda Davis in Tacoma. You know, Brian, Josh and Dave
in Baltimore. We are not doing more music until we
thank Kevy my name, thank you for listening to us.
Ferry Perry, Sherry, Terry Garry, Larry Terry, Brian Ferry, Brandaan,
Debbie Homer, Marsh Mark, Lisa, George, Rindo, Leonardo Angelo, Jerry,

(56:53):
George doing Kreamer, Terry, Samanda, Miranda, Charlotte, Huey, Dewey, Louis.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
They are all real.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
People, Bil Phil Little, Shakey scoopy, film Deafatrue Sam.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
This is called this is called committing to the bit. Yes.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Andy Kaufman would be like, easy, we get it.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Well that's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Well it was great.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I have to say that.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Great job.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
All your cultural references appeal to everybody over the age
of fifty five.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Now, there were a few few for the youngsters in there,
but not mentally right.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I think I snuck Pokemon and maybe that's about the
only young thing in there.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Mitch, What kind of response did you get from that?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
For a small station. So I wasn't sure like if
I was gonna hear from anyone on this kind of stuff.
And I got quite a few emails, some from other
DJs on staff and a few just from random listeners
who they didn't have the context of, like, oh, I'm
doing this as part of this like humor meat. It
was just going out there without context and people got
the joke. I was very happy about that.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Yeah, I wonder what it's like for people to get
the joke. I've never experienced.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
So you did the bit that we suggested that had
to do with parodying the way fmdj's lay like four
songs in a row and then recapp.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Live Victor Reo on Space one on one point one
with the song Neighborhood. Before that, Lightweight Champion with Winter Leaves.
Before that, I had an argument with my mom. She
wants me to move out, but I don't get paid
to do this, so I told her she has to
suck it up. Before that, I noticed my phone ringing.
I tried not to pick it up, but notices from

(58:42):
my mother sighed deeply, knowing that not picking it up
would be a net loss. And before that, we heard
Hockey Teeth with their song sick of Me.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Very nice?

Speaker 11 (58:54):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Or is there more?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Face? One on one point one? My name is Mitch Etter,
and we just heard local band Mallard and their song
cut Me Loose. Before that Lovely Colors with No Angel.
Before that, I figured out today's word. It took me
five turns, but over an hour and ten minutes, and
I wondered, was there a more productive way I could

(59:18):
fill the void inside me, the emptiness that threns to
swallow me whole. For that weird Hockey Teeth and the
song You're Not Mine?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
They did one work great.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
So this next one in the video was they can.
I forget whose idea but to create a rivalry with
the person whose show is right after mine.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I bet it was Andy's. Anyway, it doesn't matter who.
This is a team sport, this show. That's the beauty
of this show.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
I think Richard Nixon used to say, I'll take the responsibility,
but not to blame.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, you know what, Norman Lear came up with all
of these. Sorry, go ahead, I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Only got time for a couple more songs. Megan is
up next with her show The Bargain Bin Vinyl Hour.
I'd normally say stay tuned for that, but I can't
really do that in good conscience. Megan is well, you'll
hear for yourself in a couple of minutes. She's a
really bad person. Just today she called into this show

(01:00:23):
scolding me and demanding I quit doing this show. I
have seven to eight pm. She is eight to nine PM.
But that's not good enough for Megan. She's a really menacing, conniving, twisted,
sinister community radio DJ.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
She wants my time, thought and I'm not giving.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
It to her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
She's keeped my car as a result. But I do
this show for you, good people. Megan doesn't want you
to have this show, but I want you to have it.
And I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I think
it's want to say that if any terrible accident were
it to ever happen to me, I think investigators should

(01:01:10):
be highly suspicious of Megan.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Beautiful kind of low key commitment.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
You've guaranteed your safety now because Meghan has to make
sure that happens to you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:24):
Because she should security that played, Yeah, and did people
people didn't get that one, I bet were people like,
what the fuck is he doing that one?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
The only person I heard from was Megan, where I
sent her the full text of what I was going
to say, and she's like, can we tone that down
a little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Like, no, it has to be this way? And have
you did you do a follow up show yet where
you just pretended it never happened then went on with
your show. Yeah, there was no follow up, so you're
just on the record.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
What you can keep attacking Meghan?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
This could really become a whole soap opera just storylizeure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
People that I am not suicidal. You know, if anything
happens to you, just know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
You can apologize. You can apologize to her and say
you took it too far, and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Then he don't and then retaliate. It would be really
funny if he's apologizing for dating into Bart because he's
legitimately scared.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Probably nothing will move ratings better than a good, healthy
rivalry like that. What if Megan.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Megan's show just takes off and it does nothing for me?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Yeah, tell me more about the Swifted community broadcast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
You guys were talking apologies do we want to transition
into the apology bit sure Space one on one point
one KMGP, LPFM, Magnuson Park. My name is Mitch Cheddar
and this is Northwest Orbit, local music from around the
Pacific Northwest every Tuesday from seven to eight pm. Before
we get into the music, I want to start the

(01:03:01):
show by addressing my audience. I want to apologize for
what I did. I realize my actions were wrong, and
I hope in the coming weeks I can regain your trust. Specifically,
I want to apologize to my pastor, to CC, to Jeff,
to Cynthia, to Ryan, Caitlin Ada and Ramona Herman. I'm

(01:03:21):
sorry to the employees at Raymond's Lounge in Truther Consequences,
New Mexico. I also want to deeply apologize to former
Secretary General of the United Nations Ban Ki Moon and
his sister, whom I know now was in the next row.
Additional apologies are owed to Patrick L. Patrick M Patrick M.
Patrick o'h Patrick P. Martin, and especially Speinguli. Thank you

(01:03:45):
for letting me get.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
That out there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
We do have a good show tonight. First up, originally
from Issaquah, Washington. We're gonna hear modest Mouse with Knight
on the Sun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
That was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
There really was, because you're not trying to be funny,
you know, which is the secrets? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Oh wow, oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Home rooms one on one point one. The phone lines
are open and we're going to go to our first caller.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Can you hear me? Who do we have on the line?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Hey? Uh this Damien?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Hey Damien, how are you good?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (01:04:19):
I was I'm listening to the show in the car
and I heard you apologizing. What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Well, to be honest, Damien, it's not something I really
want to fully revisit. I think everyone involved just kind
of wants to move on, you know, kind of keep
the past in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Okay, but like, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I mean, no one got physically hurt or anything, but
they saw things they can't unsee, and I acknowledge that
it's all. They'll never be able to look at a
caterpillar the same way again, and for that I do
sincerely apologize to them. Oh did you're still there? I

(01:05:03):
think we lost our caller there, But Damien, thank you
for the call. We're going to get back into the
music and we will have more callers after this. Next
up is the band Ponzi, and you can see this
band playing tomorrow with the Sunset Tavern right here in Seattle.
This has come to you by Ponzi.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I think Damien. Damien's driving to truth and consequences.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
To investigate, you know, the next show, the next the
next show you do. You should apologize to Damien for
what you did, as if you thought him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Out and hurt him and the caterpillar. Right, I want
to know what in your head what I'm supposed to
conjure I didn't so much about caterpillar the same way again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Unless you meant a caterpillar tractor, which would be much
more serious.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Right, or maybe it was a human caterpillar like the
human centipede. Yes, yeah, yeah, Okay, what's you have another?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Gether?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
There's a couple more callers, Oh beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Tune to Northwest Orbit. My name is Mitch Etter. If
you're just tuning in. I've been owning up to some
mistakes that I've made, and I'm trying to remedy that
with some apologies to the public. Callers are on the line,
and who do we have on the phone right now?

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Mitch?

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
This is Eric the program director as in your boss.
I gotta be honest here, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Man.

Speaker 12 (01:06:27):
I'm pretty unhappy, disappointed if you're professionalism in this whole thing.
I've been getting calls and emails about this whole situation,
and I don't think your earlier apology really was sufficient. Okay,
you didn't even mention the thing with the breadstick. The
damage to the government property is a real liability to

(01:06:50):
the station.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Okay, Eric, I'm sorry, Thank you for the call. I'll
do better in the future. Next up, we've got music
from Hockey Teeth. This is their song The Seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Hockey Teeth always makes everything better.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
That is Hockey Teeth with the Seasons, and I understand.
We have Joey from the band Hockey Teeth on the
line right now. Joey, how are you hey?

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
Mitch just heard you play our song Listen man, in
the future, I prefer he didn't play your music on
the show. We appreciate the support, but really don't want
to be associated with somebody who dressed the way you
chose to at that Halloween party.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Okay, Joey, I'll acknowledge that was a misfire on my behalf.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
But in my defense.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
It was too hot in that room, was it not?

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Man, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:07:36):
I had that fan in my Dinosaur duds my self
find that. I just know that what we saw from
you was repulsive, and honestly, I just like you to
not play any Hockey Teeth music.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
For a while.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Well okay, that's disappointing, but again I understand. Thank you
for the call, Joey. I'm sorry. But up next, we've
actually got a request and it's another song by Hockey Teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
So this is of me noo point one, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Did you write all those uh interactions?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Was that really Joey from Hockey Teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
That was really Joey from Hockey Teacher by the way,
Uh he he loves all you guys and he was
excited to be a part of the bit.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Well I am now I'm now a fan of Hockey
Teeth as well. That great call.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
It would be great if more and more bands call
you to have you not played that much exactly just
every show someone calls it request.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
The next song was Hockey Teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Yeah that was you. That was great, really well done. Yeah,
I like that More and more bands call until the
show is just apologies.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Just apologies and threats of lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah. Wow, that was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
That was the first call and show I've ever done,
and I definitely want to do more of that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Great, incredible, I have to say.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
I mean, I'm I'm I'm honored to have been a
small part of this. But I don't know if you
need much help. If you know you you seem to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I mean, all he needs are like little germs of
ideas and yeah and running with them beautifully. Like the
references are really subtle. Now I feel like a judge
on a reality I like the references, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
I mean, the execution has been is great.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
It's really good, it really is. I feel like I.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Feel like the three of us, you know, are proud parents,
and our son is off is off on his own.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
I kind of want to go to Seattle and get
to work on more bits.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I know that would be great if we just explained
to our wives, we've got to work for me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
We're going to write material for Bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
For public radio.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
You're welcome any time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Our wives would say, but why can't you do it
from home?

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Why do you have to.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Be there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You did the first one by remote.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
From why do we have to move to Seattle.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
It's the only way to meet Joey from hockey.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Well you're off to a grade start. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
I you know, I was hoping these would suck and
I could make fun of you, because that's what everybody
listening wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
But you blew it man. All right, well there's proof
that the show works. We did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
It made me funny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Thank you. We we Well you helped a little bit,
but but yeah, we we got it going. I guess
it's my job to say wrap it up and Andy,
thank you again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Oh no, thank you. I'm here so I was proud
to be a small part of it. That was great,
a large part.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
And Eric, thank you as always. Love you guys, and Mitch, congratulations,
thank you. All right, that's it, guys, Here come the credits.
Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends is a production
of iHeart Meeting and Big Money Players created by Michelle
Sack Smigel, who executive produces with her loving husband Robert.
Produced by Frank Stinky Smiley, executive producer for iHeart, Janet Cagele,

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video producer Daniel Goodman. Additional material by David Cyrus, David Feldman,
Hannah Feldman, edited by Robert ash Theme music by Stephen Gold,
sung by America's leading Bruce Springsteen impersonator Robert L.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Poopstein.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Don't forget to subscribe and follow to get new episodes
of Humor Me each week. And while you're there, rate
and review the show. That is, if you liked it,
if you didn't, this conversation never happened, and we'll see
you next week. I've gotten itch for Mitch.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I've gotten itch for Mitch.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I've got an itch for Mitch.