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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What a day inauguration twenty twenty five, and I gotta say,
the star of the show is my guy, big Body
Baron Trump. Big Body Baron Trump is that guy. Big
Body Baron is six eight, got beautiful slick back here
looking like a ginormous Timothy Shamalay. Big Body Baron Trump
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looks like a six foot eight Timothy Shamalama.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Ding dong A fuck with Big Body. I always have
fucked with Big Body Baron. He's that dude. Big Body's
gonna do good things in this world.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And I was thinking, well, big Body was up there
standing in the back, hulking, big gul The Knicks shit
signed him to a ten day See what he's got.
Mix Robinson ain't coming back anytime soon. You never know
you need another big man in the post. He looks
like he got a soft touch, that big body big
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Body Baron A rock with you, Boom. I have no
fear of the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts here beginning.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
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rap Reports Stereo Podcast January twentieth twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Came and went, what did you do on Inauguration Day?
What did you do on Inauguration Day? Did you care?
Did you not care? Did you scream? Did you yell?
Did you cry? Did you tune it all out?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And watch a big, long, all day slate of NBA
plus big Body Baron Trump, Big body Baron Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I like big body.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Big body is like a six foot eight Timothy Shamalay.
And the NFL has unfolded poor Mark Andrews, And I'm
giving flowers. I am giving flowers. He deserves it. To
Russell the love Muscle Westbrook. I love Russell Westbrook, and
I'll explain.
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Why all that morning. High flying, hard hitting.
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Welcome to the Zignity Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael Rapport,
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Speaker 1 (04:24):
January twentieth, twenty to twenty five came and went, you guys, good,
everybody feeling okay? What'd you do on Inauguration Day? What'd
you do on inauguration slash Martin Luther King slash College
Football Championship slash.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
NBA full slate day.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There was a lot going on the last few days,
a lot going on, but inauguration happened, went off without
a hitch. Donald Trump is the president of the United
States once again.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And cadaver Joe Biden and doctor Joe Biden, they're gone,
they are They're gone.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And a lot of people, a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
DMD me have left comments saying, why aren't you calling
him dick stain, Donald Trump? Why aren't you calling him
pig dick Donald Trump? And I asked the same question
to you, Why aren't you calling him dick stane Donald Trump?
Why aren't you calling him pig dick? Donald Trump? Why
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are you asking me to continue to do your dirty work?
Why are you asking me to go out there on
a limb and say and do things that you would
never dare say in public or private.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Why are you calling him names? Why aren't you screaming
and yelling into your phone? I do what I do,
and I do it at the highest level.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
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at Michael Rappaport. At Michael Rapport you could see me
in the flesh. I'm moving, I'm grooving, I dance, I
catch shoulder spasms. I do it all. Okay, but you
could watch me on YouTube at Michael Rapaport.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But don't come to me. Don't come to me if
you ain't gonna do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I've said it articulate enough and explained enough. I did
say on the last I Am rap Por Stereo podcast
to not treat these politicians like they're your favorite sports
team or favorite athlete.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And I want to encourage you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Maybe you should, Maybe you should treat these politicians like
they're your favorite sports team or your favorite athlete, because
any hardbody fan of the Knicks, any hard body fan
of any team, the Detroit Lyons, Baltimore Ravens, any sport,
if you really love your team, you're gonna criticize your team.
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Why did you make that play? We need to fire
the coach. Take this one out of the game. He's
a bum. But you won't say anything about the politicians
in your political party because if you're saying something about
the politicians and your political party, you're being disloyed. But
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your shit all over Mark Andrews, Your shit all over
Sammy Sosa, You shit all over your quarterback, You shit
all over your point guard. You caught for this coach
of your favorite team to be fired, But you got
nothing to say about your elected officials. You'll just sit
there and just take it. You'll get on all fours
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and take it. Hold these people's feet to the fucking fire.
Vote for them, call them out, criticize them, don't vote
for them, Threaten to never vote again.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Do it all.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Be active in your political ways. Don't just sit there,
like why vote for him. And I don't want to say, no,
be active. You gotta be active in this shit. I'm
active in this shit. But what a day, What a
day inauguration twenty twenty five, and I got to say,
the star of the show is my guy, big Body
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Baron Trump. Big Body Baron Trump is that guy. Big
Body Baron is six eight, got beautiful slick back here
looking like a.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Ginormous Timothy Shamalay.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Big Body Baron Trump looks like a six foot eight
Timothy Shamalama.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ding dong A.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Fuck with big Body. I always have fucked with Big
Body Baron.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
He's that dude. Big Body's gonna do good things in
this world.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And I was thinking, well, big Body was up there
standing in the back, hulking, big ghol. The Knick should
sign him to attend day. See what he's got. Mix
Robinson ain't coming back anytime soon. You never know, you
need another big man in the post. He looks like
he got a soft touch, that big body big Body
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Baron A rock with you, young man, strong, young man,
independent young man. He's at NYU. He could have left
Big Body could have left NYU.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
He didn't have to go to school in the city.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Where his father is probably more controversial than anywhere else
in the world, especially right now with all things going
on with.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Alvin the Hamburglar brag.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Shout out to my man, Alvin Bragg, Harlem's finest. But
Big Body was like, Yo, I'm not going to Cali.
I'm not going to Michigan. I'm not going to Flora.
I'm staying right here in the cut, staying right here.
It's my city. Big Body's like, this is my city.
I'm going to NYU what you want to do about it?
And while Big Body was up there at the inauguration
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and the other brothers, Eric and Donald Jr. Those two
fucking goofballs. While they were up there, I was thinking,
I wonder if those two dudes try to, like try
Big Body, like you know, like they're brothers, they're half brothers.
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I wonder if like they tussle, like if they try to,
you know, rough them up, like, oh, we're the bigger brothers,
fallowed off. We were here first because they gotta feel
threatened by Big Body Baron. I know that Eric and
Don Jr. Absolutely feel threatened by Big Body Baron, not
just because of his height. He does his own thing.
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He doesn't have any siblings. He's just out there, solo,
six ' eight hair, slick back. And then I was thinking,
big body, I bet you Milania got him in jiu jitsu.
I bet your big body beat the shit and Eric
and dictating Donald Trump Jr.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Respectfully. I bet you he puts them in like.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Like, I bet you they tried him. They probably were
like punching them around when he was like twelve thirteen.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
And then Milania was like, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Da da da da da, and she put him in
jiu jitsu, And I bet you big Barry, He's like, yo.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What's good? What's good? He put him in like a
choke out.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But it's been a crazy weekend with the release of
three hostages. It was a crazy weekend with the Snoop
Dogg controversy. Snoop Doggie Dog and Rick Ross Rick Rose
were at a Trump Crypto ball. It was like it
was like a concert and they had Snoop there and Snoop.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Who has been ultraed.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I was in a video with Snoop Dogg and Snoop
is you know, he's he's been outspoken about Trump and
people were just going off when they found out he
was at this ball, I mean, going off, and there's
rumors that maybe he, you know, did that for money,
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or maybe he did that for some reasons, tied together
with Puffy and one day he's gonna need a favor
and got it out of that, and there's all kinds
of I mean, people lost their mind.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And then Gail King, Gail King, Gail King.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
She was making a comment about the inauguration. She said,
why aren't there any Why aren't there more people of color?
Because every time a person of color shows up to
anything regarding Trump, the whole fucking world comes after him. Look,
you're going after Snoop dogg Rick Ross. Why he invited
Soldier Boy. Somebody's gotta be like, Yo, nobody gives a
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fuck about soldier but no disrespect the soldier boy.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But you could do better or just go with Snoop
and Rick Rose.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Soldier Boy and then Nelly he performed, and Gail King
is like, why isn't there more people of color at
the inauguration? It doesn't matter if you're a singer athlete.
If you show up had something to do with Trump,
you're gonna get dragged all over the place.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You see her.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They don't talk shit to John Jones. Nobody's saying anything
about John Jones. Nobody's stepping to John Jones like you
sell out. You get your fucking arm broken, You go
to John Jones to start talking that Trump shit. You
get your fucking arm broken, You get putting an ankle,
lock get it, get a toe, Twist it off your
foot it take your big toe.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Twist that ship off your foot, eat it like beef jerky.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Say something to John Jones. Nobody's say anything the John
Jones about going into Trump things. Walk up on John
Jones and talk talk greasy. See what happens. Fucking have
your ear, Twist it across your face, wrapping around your face,
pull your ear, do some Asian ship to your ear
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and muzzle you with it. Podcast. I'm jumping ahead of
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this because people are gonna say, yo, rap, why is
your shirt not ironed?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Your shirt's not iron And I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Every time I rock this shirt, people go yo, you
don't have an iron, and I go yo, you don't
know about Japanese cotton. What's that this Japanese cotton? So
don't ask me about an iron if you don't know
about this Japanese cotton.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So no, not so it lays like this. This is
how This is how it lays. It is a Japanese
cotton shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, I don't have a lot of pieces when it
comes to my wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
With the pieces that I have, the row Japanese cotton.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Don't ask me about an iron if you don't know
anything about Japanese cotton.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
This is the way this shirt lays.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You hit this win iron, it goes right back to this.
This is a specific kind of cotton they make. They
thread only in Japan. Okay, don't ask me about you
know why my shit is wrinkly.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
This ain't wrinkly. This is how it was made. I
don't know what brand it is either, but don't come
looking around.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I perform in this shirt. I love this show well
my favorite shirts. I've had this shirt for about eleven years.
Fantastic shape because it's Japanese cotton.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
What else happened this weekend? Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, I
like Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, Dave Chappelle my favorite comedians. One of the best
to ever do it, if not the best to ever
do it. Dave Chappelle who I met when I was
doing comedy, when I first started doing comedy, when I
was crazy young, he was crazy young.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And then, of course I was in.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
The pilot episode, the first skit, the very first skit.
And you see the pilot episode of the Dave Chappelle Show,
the famous and infamous, iconic Dave Chappelle Show, I'm in there.
I'm in the first episode within I don't know thirty seconds.
Me there's a reason why. There's a reason why I
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was in that pilot episode. And let me tell you something.
When Dave Chappelle got his deal changed for usage of
the Dave Chappelle Show, I got nothing. My deal stayed
the same, in perpetuity. Remember Dave Schwelle was talking about
I signed something call in perpetuity, Well so did I.
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I signed the same deal. I haven't seen a nickel.
I wonder for anybody else who did the Dave Chappelle
Show saw some money when it flooded in because he
was upset, he had his feelings were hurt about that deal,
felt like he was a sucker when he did that deal. Now,
it was the best opportunity at the time to do
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his own show.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But he felt bad they paid him off the.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Wazoo because he felt bad about that deal because he
had signed with imperpetuity.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Well so did I, and I got nothing back.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And I'm sure I'm sure he's thought like, well, maybe
I should give Mike Wrap some or maybe I should
give you know, all these other people. Maybe it's coming,
Maybe it's coming.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
But I fucked with Dave Chappelle. I like Dave Chappelle.
Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I defended Dave Chappelle the last time, the last time.
Dave Chappelle a host of Saturday Live.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I defended him.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I said that, you know, Jewish jokes are funny as
long as you know they're funny and not malicious. Did
a whole rant on it, whole rant on it. You
can look at it on the YouTube page. I know
it's up. And Dave Chappelle did a whole bunch of
stuff about Puffy, did a funny skit about the freak Offs,
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you know, did funny, funny, funny stuff. You know, he
even made made fun of the fact that he was
trying to do funny stuff about the fires in California.
Only as one of the best bobbing and weaving comedians
ever could ever do. Dave Chappelle, fucking guy's awesome. He's excellent.
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At the end of the skit, he talked about Trump
and he said, Trump, do better, do better next time. Please,
all of us do better, including the people.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
All of us do better.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And he said, don't forget your humanity, and please have
empathy for the displaced people, whether they're in the Palisades
or in Palestine.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And everybody's like, who.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Whether they're in the Palisades or in Palestine? And I
was thinking, you didn't mention, Dave Chappelle, you did not
mention or if they're being held hostage in Palestine. Now
I know it was a live show, and you know,
when you're doing things live, you can forget things, and
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you know it's going very fast. But you said for
the displaced people, whether they're in the Palisades or Palestine.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
But you forgot, You forgot. You didn't say or if
you're being held hostage in Palestine.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And let me tell you something, to be totally honest,
and I would say this to Dave Schabel.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I didn't expect anymore, but Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You pride yourself on being this anti establishment punk rock
cutting edge. You know, rock and Roll against the man
establishment of comedy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Fifty years, fifty years.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
This is second time in four hundred and seventy plus days.
This is second time in four hundred and seventy plus
days you've had one of your hosts mentioned or say
something about free Palestine or the displaced people of Palestine.
And not one time, unless I'm missing something, but I'm
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sure I would see it. But not one time in
four hundred and seventy days. And I don't know how
many episodes that would be but a year and a half,
almost in a year and a half and a season
and a half. Not one time you motherfuckers have had
one host or one skit or one cast meet say
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anything about Israel, say the word hostages, and you call
yourself cutting inch, and you call yourself anti establishment, Lauren, Michaels, Michael.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
J and the rest of you.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Not one time in four hundred seventy plus days, not
one of you motherfuckers says Israel Jewish or the word hostages.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But you got all upset last time.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Performers and writers, they some of them didn't work with
Dave Chappelle because they felt like he.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Was transphobic or LGBTQ phobic, But.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
This time everybody showed up to There's no protests for
Dave Chappelle because if he's transphobic and LGBTQ phobic mixed
in with some jeophobic, there's no problem.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Little transphobic, little LGBTQ phobic, and a lot of jeophobic.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Now, one time, in one and a half seasons, in
one and a half seasons, nobody says Israel.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The hostage is nothing talking about do better. The fuck
out of here?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Podcast party is over, getting ready to go back on
the road. I'll be performing in San Diego, San Diego
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February sixth, seventh and eighth, February sixth, seventh and eighth
at American Comedy and then I'll be in Philadelphia, Ihladelphi
at the Film Or February fourteenth at the Filmore two
one five.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Love Philadelphia, Love the Film Moore, I Love Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'll be in New York April twenty ninth at the
Grammercy Theater.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All tickets, all information for all.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
My shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com Michael
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Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
There was a slate of NBA games and the NBA. Yo,
this is this is getting ready to be NBA time
because we have the NFL, which those games are poor.
Mark Andrews, Man, that was crazy, Mark Andrews. I know
Mark Andrews has got it and I like more. I've
had Mark Andrews on my fantasy football team. Of course,
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I love Lamar. I was kind of rooting for Buffalo.
I picked Buffalo, but man, hey miss that catch and
reminded me of Charles Smith versus the Knicks.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Although I just saw the highlight of.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That Carl Smith versus the Knicks highlight, and I forgot
that Pat Ewing was gonna shoot, but he slipped anyway.
And I know that Mark Andrews, I can't even imagine.
I mean, obviously one play doesn't and shouldn't dictate a game,
but sometimes it does.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
But that was that was rough.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But Russell Russell Westbrook, I need to give you a
big bouquet, A big bouquet. And Russell seventeen seasons, five
teams in the last six years, one of the most tenacious,
hard playing stick to his guns, I mean a fucking whirlwind.
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I met Russell Westbrook at a Dame Chappelle party and
I told him, I was like, yo, I fuck with
you hard, and I couldn't believe that Russell Westbrook is
like my size straight up. Russell Westbrook is like six ' three,
maybe six three and.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
A half at the very most six ' four, and
he has been cast off and cast away.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
He's a top seventy five player of all time, and
he's certainly on the top twenty hardest playing players of
all time. He's up there with Latrell Sprewell, Alan Iverson,
Michael Jordan, Willis Reid, guys that were known for just
playing hard all the fucking time. He's an MVP, nine
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time All Star, two time MVP of the All Star
Game because he plays hard and he cares. You can
say what you want Russell west this, I'm not even
gonna call him Russell west brick All NBA member nine times,
two times scoring champ, three time assists leader, absolute first ballot,
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future Hall of Famer. They call Brody, but they should
call him. The hurricane comes at you like a hurricane.
Russell Westbrook comes at you like a horror king. And
the last few years he was bounced around from here
here there, back to there, the Lakers, the Clippers, Utah
back to Utah, they cut him. I said it looked
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like it it was over, and a lot of people.
I never said it publicly, but I was like, yo,
it's done, man, unless you're willing to adjust, it's done.
When I was doing skipping Shannon, that was I mean,
this has been going on for years, but this guy
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is relentless.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Russell the Hurricane Westbrook doesn't roll off.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The tongue very well, but he is a true blue,
hungry hurricane.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I mean, just coming in, whirling dervish.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And like I said, he was traded to the Jazz
and then released twice. And on the other side of
the coin, the Denver Nuggets, the Denver Nuggets who have
probably the greatest player in the game today, the Joker,
big Body. Joker Djokovic Jokic Nikola Jokic, big Body, the
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reigning MVP makes everyone better.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And he has been on a.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Tear also lately, getting triple doubles sometimes before the end
of the third quarter.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Which is just insane.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And they didn't make many signings in the offseason, and
when they brought in Russell the Love Muscle Westbrook in
the off season, nobody was like, yeah, okay, well, they'll
try him in Denver.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
They tried him everywhere. But when the Nuggets are healthy,
they are.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Still very, very very good. Aaron Gordon, Michael Porter, Junior,
Jamal Murray. When he's playing at his best, they are
a championship team. That kid, Christian Braun White kid. But
they have been injured Murray, Aaron Gordon have missed a
lot of games and they plugged in Russell and fuck.
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He has delivered extra level of energy that they needed,
extra level of intensity that they needed, playing hard on
both ends of the court. Yes, he makes mistakes, who doesn't.
And you can say what you want about the Nuggets,
but they are more finessed than force, and Russell Westbrook
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is all forced. He's an all force, all the time player,
so he brings that good balance. How the West will
be won is an absolute. It's a coin flip at
this point. But the Joker and Westbrook, along with the
rest of those champions, you have a chance every single night.
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Kudos to Russell Westbrook. Kudos to Russell Webbert to dressing.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
The way he dresses.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Kudos to Russell Westbrook for not retiring when everyone said
he should retire. Kuros to Russell Westbrok for not giving
up in himself when everybody said he should give it up.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Fucking inspiration, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Salute Russell the Love Muscle aka the Hurricane aka the
Whirling Dervish Westbrook, Salute you, And like I said, what
an incredible weekend of NFL football. All the playoff games
have been fantastic and worth the weight. And like I said,
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my condolences for your summer, Mark Andrews. I predicted three
of the four games. No one would have thought that
Washington would have actually come in there and beat the
shit out of lines, but they did.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
They fucking did.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Jaden Daniels sent Detroit all the way to Cancude. And
let me tell you something. I know that Detroit would
rather be playing football. But Detroit in the winter versus Cancun,
I don't know. But on Saturday, the Chiefs beat the Texans.
They're going to their seventh straight AFC championship.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That is crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
They're going to their seventh straight AFC championship. That has
to be some sort of record. We don't fact check.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
At the Iron Reports Stereo Pukins, I haven't mentioned that recently.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Iron Reports Stereo pockets. We never have and never will
fact check. And that game was tight for most of it.
But Mahomeboy, Kelsey, you knew it was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You just didn't know exactly when it was gonna happen,
but you knew it was gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Now you have the Chiefs versus the Bills meeting again,
and those games.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Are always special. Jumbo Josh Allen versus Mahomeboy, it's gonna
be in Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
This is the game that changed what was the needle,
the nail and the coffin to change over time in
playoff football, making it so both teams have a chance
to score a touchdown in overtime. I really thought we
were going to see overtime in Baltimore versus Buffalo. But
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like I said, Mark the Spark dropped that ball, Mark
the Spark, Andrews drop that ball.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Too many turnovers. Lamar turned the ball over and this
should have been their year.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
But fumbles, turnovers, snow wet doesn't matter. But just year
after year, somehow Someway Baltimore falls apart in the playoffs.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but Big Josh does not and
did not Falter. The Bills went undefeated, ten and zero.
They swept the table at home. Now they gotta go
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to Kansas City. You gotta deal with the Kansas City Chiefs,
Taylor Swift and the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
You're not just playing Patrick.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
My own boy, Isaiah Poteco and Travis Kelce. You're playing
Taylor Swift and all of her fans.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That ain't easy, That ain't fucking easy.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
In Kansas City's trying to three peat two of which
if they do, will be with Taylor Swift and the Swifties.
And in the NFC, the NFC fucking Philadelphia Eagles versus
the Washington Commanders shit the NFC East. Who would have
thought Saquon Barkley and Jaden Daniels are both absolutely yo? Saquon,
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put your weight on. I ran Barkley, your uncle. I
rock with you. Happy for Saquon. Would have loved to
him to be a giant, but he's You deserve greener pastors.
And when I say green, I mean Philadelphia green pastors.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
And I hate the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Love performing in Philadelphia, I love performing in Philadelphia, and
I do love Philadelphia. I hate the Philadelphia Eagles and
they respect when I tell them that I hate them
because I know how they feel about the New York Giants,
the New York Jets and all things in New York.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
But the Commanders, they.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Beat the shit at the Detroit Lions. They crushed the
heart and soul of that Lion. They beat him at
their own game going forward, on every fourth down, every
single chance they had. There were zero punts in that game.
This is the new wave of football. Gibbs is a superstar.
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Jamiir Gibbs, love him, Aman Saint Bron, Jared goff Or.
I wanted, I thought they were gonna win. But Jaden
Daniels is the rookie the year. Jaden Daniels is a superstar.
Expect to see Jaden Daniels on all sorts of telephone commercials,
sneaker commercials, haircare, toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
All that shit this summer.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He's sick, calm, cool, underpressure. You need to throw, He's
got you. You need a run, He's got you. You
need a big play under pressure, He's got you.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
He's got you. He's got you. Jaden Daniels is the man.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Both of the games that the Eagles and the Commanders
had this year were terrific. The last game was a
comeback win by Washington in Philly. But that was the
game that Jalen Hurts got hurt in Barkley had a.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Big game in both of those games. I'm telling you something.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's going to be freezing in Kansas City. It is
going to be brorick in Kansas City. But I am
predicting the Chiefs verse.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
The Washington Commanders.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I am predicting the Kansas City Chiefs and the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And this ain't d John Riggins, Joe Thiseman Hoggs. This
is a new boot, new.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Generation, high flying, fast Washington Commanders football team. Jaden Daniels
is for real. But the Goat of Goats is my homeboy.
But I got my homeboy versus the future Goat. I
got the goat versus the future.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Goat in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
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Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I'm not gonna get into the hostage situation today.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I'll get into it next time, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
But three beautiful young women came home and it was
a miracle.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
It was a miracle that they made at home.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
And that day was just we'll go down in infamy
like so many days, good, bad and everything in between
in the last four dred and seventy plus days.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But that was a miracle that they made at home.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And just praying for the rest of the hostages to
make it home asap.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
But we have a long road ahead of us regarding that.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Anyway, Stay safe, stay sane, and stay super duper disruptive.
Stay safe, stay sane, stay super duper disruptive. And what
I mean disruptive, I mean don't stop believing. Don't stop
believing in the most important person, yourself. Miles Jordan aka
the Bleach Brothers ak the Dust Brothers. Take me out
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with something real nice, take matter with something real, but
most importantly in this puppy, with something real funky. I
am raper stereo pockets. I'm out, baby,