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August 12, 2024 43 mins

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka  The Charles Oakley of The Jews, The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka Mitzvah Mike is here from New York to discuss: Struggling with Trader Joe's sweets, The Olympics comes to an end, Noah Lyles so unlikeable, U.S. Women's & Men's Olympic Basketball gets gold, Tiki Torch Rant Anniversary, holding everyone's feet to the fire, being a Hip Hop Authority & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You never fucking know how things are gonna resonate with
the public at large.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You the public at large. But just know this.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
My name is Michael Rapaport, aka the Disruptive Warrior, the model.
The tagline is stay disruptive. I am always. I came
out of the womb disrupting. You think twenty twenty four
election time. I'm not gonna continue disrupting like the disruptive Warrior,

(00:33):
I am.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You gotta stay disruptive, and you gotta stay fully disruptive.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
These people are not your friends. They're looking for your vote.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is not a popularity personality contest. To me, it's
a policy contest. It's a policy contest. I don't care
about what you look like. I don't care what you say.
I don't care if you're cute not cute. I don't
trust any of them. Pig Dick, Donald Trump, Cadaver Jones,

(01:07):
Nancy Pelosi, aoc ilean Omore, jd Vance, the Unjude Juwe, Joshapiro.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
None of them. I don't trust any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I try to squeeze a little bit of juice out
of them to hopefully work in my people. In my
favorite other than that, I'll go fuck about any of
these people because.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
They don't give a fuck about you. Ha ha ha.
Boom have no fear.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The Iron Rapperport Stereo podcast is here. Boom have no Fear.
The I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. On
today's banging, hi flying, hard hitting, new Zium quality I
am Rapaport Stereo podcast. The Olympics have come, The Olympics
have gone. They were great, they were exciting, the thrill

(02:11):
of victory, the agony of defeat, and why is Noah
Lyall still talking? Plus who are your favorite hip hop
groups of all time?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I tell you mine and more?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
And the first time I went super duper viral for
anything outside of sports and hip hop was seven years ago.
We're going back down memory lane to remember my iconic
tiki torch rant all that morning. Hard hitting, high flying,
im Rapports deveryel podcast coming up right now, Miles Jordan

(02:46):
a K. The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Start
this puppy of it, something real nice. Start this puppy
of it some real lout, but most supportingly, start this
puppy off with something real funky.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
This is the im rap Reports Stereo podcasting. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Boom, have no fear of the Iron Rapperport Stereo Podcast.
This here, Biggni Boom, have no fear. The Iron Rapperport
Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Welcome to the Ziggety Zone of Disruption. My name is
Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka the Gringo man
Dingo aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka the Disruptive Warrior

(03:38):
aka the White Chalcola Tito. Hope everybody's feeling real safe.
Hope everybody's feeling really really saying. Hope everybody's holding it
together in this kooky, crazy time as this week is
the midway point of August twenty twenty four. August twenty
twenty four. Hope everybody's having a good summer. Hope everybody's

(04:02):
enjoying the time that they have off, if you have
any time off. Hope everybody's getting sun tans if that's
what you want, if that's what you need. Anyway, I
am rap por Stereal Podcast coming live and direct, and uh,
I'm feeling really good. I'm looking really good, feeling really good,
and I'm looking really good. Been having some uh chip

(04:26):
witch problems. Me and my wife have been struggling with
the chip witches from Trader Joe's. That Trader Joe's man
that started off like such a good idea, Trader Joe's.
It seemed like, oh, they got organic stuff, and they
got carrots, and they got green peppers, and they got
orange peppers and yellow peppers and sweet peppers and hot peppers,

(04:49):
and can get corn and you can get sweet corn,
and you know all watermelon and watermelon cubes and watermelon
slices and all different colors and kinds of apple. And
now it's just like you go in there and it's
just Temptation Island. Trader Joe's is literally Temptation Island. There's
so much shit, all sorts of cookies and now they

(05:14):
got watermelon with chocolate, and apples with chocolate and celery
you could dip them in cheese and chocolate. Everything is chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
Every kind of cookie you could ever imagine is in
Trader Joe's. Every kind of gum. I mean, obviously Trader
Joe's still also has a bunch of healthy stuff, but
every time you turn a corner, every time you look

(05:36):
up every time you take your eyes off the prize.
If you're going in there to get I want to
get some vegetarian you know, frozen food, some good vegetarian
frozen If you take your eyes off that vegetarian frozen food.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Boom. Have you tried these chocolate chip cookies? They're new Boom.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
They got ice cream Sundays, they got many ice cream Sundays.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I love Trader Joe's. But what are you doing to me?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Man? They have these the organic chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches.
There's nothing organic about it. How can an organic chocolate
chip ice cream sandwich exist? What is an organic chocolate
chip ice cream sandwich? What is organic? How does that
help me? And they served six in a box, and

(06:23):
we started off eating one. We'll have one, and then
we're like, oh, we'll eat two. And last night me
and my wife had three of them, three of them,
three each, and we're stuffing our face. By the time
we got the third, we couldn't even look each other
in the face. We couldn't even make eye I couldn't
make eye contact with my wife.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
She refused to look me in the face.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was so embarrassed, so embarrassed, stuffing my face with
the ice cream sandwiches. Me and my wife literally stopped
making eye contact with one another.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I don't know if Trader Joe's was invented by a
guy named Joe, but you need to go in there, man,
you need to go in there and see what's happening
in Trader Joe's. And we were doing that on the
heels of the Olympics. Olympics have come to an end.
The Olympics twenty twenty four Paris have come to an end.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
And what a great Olympics.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I think one of the most important parts of the
Olympics was the time zone. You were able to watch
the games. I remember when they were in Japan. You know,
you couldn't keep up. You couldn't keep up. It's like
it was too much delay and you'd see it on
the internet. So having them in Paris was awesome, and

(07:47):
you know, you get as a viewer as much as
you put in. And I've been talking about it. I
had such a fun time watching the opening ceremonies, even
though that was like chaotic and the boxing and the
whole thing with the fighter Khalif, which I'm not going
to go into the woman's fighter who wind up women
the gold medal.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
And then, of course, Noah Lyles, no Alliles, what is
your problem? Man?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
You won the medal? How did you go from being
the golden boy, the golden child who won in such
dramatic fashion to becoming so unlikable just like that, Noah Lyles,
he's complaining now that Anthony Edwards, ant man from the

(08:31):
Minnesota Timberwolves and the gold medal Olympic basketball team, believe
he's twenty twenty one or twenty.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Two years old.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Noah Lyles is complaining that Anthony Edwards got his own shoe,
but he's never won a championship. You ran with COVID,
and you knew you had COVID, and you told everybody
you had COVID after you lost. I know that Noah
Lyles would not have said he had COVID had he

(09:04):
won that two hundred meter race that he came in
third with, which is still great. You came in third
with COVID, But you want to attack Anthony an words.
You want to make everything about yourself.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I was on your side one week ago. I
was like, listen, this guy's an Olympic athlete. He's a
track and field runner. His career is short.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
He doesn't make the money of the NFL athlete, doesn't
make the money of an NBA athlete, certainly doesn't make
the money of a golfer, doesn't make the money of
a baseball player.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
He should do.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Everything he can to bring is much attention to himself
during the short lived time that he has to run
track and field and be the greatest in the world.
And you had everybody. Everybody loved you, and then you
started talking. Shut up, shut up, don't worry about aunt man.
He won a gold medal for the He's beloved. Everybody

(09:59):
loved Anthony Edwards. You can't not like Anthony Edwards. He
plays with so much joy. He doesn't shut up either.
But everybody's smiling when they're around him. Every time he
opens his mouth, people laugh, people want him to talk more.
When he's miked up during the games. Everybody likes him.
You see him talking in Stephsie or Lebronzi or they're
always laughing.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
He's beloved. You're not you. Somehow went from.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Being the fastest man in the world Olympic gold medalist
to the most disliked person on the USA Olympic team.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's on you, Noah Lyles.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
I liked you.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I liked you before the Olympics. I liked you from
watching the Netflix documentary Sprint. I like you when you won.
I was disappointed when you lost and then you started talking.
Shut up, shut up, Like I said, the Olympics are done.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And the women's basketball team, they yo.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
They scratched and clawed against France. They were a toe's
way from going into overtime, but they won I think
their eighth consecutive gold medal. And you know Kelsey Plumb,
she's my favorite. Brittney Griner, Britney Grinder, who, of course,

(11:43):
two years ago was in a Russian prison for bringing
weed while she was playing overseas and was in jail,
and the.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Whole world went crazy.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
The whole world went crazy, Free BG, Free Beach, and
two years later she won a gold medal. I've always
liked Britney Griner. And they duked it out, and the
men's basketball team, they duked it out. And the greatest
thing about the men's basketball team was Serbia and France

(12:16):
pushing them to greatness. They brought the greatness out of them,
which made it so incredible that team and Lebron is
in a savage he's letting his beer go gray. He's
thirty nine years old. He's an animal. He won MVP,

(12:37):
he was voted MVP of the Olympic team. And you know,
I don't know all the stats, but he was the guy.
He was the engine that was pushing everybody, and he
played so many minutes in the big games and made
all the right plays. And Joker Nicolia, Nicola Djokovic and

(12:58):
Serbia they had him, and then of course Steph kd
Anthony Davis Booker and Lebron. They just they were better.
And those teams pushed them to greatness. They brought the
greatness out of them. And it was so beautiful as
a basketball fan to see them have to dig deep
and show the world how great they really are and

(13:22):
the joy that they played with in the camaraderie and
they looked like they were kids having a ball, and
it was so much fun to watch. And it was
so much fun to watch them play against France with
the great Wembiniana Wemby the Alien. He was so much fun.
And you know, he's I think he's twenty, and he

(13:44):
was the main guy on that team. And again that
game wasn't as close, but they pushed him, pushed them,
pushed them, and then Steph they had him with I
think within three and then Steph did what Steph did.
Steph Curry last name rhymes with put on a French flurry,
a wave, a wave of three pointers. Nuie knuie night night,

(14:10):
nuie nui night night. That's French for night night. And
he was great, and the whole team was just fun.
Steph lebron kd Bam, Derek White, Drew Holliday, Joel Embiid
was great. He stepped it up as the tournament went on.

(14:30):
Booker was awesome. Tyrese Halliburton didn't play much, but he
had fun. Anthony Davis, he didn't have a lot of stats,
but he was great, and of course Anthony Edwards and
Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum the controversy of it, and his
mother was saying stuff about it, and listen, if I

(14:51):
was Jason Tatum, I'd be pissed off too, not that
he expected or needed to play a lot, but not
playing at all after winning an NBA championship, being in
his prime, I'd be disappointed too. But at the end
of the day, it ain't about you, Jason Tatum. It
ain't about the Boston Celtics. Jason Tatum and Jason Brown

(15:13):
are the only things that weren't fully positive about these Olympics.
And again, I like Jason Tatum. I would be really
frustrated too if I was Jason Tatum. But at the
end of the day, you won an NBA championship and
a gold medal within months of each other. Granted you

(15:34):
didn't play much, but you're a part of that team.
You're a part of that legacy. You know what you
did in practice when you played, you were good. Your
style of play didn't necessarily make you know that one
on one kind of style of play is not the
way they play this Olympic, FEEBA World basketball style. Not
to say that you're not better than this one or

(15:55):
better than that one. And like I said, i'd be
pissed off too, But it ain't about you. It ain't
a out the Celtics. Celtics gonna Celtics. Boston Celtics players
are always going to be unlikable. That's just the way
it is. They can't help themselves. There's always gonna be
a reason to not like the Boston Celtics. But it
was just so much fun watching those games. That game

(16:17):
versus Serbia. I thought they were gonna lose that game,
but they just like I said, pushed them to their dominant,
dominant selves. And it was fun watching what's his name
on Serbia go at Carmelo, the one who plays in
the NBA's name Bogdanovich. Is it Bogdanovic? Yeah, but yeah,

(16:39):
I think it's my name. Told I'm not fact checking.
I'm not stopping because I'm cooking right now on this podcet,
I'm cooking. It was just it was awesome. It was
awesome having a Lebron watch the women. It was awesome
watching uh, you know, Carmelo and Steph Marbury and Shaikhari
richardson the track star be there.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It was just fun.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
It was competitive, and it was what the Olympics are
all about, and it was what being great is all about.
And then of course the conversations have come up again
with the nineteen ninety two Dream Team beat this team,
and you know, of course that team was Jordan a
magic bird bird who was far from his prime, Pippin

(17:21):
who was in his prime, Charles Barkley, who was the
best player, on that team historically speaking, Pat Ewing, David Robinson.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Karl Malone. Who else was on that.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Team, Stockton Latoner Clyde Clyde, Drexler, And it was of
course coached by Chuck Day.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
And I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
You know, it's hard to go against those old guys,
that original OG team. Obviously, it's fun to talk about,
but it's like, you know, like with Muhammad Ali beat
Rocky Marciano in his prime, with Joe Louis beat Mike
Tyson and his prime, with Floyd Mayweather beat this one
in his primes. It's hyper Bowl. Is that the word

(18:08):
hyper Bowl? It's hyper Bowl, it's for computers, it's for debates.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Obviously you're gonna lean towards the guys you saw in
their prime. It's hard to bet against Michael Jordan, Charles
Barkley in their prime.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
It took the older dudes on this team to do it.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
It was the biggest of big threes ever, Steph kd
and Lebron they did it. But it was fun, it
was awesome. And twenty twenty eight, the Olympics are in
Los Angeles, which shit, man, the way it was this year.
I'm gonna be pumped for those Olympics. I'm gonna be
pumped for those Olympics. Hopefully I'll be healthy, and because

(18:53):
four years from now, four years from now, you know,
anything could happen in four years.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
The world has changed so much in the last four years.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And it was brought to my attention that seven years ago,
almost to the day, I did my iconic, iconic rant
on the Charlottesville, Virginia protest seven years ago the tiki torch,

(19:24):
I don't remember what I called them exactly, tiki torch, dumbfunks,
dumb fuck tiki torches.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Anyway, Miles Jordan's played the rant.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Last night in Charlottesville, Virginia. A bunch of white nationalists
carrying tiki torches that they got from home depot, wearing
skinny jeans, drinking coffee came out for a protest saying.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
White lives matter. Why lives matter? You know your life
ain't shit. If you're a college.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Student on a Friday night during the summertime, you ain't
getting no ass and you decide to come out for
a protest carrying tiki torches, talking shit, little coffee cup
carrying white nationalists you ain't shit. If you was really
trying to get it popping, you would have taken your
little edge shearing protest right over there to Virginia Beach
or Newport News and you would have got your tiki

(20:12):
torture stuffed up your ass bene of the nerd protesters.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Eat some pizza, take a few bond grips. Don't you
got a fucking toga party to go to. It's Friday night.
Try to get to second base with a girl.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Your fucking loser, talking about white lives matter, white lives matter,
throwing up Nazi salutes, dorm room dumb fucks.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I did that rant on a Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I was walking my dog, Weezy Rip my dog Weezy
has passed away. I did that rant on a sweaty,
hot August Saturday morning in Los Angeles, And you could
see from the rant my t shirt is has sweat
marks in it because I was like jogging and doing
who the hell knows what kind of strenuous Olympic training

(20:55):
exercises I was doing.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I still do them. But I had woken up and
saw on who knows Twitter that the Tiki Torch.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Cavalry had showed up and was screaming and yelling about
Jews will not replace us, You will not replace us,
Jews will not replace us.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
And I was like what. I was like, what the
fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
First of all, if Jews were looking to replace anybody,
the last people that we'd be replacing would be you.
We are not thinking about you, We don't care about you,
and we are not plotting, losing sleep or questioning or
trying to figure out how to replace you.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Fucks.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You're the last people we would ever want to replace, ever, ever.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
And I felt threatened.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I felt threatened, I felt offended, and I did what
I do And it was crazy because it was seven
years ago. And as you could tell from the video,
I wasn't expecting anyone to see the video anymore than
people see any other my videos. I wasn't prepared. I

(22:17):
didn't look particularly good. I was sweating, I didn't frame
it right. I just, you know, lifted the camera up
and did what I did. And that video went crazy viral.
It was on world Star, was on all the hip
hop forums. It was on the news. The first time
I had been on the news for anything other than
being an actor. You know, I'd been on the news

(22:38):
before for promoting stuff, but I had never been on
the news. Actor Michael Rappaport lashes out. Actor Michael Rappaport
responds to the tiki torch Nashville Sorry Charlottesville protests.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
YadA, YadA, YadA. It was all over the place.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Everybody, everybody and antibody was like, I love what you said,
appreciate what you said. And it's wild because, aside from
the Iron Rap or Stereo podcast, that was the first
time that I had said something.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
On social media.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I believe it was the first time I said something
on video outside of the podcast, which at the time
was only audio. It was the first time I said
something on video about a social or political situation.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
And now, of course I talk about it all the time, but.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
It was just nuts when somebody sent me the video.
Somebody sent me the video and was like, Yo, that
was seven years ago. And I know that it was
seven years ago because, like I said, I remember because
of the celebration that video was revered. The celebration and
the reposting and the congratulations and the thank you and
the response of that video. I'll never forget it because

(24:04):
it was the next morning, and because it was so
talked about at the time. I always remember it was
the next morning. But it's just weird that nobody had
any problems with what I said then. But now so
many people have so many different problems with certain things
I say now. And I have been holding these cocksunckers'

(24:27):
feet to the fire. I have been evolving, learning, embracing, supporting,
standing up for so many different things, whether it was
Black Lives Matter and the George Floyd and before that,
the Eric Garner I can't Breathe situation in Staten Island

(24:49):
which broke my heart to Uncle Clarence Thomas on his
ass to standing up for abortion rights and women's rights
and the right for women to choose and do whatever
the fuck they want and need to do pertaining to

(25:10):
their bodies. And of course I've talked about pig Dick
Donald Trump aka Dick Stating Donald Trump. I've talked about
AOC held her feet to the fire, accused her of
not explaining her January sixth situation.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
In full.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
People were offended by that, But I saw what I saw.
She went on Instagram letter she was telling her story.
I saw what I saw, I heard what.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I heard from her mouth and I was like, whoa, wha, wha, woah,
woah wo what And I don't know where that Instagram
live is or if it lives anywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Talked about eleon Omoar the Squad, talked about cadaver, Joe Biden,
talked about a yuck mouth, Rudy Juliani, Steve Bannon, the
Human Effect infection, talked about Jared Kushner, Junkyard Jared, who
I was wrong about. Junkyard Jared was fantastic for Israel.

(26:16):
You could hate it. People that hate Israel hated Junkyard
Jared because he was so pro Israel. But I talked
about Junkyard Jared on the podcast on social media. I
talked about him on the Stephen Colbert Show. I have
talked about everybody. I've laid it on the line. I've evolved,

(26:41):
I've changed, I've learned, but I've been consistent talking shit
with a comedic twist, with a comedic twist. The only
times I haven't talked shit with a comedic twist was
when it was a serious issue. January sixth, that day

(27:04):
felt very serious.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Obviously. Afterwards, I talked about the QAnon shaman and all
those scumbags.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
The one who shit it on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and
I think Nancy Pelosi is totally full of shit. Talked
about Burnout, Bernie Burnout, Bernie Sanders, talked about Mitch the Glitch,
McConnell I have talked about them all, and there's always

(27:34):
a comedic twist, whether it's Dick Staine, Donald Trump, that's
for your pleasure, pig Dick, Donald Trump, that's for your pleasure.
That makes me laugh, I know it makes you laugh.
Cadaver Joe Biden. Great nickname, that makes me laugh. I
know it makes you laugh. Junkyard Jared Kushner. Great nickname

(27:55):
I invented. That makes me laugh. I know it makes
you laugh. Nancy Pelosi stood up for Nancy Pelosi's husband
when people were going at him.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Done it all, I've done it all. And I made
a rant the other day about Tim Woltz coach Woltz,
they call him coach. Wolves posted it.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
People are up in arms. Oh, now you're making fun
of somebody for being a coach. I said, Oh, why
they call you coach?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Coach?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
How many people have you sent to the league. You
ain't Chuck Nole, you ain't Al Davis. You ain't Bill Belichick.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
People were like, Oh, you're making fun of somebody because
they're a high school coach. You're making fun of him
because he was a coach. Have you ever won any
Academy Awards? Have you ever won any Emmys?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
No? I haven't won any Emmys. I should have been
nominated a couple of times. But that's not why I'm
here to discuss. Point is ziath Hill their feet to
the fire. I have broke balls. They're calling coach coach.
I got a bust. I'm like, who you coach?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
How many players have you sent to D one, D
two or the D three? Coach? Fucking joke?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
And I thought about it because I was like, damn why.
First of all, I never like, just like the tiki
torch rant. I never imagined or thought twice about the
tiki torch rant.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Being revered worldwide.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
London Piers Morgan, they wanted me on there, Australian News.
They wanted me on there about that tiki torch rant.
I never thought about that. And I never thought that
asking coach Waltz if you ever sent anybody to the
league would be so offended. And if we're gonna get coaches,

(29:56):
why don't we get my man Coach Brown from La
Chance You. He'd be a great vice president. My Mayna
Coach Brown from Last Chance You. He'd be a fantastic
vice president. People are up in arms about this, but
it's because you're talking about their guy. And that wasn't

(30:20):
even the gist of the rant that I posted. The
just of the rant that I posted was hold these
people account. Will make them earn your vote, all of them.
Make them earn your vote. Listen to what they have
to say, Listen to what they have to say about
the policies, listen with the and then make a list

(30:41):
and check it twice because if they don't do it,
they're gonna be running again. Two years, four years, they're
gonna be running again. But you never know, You never
fucking know how things are gonna resonate with the public
at large. You the public at large. But just know this.

(31:06):
My name is Michael Rappaport, aka the Disruptive Warrior, the model.
The tagline is stay disruptive. I am always. I came
out of the womb disrupting. You think twenty twenty four
election time, I'm not gonna continue disrupting like the Disruptive warrior.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I am get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You gotta stay disruptive, and you gotta stay fully disruptive.
These people are not your friends. They're looking for your votes.
This is not a popularity personality contest. To me, it's
a policy contest. It's a policy contest. I don't care
about what you look like. I don't care what you say.

(31:53):
I don't care if you're cute not cute. I don't
trust any of them. Pig Dick, Donald Trump, Cadaver Jones,
Nancy Pelosi, aoc Ilean Olmore, jd Vance, the Unjude Jude, Joshapiro,
none of them.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I don't trust any of them.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I try to squeeze a little bit of juice out
of them to hopefully work in my people in my
favorite Other than that, I don't go fuck about any
of these people because.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
They don't give a fuck about you. Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Anyway, Another thing that's.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Always controversial when I speak on it.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Is hip hop.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I have.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Made some fantastic rants regarding hip hop throughout the years,
and I mean who people have gotten upset? I mean offended.
If it's not the artist, it's the fans. If it's

(33:22):
not the fans, it's the blogs, it's speacome racial. Who
are you, white boy to speak on hip hop? Why
are you an authority on hip hop? Because I'm a
hip hop authority. Now, there's plenty of people that are
more knowledgeable and authoritative than me when it comes to

(33:42):
hip hop, but I consider myself a hip hop authority.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I can go blow for blow, toe for tow and debate.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
With the best of them regarding hip hop, NBA, fantasy football,
movie politics, all things Israel, and anti hamas pretty damn
good and absolutely positively hip hop Housewives, Oh, I could
go with the top of the Top Housewives Reality TV.

(34:16):
Of course, I have the Rapaports Reality podcast with my
wife because she's in authority.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Also, she brought me into the game. She learnt to me.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
You should listen to Rapaports Reality every Wednesday, dropping like
clockwork every single Wednesday, Rapaports Reality, where we break things
down to the bone on all things popular culture, all
things reality TV, all things Bravo, all things Love Island,
and of course a lot of things related to our relationship.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Rap Reports Reality.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You can listen to it wherever you stream and listen
to your pod casts. But hip hop has been extremely
controversial regarding me, I stand by all my rants.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I stand by all of them.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like I said, toe to toe, blow for blow with
anybody regarding hip hop. The rapper from the group Migos, Quavo,
who obviously Migos lost the other member very very tragically

(35:24):
terrible terrible incident.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Offset Quavo and take Off take.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Off as the one who was tragically shot and killed.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Terrible terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Incident, have talked about that many times on the podcast.
But Offset from the group Migos, who is married or
in a divorce with Cardi B I don't know, I
don't care, and I would never disrespect the death of
Takeoff or the Migos. I know that they are culturally
impactful for especially younger people, younger generation. Not me, not me,

(36:04):
But Offset said that he believes that Migos is a
better group or more impactful or better than Wu Tang
and some other groups. Basically said that the Migos is
the greatest hip hop group ever and Offset, I mean
no disrespect. I mean no disrespect, no disrespect to what

(36:26):
the Migos have accomplished and that legacy being you know,
very important and of course the death of Takeoff, which
is just tragic, tragic death. And when I think of
hip hop groups, I don't even it doesn't even cross
my mind. Migos don't even cross my mind. I mean,
I can name fifteen or twenty hip hop groups right

(36:50):
now that have produced better music that will last.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
The test of time.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'll start with, of course, a tribe call quest I'll
go without care, asked Wu Tang. This is in no
particular order. Run DMC, run DMC, You go nowhere without
run DMC. Of course, Treacherous three, Grandmaster Flash and the
Furious five Impact EPMD. EPMD is ridiculous, a ridiculous body

(37:24):
of work. Dela de La Soul shout out to Dove
Trugoyd the Dove Dave.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Dela still rocking.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
They never broke up, De La Soul never stopped making
music since the time they started making music. Do not
ever sleep on or forget the impact of Day La Soul, MOP,
who I was talking about the other day, banging now listen,
MOP is not necessarily chill. But when you're ready to

(37:57):
run a mile, run a triathlon, maybe run through a
brick wall. When you're ready to kick some ass, you
put on some mop shot out to one of the
greatest hype people in hip hop history.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
R I P again to Fox.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
FOXX from the bx MP, obviously representing Brownsville Brooklyn, nw A.
Then you go into the groups that might not be
groups because they're one MC, one DJ, Pete Rock cl Smooth.
They had a crazy run. Can you call them a
group because it's only one DJ and one.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
MC.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Is that a twosome? But it's more than one person,
so they're not gonna go in the solo category. So
I gotta go with Pete Rock cl Smooth. Gangstar again.
Shout out to Guru Premiere DJ Premiere Bangers. I don't
think Gangstar made a bad song literally though. It's one

(39:06):
MC and one DJ producer and they go hand in hand. Gangstars, Yo,
they're sick. You can't call them a solo act. You gotta,
I guess you gotta call him a group. Eric B
and Rock Kim same thing. A public enemy, talk about
a fucking hip hop group. Public enemy? Shut him down,

(39:29):
Shut him shut him down, Shut him down. Cypress Hill
cypres Hill is a hip hop group. They brought a
whole I don't need to explain what they did I'm
just talking about in comparison to Migos, No disrespect, Houdini,
one Love One Love Friends, how many of us have them?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
The Roots.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Continuing to make music. They've been doing it at a
super dupe a high level. One of the greatest MC's
ever from the Roots, of course, Black Thought. They're a
hip hop group. They're a hip hop band. Who else
bdp KRS one Scottlarock, Scotlarock had a.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Ball, he is a super ho. The Ghetto Boys.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Come on and his scarface is a solo acting but
the Ghetto Boys together iconic UGK again.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Some man of these groups have lost people, including the Migos.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
So sad some of these groups can I mean, man,
that is really sad to realize how many of these
groups you You never be able to see them perform again.
The Beastie Boys, that's a ridiculous hip hop group. Again,
you never be able to see the Beastie Boys performed together.

(40:56):
Naughty by Nature, ill group hip Hop Tretch is one
of the illest MC's ever. Slept on Ill.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Again is DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Are
they a group?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
They're not a solo act and at the time Dj
Jazzy Jeff was as important as the Fresh Prince aka
Will Smith. That's a group, Black Star, Most Deaf and
tallib Qually that first album, That's a sick album. These

(41:36):
are two guys that are solo guys, but they came
together and made one of the illest albums ever, Black Moon.
I don't know who else I'm forgetting, but for my taste,
the aforementioned groups that I mentioned, they're more my cup
of tea than the Migos. No disrespect to the Migos.

(41:58):
But whenever I say something about hip hop, whenever I
say anything.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
About hip hop, oh, people get all freaked out.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I mean, let me know if I left anybody off
the best Groups of All Time.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
List?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
And do you consider Gangstar a group? Do you consider
Pete rockin Seal Smooth a group? Do you do you
consider Eric B and Rock Kim a group? DJ Jazzy
Jeff and the Fresh Prints a group because it's you know,
two people. Anyway, I came, I saw, I disrupted. This

(42:32):
is a great podcast. I want to tell you right now,
this is a fantastic I am Rapaport stereo podcast. So
make sure you tell a friend to tell a friend
about the I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast, Miles, George Ak,
the Bleak Frothers AK eight, the Duns Brothers, Take me

(42:53):
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