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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You'll Mike Wrap, fake Poole is saying this that and
the third about New York, say something about Ohio. I
have nothing against Ohio. I got something against fake Poole.
Fake boxers wanna be boxers cosplaying as a boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Look, Oh, he works really hard, so does the guy
at LA Fitness.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, he works really hard, so does Joe Schmoe at
a CrossFit class to get their body into You're not
a real boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You fought one person who's.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
An actual real boxer and he's not a top ranked anything.
And you lost to Tommy Guns Tommy Fury. And you
got the audacity to say anything about New York, Nueve YORKA.
You fuck you, you fake boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You wanna be Marvin Hagler. Boom have no.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Fear of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast this year, Bigbie Boom,
have no fear the I Am rapp Reports stereo podcast
this year. On Today's Banging I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Robert de Niro is eighty one years young. Robert de
Niro is eighty one years young. I am breaking down
my five favorite, my five favorite Robert de Niro supporting
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roles of all time. Plus Fake Paul, Fake Paul and
Mike Tyson are fighting, and Fake Paul goes full unhinged when.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He gets booed in New York.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What did you think was gonna happen in New York?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fake Pole, You're not a real fighter.
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Speaker 2 (02:50):
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Speaker 4 (02:50):
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Speaker 1 (02:53):
Have no fear of the Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast
is here? Hi, could he have no fear? D I
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
My name is Michael Rapperport aka the Inflamed Ashka nazi
ak A the Disruptive Warrior ak A the Gringo Man Dingo.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
AK, the Salt of Sniff ak, the Raging Bullshitter.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I love that nickname. I don't know who came up
with the Raging Bullshitter. I don't know if it was
me one of the fans. Was it mister New York?
Was it my wife? But I love it. I love
it so much, especially when it's Bob de Niro's birthday week.
(03:45):
Bobby d eighty one years old. Robert de Niro is
turning eighty one years old this week. Anyway, have no
fear of the iron wrapper for stereo podcast is here.
Have the I Am rapaport. Stereo podcast is in the
place to be. We are three weekends away from the
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start of the NFL season.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Dun Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun. I cannot wait. Dun dun, dun,
dun Dun. I'm pumped.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I know everybody else is fantasy football, NFL football, flag football,
and uh. Anyway, I hope everybody's feeling good, Hope everybody's
feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling really sane.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
As we come to the end the end of the summer,
a couple of weeks left.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's not the end.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's a few There's three weeks left in summer at
ain't dan That's oh, it's a long time. And then,
of course I am going on tour. I will be
starting my tour in September. I'll be performing in Buffalo, Buffalo,
New York the thirteenth and fourteenth at the Helium Comedy Club,
and then I will be in San Francisco at Comps
Comedy the twentieth and twenty first, and then of course
(05:05):
I'm performing.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All tickets, all information for all of my shows live
shows are available at Michael roppaport Coomedy dot com. I'll
see you in Buffalo the thirteenth and fourteenth of September.
I'll see you at Cobbs Comedy September twentieth, September twenty first.
Love both of those cities. Love Buffalo, Love Sam Fran.
(05:27):
Every city's got some charm, especially Buffalo when it's not
brick cold.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm looking forward to performing in Buffalo. I'm looking forward
to seeing the friends that I've made in Buffalo, looking
forward to the Bill's Mafia, I'm looking forward to Jumbo
Josh Allen got his hair grown out.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I think he's got like a.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Actress or pop singer girlfriend. I can't wait for NFL.
I can't wait to be performing in Buffalo. And as
I said at the beginning of the episode, Robert de Niro,
the Great Robert de Niro, the Great Robert de Niro
turned eighty one years old the other day, eighty one
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year's young Robert de Niro. Of course, we are celebrating
our ten year anniversary. One of the things that put
us on the map was the Robert de Niro line
of the Week, the I am rap Port Stereo podcast
award winning segment. It's an award winning segment. The Robert
de Niro line of the week. And uh, I mean
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we had the award winning Raging Bull episode, which was
a great episode. If you haven't listened to the award
winning Raging Bull episode, we had I interviewed Martin Scorsese,
the late great Jake Lamada, who, of course Raging Bull
(06:54):
was inspired by. Wasn't a literal depiction of his life,
but it was inspired by heavily by his book and
of course his life. We had on Max Kellerman, we
had on John Toturo, we had on Nick to Turrow,
we had.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Man. Who else did we have?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We had Max Kellerman? Did I say Max Kellerman? We
had Martin Scorre said, what more do I need to
tell you? We had Martin Scorsese talking about Raging Bowl.
We'll put it in the show notes. One of my
favorite movies of all time and certainly one of my
favorite Robert de Niro.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Performances of all time. Game changing.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Film across the board, cinematically, editing wise, the acting. Everything
about that movie is like it's like the Dunk. It's
like before Raging Bull, and after Raging Bull, Robert de
Niro took method acting to a new level. He actually
gained the weight. He actually became Jake Lamada fighting middleweight
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champion version and then the overweight, out of shape.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Beaten down version. What a movie. What an actor?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Robert de Niro is a fucking monumental artist beyond an actors,
like a painter or a sculptor, like an architect. So
happy eighty first birthday to Robert de Niro. And since
it's Robert de Niro's eighty first birthday, I'm not gonna
do my top five Robert de Niro films of all
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time I'm sure I've done that. I'm gonna do my
top five Robert de Niro supporting parts of all Time.
You can probably do a top ten Robert de Niro
supporting parts of all Time. I'm gonna start with, in
no particular order, Mean Streets. Robert de Niro did not
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star in Mean Streets. He co starred in Mean Streets.
He brought the bing without Robert De Niro bringing that
botto bing that ah that he brought that shit to
the screen in Mean Streets. Robert de Niro in Mean
Streets is so electrifying, so unique, so charismatic, so explosive. Literally,
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you're like, that's a fucking movie star.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Who is that? What is he doing? How is he
doing it?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And this is at a time when acting still wasn't
in the ultra realistic style that it is now. Listen
you you could watch Mean Streets over and over and
over and watch some of the other actors while they're
on camera with Robert De Niro or off camera during
(09:56):
a scene with Robert de Niro, and I swear sometimes
they're looking at him like what is this guy doing?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What is he doing? Because he's going at a different speed.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It would literally be like taking Alan Iverson and putting
him in the NBA in nineteen sixty nine. That's what
it was like. He was going at a different a
different speed. Robert de Niro in Mean Streets, that's number
one of my Robert de Niro supporting roles of all time.
(10:30):
Number two, I go with Jackie Brown. Understated, barely said
anything the whole movie, barely moved the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Jackie Brown is such a good movie. Samuel Jackson. It's
my favorite Samuel Jackson movie. I think that across the board.
Jackie Brown is my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie. But that
changes ebbs and flows. But Bobby d Robert de Niro
in Jackie Brown is just funny. He's doing bond rips,
(11:02):
He's having sex on camera, which was just so weird
to see Robert de Niro like have sex with Bridget
Fonda quickly. He's funny, he's scary, he barely speaks, and
he's totally captivating in a great, great, great, understated, underrated performance.
(11:23):
I will go with my third favorite Robert de Niro
supporting role, Silver Linings Playbook, one of my favorite films.
I love that film. Jennifer Lawrence. Bradley Cooper, the director's
name is skipping my brain right now, but it's awesome.
I love that film. It's so heartfelt. It's a weird,
(11:46):
quirky romantic comedy Silver Linings Playbook, and Robert de Niro
plays Bradley Cooper's father, and he's so.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Vulnerable, and he's so.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Sensitive and so confused and so earnest.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
In that role.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And I think it's the first time he showed that
kind of older man vulnerability in a film. He's done
it since. But Robert de Niro in Silver Linings Playbook,
I think he won the Oscar or got nominated for that.
Love that movie. I watched that movie at least once
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a year. The cinematography in that film, all the acting
across the board, is just excellent. I love Silver Linings Playbook,
and of course it shows the kookiness of the Philadelphia
Eagle fan base. Silver Linings Playbook my top four Robert
de Niro supporting roles of all time. Deer Hunter. I
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gotta go with the Deer Hunter. He didn't start in
that film either. That was definitely an ensemble cast, a
lot of shared screen time. I mean, maybe they say
he started I think that's across the board, ensemble cast.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It definitely wasn't just Robert de Niro, of course, Meryl.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Streep, John Savage, the incredible Christopher Walking, What a movie,
John Casal, and Robert de Niro is again understated, totally unique, fierce, scary,
just everything everything.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
He's everything in that film.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And of course the scene where they're playing Russian Roulette,
he just brings a tenacity to that scene and a
reality to that scene. And it's just so good across
the board of Robert de Niro in The Deer Hunter,
another film that is not easy to watch. This is
not a fun, easy film to watch, but captivating across
the board, game changing across the board. Film and so
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many good actors, and they were so young, man Christopher,
they were all so young and just unique looking, and
Robert de Niro was at full blown method all in
just taking everything to the next level. And my fifth,
my top five Robert de Niro supporting roles of all time.
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This is tough Untouchables. He's sicken al Capone, He's so
good in that, with Kevin Costner, a young Andy Garcia,
of course, Sean Connery. Untouchables. I gotta go with the
Bronx teil, a Bronx tail. Robert De Niro directed it
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Chas Palmonary Lelo Broncando. Robert de Niro plays the father
of the Chas Palmonary play. It was based on a play,
a one man play, a one act play, a one
man play, A Bronx Tail by Chas Parmonary and Robert
De Niro's again awesome in that old school Italian bus
(15:01):
driving father from the Boogie Down Bronx and iconic film
with iconic lines, iconic scenes, so many quotable lines and
scenes in that film.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So I have to go with a Bronx tail over untouchables.
But you could go on and on.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So happy eighty first birthday to the great, great inspiring,
awe inspiring Bobby d eighty one year's young.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Podcast Boom.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Anyway, I'm rapp for stereo podcast is back and banging.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What else is happening?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I watched this Lacy Peterson murder doc and chill Lacy Peterson.
Of course that case if you don't remember, Lacy Peterson was.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Disappeared. I think this was ninety four.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And the case was one of those cases that just
took off. It was everywhere. And this is when you
know the Internet wasn't the Internet, and you know crime
channels and People magazine and you know, just it was
just like a scandalous case. Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson, inevitably,
(16:45):
Scott Peterson, that sick fuck.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He was convicted of killing his.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wife, his pregnant wife, and it was just tabloid heaven
for the tabloids and crime news and it was all
over the place. And there's a three part documentary on Netflix.
They never get old like this case. I believe there's
other documentaries. I know it's been on Dateline. I know
it's been documented a lot, but there's something about Murder Docks,
(17:15):
Murder Docks, Murder podcast, Crime Solved, Crimes Unsolved them. This
case has been solved. You did it, Scott Peterson, You fuck.
And it's twenty one years later, I believe it was
nineteen ninety for thirty years later, and this fucking guy,
(17:36):
Scott Peterson, still hasn't admitted to killing his young wife,
Lacy Peterson, who was pregnant. And this happened in northern
California and she disappeared and people were like sympathizing with him,
sympathizing with him, and then it came out that he
(17:57):
had a mistress, and then you know, he confessed to
having a mistress, but even though he had a mistress,
he was saying, that doesn't mean I'm a killer and
bump up, pop up. But you did it, man, and
he still hasn't admitted it. And the crazy thing is
about these psychopath these lunatics, is that you can do
something like this. The whole world knows you did it.
(18:19):
The evidence is pointing and proving that you did it.
They found the body, and you still don't admit it.
You're not getting out of jail. You sick funck. Scott Peterson,
you killed your wife and his sister and the family
are still trying to fight on his path.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Who did it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Scott Peterson's sister? If Scott Peterson didn't do it, who
done did it?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's great on Netflix three part Lacy Peterson. I think
it's called American Murder and I watched that, and you know,
we watch all these murder call it murder, doc and chill.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Here at the Iron wrapp Port Stereo Pockets, we had
t shirts that sold. It was a Netflix logo and
it said murder doc and chill. Do you do you
want us to put out T shirt? We had great merchandise.
Maybe it was before merchandise was a thing. The Murder
Doc and Chill T shirt was awesome. It was the
Netflix logo, but it said murder.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Doc and chill.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And we sold a few and I'm like, fantastic buttersoft
T shirt, just like I'm wearing of course red Netflix.
Maybe it was the red Maybe we should do it
in black with red something. Who would want a Murder
Doc and Chill T shirt? Well, put them back out.
Don't try to steal the idea. We came up with
the logo and we came up with the merch You
(19:43):
try to steal the idea, fucking sue you. Anyway, I
recommend that if you're in the murder docks and then,
you know, my wife was like, why do you love
these murder docks?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And I was like, I don't know. We're like I'm
playing around with her.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
She's like, you really seem to be uh in to these,
you know, disappearing husband's, disappearing girlfriends, disappearing spouse docs.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And I'm like, I know, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Of course, my wife and I we have our Rapaport's
reality podcast, Rapaports Reality Podcast, where we discuss all things, well,
a lot of things about our relationship, all things reality TV,
and all things popular culture. And it drops every single
Wednesday like clockwork.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
And of course this is.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
A big week, big big week for rap Aports Reality,
the Rappaport's Reality podcast, because the reunion of a fantastic
star making season of Love Island will be discussed all
(20:51):
the way down to the bone. We're breaking it down
to the bone our Rapaport's Reality I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Can't wait to break that down. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
If you want a reality show, I think it's a
season six or five. We don't fact check at the
Iron wrap Port Stereo podcaston.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But if you want a fun.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Reality TV show that had my wife in tears, it
had me tear adjacent. I wasn't crying watching Love Island
the finale, but I was almost crying watching the finale
of Love Island. My wife was crying. I was crying adjacent.
That's how good it is. And you're like, what are
you talking about, Mike rap It's fake, it's set up.
(21:38):
You watch it. I'm a sucker for romance Love Island.
The finale this season was awesome. Great cast shout out
to Cordell Beckham, sounds familiar. Odell Beckham's younger brother who
looks just like Odell Beckham is great. He found love
(22:02):
this season of Love Island. And then Odell Beckham makes
a cameo appearance late in the season because Cordell Beckham
is like blowing up because he's so likable, so fun,
so genuine, so entertaining. It's a great I know you're like,
what are you listen? I'll just discuss it all on
Rapper Ports Valley. But I'm gonna say this. If you're
(22:22):
looking for some great, entertaining, heartfelt, romantic TV, watch Love Island.
The new season of Love Island, hosted by Ariana Maddox
of course from vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
This is like reality TV like Heaven. This season.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You got Arianna for vander Pump Rules hosting a great
season of Love Island. I'll say no more. I'll say
no more, but if you watch it, think me later.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Back to.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Lacy Peterson and the Scott Peterson documentary. After we watch
that the other night, said to my wife, I said, Yo,
can we watch Gone Girl.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
She goes, we saw that in the movie theater. I go,
I know, but I just want to rewatch it. She goes,
what's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Versus Lacy Peterson? You're watching that? Like, uh, now you
want to watch Gone Girl again? What's up? But I
rewatched Gone Girl starring Ben Affleck, and it's directed by
David Fincher, And it's also starring Rosamund Pike who plays
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his wife Amy, And uh, what a movie. Good movie,
David Fincher. What's his name is in it? Doogiy Hauser?
My man.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Pat?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh shit, what's Doogie Houser's name? My guy from How
I Met Your Mother? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
God, God, I can't remember his name. Anyway, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And Ben Affleck plays the sort of affle you know husband,
and he's married to a lunatic.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, And they're like, well, did he make her crazy
or did she go crazy?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
The marriage might have been dysfunctional, and it takes two
to tango in a dysfunctional relationship, but the wife is
the one that took things.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To the next level.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
She did the disappearing act, she faked her own death,
she killed Doogie.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Howser, she slid his fucking throat. I know you're like
a spoiler alert.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Listen, the movie came out in twenty fourteen, it's ten
years old. That ain't a spoil alert. But Gon Girl
is a great rewatch. Ben Affleck is awesome in it.
The woman who plays Amy Rosamund Pike is awesome in it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
She's a psychopath. What a nut job, what a kook.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's fun, it's entertaining, and even though I knew how
it ended, I was still like watching it and my
man Doogie Howser Patrick, what's Doogie Howser's name? He's such
a good actor. Neil Patrick, car Neil Patrick Thomas, Neil
Patrick Harris, Neil Patt, Dookie Howser, How I met your mother?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
He's dope. I know him. He's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He's a great actor. It's been around for years. It's
a lifer anyway. He's great in it. The woman who
plays the cop, I can't remember her name in it.
David Fincher, of course, directed so many different things, directed
seven and it's just really good. And it was a
great rewatch because it was based on a book, but
it definitely had Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It had to have. It couldn't just be coincidental. I
don't know the timeline of it all.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But if you want a nice doubleheader of a murder
doc and chill and then a great murder film, that's
a great doubleheader. So that was a long story that
could have been shorter. But it's listen sa I'm rapp
Po stereo podcast. I do what I do and I've
been doing it for ten years, ten years.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
What else is going on? They had the press conference.
The fake Paul Mike Tyson fight is back on November fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I think it's in Texas. Is it in Texas?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I think it's in Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Uh. Jake Paul, who's twenty six, is fighting Mike Tyson,
who's sixty one, and the fight was called off because
Mike Tyson had some sort of health issue because he's
sixty one, Jake Paul, that's what happened. It wasn't like
he injured his knee or injured his shoulder. He had
a health issue. I think it was like a stomach issue.
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That's what happens when you fight senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You know retirement. You're fighting a guy who could be
in retirement. Literally like in retirement, sixty one year old guy.
You're fighting Jake Paul. Excuse me, Fake Paul. Hopefully Mike
Tyson will be healthy enough to beat the shit out
of Fake Paul. November fifteenth. But they had a press
(27:41):
conference the other day in New York, Nueve, York. They
called me mister New York, and Fake Paul was there
and the crowd was booing him. Do you expect a
warm welcome in the greatest city on earth? Fake Paul did? Did?
Do you expect people to welcome you with open arms?
You're Jake fucking Paul. You're gonna be booed. There's never
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gonna be respect. You're never gonna get any respect as
a boxer until you burn it. You fuck until you
fucking earn it. And if Mike Tyson is healthy, he's
gonna kick the shit out of you. He's gonna kick
the shit out of you. You're wasting people's time, wasting
(28:29):
people's money. You can artists, you wringling brothers Barnum and
bring out the elephants that do tricks, bring out the
juggling monkeys, bring out the lions that stand that this
is what you do. It's carnival shit and hopefully Mike
(28:52):
Tyson doesn't have any alternative issues.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I don't know what he had.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
He had his stomach problem, and he knocks the shit
out of you, and this room, who's this con that
you've been pulling for a few years now will be done.
You've never fought an actual fighter except for Tommy Fury,
and you lost to Tommy Fury, Tyson Fury's brother. He
beats you fair and square. And at the press conference,
(29:20):
you're up there talking shit about New York and some
people be like, yo, mic Rep Jake Paul's talking about
New York.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Your Mike Rep.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Fake Pole is saying this that and the third about
New York. Say something about Ohio. I have nothing against Ohio.
I got something against fake Pole. Fake boxers wanna be
boxers cosplaying as a boxer.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Like, oh, he works really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
So does the guy at Ellie Fitness, Well, he works
really hard, so does Joe Schmoe at a CrossFit class
to get their body. And you're not a real boxer.
You fought one person who's an actual real boxer and
he's not a top ranked anything, and you lost to
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Tommy Guns Tommy Fury and you got the audacity to
say anything about New York Nueve yorka. You fuck you,
you fake boxer. You wanna be Marvin Hagler. You couldn't
scrub Marvin Hagler's beautiful bald head. Jake Paul, you couldn't
(30:36):
scrub Ernie Shaver's beautiful bald head. You ain't Roberto Duran.
You ain't Roberto Duran. You ain't Manny Pakia. You ain't
the Great Great Jake Lamana. You ain't Joe Lewis. You
ain't Jersey Joe won'tcutt Aaron Pryor Hector, Macho Camacho Ray
Boom boom man. Seem me. You're not Rocky bau Boeham.
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You're not Apollo Creed, You're not Club with Lane. You're
not Tommy Gunns from Rocky five. Of course, Mickey Rocky trainer,
he'd spit on you, Duke. You think Apollo Creed's trainer
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would train you. Jake Paul, he tell you to get
the fuck out of the gym. You're not a real fighter.
You're not a real fighter. And if Mike Tyson doesn't
have any you know, arthritic issues or something that you
know a lot of sixty one year old people have
He's gonna kick your fucking ass and I am gonna
be laughing. Oh, I'm gonna be You're talking about New York.
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Fake Paul, get the fuck out of here. Expect to
be booed. Don't expect the unexpected. Expect to be booed
all the time. Every time you do anything that has
anything to do with actual boxing, expect to be booed.
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Fake Paul, You fuck you ha?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Day three hundred and nineteen, three hundred and nineteen days,
since October seventh, three hundred and nineteen days that these
barbarian animal dummies, psychopath maniacal, raping, killing, murderous, miserable motherfuckers
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have held now one hundred and fifteen hostages. They have
one hundred and fifteen hostages who have been in there
three hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
And eighteen days. And it is man, I can't even.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
The torment and the tear era and the demoralization that
those that are alive still feel. And I pray and
think about them and hope for what now seems like
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a miracle to happen. And I think about the families,
and I think about.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
The the friends, and the hostages that were released, the
hostages that were rescued, the survivors of October seventh from
the Nova Music Festival, the people that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Saw so much gruesome violence on October seventh that somehow
Someway weren't kidnapped, The IDF soldiers who have been fighting
in chaotic, chaotic situations, chaotic circumstances. This is an unprecedented war,
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fighting in an unprecedented kind of war, an urban war.
I'm gonna have John Spencer on the podcast this week.
I implore you to listen to that podcast. He studies
urban warfare. But when I think about the people, and
I think about the almost one hundred thousand displaced people
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in Israel, one hundred thousand people from the north of Israel,
thousands and thousands of people from the south of Israel.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
The south of Israel is.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Of course where the animals attacked on October seventh in
the kibbutzs. The north is where Hesbelah has been shooting
rockets and missiles since October eighth. What the fuck does
Hesbela have to do with it? You broke into Israel,
you murdered people in broad daylight, You murdered people, the
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most vulnerable people on a holiday Saturday morning. You kidnapped,
you raped, you pillaged, you burned people alive, you burned
homes down to the ground. And then on October eighth,
Hesbelah from Lebanon, nothing to do with Gaza, not anything
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to do with Gaza, starts sending rockets and missiles in
while Israel's still trying to figure out what the fuck
happened on the seventh. And it's been happening three hundred
and eighteen days, every single day like cockwork. Hesbel has
been doing this shit, and Hamas just turned down, walked
(35:52):
away from the most recent hostage deal slash cease fire deal.
And I hate to say this, but I don't think
they ever intended to return all the hostages. I don't
think they ever intended to have a actual ceasefire. I
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think they want this. I think they want to activate Iran.
I think they want a fucking war. I think that
they want to, one way or another, try to obliterate
Israel by any means necessary. And it's not gonna fucking happen.
And it torments me, and I'm I'm not ISRAELI I
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can't imagine the torment the anxiety that the people of
Israel have right now every night, not knowing if they're
going to be attacked by Iran, not knowing if they're
going to be attacked on seven fronts. But I'm very
certain that one way or another, Israel is going to win.
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Israel is going to be okay. The Jewish State of
Israel's not going anywhere. The Jews are not going anywhere,
Israel is not going anywhere. Zionis are not going anywhere.
And these animals, these fucking animals, all they want, all
they think about, all they dream about, all they discuss
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is the destruction of Israel.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's it, that's all they jerk off.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
They fucking masturbate to the idea of the destruction of Israel,
the sick fucks, and it ain't gonna fucking happen. I'm
so concerned that these motherfuckers will not agree to any
cease fire, any hostage deal.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
They don't want it.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
They're psychotic gorillas. And I don't mean the good kind
of gorillas. I mean like fucking gorillas with thick three
inch three in ach half inch skulls, concrete, dumb, demented,
fucking corroded gorillas.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Dumb Dumbs.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I saw the guy on CNN what's his name, Jim
Scoto talking to the now head of Hamas, and the
guys like, oh, the gorilla is like thinks that the
world is on board with what he's saying. And like
when you see like the demented coroda gorilla speak to
a normal person, you see that this is the leadership
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of Hamas. How the fuck are we gonna get into
a hostage deal a cease fire deal when the leader
of a mass is a corroded gorilla with a three
and a half inch concrete skull.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Dumb, dumb, dumb focks, all of them.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
They don't see five inches in front of them, let
alone five days in front of them, let alone five
years in front of them.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
They're dumb.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And it was International Humanitarian Day and the UN's like, oh,
this is this has happened on International Humanitarian Day. The
this many citizens of Gaza have have had this happen,
and this, many citizens of Hamas have had this happen,
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and this, many Palestinians have had this happen, and any
innocent citizens who are victims of war. It's sad. But
the International Committee, the ic RC, the ic RC, the
International Committee of the Red Cross. They sit up there, Oh, well,
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today's in humanitarian day and we're get the fuck out
of here. Red Cross is a shithole sham. Save the
Children unisefs A is a shithole sham. They have not touched,
they have not seen. They have not laid eyes on
one of the hostages in three hundred and eighteen days.
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They have not touched, they have not seen, they have
not treated, they have not laid eyes on one of
the hostages in three hundred and eighteen days.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
What the fuck are you there for. I've seen this,
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
That's what the ICRC was talking about on an International
Humanitarian Day. I've seen this, I've seen that. But you
haven't seen one hostage. Get the fuck out of here,
you useless fucks you You're useless anyway, Say a thought,
say a prayer, send a tweet, send a text that
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these hostages can continue to fight and live another day
and know that people are thinking about them. Send love, vibrations, meditate,
whatever you do. Shoot a basket, make a swish, shoot
a three pointer, hit a putt, and think about the hostages,
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Think about their families, and think about the victims and survivors.
I'm done. I Am rap Port Stereo podcast I'm Out.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the I
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Speaker 2 (41:59):
I'm Out.
You'll Mike Wrap, fake Poole is saying this that and
the third about New York, say something about Ohio. I
have nothing against Ohio. I got something against fake Poole.
Fake boxers wanna be boxers cosplaying as a boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Look, Oh, he works really hard, so does the guy
at LA Fitness.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, he works really hard, so does Joe Schmoe at
a CrossFit class to get their body into You're not
a real boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You fought one person who's.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
An actual real boxer and he's not a top ranked anything.
And you lost to Tommy Guns Tommy Fury. And you
got the audacity to say anything about New York, Nueve YORKA.
You fuck you, you fake boxer.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You wanna be Marvin Hagler. Boom have no.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Fear of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast this year, Bigbie Boom,
have no fear the I Am rapp Reports stereo podcast
this year. On Today's Banging I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Robert de Niro is eighty one years young. Robert de
Niro is eighty one years young. I am breaking down
my five favorite, my five favorite Robert de Niro supporting
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roles of all time. Plus Fake Paul, Fake Paul and
Mike Tyson are fighting, and Fake Paul goes full unhinged when.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
He gets booed in New York.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What did you think was gonna happen in New York?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fake Pole, You're not a real fighter.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Plus it's day three hundred and eighteen since the hostages
have been in captivity. Talking about that and more on
a brand new, banging, high flying, hard hitting, museum quality
Iron Rapports Stereo podcast starting right now. Miles join ak
the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy
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a chump, real loud, but most supportingly, start this brand new, banging,
high flying Iron Rapports Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Off with something real funky.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Ley, let's go Boom, I'll do that puppy again.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Boom.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Have no fear of the Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast
is here? Hi, could he have no fear? D I
am Rapaport stere podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
My name is Michael Rapperport aka the Inflamed Ashka nazi
ak A the Disruptive Warrior ak A the Gringo Man Dingo.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
AK, the Salt of Sniff ak, the Raging Bullshitter.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I love that nickname. I don't know who came up
with the Raging Bullshitter. I don't know if it was
me one of the fans. Was it mister New York?
Was it my wife? But I love it. I love
it so much, especially when it's Bob de Niro's birthday week.
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Bobby d eighty one years old. Robert de Niro is
turning eighty one years old this week. Anyway, have no
fear of the iron wrapper for stereo podcast is here.
Have the I Am rapaport. Stereo podcast is in the
place to be. We are three weekends away from the
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start of the NFL season.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Dun Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun. I cannot wait. Dun dun, dun,
dun Dun. I'm pumped.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I know everybody else is fantasy football, NFL football, flag football,
and uh. Anyway, I hope everybody's feeling good, Hope everybody's
feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling really sane.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
As we come to the end the end of the summer,
a couple of weeks left.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's not the end.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's a few There's three weeks left in summer at
ain't dan That's oh, it's a long time. And then,
of course I am going on tour. I will be
starting my tour in September. I'll be performing in Buffalo, Buffalo,
New York the thirteenth and fourteenth at the Helium Comedy Club,
and then I will be in San Francisco at Comps
Comedy the twentieth and twenty first, and then of course
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I'm performing.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All over the place.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All tickets, all information for all of my shows live
shows are available at Michael roppaport Coomedy dot com. I'll
see you in Buffalo the thirteenth and fourteenth of September.
I'll see you at Cobbs Comedy September twentieth, September twenty first.
Love both of those cities. Love Buffalo, Love Sam Fran.
(05:27):
Every city's got some charm, especially Buffalo when it's not
brick cold.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm looking forward to performing in Buffalo. I'm looking forward
to seeing the friends that I've made in Buffalo, looking
forward to the Bill's Mafia, I'm looking forward to Jumbo
Josh Allen got his hair grown out.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I think he's got like a.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Actress or pop singer girlfriend. I can't wait for NFL.
I can't wait to be performing in Buffalo. And as
I said at the beginning of the episode, Robert de Niro,
the Great Robert de Niro, the Great Robert de Niro
turned eighty one years old the other day, eighty one
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year's young Robert de Niro. Of course, we are celebrating
our ten year anniversary. One of the things that put
us on the map was the Robert de Niro line
of the Week, the I am rap Port Stereo podcast
award winning segment. It's an award winning segment. The Robert
de Niro line of the week. And uh, I mean
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we had the award winning Raging Bull episode, which was
a great episode. If you haven't listened to the award
winning Raging Bull episode, we had I interviewed Martin Scorsese,
the late great Jake Lamada, who, of course Raging Bull
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was inspired by. Wasn't a literal depiction of his life,
but it was inspired by heavily by his book and
of course his life. We had on Max Kellerman, we
had on John Toturo, we had on Nick to Turrow,
we had.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Man. Who else did we have?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We had Max Kellerman? Did I say Max Kellerman? We
had Martin Scorre said, what more do I need to
tell you? We had Martin Scorsese talking about Raging Bowl.
We'll put it in the show notes. One of my
favorite movies of all time and certainly one of my
favorite Robert de Niro.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Performances of all time. Game changing.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Film across the board, cinematically, editing wise, the acting. Everything
about that movie is like it's like the Dunk. It's
like before Raging Bull, and after Raging Bull, Robert de
Niro took method acting to a new level. He actually
gained the weight. He actually became Jake Lamada fighting middleweight
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champion version and then the overweight, out of shape.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Beaten down version. What a movie. What an actor?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Robert de Niro is a fucking monumental artist beyond an actors,
like a painter or a sculptor, like an architect. So
happy eighty first birthday to Robert de Niro. And since
it's Robert de Niro's eighty first birthday, I'm not gonna
do my top five Robert de Niro films of all
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time I'm sure I've done that. I'm gonna do my
top five Robert de Niro supporting parts of all Time.
You can probably do a top ten Robert de Niro
supporting parts of all Time. I'm gonna start with, in
no particular order, Mean Streets. Robert de Niro did not
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star in Mean Streets. He co starred in Mean Streets.
He brought the bing without Robert De Niro bringing that
botto bing that ah that he brought that shit to
the screen in Mean Streets. Robert de Niro in Mean
Streets is so electrifying, so unique, so charismatic, so explosive. Literally,
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you're like, that's a fucking movie star.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Who is that? What is he doing? How is he
doing it?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And this is at a time when acting still wasn't
in the ultra realistic style that it is now. Listen
you you could watch Mean Streets over and over and
over and watch some of the other actors while they're
on camera with Robert De Niro or off camera during
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a scene with Robert de Niro, and I swear sometimes
they're looking at him like what is this guy doing?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What is he doing? Because he's going at a different speed.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It would literally be like taking Alan Iverson and putting
him in the NBA in nineteen sixty nine. That's what
it was like. He was going at a different a
different speed. Robert de Niro in Mean Streets, that's number
one of my Robert de Niro supporting roles of all time.
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Number two, I go with Jackie Brown. Understated, barely said
anything the whole movie, barely moved the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Jackie Brown is such a good movie. Samuel Jackson. It's
my favorite Samuel Jackson movie. I think that across the board.
Jackie Brown is my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie. But that
changes ebbs and flows. But Bobby d Robert de Niro
in Jackie Brown is just funny. He's doing bond rips,
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He's having sex on camera, which was just so weird
to see Robert de Niro like have sex with Bridget
Fonda quickly. He's funny, he's scary, he barely speaks, and
he's totally captivating in a great, great, great, understated, underrated performance.
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I will go with my third favorite Robert de Niro
supporting role, Silver Linings Playbook, one of my favorite films.
I love that film. Jennifer Lawrence. Bradley Cooper, the director's
name is skipping my brain right now, but it's awesome.
I love that film. It's so heartfelt. It's a weird,
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quirky romantic comedy Silver Linings Playbook, and Robert de Niro
plays Bradley Cooper's father, and he's so.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Vulnerable, and he's so.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Sensitive and so confused and so earnest.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
In that role.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And I think it's the first time he showed that
kind of older man vulnerability in a film. He's done
it since. But Robert de Niro in Silver Linings Playbook,
I think he won the Oscar or got nominated for that.
Love that movie. I watched that movie at least once
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a year. The cinematography in that film, all the acting
across the board, is just excellent. I love Silver Linings Playbook,
and of course it shows the kookiness of the Philadelphia
Eagle fan base. Silver Linings Playbook my top four Robert
de Niro supporting roles of all time. Deer Hunter. I
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gotta go with the Deer Hunter. He didn't start in
that film either. That was definitely an ensemble cast, a
lot of shared screen time. I mean, maybe they say
he started I think that's across the board, ensemble cast.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It definitely wasn't just Robert de Niro, of course, Meryl.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Streep, John Savage, the incredible Christopher Walking, What a movie,
John Casal, and Robert de Niro is again understated, totally unique, fierce, scary,
just everything everything.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
He's everything in that film.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And of course the scene where they're playing Russian Roulette,
he just brings a tenacity to that scene and a
reality to that scene. And it's just so good across
the board of Robert de Niro in The Deer Hunter,
another film that is not easy to watch. This is
not a fun, easy film to watch, but captivating across
the board, game changing across the board. Film and so
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many good actors, and they were so young, man Christopher,
they were all so young and just unique looking, and
Robert de Niro was at full blown method all in
just taking everything to the next level. And my fifth,
my top five Robert de Niro supporting roles of all time.
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This is tough Untouchables. He's sicken al Capone, He's so
good in that, with Kevin Costner, a young Andy Garcia,
of course, Sean Connery. Untouchables. I gotta go with the
Bronx teil, a Bronx tail. Robert De Niro directed it
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Chas Palmonary Lelo Broncando. Robert de Niro plays the father
of the Chas Palmonary play. It was based on a play,
a one man play, a one act play, a one
man play, A Bronx Tail by Chas Parmonary and Robert
De Niro's again awesome in that old school Italian bus
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driving father from the Boogie Down Bronx and iconic film
with iconic lines, iconic scenes, so many quotable lines and
scenes in that film.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So I have to go with a Bronx tail over untouchables.
But you could go on and on.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So happy eighty first birthday to the great, great inspiring,
awe inspiring Bobby d eighty one year's young.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Podcast Boom.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Anyway, I'm rapp for stereo podcast is back and banging.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
What else is happening?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I watched this Lacy Peterson murder doc and chill Lacy Peterson.
Of course that case if you don't remember, Lacy Peterson was.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Disappeared. I think this was ninety four.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And the case was one of those cases that just
took off. It was everywhere. And this is when you
know the Internet wasn't the Internet, and you know crime
channels and People magazine and you know, just it was
just like a scandalous case. Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson, inevitably,
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Scott Peterson, that sick fuck.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He was convicted of killing his.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wife, his pregnant wife, and it was just tabloid heaven
for the tabloids and crime news and it was all
over the place. And there's a three part documentary on Netflix.
They never get old like this case. I believe there's
other documentaries. I know it's been on Dateline. I know
it's been documented a lot, but there's something about Murder Docks,
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Murder Docks, Murder podcast, Crime Solved, Crimes Unsolved them. This
case has been solved. You did it, Scott Peterson, You fuck.
And it's twenty one years later, I believe it was
nineteen ninety for thirty years later, and this fucking guy,
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Scott Peterson, still hasn't admitted to killing his young wife,
Lacy Peterson, who was pregnant. And this happened in northern
California and she disappeared and people were like sympathizing with him,
sympathizing with him, and then it came out that he
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had a mistress, and then you know, he confessed to
having a mistress, but even though he had a mistress,
he was saying, that doesn't mean I'm a killer and
bump up, pop up. But you did it, man, and
he still hasn't admitted it. And the crazy thing is
about these psychopath these lunatics, is that you can do
something like this. The whole world knows you did it.
(18:19):
The evidence is pointing and proving that you did it.
They found the body, and you still don't admit it.
You're not getting out of jail. You sick funck. Scott Peterson,
you killed your wife and his sister and the family
are still trying to fight on his path.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Who did it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Scott Peterson's sister? If Scott Peterson didn't do it, who
done did it?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's great on Netflix three part Lacy Peterson. I think
it's called American Murder and I watched that, and you know,
we watch all these murder call it murder, doc and chill.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Here at the Iron wrapp Port Stereo Pockets, we had
t shirts that sold. It was a Netflix logo and
it said murder doc and chill. Do you do you
want us to put out T shirt? We had great merchandise.
Maybe it was before merchandise was a thing. The Murder
Doc and Chill T shirt was awesome. It was the
Netflix logo, but it said murder.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Doc and chill.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
And we sold a few and I'm like, fantastic buttersoft
T shirt, just like I'm wearing of course red Netflix.
Maybe it was the red Maybe we should do it
in black with red something. Who would want a Murder
Doc and Chill T shirt? Well, put them back out.
Don't try to steal the idea. We came up with
the logo and we came up with the merch You
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try to steal the idea, fucking sue you. Anyway, I
recommend that if you're in the murder docks and then,
you know, my wife was like, why do you love
these murder docks?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And I was like, I don't know. We're like I'm
playing around with her.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
She's like, you really seem to be uh in to these,
you know, disappearing husband's, disappearing girlfriends, disappearing spouse docs.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And I'm like, I know, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Of course, my wife and I we have our Rapaport's
reality podcast, Rapaports Reality Podcast, where we discuss all things, well,
a lot of things about our relationship, all things reality TV,
and all things popular culture. And it drops every single
Wednesday like clockwork.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
And of course this is.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
A big week, big big week for rap Aports Reality,
the Rappaport's Reality podcast, because the reunion of a fantastic
star making season of Love Island will be discussed all
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the way down to the bone. We're breaking it down
to the bone our Rapaport's Reality I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Can't wait to break that down. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
If you want a reality show, I think it's a
season six or five. We don't fact check at the
Iron wrap Port Stereo podcaston.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But if you want a fun.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Reality TV show that had my wife in tears, it
had me tear adjacent. I wasn't crying watching Love Island
the finale, but I was almost crying watching the finale
of Love Island. My wife was crying. I was crying adjacent.
That's how good it is. And you're like, what are
you talking about, Mike rap It's fake, it's set up.
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You watch it. I'm a sucker for romance Love Island.
The finale this season was awesome. Great cast shout out
to Cordell Beckham, sounds familiar. Odell Beckham's younger brother who
looks just like Odell Beckham is great. He found love
(22:02):
this season of Love Island. And then Odell Beckham makes
a cameo appearance late in the season because Cordell Beckham
is like blowing up because he's so likable, so fun,
so genuine, so entertaining. It's a great I know you're like,
what are you listen? I'll just discuss it all on
Rapper Ports Valley. But I'm gonna say this. If you're
(22:22):
looking for some great, entertaining, heartfelt, romantic TV, watch Love Island.
The new season of Love Island, hosted by Ariana Maddox
of course from vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
This is like reality TV like Heaven. This season.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You got Arianna for vander Pump Rules hosting a great
season of Love Island. I'll say no more. I'll say
no more, but if you watch it, think me later.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Back to.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Lacy Peterson and the Scott Peterson documentary. After we watch
that the other night, said to my wife, I said, Yo,
can we watch Gone Girl.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
She goes, we saw that in the movie theater. I go,
I know, but I just want to rewatch it. She goes,
what's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Versus Lacy Peterson? You're watching that? Like, uh, now you
want to watch Gone Girl again? What's up? But I
rewatched Gone Girl starring Ben Affleck, and it's directed by
David Fincher, And it's also starring Rosamund Pike who plays
(23:33):
his wife Amy, And uh, what a movie. Good movie,
David Fincher. What's his name is in it? Doogiy Hauser?
My man.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Pat?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh shit, what's Doogie Houser's name? My guy from How
I Met Your Mother? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
God, God, I can't remember his name. Anyway, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And Ben Affleck plays the sort of affle you know husband,
and he's married to a lunatic.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, And they're like, well, did he make her crazy
or did she go crazy?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
The marriage might have been dysfunctional, and it takes two
to tango in a dysfunctional relationship, but the wife is
the one that took things.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To the next level.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
She did the disappearing act, she faked her own death,
she killed Doogie.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Howser, she slid his fucking throat. I know you're like
a spoiler alert.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Listen, the movie came out in twenty fourteen, it's ten
years old. That ain't a spoil alert. But Gon Girl
is a great rewatch. Ben Affleck is awesome in it.
The woman who plays Amy Rosamund Pike is awesome in it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
She's a psychopath. What a nut job, what a kook.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's fun, it's entertaining, and even though I knew how
it ended, I was still like watching it and my
man Doogie Howser Patrick, what's Doogie Howser's name? He's such
a good actor. Neil Patrick, car Neil Patrick Thomas, Neil
Patrick Harris, Neil Patt, Dookie Howser, How I met your mother?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
He's dope. I know him. He's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He's a great actor. It's been around for years. It's
a lifer anyway. He's great in it. The woman who
plays the cop, I can't remember her name in it.
David Fincher, of course, directed so many different things, directed
seven and it's just really good. And it was a
great rewatch because it was based on a book, but
it definitely had Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It had to have. It couldn't just be coincidental. I
don't know the timeline of it all.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But if you want a nice doubleheader of a murder
doc and chill and then a great murder film, that's
a great doubleheader. So that was a long story that
could have been shorter. But it's listen sa I'm rapp
Po stereo podcast. I do what I do and I've
been doing it for ten years, ten years.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
What else is going on? They had the press conference.
The fake Paul Mike Tyson fight is back on November fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I think it's in Texas. Is it in Texas?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I think it's in Texas.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Uh. Jake Paul, who's twenty six, is fighting Mike Tyson,
who's sixty one, and the fight was called off because
Mike Tyson had some sort of health issue because he's
sixty one, Jake Paul, that's what happened. It wasn't like
he injured his knee or injured his shoulder. He had
a health issue. I think it was like a stomach issue.
(27:12):
That's what happens when you fight senior citizens.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You know that.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You know retirement. You're fighting a guy who could be
in retirement. Literally like in retirement, sixty one year old guy.
You're fighting Jake Paul. Excuse me, Fake Paul. Hopefully Mike
Tyson will be healthy enough to beat the shit out
of Fake Paul. November fifteenth. But they had a press
(27:41):
conference the other day in New York, Nueve, York. They
called me mister New York, and Fake Paul was there
and the crowd was booing him. Do you expect a
warm welcome in the greatest city on earth? Fake Paul did? Did?
Do you expect people to welcome you with open arms?
You're Jake fucking Paul. You're gonna be booed. There's never
(28:07):
gonna be respect. You're never gonna get any respect as
a boxer until you burn it. You fuck until you
fucking earn it. And if Mike Tyson is healthy, he's
gonna kick the shit out of you. He's gonna kick
the shit out of you. You're wasting people's time, wasting
(28:29):
people's money. You can artists, you wringling brothers Barnum and
bring out the elephants that do tricks, bring out the
juggling monkeys, bring out the lions that stand that this
is what you do. It's carnival shit and hopefully Mike
(28:52):
Tyson doesn't have any alternative issues.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I don't know what he had.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
He had his stomach problem, and he knocks the shit
out of you, and this room, who's this con that
you've been pulling for a few years now will be done.
You've never fought an actual fighter except for Tommy Fury,
and you lost to Tommy Fury, Tyson Fury's brother. He
beats you fair and square. And at the press conference,
(29:20):
you're up there talking shit about New York and some
people be like, yo, mic Rep Jake Paul's talking about
New York.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Your Mike Rep.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Fake Pole is saying this that and the third about
New York. Say something about Ohio. I have nothing against Ohio.
I got something against fake Pole. Fake boxers wanna be
boxers cosplaying as a boxer.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Like, oh, he works really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
So does the guy at Ellie Fitness, Well, he works
really hard, so does Joe Schmoe at a CrossFit class
to get their body. And you're not a real boxer.
You fought one person who's an actual real boxer and
he's not a top ranked anything, and you lost to
(30:09):
Tommy Guns Tommy Fury and you got the audacity to
say anything about New York Nueve yorka. You fuck you,
you fake boxer. You wanna be Marvin Hagler. You couldn't
scrub Marvin Hagler's beautiful bald head. Jake Paul, you couldn't
(30:36):
scrub Ernie Shaver's beautiful bald head. You ain't Roberto Duran.
You ain't Roberto Duran. You ain't Manny Pakia. You ain't
the Great Great Jake Lamana. You ain't Joe Lewis. You
ain't Jersey Joe won'tcutt Aaron Pryor Hector, Macho Camacho Ray
Boom boom man. Seem me. You're not Rocky bau Boeham.
(31:02):
You're not Apollo Creed, You're not Club with Lane. You're
not Tommy Gunns from Rocky five. Of course, Mickey Rocky trainer,
he'd spit on you, Duke. You think Apollo Creed's trainer
(31:25):
would train you. Jake Paul, he tell you to get
the fuck out of the gym. You're not a real fighter.
You're not a real fighter. And if Mike Tyson doesn't
have any you know, arthritic issues or something that you
know a lot of sixty one year old people have
He's gonna kick your fucking ass and I am gonna
be laughing. Oh, I'm gonna be You're talking about New York.
(31:51):
Fake Paul, get the fuck out of here. Expect to
be booed. Don't expect the unexpected. Expect to be booed
all the time. Every time you do anything that has
anything to do with actual boxing, expect to be booed.
(32:13):
Fake Paul, You fuck you ha?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Day three hundred and nineteen, three hundred and nineteen days,
since October seventh, three hundred and nineteen days that these
barbarian animal dummies, psychopath maniacal, raping, killing, murderous, miserable motherfuckers
(32:40):
have held now one hundred and fifteen hostages. They have
one hundred and fifteen hostages who have been in there
three hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
And eighteen days. And it is man, I can't even.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
The torment and the tear era and the demoralization that
those that are alive still feel. And I pray and
think about them and hope for what now seems like
(33:18):
a miracle to happen. And I think about the families,
and I think about.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
The the friends, and the hostages that were released, the
hostages that were rescued, the survivors of October seventh from
the Nova Music Festival, the people that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Saw so much gruesome violence on October seventh that somehow
Someway weren't kidnapped, The IDF soldiers who have been fighting
in chaotic, chaotic situations, chaotic circumstances. This is an unprecedented war,
(34:02):
fighting in an unprecedented kind of war, an urban war.
I'm gonna have John Spencer on the podcast this week.
I implore you to listen to that podcast. He studies
urban warfare. But when I think about the people, and
I think about the almost one hundred thousand displaced people
(34:27):
in Israel, one hundred thousand people from the north of Israel,
thousands and thousands of people from the south of Israel.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
The south of Israel is.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Of course where the animals attacked on October seventh in
the kibbutzs. The north is where Hesbelah has been shooting
rockets and missiles since October eighth. What the fuck does
Hesbela have to do with it? You broke into Israel,
you murdered people in broad daylight, You murdered people, the
(34:59):
most vulnerable people on a holiday Saturday morning. You kidnapped,
you raped, you pillaged, you burned people alive, you burned
homes down to the ground. And then on October eighth,
Hesbelah from Lebanon, nothing to do with Gaza, not anything
(35:22):
to do with Gaza, starts sending rockets and missiles in
while Israel's still trying to figure out what the fuck
happened on the seventh. And it's been happening three hundred
and eighteen days, every single day like cockwork. Hesbel has
been doing this shit, and Hamas just turned down, walked
(35:52):
away from the most recent hostage deal slash cease fire deal.
And I hate to say this, but I don't think
they ever intended to return all the hostages. I don't
think they ever intended to have a actual ceasefire. I
(36:14):
think they want this. I think they want to activate Iran.
I think they want a fucking war. I think that
they want to, one way or another, try to obliterate
Israel by any means necessary. And it's not gonna fucking happen.
And it torments me, and I'm I'm not ISRAELI I
(36:38):
can't imagine the torment the anxiety that the people of
Israel have right now every night, not knowing if they're
going to be attacked by Iran, not knowing if they're
going to be attacked on seven fronts. But I'm very
certain that one way or another, Israel is going to win.
(37:02):
Israel is going to be okay. The Jewish State of
Israel's not going anywhere. The Jews are not going anywhere,
Israel is not going anywhere. Zionis are not going anywhere.
And these animals, these fucking animals, all they want, all
they think about, all they dream about, all they discuss
(37:26):
is the destruction of Israel.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's it, that's all they jerk off.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
They fucking masturbate to the idea of the destruction of Israel,
the sick fucks, and it ain't gonna fucking happen. I'm
so concerned that these motherfuckers will not agree to any
cease fire, any hostage deal.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
They don't want it.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
They're psychotic gorillas. And I don't mean the good kind
of gorillas. I mean like fucking gorillas with thick three
inch three in ach half inch skulls, concrete, dumb, demented,
fucking corroded gorillas.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Dumb Dumbs.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I saw the guy on CNN what's his name, Jim
Scoto talking to the now head of Hamas, and the
guys like, oh, the gorilla is like thinks that the
world is on board with what he's saying. And like
when you see like the demented coroda gorilla speak to
a normal person, you see that this is the leadership
(38:48):
of Hamas. How the fuck are we gonna get into
a hostage deal a cease fire deal when the leader
of a mass is a corroded gorilla with a three
and a half inch concrete skull.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Dumb, dumb, dumb focks, all of them.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
They don't see five inches in front of them, let
alone five days in front of them, let alone five
years in front of them.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
They're dumb.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And it was International Humanitarian Day and the UN's like, oh,
this is this has happened on International Humanitarian Day. The
this many citizens of Gaza have have had this happen,
and this, many citizens of Hamas have had this happen,
(39:42):
and this, many Palestinians have had this happen, and any
innocent citizens who are victims of war. It's sad. But
the International Committee, the ic RC, the ic RC, the
International Committee of the Red Cross. They sit up there, Oh, well,
(40:05):
today's in humanitarian day and we're get the fuck out
of here. Red Cross is a shithole sham. Save the
Children unisefs A is a shithole sham. They have not touched,
they have not seen. They have not laid eyes on
one of the hostages in three hundred and eighteen days.
(40:28):
They have not touched, they have not seen, they have
not treated, they have not laid eyes on one of
the hostages in three hundred and eighteen days.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
What the fuck are you there for. I've seen this,
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
That's what the ICRC was talking about on an International
Humanitarian Day. I've seen this, I've seen that. But you
haven't seen one hostage. Get the fuck out of here,
you useless fucks you You're useless anyway, Say a thought,
say a prayer, send a tweet, send a text that
(41:09):
these hostages can continue to fight and live another day
and know that people are thinking about them. Send love, vibrations, meditate,
whatever you do. Shoot a basket, make a swish, shoot
a three pointer, hit a putt, and think about the hostages,
(41:32):
Think about their families, and think about the victims and survivors.
I'm done. I Am rap Port Stereo podcast I'm Out.
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Take me out here with something real nice, take me
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out of here with something real life, but most importantly,
take me out of here with something real fun. See
I Am rap Port Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I'm Out.
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