Midlife Makeover

This week on It's Happening: Joey shares everything he's been doing lately to look like a new man! A little filler here, a little new facial hair there, he is transforming before our very eyes! Snooki and Joey chat about cosmetic surgery and choosing to do what makes you feel good as you age. Plus, Joey has a new luxury fashion hack he cannot wait to share! Plus, Snooki has been on the hunt for trendy toys for her daughter, traveling here and there to find them.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, guys, it is Joe.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm wearing shades as well. Shady ladies, what did.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You do with Joey?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I have I have to I remember my sunglasses today,
I'm gonna take them off. I did have a little
nip tuck this week.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's so snatched.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well that's the that's a part of tutailer. Look at
my look. Chutella did his big one. Look at my cheekbones?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Who is she?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Can you imagine? Everyone said, how do I look so young?
It's it's true, it's a true tell effect. He gave
me real, he gave me new cheeks, facial.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We welcome to the show, bitches, sorry for you can
you can see Joey if you watch our videos on Saturday.
But what's the inspo here? I mean, you're looking phenomenal.
Everyone's saying, how good you look? You look like you
you're like twenty years younger, Like, what's the inspiration? What
are you doing? Share the tea.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm going through a midlife crisis, and you know what
I figured, right, you can either lay down and just
rot and die and look like you're ninety, or you
can fight that beat the system. You can take back
the power. So I decided to take back the power
via via truet teller, and he got me a new hair,
hair transplant. I have botox, restall and fillers. I did

(01:32):
a facial laser refacially mhmm. I tried to get lip injections.
He refused. He said no, He goes, you already have
your lips look big enough. He goes, you're gonna look.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Like, Yeah, you don't want to go too crazy with
the lips. Your lips are fine.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did he talk? You had to stop you on your
lips because he's very stern about his ideas. He won't
he won't do something on you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just I so. I didn't like the pain of
the lips and I didn't like how it was making
my lips look like puffy, like it didn't look natural
to me because I have such like a small upper
lip that when I did get them, and I didn't
go to Tutela ever for my lips, I went somewhere else,
I just felt like they looked they looked like they
didn't look good at me. A lot of people can
get lip fillers and they look natural and beautiful. Me

(02:10):
I started to feel crazy. So, yeah, I haven't done
lip fillers in like ten years, I.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Feel, and then I'm also on a health kick. I
think partially can be honest here, no listens to this
podcast in my family. I just felt like I wasn't
the best version of myself. And I felt like, you know,
like no one said anything to me, but I can
just tell, like, you know, I wanted to be like
more athletic and not athletic, but like you know, more.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Active, healthier. Yeah, just feel better about yourself, to be
confident at least.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Twenty years younger. I mean, he's he's athletic and young
and and a whip or snapper, and I'm just like
I just felt like in a self conscious that I'm
like like just like an old fat man. So I
want to like, you know, look good for my man
and feel good for myself. So phenomenal weight watchers, you
gotta start weight watches with me, even if you don't
want to lose weight. It's just it's so easy to
eat healthy and I've been doing the weight walk, but I.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Feel like it's so much work. Like I just food.
I feel like you have to like waste off and
like put it in, and I don't know, I feel
like I'm not that like serious about it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I guess it's easy for me. I have a little
app on my phone and I just type everything in.
But you do you? You look almost well?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, so we have wait, so you have no beard?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have I ever seen you without a beard? I feel
like I've never seen you during COVID.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I shaved my face because I was like, I was,
I'm going to be in the house and I just
want to feel like what it felt like without it.
I sent you a picture. I'll send it to you again.
It's a jump scare.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I looked chin.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, it was just I was like I was a
hefty bitch. But yeah, I took that off because I's.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Just like skin. It's just hangy skin.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, we we're talking about I do bubble chin now, okay?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh your chin looks fine though.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's because I just contourted. When you were trying to
fix your microphone. I put a contour on.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I want to well, your face is now, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to get my I do have a double
chint a little bit, see, and I asked you tell
her about it. He goes, But you should have to
do is a facelift, A lower facelift like Kim kurt Oh,
Jesus Christ So Kardashian's mom, what's your name, Kim Kylie Kardashian,
what's your name? Chris Chris? She had the face that
he goes, you can do that, he goes, He goes,
but he goes, I would, honest, it's a major surgery.
He goes, like, literally, you have to take your ears off,

(04:21):
and like so literally yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And they cut, they cut like your side of the
face and then pull you back. They do all the
things and then pull you back.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
And he offered to do it, and he goes, I'll
do you. He goes, I think you should waited that now.
I don't need it now. It's just like you just
lose my intant contour because I'm not not doing that
more than once. And it's you know, it's a very
intense surgery. So I'm not going to wait until it's
like much more dire than my skin. I feel like.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
People do that when they're like in their late fifties,
like sixties, Like for some reason, it's on my for
you page where you know, sixty five year old women
like they want to feel young again, and you know
they have the wrinkles everywhere, and the loose skin and here,
and they get it done and they look freaking thirty
nine years old.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's incredible, it's scary, it's it's almost it isn't a
little frightening when you see these women like Christy Brinkley,
I mean, she's like one of the most famous supermodels
in the world. She was before supermodels. And you see her,
she's seventy almost seventy five years old or eighty years
old or something, and she looks like a fucking Alex Earl.
She looks like the insane.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Now, now that's like the new thing. Like when we're seventy,
we're gonna have to keep up with this trend, right,
and then when you die, I'm gonna look like two hundred.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
And then every time someone dies, even though they were eighty,
they looked twenty, and it's like, oh my god, how tragic.
It's like, no bit she's she was before dinosaurs. It's like,
it's gonna fuck with our brain and our psyche that
like people are dying that look like they're twenty, but
they're like, yeah, ninety.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, there's like two sides to it, Like a lot
of people are saying, why can't we just age gracefully? Yeah,
and just like embrace our aging. But like also like
you do want to feel good about yourself and getting
older is scary, you know, so you don't want you
don't want that to like ruin your mood and like
how you live life. So it's important to some people.
So I don't knock it. I don't knock it, but

(06:08):
but I also don't knock people that don't get it.
In our agent grace Philly, like I like, I enjoy
both sides.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
But yeah, you got to keep up with the jones
That's the thing. It's like you don't want to, like,
you know, say you didn't need it and you never
thought you were vein, but then all of a sudden,
all your best friends from high school and all your
your circle of girlfriends are looking like fucking snatched, and
you don't want to be the only fucking Raisin of
California raisin sitting there like an old bitches. So you
got to keep up with the Jones's. It's a vicious cycle, ladies,
and we got to keep up. So we got to

(06:34):
stay vigilant that there, make sure you're tucked, plucked and
ready to fuck because I feel like the younger men
are coming for us.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Wait, so tell me about the stash.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I like it because I could not commit to no
facial hair at all, because then I feel like I
have bodies. I'd have gender dye for you again, and
I try to transition. So that's why keeping I'll start
wearing wigs and and negligees. I can't. If I don't
have this, I'll I'll be full, I'll be misgendered.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't know if you were going you were you
were trying to look like what's his name from Euphoria?
Doesn't he always have I'm not gonna lie. I'm getting
those visions with your videos like you Park, you are.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Very clairvoyant, because I have a photo shoot tomorrow getting
out copying his outfit.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
See that's what I'm saying. Was he your inspiration? Was
there is that you were going for?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I mean yeah, I mean I would love to. I would.
I think every every man would kill look like Jacob Lordy.
But I'm you know, without this, I would look like
a late in life lesbian. So it is that, But
I do think it says something and it's also very unrend.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I love it too, well, Joey's definitely feeling himself because
he sent me an old photo a video of him
dancing with a shirt off, and I'm like, who is that?
Like you have no waste.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I know we're gonna get We're gonna get canceled. THEY'RENNA.
They're gonna be haters. They can't hand they can't handle
the glamour.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, we've been every single size, so we are. We're
very inclusive.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh yeah, we're size inclusive podcast program. No, I was
the I forget sometimes that I have the nanny cams
up all the time and I and then all of a.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Sudden yourself, I have alert on my phone.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And it's also terrifying. I peed in the a guest
bathroom last night, like you see me walking out like
in a like I was coming out of a cave.
I forget the cameras in here. So like the things
I say, do you think that Ferbo like can see
my ship like all the time, Like if Ferber wants
to tune in right now, can see so Like why
why are we not more? Like because you have the

(08:37):
you have cameras all over your whole house and the
security team watches it all you're not ever afraid like
that your titties are gonna be out and they're gonna
be like like coming out of the shower and they're
gonna see your titties.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, the government spies on us, anyways.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I don't think it's a government. I think it's like
the girl the girls and gays that work at Ferbo
at the dog cam that they're like in there, like
pressing buttons and like looking at us.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm sure I'm positive they're probably.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well that I saw about about that. How many times
it was like like binge eating in my and ladies underwear.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh yeah, or like having a mental breakdown and like
screaming in the.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Screaming yeah, or crying or screaming screaming the ceiling for
Mommy to spook me, or do it making love imagine
someone saw me making love on the couch sick, Oh
my god, free eating. I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
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(11:16):
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Speaker 1 (11:23):
We do you mean, like with chains you wouldn't let
him leave?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Pretty much with emotional chains and good food. We I
locked him in and we sat there from cover to
cover and watched every episode of Parasite or Paradise.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Parasite, Paradise. Thank God, So are you all caught up.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
No, that's why I have to ask you questions now. Okay,
so everyone locked in. We're gonna talk about shows right now.
We're talking about Paradise. To Colson telling me to watch
the show if you're new to the program, she went
trying to watch the show Paradise for months, and she's
the only show she's watching. I've watched thirty different shows
and she won't watch anything else besides this fucking Paradise show.
So I said, I can get off the pot.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
And they just got renewed for season three.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Soo okay. So what I liked about it? When I
first watched, I didn't understand what happened. The president got killed,
and then I was like, I thought, it's just a
president show. And I'm watching it for a few episodes,
and I, you know, I don't pay attention. Sometimes I
watch it and I'm like, I'm like on my phone
and going back and forth. The whole three Sea episodes
I watched, I had no idea that they were living
in a in a under the ground, in a hole,

(12:22):
like I thought this was real life. There's it's like,
how the fuck are they underground? There's a fucking there's
the sky, sun and trees. I said, they're not underground.
You're you're thinking of the wrong show. Then I finally
watched and I realized it. And then she starts telling
me about flat watch out. There's gonna be flashbacks, a
lot of flashbacks, so you got to pay attention. They
go upstairs, downstairs, is they're still an upstairs meaning it's
so it makes to the president of the show, is
the world ended? They and then the government US government said, well,

(12:45):
we're not all going down like this. We're gonna make
a bunker. We're gonna carve out the side of a
mountain to make a whole new world with a sky
and a world and everything, just like the old world Colorado.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
They basically live in the mountains in the side.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
The mountain, fake sky and a fake old things. But
what they got only it's a simulation. Only a certain
amount of people were allowed to come or I guess
whoever didn't die. So that I'm thinking, this reminds me
so much of a show. So this reminds me of
the Last of Us because it's like see them trying
to find out the new when they go upstairs. That
and then it's also reminding me of what is the

(13:22):
other show Silos? No, like The Last the Last Man
on Earth, which is a comedy version of the End
of the World. That and It's reminded me so many shows.
And I'm now I'm hooked. So I'm on episode I'm
an episodes two of season two.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Did you love their love story?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
The Xavier and the and the and the Psychologist?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, Annie and Link?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh the new love story? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
I saw them. I knew the second that she saw him.
I know she's gonna start hooking up with them.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Same.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So Charlene, Charlene Woodley works there. She's the new cast member,
and there's a new hot guy and they are Okay,
if you ever watch a show, I'm so sorry, but
I have to get these questions out. I can't explain
what's going on, Nicole. Why were those kids not talking?
Why are those kids when they found him after the
plane crash? Why were why can't they talk? Because they
never learned to talk because they were born without parents

(14:17):
and like they didn't learn their birds.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Why were they I think they're I think they're emotionally
disturbed because eventually, like two kids start talking and they're
just saying how when everything went to shit, they were
in school on a school bus and they never saw
their parents again. So I just think they're fucked out. Yeah,
so they never say goodbye to their parents or anything.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
And I got emotional when they were actually being like
they were like being like teenagers, like sitting on the
couch that I thought they were robbing him, but then
he's asking for water. They were actually helping him. And
then the little kid that say when the bomb was
gonna happen, he'd like let him scream at that time
so no one would find them in there.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Mm hmm. I mean just yeah, so they're used to,
like they're used to living outside and like knowing how
to survive because they're basically trying to survive from like
all these bad people trying to like kidnap them and
kill them.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I have goosebumps because and then when he found the
picture of the kids, now they know he's a dad,
and now they feel like that he's their dad almost
a little bit. And it doesn't happen, but that's how
I felt.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, but they end up stealing from him.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
So well, I'm at the part now where Shay Leno
Charlene Woodley, what's her name?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't know, but I love her and it's really sad.
Wait did you finish it? Because oh wait, oh okay.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wait a second. So I'm in the part where she
goes he's there, like, oh, I got to get to Chicago.
She goes, no, motherfucker, we're going to Colorado.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And oh, such a bad bitch.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And she's got the gun. And that's the end. And
now we then we weren't allowed to watch anymore because
he had to leave.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
So I think you have three more episodes.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's where it was three three more. Yeah, that's what
the other show. It reminds me of Severance because he's
he's looking for his dead white He thought his wife
was dead and now he's looking for the wife.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, there's a there's a lot of mystery, a lot
of drama. But now you have to start like keeping
up with it. Now there's like easter eggs. You have
to figure out what's going on, and like there's a
TikTok conspiracy of what's happening. So once you finished, once
you're caught up, you're gonna be like, what the hell
is going on?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Did you think the son killed the president. I thought
for a little bit, the son. No, you didn't think
so he hated his father?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, I know, but I didn't think he would kill
his dad. I thought it was Sinatra the whole time.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, and what about what what about? When
we found the iPad, I was like, oh my god,
her boyfriend gave it to him. That's why I saw
the boyfriend took it. Oh yeah, no, took it, gave
to the girlfriend to hide.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Once I saw the girlfriend, the Xavier's daughter had it,
I'm like, did she kill him? So I thought it
was her, but no, No. It's a good show, you guys.
If you don't know what we're talking about, you guys
have to start watching it. It's on Hulu. It's called Paradise.
Season two is airing right now. I think there's only
one episode left or two, but they just got renewed

(16:53):
for another season and they're gonna win all the awards.
It's just such a it's a phenomenal show.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah. And I noticed that like a lot of different
people are watching it. Like I went on my on
the web and like people like you are watching it.
And then I saw like people that are like, you know,
I wouldn't expect to be watching a show like that,
Like they're watching it like young people. People like everyone's
kind of like into it, and it takes me a
while to get into things.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Like I just I saw a lot of millennials watching it? Yeah,
is it a millennial show? You're a millennial millennial?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I wish I was. I'm a gen xer. Can I
show you something? My newest influentry scam? And this is
like the most expensive scam I've done. Yeah, it's a
not a real scam though. Read them and weep.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Wait, what size is your waist? Now?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I bought a size thirty four pants Zara the other day,
but they're like stretched, Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
My god, but it's not What is that? Is that
a slem bag? No?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
This is much more expensive than a slean bag. What
I'm holding up here, Ladies, if you can zoom in
now I have?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Why are you spending money?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I didn't? It's a new it's a new perk I got,
and I want to tell you about it. Nicole, you
have to do it. You're gonna. Okay, So this I'm
holding up right now. It's a nine thousand dollars bag
from Potago Vanetta. It is the large and fondant.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's nine people are dying, People are dying.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Eight thousand, nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Absolutely not never.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I know the botag large andiamo and fondant with gold hardware.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
So I'm done. It's made of cake.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
No, it's the color. It's a it's a chocolate brown.
I've been wanting this bag for my whole life since
I came out, Like, I've always wanted this bag, and
I can obviously never spend an eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Why is it so expensive thousand dollars in a bag?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I guess because they hand weave it, and it's's Italian
and it's like it's it's like the Burkeen of like
of its time. I mean it's I know, but I
would never buy this for myself because I just don't.
I don't. I can't afford that, first of all. Second
of all, I just I just I just know that
if I spent that, I would be sick of it
and then I wouldn't want anymore. So I found this service.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Who's that? Oh it's wrong?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh my god. I thought someone's trying to steal my bag.
I thought I was getting sniped, I'm terrified to go
outside with this song. I have to go. I have
to go. I have to go outside today and take
pictures with it on, and and well they're probably gonna
think it's fake anyway. So I would never spend this
money on a bag. So I've seen girls before, like

(19:24):
they have like the most insick, insane bags, and I'm like,
and I'm like, how are these people buying these buying
all these bags and like wearing she just had the
fucking ten thousand dollars back. Now this girl has a
five thousand dollar back. It's like, where is she getting
the money from. So then I found out there's a
secret in Hollywood. These aren't people aren't buying these bags,
They're borrowing them. So I found this company called Vivrel

(19:45):
and they and I found my friend told me about
because she had this huge Chanel bag. It was like
the size of it, it was the size of a diaper
bag and a Chanel bag was like that had to
be twelve thousand. It's like, she how is she getting
these bags? She's going to let you in a secret.
Vivras it was that me. She goes, it's a membership,
a person membership. You can borrow purses. So I signed
up and I borrowed this and I can I use

(20:05):
it until I and I and I used it until
I'm done with it and I give it back. You
pay a monthly membership fee and you can borrow the bags.
So this is the bag I'm borring for this month?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Wait? How much is it each month?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
There's different tier memberships. You can do a membory and
it's like it's like it's affordable, so you can, like
you pay their membership a month, and then you can
do like the couture level, which is this price, and
then the regular level. And you can borrow jewelry. So
if they have like all the cardiad bracelets, all the
cardio jewels, like find fine jewelry, you could borrow. So
if you're going to an event you don't want to borrow,
you know, it's like the rent the runway, but for
bags and jewelry.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Okay, but what if God forbid you get like a
little stain on it or a scratch or a.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Nick I don't you know, I don't I don't know
what it is just yet, because I just signed that.
I'm sure that I'm sure that it's all. I'm sure
it's all very like realistic things. I don't I don't
think there's like anything scary you're not gonna like. I'm
sure there's insurance things or I don't really read the
fine print, but I'm everyone see.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I would be terrified that I would like nick it
or ruin it, and then I would have to buy
the bag or something.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, I don't know how how I haven't gotten into it.
But can I tell you what I have for you? Now?
Can you?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Do?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You want to try it? I got I got you
and the Crusaders a free one month membership so you
can have a free bag. Oh go go to Vivreul
and use my code Joey Camasta and you get your
first month for free.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Very cool?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Is that exciting? I mean, I have to get this
back eventually, But it's like you're borrowing the.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Bag, So how long do you bar for? Like a month?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
You can borrow until you're done with it, Like I
can keep it for a while. I know it's about
I don't want to keep it for a while because
I'm gonna I want to keep stunting on these toes.
I want to have this one and then next week
come out with a huge What if.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You wear it and you walk around and you end
up meeting Leah for like a quick bite and then
you lose it.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Or oh god, I'm gonna never lose it. I'm sure
there's a tracking device.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
On these things when you go for a quick bite.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm sure there's a tracking device on this thing somewhere.
I don't know how the magic works, but like, now
I have this bag and then I get to have
another bag next month, Like I'm gonna I'm gonna give
this back in a month. I'm going to carry it
for the month and then I'm gonna give it back
and I'm going to get a different bag. Yeah, VI shoes.
They don't do shoes, but I don't think they do
shoes yet. But they do shoes, they do purses, and

(22:17):
literally every person can imagine. If you want a Burken
they got burkins. If you want you want the Chanel bag,
if you want a little a cute little Fendi bagt
like something cute for like to go out for the evening,
for the spring, and you can just switch it up
as you want and like, and they can. I think
if for certain tiers you can borrow two bags at
once if you're going on vacation or something. I think
they have like the things they like that, But vivrel
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I'm not even I'm not faking that I'm rich. I'm
just I'm just able. I'm just smarter. I don't have
to spend nine thousand dolls in a bag. I can
use my membership at Viverral.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I love it because I would never do that either.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I know I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you
a viral bag for Christmas, and then I'm like, and
then I don't have to have Sissy steal it back
when after return so she so you don't know where
it went. But yeah, I feel like I'm I'm on
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Speaker 2 (24:34):
I have been I'm talking about so much for myself today.
This should be the Joke Mass Special. Literally, I'm sorry,
what have you been up there?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
So please?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, okay, So I've been doing if you have you
seen my fashion videos? Yes, freak, they're crazy, they're cringey,
but I've been having so much fun doing them. It
gets me out of the house and it gets Wiggles
out of the house.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, you're officially an influencer now.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah. So I've been going out to like the cool
neighborhoods like the villages and the sohos and the no
Leadas and the Dimes Squares. I've been going all around
the cool neighborhoods in New York and carrying fashion outfits
and doing that. So that's where i want to go today.
Besides that, I've been I've been going to coffee shops.
I'm a coffee queen now. I've I've used the respecial
machine You've given me. I moved it to a new

(25:18):
area I've been using every day. I'm gonna espresso queen.
So I've been going to all the cool coffee shops
and getting a coffee, sitting there with my little laptop
and pretend I'm working. So there's so many, yeah, so
many places to go and have coffee. So I've been
going to different baristas and coffee cafes and trying the lattes.
And I'm going to one today that got rated number

(25:39):
twelve in the world for all the coffee shops in
the whole world. So I'm going there today. Yeah, and
I'm gonna carry my chocolate flate, my coffee colored bag,
and I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Take a pictures coffee on it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well that's why I said, I mean, I can't bring
That's the reason I can't pring Piko with me today
because I used to put Piko on my bag. I
was right here.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh yeah, he's gonna shit and pee in there.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't want to get I can't put him in
the bag because that would be in poor taste. Can
you imagine I was carrying that. I was supposed to
borrow that exact bag and there's a dog in it.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
But yeah, I'm gonna try some new coffees and there's
a new I have a new vision board item and
I'm gonna ask yours next. I love your special machine.
But there's one now that I'm the coffee snob that
there's this this this machine called La Morocca, La Morocca,
La Morocco, Moroccoco, Lamarzico, Lamarzico. And it's a seven. It's
like an eight thousand dollars coffee machine. But I'm not

(26:30):
gonna buy it for myself. I'm gonna wait till Vivieral
has it.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, see if you can borrow it and then you
give it back.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Of that, what's on your vision board this month? Not
having cancer?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, bitch, I don't know. Like you're like so.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Like material listening together.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You're like very put you. You're put together. You're getting
your ship done. You're eating good, you look good, you're skinny,
you're going to coffee shops. I'm a fucking mass.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I haven't dranks over here? Well you have? Can I
tell you you need to pick a job because you're
annoying every fucking she's been. She lives in Canada. Now,
she eats cheese fries and says, how how you going?
Are you in Canada all the time?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh? Because in my ghost show.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Did you find a new ghosts.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I found a ton of ghosties. I see that also
everywhere that we're going. So we went to like a
haunted house. We went to a haunted jail, and all
the ghosties that are talking to me and touch me
are kids, So I guess the kid ghosties like me.
But yeah, I have to keep going to Canada. Next
we're gonna we're gonna be by Niagara Falls, So I'm

(27:38):
are you, I'm basically Canadian.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
You go.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Are you gonna be able to see over here that
fell into the water.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, yet supposedly there's a lady there that died and
they all see her walking on the water fell. Well,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm sure people go there to kill themselves all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
She's supposedly very haunted. So we are going there in
a couple of weeks. I have to go to Nashville
this weekend because Giovanna has her cheer competition. So I'm
going to check out my store. I'm not going to
tell the girls, and I'm going to walk in and
see if it's chaotic.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
In disguise and have someone film you.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, and I'm gonna pretend to steal and then I'm
going to cause the scene and says, lookye's disgusting. I
hate her.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Imagine you try to rob them they shot you.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
No. Yeah, So I love Canada. It's it's very It's
it's just like home. I just feel like it's it's
cozier in Canada.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Do they speak different like I know they speak French
there because I'm from there. Do they speak of the
accents there?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
What do their accents sound like you?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
They have hard?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
They have hard like they say about what about it? Yes,
they say some words like different, but not like crazy accents.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Hold on second, Lena, all that stuff in the bed
is for you? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Are you giving her clothes?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
All my fat clothes? Thing? I can never get fat?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay? So I did that with and then I gained
all the weight back, and then I had to go
buy a ton of clothes so I would save some
of the.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Fat stuff I did. I save certain stretch items just
in case I have to get I have sweatpants, and
like ladies.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Like all my kids clothes that they grow out of,
all the clothes that like I already wore like twenty times,
I'm not gonna wear again. I always give them my.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Clothes yep, I give them clothes. I gave them all
this stuff, like all this philanthropists. Why buy so much shit?
And then we get so much stuff and I feel bad,
like you know that, and the companies are so so generous,
but it's like I don't have.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Don't you get a lot of PR boxes?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well not as much as you.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
My last PR box?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
What did you get?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
And I forgot to post it? Who do I love?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh, Jessica Simpson, Yeah, Jessica Simpson. Heels. They sent me
two new pairs of heels. Oh my god. The one
heel it's like the Delaney heel that I always wear,
like gorgeous, so comfortable and it gives me height. I
love it. It's kind of like a giraffe print, brown
and cream, so freaking pretty. And then the other one

(30:11):
is just like a black snake.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh is it the same heel you like with the
wooden heel?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, no, wooden heel. The whole thing is black and cream.
And it's like it's like.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's like a rough made rough.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, it's like a like cow like rough.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, it's upstairs, but.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh my god, just did they write a little letter
choose saying Nicole, we love you and like we're your fans.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
No, just they just sent me two pairs of shoes,
like did I order these drunk? Just on there, Like, no,
it's not actually her, it's like whoever runs her store,
because I'm always like following them and saying, oh my god,
I love these heels, and I buy her heels all
the time anyway, So they sent me two cute heels
and I was obsessed.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Well, you know, I know that lady right the head,
the head lady, my friend Bradley One's wife. I'm not
gonna say her name on here, but you know who
you are.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, I'm not going to try and beg and like
force it to meet Jessica Simpson. I feel like if
it happens, it happens. She passed and I'm obsessed.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
With her so well she does. Remember we tried to
meet her at the thing. We couldn't find her where
at the VMA's.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh my god, stop, that's the last time I'll ever
shock someone I know.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Can we talk about pop stars right now, because I'm
obsessed that you saw the video of me this morning
running out of my room in my underwear dancing to
the Best of Both Worlds by mss Montana Hannah Montana.
She's having a huge surfacing she had.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm surprised didn't go to that.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I wasn't invited. Everyone else and the mother was invited
to it.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
No, literally, all the influencers were there.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I know I would when it's in La.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Was that in the city or La La?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Was in La? I mean so Mahindah Montana is twenty
year anniversary and they did a huge show on I
watched the show. It's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. Disney too,
oh Disney, and he looks Cooper girl, no Jet what
her name to call her? Daddy host sip yeah, and
it's like it's it's like a readion. She remember. That

(32:11):
reminds me of when they did the Friends Reunion twenty
years and they all went back to the set and
they go, wow, oh my god. But one of the
friends was done on that one, so that was sad.
But this one everyone's alive still that I know of.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
And she looks great. She looks phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Her mom has Benjamin Button syndrome like me.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Her mom looks so good.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Her tish.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Looks freaking great.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
She's so she's she's always been nice. I always loved her,
but now she's slowly becoming even more of my favorite.
Like I just I just fun with her, well, not
like that, like I can't hang out with her.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Do you think she's fun?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yes, I'm sure she is. She's a she's a big
I'll say the wait, she's a faggot. She's she loves
the girls and the gates, and she's just like a
kiky girl. She quoted drag races. They said, she goes
to you, you know what what you know? She's on
the On the interview on the reunion, she said, why
did you think you set? What's that set you apart

(33:09):
from all the other people auditioning to be Miley sir?
Or behind montime? She goes, it was my churisma, uniqueness,
nerve and talent that stands for kunt and it's a
drag race thing. Oh is your a cleaning lady behind you? No?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
That was chea honey, Oh freak.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
But yeah, did you watch it the cis you know
who Hannah Montana is?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't think so. But what you want for it?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I play twenty years ago you were it was your
you would have been around then.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, I didn't watch it growing up. How old was I?
Twenty years ago?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You were drinking and getting fingered? You were watching? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Was I nineteen?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Twenty years ago? Wait?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
How old am like?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
So?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
What's alexa? What's thirty five minus twenty thirty nine?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Thirty eight?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
What's alexa? It's thirty eight minus twenty.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I wish it was thirty five?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Hey, sirius twenty eighteen eighteen. Yeah, you weren't watching kids
since you were you were smoking blunts and a car,
listening to rap music with stephan here.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh yeah we were gangsters. Yeah, I was not watching that.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I was Probably I was watching the Real World. Oh really,
Oh really I was.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I was watching reality TV. I'm going to be a
That's what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Did you say I'm going to be a star?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Literally, I went to every bar and I said, I'm
gonna be famous one day, and you're gonna have to
pay me to come here.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
There was a page for Lady Gaga on Facebook that
said Stephanie germanadic will never be famous and it was
all her haters from school. So it's still it's still up.

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(35:17):
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(35:38):
and Revolve and do that.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
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Speaker 2 (37:03):
Imagine, I got drunk against this person the Clean Ladies,
and that has people.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Here, girl, are they is it? Take any bag.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
That'll fit Christmas party? I got drunk and I gave
she got and she started doing musical chairs.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
She wrote all she wrot like ten different purses down
from her closet and she goes, okay, let's do musical chairs.
First all, she gave them all ten thousand dollars checks
for Christmas in their cards. I'm like, okay, first of all,
I try to rob the bitches. I said, I don't
work at such a shop, but I'm snatching someone's card.
And then she went stairs got all her bags, and
it was cute in the beginning. She was like one
like like some like red Gucci bags she like wore
once or whatever. It's like, okay, whatever. Then she brought

(37:41):
down the iconic bag. She got arrested with streaming whears
the beach with like Gucci bag. I said, bitch, this
is going in the Smithsonian and I ripped it out
of some bitch's hand. I said, absolutely not, I said,
give this back.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yes, it's so dirty and gross. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
There's just sand in it. There's probably samds in it
that I'm.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Really struggling with, like finances. I'm I'm selling that on
eBay for yes, a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I was like, oh my god, that that almost went
to some random not some randoms, you know it. It
was a spooky shop employee. But they wouldn't. That's like,
why do.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
They even want that? It's literally so dirty because it's iconic.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It's it's like it's like getting Princess Anna's wedding dress.
I'm sure it's worth the same.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh yeah, that that was the purse.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
You still have it the right since you can wear,
but she can't empty the sand out of it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well, she likes my Coach bags. I've been into Coach lately,
Like I'm just loving their style. Their sneakers are so comfortable,
Oh Coach, so freaking cute.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yes, Coach, I want them.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm loving Coach right now. And I just love their clutches.
Their clutches are so cute, and I just think the
vintage retro look of Coach. I'm just so I love
it so early. So yeah, I've been all the bags
that I've been getting lately. Our coach like really cute
coach ristlit. I got a cute coach like going out

(38:58):
bag that Gievanna is actually using this weekend. And yet
they're sneakers. You guys, don't sleep on coaches sneakers. They're
so freaking cute and fashionable and cozy. I literally wear
them to the airport all the time and they're just comfortable.
So don't sleep on coach. Everyone I know like And
it's so affordable. It is so freaking affordable compared to

(39:20):
like Gucci, Louisvuiton and Praduct and all the things. Like,
I'm just loving Coach right.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
And it's right. This is the back I've been wanting
since I think last year. I never bought it. It's
called the Soft Empire carry All bag, size forty eight.
Let me show it to you.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It is so and you get two percent You get
two percent of your money back. Oh yes, I love.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
That, don't you love it? It's easy?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
You could you could go through racketin because I use
racketin all the time to like get money back. Yeah,
and Coach offers two percent of whatever you spend back.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh my god, I'm going way to take it, like
I want I toy have this some Vivro, but no,
we want to soft the soft Empire carry out coach.
If you listen, it's eight ninety five, I can get
a Christmas see.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
So that's that's more of the high end coach.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
This one is it's time.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm spending like two point fifty.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, yeah, I want to get a coach belt. Maybe
I'll go to the Coach store in Soho today, and
you should if there's any prosaders that work at the
Coach store or work at the Coach Design studio to
I'm spooking Joey Sensha, and we'd like some free stuff
not free.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
The last time for your birthday dinner, remember that's where
me and the girls went. Oh yeah, we went shopping
at Coach before we came over and got ready for
your dinner. And one of the ladies helped me out there,
and I got a gold and black my wedding colors,
golden black, beaded beaded clutchback. Oh cute, so freaking cute.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I can't wait till Sissy gets like, you know, like
I'm not with every mom. I mean, what I'm trying
to say is, I can't wait to Sissy adopts a
little bit of your style that she's inspired by but
makes it her own, not trying to be copying out
of you, but just it's a little nod to you.
I think is gonna be cute, like and it's gonna
be something like this unspoken thing that you're gonna notice,

(41:06):
and it's gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
She has such a cute style, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Gonna warm your heart. That's like, you know, she's like
you know that she's like she's inspired by you, but
she would never say it, but it's like almost like
you know what I mean, It's like a silent hug
or something for you.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, she wants she wants my hair. So every time
I do a messy bond, she wants me to do
a messy bond just like just like mine. So I
try and do that. And then she just made a
TikTok and she and she she showed my closet and
she was going like this throughout all my clothes and
she says, when you can finally fit in your mom's
size stop and she was going through my closet like

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picking out outfits.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Oh my god, I want her to start doing like
little things like boring something. And I know she's I
know she's inspired by you, by so much of it.
Just you know, I always tell when she goes in
your stores and stuff, how like how blown away, and
like how she can't believe that this is your life
and her life and that her mom owns stores and
like like boutiques and fashion stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
But then she yells at me, She's like, I would
never wear this? Can you do more my style that.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I don't want you to a Missus want you to
Missus Corner and the Snuky shop, but you don't see
the whole line. Maybe a rat that she can curate
and for the younger.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Can you do a junior section for me?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yes, and let her curate it and then give her
a little commission and let her save the money for
her first apartment or something.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, speaking of Giovanna, I have been going crazy trying
to find these goddamn squishies jelly cats. Jelly cats. Jelly
cats are the stuffed animals that have Yeah, she has
some jelly cats in her room. But the big craze
right now with the kids is the dumplings, the needles and.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
All the squashies and Japanese like Japanese like Jeffaname stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I don't know, I'm sure, but it's literally sold out
in all of the stores. So this morning she was like,
I really want, like, can you surprise me before competition
this weekend? So I ran to all the stores. I
went to Target, I went to TJ Max, I went
to this toy store and five below to find all
the squashies for for her. It's like a crazy with kids.

(43:10):
I spent I spent like two hundred dollars on squishies.
But where they were already stocked. Is it one brand,
it's a bunch of brands. But the big ones right
now are the dumplings and the needles. And the needles
are sold out everywhere, literally everywhere. You can't get them.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
When you got to pick it up, can you show
me what it looks like?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You just put it in and e D N E
E D O h. I think. But the needles have
been around for years and all of a sudden there
must have been Yes, it's just it's a squash it's
like a stress ball. I don't know who did it,
but somebody on TikTok made it like this huge freaking thing.
And now you can't find needles anywhere in store.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Target sells them five below stock.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Every single day.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
They're Learning Express toys kidding around on fifth teenth Street.
I'm gonna go to kidding around, tay, that seems.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Like a smooth I went to Learning Express in Morristown
and they had they didn't have the needles of the
dumplings they were sold up, but they had the other ones,
and Sissy really wanted the squishy butter, so I got
her that. But if anyone's listening and you work at
needle or you work at dumpling, we would love for
you to sponsor us so I can get all the
freaking needles and dumplings for her.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Barnes and Noble Toy Tokyo Rainbow why yes, see toys
r us at Macy's.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
No, yeah, we tried it.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
A point to myself, I'm gonna I'm gonna get a
needle and put it in my botakea Vanetta Vivrel borrowed bag.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Do a TikTok, because all the tiktoks are going viral.
People trying to find needles.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Do you think Tweaky would like them? Can they think
dogs save? What if he eats?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
No, there's the chemicals in them. He can't bite them.
But that's what I did this morning, even though I
was tired and I wanted to sleep in, I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna do this hunt for Gievanna.
So first I went to Target and then I went
to Wait, where did I go? Target? Five below? TJ?
TJ Max. I don't know. It hasn't been hitting lately.

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They have a lot of like ugly shirts.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
TJ Max mm hmm hmm maxidestilap. You know Trader Joe's
has a bag that everyone's stampeding each other.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Oh my god. I just went to freaking Trader Joe's
the other day and the lady was like, you don't
want the lavender bag they have. Everyone's like every everyone's
screaming for them. I'm like, now, then there they had
it there, but.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
There was one one might meet. I get it on
the Upper east Side got stamped. People got stampeded for
these little toe bags.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I don't think they're no. I have a million told
bags to begin with. I don't know you. I feel
like these one influencers on TikTok, they make it a
huge thing and then everybody wants to like copy them,
and and.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I think it's an international thing. I think it's because
places that don't have Joe's I think mostly the Eastern cultures,
the Asian culture they have that that sort of became
a thing that they can't get it over there. I
think I think it was Japan. I believe that everyone
was talking about it in Japan because they couldn't get them.
So it became a craze of things, like they couldn't
get some, and they would come here they would want
to get the.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I don't speaking of speaking of things that people want.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Oh you know it's her squashmellow, that drunk little doll
she has.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
It's my punch kin.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
So I told you that drunk little doll.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Well ever, I love her. Everyone loves her. I'm getting
tagged and like people are bringing her to the bar.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Oh how fun.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Look and you can hold her like a puppet under
her poof. So we're restocking these soon. But I I
just had a meeting with them, and I'm like, okay,
So for the restock the restock instead of just like
restocking just this for the people that already got it.
Let's do like an add on, so like add on

(47:01):
Crocodili that she can hold, or add on something that
was like so snookyish.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Conside Martinis side down.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, so we're trying to do the add on crocodili
that she can hold, and also cute key chains. So
we're gonna get a Yeah, but whether you get a
whole new doll or would add accessories?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh so you just buy the accessory or would you
buy a whole new doll that has the accessory with it?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
No, So I wanted to add different things that people
who already bought the doll can buy more things to
add on to it. Yeah. So if you didn't get
the doll, the restack is soon. But if you have
the doll, we are getting add ons to her.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I love it, and maybe you can make maybe you
can make a one for charity and have like real
rhinestones on the glasses, and it's like a special addition,
one that people are gonna stand.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
So I definitely want to do more varieties of me
so that I mean, there's a ton of different outfits
we can do.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, get a neck brace for that one. You can
get it.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I didn't want to upset Mike.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Oh. I saw Mike's wife at the True Tellers Uh
the Tailler. She was there as well, getting a treatment.
Did you we ran into each other?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Did you ever do your video for I did it.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yes, I performed It's It's it's called My Glow Intel.
I did my Glow Intel. I studied a little bit.
It's We did a triutorial testimonial, a True Teller testimonial.
I said, he's changed my life many times for you, Chris,
I definitely do. I wish he would have came. I
had an ivy drip the whole I was there the

(48:37):
whole day.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Geohanny got that one ivy Yeah, he felt great.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
After I was pissing bright yellow. I was terrified. I
forgot that I was going to do that.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh did you know that.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Blue is Australian? Yes? And a girl and I had
no idea Australian. I watched it on mute all the
time because Peaky Peaky watches it's his favorite show.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Do you know why dogs love Bluey? No, because they
can see different colors. They make sure that dogs can
see the colors in them because dogs are like colorblind,
Pikky peky every day. Yeah, that's why dogs love blue
because they could they can see like different colors or
I don't know, you have to google it, but it's
something cute about dogs. Oh my god, did you see

(49:27):
the video I sent you?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Fuck you? She sent me a dog a dead dog's funeral.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, but like no one does that. I thought it
was so beautiful literally like a dog. It was a
dog like in a casket and there were flowers all over.
It was like an actual, like human funeral for an animal.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
M I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm definitely holding a huge service for Rocky. Have anxiety
your Frankenstein?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Wait, how are you liking your crazy pills? You're even
talked about this.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
I didn't try them. What I was talking to Anthony
because he like knows my trainer, and he was just
saying how it's just like it's gonna mess up my brain.
And I don't know there there's an organic way to
go about it. I just haven't tried it yet. But yeah, bitch,

(50:25):
I need it. I need it my anxieties.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Say them for my stocking stuffer I'll take them.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm miserable. I'm gonna try the organic wine. I'll let
you guys know organic wine, the organic way.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Did anyone die since we last spoke? Yes? Oh, everyone
from Buffy is going away?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, I'm three. Sarah Jess bought Buffy and then now
all of a sudden, they don't want to do Buffy.
So Hulu, you're an idiot. Why would you not do Buffy?
Like Buffy has a huge freaking following and fan base,
like you upset a lot of people. So Hulu, I
am I'm mad at you. Even though you do have paradise,
I'm still mad at you. So I'm upset about Buffy.

(51:12):
And then a week later, what's his name dies? What
was his name on the Man from the show Xander?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I don't I ever watch?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Her name was Xander on Buffy? Anyway, he passed away
and they said from natural causes. He was only like
fifty eight, So what natural causes?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
How did Michelle Trachtenberg die? She killed herself?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
That I forgot she passed.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Well, that was the sister that that was the girl,
other girl from the show. That's what I'm saying. Everyone
from the show is dead.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
How did she pass away?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I think it might have been self inflicted. I'm not sure,
And that was insensitive. I was I really just thought
of it at the top of my head.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Why do I feel like it was an overdose?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Oh my goodness, Michelle Tracktenberg cause of death.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I feel like everyone's dying.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Diabetes.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh, diabetes.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Actress Michelle's a part of me. That was rude of me.
Actress Michelle Trackmork died at h three nine from complications
of diabetes, according to the New York City Medical Examiner's
Office April twenty fifth. She was found unresponsive in her apartment,
but toxicology reports indicating natural death related to her long
term condition rather than foul play.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Mama, Oh that's her.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Do you think I'm famous enough to get like an
article like this when I pass.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, but then they're gonna have either Gianni's face of
you or or Joju. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, you're gonna have the wrong photograph. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. You know how things happened three is if
I was Sarah Jessica, I would watch out watch watch
her look both ways when you're crossing the street.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Mama, Well, yeah, everybody that we grew up with like
watching on TV and actors. Everyone's passing away.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
But if you did get killed, she should get slaid
by like a sword or a knife, like like a vampire?
Did it? Do you know what I mean? Would you
rather get stabbed?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Sara?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Michelle Geller?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh yeah, isn't that Buffy?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You said? Sarah Jessica Parker, Oh, you know who?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Sex and the City.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Should I get three names? What should my third name be?
Joseph Marie Master? I already have three? Yeah, Nicole, you're
ready for a fan of Collins, let's do it? Okay?
This one comes from Arkansas.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
It's a Joey who would I ask a little advice?
So it's happening a lot lately. People just randomly bring
up my greasy face, and it's really disturbing because I
think it's just that I'm hydrated. I drink almost two
gallons of water a day, and I think that it's
just hydrate as Latin space. But I don't think my

(53:40):
face is greasy. So I am a straight presenting male.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
So I can't have like a lot of makeup on it. Primer.
I don't want to be put it on primer. What
can I do? I need a face white. I take
care of the skin. You know, I'm taking a fish oil.
I'm doing it all. But what is happening?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Well, it sounds like, okay, this is a queen from Arkansas.
I think that it's a good thing because the people.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
That are straight.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
He's straight, is that he's gay. But he looks like
he looks straight, so he can't be wearing like a
beat of makeup, so he kind of looks straight.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Oh, I would love to see his face. Well, bitch,
I am greasy, I am oily as ever in time.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You're lucky because that's why black people look so young
because their skins naturally oilier. And oil does not make
your skin old, so that you're not look young forever.
So that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
So wearing good hands then.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, so you're constantly hydrated, your skin is constantly moisturized,
so you never have to worry about getting getting old
like that. But if you want to take the shine
off without having to wear like a powder or a beat,
I would get a It's not you said you don't
want a primary, but it's not really a primar. Get Patrick,
not Patrick a one sized beauty from Sephora. They have
like Secure the Sweat or Secure the Shine or whatever
they have like an anti shine cream. You just put

(54:54):
it on like moisturizer and you'll still stay hydrated, but
your skin will not shine. Or get a transli some powder,
Get a a Laura Mercy a translucent powder and just
dust yourself with that before you leave the house.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
What does that brand on TikTok e O S e.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
O S is like the lip us?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oh elf, Now let me look, because I have translucent
powder for that for my grease, Like I always bring
it to cheercumps because I'm always greasy and it makes
my face just like smooth and it goes away.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
We're getting you the hot We're getting you the all
the tea Mama.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You ordered on TikTok shop me was.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
A phone screen protector that so so people can't read
my text messages.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
See I ordered a dumpling.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
You're making me hungry? Did I ever send you David's
protein bars? Yes? Did you love them? Aren't they the best? Okay?
So they're scarce?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
So weird though, because I went to my sister in
law's house because like we need more protein for like
working out and she goes, you have to try this bar.
It's so good, and I think it was the chocolate.
The chocolate and there's a chocolate and what.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
The bronze water I think from Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Anyway, she was like, try this because we need a
certain amount of protein for our diet working out and
I tried it and I was like nervous because I
don't like protein bars. I just feel like they don't
taste good. And yeah, I tried. I ate that in
two seconds, like dessert every day, Sandy. So then I
got the delivery and I'm like, what the fuck? I
was like, did the universe send me?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I sent it to you?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I was, I had no idea. I was so confused.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I sent you it and there they're in hot Water
cut Water. They're like, they're getting a lot of press
right now because people are saying that their calories that
are listed there as one hundred and fifty calories is
a lie because they did science. They had scientific research
done and it's not the real calories. It actually has
two hundred and seventy calories in it. But the okay,
oh no, no, no, it was it was all wrong because

(56:48):
they had they were doing the wrong test on it
or whatever. It has one hundred fifty calories. It's just
it's the way, the scientific way that they were they
were testing it was not correct. And I never stopped
eating anyway because I was like, you know, I don't
give a fuck. They're delicious, they make you feel good,
and if it is to seventy, then it was. But
it's not. I talked to David myself and I got

(57:08):
confirmation it's the owner. Well, yeah, they text me on Instagram,
very nice and they yeah, And I go to their events.
They semi boxes all the time. I'm a David's true
stand and they're coming out with an ice cream. You
can have a whole jar of ice cream for two
hundred some calories approaching ice cream. I'm so excited. Yeah,

(57:30):
so I never was. I never for David. Oh did
you find your skincare thing you're telling you about?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I guess. I buy a lot of stuff on TikTok
because it's it's literally.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
What does it look like? Just tell me about the
outside looks like. I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I think it's red or pink. I thought it was Eos.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Eos was a lip bomb. It could be e O
s is it like it's like Pastel looking.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Oh here, one size beauty.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
That's what I just said, Oh fucking bitch.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
One size beauty. All the grease and oil away.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I just suggested that what product is that? What product?
Did you use? The powder?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Or is I got the ultimate blurring setting powder?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
So the so yeah, the blurring setting powder or get
there's the secure the.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Secure the blur like I'm wearing anything, scare.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
The blur, square the sweat or secure the shine. There's
something like that from them. I'm glad we cleared that up.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Okay, I'm glad I took ten hours to find.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
The next next caller. We have a more phone call
call through that. That's to be the section the got
thing I should go to fall through that.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
All through that, I'm not a take solid for dinner. Sam,
Sam from Philly, A long time crusader.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
I've been here your life sures and I absolutely love
you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Nicole.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I'm thinking of you, and I just want to tell
you you're so strong, such a strong mama going through
this right now. But my question is for Joey and
my husband and I are thinking about going into New.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
York for my thirty.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Seventh birthday, and I just want to know if you can.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Recommend, like a neighborhood or area go to Joey's House.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Cocktail bars because they really haven't been in New York
and so long, so I wanted to get some recommendations.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Oh, how cute. Thirty seventh birthday.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I would go Happy birthday, Squirrel.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Happy birthday. I'm excited to I would go to there's
so many good new cocktail bars. Now. I would probably
go to different areas, but I would try to get
a reservation at the Nines. That is a very swanky,
cute cocktail bar restaurant piano lounge that I love. I
would try to go there. I would try to go
to the Temple Bar. It's a great little cute restaurant

(59:36):
for some Monkey Bar, Monkey Bar for dinner, for sure,
Mike for dinner. There's Pearl Box is very cute and chic.
That's downtown. We would try. No, we went there, That's
where we went upstairs after my birthday. Is really cute.
La Bar Penelope is very cute. That's uptown. It's not

(59:57):
really an area. Just try these other places. Labar Penelope
is so cute for drinks. If you're on their B
side and then yeah, I mean if you just want
one area to come bounce around. The West Village is
always good. Spooky snoring.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Oh my god, I'm so tired lately. Well, I think
it's the universe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Can I have your placenta when you take it out?
What are you taking out your cervix?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
My?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah, my my uterus.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Are you feeling any different now that you have like that?
How are you feeling? May I ask? Do you feel
any different? Or do you like, do you have higher
anxiety because you know that you have the thing festering? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Oh yeah, I'm definitely more stressed out and anxious. And
I do have like random bleeding, which I noticed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
From that from your cervix. Yeah, like this tumors are bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I don't know. I have random bleeding and I'm more
tired than usual. I don't know if that's like from
the universe or just being stressed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
But nothing horrible diagnosis. Do you think that I would
want to write out of me? I would? I would.
I would have taken out myself. I can't really have
held like well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I talked to the nurse and the doctors and I
was just like well, listen, my schedule is pretty crazy
because I can't fly for like a week and a half.
After I was like, I'm flying literally every single week.
I don't have like downtime until June to really like
get this done. I was like, am I gonna be
fine until then? And they just yeah, they were like,
it's it's gonna be it. It will Your cancer wouldn't

(01:01:28):
spread to stage two in a couple of months like
they made it seem like it would take a while
for that to happen. So I think I'm okay, but obviously,
you know, I want to do it as soon as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah, I wouldn't trust it. I would get it down.
How long are you got me out for two weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Well, I don't know. They said it's not as bad
as you know people make it to be. Yeah, but
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I can't go scop it too. They put it. They
do this little tiny little holes on your sides. They
don't cut you open like a like a fish.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
No, he said, the cut's gonna be like this big.
Oh really yeah, like under it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Kind of like a sea section.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah. Well, and I never had a sea section, so
I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Well, you're gonna be fine. Do you think you should
get a tummy tuck while you're in there?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I will know, literally because I'm going to gonna cut
you anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Just cut some extra skin off, Mama.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I'm going to get my I want to give a
botox next.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Week, and truilill just come in on his lunch break
and just and just cut the fat off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Can you just like cut the fat out while he's
doing my hysterectomy? Because I do have, like you know,
I'll always have like the mommy pouch of like having
three kids, and it's just like a little.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Bump and that's exactly where they can.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Just like you know, like stretch marks and skin like
I'm fine with that. Like I'll never wear a bikini.
I like my highway stuff. But I mean, if it's
possible and the pain's not that bad, why not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
That's what I would offer. I would become a doctor
that does for people that have, you know, sad, horrible
things happening to them. A little light at the end
of the tunnel'll have a plastic surgeon come in while
you're knocked out. Since you're having a cancer removed, why
don't we kick them them fat bitch tits out too.
Why don't we.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Why don't we take some of these rolls out and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
There should be some plastic surgery and medical people team up.
I'm gonna make my own, my own medical facility, and
I'm gonna also I'm gonna get I'm gonna rent handbags
out of the back. Well, Spooky, I do have to
go because my clean laz needs to clean the couch
and you have to go explore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
You need to get needles for Gana.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Oh, that's what I'm going to do. Well, ladies, I
love you, Spooky, I love you. I missed you. I
was gonna text you like I really thought we weren't
friends anymore. I was gonna like I was gonna move on,
move on to who I don't know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
You're skinny and hot and beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You're gonna hang out anyone. Don't forget to to be kind,
to want to describe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
When are we going to tell them our news?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I can't right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Well, we have news coming up for you, guys. We're
gonna drop it soon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
The Jersey Shore two point zero is coming to a
screen near you. We'll stay tuned, listen next week and
yes and away we go Love you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Girl, have a great weekend. It's happening a