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February 6, 2026 • 44 mins

This week on It’s Happening: Snooki and Joey recap the GRAMMYs and share their Super Bowl plans. Snooki talks about her upcoming procedure, Joey shares details about his charity event, and they dive into the latest Today show drama involving Savannah Guthrie’s mother. The episode wraps up with listener voicemails.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, it is Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Happy Friday. Everyone cheers to the freaking weekend. The weekend cheers.
It's Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Wait, who's in the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't even know my boyfriend who the Patriots, Drake
May the Seahawks because Seattle, Seattle and Boston.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Wait, and then who's performing?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I know nothing bad Bonnie?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh good for him? Did you see him at the Grammys?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I have some thoughts about that. Everyone's in an uproar.
It got political because everyone's saying all the trump people
are saying that he's not American because so they don't
want non America. But he's from Puerto Rico, and Puerto
Rico is in America.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Everyone's shot up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wait, so they made their own super Bowl halftime show
that they're they're put pending on Fox. That that's gonna
play the same exact time, so that with kid rock
and all white trash people. So they so the Trumpsters
can watch that and turn it off and not tune
into the You're lying. I swear to god, they have
a whole concert. I'm surprised the Monogenes that we're performing
what I know. It's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
America is insane. Yeah, grow up, I'm going back to
Chili Chilena. I'm going back to Chile, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like I could boycott because there's not a Diva and
you know, you know, I only watched Diva Diva halftime.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I know I wish there was like a queen doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm certainly I'm not. I'm not gonna boycott because
it's not it's not my starrus like I wanted, like
literally grow up, everyone just children watching.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do you have any plans for Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I did not have plants. Okay things, I think I
did have plans for Super Bowl. I had plans to
have a super Bowl party.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
So yeah, I'm spared not having a party.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
In my house because because Billy, it's Billy's team and
it's we wasn't Billy's team at the time. This is
before I knew who's going to super Bowl. I was
going to do it because it was Billy. I like
to watch football, and you know, I have Billy, Billy Eilish.
We like to watch football, and I was going to
do all this food and stuff. But then his favorite

(02:08):
team went to is going to super Bowl in his hometown,
so his his hometown team in Boston is going to
Super Bowl, so that up the stakes. So now he's
going back to Boston to go to the super Bowl
to go like while out and all the bars, all
the bars with all his friends and his family and stuff.
And I was like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
How come he does have a Boston accent because he's.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Rich only only the only trashyet people from Boston have accents.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Wait, so then what are you going to do? You're
you're just going to be by yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well I was, so I was gonna have so since
my my number one, number one crush, like my number
one Hall Pass crush, Drake May, who have had a
question before he was even working at the Patriots. I
liked when he was playing college football, is performing and
it's his first time and he is. So I was like,
I'm not going to sit home with you, me and
Tweeky by yourself. So I said, you know what, I
put the feelers out. So so far I have Lear

(02:58):
and Lea and her sister are coming over and their kids' fun.
That's enough. And then I drugs. I might have the
neighbors upstairs come down.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Like you know, it's probably gonna be such yummy food.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
So what happens, Me and me and all the me
and all the girls are all in ozembics, so no,
we don't eat any anyway. So normally I'll make all
this stuff as if we were having dinner parties lately
a little bit, no, yeah, some, but like I used
to make so much ship and then we just go
to waste. So I'm not gonna go crazy. So I
decided I'm gonna take I'm gonna take a not making

(03:32):
chili as my main meal. So I'm making a big
pot of chili, which I love. Do you like chili?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I do like chili. I hate beans, but that's the
only time I'll eat beans is in the chili.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, so I'm making a big pot of chili. But
then it's gonna create your own adventure. Then I'm gonna
get like baked potatoes that you can make like chili
on a baked potato and cheese hate cream, and the
stallions come over, so you're gonna have surgery scallions and
all that. And then I'm making cases of dia bar.
I'm making a chip and making all like all case
because they send me this.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Why can't you do this when the girls are over.
I don't understand. I know, you freaking pretzels and crackers out.
I'm like, where is the fucking food.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't really like cleaning up. So I'm making Casey
D's and making chicken cause of des and Cheesecasey Das,
and then I'm Alsto making a seven layer dip with
Lea's sisters making a seven layer dip leading into the
Mexican thing. But then I have like little pizza bagels,
and we know all my Costco freeze freezer fines that
I love and obsessed.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I have like a few that great freezer stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I love it. So I'm I have like this shrimp
that I love. I have these little pizza bagels. I
have these little be I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Hot coconut shrimp.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I have the I get. I get the panko one,
but coconut one's good. Chip.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh yeah, that one's good.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
So it's just the wall air fire stuff to put
for the kids because they you know, they'll they'll east
Caseys and stuff. So I'm you knowing that, keeping it simple.
And then for drinks, you know, I'll have some some
champagne and wine. You know, I don't we don't drink beer,
but you know that. And then yeah, we'll just watch
and enjoy, enjoy, and then we'll have protein packed weight
watchers two point chili for for the for the big Game.

(05:08):
So I'm excited for that. But yeah, there's lots of
controversy around around it. They're saying that because he's none
of his songs are in English, that's the drama.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, yeah, his whole albums in Spanish, right, and he
won for Album of the Year.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
They're catchy though, Like even though I don't know what
he's saying, I love the songs.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Right, I don't know what he's saying either.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
He is he gay? Do we know if he's gay?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I think he's fluid because he's kissed the guys on
the lips, like he's made out with guys before on stage.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
He has such a beautiful face. I didn't realize how
pretty he was. Mm hmm, he's pretty.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I have something shady to say. He had an outfit
for the Grammys that was designed for him by Scaparelli,
which is the hottest designer right now that obsessed with
and I think that I think the outfit if you
see it on the on the mannequin. It was how
it was supposed to look, and it looks like on
him that that was designed for a very skinny, skinny guy,
like a very like like interrect sic like male model,
weaf guy. I'm not like a muscular like daddy because

(06:04):
it didn't fit. Well, that's what I have to say. Oh,
on that note, did you watch the Grammys?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I didn't watch the Grammys. No one was Sunday Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was at a cheercump chapel.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Roone showed up with their chitties out. Do you see that?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I did? I saw that all over social media. So
she did what it looked like it hurt though looked
like it was. It would look like it was pulling
her nipples like it looked like it was hurting.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, I don't know what I'm trying. I was. I
was trying to drag investigate what was going on with
with that. I think it was her nipple piercings and
she just grew. She's like she tied fabric to nibble piercing.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ouch. Oh I can't. I can't imagine. Like, I don't
hate on women that get their nibbles pierce like, good
for you bitch, I could never but my nipples are
just so sensitive I would die.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, thank god it was a lightweight fabric. I thought
it was. I think it was rayon. If I had
to write something, it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Looked like it was snagging. I don't know. It looked
painful to.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Me, so I think it was. It was a combination
between like concealer on her nipples, like I think the
conceals her nipples so you didn't see them, and then
she just put tie the fabric on.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
How come she always looks so mad she gets to
in fight. Is that like her energy? That's her energy, like.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Like mean, it is, and it isn't like she's like
supposed to be like all like kumba y'ah, like you know,
like fucking like you know, like this is that. I
think she stands up. I think she's like she's like
a lesbian and she's like all about the queer queer
and drag and community and that stuff. So she's very
vocal about like protecting them, protecting the dolls if you will.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, she always looks so pissed off like.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
She does on the red carpet. She's like she hates
the media and she hates the red carpet and she
hates like the photographers and like the the press. She
hates all that part.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
What's crazy. So I was on TikTok and there was
there was a TikTok of her before she even wrote
her show, before she was famous, before she was chapel,
and it was her writing Pink Pony song, and she
looked like so innocent and like young and like nice.
Oh she looked totally different than what she looks now. Yeah,

(08:08):
so I wonder what change was she like, Okay, this
is gonna be the persona once I turn famous, or
did something happen for her to like get pissed?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, all those artists like they take it takes for
everything to get famous, like they like they get like
thrown them around in the mud like and like lied
chew and fucked over for so many years with the
music companies.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
That so innocent.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, she yells at the photographer, she goes, don't you
fucking you shut the fuck up? Or like she was
like screaming at the other carpet. So every time she
goes on their path, and it's like gird their loins
and be like, oh gosh, she's coming everyone, don't don't,
don't look at her in the face.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, she's scary.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I would be Did you ever did you ever lash
out at a paparazzi or photographer or did you drowning?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Think so? I probably dream. I don't even know it.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I remember.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't think I ever walked the carpet as drawn.
That would be bad. I would have like a terror
read moment, and I would like punch someone. I would
like be crawling on the floor'd be really bad.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh my god, turn to the zombie and start eating
biting people's head talk.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I would that people, it's happening.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Last week's podcast, did you I didn't know, if you've
got a chance to go over to the YouTube and
read the comments. But what a wholesome community I think
the first ever that we've.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Had our mental health episode.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yes, everyone was so nice and appreciative and they were
opening up to each other in the comments and stop.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
We started a safe community.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
And we were just we were just talking speaking our truth.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, we were just letting it out and listen, this
is what it is, and life's a bitch and sometimes
you need some help.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm sorry for my hairs too shiny today. I's gonna shampoo.
So speaking spooky, this week you have you're going on
to the knife, a very traumatic You're having a SNERP
stamping procedures.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wanna die. You got It's this weekend, and I
didn't realize it was Super Bowl Sunday weekend because you know,
Janis always has these big parties. Sometimes it's at our house.
Thank god it's not at our house this year, but
Janis has big parties and a ton of people just
go over there, we watch the game. There's a ton
of food. So I'm hoping that I still make it
because I do want to eat and enjoy myself. But yeah,

(10:24):
I have my cone biopsy this weekend and I'm freaking
out about it. But I've been under anesthesia before, so
I should be fine because you know, I got my
boobs done. So it's literally you go to sleep, you
wake up, and then whatever it's done, So it's it's
gonna be quick and it's fine. I'm just scared, and

(10:46):
it's just different this time because your whole you're gonna
be spread eagle and dead, You're gonna be You're gonna
be out and spread eagle. So I wanna make sure
like it's nice down there.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh yeah, did you get a bikini? Wapp?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I am no, I'm like shame. I'm gonna shave right before.
Like I'm gonna take a shower in the morning, obviously
push everything. Yeah, literally, I'm gonna spray for breeze up there. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm obviously shaving all my legs. I'm shaving
my entire body because I don't know if I'm gonna
be fully naked and there's gonna be people in the room.
I just don't want people to like be like, oh
did you see Snuggies vagina, Like I want it to

(11:20):
look cute. So that's really what I'm freaking out about. Yeah,
his people talking about my badge, but it's cute. I'll
make it fine, It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It is worsesome because like how long after you wake
up to you find out if something that happened, like
the biopsy, Yeah, Wednesday when they test and see if
you have bad stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, it should be like a week.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh my god, that's that's like waiting for an AIDS test.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I know. So I have my post hop like a
week after and he's gonna go up there again. Oh God,
And I'm gonna be awake just to see if everything's healing.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I hate this.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's so weird, Like I hate them talk to shout
to see your things. When I had me, he had
had shaved me like a baby seal, and I had
to be fully nude standing in front of him in
a freezing cold room. I was so I looked it
was it was like a thumb.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, And it was so embarrassed, so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
It was so embarrassing. I was trying to make jokes
and like make like make like other other like you know,
like make like a comedy sketch in the room. So
everyone was paying attention to my page. But yeah, so
that's weird. The doctors have to shave you, and I
think they put I think you put a catheretere in me.
Do you know what that means? Yeah, you tube and
cheer bladder from your pee hole.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah. I don't think I'm doing that. I hope not,
because it's really quick, it's like twenty minute procedure, but
then I have to stay there for like two hours
after and I just I just don't want to be
in pain.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Ugh, I don't want to be pain medication.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna tell him. I don't want to
feel anything. Everyone said, it's just gonna feel like severe
period cramps, which are like debilitating, but it's fine, Like
I know how that feels. Yeah, And like I've had
babies before and I functure. There can't be nothing worse
than fucking contraction.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
So no, you're fine.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm just I'm not good with pain, and I just
hate the fact that I have to fucking do this
like annoying.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Are you gonna act like you're gonna play You're gonna
live it up and play it up and like act
dramatic at home, have everyone waiting on your hand and foot.
I would.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I would if it wasn't Super Bowl weekend because I
do want to go and eat right, So no, I like,
I could do it for I could do it all
day Saturday. Saturday, I'd be like, oh, like kids, get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Or have them bring yourself like Sissy get a little
bell and every time you bring it, Sissy has to
bring you a snack.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, literally, Yeah, so I might do it for Saturday,
but yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh you know what you're gonna That's what I'm getting
into this week. I'm doing a home project. Mm hmmm,
mmmmm hmmm. What is that? First of if tie my beard?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I look like you're looking you look like Stanna.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I am starting to do candle. I'm doing a candle project.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I have I go through some many company and candle business.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
No I'm not opening. I mean I would like you
not out of this house. I I have all these
candles that I buy all the time, and they're like
so expensive. They're like depending on which ones you get,
but they can go be up to like like three
hundred dollars per candle. So it's like not all of them,
what not all of them, just like some select ones.
But I only burn those when company comes over and
like only for like like an hour and then I

(14:21):
blow them house. But then there's like I have so
many like I like the ambiance of it, not so
much for the smell anymore, because it's because I want
like a couple. I have a couple of good smelling
ones and they smell throughout the house. That creates the smell.
But for like ambiance, I like to have candles all
around the home, Like it's like to light little areas
of ns and stuff. So those I burn every day,
like I want, like you know, to like I bury

(14:41):
them every day because to create like create the vibes
in the mood. So yeah, they go so quickly, they
go so quickly, and like those even those candles or
you know, they're thirty dollars for like some of those candles,
but they go so quickly. So it's like, you know what,
I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not keeping buying these candles.
And the vessels also pretty so I was like, why
don't I just just no, I'm making up my own

(15:02):
candles now because I'm taking the candles that I had,
like the vessels, like of the nice like everyday candles.
I'm taking those vessels and I'm gonna fill them with
wax and fragrance. So I got a big bag of
wax from Costco. I'm from from Amazon, from Amazon, and
I'm like a candle making can and it comes with wicksbish,
it comes with wix, say, hippiggy, it comes with wicks,

(15:23):
and it comes with all the things she needs. Ah
you see spooky spooky look hobby is. Yeah, it comes
to all the wicks and candles. And then I was like,
I need to find a Fragrance and all the ones
on Amazon. I heard sucks. So I called my good
friends at Plumb Island Candles. My friend Taylor Todd, who
comes to all of our shows and waits on his

(15:45):
hand and the foot.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Her candles are great.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
So she set me her liquids, her juices that she
puts in her candles.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Her juices like.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
The Fragrance juices. So I got big, two big bottles
of Fragrance juices, all different flavors. And then I have
my wax. So I'm gonna melt the down and fill
them back up and make new fresh candles out of
all my old candles. And then and then I have
like you know, I'm basically resetting the economy by doing this.
Do you know what I mean? Oh, Peaky and I

(16:14):
have an announcement.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You're pregnant.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
No Peak, you want to tell them look at the camera.
Peaky and I are hosting an adoption event. Adoption event
in the city on February twenty First cute, Isn't that fun?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Peaky Dog?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
If I find a cute one there before everyone get
best know friend, I'm gonna take all the good dogs
before everyone else gets there. I'm gonna get all the cutees. Yeah, yeah,
like this one's reserved. But no. So my veterinarian and
I we teamed up and we're gonna have We're gonna
be the invitation will be coming out this week and
it is going to be February twenty first in the city.

(16:56):
It's going to be at a it's gonna be at
a fun bar, and the dogs will all be there.
I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I have there's drinks and dogs.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh we have. We have a liquor sponsor. All the
proceeds from the liquor go to the dogs.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That is heaven on Earth, I know. So there's having
drinks and being able to adopt a dog and.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Be around every every every drink that you purchased me
from our specialty cocktail you, it goes to the charity
that we're doing. The charity goes to people. The charity
we're doing it for is for people that have vet
bills that they that they can't get their vet help.
They can't get vet help, so say, you know how
expensive the vet is, so that this is for Charity's

(17:35):
for a fund for people that can't afford the things
that their dogs need are Like a dog has surgery
to the kind of it's a relief program. Yeah, for
for for the dogs that are too sick. They can't
afford it.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
So do you know many dogs, it's so sad they're
put down when they don't because they don't owner can't
afford it. It's sick, sick you.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
So that's what Twickles and I are stepping up and
we're doing our due diligence and we are going to
the front lines and we're gonna make money for them,
and we're gonna give out free Pebby dogs. So yeah,
I'm gonna have I'm gonna I'll have the invite out
this week, but I'm planned for February twenty fifth. February
twenty first, it's a Saturday in the city from one
to four. I'll have more information when I get it,
but locks the calendar down and I'm gonna do. I'm

(18:16):
just gonna meet and greet so everyone gets to meet
me and in pay. And I need so much to watch.
I need some you guys to watch Peaky while I'm
while I'm drinking a bar it's happening. I was wondering
if you if the Spooky Shop would be interested in
donating a big basket or a gift card too. We
can raffle we can raffle off at the event.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, text Gena, Okay, You've got to send it to
you like right now.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, good yay. So and they'll we give away from
the spooky show cut I know. So I want to
get so many and any local vendors. I want to
donate anything that we can. We can raffle off for
the charity. Please slide into my d MS and I
would love for you. But I'm like, you know what
I've been. I've been. I've been a philanthropist. But now
you know, now that I have some downtime for my

(19:02):
career takes off. I'm I'm I'm going to charity work.
I love that you and I love the Peaka's housing
his first party, so I'm getting him. We're gonna go
get a Kuli bath and a coolie haircut.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Cute do they have cute like do they have cute
puppy dog drink names?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
No, it's like we're doing it with a canned cocktail company.
So it's it's it's a it's a can, it's a
canned can beverage. I think it's called lake House or
lake Hour or something. But it's gonna be We'll get
all the jess but it's gonna be a fun afternoon, Poppy.
I'll be there, Billy will be there, all my friends
will be there, and you'll be there more supportingly. So
please show up. And you guys have to show up.

(19:42):
If you don't show up and no one shows up
to my charity event, I'll be so mortified. Now, Saturday
got to post it too. I'm gonna of course, I'm
waiting for that.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
You gotta post it now so people can plan.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'm waiting for the for the the invite the flyer. Yeah,
but I'm so excited. We've never done a charity thing,
and that's very nice, and he's so excited. But I
know I'm hoping that. I think there's dogs and cats
were adoptable, I believe, so I'm to see if. I mean,
who knows if it's meant to me, it's meant to be.

(20:14):
If I go there and Wiggle's sister's there and Wiggles
is kicking with one of the dogs and like having
best friend time with him, I'll just I'll just have
to fucking put the credit card down.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, you'll have to adopt. Wait, it's notm freaking out
about my surgery. Like every time I'm stressed out in life,
and like I'm freaking out, No have this like long hair,
I need to plug, Like what is that Rocky comes
to my dreams, like my my first Rocky, my kitty.
And last night, last night, I was in like a

(20:43):
backseat of the car. My friend was driving me somewhere
and I had Rocky, my dog. But then all of
a sudden, Rocky turned into my first Rocky, my cat,
and just snuggling on me and kissing me. And I
woke up and I was like, hmm, she only comes
to me like twice a year and when I'm really
fucking shruck us out and I need to calm down.
And I woke up, and that just gave me peace

(21:03):
because he knows I'm freaking out. And then you know
how I see Nanny as a ladybug. Yes, I was closing.
I was opening the blinds to like open the door
for open the window for a second to get some
fresh air in my room. And there's a ladybug right
on the window. Mind you, there's snow on the ground.
I know I should have put it in my right
in your snob. Yeah, but I'm like, that's nanny. So

(21:25):
everyone is coming. All my loved ones from beyond are
coming to me letting me know everything's gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Okay, I believe it is too. I'm not worried at all.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
What if I do die? This is gonna be my
last podcast?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh no, you'll have a couple of you mean die
on the table right?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, like something goes wrong.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Don't think that'll happen. But do you have your if
it does, you have your will and testament done?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So I mentioned it at all. Yeah, I get the
IP of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
You get you get the podcast? Yeah, I want you. Yeah,
I want you to make my funeral like so much fun.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh yes, I will fisher open bar.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Cascade too, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Open bar like while you're laying there.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yes, so put my frozen hand up like this with
a drink with a with a marchini this.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh my god, you don't have you know how they
and like some cultures and communities, they like prop the
the fucking body up standing up, like standing up, or
like sitting on like a motorcycle, or like like on
a swing and they swing them around. I would have
done that, and they're dancing with them. Yeah, they have

(22:49):
them like on like like propped up in a chair,
like sitting in a chair like the cup of Henny
or they and then in some other cultures they dig
the body up every year and change the outfits as
like a thing, like like like a celebration.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
They'll be bones.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
No yet, it's it's the bones at the most points. Oh,
do you know? I bought macha from Costco, a huge
bag of it. They have a great deal.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Costco is macha.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yes, it's a bag. It's like a bag of powder.
You have to add your own sweetener to it though
it's but it's like natural, it's all organic macha. It's
great price because they rape.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That would have been nice for the snowstorm, because I
was so pissed that I couldn't get my macha for
two days. I was such a bitch.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
We need talk about Savannah gun Three's mother.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh, yeah, tell me what's happening?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, you didn't did you not read anything about it?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I saw like this one TikTok last night, but I
was like falling asleep, so I know a little bit
of it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
But we're not following Savannah gun three or pronouncing me
sorry from pronouncing her name wrong. From the Today Show.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
She's a news banker, right, she's.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, she's hosted the Today Show.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
She met her a few times.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I'm sure she's interview thousands of times. Yeah, so she is.
Her mother is was reported missing last week. Her eighty
four year old mother lives in Chuson, Arizona.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
By eighty four who takes an eighty four year old mother?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Thank you? Okay, I'm glad you didn't an thing about
because I'm trying to get I want to get real
reactions from you. Remember moved from her home. Now, this
is this happened that night. She went out to dinner
with her daughter, not Samannah's, the sister. Okay, the sister
dropped her off around ten pm. They went to she
went to bed or whatever, and then I guess in

(24:30):
the by the morning or something or at what time
they found her. But they realized she was missing from
her home. She wasn't she didn't show up to church
or something or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Like if someone went into her house and took her.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
So they found blood in the house, her blood in
the house. They found she's alive, so they don't know
she's love but listen to this. They listen, so they
so like, what the fuck happened? Who takes an eighty
four year old woman?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Also, there's there's ring footage and footage everywhere from the neighbors.
No one saw anything.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's mis raculously not there, miraculously not there. That the
that they said that.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
The cameras around my house. I'm not missing anything. Yeah,
that's weird.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So the thing is they so they were saying, is
it's not she doesn't have dementia, so it wasn't. It
wasn't a dementia thing where the kid they walk off,
So they believe that there was a forced entry. They
believe now and this is like, no, there's no answers anywhere,
Like no one's giving any answers, any of the sons
of conspiracy theories, Like it's a conspiracy theory right now.

(25:31):
That's saying that the sisters husband is is involved because
just because he looks shady, I don't know what else
with what they're backing it up with. They're saying that
he's fucked up. They're thinking that it's him, but or
you know, experts saying that it has to be an
inside job because like, who again, who was going to
steal I need for a woman. Then the other conspiracy

(25:51):
theories are, now, this is this and that. Again, these
are all conspiracy theories. I know that, I know this
is the real news here, and that's to tune in
here for us for the hard.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hitting Yeah you heard it here first.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
No, But the other conspiracy theories are Savannah is a newsperson,
a rich newsperson, millions millionaire. But she also heavily like
did stuff about the Epstein case, like like it was
like a whistleblower about like the Epstein case or something.
So they may maybe like or like you know, maybe
tied to her politics or her who are.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Or her everyone's fucking saying stuff about it? Yeah, what
are they going to attack everybody?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I don't know. So that's another conspiracy theory that that
I'm hearing. I'm not These are not my opinions. These
are just what's what's what I'm reading allegedly the things.
But now there was a ransom note that was that
was emailed to TMZ requesting billions of like millions and
millions of dollars in bitcoin for the return of the mother.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh oh, so then she's alive.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
They said that that's what the note said, so now
pat I was that And then everyone's like saying, is
this this is this? Who fucking emails tmz? It's like,
what kind of fucking crooks are these? Like why wouldn't
you find the person?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Or like, you know, but if they emailed, they could
the FBI can find can trace the IP address? I know,
I don't know, so they it's fucking twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Like everyone's like, this isn't real, This isn't real, But
apparently it is real. It has some truth to it
because Savannah, her sister, and her brother went on Instagram
last night and they made a statement, I'm gonna play it.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
On behalf of our family. We want to thank all
of you for the prayers for our beloved mom, Yancy.
We feel them and we continue to believe that she
feels them too. Our mom is a kind, faithful, loyal,

(27:58):
fiercely loving woman of goodness and liked. She's funny. It's
funky and clever. She has grandchildren that adore her and
crowd around her and cover her.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
You have to do this if I pass away.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
She loves fun an adventure. She is a devoted friend.
She is full of kindness and knowledge. Talk to her
and you'll see.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
So she basically goes on to that and she's a
sin and she says, we found we know what we
we got the note. We we see you hear you
were ready to talk. We're ready to talk, you know
whatever it was to she says to the robbers, we're
ready to talk. Come home, you know, Mom, if you're
here for listening to this, please come home, mom. If
you can hear his mommy, and once starts crying to mom,

(28:48):
it's weird, Mommy, I love you. It's I and now
I this is weird. It's so fucked up because I
I okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna be the one to
say if everyone's thinking it, I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I'm usually do that.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's exciting. This is exciting for me. I know it's
horrible someone's life is in danger, but like as far
as for true crime enthusiasts to see something in real
time is it's just it's just it's just what I love.
I mean, I'm praying for the I'm always praying for
the best outcome for all these victims. And it's horrible
to say, but you can't be a true crime junkie
without admitting that you find pleasure in someone else's demise.

(29:25):
But I like, I just, I'm just I just, I'm
I'm just such a nosy bitch, and like I just
want to figure it out, like I'm checking out a
new case. Now I wasn't right, I'm still working on
the Karen Read case, the retrial.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well, I'm sure the TikTokers are figuring out more shit
than the FBI. Yeah, because that's what always happens. You
know what I've been watching talking about, like loving true crime.
I got in give me, give me a good one.
But I've got into falling asleep to murder documentaries on YouTube.
There's so there's so many channels. Doctor Insanity. He it's

(30:00):
a good YouTube channel. It's like an hour long of
these crazy uh murderers getting caught and it's a lot
of like cop surveillance, so you see it like in
real time, which is I've been going to sleep all
week to people killing people and bodies in the trunk
and heads.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh, I've been in my element this week going to
sleep to that. So I am loving. I'm loving the
Killer documentaries on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Who would have thunk, Oh my god, I like it
so because.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I'm looking on all these streamers about the documentaries and
there's like none. I watched them already, That's why.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
But yeah, so Savannah again thought that saying and I
don't want to come up, I'll come up and sensitive.
But yeah, so our thoughts and prayers are with the
whole Savenah.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
That's horrendous, and that's also crazy and wild.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
And my thing is another question. And the other thing
is that she keeps talking about in the news she's sick.
So she's she's sick. Even the mother was sick. The
mother is on medicine. Life's like she has like medicine
she has to take every day at the well. Yeah,
so there's medicine she need, medication she needs And I
can't imagine what they would want for. And again, she's

(31:14):
not that rich. It's not like she's like it's not
like she's Bill Gates. It's gonna like or like fucking Amazon,
that's gonna they're gonna get like billions of dollars from
fromant note. She she's a news lady. I'm sure she's
worth a few million dollars, but it's like she's not
a billionaire and like she's not gonna they're not gonna
be able to get that much money. And it's just
the strangest thing for why this mother? Why this Only

(31:35):
her and her husband died when she was uh like
twenty years twenty five years ago or something like, So
she's been a single wife, a single mom in the
house for decades, Like she's some old lady, Like why her?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, this is crazy. Obviously they wanted the attention on
all the news outlets. That's why they took a news
anchor's mom. Yeah, because that would have got.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
He's never cooking with gas and like no cameras, Like
no one had a camera.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
It's twenty twenty six, bitch, the satellite cameras, your neighbors cameras.
Everybody has a ring or are security cameras on their
on their house. If someone took something from me, but
you're gonna know about it in two seconds. I have
hitting cameras everywhere. My neighbors have hitting cameras, the cars
going down my street, My whole entire block has cameras.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Fucking of fucking wind chime every day because there's so
many bells and whistles, good little warms.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Going off air, bitch, No one is getting into my house. No,
And if you do, my alarm system knows so well.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I know the code, I know the pin code for
the doors. So if you want it, send me on
hundred thousand dollars and I'll give it to you. You
can go take Streeky from her bed.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well I'm dying anyway.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
So oh, in other reality, when'd you start? How many
who said that who? And other reality news, there's a
reboot coming to the to the airwaves. The original Roney
Real Houses in New York is teaming up. They said
fuck you to Bravo because because so all the Real Housewives,

(33:09):
the original New York Real Housewives, Sonia Morgan, Luanne Della SEPs,
Ramona Singer, Kelly Ben, Kelly Benson, all the old g's, except.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
For they're all in their late fifties, early sixties, or
in their sixties, maybe they the sixties.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
They they've been trying to get so they wanted they
canceled The Real Housewives of New York and they booked
all these these hacks, these like these random bitches from
New York that no one knows for They did it
for two seasons and they one was worse than the
other one, and it was like, no one wants us
these like these no one cares what these characters. It's
like they never no one ever got over them canceling

(33:49):
the Real Housewives of New York, the real people. So
they hired these two seasons. Last two seasons have been
these new people that they hire, these younger like girls
that like, you know that no one has the room,
no one knows who they are first world second all.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
They nothing's better than an O J. Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, so they know one is like identifying with the
cast and it's not it's not entertaining by any means.
It's a it's it didn't do well and like no
one got over the fact that it's not the girl.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
And now everything is so forced. I feel reality is
so different now. Yeah, so they like they're trying to copy.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We want the girls back, and BRABO wouldn't green light it.
So BRABO wouldn't bring them back as New York or
even like a spinoffs. They wouldn't just said fuck you,
we're going to the channel. So now they're each channel
greenlight their reality show. They come back, so day they
all live. They all live.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Wait, so Andy doesn't own that.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's not called you A Housewives, it's called.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh they're just changing the name.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, it's all the cast, but it's all it's a
it's the same concept. But they all live down Florida now,
so everyone's been living in Florida. Oh Jill Zarren, So
Jill Zaren works, they're true.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, so Jill Zarren moved to Florida first, I believe.
So Jill's aarren is. So they all live in Florida.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So they're all gonna be a Palm beach area, taking
over a palm beach. It's ten. They got Greenley for
ten episodes. I can't imagine it until stop. They're gonna
die doing the show. If if this is the new
the New Kardashians, for me, it's like they it's gonna
be such a fucking because these are the women that
real reality. And they're messy, they're they're they're unapologetic. They
are just fucking bold and crazy and messy and it's

(35:27):
exactly what you want. And they're really like that and
they're not putting on a show. It's like exactly. And
they they all went through the ship, they all went
to God arrested, and they all, you know, went through
divorces and all they have all.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
The I'm sure they're just as messy being old and
living their retirement in Florida and Florida love that.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
So there's so much has happened since then, and now
they're saying there's gonna be other other are other girls
that might join. I'm hoping it's Deurrender, but Derinda doesn't
live in Florida, but you know they're rich. They can
just get a house of Florida. I'm Derinda. I would
like to see back. And I loved it. Carol I
setched her dry sense of humor was very well.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Is Bethany in it?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
She ding ding. This was about to say, so Bethany
just took to TikTok And because everyone says Bethany beth
can be there, she is. She just put a tiktook
saying that she is in such a great place in
her life right now. She's much more successful than she
was when she was on that show. Originally, she doesn't
want to she does she doesn't need to do that show.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
But she's but you don't need to, but you you
have to know.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
So she's supporting the women. I support all the women.
I want them to drive. I think she's gonna be sweet.
I think she I'm praying she gets persuading. This is
her time right now. She's on top of the world.
She's like the most popular you know thing right now.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, obviously she doesn't need it. I mean she's a billionaire,
but just this is iconic, like you have to be
a part of that cast.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I don't think she said she didn't need it, like
financially or like you know, to be for clout. I
think she just said she was at a place of
peace in her life and she was like and didn't
want to, like Bet, bring back the drama. Okay, let's
get into all through that. We have voicemails this week.
This comes from Avion in Atlanta, Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Hi, this is Avian. I'm calling from Atlanta, Georgia. I
just wanted to say how much I love the podcast.
I've been listening to the podcast for ten years. I've
been listening to this since college.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
I love.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
I'm watching you since probably when I was in high school.
And I love you Joey, You're hilarious. I just wanted
to send my.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Love well a thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I got to drink you a bitch. Ten okay, ten
years since she was in college. It's not it's not funny.
They're like the remember lest when they were in college
and now they're like adults. Ten years ago. We've been
doing this forever. We need to, like to achievement award.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I know. I feel like out of all the podcasts,
we've been here the longest, like, where where's that recognition?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
No one knows?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
So weird. We did naturally Nicole, and then we did
this was no there was I thought there was another name. No no, no,
no oh, then it was happening. No no no. So
we started with Apple podcast one podcast one.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And then we went to somewhere here and then here No.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, well thanks girl. I would love to show the
exact exact year that we started.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I would like to choose. I'd like to throw a party.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I want I want like a O but I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, this come, this seems okay, this says cancer scare.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
This is Erica great, let's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Erica in La.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Haid Snoopy and Jilley. This is Erica. I am living
out here in Los Angeles and I just wanted to
call in because I felt like super like it was
just like a coincidence that you brought up your you know,
chrone biopsy. I just wanted to throw my name in
the ring there that this is something.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
That I dealt with. I was really worried because.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I didn't think that I was going to be able
to have children because of it, and so it was
really scary process. But my doctor was really awesome and
I was able to get that done and have my son.
You actually need a cameo for me, and he told
me to get an epidural and I didn't listen and

(39:29):
I got fully dilated and then they gave me an epidural.
So I just want to say, ladies, don't be afraid
to get your epidurals. And then I, yeah, everything is
good with my health now. It's just something that you
do have to stay on top of. And I just
wanted to say thank you for you know, talking about it,

(39:50):
because it's really important. You know, if you're not on
top of it as a woman, then unfortunately a lot
of people won't help you. Staying on top of it,
and it can be very scary and they can get
to a chancerus place. So I just want to say
thank you and I love you moms.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Wait a second, Spooky, I kind of want to talk
to her because I want to be like, did it hurt?
Like I need to know the pain that I'm going.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
To expect Erica slide in and Spooky dms and let
her know. Wait. I love that resenting the sense of
community because it's like it I know it doesn't help anything.
It's it doesn't make it less scary, but kind of
does that there's ever people out there that went through
what you're going through and that they can relate like
something when you're in a scary place, you say like
and they kind of That's why.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I did this video. That's why I put the video
on TikTok, and I was like, I was debating you
guys for four days. I was like should I do this?
Should I not do it? And then I'm like, fuck it,
I'll do it, and then I'll put it in my
drafts and then i'll post it if I want to.
So I'm so glad that I ended up doing it
because there's so many comments of people saying I'm going
through the same thing. Thank God. So love you girl,

(41:00):
thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
And this comes from an LA caller.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Hello, I have a question. So I need to watch
this show. I live in America, in California, Nikki, I
have to watch your new ghost show. I cannot wait.
I'm so excited. But it's only airing in Canada. That
doesn't work for me. So I think if I download
a VPN or something, then I can watch it in America.

(41:27):
But is it going to be airing on any particular
streaming service Netflix Canada or Paramount Canada or what streaming
service should I look at? Or is it a completely
different one that's only in Canada, or is it going
to be like on cable in Canada.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Help?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I have to watch it, and I know your family
wants to watch it too, so I know you have
the answers. Please help.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
What network is it on?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
So it's on Crave in Canada. Yeah, same rivalry, So
it's literally just in Canada. But I have the option
of selling the whole series to the United States and
then they can buy it and then you guys can
watch it. So that is a plan once everything is
wrapped up. Because I just in my dates. I'm going

(42:12):
back to Canada, like back to back weekends. I'm getting
the shit done and I'm so scared, Becrist. We're going
to a prison next. I'm gonna freak the funk out.
But I put in my rider that I need a
bottle of wine to do it, so they got me
a bottle whine now. But yeah, so after the whole
series is done, I'm gonna shop it to America. They're
gonna buy it and then you can watch it. Queen, Well,

(42:32):
you's a plan for right now.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
The each channel is hiring. So if if anyone at
the EA channel wants to buy our spooky show, let
us know, come in. Everybody saw you.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Wait. Yeah, so it's on Crave. The VPN means like
you can switch where where the computer thinks you live
at and then like that's a lot of people watch
other shows. But yeah, it's the network. I think Crave
is pretty big. I think you can probably you can
definitely probably Crave.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Crave is the biggest one out there in Canada.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
That's where Peter Rogers from. Well, I mean it's not
this has been lovely. I do have to go lovely wiggles,
and I have to start making chili for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, I have to start de talk saying for my
surgery this weekend. So if I don't see you guys,
I will come to all of you as what should
I come back as? I want it to be something
crazy so we see it. So when you do see it,
it's like, bitch, that's her. Should I come back as
a tarantula? Yeah, I think it's there's a tanla.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think you should be flying. I think you needs
to be flying, terror terrorizing neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Okay, I'm gonna be a I'm gonna be a crow,
and if it's me, I'm gonna I'm gonna tap my
beak on your window. I'm gonna tap my beg on
your window and scare you. And I'm gonna be a
black crow. Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Well, ladies, enjoy its super all weekend for the beginning,
make sure to put little black lines under.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Your eyes, enjoy yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Paint footballs on your titties, and and eat up your snurve.
It's gonna be a good time. Meet up bad Bunny.
We'll be performing Spooky. We are. Our thoughts and prayers
are with you.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I'm gonna do a TikTok. I'm doing a TikTok of
the whole thing, so you you'll basically be with me.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
The whole thing. Okay, good, but yeah, say a prayer
for Spooky and also say a prayer for Savannah gun
three and her family and.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Anything else going anyone.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Else going through some trauma. We need to shut loving
one another. This is getting out of hand.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Chin up together.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Everything will be just fine. And I am available on
cameo this week if you need to book me or
Spooky is not available this week, but.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I'll be dead.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, thank you girls. By Girl
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