Snooki & Joey ARE BACK with celebrity gossip, unhinged stories & new podcast era

THEY’RE BACK! After a brief hiatus, Jersey Shore's Snooki and her best friend Joey are finally back behind the mic, and this time they’re bedazzled. Returning richer, more professional, and all glammed up in head-to-toe Ralph Lauren denim, from their brand new sets with The Volume. Kicking off their new chapter of It’s Happening, this season brings brand new segments, including Confession Sessions, presented by Hard Rock Bet, where Snooki and Joey spill what they’ve been keeping to themselves. This week? They’re confessing the most unhinged things they’ve been up to while they’ve been away.

Chaos ensues with these two as they catch us up on the last three months — Snooki turns Spooky, ghost hunting in Canada while facing her new diagnosis with cancer. Joey also faces off a brush with death as his nanny-cam catches him fainting. Nothing’s off limits as we fire rapid round questions featuring the latest obsessions, pet peeves, and the biggest plot twists and major life changes they’ve experienced during their time away. Of course, no episode is complete without the details on the latest celebrity gossip, including Joey’s allegation that Gypsy Rose may have copied his brand-new highlights. And a new hotline is open and ready for your business. Get ready, the mawmas are back.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It is happening with Spookie and Joey raw Men.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're back, bitches.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Looking at us new dicks.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Look at us. Did you miss us because we missed you?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We missed you? Oh my god, look at we are
on our new sets. Mama, I'm wearing a Yes, I'm
wearing a Ralph Lauren head to chow and I got level.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Your only said, you're like really dressed up. It looks
like you're going on a date or something.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm going going a date with Destiny. Mama.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
You look rich.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, I'm not rich.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's it's all at dawn at my light till we
touch turned off before the episode ends, so.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
We have to make sure. We have to do this quick.
It's all it's all smoke and mirrors.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
But this is our new sets, So welcome the Sto're
going to look like now, No, Spooky and I are
in the same room.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Can you tell.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Welcome to touch my hand?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wong side? Okay, So okay, So here is what's happening
you guys. Well, first of all, I am not wearing sunglasses,
and I actually did my makeup for you. I don't
know if it's gonna happen every single week. But I
feel like this is like the new US, the new
version of us. So we want to be classy and cute.
So I did my makeup for you. Look at our set.
I have like a leopard backdrop, a pink couch. I

(01:23):
have snoopy here, the snoopy plushy and then Joey's backdrop.
I feel like our backdrop, our backdrops are so us,
like this is me, Like this is my style and
then that's your style.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I mean I've read curtains. Now I'm so excited this.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm gonna have to start doing glam shots and photo
shoots outside of my apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Should make ends meet. So this is I have a
red curtain, I have a leopard couch. I have a
little chihuahua. Wiggles is here. I am on my myself
tan journey. But this is this is a video episode
if you want to watch it. Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I am Terra Cotta down to the bronze. My hair
is slicked and I'm wearing an ear muff.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now, you guys, Joey got decked out for you, so
you should feel I feel like we haven't how long
since we've seen our Crusaders March like twelve.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's wait since March chase June tenth, not pick a
feuse with June.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Teen, March April maye three months.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
A lot happens.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, ladies, crusaders, buckle up, because we are going to
dive in everything you've missed. We are at a new
home at the volume. Let's give it up the volume ever,
ladies and gentlemen, if you.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Volume, the volume of this is.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
An all in one powerhouse. Now, Nicole and I like
one stop shopping. We don't like to be hopping around.
We don't want someone to have to go to our chores,
our merch our podcasts are clips all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So while the volume is one organized once up warhorse,
they do at all.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
And yeah, we are gonna we're gonna bring it. We're
gonna bring it to every ball. So we're so excited
to be there's a new home there. Yeah it's a professional. Now,
now we have a lady that's gonna stay with us.
Maria is our new and that's not even Hysteriaum, her
name is so exotic, can't even pronounce unless you remove
your tongue.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
She has an exotic name and she's with George. But
now we have a babysitter because.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Before we used to go on our own be left
to our own devices and just be wilding out.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
But now we have a lady.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
A lady is sitting there. She's my mother goose. She's
sitting in the corner. They're watching us, listening to her
every word. So she'll make sure things.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Moving, and she a make sure that like we don't
get canceled, like make sure we don't say anything inappropriate,
which I feel like we're still gonna do, but like
make sure we don't get canceled. And she's actually like
helping us not be boring, even though we're never boring,
but like we have fun segments now, so like we're
professional and it's gonna be like an update, a great

(03:53):
show for you guys. So welcome back, we missed you,
and yeah, grab.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
We're update ladies, Crusaders. If you're looking here, you'll see
the Crusider Crisis hotline.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It is right here. This is my leopard furry phone.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We are so professional, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So we're gonna be taking your calls. So we're gonna
doing fat polans each week. Our phone number is going
to be right here. On the screen.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
And it's also gona be in our bios all over the.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Biot, all linked buyout.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm gonna be linked in the bio.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Our phone number, well, you call the Crusader Crisis Hotline
if you're in need of help or some advice, and
we're going to answer Peggy. Yes, I'm also gonna be
doing phone sets from here.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
But yeah, ladies, wait, so we need to We got
to update our bitches. We haven't seen them in three months.
I mean, what goes on. I don't even remember the
last thing that we were talking about on our last episode.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I think it was nine to eleven. I mean COVID
was it covid. Well, there's a new virus now, the
Handcha virus has come.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
The virus maybe we talked about that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Well, she's been rearing its ugly head. We didn't get
it yet, but I wouldn't put a rule anything out
on the It all has full blown cancer.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh yeah, I still have cancer, but but I am
getting my hysterectomy I think, I think in the end
of July, so we're still dealing with that. But everything's
you know cool. Oh my god, I finished my ghost
show you guys, Remember I was telling you how to
go to Canada and do my Ghoste show, and I
was literally going every single week. I feel like I

(05:21):
live in Toronto now and I love it over there.
Actually say, I feel like we have no I don't.
I feel like we have a lot of Canadian crusaders.
It is beautiful over there, and Toronto is it feels
like a cleaner city. I don't know. I just love
the city. They have great restaurants, great bars. I mean,

(05:42):
I kind of want to and I'm actually I'm going. Okay,
So this weekend I have to go to Toronto again because
it's the upfront. So the Upfronts is basically, like you know,
when you shoot a show and it's gonna come out soon,
you got to go to the upfronts to like introduce
it to the network and let everybody know that it's happening.
So I have to go do that, and then I'll
be in Nashville this weekend. So if you bitches are

(06:04):
going to the CMA Fest, I will be there this
weekend Saturday to Monday, and I'm really excited. I'm hosting
a Sunday Funday party at Jbj's at like two o'clock,
So if you guys want to come, come on down.
But yeah, I finished my Ghostly show and I'm so
proud of myself. Like I remember how scared I was.
I was like, oh, I'm scared I'm going to bring

(06:25):
like ghosties home and demons. But it actually turned out
to be amazing. And I had my friend Missy there,
who is like our resident witch, so she had like
all the spells and potions and the stage to keep
me protected. So it was literally the best show that
I've ever shot my entire life. It was just so
smooth and fun and no pressure. So I'm really excited

(06:47):
for it to come out. So I've been Yeah, I've
been me. I've been busy with my Canadian show, going
back and forth to Canada, and you know obviously like
the kids and whatever. So that's basically yeah, I still
have the kids.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Wait, so Canada. Yeah, our lives, Our lives are falling apart.
I thought you're gonna jump into the to the Night
were Falls.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh yeah, Niagara Falls. I went there twice. Oh my god, bitch,
I could live there. It is so much fun. There's
so many things to do, but you have to go
to Niagara Falls on the Canadian side, the Buffalo side.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
You don't really Buffalo Buffalo is literally right across. You
don't have a review of the falls. So if you
want to see Niagara Falls, you have to go to
the Canadian side. But I went there twice and it
was it was gorgeous, Joey, you would love it. It was
so pretty.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Well, were you afraid that you weren't going to get
back into your country when you had to go outside
the border just go see the river?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
No? But I was scared because the haunts of virus
was happening, you know, the oarship, and I was like,
what if all of a sudden, like there's cases everywhere
and they shut down the planes and I can't get home.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
And I'm stuck a kid. Cases everywhere.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Cases. So I was scared that I was like, not
go to see my kids for a while. But it
didn't happen, thank God. I was nervous. And when I
said and when it came out and I was traveling,
everybody had masks on in the freaking airport.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Again. No, if that has like me wearing a mask,
I can't. I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Again, you know, what now it disappeared. It's not here anymore.
Where the fuck did the hana virus go. It's like
it never happened.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It sounds like quanted virus. Maybe it's maybe it's on
the river.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's hard.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
What have I been up to? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
What are you up to besides losing a million pounds
and looking like a supermodel?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, thank you, I've been. I'm on a lethal dose
of glp ones.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I'm taking the true seppetide that I get from a
shady website online.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I think you're good, though, now like you want to
get skinnier.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, I do because I have to get down to
my goal weight and I'm not down. I've been. I've
been nine pounds shy my goal weight for like a
month now.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
And it's like, well, you're gonna kard you have cancer.
Well I'm the one that has cancer.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
No, it's not gonna look like that.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
But you look too skinny.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
But I know I need to get to my just
for myself and my will being. I need to get
down to my my goal weight, which is nine pounds away,
and then I have to lose like ten more pounds
just for buffer.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
So I can start, you know, like a christ Chris.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Can you tell him he looks fine? I think I
feel like he's having a complex.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now, Oh no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I know I'm a bad bitch, but I'm not like Dot.
I'm not like depending on my looks. I have other
I have other.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Things to offer. But I lost a bunch of weight on.
She's appetite, I'm wearing, I'm learning light blow and we're
going a Canadian.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Tuxedo head to chow. I got higher you look I went.
I went to Rita haze On I got. I dyed
my hair blonde. It slipped now because I have a
treatment in so you can't see this app frosted tips
I got. I went all blonde. Now, not only did
I go to the best colors in the world, but
she's also Beyonce's colors. And I got to sit in
the same room and as Beyonce's wigs as they were

(09:49):
being colored. To me and Beyonce's wig, We're sitting right
next to each other getting our hair colored.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh my god, I would have sniffed the wigs. I
would have been like I did.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't anyone Rita, don't tell anyone to Beyonce, Please
don't be mad at me. It was before where they
washed them.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
But I did take a dirty wig off the counter
and I held it because I wanted to get her
of Sasha fears, so I chocked away.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So she does a ton of people. Then she does Beyonce, Jessica.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Who else, Jessica Simpson, j Low everyone, she does, Jo,
she does, Chrisy, she does, she does. She does Kim
Kardashian's hairdresser's hair. So she's doing she's been doing everyone's
hair for for the world.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Was she so pricey?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Though she is very pricey, but it's worth it. But
she said that she she got her hair, her hands
on Stoopy's hair. She can o good. So we'll go together.
We have the Galaxy and we'll we'll be the leads
to lunch. So yeah, Rita, he's blonde hair.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But also I also did a brush with had a
brush with Steph myself.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You had a cancer scare. I almost died from a
forest blunt head.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Injury because you're so skinny. Okay, so the other day
almost passed.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I literally I feel like the Crusader's favorite moment of us.
As you're passing away, you were literally passing away.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
You guys, this is okay, it's all. We're laughing about
it now. But in the moment and when you see
the footage, it was terrifying. It's like, you look so scared.
I woke when I woke up from the fainting spell.
Basically I fainted. I passed out. I was walking. I've
been I've been getting lightheaded, and now I've been hearing
a lot of stories meet us stories. I can't hear
a lot of stories about people that are entr zeppetite

(11:30):
that they get dizzy upon standard.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I think it's the symptom, which I'm fine. I'm fine with.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
You're lacking the nutrients.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, I'm also doing inter minute fasting, so I can't
eat until.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
So here's my schedule, ladies. My schedule is I I
go to bed at nine o'clock every night now. So
for the past months, I've been taking my pills at
my my what do I take at night? My melowchon
and gummies your magne taking those at night.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I've been taking those at nine o'clock at night every night,
phoning even and I wake up at six point thirty.
I make my coffee.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I go, I go onto the balcony and I smoke
a cigarette and drink my espresso.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, so I'm loving the fact that he's smoking cigarettes
in the morning, because you want to we still have
some fun Joey in there. So he's smoking a cigarette
in the morning with this coffee.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I do that partially, probably to make myself shit, but
also because I just like it's my Parisian roots.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I just can't. I can't. It's very fresh of you,
very fresh. So I go on my Farida on my balcony.
ME and Peky sit there. I smoke it.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I smoke an American Seret Spirit blue light blue cigarette.
I have my espresso from my Brevel machine the Nicole
got me for Christmas. And then I just sit there
and I just I just take in the day and
I meditate. I have a crystal and I meditate this.
So this was in the morning. This was like after this,
like five o'clock at night. So then I don't start
eating until like as late as I can go, but

(12:48):
I usually go. I usually wake around like three o'clock
to eat. But that was the problem. It was so
I was I was about five o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I think I ate a little Somethingay, I think I
had chew low carb chocolates at this time in the tank.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh wait, that's a low carb taco.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
It's a zero My god, Cole, it's so fucking good,
zero car I'm trying to do no carbs.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Zero car tacos? You get that?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
You get the taco shells from Mission Carb Balance. There's
zero net carbs and there's small ones and you can
eat you know, I hit two of them, but you
can have three of them. I think they're it's like
they're like five calories, it's nothing, and it's zero zero
carbs and send me that, Yes, and you just put
them on the pan toast them up, and then you
put your steak in there with a little salsa and yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Because side note, I'm really trying to get the GG
crackers and they're sold out everywhere, like what the hell?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Too low carpt tacos. And then I'm in I'm like
in the bed like doom scrolling.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
So I guess I got up to go to the
kitchen to grab water, and I got dizzy, like an
early jew. And when I get dizzy, I usually hold
on to, like, you know, whatever is next to me,
just for a second, collect myself.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
This time, I stand up on my way into.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
The living room from the bedroom and I get you know,
I started getting a little light headed, so I hold
onto the wall.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Next thing you know, I am. I blacked out.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I blacked the floor on the floor with Peko licking
my face, and I wake up and I shook. Like
when I woke up, I was like, so I had
a little seizure as well. I edited that for dramatics,
so I was like, and I fell on my hands.
So when I got up, I was like, I was like,
what the hell is where am I? And I was like,
my hand hurts so because I fell onto my hand.

(14:25):
And then I was like I was scared. So I
was like, oh my god, I fucking passed out. I
was like, thank god I didn't hit my heads. If
I hit my head one more inch over like on
the f the breakfront, I would have been bleeding out
on the floor and Pico would have been eating.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
My remains.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
In your casket.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
But luckily for us, I have nanny cams all over
the house and we caught it on the furbough. So
we have footage of it on me passing out. Thank god,
I would have clothes on.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I could have been so confused.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I like, oh my godness, you could.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
See me seize little bit. And now we do have
the clip and I believe we can show it now.
So that was my brush with death and thank god.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, so what did you do after that? Did you
like get up and you're like, holy shit, let me
eat something. Let me tell you something, like, what did
you eat?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
An apple? I had an apple.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I would have ordered fitch. My body shutting down.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I thought I thought I had to die of the sugars,
I thought, so I so I took a pink Lady
apple to the gullet and then I started. You know,
I think I had a cube of cheese after that.
But I haven't had a fainting spell after that.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I think I had. I think it was just a
one time thing. But like you see people that pass out,
it's fucking terrifying. Remember when Heather McDonald, the comedian passed out.
She was on stage and she fell back and passed out,
and she had black eyes and she was in the
hospitals for days.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Remember when Wendy Williams, fucking Williams and Wendy Williams. And
she fell, she went and then fell back like that's terrifying.
I don't think I ever like almost passed out before.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I never had it before my life.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't think that's ever happened to me. I mean,
I get to the point where like I'm dizzy if
I get up too fast and I'm fasting, and I'm
like whoa, oh shit, and I see like stars, That's
what I'm like, all right, bitch, you gotta fucking eat.
But I've never like fully passed out or seized before.
That's scary.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
The Caesar was scary. I mean it was just it
was more like a tremor if you will. Yeah, But
I actually this did happen to me when I was
when I first started starving myself years ago, when I
first battled with my ed and I passed out in
when you were young.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, my father woke me up, shoving a vegan hot
jog down my throat, saying you're not aper model.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I said, hatch watch and learn malla. But we all survived.
Pico was terrified that. Yeah, that's a scary part of it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Poor thing. It's like a service dog. But more of
the story is like everybody wants to be the best
version of themselves. Just do it carefully and don't fast
too much. Like I don't like, I think you look
great right now. I don't want you to overdo it,
but like just make sure throughout the day, like you're
drinking and like you can have like some almonds and

(17:09):
you know, like good stuff that's not bad for you.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh, no, I do I do eat. No, I eat
a balanced s. I have my calories. I do my
Weight Watchers.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, I have to be doing that.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, And I have my app I do I use.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I use the weight Watchers app, and I use my
Fitness Peal app, which is fabulous. And I do my calories,
I get all my nutrients, and I'm I'm the healthiest
I've ever been.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
My blood work is fucking flawless.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, that's great, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
My blood work is flawless. I have I have high
I have high tragulus rights by nature, that's just in me.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I can't I can't suppress that. But anyway, I've been Yeah,
I've been doing that. And then I'm got to show
all my little crop recipes. I know, I've been off
the wagon. I think I'm gona get drunk this week.
I had a very trying week.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, same, I feel like so the new blue moon
just happened, bitches. Yes, I went outside, I was I
was burning all the things, and I was just like manifesting. Man,
Yeah I had that, and I was manifesting and just
meditating like what I want, because I feel like this

(18:11):
whole beginning of the year twenty twenty six has been
fucking shit. I hate it. I don't like it. There's
weird shit going on. I'm stressed. I'm like forcing myself
to be happy. And now I'm just like positive vibes.
If something bothers me, get out like I don't want it.
So I am manifesting and meditating like good vibes, like

(18:32):
for right now. Like June is supposed to bring us
great things. It's supposed to bring us an energy shift,
positive vibes, like manifesting what you want, positive energy. So
I feel like June's gonna be good for us. And
I will be drinking as well this weekend because I
will be in Nashville, so.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I really want to.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I might do. I might do a little bit and
drinking this weekend. Let's we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I really want to come, but I think it's best
interests today.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Jo't I know I said I told you I'd buy
your flight, but yeah, you need to buy.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
You can you can, you can get used the points.
But anyway, and I'm not saying, I know, not using
my Paris flight to go because Nicole fa she gets
she got me around ships flight to Paris for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Well, I think that's only for Paris, Like, you can't
like move it. That's actually to go to Paris.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
What if I could like to lay over in Nashville.
Do you think they have those kind of flight anyway?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, through that, yeah, my health has never been better,
but I do need to churn up.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
My mouth has never been worse.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Well, no, that's what I say about manifesting.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Manifesting we have to literally cut the cancer out of
our lives. This this literally you quite literally out of
your story. Cancer out now it's and I've been planting
and I'm learning, and I learned this. This is a
plant one thing. If something is rotting or something that
you have to cut it out, cut out the cancer.
If there's a lot on your plant, that's that's that's

(19:58):
dead and there it's gonna bring everyone else down. Cut
it out, cut it out of your life. If it
doesn't serve you or bring you joy, or it's not
gonna make you or your life better, cut it out, ladies.
That's that's what I'm doing here, And that for me,
that was literally that was transfats and I cut them out.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, now we're gonna get you a new segment.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
We're gonna beat you some rapid fire thing, just topics
of things that we thought, we thought it would be
funny to let you know what's going on, what's uh,
what's on our minds this week, what we're obsessed with,
all different things. So this is our rapid fire thing
we're gonna do next, starting with Okay, Nicole, let's tell
everyone the biggest plot twist since we were here last
for you and then for me, what was your biggest

(20:35):
plot twist?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Biggest plot twist? I don't know. I feel like I'm
just not taking shit anymore from anybody. That makes me upset.
So like my vibe right now is just like I
want to be organized in my house. I'm like throwing
shit away or like giving shit away, like I'm I'm
purging my house. I wanted to be clean. I want

(20:57):
nothing here when I cook, I want my kitchen to
be spick and span, and it's very hard with three kids.
And I just feel like, when you have a clean
house and there's not clutter everywhere and people aren't pissing
you off and annoying you, you you're great. And I
just feel like I'm not dealing with any negativity anymore.
Like last time you saw me, I was just like, ugh, whatever,

(21:19):
I'm like not trying. But now I'm just like, I
don't want any negative vibes of my life, and if
there is, I'm fucking throwing you out.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
So the Black Girl plot twist, Yeah, my biggest plot
twist is I put.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
My cleaning ladies on hiatus. I have them on pause
right now. I'm trying to be financially responsible and yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You don't really need them, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I was to yourself, well, I was spending thousand dollars
a month on the podcast. I'm I'm clean ladies, So
that's something I'm trying to be financial, financially responsible and
also lots of change about me, so I'm trying to
do that.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
And I and I'm also Yeah, so I'm cleaning myself myself.
But I've started cleaning myself and I've been soaking OxyS.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It feels so good.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I was oxy cleaning my sheets, I deep clean on
the stoke.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I was taking my aggression out and all my worries
and fears out on the grind.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
So that's because.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
You know, yeah, And also also when you do that,
like playing music, like music, like obviously I love music,
but like I feel like I only hear music, like
if I go out to a restaurant or like a lounge.
Now I'm making sure to listen to music every time
I go walk, every time I work out, if I'm cooking,
I play music, and I just feel like it gives
you like a vibe, you know, it just makes you happy.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Love it. That's a plot twist.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I'm one thing that has changed about you since we
lasted here, I'll go first. The one thing I changed
around me is I have been less wasteful, and I've
I try I really last for my Wait.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
What do you mean like your waist has gotten skinny?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
That and remember my New Year's resolution, the Late Crusaders.
Remember I was supposed to be more mindful of waste consumption.
I was always buying when I.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Would when I buy, when I woke to grocries, to
the grocery store, I'd buy the Costco size steaks and
all the all the just things, and everything goes bad
and I throw them out or I get I get
cluttered and I want to clean out, I throw them at.
I just like was buying too much shit and like
and like just consuming so much stuff. So this time
I literally like instead of net Brooke, it's I'm still

(23:23):
having trouble doing it, but like, I like what. I
went to the grocery store and I instead of buying.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
All the stakes I like, because I knew it was
just me and just me for that night, would normally
buy five stakes and just said I'll have them in
the house. I bought one steak and I ate the
steak or over two nights, and I didn't waste all
this money. Then I went to it instead of instead
of buying the Costco bag of lemons, a ten pound
bag I bought, I went to the farmer's market and I.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Picked up a couple of lemons, three lemons, and I
have them. They didn't rot. And my my my thing,
my bulls. My bullets and my bulls not as full
as it was, but at least I have lemons and
I and I have a lemon in my water here
and then for lunch for generongs s greezing on my salad,
and I have the three lemons. Now I don't need
brought lemons there.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I've just been very mindful of my of my consumption
and things that are going to waste.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know what, I've been trying to tell you this
for years, that you overspend. I've been telling you, like Joey,
he just always like did extravagant things and like wanted
to get the best things. And I'm like, you really
don't need that, Like let's save. And I've always been
telling you.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
To do this. So that's why you have a house
and I have a doing that nothing of my bank account.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, maybe if you listen to me before, you would
have money.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well, it's the new meat, It's the new.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Live and learn, all right, our biggest Oh mind.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
What's changed about you?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
What's changed about me? It's kind of like the same
thing that I said before. It's just like I'm not
dealing with any ship anymore. And I feel like I
just want like a positive life. I want to. I
feel like I lost myself a little bit, and I
don't know if it's because you know, I'm still busy
with work and my schedule and I don't know kids
and traveling so much because I am a homebody. So

(25:05):
when I travel so much and there's luggage sitting there
and I'm just tired, and I love my sleep and
I like to have rat days and I'm not doing it.
I just don't feel like myself. So I'm really really
trying to just wake up and have a great attitude.
And that's like so not me as a Sagittarius, because
when I wake up, like we're fucking bitchy, and I
feel like we get in our moods. I'm really trying

(25:26):
not to get in a mood and I'm trying not to.
I'm trying. I'm trying to have patience with my kids
and I because I don't really have patience, Like it's
very thin and I'm like, come on. So I just
feel like overall, I'm just trying to be a better
version of myself and it's working out. I feel like
it's great.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
I think this is your unapologetic error. I feel like you.
I feel like you You've always been yourself, but you
does it. You're not letting people views of you or
anything that you do in your life, you know, dictated anymore.
You're you're taking control of of your narrative. And I
love it.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, I just wanna. I just want to be a bad,
powerful bitch and that's that's what we're getting.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Let meet you, I get it big.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
The biggest obsession. I feel like you always have great obsessions,
so you go while I think of mine.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Okay, I have a few different obsessions right now.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
One obsession is this espresso that I get from I
mean this, this coffee drink for in the city. It's
called Rhythm zero and it's called the Calf the Coconut Americano.
This is it's like a cute, like like coffee shop,
and there's one in brook two in Brooklyn, and one's
in the West Village. Basically, it's like whipped espresso on
top of coconut water and it is so delicious. But

(26:41):
even if you're not whipping your espresso, putting a shot
of espresso into coconut water over ice is like my
most delicious thing ever because you're not putting any a
lot of calories, but you're getting the sweetness of the coconut.
Coconut Americanos are my summer jam. Rhythm zero is my
my guilty pleasure. When I want to want to treat myself,
I'll go there and get that one. But at home,
I just get cokenut water and my espresso and I

(27:01):
put them together and that is my summer espresso drink.
That's locale, but it will not you and but it
also gives you that zip and it's a little sweet,
a little sinful, but it's like that.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Americano is my obsession right now.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, So I recently went to Jutella's because I got tutellas.
I went to get my botox, which I started a
new area. I did my chin because I realized when
I do my kissy bass and I smile, there's like
cellulite dimples on my chin. I'm like, what the fuck
is that now? So when I got my cellulite, I

(27:39):
talked to the the girl who does like the facials
and stuff, and she's like, you have to come in
for a facial and I was like, all right, like
when I have time, and I'm not like, you know,
like rushing around traveling like I'm gonna come in get
the whole thing done. She ended up giving me this
SPF that that has like like make no, it has
like your shade it and it matches to anybody's color

(28:03):
out to MD. I think it's upstairs.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I have a red is it white with a red label?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it's a white bottle. I don't know what color
the label is, but she gave me a tube. She's like,
try it out. You know, obviously we're supposed to be
wearing SPF every day on our faces so we don't
age and whatever. And obviously I don't really do that
all the time because I'm just in the sun baking
because I still love to tan. So she gave me
it and I've been wearing out my face every single
day and even today, like instead of doing the makeup moisturizer,

(28:34):
I put the SBF moisturizer on and it just feels
it doesn't feel caky. It feels like I have no
makeup on my face, and I just love it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I love you tell us today.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's my new thing.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I had the one that I loved that I remember
were last time we were having brunched a girl's lunch
and I took it out and made a little bit
about it. Super Goops, Oh god, yes, that's you should
try that one.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
If you're looking for a good one, I can recommend
to you Supergoops glows screen. It's in my shot may
you can go to my link in my bio and
it is SPF forty and it smells amazing and it's
give you you don't need foundation with it.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Your skin just glows. Yes, that's my.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Thing, especially in the summer, Like we don't want to
have like and we want to look cute, but like
we're going to an outdoor bar, we're going on a
bow and you want to like look somewhat decent throwing
that on your face without throwing cakey fucking moisturizer on
and then you're sweating and it's coming off and you're
jumping in the water. Like this stuff just makes your
face look smooth. It's coverage if you have a little
red spots and yeah, also protected from the sun. Who

(29:33):
knew that I would like this shit, but I know
I love it.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And I love it also because does sweeter skin out. Nowadays,
the filters on Instagram have gotten so insane. I can't
even use them because it looks. It looks so bad.
I can't even put them because it's too blurd.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Why can't you have nights clean light, little smoothing. Look
at the Paris filter as the thing.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
But I can't use the filters anymore because they look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
So I just have to have my skin sitting at
all times. Yeah, and so I can't because I use
the filters.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You know, you don't even need a filter. You look fine,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
But speaking of your tellers, I want to go to
him because I need to get I lost the wave
and my skin needs a little bit of tightening. The
Morpheus eight that is as an lazer they do and
it tightens the loose skins.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I want to do that. The most expensive purchase I
would have to say I forgot I bought lately. Did
you go on a spree? Hmmm?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I actually really do want to go on to spare.
I want to go to Short Hills and like spend
spend a couple of bills. I don't know the last
thing that I splurged on. What did I get? I
feel like I bought Jessica Simpson heels because I really
want to cute heels for Nashville and cute Lake platform

(30:45):
heels for summer and stuff. So I bought like ten
pairs of Jessica Simpson heels, which adds up, you know,
my heels that I can wear.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I know.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I paid my Connatison bill, my air conditioning bill, that
was almost three thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh god, but that's another thing I'm not consuming. I
haven't sweat since I'm probably that's another thing. I've been
like getting.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Hot because you lost so much weight.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, so I'm not hockey work. I haven't earn it
from the air on. It's eighty degrees I have. I
have no air conditioning on right now, I see.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
So even though I don't sweat as much, I still
need my room to be like an ice box, like
I can't see without it.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
No, but I still have. I'm still gonna keep the
air on, but I usually have. I used to have
three machines running from from April till fucking till August.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, because when you're heavier, you're just sweat doing anything.
It's the worst. I have to say. I'm still sweating.
Even though I lost like thirty pounds, I'm still sweating.
I think it's just in my DNA like do Chileans
sweat a lot like normally? Because I'm just I'm always
running hot and I hate it.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Wait, did everyone also notice our new mic boxes? I'm
gonna shot out sparkles by Sarah.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
This is we have our new mic boxes and there
are be crusted in all rubies.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
These are these are over but this is what we
slurged on. These are the These are the the ruby.
Yes it works by Sarah Mike boxes and they have
her initials on them mine says Jay.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
As for Spooky, yeah, it's very cute, very nice.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Last one biggest pet peeves and this is something new
that happened to me, but I have to get I
had to get vocal because I'm a mother at the
dog park. I'm going to dog park every day and
Peaky speaking now that Peaky's used to it, he can't
and it's I can't not go because he gets sad, So.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I can go every day. My pet peeve is parents
and this sup goes for kids, children, the mothers for children,
dogs whatever, mothers and dogs, and do have parents that
don't watch their fucking kids. My baby was being attacked
and there's there's a dog going around humping everyone and
being the problem, causing scenes and causing all the chaos,
and the bitch is sitting there just looking at her

(32:56):
phone like or like not paying attention that like their
kids are fucking problem. Their kid is wreaking havoc all
over the park, making it unenjoyable for everyone every because
every other parent's having to get up to go to
break up the fight or break up the scuffle of
this annoying fucking dog with the bad parent to get
to ruining everyone else's time in the park, and the
same thing at the beach or wherever. If I have

(33:16):
if I know, if your kid is causing a scene
and you're just sitting there ignoring it, is my biggest
pet peeve ever be You have to be socially aware
of everything surroundings. They're not a good mom because a
mother has instincts and no matter what, and you know,
if your kid's being bad or not, watch your fucking kid,
Watch your damn kid. That's my pet peeve.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Pay Man's sister Y's.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You're spooky pop off mama, my pet peeve.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I mean, so I've been traveling a lot and I
feel like I've seen like all the TSA agents and
I just feel like, you know, when you go through security,
you're like you're you're so scared in general because you
don't want to mess up and you feel like you
have drugs on you but you don't, and you just
don't want to get in trouble. I a freak. I

(34:00):
I know TSA agents they have like a very serious job,
like they're protecting the people, making sure like nothing bad
gets in and just making sure there's no bad people.
But like there's a way to like talk to people,
and I just feel like some TSA agents are so
sweet and they're like, yeah, you know, laptops out, even
though they're screaming it, and they're like yes, you know,

(34:22):
put in the separate bin whatever. Some people are very nice.
Others are like I just said that and like screaming
and being nasty. The last time, uh, one TSA agent
yelled at my mother in law saying take your shoes
off now. Yeah, I go, whoa, whoa, whoa buddy. I
was like, that is my mother in law. You can
say it in a nice voice. You don't have to

(34:42):
scream at her like she's a moron. And he was like, oh, sorry, Like,
I just feel like some of these TSA agents are
very entitled, and I get your job as serious, but
speak to us nicely because you know we're we're not
we're not babies.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We understand is stressful enough.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
We don't need we don't need everyone's fucking calm. Maybe
things would just be easier around the world the people
to get.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's why I always appreciate really nice, polite, understanding TSA
agents who are human and they're nice, because if you're
nasty and you're entitled and you just don't give a fuck,
like you're annoying, like you're ruining people's days and trips
that they're excited to go on the plane for, so
be a nice person.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Thanks, trips were sick.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
So I just feel like, you know, just I know
it's a hard job, and I know TSA has been
going through things, you know, with obviously losing their jobs
and there was like a government shut down and everything.
Totally get that and feel awful for you and everything,
but it's more of just like, can we just be
nice and respectful to each other when we're doing our job,

(35:45):
just because what happened to my mother in law I'm like,
oh my god, like you really don't have to scream
in her face like that. And I've been traveling so
much that you know, when I travel, I just I
want to meet nice people and I want to have
nice encounters. And I know people have bad days, you know,
but you know that could ruin somebody's trip. If somebody's cranky.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Kindness is cool and it's kindness is is contagious, So
be kind.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
And that's all we have to say about that. But
you guys, I'm excited because we have a new weekly segment.
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Speaker 4 (36:26):
Every single week, I'm made a confession session.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Confession Sessions. Okay, So something unhinged or embarrassing that I've
been doing since you guys last saw me. Every time
I get annoyed, and you know, I'm trying to be
positive vibes here. Anytime something inconveniences me or upsets me
or like puts me in a negative mood, I literally

(36:52):
hit the vape and it's not like I'm vaping. It's
not like I'm vaping every single day, Like I wake
up and I have to vape and I need my vape.
But like I'll go through the day, you know, and
I get like an annoying email or like something I
have to do for work, or I have to travel somewhere,
you know, last minute that I don't want to travel to.
I go, yeah, and then I just and then I

(37:14):
just feel like my anger went away. So I know
it's a bad habit. But I mean everyone's vaping right
now and it's fine, and I definitely vape when I drink,
but like, I don't know, that's just like something that
I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, you're unhinging, you're unedged your hinges.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
My unhinged thing I did recently, and this is the
third time this has happened. Maybe because I'm just not
socially where I'm just so comfortable my own skin.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't realize it. I went out and walked the
dog in my underwear again because I'm not realizing like
your boxers.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Boxers, Yeah, but they're not like they're obviously not like
pajama bottoms. They're not like pajama box they're like underwear,
like they're like they're elastically it was it was boxer
briefs like underwear.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
But I'm like, so cozy.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
But does it look like running shorts or something.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, Well, if you maybe if you're an Olympic biker,
but I'm some random fucking fruitcake that's running around the
streets with a Chihuahua and a spraychan. It's like, oh, people.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Probably think you're having a mental breakdown.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
My do what did the dorma give you? A little
shot out?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
They weren't white. I mean, if they were white underwear,
like yeah, like like white.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Like stains in your ass.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
They were black, but like and I had a shirt on.
But it's like but once I'm out there, I'm like
fuck it. I was like, I'm not going back inside.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Look at me.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
My kids got to pay and so but this is
what it used to me when I was like, they
were like, you know, pajama bottom. Once these were full
on skimsoefs.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
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Speaker 1 (38:42):
Okay, so I'm taking a big vap it and you're
walking around in underwear.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeahs out and then and then fainting.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
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Speaker 2 (38:52):
I love it. I was gonna say the same thing.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
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Speaker 3 (40:16):
There's people since we've been gone, I can't even what's happened,
but the girls are wilding out.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
So many things, so many things. Where do we start?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm gonna start with Spencer Pratt. It's getting new president.
What is he running for?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
He's trying, He's running for governor of even.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
The governor was six governor or mayor or mayor of
Los Angeles victorial elect.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Well, listen, I have since I've been manifesting the mayor.
I had a midlife crisis the other day and I
was I was manifesting with all my things, and I
realized I have a Spencer's Pratt crystal that he gave
me last time we hung out. Remember he was selling
those crystal crystal necklace. So I choke it and I've
been wearing it when I go outside for my morning
manifestation and I hold that and I'm also helping him

(41:03):
out by putting energy into his crystal so he gets
to win the presidency. But I'm also you know, using
his crystal. But what are we thinking about this now?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Famously, actors, actors, like people have like have been celebrities,
celebrities have been mayors. Now, Arnold Swarzenegger was the mayor, or,
the governor or whatever for many moves, and she, you know,
he's an actor and reality star now. But everyone's saying,
we're not We're not doing this again, and there's a
lot of backlash. And this is the last person I

(41:31):
would think that would want to be in politics or
even having to do a politics. But he is getting
such a great response to it, like people are are
really not just not just silly people doing it, not
just doing it, like ironically, people are really excited about
what he has to say because I think he's he
lost him and the Tidy have lost their house due
to the wildfires, and I think that's what he's leading

(41:54):
his campaign with.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
But yeah, what do you think, Nick?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well, obviously when everyone heard he was running, they were like, oh, God,
another reality star running, and like I get that, and
you know, I love Spencer and Heidi, but I also
but when I first heard it, I was like, oh,
like what is going on here?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
What is going on here? And then I started like researching,
like seeing his speeches and like what he wants to
change and like what are his passions? What is he
trying to do for the people, And just listening to him,
I'm like, who knew? Well, I kind of knew because

(42:35):
the whole time Spencer Pratt is fucking smart as fuck.
He's there for the people. He wants to really change
his area and help everyone, like he has like such
amazing valid points and obviously we're not voting because we
don't live there, but I mean, if I live there,
I have a vote for him.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
He has.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
He has great ideas, great voting, great motivation for changing
the area. He lost his home in the fires as
well as everybody else. Nobody got anything from the government.
He's trying to clean up the streets with a homeless
and helping people with drug addiction and just making the
area like a better place. Like I feel like he's
doing great. And I did comment on one of his posts.

(43:17):
I was like, I'm so proud of you, like killing it,
and I got, you know, some hate from it, but
I mean, I think he's doing a great job. So
you know, I feel like I'm proud of him.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I am too. I am proud of him. ILD definitely
vote for him. And you know what I like about Okay,
so top top.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I mean sorry, politics is a hot taboo subject and
everyone is always so dramatic about it, like, you know,
making it their whole personalities, making their whole personalities and
being so opinioned and strong.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
And so forceful about what their beliefs are and so
like that.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I don't know if I'm because I'm not paying attention
what's going on, but I noticed I could feel it
or feelings and stuff. I'm not getting that feeling with
his campaign that it's a divided thing about one way
this side or that side.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I think he's just making good points of like what
you know. I mean, he's not bringing like, you know,
the division into his campaign. Is that what? That's what
I'm trying to say that he's not not like this,
So there's this is who I am?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
And yeah, I feel that a news thing just came
out that Democrats and Republicans both want to vote for
him because he's he's just appeasing everybody. Appeasing calm Jack.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
That should should we have your ideas of who you
are and what it is. And I think in politics
that's what it should be. It's about because people are
nowadays they're losing sight of what like humanity is. There's
they're so they're so focused on what they're well, are
going to.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Come and help help with that?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
They're coming there.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I guess he's seventy five percent. He's seventy five percent.
What was it, There's a seventy five percent chance that
he's gonna make it to the finals?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Okay, good, Well, we're voting he's got our vote, So condragulations.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
If we were voting, I think we would vote for Spencer.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I mean? It's Heidi. Heidi Montag is gonna do the
It's gonna be the new singer of the National Anthem.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
She's gonna sing and perform her in her body suit
and heels.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I love it and I'm definitely I'm definitely here her
first lady Heidi Montag fashions and her bringing the you know,
the the peplam suit back ups.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
That's gossip. A second of all, if you Gypsy Rose
is trying to come for my life. She's she cut
her hair to look like me and now she's getting highlights.
She is trying to rebrand herself as me and rock
Look at Rocky, He's embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Do you see Rocky? Wait? So I I thought she so.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I loved her long hair even though it was a wig.
Now I say it's a wig. But like she was,
she's looking good, like she lost weight, and I feel
like she's like in a good headspace.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Why did she begin with good mom?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I feel like she's being a good mom. Right, she's
still a mom?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Well she is not, she's still married.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Well she yes, she's with the baby daddy, but he's
apparently cheating on her because there's videos of her ripping
up a blanket.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Call is saying you want with this blonde whore? And
I don't like the people are bringing if I called
call you crazier around landishire what it is because she's
cutting up a blanket with a knife. But everyone's like saying, like,
you know this is she's bringing up these vibing tendencies.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Again, if you go through something trump, a personal trauma
like that, you know no one's to judge if you're
you know, your man cheated on you and like, you know,
you're ripping up a blanket because.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
He pissed you off, Like fuck off, but let me
let me grieve.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, I feel like I would do worse but whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't like to. I don't like
when people make fun of people's like less fortunate and
like when they're going through something really really stressful and
oh people, some.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
People love other people's misery. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
No has a device here, but gipsy, don't think I
didn't notice you're trying to come from my look. You
have been warned.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Also, we actually were so for this News for this
new podcast, we want to really bring in some celeb guests,
like we're really gonna try, so we'll get We'll get
Chipsy on and.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
You'll have also sound off in the chat below what
celebrities we should have on or just or just local
folks who do want to stay in the pocket. Should
we have Poppy? Poppy's drinking, Yeah, so back, Thank.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
God, Poppy is drinking his marchiness. You guys have to
TikTok Poppy. Wait, wait, but no one's liking or commenting
it because they don't know he's there. And I followed
him and I'm trying to like in comment, so you
guys see. But he's doing cooking segments and Lollie Lolly's
being influencer.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
He filed on news the other day. Oh my god,
it's so good.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
So you guys have to follow Poppy on TikTok. He's
drinking martinis and he's cooking.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's super good. It's my father and my sisters joining
counts my father. It's called good Stop Marie on TikTok
and on on Instagram. And yeah, Poppy's Poppy's you know,
getting getting his life. He's drinking again.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
He's makings on the internet, so be nice to them.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
In other news, another hair news, I've covered this the
other day on my Instagram. If you're not following me,
make sure to go follow me Joe Camsta every on
all platforms. Britney Spears is back in the news because
she got her hair done by my friend Chris Appleton,
Kim Kardashian's hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Kim kardash My friends, well.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
He goes Toria Hazen gets his hair colored. But anyway,
so this news broke. Chris Appleton, Kim Kardashian's hair dresser,
posted a video a picture of him and Britney Spears.
She has got all new hair, hermatched. She looking gorgeous.
But I talked about it that if you remember months ago,
there was that rant, a picture that popped up of
the sleepover with Kit Klow, Kimer, Lerry and Brittany and

(48:52):
the Brady's manager, and everyone was saying that Chris Jenner
is stepping in to take over Britney's career, and it
looks like that's the upcoming thing because she is insane
at the house now the hair Kardashian's famous loyal hairdresser
is taking over her hair, She's got her teeth fixed now,
she has the gap in her middle tooth are fixed.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Up, and.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
It makes a fucking comeback.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Everyone's saying, will die m masor in Los Angeles in
September at the end of September or middle of September.
Everyone's saying, she's gonna open the show, open the show.
Brittany's coming back with new music and when Chris Tardashian
is is the new mom inger of her.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Can you imagine what.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
If Brittany comes back? The world is healing, everything's gonna
everything's gonna go on.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
The President, Brittany's Brittany's back.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
What universe are we in? What reality is this? I
kind of love it. I'm here for it. I am
Aliens are coming. The aliens are coming. They're gonna help
us get back to being telepathic and it's just gonna
be amazing. I feel it.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
So yeah, So watch Britney's one watch so I think
she may be coming back home.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
So Brittany comes back all as well in the world.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
You guys, well that what he's going on with the alien?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I mean, this is not sublic the slip goops, This
is more world news, world news.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Now all right, well, you guys, I'm obsessed with aliens
and I only listen to alien podcasts. So every single day,
pretty much for four hours each day. While i'm cooking,
while i'm doing laundry, cleaning, the kids are at school,
i'm walking, I'm listening to aliens. So I know everything
that's going on right now. I know all the disclosure stuff.
So there's a new movie coming out by James Cameron,

(50:31):
my favorite director. He did Titanic and Avatar. But Burg,
oh yes, Spielberg, fuck, you're right, all right, So James
Cameron I love, but Spielberg. Spielberg did et back in
the day, and now Spielberg Spielberg is doing a disclosure
movie that's coming out I think next week or this.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Week, saying that it's gonna this movie's gonna change people's
change their religion because it's gonna make you can see
how real the world doesn't, how really aliens have been.
And I've been saying this for years. We are just
a spec of dust in a fucking the earth is
a spec of dust. We're literally who will we are?
Who will? Who will?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Allions lives on a snowflake and there's a million snowflakes
we are who will Okay, So Spielberg, basically Spielberg knows
a lot because he's Spielberg. I'm sure he knows a
ton of government ship, he knows a ton of people.
He's saying that this movie is going to explain exactly
what's happening, and it's real. He's saying, these events are real,

(51:29):
this is what's happening, this is what's gonna come out.
And disclosure is happening right now. The government released millions
of things of disclosure with what diosure, which they call
UAPs now and like all the things of like what
the Navy saw and people that had experiences and what

(51:51):
the government's seeing disclosures. Basically, disclosure is basically like telling
the public what what has been codding? Yeah, what has
been hidden from the public. And this started like two
years ago with alien disclosure, and now it just keeps happening.
So I know aliens are real. I feel like I've

(52:14):
seen a ton of UFOs before, I've had dreams of aliens.
I feel like I'm an alien hybrid. So you guys
have to get ready for the Disclosure movie. Speaking of movies, though,
the low budget movies, which this gives me hope for
Jenny because Jenny obviously like does like all the horror films.
So I'm like being a best friend and I keep

(52:34):
like sending her like yeah. I'm like yeah, because you know,
it's a lot to make a movie and Jenny is
just starting out, and these directors, I feel, are like
in the same category. There's two movies, two new horror movies.
It's The back Rooms and it's Accession. I haven't seen
any of them yet, but you know your girl loves
horror movies. I have to see them, but I've been

(52:55):
so busy fucking traveling, but I'm definitely going to see it.
The these movies, they're they're made like under one hundred
or one hundred, they're made under one million dollars, and
they already surpassed like Star Wars and all these crazy
movies that are out right now. I have such good
faith for Jay Wow that you know, one day this

(53:16):
could be her. She has a new movie coming out, Nannycam.
So have you seen Obsession and Back Rooms? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
No, I've seen back.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's not You don't like spooky movies, do you? No?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I do? I do. I've been. I've been. I've been
doing that lame he Peaky and I have been taking
our gummy and then we got We're chilling spooky on
cheating it under the covers with the fan.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Wait a Peaky takes a gummy too.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Nope, I do need a gummy for him though. If
anyone has a good.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Calming sleep gummy, well he doesn't need them, actually, but
I just want to drug him so because I'm being drugged.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, so you take the same thing, but I want
is there any dog any dog them? Because when I
eat mine, he gets so sad that he doesn't get
to have it. So I have to give him a
dried apricot for tend it's a gummy.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Well yeah, I feel like there's gummies that doggies can
have that are like vitamins and it's good for them.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I need to find shouted offrom the Chapelt Ladies where
I can find one.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Okay, wait, so so love gossip. I do have one thing.
How do you feel, because it's all over my for
you page for TikTok? How do you feel about James Charles?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I don't like did you see in?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
But did you see his His recent thing that made
him canceled.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I don't know what it was, and now he's always canceled.
He he texts underage boys, right, well, that was like.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
The first couple instances and everybody forgot about it. And
then now so I guess he I no, I guess
his His thing on one of his pages is to
like rant about ship like we do, like annoying he
ends up He ended up ranting about this woman who
slid in his d MS, asking you know, for help

(54:51):
because she just lost her job and you're an airlines. Yeah,
and he ended up doing a video, like a crazy video.
When I watched it, I was like, oh my god,
like you're like, what are you doing? Cringe? Yes, And
that made me. That made me not like him. I
was like, oh god, because I always thought he was
just like fun to watch and entertaining, like total reality star,

(55:12):
like he definitely he's a personality. I was like, oh,
you're you're a lot. I like to watch you. But
after that movie, I was or after his TikTok like
complaining about the lady and yelling at her and being nasty,
I was like, oh my god, I don't think I
like James Charles anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yes, So what happened was some women I lost her
job on Spirit Airlines, and she she DMed him asking
for donations for her her cash app or something like
that because she just lost her job so normally.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Because your airlines shut down, right, is that what happened?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yes, they shot down, they closed, they seized operations. So
she lost her job.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
So shoot, So he was so he went on a
rand saying this person let me, he goes, I'm gonta
bench about something right now. This girl who doesn't follow me,
send into my DMS, she goes. And so he was
like saying, like what basically is saying, why would I
give you money? First of all, you don't follow me,
the second of all of this, And then he was
just ripping her apart, saying like you know that just
because he's a celebrity and he used to be. I
think he was trying to speak for all the celebrities,

(56:05):
thinking that every other celebrity is gonna be on bandwid
with him because we get I'm just a regular housewife
and I get fucking dms every five minutes asking for
school donations and for money and all this suff like
every single day I can imagine what like, you know,
the Beyonces of the world were getting like dms, like
you know, to get to do things.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
So this is an era occurren. So I think he
was trying to get other celebrities on his side, saying, like,
guys'll be sick of this, like they keep asking us
all for this money. But all he did he made
him look like you didn't You could have just said nothing,
like you could have said, just ignored the text, didn't
pay her or or whatever. So then all other celebrities
just brought attention to this girl's cause, so everyone already
don't He ended up giving her five hundred thousand dollars

(56:45):
or five thousand dollars or something.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
No, he said he was going to give her five thousand,
and then she she ended up doing a TikTok saying
that he he donated five hundred.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I don't know what's going.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
On there again, Kindness is cool and kindness a concasions.
You could have said nothing. I thought he was tacky
and problematic big before him, And maybe that's just his
brand because I think he likes to be controversial. He
likes that kind of thing because he keeps bringing himself
into it that doesn't happen by nature. I think he's
I think he's he likes to be this way. I mean,

(57:21):
just just unfollow and just just don't don't entertain it
because it.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Doesn't turned off.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
If it doesn't serve you, we're gonna cut it out
in the butt, cut it off, knock it off, knock
it off. Okay, So that concludes sleb GOOSSP for today.
But I'm feeling I'm feeling getting my juchees back. I'm
feeling I feel I want to smoke a sign right now.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Back bitches, I know I want to go like it
a babe.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Should we go chain smoke virtually?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Actually, I will love I will love a Marchini. I'm
really like trying not to drink until Nashville this weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
But well, Nicole, you know what I always say. This
has been lovely.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
They're so lovely Crusaders.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I am so happy we're back.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
I'm finally well, first of all because my lights can
be turned back on again, because we have a job again.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I'm do this. I want to hear, we want to
hear from you, though.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
The New Crusader Crisis Hotline is live our phone number
four it is in our link in our bio.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
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Speaker 3 (58:24):
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Speaker 2 (58:30):
Hange us up on the hotline. Girls. We're just so
happy to be back. We're so happy to we found
our forever home at the Volume. And yeah, finally we're
finally back. Make sure to book us on cameo we can.
We're available for cameos and HM.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
And also, this is our new day, this is going to.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Be we have a new day.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
So yeah, it's it's gonna be Crusader Wednesday instead of Fridays.
So you're getting us in the middle of the week.
So like if you're depressed, something's going on and you
need a little laugh and an escape, we got you, girls,
because we are on every Wednesdays.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Now, we're doing while out Wednesdays, Wednesday, Whip them out Wednesday.
Do you remember that? Do you remember? Do you remember
whipping at Wednesday? When girls used to flash people on
the streets almost like when they're driving.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh yeah, me, me and my girls, we used to
flash other cars.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, whip them at Wednesdays. Let's bring that back. Whip
them out. Well, girls, you're we're Mommy and Daddy are home.
Just buckle up because we're in for bunkey ride. Mommy
and Daddy are home and we are ready to party.
So thank you for joining us. We love you. And
one last question for all you hosts, call me.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Call me Mama's We love you.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
It's happening with Snookie and Joey.