Snooki & Joey are CRASHING OUT, tackling bad days, cancer surgery prep & bed rotting

This week our besties are crashing out HARD. The road to recovery looks like admitting we have bad days, giving ourselves the room to rant and taking the rest we need to get back on track. Joey takes a night out in SoHo at the exclusive Ludlow House, and Snooki shares her latest obsession, ZBiotics, a pre-drink shot for the elderly millennial to keep the party going and the hangovers gone. Joey’s mother is trying to contact him beyond the grave, while the bestie duo bonds over their newest signature summer fragrances.

As Snooki’s surgery date fast approaches, she reflects on the last year navigating her journey with cervical cancer, highlighting the importance of making your doctor appointments to opening up about the scary feelings of surgery. Joey chats about all the newest celebrity collabs, from Hailey Bieber and Gap to Merit and The Ritz Carlton, while Nicole pops off and calls out judgmental crusaders.

The duo round out the conversation with their weekly Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, sharing that it’s okay to not be okay and that we need to let go of guilt when it comes to taking rest days. Snooki is a firm believer of bed rotting…who wouldn’t be, being a mother of three, with multiple businesses and battling cancer.

And crusaders, somebody please buy Joey’s chairs.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's happening with Snookie and Joey.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome, good morning, Welcome to the show, everybody while out
whip them out Wednesdays, Spooky's here. We just had some
minor difficulties, but we're back.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, we are here. Happy Wednesday, Happy new week. We
do have a lot to catch up on because you know,
every single weekend shit goes down. So I mean, where
do we begin.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, I am going through it this week. I'm like
barely hanging on by a thread. Things are not good
on the home front, in any on. Every area of
my life is crumbling. Oh stop, I gained five pounds.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bitch, I gained like eight, So same here.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, it's been a rough week, but you know we're
gonna get through it together because yes we have to,
and it's not time to die yet, so there's nothing
else we can do about it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, what's what's going on? Do you want to indulge?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, first of all, those fucking chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Christ sell them.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, So what happened was.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I put them up for one hundred dollars, cheaper than
they're selling in the store. I thought that was a
good deal. They're brand new chairs from them, and spooky
like chained vaped on them and probably did pop sitting
on one. So it's like they're like iconic chairs with
real celebrity juices on them. No one wants to buy

(01:37):
them on so if he has more place, so I
lowered the price now and people are trying to wheel
and deal this. So I got in a fight with this
woman today. I had them listed for you know how,
one hundred dollars off each chair. This bitch has the
audacity to say, how about three hundred dollars for all
three of them? I can I could pick up on Thursday,

(01:57):
but like you, well, all three of them for the
price of the one chair.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That's how marketplace is. They always do that.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, you know, I'm such a petty bitch right now,
I'd rather burn them in the street than give them
away for a cheap price. It's either either, because like
like Noah, I support every one of their fucking mother
every time there's something up, I'll you know, I'll show
up to your breath thorette party, I'll show up to
your fucking thing. I'll support, I'll spend money I don't have,
I really don't have on anything, and like no one
shows up for me anyone. Anytime I sold three jams.

(02:29):
I sold three jams. No one's buying the fucking jams.
No one will take my fucking chairs. My light head off.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
This week everyone was literally posting that they got your jam.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I sent it to them on pr Oh. But yeah,
thank you if anyone wants to buy them for me.
Otherwise I'll be doing a chair burning in in the
middle of the street, hoping to get arrested so I
have a warm place to sleep with electricity this month.
You're going through it, queen, It's yeah, it's it's a
really bad. I'm pissed, broke, and all the other lights

(02:59):
are being turned off and manifesting.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We're manifesting. You're already getting some new brand deals and
everything has happened, right.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, when it rains, it poors. I'll say it that much.
You know there's things coming, but I'm not. I won't
be paid in soil March, so it's like, that's nice March.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes, literally March.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Of next year, twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yes, that's my next paycheck.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, Well, let's talk about some fun things. How was
how was your night out with your makeup friends?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh? That was fun? I went to go see my
friend Michael Anthony. He's on tour with Ariana Grande right now.
He's your makeup artist and he's been he's he's always
done all the big slabs makeup. He's always been on tour,
but he's I haven't seen him in so long, and
it was good to catch up. I ran into my
friends I used to work with over at mac When
I was working at the store.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
They won't even hire me.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You literally look like a model right now. No, no,
not right now. When you went out your outfit and
like you look so thank you, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
So yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
We went to this like a cute little I don't
know what it was. I think it was a members club.
That's everything in New York City's members only clubs. Now. I
couldn't even find the door. I was so and cool.
I was like, I was walking up, I was like,
where the fuck is it? I It's like, double check
the address. It's oh, it's very discreet.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Is it like a speakeasy or like Soho House?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, it's it's a part of the Soho House. It
was at the love Bow House. I guess that's like
a new version of it. But I couldn't find the door,
and I was looking for like a half hour, and
so like somebody, I guess, you have to ring the
bell and they have to like look at your face
and let's let you in. I tried once, but they
were like, you know, we're good, sis, we don't need
you up in here. Stump.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Tell everyone what a SOHO house is. Isn't it like
members only?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
And yes, it's like members only club where like exclusive
that's sober. Celebrities like like to go because you can't
take pictures inside, like you're not allowed to have your
phone out, so they feel like safe, so they can
they could be themselves.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
What's your face?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
What's her face?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
The last time we were there?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Swift?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
The last time we were there? Who do we see?
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Last time I was there? I saw a pink Were
you with me at that time?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Easy? Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
G easy?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And then we ended up going out with him. Yeah
back to that speeding car.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh yeah, we ends up piling in his car like
it was like a clown.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Like you're teenagers? Yeah, g easy.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, so you never know we were going to see
at the Soho House.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, it's fun it's some members of the ones here,
though I've gotten like overcrowded, Like there's just there's a
there's a pool here in the original one, so everyone
wants to go that for the pool, but it gets
so crowded and overrun. But now, yes, that's the whole
new thing. Yet you can't just go out to a
restaurant anymore. You have to pay five thousand dollars a
year and then you're allowed to go to the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You're just such a scam.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I can't wait to get here. I hated him.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I rather take Chili's.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I want to move to Hudson Valley. Do you think
your mother can let me live in that basement apartment
that she has downstairs?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yes, she was?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Or that little tree don't you own a treehouse down
the side, and that's the little apple farm. Don't you
own something there house? Don't you own like a little
little hut or something?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Remember we were like driving up the side of apple orchard,
like I own that little house or I owned that
little hut? No a trailer?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I have no idea?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Am I imagining this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I think you made this up because I.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Never had Is it a little storefront like by the
apple orchard. No, I'm so confused. Anyway, i need to
get to Hudson Valley and I'm gonna start growing my
own vegetables.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Mean peaky, a little house on the peaky.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That'd be great for you.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
It'd be great for you.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
But so that was fun, So I went to that's
a one night of drinking. So but the thing is,
I I don't like drinking a lot of alcohol. So
I smoke my weed pen that I have in my
purse here, and I will I'll take that and that
I only need a couple of drinks. But I've been
getting so hungry because the mixture is alcohol and the weed.
So I've been coming home and pigging out and it's
been very fulfilling though, like like I'll like eat like

(07:07):
but I'm making like celery salads and I'm like dipping
like gluten free bread in it.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
It's like not like, yeah, you're not like cheating on
your diet. You're just eating more.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Healthy food, a lot of diet food. Yeah, Like what
celery salads? You know?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I really want celery and peanut butter, Like I know
the peanut butter is a little fattening. But oh bitch, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just what is it called logs on ants on a log?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I never heard that, but that's funny.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, they put raisins in it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
They make like a little so you put the peanut
butter in the middle of the the celery and then
you make little little ants in it in the rain.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You know. It's been my snack lately, and it's I
feel like it's so underrated. Pretzels and mustard.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, I love it. That's an old Dutch classic.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It is so I used to eat that all the
time when I was growing up.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
What kind of pretzel? What kind of pretzels are you using?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Are using the big hard like?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, not the long sticks, just like a regular like pretzel?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
What kind of mustard your petzel?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And then the brown spicy mustard?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I man a good and spicy brown.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, it's so good. And then these are little snacks
like like if I'm not like fully hungry and I
don't want a meal, but I want like a snack
and I'm like bingching a show or in my office
doing things, I'll have that as a snack. I love pretzels. Lately,
pretzels are making a comeback.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm just saying, Okay, I want to show you my snack,
my snack tip of the week, ladies. This is my
crew to take clutch. Wonder what that is? Okay, So
I buy these from Costco. These are my my little
cucumbers lost m U c c I Farms, Mucci Farms.
But like I open, I'll open carrots or open celery

(09:01):
or open like little things to dip my hummus and radishes.
But I don't finish the whole package. And I have to,
like you know, I live in New York City, so
you have to consolidate everything. So I consolidate all my
random vegetables. I have cucumbers in here, I have baby carrots,
I have radishes, I have these kind of carrots. I
have all these little crunchy vegetables. So I just grab

(09:22):
when I'm snacking my crew to take clutch. I know,
my crew to take clutch and a little hummus or
some any kind of dip I want. Or I was
eating by themselves. And I don't go off my dog
because I have this little, this little purse of things.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
And you know I'm gonna snacking a rash right now.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh do you know what I'd love. Also, that's like healthy.
Is a cucumber dip. They have it literally in every
single store. It is so bomb. So I'll do that,
Like I'll get the little mini cucumbers and I'll just
dip the mini cucumber in the cucumber dip and then
I'll just bite it like and it feels like I'm
eating a chip because it's like crunchy like a chip.

(09:59):
But it's so good.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
But what's the cucumber dip?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
What is it? Let me look, yes, sauce. Well, that's
a Greek classic staple sauce. If you want to make
your own, I'll tell you. You get Greek yogurt, Greek yogurt,
then you shred a cucumber on the shredding on a rag,

(10:23):
squeeze out all the juice so it's not water, no water,
and put the cucumber in there. And then you can
add a little, a little garlic, a little dill. Thatt
is your tazeki dip. And it's you use zero fat
yogurt with it, bitch, zero fat yogurt is zero fat
yogurt is It's I answer all problems. You can make
a tuna salad high protein and low fat and like

(10:45):
zero fat. You could do it with chicken salad, chicken
sala crater. Now I do it all the time. Used
instead of manaise, you use, use the Greek yogurt. I
use Greek yogurt. My jam said no one, whyse I'll
take my Greek yogurt. I put a scoop of the jam.
And I have to pay for that jam because I
I used to my money on berries and now now
look at me.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I don't have a gem.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't got a jar and skinny. That's all that matters.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
So I used great yogurt for everything, and then you
can make it in on the jip.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You put it on sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Your hands brought.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I brought Peaky to a party yesterday. I went out again.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
So you're getting out of the house, you're socializing. I
think that's great for you.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well it was. It was because Peaky hasn't because I
had to go out twice last week where I have
to to go the sp Awards and.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I had to go to that.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Right, but you know, I realized the call. It's the
craziest thing ever. Not no, it's no, it's this is
a part part of the Petty Party. I have not
left New York City since December when I went to
Michael Fabiani's mother's Christmas party. That's the last time I
left New York City, like literally left the city. Yeah,

(12:07):
hi god, I know, oh mit all yeah, it's a
depressing thought. I have nowhere to go and no friends.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Picky, I'm as Rocky. He's not here, but I have
my plushy. Everyone's swimming at Ganisis.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh so hi.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So this weekend I had I had some of my
cheermom friends come over and then Giovanna's cheer friends and
we were supposed to do habachi, but then there were
they were saying it was like a tornado and stuff.
It ended up not raining like crazy like it said.
It was like it rained for like thirty minutes, like
really hard.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
But it's like seven o'clock and that's when I scheduled
a habachi and I DM the guy and I'm like, hey,
are you here? Like are you almost here? We're waiting
and he goes, what do you mean? And I'm like,
orange shoe, I have haibachi set up for all the
girls and us, and he was like oh you told
me to come next Saturday. I was like, oh god, yeah,

(13:10):
so I checked and I did say next Saturday, like
a fucking idiot. So I'm like no, so like, and
I set up outside so cute with like the the
tables and like habachi like order with plates and everything,
and then I was like fuck, so we ended up
just ordering pizza.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Who were those people? And I was so pistol. When
did you get those long tables? When did you get
all those TVs? And that that little thing that goes
over your house? I never saw that.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's been here, bitch for like four years now. You
just haven't been in my backyard yet.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
No I haven't. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
That was so nice though.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Who are those women?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
They so all their daughters cheer with Givanna and we
basically just became like besties because we're literally together all
year traveling for.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Cheer, So it was nice.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
No oh she's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, but we had a nice time and oh so
I ended up this might be my obsession? Should I
save it? Okay? So I have an obsession, and I
usually like always have to think like, oh what do
I love this week? But you bitches, I found this
this pre alcohol shot that you take before you drink,
so the next day, like you're not like dying of

(14:25):
a hangover. And I made all of us take it
before you know, we started drinking on Saturday, because like
we don't just have one or two drinks. We have
like six seven drinks. So what is it called. You
can get on Amazon. It's called z Biotics. It's basically
just a shot, so you shake it. You have to

(14:46):
leave it in the fridge. I didn't know that, so
I left one out of the fridge and I had
to throw it away. But you leave it in the
fridge and then it's like a little shot bottle. It's
called z Biotics pre alcohol probiotic drink easier mornings after drinking.
And it comes in a pack of three. It's on
Amazon thirty six dollars for one pack of three. So yeah,

(15:08):
we all did the shot. We shook it. We did
the shot. It tastes it doesn't taste great, you know,
it tastes like a probiotic like shot. It tastes like medicine.
But whatever, we took that, and I probably I was
drinking vakadias, so I probably had like six and usually
the next day I'm just like, I have a headache
and I have no energy, and I just I just

(15:30):
feel sad and tired. But I woke up. I woke
up at like nine o'clock because I slept in a
little bit. But I was like, okay, let's let's start.
And I literally went in the basement. I was cleaning.
I cleaned outside like I was good, Like it felt
like I didn't drink at all. And then the girls
were texting me like what was that shot? I don't

(15:50):
have a hangover. My head's fine, so.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I mean, I'm not saying it'll work for everybody, but
personally for me, Oh wait, it worked and I felt
totally fine the next day.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
But did you say it was thirty six dollars for
three bottles of it? Yes? So how many how many
servings are in one bottle of it?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is it one?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Is it thirty six dollars just for three yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
A thirty six dollars for three shots?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
So you only get so each shot is fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I mean, yeah, I don't do math.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I don't do but oh that's expensive. I mean that
if it really works, it's worth it. Things like that's
like buying one drink.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Definitely worth it.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Wait, okay, so yes, that's buying one drink.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, so each but each shot, each bottle is twelve dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, if you think about it, that's like one drink
that you would spend. So you're like buying a drink
to save you to save yourself from field.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
But that's like, yeah, that's like your first drink at
the bar before you start drinking. So ladies, try it.
I bought some more for this weekend because I'm going
on the shore this weekend and you know, I'm going
to be drinking and the surf sides and all the drinks.
So I want my sister in law to try it,
and it worked for me, So ladies, try it out

(17:08):
if you don't want to hang over the next day.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
That's called Z what's called Z pack Z What I say,
ze cavalricci.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Z biotics, So just z biotics. Yeah, probiotics shot.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Wait, you know what that's perfect for if you're having
a bachelorette party to put in little gift bags, or
if you're ever having a birthday party, or you're having
guests day for the weekend and you're at your at
your at your beach house or your shorehouse or vacation home.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Ten of them, so I can just leave it at
the shorehouse for the rest of the summer. And they're
also they're also they're travel friendly, so you can bring
them like on your carry on and ship.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh that's so fun.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Bar should offer those two people as an up charge
like a heavy drinking and have it as as an
option on your and your your drink menu. Yes, well,
that's trying like you're helping the people. Good idea. My
obsession of the week is a beauty related I have
been loving this halle Baber flavored blush.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Now it's summertime. It's no listen, it's summertime. You know that.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I self tanned head to toe every time I can
convince Maggie spray tans to come over here. But you
can just what you're doing, bronzer. If you ever look,
wonder why you're putting on the bronze aund you look
really tan and glowy, and you end up looking like
muddy and like flat. It's because naturally, when you're tanning,
or when you're like in the sun and like getting
a sun tam you're not just bronze and brown. You're rash,

(18:35):
you're red and like flushed from the sun from being
in the heat. So you have to add that red
back in. Otherwise you're never gonna look natural as a tan.
But you don't want to look pink because pink is
not the color.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
You want.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
A toasty color, reddish bronze, like a rusty reddish bronze.
That's what naturally looks like when you're flushed. So it's
a red blush. So I found the perfect color ever,
and I've tried them all. Spicy from say beauty is
a good one, a good second contender.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
But the lip and cheek tint.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
It can very well because lip and cheek tint, deep
cheek tint. The o G crusaders know what we're I
had a seizure when I was saying lip and cheek tint.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
But this one's called toasted. I only have one good eye.
This eye can see is far. This ice is close toast.
It's teddy blush and it's a little pocket blush from
helly beer flavor.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
It is the perfect.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Color.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Let you pull it on.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
So look, you got a little sunburn or wind burn.
A little sunburn or windburn it is the perfect color.
I was a makeup artist for many years back in
the day. Mind Jude Nicole, I tried you to make
up the other day for for someone I forgot. I can't.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm horrible at makeup.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
You forgot how to do it?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Horrible, I think, so maybe just tell you I can
do it. Off to try again, but you do it
for it? My date for the SPS stop. It was horrible.
I'm just failing. I'm just I just can you hurry
up and come get me mo? I need to get
out of here. Oh my god. Traumatic today, It's like

(20:08):
literally nothing can get worse.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Actually, if I had heart service of cancer, I would
be worse. Only think I got going.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
But I don't have a service yet, but I might
have to.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well yeah, well, tell tell everyone about that nice DM
that you got.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
From who?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
From your mother?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Above? Oh yeah, so some woman tell me my mother's
trying to get in touch with me. She oh, she
actually bought my jams, so never mind, So want this
one lady did buy my jams and my mother for
Maybe this mother had forced her to buy them for me,
so she posted.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I think mommy took possession of her body and made
her buy it.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And her credit card. There's the only reason someone bought it.
So she DMed me and said the following. Don't mean
to sound crazy, but you have a piece of your
mom's jewelry. Apparently her name is I don't know her name.
Every time I listen to the podcast, it screams to
me that she wants you to wear it or have
or have one.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Don't call me crazy. I studied reki.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Are reik?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
So?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Reiki is like it's like a healing meditation, uh therapy.
I've done it a million times, and every time I
do reiki, I literally throw up the next day because
it just releases all the negative energy. And a lot
of people that do the reiki it's like handwork, so
you just they just go over your body like this, don't.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Energy, You're hanging it on peeky right now.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It actually works, And I love reiki so much I
actually wanted to like practice it. But a lot of
reiki people that do it can also like read you
during it like they're mediums, because reiki is all about,
like you know, meditation and handwork and energy, so a
lot of them can speak to the dead.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I need to I need an exorcism of my life.
Everything needs you should get reiki, put it out.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
My cell phone bill on.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, maybe this lady can come and do a fucking
reiki for you in the house.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
You do definitely shair. You think she could sell my Shairmick.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, I just don't know. I just so.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Then she said, is any I said, yes, I have
a few pieces, which I do. I forgot to put
on what I had because it's that she could. Then
she says, any pieces of orange and maroon. Now that's
like a wild color comm If my mother was Caribbean,
maybe an orange and maroon color palette would have worked.
But I don't know that there's anything orange and maroon.
But I'm thinking leopard print is kind of orange and maroon.

(22:37):
It's not at all. When the dead talks to you
like you try to make something like, oh maybe it
was this, I said. I think she said, I asked
your dad and sister if they have ask your dad
and sister if she has them. If they have them,
she wants you to have them, and she wants you
to wear. Sorry, I'm not crazy, I swear so either

(22:58):
one of the one of my bitch sister or Poppy,
they stole it. It's hiding mommy's jewels and dressing up
in them, the maroon jewels.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I don't know what you could be. I have a
I have a piece of my Poppy's.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Jeweler which is a maroon stone, but I don't know
which one it is she needs. Maybe if you dig deeper,
can you ask her again, my second friend, if you're listening,
which it is. I have an s necklace of hers
and that's I think that's the only. And I have
some like costume Joey for her from Joan Rivers. I
don't think either of those are maroon, but I'm glad
that she's because she came.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
To me in my dream this week.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's very good.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And I also had dreams of a watch that is
out of reach I can't get to. So if it's
any dream, healers, and then we are all all know
that life life's and shambles. But if a watch like
outside the door, like and I'm trying to get to
the watch, and I.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Like, you're trying to interpret what that means?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, I mean maybe it means I need to sell
my watch in order to in order.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
To I feel like it's more deeper than that.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, what is that? What is that? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, maybe it's like because watches tell time, so maybe
it's like running out. No, give it time and everything
will look up.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Like stop stressing, girl, I haven't got much more time left.
I'm pushing sixty.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Bitch.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh no, you're not.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Wow, thank you second.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh so pocket blush. Back to the pocket blush.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
How do we get any tangents?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I wrote pocket blush. It's in my It's in my
shot my if you want the link. I'm also I
found my summer fragrance, so I it is I.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I've been looking for an roly fragrance Nearole.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, when you want to know what a rich person
smells like, I've been around rich people, trust me, and
they it's it's it's Neroli NAROLEI is the richest scent
in the world. And when you when you go to Italy,
when you go to Paris, like any rich, affluent person
in the globally, Naroli is the scent.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
It is.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It's orange, it's citrus, it's like orange flower, it's floral.
It is like the cleanest, freshest, most luxurious scent any
any castle. You go into it, it's like, this is
the smell. But they make cheap knockoffs of this fragrance.
This is the best one I've ever tried. It's a
Materia M A T I E R E Premiere Neurolei
oranger Now. This was sent to me because they knew

(25:23):
how much I love neuroli but I've never and I
don't know how much of sense. It's probably really expensive,
but this is the cleanest, freshest neurlely scent I've ever had.
And I'm gonna cherish this with my life. And if
you need a secon, try to smell this. I don't
know where they sell it or where you get it,
but it's gonna be in my shot. It's on my
shot my now, it's my favorite fragrance.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Spooky. What is your fragrance of the month.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
So my fragrance has always been like Britney Spears Fantasy
or like something from bed Bathroom, Bathroom body Works. But
I went to Short Hills and I was like, I
really want to get a nice perfume that last, because
I feel like none of it lasts, and I want
to like smell good all day like, I just smell
my wrists. I still smell it. So it's La Bella

(26:04):
Paradise garden a despot.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
From Where did you buy it?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I bought it from uh Sephora. It's how do you
say his name, Jean Paul gold Here.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Jean Pagatier. Is it shaped like a woman?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, it's the woman fragrance. So it's it's it's the
female label Paradise. Well, there's like five different female ones,
and I try to what.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Does the dress look like? What is her what's her
outfit look like? She has pink with stripes and flowers on.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Her She's she's blue and then she has flowers.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, a little bottle.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I didn't get the big bottle because it's like not cheap,
but like, I wanted to get the little ball to
see if I liked it. So I started wearing it
every single day and I was like, yeah, I think
I like it.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I like it. That's the best way you buy the
fragrance because also you don't people don't like to wear
the same fragrance every day. You want to try new things,
different different moods. So always buy the small bottle first,
and then then if you find it your signifre fragrance.
Then you buy the big bottle. Never buy the big
bottle right away. So if you don't like, you're stuck
with it.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, and then you don't even freaking use it, like
I did that for Oh god, what is it? It's
the blue blue perfume. Yeah, I did mez. I have
a million bottles of Ormez that.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'm like, I'll take one off your hands, light.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Blue, light blue, yes made off. I bought like the
big at bottles and they're just like sitting under my sink.
So I don't know. I feel like this is this
is my new scent.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Now I love it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
We both had our see one thing did look up?
We both found our signature sense this summer. Say, I'm
gonna start selling spristes of it in restrooms to make
ends meat. Can you imagine remember when they said perfume
bottles at the club like spray. You have vending machines
and you would you push put money into the bathroom

(27:56):
and would spray klona shoe?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Did you have that growing up?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, I've never had that.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You've never been to a trashy club then, like twenty
years older than me, Oh, I guess so, but yeah,
does any of the gen xers remember like at all
the clubs, like in Jersey and the city, they had
these like perfume machines in the bathroom so you can
like buy. But now I think they're have them in
other places too now with like you know, that's like
very like expensive perfumes and you get like put a

(28:22):
dollar in and you can get a sprits. I love that.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Remember when you used.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
To sell perfumes and I used to go to the
Burlington Coot factory and see them and take pictures.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I missed my preview so much, my original scent, my
snooky perfume. It was a little leopard bottle. It's over there,
and I still have like a couple of sprits as left,
but I won't use it. I ended up saying, because
I was with Perfumania and I was like, I really
want the scent to come back, like why not? And
I I'm emailed Perfumania like hey, can we can we

(28:52):
like bring back my perfume and they were like not
at this time, have that.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Big cut up. They had that big cutout of you
if a cardboard cut out in the story.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
We've been there for so long and you we're not
even selling it anymore. So if and if anybody owns
a perfume company and would love to recreate my snooky scent,
call me up, because perfumania is mean.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yes, I mean what is it?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
What is Maybe jump hog Chier would do a after
that a rave review you gave them, maybe they'll they'll
do a collaboration.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Imagine that'd be sick.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I kind of make you deserve it. I love them
And you used to sell them on the QBC.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh my god, no HSN. I did HSN And I
used to sell my snooky slippers my perfume.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Oh yeah, you were good on me.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
That was so fun. That was like the best thing ever.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What else today? Oh? You know what I did today
that changed my life? What I had to go grocery
shopping to get to get change for my family, for
my family. But you know, I take city bikes everywhere
because I loved riding the bike and I and that's
my only way of transportation, so I have I normally
had to, like I would take the bike to the

(30:00):
grocery store, but then I couldn't I couldn't take the
bike back. I'd have to walk back dragging them because
I couldn't fit.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
The groceries on the bike.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh yeah, there's a one in the front, but then
I can't see over it if if you have to
strap it down and if you hit a bump, it
falls off. But my friend Andrea, who was at her
house the other day watching the World Cup, she told me, she.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Goes, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
You just put the bag hand on the bags on
the handles of the handlebars and then you drive like that.
I was like, what, So I tried it. You just
put one shop right back on, one Trader Jo's bag
on one side, one Trader bag on the other side,
and it balances out and then that's how I rode
my bike home.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So now I have to make sure it's even because
if not, I.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Told I told James, the guy who was ringing me
up at at the Trader Joe, to please balance these
bags out.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
So that's that's my new thing.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
See there you go. And well sorry, I emailed City
Bike trying to do a collaboration with them because they're yearly,
saying I want you to like to like post for
them for a yearly pass, but they said they never replied.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Maybe they didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, maybe we'll.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
City bike.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, by these fucking jelly the goddamn chairs and give
me a free bike pass. Joey's crashing out, the crash out.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Someone get me.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Off this damn island. Bring me in a pool. Haven't
swam all summer.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
We'll come over.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Can I really come over? But your kids are gonna
judge me, make fun of my loose skin.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, come down the shore this weekend?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Can I really?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I can't take my city bike there though, I'll have
to hitch you, hitch a ride on the side of
the parkway.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, let me see who's coming down. I'll text you all.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Right, thank you, and can you send a city bike
for me, like I'll be like Anniem running down the parkway.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Oh, what's the weather like?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Because you know what the Then then my or ring
told me I'm in distress. My body's in distress.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Because your blood pressure is probably up. You have to
calm down.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh my god, Oh wait.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I want to get blood work today. I had to
get blood work.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh for your pres Wait, what is happening?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Mommy? Mommy's coming through the speakers.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
There's music playing in my hair, my earmuffs.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Hello, it's mommy.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Talk is it mommy?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Could you hear music?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
No? Hello, what do you hear it?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Now talk okay? No, I press this and then music
started playing on this. See another thing everyone's connected with
these when you have these silly headphones on. That's why
I need them to send me new headphones so I
can plug it into my machine. I can't hear my
sound effects. And then when this lady starts, the phone
tries to talk to me, and the headset and then
you and the computer tries to talk, and then these

(32:55):
cameras headset technology. Man, God, I'm sorry. So you were
saying you're gonna have cancer blood work done pre cancer?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Is blood work?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Please?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Surgery?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Surgical? What did they say? They said, like a crazy term,
But yeah, I needed to get my blood work and
EKG before my surgery. So I did that today and
I was like, oh my god. So every time so
I got an EKG done before because I had to
get it before my my combiopsy because I went under anesthesia,
and every time they put it on me, I get nervous,

(33:29):
like my heart's gonna raise and then it's not gonna
be like the right, the right reading.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Oh, relax yourself.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, but like I'm not relaxed, like inside, I'm like this,
So I'm like trying to calm down. And then she
took my blood work and I was like chugging water
before to make sure, like all the alcohol is out.
Like I know it doesn't matter, but I just I
want my charts to be nice and good. She said,
my blood pressure was good, my oxygen was good, the
little thing on my finger. So I don't think I'm

(33:59):
gonna die. I think everything will be good.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, You're gonna be fine. But we know what I
would do. I would option it. I know we already
talked about this. I would have Truetella come in like
on his lunch break while you're opened up on the machine,
I asked, and tighten your stomach.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Make just make another.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Decision, Mitch, I already asked them.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Since you're sleeping, that's that's what they got to start doing.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
They need to start doing group hands for once you're
knocked out, to get all the ship done. If you
need to have that back two thiets to be fucking
pulled out and you're getting your rest in plants done,
have him come in on his lunch break, got everything,
get anything done.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, my doctor that's doing the surgery. He said, a
lot of ladies when they do get a hysterectomy, like
they will they will add on like a tummy talk
or whatever. And I was like, oh my god, that
is so genius. And then I ended up telling asking
Toutella if he could do that just to like get
rid of my extra skin, and like, because I have
a lot of loose skin, and then I also have

(34:57):
a lot of stretch marks, so like could we kind
of sad a little bit? And to tell it was like,
any doctor that does that is not professional. You're already
going through so much stress with the hysterectomy and then
on top of that doing all that shit. Right, he
was like, I do not advise it. And I was like, oh, yeah,
you're kind of right. See that's what you know. What
you tell is a good doctor. Yeah, because if I
asked anybody else he would they'd be like, yeah, sure whatever.

(35:21):
To tell it doesn't care. He wants everyone to look natural,
he wants everyone to be safe. So I was like, oh, well, yeah,
I'll never do the tummy talk, but yeah, I love
the fact that he's just a good doctor because a
lot of doctors, he said, just does it.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
He refused to give me lip injections the other day.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Oh thank god, you look crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know you're good.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I need.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
That.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh yeah, so you should need to get this R
ring because it tells you all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I know, and I feel like everybody has one.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, it's a new five one. It's the best one.
That's also my shot. My family wants to buy any
buy one. The surgery date is coming up. What's going
on in your head right now? Like, what are some
reflecting back on this whole experience? I mean, so it's
a world, it's a whirlwind. What is like, what are
some final thoughts before you go into surgery?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I mean, I feel like, has it been a full year?
I mean I don't even know like when this all
started and happened, because.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I remember, sure, since your tests were bad about a
year ago, you got some that were off.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I think, so, oh no, Just like in general, I'm
just so glad that I ended up sticking to like
going to my appointments, because the whole reason why this
entire thing happened was because I wasn't going to my
appointments because I was scared and I didn't want to,
Like I hated doing pap smears. I mean, nobody likes
to go to their fucking pop snare appointment. It's not

(36:48):
it hurts, it's uncomfortable. It's like the worst, it's the
worst thing in the world. So I just didn't want
to go because of that. And then also he was like,
you have pre cancer a cell, so we need, we need,
we need to stay on top of this, and I'll
I was like, oh god, that's scary. No, thank you.
So yeah, I feel like you bitches gotta stay on
top of your appointments so you're not in my in

(37:10):
my in my health right now. Yeah, because it's it's
scary and it's spooky, and I'm trying not to think
about the surgery because i know it's gonna be fine.
My mom and dad are coming, I have like Gianny
and the kids. Everyone's here for me. But like it's
still scary. So I'm I'm glad that I'm doing it,
like right in the morning, because that's what I did
for my comb biopsy. That was the first surgery that

(37:33):
I got done. And your legs are like spread and
they go up and they take a chunk out of
your cervix. So obviously I had to be put under.
So I like the fact that I because I was
scared of that too, because I never like did that before,
like got like a surgery besides like my boobs like whatever.
So this is like, this is like dying, like you

(37:53):
need to get this out, You're gonna die. So that
I ended up doing in the morning, and I'm not
a morning person. I like to sleep in. I'm very
tired and cranky in the morning. So I knew if
I was gonna have if I was gonna have to
be there five thirty in the morning, this bitch isn't
freaking out because she's fucking tired, she's cranky, she doesn't
give a shit like whatever. That's like the most relaxed

(38:15):
I'll be. If it was like an afternoon appointment or
a nighttime I would be thinking about it and being
nervous and crazy the whole time. So personally, for me,
that's what I need to do to not freak myself
out the day of. So I'm doing it again where
I'm going super early in the morning. I'm the first
uh surgery of the day. In the hospital and I'm

(38:35):
getting it done and then I leave.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
So and then you're tired of it.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Feels like you're sleep You had a better sleep when
you're because like you already sleepy.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Exactly I did. So that is the plan is just
to do it in the morning so I don't have
time to freak out. But but yeah, ladies, stay on
your appointments because this is what happens. I didn't want
to go to my appointments, and I probably missed a
full year of appointments. And I was supposed to go
like every six months because there was so many pre
cancer cells. But I was like, whatever, I'm scared. I

(39:04):
don't want to deal with it. And then it came
to the point where the guano was sending me what's
it called letters in the mail, but not just like
in my mailbox, literally hate mail, like bitch, get the
fuck in here. But they did it through FedEx, so
I had to sign for it and I was like
what is this? Yeah, and I was like, oh fuck,

(39:25):
They're like.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
You need to no.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Literally, they were like giving me a subpoena. They were
like you need to come in or else. And then
the real, the real kicker was my doctor calling me
and leaving me a voicemail and he's the sweetest guy ever,
but the fact that he was even mad at me.
He's like, you got to get in here. Stop ignoring
our calls. We have to deal with this. It's not

(39:49):
going to go away. And I'm like, oh, fuck. So
that's when I called, and I was like, right, I'll
come in because I knew that appointment they were taking
chunks out of my cervix and this is the one
where like they don't give you pain meds, like you're
just like laying the guy knows office and they just, uh, okay,
we're gonna clip it. It's gonna sting a little. So
I knew that was that was the next appointment. So

(40:09):
obviously I'm not gonna come in for a full year.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
So it's been a journey, ladies, And I'm gonna be
honest with you, I'm terrified. I was terrified for every
single thing, just because it's not it's not pleasant. It's
literally going up your vagina. It's not cozy, it's uncomfortable.
You're very vulnerable. It's your badge. Like it's just it's

(40:34):
not great. So it's been a journey, and I'm very
I'm very excited to just get it over with and done.
But like then, I always have to deal with this
because the cancer can spread to my lymph nodes, so
I still have to monitor it through my entire life.
But I mean, I feel like I'm tackling it now,
so I'll tackle whatever comes next. But I think it's

(40:56):
gonna be fine. But holy shit, like what a fucking ride.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Right, Well, the good, there's some good. There's a light
at the end of the tunnel because you know that
you're you get your you're being cured of it temporarily,
you know, and it's you're taking care of what's.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Getting it out of the bad stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah. Yeah, so that's that's good. So so at the
end of the day, it's hard to go through, but
it's it's something you have to do and you have
peace of mind that it's taken care of.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah, check your cities, ladies, check your every day.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
No, I check yours every day.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I do.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
But I haven't got to that appointment yet because I
think you have to be like forty. I did ask, yes,
I asked my last appointment. I was like, can you
check my boobs? Because what if there's something in there,
and he was like, no, you're fine. He just like
felt it. But yeah, check your boobs, ladies and males
like you have to check your check your balls and

(41:52):
your asshole, don't you.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yes, the doctor never suck his finger up as he
just takes blood work now to see if there's any
elevated things. But I've never gotten fingered at the doctor yet,
and I'm sixty.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I feel like you're supposed to. I know, I don't
know why that was supposed to happen.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Or no, doesn't he have you ever got a finger?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
No, doesn't he does any stick his finger? No, he
sticks his finger in your button. Then you have to cough.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, well no, he grabs your balls and then you get.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
To turn your head and cough and turn your head.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Because I guess when you cough, if your balls jump,
and if something they feel something.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
See that feels.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Nice, that feels cozy, like that is not invasive at all, Like, hey,
grab my balls and let me cough us ladies, lad
we're spread eagle. We have a freaking trisap opening our
vagina and things going in there, like.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, I don't want a lady doing it. I had
in school once, but I think they know they did.
They did that to me, like in like sixth grade.
I think they were doing they were checking for hernias
and someone grabbed me. Maybe I was sexually assaulted. I
don't remember, but I remember this in the nurse's office.
And nurse's office I remember, and my mother had to
go to complain. That's why I was trying to get

(43:05):
me to talk about the jewelry. She's trying to she's
trying to send a message that's time to start a
lawsuit against that nurse.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Well, ladies sound off in the comments, because I've heard,
like when I posted this on checktok, there was so
many ladies just like telling their experience or like what
they're going through. It's just like a nice community for us.
So I need advice on what to get after surgery,
because this bitch does not like pain. I don't like
feeling uncomfortable, and I don't like really taking pet pain medication.

(43:38):
So if you guys can, like I know, one lady
said she just got a hysterectomy and then she ended
up getting this band which helped her because she got
the incision. So when you're getting cut like that, I
feel like it's worse than the other hysterectomy. I'm just
I'm learning all these things right now, so I really
don't know what I'm talking about. But I feel like

(44:01):
I need like more support because I am getting like
cut open.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
You know, you need to get Arnica. You need to
get Arnica pills and the creams so for that's for bruising,
and then you need to get the silicone tape for
the scars. It's like it's like Scotch tape and it's
silicone and you have to put that on your scull.
I have that.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I feel keep it on.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Get a fresh one. I would get a fresh one
because you know, if it's expires. I was supposed to
do that on my titties, but it was like I
just I couldn't like do it for it was like
hard to like make the them stick the right way.
But yeah, silicone scar tape is the best thing on
the market I've heard. Well more parach. You said you're
gonna be just fine. Are you gonna bring that little
doll with you during your surgery?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh my my snoopy doll. Yes, I'm actually going to
bring her. And you know what I wanted to do.
I've seen all these videos of people having their doctors
record them going under anesthesia. I think I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna say, can you record me getting knocked out?
Because I really try it hard to like not to

(45:03):
like stay up, yeah, to be like m so the
last time, I feel like I stayed up like an
extra two seconds.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I don't like to even know, like knowledge is happening.
That's the scariest part for me. Like it's like knowing
I have to fall asleep, but like I don't. That
freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
But like I think it's like, oh, well, first, like
you feel like like warm and tingly, You're like, ooh,
I feel weird. And then all of a sudden, I
was seeing like I felt like I was a mushroom.
So I've never done mushrooms, but I saw like colors everywhere,
and I felt like I had like twenty five marchinis.
And then and then I woke up and it was over,

(45:41):
and I was so groggy. I was like, mom, where
is mom?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, mine just goes out like a light, like I
don't remember anything. It's just like like.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I know, I feel bombed for a good two seconds.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh, God, well that's exciting. Yeah, I'm speaking of being bombed.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I want to just deinfluence the white girls in the chat.
This summer, they have everyone to have a snoo. There's
a new alcoholic drink that everyone's drinking. It's you know,
there's apparol sprits, and there's.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You know, oh, there's so many drinks.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
The Hugo sprits, but now everyone's drinking the Sarti sprits
and I have it here. It is it's from Italy.
It's called Sarti Rosa. And everyone on TikTok and their
mother just go on it. And every basic white bitch
and their mom and their mom's sisters and their sister
in law is freaking out about it because it just
they had estates. I used to drink this when I
worked in Rome.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
It's like a sprit.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
It's like a new aperol. It's like an apperol.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
It's like it's like the juice sup It's like the
flavor you put in the champagne. Mix it with the
with the prosecco.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
It's you have to mix it.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, So it's like aperol, same thing as apera sari
so aperol is like a bitter orange of vanilla flavor.
This is blood orange, mango and passion fruit.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh, I feel like I would like that better because
I can trick an apparol like like, but I don't
like love it.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Okay, I'm this is this is It's definitely it's a
hot pink color. Everyone likes the color of it and
a flavor. It's definitely fruitier and girlier. It's not for me.
My influence is saying that it's just it just tastes
a lot boozier than apparol, and it tastes like more
a lot more artificial than apperall does.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I mean it definitely has fruitier but oh who knows.
It doesn't tell me.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
But if you like, I'm just telling you it's it's
very it's very it's like it's very fragrant.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's very strong. It's like very intense.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So only a little bit of this because it tastes
like a fucking cheap yankee candle to me, like a
like a mango pineapple candle or something. It's not for me.
So if you can't get it where you are, don't worry.
You're not missing out because it's not it's actually not
all that type to be. If you really like it,
then more parachia. But I still think apparol and and
the Hugo sprits are much better. But if anyone wants
this bottle, I'm selling it with the chairs. With the chairs,

(48:02):
you get the half used bottle. Yeah, and you get
you get you get one used jam jar and a
picture with me that we're doing.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
We're doing a group feel that is a steal.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And you get to pick something out of my crew
to take clutch nice, anything you'd like.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Okay. So I would love to shut out a crusader,
which I prefer you not to listen to the podcast
anymore because you clearly are not a crusader. I'm I'm
looking at our comments of like me talking about like
tumbling and hurting my back or whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Is this a shoutout or a call out?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
This is a call out. You call through that you
are not a crusader, and you are a judgy little
lady and this is a safe place here and you
don't make it safe because you're judge A her name
is my My name is Yessica. Okay, and she goes,
are we just going to pretend that Snookie doesn't have

(48:56):
a drinking problem, l because I'm talking about like filling
up my Stanley with sprite and vodka. Bitch is it
was this much vodka and then the rest sprite. Calm
the fuck down? And then King Carrie King dot Carrie
says I was gonna say something similar. Purposely, filling up

(49:17):
a Stanley to the brim with vodka and sprite isn't
something a casual drinker does. Fuck off both of you.
I prefer you not listening to my podcast because you're
not fine.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
And your judge, yeah, she has cancer and seventeen kids
and I'm dying, like, yeah, let me have a drink.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Let me just say that I don't drink literally all
the time. If I drink once a week with my friends,
like that's it. I could go like two weeks without drinking.
I'd rather be a mom and work and run my
businesses like you have no idea who I am. So
please don't be judgy and can we block them?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
We're blocking you.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh I have to say, this is a safe place
and if you're gonna be judging and fucking rude, please
don't listen to my podcast. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
We are just a ball of joy this week.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
But you just don't.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Fucking come for me. You have no idea who I am.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
And someone buy these fucking stools, you know what.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Jesus fuck Oh another think Nicole.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
This is a This is a shout out to all
the ticketing outlets listening. Oh Jesus, I need to get
to a I need to get to a concert in
August in New York City for my anniversary. No, it's
it's Billy's favorite billion eyes favorite artists and she's performing
at Simpson No. I wish Olivia Olivia Dean, and I

(50:48):
want to buy. I wanted tickets, but I used to
do game She sings, Oh oh good Sun, come be
the man. I need yeah to give out.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
She sings everyone my favorite songs.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
She's gorgeous, She's stunning. And so I used to work
with game Time App when I was a bar stool
and they used to I used to post for them,
go to the thing and get the tickets, and they
would send me over there. Game Time never replied Game
Time App. If you're listening, answer my fucking emails. Ticketmaster
tell me to fuck right off, Like don't you want
promotions or if anyone works at the garden or if

(51:27):
Olivia Dean's listening, I'm sure she's a crusader Olivia Dean's pipe,
but that's probably her. That was probably her her burner
handle she was. That was cyber bullying. You can you
imagine if.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Olivia's lady, she wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I can bring I can bring west Elm stools to
the event for you to sit on if you need
someone to sit on the stage.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yes, for the stage, Yeah, so hit me up there.
Speaking of collabs, about celebrity collabs, me Olivia Dean West
Elm chair collab at Mexico Gardens app also Hallye Bieber.
She's not only selling my favorite teddy Teddy blush. She
toasted Teddy blush. She'll be with her. She's also wearing
jeans for Gap. She has her own jeans all through that.

(52:11):
I remember back in my day, Gap did a lot
of celebrity things. I remember Missy Elliott and Madonna did
a collab.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
With their jeans.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I've been so all the jeans that I've been wearing
lately are all Gap. They're all from GAP.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I love Gap jeans.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Gap jeans are the best.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
And Levi's Levi's are my favorite ones, but Gap has
second fiddle.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I feel like Levi's is like too it's too stiff.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't like when it's like oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
And then I heard there's like some getting into the
luxury space, like I love what can a Spookie Shop
be a collab for? Merrit Beauty is doing Ritz Carlton.
So that means like, you know, when you go to
the hotels, like we love Ritz Carlton, but we go there, Yeah,
it's usually either Bovari or is it it's tip Tique,
It is tip Tie. It's usually typ Teek that we love.
All the hand soaps and all the shower jels and

(52:59):
all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Merrit Beauty.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I love Merrit Beauty. They have I have a few
of their products. They're they're partnering doing some luxury luxury
offerings for hotels. What would the Snookie sh What would
the Snookie Shop be a good partner for? Like could
they partner with with.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
A vodka brand?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Well, I could do hotels Stanley Sukie Shop Stanley, Well.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, or I can leave slippers in everyone's room at
the Ritz Carlton and that could be the collab from
the Snookie Shop.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
How would you make it like classy? For like, how
would you build a Snookie brand and the Ritz Carlton
brand put them together without being like cho because Rich
Carlton is very classic and like yeah chic, and Snookie
is very wild and kind of fun and loud prints
and things like that. How would you combine the chew brands?
Give me, give me your elevator pitch, pretend my names Ritz, Fritz,
Marie Carlton and I and you want to sell me

(53:56):
to get the Snookie Shop into.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
The wait so I can't do I can't do leopard print.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
You can do it, but yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Maybe just have to do like you have to make
it classy so my brand is still Rich Carlton. Maybe
just do a little detail, a small detailed the leopard.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, I think for the Ritz Carlton my Snooki Shop slippers,
it would be it would be a nice ivory leopard print,
so be nice and classy and it would be a
nice slide where you just wear it and it's nice
and furry and it's cozy and it's cheek, just like
the Ritz Carlton.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I love that, like a light bait like a tan,
like a leopard print, and like ivories and tans, yes,
like she I love mm hmm. And then I'll have
my fragrance in there, my neuroli fragrance. I'll spray it around.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
And and your and your chairs can be in.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Uh and the jams will be in the little jars.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
My my jam against and jams are being little jars
when you get breakfast, and the chairs will be in
the lobby, and but the bar stools and chairs will
be at the bars.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yes, love that.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Do you think I should.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Snort one of my crazy pills off the night stand
this week just to get at extra extra, get extra kick.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah, I would do something. You need to do something.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Things aren't great?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Please send help Ma, if you're listening, I can't find
the fucking jewelry. But can you just fix my fucking
life for me?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Please?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
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Speaker 1 (58:42):
Be okay, to not be okay.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I'm confessing.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I mean, when it rains, a poors in my life,
and I think most people's lives and we can all
be we can all like we can all we can
all relate with that. When it rains, it pours, and Mama,
it's pouring. It's raining and pouring in my life right now,
and I'm not okay. And as you can see from
this episode, I'm complaining. And everyone's going to say that,

(59:06):
oh you you're ungrateful bitch, and like you should you know,
whatever you want to say about me.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Now. I'm just you know, I'm just going through right now.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I just I am.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Maybe it's because mercury in retrograde, but it just seems.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Like explame it on mercury in retrograde. Literally, yeah, every time.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
It's like I fell I fell down, and I fell down,
and it's just because it keeps pouring on me and
I can't get up right now, and I'm just waiting
for that. I'm just waiting for that sunshine to peek
through with the rainbow at the end of the tunnel.
I know it's coming, but I'm going through some ship
right now. It's like a lot, a lot to deal with,
and it's okay to not be okay. So that's my confession.

(59:42):
I'm not okay right now, but I will be eventually.
I'll get back on my feet'll be fine. But right now, yeah,
you're in a rut.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Everybody goes through it. But my my confession is kind
of similar that it is okay to relax and bedrot
every time. So I bedroded the other day because you know,
like whatever, my kids aren't home, Like I'm just gonna relax,
like stay in my bed. I ordered I ordered a
nice rap and I ate it in my bed, and
I yeah, but like then then it's just like you

(01:00:13):
feel guilty because you're not, like you're not getting up
and you're not doing things no. Yeah, So I just
feel like every time I bed roun, I do feel
guilty because I'm not like getting up and I'm not
like cleaning the house or doing the laundry or going
to get the groceries or doing something to like hold
down the house or like be a good mom or
a wife, Like I just want a bedrock without the guilt.

(01:00:35):
And I feel like I feel like I did and
I tried, and I was like I'm tired. I'm just
gonna relax, like I need a day. And I feel
like the more I get older, I need to bed
rot like once a week, Like is that crazy? Especially
of me like traveling and like like socializing and everything,
Like I just if I socialize too much, Like bitch,

(01:00:56):
I'm in bed the next day. I need my battery
touch charge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
And that's not I think that you're that you should
be grateful though, that you have the ability to be
able to do that. A lot of women don't have that,
but uh, you have. If you're able to do it,
then you know, take that time for yourself, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah, but I wish I didn't feel guilty about it,
that maybe maybe it'll maybe it'll get better.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah, I would just be grateful that I'm able to
do it. You know that you kids are at school,
your business is you know, you have people, you know
you have you have the ability to lay down for
and take it. Take a minute off, which is good, bitch,
is more than a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
How long are you spent? How long are you sleeping
for it the whole day? Rot? Or just an hour?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Rot?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
No, I'm not sleeping. I'm just in bed. And oh
it was it was after I cleaned up for my party.
So it was like I got back in bed at
like eleven and then it was just like that for
the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah, I gotta take clean in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I cleaned in the morning, so I did something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I feel your sister, after we record, I have to
bring it takes me two hours to get all this
this this ship off the out of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
And then you're gonna jump them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Well, I'm gonna jump off the balcony jumping in bed today, Mama,
I've seen enough. But that, well, that was that's very good.
We had got a lot off our chests today. You know,
you know what we we we we face our demons
this week. You know, sometimes it's not. It's okay to
not be Okay, there's a lot going on, so we
don't want, we don't want to come across a negative nancy.

(01:02:25):
But it's real about us. Yeah, that's what's real about us.
And if someone doesn't buy these fucking chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
By someone, please buy the chairs please.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
And I have also a fifty percent off cameo sale
right now that no one bought. Complaining and the gems
and the gems well, ladies like I always say, chin up,
panties down, and hopefully my panties have been pulled all
the way down and my chin's up as far as
it goes both of us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yeah, so you know, be kind to one another.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Check your boobs in your vaginal, check your asshole, check
your ball. Yes, good, go to your appointments, take your
crazy pills, buy the fucking chairs, and pray to God
that I fought that my mother finds that joey that
I'm supposed to be wearing. Please just be careful. Oh
and I forgot to tell everyone everyone's shitting themselves. Stop

(01:03:18):
eating all the lettuce.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
You're gonna shit yourself. Everyone's dying of diary.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I would like a parasite to lose ten pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I've been eating gnawing raw and dirty lettuce all week
and nothing happened to me. It's like I can't even
get the parasite. Ladies, we love you, will see you
next week on It's Happening with Sneaky and Joey.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Take us out peace, bitches. It's Happening with Snooky and Joey.