Snooki & Joey chat skincare, weekend binges & millennials vs gen Z

Snooki and Joey are back in their coziest bestie era, recovering from Father’s Day weekend at the shore, while Joey gives us the lowdown on his latest LASIK surgery and how he’s one cosmetic procedure away from becoming a full-time patient. The besties debate alcohol vs. THC drinks and the freedom of a hangover-free morning.

With her 20th high school reunion coming up, Snooki is entering her “is this a midlife crisis?” era, complete with new tattoos and piercings. The two then trip down memory lane: the wonder of being a millennial and turning any ditch into a party, drinking in cemeteries and blacking out in fields, only to show up to work and pass out in the bathroom. They question Gen Z’s choices of bone broth and regulated cortisol levels over the carefree era of millennial degenerates.

Plus, 'Jersey Shore' is back at MTV Thursdays, Joey’s lifelong dream of becoming an e-bike ambassador, their latest obsessions and nighttime routines. Followed by a new Confession Sessions, where Snooki and Joey bond over post-booze binge eating. 4,000 calories in one sitting, yes please, mawmas.

0:00 LASIK Updates
7:50 Fathers Day Weekend
15:58 Millennial Midlife Crisis
24:57 Nighttime Routine
31:55 Joey, e-Bike Ambassador
36:09 Obsessions: Beauty and Snacks
48:06 Let’s talk TV
51:33 All About Health
56:43 Confession Sessions

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's happening with Zookie and Joey Me Wednesday, whip them
out Wednesdays, ladies, we were back and full of sec
lower your panties. Yes for a protein shake and away
we go?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Or Martini? Oh yeah, I do you see how tan
I am?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I know I was about to call cultural appropriation.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I so I finally got my tann back. I feel
like these first two episodes, I've been like so pale.
I really wanted to lay out down the shore because
I haven't really laid out yet this summer, and it's
been beautiful. So Father's Day fa Father's says to everybody, Yeah,
I hope you guys had a great Father's Day. We
had a great day. We went down the shore and

(00:58):
we went on the boat. We went in the ocean.
We sold dolphins. Where swim down the shore?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Was it electric electric? There's real dolphins in the ocean
and their Jersey shore. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So you can either go through a point pleasant way
or I mean through. We went through the LBI Way
and right when they got out, well, the kids went
in the morning and they saw dolphins. I didn't want
to go because I wanted to sleep in like I
like my sleep I was, and it was eight thirty
in the morning. I'm like, I'm not going on the
boat to the ocean right now. So they ended up
going and they saw dolphins, and then we went back.

(01:34):
After they came back, we had lunch, and then I
was like, can we go back to the ocean because
I missed it and I was jealous and we didn't
see anything. But yeah, it was beautiful. I got a
nice tan and it was just a great, a great weekend.
What about you, Joe, Well you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Look rested, you look well rested. Well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh wait, wait wait, can we talk about our appearance
where I have my I have my sunglasses back, bitches.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I tried to be cute for you. Now the kids
are home from school and it's been chaotic all morning.
I don't feel like do my freaking makeup. I did
put liner on them and a gloss. I'm a little
bit of concealer. But this is this is it, And
you know what I missed my look like this. I
feel like this is my podcast. Look.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, she's so she's standing in solidary with me. I
can't physically be without my sunglasses because I have my
eyes slid open with a razorblade this weekend on Thursday. Yes, Joe,
I'm a lay queen first and foremost. This this, this,
this segment is sponsored by Lasik dot com, is it? Well,

(02:39):
not really, but it's I'm telling you about Lisak dot com.
That's where I went, and I'm obsessed. I had Lasik surgery.
Everyone gave me mixed reviews, mostly all good reviews. I
mean they're all all good reviews in my eyes. But
you know, a procedure, queen, I love a procedure. I
love I love aella, I love Achtella, tea, spot tightening,
I love a I love to get my eyes open.

(03:00):
I love to get you know, liposeuction, my bloom, my
nipples cut off. I love to have my ears pinned back.
I love hair surgeries. I love I love any procedural, dramatic.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I think there's I think there's like a word for.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That, snatched.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
No like obsession.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Maybe I'm not well, you know what, I have it,
and I've had it from a whole life and I'm
not stopping now. So I had my Lasik surgery done.
And my number one comment when I asked everyone, what
what's the big any regrets or I think and said, yes,
not doing it sooner, and I have to agree with that. However,
I am not seeing for my full vision now. She
has not con't come into her full bloom yet. Because

(03:38):
I have I have a chronic dry eye. I know
that was gonna happen. So I went to the doctor
yesterday for the check up and she said, girl, your
eyes are ashy. She goes, do you sleep near do
you sleep in a cold room or with any window fan?
I was like, how did you know? She goes, because
your eyes there's literally around wrap around your eyes they're
so dry, I said. I said, well, I have two fans.

(03:59):
So then I was like, she's like, girls, that's why
your eyes you're seeing rainbows. I thought it was because
it was Pride month. I was seeing clouds and rainbows.
But so I couldn't see full vision. So she goes down,
so she gave She gave me like eye lube, so
I literally had to put grease in my eyes when
I sleep at night. Now it's like ointment for my eyes.
And I bought this eyepillow, so I had this mask on,
this big silk pillow for my eyes. So it covers

(04:20):
the wind out of my eyes. I can't be without
the wind, I won't fall asleep. I'll end up burning
in the depths of hell.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
So you probably had like a great few days just
relaxing and sleeping.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh bitch, I took my pills. I took my pills.
I put grease in my eyes, and I put the
the silk eyepillow on and I slept. The procedure itself,
lasik dot com could not be easier. I literally went,
they're they're like, they're like churning them ounta in there.
They're so they don't it's lasic dot com. Yeah, and

(04:52):
you went in the city, Yes, right there. If they
have them all over the country, they have the technicians
all over the country. They invented lasik, believe it not.
And they've done like one hundred million, thousand UH patients
all over the world, all over the country, and they're
the top people. My guy has been doing it, the
guy who did meet doctor John Thomas, doctor Joseph Thomas,

(05:13):
was he's done over I don't know, fifty thousand procedures
and he is been or eighty thousand procedures he's done
and he has been in the same place for twenty years.
And he has the same monovision that I had, the
one eye and the one I ex said, one eye far,
this icy is far, this icy is close, and that's
how that works. So yes, so now, but I'm just

(05:34):
gonna use everything. But I gotta say, it feels that
I woke up and feels like you have a fresh
pair of contacts in like a real fresh pair crystal clear.
It's you know, and the procedure you see it.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
You probably see him like, HG, Now that's how I
feel when I were in my glasses.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, that's exactly how I feel at everything is.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
So crisp and nice crisp.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So I had that, and yeah, the procedure is like
literally nothing like it's it's literally like getting your nails done.
It's like it's like I think it's more dramatic getting
like a Russian manicure then it's getting this done. The
only thing is, you know, they they they laid down.
They didn't tell me to take an annex, but I
did take one, just to be saved, just for good measure. Yeah,
and you get in there and you lay down on
the thing. They put the machine over your face and

(06:14):
they say you feel pressure, Mama, pressure. It felt like
an elephant was sitting on my on my fucking head.
It was just it was It didn't hurt at all.
It was just like you know, you feel they press.
It feels like you know, the machine is like heavy
on your face, but that's all. Your eye doesn't move.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I freak out with eyeball stuff like I could never
know it would be great, like no, no, no, I can't.
I physically can't.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I will not like it as hell. And you don't
feel a thing. You don't feel a thing. You just
feel a machine on your face and that's it. That's
all you feel. And it was over within five seconds.
And I was like, that's it. I thought they were thought.
I thought they were just prepping the machine to like
make sure it was lined up. And I was like, wait,
when are we going to start? I should know it's done.

(06:56):
I was like, it's done. Literally, you don't even know
what's going on. It takes five minutes each eye and
then you're you're out of there and you're just walking around.
But anyway, thank you later, thank you lace dot com
for my eye surgery, for my Lasik surgery, and I'll
keep you posted. But the ladies if you need a
good place. I'm telling you they have them all over
the country. Go over there and find your consultation, because
you know you can go. So I can go swimming

(07:18):
now I don't have to wear a glasses. I can.
I can wear fashion glasses like this, and I don't have
to wear about glasses. No. Well, I meant like without
my contacts in Oh, I can live my life without
the without contacts and the glasses holding me back. So
I'm excited I did that. So I have these on

(07:39):
BECU I would like to protect this. I haven't been
in the spotlight since the surgery, so I'm having these
on to protect my cornea, my retina do I do
both have retinas and corneas? Who? I don't know. Father's Day,
Poppy came.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Over, Yes, Poppy.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
He was wearing a lot of jewelry. He had all
his jewelry on and I made I just had you know.
Year came over with her family and very nice Bobby,
my sister came over and their dogs, and then you
know the kids were here in the dogs. Peaky got
a bath. I made my apricot chicken. It was You're
gonna love. I have a new recipe. It's Apricot chicken.
I use this. I use a special Apricot jam that

(08:16):
I have and I make.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh I like jam.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh well, stay tuned.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I love jam.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I love Do you love jam? I'm a jam queen.
I have Jam session, I have, I have all these.
I've been putting jam on everything. I love jamm Aganza,
you know that. And I've been using jams on for
a cop I mean a jam Dar cocktail jams I
made I made. I put my jam on my my,
on my what's it called on my yogurt bawls.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
My god, I think we're ninety five.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
We're talking about jams Jam. It's the jam sash. But
Bobby came over. I gave him all skincare that I
literally just gave him all the ship that I got
a PR stuff. Yeah, but he he loves it like
he like he like I love it like yeah, He'll
He'll take anything. I use all the PR But you know,

(09:02):
I can't physically use all these skincare products before they
go bad? Do I look dark?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Sometimes it's just overloaded. I can't tell them morene glasses.
I think you look fine?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Sometimes I don't like us too bright, because then you
see all of our wrinkles.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh not me, bitch, get into the skin. I'm trying
a new product this week. I'm I'm saving. I'm gonna
ahead myself. I'll talk the products.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're jumping around? Did you shake your pills today?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just took them so they haven't hidden yet. But yeah,
Father's Day, I mean I forgot chicken. I meane spring rolls,
our summer I mean summer rolls is so good. Vietnamese
summer rolls. Well, they were my version of them. We had,
I mean a key content. I made a watermelon sprits
and I wasn't try you know what I drank. They

(09:51):
sent me from this company called Nowadays, sent me these
weed drinks. They're like they're like beers, but they're like
heart seltzers, but instead of having wheat, you get them too.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
So me and Giotti wanted to try an alternative. Like
this was like five months ago because we were like,
because we were both trying to lose weight, and we
were like, instead of you know, drinking like the martinis
and the wine, let's try like a let's try like
a wheat drink. And I was too scared. I was
too scared to try it, but he was like guzzling them, yeah,
and he liked them. It was just like I do

(10:22):
I do have another drink.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Too, I'm in a what is that?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well finish?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
How are you feel? Yeah? So nowadays? So I was
drinking the nowadays, which is five percent THHC in each can,
the delicious flavors. I don't know. They just showed up
on my doorstep. I don't know who sent them to
I guess nowadays send them to me. And I just
drank their bubbly and refreshing and there's only twenty calories
in them. Instead of like a beer, which is like
one hundred seven calories, this was like twenty calories. It
tasted delicious, light and livy, and you know, you you

(10:49):
just watch yourself. You drink responsibly, drink them responsibly, so
instead of like you know, you have to learn learn
your It was new for me because I don't never
just had a full day of just drinking the seltzers
like that, but you know, you learn, Like I figured,
it was almost like beers, Like if I had six beers,
that's what I would feel like. And I had, you know,
I had six drinks. Six of the selters and I
just had a lovely time and no hangar. The next day,

(11:11):
I just like literally woke up and I know at
seven am, no hangover because the thing it's with the
glass of wine. Leer came over the other day open
and Leer came over the other day. And they're bullying me,
cyber bullying me right on my own couch and my
very hard.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I know there they were bullying you in our group chat.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh literally, so I was getting was getting cyber bullyed
on my own couch. I had a glass of wine,
one glass to one glass.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
And press wine because you only had one glass.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, I was trying to be social in drink, but
I have a one glass of wine or maybe one
or two glasses of wine. But then and then I
wasn't drinking at anything else to the day, I woke
up like feeling got hit by a fucking truck. I
was dry heaving, my head was pounding.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Well you know why, because you trained your body to
like not be drinking all the time, and like you
haven't had the wine and you're being so healthy, but
just one last streak and then you do that. Well,
wine was it?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
It was like cheap, nice No, it was like, you know,
some nice rose from France, but it was like it
was it wasn't cheap, but it was the thing. I
think it's either all or nothing. And if I got
blacked out probably and like you know, just drink pounding
vodka all night for until two am, I probably wouldn't
have had the hangover. I think it's just maybe like
just a little bit of it.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, That's why I'm trying not to do the wine
so much, even though I love wine, I just feel
like if I'm like drinking all day, like down the
shore this weekend. Okay, So I had these drinks, and
I usually go for the surf sides, Like I love
surf sides. They're so good and yummy, and I can
have like a million and be fine.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are those bubbles are bubbles?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
A little good? No surf side is no bubbles. It's
like it's like a lemonade. I spiked it I made,
but Gianni ended up finding this. It's called spiked aid.
Spike spike, spike spiked aid. Yeah s p I K
E D A g E. It's a spiked It's a
spiked fucking gatorade. So he's like, yeah, try this because

(13:05):
I love Gatorade, and like I'll drink that if like
I'm really dehydrated or like really hungover. Like I'm chugging
a Gatorade and I drank it, Joey. It tastes just
like gatorade, Like you don't even know that there's like
alcohol in it. So I'm chugging them like you could
literally chug them, and it's like a regular Gatorade. And

(13:26):
I literally had nine, nine of them in like an hour.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nine is it? It seems counterintuitive? Is it hydrated?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's yes, So usually okay, So like Nashville, if I'm
hungover in Nashville or like I know, I'm like been
drinking for a couple of days, I'll have a Gatorade
and I'll drink a full Gatoraid and then I'll have
a Gatorade with vodka. And this is basically the drink.
So it's gluten free, no gluten free, no sugars, and

(13:57):
one hundred calories. And I was like, Okay, this seems
like not too bad, so bitch, I chugged it and
I ended up like posting a picture of it because
I was laying out by the pool and and they
DM me and I said, oh yeah. They said, oh
my god, we can't believe that you drink or drink.
And they were like, we're gonna, We're gonna send you

(14:18):
a package to your shorehouse.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was like, yes, queen, oh my god, I want something.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
You guys, you have to try. It's the new drink
of the summer. I would say, this is my favorite
drink right now, and then surf sides all the other ones,
like the White Claw is the high Noons, like, I
don't know, they just they don't do it for me
anymore and they give me a diarrheas the next die,
you know, Like I tell that.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I prefer bubbles like Bubba Guts. I prefer bubbles in
my drink. I mean I don't. I don't think I
would like I would, of course I would like it.
But drink love this, Okay, to try it? What color is?
What is it? Common? A gatory bottle? What kind of
bottle does it come in?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I'll send you.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
You see it, girl, I can't. I don't have eyes.
They cut them out.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Oh yeah, well they come in. I think the flavors
are blue, red, orange, and green. Yellow is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
No, it's a can a tall skinny can or a
short fat can.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh my god, it's a tall skinny like me. Yes,
just like you.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
But they're so good.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You guys have to try it like a beach day,
a pool day, or just like going outside, and you know,
like you're having to meet all day. This is the
drink of the summer in a can. Because I'm very
judging with these can drinks. I mean, I feel like
everyone has a can drink, and I don't love all
of them.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
There's too many to pick from. You stick with it,
you find something you likes, stick with it. That's that's
the way the summer, ladies. I mean that you heard
it here. First, I'm sorry a little, and I felt.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I felt fine the next day. So yeah, wait, I
didn't tell you I got my second hole pierced.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Mama, my ears, Oh you never had a second hole. No,
I feel like a.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Cool millennial mom. I don't know. I guess I was scared.
But Giovanna wanted you.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Just say that you can fit more diamonds in your
fucking skull.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well yeah that also, But like I just feel like
maybe I'm doing a mid life crisis. I've gotten two
tattoos already and now I'm doing the second hole. But
I only did it because Giovanna. Giovanna wanted to pierce
her second hole with her friend, and she was like, no,
we went to the pharmacy in Madison. They're great, by

(16:40):
the way. Yeah, So we went there and I could
tell she was scared and she was like, I don't
know if I want to do it. I'm like, do
you want me to go first? Honey, I'll go like
because she knows, like, I'm terrified of needles, and I was.
I put my my big girl panties on. I try
not to be scared. And it didn't. It didn't hurt
at all. So I'm really glad that I got that.
Glad I did it.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You are going through the case. You're getting fucking tattoos
at drunk tattoos at stripper bars. You're getting bar it's
a Nashville bar. Oh sorry, getting piercings with teenagers.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Piercings.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
When's your ten year high school reunion? Did it happen ready?
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
They want to do it on my daughter's birthday. I said,
you have to move the date, like I have to
be there.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wait, she's the famous one.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm the famous one.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
In my class.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I gotta go. This is your twenty year Yeah, I
graduated two thousand and six, bitch.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
So this is your twenty year high school reunion.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Disgusting?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
My fortieth is coming up. Oh my god, Ie, you.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Really are ninety five? Oh wait, you can I come
with you?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
You could be my date. But they have to move
the date or I can't go. It's the Jeevana's birthday.
I'm not going to my high school reunion on my
daughter's birthdays. Wait, so then, if ever make sure they
changed it? Is it?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
If was? Everyone in your graduate is all our girl
group in the all the same graduating class? Are we
all together?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Girls?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yes? Every Amy too?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, we all graduated together.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Frankie Amy here, Steph.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes, we're all six.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm coming to that party.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I'll be call each other the six bitches.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Boyfriend. Yeah, oh I love. I went to my high
school reunions, two of them, and I ended up sleeping
on the floor and we all like stend up crashing
in a hotel room. And I was sleeping on the
ground with a with a dust ruffle as my blanket.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I was fucking jenneral we were we were pacing the highways.
We were sucked up and came up.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I guess it's like at this nice restaurant, But like,
I don't know. I pictured like the reunion to be like,
let's pretend we're back in high school and we're in
someone's basement. We're like a garage party.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, or do a field? Do a field?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, oh my god, the apple orchards. Like we go
into the field and we have like, you know, a
keg and a fire, and we're just like prancing, prancing.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
In the woods. Yes, people loved millennials. We loved drinking
in a fucking and it deserted. Fucking Oh my god,
that's all we did.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Construct would drive like a mile, we would drive a
mile into the woods, yep, and just party a ditch.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
We would do it in a ditch. We would find
an abandoned fucking s asylum. No one just went in
someone's house and drank. We had to go into adventures into.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Creeks and parents. Nobody's parents would let them. So one
time there the cop showed up and we all sprinted
for our lives. So it was like a movie and
I hid in a bush.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
This is just reminding me. I want to give a
quick shout out to my friend Aaron from Over the
Moon and Far Away. The Millennial Influencers. They have a
podcast they started called you had to Be There. You know,
we had to have them auditud she's my friend, well
because we dm each other. Oh my god, over the Moon, Aaron,

(20:12):
we're talking about you. It's it's I'm excited to hear
all the stories. I would like to get down there
and do some storytelling.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, it's the three millennial influencers that like always hey
like the viral millennium. Yes, Kate, I love Kate, the
other the other girls I haven't really watched.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Let me get so I can give them a property. Well,
I'm going to welcome into the podcasting world because you
and I are veterans, and I want to wish them
well because when I see people doing yeah, maybe we
can have them on Aaron Miller.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
You know when I scratch my legs, you can see it.
I'm I can't see it.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's called You had to Be the Podcast y H
two b T pod and it is. It's a Nicole
story in it's Kate Enberg and Aaron Miller. I'm so
excited to watch it. But anyway, yeah, that's they can
tell you more than that we could because they're they're professionals.
But yeah, we would be in ditches, cemeteries. We would

(21:13):
be by the cemetery drinking.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Golf course, Yes, I drank in a cemetery.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, golf courses, anything. Anything. Construction always works, like abandoned,
abandoned buildings. Yeah, I'm going to a field. I miss
it too. Everyone's when the new age of the gen
zs are completely different than what we were. They're all
doing like nighttime routines. They're waking up with hydrating masks on.

(21:40):
They're doing sound I slept in.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
My party makeup for like a week. Yeah, like we
were disgusting.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
They're using TALC free makeup. Yeah, they're not drinking, they're
having like you know, I was watching I was online
the other day and online I was on the web
the other day and they were the World Wide Web.
Some woman was talking about how she went out with
her gen Z coworkers and like they had like they
had like one apparel sprits and then they were like afterwards, like, oh,

(22:10):
this was so nice. There's a gelato place next door
that I love. Should we get gelata? And she's like, what,
we just finished our first sprits. She was confused, what's
going on? So they went and then they all went home.
After she goes, she goes, when I was their age,
She's like, we ended up on a Tuesday at a
strip club at until three am with my co work.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
How do you go out with your coworkers for just
one drink?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
And that's what they're doing. And they're waking up early
and they're doing hot yoga and they're drinking colostrums and
they're they're drinking bone brazel. No, it's different like we were.
That was just the way we were, Like the way
it was back in the day. We're going out with

(22:51):
co workers like we were out like it was every
night affair, Like we would go on on a Wednesday,
like go out for a happy hour drinks and we
would be fucking up until four am walking across bridge.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
We just we can never we can never call it.
We can never call it. You just have to keep going.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was all the time, no wonder where we were, especially.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Especially if you're just like, let's just go out for
a couple of drinks and then we'll call it in
early night because I don't feel like drinking tonight. That's
the night that you fucking black out and you end
up in a field.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And then you show up at work the next day
fucking still hung over, drunk, sleeping ice, sleeping on the ground.
We would go to the bathroom and just like turn
the lights off and like lay on the ground for hours.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Like I got fired. I got fired from Filine's because
I did that.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do you remember when you worked at Forever twenty one
and then you went back to that Forever twenty one
and the bitch that's you and you you saw her.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
She was so nice to me a manager. After Jersey Shore,
I went back to like say hi to everyone, and
she was she was so nice to say And I
feel like she was so nasty to me when I
worked there, So I was like, hmmach.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm sorry. I'm a little dis shoveled today. My dog
just vomited operacots all over mess today. Did you see that?
I hope you have a clip of it. The cameras
were rolling.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't think they were, were they? Oh yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
The cameras are always rolling in this house. Sally Anne
has the hout the place bugged?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Are you watching my show. It's the last one on MTV.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I watch it. We watch it religiously.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, sure, no, I watch it.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I was on it once.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, yeah, that's the only time you watch it, you
bet well.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Otherwise they get fomo.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, it's true. Don't forget guys. Jersey Shore Family Vacation.
It's our last season with MTV. So every Jersey Thursdays,
eight pm. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
What do you have a wait? Joe nedtell routine. Did
do something any beauty routines before you go to bed?
I just got into ie masks. I'm all about the
eyes this week.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah's your eyeballs. No, I never did an imass but heat.
I'm very simple with my skincare routine, just because my
skin's like already like good. So if I feel like
I do too much to it, then I start breaking out.
So I really just do like the exfoliating pads that
you get from like any drug store.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
So I do that.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I do that, I take a shower, I just do like,
who's that that poppy? What is that my phone or
your phone? Is that opal? I'm dead? All right? So yeah,

(25:48):
I do exfoliating pads from the drug store, and then
I go in the shower and do nice warm water on.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
My face and then what do you put on the pads?
Does the pads have grease, have medicine on it or
you just put.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, yeah, it's the Nutrigena face pads like.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Like a makeup remover wipe or is it?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
What is it? It's I have to look it up,
like an ozema or oxypads.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Nutrigena pads. I've been using them for years. Nutrigena there's two,
so there's oh no, So I have the clearest cell
rapid rescue deep treatment pads.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It's quite bottom.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, and then I have the the rapid clear Nutrigena
treatment pads. So they're both like the same thing.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I made a treatment.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
But I do that every night on my face. I
take a shower and then you know what, you know
the oil I put on my face?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yes, I do. What is it Cashmere by Kim Gozolsiak.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh, it's so good and I love it and it
makes me feel like clean and refreshed and it smells
so good. And that's basically my night routine. It's nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
My night routine has gotten a little bit more intense
because now that I had to put grease in my
eyes and I wear the iPads, but I love to
do I show I'm a nighttime shower and then and
then in the morning. I'll shower in the morning if
I have somewhere to go, that wont be if I'm
just like I just don't get into bed dirty. That's
like my thing, like and I don't. I just I
just have because I have those sheets that I have.

(27:29):
My sheets are white, so I need to have like
crisp and I like, I like feeling refreshed before bed,
so I do it, just shower before it. But my skincare,
I've been using a lot of you beauty. I have
to have you send send them into some shoes.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, who's that you beauty?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh my god, it's my face. It's the best. I
have it all my it's all my shot might go
to my shot my, but they have like their their
products are like the only things that ever use that
I've seen a difference, Like you know, you know when
like you use something and like you automatically first time
use it like this is something I've never had before,
like it never felt anything like this for and then
you start seeing the results like.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, and like you instantly just fall in love with.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
There's this neck cream that I have from them. It's
like it's a neck and declatized cream. My neck looks
like a fucking turtle, like a couple of months ago
and now it's like literally looked like I was a
fucking tortoise.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
And do you ever use the snatched neck thing? No?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Poppy has that on? Oh my god, I go to
send you a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I bought one like three months ago, but I never
used it.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I forgot. Did you ever see the one with Poppy
wearing it well for.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
His rooster neck?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know what to tell it? Does that surgery?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I know he has to cut your ears off and
put them on the table.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Look, no he doesn't. Oh yeah yeah that's the shop.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
No, I want to like a chiseled I want to
chisel like side profile.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
That's what I need. That's why we had to cut
the cameras.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
And Hayley Beamer is so nice.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's just like that's my thing because I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I also a model.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I have that trouble chin as well, and that's my thing.
Like after you lose weight, it's like, you know how
you have sagging skin, Like I'm luckily you don't have
like all the sagging skin on my body saggy, but
this is what that is, and he said, I went
to Truetellar's and he said, it's not LiPo section because
it's not fat there. It's just like it's just like
skin that's there. So I have to have that cut off.
But I don't want. I'm not ready for a full
bottom face left yet, but I will be if she

(29:27):
I don't think you need it. Well, if he's inclined,
if he wants to do it on me, I'll lay down.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, your beard really covers it.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I feel I don't want to have to have the bed.
I hate the beard. It's so nasty and gross. I
don't I hate having a beers. Beers are so.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Out and actually hate you without a beard.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I do too, But like if I had a snatch,
I love you with a beard. If I had snatch
drawn I was tan, you wouldn't notice it.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Mm hmmm. I think I think the Crusaders love the
beer too.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Okay, well, I need like my like mic both. We
have to have turteller on one day. I maybe she
goes off and recording record in his office and have
him show them all his favor procedures he does on us. Yes, Fox,
I need a Fox eyebrow lift, JP jump Paul, Oh
my god. But yeah, nighttime routines. So I love doing

(30:16):
my all my creams. I do all the the resurfacing
creams and the all the creams at night, and then
I do the iPads. I need to find good iPads.
That's what I'm the market for. I have the ones
by Mighty Mighty Patch shows are okay. I bought the Stella,
Stella and Grace ones from the I hated those. Those
are thick jelly ones. I don't want know if it's

(30:37):
just like a thick, gooey like dildo feeling rubber thing
under your eyed. No, I want something that's gonna absorb
into this, like a collagen one or like something better.
So I need a good iPad recommendation. But I do.
I do that, and then I oh my hair. I
do hair oils, hair masks. I never had hair before.
Do you do hair oils and masks? I usually do.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, the masks where you had to leave it in
for like fifteen minutes. Yeah, I do the k oh
the conditioning mask.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yes, kten has the best ones. So I use the
Ktene masks and then I put that on my hair
and then I comb it. I gotta tell you something, Nicole,
I've gotten to the point of my hair growth where
I'm turning into a soccer dike. Look what I bought.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Wait, what is it a hair tie?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's a zigzag hair band. Look.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh cute Me and GG have those? We love them.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I look like a soccer dike.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
No, you really don't. I'm loving the long hair.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Can you do a pony?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Can you like you're a rich European person?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, no, I'm I look I feel like I'm a
soccer queen.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, I'm not getting those vibes. Oh what happened?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I'm so sorry about that. We had technical difficulties. I yes,
I don't know what's going on. Maybe because I can't
the threshold of my home can't fix all these fucking
plugs or some everything's plugged in. The fans are going
my uh. I don't know what happened, but I'm back.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I think I think Mommy's haunting you.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I wish she haunted my snerb. I need I need
to get into working out again, like I need to
get back in the in the field. I need some
inspiration for you. Do you know that I have since
I had my financial since I'm doing my financial strike.
What is it called, I'm lowering my car, I'm loving
my I'm lowering my financial footprint. Since I've been doing that,

(32:32):
I have you going bankrupt? No about not going taking ubers.
Oh so I've been doing something.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
You're walking everywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
No, I'm city biking everywhere. I am bicycling everywhere. I'm
a cycling a cycle queen. So, but the thing is,
I love the city bike because they have it's like
a it's a it's not electronic bike. It's not E bike.
It kind of is, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Is it like a mountain bike? Does I have different gears?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And no, it does not any gears, but it has
this It has a pedal assist on it, so it's
like you you pedal to make it move, but like
it has a little like a little electricity in it,
so it kind of goes like faster than you normally
would if you're like, you know what I mean. But
it's like an e bike. I'm obsessed with it. But
now I need my own, and I've reached out. I've
been trying to pull an influencial scam on every bike

(33:18):
company in the world. And no, no one's biting. Everyone's
offering me the certain things here and there.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
But I need Where are you gonna put the bike?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Though? In my house? I can put it in my
in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh yeah, you could use the elevator to bring it up.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, yeah, But I need I need an electronic bike.
If there's anyone wants to get it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
We have a million here.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
You have e bikes at home.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
We have like ten in the garage. We but we
never we never actually got a free one like they
would give Gianni, like twenty five percent off. Gianni started
this whole e bike thing.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Here, give me one. I need it because that's how
I get around with Peaky And I can't put Peaky
on the city bike because I'll get sued. You're not
allowed to have your dog on the bike.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Right, I'll see I'll see you if we can, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's my dream. I need an e bike because that's
why I get I get so much EXCEP. I went
all the way down to Battery Park City. I saw
that I want one of those. Can I just borrow
it for the summer? And I'll bring him back in
the winter. Yeah, I bike. I know I'm not kidding
the call. I'll have Papa pick it up. I have
been I get I may not wait have a helmet.
I can have to. I'll get my own helmet. I

(34:21):
have been biking everywhere and it's my favorite thing ever.
Get It's like and I can't bring Peaky with me
because he can't go on. I can stop it to
my chest if that's scary. But if I have my
real I know that's what I'm saying. If I they
have so many do they have all these pets safe options,
But I can't put it on the city by because
it's not when you saw in the contract and all
that's ride with the animal on it. I can have

(34:44):
my own little safe area in the back for him.
I can get one of those little cases for him
to sit in the back and we can go. We
can go everywhere to go because he gets so upset
when I can't bring it. But I'm not getting my
exercise if we're just walking a little bit because he
can't walk too far because he's twenty So oh yeah,
so I need to get e bikes. So if you
I'm a borrow. I'd love to borrow for you. But
if you're if you want, if you're in the business,

(35:04):
to make me your your ambassador, I would be a
fit ambassador for the e bike community. I love that
for you, and I love biking. It's like, I know,
I'm not getting the full exercise if I was like
going like like mountain biking up the river with no
with no assisting, but you know, I'm a senior assistant
and at least I'm getting out there and getting my
cholesterol under checks in check or whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, and it's so cozy. It's it just makes you
feel like you're with nature and how how beautiful the
planet is.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I went nice. I went through the whole length, not
the whole length. I went all the way from like
my house all the way down to Battery Park City,
which is like the bottom of Manhattan on the West
Side Highway. And I saw I didn't see dolphins, but
I saw ships, and I saw boats, and I saw
shirtless men and I saw yeah every.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Where everybody like runs and that's for any runs.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I think, yes, it's for veny runs. And I so
I didn't any running there, but I I ride my
bike there, so That's why I need my e bike
so I could further my career.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Very nice, are you?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I want to talk about some beauty obsessions. I think,
I think we just I think obsessions need to be
honed in to different categories each week. It could be
one overall obsession, but like I have tooth, I have
a food obsession and I have a beauty obsession.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It could be like any obsessions.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
It could be, but I think we can break. I
get more than one because I did beauty last week,
but I have to do it again because I have
a new product I love. Okay, okay, My obsession this
week is sponsored by Mario Cosmetics by Mario, Make It
by Mario. If you notice, no, I never.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Bought any of his stuff. Nicole is pricey. Though I
feel like it's pricey, it's not hard. I'm more of
like a drug store gal.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I mean, it's a little high end, but it's not
like anything crazy. It's it's very well priced. So by
make It by Marios is my favorite new look at
my contract stead. You can see the snatch. Can you
see the snatch? Yes? This is the one I like
in the summertime. It's all about convenience. For me, I
want a product that's going to do everything I needed

(37:10):
to do without having to put on all this extra ship.
So my my routine has been all I'm wearing today
is my Supergoop SPF forty, which is in my shot,
my SPF forty glow screen. It's a it's an all
in one like sunscreen, SPF forty, tint tanner all in one.
It gives you a glowingal thing and then I put
down all over and then this is the my number

(37:31):
one for your product. It's the medium dark Soft Sculpt
Transforming Skin Enhancer. This is a bronzer. This is like
a contour and it's an all over, just like skin
perfector you put this mush. It's I think it's like
twenty thirty dollars or something, Okay, And this is the brush.
This is the brush I go. I use it with
the F four brush makeup by Mario and their angles

(37:53):
each side is their chisel. You just take a little
of this and then you put it under your cheek
ones here and you blend it out and it's just creamy,
glowy bronzie. It's almost it gives a little bit of coverage.
It just makes your skin look like you've done like
five hundred steps to it looks like you have bronze
or blush toned, like all this stuff on. With one product,
it literally is you put it on your eye lids,

(38:14):
you put it down your neck, everywhere, and it's creamy,
it's hydrating, it's everything right now, Ladies, summertime, you need
one product to have that's gonna turn your your your
skin out and make it look stunning within an hour
of seconds. It's the Soft Scalps Transforming Skin and Answer
and the F four brush Makeup by Mario. Do you
do you have some obsession this week besides that little doll?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Well, yeah, if we're doing what me no thing about makeup.
If we're talking about makeup, I just did a full
stock on my lipliner because I'm a little better girl now.
I just I love lining my lips. I just feel
like I so if I'm like going, if I'm going
like outside to like you know, a little barbecue or something,

(38:57):
I'm not doing full makeup. I'm just doing the up.
Angel's here, I can fix it. I'm just doing the
Thrive Cosmetics mess Scarra Cosmetics. Yeah, I've talked about this
last week but wait two seconds.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
He looks here.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Whoa, it looks like sonic. Yeah. I closed the door, baby,
I'm almost done. I'll be right there. Close the door,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
So I socked up on my lipliner because I'm like
going through it so much. So it's tart, of course,
because you know, she sent me. She sent me like
a whole box of stuff, and I was like, oh
my God, like loving all of this and all the
fact that you don't have to sharpen the pencil. You
just twist the bottom sometimes, you know, when I'm out
and it's in my bag, I didn't bring a frigging

(39:49):
pencil sharpener, so you literally just you know, twist the
thing and then more more of it comes up. Hi.
So my favorite is the creamyt matte lipliner. It's a tart,
the tart juicy lipliner, and I do deep mauve. So
I noticed that a few of you in the comments
were like, what do you have on your lips? It's

(40:10):
that and then I put either like a tinted bird's
bees over it or like a nice gloss. But that's
literally like all I need to, like I feel like
I have something on me without like looking, you know,
disgusting and like make up free. So I'm obsessed with
Tart's slipliner, like yes, queen love it?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Well you heard it here. First, get those beauty products.
I'm gonna have those linked in my shot my, so
you can just click on the link my bio, go
to my shot my, and I'll have this week's beauty
obsessions there for us to buy up. He is waking
up from his nap. He's heard to hear'd your kid
and then snack obsession. Ooh, what has I been? What

(40:51):
is my Oh? Oh, David's ice cream? Have you had
David's ice cream yet?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh? Yeah, that's good. Yep, that's rightly.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Oh my god, David Protein makes ice cream now.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
The bars and you don't feel guilty, No, it's.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I don't eat the whole thing. The whole thing's two
hundred and six of calories. They have ice cream. Now
they have the ice cream? Now do they send that
to you?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't remember, but it's in my freezer.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
David's ice cream?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, okay, so I have Okay, they have three four flavors,
the triple Chocolate, unbelievable, triple peanut butter so good, cookie
dough and then vanilla. They are just so satisfying. And
I've had since I've transformed, I have a sweet tooth
that I never had before. But a little sweetness goes
a long way.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
So David's ice cream I love those. And I've also
been eaten cherry plums. Have you ever had a cherry plum?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I feel like yes, because I do love plums and
I feel like I did have a cherry plum before.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I'll pick it up. I'll give it to you tomorrow
when I see you, and I'll pick it and i'll
and I will when I get my bike your cherry. Wait,
can I sleep over tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah? Okay. Well, I've been into pretzels. I feel like
I love just any pretzel. I'm just into pretzels right now.
I don't know if it's like the summer, but like
just sitting by the pitch and having pretzels. I mean,
especially when you're starving and you want like a quick
little snack. And I have the pretzel bags that are

(42:22):
only like one hundred calories per bag, and they're the
sticks or they're like the the pretzel thing. Oh my god,
Me and Angelo are just downing fucking pretzels. I love pretzels.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Pretzels are satisfying. I'd like, yeah, when I was.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Little, I used to eat the pretzels with the spicy mustard,
like dip it in there, fucking bomb so bomb.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I used to get the big Dutch. I forget what
they were called. They were like, oh yeah, the Dutch
pret Dutch Wonderland pretzel where they were like Amish. They
were like hard, fucking big pretzels. Yeah, And she said,
I love it. I'm a Trader Joe's queen. I've been
going back to Trader Joe's every day.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I'm at Trader Joe's all day.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh my god, they're they're fighting in the aisles making.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
A Trader Joe's. So my town, my town has like
Trader Joe's, and it has like a couple like places
to eat or whatever, and it's all over our all
over our town page, because you know, the town Facebook
page is where it's at. And there's just a million
videos of people lined up around the whole fucking strip

(43:33):
mall and everyone's like, what is this for. It's for
the fucking Trader Joe's bags, are we kidding?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I thought it's for the new release of this new
snooky Suntown lotions. They're they're selling them.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, yeah, it's it's for my plushy babies.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's these little bags.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
The lines around the block their tote bags. And I
went last week and they had a million of them
and nobody was in line. They were like, do you
want a toe bag? And I'm like no, I'm okay,
Like I have a million tote bags. I don't need to, like, well,
what's what's the crazy heer? Is it? Because everybody wants
them that they want them?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I have to think. I think I think it's deep.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I'm a culture.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I'm a I'm a global queens. As we know, I
travel the globe extensively, and I've known. I have an
little intel for you. It is a Asian obsession. It's
a Western like because the Asians from like you know,
out out East are obsessed with Western culture and they
don't have Trader Joe's there, so anything American or like

(44:30):
coincidental like that is like so coveted there. That's where
the buzz came from originally. If I'm not I'm not mistaken,
it is from Asian tourists coming and they and it's
a it's like a status symbol type thing, like if
you have this bag, it's like, you know, oh, it's
a cool thing that you can't get there. It's it's
very exclusive. Then everyone else started like copying them because
they saw the exclusivity of it, and they something that

(44:52):
we would just like look at me, like, oh, what
is this random tote bag? They are, you know, obsessed
with it because it's something. It's like us going over
to Japan getting exclusive thing from Japan that everyone on
TikTok's freaking out about, like you can't get it anywhere else.
It's about supplied demand like it. So I think that's
if I'm not mistaken. Again, don't cancel me if I'm wrong.
But it's like I think that has a heavy influence
of what it is. And if you notice in a

(45:12):
lot of the videos of everyone, it's like it's predominantly
Asian women like buying all the things and like getting
all the bags. I think that's where it's the craze started.
But I think now it's just it's just spiraled into
a phenomena, a phenomena, and they are they're cute, they're cute,
but it's like it's not it's just any tote bag.
It's the mini pastel tote bags. It's the the one

(45:33):
that they're all.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
F y, And they were just in store like last week,
and he asked me if I wanted one, and I
was like, no, I'm okay, go back and be like
they had sacks of it. So it's like, why did
everyone freak out that day?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Maybe they have a new flavor, Maybe there's like a.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Kid, maybe the color you. Honestly, I can't make fun
of them too much because I'm that mom that's in
line for fucking needles for my daughter, like waiting outside
of five below jelly catch you buy. No, she likes
the jelly cats, but no, it's the needles, the squshies
and the smushmarts And I'm fucking in line waiting for

(46:10):
all these things because of her, and moms are fighting
each other and I'm just like, oh, it's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Has since he ever met my kid? I don't think
she's ever been home when I had him over? Ye know,
she would love my kid.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Oh Angela would love well bring him tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Do you want to sleep with spookies? Oh yo yo?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Well he goes sopbow with spooky.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Sus My mom is coming over. Was she watched the
kids tomorrow so she could watch the kids because he's
down the shore for the week because he's having a
boys weekend.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh so your mother's kind to watch the kids. That's cute.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, So I'm excited to dress up. Me and Joe
we are just going to a dinner and you know,
we haven't seen each other in a while, so I'm
excited to dress up. Yeah, and you know, just just
feel cute.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I want to wear something exotic. The Ralph Laur in Summer.
The Ralph Laur Men's show just launched, and it's it's
throwing the world into a tizzy. If in the men's
fashion world, it's like literally everything. I might wear a
denim jacket with a tuxedo.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Oh, I kind of love that.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
It's so shack a peak. He's wilding out right now,
that's enough. Every time I put a cream on, he's
a and I specifically petroleum based things. If there's any
any pet psychics in the chat. He is addicted to
anything like ointment based, Like this is like a little
lip ointment I have, and he's it's like crack. It's

(47:34):
a cat nip for him, or if I put like
an my eye ointment I put on, or any creams
or anything, he's he freaks out. And maybe that's why
he's throwing up oils and stuff. He like hunts me down.
If I put it on the bathroom and he like
lunges at me, look at him.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Maybe he thinks it's CBD oil. He wants to get
sucked up.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh, someone sent me some joints. Native pets sent me
some like some joint pain CBD for him? I think,
try it? What have you?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Wait, let's talk about shows. Have you watched? I will
find you on Netflix? Nicole.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I don't think. So what is it?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Oh my god? I mad? God?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Is it spooky?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
No, it's not spooky.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
It is.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Mystery, murder, mystery in a way, in a way a guy.
It's that It opens with a guy in prison, basically
a guy's How do I put this? A guy's in
prison for allegedly killing his son, and he's shunned away
from five years. He didn't talk to anymo. He's in

(48:42):
prison and he decides to talk, start talking to his
sister in law. He knows he didn't do it. He
knows he didn't do it. He's been framed the whole time,
but he's like his you know, they buried his son
and then his and then five years later, he's like
ready to talk. Sister in law comes there. He goes, Oh,
where are you going the sister the sister in law

(49:03):
comes to visit. He decides to see the sister in
law to visit him. She says, I don't want to
scare you, but I want to show you this picture.
Shows this picture. She goes, what do he knows? He goes,
He goes, I don't know what ares looking. He's a
look in the background. The picture is of the dead son.
It's the dead son that appears to be what his
adary now five years later, how old he'd be eight

(49:23):
years old? He was three when he was dead, an
eight year old boy. And it's the same exact rare
birthmark on his face.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
So he's alive.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Goose bumps everywhere. Well, we don't know yet. I've only
I'm only upset for episode four, so there's a chance live.
So then he like, all this drama ensues and everyone's connected.
The cops are shady cops, and he's being framed, and
we don't know the son I hate a shady cop.
And then there's like all these all these tangled webs

(49:53):
we used. You know who stars in a Helly are
from Severances is the star of it, Helly. I'm still
mad a her for I'm not met at her, met
him for going with her watching that show? What else
show do I love? What other show do I love?

(50:13):
Are you watching any show spooky?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Now? I usually just watched, you know, like alien documentaries
because I'm obsessed, But no, like good show.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Well that's the one I'm watching. It's I Will Find You,
And I like, Oh. Then I started watching Okay. Then
there's now the Angel. Now there's a straight heated rivalry.
It's called oh Campus off Campus.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Everyone's talking about it. I know, So I watched it,
and I know all all the moms, the mom friends,
they're like, you have to watch this after you put
the kids to bed.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, because they show everywhere. There's cops everywhere in it.
That's the reason I started watching it. Lear came over
the other day and Lear she's Father's Day. She told
me I have to watch it because there was naked
man in it. So I watched it. I gotta say
it is compared to heat rivalry the bodies. You know,
his ass is not anything compared to the naked ass
of of those heater rivalry guys. But you know you

(51:08):
can't win them all. But yeah, it's it's a very
it's a sexy show. It's very it's very horny, very horny,
horny show. I need new pills. I guess I told
you I'm switching my medicine. I haven't. I haven't had
my doctor appoint me up, but I'll keep you updated
on that. But I'm switching my meds. I told you that.
I told you switching the meds. Yeah, what else is

(51:32):
going on?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I'm gonna be cut open soon.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Oh yea, when are you having your snurp search your
snerp breectomy?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I'll text show hmmm, but it's happening soon. It's happening.
It's happening soon.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
You're gonna be fine. I think I think that the
way of the world now, it's like medicine has been comes.
The medicine has become so advanced, like I can't imagine.
They like gave me full new eyes within five minutes
of and and they just like you know, press a
couple of buttons on a machine. It's like the advancements.
It's gonna be over. You're gonna be up and running
the next day. You're gonna be on an e bike

(52:04):
with me scooting around town.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Oh well, I'm nervous because they have to do they're
not doing it laparoscopically.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Is that they're not doing it like that?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
No? Yes, because I'm keeping my two ovaries so I
don't go into pre menopause. So they're taking out my uterus.
But they have to do a C section scar and
I've never got a C section before, So.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I'm like, great, well you don't wear.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
No. But I'm saying like the recovery is gonna hurt.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I wonder how much weight you're gonna lose. How much
is a uterus away?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh you mean like an organic adult uterus?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Ways about sixty grams?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
This is say sixty pounds.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
How many grams is sixty How many outs? How many
how many pounds? How many pounds is sixty grams? Do
you want me to use chat cheap to answer that? Bitch?
Just answering, sixty grams is about zero point one three pounds. Birl,
You're not losing no damn weight.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I'll lose a couple of ounces.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
That's all the uterus weighs.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I wonder how many over how much overy weighs you'll
still lose.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Those are like little they're little balls.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Well, you know, there's this funny thing again. I was
online again. They're talking about like how them how people
are saying, if you have to take your clothes off
to get to weigh yourself, you're still you're a fat
fucking bitch. You're like, you know you should. You're not
even at the point to like to worry about I said, bitch,
and some girls like, girl, I'll take out my tampon
before I get on a fucking scale. She goes, I've
taken out a hairtie. I'll take a hair tie out.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yes, I literally take my scrungey out and no socks
and I'm fully naked.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Absolutely, if I don't take a fat ship before I
don't get on the scale, like in the morning's IM
wordery myself the morning to you poo. But I think
then I won't. I need my coffee to share it.
So if I don't, I have done. I have the
coffee weight drinking the coffee, so I have to wait
until I shit in the morning without drinking any water
or coffee. Then I can then I can weigh myself.
I it's a struggle every fucking morning.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Weigh yourself twice, weigh yourself right before you you wake up,
and then have the coffee and then a ship and
then see if that changed.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, but then the water weights in me from that
drinking that that ounce of coffee. It's that serious nowadays.
So everyone I am not. I don't know what's going on.
I can't lose my last six.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Well yeah, that's that's like the hardest thing to do
is the last five six you have to work out.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I know that I need my bike made on my bike. Yeah,
so I'm just down to my last six and then,
you know, and then I can start modeling again. You know,
I've been wanting to get back into that queen. You know,
I've been wanting to get back into launderie modeling. What
is that a Rocky? Is there?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Hi? Wrang rock? You see high so cute. I have
to bring him to the vet because his ear hurts
every time I touched his ear.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
He goes, what do you have an ear infection?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Because he has he has floppy ears. So his breed
is known to like get like yeast in his ear.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I'm made a yeast. Sorry, okay, sorry, my fucking table
fell over. This is there's a lot of movie. There's
a lot.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Something's going on over there. No, I'm gonna bring some.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Stage I need to do with Alasanto and stage. I
found a found a huh, oh, Nicole? Did I tell
you I was on the line again? I was. I
was on the web and a woman said that you're
seeing this mess. If you're seeing this message, this is
meant for you. She goes this, He goes, you're guardian angel.
Is your guardian angels trying to get in touch with you.

(55:51):
If you see, if you if they if you see
a white feather, let him know there's a message from them.
I was walking peeky the other day and fucking dead
in my tracks. Should I get it? I can't get
up if everything will break again? A fucking pigeon feather,
A white, plain, white pigeon feather, sitting right there, right
in front of me. So I picked it up. Say

(56:13):
say so, is that is that a dead person? Or
what's a guardian angel?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
A guardian angel could be could be your mommy, It
could be like a relative or just like an angel
that's watching over you. Well, I have anybody.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
So I have that. And now I'm about when I
burn my palacenta, I I fluff it. I fluffs of
smoke like this around the house, and I cleanse the house.
I do need that. I needed to cleanse. But you
know it's I think it's time for our hard rock
bet confession session. Yeah, we're ready to confess. You're ready

(56:47):
to this, confess our sins to all the sins and cress.
I have my hard rock bet. My hard rock bet
confessions this week is after I ate, I'm sorry, After
I drank all those weed drinks, I got peckish and
I was it was it was the last day before

(57:08):
I took my my my to re up my my
skinny shots. So I was like, you know what, I'm
gonna just enjoy. I'm gonna enjoy myself. And my confession
is I probably put away four thousand calories and an
hour an hour. I ate a half of an entire
carrot cake. I ate a tub of ice cream. I ate,

(57:29):
I ate a whole thing of pizza bagels. I ate
not a whole thing. It was like six of them.
Pizza bagels.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I ate.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Tortilla chips and salsa. I ate what else is over
there there, It's still probably over there. Oh fruit, I
ate apricots, I ate strawberries. I probably put away like
I like, and it felt so good like I wasn't
I was. I guess like the munch that's the one
downside about about drinking your weed or you get the mounchies.

(58:01):
But I had the calories to I had. I had
enough banks. Uh, you know, I've been eating.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You could afford it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I could afford it. I've been eating like I've been
eating light the whole month. So it's like I had
my one cheat day.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
It was.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
It was a cheat hour. It was a power hour,
a snacking power hour. I put out my confession, my
hard rock confession is I put away four thousand calories
in an hour this week, and I am not mad
about it. I had a good time. I enjoyed myself.
I enjoyed myself.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Okay, so my hard rock back confession, can it be
the same thing as me?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah? It can be because.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yesterday, because like I, like I said, I drank all
those freaking spike gatorides that yesterday it was just like
a chill day. It was like storming outside, so you know,
we were just like hanging in, hanging inside. I had
a bagel and everything bagel with cream cheese in the morning,
and usually I like a flagel so I can get
most of the bread out so you're not having to

(58:59):
Is that a Jersey No, it's a flat bagel and
they take all the bread out, so it's really you're
not having that much carbs.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
But is it? Is it just the ragel the cutout
or they make a special flat bagel cause we don't
have flagels in New York.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
No. I think they just squorsh it. I think they
squash it and then take all the stuff out. Okay,
so I love me a good flagel and everything flagel
with cream cheese. But I was like, get me a
regular bagel with cream cheese. It's fine. And then what
did I get? And then we had pizza. It was
a box of pizza.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Did you get Friandy? It's my favorite place.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
No. Gianni went to LBI in the morning, so he oh.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
You're down there, yeah, down the shore.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
And then I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know what,
I really want a large McDonald's fry with Donalds. So
I ordered McDonald's. I ordered McDonald's. Ow. I ordered McDonald's
like sixty dollars worth of food because I'm getting it
for like all my kids. Gianni, if you want something
and I get my order, it comes, No, who is that?

(01:00:06):
I get my order and it come. It's only two bags.
It's it's two bags of food. So I'm thinking, you know,
it's the drinks and then the food. It's just the
fucking drinks. I'm flipping out, like screaming nood my fucking food,
no food, just the drinks. So I got a refund
because I said I didn't get my food. I was
so mad, so that I ordered from another McDonald's and

(01:00:28):
I ordered the food and I got Did you get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Your money back?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah? I got a refund. I got French fries, cheeseburgers,
chicken sandwich, chicken nuggets. I did all the things, and
then for dinner. For dinner, we got sushi and habachi.
I ate so much food yesterday that I'm really like

(01:00:52):
trying to just eat my bars and do like a
shake today, because girl, you had enough food yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I'm doing my kiki cleans today. I'm just having
you know, my waters, my cheese, my my salads, my grains.
I'm back on my I'm back on my shit. But yeah,
I'm glad we had a little binge day because that
was something that was I needed to as I needed
to reset and that's what you gotta do in your
plateau and wait lost ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, and you know what if it's so supposedly, yes,
it's really good. When I was like training hardcore with Anthony,
which like I'm trying to do now, like we're training now,
but not like I was back then, he was like,
it's okay to do like a cheat meal like once
a month because you'll wake up and it shocks the
body and you wake up even skinnier. Yeah, which is

(01:01:38):
like it's crazy. You like you feel like you have
a tapeworm. You're like, where did all that go?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Well, it's ladies, It's important to know it's a cheat meal,
not a cheap day. You don't need the whole day,
You're not, that's just being gluttonous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Well I did the whole day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Well, I did one it was an hour. I did
one hour.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I did I did breakfast to dinner and it's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
And then you know, it's that's there's nothing more. So
that's a priceless feeling, do you know what I mean?
And if you've never been fat or never had anything disorder,
you don't understand it. But having that day of complete,
like like an uninhibited fucking hedonism is and you don't
care priceless. I mean, you feel like a millionaire. You
feel like a millionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah. Now and now today I'm like, oh, I can't
eat anything awful. It has to be all good foods.
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Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Well, this has been lovely. This has been lovely and
actually has been loving my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
This has been kids are moving furniture. I hear it,
my whole you almost burned down your house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Everything kept falling over, my microphone kept cutting out. My
dog's throwing up by opera cots. Yeah, free, I need
to stage the home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
You do, but we need to go take care of
my children before they burn my house down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Okay. Closing statements. If you own an e Byke company,
I need an e bike if you oh, yes, if
you I have.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I have a store event this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Ah, yeah, store event. Where is this going to be?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
This the Yeah, if you guys want to come hang
out with Mama, I will be at my Long Island location, Huntington.
And yeah, I have my store event that my two
my two early events are sold out, but my my
second or my third and my fourth event, we still
have tickets available. So if you guys want to come

(01:06:19):
to my store event, it's this Saturday. It's forty two
Yard Street, hunting to New York. And then after that,
I have a club appearance at Bill Smith's tavern. Last time,
last time I went there, I blacked out, you know.
So it's it's going to be a day. It's going
to be a day of work and meeting you and drinks.

(01:06:42):
So I'm excited for Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I would come, but I you're always so busy when
you're at those events. You have to keep talking to
you have to you have to all your working, so
you can't talk to me hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
So you always say you're gonna come every time, And
then you never said does.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
This store have a back room I can sit in,
because the last time I went, I had to stand
in a dressing room.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
No. Yeah, we have a we have a bigger back
room in this one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I will be training my new eyes to see clearly
this weekend. Oh it's not even the weekend. Yes, it's
it's only Wednesday. It's with them at Wednesday. Well yeah,
well you know what this has been. Lovely, be kind.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
That's my plans for.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Be kind to one another. My plan is getting on
an e bike and riding into the sunset and saving
this fucking house. Saving this fucking house. Well, Crusaders, we
love you so much. Make sure to give us a
call on our hotline next week. The phone number is
in our bio and leave us a message on the
Crusader Crisis Hotline. Book us on Cameo. I'm available. There's

(01:07:39):
a sale going on my cameo. I have a fifty
percent off right now for the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I came to do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
I'm doing a sizzling summer sale right now, so I
do it, so I do it once in a while.
So the Sizzling Summer Sale is back on fifty percent off.
Well through that. There you go, chanut pants down, girls,
I can be just fine. We'll see you next week
on It's Happening podcast with Enjoyce Love You.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
It's Happening with Snookie and Joey