Snooki & Joey dish on JERSEY SHORE FINALE + DWTS official lineup & spooky season drinks & decor

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
With Spooky and Joey.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Spooky, you're looking especially spooky today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I can't breathe. Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wait, hello? Welcome to the show, everyone. Spooky is in disguise.
She's in the witness protection. I can hear you.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
She's in the Witness Protection Program. Ever since the Jersey
Shore ended, everyone's trying to make her be the star
of the new reality show franchises. So she's got to
stay in hiding until all the buzz wears down.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I am ready for spookies.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Wait, I can't breathe now. Hold on. You're going to melt.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm dying. Wait, now you have to do the mask.
Now you have to do the Masked Singer. Now that
you have more time on your hands and you just
revealed yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Can I come in?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Wait, I don't know how characters do that, like wear
a mask all day. I was just dying and it
was like 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's why you see in Times Square all the Minnie
Mouses that are really just like 50-year-old Mexican men wearing masks.
They have their masks off and they're chain smoking in
the streets because it gets hot under there. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So, welcome to the show, bitches. It's happening with Snoopy
and Joey. Happy fall. Happy everything. It's going to be
a good week. I feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm doing asthma.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Ooh, cozy.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm drinking a matcha today just because I have been
getting so itchy. I've been getting so anxious on my.
I think I have to reevaluate my pills. I don't
know what's going on. I need to find the right cocktail.
And I think the ones I'm taking, I'm not taking
them against, I'm taking not the same way they suggested it.

(02:08):
I'm doing my own thing. But every time I drink
caffeine now, I feel like every time I drink caffeine now,
I want to, I may lose it and snap on someone.
I know I'm not making light of situations in mental
health because I am a mental health patient. But I
can see myself snapping on someone and losing it. I'm
getting very anxious and very irritable. So I'm switching to

(02:30):
a matcha, which is a little bit lighter than my
triple espressos I normally drink.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's good. But why aren't you taking it the way
you're supposed to?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Because I don't want to give up all the progress
I've made with getting up and spending the day and
getting all my tasks done because it makes me– Motivated.
What is it called? Motivated, and I feel like I
get things done, and I'm not laying in bed all day,
and I'm active. Yeah. But the anxiety with that is overwhelming.

(03:00):
But then if I take the anxiety medicine, then I
have no libido, and I feel sluggish.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Spell libido.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Ew. I can't believe you just said that.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Disgusting.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I don't know. If you're a psychosis doctor in
the greater U.S. area, And you have a suggestion for
me what I can take that's going to keep me
focused but for severe anxiety. I don't really have depression anymore.
It's more anxiety.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh, that's the worst though. I feel like I'd rather
be depressed than anxious because I can do things to
like help me get out of depression. But anxiety is
like the worst feeling.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, like I'm just constantly worrying and having– stressing out.
And then I watch videos of dogs being put down
and my life's in it. The inevitable gets to my
mind and I'm just like ready to lose it.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, maybe change your algorithm and not watch those things
because it's not good.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I sent you one. Did you see it? She's on
her way to the car. She's in the car on
the way to get to put him down. He's like
touching her like this.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You have to, if that's your for you page right now,
you have to say not interested and change.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because you send them to me. That's why it's a
for you page.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I literally just sent you one. But you have to, like,
change it to, like, spookies and fun, full activities and
things like fun girl trips.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The algorithm is quick. Like, I can look at a
guy's fat ass for, like, one second. Like, I'll stare
at it for a second. And then the whole rest
of the day, it's fat asses. It's like whoever's in
charge over there.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's super quick.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I forget what I was looking up for my For
You page. It was, like, something random.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, it was eyelash.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It was eyelash serum. And I wanted to get the
eyelash serum where you put it on every single night
and every time you wake up, so your eyelashes grow.
And I just looked it up once. And then my
For You page that whole day was talking about eyelashes.
I'm like, god damn.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've seen sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
So dramatic.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I've seen sunglasses. Wait, the same thing with me. Do
you guys notice, and Crusaders I'm speaking to specifically, you
know I've been manifesting and I've been doing all things.
I did a ton of spooky spells last night I'm
going to.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Tell you about.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I have literally a whole fucking thing on my nightstand.
It's insane. If someone walked in here, if a law
officer walked in here, they would think that I'm murdering
people and burning their ashes. Yeah, like you're a freak. Yeah,
it's terrifying to see over there. There's chicken bones involved.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anyway... I noticed like the manifesting stuff. Every time I'm
on it, it's like, they're saying Capricorn, this, this is your,
your thing for, if you're seeing this on this day,
this time, and it's exactly the time of the day.
It's like, how do they record this?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I get that also.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But it's like, I didn't know whenever it's like, do
you get ones that says Sagittarius on yours? Like, like, Oh,
here we are.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Mine is all Sagittarius. Cause obviously we're liking these things
because it's our sign. So I get a ton of
Sagittarius and like tarot card readings and horoscopes. And it
literally is matching my life to a T crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I know, but then I feel like it's not real. Like,
there's no way this bitch in Cincinnati or fucking Australia
recorded it on that day and told Joe, like, looking
at me. If they say my name next, I'm calling
the cops.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
If they say your name and your address, then it's spooky.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, also, like, don't fuck with me, like, for clicks. Like,
then you make me say, all this stuff's going to
happen to me. And they say, if I don't share
or like it, then it's not going to come true.
But then if I comment it's not going to come true,
then I'm helping their algorithm. It's like, it's a double-edged
fucking sword.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, but I do, you know, I do take it
with a grain of salt. Ew, calm down, grain of salt.
But I just, like, all the horoscopes I always, like,
look into. And, you know, I try and, like, relate
it to my life. Do you know what I mean?
And there's a lot of tarot cards. There's a lot
of tarot cards on my For You page.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes. Why are the tarot cards always, why are they
always falling on the ground, like falling up? They're like,
they're haphazardly fucking shifting them like this. And then the
cards are flying everywhere. Like, how do you know you
picked the right one up, bitch?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Well, I do tarot cards. I do it myself. You
should get tarot cards.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
But how do I know what it means?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, it usually comes with a little booklet. So whatever
cards you pick, it'll like say what it means. So like,
I don't know exactly like what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
So you just pick three cards and then you figure
out what's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, yeah, I shuffle the cards. The one time that
I did it, which is crazy, I shuffled the cards
and this is when I wanted to get pregnant with Angelo.
And I shuffled the cards and right when I, like
you feel like what card you want to pick. So
you're like, oh, this feels good. You close your eyes
and you pick it. And I turned it over and
it was a wolf with like a moon. And it

(07:40):
said new beginnings. You know, something's happening in your life
that's huge. And then I took a test that day
and I found out I was pregnant with Angelo. And
I kept the card. It's in my car.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wait a second. Maybe I will get tarot cards and
maybe that'll be my new thing I can do on
socials and I'll just make shit up and be like, Okay, Sagittarius,
this is for you. Okay, we're getting the blue card.
So this means new beginnings. This means that something in
your life is coming to fruition, something that you've been
wishing for. Maybe it's a job offering. Maybe it is

(08:14):
your mother-in-law that's been bothering you. Maybe it is that
car that's giving you trouble and you're worrying about money.
This is a sign that you are going to be
Brought into the light with success and fruition. Now I'm
getting the snake card. The snake means someone is stabbing
you in the back. So who in your life is...
I'm seeing around you in the moon card. Who are

(08:35):
all these nosy people I'm seeing for you? Yes. It's
going to be a big week for you, Sagittarius. That's
what I'm going to start doing.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Well, there is... So I was driving around on the
shore near my house, and I saw this witch store.
It said like a witch, like a witch, I forget
what it was called, like witch boutique or something. And
it was like all black and had like brooms outside.
I'm going to the store when I go down the shore.
And I'm sure they have like, I'm sure they have
really good tarot cards and, you know, all like the

(09:04):
sage sticks. Oh my God, I can't wait to go in.
I might do a TikTok for it.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't trust a witch store that's in like a
tacky down the shore town though. It just seems like
it'd be off.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
No, it looks real. It looks beautiful.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I love a good witch store.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, I'm into witch stores. I'm just taking everything I got.
I'm almost out of Palo Santo because I've been staging
and burning this house down. But between the cinnamon and
the bay leaves I've been burning every night, it's like
I'm running out.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, don't overdo it, though. Don't overdo it too much
because then it won't happen. I feel like you're oversaturating it.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, I haven't done it in a while. And like
things have started shifting after my bike got stolen. Everything
went downhill. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
What's the update? What's the update on Gianni's bike?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
They don't have any update on Gianni's bike, but now
it's like, I have to like, that's why I have
to do a cameo sale right now to pay him back.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
So rude.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm doing 75% off cameos just to get the funds
back to pay Gianni.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
75%? What is your cameos?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
$ 10?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
They're $ 5 right now. So book it now. I'm screaming.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Before it goes up.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Crusaders, go book a cameo with Joey.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And also follow me. I noticed that all these people
on the It's Happening page aren't following me. It's like,
what the fuck? Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm going to kick you out of the fucking chat.
You can't use me for giggles and then not follow me,
you fucking cunt.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh, this is why they don't follow you.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I think my caffeine is kicking in. I'm starting to
get psycho.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, you're a freak. Wait, Gianni. Gianni. I'm trying to
come here.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I want to see his stomach.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh, I need a seltzer.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm parched.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm thirsty. I'll grab it in a second.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Wait, so there's things I want to talk about this week.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
What? Does he ever try to turn you on? Does
he ever like something slutty around the house just to
see if you pinch his ass?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
No.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh. No, that's no.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Well, there's things I want to talk about this week.
Last Thursday, Jersey was the last ever Jersey Shore episode
on MTV, like ever, like this is it. I know
like we said it before, like, oh, we're done. And
then we came back and then we came back. No,
it's it. This is done. Jersey Shore, Family Vacation, the
last final episode forever aired on MTV last Jersey Thursday.

(11:38):
Did you watch it? Because you were on it.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I did watch. I did not watch it.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
The worst friend.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I have it, but I don't know how to watch
it because I didn't catch it when the time was happening.
And then I don't think you can watch it on
the Hulu app until afterward. Okay. But what was I
doing on it? Did I speak or am I just
in the background?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
So the last episode, it was, we did a lot
of things this last episode. It was Ron's 40th birthday.
So we did that. And Ron's birthday was the same
day as Sam's wedding. So it was Ron's birthday and
then it was Sam's wedding. It was just coincidental.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
So you obviously were at the wedding with me. So
you were doing my makeup and then you were at
the table sitting with me. So you were on the
episode a lot. And then we went to the shore
house for the last time.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh, no.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, we hung out there and then we cried outside
saying goodbye. So it's a very emotional episode. I have
to say we were all crying at the end, like
in confessional.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
And what?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I saw the part about the letters. Now, what was
those letters? They were all crying. I was bawling. Jenny
and Diener started crying. I lost it.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, so we ended up doing a time capsule. You
know how kids, when they're in kindergarten, they'll do a
letter to themselves and they'll read it senior year? So
it's like a time capsule.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Wait, stop.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, and they hide it under the tree outside. Under
the smush bed. senior year, they'll dig it up and then, um,
they'll read it their senior year of like what their
younger self said to them.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
So we, when did you write this?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
We wrote it that day. So we wrote it that day,
but we ended up, but before we hit it in
the smush room, because we hit it in the smush room, um,
you know, the producers wanted us to read what we
wrote to, you know, in our time capsule. So we
wrote it down and then we went into interview and
then we read what we wrote. And I feel like

(13:38):
that just made us so emotional to, like, talk about
the journey of, you know, 2009, coming into the house
and meeting each other for the first time.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It was a reverse.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, so we basically just had to say, like, what
we wrote in our letters to ourselves, like, 20 years
from now. So reading that back, that's when we all
started crying. Like, oh, my God, it's really over. Like,
how crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
But wait, now I'm still confused. You wrote it that
day to say what you say to your younger self?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, to what?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Like everything that happened, like everything happened, like just you're
saying to young Snooki, like, don't worry, everything's going to
work out. Was it like that? Or was it like... Honestly,
I don't remember. I was confused. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I don't remember how we did it.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was very emotional.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think it was just like our experience of like.
You know, just like going into the house, like how
carefree and young we were. And then to now like
being married and being parents and, you know, being professional and,
you know, more mature.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
So I think it was just like our journey from
being in the shore house to like now.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
So.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
It was a very emotional episode.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
How are you feeling now that that has come to
an end? And, you know, hopefully something will come to
it in a new network. But just after 16 years
and where everything that happened in your life didn't happen
because of the show, you were going to be successful
and a mother and perfect no matter what. But after
this whole experience, is it a relief? How are you

(15:13):
feeling emotionally? Do you feel like you're sad it's over?
Are you excited for other things? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Well, it's definitely bittersweet. And I'm definitely going to be
honest with you guys. Even though I love my roomies
and I love the experience and I love filming Jersey Shore,
I'm so excited to do something different than that because
I feel like we've been doing it for so long
that I'm ready for a change now. I still want
to do a show with my roomies, but something different

(15:42):
to where we have more control of what we want.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
In the episode.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I feel like we didn't really have control of where
the story was going. You know what I mean? So
obviously we still want to film and we're hoping to
get picked up on a streamer and do more together.
But it's not going to be called Jersey Shore and
it's going to be different. So it's going to be
a whole different concept and show. So I'm excited for
a new chapter for us. But also, financially, I don't

(16:10):
have a secure paying job right now. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Same girl.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Because Jersey Shore, it paid us very nice over there
at MTV. So that's why I'm hustling and my stores
and doing my ghosty shows and doing all the things. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
And your live shows with your gay best friend podcasting host.
We're doing live shows around the world. We just booked
our live show.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
We're going to Paris to do a live show. Yeah,
we're in the works to do a live show. We'll
talk about that in a little bit. But yeah, just
like work-wise, it kind of sucks. But I think in general,
it's bittersweet. Glad it happened, obviously. I love the whole experience.
Love MTV. Love my roomies and everything. But we're excited
for the next chapter. So we'll see what that is

(16:55):
because there's so much going on in our lives. So yeah,
you guys stay tuned. Please stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I have some ideas.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
We're going to work really, really hard to start this
next chapter for all of us.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I think all of that, that's great for the group,
but we got to put our own mask on before
we save everyone else's. Sorry, J-Well. I think for you,
I think a perfect show that you can create is
like a dance mom show, but cheer mom. And you
and all your cheer friends are traveling. Already tried it.
And it's like, you girls can be messy. Well, we're

(17:29):
going to try again. Where you guys are drinking wine.
It's very difficult. And drinking wine and connecting. But also
the kids get to shine and they get to show
off their talents. But it's not too dramatic, but fun.
Showing the fun side or the chaotic side. Like when
you were at that fucking meet and the people were shooting.
There was drama to be had. At a cheer competition.
That's one.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Two.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I've been in the works with that for like three years.
So it's very hard.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The Kristen Cavallari effect of where she had that show
about her store.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
That too.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
These are all ideas I already tried.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So all the stores and like it's you. It's like
Vanderpump Rules. She goes to all the restaurants and she
has to keep all the employees in check. Something in
play based with your employees and that.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
That.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
And then, I think we're nailing it, but we just
have to find the right people. If you own a
huge network in the greater U.S. or Canada area and
want Snooki's show on it, please reach out to Gina
at the SnookiShopNJ.com.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well, it's very hard, honestly. It's very hard to... Sell
a show right now and have networks buy it or
streaming services buy it.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I'll do that.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Because I already tried to sell the Cheer Mom show
and the Snooki Shop show.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
What was it called?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
And it's just very, very hard. There was no, like,
set show. It was just, like, a pilot idea. So
it's very hard to sell a show. But I'm going
to manifest because, you know, everything that I manifest does.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'll let it bail you for you.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
So... I mean, as of right now, I'm busy with,
you know, my ghosty show coming out. It's coming out
in October in Canada. So I'm busy with that, getting
ready for that. And then I have like three other
shows that I'm pitching that I can't talk about yet.
So like I'm doing all the work. It's just I'm
waiting for it to happen.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
And you know what else I want for happen for you?
With all this Dancing with the Stars buzz. Oh, we
have to talk about that. We'll talk about it, but
Drag Race and every other fucking major show has done
an all-stars thing where people that didn't win the show
got back for a redemption thing. Why the fuck haven't
they done... Even if it's just a streaming only or

(19:34):
whatever you want to do with it, it needs to
have people that were robbed. You should have been fucking
talked to. You should have won. There's so many people
like you in that position that would make it... And
it's it's familiarity it's it's nostalgia because you're you're pulling
it back and they can have that they can have
that a winner host they can have like that that
cute that cute boy that that plays in the jungle

(19:56):
he can host it and that's what needs to happen
what should i get off the pot over there so
the dancing with the stars bring snooki back because that
is good tv So.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I ended up, you're saying all the ideas I've already
like tried so hard.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Am I clairvoyant?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, I think you're in my brain.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I just know my best friend. I just know shit.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
So I ended up talking to the producer two years
after my season. I was like, we have to do,
we have to do an all-star season. We're like all
the dancers that, you know, could have went a little
further but didn't and got robbed. You should do that
again because, you know, all of us would love to
do it. And she was like, yeah, we did that

(20:34):
one season and the ratings were terrible. So I don't
think we'll ever do it again. And I was.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Like, okay.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
But that was like seven, eight years ago. So maybe,
you know, they would do it again.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Is it Dina Katz that does it?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, I already tried. I already tried to do the
all-star one.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are you friends with Dina Katz?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
They weren't doing it. Yeah, I just texted her. I
will be going.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, can you fucking text her? She does the traitors.
Tell her to get me on the famous podcast where
Joey Kamata would get on that traitors.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
All right.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I'm actually... So, okay. Let's just jump into Dancing with
the Stars now that we're talking about it. Yes! So excited.
First of all, so I have to go to LA
for work. I am doing the Fuck Cancer... I'm hosting
the Fuck Cancer event, which I'm really excited about. Or
F Cancer. I don't know if you say fuck. But

(21:24):
the F Cancer event. So I'm hosting that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
The day before is when Dancing with the Stars films,
and that will be their second week. So I am
going to watch Dancing with the Stars the second week.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I didn't get an invite.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sorry. I'm bringing Frankie. They only gave me a plus.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I'm bringing my bestie. So I'm so excited, you guys.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
So let's talk about Dancing with the Stars. There was
rumors about Julia Stiles and Jenna Dewan. And yes, bitch,
they are on. They are on. I almost crashed. So
when Dancing with the Stars posted the final cast, I
literally was crashing. I did a TikTok. I did everything.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I was screaming.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
So Julia Stiles is paired up with Val.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Jenna Juwan is paired up with Val.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Is Val the bad boy? Is he like the one
that everyone's like the womanizer kind of character where everyone's like, oh,
he's like single. Someone has like a bad boy reputation.
Is it him or Goliath?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
It's Gleb, and he's not on... It was Gleb.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
But Val is married. Val's married to Jenna, the pro dancer.
And they have a kid. But Val is always paired
up with, like, the people that have dance experience. Yeah,
and he always, like, makes these incredible frickin' dances. So
the fact that Jenna is with Val... Their dances are
gonna go down in history. I already know it. Jenna, Duann.

(22:56):
You know, she danced her entire life. And I know
everyone's like, oh, she's like a pro dancer. Like, this
is so unfair. I don't care. I don't care. She's
my wife. And I want to be entertained. I want
to be entertained. And sometimes not, you know, not always
that the pro dancers of the celebs win. Like, it's
not always the case. Sometimes it's like a popularity contest
or a personality contest. It's not always the dancing.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
What's up to the fans?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Exactly. So I'm so excited to see Val... um, choreograph
Jenna because she can literally do anything. So I know
those dances are going to be fricking insane. And then
we have Julia styles with, um, Ezra. Ezra is so cute. He's,
he's like kind of new, not really. He's been on
like three, four seasons already, but he is such a queen. And, uh, he,

(23:43):
he's like getting better and better each season with choreography.
So I am so excited for Julia styles. If they
don't do the save the last dance, um, dance i'm
out i'm gonna riot i'm gonna go to the studio
and i'm gonna riot i'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Wait a second i'm excited too and there's a first
ever a friend of mine is on it my friend
connor wood fibula is on it he's a podcast the
first ever podcaster i.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Believe oh my god so you have a chance.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I do have a chance dina cats hit me up
um but they're on it.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Would you be good on dancing with the stars Probably not.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I would be personality higher and I would just make
people chuckle. Tyler Cameron from The Bachelor is so hot
and he's on it. Oh, Taylor Hanson. I think it's
a good cast this year.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Taylor Hanson. Oh my God, the Hanson brothers.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh, he's from Hanson.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh, I didn't know who that was. He got old.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I mean, I didn't even realize he was on.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Where's his long hair? Like Oom Bop? Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I didn't know who that was.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
This is so, like, millennial coded, this cast. There's somebody else. Oh, Giada,
the cookbook lady.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh, mira, Giada.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Mira.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, I think she's going to be great. There's so many, like,
millennial beloved people. Who else is on it? Let's look
it up. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Run down the roster.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Dance with the stars.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Maybe pasta and lobster.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Dance with the stars.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I love when they nod whoever the celebrity is to
like what their dance, their dance, their first opening dance,
like what they're known for. I would love it if fucking,
what's her name? Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell
did the showgirls dance and came out and did.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
And did like, she should be on it. I don't know.
Nomi Malone, whatever her real name is. If she never
did it before, she needs to be on that and
do that fucking dance.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
So I got the cast.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And then.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing. I know the other one's dead.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
She did it already.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
She did it? Did she do the lift? I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I'm guaranteed she did. All right, I got the cast.
So we got Tatiana Ali.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
She is- Muhammad Ali's daughter.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
No. This is another millennial. She's from The Fresh Prince
of Bel-Air. So we got another millennial there. You have
Tyler Cameron, who's from The Bachelorette. You have Giada, who
is our celebrity chef and author. You have Jenna Dewan.
I mean, come on, set-up, actress, amazing. Ezra Frech. So

(26:26):
he is a para... Oh, God. Para... He has one leg.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Parapropresia?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
He has one leg.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh, amputee.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, but he's like an Olympian, and he does the
high jump. He's very athletic. So that'll be exciting.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Oh, so this is the first... Is this the first
one who has an artificial limb that's taking this to
the stage?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I feel like someone else only had one leg and
someone had one arm. So I feel like this happened already.
But we have Taylor Hansen. So he's from Hansen, obviously.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That sounds like Taylor Ham.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Taylor Hansen. And then we have Moira Higgins. She's a
reality star. Connor, who is Whitney's husband. And Whitney.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Connor Levin.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Whitney Wynn.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Whitney won. So I think he's adorable. Who else we
have here? Sierra Miller. She's from Summer House.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh, stunning.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do you watch Summer House? I never watched it.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I did never. I did never watch. No, I've never
watched it. I've seen clips and stuff like that. I
know Paige DeSoro and Hannah Burner are from there. And
I love them. But I haven't really watched the show
because I just never did. All right.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
So we have Sarah.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'll be on it if you want me to be
on it.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
We have Sarah Nader.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Oh, she's in.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
She's a reality star. Where's she from?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
She's from the Love Thy Nader. It's like a show
about sisters. And it's on Hulu. And she's dancing with
a woman. She's bisexual. And she's dancing with a woman.
The second time.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh, didn't her sister do it?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Jojo Siwa did it.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I thought her sister did it.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh, her sister did it. Yeah, her sister did Brooks Nader. Oh, yes.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Gorgeous ladies.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Love them.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Okay, so there's a lot of reality stars, which is great.
You have Jackson Olsen. So he's Savannah Banana's baseball player.
You know how they play baseball and then they perform?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Do your kids like that?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
No, I don't think they even know what it is.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh, is it a Southern thing?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't know, but I think it's cute. And then
you have Guillermo. He is Jimmy Kimmel Live. He's going
to be a fan favorite, I feel.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Everyone's going to love him. He's funny.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
He's so charismatic.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
And then you have Harry Shum, who's from Glee and
Grey's Anatomy. He's an actor. Julia Stiles, she needs no introduction.
I mean, queen. She's going to be another one. She's
going to be great.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I'm so excited. Wait a second. You know what? There's
a tie-in. What? There's a connection with Julia Stiles. Julia
Stiles was Channing Tatum's boyfriend in that movie, and the
real Jenna Dewan was the real wife of the movie.
The real husband.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
What movie were they in together?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Wasn't Julia Stiles' dancing movie with Channing Tatum?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, that's Jenna Dewan. That's how they met.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, Julia Stiles did Save the Last Dance. Jenna Dewan
did Step Up, and that was with Channing.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
They shouldn't allow choose different dancers.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Hello? Hello?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't think they should be allowed to have two
different dance movies with an S in it because that's
confusing for the viewer.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, I'm not confused. If you're a millennial and you
know the movies, you know. So then you have Connor Wood.
This is the last one. Connor Wood, he's a comedian
and online creator. So, I mean, there's a lot of,
they sprinkled a lot of different people in here. You have,
you have like really like insane people that's on it.
And then you have celebrities here and there. You have

(30:08):
like a fan favorite. You got like a millennial singer.
I'm very happy with this cast because sometimes, you know,
Dancing with the Stars, I'm always a fan and I'm
never going to knock it. Like I've been on it.
I love them so much. I appreciate everything they do
over there. And it's such a great show. But some seasons,
it's just like, I only know like two people on
this cast. So they did a really good job with

(30:31):
casting this year. And our hosts obviously are Alfonso and
Julianne Hough. Um, so you guys, I'm so excited. They
have a two night premiere. So it's going to be Tuesday,
September 15th, and then Wednesday, September 16th. And then I
will be there for the second week show. So look
at me, look for me, um, In the crowd. I'm

(30:52):
so freaking excited. I'm like, what do I wear? And
I'm going to LA because I'm hosting that F Cancer.
So if you guys want to come to that, that's
going to be great. That's going to be so much fun.
Pauly Spinning. So you have DJ Pauly D.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
At the Dancing with the Stars? Or at F fucking Cancer?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
This is the F Cancer thing that I'm doing. F Cancer. Here,
let me pull it up so I have everything.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
All the details through that.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
So... Yeah, I'm hosting the 100th F Cancer event. And
it's going to be, where is it? Oh, so you
have DJ Paul AG headlining Diplo and Dylan Francis. So
I'm really excited about that.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Is it a charity event or is it like a
club night?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
No, it's a full-blown charity event.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
But obviously, you know, they have performers, so you get
the people there and going. So literally all you need
to do to get tickets is to buy the F
Cancer shirt, and then you guys can come.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So I'm so excited. And I'm really honored that they
thought of me to host it. So, yeah, I'm really
excited to go to L.A. because I haven't been to L.A.
in literally like five years. So I'm doing all the things.
Doing Dance with the Stars, taking some meetings, and then
going to that.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
She's hitting the ground running. Now, what happens if... I'm
doing it. Okay, picture this. And I can see this happening.
Spooky and Frankie are in L.A., and they're going to
Dance with the Stars. They decide to go to the
hotel lobby to have a quick bite, a glass of wine.
Then you get to Dancing with the Stars, and you're watching,

(32:28):
and all the feelings start coming back. And you're watching,
and you're saying, Oh, my God, this is so exciting.
And then a rush comes over you, and then spooky.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Dren comes over, and then I run.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Run onto the stage, rip off one of the other dancers,
and you and your partner start tearing up.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I have a full blown meltdown.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, and just chasing the cameras and acting up. Do
you think that's a possibility?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I mean, no, I would never do that, but Dren would.
This is my time.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
This is my time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I got chipped on this show. I could definitely see Jordan.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm doing a redo. I demand a redo.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I am.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
We are going to do a quick bite before the
show and I'm going to have a martini. So you
never know. Can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Is your partner still working there?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
No, I'm so upset. So Sasha.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Sasha Baron Cohen.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah. I don't know what's happening, but I feel like
he always needs like shorter, shorter partners.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
And I just feel like they didn't really find anyone.
And not every year, Sasha is on Dancing with the Stars.
So I'm obviously, you know, he is... He's my favorite.
He was my partner, and I'm always rooting for him.
So I'm really upset that he's not on this season.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You should tell him to come with you. Come with you,
and then maybe you guys can just do it in
the parking lot. Yes. For old time's sake.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, so Dancing with the Stars, you guys, so freaking exciting.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I'm so happy for you. I'm so... me. So happy
for you. I need a spray tan. Maggie, if you're listening.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh, and also.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Can you please come over?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Wait, so me and Joey. So wait, you have to
remember how to do makeup.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Because I booked Joey a job and we are going
to Kentucky together.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I know.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I can't say what it is, but I got Joey,
you know, I got you some work.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Thank you. I'm very appreciative. I'm excited to get back
on the road.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
So we can turn up a little bit before our
work day. But yeah, I remember how to do makeup
and I have... I have all the things. I still
have the kit. And you're going to look stunning.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
But yeah, I'm always confused. We're going to Cincinnati, but
it's also, it's Kentucky and Cincinnati. I don't know how
the fuck that happens. It's like, I didn't even know
those were the same areas. Yeah. Doesn't Cincinnati seem like
it'd be in the middle of nowhere? I'm very confused.
And then Kentucky seems like it'd be all the way
down south.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I'm super confused about it.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I don't know what's happening. But I'm really excited for it.
I'm excited for us to, I'm excited for you to
leave New York. You haven't left.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
In two years.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
So I'm excited for you to get on a plane
and travel and make some money and do some work.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I'm going to an NFL game. I got invited to
go to an NFL game. I think it's a season opener.
It's a big opening party and it's in a suite.
It is for the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys game.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Okay, when is that?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I don't know, but I saw all these companies are
making all these cute NFL clothes, so I want to
get a cute outfit for it. So I've been DMing
the Abercrombie NFL team, and I have the NFL style team.
So if you work at an NFL company and make
cute clothes, I need an outfit to wear, and I'll
tag you.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Very cute.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I want to show you my product of the week
because I have it here, and it's like, I'm so excited.
Do I have one? I don't know where this came from.
I don't know how they got my address and I'm
not asking any questions. This showed up at my door
and I said, what the fuck is this? And then
I opened it and then my life has changed. I'm
never going to be without this product for the rest
of my living life.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
On this earth.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I've never had anything. Now, I don't care if this
fucking kills me. And after five years, I don't care
if I grow a tail and bad things happen to me.
I don't want to know what's in it. I don't care.
I'm never going to be without this product. It's called...
Hall Pass. Now.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Is that a book?

Speaker 4 (36:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is nostalgic candies made with only 70 calories per
package and only one gram of sugar. I don't know. Again,
I don't know what the fuck is in this. But
they have like peanut butter candies like Reese's Pieces. They
have Twix like Twix or like wafer candies like this.
70 calories for the whole pack. Oh, my God. I

(36:43):
love wafer candy. I'm sorry. I'm not comparing you to
Reese's Pieces. And then Reese's Cups for 70 calories for
both of them. They are the exact– they taste better
than the originals. These– you'll never be able to tell.
They are the most delicious things. I have goosebumps. I'm
so fat. They are unbelievably delicious. Only 70 calories. It

(37:03):
says taste bigger than 70 calories.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
It does.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't know anything about this, but honestly, I don't
know where to buy it. But Hall Pass, thank you
for sending this. Please never stop sending these things to me.
Very nice. I was using... I don't like sweets, but
sometimes if I do like sweets, it's a little salty
peanut butter and chocolate. This has been so satisfying. And
I love the packaging. It's just... Hall Pass. Look it up.

(37:30):
Find it in your local stores. I don't know where
you get it, but... Nicole, I'm sure it'll show up
at your house too. Maybe this is from the podcast.
I don't know, but... I love it.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I'm obsessed.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So I've been... I feel like my period already happens,
but obviously I'm not getting my period anymore. Oh my God,
someone's calling me.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Is it Dancing with the Stars?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Oh, what was I going to say? Oh, so I
feel like I already had my period, but obviously I'm
not getting my period because I have my hysterectomy. But
I'm still getting the craving. So like my boobs are
starting to hurt. And right away I was like, oh
my God, am I pregnant? But like, that's impossible. So
I'm like, and then it starts to get bitchy. And
I was like, oh my God, I think this is
my first period without my period. And I was craving like,

(38:13):
because I'm not like a candy person, but I was
craving chocolate and salt. And I was like, oh, my God,
like this is it. So I would have loved that for,
you know, my craving.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh, it's so good. And I don't know how they
do it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So yummy.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I don't know how they do it. But congratulations to
the Hall Pass team on your.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Wait, let me get.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I was going to get my product.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Go get it.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Barely. She has to go to the store.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
She'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Okay, so.
Remember I told you that Coach is coming back like
three years ago? It's fucking back, bitches. It is back and...
I wanted like a basic bag because I'm always like
a designer bag. It's like the Gucci.
You know, like... What's it called? Like their signature... Well,

(39:05):
it's not like a black bag. It's always like the signature,
the Gucci signature or the Louis Vuitton signature. I wanted
just a basic, nice bag for the fall.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
And this is the small one. The bigger one, I
really wanted, but it's literally sold out everywhere. Like sold
out online, sold out in every store. So I got
the smaller one.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
How fucking cute I love it. Is this bag? I
want one in the big size.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
And I got a charm. And then I love coach
because you can, in the store, you can like put
your name on it or whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Initials.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yes. I love it on their little tag. So I
got Nicole and I've, I've been missing. Remember like in
high school, we had like the, the coach wristlets. Yes.
And everyone had like the pink one. And if you
had a coach wristlet, That means you had money, honey.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, they were expensive.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
So I ended up getting a wristlet.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh, they have them again? Oh, with the original colors.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh, my God. I begged my mom for this in
high school.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
You're going to lose that.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
And I got it, and I felt so rich.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Don't say that. So in my wristlet, I have, you know,
my lip gloss and my powder. So there's, I have this.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I want the Empire 48.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
And look, it's pretty big. It's not bad.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
So I'm usually like a cross-body girl. And I heard
millennials are cross-body girls. But now if you're wearing a
bag like this … A pocketbook. That means you're like
Gen Z and like you're hip. Yeah. So I never
wear purses like this because I feel like it'll fall off.
And I like it just to be like … I
like it to be a cross-body so I can like
move around and not worry about it. So this is

(40:45):
my first bag that's like on my shoulder … But
you guys, how freaking cute.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Wait, I'm obsessed. I love that shape of that bag.
Do they make like a really big one for boys? Yes.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, and they have travel ones too, which you would like.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Is it big?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
So go to short.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Oh, the travel one?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
It's like your Louis.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, but it flaps over like that. It's called a
flap bag.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Okay. Well, no, not the duffel, but it's way bigger.
It looks like a laptop bag.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Oh, I love Coach. I've always loved it.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
And you know what?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Everyone says that made everyone out of style because they're
a leather company. They're not a trendy purse company. They've
been known for decades, I mean not decades, centuries, for
being the professional leather goodsmen. They used to make the
carriages for horse and carriages. That's how they got their thing.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
So you flip it up, and it's a nice velour.
And it's just such nice quality. And I love it because,
you know, I'm not trying to spend a lot of
money right now.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I am not... Employed. Like, employed right now. I'm just, like,
hustling and, like, doing my side things. So I love
the fact that it's inexpensive. I forget what I paid
for this. Like, inexpensive, like, compared to, like, a Gucci
bag that I would buy, like, $ 2, 000 for because I'm
a Gucci girl. Like, this is literally.
I don't know if I paid.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I think it's like $ 500 or $ 400.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Oh, I think it's more than that.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I think it's probably like $ 538. Because it's the smaller one.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, maybe it was five something. But yeah, go to
the Coach store. I recommend if you have a Coach
store near you.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
And coach, you better, I better be- On the PR list.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
On the PR list.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I gotta teach you my influencer scams. Do you want
me to give you a DM you can send them?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
No, literally.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Say, hi, my name is Snooki. I just don't understand how- Hi,
my name is- You.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Get all the PR shit. I get nothing. I don't
get any PR shit from anybody except Wawa, and I
love Wawa.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
They're probably afraid you're gonna charge them to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
No, why would I charge them? Well, I don't know. No. So,
you guys, go to a coach outlet.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Now the outlet, mama. The outlet.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Well, yeah, I love outlets or a regular Coach store.
And it's just, it's an experience. And I, Coach is back, okay?
Coach is back. It's very 90s. 90s are in, 2000s.
And I'm really excited to use my bag. I love it.
So thank you, Coach.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
We're going to take a quick commercial break and we'll
be right back on It's Happening Podcast.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Okay, Joey, did you do your homework that I gave
you homework?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Did you do it? Yes, I did it the same day.
I got it done right after school. Perfect.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
So if you guys don't remember, Joey's homework was he
had to watch The Pastor's Wife. Yes. Or The Death
of a Pastor's Wife on Netflix. If you haven't watched it,
which I feel like all you crusaders have, it's a
crazy documentary and it's fucked up. And I feel like
something's going to come of it because like what the
fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Tell me your thoughts. Okay. So first of all, first
of all, anytime someone is that into religion, there's some
kind of mental illness going on. Like if it's making,
I think the entire operation of whatever, whoever goes to
those churches is mentally ill or under a spell. That's

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one thing.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
No, literally like cult vibes.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
It's beyond cult. I mean, and I don't know where
it stems from. I'm not, I'm not an expert on it, but,
It stems from not having people around or just feeling
worthless and needing someone to tell you that you're worth living.
Something's up with that. I don't know what flavor church
it is, whether it's Protestant or whatever they are. It's insane.
Whatever it is. That whole thing is spooky. Yeah. So

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if you never watched it, so it opens up with
a 911 call from some woman saying, I'm in the woods.
I'm going to kill myself. Can you track my phone?
I want my family to find out where I am.
It goes to, you know, she hangs the phone up. Obviously,
then you know that she killed herself and now it's
still about what happened. And now, first of all, my

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one thought, I don't want to forget about saying it.
That man, PJ.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Who?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And the people sitting in that church.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
JP.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
People sitting in that fucking church and the pastor's talking
about fucking his wife and talking about if your man
doesn't fuck your wife, if you're not giving me sex,
I'm going to go find it somewhere else. The devil
tempts you. I'm going to go put my dick in
something else if my wife ain't giving me. He's talking
about this. What the fuck? trying to brainwash these wives

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and men into thinking like this culty fucking behavior. Like,
who is sitting there in their right mind? And there's
old people there. Absolutely disgusting. Who is sitting there thinking
that this is a sermon they're going to listen to?
And there's videos of him because they record his videos
every week for his sermons or whatever. And one after another,
he's talking... preaching to the masses about loyalty to your

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wife and male superiority and how women, like, basically they
should have had women in a burqa, like, getting a
clitorectomy and not having any rights to vote. It's like,
this is like.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
It was very, like, handmaid's-y.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Beyond. And these women... Cult. Cult.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
If you don't give me like sexual pleasure, God is
going to bring temptations to me and I'm going to
end up cheating because you're not fulfilling my needs.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The fuck? No, where it says in the Bible you
have to fuck your husband. Yeah, God.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Like what are we doing? The whole documentary was so cringy.
My face was disgusted the entire fucking time.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Disgusting.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I never hated someone so much in my life. Like
he is disgusting. He is a horrendous human being.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I hope someone gets him. It beats the shit out
of him.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I hope he gets charged for something.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, I think the Lord, if the Lord he fucking
is praying to will take care of him.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
God is saying, you're not welcome up here.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Okay, and everyone's wondering why we're saying this. And he
didn't kill the wife. The wife apparently killed herself. But
he was sexually manipulating and abusing this wife.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
People are thinking something different.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
He was a.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Controlled issue thing. He used to hire homeless men to
fuck his wife in front of him.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
It was all about sex. It was all about intimidation
and sex. And God wanted her to do this.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
He shot her up with testosterone so she'd be hornier.
and be able to keep up with his sex drive
if he required to have sex five times a day
with her.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Ew.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
He's so gross. I hate him.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
And then she started, what happened? Tell me. Then she
started going crazy and things were filling up. And meanwhile,
my other thing, how many fucking sisters does she have?
Every fuck, there was 500 people on the panel and
everyone was one of her sisters. She had 19 sisters?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I think she, no, yeah, she had a big family.
I think she had like five or six sisters.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I got so confused. Like, now this bitch, I said,
how is this bitch a sister?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
And then she had one brother.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, and the whole family's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Oh, yeah, they're very pretty.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
And the mother was so lovely. Ah, the mother.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
But literally disgusting. And now he's going on TikTok supposedly
and saying- He's still out and alive? He still has
a church, bitch. He's still fucking preaching and.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
People are still going to see him. The church is
called the Point Brank Church or Point Something. Point Something.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, but he's still preaching and the lady who married
him after knowing all of this about him still married
him and they're still together. She's fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, her husband's dead. Her husband was killed.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
She's a creep.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
She killed him. I know.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I'm pretty sure. Okay, so this is very- They're both killers.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I'm saying it right now.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
They're both fucked up. This blonde woman from the church,
he started hooking up with her. I think that she
knew he was having- He cheated on every one of
his wives. Yeah, so he was having the affair with
this blonde lady at church. mysteriously these two get together
and then her husband was killed or killed himself. How
did her husband die?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
No. So, so he was, um, he was in a
wheelchair and he was by the pool and somehow he
fell into the pool and drowned.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yes. That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Mama.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I mean, but then after the audience, what made us suspicious,
what made us suspicious was he drowned. And then after that,
she stopped talking to the family. She stopped talking to
the sister and the parents. If you really love this
man and it was a terrible accident, you would always
stay in contact with the family because you loved him
and that was the love of your life. she stopped

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talking to the sister stopped talking to the parents and
she was like okay bye so it was very suspicious
that she did that like were you planning this because
you wanted to be with JP it was very fucking.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Fishy and who has a pool nowadays in this day
and age where you fucking have cameras everywhere who has
a pool without a fucking camera that they couldn't see
that this guy was fucking pushed in.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah, very shady. So both of them are fucking shady.
And now JP is going on social media saying, oh,
the world hates me, but I have receipts on like everything. Like, bitch,
shut up.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
So what do we think? Do we think that he
actually had someone shoot her and immediately look like a
murder and was forcing her with a gun to her
head saying, call the fucking cops now, say I'm killing myself?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I really don't think she killed herself. And I feel
like JP and the best friend did something. They did
something and shit went down. Because he's a horrible human being.
He did something.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It's a polarizing documentary.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
With that nasty best friend. That disgusting best friend. Everybody's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Justice for Micah. A polarizing shockumentary of sorts.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
It makes me so angry.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
You're going to end up punching a wall after you
watch it because it makes me hate life.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
You're going to be so fucking pissed off. Make sure
you pour yourself a bottle of wine because you're going
to be fucking heated. Yeah, you're going to be mad.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah, I watch it. Now I don't want to watch
it ever again. But I did start watching. I didn't
get through the whole thing, but I watched half of
Practical Magic.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Oh, Practical Magic.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
And I love the storyline so far, but I started
getting confused what was going on. because I wasn't paying attention.
But I like the movie. You have to re-watch it.
I'm going to the premiere, the London premiere. I'm only kidding.
I wasn't invited.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Wait, I know I'm jumping around, but Celine Dion, I
said that I want to go to her show. And
she texted you? No, I looked up the tickets. We're
not going to go to Paris for Nosebleed. I want
to get really good tickets. And the tickets that would
be worth it to go to Paris and watch her...
They're $ 2, 000 each.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
No, we're going to have to be a backup dancers.
That's the only way we're going to afford that.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
We have to go.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Who's all signed up to go? Would it be me, you?
I'm the only one that speaks the language, so you
need to bring me as a translator.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Me, you, Mira, Tracy, and any of the girlies, any
of our best friends that want to go.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I have an Airbnb we can rent to stay at.
It was stunning last time. You would die. Well, maybe, Selina,
if you're watching and you want to sponsor us, or maybe,
you know what? I know what we can do. We
need to sponsor. I'm going to show you the influencer scans.
This is how you have to do it. You need
to contact. I'm going to draft an email for you,
and then I'm going to send it to you, and
then you're going to send this email to four different companies.

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You're going to send it to, first of all, you're
going to send it to.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I am not doing that. That is so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
You're going to send the ticket to... GameTime.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
You do it.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
The GameTime app. I used to do things when I
worked at Barstool. I used to go to all the
concerts for free and I would shout them out. GameTime,
if you're watching, send me and Nicole to Paris.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Message them.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
You will not be sorry. You will not regret it.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
No, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Then we need them. And then Ticketmaster or SeatGeek. Or
if you're a greater ticket area, me and my best
friend ship my Cancer Surviving... Homeless, I mean a jobless
best friend need to get to Paris.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
This is the last hurrah for my friend with sick person's,
stiff person's disease performance. Let us know. Hit your girl up. Wait,
can I talk about something else that I'm annoyed about?
My fucking neighbors upstairs who are from Dallas, they all
just bought tickets to some fucking pickle party you're throwing
and I'm not invited. So can you please bring, you
brought Frankie to fucking LA. I want to come to

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Dallas with you to the pickle party.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
No. Well, we said that in our group chat, in
our Cape May group chat.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Are we all going?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
You are all supposed to come.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Are we getting a big house?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Everyone's supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Can we get a big house?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
No, I think I'm staying in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
No!

Speaker 3 (53:29):
We have to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Well, they're paying for it.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I could go for paid?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
For me to stay in a hotel.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I could go for paid?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
No, just me. You guys have to figure it out.
But you all... We said this in the group chat
that we wanted to... Because it's around my birthday, November 7th.
I'm going to a pickle fest. My first time and
I'm so fucking excited.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
You're the queen, you have the speed of the city.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah, I'm literally the pickle princess for the event. I'm
so excited.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Is there a glam budget?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I want all my best friends to go.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Is there a glam budget? Can you ask?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
I'm texting your management.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
But that's supposed to be our trip. We're supposed to
all do a girl's trip.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Speaking of, I signed with a new agency. Who? I
have a new management team and they're fucking on fuego.
So watch out, world.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Who?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Underscore Talent. There was a bidding war between a few
different prominent influencer companies, and I went with Underscore Talent.
If you want to reach out to my team, it's
teamcamasta at underscortalent.com.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I really hope you get some money.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I know.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I'm trying, girl. You got this. Yeah, so come to
the Pickle Party. Do you have the date and time?
Or just look up Pickle Party Dallas.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
It's November 7th, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh, how fun. You are booked and busy.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
November 7th. I'm so booked and busy. I'm like hustling
and I like to work and I like to keep
busy and I love traveling. So here we are.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
You better work, bitch. Oh my God. Imagine Britney Spears
was not identical to the stars as a guest judge.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Oh, I would die. Please. You know what time it is. Ew.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Wait. Hello?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Oh, my God. Hello?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Freak.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yes. You know what that chime means. It means it's
time for the Crusader Crisis Hotline. I can't find the
phone because my kid is sleeping on my lap, but
I will use my Hall Pass peanut cream CRISPR wafers
as the phone today.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
You're a hot mess. You need to send the phone
to me because you're a hot mess.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, I don't know where it is. It's a leopard phone,
so it gets disguised in this jungle. Okay, let's see
who our first caller is.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Caller!

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Hey, Suki and Zoe. I literally love you guys to death.
My name is Garrett from Orange County, California. I'm just
here to vent that I just got out of a
seven-year relationship with my ex. And I'm just needing advice
of how to move on because, like, obviously, I still
care about him. I still love him. But this bitch
was breaking into my backyard, was on my cameras, trespassing

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because he thought another man was in my house when
we had already broken up, but was still blowing up
my phone with a no-caller ID number, but was calling
me all night, waking me up.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, broken in my backyard, was.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
A total toxic cycle, but also cheated on me multiple times,
let him live in my home for free, and found
out he had an OnlyFans account.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Absolutely not. With pictures of my dad, pictures in my bathroom.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I had no idea. Like, I'm totally fine now. I
moved on and lost living the single life. But also, like,
that was seven years of being with somebody. And I'm just, like,
trying to get used to the single life and being
on my own. It's a huge life change. And, like,
getting drunk is fine because that's what we do.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
And I love you guys so much. Have a great night. Well,
first of all, Garrett, his name.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
He sounds like a freaking jerk-off, by the way.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
First of all, that alone should be— All that you
need to not fucking worry about it. The nightmare that
you went through. You should be thanking God and the
stars above that you don't have to fucking deal with
that anymore. You shouldn't even be depressed about it. Thank
God he's gone. You should feel free.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
You should feel free and ready to live a positive life.
That is so abusive and negative and.
This is your time, bitch. This is your time to
shine and surround yourself with positive people. Go get drunk
and have a great time and literally not worry about
that shit. Like that is... Oh, I hate.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
I hate.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
That that happens to people.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Well, the cheating is one thing. It's terrible. It's horrible.
But the taking pictures in my bathroom, absolutely not. But
this is, like, first of all.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
But then, like, the stalking. The stalking of it all.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
He must have had some good pussy. Because men ain't
breaking down my door. I'm sorry that happened to you.
But you know what?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
God only gives his strongest battles to his strongest soldiers, Mama.
And he chose you. Thank God you're out of that.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
It's only up from here. Or down, depending on what
you're into. Ooh.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
And.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
You know, go out, get drunk. I would wear a
mesh thong or maybe no panties. I would shave my bush.
I would get a spray tan. I would pregame at
the house with the girls. I would make a sassy sangria.
I would do a sassy sangria. And I would fill
an all-nighter. Pick like three or four different bars and clubs.
And I would suck a guy's dick in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Just rage.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Suck dick in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Just go rage.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Wear something slutty. Be messy. Chain smoke inside. Get kicked
out of the bar while out. Have a time. Have
a time. And then eat cauliflower crust pizza the next
day and eat Hall Pass snacks. And then call us
and tell us how it went. I love you, girl.
Chin up, panties down. It's only uphill from here. Oh,
let me get the phone out.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Okay, next caller. Hi, Snooki.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Hi, Joey. My name is Paula, and I am currently
driving in this venture podcast about Joey's heat by getting stolen.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
So I have a freaking story for you.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
So I have a son, and he's 30 years old.
I'm an old lady. I am sick. But girl, you'd
never know it. I have a son. He's 30 years old.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Can't. has mental illness. He has quite a bit of it.
But he is high functioning. He lives on his own
and takes care of himself. He lives on a jeep bike.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
He's in Boston.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
E-bike is his life he had the best e-bike in
the world loved it cherished it catalog someone stole it
it annihilated him now that 40 year he had the
shitty e-bike he gets on a boston train with his
e-bike he is kind of scruffy looking he's got a
little bit of wild hair and appeared well someone saw
him and his appearance and his shitty e-bike and they

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thought that he had a bomb on his e-bike I
am not shooting you a bomb. They threw him to
the ground. They broke his nose. They blew up his
e-bike at North Station train station in Boston. And he
is currently still in jail. I'm not joking, even for
one second. And all of this is because of e-bikes.
He is going to be exonerated because he did absolutely

(01:00:02):
nothing wrong. And he's going to be compensated for everything
that he's had to go through. But e-bikes, I'm telling you,
I just don't even know what to say anymore. He
can't wait to get out and get a new one
because he loved it so much. This world is insane.
But everybody pray for my boy. Keep suffering in there
for no good reason at all. He's been on the news.
I can send you guys the link.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
And he's the sweetest, most wonderful gay son anyone could
ever have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm so proud
of you, Stookie, for getting through everything. And Joey, I
know you're having a hard time right now, sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
This is what makes us stronger, girl.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
You've got it, and you got it good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I love you. Well, my first thought is maybe he.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Sue the fucking town. Sue the city, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Maybe him and I can get a two-for-one discount at
a new bike store. So if you're... We both need
new bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Why would he even go to jail, though? He didn't
have a bomb on him, obviously. Someone just.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
There's a fucking bird on my fucking window.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Why would he go to jail?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Well, they thought he was something that he wasn't, and
now he needs to sue the city.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
And get millions of dollars, because what the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It's horrible. Judging the books by its cover. Can you imagine?
Poor thing. He was probably terrified.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Ugh. I'm so sorry that happened to your son. And also,
we love you. Thank you for all the encouraging words
and support. I mean, we love you, mama.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh my God. I wish I was driving around at
50 years old. Oh my God. This bird is flying
into my window.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Maybe you have aliens in your apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Did you hear that bang?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Yeah, that happens to my house sometimes. And I think
there's an alien in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
He's literally on my balcony sitting there. since eating out
of my ashtray, he could get them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Sorry. You have an alien in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Um, well that was, that's the kind of calls that
we need. We, I mean, we don't, we don't, we're
not pairing for bad things to happen, but we want
some salacious wild stories. Thank you for, thank you for
speaking your truth. And if he gets a new bike,
tell me, tell me what company is using because I
need to, I need to replace Gianni's bike and I
need to get one for myself. So, um, but me
three bikes. Go to threebags.com. So fall has fallen. I've

(01:02:17):
been seeing the leaves outside, and it's still hot as
the witch's titty up, but you know what? It's a
November month. Fall's arrived. So, of course, I'm getting into
the spirit of things. And one thing, I want to
show you my Kiki cocktail that I'm making. Love it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Instead of, now you have to hear me, this is
very niche. There's two different ways to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
But, oh, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Before we get into that. The fall through that candle
last week blew up the internet. I put it on
my shop buy and literally 45 people bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
So you got money from my candle?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I got like $ 300 in commission from everyone buying those candles. Oh,
you're welcome, bitch. Thank you. No, thank you to Uncommon James.
Thank you for reaching out and sending me the big size.
They're sending me new ones.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
What about me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I told them you already had one. Do you want
a fresh one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Why are you stealing everything of me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
They commented. They contacted me saying, thank you for shouting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
You didn't even fucking talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
They're probably terrified of you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I'm so annoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Well, I still have the link. Did they DM me?
They probably did. I said, Nicole needs- I'm coming, James.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Joey didn't say anything. It was my idea and it
was my candle. He is taking- All the accolades off
of me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Uncommon James. It's up to the audience now. Uncommon James,
please send Nicole fresh candles. She's fresh out and she
was the one who said it. But you're welcome. We're
talking about the pumpkin latte candle. Go to my shop.
My and you can click the link to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I want Joey. I want 50% of that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
I'll bring it. I'll send it over. Um, But I'm
waiting for my phone cancel to come because Nicole told
me about it. And now, you know, it's about hustling.
You got to learn for the best. You want to
get things. You don't have a job now. You got
to hustle like me. I've been in these streets trying
to influence your scams for my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Yeah, freak. I'm starting a shopmine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I don't know why. That'll pay more than Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Literally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
But you can probably link.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
You can literally link... Anytime you link something to... Oh,
my God. I don't know if this is legal. But
on your Snooki shop, you can link links. Get Snooki
shop on the shopmine. And then you can have influencers
ask your links. They're going to put all your links
up because they want the commission. You don't have to
pay the commission, I don't think. Or maybe you do.

(01:04:42):
I don't know how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
But.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
I'm going to check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
You should be on Shop Mike because you can suggest
anything that you suggest and you have billions of people
watching you. Oh, me though. But fall through that. Check
out the pumpkin latte handle from Uncommon James. But also
the fall through that. Everyone's spritzes are over because it's summer.
It's summer is over so you can't be drinking spritzes anymore.
So I think you should make the sangria spritz.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I love sangria.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
So you can do it two ways. Okay, first of all,
the real sangria spritz is like, it's called the Lambrusco Spritz.
So Lambrusco is just a red sparkling wine. If you've
ever had Lambrusco, it's red sparkling wine from Italy. So
it's like, it's just like champagne, but it's red and
it's fucking delicious. So I like to mix Lambrusco with

(01:05:32):
a little Grand Marnier, which is an orange liqueur, a
little shot of that in there. And then a little
bit of shot of orange juice or grapefruit juice. And
then you top it with a little seltzer. And you
garnish it with an orange and a cinnamon stick and
maybe a cranberry to make it decorative. If you can't

(01:05:53):
find that in Brusco in your local area, you're just
going to do the same thing with red wine. You
can put red wine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
I thought you put Sprite and sangria.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
You can.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
You can do any bubbling thing you like. Am I wrong?
So you do red wine and then fresca. This is
the key. Red wine and fresca. That is your easy
fall sangria spritz. And then you decorate it with all
the things. Oh, shot of Grand Marnier. So red wine,
Grand Marnier, and fresca. And then you add the decoration
of choice where you can use a cinnamon stick. I

(01:06:22):
like an orange peel, a rosemary sprig, anything like that.
That's a perfect way to transition to fall. And it's
served cold, so you're still feeling like it's hot out,
so you still want something fall and festive and refreshing.
That is my Drink of the season.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Yummy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Now, Nicole, you were sending in the group chat that
you went shopping to Big Lots and you got all
your fall decorations. What did you buy?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So I'm going to show you guys pictures because everything
I was going to show you, but it's all like
set up now. Yeah. So I'll show you guys pictures.
But like I said last time, Big Lots, they have
the best decor and it's for cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Five Below.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I feel like everybody has a Five Below near you.
They have the cutest Halloween pumpkins. And it's like Halloween theme.
It's not just like a regular pumpkin. But you guys,
they're this big. They're huge. They're perfect for your porch
or right near your front door. They're so fucking cute.
I got two. And you can put batteries in it.

(01:07:22):
And then it glows at night. So fucking cute. And
I feel like it was very, it's Five Below.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
So it had to be like $ 5 or below.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Maybe a little more.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
That's in the name.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
It was very inexpensive, so I bought two. And then
Hobby Lobby. Hobby Lobby slaps.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I like saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I was always a Michaels girl. I was always a
Michaels and Joannes girl. But they're more like crafts and,
you know, they do have decor, but I feel like
it's more pricier. Hobby Lobby is where it's at, bitches.
For anything decor, they have literally, they have everything. They
have the decor. They have home stuff. They have florals.
They have crafts. And I feel like they're, They're more

(01:08:00):
cheaper than like the Michaels and the Joann. So Hobby Lobby.
I got pumpkin garland.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
What does that look like? Oh, there it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
It's just like little pumpkins. It's little pumpkins. So I
always like to decorate my fireplace really cute. So we
got little pumpkins and I have my Mickey pumpkins up there.
Like I said, I'm a Disney mama. So I like
to do a lot of Disney themed holiday stuff. So
I have Disney pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
You're so lucky you have a fireplace, Nicole. Did you
have a fireplace growing up? I love.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
No. You didn't?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
I didn't have anything growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Oh, that is the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I love a nice fireplace.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
That has been on my vision board for my whole life.
A fireplace. I want one in my bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You could do a nice electric fireplace.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Do you have one in your bedroom? You do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
In the corner, you don't have a fake fireplace?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I made a song. A fireplace.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I mean, you could do a nice like electronic one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Some of them. Well, that's the ultimate decor goal is
having a fireplace because it's not even cozy times you
can do it any time of the year I'm so
jealous of you I want to go I want a
fireplace I want to go shopping I'm so happy that
it's finally our season and we can finally.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Thrive yeah so if you guys want to get really
nice decor and you're not like breaking the bank breaking
the bank I would go to Big Lots Five Below
Hobby Lobby and they always have sales you guys And
then HomeGoods. HomeGoods is hitting this year with everything. So
those are the stores to go to. Get your shit together.
And yeah, happy fucking Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
I love it. You found the best fall candle for you.
And hands down, it's the Uncommon James pumpkin latte candle.
And for your shopping, you're going to get pumpkin garland
at Big Lots or Five Below. And you're going to
make a sangrier.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Hobby Lobby.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Transgrier spritz.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Yes, queens.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Well, Spooky, this truly has been lovely. I really had
a good time with you. This has been lovely. No,
I needed this little hang with you today because, you know,
there's these uncertain times in my life. It's good to
have a friend. Condragulations to Nicole on a 16 fucking
years of entertaining you bitches and being a household name

(01:10:08):
and a fucking reality show icon. She has paved the
way and broke down the bridge because she can never
be recreated. Jersey Shore can never be created. Oh, amen
to that. What an experience that they had. Amen to that.
And the cult fucking phenomenon that was Jersey Shore can
never be duplicated. And thank you for your service and

(01:10:29):
all that you've done for the hot mess community, sissy.
We love you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
See, I never like to be cocky about it, but
I mean, Jersey Shore will always be the OJ.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I hear you, sister.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I hear you, sister.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
So I love you, bitches. Cheers to us doing another show.
Pray that we go on another streaming service. And go
get wasted. Go enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
We love you, girls. Chin up, panties down. Make sure
to book my 75% off cameo sale. Make sure to
go to the pickle party. Make sure to go to
Fuck Cancer. Make sure to stalk Snooki outside dancing with
the stars. And go to the Snooki shops.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Go to the Snooki shops. And we'll see you next year.
We'll see you next time on It's Happening Podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Love you bitches. It's happening with Snooki and Joey.

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