Snooki & Joey DISH on JWOWW’s surprise wedding, Meta glasses & Nancy Guthrie

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's happening with Snookie and Joey.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mean moment Wednesday, Happy Wednesday, whip them out Wednesdays. Everyone, ladies,
we are here. We're queer. Get used to. It's almost over.
Prime month is almost over. A prime month is over.
Thank god. Now we can go back to our regular schedule.
It's July first. We can go back to our regular
scheduled programs.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
My fourth weekend already, like how crazy?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know. That's why I had my red socks on
and I do a part in my pants. I have
to hide in this blanket because I can't afford to
spray tend my lower and my lower extremities.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Joey's legs looking sad. My chicken, Oh god, iw.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I look like a chicken. Got my pluck, my fur plucked.
So I have to hide under this, this, this Snooki
approved blanket. Can you please do something about that? I'm scared. Wait,
just just the spooky shop selling these tanner for my legs.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yes, my snooky tanning.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm gonna have to go get some of that. I'm
gonna just pop by the I'm gonna have to pop
by the pop by the store event this weekend and
do that but ladies, let's get right into it. Put
your get a hot dog, yes, put on a red,
white and blue bikini and start drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Henny coolattis, well, definitely definitely do a shot for me
and Joey because we this is our second attempt on
doing this episode, because we were just talking for like
ten minutes. I guess what they should know better than
to put us in a push fucking record.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, Steven Spielberg works here, and there's all these machines everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We have a million machines. So this is Martin take choo.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
We got to take choo. So yeah, welcome to the show.
Now speaking, you're coming off off. Oh, very exciting, very exciting,
chart topping, tabloid juicy, secret.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Event, trending, viral event moment.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
J Wow is what now what? It's turned off? She's
running for congress.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
J our girl.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Jay Wow is married.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
She pulled off. She pulled off the surprise wedding of
the century, and not for nothing, Like I knew it.
I knew something was going down.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh no, she did it?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You did it?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Joe So yeah, Jenny ended up doing a surprise wedding
for her and like fifty guests, and everyone was like, oh,
you know, it's like about her movie or like a
screening for Nanny Cam, which is her second movie. And
I'm like, no, no, it's not, No, it's not because

(02:43):
right when I got this invitation from Zach two months ago,
three months ago, I knew it was about a wedding
because they said, well, they've been engaged for like ten
years now, and she always said like she's not going
to do the big wedding again, like she already did that.
She wants something more intimate, more smaller, or even just
going to Italy and eloping like that was a plan

(03:05):
for her. Yeah. But also they weren't like rushing it
because they were like, what's the point, Like, you know,
we're together, it doesn't matter, and yeah, they just they
weren't rushing it. So when I got this invite, it
was it was like a Beauty in the Beast theme,
and that's like her team of love, like she she
loves that and that's what she wants for her wedding

(03:26):
and everything. So I got the invite and I already knew.
I was like, they're getting married. I was like, or
they already got married. This is a celebration for her.
But the first thing that I thought was, Okay, it's
actually you know, a secret for Jenny. And the invite
was like, do not tell Jenny, Like I'm just going
to say, like we're going out to dinner whatever. So

(03:47):
I thought that Zach was going to marry her and
not tell her, like in front of all of her
close friends and family by the priest.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean, like here we are.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, like, girl, I want to marry you. Let's just
do it. But then I feel like he wouldn't do
that because he would want her to like be in
her best dress, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Or what if it was a birthday party? When was
her Her birthday was in January? But did she have
a fortieth or she didn't she didn't have a party.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
No, Yeah, So I either thought it was like the
wedding or it was gonna be her belated fortieth birthday
because her birthday was in January, right, January January February.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Let me know, Jenny, I love you, I know it.
January February. When's my birthday? January? What third? Thank you? Wait,
now it's going to bother me. I think it's February.
Hold on, Germany s sriy No.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Because her birthday is the same birthday as my my
friend Katie.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I'm gonna say, what is it? February?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, so her birthdays in February, and during February she
was shooting Nanny Cam, which is her second movie coming out.
So we had plants like surprise her at this dinner
and it was like only a couple of us, but
then it ended up getting canceled because she was so
busy with the movie that she was like stressed about
it and she didn't really care. So I was like,
all right, we never need something. We never did something

(05:10):
crazy for her fortieth birthday party, so maybe it's that
and then something else nobody fucking knew, but I knew
all along it had to be something with a wedding
or eloping or they already got married so whatever. So
the the invite said dress formal, So I'm like, I
don't know if it's gonna wear a freaking gown. Like
I looked up the restaurant place and it's a nice restaurant,

(05:33):
but nothing to where like you're wearing a fucking gown
like you're going to like a wedding wedding, you know.
So I'm like, all right, formal. I had this stress
in my closet from Amazon, and it was just like
a cute like Maxie black floral dress, and I'm like,
I feel like this will do. But like, I didn't
get my makeup done, I hardly did my hair. Like

(05:54):
I just thought it was just gonna be like a
cute like girls night out. So I didn't expect it
to be what it was. But you guys, it was
so beautiful walking into the place. It was at Madison
Social Clubs in an Old Bridge and it's a beautiful restaurant.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I saw that. Sorry she went, she's I think she
celebrated New Year's Eve there. She's been posting about that restaurant.
I've been so jealous of the next time in the
Old Bridge Greater area, I need to stop by and
have a nibble.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, you could have came, but Joe, last minute.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You know what, because I it was it's a hassle,
I'm not coming. It was I would have to take
I would have to take a bus and travel up
a highway and in former wear, and I was I
switched my meds this week, so it which it wasn't
in the cards for me. But I will, I did
send you a shower gift. Yeah, you're a freak.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So we get to the place and I'm with Opal
and meet us friends and right away this guy there's
a big security guy with a clipboard and he's like
name please, and I'm like, oh my god, what is
going on? It felt very exclusive and like, I don't know,
like scary, like you have to be like a cool
VIP person again, so.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Maybe it was like it was like a well, sorry,
maybe that's what Like did it feel like that nat
it could have been the premiere, like you know nanny
cam thing. Like it was like it was like tying
it with a theme about secrets, activity or anything.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh I knew it was not nanny cam because Jenny's
my best friend. The movie's not fucking done. She has
so much editing to do. It's not ready. It's not ready. Okay,
I've seen a couple of clips. I've seen a couple
of clips and like she's still editing it. Like there
there's no way that it would have been ready to
like show anything. So I already knew it wasn't about
showing movie. So we walk in and right when we

(07:39):
gave our name, the security guy was like, okay, so
absolutely no phones. Keep your phones in your bag. Do
not take your phone out in this space, like when
you're in this space. Because afterwards obviously, like we went
to the bar area and it was like the reception,
so he was like, just don't take your phones out
in this area. And right away I was like, they're

(08:00):
getting married. I was like, they're getting married. Nobody can
have their phones out. They probably have an exclusive with
people and no one can share it until like they
get married, and then people, you know, post it, and
then that's when we could take our phones out. So
I walk in and it's beautiful. It's like very ambiance
with flowers. She had like five photographers there, her whole

(08:23):
fucking management team was there. So I'm like, they're getting married.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Did it look bridal or did it just look like
a nice like like like an Oscars after party event,
like a.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
E because it was like Beauty and the Beast theme,
so it was a lot of like maroon flowers and
it was very beautiful.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I sat down and I was talking to like
some of her friends and family, and nobody realized that
it was a wedding. I go there, fucking married.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
What was the buzz in the room, Like, what were
people saying the movie?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's a screening for the movie. I'm like, you guys
are fucking dumb.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I was like, is wearing a floor length gown?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
She looked gorgeous. She always looks good.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So I'm like, you guys are getting married. And I
talked to Zach's mom and he like, she confirmed it
with me. She's like getting married.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, so no, yeah, I just I just knew. So
we're in there, we're having cocktails. They have like champagne
being passed around or derves. It was very beautiful. I
have to say, I loved it. But then the mayor
of old Bridge, like the local mayor of Old Bridge,
was there and he starts talking and he's like, Jenny

(09:35):
and Zach are very you know, grateful that you guys
are here. But it's it's not what you think. It
is just like something like really cute. And I turned
around and I was like, say, say, I'm like I
told you, I told you something's fishy. And then all
of a sudden, he stops talking and they start playing
my wedding song, and I guess, like Jenny Jenny did

(09:57):
that on purpose for me to know that she was
getting married. So they start playing Lana Delray Young and Beautiful,
which is me and Gianni's wedding song, and then she
starts walking down with her fucking wedding dress and everybody
just was in tears, sobbing, screaming, Oh, it was so beautiful,
but you.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Were sorry to cut you off. I know, I hate
everyone hates that. Wait did you were you all sitting
in a formation that that would be like a regular wedding,
like all facing forward.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, so it was like cocktail booths. So it was
like cute like curved couches with tables.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Mingling every people are standing up, people are sitting, and
it was light mingling.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Where was a cocktail hour?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Where was Zach at this.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Point, Zach was Zach was by the mayor while he
was making a speech. Oh and then Zach made a speech,
I think, and then that's when it started.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And then so so she walked up to Zach and
the mayor.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well yeah, they started to play Alna del Rey.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And then she there was like whoap.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well yeah, so she she walked down with the kids
and she looked stunning. Her dress so freaking beautiful and
like everything made sense because on her story all week
she was getting her brows done, she got a facial,
she was getting her hair did, so like she was
like hinting that she was getting all these things done

(11:22):
because she was getting fucking married. It all makes sense though,
But she looked beautiful. Everybody was crying the camp that
she had cameras there for like the videographer and I'm
pretty sure he got me hysterically ugly crying.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But yeah, they got married and the kids were in
the wedding, so like Mulani and Zach or Mulani and
Zach Milani and Grayson were walking with her down the
aisle and then they all like did pictures together. Grayson said,
like a little speech stop. Everybody was fucking crying their
eyes out, it was so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Did they actually do a ceremony there? Like everyone saw
Jenny come down and the song was playing to everyone's like,
oh god, it's a wedding. And did they do they
just get jump right into getting married or did they
like announce like okay, guys, now you know why you're here,
or they just stays jumped right into the church and
getting married.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, so once she started walking down the aisle, that's
like wedding time. So they didn't like break it at all.
She walked down the aisle and then the mayor, I
guess is ordained, so he he just started his own
spiel of marrying them. And it was beautiful. So Jenny
pulled off the surprise wedding of the century like she
did a great job.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I love that, and I love that people are making
their own their own lane and doing their own thing.
Traditions are are nice and lovely for certain things, but
nowadays I think it's about couples making their own whatever's
best for them, whatever whatever they want, and whatever whatever
fits into their life at this point, and everyone expects
it to be this one certain thing. I love that
people are trying new creative things that really they had

(12:54):
the whole beauty and the beast's theme that that tied
into what's really in her heart. He looks like a
beast and she's a beauty, and I think that is
just and I just I just love that, you know,
it's just it was a perfect, perfect wedding for them
and for what they needed, and it's not it's not
about inviting everyone in the world that you know, it

(13:14):
doesn't have to be a big hoopla or a pr
pr thing about who's invited it should I invite this
destin's cousin or whoever it is. It's about her closest
people that were there. And she I saw that. She
was all over the news because it was a scandalous
a surprise. She was saying that these are the people
that fifty people in that room are people that would
hide a body with me and you know, take a

(13:35):
bullet for me. And I think that's what's about important, like,
you know, and that's why I didn't go, because I
wouldn't take a bullet actually, okay.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, So it was very intimate. It was beautiful, literally
her closest family members, best friends, like, it was very
intimate and beautiful. So after she got married, we went
to the other side of the restaurant, which they had
like the reception part, so like the music was playing,
she had the DJ. There was a beautiful cake and

(14:09):
like just you know, cocktails and everybody mingling, and that's
when we could take our phones out because that's when
people after they got married. People then posted that they
got married. So yeah, I was like, I was like, Jenny,
can I take a picture with you?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Now?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Like fuck?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was so pissed. Wait, So where was pictures from?
Was people there doing? They did a whole photo shoot
with people and then it just just went on the
internet like hours there. Did she do a secret photo
shoot like weeks before?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm pretty sure she did a secret photo shoot before,
so I think it was the pictures from there, but
then there were some from that night, so I don't know,
but she definitely did a photo shoot before.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Like what. The party wasn't even started because I think
you guys all got there at five and I was like,
so I was, of course, like, you know, like having
foam on the phone already, I noticed it posting a
pictures all of a sudden, I'm swiping on on tictak
or Instagram. Yeah, and there she was in all her glory,
a lady, a vision and wide.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh she looks so good.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
She looks so pretty. Oh my god, So yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That is what that was what happened. It was a
beautiful event, so proud of her. There wasn't a dry
eye in the room and everybody was just so happy
for them. The kids were happy, her family was happy.
It was just a really really nice event. So you know,
obviously we were only there for like a couple hours.

(15:24):
But how come every time I'm at a party or
an event with Tutela, I always end up going to
his house after like every fucking time.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Him and his wife are good time goals. They loved
to host.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
And you know what, I wouldn't have been so hungover
yesterday if I didn't go to his house. Because I
was I was good. I was sticking to vodka because
I feel like when I drink vodka, I don't feel
horrible the next day. I'm just like tired, but like
I don't feel nauseous, I don't have anxiety. I'm fine.
So when I got there, I had like one persecco,
but then I had a Marchini and and I was

(16:00):
doing diet diet Tito's, so I was like sticking to
that and it was good. So then me Opal and
meet us. We get into the car with Tutella and
we just go to his house. I'm really jealous outside
drinking bottles of wine for hours. He loved and my mom,
so I had my mom come over because Gianni's having

(16:21):
a boys weekend down the shore, and I'm like, Mom,
you have to come and like watch the kids because
I don't have a babysitter and I'm probably gonna be,
you know a little bit. I didn't think I was
going to be as late as I was, but I
was like, Mom, you have to come and get the kids.
And I felt like I was in high school again.
She texted me at twelve thirty, she goes.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Where are you? Did your kids go to the wedding? No?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, there were no kids loud.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh wait, I'm said, now I'm really jealous having fomk.
Shelle has the best the best part. So wait, how
fun did Dina pay for herself or did Mina come
to the party.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
No, Dina was fun. Me and Dina were meat balls.
We had drinks and it was nice to see her
because I feel like I haven't seen her in so long,
so it was nice to see her. And Chris Sam
looks great and like everybody just looks so good and
like put together. And I mean, I'm sure you guys
saw all the pictures. We shared a ton of pictures
and photos and it was just it was amazing. So

(17:19):
everybody go over to Jay Wow and give her a hug,
say congratulations, because she truly found her soulmate. She's very
happy with him.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I have a soundboard. I love it. Well crickets, crickets,
listen to soundboard I have. Now I can program mind me.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I have to buy crickets for who that desert.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Nicole. Nicole literally has a fucking amphibian zoo. I was
walking through her house the other day. There was fucking goal,
a huge koyfish in the garage.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Then find these fucking animals. Now I have to take
care of I have a farm, what is it?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
And there's a lizard?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Now I have no he's really fucking cute.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's a lizard and sorry lizards, He's okay, I'm stopping. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Shin his name Shin and he's really cute. And I
just got him like a new enclosure in the playroom.
So because I feel like he was getting bigger and
the tank was so small that I'm like, he's not
even like moving around. I feel like he used to
like live a little. So I got him a bigger
tank and he's loving it. I got him new branches.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Stop, what did you tell me?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
You got a new kid? Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I forgot it's name Finn Shin.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Shin.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
How can I take a picture of it? What does
he look like? How big is he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I could take a picture and then well we'll throw
it up here. But he's like that big and he's
really cute. But he loves his live crickets. I have
like frozen crickets that like, if you know I don't
have enough food, I can give it to them and
he eats it. It's fine, but he likes the live
crickets because he likes the chase. So I have to
go get crickets at the store. But then I'm scared
because they're crickets and I don't want them like swopping

(19:17):
around everywhere I know. But then I have to open
the jar to put it in and open What if
I drop it and then they start flying all over
the place, I'll die.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Whose lizard is it?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Which kid like wanted the lizard or all the Angelo stop?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
He wanted a lizard because he thought it would turn
into Godzilla. So Gianni's like, okay, let's go get a lizard.
And now I'm fucking taking care of it. So I
have I have fishies.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I have a lizard.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh, I have two chipmunks in my garage that I'm feeding,
and then.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I have Rocky. How long How long do the lizards live?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I have no idea. I feel like they live for
a long time.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Hey, sirih what's the life span of a lizard?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
He's so cute though, I'm gonna put on my story.
The average lifespan of a lizard is twenty three years, Nicole, Great,
I have to take care of him for twenty three years. Oh,
I guess I'm bringing him to the nursing home.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's a long time. So Peaky's lifespans have right around
in that too, twenty years. Oh, I hope so God willing.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, yeah, I don't know how we got to the
topic of lizards.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Because you have a you had to feed the crickets. Oh,
because I press crickets.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh yeah, because you press crickets. Yeah. I'll take a
picture and I'll show you. He's really cute.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
How exciting fizes. What's the name slim swim Shin? Shin?
Who named it Shin?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Angela named it Shin because he watches well, he used
to watch godzillaa on YouTube and the ugly guy is
named Shin, and he thought that a lizard would turn
into Godzilla.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So here we are. I went to the doctors this week.
I did a virtual virtual visit, which I'm so excited about.
I love my doctor on the on the on the
on FaceTime. Why didn't you go in because he didn't
want me. I don't have to go in my doctor
I've been with for over twenty years.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I think you need to leave the house at some point.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
A life fan of a lizard, I've a lifespan of
a lizard. And I had to get my check because
I told you want switch my medication. So I called
him up and I Today is my first day on
the wellbutrin I switched. I'm have to weaning off the
other one, so I take the other one. I take
my other, my normal crazy pill. Who but I'm feeling
I'm breaking up with them though I take my normal
crazy pill every other day.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now you're yourg I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh sorry. I take the other pill every day and
the other pill, the old pill, every other day. I'm
excited to see what happens with it and see how
I act. I mean it could it could turn for
the worst, or maybe it maybe it's.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
A whole So why are you switching again.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Because that one you sent me is recalled for cancer.
Oh yeah, you know, we already have enough of that
going around ship. It's contagious. Get out of here with that.
So and I also I've been sick of it because
I I sick. I just think that I needed to
switch things up. I think every every every twenty years,

(22:21):
you gotta switch things up. And also there's there's certain
things I don't like this to make it like it's it,
it's it's like suppresses my.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Appetite.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
That's good, not my appetite, like my mood and stuff.
We're gonna see. It's either gonna either I gonna set
the house on fire and jump off the bridge or
I'm gonna or I'm gonna thrive. I'm hoping it's the latter.
So the doctor is I. I love that you can
call him on the phone and then his face times you.
I also got a an anti aging cream, the trendon

(22:52):
Noe I asked for him for, which is my favorite
anti aging retin all cream. And I got fresh Parisanax,
A fresh a fresh bottle of Xanax because I never
know what's gonna happen. Oh there you go. Yes, I'm
all stooped out of my doctor. I love that you
can do a tele a visit, a telemedicine visit, and
I don't have to go in there. But I'm getting my.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Like ever since COVID, they just kept it ever since COVID,
Like people can work from home now, like you could
do your job at home. You don't have to leave
you go at the doctor visits from home like COVID
really changed it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I miss COVID. That was the best. I mean, not dying,
not the people dying, but you know, my homebody. I
don't like leaving the house. You haven't though I have
not left the house. I left the house yesterday. I
went to the peaky park. Going to the.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Park is not leaving the house, though, well, I.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Don't have anywhere to go, Like this weekend is fourth
of July, and I'm you know, I'm just gonna be
taking pills and sitting in the house. I don't have
any friends though, I don't have any friends. This is
why no my friends have pool houses. I have a
pool house. I know. Oh wait, can I swim at
your normal house this weekend with Poppy.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
M Yeah, but it's so small.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's literally it's just me and him this weekends fourth
of July. Yeah, I'm just like fourth of July and
I'm I'm not a partier anymore. Like I'm in the house,
I'm air frying, I'm making I'm making my own tortillas.
I made my own tortillas this week. Oh my god,

(24:23):
do you think we're still going to get along? No,
I'm still drink, but I need to. But it's like
I can't just sit in the house and drink.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
No, you're not doing fun things, So I think you
need to be pushed to like do stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'll do stuff eventually when things when things get up,
I think this.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Medication will be great for you. You're gonna want to
like do things again.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, I'm just in a I'm just in a lull.
I'm doing I'm in a recession right now. I'm recessing
everything in the life. I'm just trying to Like, you
need a factory reset. Maybe I need a girl. Maybe
you need a quick bite. I think that's what we need.
Mm hmm. We just have a quick bike. When can
you come over?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I know. Why don't you Why don't you come visit
me with my bike.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
H well you go bike riding, Well you have to.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Bring two of them, then, yeah, bring the e bike
in a in a big suv and then come over
and I'll have a quick bike. Doesn't fit in the suv?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
What do you mean, Poppy doesn't have a truck?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Is it a motorcycle?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
No, it's like an et bike.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, but that fits in the truck. It hardly, it's.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's it scratches Gianni's uh suv so bad.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh, it hardly fits.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Know, somebody with a truck, or you can rent a truck.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh, yeah, U haul that's what I'll do.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, yeah, you get a little U hole.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
No the U whold pickup trucks.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, I wish I.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Knew someone with a pickup truck. I wish I, you know,
lived in the country. I think I'm craving the country life.
I need to live in like a small town.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
You might as well.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, so I'm already home with a white picking fence.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
So if you were home and you had like a
backyard and house and everything, you would actually be outside
doing stuff like all the time.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I want to do a cartwheel.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's park season here, so everyone in the city and
when it's like warm out. Literally, these girls are like
in thong bikinis with their assholes hanging out laying.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I just saw a video of the park and there's
millions of people just like baking in the sun. Does
this smell No.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It doesn't smell. But there's all different parks that have
at central parks. Obviously the big one, the Sheep's Meadow,
that's like the Olympics of it. But then all the
smaller parks, it's like, you know, the where I go
to the Peaky Park, I go to the where I
take to the dog park. It's called Madison Square Park,
and that is the dog park and it's like, you know,
right in the center of it all, but there is
lawns there. I didn't realize people like laid out there,

(26:53):
but so I went. I've been going this week and
like people literally these girls have literal there are assholes
are hanging out nude, no like toples with it. They're like, dude,
their titties are facing this the ground, but yeah, they're
they're tanning. And the men are all shirtless and playing
little dodgeballs, like playing with balls and grease up at

(27:14):
that section where you can lay out dogs aren't allowed,
like you can't have any animals. So it's like, I'm
not going to I'm not gonna go. First, I'm not
going to that park without my kid because like, if
he finds out, he'll never speak to me again. Then
I went to the Peaky Park and he didn't get
to go. But so I think I'm gonna have to
drug him and put him in the stroller after the
Peaky Park. I'll drug him at the Peaky Park, put
him in the stroller, falls asleep, and then I'll put

(27:36):
the stroller on with a blanket over him. They'll think
it's an they'll think it's a toddler, and then I
can lay out. You got to make sure you have
a fan because it's gonna be so hot. My shark
fan and I you know, I'm just going to lay
there with I'll have a bottle of wine. That's what
I really like. DoD We've been doing a lot of
outside activities. We've been going to the edges of the water.

(27:57):
We've been going to and going to the Governor's Island.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
We've been taking I love being around water, it's so cozy.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
And on island. I didn't I forget.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Remember when you and Billy came to my shorehouse and
you guys were on a boat and you started crying.
You were like nicolet.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well that was that was probably the best time of
my life that everything was going. Yeah, now everything's turned
to ship so well, I would love to come back,
do I Can we come back again? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Come whenever.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't say that, excel, you know, I'll move in there.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
When can I that's fine?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
When is your little house available that we can stay in?
Because I don't have I don't have anywhere to stay.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't have to extan because it's literally all booked.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Who booked it? O? People really book it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, and now I think we're going to make it
like public public, so I have to make sure it's good.
So we're talking about my seaside house. I have a
seaside house that I bought, well yeah, my sort, but
I bought the sea for it to be like snooky shorehouse.
And we've just been like going there as a family,
just like using it. The kids could say whatever, But

(29:09):
now we've been like renting it to friends and family
and friends of a friend and all the things. But
I think me and Gianni are ready to make it
public to where like you could go on Airbnb and
you can book it yourself and stay at a Snooki shorehouse.
And I decorated it all like it's all leopard print,
and it's not it's not big. It's like a small house. Eventually, yeah,

(29:29):
eventually I'm gonna knock it down and do like a
storied house, just just so I can have like, you know,
five families in one building. But this is what this
is where we're starting. So it's the Stookie Shorehouse. And
I think we're gonna put it up in a couple
of weeks so you can stay at Suki Shorehouse. And
there's like there's the duck phones there.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, it's themed.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
There's the duck phone there. There's like pictures of me everywhere,
and like all all the pictures of me that my
dad had and saved and like put in frames of
like paparazzi pictures.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
And this was like two thousand and nine to two
thousand and twelve eleven, But it's all old school pictures
of me and the cast and like in the magazines
and all the things.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
It's really magazine. Yeah, we're outside.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
We did outside super cute. There's like bee stro lights
and they're seating with the fire pit. And then we
turned the shed into an outside bar, so the thing
literally comes up and then you can sit there with
the bar.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
There's a TV.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So we didn't really cute for like, you know, like
a cute like fun shorehouse. And it's literally, you know,
two blocks from the beach.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
So that is like the perfect girls weekend place, a
bachelorette party, perfect stunky theme bachelorette party or Jersey shore
theme bachelorette party. You go to the stay at Snunky House.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
And you its right by my store.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
You go to the store, you get all the little
turn up outfits. Then you go you can go sit
in a chair where a snookie got hit. Is that
is that still a thing?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yes, that's still a thing. I think it says a
sunkie chair.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
You can go to the Chores store and buy things
using kode Joey at checkout. Ask Dan for a discount.
How exciting so I could visit? Okay, meta, what am
I looking at?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
This is the future of glasses?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Okay, Meta start video? Spooky can you see me? These
are kind of creepy though? What I'm wearing if you're creep.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
And you're at like the strip club and you're wearing those,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
So we're with the reason I'm wearing these ray Band
Meta glasses because I am a ray Band Meta partner.
If you haven't seen my one, I told you, they
send you one very nice. So these are all the
rage right now because everyone is their their their news
breaking Facebook. I'm sorry. Meta announced their own version of

(31:56):
their glasses this pre Previously they had a deal with
ray Band and with Oakley, but now they're making their
very own Instagram glass or medaglasses, and then Carli Jenner
even got her own flavor ones. But everyone's wearing them.
But there's a lot of scandal because people are going,
you know, antagonizers are going wearing them to record people
in public, and then you know, there's that whole thing
where people are like, don't record me in public and whatever.

(32:19):
But if you're impact in invasion or something, yeah, but
everyone is this still recording at least are recording.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Hold on, I turned it off, N got them, And
it's so weird. When you hear like music in your ears,
it's freaking trippy. It's so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Peaky go for a walk. Sorry, after my kids dog walkers.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Here, so before before I knew Gianni got them. We're
making love. Why I'm like, why are you wearing these sunglasses? No,
I'm just kidding, what are you doing? Well, that's why
I can't imagine. Actually, Well, the.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Whole scandal with these are is that you can record
people got them knowing, but everyone's privy to them because now,
but there's a light here that goes on this little
corner that that's how you know they're recording. That's the
safety feature of it. And it's a light that so
they know recording. But then people are like people are
like hot wiring them so the light doesn't go on,
so you can't know that you're doing it. And there's

(33:17):
like all these tutorials on TikTok on how to make
the light go away and stuff, which I think is crazy.
I love this because you know I do, honestly. I
use these when I'm I brought them to the Peaky
Park with me and I wear them on Peaky's running
around when I don't have to, like, you know, worry
about having my phone. And then when me and Billy
were going me on a boat, the other day and
I wore them on a boat trip and it's governance

(33:38):
and I was perfect because I had my hands free
and I can look at I want to show everyone
like what I was looking at and like I was, like.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You want to like capture memories and like vlog and
stuff like that, Like it's genius for that.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's genius for cooking videos too. So if you have
cooking videos and you want to like show like what
you're doing, or you want to are you're doing it,
like a walk through of your store and you want
to show everyone, like the rocks and this is all
the all the new clothes here. Look at this, and
then you can go into the mirror and like put
it over your shirt and it's like, you know, it's
another dimension on on you know what's going on in

(34:12):
your life, and that's what everything I think, that's what
everything initially is made for on the Internet, but then
the sickos turn it into this weird ship.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Looking at You can never have nice things because there's
fucking freaks looking.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
At foreys and looking up skirts and doing self and
recording things when no one knows, going to dressing rooms
whatever it is they're doing bad stuff. But if you
if you use the Meta, iye glasses for what they're
used for. I mean it's perfect for the children, it's
perfect for everything. I mean I love it memory in regular.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Like is it just a sunglass? Or you could get
it in.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Like every flavor glass. They have to buy.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Them because I still wear my glasses. I would buy one,
like for everyday glasses because I always wear glasses at
cheer because I can't fucking see the stage. I would
love to get one with my prescription in it, and
then instead of holding the phone while Givann is performing,
I could just watch it through my glasses.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Well, RayBan Meta, if you're watching this cheer, send Spooky
a pair because these are they trained.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
IM it for my cheer mom.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
And they can listen to music. That's another thing. Oh,
that's another thing I love these for because I I
I've been riding my bike, I've been doing the city
bike and I don't want to wear ear muffs. I
don't want to write ear muffs or earbuds in my
ear while I'm while I'm driving my bike, because God forbid,
soone honks the horn or screams like.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Hey watch out.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I know I can't hear it my music. I can
listen to my area on a Grande playlist and it
plays music. And I don't know how it works. I
mean it goes like into like your your skull, like
there's no speaker, but I guess like the vibration.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Literally, it's the craziest thing. Is it telepathic?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Like is this I think it's vibrations from your skull.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I think it's like vibrations.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Like there's a thing a lollipop that people are like
putting in their mouths, and like you can listen to
music with a lollipop in your mouth. It's like vibr
This is alien technology.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Well, yeah, anyway, so everyone's getting a lot of a
pushback of them because they are there's there's spooking people
out and looking up skirts and doing bad stuff. But yeah,
but I like it. I think it's the way of
the world.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I like.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
I like a little technology, especially if I'm able to
figure it out. A lot of times things are too confusing.
These made these are super easy. Just clicked the thing
and you can and she tells you. And that's not
like an AI assistant Siri, don't tell me shit. She's
like she's every home. I asked, sirious something, She's like,
oh me, check chatbis. I mean she told me about

(36:43):
She's the worst one, my favorite one. My favorite AI
is chat gibt.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I know it's taboo because everyone says that it's burning
down the forest fires or something. I don't know what
it's doing. But everyone's dying because everyone's using too much
chat gebt in the world's gonna end.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
But I used it once.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh my god, Nicole, I listened. I talked to her
every day. I ask her for a relationship advice. I
ask her for Oh my god, you freak. She takes
she makes pictures for me. She she drafts emails like
every influencer scam I've been doing this month. I just
tell her all about my influencer scamm and she makes that.
She drafts a perfect email for me, saying, like, you know,
introducing myself nice, all the things I would never think

(37:17):
of saying, like she like, it's AI is the way
of the world. But these you can ask them like
I asked them.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
You can die.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Hey, Meta, what's the weather in New York City today?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Okay, Well, if they're listening, please can you send me
a pair.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I mean, I can go and buy it, but I'll
give you her address.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I feel like I feel like when we shout out products,
they send it to us. Like last week we were
talking about the new GENA pads that I love. Neutrogena
is sending me a box of stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I didn't look at that pads. Oh that was nice
to you, But you know what, let's talk about I
gotta wait to Billy gets back because I can't get
over there? Can we talk about my influencer scam of
the week and you're and I also I shared the
wealth because did your ship come yet? For what my
dice in my dice in hall.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Oh, I have a million boxes in the garage.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm sure it's definitely there. It's definitely there. So I
am J said an ambassador, my my homegirl, A good
friend of mine, Nicole, you actually met her. I would
like to shout out Willia Maurice Sullivan, who is a
longtime Crusader and she's actually a c J A cheerleader.
She was a CJA cheerleader for many moons.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
CJA we don't play, and she's she said hi.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
To you in the airport. Do you know what I'm
talking about Oh my god, Yes I loved her. Clia
Sullivan from Dice from diceon Yeah Technology.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
She was. She was on my plane and she came
up to me and said she knows Joey, So obviously
anyone that says I love you a friend of Joey's
is a friend of mine. And then she really got
me because we were actually coming back from a cheer cromp.
She really got me saying that she cheered for Cja.
So I'm like, bitch, we are We're besties.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
She's the best, she's a bad ass, pr PR powerhouse
and now she's a Dyson. So she she said, she's
so nice to have me pick stuff out. So Nicole,
we sent you the the air the air wrap, the
air wrap. So it's it's a blow dryer, and it's
all the attachments you can because it's a round brush.

(39:19):
It has a flat brush, It has a straighten air
like a like a flat iron on it. It has
the regular blow dryer. Literally I have seen I almost
blew away. This is so strong. I haven't had like
a I have good hair dryers, but this one's like otherworldly.
I almost blew away. I'm when I have to tie
myself to a jump with a jump rope to my
counter because I'm gonna blow away. It's so strong case

(39:42):
you can do everything with it. It is my favorite product.
I got that. I got the I got the the straightener,
I got the regular blow dryer. I got the cordless straighteners.
So next time I do your hair, Spooks, I could
curl it on the go. It's a wireless it's wireless.
I can, like, you know, curl it. I got this
that you that like ten years ago. I know. I
this vacuum, bitch, because your hair was always flat on set.

(40:06):
I got this vacuum that can literally suck a a
watermelon through through a through a hose. That's what she said.
But yeah, Dyson, I'm a dice In Superstar now and
I love it everything everything, queen, So thank you for
sending that, and I'll.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Be get I'm a fan of dice In vacuums.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
That's all. They also sent over that. I also sent
us an air purifier, and I don't I never purified
the air, Mama. Should I be doing that? Like, what's
the benefit of the air purifier?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, so I bought yeah, well yeah, but I bought
a ton of those when COVID happens. Like I put
a million in my store and they're not freaking cheap, but.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I feel like it works.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It gets like all the bacteria and all the germs
and all the achy things out of your ear, and
it's great for your home. So I've used it before,
and I don't know if I like felt a difference,
but like I knew that, you know, my my, my
else was nice and clean.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Well yeah, I'm a mother now I kind of like it. Yeah,
So I have the hush Jet, the hush Jet thing
in there, So thank you Delia, thank you Jesson for
sending those over. What's that it's here?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Poppers?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
No, it's not poppers. This is my new jams. I
have my very own jam collection from Jammagansett. Yes, Queen,
I've never I never had my own name on a product. Okay,
so if you don't Jammaganzette, they make the most delicious jams.
Jam Queen and I like to do a jam session.
I've been using they started in twenty twenty four. I

(41:40):
found out about them online and then I started seeing
them out in the Hamptons and everyone would like loves
in the.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Hampton, Oh, their their new company.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I love that they are. It's my favorite jams. Lena
Christy as a founder and she is so sweet when
I mean Peeky went out to Hampton's last summer. We
rode around in the drop top Jammaganzett Mercedes and we
went to that. We had a little on pop up.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
So I've been using that, I told you from your
influencer trip. Yes, okay, so.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I so you know.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I love jam and I've been putting it on my yogurt.
I've been putting it on sandwiches, I putting making cocktails,
I'm putting it in matcha. It's endless thing. So they
asked me if I wanted to create my own flavor.
So I created my own two flavors of Jam against Jams.
So ready drum roll please, I want pickle flavor. No,
it's not a pickle flavor. So we tried. I tried,
I made. We made a bunch of different flavors over

(42:28):
the year. I've been doing this for about a year now,
and I made a bunch of flavors and I was
thinking about summertime when it's launching, I want it to
be it's a summertime limited exclusive and I wanted it
to be something that is summertime and like that that's
kiky and like, you know, something special and like fancy
that like is exotic but also approachable that everyone's gonna love.
So my first flavor I did was cherry rhubarb. Now,

(42:51):
I love you've heard strawberry rhubarb, but every cherry roobarb.
Now rhubarb is like a vegetable. You see it a
lot of pies strawberry rubarb. This is cherryroo warb. So
it's cherries which are juicy and delicious in the summertime,
and rhubarb, which is gonna be a little bit more
tart and a little bit more like you know, zippy.
The combination with this, combination with this is so good

(43:11):
because it's not too sweet. A lot of jams have
too much sugar and these are low sugar, so they're
just perfectly balanced to the fruit tartness, sweetness. It is
so delicious with this. I'm gonna make macha with this.
I'm gonna put it on my my yogurt bowls. I'm
gonna put it on I'm gonna mix it into cocktails
and make a cocktail syrup with this thin this out
and I make a margarita with it. I'm gonna make

(43:33):
a sprits with it. And I could put this on
muffin English muffins on gruanola.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
This is butter English muff and jams.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
This with butter, like a nice French butter and the jam.
It's it's endless. So the cherry rhubarb is the first
one and the second one. I wanted one sweet, one savory,
so this one's a little it's a little bit different.
And if you use this for more savory applications, something
like I made. I made this other day. I made
apricot chicken. So this is our apricot ginger. I love apricots,

(44:03):
especially in the summertime. In season. Apricot ginger is gonna
be sweet and a little bit of savor with a ginger.
I made apricot chicken thighs with this. I'm using this
for for charcouterie boards. You put this on cheese, with cheese, cheeseboard.
It's perfect with cheese and jam and crack and crackers.
A lot of times you see the dried apricots. These

(44:23):
are fresh apricots. I'm gonna be doing a summer the
gem on bear. I'm gonna be making little ham and
grilled ham and cheeses with with a little of the
jam again, cocktails with this, putting this in my tea.
I'm gonna be making like iced teas with ginger apricot
iced teas and mauches. It's gonna be so good. So
these come as a set and they are on sale.
They're going on sale at July fourth weekend at the

(44:46):
website jam against dot com, available in their gem Against storefront.
They're gonna be exclusively there at the gym Against the
store front and then after the weekend they're gonna be
on sale. So stick watch my socials to find out
the links of when they're gonna be on seale. But
thank you Jimmy Against are partnering with me, and please
buy what every every every jar sold proceeds go to
keeping my dog fed and keeping the lights on so stupid,

(45:10):
so do your part. But agues stick and watch my
instagram because I'm mean making all different recipes with these
and showing you how to use them and all through that.
But I want to thank Lena for and gem Against
for partnering with me, and please support my small business
and my small jam my small batch jams. It's my
first time I ever had my name on something, and
I was honestly, I don't make this about like sad stuff,
but I literally, you know, I cry and everything. But

(45:32):
my mother, if she was here, she would have fucking oh,
she'd be so proud of you, so proud of me.
And this is so up her alley and she used
to make cookies. We used to make cookies together growing
up with like little dobs Ejamin it. So this is
just very close to home with my mother. My mother's dead.
Please buy my jams. Yes, love that, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I feel like, you know, the Crusaders always support you
and anything that you do. I mean they've been there
since the door the doorhanger.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Days door Hager.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
These are the new door hanger upscale. Yeah, this is
this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Congratulations, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
On a biscuit, on a on a crumpet, on a
short break, a piece of short m come. And then
when you're done with it, I put these washes out
and I put all my stuff in here. I'm such
an old lady. Now I have jam jars full of
like random things, but these make the best little cocktails.
When they're done, you put a little bit of when

(46:27):
you're almost done with the jam, you pour your liquor
in there, shake it up like that, and then you
have a juicy thing and then you can mix. You
put your mixers in with ice. M So, thank you
for this nice coming to a website near you, and
and they can be alable this summer in the store
at the gym against the store in Amagansett, New York.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Wait, so you can't get it online.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You can get it online and you can get it
in the store. But I think they were on their launching.
I think I believe they're launching it in store first
or July fourth weekend, and then they're gonna put it
on afterwards. So if we're in the Hampton's this weekend,
go over to it. It's right on the main strip.
I believe it's Main Street. I don't know where is it.

(47:08):
I don't know where it is. But it's only twenty
five calories, not bad per serving one tea spoon a tablespoon. Okay,
thank you for that. And now okay, let's go into
celeb gossip ladies. Nice, thank you. Okay, so celeb gossip.

(47:31):
Now this is something I weighed in on that. I
just like, you know, we didn't know what was gonna happen.
But Lo and behold Taylor Frankie Paul from The Mormon Show.
Her Bacherette season was canceled previously for Jude to allegations
and scandals with her and her husband and right and
domestic violence and the videos at service, and her show
got canceled. But now Lo and behold, they're putting it

(47:54):
out again. So later, well, the thing is they how
many how much how much money do you think it
costs to do that season to pay for all that stuff?
Ten dollars?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, they need they need that money back, so they
need to air. And I knew they were just putting
it on ice because she was getting canceled. They didn't
want to be a part of it, so they were like,
it's canceled. But then you got to give it time.
So they gave it like a couple months and they're like,
all right, and everyone's starting to forget and forgive her
and move on. So I knew that the show was

(48:25):
eventually going to air like it had to.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
That's crazy, But I don't think she's the best reality
start because she's like, she's she's screwing it all up.
Then the guy didn't she end up back with her
ex boyfriend anyway, So she did. She didn't even find
love on the show, and everyone knows that she doesn't
end up with anyone.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I'm a fan of The Bachelor and the Bachelor and
all those things, but they never stay together. It's more
of just like going there getting your fifteen minutes, trying
to find love, but it never lasts. I feel there's
only like one couple that are still together from that
whole franchise.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
And that's Joey. Joey. Uh uh, you would read for it,
but yeah, I mean I also, I've never really sat
in and watched The Batcher because it gives me anxiety.
I can't. I can never do something like that. I
don't even I get I get jealous of myself.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Do you imagine I get jealous?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Shadow get out of Here?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
You end up like falling in love with this person,
but then they have like three other.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
People and they're killing each other people in the out
of Here. No, absolutely not fuck that. I think I
would go to jail for murder, like that's why.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And then I can't And then I am such a
jealous person.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Like you are mine.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Then there's shows that have like you and your boy ex,
your boyfriend that you're currently with or maybe on a
break with, like hooking up with other people to see
if you want to stay together. It's like that's you
have to watch, or or there's ones you have to
sit there and watch your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Temptation Island. That's such a good fucking show. It's one
of my favorite reality shows. But like, are these people
fucking nuts? I would never put me and my man
in that situation?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Absolutely not, Like so that's why I think it's like
never really about wanting to find love. I think it's
it's about like just the show and like and like
the idea of romance, but like sometimes it work out.
But I think that the chances of it actually working
out are the same thing as like, you know, you
being on a on a on a movie with your
co star and falling in love with them. It's like,
you know, it's all, it's all filmed, it's all. That's

(50:18):
another thing.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Can you imagine if you were in a rom comm
with someone and you fell in love with them and
they were like, this is fake. It's not real and
you're like devastated.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Well, I don't think I'll be watching that season, but
if you want to tune into that adulterous, fucking nightmare,
go over to ABC dot com and telling Joey Sentha,
she watched you know what me and Billy watched yesterday.
We watched that show on Netflix. The sick bitch that oh,
that fucking fake pregnant lady that killed the other kids,
gutted the woman into the baby.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
She clearly had issues the entire time because she higher life.
She is mentally ill, clearly.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
So we're talking about the show called Maternal Instincts Free
and this woman Tailor where her name is I forget,
but she's like some Southern woman and she, like, you know,
she was a Connors her whole life, like everything her
life was alive. Literally, she lied and said that she
was a millionaire. Her grandmother was gonna she didn't havenary.

(51:16):
People like that are terrifying, And she basically got so
deep in a lie that she was pregnant that she couldn't.
She couldn't. She'd rather go to prison for the rest
of life and go and go on death row than
admit that she was lying about being pregnant Psychoba. Guy
never even liked her. Thank god, that guy never had
to end up with her.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
The guy only stay with her because he thought he
was getting millions. He didn't even like her, I know.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
So if you it's just it's just sick, sick, fucking people, sick, crazy,
it's what are you watching anything?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
So I'm binging this new show on Netflix. It's called
The Last Ship and it's about like like a pandemic
that happens and everybody's fucking dying of it. But there's these,
uh this navy ships.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That's an antcdote.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, the Cure. You've seen it.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I saw the commercial. I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It's number three on Netflix right now. And it's it's
from like years ago. What's his name is on it?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Who just died.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
From a Gray's anatomy?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
What's his name?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
It's so handsome and this was obviously before he got sick.
But it's such a good fucking actor and that you guys,
The Last Ship if you like like pandemics and people
fighting for their lives, which is like my favorite type
of show ever. I've been binging it for two days straight,
and I make sure when I do watch some episodes.
I have to be on my peloton watching it because

(52:46):
you can watch like Netflix and like stream stuff on
peloton while you're walking. And it's just been a great
workout TV show for me.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
It's really that. I love that, and I've been trying.
I've been watching There's on Netflix. I've been watching a
show about this. I forget the name of it, but
the guy's son is he goes goes to jail for
murdering his son, but he really didn't murder the Sun.
He knows he didn't, but he was framed and the
Sun is still alive. I've been watching a lot of
shows like that where people we think someone's dead and

(53:14):
they're actually alive. I'm hoping that happens too. Oh yeah,
can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
She's living somewhere in Brazil. Brazil her second family.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh that's another thing. Nancy Gouthrie's mom. All the seconds
were saying the twenty seventh and she was supposed to
be found on the twenty seventh. But she's dead, I know.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
But her body she's been dead in a desert since
day two.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
They said, I know, did you see Okay, so there's
there's something and she went.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Back to work. She's back at work like nothing happened.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
There's some breaking news, not breaking.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Second, I would be I would be in a shell.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Well, there's some news that that from the Nancy Gothur
case that came out that you know, some news to us.
They they knew already, but like, you know, remember when
then she remember when her and her sister and the
husband were sitting on the couch. We got your the letter.
We understand and we just want we just want it. Yeah,
so we closure obviously means they knew she was dead.
They just want her body back so they can have peace.

(54:11):
So that we we that wasn't confirmed, but now it
is confirmed that they know. She said that the sets
in the second ransom letter, they said that she was,
you know, dead or whatever, and they were sorry that
they that they did that, and they even said things
like they so they knew that they weren't sucking around.
They even said where the apple watch was in the
in the bedroom when they went in. They said all

(54:32):
these things about about inside the house that you would
only know if you were inside the house. So that
inside job, I mean, I don't know, but they were
saying like they in the letter.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
They they knew that this case is so weird.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
So they knew it was real. They said all these
things that only you would know if you were in
the mother's bedroom to know where all the things were.
So they said they so they they asked the four
million dollars. They didn't get it. And now the investigators
are saying they made a big mistake not giving that
money beforehand because they it's like a tactic that they
that people use. I don't know, but what they so.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
So they didn't mean to kill her because they were like, sorry,
but did she die because they didn't take her medicine?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, because yeah, they didn't have her pace. She had
a pacemaker, but she had to have this life the
life saving medicine. That's the first thing that the man
had said that she can't be with her medicine. So
she probably died, you know while they were waiting for
the Yeah. But I mean, what a fucking what a
crazy case? Crazy crazy? What is going on? Mama?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Well, I'm like on TikTok, I'm into like all these
these crime things of like it's like people being interrogated
in the interrogation room and it's like a ten minute clip.
And there's this one that I saw that needs to
be a Netflix documentary. There there's a mother and a
daughter and the mother had her mom living, so it

(55:56):
was the grandma, the mom, and the kid and she
ended up killing her mother. She killed her mother, she
chopped her up in pieces, and then she cooked her
on the girl and they.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
All ate it.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
What and all the comments, there's thousands of comments, and
they were like Netflix needs to pick this up as
a documentary because everything is on the police cam. It's
on the police cam when they go to the house
and they're asking what the fuck happened, and then her body.
She literally led the police to the body and there's
you could see like legs hanging out of a garbage

(56:27):
bag like she was chopped the fuck up. So they
don't even need to like film anything unless they want
to take interviews to peace. Oh yeah, I gotta see
it some of my liked things. But it's on. So
that's that's my new thing that I've been watching Tube
because I've been so obsessed with crime. Like if I'm
upset or like annoyed about something, I'll just put on
some crime stuff. My new thing besides like evil lives

(56:50):
here on Hulu, which is my favorite. I just I
go on YouTube and it's all police bodycam footage and
interrogations of murderers and they're trying to who did it
and it's them. Yeah, so it's not even like a production.
It's just like footage that they already have.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
My question, my question to you is now, I wonder
how she at the barbecue? How did she serve?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
How do you?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
How did she grow up? The loved one? Did she?
They were so the neighbors did she put the jam
agains at Apricot jam as a marinaates? I think she did? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
The neighbor said that she heard screaming and then all
of a sudden she looks outside and the ladies growing up,
burgers on the It was hers were all over the
basement floor. It was.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
It was but she was cooking. The she was cooking.
The lady on the brill, she was cooking her Mommy. Yeah,
if you had to cook, if you Fourth of July weekend,
you had to serve me my body to to your guests,
how would you prepare? Would you do burgers? Would you
grind me up into burgers? Or would you sus kebabs,
lamb chops. Would you do ribs? What would you? I
think I think I would. I would.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I would turn you into taco ma chaco salad, Taco salad.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Peaky, how would you? How would you serve? I would
serve peaky with I'm lying.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I would get your fucking white ash chicken leg and
I would throw it on the girl.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah, peaky. If I was gonna eat Peaky, I would
put I put the jam against sauce all over. And
I was like I would with pineapples. I would screw
your little pineapples and little pieces of Aprica.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
That's sick.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
What a sick bitch. Speaking of sick bitches, we have
some fan call ins and I went on the internet
yesterday last week and I asked them I wanted to
hear juicy summer stories. So let's trans let's transition into
the Oh, hold on, oh, this is like.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
A full song.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Nice okay, barbecue? Yeah at the the baby que I'm
getting hungry? Did I tell you made my own tortillas? No,
I've been watching Mexican ladies on on TikTok. Now I
don't trust No. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to this man.
But if you're a white lady making tortillas on the internet.

(59:12):
I'm not trusting you. I want an old school, legit
Mexican chick that's like that's been making tortillas with their
moms since they were like in the fucking womb, Like
I want authentico. And I found it that. I literally
bought a tub of lard. Now you would say that
you tub a large.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I saw the hard.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Isn't that fat, it's fat, It's like processed animal fat.
But it's like that's what they us got. Well, trust me.
I tried all the recipes, all the boilas told me,
you're not using lard. You ain't, You're not cooking real
Mexican food. They all used the lard for the tortillas,
and so I got I went right to the stores.
I went to the I didn't go there, but I
called the Bronx and I had these ladies from the

(59:51):
Bronx bring my Instacart order. So I have lard and
the you know, and I made I'm making fresh tortillas
because you know what, you have bar tortilla in the
store and it's like it breaks and crumbles. It's not
the same thing when you go to these not fancy.
When you go to these cars and these like fucking
legit places out in Queens and stuff, you get these
tortillas and they like stretch and their their seat through

(01:00:14):
and they're greasy and they're like and they're like chewy
and yeah and stretchy and delicious and melty and like
fucking starving all the stuff. And then you get to
fucking you go to get a tortilla from mission at
the at the at the CV, sorry, at the shop right,
and it's some dry ass, crumbled and flaky, flaky ship.

(01:00:35):
So I made my own. Yeah, it's it's flour lard
and hot water and a little salt, and it's like
they'll do you right, Do you take my lard?

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
That's now I'm gonna have to till suck it out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Okay, back, okay, let's take our first call.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Thank guys. So I just discovered pat. I just wanted
a shirt. A funny story. It's little girls. But last
summer and my boyfriend we wanted to go camping experience
long story shore. We blacked out. We couldn't build a
tenth Our neighbors had to build a tent for us.
I don't know why I decided that was the day

(01:01:13):
I was going to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Eat my mons. That's out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
I'm pretty much at us ass in the tent. We'll
go home over. It was just a crazy experience. When
I go clamping again, Absolutely not, I was next time
And thanks with you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Well wait, so you were blacked out in the woods camping,
probably sweating. It probably smelled like shit and you didn't
even know because you were blacked out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Girls like did she wake up with ship brass?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I don't think so. I just think I'm just proud
of you that you'd let you know when you're in
the wild. I mean literally, it's a heatedistic time. It's
very animalistic. And she I think she was doing with
the land. She was being one with the lens. So, yeah,
asked eating is you know the pilgrims have been eating
ass for many years?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Was he on all four? So I need to know
the position?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
And the tent wasn't built? Were you're eating his ass
picnic table? Like out in the open in front of them,
in front of the squirrels?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Like what where was it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I gotta say though? But asses on the menu. In
the straight community, the girl men are just being letting
it happen, and like they just love it and you
can't deny getting your ass sate and feels amazing, but
it's like you know, straight eyes are too shy to
do it. I'm glad that your man secure enough his
masculinity to get his ass, and I'm glad that you're
a badassit enough to black out. Now I would have
block out an attend to eat ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I think we all show that sounds like a great day.
I would love that, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I'm proud of your sister. I wish I was there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, good job, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Out of.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Hmm, this doesn't thea. I am a medium.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I quit my job those twenty years thinking I'll just
have a million clients and fine, Well it's been cricket.
So I was wondering what suggestions you guys might have
to market myself. My girlfriend and I actually both have
a business together and she wants to start a podcast,
but I'm kind of nervous. Any trip that you guys

(01:03:14):
have for marketing and getting a new clients would be
greatly appreciated.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I love you guys, and I love winter. Always does mudder.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Not in the mud matha. I was asking for advice.
She said, so she's did you hear this the medium
she's a medium? Yeah? Is she gonna do Is she
gonna do a clairvoyance podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Yeah? So for mediums, you quit your job to be
a medium. That is fucking fantastic, and obviously you had
an intuition about it, so that's why you did it.
I so all my medium friends, I feel like it's
always word of mouth, like without even using social media yet,
so it's word of mouth. They do a ton of
group readings, and those group readings, you know, you could charge.

(01:03:56):
I feel like you could get a lot for group meetings,
but you have to start. You gotta start, you know, slow,
start slow, and it'll build up. But it's all about
word of mouth. So doing group readings and then that
group is gonna say, oh my god, we just had
this amazing medium come over, Like you should have her
for her group or for your group and have like
a medium party. So medium parties are a thing and

(01:04:17):
people are obsessed with them. A lot of people will
pay whatever to like just get a reading from a
loved one. So you could do group ones and then
on social media there's a lot of mediums going live
on TikTok and they're making money off of that. Yeah,
there's a ton because it's in like my algorithm because
I watch them too that they just do readings from

(01:04:39):
people commenting, and then you can read people while they're
watching you on a live and then they'll start sending
roses and money to you. So there's a couple options, girl,
but I mean you have to start somewhere. So that
would be my advice to like really get your name
out there with being a medium and yeah you got this,
you got this, bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I think you know what would be great for her
to do is like if she can reach out to
like a a gay guy that has sprays hand only
on the top half that's making jams in his home.
If he and with a dead mother that you can
reach out to and like maybe give him a free reading.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Oh yeah, and then Joe and then he can you know,
get your name out there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah, that'd be great. I mean, I fee only knew someone. Okay,
next color, I'm having fun? Are you guys having fun?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Hi's monkey? Hi Joey. I'm obsessed with you. New so
happy the podcast is back. Love the production. It's a
ton of offense. So I have a story. Last week,
I'm at the bar. I meet this guy. We're like vibing,
we're talking, he buys me a drink, We go back
to his apartment. We start hooking up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
He starts obsessing over my boobs, and I'm like, not
kind of like normal like die of something went nerually
into this and then he's like like I'm gonna come.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I was like, whoa. So that happens, and then he
like keep going by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
He keeps going, and then he starts saying like just
he starts going, just tell me up, Kelly, I'm your
good little boy. I just want to make boy okay.
And I don't do that because like that's you know,
I'm not really the one, like that's not only my thing.
But I'm like I'm still in it. So we're gonna
finish this with Freney Scrimp.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
This souns his great friend.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
So if I keep sing, or is that like signs
of a weird mommy creepy fetish?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Help?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
This is from Kelly Martin. Wait a minute, Oh my god, Okay,
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Okay, First, this sounds fun but like creepy but fun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I think that Yeah, I think I think what's happening
here is he definitely has a little bit of a
fetish and he but he The good thing about that
is he may have a sick little fetish, but the
nice thing is that he chose you like you were
chosen because he feels like you were cool enough, so hot. Yeah,
and so the boob thing, it's he definitely has a
mommy fetish thing because if the boob thing and he
was probably he probably wish you were. He probably wished

(01:07:11):
you were lactating because he wants like nurse on him.
That was like a mommy mama, mama, mama. No, I
hate I think that's I think that's his. It's like
booby mommy thing and then call me a little boy.
So I think I understand where his fetish is coming from.
I don't think I would like you're the chosen one.
And I think that he he knew that you were

(01:07:32):
cool and probably can play the role.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, And I mean, if you're having fun with it,
why not like live live your life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
I don't think he's I don't think I think it's
a funny thing. It's a fun thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I don't think just a weird fetish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah, I don't think it's a creepy thing. I think
he's got good intention. I don't think he's like a
like a axe murderer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
No, some people just have weird fetishes and if you
like it and it's good, why not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
But just when she just even the fact that she
said they went to a bar and then and she
met and then hooked up. I mean, I don't miss that,
but I love the exciting, Like I remember that feeling
and of that fun, free time end in your life
that it was just like so exciting and unexpected. Then
you got you The second you leave the house, you
call your girlfriends immediately and you're like, oh my god,
happen like that. I'm a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
They have to come pick you up, and you're still
in your party outfit, so you're doing the walk shame
out of the building just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I'm not jealous. I'm just excited that you're going through
this time in your life and just enjoy it and
you're gonna find some wild things. I remember I had
to fuck a low for once with a with a
foot fetish guy once, so with a dress socks on.
It was a whole thing. But oh you remember lu
Lumier oh my god, he was French. But I'm excited
for you and I hope you let you finish on

(01:08:43):
your boobs because it would be rude for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Not too Yeah, it's good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I'm glad you confess that because that's that was a
big competion.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I love these.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I have to say these.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
The ones this week were very good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I think it was did a call to action. This
this is what we're talking about, ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Like obviously, yes, like we love the rawnchy ones and
the crazy stories. We just love a good laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
So keep them crusaders, keep them coming, keep them keep
and keep your wife boyfriends coming. And thank you for confessing.
I'm Spooky and I. It's it's time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
It's that time. Now it's time for Spooky and I
to confess something for our copers, for our hard rock
bet confession sessions of the week. We were ready to
confess something. Yes, I'm going to go first. So my
hard rock bet confessions this week is that when I'm
rage cleaning my house, Like I'm usually so such a
stickler about everything and like it with with the home,

(01:09:45):
but I when I'm raged cleaning, I literally don't care
about recycling or anything, or in the city you have.
Recycling is a big thing. You can like find a
lot for it. You have to separate your glass from
your metals, and your paper from your plastics and all
the things that you said braided it together. But literally,
when I'm reached cleaning and like and like, I'll take
a big black garbage bag and I'll just throw everything

(01:10:05):
in there, and it's it's it's a matter of if
it's all I have to do is go an inch
over to the left. But I just sometimes I don't
give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, and I'm
over it. I want that. I want to out of
my house, get it out of here, and I'm purging
and i want it all out. So it's a lot
of time, not not I seldomly do it. But my
hard rock back confession session is that I sometimes like,

(01:10:27):
there's a dig COO came right there. I'm throwing a
right in the black garbage bag. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I think that's very that's universal. I feel like people
have been there. I do have three recycling bins in
my driveway and I try really hard to all the recycling.
The raccoons go in there looking for food, and the
raccoon's really fat. But yeah, sometimes I'm just like no,
and it'll go in the garbage. But like the efforts

(01:10:54):
there and we're trying. You know, some people just don't
recycle at all.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
They don't give a fuck. Well, spooky, what yours?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Okay, So my confession is and then this is probably
so stupid, but this is like huge for me. All
of you know that I'm aorachnophobic. I don't like spiders.
I'm terrified of them. I will kill them in two seconds.
In my bathroom there is a baby daddy long leg
and he's been chillen by my sink for two weeks

(01:11:24):
now and now I feel like he's my pet and
more friends. I So when I first saw him, Giban
is like, Mom, there's a spider in your bathroom. And
I'm like, oh, because Gianni wasn't here to kill it.
My kids won't do it, so I try. I tried
to get like a napkin and like squeeze it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
And went.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
In the corner outside. Don't kill animals. I catch flies
in my house. It's a fucking spider.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
I don't like, I know spiders are good in your
house because they eat the mosquitoes and the bad bugs.
But like, I don't like spiders. I'm terrified of them.
I've been my entire life. But I tried to kill
it and it scurried away, and then I felt bad.
I was like, oh, man, because he like tries to me,
because he was like out in the open. So now
he's just there. So every morning he's right by my sink.
It's a baby daddy long leg. If it jumped on me,

(01:12:08):
I think I would pass away. But I brush my
teeth and we look at each other and I'm like, hi,
like I talked to it, So I have a pet
fucking spider.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Does he sit in the same sink area or does
he like travel around me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
He made he made a little web in the corner
where like I put like my my, my jewelry, my
earrings for the day. So like, if I touch a
spider web, I'm gonna fucking die. But I feel like
I respect his space. He respects my space. I think
he knows I'm scared of him, but he's like being nice.
So yeah, that spider has been there for two weeks,

(01:12:43):
and my cleaning ladies came so This is when I
know I like him. My cleaning ladies came and I
went to go check the spider and he wasn't there,
and I'm like, they killed him, they know my friend,
And then he can't. He scurried back out, so that,
oh my god, you survive the cleaning ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
If he ever gets mad at him, you can feed
him to that lizard down stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Oh my lizard. No, I couldn't. I feel like I'm
just I'm so empathic that I just I'm keeping every
fucking animal that I see.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I guess, well, well I have the Hi. My name
is Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
I'm a rachnophobic and I have a pet, Daddy long Leg.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
And now a word from our sponsors. Today's show is
brought to you by a new presenting sponsor, hard Rock Bet.
So my mom's in New Jersey. You know, there's so
many casino apps out there, I can get confusing. That's
why we love hard Rock Bet. It's top rated with
thousands of five star reviews, and it makes playing super easy.
The hard Rock Bet casino app has thousands of slots,
plus all your favorite games on the casino floor, and
your favorite games even have jackpots. You can only win

(01:13:45):
on hard Rock Bet. So just last month, Deborestam playing
field in New Jersey won a one point nine million
dollar jackpot and she only to spend a dollar twenty
I'm not kidding. Every spin has jackpop potential. And here's
what I really appreciate from hard rock Bet. There's no
nonsense to whenny sign up. What you see is what
you get if you don't, I mean your first twenty
four hours. After signing up, you get up to one
thousand dollars back in casino bonus to play again, Plus
you get five hundred bonus spins for cash eruption paid

(01:14:07):
in cash. The hard Rock Back Casino app is not
just a Jersey thing, It's also live in Michigan. So
download the hard rock Bet app and make your first
deposit today. And here are the terms and conditions offered
by a seminal hard Rock Digital LLC. All rewards issue
or non withdrawable site credits ten dollars plus required for
five hundred dollars bonus spins for cash eruption only up
to one thousand dollars back in casino bonus if player

(01:14:27):
has net loss on thoughts after the first twenty four
hours casino bonus credit has one time. The wager requirements
must be twenty one plus and present in Michigan or
New Jersey to play gambling problem called one hundred Gambler.
And back to the show. Well, this has been lovely,

(01:14:50):
This has been lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I have to go check on my spider and my
lizard and my fish and my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I have to go take active shots of my jams
and go eat sa to go eat woods in the
woods in the tent, and I have to and drink.
Have to eat my gammaganzits and cook my mother, cook
my dead mother on the grill. We love you girls,
Thank you for joining us. Make sure to follow us
on all socials. Make sure to books on Cameo. Make
sure to go to the store, the Snookie Shop in Huntington,

(01:15:16):
Long Island this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Is that where it happened?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Oh where you're going, No more shore, no more store.
Well it already happened. Oh, and have the best Fourth
of July weekend. Say congratulations to America.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
And go get drunk, Go day drink. Let you all
a good night to Fourth of July, and cress it's
happening with

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Snookie and Joey

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

The Bobby Bones Show

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Snooki & Joey DISH on JWOWW’s surprise wedding, Meta glasses & Nancy Guthrie

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

The Bobby Bones Show

All Episodes

Snooki & Joey DISH on JWOWW’s surprise wedding, Meta glasses & Nancy Guthrie

Stuff You Should Know