Snooki & Joey on life BEFORE social media, 2000s MTV shows, post-surgery self-care | It’s Happening - It's Happening with Snooki & Joey

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
And it's happening with Zokie and Joey.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Wait, Nicole, can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you did your lights turn off? Your lights finally
turned off, didn't I?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I the lights got cut off, and I'm I'm using
this can of soup the string I had I have.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do you have the other side of the can?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I mean, I feel like, do you want to just
like move in? Do you want to move into the basement?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
For now, I'm trying to sell these stools beforehand.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
This is I want to say, the Crusaders, this is
all your fault because no one will buy my fucking
stools or the jam. I gotta sit like Ebenezer and
Ebenezer screwged. Well, the jam sold out, but I just
realized that's good.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You said no one was buying the jam.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You liar, Well, they bought them, but I didn't realize
how how low my percentage was.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is the cut?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So I I'm gonna have to be living the jam jar,
But I just want to say thank you all for
not buying the chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Now look at me, well, it looks it looks it
looks very cozy.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Though, wait, do I look like hocus Pocus?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's very halloweeny and Christmas vibes like I kind of
love it. It's too bright over here. Turn it off.
I'm not gonna pay my bill. I'm not gonna pay
my bills anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, since we're here ready, I've been trying to do
manifestations all week long, but their backfires.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's retrograde, still going on.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Just stopped it, just stopped this week or last week,
this week and a weekend. It's over. Retrograde. It's over.
It's over, and it's done with.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh thank god.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, since we have the uned, the candle going my
only source of light, can we do?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Should we do a little manifestation before we Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean I manifest every single morning, so I feel
like this is all you. Let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, I'm putting it to the I have to act
like I already have it. I have electricity. I have
more electricity than I can ever use in one lifetime.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I have.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Monday, my cell phone will turn on for the entire year.
I have Netflix account that has not been deswepted. My
my Amex card is back on and I can use it.
What else are you manifesting? He is able to eat
this week.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
And you're manifesting a career that keeps growing and is
blessing you with many things.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Abundance. I want abundance. I want jobs.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I want I want my own collaborate collaboration with Chloe
Kardashian's popcorn brand, so random, you know. I want Peaky
to get into a good school. Yes, I want these
fucking chairs sold. I want someone to buy these.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Someone by the goddamn chairs. If I buys the chairs,
we promise you that we will take you out to
a nice, fancy dinner in the city. Okay, girl, Well
they have to sit on the chair because you have
to bring the chair.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, at this point, I'm gonna try to get them
into the Smithsonian or maybe it make it. Maybe maybe
they're gon become a family heirloom. Maybe we can bring
them on the road with us and everyone on the stage.
Oh my god, no call when we start do live shows.
It's me and you know, on the stool, another stool. Yes,
I'm gonna need to store them in your base. I'm
gonna need to store them in your basement. Okay, dear, okay,
my life is in your hands. Universe, Mother Nature, Mother Goose,

(03:26):
and mother, May I please bless.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Us Universe give him something.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Let's say one my last prayer. Ala Cabou aleka bee.
Mama turned these lights onto.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh my God, and she has electric. It's electric.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Our manifestation worked.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
See there you go. Look wait, speaking of our dogs,
do you do you see how dramatic Rocky is here?
If you guys are listening in your cars, do you
have to go on our YouTube and watch the video.
Rocky just got back from the vet and he had
like an ear infection show. We were just checking out
on the ear infection and they were like, oh, like,
do you want to just get all the shots done

(04:12):
so you don't have to come back in the summer.
And I'm like, yeah, just do it all. He got
three shots and he got blood drawn. Drama, drama, and
look he's got a green bandage. So I'm gonna take
the bandage.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
How much they take it, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
But he's acting like he's freaking dying, like, bitch, I'm
the one with cancer here, Calm down.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
He's trying to see he.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Really is because he knows like I'm going under soon.
So he's like, oh, I have to be like mommy,
but are you okay, Yeah, so that that was that
was my day today basically just like dealing with his
ear infection and then bringing him to the to the vet.
Not even like thinking about my own human kids. I'm

(04:55):
just like worried about this guy. But he's fine. How's
my Peaky doing?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Peaky's fine. I need to pull a scam like that
for it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did you know that you have to get your dogs
fucking vaccinated rabies more than once? Like I got it
done when he was a baby, and I thought that,
I thought you only get one time in life, like
the mutles fucking thing. I need to get to fucking
get the raby shot every five minutes, every every day.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, I went, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I go to the I go to this bar, the salon,
the nice Stepanese slam by my house. But the price,
you know, they raised the price thirty dollars, so it's
like now it's like one hundred thirty dollars to get
the to get to get him groomed, which is you know,
it's not you know, it's not that crazy, but you know,
but in my condition, I have to manifest for that first.
So I tried to go to the pet co where
it's only sixty or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You're you're, you're, you're you went to beauty school, though,
can't you just watch a YouTube video of grooming a
freaking dog. I'm sure you can do it in second.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, it's a one hundred percent I couldn't. I can
do it, but he will not let me.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
He ref freaks the fuck pral So you can like
calm him down a little bet.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, I might have to get to put him under
under local anesthesia.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, it saves so much money.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
So I went there and they refused to cut my
hair dog's hair because this thing was expired like six
months or something. I like as like every his be
done every two years. Said, he's not even two years old.
I said, how was it not every two years? And
I was like, I'm not going to fight this bitch
in the pet cub because someone over.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, pet Co and Pittsmart, They're like they have to
like go crazy like that, because remember when I went
to Florida, he didn't have one of his shots because
he's only three and you get it like like three
and a half or whatever. And I was like, oh,
he didn't get that yet. He's not of age. They're like, well,
he needs it before he stays here, So I had
to go to a random vet and get it for
him because he could he couldn't stay there. So they're

(06:42):
very strict with the vaccines.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
So they were like like carding me, like I was
trying to buy fucking a firearm to get my fucking dogs.
A little, a little, a little, a little Washington the
other drama. So he so, yeah, I have to I
have to either, you know why, I bet you chat
should be he can make me a fake vexation.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm all about that. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, now they're gonna know.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I doubt Paco are crusaders.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Do you think Patka wants to do a brand deal
with me and Peaky?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I gotta imagine, See, this is just as manifestations. Let's
say it. You're you're gonna do. Yeah, you're gonna do
a nice brand deal with you and your doggie. Does
he have his own Instagram page?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah he does, but I can be I can bably
post on my own Instagram page level one his, but
he has what's called peak camassity.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, a lot of dog pages that get famous. They
make a ton of money by posting dog things like
Peaky could definitely do that and then obviously, like you're
saving up for his college or whatever, but like Dak could.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Pay her bills, right, do you think that though, like
you know how have to like you know how like
woke parents like they have like they don't they won't
like put a picture of their kid online because they
couldn't consent to it. Oh my god, yes, do you
think that he'll sue me? Like he'll like, he'll find
some he'll have his own chat. I'll get like no sued.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
From the door.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I feel like he wants to be famous. He wants
to be in the spotlight.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He needs to let my mama, let me the Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You gotta whore them out. You gotta be a mamager
like all these other pet owners are doing. They make bank.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Did you ever think about expanding the Spooky Shop into
having a little section for dog clothes. I can curate it,
I can buy, I can buy all. I can order
all the things for you. And you can sell dog
little shoes, dog slippers, oh my god, dog slippers.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
At the Spooky Shop.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You can sell Leopard dog collars, Ryanstone dog collars, little sun,
little wigs and sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I think.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Nicole could have her little kids her like her what
is it called missus her juniors Juniors.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'll handle the canine department.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, so I have a full binder on my desk
right here. Actually, and I ended up I wanted to
do you dog plushies like the dog like squeaky toys.
I wanted to do that for last Christmas, but I
ended up not doing it. But like, those are so
many ideas that I have, Like Giovanna wants her own
section in the store. She already has her squashies. Yeah,
and like, yeah, we could do so many things for doggies.

(09:16):
So it's all in the it's all my planning. I
just I have to I have to stay alive first
and then I'm gonna tackle everything.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, well that's amazing. Wait so wait, so what's say?
Wait your surgeries this week?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
The surgery is happening soon, you guys. And yeah, so
I'm I'm just preparing this weekend. I went down the
shore and I was just like, you know what, I'm
gonna have fun and enjoying myself because you know, I'm
gonna be bedridden and like trying to you know, just
like recover. So let me just have one last hurrah,
and I did. I drank some surf sides, we went

(09:53):
on the boat. It was Flochlla this weekend down the
shore and Tom Server. So it's basically tell everyone with
the chella is when everybody goes to TICS. It's like
this big area where everyone just stops their boat and
then you can like stand in the water and just
like party or whatever. So yeah, just a ton of
boats go there from like the morning till night. There's
like pizza boats and everything. So you just stay there

(10:16):
and you just hang out. But we didn't. We're too
old for that shit. I mean, I have little kids
and stuff. So we ended up just driving by we
like cruise to like see it. But yeah, we went
in the boat and we we went out to lunch
on the water. So it was a nice weekend. I
was like, I'm going to joy myself and I did.
So now this weekend I'm just prepping and you know,

(10:37):
I did a video telling everyone about how I'm getting
my hysterectomy, Like what do I need because you know,
Mama can't take pain and I need things that are
gonna help me to not feel pain and like recover
like the most comfortable way that I can. So I
ended up Amazon and what people recommended. So would you
like to see what they told me to get? So Amazon,

(11:00):
and I think I have a couple more things. But
everyone's talking about like being constipated and having so much
gas that it hurts, and I always feel that way
after Well, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I look at her. So they took.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
They told me to get gas acts. So I got.
I got gas as. Oh, this is just like what
people told me about. I got gas as. What else
did I get? Sorry, Rocky? They told me to get
the the mirror made a fast Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Do you know Mera Relax set me that whole be
juicy dazzled stuff. When I was talking about them, They'll
send you a bucket, they crystallized me.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Relax has no lex has no idea that my son
uses my relax like every week because he's always constipated.
So my Relax and me are very tight in my household.
So I did that. Oh yeah, that's so cute.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
No, yeah, I've been using MiraLax for years now. Cools,
did you just say this?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I said, Collase, that's what your chilli getting.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Says general effective reliefs constipation, cramp and okay, so it
just helps. It's so it's a soul softener, Okay, cool,
you know. Yeah, because when I got my what's it
called when I when I did my first surgery, I
I didn't poop for like four fucking days. And you
guys know, guys, I'm a pooper. I love pooping. I

(12:30):
poop once a day. If I feel lucky, I could
poop twice a day. And I just love getting everything out.
And the fact that I haven't I didn't poop for
four to five days was blasphemy. I didn't know what
to do. I felt disgusting. So that, yeah, so I
got that all for like constipation and gas and everything.
And then they told me to get this abdominal binder.

(12:51):
So it's gonna help with my my my, my incision.
And everyone's asking like, why aren't you doing it laposcopically
or however you say it. And I talked to my
doctor and he said, even though a lot of people
do get their hysterectomies like that, the cancer that I have,
he wants to make sure he gets everything out because

(13:11):
doing it that way he might not get everything and
it's like a nine percent chance that I'll still there'll
be a little they'll be a little yeah, a little
crumb still. So he was like, we have to do
it the sea section way. So I was like, Okay,
any mom, has I got sea sections or got the
hysterectomy with that cut, because I'm fucking freaking out about it,
tell me what to do. So they told me to
get this band, so I got this one, and then

(13:35):
they told me.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
To get.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
They told me to get a weighted heating pad. So
when I'm like relaxing recovering, this really helps. So I
got a weighted here, So.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I that's that's that sounds amazing. It's just on its
own outside. You put that on your snob and turn
on the new focus Focus excited.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
So I'm so excited for the heating pad and I'm
gonna use it like always. But yeah, this is just
like stuff that people told me to get while I recover.
And they're like, don't even try to like walk and
like do things because even though like you know, you're
gonna be on the pain meds and you might feel
okay to like move and stuff, don't push it because
you're gonna fuck it up. So I'm like fine, So
I definitely have to like just be recovering and like

(14:17):
lazy for the first week and then I could start moving.
But yeah, I just want to make sure like I'm good.
So I need a lot of things. I need shows
to binge, I need, I need recommendations on maybe some
documentaries that I need to like catch up on. Like
I'm not gonna lie. I'm very excited to just relax
for a little bit because I've been so busy with

(14:38):
traveling and working my ass off that I'm actually really
excited to just chill for a little bit. But I
just don't want to feel the pain. So any crusaders
out there that has gotten this and I didn't get
something that really helped you stand off in the comments
because mama doesn't want to die. I don't want to
feel pain.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well that's I'm so glad you do that, Hale.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Another thing is people think, but when you don't think
about when you're get serge, like everyone just thinks it's
the scar or the incision that's what hurts. But that's
just that's the smallest part of their cut. They're having
physically cutting organs out of your body.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
No, literally, So like, I don't know how this is
gonna feel. I never got like something taken out of
me before. So it's like, is it gonna feel weird
in there? Like is there gonna be space? Like if
I if I start running again? Like is everything gonna move?
I'm so confused on how this works. I just don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I wonder how much weight you're gonna lose? Oh, how
much is a uterus?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like an ounce, not even.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Sixty grams.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lose a pound, but what a
lot of comments are saying that, you know, it was
like very hard for them to like eat, and they
were constipated that a lot of women lost like ten
pounds in the first week. I'll take that. Yeah, I'll
take that.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Wait, did you prepare everyone on the home front that
you're gonna that you're gonna be dramatic and not being
able to do anything?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like did you get a bell?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Sosistic can start bringing you like a little lattes and
things in the bed and Giohanny can like and stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, so I got a bell, But I'm gonna have
my mom stay because it's the weekend and I feel
like you know if the kids are here, like Angel's
gonna want me to pick them up, and like, because
he's such a mom a's boy that I'm just like Giohanny,
take the kids go down the shore. My mom is
gonna like nurse me. So yeah, I got a bell
from my mom, mommy, and yeah, Gihanny knows I'm gonna

(16:27):
milk this a little bit. But anger.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'd get an air horn for like the fishing department.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
We I have to go to the Nike Fashion Show. Well,
so I have the Nike show I have to go
to and Giovanna is cheering at So the Nike Show,
like they ask our kids to walk like every single year,
and she couldn't walk this year because she had cheer.
But now the Nike show is working with CJA and
they're having Giovanna's team Major five perform at the fashion show.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
So now we have to go.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
So when is it Thursday? Well?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
So are you gonna who's walking the fashionhow just to see?
Or is your other kids walking too?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Is Rocky rocking?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
No? Usually they walk every single year, but Giovanna couldn't
because she has cheer. But now that they're they're doing
they're doing. Their theme is like back to school cheerleading.
So they asked Givanna's team to go to the fashion
show and perform and do a little routine. So Giovanna
is going to be there, like showing off her cheer skill.
So I will be there.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh, how exciting. Where is it in the city. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So she just got back from practice and I was like, girl,
how was it because I don't I really don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
When is that fashion show back in September?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
No, it's this Thursday. Oh, Thursday, Mida.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
How exciting.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
So I spent the weekend at the beach I found
on the side of the road near my house. Now,
I also if everyone's wondering how I got there, there's
a speculation online.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
But you know, I want to I want to just
come forward with it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I want to say thank you to Gianny Lavelle because
he gave me one of his bikes. Chose it, you know,
John Johnny Josevell. He he has a he has a
bevy of motorbikes. And I know what I was getting
myself into. I thought it was getting one of like
like a city bike in New York City. You like

(18:25):
wrench one like from the little side of the road
and then you can ride it and has it helps
you pedal. I thought that's what I was getting. I
got a fucking full on hog. It's like a Harley
Davidson motor hog. It goes fifty miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
It's a dirt but but what so like you can
actually use it to work out, and you can turn
it to like a mountain bike, so you can use
the gears or if like you're tired, bitch and you
don't feel like peddling, you just go Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
So I want to say thank you. It's my and
I eat bike co from Gioanny Leavell. He's he's selling
them in the Greater New York areas. I wish no,
he was nice, not nice, have to give me his
bike and I am going all around the city with it.
I put it goes so fast because it's dual motors.
It has all this these belts and whistles.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm just learning all about.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I got a horn install this week because people are
cutting you off and I was like, I was just screaming, hey,
get out of the way, like I was screaming at them.
So I had to get the horn installed in the
little light. Yeah, I'm slowly becoming part of the e
bike community in the city. All the delivery guys.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
There's a huge community. Oh my god, and they all
go these bike Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Do they look at your bike and you're like, wow,
sick bike man, stick run.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm afraid I'm gonna get because everyone else has like
a shitty one. Mine's like the top of the mine's
basically a BMW of No.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Literally, they're going to steal it from you. And Gianni
Giohanny always gets the best bikes. And I feel like
your bike almost goes like forty miles an hour. It does.
That's a fishing bike. I gave you his fishing bike.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, I took it on the open road because I
was going to Central Park the other day and I
had to go through the Transverse, which is like it's
like basically this like the street that goes like all
the way through Central Park. It's like one long fucking street.
I opened I opened the thing up, the heavy engine.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I was saying, way Peaky was frightened for his life.
He knows who's.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well, I don't have a basket for him me because
I have to wait until I can afford it. But
e bike Coe, there's all these accessories you can get
for it. I can get like a rack for the
back where I can put like all my stuff and
put peaking in there. I can get like I could
get blinkers and like like question, no I haven't.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm surprised you didn't try to do an influencer scam.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh yeah, E bike Co, it's right behind. I can
show you all want to. I can pull back the
curtain and show it to you. But I was like,
you know, and Billy was in soho this uh just
the other day, and I was like, he's like, so
I was. I put trap peaky and I zipped out
and met him, and I was like, you know, I'm
gonna go with groceries and I zipped past Born on it.

(20:52):
I'm just going all of the city. And I could
not be more grateful. That's the only thing going right
in my life is that I'm a I'm a motorbiker.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I knew. I knew once you got like something positive
in your life that's gonna help you and you need
it and wanted it can only go up from here.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So well, yeah, exactly. So I'm learning how to work
with it in live real life. Because it's heavy. It's
like it's like one hundred pounds. I think the bike.
Oh yeah, then I have like such a it's like
dragging a dead body around with me.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
So I had to go.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I had to buy a lock. I get to get
this lock shit to really lock it up. Otherwise everyone
can just just clip the lock. And so I have
been getting used to getting in the elevator and like
where to park it, and like how to dismount it.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I'm just a bike queen. Go to bike queen dot
com right now for more information about my journey.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Wait, so you have to wear a helmet? Is that required?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I think if you're going over, if you're really opening
it up and then you're using it as a dirt bike. Yes,
I would not go forty miles an hour on it
without a helmet. I'm only going like fifteen miles an
hour around the streets and hat.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So I don't have it.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's just one more thing to carry, and it's nowhere
to put it. So, and I also said, I also thought, maybe.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Can I tell you something sick? No, not that, not
that sick.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm like I'm like saying like if something like like
maybe like something if like a natural disaster or physical
thing happened to me where I was like I was
like in the hospital in a coma for like a
little bit, that that would be like an excuse like
everything to start fresh and like, oh well I'll wake
upon have to worry about all the bills and the
and everything's caving in on me. Like I was like,
maybe that's an easy way out, just to like just

(22:26):
to be in a hospital bed on the government insurance.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
For oh yeah, you mean like you mean like crash
little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, just to like so like they could just take
my apartment and take everything I have and just like
let me go to bed for like six two months
in a coma and then I'll wake up. I could
just like be like start doing brand deals with like
a like the hospital things.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
So I'm not wearing a helmet for that reason, just
in case, in case that's what God's plan is for me.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh goodbye, But so I be.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So I been, and of court, I can't everyone in
the fighting places, but unfortunately it's not in the cartsom
me right now to get anywhere else unless it's on
my e bike. If I can't get there with a
full charge forty miles an hour on my e bike
with peaky strap.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
To me, I ain't going. I ain't going. Can I
bring that to the Holland Tunnel? Do you think my
cross state lines.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
With my I think like you could go over the
bridge and make it to Jersey the bridge.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I could do what George Washington. So I was looking
for local things peak and I stumbled across this beach
on the Western Highway. It's the Gansa Warp Peninsula Beach.
It's just a tiny little patch of sand on the
side of the road, and there's chairs, free, chairs, all free.
There's a bathroom right there. The ocean's there. I mean,

(23:42):
you can't go in the ocean. I put my feet into, you.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Know, just the oceans river. No, it's the hot sever body.
I know.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
For me, it was, and my financial situation is it's
pretty much for me.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
So I was.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I sit in a little chair, or you can put
your blanket down. There's a water filling station, which is perfect.
So after you after you've suck this down, I have
ice in here. I fill the water up.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I tested the waters first by myself, and then I
brought Peaking.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
The next day, Peaking got all he jumped out of
his stroller and he's there's all these geese around.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
He went ape ship. He was I couldn't catch him.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
He was running around the entire island fucking like an animal,
chasing these geese and they're flying and everyone's screaming and
taking pictures. The best time, and every everyone heard me
say his name, so that people are screaming, Peako Pico.
He's going this way and he's he's having the best time.
And then all the ducks ran into the water and
he chased them.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Into the water like.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
That was the first time at the beach though, right
as he's never been to a beach, such a great day.
It's not the ocean You're you're giving You're bringing him
on vacations and little does he know, it's it's right
in the city.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
So I've been doing that and I've been I like it.
And then Central Park I went. I rode my hog
into Central Park the other day.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
He staying a hog blanket out because says my hog
and he's not talking about a bike.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, so he.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
So Peky never went to Central Park where you put
me at a picnic Billy came and met.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Us, and he brought us snacks. And I've been doing
a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
You know, you got in my own backyard. But yeah,
because it's I realized I haven't left Manhattan, the island
of Manhattan. Actually I went to Brooklyn a couple of times,
but I haven't left the New York Supergoop is a
Supergoop is a since December.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
That's crazy, went anywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Because I remember at one point in your life you
would you were you were a travel Yeah, you were.
You were enjoying the world. You can still go to Paris,
and anyone has.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I know, you literally get to go to Paris.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I know you gave me the money.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
That's what I'm saying. It's basically just like a free flight.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
But once I get there, I'm gonna have to I'm
gonna have to beg at the Eiffel Tower. Oh yes,
get a croissaurant or across. Bag it off the ground.
I can't do anything wrong there. It expires, so I
have got to get my ship together. That expires in
twenty twenty seven, so it was only for two years. Really,
I was gonna be able to.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Make it back.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
You got time to time.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Hopefully. Yeah, if there's any if there's any talent agencies
in Paris to hire me, let me know.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Maybe maybe you could do a brand deal over there,
like like a brand trip or.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Any agents, agents or managers that would like to represent
me and get me brand deals.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'll give you. I'll give you ten.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Please reach out reach out to Peaky at hog dot
com for more information. I have a skirtstick marrining right
now anyway, Star. Yeah, I'm a beach queen. I'm a
beach queen. I am a bike queen and and that's
and that's all through.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I love that for you. You're like, your legs are
very tan. I've been how do you keep up with
your foundation?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
How do you how much? How many foundations yet to buy?
You're like you can change your color, your skin color
like a chameleon. It's just I first seventeen different colors.
Thank god, I have that big bag of makeup in
every little fortunes.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know, I don't really tan my face because then
I would have to have all these shades, because I
could be like Chile and white, or I could be
like Chile and like really dark brown, like chocolate. So
I don't like to tan my face because then I
need all these foundations. And I've been using that SPF
that you told me to get that literally the goople. Yes,
oh my god, it's so good, super good Beyond. It's

(27:38):
on right now.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm telling you right now, it's right now. It's Supergop.
Are you watching? I need a brand so good. Supergoop
is a forty It's it's his face sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's has SPF forty in it, but it's like making
its sinted, so they have like all different colors. There's
like a sun tanned one. You put it on, you
don't eat foundation. It gives a glow, It gets your sunscreen,
it gives you a little covering. It makes you look
hydrated like you just had a facial I'm the super
uh uh. It's a super Goop gloves screen. I think
it's called it has a little tint to it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, So I've been I've been using that, like you
know what, I'm laying out or like going on the boat,
just to put something on my face because I don't
want my face to get as dark as like my
whole body, because then it's just gonna be a nightmare
with the foundations, but I got so do you see
how red I am?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Can you tell? Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, like, look that's my real skin color. I'm look
how dark I got?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Do you put lotion on? Because I got sunburn the
other day?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
So I do use my snooky Channing Okay, So I
use that and it does have a little SPF in it,
so I'm like not like totally getting burned, but yeah,
I put that on and I literally lay out for
like an hour and a half and I'm and I'm
nice and golden.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
So wait, so Nicole, you are brons got bronze gott
do you put SPF on, like SPF thirty and then
your skin just turns that bronze?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I will I would turn bright red.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I feel like any any type of SPF I put on,
even if it's like the strongest one, I'll still get tanned.
Because I'm Chilena. I'm Selena's. I love Selena.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Does she have a new show coming out? Why do I?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, I feel like something's going on with Selena's.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, maybe I don't know. I've been seeing something online.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
She's all over my child.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I need some new shows as well. Do you know
the severance is just starting to film seasons, you know
what it's like.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
So that means it's not means it's not going to
be out for another year. And I don't have like
a I don't have a great memory, Like I feel
like I'm gonna have dementia or Alzheimer's. Like it's not
gonna be great. So the fact that like I have
to binge all these shows and I'm so into it,
and then I have to wait two years. I forgot
what then happened last season, then I have to rewatch it,
and I just don't have time for all that. So

(29:50):
it's these shows got to get those ships together, like
come on, and I'm sure, and I'm sure everybody wants
to work. Everybody, you know, they want to make money,
they want to work, So why are we not pushed.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's ridiculous that set shows that that green light for
season two takes so long, people lose interest. You got
to strike when the iron's hot. I am at this
point severance. We I want to I want to severate
myself from from your from your from your company. It's
like it's like I don't no one wants to wait
that long. That's my number one. Number two is when
you do have a show, don't fucking promote it like heavily,

(30:23):
like six months beforehand, because every day I get excited,
I want to watch it. It still says coming out August,
another week, another fucking month. Don't fucking show me. If
I can't watch it, I can't stand it. I had
to go off on a Ryan Murphy thing. You're promoting
it again. It's that it's not two more fucking weeks.
Don't put it out until it's ready to press the press.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Plays are we talking about? No, I'm not talking about
that one. It's a new one.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's about I don't know what's about. It's like some
gay gay like murder show or so I don't know
what's about, but don't put it. Yeah, I love one
Ryan Murphy. So I don't put all heavily on the
thing unless I can press the button and watch it.
And you know who else can fuck off Netflix that
I don't have right now because they turn it off
on me. Netflix when they say when you're turn the

(31:10):
TV on and then all of a sudden, all these
juicy things pop up as soon as you turn the
screen on and this' and then you try to go
watch it and it says, oh no, that was coming soon.
Don't fucking show me that. I'm excited to watch it.
See I get so excited and then there's nothing to watch.
They get who the psychology on that is so fucked
that you completely turn it on. You're gonna want to
watch the first thing you see. Something's juicy, You're gonna

(31:31):
want to watch it right away. Say everything else you
watch after that. In that session, you're you're just disappointed
in and you're having the worst interface experience user experience
in your life because you just got fucking excited about
something that you can't watch. Netflix, get your shit together
and give me a fucking freak free pass for naming
for naming your channel on my podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I feel like it's bingers. We want we don't have patience.
We want to watch it right now, so like the
coming attractions or like coming soon. I don't care, don't
tell me. I just want to open it and say
new il flicks to Then I could be like, oh
my god, and then I can binge it. I don't Yeah,
I don't like to be teased with.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Shots, like going to a restaurant, going to a restaurant,
sitting on having a menu and being starving and like
and saying and think and then they say, oh, you
can't have this until you come back in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You can have it when you come don't fucking ah,
I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Did you think do you think Crusaders are thinking about
like when we when we had when we had announced
that our new show was coming and it took two
months for it to come.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Oh yeah, they're probably like, bitch, you did the same
ship to us. Well, we were perfecting it. We were
we were doing this great set for you guys.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
So we are stands up. Yeah, this took me a
billy hours to put up.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Do you think people do you think people know that
we're in our own homes, so they think that we're
in a real studio.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
You know a lot of people are like, wait, you
enjoy aren't in the same spot, And I'm like no,
And they thought we were like together, that's.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
A wizard behind the curtain and that's and that's.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Literally how you wanted our new show to base.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
So we are full and everybody, well, it's Hollywood. It's
it's it's Hollywood, baby. Speaking of Hollywood and famous people.
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I don't know when to alert this and alert the
authorities if this is becoming a stalking thing. But Gypsy
Rose is obsessed with my life and she's coming for
me every day.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Bitch, you're obsessed with her though, So it's mutual.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
The feelings. I love you, girl.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So we had some We had a lot, a lot
of touchdown this this past couple of months. First of all,
we both had the same haircut. She took her wig
off and she revealed we had the same haircut on
numerous occasions. Look on my instagram. The first we had
a little side swept bang. We had a pixie cut
in the dark brown, can't down. That's our hair was growing.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I was going to Ready Hazon, getting getting a customed
color done five.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Next thing, you know, side by second Paris, and she's
getting she's getting a bronding highlight, a broond brown and
blonde together.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
That's what I have.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I did a side by second parison and she was
wearing a blue a blue tank top, the same exact
blue tank tup I had on.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
It. Doesn't you imagine she's well?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Then she and then she, she replied, She commented on
the video the picture of my of me and her
with our bronding highlights, saying twinning the calls from the
calls coming from within the house. Then she just posted
on her story going to school to start my makeup career.
She's trying to become a makeup artist now.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
A celebrity makeup artist. Maybe that's why she DMS did like,
do you want to do a podcast together?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Well, we are, we're, we're, we've we've been in talks
at our new channel to start guests, but we're we're,
we're doing it. We're not going to tease it because
we don't want to teach you. When we start guests,
you have to be something very specific. We don't want
to sit here for hours.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
No one likes that.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
First of all, me to call a stranger in our
house for that long. Second, all the Crusaders hate when
we have have guests on It takes too much time.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
So on me and Nicole, you have guests.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
If and when we do have guests, we're gonna make
it so it's gonna be fun and enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
For all parties.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, all parties, and we're gonna we're gonna make it
fun and quick and like all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
So I would love to have Gypsy Ros as our
first guest. People are talking to her. I think our
people are talking to her people. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
I'll go straight to the horse's mouth, Gypsy. I know
you're watching, girl.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
If this clip reached your, if this clip reached you,
we're talking to you, Gypsy Marie Rose.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
We want you to be our our first guest over here,
our premier guest.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I could teach your makeup. We can talk, we can
compare our bronzing highlights. We can fly out to you.
You can fly to us.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I could tell you.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't know where she lives. I think she resides
in New Orleans, Louisiana. I think she's Louisiana or Canceling.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I think there's a Titianic museum there. So we can
like go and do all the things.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Can I take my my motorbike there? Or no, I'll
I'll have to meet you there.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
No, I'll fly first class and you can drive your
bike there.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'll tie my bike onto the back of the plane,
shot with a jump rope.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Me.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Gypsy, We're talking to your girl. We would love to
have you as our premier podcast the cities. That's what
we call our fans have been, haven't We've been following
your story. Since I've been following your story, I think
I'm the reason that that that Hulu Jesus show even happened,
because I was talking about and idolizing you, and I
knew what a bad bitch you were. Since I knew
about your story, I've loved your You knew you were

(36:37):
a star from the beginning. You always wanted to be
a start. You remind me so much of myself. And
that and the fact that you always knew that you
were a showgirl. You the the trying on the wigs
and the outfits and the alter egos and all the
things you've done. I was playing dress up in house
all those years, all years ago. Now lookus, we're two
bronzing bad bitches.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Go be with her then, Honestly, I just I'm trying
to entice her. Nicole, Are you a Are you confessing
your love for her?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Gypsy? The balls in your court? Mama?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Wait, Nicole, imagine we had the internet. Nicole, imagine we
had the internet when we were wilding out millennials like
going to the bars every every night of the week.
No just slam slamming, n slamming ron ron juice and
smoking weed in the back of Hanta City.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I mean, my whole college life was on Jersey Shore,
So I'm talking about more like high school, like freshman
year to senior year. Like thank God that we didn't
have all these fucking phones and ring cameras everywhere. I mean,
oh my god, I feel like we would all be
in jail. It'd be terrible.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, we didn't have the internet.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I think we even had the Internet at this point,
and we did, but you couldn't like you could you
couldn't record yourself.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
It was like Facebook. It was Facebook, but it was
like a digital camera that you had to like upload
into your computer or you were like you know, doing
the disposable cameras and then you had to bring them
to cvs. Then you get the pictures the next day
and then you take a picture, you try and upload
that to your Facebook and Facebook like literally like you

(38:12):
had to be in a college to be on Facebook.
Like now it's just like it was called the sow.
Now it's you know, like my parents on there like talking.
But back in the day, like you had to be
going to a college to have a Facebook account.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
What kind of things do you think that if we
have the Internet back then, Like, do you think they'd
be doing Get Ready with Me Is with Withian Physicians,
Formula Bronzers.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Oh my god, No, I think we would. I think
I would be doing Yeah, I would be doing that,
but I would also be doing like how to get
Drunk in twenty minutes with Power Hour, Like like we'd
be like we're getting ready and we're on.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
The floor tutorial tutorials.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yes, But speaking of all of this, did you know
that my Space is coming back?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Did they justin timber like bought my sace like it
wasn't he trying to make it like a music thing,
like no month like years ago, like ten or fifteen
years ago. I think justin timber Like invested Google it
had think he invested in MySpace and they were trying
to make it a big music da or they tried
to revive it and they had like an office and
people were going to it.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
What so, how is my says gonna be different? What
is my six gonna even be?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
That?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It wouldn't be an app? Was my Space and website?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
No? Yeah, it was a website and that was basically
that was like our Instagram, where like you would make
your own profile, you have your top eight friends. You
would meet people online and then like you like I
met a lot of my Jersey friends on MySpace because
like we all have the same interest and everything. So
it was basically like our TikTok our Instagram, and that's

(39:49):
how we made all of our friends. But they're saying
that social media is like so crazy right now and
everyone's just like on it all the time and obsessed
with it. They were like, we need to bring MySpace back,
but like I don't know, make it bigger and better.
I don't know, but I saw an article and they
said my Space is making a comeback with the top eight.
Do you remember top eight and you had to have
all your.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Friends I held one hundred percent, and then you would
add like if you had a question of boy, you
would add him to your top eight and like it
like and everyone like you would kind of like plant
to see like and see like if like if he
saw you that he's in your top eight, It's like,
oh my god. That's basically like liking someone's things or
like you know, or like sliding in and sliding in
the DMS. That's the equivalent having a guy in your
top eight and then.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Like or if you were like met at your friend,
you're like, bye, bitch, you're out of my topic.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And then I remember being like when we met and
I was like a graphic designer, Like I knew all
the codes. Like you you had to like copy and
paste these codes to like make your page like black
or pink and like adding the music and everything like sparkles,
like you need it to be. You needed to be
a graphic designer and like know all these codes to
make your page the coolest. And you would like Google

(40:59):
like all these codes that you could copy and paste
and that I would know, like I would know the
number to pink, so it'd be like zero nine, five, four,
six seven, Like I would know what what colors the numbers?
So jealous, I was crazy. I was such a great
graphic designer.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I would see that and I would get so fucking mad,
like how the fuck are they getting that? That that
pink outline around all that are they getting.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
They had generators, this.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Little ground emois that was that was that was too
much for me to handle.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
That's when I knew that it was going south, and
I was a grandma because even that point I was like, Oh,
these whipper snappers, you're getting all all the new, this
new age stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Like I can't even imagine where I.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Think my last song that I put on my last
profile update was justin Timberlake, crimea River. That might have
been my last sight song.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I don't know what I'm going to how I even
do it with my Space? Go to Google.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
So my name was obviously snooky on there. And that's
how I met Dina, you guys, Dina from the show
My Meet Ball. I met Dina on MySpace and that's
how we became best friends because like we had the
same interest. We dressed like just like our mannerisms and
everything we were like so similar. And I was like,
oh my god, I love this girl. So that's how
me and Deean it became besties.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
And so it's so I went to MySpace dot com
and it says sign and with Facebook or Twitter or
use use your name in email.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Okay, so it's still up. Maybe maybe they're saying a relaunch,
like they're vamping it up.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh no, that's not what I was questioning. I was
just I haven't been on here and forever. I want
to say, I.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Don't even know I used your name. I don't know
I use your name is, but I don't know my past.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Did we have back then with email or was just
your name?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
We definitely had like a Yahoo account, I feel.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Speaking of Yahoo, Nicole still uses yaha. Male.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Do you know I want to be first then the
day we first met, I remember you were telling I
I still remember your email from till that day because
the day we met, like before we really became like
good friends. Like it was like an hour after we met,
you were like some I think like the hairdresser was
like like talking to you, was like, oh, I'll email
you the pictures. I just took a yeo, and you
like screened your email and I'll I still remember it
to this day. And the fact that you have that

(43:18):
I don't tell you what your email is, the fact
that you had that email so early on in your
life before you actually.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Were that oh like the bitch new it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I know what your emails and that no one was
gonna understand this, but like I was like, how did
you You didn't you didn't even have any thing that
at that point.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
No, I don't think so that you're having No, No,
I didn't have anything, but I always like, I always
told myself I was gonna have my own business. Now
I was gonna have my own business somehow. So yeah, manifesting,
see it works.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
All these manifestations.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
People on Instagram are like they're answering me now, Like
if you're seeing this message on July twenty fourth at
three o'clock, I'm like, how the fuck did you know?
They have some kind of trick grave and that's they're getting.
Oh yeah, the hopeful people into it. This bitch wants
me to pay nineteen dollars. I got all excited thinking
about I was gonna yea, my life is to come together,
and then she wants me to pay nineteen dollars to
get the chant that I have to say with the candle.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's like, Mama, oh.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Is that what you said to me?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Three people?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Can you play? Can you please spy it to tell
me what the car?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
No, it's not real, Joey.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
So do you think if I if I don't send it,
if I don't interact with it and send it to
three people, that my mathithestation won't come true.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Joey.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
This is like back in the day when we used
to do email chains and surveys and if you don't
send this to three people, your cat's gonna die. Like,
let's be serious.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
This is chain mail.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Literally, it's literally chain mill and spam.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Stop wait, speaking of MySpace, Speaking of my Space, I
used to love the MySpace like quizes we had on that,
like the best do you remember best Friend?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
The best Friends quiz? The original quizes wasn't you know
on my Space?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
It was on like teen magazines where they're gonna be
a list of like thirty questions like how well did
your best friend know you?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
And the questions would be like if you really are
our best to the person? What's their locker combination? You
and know each other's locker combos.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I don't even remember mine, though I remember Steph's and
like Frankie's and Amy's, I remember their home phone number
because we didn't have cell phones, like we were calling
each other's house phones. So I remember that to a t.
I can't remember my locker number. Do you not combination? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I remember, no, Mine was on the Mine was on
the cave wall. It was scratched in stone, So I
don't think.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I feel like I left mine open all the time,
so like my friends could just go in there and
drop shit off, like I didn't care.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I leave everything though, but either. But you remember when
you called someone's house and you had say, hi, Kai,
talk to Billy.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I remember calling? Do you remember like calling your parents
at work, like, hi, is Helen Peloside? Is her daughter?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
They were like, you just called? That's the way she
called Poppy of the club? Can I talk to kitchen
pleate shoe in the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
And remember, like you can listen in like if your
mom is on the downstairs on the phone, she could
pick the phone up and listen to you.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Oh my god, yeah, crazy. Well I remember me and
my friends would be on the phone till like eleven o'clock.
But like me and stuff were on the phone with
like this guy, and my mom answered the phone at
eleven thirty. She goes, Nick, it's time to get off
the phone. And I was so embarrassed. I didn't talk
to her for I didn't talked to her for a week.
I was like, are you kidding me? There was a
boy on the line.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
How she's listening to wait, you know, oh, can I
tell you about Can I tell you about Rugburn?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
To call Rugburn?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't know if that's what everyone called it, this
one and my friends called it like you were on
a three way call right with your friends. And then
you would be like, all right, wait, hold on, I'm
gonna go grab I'm gonna go in the kitchen to
go at water. And you would throw the phone down
on the like on the ground on the rug to
go get something, and they would think that you're like
not in the room, and then you would crawl over
to the phone and put.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Your head see if they're talking about you. Wait, No,
I didn't do that, but we we always did three
way calls to be like, let's see if she says
anything about you. We were so mean, but like they
did it to me too. They did it to me,
and I was like, you little assholes.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Right to be like, isn't she a bit yes? And
but it was okay.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
They got the past because you got the verbal contract
to say, Okay to cal, I'm gonna say that you're
a disgusting pig and that just to see to try
to get her to say.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
And she's like, oh, I know I hate her.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh my, what's wrong with us?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Awful?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Okay, let's do a quiz. This quiz is from a magazine.
It is from why am Magazine? That means young Missus
magazine in August nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Were you born yet, Nicole?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, bitch eighty seven?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Okay, this is what is your party personality? Follow the
errors to find out where you fit in the into
the social scene.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Wait, how old was that? Ninety six nine?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I was in junior high junior. I was junior in
high school.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Okay, I was like a child. Okay, go.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
It says social system. Okay, start here. Do crowds make
you claustrophobic? Yes?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Or no? No? Do they make you I would say
if I was like nine ten years old? Yes, I
was very very shy as a kid.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Okay, So then we're gonna take yes, and we're gonna
go all the way over here.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
This is me as a kid, This is me as
a kid, not.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Now, Yes, this is the nineteen ninety six or should
we do now?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Should we do now?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Should we answer now? Or yes? Sorry, we're taking these
kids all right? Crowds make you cuss your phobic?

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Sir, Now, okay. At a party, do you tend to
stick with your best friend? Oh wait you said no,
they don't make you nervous? No okay.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
So then second question, do you bring your own mixtapes
to parties in the case in case of music sude?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yes? Okay? Are you usually the first one out on
the dance floor?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Okay, you can answer these for me.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Have you ever been Have you ever crashed a bash
or braved as party solo?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yes? Crashed a bass ew meetium dying? Yes you have?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Okay, okay, this is another question. You're having a B
day bash and you invite your closest friends. Does this
mean the entire student body?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
No? No, no, we were exclusive?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Exclusive?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
What so? No?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Next, then it goes, have you ever skipped a fiesta
to spend a romantic evening alone with a special guy?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yes, yes, but you wouldn't send anything loan you would
get fingered behind the taco bell.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
And then you meet your friends right afterwards, like, will
we never like spend the whole night with the guy?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
No?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
I have?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Okay, So, yes, you get to a party, you get
a party, invite, do you immediately try to think up
an excuse so you won't have to go.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Wait, say it again.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You get a party invite, do you automatically do you
immediately try to think of am an excuse.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
So you won't have to go?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
No? I would never miss a party.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, so you are a social system. Okay, Nicole, you
got social system?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
You get into surfing the circuit as much as the
next girl, and you hold your own at every You
hold your own at even the biggest gigs. But for you, Bonnie,
with a few guests is just as key as hitting
the dance floor with every hotty out there. In fact,
there are times when you're gladly when you'd gladly give

(50:28):
up the music and party pressure to show with a
close friend.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
And a VID.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
What's a vid? Oh like a like a movie? Well,
I'm a social sister. Then there was so there's a
power partier, a social system, or a mellow mixer.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I'm not a mellow mixer. Well that was why I'm
magazine and that that that then so that the magazine
quizzes and the transitioned into BuzzFeed. Quiz is like online
where you were just like, this is like you had
websites and then you press it.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I have a BuzzFeed. Quiest here wait BuzzFeed?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
How well do you remember these zero zero MTV shows?
These two thousands two? Okay, let's start with an easy one.
First air to two thousand MTV cribs, mainly known for
giving toores of what celebrity homes, celebrity based baby nurses,
expensive cards, or music studios.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh that's easy, Come on, celebrity home. Didn't you have
a fake house? Did you have a fake house in yours?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
No? I did my real house, but the fake house
was for uh Tyler the Medium show.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
And I was like, look, Jojo apparently never had never
didn't use her real house.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
She uses her uncle's house because she thought it was
a cooler house. Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Second of all, what's the name of the reality show
that starred pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, Ryan's World, Meet Ryan Sheckler,
Life of Ryan or the Ryan Sheckler Showy Ryan's World?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Oh it was Life of Rome. What okay?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
On this dating game show, what one word could you
say instantly to end a date with someone?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Next? Was it?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yes? That's it?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I love that show.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Okay. Next question, first aired in two thousand and two,
Made prepared teens with a mentor aka made blank to
help them achieve their dreams.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Oh my God made coach, made coach, made man or
made experts made coach made?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yea, Yeah, we're right.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Theod show.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Which hair color did Ashley Simpsons start off with before
famously changing at mid seasons in The Ashley Simpson Show?
Was it blonde or burnette? She started off brunette? She
started off blonde. She started off blonde. She had black hair,
she did, but actually I think she started off blonde
and then she died.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
She was like, I'm not like my sister, and then
she died her hair.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Oh, yes, yes, so let's say blonde.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I think she Yes, we were right. She started up
blond on Laguna Beach. What's the first name but Lauren
Conrad's biggest school rival? Lo Kristin Morgan or dreamer Kristen Kristin.
That's your friend, right Kristin. The Inside of this iconic
van was often seen on which dating show. There's three

(53:16):
people sitting in the thing, Pimp my ride, parential control room,
raiders or next Oh I don't know which.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
The room Raiders or next shit Room Raiders?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Uh, room Raiders? They would sit in the vent. Yes,
we were Raiders. Weren't you on that?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
No it's not Room Raiders?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Who was on Room Raiders? Lady Gaga?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
So what's there? Was this famous person on Room Raders?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Nick was on Room Raiders? Oh that's who it was?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Which of these celebrities did not have a birthday party
on My Super Sweet Sixteen? Was it Ali and Aj?
Was it Tanya Taylor Soldier Boy or She Simpson? I
don't think as she Simpson had a Super Sweet sixteen,
I would remember that. Tannya Taylor definitely did and sold
your boy. I'm saying, Ashley, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I don't know this was I don't know this was right.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
What was Paris Hilton looking for on her very own
competition reality show? And best friend for her new house,
an up and coming model for her fashion line, a
new assistant or a new best best friend.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It's a best friend. Yep, that's a lot of questions.
There's no questions about that.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Hershy shure though, because before So that's how I think
they should bring this back. That's how Jay Wow got
cast for Jersey Shore because she as a joke, tried
out for Paris Hilton's best Friend, like she did that
show and then they were like, oh no, you're better
for this other show. And that's how they found Jay.
Wow's funny is that?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Well, you know, you never know you have the right
time right pace. I like these quizes. I think we
should bring them out again.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I love quizzes on board with I love quizzes all day.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I loved quizz I loved it and there's so fun
fun way.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I'm gonna write one up. I'm gonna start a quiz.
Please get me a give me a get me a box,
a book of quizzes for Christmas this year?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Is that what you want of everything? No?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I know, I already have my list done.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I want freak.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Okay, Nicoll, it's time for that. It's happening hotline. They
did confiscate my Leopard phone, but I have my soup
can though.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
They can call us on. So let's see who want
to send today?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Call her Kai, Snooky and Joey. Here's my story from
a few years ago. So I basically live in the
middle of nowhere in BC, Canada, so I frequently have
bears predators, this kind of thing. I've got chickens and
ducks and they're so cute and I love them. So
a few summers ago we had this cute little rooster
named Greasy. Now we love Greasy, nice guy. We wake
up one morning, Greasy is gone. There's another bird that

(55:57):
has clearly been killed by some sort of hawk or
owl or something like that. Greasey's gone and nowhere to
be found. We're like, okay, rip, we love you, Greasy.
We except that he's gone, right, he's gone. You haven't
seen him, there's no sign. We're getting ready to go
out in the afternoon. It's probably like three o'clock. He'd
been missing all night, all morning, all day. All of

(56:18):
a sudden, one of my daughters.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Goes, oh my gosh, breaks me's back and so I look.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Out and he literally emerges out of this random forest,
walks back into the yard. I'm like, oh, whoa, maybe
he flew away. That's weird. I go out and he's
actually a zombie. I'm not even joking. So this bird
had been taken by something. He had been already half
eaten by something. His entire dressed cavity was open and

(56:42):
exposed and he wandered back into the yard and was
like walking around and trying to eat things off the
ground as if nothing had fucking happened. It was the
little counting thing I'd ever seen. And I was like,
I don't know what to do, Like, am I supposed
to put him out of his misery? But he doesn't
even look like he's hurting. He must be in shock.
I was just like, what the fuck do I do?
Calling my husband and he worked out in the bush,

(57:04):
so he is not incaple to be reached, and I'm like,
oh my gosh. So I'm like, okay, we have to
go go to this office point and we're and come
back and then we'll deal with them. Then we'll get
him like a treat, his last meal or something. They
come back and he had just wandered off and we
found her peacefully. He wandered away and he passed all
ripe greasy, But for like five hours he wandered around
my yard completely open, like his entire chest cavity was open.

(57:27):
He had been a meal turned into his zombie came home.
It was the most crazy thing ever. So that's my
crazy chaotic summer story is zombie Rooster Rip greasy, we
love you?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Okay, Wait, this bitch, do you live on the past cemetery? Like?
What is going on? Can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Questions?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
What kind of First of all, I was not listening
to her in the beginning. I was so overwhelmed. What
kind of bird was greasy?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
A rooster?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
A rooster? A chicken?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
A rooster a chicken? Okay? And why the second orld?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
I'm not I'm not calling it the non binary community
out by name, but Gracie seems like a feminine name
for a melt, a male rooster, or a turkey, you know,
is it?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Maybe that's why she ran out?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Wait a rooster? Rooster's only males?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I think rooster's a boy chicken?

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Can you eat? Wait a second, do we only eat
wheat lady chickens? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Wait a minute, I don't want to know. Don't tell me, Please,
don't tell me. I'm gonna be vegetarian.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Are there are there boy cows and girl cows?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
But which cow do you eat? The boy?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
The boy cow is like the steak, right, it's like
this the steak, and then the girl cow is like
more like the yogurt and the milk.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, but do you eat? Do you eat a girl cow?
Or do you But if we know you can't because
if a bull is a or bison, a bull is
a is a boy.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Now I don't care either because now I'm not gonna
eat anything. So okay, this is going back to pet Cemetery.
So scary. Maybe like are you in the woods. Maybe
there's some voodoo going on in there, and it lived
until like got off of the property and then it died.
That that's crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Maybe she took one of his manifestation quizes and sent
it to all three people. That's why she's lived another lot.
Say wait, how scary though, Oh my god, like I
that's like.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Unheard of Nicole. Oh, she's from She's from Canada. That's
where you that's where you do your ghost show.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I'm telling you, Canada is very haunted. So I'm not, uh,
you know, I'm guaranteed you were on some sort of
land or there was something going on there where it
was like pet cemetery and they they let the animals
be alive for a little bit and then once they
crossed a certain thing then it's over. But that's spooky.
I need to see video evidence of this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Okay, next caller.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Hey, guys, this is Joey calling from California, and this
is my first time calling in because I need some advice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Though.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
I am twenty eight years old and I have been
talking to a thirty six year old man for the
past two months. We've been talking every single day, all day,
just getting to know each other, and just from the beginning,
we've had a really good chemistry and it's been really nice. However,
he does live a few hours away from me by car,
and he is a homeowner, and he's a very successful businessman,

(01:00:32):
and so maybe a little over our lumped into us talking.
I made a decision to drive all the way to him,
and I said with him at his house and we
had a really good time together. There was no awkwardness.
It just felt like like normal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
It was really good.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
And also he didn't try to make no like moves
on me. He was very respectful. Because that was something
that I was thinking about. I just was on the
back of my mind. I wanted to make sure that's
not all he was in it for. But he's been
very respectful and I want to make plans again, and
so did he. He keep seeing how he misses me,
well see me. However, I want him now to make

(01:01:06):
the drive to me. You know, I did the first move.
Now it's your turn, and it doesn't have to be
this back and forth situation the entire time, but at
the beginning, you know, I want to see if he's
willing to do that for me as well. The dilemma
is that he is a businessman, and on the weekend
he says that it's really hard for him to travel
because to stay local in case anything goes wrong with

(01:01:26):
some businesses, which I understand, but I just feel like,
if you really want to see somebody, you'll do what
you gotta do to make that happen. And that's just
kind of my dilemma right now. I'm not too sure
what I should do. So I hold out and be
stubborn and wait for him to initiate something. Do I
just go ahead and go see him again and spend
the weekend with him. I'm not too sure what to do.
He said that he liked to take things slow because

(01:01:48):
he falls fast and hard, which I respect and I
can relate to as well. But I mean, we've been
getting some of each other for two months. It's going
really well, so I just want to get your guys advice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
What should I do? Thank you, love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Something's something's up, the fact that the businessman thing and
the schedule thing and you don't know him well, but
I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I know this for a fact. He is not successful
and whatever he's hiding something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Something like married somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I don't know, yep that or there's no business.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
There's no business, or if there is a business, real
business people don't talk about having a business or like
having to in case something happens during the business.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
And first of all, what kind of business you in?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Business?

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Something is up that who knows? Two hours I'm gonna
tell I'm gonna tell you right now. Longest relationships are
hard enough as it is, and this isn't the longest relationship.
It's gonna turn into one because two hours to travel
to see someone get he ain't worth it. And unless
unless the dick is that good and and he's and
you're it's confirmed that he's rich and successful, then then

(01:02:55):
it's then maybe keep commuting. And if he's the one
that has a business, what else you have to do?
I drive to see your man. I would just nip
it in the butt right right, just it's gonna it's
gonna ruin your life. Get out of there if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
If you want to answer, though, hire a private investigator.
You'll get all all over that news.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah, please keep us, keep his posted all for you. Yeah,
but our advice is nipped in the butt now. But
I wouldn't stop the investigation there because something is going on.
The calls come from inside the house, Mama, the calls
coming from inside the camp.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Our next caller the Times for the summer is always
asked to be a bridesmaid over Instagram DM from a
story SWIPEO on my nails over this girl that I
don't really know who's dating my boyfriends friend who was like, girl,
I love your nails.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
They look so good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Also, would you like to be a bridemaid?

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
Does that?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
And then on a where stylist and to try signing
me up to do everybody's hair for the wedding, And
I said, no, I will not be working for not
paying me. I'm not doing it for free. Know her?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Literally?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Okay, First of all, no one wants to be a bridesmaid.
I'm telling you right now, no one wants to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Be especially if you're like like no, absolutely not, and girl,
she's using you, absolutely not. How crazy the audacity is
that what people are doing. First of all, weddings are
out of hands as it is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
People mayn't even want to come to your wedding, let
alone be in the wedding party.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Well, the reason, the reason why she asked was because
she was trying to get shipped for free, to be like, oh,
your bridesmaid, you'll just do everybody right. Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
But are women getting our bride our brides and like
getting their nails done together, like as an antachurist coming
over doing everyone's nails for a wedding everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yes, Yes, that's a little crazy. She was trying to
get a free pass with something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah, girl, blocker, I wonder if that's like me, Dming,
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Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Of a week age before beauty? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Does that mean? I? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
It's a little bit graphic, and I think it happens
to the best of us. But I I shared it
the other day. Did you out in public?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Out in public?

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I thought I thought I had the psychoslour lettus disease. Yes, yeah,
but I didn't have it. I was just like I
was drinking so much black coffee that and I and I,
like you know, I was I'm mixing up all these
things and I had the runs, and I, like I thought,
I trusted myself. Thank god I carry wet wipes in
my handbag because for peaky, I had to go behind oh,

(01:07:43):
Central Park.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
I was in the middle Central Park.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Thank god I had my wipes in the I to
go behind a bush, put my put the put the
wipe down the back of my pants and wipe myself
ins Because I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Thank others bushy woded the areas.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
If I was in the middle of like a shopping
mall or a pub, how was I gonna How was
I gonna pull that one?

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Just threw the ship wipe in the garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
No, the garbage can put it back in my backpack.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I guess what happens if your baby ship it probably
sticks and that heat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So I mean it's not I'm not proud, I'm the
lady a woman. No, because it didn't leave the cheeks.
It was just it was contained.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
You felt it felt it or did anythy my The
buns were slipping together a little. It was a little too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
And then all of a sudden, you go, I said,
oh my god, and then I grabbed my good wipes.
I love my my Rose water good scented good wipes
or my favorite wipes in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
If you can find them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
They ham at Target. They smell like luxury, luxury, my
Rose good wipes. And I just cleaned up behind. But
that could have went. That could win South. If anyone
has lettuce disease, please come tell me where you bought it,
because I would love a second round.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, I would like that. I would like to lose
a nice like five pounds from just poope. That would
be delightful. But I don't want to feel I don't
want to feel the cramps though of it. Like the
cramps is the worst part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
You're you're already gonna be having trouble shitting. I know,
I just lay low for a while. It's woking with
your confession.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
So my confession, you know, just talking about you know,
bringing it back to like chat rooms and my Space
and all the things nineties. Me and my best friend Frankie,
we would always be in AOL chat rooms and we
would be up till literally like three o'clock in the morning,
like in the chat rooms eighteen f and y Blonde

(01:09:42):
and oh my god, we were never but we were
probably talking like these old men and we were like twelve,
like six freaks. This one time I was for m Bay,
New Jersey. This one time we went into like like
a boy band chat room and we made up a
screen name and we would pretending we were Land Bass,
and it was like Lance and everyone believed us. And

(01:10:06):
we were like saying, like our tour dates where we're
gonna be like I would love to meet some of
you ladies backstage, Like we were catfishing, pretending we were
Lance Bass, and we were talking to all these women.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
And how did but how did they? How do you?
How did you know?

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
They?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Can they click on your profiles to know that wasn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
There was no this wasn't my space. This was AOL
chat rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Oh so there was no profile with AOL.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
No, it was just like a screening and it was
Lance Bass and it was in the boy bands chat room.
We were just like just to let everyone know I'm
Lance Bass from and saying Lances like a couple of numbers.
It was probably his birthday and everyone believed us, and
we were like side texting with all these girls like freaks,

(01:10:54):
and it was like one o'clock in the morning. We
weren't being we were like just pretending we were Lance,
and we were like, come to our show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
A Lance at Lance, if you're watching your sorry, did
have what was your actual screen name? Lance? Please let
us know because we would love to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I feel like Lance. I feel like Lance would come
on our show. I feel like he likes us. He's
a good time. We saw him at the Abbeys so
many times. The last time we were with Lance Bass,
it was at the abbey and they played bye Bye
Bye and we were singing bye bye bye with Lance.
It was so iconic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Yes, we left our bodies that elevating. We need to
have Gypsy Rose on first, but you are close.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Well, this has been lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I gotta I gotta open this Cannobian so I can
have dinner and then this is it's the only the
only light time. I'm using Spookies generator that she gave
me with the with the motorbike light's gotta turn off
before for a bedtime but I love you, ladies. Thank
you for all your support and this and during these times.
Please keep Spooky in our prayers and manifestations.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Yeah, my surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
You guys.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
If I pass away, always remember me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Okay. Do you have a will?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I need to update it. Do you want me to
leave you something?

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Can I can? I have something? I mean, I'll just
give me the shorehouse. I'll take the whole shore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I'll leave you the seaside shorehouse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The many ones, yeah, the little thank you that and
then Rocky I'll take.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Okay, all right, I'll see you when I'm hopefully cancer free.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, we love you. Next time. It's Happening podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
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