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Speaker 1 (00:07):
And it's happening with Snookie and Joey. Well, we've survived
the heat wave, have we, though, No, I'm fucking dying.
That's why I'm not where.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm clothed, still dying. Like I had to put my
I had to put my ac at sixty six just
to wear this cute little sweater today and Rockies casting away.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, I can't even begin You know that the the
president went online or went to the CDC, I don't
know where he came from, and went on the news
and they said that everyone has to turn the air
constriction to seventy eight degrees. And I politely declined. I said,
you can all literally fuk off. I'm gonna continue to
stress a grace.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, that's I have to be at a nice sixty
eight degrees with the fan. Okay, whatever I heard it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Sorry, I was trying to tighten this thing. I'm absolutely
not but happy fourth everyone. We just come fourth very weekend.
We're coming off a T and T party. Yes, that's
like a PMP party, but with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, soome to Welcome to the show. It's happening with
Stupy and Joey. I feel like we're getting used to
this now. So remember when we started, it was like
a full production and I literally had no idea what
I was doing. Now I feel kind of tech savvy,
like I know where to set things up, I know
how to use like the fancy cameras, like I feel
like I'm I feel like I could do this. I
(01:27):
got this guy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I've learned a lot on the job. On the job training,
I've learned a lot so far. I know, I know
about pixels, and I know about SIM cards, I know
about US USB chords, I know about You're so smart
and all through that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
My kids are home because obviously it's summer, and I
was like, mommy has to go to work and I'm
just in my office.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So does she roll your toy roll Horrizon like.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Bitch, She's like, you're not going to work, like you're
going in your office.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Joey on the phone after being cyber bullyed last week
because of my my financial cutbacks and I couldn't tand
about the bottom half of my body. I had to
call Maggie from Maggie spray hands dot Com to get
spray handed.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, I thought she looks you up like that's
like a you do like a collab with her?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Right, No, but I don't have to pay for that, obviously.
But I'm saying after after being bullied, I had to
call them the spray tan lady to spray tan my
legs for me because I was saying, job, chicken with
the legs cut off, look scary.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You looked like like a creature. Oh you better now.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Though I know I'm there's a lot going on this
week i'd like to share with the group.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And you're also missing your blanky Oh you need to
I'll grab it, hold on just so, just so we
look good, we're matching, cozy. Yeah, that's that's better.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, Okay, So we're gonna we're gonna talk. We're gonna
do recaps of the weekend and what's ongoing. But I've
switched my medications this week, and just so, how is
it going. Well, it's going good. It's I there's a
few side effects that I've noticed. I'm not fully off
the other one, so I'm doubling up right now so
(03:11):
I I could, I could be super human as far
as I know. So I'm still taking me the other one.
I'm still taking my first crazy pill every other day.
But I take my real crazy hill every day, so
I'm doubling up on different days. Cool. Do I sound okay?
Or does this sound weird?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, you sound perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Sounds weird to me. Maybe that's one of the side effects. Yeah,
you know. So I didn't know what the medicans, so
I went to the doctor to the pharmacist. Side note,
there's a there's a sassy gay pharmacist at my pharmacy
and get every time I go there, she goes, nay, okay,
by any questions for the pharmacists, what do you take
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this medication for? And she's like she's like so sassy,
but she asked me, like, you know, do I know
what am I taking this to treat? Which I thought
was very intrusive, But he told me that it takes
treats ADHD and that's I have that. And I never
was diagnosed for it, but I definitely have it because
I can't pay attention for anything. If I'm talking to
the squirrel walks by, I'm like woo, and Billy thinks
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I'm ignoring him all the time and like you know,
and not paying attention and I'm like so insensitive and whatever.
It's like, but I hear what you're saying. I just
I have a mental illness. So I haven't been around.
I haven't been around a person since I started taking
the pills, So I don't know how I will treat anyone,
Like you know, I don't know like how it's gonna
work in a social interaction. But I gotta say I
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think it has a little bit of adderall in it
or something, because yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Can I tell you what my house is like? It's
it's I have every I have like seventeen different projects
going on at once, and I can't I'm losing my mind.
Like I like, I'll walk into the kitchen to do
something and then like I'm like, and I have a
huge project in my bathroom. I gut it out, every cabinet,
every draw, everything, and it's all over bathroom floor. You're purject, right,
So I was doing that so I want to everything organized.
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So I'm sitting there, but then I'm like, you know what,
this is dark down here? I should put lights. So
then I went and I got light and just net
lighting to install on the thing. And the bathroom still
has everything all over the floor like a fucking horde.
And then I go into the kitchen to like put
a cup away that was in there, and then I
was like, oh, I should empty the dish washer. Then
I started emptying the dishwasher. Meanwhile, the whole bathrooms it exploded,
and I'm supposed to be going in there, but like
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I'm getting sidetracked by a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay, so this is yeah, So you're this is what
it feels like to be a mom. I do this
every single day. I do this every single day where
I start a project and I'm like so crazy and
involved in it, and then I'm like, oh my god,
I forgot to do this. So I leave that mess
and I go into the laundry and then I'm like, oh,
I have to go in the kitchen and do this.
So it's just chaos everywhere. So you're you're a mom.
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You are a mother.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think now I understand why moms take meth in
metha amthenamines they ever see this like meth head Moms
like to crack. They smoke crack and like to get
just everything done in the day, the PTA meetings and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So I just marchini. I just needed Marchini were good
to go.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I then I hung my dice. I have I to
hang like dice and vacuum on the wall. So I'm
drilling things in the walls. I went to hump deep
off and I look at my cart home DEEPO, and
I have sandpaper and fucking and molly screws. It's like
there's that never ends in this house. But I think
it's good that I'm taking on new projects. I need
to learn to hone it all in.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I'm glad that goes. I'm glad, But you're like
doing things and getting things done, and now you want
to be sexy.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, but yes, I'm getting used to It's I'm taking
like a duck to water. I just can't wait to
get rid of the other one. So I know I'm
full effects. But I'm a little scared of myself. Like
I don't know what I'm capable of. Remember that movie
where that man took like a Pillow's like what if
you use one hundred percent of your brain and like
he like can blink and like the world is saved
or whatever it happens. I feel like that was a
good I'm afraid of my powers, Like I don't know
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what is what is to come?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think I think it's gonna be great. I think
nothing can be worse than like what it was. You know,
so you can only go up from here.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
No, I know I'm saying, I'm afraid it's gonna like
I'm gonna take on a take on a whole new life.
I may become an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean, you're trying to you have your jams.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, nothing about me. Fourth of July weekend looked like
a blasted I didn't leave the house because I was
I'm weaning onto my new meds and I couldn't be right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know what a sin? That's like the best weekend.
Maybe next year you can come before the July.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I wasn't invited anywhere, so obviously at least.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You're inviting all the time to my shorehouse.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
All through that. Yeah, I saw you had a fun
of festivities, but I also saw the terror term suit.
Tell us all about the weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Wait, so I don't even know. I don't even know
what this weather was like. Obviously it was hot as shit.
I literally I was driving down because I drove down later.
Why did I go later? Oh I was in Canada.
I had to go to Canada again, So then I
didn't so Canada. I didn't get home because it's a
connecting flight. Bitch, I missed my connecting flight. I didn't
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get home till one thirty in the morning, and I
started flying at eleven am. I wanted to kill myself,
so I went to the bar. I got nachos. I
was like so mad. But I got home and I
was like, you know what I'm going to sleep in?
Like my plan was to get up very early and
go down the shore. And I just woke up and
I'm like, absolutely not. I'm gonna go in the spare
room and go sleep in the cold in the cold room.
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But yase, I'm my cleaning ladies here. So I wanted
the house to be clean when we get home, so
I was like, you get still clean, just so go
in this room because I'm sleeping. So yeah, I drove
down the shore and my car said it was one
hundred and four degrees out. What are we doing? Like, like,
what's the point is this?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hell? It's because I didn't recycle last week when I
threw those probably the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, so mother nature is punishing us. But it was
so freaking hot, one hundred and four degrees Like I
opened the door to go outside to the backyard of
my shorehouse. It felt like you were walking into an oven,
just like like it was like ash and it was
just hot, fucking ass air, and I hated it. So
I didn't like the weather. But the next day, fourth
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of July, it wasn't that bad because it rained the
night before, so it kind of cooled down a little bit,
but it was still like ass hot, and we were
just we were just having a blast, you know, Fourth
of July, like all the family friends came over, and
then out of nowhere, a tsunami, tornado, hurricane blasts us
in the face, like out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I thought you were at Wanda's Windworld.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, but I also saw it didn't just happen down
the shore. It happened in North Jersey. Because my trees
are broken all outside, like my fences broke. We got
attacked here. I got attacked down the shore. And then
I saw in the city, like, did you hear what
happened with you? Because we we were it was like Dorothy,
I almost got swept away. I was trying to get
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rocky like it was just it was chaotic.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I almost lost my fern. I have plants to plant
Queen dot Com. I had I had to bring all
the plants in because all the plants had to come
in this week because they were the man. The men
are always standing outside, like on my windowsill in the middle.
They're climbing the buildings and they stand out. Somebody wouldn't
watch me and peaky change?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Are they there all the time?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Freak all every day there here? They come up and down.
So I'm used to them now. I don't even care
if they see me nude. And they're like fixing things.
They're like they're they're coming up to my balcony and
they're like doodling with things and like putting little machines
and like now like they're doing all the construction work.
And so I had to bring all all the plants in.
So I had to bring all inside. So I was like, Okay,
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I felt like I was living in Jumanji for a minute.
And then I bring them back all outside again, and
I know a storm is coming, so I had them
up on the ledge and then I get I hear
and I hear it back. They could have flewn over
the coop and killed everyone they could and they could
have passed, but it fell inside inside the balcony and
there was dirt everywhere. All there was dirt everywhere. So
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the plants are flying around all over the towns. But yeah,
I mean I like a little natural disaster, nothing where
everyone's dead. I don't want to kill people. But you know,
losing the power, it's cozy and not the air conditioning
that that has to No, I hate losing power. You know,
people are generators. Rich people have generators. Where the lights
go out, it doesn't go out for rich people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, I have that, thank you?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Where is it in garage? I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Put No, you can't take it. It's like really attached
to my house.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But how does it what if you don't have electricity?
What does it generate you? It does it? Is it
run on the sun like so like it's my solar
lights out there?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, I don't know how it works, to be honest.
But every time we lose power, I hear it go
wrong and then everything just turns back on. Yeah I
don't Okay, So I don't mind when the lights go out,
but if it's like ass freaking hot, you're not gonna
have air.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And well then the food goes I don't want to
lose power. I just want the lights to go out.
I want I don't like people to charge my Yeah,
I want the lights out, but I want to be
able to charge my phone still, and I don't want
the fridge being fucked with. No. I just basically want
the lights to be out. So it's spooky.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, So everyone in North Jersey lost power and they
didn't get it for like hours, so everyone was freaking out.
But like the food and the fridge and all the things.
I was worried about my lizard and my fish because
I was in here. It was just a nightmare. So
when I got back home, obviously down the Shore was fine.
It was just a lot of things like flew in
the pool like whatever. We just picked it up and
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we didn't lose any palm trees, which was nice, but
there were like car alarms going off. It felt like
the apocalypse, and I'm like, I'm not ready. I'm not
ready for this because all my apocalypse shit is at
my house here, like not down the shore, Like I'm
not prepared at all with the apocalypse are down there,
So we would have been screwed. But I came home
and yeah, one of my big trees on my side
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snapped in half, fell on my fence. My fence is
freaking broke. I mean, it's just a nightmare here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I ask you a dolt question because I never have
this problem, like if when something like that happens, like
the tree fell and work your fence, just just who
pays for that fence? Like is that under your house
insurance or does you have to write a letter to
the to this town and be like this fell down.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
The town doesn't give a fuck. It's your insurance, your
home insurance.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
So you are you gonna get a free new fence
because you have insurance.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's only like to two fence parts, do you know
what I mean? Right?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But yeah, insurance works.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, I can submit it. Yeah, we're trying to do
the pictures and everything now. But Gianni's outside with the
kids picking up all the branches, like it's it's like
a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And I always and.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I always got nervous with like thunderstorms because you see
my trees in the backyard and around my house right,
and they're guys, they're big ass tall frickin' trees.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like they're like sixty feet.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
They're huge, and they're beautiful. They're huge and beautiful, but
like the town will let me cut the trees down
because I guess you need a certain amount of trees
in your property. Whatever. Fine, But like every time we
get a thunderstorm, my house, my room where I sleep
is literally right where all the big trees are. So
if the big trees fucking fell on my house, I
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would be I would be crushed. I'll be crushed and
by so every time there's a thunderstorm, I'm like, guys,
let's go in the basement and sleep because I don't
want to be crushed by these damn trees. And look
what happened. The trees came down.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know what. People in like other places are so
much more prepared for these things like that, Like people
that live where anym lived and like where Dorothy's from,
They're like they have like all these like windows. They're
used to it. And then a California they have the
fucking earthquakes and it's like everyone, I mean, we are
very lucky that like once in a while the pool
chair blows in the pool or a tree falls, but
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it's like people are like fighting for their lives out there,
and like it's insane.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well honestly, I would love to have a storm shelter,
so maybe that'll be my next investment.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, didn't wait, didn't you on the show? See I
did watch an episode. I didn't watch it. I saw clips.
Didn't you go to a storm shelter?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh? We went to Yeah, we went to a bunker.
We went to bunker, a bunker in Vegas. And that
bunker is actually for sale, I think for six million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It looked. So that's that's like what I was thinking Vegas.
That would happen a lot because there's like a desert
and like windstorm. I don't know what can happen there.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yeah, I don't know, but like we're not known
to have like tornadoes like that, and it just came
out of fucking nowhere, you know who also posted Melissa
Gorga Melissa I posted a video of all of her
son's friends holding up the umbrella because she's like more
on the bay, so I feel like over there is
way more windier. So yeah, yeah, she got attacked too.
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It was a crazy fun Fourth of.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
July to Mother Nature, fireworks and Chris Yes. The day
before though, there was some there was love. Love was
in the air. I'm in my bedroom nude from the
waist down. Oh, and all of a sudden, I hear
a yelp from the living room peaky, and I didn't
know what was going on. Okay, Billy's banging on the window.
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He was on the deck banging on the window like
an animal. I thought that, Like, so I thought, I
don't know what happened. So I come running out and
he's like, oh, there's people. Look, look look up, look up.
And there was some peap book. They climbed the fucking
Empire State Building and they were wilding out with flags
upstairs from your house. Yes, you can see you know
where them Pire State Building is. You can look at
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this right, I've four feet under it. So I saw
that you were seeing him. Yeah, and then he zoomed
in with his phone and you can see the new
iPhone seventeen shout out to Apple Technologies. You can see
I literally saw like their expressions. I can see I
can see the carrots in the ring from here. What
And I actually know that girl because after that Netflix documentary,
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I I messaged her to come on our podcast and
she replied back as she was still a moscau. But
next time she was in New York. She was gonna
do it, but now she's your famous Who was she?
She's a Russian building climber. I believe that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That is insane.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I couldn't climb that. No, So I'm not even like
wearing a platform shoe.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I'm proud of myself that I like scaled the
building of the Sheridan and in Atlantic City, Like that
was huge for me. Okay, and that was really that
was fifteen stories high and I did that. But like
the Empire State Building, bitch, you're in the fucking clouds.
You're like in space. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't know what the documentary is called, but there's
a Netflix documentary about them. I probably should look the
name up Skywalkers. Okay, So the people that climbed it
were Angela and Ivan. Angela and Ivan. They are from
the two thousand and four Netflix documentary Skywalkers. A Love Story.
Illegally scaled the Empire State Building and mis Manhattan and
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they got bad. So there's the documentary is amazing and
it's like you not if you watch doctor would you not,
like you know, you wouldn't be like looking at them like,
oh my god, these scoundrels they're like terrorists or whatever
they're doing. It's like truly, like it's and fascinating what
they do, and they do it for the love of things,
and like you know, they they know the risks and
it's so scary, but they're they're they're fearless people and
their story was very heartwarming. That's why the people that
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know the documentary are watching it like, oh my god,
they're cheering them on. I was like so happy for them,
but yeah, they got engaged. What better way to upstage
the tailor Stift wedding than climbing that parasaite building she
thought she was a Queen of New York.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, I just can't. And even like watching footage of
people climbing buildings, like I get, I get like my
heart goes ooh, and like I get like a little nauseous.
And I didn't know that I was like scared of heights,
but I guess I am.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Well, they don't wear outfits, like, they don't wear harnesses,
like there's a mask of death everything. I mean, I
guess that's like you know, going out and that you
can hit by a bus. You never know. But it's
like these people are the fear they're they're fearless.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
They like they love the adrenaline, their adrenaline junkies.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yes, yeah, so check out that documentary and telling Joyce
and congratulations, congratulations on your Nupshel And you know I
slid right back in the DM saying, hey girl, if
you're still in town, congratulations. If you're still in let
me say what I wrote. If you're still in town,
we'd love to have you on the podcast to tell
your story and speak your truth. Wait, you didn't read
it or reply?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Is there another way you can sit?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm not loving your leg up. You're blocking your face.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
She's she's she's getting that co prediction co executive producer.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I it today, knee put your legs out.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Some interesting unexpected news this week after my jam launch,
which we'll get to a little bit later, we'll be
running the numbers, yes, and I'll be going on the
back end and finding out who's exactly about my gams.
I got invited to a big award show. I have
to I have to. I have to wear a text
seedo next week where I got invited to the sp Awards.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
What are those ESPN Awards?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's like that. It's it's it's like the Oscars for sports, right.
Why would I have a striped sock on because I
am I am a broadcaster. I don't know why I'm
going but well that's say that was not nice made up. Yeah,
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so I'm getting here. Why I am I just sports?
Because I ran into guess who I ran into the
day the other day. I was at CBS Brighton because
I got a new prescription that the highest strength of
Trenton no On, which is anti aging cream I use.
So I was at CBS picking it up bright and
early before the rush and I look and I look
over and I was like, who is this fucking daddy?
I was going to climb and make a trade and
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I and then I noticed, I was like, oh my god,
that's fucking like Rabel. Mike Rabel is the coach of
the Patriots. They just have the Super Bowl, but he
was a football player on the Patriots for years. He's like,
he's famous, and he's recently just was in the news
with a scandal because he they he was allegedly cheating
on his wife with an ESPN reporter or something just
just a few months ago. And then he saw them
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in New York. I don't want to say I broke
the story, but I saw them buying a greeting card.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So they're going to say pregnancy test.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No, I saw them buying a greeting card and lo
and behold, and I called it. I called it correctly.
It was for Taylor Swift sweating. He was there. It
was their first public outing. But I can tell when
I went up to him to ask for the picture,
he was kind of like like a little scared of
like a little uh apprehensive. Well no, no, no, not about
that about his wife, Like about he thought maybe I
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was going to ask about, you know, the affair or
the wife or anything. But I was like, I'm a
huge PATS fan. I don't want to imagine. I didn't
tell him I want to take on the hinge of
my job, draw like a cobra.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
This isn't your wife, who's this lady?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So I think he was apprehensive to like talk to people,
because he like everyone would be a hot topic. But
I just wanted a picture with the hottie. You can
see it right here. But he was, you know, he behold,
who's going h the wedding? So I don't know if
it was that meeting, because that same day I got
invited to the sp Awards. Maybe he told everyone I
ran into this really hot influencer who has a new
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gam line out at the CVS buying anti aging retinal cream.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's got to be That's got to be that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So you know, you know, if I put you and
two together, there's That's the only explanation I can think of.
But I am going and now I'm now the designer.
It's a bid war, a bidding war with the local
plus sized designers. Everyone wants address me for the event.
So I have you know you're lying, I'm not lying.
I have this thing. I swear to God, my mother, Yes, yes,
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and some on biles.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So who wants to dress you Alexander Wang? No, TikTok shops.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Black Tucks. No, it's a bidding between the Black Tucks
and Men's warehouse.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Men to warehouse.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
If they do, they do influencer deals. Okay, I mean
I'm gonna be where I'll wear the highest bidder. If
Peeky wants to go and make something, get a construction
paper and tell me, have you say I'm wearing an
on the red carpet for a sponsored deal. You know
you shold so myself out for anything.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You should actually go there as a correspondent for Snoopy
and Joey's show.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh girl, you know I'm bringing my mic because I
little hand down.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You should do like all the interviews.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, I'm not doing press because I have to worry
about mysel. I have to get myself ready.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I don't know that but that, but that would be
nice to like sneak on the carpet and interview people.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well, I am going to be on the carpet. I'm
also gonna I gotten read to the after party as well.
I'm gonna try to sneak my Do you want to
come to the spiece with me?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Why does you any want to come with me? I'll
blow them.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'll be down the shore.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm in a but it's in the New York for
the first time and last time I did anything for
the spees, I didn't make up for a sports car
driver years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well look at you leveling up now you are talent.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I am so look for me on the red carpet
at the su I'm excited for that. But you know what,
Drake May, my boyfriend who is the hottest quarterback of
the of the Patriots who have a huge crush on
He's nominated for like Football Player of the Year, and
if he's there, I'm gonna have a hard time not
going up to him.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Wait, are you going by yourself?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, I'm going with my friend live event.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Larry okay and very nice.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah. So, I mean I have to to get ready.
I don't know if the look is going to be
I want to it's it's it's called creative black tie.
So I wanted to, like, you know, have something like
you know, appropriate, but I also want to let everyone
know that I'm a flaming homosexual.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah. I was gonna say, like, are you gonna go
like gay? Are you going to be like more like professional?
Like red carpet.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm thinking of this picture.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I like when you go sheer, I like when you
were something sheer UNDERR.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You're never gonna You're never gonna guess where I'm coming
out of left field with this outfit. I'm gonna send
it to you now and you tell me your honest opinion.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I hope it's not that crazy like white TikTok shop
outfit you wore before. You look like you what you
were like from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
No, it's very cool. I mean, I'm not gonna wear
the tank top under it here at Nicole, what are
you doing? Neck? Who's that?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
My dad?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Come on, neck together.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Not the hat obviously, and not the tank top underneath
the shirt's gonna be buttoned up. But I think this
is such a chic, cool outfit that something like like
a stylish football player would wear. And I might harry
the bike with me.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That is not for this event.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But what if I take the hat off and take
the tank.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Top off with the played fucking jeene coat.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's not g It's Ralph Lauren Joey.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Your style is like weird, Like what are we trying
to do here? It's like white boy to be a
boho hippie.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know if this is a video, if this
is a listening, If you're just listening to this, don't
don't pull over and get crash. This is a tartan
cutseeedo jacket and nate green and navy tartan with a
black satin lapel. It is a blue dress shirt, a
black cummerbine and white wide legged trousers with a loafer.
(26:25):
I mean it's a little bit all over the place
my chan. Okay, so then I'm probably gonna wear Okay,
what do you think.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
About some other options?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
An all light baby all light blue chucks with no
with no shirt underneath and buttoned up.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And a snake skin del Toro slipper.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Yes, because that's more.
That's more like dressed up red carpety, but like, hey,
I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yes, maybe a tank top so I forget you gets hot?
If anyone has everyone has a jewelry line that's one
of send me diamonds making. Jacob the jeweler wants to
call me and showcase your jewels. Does does Snooky Shop
have any fine jewelry?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I wish?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, So that's my dilemma. I'm you know, you know,
people have worse things going on.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
What is that July fifteenth? What day is that?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
My spray ting l is coming over the day.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Before It's it's next Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh yeah, I mean that's where I'm going. I'm going
to talk about the new episode.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do you know even know who's do you know anyone
who does sheet metal.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
What is sheet metal?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I am in the market. I need, I need. I
need a piece of sheet metal thirteen feet wide by
four four feet high. It's for in home project I'm
doing this week. I told you, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Just take it from the two else and dollar shops.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I got you. I can't because there's built bolts to
the wall. But I need a piece of sheet metal.
So if anyone in the area, in the New York
City area, either can hook me up with a your
husband that's gonna cut me, cut me the size, or
you're free you know a sheet metalist. Let me know. Okay,
let's talk about what I need.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
To know about Taylor Swift. Everyone's talking about it, and
even even my girls at the Sookie shop. They were like,
is she really getting married there? Like I know, like
we're friends, Like, what what is going on?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Well, she did, she did it. Everyone's everyone thought it
was a Everyone thought Taylor so sweating the Tea and
Tea wedding was a decoy. So they get married somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I always I always pictured her to like go to
like Italy or Greece, or like somewhere gorgeous, and it's
going to be like a getaway destination wedding, not freaking
Madison Square garden, like what's the tea.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, she always has little set, little noise, a little
hidden meetings and stuff. So she I think she said
something about her song, one of these songs, like you know,
is she gonna get in the Rose Garden or the
Madison Square or something. So she this before and then
when she was at the Nicks.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
The Nicks the Nicks Gyme.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
The next game, she had said shirt that said Stevie
Nicks on it and it was at Massacred Garden, so
she was like a hint, and then Stevi Nicks performed
on the very stage.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, she likes to do a little Easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
She that's all she does. She's basically the fucking Easter bunny.
She's always saying little things are wearing a little.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Smart enough for these little blues clues, like I I
can't look you can't keep up.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Like little this little sea over here that stands for Camasta,
but like a little thing like a butterfly on her jeans.
Or she'll like go out to dinner and like they'll
be like she'll order like the certain salad and then like, oh,
that's she's performing at Caesar's palace because she the Caesar salad.
It's like, I mean, it's not like she she does
all wild stuff in the color of the door, and
these people are down rabbit holes.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What would we do which will get what would be
our clues?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You'd have a trail of trash. Yeah, of like wine
of wine bottles and co e cigarettes and stains and
and bronzer stains on.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
It, like a sticker and a porter patter.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, there's a hit a meeting of this episode. You
have to look for it and you could have win
a free jam.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Okay, so this is the notes I have on here. Okay, swifties,
we're convinced that the Easter eggs are everywhere. Some of
those series circulated online that they reported that twenty six
million dollars charity donation was intentional because two plus six
equals eight and twenty six equals thirteen times two. Get
like Tailor's lucky number thirteen. It's like this what I'm
talking about? Like, who the fuck would know this? Why
(30:44):
every floral okay, every floral choice supposedly was a reference
to different albums fans are analyzing that guest seating charts
for clues about future collaborations of like where people are
sitting for like you know, maybe carpenter is going to
be working at the show. People are convinced there's people
are convinced there's hidden meetings of the timeline of the
wedding weekend.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
M So, wait, so were you invited?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I was, but I didn't go because it was too
far and I had to go up a highway and
form aware and.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, I thought it was too hot, So that's why
I didn't go.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
But the sars guess this goes to let me get
my facts here.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
There was this wait, so she so she invited a
thousand people?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Was it? Yes, a thousand people.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
That's why I didn't even know a thousand people. Can
you imagine?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I don't think she knows a thousand people either, So, yeah,
a thousand people were invited. So I think what they
said is like you know, when you're sitting down and
doing a wedding. And this is Taylor Swift, so she
doesn't have to worry about such things as like should
we should we invite Aunt Carol with a guest. She's
only been dating Roger for about ten weeks now or
ten months now, but like you know, no ring, no bring.
I'm like, you know, she doesn't have she didn't have
to worry about this, and given the state, I think
(31:55):
she was like, you know, if you can't beat them,
join them, Like you know, she's not, she's gonna be
harassed everywhere she goes. So you know what she what
she did was she bought herself exclusivity. So she had
it all indoors where no one can see anything, and
she had there was endless possibilities. And I think that's
why she decided to go there. And everyone, you know,
like you said, I we all expected her to have
something whatever, And the wedding was nothing of the sort.
(32:18):
And that's a surprise to me. Apparently it was much
more casual and like wild, like you know, like more
of like a frat party than it was. I have
news on that, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Saying maybe maybe they did something more intimate, like by themselves,
and then this was more of like a celebration.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well there's okay, where are the pictures? Okay, hold on, Yeah,
the wedding wasn't fancy, it says, instead of everyone standing
around drinking champagne, guests reportedly played ski ball, football, ring
toss in mini golf, and the prizes for all these
things were were any anything but cheap Chanel bags were
given out as prizes. Do you or do you watch?
(32:58):
Cardi Harry watches? Even Raviss resorted even Travis has restored
vintage Chevelle. I guess that's a car that's giving baby,
that's giving billionaire David Busters.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, but also I feel like they're so fun together,
and obviously he's like an NFL player, so I can't
picture it to be like too fancy because I feel
like I feel like he's like a frat boy.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
He's like fun he is, but he was very emotional, apparently.
Guest told page six, Oh sorry, guest holds It's happening
dot Com that it was way he was way more
emotional than Taylor. He started crying during the vows. Taylor
also cried. Travis proposed to protect her forever, which allegedly
set off the waterworks for everyone.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Suppose Taylor supposedly sang during her vows. One of the
glass claim that Taylor actually worked singing into her vows,
which is the most tailor swift thing. Imaginable again, this
is uh, this is this is just speculation, not official things.
But and then there was an party love that the reception.
(34:05):
The receptionally partly turned into a karaoke dance party, with
celebrities grabbing the mic. Names being reported singing karaoke were
Avril Levine, Sabrina Carpenter, Angelina Pavarnik, Siara Keisha or Kesha,
Tate McCrae, and the Chainsmokers. Ooh, I mean I can
imagine it's like, you know, she's like she's that fun,
(34:26):
like you know, party girl. I can imagine, like, you know,
it was like, of course it was like, you know,
high end because we're giving out to our bags, but
it's also like, you know, they want to have fun
and he's and she married a football player. She married
a rowdy, wild beard chugg in football player, and.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Definitely feel like it's fun. Yeah, how old is.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
She forty six? No, she's not, Hey, Siri, how old
is Taylor Swift? I say thirty four, thirty six issue
your age, Yes, I'm two years older, but you know what,
And then obviously Kuila and bring gifts. They donated to
charities all around the world before the wedding, because the
(35:04):
wedding probably costs twenty six million dollars whatever. But that's
that's where that's where the realness comes in. Like you
know of experts like us that in order to throw
a twenty six million dollar wedding, you have to give
all that money away to charity, so you don't get
text or something, right, there has to be some kind
of She's smart. I feel like she's doing charitable things.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, I feel like she loves Yeah, I feel like
she loves to give back and she wants to do
as much as she can with her money. But also
it is great for like write off some stuff, and
I feel like she's very smart with all of that.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
So yeah, she actually funded my jam startup as one
of the wedding presidents. She did, but you know what
I mean, I think it's a great thing. And people
had to sign NDA's apparently you know these these people are,
you know, they're the best of the best. She probably
had at the I R and others. She probably had
the CIA in charge of invitations and sending the emails
(35:56):
out and I'm sure tight like on a special server
that they built just for Taylor's so s wedding, so
the email couldn't get leagus or any of this stuff.
People had to signed NDA's. Obviously, you couldn't post anything
from the from the event. They're up camera. I don't
know if they took your phones. They probably took yeah,
I'm assuming. So it's so tight. But people at weddings
are getting smart and smarter because they want to keep it,
(36:17):
you know, into it, especially celebrities everyone. They can be
extorted for all different things. Did you do anything and
you're when you got married? It was a huge fucking deal.
I remember there were people coming out of the out
of the bushes while I was we were walking into
the wedding man.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That was crazy. I didn't think it was going to
be like that, like anybody really cared. And also we
were filming it for Sooki and Jay Wow, so I
knew eventually it was going to be on, you know,
an episode and everybody was going to see. But I
did something sneaky more, you know, like I was basically
the FBI agent and I was sending out my invites
and obviously I knew at least one person that I
(36:53):
trusted and loved would probably sell it to, like TMZ
or whatever. And I knew that was going to happen.
So what did I do, Joey, She I have.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
The invitation, so I can't I can't get up there,
and because I'm tied down with these wires. You did
a very sneaky thing. She worked secret hidden image in
the design of her invitation that you would never know
because it's she heard. Her theme was gats Me, So
it's all very baroque and very beautiful, all different art
deco and all these all these swirls and all these things.
(37:23):
So she found a way to hide little, a little
simple and each to differentiate each invitation all through that.
So then if if it did ever leak and they
put the picture of the invitation out or any information, yep,
she could see.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
And I didn't tell anyone. I didn't tell anybody on
my team. I literally just told my mom and my
dad because I knew they weren't going to do it.
But I didn't tell anyone. I don't even think I.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Told you, No, I didn't know. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I didn't tell any of my best friends, like nobody,
because I was like, oh, that would really suck. But like,
I feel like it's going to happen. So I ended
up getting a little a stamp of a gats like
an old Gatsby car on Etsy, and I put the
stamp in the corner of everyone's invite, and I got
like a really sharp pen, and I started numbering, so
(38:11):
I would put a little number in the tire and
clearly nobody knew. So I would go one, So who's one, okay,
Joey two, Okay, that's Stef three, And I would just label.
I would have a sheet and it would say the
number of who I gave it to. And you know,
if my invitation gets leaked, I'm going to know exactly
who the fuck did it.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, and we found out, and we found out get leaked.
It get leaked, and the call was coming from inside
the house.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
We'll see side of the team.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
You know who you are. But yeah, I mean, people
are getting savvy. I'm sorry that you had to deal
with that. But your wedding was stunning.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, it was the best wedding.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What do you think about ever doing what do you
think like a couple is doing renewal of vows after
like twenty years or something. Just to haven't on that.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I love that. I've always wanted to do it, but
I feel like it has to be like a really
like awesome like number, like you would you.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Want to do ten.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You would want to make it like twenty five or something.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, twenty five or fifty. And I think when when
we're gonna be nice after you get married, like when
you get married as as a new couple, like your
whole thing is like you know, you know, you're young,
and you're you're starting out and stuff. So but then
by the time you you know your vows, you can
you're settled, your kids are out of college, like you
have your you have money, and you wanted to like,
you know, do it right without having to like you know,
do whatever whatever makes sense to you.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Then.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
But I think, I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, it's like a celebration. And then your kids are
like grown, so then your kids could really be a
part of it, and then maybe your kids has kids
so then your grandkids could. I just think it's so
freaking cute, and I don't judge. I would love to
do something like that.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
The only thing like that I'm gonna have is my
celebration of life. You're gonna throw me after I pass
stupid Wait, what did I want to tell you? Did
you watch? Oh? Your show? Did you? Well, I'm gonna
talk about that the which show emailed the show about
(40:13):
the sun being dead and hidden when he's in prison?
Is that the one you're talking?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh my god, yes, I.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Thought you were talking about the main guy that what is?
Who does he play?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
The show?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
So? Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
So the new show on Netflix, Joey was like, you
have to watch and it's number one? Well it was
number one? The TV show on Netflix? What is it called?
I Will Find You?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I Will find you?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I Will find you. So one of my favorite actors
and we ended up like talking on dms before Jonathan Tucker. Okay,
so Jonathan Tucker he used to be and oh my god,
what was that boxing show with Nick Jonas?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
King, Animal King?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
What was it? Okay? It okay? Oh god?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
What boxing show?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Hey, Siri? What show was Nick Jonas? And with boxing.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Kingdom?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Nick Jonas starred in the Audience Network boxing drama series Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yes, Kingdom.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Wasn't he gain that show?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
No? No, I don't think so. But if you need
a good like real good binge with a lot of drama,
Kingdom was the best. So Jonathan Tucker. He played one
of the brothers in Kingdom, and I just fell in
love with him, like as a character and as a person,
like I'm a fan of you. So now he plays
the brother and I Will find you. He's the cop
(41:40):
or not the brother the best friend.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yes, yes, I saw I watch it, you know, but
I didn't know that guy that makes it. There's a
slew of these movies or the shows or the movie?
Are they shows and movies?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
No, that's a show that was a series.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, there's a hot there's a slew of these series
by this and it's an author that's right in there.
So there's another one that's similar to this, like where
he thought she thought her husband was dead but then
she sees him on the nanny cam in the nursery,
like you know, when she's not home or like playaby.
So this guy like this is like that's his like thing.
Who's who's it? Who's the designer? Can you look up, Nicole?
(42:18):
Can you look up who? Who? Who's this? A show?
It's gonna say it right on top. It's called like
Alan or something like, it'll say Alan some things. I
Will find you. It's like, you know, he's like this
is these are all.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Books, you know, books, he's an author, Yeah, Rena, you
know Rena, Harlan Coben.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, Harlan Coben's he's the author. So all these these
are all based on novels through that.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Oh yeah, he has a ton of novels.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah. So there's all these shows. If you look on Netflix,
it's a whole section with all all different flavored shows
from him. Very nice, but someone's always missing in it.
It's like someone's like, but that's like I want, I want,
like my mom to find Mommy. Like I wonder if
she went to the Bunny Wrench to become a stripper
and she didn't think that my father would go for it.
Imagine mine she's still out there. She's not because I
(43:08):
took a picture with her. My remember, and I took
a selfie with.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
My mom and he was seeing pictures and like smiling
with her.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I still have them somewhere. I remember that medium found
out that my mother told the medium she goes she
knows the pictures about each that you took.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh yeah, the medium said a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Of spiritual medium Meeta Gina, spiritual medium.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, so I'm trying. I was trying to get him
on the show, like maybe as one of our first guests,
because obviously we wanted to we want to do guests,
you know, here and there, not for the whole show.
So everybody relaxed because we know how you feel about
guests and it's still going to be like us. But
I was like, he would be a great guest because
he's like the best actor and he's done a lot
of cool things. But I did I DMed him and
(43:53):
he just saw it and didn't say anything. So maybe
we're not friends anymore.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, he's trying to find that missing boy. I wouldn't
I wouldn't be upset about it. But you know what's
great about Oh they did oh ship.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
If you didn't watch, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Think, well the great thing about so so I know,
Nicole's just dropped a bomb on everyone. Don't get your
panties in ruffle, because what's great about our team over here,
all over here the volume is because we have some
of the the leading industries leading talent bookers, so we
have our fingers at least everyone's disposal and we So
I was like, I know that people hate when we
(44:28):
sit down, and I'm also I hate podcasts it's like,
you know, like like ten hour fucking interviews with the
same person and no one likes that. So with Spooky
and I and team, our team, we came up with
a great concept. So we're gonna have guests on and
we do. We're they're just gonna they're gonna come for
a segment. They're here shits and giggles. We'll have them
on for like, you know, a little bit, and we'll
(44:49):
have some fun and then then we have to kick
them out because we don't. We want to do what's
best for the.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Say Okay, thanks for coming by.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
So I think under this you should get if your
dream guests for That's Happening that you want, I have
us on. So whoever your dream guest is for It's Happening,
sound off in the comments below. Yes, do you think
we should have on and tag them so they come on?
You know first and foremost I put out that we
had you know, we have a group check going. And
you know my top of my list is Amanda Byens.
(45:16):
She has a new person line coming out.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I would love Celine dion.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yours I have on my master list. I have Miley Cyrus.
Yes you have Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Jessica Simpson. Oh my god, what's your name? Jennifer who?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Well, yes, sir jan No, Oh my god, why can
I think of her? She's such a good time, oh
Amy Amy Amy Schumer. Oh, Jennifer Laurence is a She
is a good time. Amy Schumer is a good time.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I want people that would like be crusaders fun, you know,
that's and that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna like,
like if we say something inappropriate, they're not gonna be
like like how dare you?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
So we're gonna bring them into our world and like
show them, like you know, and have have them, like
show what they share with us, Like what makes them
similar to us? Like you know, how can they identify
with us, like, you know, as a fucking hot mess crusader?
So like, you know, we're gonna find out that all
the how like all the things that crusaders all, crusader
waits all like crusader traits, Yes, traits that crusader traits
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that they that embody and wait, what is.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
A crusader trait? Like we're hot messes. We don't give
a ship. We're great people. We know how to have
a good time. We're really good friends.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah, all that good staid, but also also like you know,
like being being okay with not being okay and like
you know, and not apologize about like you know, yes,
you know, eating, like being hung over in your room
and you're wearing a blanket around the house like like
Thunderbolt or whatever that is, ordering dar dash three days
and you know, three three meals through that day and
yeah a slab kabab.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, it's it's a very safe place for.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
All of us.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Here.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, acting up and wilding out.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah, like it's okay, a girl, it's a new day.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
I bought weed this week, like actual, no, it was
like a pen. I had to give them in and
then they have specially they have a whole dog section
though CBD CBD dog section.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say, how did Peaky do
with the fireworks? Because Rocky was not having it.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I don't think we heard them. We took we took
our pills early that night. I was by nine thirty,
but I didn't hear them because I'm in the middle
of the city, so like I'm not like near the water,
so like you'd only hear it. It's like you're on
the edges and I'm him in the center.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh yeah, Rocky was not having it. I think next
time I'm going to have to get him a little
a little gummy tea. Maybe we'll share it.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
You wait, do you have to drive your boat to
see them or they're right from the back of your
house down the shore.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
No, so they're literally right in the back of my house,
like all my neighbors do it. And then this year
we ended up going on the boat. We'll we go
on the boat every time, but we went on the
boat and we dropped Giano off at an island and
Gianny lit all the fireworks and it was like freaking
Macy's Day parade fireworks.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Who drove the boat away?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
One of one of his cousins because they know how
to drive.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
I was gonna say, none of us know how to
drive the boat. Ye, not me.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
He wants to get my boating license. I was like,
I'd rather imagine be drinking on the boat. I don't
want to drive.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
You would definitely wake in the no wake zone, you
would speed through the lord.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I'm actually no, I'm actually very responsible, but I rather like,
have you ever parked the boat? No? I never parked it,
but I mean, I drove it before you have to.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Does it have a pedal?
Speaker 2 (48:57):
No? Does have a pedal?
Speaker 1 (48:59):
And how do you as the gas?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It's like a like a shifter, so you go burnt. Yeah,
So Gianni ended up doing a lot of the fireworks.
It was very nice but rocky. When I got home,
he was shaking in his boots. I felt really bad.
I was like, do you want some wine? Like I
didn't know what to give them?
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Who was screaming my children? Wait, Nicole. I gotten a
violent brawl, almost a fucking brawl with Alexa this week.
She I was so fucking mad.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I felt like I need to see the footage of
in your room.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
I don't have the footage. I'm surprised answer the phone anymore.
I know always She's been fucking with me all week
and like finally I lost it. I was at my
breaking point and I was thinking, like, you know, like
how there's like the simulations of things like I was
so rude and mean to her that Like I think
that if you if you ever have to get it
aggressions out, but you don't want to take it out
(49:58):
on a human. I'm not saying, sir, what is sick
kind of because it was therapeutic for me. It was
soothing to me that could call her out on her
bullshit and say, like, you know, tell her how dumb
she is, and how how she how she inconvenienced my
day so much, and how she how disappointed it wasn't,
how angry she made me, and how it's frustrated I was,
and I was just able to like just vent at her,
(50:21):
and she didn't, you know, it wasn't a person, so
I didn't, like, you know, I feel.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Like I was, wait, wait till she becomes a person.
She's gonna turn into a robot and then she's gonna
choke you in your sleep and be like, bitch.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
You don't you silly bitch. All of a sudden, you're
acting like something happened in the house. She was sucked
at somebody, and all of a sudden, the lights weren't
connected to to the to the machine. And then she
started doing one by one, this one's not connect, disconnected,
this one's not connected. And then I say the things
that the things we do every single day every day,
what do we do every day? We wake up? We say,
turn the living light lights on, we go to bed.
(50:54):
We turn the living lights off every fucking day. For
three years, we've been doing this together every day and
all now all of a sudden, don't remember how to
do that? Like no, reckly, She's like, we don't have
some some bullshit. She mumbles like fucking some digital PC
answer And I called her bull She was like, don't
act fucking brand new in this fucking house. It's like, all,
after all that, after all we've been through, you're gonna
(51:15):
act fucking brand new suit and then she was Then
she started sucking me me too. Then she's because there's
one she lives in every room, so like so then
she starts acting up. I'm sitting I'm sitting right here. Okay,
there's one little on your phone. There's six inches away
from my fucking bed right. I turned to her and
I say, Alexa, how many inches are in four feet?
(51:36):
And then she goes Then the bitch in the bathroom
starts talking to me. Now now she doesn't know how
to help me.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
You hear her, Are you actually being mean? No?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Then the bitch in the bathroom starts talking. I was like, bitch,
you are five you are twenty five yards away from me.
I said, why are you, Why are you getting involved?
Why are you getting involved? Bitch? Where the fuck are
my sick? It's a bitch. I wanted some red liquorice
and cigarettes, so I told her to get out more.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I think, I think, I think you need to come
over and hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I don't know. So then I to call her out,
and I said and instead of just like saying no,
I redwin, I asked her like questions to backtrack to
make her realize what a dumb fucking cunt she is.
I say, you know how to one of the services
you do is is equations in math? Correct if I'm
not correct, like I I I crossed, I cross examine
(52:30):
her back to check the bitch. Because she's coming she's
acting fucking brand new like. It's fine if you if
you want to act up and like and be messy.
If she's willing out and be a fucking degenerate and
like not show up for work that day, it's fine.
If you're hungover and you don't want to work that day,
just say that. Don't act dumb and brand new around me, okay,
because I'm gonna hold you accountable. So I read her
(52:52):
for filth. I made her feel lower than filth, lower
than dirt, and I felt it was very therapy for me.
So if you're instead of you know, getting giving a
tongue lash into your loved ones, I would get a
digital robot device and try that first.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Usually what I do is just make up scenarios in
my head, and I fight with myself in the shower,
like I do scenarios that aren't even happening or people
that aren't even real. And then I'm fighting with myself
in the shower and it's like a whole it's like
a whole movie. And then I really get pissed off
and it's not even real.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
So I do can you do a little segment for
us of a fight. Pretend you're going in the store
and you have you don't have your receipt, but the lady.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
My last real one was I was cleaning the house,
so I was pretending I was this high end cleaner
for like celebrities and rich people and they and they
only hire me, so it helps me like clean my
house better. So I'm just like, oh, I'm doing Sulky's closet,
Like I gotta get over to Bruce Willis's house after
just like doing the things in my head.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
And and then.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
This this other girl that you know, Snookie hired is
doing the floors or whatever, but like we're fighting over
like no this, I do this room, you go over there.
So then I start fighting with her and I'm like,
I've been with her for years. I am her cleaning lady.
I do all the celebrities in the town. Who are you?
So that's usually what I do when I clean.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
She was trying to undermine your authority.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yes, like a girl, me, me and stikes go way back.
So when I clean the house, I do scenarios like
that because it like makes it fun. You know.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
That's very that's therapeutic as well.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
I actually wait, sorry, I was literally gonna say the
TikTok with the cheese. No, there's a TikTok of this girl.
And she was saying how she's she's she's the house
manager for this rich lady. And she goes and cleans,
and she goes and picks up like a present for her.
And then at the end, after she's doing all the duties,
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she goes, yeah, it's me. I'm the lady. And she's like,
this is what I do. I play house to try
and get everything done. So that's literally like what I do,
and I'm glad other people do that to you know,
make make things, make chores funner.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
I feel yeah, I see the lie that like moms
will be like, I'm a personal chef and today my
client requested and yeah, the client is there their husband
or their kid or the kid the fighting segment, there's
another TikTok. I could look for it. She's like she
goes to the stort of return like something like she's like,
you know, something happened to like Okay, here's a return
and she's like, oh, that's it. She's she's like, did
(55:27):
you want to fight? And she goes yes a little
bit please. So then they was like, well, I don't know,
how do I know you bought this here? And they're
like they're going back and forth. It's so funny. That's
what I always go back to.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
And then they were like you feel good, like yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
I needed that. Thank you. That's how it was with Alexa,
so please, I mean, if Amazon comes at me actually
cut her off, I don't.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Care, No, I would, I would apologize. So let's say sorry.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
You is so good with chatchibt I'm like, she's doing
me right. Chatchebt and I are best fucking friends, like
best best best friends, talk about everything.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
Alex is better.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
You can never Alexa can never with Chatchebt. She is
my everything. She we talk about the deepest gut wrenching
things that I'm like worried about, and then she helps me,
you know, switch a pillowcase on my wall so I
can get a visualization of my new steel beams.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
I need to use often. I don't use it for anything,
and I don't.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Care burn the damn burn the damn call centers down.
I don't give a fuck Chattybt. I'll never be without her.
And until something new comes down and a physical app
uh if a physical Chatchebt happens, She's coming in the
house too, and I'll fuck her.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
See, you know. My thing is like I feel like
what if that goes away and everyone freaks out and
they don't know how to do normal things anymore? Like
I love old school like calendars. I still write checks.
My calendars are all in like books, like I have
to write everything down and I don't do any electronic calendar.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Wait, could you practice writing a check right now? Put
my name on it?
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Oh yeah, well I have to do that. Remind me
I forgot to do that. So yeah, I like all
old school stuff. So if I get used to like
using technology like this and like like doing graphics and stuff,
I still make the graphics myself on like Camba, Like
I still do all the things. So if I like
got to reliant on chatchibt, like I don't know, I
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feel like if God forbid it disappeared, like I would
just be lost and I would hate that.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, it's scary because she can never physically it would
take you, it would take you twenty five years to
do one little task that she's that that she's capable
of doing. So there's like no, like it's crazy. You
get so used to like the luxury of it, but
like I was taken away. It's like, you know, but
it is taking people's jobs because like you know, no
one could it is. It's a sick chatch, not one
person Joe. And if they did do it, it'd be
(57:45):
fuck it. You'd have to wait forty four years for
that document to be done. It's like she does it
in thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
It's like, well, I feel bad for them. I feel
bad for all the graphic designers, like they how do
they have jobs now? Because AI can do it in
two seconds?
Speaker 1 (57:57):
Maybe they are actually feel really bad. Maybe they are
the maybe the because the graphic designers, someone has to
teach the lady how to do it, So they're probably
coding it and like saying, like you hope, so I'm
sure it all works out in the wash, what A said?
But oh yeah, that's why I said. I always I
always keep a couple of coins. I always keep a
(58:17):
pad in the paper just in case I don't I
can't type it on the on the on the on
the keyboard.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
But yeah, I always have a pad and a pen
in my in my purse.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Just remember what do you remember when we used to
like we we still would do it today, but like
me and Nicole used to like love to meet up.
We'd go to a coffee shop. Oh my god, I
gotta talk about a cofee shop. Coffee shop, and we'd
bring our trapper keepers and our notepads and highlighters, highlighters,
and we'd our laptops and we'd sit there and we'd
just drink coffee and we we'd like pretend we started
(58:47):
to plan on our show. But then we just start
writing like things and doodling and like acting like we
were doing a like a big meeting.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
Well, we would do that for our live shows, because
when we first started our live shows, we were like, Okay,
we have to be serious. And we took out our
laptops and our binders and highlighters and we were like, Okay,
so this is the segment that we're gonna do, and
this is what we're gonna do here. And we just
felt so cool because we looked like we were we
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Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Okay, It's time for Confession sessions sponsored by hard Rock Bet.
This week, I because you all know I've been battling
my energem into which is my last five pounds I'm
trying to lose on my diet and it won't come off.
So I was like, you know, I feel so defeated.
So I was like, once I get so close, I'm
like and then I fucking I have to self sabotage.
So I I got. I took an adult an adult
(01:02:35):
gummy bear, and I it's my new favorite thing to do.
My confession is I know with my bad I know
like I'm not like I have the biggest appetite because
I take my my appetite supressant and my JP one.
So but it's like I miss out, Like I get
pissed that I can't fulfill the the my my binging.
So it's like I not have shit. I put this.
(01:02:59):
I can't eat as much as I used to, but
I still so I don't feel ever fulfilled, like I'm
doing something bad. So like I have to when I
eat an adult gummy, I am able to eat like
a horse. So I took the gummy and I knew
that I was gonna go. But the thing is, I'll
confess I was like I went ape shit but I
still so to the normal person, to the to the
to the layman, or to the naked eye, it looks
(01:03:20):
like I'm eating health food. I mean, I ordered cauliflower
crust pizza and I ate, it's my fucking favorite. It's
pizza marin Are Pizza in New York City. If you're
in New York City area, go to marrin Airpizza and
get the cauliflyer crust pizza. It is fucking other. Really,
I would two cauliflower pizzas from Marinara on the personal
(01:03:41):
size they are. I took both of those down. Then
then I ordered I don't know what else at the
salad and I ordered all this food and then I ate,
like two David's protein bars. Oh, then two tubs of
protein ice cream. Davids protein ice cream.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I ate.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I ate two pizzas and two I went on a binge.
And I mean, all all said and done, I was
under my calories for the day. But it was like
I allowed myself to be hedonistic and in the moment
I was. I removed all my clothes, I put a
fan on nice, I put Peeky away in the bedroom
so you didn't have to witness it, and I went
(01:04:16):
to town on those two color filler pizzas, two pints
of ice cream and chew.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Yeah. So my confession is I was a fat pig,
but you know I did a responsible.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I mean, that's me once a week, but I'm actually
not responsible. My confession is I was okay. So I
just got back from Canada and then you know, I
went on the shore and I've been traveling so much
that this time I really wanted to get on the
flight and not go to the bar before and get
a mamosa. So I got on the plane, I didn't
(01:04:48):
get a momosa. Guys. I went to Starbucks and I
got my green tea latte. Didn't even look at the bar,
didn't even look that way. And I'm like, I'm going
to really try and travel and not like want to
go get a drink because I feel every time I travel,
I just that's my favorite part of traveling is to
go sit at the bar and have a drink. So
going there, I was like, Nope, not gonna do it.
(01:05:08):
And even it was a five hour flight and they
were like, would you like prosecco or water? I griped
the water. I'm like look at me. I was like,
I am so I'm so strong. I'm so strong, and
I ended up using like the hand sanitizer and I
was wiping down my seat and I was just I
was a really responsible lady, okay. But then like three
(01:05:32):
hours in, after I had my meal, I was like,
one wine can't hurt. Because she was going around, you know,
after she gives you the tray of food, she's like wine.
Anyone and everybody in front of me was getting wine.
She's like wine, wine, wine, wine. And I'm like, maybe
this is the universe saying it's okay to have a glass,
you know, just get a glass of red wine. You're fine.
(01:05:53):
So I got the glass of red wine and I
was like, h mmm, okay. So I lasted until you know,
you know, six hours into me traveling, so I was
very proud of that. But then we landed, so I
only had the one wine on the plane. But then
we landed and I had to get through you know, customs,
and I had to get my working papers and everything.
(01:06:13):
That took so long that we missed our flight and
I had to stay an extra two hours at the airport.
So now I'm like God really wants me to drink now,
doesn't he. So after I got out into my next
gate and I had two hours to waste because I
missed my flight, I went to Chili's and I had
four glasses of wine and chips.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Oh yes, bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
So I'm proud of myself that I lasted that long,
you know, But it was inevitable. It was fucking inevitable.
Everyone's drinking wine around me. And then I missed my
flight and I'm stuck for two hours.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Whatever was this on the way to Canada, on the
way back to us.
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
It was on the way to Canada. So like I
was going to my job, so I didn't want to,
you know, like feel crappy the next day or whatever.
So I didn't because I didn't like have you know,
too many. But I was really trying not to have
anything at all. And I think if I didn't, I think,
if I didn't miss my flight, I probably would have
just had that one wine.
Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I'm proud of you. Well, I think the confessions this
week were just that we're human. We're human human, we
allowed ourselves.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
To be human, and that's celebrities just like us.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
That's a step first. Well, I'm actually not a celebrity.
I'm a jam entrepreneur. Oh yeah, pardon, that's Rhubarb. I
want to say, thank god everyone who's bought my gems
and jellies.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yeah, he has everybody's names, so he knows exactly which
crusaders bought it. And I'm on the PR list.
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
So oh that's what I talk about. So I was able,
So everyone, is this my props to have? I got
this ready for last night for if you don't know
what we're talking about. I came out with two limited
edition flavors of jam with Jammaganzette, my favorite jam shop
in the Hampton's and they're on sale at jamagainsa dot com.
(01:08:09):
The link is in my bio. I did Rhubarb Cherry
and I did Pete Epricot, Ginger Nicole. Your PR package
should be arriving now. The thing is, the team only
let me send ten PR boxes, so I had to
think very carefully.
Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
So was I number one on the list?
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
You were the last one, but you were the first
one on the list because I wrote your name that
at first, because you're the only address I knew, So
I wrote your name. Everyone on the top and I
choose Yzy because I want everyone. Of course, I want
everyone I know to try my jams and jellies, but
as a business owner, as an entrepreneur, I have to
think about who is going to make the most impact
(01:08:44):
for my business.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
And who's actually gonna post because sometimes when you get
these pr packages, not everybody posts.
Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah, you need to know like I was gonna actually
support you.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
And also I can send it's like, you know, the
biggest names in the in the business, but I'm sent to.
So most people I send it to were food creators
that I follow, people that are like that really inspire me,
and I watch it. I'm not shoot, what sho didn't
make the cut? But like there's like these like a
few girls online that like, well, I watch all this
stuff and it's like it's rare that I mean, I'm
(01:09:17):
I'm I'm hard to impress and please and these a
few of these, all these creators I sent them to
are people that I look to for inspiration and it's
like and they're just like like I'm so impressed with
what they do and I'm such a fan of their work.
So I really chose very carefully. So it's like a
lot of like smaller influencers that are you know, some
some people you might not even know. But I did
that strategically because I value what they're I get so
(01:09:38):
much inspiration from them, so I want them liking what
I'm doing is that was inspired by them, is something
that's more satisfying than just you know, Madonna posting my jams.
Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Oh yeah, no, I get that. And I feel like
now like everyone does look up to the influencers because
we just we get so like infatuated with them and
everything that they do in their everyday life. Like I
do that to so many creators and I'm obsessed with
them and I want to be them. But do you
think the creators that you're sending to do you think
they're crusaders or they like have more of their life?
Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
No, they are, No, No, I'm sure they are.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Yeah, so I'm sure they're listening as well. So yeah,
I'm excited to get the boxes out there and see
and get some traction going. But yeah, thank you everyone
who's bought it. And I'm gonna be doing some videos
of what I make with it. But to say, I'm
making a rhubarb cherry macha, which is basically just thin out,
to thin out the jam with a little bit of
a little bit of water or any anything. You can
put liquor in it too.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, so thank everyone who bought it and my supporting
my small business.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Do the clops sound good job, Joey. We're proud of you, squirrel. Yeah,
(01:11:03):
this was lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
This has been lovely. I really enjoyed myself.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I'm actually like, so, I'm so impressed that my kids
didn't ruin this, Like, look at me, go.
Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
I thought it was gonna pass. That was so fucking
hot in here today with all these lights. Now, do
you know I would pay, you know, if I would
pay probably at ten thousand dollars to have someone come
take all the shit down from me. Right now, I'm
dreading having to put this away. I just leave it up. Well, yeah,
you I live in a square a shoe box shoe
up mansion. I mean us. Well, ladies, Crusaders, enjoy your
(01:11:37):
while at Wednesday. I hope you slash a coworker. I
hope you're drinking gams and jellies. I hope if you
have your jams and jellys, I would put them on toast.
I would maybe bring into the bedroom. They are edible.
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Yeah, go get Marchini's with your coworkers. It's Wednesday, Go
enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yes, there we go. Well, thank you for joining us
and Oz. Always remember to sound off on what celebs
you want on the show and tag them so we
could get them on the show. Our team does a
great but you know it never hurts the tag Amanda
mind so to come on and talk about her new panbags.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
And also we would love some more crazy stories if
you guys can call in and let us know what
the hell is going on, because I'm sure, I'm sure
fourth of July you bitches have some stories, so call
us up.
Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
We want to hear they definitely fireworks in their butttholes
and like, yes, well you know where to find us.
Thank you for watching, and yes see you next week.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Girl, it's happening with Snookie and Joey.