Snooki & Joey SPILL SECRETS, call out Gucci bag rumors & REACT to MESSY listener calls

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's happening with.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Spooky and Joey.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Ladies, welcome to the show, everyone. Happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday. Spooky,
welcome back. How are you feeling? Now she..

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Now she what?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Spooky's back on the mend. She's finally feeling like herself
again after her... Trim Ultra Surgery.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm wearing a baby tee. I'm wearing a baby tee
and I'm sitting crisscross applesauce and I'm trying to light
some cone incense. But ladies, pour yourself a drink. Pour
yourself a vintage bottle of Missy Mama from 2004. And
light a spooky candle that you got during the sale
that we'll talk about later. And away we go. I'm

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trying to light cone incense because I'm very 90s today.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I feel like we're always 90s because we are 90s children. Oh,
he's breaking the set. How long does it take for
you to set up our set? So, I... You guys,
I'm in my office. Joey's in his living room. And
I just have to show... It's a tangled mess. Like,
I feel like... Because there's so many wires that there's

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going to be a fire. I feel like I have
to get more organized with my set. This stays up
all the time now. My leopard... My office turned into
a leopard heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
But, like, the wires and all this stuff, like... I
feel like I need to be a little more organized.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It takes me about half hour minimum to set everything up.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wait, but do you play house? Do you pretend like
you're a production person and you're like, okay, here we go?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I do a little bit. I pretend I'm production. Hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Look, he's not even set. Did you find our phone?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I have the phone. It was in the bottom of
my Lola blanket basket. I have this big basket full
of Lola blankets.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
And it was in the bottom of it because I, like,
I tried to go, like, to make, like, a cozy
in here. I have, like, a big bed in case
someone needs a throw. I have them all there, every
flavor and size. So it was at the bottom. But
it probably, maybe the ladies did it because it's so,
the phone is so cozy and fuzzy. It probably thought
it was part of the blanket collection.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But, yeah, I had to set this big-ass curtain up.
And so there's this huge, and it's to the ceiling.
So it's, like, these rods are, like, 12 feet tall.
And then I have two cameras. I have a camera here.
And a camera there. And then I have a machine
that connects the cameras to the camera machine that goes
into the computer and to the cameras. And then there's
the microphone machine. This machine has to be plugged in.

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The earmuffs got to be plugged in.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We have a lot of equipment, you guys. So I
really hope that you're enjoying this new setup because it
takes a minute.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
It does. And it's like every time I have to
do it, I'm like, okay. I feel like I was accomplished.
And my aura ring goes off. It's like, were you
doing housework? And it tells me, like, because it's the
most I've moved all day.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, I still need to get one.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, aura ring. Where are you at? Yeah. This told
me my body's in distress. This thing, I have an
aura ring I got.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Everyone has it now. It's like a thing.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's the best. Well, it tells you when you're at
your sleep. That's one thing. But it also tells you
if your body is, like, in distress. So, like, basically
because I, like, smoked a bunch of weed the other day.
And I picked out. Oh, you smoked weed?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I thought you were doing gummies. I didn't know you
were smoking it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, I'm not smoking it. It's a little pen. It's
like a vape pen, but it's like weed flavored. And
it gets your high. So I've been doing that, and
I've been eating all my favorite foods. What's the matter?
He needs a hit of the weed pen.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh, shit.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Lorenzo!

Speaker 1 (03:44):
This is messy motherhood. I want to play some music.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Help. Can school start already? Give me a minute. I've
got to beat somebody's ass.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Gordon!

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Gordon!

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I can't wait for school to start, bitches. Like, ugh.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
How much longer? I mean, I think next, this is
the last week in the summer. I mean, not, but
the summer, this is like our last summer episode. This
is like, we're going to need to fall slowly but surely. Ugh,
can't wait. We just have to like, you know, we
just have to wait. We don't want to get too excited.
But school's starting soon.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, thank God. It's next, so this weekend, this weekend
we're celebrating Lorenzo's 14th birthday party. So he's turning 14. Gross.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wait, how the fuck did that happen?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yuck.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I am a mom of a 14-year-old, so I'll probably cry.
And this weekend, I'm having my first drink. Oh.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
How exciting. She's back, bitches.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do you know what you have planned? Do you have
it planned out? Are you doing it at home? Are
you going to a local speakeasy?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, no, because I'm having Lorenzo's birthday party at my
shore house.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think I'm going to have some rosé. I'm either
going to do rosé or I'm going to do one
of the spike drinks. Not sure yet.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
But we'll see. I'm very excited. But also like I
need to like go slow because I haven't had anything.
So I'm going to like feel it on the first drink.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I've loved not having hangovers. Like I have to say that.
Like the anxiety and like feeling like crap. Loving that
I don't have that. But I do miss a drink
here and there. So to close out summer, I'm having
my first drink this weekend. I will keep you guys updated.
The next, I can't wait to tell you about it.
The next show. But yeah, this weekend is Lorenzo's 14th

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birthday party. We're doing his annual celebration that we do
every year down the shore. And then the following weekend
is Labor Day weekend. So Labor Day weekend and then boom,
spooky fucking season, bitches.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh, thank God. I mean, I can't. I'm ready. I'm
just excited about the electric bill going down. Do you
know that summer– this is probably on record the shittiest
summer I've ever had. But, you know, it's– I have
to agree. There's lows and highs and lows about my life.
There's highs and lows. Swimming is my favorite. And this
is the skinniest I've ever been since probably middle school. No, literally.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You could wear a thong.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I know. And I haven't been in a swimsuit. My
bathing suit didn't even fit me. I do have one
that does fit. But I haven't even been swimming all summer.
And that's sad because I love swimming.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Why don't you come down Labor Day weekend?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Is it going to be hot enough to swim?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, yeah, it's still going to be like 90 degrees.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okay, maybe.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I have to find lodging. Is your house full?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, yeah, my house is full, but maybe you could
sleep in the other house.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I may not.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, I would love to do that if possible. Me
and Billy can use a getaway.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But yeah, maybe I will swim because I would like
to go swimming one last time and then I'll be done.
And then I'll be done.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Over it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm so over it. I mean, you know I am, but...
you know, summer. Good riddance, mama. Good riddance.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, this summer sucked. Mine sucked just because like, I literally,
I don't know why I scheduled my surgery in the
middle of fucking summer. I know I had to get
it done, but like, what's waiting another month?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why didn't I wait another month?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, because then it's your birthday and then it's cheer
and then it's back to school and then it's, and
then the stores events. Like you, I know I've been
dealing with this for 20 years with you, but every,
every month I know exactly what, when she's not available
or something. Well, nope. That's, that's the cheer comp.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah. Oh, I know. Cheers is going to start to
take over my life. So I guess it was the
only time that I really could do my surgery. But whatever.
At least I'll be brand spanking new for the fall.
And Halloween, spookies, and then Christmas. Like, I'll be ready
to go, which is nice.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, Nicole.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Are you indulging?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm divulging.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Divulging.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, I've been telling Nicole. Something happened, and I haven't
told us all. I haven't told... The only person I
told was Billy, because he was there when it happened.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And..

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm serious. I'm so scared to tell you. I feel
like I killed your dog.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Who did you kill?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I didn't kill anyone, but something bad happened. Something really bad.
I'm going to send you a picture.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Did you leak a story about me?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, I wish. I'd be able to pay my rent, Mama. Oh,
you were. I'm sending it to you now.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Let me see. What is that? I don't even know
what that is.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's my bike lock.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Joey!

Speaker 1 (08:25):
My fucking bike got robbed.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Where's the bike?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
My bike got stolen. Someone fucking, like, at gunpoint. I mean,
it wasn't gunpoint, but, like, they fucking cut my bike, like, off.
And they took our fucking bike.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
How do you cut through metal? Nicole, I went. Are
they Ocean's Eleven? Like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, let me tell you. I left the bike. locked up,
it was right in the front of an elementary school
and a police station across the street with light, cameras everywhere, everywhere.
Lights on, and I bought this lock, Gianni, so if
you don't know this story, Gianni was nice enough, I'd
been wanting an e-bike my whole summer. Do you remember.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Guys, how he was complaining about not having a bike?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
He was like, I really need a bike.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I really need a bike.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Influencer scams with every brand. No one was biting. No
one was biting. So Gianni felt bad for me. Gianni
has his favorite fishing bike that he uses. His favorite bike.
We love Joey. I'm going to help him out. He's
going through some rough times. And Gianni was nice enough
to give me his $ 2, 000 fucking bike.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
And I got it, and I've been using it every
single day. You can see me on Instagram. I've been
going live on my bike. Peaky has a special holder
I got for him there. I spent so much money
just on this. I probably spent $ 2, 000 putting it into it.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
So rude.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I added brake lights that turn on when the lights
go on. I have a special horn I got. I
got blinkers and fucking rearview mirrors, side mirrors I bought.
People fucking suck. I got a bag that fits in
the back for my groceries. I was living large with
this bike. It's my favorite thing ever.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
And..

Speaker 2 (09:57):
This is so rude. I..

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Went so i bought this lock so i went to
the lot the big bag store in new york city
i was like okay guys listen this is my fucking
favorite thing in the world i need to make the
most secure lock you have the big the biggest best
one It was 200-something dollars for this lock. And it goes,
this is the Kryptonite. It is the best lock. You
can't break through. A bomb.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
You need to go back.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I know.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You should go back and be like, bitches. Listen, Kryptonite.
They said, you know, when the world ends, there's going
to be roaches and the Kryptonite lock. It's like, nothing
can break this. It's unbreakable. This unsinkable ship. So I
was like, okay, good. Because I would feel horrible if
anything happened to this bike. Because, first of all, they
were so nice to give this to me.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And..

Speaker 1 (10:37):
We slept it for a few hours.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I went back to get it.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I can't wait to tell Gianni.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I looked on the fucking ground, and the bike lock
was cut in half, and the piece was still sitting
on there, and it's gone. I freaked out. I called
the cops.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I wish I saw your reaction.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I have a detective on the case. Detective Alvarez from
the 7th Precinct is on the case with me. We've
been texting. I have a police report. Oh, my God.
There was 10 cops that came, and I stood there. Me, Peaky,
and Billy sat on the sidewalk like homeless ladies for
hours waiting for the cops.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And there's going to be cameras. You're in the fricking city.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You're across from a police station. They were smart enough.
It was a blind spot. They found a blind spot, unfortunately.
And so the bike was cut. So I have been
looking at this, this, this type of bike I have,
the brand I have, I've never seen it anywhere in
the city before. I've never seen it anywhere before. So
if I see it, I'll know it's someone else's. So
we were on Facebook marketplace seeing it. if someone was
selling it there. But the serial number I didn't have

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because it was gifted. So I didn't have the serial
number from when you buy it or the receipt or whatever.
So I can't identify it if they're going to a
pawn shop to try to sell it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, maybe Gianni does in his emails from the order.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, if he does, the detective can use it because
then we can put a thing out to all of
the bike shops and they can find it and then
they can put cuffs on the guy. Yeah. Detective Alvarez
are on the case. If you see... An e-bike coat,
EB7 Pro, in the greater New York area, black with
electric blue accents and rear view mirrors and a dog

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carriage on it. Tell them Joey sent you because someone
fucking stole my bike. I need to know how they
broke that. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
They must have been an assassin or a secret agent.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
It couldn't have been a click thing. It had to
be a saw, like an electric saw. They would have
to go like..

Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's literally sawed in half.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Do you see the piece on the floor?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, like what the hell? And do you know what?
People are really shitty. Karma's going to get you, bitch.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh, please. After my magic spells, mama.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Either something's going to happen to you or someone that
you love. Karma is a bitch for stealing someone's property.
I hate that shit.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's horrible. I mean, I am fortunate. I mean, everyone
is in an unfortunate situation for anything. But I am
fortunate enough. Like, you know, I can't imagine this happened,
first of all, to a child. A kid who that's
his whole life. Someone who saved up all this money.
I was blessed to be gifted it.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
They're so grimy. So grimy.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
A kid or someone who's really, really down on their luck,
and that's their only way of transportation to get to work.
It's like, what the fuck are you thinking? You need
a fucking bike that bad?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
People suck.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
People suck.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's horrible. I mean, and again, if you see the bike,
let me know. So now I have to think of
another plan. What a sin. But Nicole, it's been a
pit in my stomach. It happened two days ago, and
I was hoping the detective would call me with the news.
I was waiting until she got back to me. But
she talked to me today. They still haven't seen it.
And it feels like, Nicole, honestly, for you and Gianni,
because you guys really went out of your way to

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do something. You saw how I was struggling. And it
feels like a big fuck you to you guys. I
didn't care.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
No, I mean, it's not your fault. And you got everything.
You got the freaking locks of all locks to make
sure it didn't get stolen. And we had an idea
anyway that it could possibly have happened because you're in
the city. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I mean, we're not dumb. I was at Billy's house.
He has a six-floor walk-up, and I can't carry that
thing up a curb, let alone a six-floor walk-up. So
I was at his house, and that's why. Normally, I
park it right in my living room. It sits right
behind this very fence. But I'm very sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You know what you should have did? You should have
put an Apple, one of the trackers.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
What are they called? I know. I know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, you should.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Have put that, you should have hit an air tag
somewhere on it. So then you know exactly where it is.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
So if I can scrounge up a new one, I.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Am doing all the- Oh yeah, you need a tracking
device on that.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Tracking device. And I was watching TikTok or YouTube and
apparently all these scammers, they put these decoy bikes out
there and want these crazy people to steal them. So
the person steals them, then they press a button and
it detonates the seat and it goes- It blows up? Yeah,
and it hurts them.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No way.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It knocks them off the bike. Um, um, yeah. So
do you think the killers are watching? Do you think
the criminals are watching the podcast? Is the call coming
inside the house?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I feel like that's a scam. I'm going to get
the VIN number and we're going to figure.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
This shit out. Please do the serial number because then
I can give it to all the shops. So they,
if they saw off the thing and then we're fucked. Um,
but again, I apologize. I do apologize, Nicole, and we're
going to get you.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
What am I asking him?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
The serial number.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Do you have a receipt of the bike with the
serial number? The detectives. What's his name?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Her detective Alvarez from the 7th Precinct. It's a woman.
I had her cracking up on the phone. Detective Alvarez.
That's not her real name, everyone, just so you know.
I have to use a decoy name. I have to
use a decoy name. But I had her cracking up
on the phone.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I was like..

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I was like, oh my God, I feel like I'm
an SVU. I was talking to a real detective on
my cell phone.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
We should have Spider-Man.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I was like, if I see it, if I see
the guy, I already have it planned out. I'm going
to jump on his back and tackle him to the ground.
I was like, can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And she started cracking up. I'm calling Tom Holland. He's
going to find the bike for us.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Imagine someone really found it, though. What are the chances?
But then I was thinking about getting stolen. Have you
ever had anything stolen like that? Imagine a car. Imagine
if I had a car, but I didn't have low
jack on it. That's not aging myself. But if I
didn't have a tracker on my car, nowadays I have them. Yeah.
Or what about, like, I was, God forbid, not going
to go on with Peaky, like, it goes missing. Have
you ever had anything really stolen from you? Jewelry or anything? Like,

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what is my engagement ring?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
My aura ring.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Like.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I've never had anything stolen in my life.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, same.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's a weird, if you've never had, as a survivor,
I feel that it's like, it's shock, it's a weirdest feeling.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, it's like such a violation.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, violation. You're violated, yes. So I, maybe I'll start
a support group for people in my situation, but as
a survivor, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Stolen bike survivors?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, I'm going to start a Facebook group chat.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm sure you would have a ton of people because
I feel like that's the thing. Like, people steal bikes
all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh, my God. What a sin. What a sin.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well, you will get yours, biker-stealer.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Speaking of, if it wasn't bad enough to be a
new survivor of a hate crime, I have to deal
with having a famous boyfriend. Billy is starting a trend
on TikTok, and Noah Beck just did his trend in Paris.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
You know what? Wait, so did Billy make this trend? Yes,
because I don't get it, though. I don't understand it.
But Billy is blowing up. I'm like, I'm like, is
Joey mad and jealous? Or are you so proud of him?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean, I'm not jealous at all, because he never
had what I have. But it's like, I mean, mean,
like my personality.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
But you're trying to trend so much on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
He is trending.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
What are the odds?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
He is blowing up on TikTok. He does this little
dance with his coffee and he says, what the fuck
is a mocktail or what the fuck is decaf? And
it's hit the nation. It hit the nation all over
the world. People are doing it. He got stopped at
the coffee shop the other day and someone asked him
for his picture.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Wait, but I don't get it. What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's just like saying like. I don't know what it is. Basically,
he takes a coffee cup and goes, we're going to
come and blow New Jersey up.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
He's just dancing.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
He dances. But that's always been Billy. I'm surprised that
this doesn't happen earlier because he's always been a dancer
and always been exuberant and doing cartwheels and flips and stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Exuberant?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Exuberant. But yeah, now everyone is copying his trend and
spitting coffee cups all over the world. And Noah Beck,
he's got 32 billion followers. He's famous. is in Paris
on the Eiffel Tower and he got no credit. I've
never started a trend myself. But I remember when that
girl started the Apple trend, it's on a tiny apple
from the core. And she got into the concert and

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they like paid her dust.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, that's so rude.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
We should start a trend.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I know. So yeah, so I have to deal with
that now.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You have a famous boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
A famous boyfriend. Well, good job, Billy. Do you think
he's going to like..

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Maybe he'll start getting brand deals and like money.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well, hopefully. Do you think that he's going to go
for a more famous TikToker now?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
100%.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
He's going to hit Jake Shane up? Yeah. He's going
to be invited to all these influencer events and trips.
And he's going to be like, bye, bitch. And he's
going to meet all these other people.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Well.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, he's not going to leave you. Get real. If
he does, I'm going to steal his bike.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's that.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well. Speaking of influencer scams, I got, do you know
what Le Creuset is?

Speaker 6 (19:33):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's like the best French cookware company in the world.
They invited me to a breakfast influencer event this morning,
and I left, and I got home, and there was
a Dutch oven and a brazier at my house, all
in the new color. I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Excited. Okay, free shit.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Very nice. What else did I want to tell you?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yeah, I went to the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I went to the farmer's market today and I did
a farmer's market haul actually.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh, you said a lot of things already. I woke
up very late and I just cooked breakfast and I
didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
So I feel like you're more accomplished than me.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Well, that's because I take these new pills. I'm up
and at them every day. And I did find out.
Remember when I was switching to the Wellbutrin? I was like,
there has to be some kind of, like, crack in
here because I'm, like, folding, I'm folding, like, pantyhose and, like,
reorganizing everything at, like, 6 a.m. Like, I'm up and
at them and, like, doing things and doing projects and, like,
all over the place.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, but that's so good.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
So it has a little of that on it. That's
what you need to get out of your funk. So
it keeps me. But then I was having anxiety attacks,
so I had to start taking another thing. So I
added a pill to it. I forgot what I was
talking about the farm-rich market, but.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I did get a lot done today. I did a
breakfast meeting. Now I'm back riding the city bikes because
I feel like a homeless lady. I feel so trashy.
I feel like I'm taking the crosstown bus now because
I had the Rolls Royce of bikes.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
See, that's why. Maybe if he gave you more of
like a shittier one, it wouldn't have got stolen.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, I know now I'm never leaving it unattended ever again.
I have to bring it home every day and bring
it back in the house. It's just like I did
that one time. And I even took the battery. I
have the battery at home. I always take the battery out, too,
so no one would steal the battery.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh, so it's just like the bike?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's just the bike. I have the motor and the battery.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh, I'm sure they're going to buy a battery.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Wait, so I was– this weekend, I was– Billy and
I were taking to– We love to go to Brooklyn
and like go like antiquing and stuff like that. So
I want to go to like this. They do this
thing every Sunday underneath the Brooklyn Bridge or the Manhattan
Bridge called Brooklyn Fleet. And it's all different vendors and

(21:47):
all over that. Like clothes, vintage clothes and the artworks
and like all different furnitures and all different stuff. So
I was there and all of a sudden I'm looking
around and I was like, oh my God. I was
watching these vintage things and I sent you a picture
of the spiked bracelets that you used to wear. You're
all like the 2000s accessories and shoes. They had Jeffrey

(22:09):
Campbell shoes. They had your fucking, your spiked things. I
miss them so much. They had all like denim vests
and all the glasses, the crusted glasses you used to wear.
All this shit they're selling in the vintage section.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
And it's probably like 50 cents each. Back in the day,
those spiked cuffs, they were literally like $ 50. And they're
freaking plastic, but they were like so on trend and
in that they were like $ 50 a bracelet. The freaking
rhinestone glasses that I used to wear, they were like $ 500. Yeah,
that's what you had to make your own. And now
they're probably like a dollar.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well, now they're calling it vintage and... It's like a
throwback thing. So what we used to wear... That's why
you have to hold on to everything because everything comes
back around. What goes around comes around.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm so pissed. I'm so pissed I didn't save anything.
When I moved into my house... What was it? 2012? Yeah. Right? 2012? Yeah.
So I was living in Gianni's mom's basement.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Loved it.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was so nice. But that's where I had a bin.
Several bins of everything I wore on Jersey Shore... Like
all my iconic bags and accessories, outfits. And my dumb ass,
when I moved into my house, I'm like, oh, you know,
I don't want this anymore.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm a mom.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Let's like move on a little bit. I freaking gave
everything to the bin. I donated it to, you know,
those garbage things.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
What are they called? Goodwill.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I didn't go to the actual Goodwill store.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Where'd you go? To the garbage can in the middle
of the parking lot?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, like the Salvation Army. Like where you just throw
bags in there and they give it to the poor.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
So somebody out there. The needy.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And not the greedy.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Somebody out there is wearing all of my shit.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
All over that.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
They're wearing all of my accessories, my leopard outfits.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I even put some like Jeffrey Campbell's in there that
like I don't wear anymore. Like what? Are you an idiot?
I wish I just saved everything and like made a
museum of all my stuff because I am so upset.
Or I could have gave it to like the fans.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yes, or auction it off for charity. Well, I saved
a piece of her story because Nicole was fucked up
and we're in her basement. It was her first annual
Snooki shop Christmas party and she got fucked up. She
started playing musical chairs and she brought down probably $ 40, 000
worth of purses. And she was just giving them, throwing

(24:30):
them at people. Here you go, Gucci for you.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I felt like Santa. I felt like.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
The iconic one that she got arrested with on the beach,
the Gucci one. No, I still have that. I still
have that. Because I dragged it off some bitch's hands
because you gave it to someone. Oh, yeah, I remember that.
I was like, you have to say this for sissy. Yeah,
the museum.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, so the bag, the Gucci bag that I got
arrested with.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Gucci flip-flop.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I still have that, and it still has crumbs in
it from that day. It still has sand particles in it. Oh.
It is a national treasure, you guys. I will never
get rid of that. That's probably the only thing that
I have. My studded sunglasses for $ 500?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Tossed it in the bin.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
And do you remember? Okay, let's clear up a rumor,
because I've been fighting in comments with people for years
about this. There is a rumor that all these people
say on TikTok, these purse professors, they're like, Do you know,
a known fact is that Gucci, Louis Vuitton didn't want
Snooki wearing her bags. So they would send her Gucci

(25:30):
bags instead.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Do you know that? It's going on. So she wouldn't
be seen with our products because she's trash and doesn't
deserve to wear our things.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
They would never.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Who the fuck made that up? Number two. Why are
these TikTokers so confident in saying this when it's not true?
And number three. I wish it was fucking true. Gucci
is my favorite brand. I would love if Louis Vuitton
sent me Gucci shit. I'd be like, send me more, bitch.
I won't wear your product. Right. I mean, that is
fucking insane. And I wish it was true, you guys.

(26:01):
But people are so gullible.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
So gullible.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
They really do TikToks saying, this is true. They're doing
it with such conviction.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
If you know what we're talking about, basically these TikTok
professors of hers is, They're like, you know, this is
a known fact. And they're like being very factual with
like dates, timestamps. Like they gave Snooki these bags. Not true.
I never got shit.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Mythbusters.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And I would have loved that.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh, let's talk. Okay. So talking about shows.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
There's the new show from Ryan Murphy.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The Shards.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
The Shards. Okay. I don't know how I feel about it.
I'm loving it. But then I'm like, I feel like
it's dragging. Like, what is this? but loving it. So
I have like a love-hate relationship right now. Like I
love the characters. I love what's going on. But like
the whole like horror aspect of it, because I'm a
big horror fan. Come on.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I think I got lost in translation. So we're talking
about The Shards. It's a Ryan Murphy show on Hulu FX.
It's a rich kids in Beverly Hills in 1981. And
it stars Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaya Gerber, who is fucking incredible.
She is stunning. stunning and such a good actress i need.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
To know because this makes me want to smoke cigarettes
now obviously it's in like the 80s and they're all
smoking and they're like so cool doing it i'm like
i want a cigarette but are they really smoking because
the smoke is coming out of their.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Mouth i don't know but they smoke every scene.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Fake cigarettes that comes because the smoke is coming out
yeah it looks like a real cigarette.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I think it has to be fake cigarettes because i
can't imagine that that people like would be the cameraman
and stuff would be exposed to that like I can't
imagine that everyone would be smoking that much.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah, nowadays.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So it's got to be a fake cigarette that smoke
just comes out.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
But they're doing such a good job doing it.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm loving the smoking scenes. Literally obsessed.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford's daughter, is flawless. I mean,
she's just stunning.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
She's such a good actress, too.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Such a good actress. The way she carries herself.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
It is so natural.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, the way she carries herself and the way she's
just embodying the times. It's like she's really selling it.
I'm kind of obsessed with her.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Me, too.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Love her.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I think I have a new crush.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
So Richard Gere's son, Homer, is in the show as well. Now,
fun fact, Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere used to date
back in the day. So now their two kids are playing.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Small world.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
They're not dating on the show, but they are.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Wait, so which one is the son?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Let me look. The bad guy with the leather pants on.
The new guy in school.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
The new student that comes in?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, that's Richard Gere's son. Now, I have a couple
things to say. I don't see it at all. Okay,
thank you. No, he's not adopted. What? It's a known fact.
Maybe I've said it on the record before, but Richard Gere,
young Richard Gere, is the hottest guy I've ever seen
in my entire life. The sexiest man alive. Oh my God,
so handsome. Beyond. So I was watching American Gigolo. If

(28:54):
you haven't seen him, Richard Gere in American Gigolo, that
is my number one perfect type throughout all existence. Any
age I become, he is like the most beautiful man
in the world. He was 30 years old when they
filmed it. The hottest guy ever.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
And he still looks great as old.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
So I was hoping that a young, like, you know,
his son was going to look like, you know, like
JFK Jr. Like JFK was like, you know, the hottest, most,
not bachelor. He was, you know, the sexiest man alive.
And then his son was like, you know, JFK Jr.,
I was hoping that his Richard Gere son was going
to look like a young version of him. You know
who Ryan Phillippe's son is coming out? It looks exactly

(29:31):
like Ryan Phillippe. He didn't get any of the Richard
Gere jeans. He's a handsome guy, that Homer, but there's nothing.
He can't even hold the candle to how hot his
dad was in his prime, even still today.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Peaky, what do you think? It's a different look.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Who's the mom?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
He has to look like all the mom.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't know who the mother is.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Who's the mother? Because he looks nothing like Richard Gere.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
The mother.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
The cast, the acting... Phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Loving it.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Love all the characters. It's just like the horror aspect
of it. Like I said, it's just like very slow. Like,
let's get to the point.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I'm getting lost in the translation. There's a murder. So, basically,
it's supposed to be this axe murderer that's in there.
But their story is so fucking cockeyed, you can't follow it.
There's no continuity with this murder. Like, the one guy
that was in the... Spoiler alerts. When they were all
at the party... In the bedroom, the guy, they showed
the guy's face. Is that just, is that not the
killer now? That they had the knife?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Right, like, who was that? And right before that scene,
they were talking about the Manson murders because that's when
the Manson murders happened.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Up the street, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So, yeah, so they were thinking, like, copycats or, like,
one of the Manson people came in. Like, it's just,
it's very confusing.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
So, so far, only one person's dead.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, but, like, the vibe of, like, being in high
school in the 80s and... You know, they're drinking, they're smoking,
they're having parties.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
And did they really do like all those drugs back then?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Not that I, when I, I wasn't, I wasn't a
teenager in the 80s, but I was like in middle,
I was a child.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Oh my God, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
No, I never saw that many drugs.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
But also like they don't look like high school kids. No.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Well, everyone looked 30 in the 80s.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
So I'm trying, let's keep up with the murder because
you're better at this than I am. Am I missing something?
The first murder I saw was a woman in the
tennis court and some random bitch. We don't know who
she is. Yeah, no idea. Then the kidnapping started happening.
Then his gay lover got kidnapped and put in the basement.
Then the nerdy girl with Asperger's got kidnapped and put
in the basement. They're not dead.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
But then she got released. At the dance floor. Then
she showed up out of nowhere. And she's like, did
I miss something? And she's all bloody. So what is it?
What is going on? Are we trying to scare people,
but you're actually really murdering some of them?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I don't know. It's confusing that they need to work
on it. And then another thing is I keep getting
confused about, I just realized that the blonde girl, those
are her fucked up parents. The guy that's trying to
hook up with the worst parents. The guy's trying to
hook up with the one guy, the little kid, the
young guy. And then the other, the mother's fucking the
other teenager in a porno.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
She has terrible parents. Not great. I mean, her life
is insane.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Wait, the mother voted against her?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Like, director.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
For the dance-off?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
The mother's jealous of her daughter. And she's, like, doing
all these pornos, banging, like, her friends. It's insane. It's
fucked up.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, my God. It's good. I like it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I like it so far.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Good job.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's got to get to the point a little bit.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, so there's a few more episodes. They're doing what
I like. I think that's what, let me rephrase this.
I think these streaming services finally got it right. What
they're doing is now, instead of just releasing everything all
in one day, which I liked, but I hated because
I would binge watch it in one day and then
I have nothing to watch. Or the other extreme is

(32:48):
one episode a week and then you have to wait
every fucking week and it takes forever. They're doing a
hybrid now, which I really like. So they're releasing like
three episodes one week, And then a couple weeks later,
then they're releasing another set. So I like this better
because they know how to keep you interested and I
feel fulfilled. I never felt fulfilled in years with streaming.
Now I finally feel fulfilled. That's what she said. Good job,

(33:11):
Netflix and Hulu.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
For figuring out a way to keep us satiated because
before it was all or nothing and I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You're using really big words to speak.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, I'm a bike robber survivor.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of big words.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Any e-bike companies that like to replace the stolen bike,
please reach out to the SnookiShopNJ at gmail.com.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Thank you. Wait, so I wanted to talk about Dancing
with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh, my God. What a motley crew.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
What the fuck is this case?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Motley crew.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
What is going on? So, obviously, Dancing with the Stars,
you don't really get real crazy A-list celebrities unless they
haven't been doing much... And you know, they're just, they
have the time for it.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Do you remember you offended Wendy Williams when you said, yeah,
I feel like I was dancing with this. You were
trying to shade Mike and you're like, this is viral
clip of Nicole. We're on Wendy Williams. And she was,
she was killing it. She was doing such a good
job and she's like feeling herself.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
She looks cute.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
She has red hair. And the lady's like, Mike situation
and Nicole weren't talking at this point. This was years
before they became friends again. And he was, he's just
advancing the star. So she was like, do you think
you'd ever do a dance with the stars? She goes like,
and she was trying to shade Mike. So she's like,
so yeah, I feel like that's something you do when
you fall off.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And you know, I was like, I said, it's for
has been like, that's, that's only, that's only one. Like
you don't have anything else to do. And when, and I,
I didn't know Wendy Williams did it.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
And she was like, yeah, she goes, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I was like, oh shit. I'm so sorry. um yeah
that wasn't my best interview with her but yeah so
i feel like people do it like when they when
they don't have anything else to do um so the
fact that like they got these two big stars that
i'm obsessed with um i'm like is it is it
turning a corner now like is it not like so
taboo to do dancing with the stars like you could

(35:02):
be up here and still participate i think so bitches
we have julia .

Speaker 1 (35:09):

.

Speaker 2 (35:13):

Oh,

(35:36):
my God.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, she's known for her dancing. She's like this amazing actress.
Her dances are going to be fucking phenomenal because she
is a professional dancer. And everyone's like, oh, why do
you have professional dancers on it? I don't give a fuck.
It's Jenna Dewan. I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I cannot wait to see her routines.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
She's so hot.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
And then we have Julia Stiles, who was Save the
Last Dance. Iconic freaking movie for us millennials. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I haven't seen or heard from her since the 90s.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I really don't know. I don't know who to vote for.
You guys, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wait, who else?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
And there's other people, too.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Can you Google the whole list, Spooky, and then tell us?
But I was excited because— Well, it's not out yet.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
The whole list is not out yet. They're just, like,
breadcrumbing some people.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
The first person they said a while ago was confirmed.
I forget who it was. But now there's rumors that
Derek Hough is planting seeds that him and Celine Dion
are going to be dancing together.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
There's no way Celine is going to fuck it. She's
busy in Paris doing her freaking shows that we're trying
to get tickets to.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Wait, so are they really confirmed? Because there's only four
people confirmed right now.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Who are the confirmed?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Was that a joke that they're doing it?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Are we that old that we felt?

Speaker 7 (36:47):
No, it was on TMZ.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
All right. So this says confirmed cast member so far
is Moira Higgins. She's from Love Island and Traders. Oh, yes.
We have Sierra Miller from Summer House. I don't watch
any of these shows.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh, she's here because she's the one who got cheated
on this year.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
And then you have Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, right. Remember you used to do skits with him? Yes.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh, that's going to be a good one. And Jackson
Olsen from Saving Bananas, those baseball players that dance.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
So it's only four of them.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
No, and then I thought the guy..

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'm going to be so upset. Let's see what People
Magazine says. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I got so
excited for nothing.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
This Gypsy Rose is not joining. Sutton Strackle.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
These are all rumors. Do you know what? If Julia
Stiles and Jenna Joy are not on it, I'm going
to be so upset now. Same.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Let me see.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's a freaking rumor.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Deadline.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You know what? Maybe they did reach out to them
and they either declined or didn't get back. Oh, that
ruined my day. I was so excited.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, no. This is from Deadline. This is real.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
What's it say?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay. Ciara Miller is already confirmed for season 35. So,
Ciara Miller... Maura Higgins was confirmed to be on the
new season and she... That's right, and they wanted to
pair her with Glabe, and she goes, absolutely not, I
would never. Gleb. Gleb, and I guess he dated her ex.
He used to date a friend of hers, so she's saying,

(38:37):
I would never, and he stepped back and he said
to her, you don't even know me, that's really presumptuous
for you to say, you would never want to be
partnered with me. Whatever, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Is Julia Stiles and Jenna Dewan in it or no?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Glaremo Rodriguez, Jackson Olsen, Taylor Cameron and Jenna Jawan.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay. Who's Taylor Cameron?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Taylor Cameron from The Bachelor. He's been on my podcast before.
You know him.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Let me see.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Taylor.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Tyler Cameron. Jenna Jawan. Tyler. Connor Leavitt. And the nader,
Sarah J.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Nader. I really don't know anyone.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
She's from Love Thy Nader. And she's dancing with a woman.
She's a bisexual girl, Sarah J. Nader. She's going to
dance with a woman. Oh, man, okay. I don't see
Julia Stiles.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh, Jenna Juwan is here.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
So Jenna Juwan.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I don't see Julia Stiles. I don't see Julia Stiles.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Damn it. Well, whoever made up that rumor, you're nasty.
Because you got all of us millennial moms really excited.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So nasty and so rude. I'm surprised. I always like
the wild cards. I always like the wild cards. Who
else is missing? I always like the wild cards. I
always like the... What's that woman's name? The mother. The
mothers of Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh, I'm annoyed.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, moving on.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, I was reading Forbes magazine. I'm like, hey, it
wasn't Forbes magazine. But there's a cultural shift spooky going on.
with Gen Zers now about spending habits. Back when we
were growing up, we loved our material things, like the
Gucci bags that we'd have. So status symbol things that
we would invest in and save our money for. And really,

(40:30):
it was important to us having the best car that
you can afford at the time. You'd always want to
save up more so you can have the roll-down windows
or the better model of the car or the better
the better purse or sneakers or a watch or, you know,
it was all about like material things like then, like
for status symbols. Now Gen Z aren't even, they don't
care about any of that shit. They're not spending money

(40:52):
at the luxury stores. They're not drinking all the alcohol.
They are doing experiential, um, things. Experiences are the new thing.
So they're traveling, they're going to Bangladesh and they're doing
like a, and going and doing a tea ceremony in Bangladesh.
They're going to, um, To all these exotic locations. They're
finding community and festivals. Like going to a festival and

(41:14):
spending a weekend away at a festival is the status
symbol now about like, oh, you went to Coachella or
like we were going to this festival.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Wait, but how do they have all this money to
like travel and do all the things?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Well, I think they're because they're saving money by not
spending it in other places. Do you know what I mean?
They're not buying the designer clothes.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, but even if I did that, I feel like
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Well, I don't know. They're savvy. I have friends that literally,
they're globetrotting all over the country, all over the world.
I'm like, how the fuck are they affording? I think
they're not doing the typical thing. They're flying in the
back of the plane and all shacking up on one
little couch. But I think they're making it happen. I
think what's important to them is the experiences. And I

(41:57):
think that's smart. That's a way to live.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, I mean, I definitely wish I traveled more. So
I'm not hating it. And, you know, obviously I love
my bags, like all the things. But I feel like now,
like as a mom and just like being home, like, yeah,
it's cool to have my bags and stuff. But like
I could have went I could have went to Bora Bora.
I could have went to Fiji. I could have had
all these memories and stuff. So I'm actually loving that

(42:21):
they're doing that.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I'm kind of jealous.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
They have it all figured out, I think. But yeah,
they're making it.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Smarter than us.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
We were fucking hot messes and we had no idea
what we were doing. We could have died like 25
fricking times. Like we were just not smart, but I
have to say we lived on the edge and we
did have fun.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
And I mean, look at us now. We're great people,
but I feel like they're, they're more, they're more mature
and they think about things and they're more, they're more
smart than we are.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
We had to look through encyclopedias and the home to
get to the knowledge we needed, but now they have
the internet. They're learning everything all on the web, the
world's wide web.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
And chat, and chat GBT. I love chat GBT. We
can have our ups and downs.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I wonder what it's going to be like. I wonder
what it's going to be like when my kids are
their age.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
They're going to be robots.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, do you think they're going to, do you think
it's going to revert back to like them being hot
messes like we were? Um. Because everything's coming back now.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
No, I think there's, I think things are going to
be so advanced. Like, like, like when we didn't have seatbelts,
like how the hell are we driving with no seatbelts on?
Like there was like no seatbelts were invented, like things
like that. Like there's going to be like, drugs are
going to be, are going to be, you can still
enjoy things, but it's just going to be like smarter,
like ways to do drugs and get fucked up. It's like,
I think everything's going to be like, Oh, I hate that.
All the risks of us, like no, all like the

(43:39):
bad things that were like so risky won't be risky
anymore because they're going to find a way to like
make it like normal and safe.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Oh, I'm not ready for that.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Wait, you know what I want? Speaking of experiences, Do
you know I have another plan? I didn't get to
write it down for my Lionsgate portal. I might write
this on a bay leaf today and burn it. But
I have a new manifestation. You know how everyone goes
away for the summer, buys a summer house for three
months and they go away for the summer?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, it's the best.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, I hate summer. So I would never want to
pay to do that. I love fall. And you know that.
I would love to.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Same.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I've been wanting to like, I would spend my entire
fall upstate New York and just like be around and
be embodying the season and just be living in a
cute little farmhouse there and going to the farm stands
and going to the cute little restaurants and wineries and
just going grocery shopping and making all these fire pit,

(44:37):
doing a fire pit and like just doing all the
fall stuff every single day. So I would, my dream is,
to get wealthy enough where I could leave, leave the
city for the fall and just live my life upstate.
And I probably stay through Christmas. I probably do like
all the way through Christmas and celebrate the holidays there too. Um,
so I can, you know, decorate, decorate the house for the,

(44:58):
you know, decorate the house with all my, my garlands
and go to the Christmas tree farm and like, you know, meet,
meet a Christmas tree farmer and, and chop down a tree.
It's like, that's what I want to get to. That's
real luxury when you can go away for the entire winter,
fall and winter. So I'm manifesting that for myself. And
if you own an Airbnb or a property home that

(45:19):
you'd like me to live in for the season, let
me know.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
So that reminds me, I'm loving all of that. And yes,
I would totally do that as well. But that reminds
me of like our Cape May trip last year. You guys,
we did a Cape May trip, not in the summer.
But in the fall, because me and the girls and Joey,
we just love fall. We love Halloween and spookies. So
we ended up going... Oh my God, my phone's ringing.

(45:46):
What is happening? We ended up going to Cape May
for a couple nights in this gorgeous house. And Cape May,
it's literally the last exit in Jersey. And it's known
for a cute beach spot, resort place where you can
go for the summer. But it's also really popular in...
On the fall time. It's very popular in the fall.

(46:08):
They do like all these festivities. They have flea markets
and then Christmas time they do a bunch of stuff.
So we did that and it was literally the best
fucking time ever. It was so cozy. We stayed in
the house. We were watching spooky movies. We were like
walking the town and like shopping. Imagine doing that for
three months with your girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yes, I can imagine it.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I mean, I would die. I would die.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
We're planning another one this year. I want to go
to Vermont this year. There's Stowe, Vermont, or what's it called?
I don't know, something.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
No, yeah, there's so many places to go.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, drop down the chat. Where's our fall destination? It
has to be close to New Jersey and New York
so we can get there. Maybe either a tiny, like
a 40-minute flight or a one-hour drive, a two-hour drive.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Well, I just feel like there's so many places to go,
upstate New York.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
That's where I want to go.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
We really don't need to like go to another.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
We really don't need to hop on a plane.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I've been saying this for years.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
We can literally go wherever.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Well, I just feel like every place that you want
to go to, it's like that's where I grew up.
So I'm going to go somewhere different, like somewhere more
upstate or more like in a different spot where like
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
If you own a small town in upstate New York
with foliage and all the fall feels, let us know.
We want to donate to your tourism board.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, we also want like events. If you do like
flea markets, if you do like fun things, wineries, like
cute places that we could say.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Hay rides.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I want a hay ride. We want a mulled cider.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Pumpkin patches.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yep. Candle making. Antiquing. I would like to buy a hutch.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
And it can't be where I grew up.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
It has to be somewhere.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
What county is that?

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
What county was it? Ulster County. It cannot be Ulster County.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
It can't be Ulster County or the surrounding areas.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, around Ulster County because I literally, that's where I
grew up. That's where me and my best friends, they
still live there to this day.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
You know what we should do? We should hollow out
an apple and smoke weed out of it from a
real apple orchard.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, girls, you know when last-minute plans pop up and
you're like, oh, my God, I have nothing to wear?
That's how I'm feeling about my fall trip with Spooky
because I know we're going to be going away. And
when we do, we always go to, like, cute dinners.
And you want to kind of fit the full fall vibe.
That's why I'm not worrying about it because I'm going
straight to Revolve. Every time I go to Revolve, I'm
able to find the cutest looks and it's a curated
kind of vibe. It's not something you just go online

(48:26):
shopping and pressing a button and clicking. Revolve does a
great job of kind of curating a vibe and kind
of getting your style right. And I get inspired by
all the different things I'm seeing. So like when I'm
on there, it's just, it's when I'm, when I'm not
sure of what I want, but I kind of know
the vibe I want, I go right to Evolve and
I'm able to kind of curate the look I want
and get the pieces I need. They have literally the
chicest things, everything from your basic things like your t-shirts

(48:48):
and your jeans to like really chic things like trench
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there as well. I love it for all fragrances and
my skincare products. They literally have everything. It's one-stop shopping
for me. I know it's still summertime, but I've been
getting chilly at night, so I found this cashmere sweater
that I got on Revolve, and I've been wearing it
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(49:08):
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(49:56):
It's time for the Crackle Man Crusaders Crisis Hotline.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Oh, I hope we have some good.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Ones. I'm excited for these calls. We haven't had calls.
I found the phone. It's been missing. It was my
Lola Blankets basket.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh, hot mess.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
And all through that. But yeah, I hope. So we're
going to take some calls. I got rid of the
Goya phone. And we're going to see.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Caller number one. I hope it's raunchy.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Okay, first caller.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
I just wanted to call and tell you guys that
I literally just found out that I'm pregnant. And I
want to, like, tell everyone, but I think I'm literally, like,
three seconds pregnant.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
So I just wanted.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
To call and tell you guys because I feel like
you're my friend. I wanted to.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Ask, Milky, if you have any... First time mom advice
for me. I would greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Also, side note, but I'm literally 20 years old and
I feel like a teen mom.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
So like, I don't even know how to explain that.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
But yeah, I'm just really excited and I'm super scared. Also,
I'm a little bit more nervous because I would have
liked to get married first.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
But you know, whatever. Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Well, congratulations. This is a fun time. I'm excited for you.
So for me, I got pregnant at 24 and me
and Gianni were just dating. So we weren't married. I
had two kids before I got married. So don't even
worry about that. It's fucking 2026. You're fine. At 20
years old, you know, it's still young. But think of

(51:29):
it like this. When your kids are graduating, you're still
going to be young and hot. You're going to be
the young mom that like, can keep up with it
and like you're going to be fun. I've always wanted
to be a fun mom. So, you know, being a
first time mom at 24, that's like what I envisioned.
So I feel like this is going to be amazing
for you. Obviously, it's very scary and you do feel

(51:50):
like you're 16 and pregnant. Even when I got pregnant
with Angelo when it was 2019, I still feel like
I was 16 and pregnant even though I had two
kids and I was married. So that's a very normal feeling.
But girl, you got this. First time mommy, just like
you help allow the village that you have around you
to help and definitely rest as much as you can.

(52:13):
And you're, you're going to be a great mommy. So congratulations.
We are so honored that you told us that.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Do we know who the father is?

Speaker 7 (52:22):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
We didn't hear anything about the father, but whatever.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You're going to be a great mom.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Okay, next caller.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Hi, mamas. My name is Maddie. I'm from Boston. I
love you guys very much. I've met you before in
like 2023, I think. My ex-boyfriend used to love anal
play unbeknownst to me. He would do a lot to himself.
and would ride around in the car and text me

(52:49):
about how he had a butt plug and vibrator in
his butt that's fine if that's what people are.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Into but he's never discussed this and i was oh
my god that wasn't attractive to me but then he
would also want me to stick fingers in his butt
during sex and i have long acrylic nails so i
would say no and he would get very angry so Also.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
He would get very angry when I would watch RuPaul's
Drag Race or any type of homosexual-driven shows or people.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Oh, he's one of those.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
And it was very weird.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
But thankfully, we're not together anymore. Maybe he has stuff
to work out, but I love you, Mom and Dad.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Okay, we have a closet queen situation on our hands.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Closet queen and the fact that you're driving around with
a butt.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Plug in you?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, how fucking horny, gaping do you have to be
to be penetrated while you're driving?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I mean, maybe he's not gaping. You know, ass play is,
I think it's like it opens up a door for men.
Like if he allows himself to like enjoy it, then
it's one thing. But I think it's like he has
a fetish now about it. It's like, he may like it,
he may have liked it, but he really is getting
more off on the fact that he's, like, not supposed
to be playing with his butt. That's why he likes
doing it.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, but it's also, like, why are you so homophobic, though?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Well, that's probably why it's interesting, because there's either two
things happening. Either he is really gay, and that's why,
or it could be, like, he really loves the ass stuff,
but he's tired of all the stigma around the ass stuff.
Can't I just, like, my ass play with it and
not be gay? So all this gay shit, like, this
is fucking up my, he says, like, all the stereotypes
are fucking up his vibe. Yeah, I'm sure that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
You think that's, is that a thing?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
It could be. So he either is.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Like you're played with, but only like females.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
So he either is.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
A full-fledged queen and a size queen and likes getting pounds,
like a power bottom. Or he is just a straight
guy that likes ass play and he's tired of everyone
labeling him as a gay because just because he likes
his ass played with. Either way, I hope he's getting
his holes filled. On the regular now. It didn't work

(54:58):
out for you, but I'm glad that you realized it
wasn't for you. You didn't kink shame him and you
kind of moved on. It wasn't for you. And, you know,
he's still getting penetrated and pounded. You're on your new
thing with your acrylic nails and everyone's happy.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Wait, I do have a question though. If you did
do it with the acrylic nails.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Did something come? Was there stuff stuck underneath the nails?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I would hope not. I think any power bottom would
know to clean out before a sesh.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
Yeah, but you don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Maybe he just started to, like, like it and feel
it that he didn't know to clean.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Sick.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And there could have been, like, cocky under her nails.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I would hope not. Not in this day and age.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Okay, and next, Qualler.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I literally love you so much, first of all. Just, like,
both of you, amazing. Joey, I'm, like, constantly commenting on
all your shit, so there's that.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
So this is my story. I'm like, this is like
a hookup. Your little Instagram was like hookups.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Well, here I am. Like I drove home.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Maybe I shouldn't have, but yet here I am.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
I am this man who I've seen at the bar.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
He's like really cute.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
He's very tall.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Like I'm a six foot girl. So like, he's like
six five.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
So it's like, Oh, like dream. He's very cute.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Like I've seen him there a few times. I'm like, okay,
like tonight's the night. And he's like hitting on me.
We're like talking like, okay, like I'll go home with
this guy. So, like, I walk with him to his apartment.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
You know, things are going well. He starts fucking, like,
obsessing over my boobs and then calls me mommy.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
We heard this one already.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Like, please, what do I, like, what did I do
in that moment? I, like, froze. I, like, I.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Just, like..

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Sorry. There's another mommy boobie one?

Speaker 6 (56:35):
I just didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Does that make me sad?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Am I, like, complicit in something gross?

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Like... I mean, like, I'm not trying to kink shame, but, like,
I don't want to be your mommy, you know? Like,
so what would you guys do if you were hooking
up with someone and then they called you mommy? Like,
that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Help.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Okay, so we had a similar call recently.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
We had a similar call like this before. So this
is an ongoing trend, I think.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Okay, so what's your question? Is it weird for her
not to say anything? Because she doesn't want to kink shame.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Right, like, she probably was just grossed out by it,
by his, like, his boobie. Well, is he trying to nurse,
or he just likes your boobs? Because if he was
trying to nurse, then I would say there was an issue.
But if he just likes your, I mean, what's it called?
Spoiler alert, a guy's into big milk jugs and big titties.
I mean, there's worse things that can happen. At least

(57:35):
he's into you and not wanting his ass played with
like the last caller.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, so I get it, you don't want to kink shame,
but like, See what happens next time. And if he
still does it and it feels cringe, just be like, oh,
I don't like that. And then that's that. You move on.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Or meet him. What is it called? I see your
mommy and I raise you one. Start calling her a
daddy fish and saying, oh, yeah, daddy, you like that?
And just start acting crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Raise the bar.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Raise the bar.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
That's what it's called. No, he'll probably like it. And
then it'll get really freaking freaky.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I wish he was around when I had my tits.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Sex.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Okay, we have time for one more caller. Is there
another call?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Back in the day when I was a hot mess
express with my gay. So it was late at night,
picture it, late at night, three in the morning. You've
been partying since seven o'clock, hitting the gay bars, your
bar to bar to bar, another club, another club, another club. And,
you know, an appetite for... was building up.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
And we wanted some chicken tendies. We go into the McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
It is past the time for chicken tendies. They're serving
hot McGriddles, baby.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Looks like Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
We're cussing the workers out.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
We're like, we want nuggets.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
We want nuggets.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We want fries, ho.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
And they said, too bad, so sad.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
So we stomp out of there.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
Then we go..

Speaker 4 (58:54):
By the grace of God, the delivery man is there
at the McDonald's working hard.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
He's lifting the boxes. He's putting them in the shelves.
And we said, this is our chance.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
We see a box labeled McDonald's pies.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
I said, get the box, bitch. Get the box.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
My gay, he runs.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
He grabs the box. I pull the car in. We
get in the car.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
We're like..

Speaker 4 (59:12):
We eat up the pies, ho. And then we open
the box to find that it's just a fucking box
carton for the pies. No pies in fucking sight. I
hit my brakes so freaking fast. I turn my freaking
car around. And then we go to the mister that's
loading up the boxes. And we say, sorry, we thought
these were pies. And then we threw the fucking box
back at him.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
And we drove off.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
And that was the time that I... made an illegal
transaction at McDonald's and kind of sort of stole their pies,
but didn't. And I returned them and I'm sorry for
the mister that had to endure our horrible drunken behavior.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
But yeah, love you guys.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Everybody get drunk tonight and make out with their husbands
and girlfriends and have a fun time.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
What was that story?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
This bitch is a real hot mess. First of all,
you're probably learning it from those gays, those loose moral
gays that you're hanging out with. Assaulting a McDonald's worker
and stealing the box of apple pies from behind the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I mean, there were so many other things for you
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Drunk driving, driving off. I mean— I don't blame you.
I mean, you're a drunk and, you know, I understand
this happened. But if this was me, I wouldn't have
been sold by the box of pies. I would have
went straight for the fryer. I would have still the
sandwiches lined up behind the thing and then just looting
and starting putting them in my purse. You're not guaranteed

(01:00:37):
a hot apple pie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
And... Yeah, that's not even what I would go for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
And then you went back to the scene of the crime.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
I would go for the chicken nuggets, throw them in
my purse, and then hoard all the fries. I would
get like a big bag and just throw millions of
fries in there. Yeah. I wouldn't necessarily go for the
apple pies. But I mean, there's also so many other
things that you can do, Queen.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Instead of that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Well, the thing is that she went back to the
scene of the crime and threw the box back at
the worker. I would have been terrified.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
No, yeah, I wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Well, this seems like she's a real hot mess. I
hope this is the last time. Now I'm getting hungry.
I don't inject.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I would love some McDonald's fries right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Oh, my God. I'm eating cabbage for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Ew.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Skinny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Oh, this has been lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
This has been lovely, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
What do you have planned for this weekend, Nicole?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Oh, this weekend is Lorenzo's birthday party. 14th.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
What are you doing? Eat clean, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, so every year we have Eat Clean Bro come
over and cater. And we do like, they have the
grill and they grill all this food. It's like a fun,
like nice barbecue. And everyone goes on the boat and
we're swimming and we're outside all day. So it's going
to be fun. And I'm having my first drink, bitches.
I've been sober for a month. So it's time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
It is time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
And I'm really excited. And I don't know if I'm
going to drink yet, but I'll let you guys know.
And I really hope that I don't get hungover because
that'll suck.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I'm so excited to live my life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Well, enjoy yourself. Ladies, don't forget this is the last
week of summer. Um, we're winding down, start preparing. I
would go to the storage unit and get out your sweaters,
get out your blankets, get out your, your fall candles,
get out your pumpkins. Cause it's about to go down.
We're going to be full fledged fall over that, um,
for the next couple of months. So just buckle up
because we're going to be insufferable. I'm making simmer pots.
I'm making, I'm making gourds. I'm sticking a pumpkin up

(01:02:32):
my ass. Um, we're doing it all. So, um, Enjoy
the last couple days of summer while it lasts. Spooky,
let me know about Labor Day. I would love to
come over and occupy the spooky house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah, we're going to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I mean, that's not. If you do see my bike, again,
I'm a survivor. Detective Alvarez.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Oh, my God, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
If you hear anything, let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Everybody in the city, look out for this freaking bike
because we want to get to the bottom of this now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, we're going to find out who it was. But
stay safe out there and to all a good night.
We'll see you next week on It's Happening Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Bye, bitches. It's happening with Snooki and Joey.

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