Snooki & Joey SURVIVE week from hell, SPILL on Snooki’s wedding snitch & REACT to ‘Nightmare at Sea’

After a hellacious week, the besties are back, even if it’s a few days delayed! Snooki is finally on the road to recovery after throwing out her back. The reality star shares that six vodka drinks and 38 years of age does not mix well with trampoline acrobatics. And while we’re at it, why not throw in a quick trip to Canada, with multiple flight cancellations due to the ongoing, tragic fires. Meanwhile, Joey gives us the down and dirty inside from the ESPY Awards, styled head to toe by The Black Tux.

For all those who tuned in last week, we’re FINALLY getting an answer on who spilled Snooki’s wedding secrets! Not to mention a few details on Snooki’s upcoming surgery. The besties reminisce on the days before AI, when we’d rearrange our rooms and make believe we could be anything. And no episode is complete without our newest Netflix discussion, this week it’s ‘Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea.’ The idea of Snooki at sea is out of the question, unless you’re Bravo asking her for a guest spot on ‘Below Deck.’ Andy Cohen, are you there?

We finish things off with a hot take in this week’s Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet. Joey sounds off on being a jealous queen, while Snooki refuses to shop and steal.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's happening with Zokie and Joey.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
A day late and a dollar short, bitch. Two days late.
I short.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I was traveling and now I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
A lot happened. We're gonna catch up, Nicole. I'm gonna
call the President of Canada and have you. I'm called
Ice in Canada. We're evicted.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I literally, I just love it. No, but I love it.
I love it there. But we'll get into that. Welcome
to the show, bitches. That's happening with Stobie and Joey. Yeah,
so we're we're two days late, but it's still happening
and we're still here because I was traveling and then
I broke my back and then I got stuck in Canada.

(00:59):
So I finally got home just like an hour ago.
So I am. I'm a hot fucking mess, and you
know what, I can't wait to pop a Xanax and
go to bed. So that's like my level right now.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well through that. Wait, so what happened with your back?
You were cheerleading?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh my god. So I went to Tracy's house, who's
my neighbor and one of my best friends, and we
had some of the cheer girls over and you know,
the girls were cheerleading whatever, and you know, we were
just like drinking. I was drinking vodka, Sprite and my
Stanley tumbler. So I felt like such a mom, But yeah,

(01:36):
I do you know the like the big Stanley's. Yeah,
so it was filled, Yeah, the big ones, like the
big ass juggers, like the fourteen ounce or whatever or
the twenty ounce.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Anyway, I filled that whole thing up like to the
with vodka in sprite. No, it was like a nice mix,
but I don't know that that had to be like
six vodka drinks in there, do you know what I mean?
So anyway, it was really hot out and I was
just like chugging it and it just tasted so good.
And Chris like, you guys have to try vodka and

(02:07):
diet coke or vodka and sprite. It's so good when
it's hot out. But yeah, I drank all that, and
then the girls were tumbling because they're all on cheer together.
They were all tumbling and like doing their flips, and
I was like, I'm gonna go try and see if
I could still do my backhands spring back tuck. And
I went on there and I did it my first pass.
I did it and they were like, oh, Nicole, and

(02:28):
I was like, see, I still got it, guys. But
then I tried to do more tricks, and then I
was trying to do a standing back hands spring back tuck,
fell on my fucking face and I just I just
kept doing it, and then we started stunting, and I
was like making all the girls put me up. It
was really bad, to the point where I woke up
the next day and I had to fly to Canada.

(02:49):
Bitch is I couldn't fucking move. I couldn't move, I
couldn't walk. I was hunched over like the hunchback, the
hunchback guy from Disney. Yes, so it wasn't great. So
I had to get an icy Patchrick got like the
light of kne patches and I put it like right
on my back, but I put like five because I'm
flying six hours to Canada and I have two flights

(03:10):
because there's layover. So I knew that day was going
to be the day from hell. So right when I
got to the airport, vodka Vaca Marchini, I was like,
I'm not doing great, but I feel better now. It's
been a couple of days. It's been like three days.
I still have the patch on. I still feel it
a little, but yeah, I did a TikTok about it.

(03:32):
Do not try and tumble and pretend you're a cheerleader
when you're thirty eight after six vodka drinks, like just
sleep the fact that we're old and we can't do
things anymore, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I have some questions. Were you doing it on
the big Maxi pad that you have in the backyard,
that long ass tube?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh no, it was a trampoline, because they have a
big ass trampoline.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well you were doing the on a real trampoline or
is it like a special trampoline?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
For long time, it's like it's like a regular trampoline,
but it's it's really long, so instead of it being
like a regular trampoline, it's literally this much bigger meant
to like tumble.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I don't think I think I would farewell in a trampoline.
I haven't been onto one when I when you're fat,
you're legally not allowed to go on the trampoline.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now that you would definitely break your back with just jumping.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I blow I blow away.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, And also I was peeing because every time I
jump on a trampoline, my pea comes out because I
had three kids and you also have disaster le Yeah, like,
can I just not go on trampolines anymore? I think
I learned my lesson, but we'll see.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm hungover right now. I know I don't you know.
I don't drink alcohol a lot, but I had to
go to you're boring well. I got turned last night
and I woke up like a truck hit me my eyes,
behind my eyes. I thought my eyebols are gonna fall
from the from from the socket. I had such a
bad migraine behind my eyes. But I'm a week queen.
I've been getting high.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Every day, your psycho.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I love it. I love being high. And I guess
with my new crazy pills that which I'm still working,
I wanted to take it today. If I start screaming at
Alexa right now, let me know, Jesus Christ, I think
my new pills like I found. I'm finally finding my groove.
I'm getting my my I'm getting my my, my jump
my what's it called. I'm getting my You're getting your

(05:22):
group backs, I'm getting I'm getting my mojo back. So
with the weed, I m I used to like pig
out and eat like an animal on them, but now
I'm like still not, I'm not like pigging out as
I used to, which I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's good. But yeah, I do have a nice pig
out sometimes, So I.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Want to do it tonight, like a nice binge eating.
I have the air on my find my blinds if
you know, it's so dark in here, because my blinds
finally got fixed. I you know what, I tell the
lady behind me to open the curtains, like open the chades,
and they go, whoo. Remember the ones I got, Well,
they weren't working. They weren't working as the batteries dine
and I didn't know how to charge them. But now
they're back. That's why it's so dark in here and

(06:01):
it's ice cold. So I want to like have like
a millennial nineties movie night, Like I want to get
under the blanket here, crank the air and like watch
old like Treddy Prince Junior movies.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh I love that, and really, oh really, maybe I'll
do that because I was thinking because I also was,
you know, drinking last night because my flight got canceled. Bitch,
I've just had a couple of days of hell, A
couple of days of hell. And I was flying back
yesterday and I was supposed to land at ten thirty

(06:35):
at night and then get home and then do all
the things in the morning with my daughter and then whatever.
But then there's wildfires everywhere in Canada. Ah, it's all
over the place. So as I'm flying, we are flying
over the wildfires. And I land in Toronto and I
get off, and then I was supposed to have like

(06:55):
an hour layover and then go on my flight to
get home to Newark. It fucking got canceled, and I
was trying to book another flight. They grounded all the flights.
Like the sky was so orange and flamey that like
even when I went outside, I was coughing, like my
eyes were burning. It was such a sick I know
it's here now, I know. I see.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
How does it get all the way here.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Because of the wind it blows. It's really close, It's
really close. So yeah, Anyway, I was just like so upset,
and I knew my daughter was gonna kill me. She
was so excited to see me, and I just, you know,
I just wanted to be home in my bed, like
you know, two days is great for like traveling and
like enjoying a hotel, but like I missed Rocky, I
missed my lizard, Like is my lizard still a live?

(07:39):
I just need to get home. So I checked in
and I went right to the bar and I got
a dirty marchini and then I had some glasses of
wine and I got fries and I just enjoyed myself.
I made the best out of a shitty moment, you
know what I mean. But that's that's what I saw
you on TikTok Live and I was like, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Was at TikTok Live last night becuse I was drunk
and and high and I was, you know, just having
the time of life. So I went to the SB
Awards this week yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Wait, I loved Okay, So I approved that outfit. I
didn't know how I felt about it in the beginning
when you showed me, because it wasn't that it wasn't
so matchy, but I feel like you looked like Christmas.
It was, Oh thank you, it was so classic.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh thank you. You know, I realized afterwards everyone online
was saying, like Christmas. I didn't even realize that it
was a Christmas thing. But you know, if it's gonna
be Christmas in July, it's gonna be me and you
fucking celebrating it. I'm happy it looked like Christmas. Knock
this fucking hot holiday heat out here.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, it's a compliment because you were wearing like green
plaid and that reminds me of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, so I wore that's the Black Tucks. If anyone,
if anyone's mother, everyone's husband's fathers or brothers, okay, need
a tuxedo, the Black Tucks. Like I don't remember, like
back in the day, like when we went when we
get to the prom, we would go to the local
tuxedo shop in our town, small one. It was called
like you know, uh, fancy fancy Nights tuxedos or whatever.

(09:05):
And you'd go there and then you'd rent you should
go through a catalog and you rent it and then
you get it, and it was like a shitty like
boxes said, these, by the way, I know, these taxedos
you get from Black Tucks are. I can't imagine that
anything's nicer, even like Harmani Preva or all like the
fanciest once. I can't imagine you can get classier and nicer.
These are fucking the nicest clothes I've ever had in

(09:25):
my life. Everything fits like a glove and everything is
so chic. I'm gonna ask if I can keep that
suit so I can wear for Christmas. But I wore
the I wore the black Tucks. I had a few
different options. Everyone voted, but I'm I'm glad I went
with the old plan. You know what I realized, Nicole.
What I've realized, Nicole, And it's it's gonna sound very
bitchy and very elitist, shocking. I know, I know, but

(09:49):
I think since we since I and and you and
I specifically have been exposed to literally the biggest things
in the world and the most like insane celebrities and
the insane events and things like this, it's very hard
to make me impressed and like and like make me like,
oh wow, this is fun and this was amazing, you
know what I mean. It's sad because, like you know.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like you've done all the things, you expectations are higher now. Yeah, yeah,
so appreciate it. Though I did be so grateful and
you were like, oh my god, this is so cool, Like,
oh my god, look at these people like you used
to love it.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I know, but that's sad, like not that I'm not
I don't think I'm better than anyone else. I don't
think I'm shocked, like I'm not like it's not the
coolest thing in the world, but it's like it's not
as shocking to me. And I think that's it. I
think I think it's a sad thing that like, you know,
you don't get to experience it anymore once you have it,
because you know, like like the biggest celebrity, Mike Tyson's
a huge fucking celebrity standing like three feet in front
of me, and I was like, oh hey, girl, Like

(10:41):
normally I would like want to like freak out and
eat his ear.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I feel like you you would like stock him
and get a picture.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So I mean, and it was a little bit of
a shit show. I'll say that that, like the carpet,
no one knew where to go, and that was rating
the car. The carpet got shut down, so I thought
I was gonna miss my big chance. Oh I finally
made it. I found found the right area and got
on there.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
But was the Papa Artsy saying your name? Did they
know who you were?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
No? That they had the whole assign they had to
write it, and it wasn't. I wasn't on the shet.
I wasn't on the sheet it was. I was humbled.
I was humbled so quickly. My name was not on
the sheet. They didn't know who I was. I don't
think they were expecting me. Joe dig Yeah. So, but
the show is good. Marcelo Hernandez is the host. He's
on SNL. He is you know, everyone's saying SNL is
stale and like boring now, but he is one of

(11:27):
the actors on that show that's keeping it alive. He's
just like so funny. He brings, he brings, he makes,
you know, he brings his own culture and his own
thing into it. But it doesn't feel like he's like
forcing like things on you. I don't know. He's just
very smart and well.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I was watching it at the lobby bar and I
was trying to look for you in the audience.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I was in. I was in a balcony, see the
first seat of the balcony though, okay, which was good
because I was able to get up and I was
vaping the whole time.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Did you go to any after parties?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, they had the after party there, it was like
across the hall, across the street, and that was fun.
But you know, that's another thing want to say about
the after parties. Like back in the day, I mean
I would be running up to people like an animal,
smoking cigarettes and like chain smoking and drinking and wilding
out and trying to grab guys coolies and do that.
I found the coziest spot first we left. We left

(12:17):
the awards early so we can get over there and
get a good seat. Me and my friend. Yes, who's
my age? She should we graduated the same year, so
me and her. So, I'm finally hanging with you, my
own I'm finally hanging out with you, my own age,
my friend Lisa. So we went there and sat down.
I found the couch. I found the best seat in
the house, right by the door. Everyone's gonna be coming
out to the patio on the deck and it was
like like a sectional sofa. So me and her popped

(12:37):
up on the sofa. We put our purses down, and
then we started stalking the waitresses. There was a Chinese
fried rice served in the Chinese container with chopsticks. There
was dumplings, There was cat stelli. You know the Cat's
sandwiches that they make in this everyone the pastrami sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It's sounds that sounds bomb right now.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was unbelieva. Look at my story. I think it's
still still be there. They were slicing it fresh. All
the most famous places the food were there, Sushi. I
didn't even get to the sushi, and so we propped
up there and I had a couple of drinks, but
I was you know, I was high on weed. So
I was fine, and you know, we left Cherlie I
had Then the coffee came out, me and her. We
went and got a cup of coffee before we left.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, if we were just talking about this the other.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Day, I had a coffee and and a little there,
a little.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Bit making fun of people doing that.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I hate you, but you really got weddings and they
have a wedding. And when they had the hot coffee
at the at the door to go in your cups,
I was like, who was gonna want that? I want
more shots and.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Champagne. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
No. It was my favorite night ever because I had
the fun. I got to hang up the slippings. I
saw all these fun things. I got dressed up of
a good night. But Billy was home with the baby,
so I was just excited to get home and see
Peaky and get into my cozy bed and wash off myself.
Tanner and I just had the best night. It's all
about I think it's about balance. Now we are millennials.
I mean, I'm barely a millennial, but you have a boomer.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Do you think you're I'm jen a Are you on
the cusp?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'm the I'm the last year of gen X. It
starts minimia. Millennials start in nineteen eighty. I was born
in nineteen seventy nine. But this is just showing you
that how you you have to roll with the punches,
Like you know, we still ourselves and still do crazy stuff,
but you just learn to manipulate it to your lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well yeah, because normally, like so I didn't have to
leave till like a little later this morning for my flight,
so like normally, you know, I would like get a
drink at the lobby bar and then be like, Okay,
where are we going next? Like where's the where's the
yarest gay bar? So we can go and hang out
till like two am.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
By the time it struck eleven o'clock. I was like,
I want to go shower and go to bed, like
who am I? But also I feel like I was
tired and annoyed, and you know like when you're when
you're in that mood and you're drinking and it's just
like not working and you're just like fuck this, like
let me just go. That's how I felt. Yeah, I

(15:09):
felt bloated and gross. So yeah, I guess I was
boring last night. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, then travel so much. I went your next trip
to Canada because I think I'm going to come.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know. I feel like I have a break.
I definitely have a little break because I'm getting my
surgery soon.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh I heard, Yes, I heard that. How is this going?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Now? You're getting scared?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Are you getting it done locally?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah? And I have to go get my my surgical
blood work, which like I'm kind of freaking out about
because I wanted to like not drink for like a week.
So it looks like my blood is like clean and
I'm healthy. But I'm having drinks Saturday and I think
my blood work is Tuesday. Well will the alcohol be

(15:54):
out of my blood?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
They're not checking for your alcohol levels they're checking it,
make sure that.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Fat like I don't want my my my blood to
tell the doctors she's a mess and she's fat, like
I wanted to look normal.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
You wake up and there's there's an intervention after after
your surgery that you're a drunk mess and it's it's
me and the and the lob and the airport bar bartender.
Now do they go through your snerb or do they
go through up your snerb to cut it out? Or
do they have to go through your your tummy?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I missed you too, I know what a sin. Rocky
missed me so much. No, they have to go through
my tummy, so it's like a see section cut. I'm
gonna I'm gonna do a tell all about all of this,
uh all through that. Yeah, I'm gonna save some for
the podcast after it, and then I want to do
like a TikTok because I like when everyone comments like
their experience. So yeah, it's gonna be a thing.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
But I googled. You know, I'm a psycho, So I
already went and google because I get myself nervous and
I have to get like to have chatchy. But she
talked me off the ledge. She already told me that
it's not it's not a big deal. It's a It
is a big deal because what you're going through, but
the surgery is everyone recovers from it so quickly, and
it's not it's not as dramatic as you're gonna think it.
So I'm happy for you that you're gonna be pleasantly

(17:11):
surprised when you wake up and it's not too much.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I hope so because I never got a C section before,
and it's basically like the same cut and like they're
taking out an organ. So I don't know. I just
don't like pain. I don't want to feel anything. So
I'm trying not to think about it.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You're gonna be fine. You just go to sleep. We
speaking of tiktoks and breaking the internet. You and I
broke the internet last week with our viral clip with
sixteen point nine million views and which eighteen billion comments
all about the invitation.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Stop it, Oh my invitation?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I have it? Should I grab it? Yes? I have it?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hold on, Joey still has my invitation, which is so cute.
I feel like I have extras upstairs in my attic
because they were so cute. If you guys know, it
was like a Gatsby theme and everyone had to come
dressed up Gatsby. So my colors were black, gold, and white,
and then the invite had like a tie. This was

(18:13):
when invites like started to get drama with like the
decorations on it and the ribbons, because it was two thousand,
when did I get married? Twenty fourteen, so that's when
like invitations were getting drama. But my invitation was beautiful.
And I think Joey was number twelve. I don't remember

(18:33):
I have the list.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
You just had it. I know I haven't.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I was never sixteen, which I feel that was good
and every one scene and I still have the invitation
of I kept. I keep. I'm a keepsake thing. I
mean not everything I'm learning now I'm getting older, I'm
throwing things out. But like you know, I have every
one of your books like here on my bookshelf, and
I can't throw them at I can't throw them out,
I can't get to the clean lady. I'm not gonna
put them in stores to the're by themselves will be scared.

(19:01):
So I have the story. I know all your silly
little books here and all your little cheats at boxes
and everything that you've done. I have here because I
mean number one fam. But everyone speculating who it was.
Was it Angelina? Was it Vinnie? Was it?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah? All your answers are wrong. I'm like so surprised
that some of the some of the guesses. A lot
of people said Rider, yes, but you.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Know no, I don't think she would have so she
wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No, she wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Whatever happened to her? Why did you stop talking to her?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I feel like we just went our separate ways because
I feel like Ryder was like the girl that I
would call and be like, girl, let's go have a
good time, like my party friend. Like we loved going
out and having fun. But then once I got pregnant
and married and you know, being a mom, I just
feel like, I don't know, we went our separate ways.
There's no like, there's no bad energy or it was

(20:01):
like a bad breakup. It was just like all right, bye,
And that's adulting.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I mean, that's adulting.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, it was important to you at that time in
your life, and that's your journey was important to her
at that time was important Sometimes you know things online,
but you know, you know, I ran into her in
Brooklyn like a few years ago, and I didn't recognize her.
You told me she had a mullet. She had a
curly mullet, so she was a hipster. She's a hipster
in alf anyone's wont to where she.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Is, Okay, never see her. But it wasn't writer.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
No, are we gonna have reveal who it is or
what kind of person it was.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
So I feel like it's gonna be annoying because you
guys probably wanted it to be juicy and like someone
that you know, but you guys don't know. But it
was somebody on my team that I considered to be
like a sister and a best friend. And she literally
was like ride or die for me and my brands,
Like we were very very close. And it was my

(20:57):
old publicist. Oh my god, my old publicist, and that
she was she yes, I was like, what the fuck
she was?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Now?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Now I don't trust anybody, but she was the one
that got. She was the one that got like the
People magazine to like do a whole feature and everything,
and she was doing all the things for the wedding
and when the People article came out and it had
my invite in it. I'm like, what the fuck. I
was like, that's weird. How did they get it in
time to put it into People? And then I looked

(21:28):
at the number and I saw it with her, and
I was like, that actually makes sense.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now when you saw that. Did you think that she
did it as that you weren't aware of it, or
that was part of the People's magazine deal that she
that they got the exclusive, or you knew that was
a part of the deal.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, I knew it was a part of the deal
because I didn't want anyone to know where it was
when it was like, I did not want my invite
to be out at all, Like I didn't want it
to be like in the media at all.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
So that's when I was like, that doesn't make sense. So, yeah,
I love all of your guesses and I feel like
it was a very genius idea.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, but I remember, I remember.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I remember it came out and my dad called me like,
who the fuck did that? And I'm like, I don't know, Dad,
And I was driving, so I remember pulling over on
the side of the world like a maniac and I'm like,
what number is it? And I'm zooming in and I
think it was sixty two? Did you say sixty two?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's it's a two number at the end, I.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Think it was sixty. I don't know, but I looked
at the number and then I was like scrolling or no,
it was actually on a piece of paper, so I'm
flipping through the piece of paper like whose number is that?
And then I was like, oh, I was gutted.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Ah. And you know what's so scary that that is
someone that you like trust with so many personal private
things and so many business things and like like all
like legal things, like no, literally it's scary, like how
much access that they have into your life, your family's life,
your your children's lives. Like it's it's insane and never

(23:00):
you never know who you can trust. So long story short,
don't trust anyone. But a lot of brides were so
impressed with you, said calling you the smartest woman in
the world. And I think that everyone's saying, well, twenty
twenty six and on, brides are all gonna use this
tactic now. And it's a very smart thing, not just
not just for you know, publicity things, but just just
in general to you know, to respect your wishes and

(23:22):
you know.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Amen, So yeah, that is that's who did it. But
it's been years and obviously I'm over it. But that sucked.
That sucks so bad. But I had an amazing wedding
and it didn't affect my wedding at all.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Do you know that you and I didn't get one
picture at that wedding. It was such a big hoopla.
Really yeah, but you don't get you don't have every say,
you don't get pickure, you don't have pictures with your
best friends, because it's like you're always that is true,
the real ones.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, the one thing that I do regret because I
literally invited like seven hundred people. It was so many
people that me and Gianni when we walked out, we
were trying to go to every table. I wasted an
hour doing that. I didn't even get through twenty five
percent of It's like, why do we do that? Like,
I feel like you don't have to do that nowadays,
even if you do have like a big wedding party
in general, just be like, love you guys, thank you

(24:09):
for coming. Let's party, Like you don't have to go
to every table and converse date Like I feel like
that's old school, like, we don't have time for that
because we want to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Do you remember when your big diamond chandelier shoe fell
and fell apart on the dance floor?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Did he did the heel fall off?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
The hail fell off your shoe?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, it snacked.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
There were so many be crystals and diamonds and fucking
pearls and shit encrusting in them that they cracked.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
At the heel. Yeah, and they weren't comfortable, but they
were gorgeous heels.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I still enough, what an affair. I remember I wore
white cheer wedding. I didn't even realize it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, you bitch, did shoot.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I know I wore a white jacket with a red
bow tie.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're a bitch, I know.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I didn't think about that back then.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I didn't even realize. Well, he's trying to steal my thunder.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah I was. I've been very busy all week. Do
you notice my my couchooks crisp and clean? I was.
I got out my my steam cleaner, my my opholstry cleaner,
going crazy in my house cleaning because I'm selling. I'm
selling my three west elm Anton counter chair twenty six

(25:19):
inch height three of them. I'm selling them because Crate and.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Barrel just got them.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I just got them like a month ago. But Crate
and Barrel is sending me different I don't like them
in the space, so Crate and Barrel is sending me
fresh ones that I really love, So I have to
love that. Well, I'm ambassador now, I'm Crate and Barrel
sponsor hashtag, are you yes?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I feel like I love their stuff, but I'm like
such a cheap o that I never really like spent
the money. But they have gorgeous fucking My.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Whole house was was and it is all Crate and
Barrel and sebe Cho the entire thing. Every every plate
in my kitchen, every wine glass, every every fork, every spoon,
every platter, everything, every candle holder, every throw pillow, my bedding.
Everything's Crating Barrel on CEB two. So I've been used,
I've had it forever. But now I'm just switching out everything.

(26:10):
I'm getting new nights Stance. They're sending me these sp
nights since I wanted. You're going to say, I'm doing
that little in home refresh for my DA.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's literally my favorite fucking thing to do because for
me like remember when we were growing up, and this
is like so millennial. But when you're growing up and
you you rearrange your room and then you walk and
then you close the door and then you open it
and you're like, how would people like my room? Like
let me pretend I'm my friend, and then you would
look around and be like, oh, let me change that.

(26:37):
I used to change my room once a month because
I I just needed a change. I wanted to feel
like it was a new, like upgraded, different space. And
I feel like I'm doing that with my outside right now,
Like I got this gorgeous outdoor couch to go on
my deck with my fire pit in the in the
TV because I want to like lounge out there. Yeah,
So I always I feel like I still do it,

(26:58):
Like I still rearrange shit. I don't want new furniture,
like I get. I get bored, like looking at the
same shit all the time, Like you need to spice
it up, bitch.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
We would rearrange our rooms and we would try every
fucking possible configuration that bed with you. If I couldn't
get that bet off the ceiling, I would have put
on the ceiling. We moved that bed around so fucking much.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
But it's always at like two am when you can't
sleep and your mom's like, what's that noise? What are
you doing in there? I'm like, I'm moving my room
around and like my dresser, because you remember our old school dressers.
I had the biggest mirror. It was literally six hundred
pounds and my ass is moving it. I'm scraping up
the floors.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It was like the best thing ever.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
And then when we were moving at mid move, I
would have the dresser in the middle of the room
and I would stand behind her pretend it was a
front desk and I would be like hi. My sister
would come in, I'm like, Hi, how can I help
you today? And I'd sit there for hours, just pretending
all different jobs. I was a receptionist, I was working
at a clothing store. I was at the tanning salon
behind the counter. I was doing all the jobs behind
that fucking behind me for hours.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So I used to pretend I was a banker, and
every time my mom went to the bank, I would
like grab the like bank receipts, I would like hoard them.
I would go shopping at the bank and get all
the receipts, so then I can go home and play bank.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So you'd hold them on on your counter and then
like hand them out like thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Or did you ever go to Mommy's house? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You did?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, on the porch, Yeah, on the porch. I was
pretending it was a drive through bank and I popped
out the screen and I had my friend like come up,
and I was like, PSI yeah, or would you drive around?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Pull around?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, pull it to the second window window too.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You know what, that's what that's what.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
We didn't need.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
No, we didn't need any any machines. We didn't need
any any cell phones or computers or anything like that.
We made our own. We made our own fantasies come true.
If you wanted to work at a fucking at the
Forever twenty one, just pull that dresser out from the wall, bitch,
there's your register. You don't need to need AI. We
made it happen and we were happier. I think lams oh,

(29:01):
I miss it.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I miss it so much.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I do too. I hope that people this age. You
know what I was thinking about, Like I was shopping somewhere,
I was in I was at I was at the
Home Depot. The other day, I was getting stand paper
for a project I'm doing, and I was like paper.
I was in the store and I was just walking around,
and it just brought me so much joy just to
just to walk through and touch the the drill bits

(29:26):
and touch the little candles and little little command strips
and like see them and feel them and like and
just and like people all like like looking around and
with these strangers walking next to you and like they're like,
wonder what they're shopping for. I wonder what their project
they're doing. And it's like eventually, I know what's gonna happen.
We're not gonna have any of that anymore, cause the
Internet's going to take over. And it already has happened,

(29:46):
Like you know, everything's locked up behind a thing and
no one's going to the malls. All the malls are
shut down. But that was such a thing. But I
missed the malls a part of the human experience. That
is something that we take for granted, and what we
have now we're gonna take for granted, and twenty five
years we're not going to realize how good we had
it now. So basically, what I'm trying to say, is.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's a longer, let's go back.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I will. Wait. Did you hear that the present's
trying to on the board of attendee or someone. They're
trying to talk about the sun and about daylight saving times.
They're saying that they're going to make a decision on
making it one or the other. I was like, obviously,
the only one to do is have the more light.
But everyone's saying, I don't want to be dark out
all right. I don't want it to be light out
at six am when I when I want, I'm trying

(30:31):
to sleep. It's like, bitch, wake up, get the day started. Well.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I I love and this is probably not like a
popular opinion.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You want it dark out earlier.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I love Christmas time when it gets dark out at
like four five PM. I fucking love. I like dark.
I don't like the daytime. I'm a vampire. I like
the dark. I like a night time. It's cozy. You
could go to dinner earlier and get drinks. Like I'm
a night owl. I like I prefer the night than
during the day.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I'm the opposite. I feel like I'm so accomplished when
I wake up early and I had the whole day
and then by eight o'clock it's still sunning out. I
love that because I feel like I'm getting more done.
And people that work, I mean, but also think about
the people that work. People that work, they lose their
whole fucking day. They get out at four o'clock and
it's pitch black. They don't have a whole they don't
have a fun. Imagine that was like that all the time,
four o'clock at night time. Picture in the summertime, getting

(31:24):
four o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I don't know. That's why the our nation is never
more divided. So I don't know that. But I don't
know the Christmas lecial time. I don't know that Halloween
and Christmas will be special if it was dark, if
your trick or treating during the day, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh exactly. And Canada is so weird right now because
every time I would wake up like so, it's a
three hour difference where I was in Kolowna and Joey
it's literally sunny and bright out like it's twelve pm
at four am. It gets what you like, it gets
so it gets so bright so early, and I hate it.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's how it was like four am.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm like, are we are we in Alaska? Like what
is this? Why is it bright?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's how it was. And I think what country was
in it. Maybe it was in Russia or Germany or somewhere,
and it was like and it was like bright. We
left the bar and it was it wasn't it wasn't
that late. It might It's been like three thirty or
three o'clock in the morning and it was like full
on sun. I was like, I remember my phone was dead.
I had to I had to ask someone to get
me a uber.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
That's crazy. That's also dangerous though, because I would be
I would be out at the bars all night. Yeah,
I'd be like, oh, it's not it's not nighttime yet
because it's still bright out. I've been animal.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I'm selling anyway. I'm selling those fucking chairs and
I have it on Facebook Marketplace. Have you ever sold
anything on Facebook mark? And of course you haven't.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, I actually have through my sister in law. No.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
No, well I know one before. Well, I'm trying to
sell these and they are brand spanking new and I
just have them steam cleaned. I had I had my
guy come, which is me, and they're brand new out
of the box, and no one is clicking on them.
This one lady. That's when Linda or Nancy. This is
one lady Nancy on Facebook Marketplace. She's answer interested, but

(33:21):
she's not committing to the role. And then I put
on Instagram. Everyone's clicking on it saying like, first of all,
everyone and their mothers saying that is messaging me, oh,
I can't, I can't have them or whatever. They don't fit,
but don't reply them, like no one's replying that actually
want to buy them.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Facebook Marketplace. They like to get deals, So I gave them.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I gave him like five hundred dollars off.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Which is in the store for three chairs.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
The three chairs in the store right now are four
hundred dollars each. So and they I'm not selling one
or two because I'm getting stuck with one chair, so
I said this, So I'm selling them for so that
would be twelve hundred dollars. I was selling them for
nine hundred dollars, which is two hundred dollars off.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
You might have to go lower to get rid eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Lowest I'm going is eight hundred once you three before
six seven, eight nine. Oh, that's three one hundred dollars
off each chair would be Yeah, it's nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So I'm gonna does any crusaders want Joey's chairs to
get her?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
But they're okay. It's like getting a free meet and
greet in my building lobby. Literally, what if I what
if I up the atsy? What if Spooky happens to
be here the day?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Buy?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Why don't you buy them for the snookie shop? Put
one in each store.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't have a bar.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Oh do you want them for your shorehouse? You don't
have to buy them, you can have them. No, I'm
gonna ed up giving them to the cleaning lady.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Probably I give all my stuff to my cleaning lady.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I made you I three bags.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Do you want this furniture? Like? I just gave her
six bags of clothes because I'm like purging. I gave
her back and she is great stuff and I feel
like she sells all of it on marketplace and makes
a ton of money.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh, good for her. I gave her a brand new
vacum because I got a new dice in vcuum. Now
I'm a dicing partner. I got a new bight. Did
you ever get your air wrap from.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I did. I haven't used it because I've been so busy,
but I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, so good, I love it. But yeah, and it
would need three Anton chairs from Cebee Chair I'm sorry
from b SLM. Hit me up, mama, otherwise they're going
in the gap and the trash. Yes, what did I
want to tell? Yeah? Facebook work place, it's sister a
weird place to sell things. So it's like people are
so sketchy and weird. I almost got scammed three times. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That scares me because I kind of feel like it's
Craigslist and if you buy something and then you go
and pick it up at some stranger's house, like you
have to be taking a friend or someone because what
if they're like, oh, it's downstairs in the basement, and
then you get murdered.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I ain't fulling for shit. I don't trust now. I
don't trust me.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
You know what I do love watching right now on
TikTok is the Facebook food where there where they're selling
their food and people go to their houses and they
eat their food. What I've been obsessed with it. It's
like my new thing to binge.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
On TikTok, they go over from someone house for dinner,
or they buy food from them.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, they just buy food from them though, like they're
a restaurant, and then they come out, they go to
their house, the person comes out and they're like, here,
try this, and they sell all of their food on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Why does it Poppy do that? He should, That's what
he's doing anyway. Just he's making all this shit for
his silly TikTok. So why isn't he?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Oh my god, I but you A ton of crusaders
would buy from Poppy.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
They probably robbing you.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
That's genius.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Oh I'm gonna tell I'm gonna have I'm gonna cut though.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
No, yeah, you have to get ten percent. But yeah,
go on TikTok and and put in Facebook food reviews
and it's it's been my new obsession lately, and it
looks so freaking good.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Are you watching any new shows? Spooky? I watched the
Real Titanic movie? Did you watch it? I send it
to you?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yes, bitch I again.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Say a fucking again, Say.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
It Againla Lila Lila, I had I was me and
and they were so dramatic. They were so dramatic, like
they were in a war, like Okay, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
We're talking about annoying couple. First of all, the show
is called Shipwrecked The Real Titanic. It's on Netflix. Watch that.
There's just one couple that's on here and they're talking
about their experience. First of all, anyone on a documentary
is so fucking dramatic. That's why that trend is taking
off so much. Everyone's sitting down like my documentary, Like.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Did you yes? A documentary?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Though their kid is their new parents and their kid
is four months old, you are bad parents. You are
already because it's four months you couldn't wait to not
This is the same thing I hate about moms that
eat sushi the second they fucking pushed that kid out
in the bed. You couldn't wait more than four months
to have a fucking drink and pamper yourself because you

(37:55):
had to hold a fucking baby in your stomach for
fucking nine months, You fucking entitled bit. That's so First
of all, your four kids four months old, and you
need a fucking a cruise vacation so bad that you
couldn't wait till the kid fucking his belly button fucking
fell out. The kids four months old because this and
then and now they're acting dramatic and like then you

(38:15):
let your kids.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
They were annoying. They were annoying if you guys watched it,
like like I was like, oh, like I kind of
feel bad for them. But then they were like being
so dramatic over it.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh they said Lailah forty five hundred times, like what's
your name again?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Because I forgot you guys have to do you have
to watch it, but do a drinking game. I would
everyone get like spooky, fill it up with lemonade from Crystal,
like lemonade and vodka, and then start the show. You'll
be fucking in the hospital with an alcohol severe alcohol poisoning.
By the fucking third, the third fucking chapter of this show,

(38:52):
they say the name it's I thought it was being
punk's Like I thought there was hidden cameras in here.
I could not believe what I was saying. I couldn't
believe it. No, but back to the story. There's an
Italian cruise and they're calling the real life Titanic. I
didn't know that anyone died in it, but apparently thirty
five people died.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
And I didn't finish it because the couple was annoying me.
I turned it off.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah. So basically they got on this shacht and the
captain was a shady fuck, a shady drum.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It sounded like he had no idea what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
No, and he like he was trying some woman, was
like trying to like he was trying to flirt with
some woman or whatever. And she's like, oh, my, my
cousin and my family is from that island. That's on
island over there. She goes, you should drive by it
so I could get a picture in front of it
and send my family or whatever. So he's like flirting
with her, and they're not. That was not part of
the route that they was agreed upon, so it was
illegal for him to move the boat into an area

(39:48):
that he wasn't supposed to anyway.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, and he was speeding.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, do you rail the plane just to flirt with
this bitch on the place so you can get a
picture with her, her me familia. And then they hit
a fucking rock boulder and it's the water is pushing
in the bolder and the guy was so worried about
his his hish him getting in trouble that he lied
he had he they lied to the made everyone lie
to the entire ship and say it was an electrical outage,

(40:12):
so everyone didn't know what to do. So basically everyone's
dead because he didn't want to admit that he was wrong,
that he did something bad, and he's afraid to get caught,
just like they can't.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Did he end up like getting in.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Trouble and like, yes, he's in jail for twenty five
years or something for oh well okay, yeah, like you can't.
You can't trust your publicist, you can't trust the captain
of the ship. Who can you fucking trust me?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I am not I would. I feel like I would
never go on a cruise, like I always like wondered
about it. But Titanic is one of my favorite movies
but also like my biggest fear, and I'm definitely afraid
of the ocean because I know there's some fucking shit
in there. I've always said there's aliens down there. No,
Everyone's like, oh, there's aliens. I was like, I've been
trying to tell everybody since I was two. But even

(40:57):
like the creatures, like we only we only discovered five
percent of the ocean. We have no idea, what the.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Fuck is down there, what lies beneath mama.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
So me being on a ship and knowing what happens
to Titanic and we're out in the middle of the
fucking Atlantic and all of a sudden we're drowning. I'm
scared of sharks. Like no, it just doesn't seem appealing
to me. And then the fact that if something goes
down and I'm stuck on this fucking ship with all
these people, I mean, it's it's a disaster. What if

(41:25):
you're on a ship in the middle of nowhere and
then there's a zombie outbreak, You're fucked, you are screwed,
You're all dead.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I would only go on I would only go on
a cruise that was wasn't a real cruise. I would
do Like there's luxury cruises now these there are like
there's like only like twenty five rooms. It's like it's
a yacht. It's like basically you're gotting. The Ritz Carlton
is the one that everyone goes on. I was trying
to get a brand deal with them, and they fucking
paid me dust. They're like, you trashy fuck literally go
a fuck yourself. They paid me dust.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
You tried.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I did try, but it's twenty it's like a twenty
two thousand dollars eleven sorry, eleventh, one thousand dollars each
person for the week. That was that was when at
first started, because remember it was like twenty two thousand.
That's not bad for me and him, but now it
is so But I would do that where it's like
only it's like a small yacht. So it's like, you know,
only twenty five rooms and like everyone pays it gets
they're like five butlers. But when when that's like fucking

(42:17):
thousands of people on a fucking that's ungodly. That's ungodly.
Absolutely no, But I would do a yacht. I would
rent a yacht. I would do like that's what I
want to do, Nicole. Let me let me sell you
on this. Would you do this if I if I
get it, if I get it's the deal? Would you
do What's that show on Bravo where they undercover under

(42:39):
below Deck?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh my god, below Deck is one of my favorite shows.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
We have to go on it. You could be the
charter guest and then it could be the feel like.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
They asked me come on the actual I feel like
a couple of years ago it wasn't recent, but I
feel like I got an email saying, would you go
on Below Deck as the guest Nicole. I don't know
what happened to that. Uh no, I would love that.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Oh my god, bravo Andy, if you're watching, or anyone
that works in the the under crew under Underdeck show,
Nicole and I want to know he wants to be
the charter guest and I will be the I'll be
the second stew, the chief stew.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
But I honestly I would hate to like be waited
on like I got it relaxed. No, No, like I don't.
I don't like being you know, that's just not me.
So I would feel bad and I would sneak in. Yeah,
I would sneak in. I would sneak downstairs and like
listen to the drama and be like, oh girl, what's

(43:34):
going on? Please tell Like I don't want to be
like waited on hand and foot.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
You and Captain Sandy baby on a jet ski with
her chops off.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, I would take the crew out. I'd be like,
let's go out.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I love that show that it'll be the best ratings
of any show ever on television. Snooky on on the
Sea snooky at sea. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna bring my new gay friends though not you.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I literally fuck off they. I'll drown them all.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I literally have no friends, your frie.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Wait in a cal I'm so excited to eat today.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Wait. So that's why I was on my phone like so, yeah,
I'm trying to but it's not working. I want I
think it's Domino's stuff crusted pepperoni pizza, and then I
want cheesey garlic bread, and I want the oil sauce,
and it's it's not coming up.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Papa John's, Papa John's or Pizza Pizza Hut's my number
one favorite. That's the restaurant that you should go to
with the red pizza. A scary movie, think about like
you know what my night and I wanted to be
like I wanted to be like Stranger Things and I
wanted to be nineteen eighty five. I want to drink
full let full fat soda, real pizza and watch a

(44:49):
scary movie with yeah, with peki.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, and I want and I want my grandma to
be in the kitchen and making making something and meat balls.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
What a set nanny. Everyone's dead? Oh you know who's dead? Unbelievable.
I'd like to I'd like to have a moment of
silence for the Kardashian Jenner family. They lost one of
their soldiers, their matriarch, and the mother matriarch MJ. Chris
Jenner's mother has passed at the age of ninety one.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I have to say, and I swore she already passed away,
but she had a great run, and I feel like
she aged so beautifully. Yes, I agree, she's stunning.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
So my heart goes out to everyone in the family.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I don't know if I want to live till ninety one.
I mean maybe if I look like her and I
was like functional and like cute.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
So yeah, if you're right, if I want to live
that old, I do. Actually ninety one. No, I've seen enough.
I'm ready to go whenever, whenever they pick me up,
I have my bag's back. But yeah, that's the vibes
I'm giving tonight. We also with dead people.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, so well you said everybody's dead.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Sorry, condolence this to the family.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh yes, rest in peace, MJ.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Any other shows you've watched, any other movies they've cheese six?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Well, I have to say that the movies are coming
back Okay, like movie theaters. People are going to movie theaters.
I me personally. I went to the movie theaters twice
this month. I went to go see Toy Story five
with my kids and then I went to go see
Disclosure Day and there's so many people in there now,

(46:41):
Like movie theaters are coming back, which I love. So
maybe one day males will.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Come back, I hope.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
But yeah, movies. Oh, I finally watch Obsession.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Okay, I don't know what that is, the scary movie.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
With the girl that's like it was like under a
million dollars to make and it's like the best horror
movie ever.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Did Jay will make it?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
No, but she probably could make something like that.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
But it was great. It on TV? Now? Can I
watch it today?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, that's why I watch it. It's on Prime, It's
why it or rent it.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
But how much is really good?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I don't know. But I enjoyed it. I thought so.
My expectations were high because everyone was saying it's so scary,
it's the number one movie right now, and I'm like, oh,
how good can it be? And I went in with
high expectations and I was pleased. I loved it. It
was great.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
What's it about what kind of scary is it? Like
ghosts or like murder?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, it's more about like possession and just like the
girl acting really weird, so it's freaky. You have to
watch it. Why don't you watch it? And then we'll
talk about it next time.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
All right, I'm just really good. I'm gonna stick a
toy ghost at my snob and then put it on.
But you know why, I think movie theaters are coming back,
and because people, because the movie industry is learning to
roll with the punches. People want, they want to be
waited on hand if they want just a reclining chair
is not anymore. Now they have to Now there's waitresses.
Now you can get beautiful alcohol and drinks and delicious food,

(48:11):
and the seats are clean and comfy, and then you
can lift blankets and cozy. And the airlines need to
fucking catch the fuck up, because I'm sick of getting
on those airplanes and these tiny s seats, even even
the first class, like it's it's still fucking shit, shit shit.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Well they they just posted and I swear it's not
going to happen. But it was a see through plane,
so the whole plane is like fucking a window. Would
you ever.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Probably like you look, you look?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Are you kidding? You look down and you're literally that
would freak me out.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Well, I've flown on the sky, so on helicopters. That's
how it is. All the helicopters are like that.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And I.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Was on two helicopters and three. I went there and back,
and then I went on the war with Billy. Remember
he got that from Anniversary And I almost murdered and
I was threatened to leave him.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
No, that was really cute.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Though it was cute when I got once I got
over the fear of it. But when I realized I
was how high we were going?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No, it's scary. The one time I went to the helicopter,
it was for Sandy when Sandy hit Seaside and we
were like doing like a relief relief fundraiser for them,
so they had me go in the helicopter and I
was fucking terrified.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
You were crying at Saraho when you looked at that,
when you looked at the roller coaster that was in
the ocean, it was really sad.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
It looked like a war zone.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
And I was like, okay, wait. So the new cast
of Special Forces was announced and it is a motley,
motherfucking crew.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
And they asked me to do that too. That show,
Well last year, can you match me on the show?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I think episode one it was you know giojud worked
there to research.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Jud worked there, didn't she actually win it?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
The daughter? The daughter the daughter wanted. Yeah, and Berean,
a chicken fry who worked there, and a bunch of
sports players. Well, I have the new cast here. It
stars Mauricio, which is Kyle Jenner's ex husband Kyle what
your name? Kyle Richard's ex husband, his daughter Alexi, his

(50:19):
daughter Alexier, and then Brandy Glanville who looks unrecognizable in
the in the photo.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What a sin?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Well, you know she had something, right, she has.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
A disease or like a tumor or something.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Something with her health. Yeah, I don't, I don't. I
don't think it was due to plastic surgery. I think
it was.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Everyone I know. What a sin, poor thing.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I know. I wish her well. And then next we
have the taboo Candace Cameron Beret, the polarizing political figure
Rina from from Growing Pains, Brenna b r E A
n A. I have no idea who she's from. She
looks like a dime store. Megan Fox. Then you're lesbian

(51:06):
lover Ruby Marie Rose is working Oh Ruby and our Ruby.
Someone named Maxim m a X. I am no clue
who that is? Some man who looks like my age,
Oliver with a mustache, Crusaders, Sandal Flow. Who these people
are Matt Barnes. No clue. Hannah, No clue. Who Hannah is? Montana?

(51:29):
It's Tanna Montana, Lison McCoy, This one I do know.
George Sanchos, the Santo, the drag queen, political one that
went to jail and Trump got him out. David Hasselhoff,
Oh that's not David Helsoff, David Alicia and Colin Goslin Ryan,
Oh yeah, Goslin Mark know what's his name? No, Kate

(51:53):
plus eight, one of their kids is working there. That's
all they could dig up. This is all they can
dig up.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well, I still a lot of people. They ask a
lot of people, hoping they would say yes, and then
they don't because it's such an intense show. It's not
like you're going there and it's like a vacation. It's
like you're literally like fighting for your life.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
No one asked me to do any shows. I am
the best. I would be the best reality show character.
You know. I've never once ever in my entire life
been asked to be on a reality show. Ever, I
was asked to get out of the shot of many
reality shows.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
No. Yeah, you're asked to please leave.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Please leave. I've never never once been offered any TV
show or anything even to walk on roll nothing. They're haters.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
It just happened eventually.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I don't see it happening for me ever again ever,
But yeah, I was that's not funny. So you're casting
directors out there, big mistake. I'm a fucking cash cow.
I don't have the I don't have the cash yet.
But if I did end up on TV ever, I
think it would be I would think it would be
it would do wonders. Speaking of let's we got movies.

(52:55):
Speaking of scary movies, are gonna watch night? If you, Nicole,
if you could have and or direct or create your
ultimate scary movie, what would the movie be about? And like,
tell me about what the movie would be like?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Well, I actually just had this idea with Jenny and
I was like, can you make this movie for me?
Because I really want to do it. My favorite book.
It's called Exit Zero and it's literally about the zombie
apocalypse happening on the Parkway of Jersey and it's just
like the outbreak happens and you know, they're down the shore,

(53:32):
so like it happens in the seaside and it's very
like Jersey shore asque but then it's in Jersey, and
I loved it and it had like such a good
it had such a good plot. So I feel like
if I were ever to do a scary movie, obviously,
you guys know I love my zombies, so it'd be
something zombies, but I would want it to have some
comedy in it because I don't want it to be
like too spooky. But I would do something zombies. Or

(53:55):
I would do aliens because that's I love my aliens,
so something. Or I would do something like blair Witch.
So I like watching horror movies when when they're like
filming it themselves, like Paranormal Activity blair Witch, Like that
shit is fucking scary because you it's a lot of
jump scares, you know what I mean. Yeah, So that's

(54:18):
what I would do. What would you do like like
like a chucky, like a spooky doll?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
No, I know mine would be. Mine would be like
either something with something where you thought someone was dead
the whole time and then you they find out all
the time, they they changed the disguise themselves and they're
and they are are have been living the whole time
and somewhere else, so like they didn't they didn't really die.
And I still to this day, I hope that one
day we get to have this where like a celebrity

(54:44):
thought we thought was dead for so long, we actually
find and find out, like after twenty years that he
really was alive. Like I'm praying that Michael Jackson walks
in my house or delivers your pizza tonight.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
They're saying that about Michael Jackson and Elvis.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Can you imagine what Elvis would be old? Really?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I feel like I would take my death just to see,
like how people react if I died, like everyone does
everyone care about me.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
It would either be that or it would be like
someone like the Killers living among us, Like you're they're
like someone in someone in your life is not who
they say they are they're like, but they're like someone
from like your past, like or like someone that's like
in your house.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Like that's good, Like drama horror.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah yeah, like I like that, Like your or your
kid is like secretly a demon, no, like reincarnated and
it's like someone else and it's like a killer, like
from like another time something.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Wait wait, look at Rocky real quick. He has a
plenty tail. Oh wait, you look so handsome. Oh we
hate so sorry.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I trust to get my ORR ring on peaky as
a bracelet today and he bit me. I call, you
have to get all these rings or ring does?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
They tell you your heart beat and how you sleep
and stuff?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Everything It tells you instral cycle. It tells you about
when you're if you're ever going to get sick, if
your body's about to get sick, and it can predict
that you're you're you're gonna get a flu or a
cold or a virus weeks before it happens. It does
everything that crazy ship.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
This is what I'm talking about with the robots.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
That's scared, my steps, my sleep, it scores, it's stress,
it does everything, and it's this is a new ring
five hashtag or a ring partner and I wear it
every day. Maybe I'll try it, get one and you're
gonna love it. Then we can be friends. On the
app properly.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
So I feel like your movie kind of sounds like Saw.
Do you remember the first movie Saw?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
When he's down, Yeah, when they think he's dead, but
then he's alive the whole time, And he was the
one doing everything that.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Was crazy, right from the very room, right right from
beneath your nose.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
That was the best saw they made, like ten saws.
I'm over. It was the best, was the best one.
It was so scared.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I didn't like that tricycle face, so that big moon
face with the.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Oh so scary. Let go, he's scary.

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(59:05):
my confession is I how do I put this? Okay,
my confession is I don't like to see other gay
people win. And it's oh, you're.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
A jalous queen.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I'm not a joke. Yeah, maybe it Joe's queen. I
was watching a show you well, no, not that I
don't support it, Like it's like everyone should be able
to do what they want, but I particularly it annoys
me when someone else has something that I should have.
Here's my point. I was watching the Netflix the other
day and then all of a sudden, that fucking Queer
from Queer Eye for the straight guy that does the food,

(59:42):
which I interviewed for and didn't get. I'm still bitter
about it. I did interviewed it for the hair part,
for the for the Jonathan van Ness parton didn't get that.
But I'm talking about the cooking one because I can
all do the cooking one. He Antonio or whatever his
name is. He is on the show doing my dream
fucking job. He has a travel show where he travels
to each city and does the best food, the best hotels,
the best shopping, the best things to do. And he's

(01:00:03):
going all over powers and doing all this fucking ship.
And it's like, I'm not gonna feel happy for you.
It's like, first of all, you copy. First of all,
you copy me being gay. It was my idea to
be gay and and have sex with men, and then
it was my idea to have that show. And then
he's just out here doing it like I'm good for you, queen,
but I'm not. I'm not gonna sit there and fucking

(01:00:24):
cheer you on. I'm hateful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Maybe that's why it's not happening, is because you're being
bitter about it instead of being bitter and be like, oh,
you know what, like, let me manifest this for myself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I have manifested. I was on the fucking the balcony
of strawberries the other day. Oh you were, Yeah I did.
But things are things are happening, like certain things are
popping up, and I don't want to I don't want
to talk too soon. But yeah, I'm just I'm just
I'm just confessing that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I just, I just I don't I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Support other gays in the works in the workplace. Joey Nicole,
have you ever lied to me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
No, I'm always honest with you. No, Okay, Okay, So
I have a confession speaking of stealing. Okay. So I
went to Target the other day and I forgot that
I put waters underneath my thing. So I did the
self checkout and I like did everything and then I
walked out. Nobody said anything because when I got to
my car, I'm like, oh my god, the waters. Normally

(01:01:28):
people would be like, I did it. Let me get
my car and drive away, because I just stole something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
It just came.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I believe, not even that though I believe in karma,
Like this happened to me at Walmart too. I forgot
to buy a pen. It was one singular pen and
I walked back in. I said, I forgot to pay
for this. I'm so sorry. Like I believe in karma
and I don't believe in stealing ever, And I feel
like if I were like, oh, whatever, it's just the pen,
let me take it, then I feel like something's gonna

(01:01:55):
come back to me. That's negative, do you know what
I mean? I believed all of that, so I don't.
I don't like to steal that I did because I
would still all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
That's very honorable of you, spooky. Well, you know, Target
they wait till you steal in a certain number and
then they then they arrest you for your hope, they
put you in jo Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
If Target will Target will get you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yea, yep. They wait, that's what they say. I mean,
I'm gonna tell you to to try their try their services.
But they wait to have a certain number and then
they give you, like the electric chair for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
It for self checkout.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah, for a good death row in prison for the
rest of your life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
That's another thing I like to watch on TikTok is
people getting in trouble at Target and the officers are
like chasing them down in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Wait, Nicole, remember speaking of Telemann shows that I've never gotten.
I always want to go to prison with you. Remember,
we want to live in prison for like the week,
just for like three days, yea, sixty days in I
think we should do it. I think they should Snookie
locked up the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Other ladies. They would, they would try and kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
No, we have to do that. So producers out there,
I want I want these to produce Snookie at sea
and Snookie in the Slammer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
No, not at sea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
That's where we're going on our boat trip. Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
But I don't want to go out to sea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Where to go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
The River Jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Absolutely not. We're going to Tahiti or Bora Bora. No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I just told you. I'm scared of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
On the yaht on the on the below deck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
And still we're still on a boat in the ocean.
Oh no, we would have to be close to land,
that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
We cannot too close because that's how the boat fell over. Well,
this has been lovely, this is lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I want to go relax and eat my pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I'm so upset that I have to put all this
shit away from our home studio, like it took me.
I was I was thinking about quitting. I was so
hungover and like and tired. I was like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
When you're still hungover that you don't give a fuck
about anything, and you're just like, I'm just gonna not
do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
We're recording it. We're recording something special tomorrow, so I'm
glad to keep it up. So I got chewed it too.
I got two for one special Crusaders. I need you
to all lock the fuck in and someone buy my
chairs because I can't afford to put to put Peaky
through cottage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
And I like, there's some rich crusaders, and take the
damn chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yes, and my crate and barrel. I'm gonna be living
in a Creighton barrel warehouse soon. With all these things
are sending me. I need to get out with the
old dame with a new Also, I had a fifty
percent off sale on Cameo for the summer and no
one's been on that either. But well, you guys just
want me to die and go away, because I'll do it.
I can't get a fucking TV deal. I can't get

(01:04:42):
someone to buy these damn chairs, and every faggot on
TV is taking my jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Go take a gummy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah, yeah, we'll see We'll see you next time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
We'll see you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
It's happening. It's happening, but snooky and joy