March 6, 2026 • 52 mins
This week on It’s Happening: Snooki opens up about her cervical cancer diagnosis, the procedures she’s gone through, and why early detection matters. She and Joey also take a trip down memory lane with 90s fashion and pop culture, get candid about Jersey Shore moving on from MTV, and talk about how they keep lifelong friendships strong.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm telling our crusaders that our episode is coming out
soon because it is Friday, so we're a little late.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, you have cancer and I live in nineteen nineties,
so it's like there's a there's a time crunch.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, I mean give us a break. Guys. Hey, guys,
it is with the Spooky and Joey.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But thank god we're back, Like Nicole, can you get
a can you get a life threatening disease? Another day?
Because we missed two episodes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, we're here this week. We missed last week because
oh yeah, I had my appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Spooky is wearing a Persimmon crew neck sweatshirt and a
Spooky Shop hat. Cozy, I'm cozy too. Poppies here, I had.
I was lonely, so I called in my I sent
for my father. So Poppy is in the bedroom watching
Regis and Kelly. My sister's watching the kids. She's been
taking him on the dog walks and going on to parks. Pop.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You have a joy yet?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, and I haven't either.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh you're boring.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, I'm taking I'm taking hardcore drugs instead. I'm I'm
I'm on PCP right now.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You look like it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know I need to spray tand but everyone, welcome
to the show. Well, thank you for joining us, thank
you for supporting our small businesses. If you don't, if
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Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did you see that?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm well, I got Chelse and those fucking girls were
skipping down the hallway with you holding arms. It's like
they don't even know your middle name. Get the fuck
out of here. I know that you're employed, but it
was like, why are they Why is she looking so
happy with these random bitches in an alleyway?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, that was my idea for the real I wanted
everyone to see, like how cute your group of friends
would look wearing the shirt on St. Patti's Day, Like,
obviously everyone's gonna more green and do the thing, but
be different and wear my shirt. Let's get wasty pants
and look cute with your girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We should have super imposed me and Picky's face on
to those people.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Put it on the back. Wait the snookie plushy, It's
sold out in two days.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Poppies upset he wanted He probably wanted one, he kept
hinting asking about them. I was like, do you want one?
I was like, what are you asking about it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I think we're going to do a restock.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh condraculations and that all the money goes to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It goes to Wiggle's account.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, oh that's so exciting and plush she sold out.
I'm so happy it's fucking Friday. Not that I have
a job or anything, but it's like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Just the weekend is here and it's going to be
This is what I don't like. This is why I
have to go calld fucking Etsy after we hang up,
because I have to go to get Etsy which spell.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You look like an Etsy seller, but you take a
picture of the screens that goes that works at the
flea market and sells your trinkets.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm about to do a spell people, But yeah, it's
it's supposed to be seventy degrees in the Tristate area,
which I mean, how do we tail about that? Until
first of all, you saw how I feeled about it.
I was posting spooky, spooky reels will about.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Folly that made me upset? Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't want summer? Fuck summer. I don't want to
be in summer, I have to go to Antarcticle because
I can't. First of all, I can't afford the air
conditioning bill anymore. I have three air conditioners and it
costs fifteen hundred dollars a month just to run the
air conditioners. Second of all, I don't want to be
fucking sweating.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, Why is it already going to be seventy degrees?
Why kill me inch to like fifty and then a
nice fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Eight sunny six Yeah, like a sunny, sixty degree day.
That would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why are we going to streat to seventy? Calm the
fuck down?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Because they don't believe, Because the administration doesn't believe in
global global warming. They think it's a it's a hoax.
I don't want that, June, how to spell hoax? I
don't hoax? Well, I don't like it, but I am
excited that this weekend. I don't know if I'm going
to attend to you. I plan to have this this
perfect day and I had Sunday it's going to be
seventy degrees, I think, and sunny. I'm hoping, but there's
(04:00):
gonna be a John F. Kennedy junior lookalike contest in
a in a in a city. So all the guys
that look like him, Like, even if you look a
little bit like him, you're fucking hot. Like if you
if you slightly resemble him, you're fucking hot. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm going because I think it's fun for
pop culture. Have you watch the show yet? If you didn't,
I'm gonna hang out.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No watch it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, So she So I'm saying, if you, if you're
even like remotely, like if you squint, or even if
you're drunk, and that you kind of look like him,
there's gonna be hot guys so late. If you're single,
are you just looking to get fucking railed from behind?
Go to this thing Kennedy look like. I mean, they're hot,
the hottest guys ever if that they look even remotely
(04:39):
like them like him. Maybe I'm just telling you, if
you're single and you're looking for a date or you're
still gonna have some fun, go out there. Put your
best Carolyn look on. But you know, you know, put
on a put on a tweed pant or whatever. She
wears a pedal pusher and a and a trench coat
and and and head over there. I'm just gonna go
to trying to see what it's all. It's all about
(05:02):
the show is the show is it's I don't know.
I have to google it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, is it in the city or is it in Jersey?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's in the city. Hold time, Okay. So it's March Sunday,
March eighth, at one pm, right beneath the iconic Washington
Square Arch is in Washington Square Park. And yeah, I
think that it's going to be one, a one to watch.
They had a heat of rivalry rue there last month
and that got bugged out. And it's just a fun thing,
I think. I think the winner wins like something stupid,
(05:30):
like a like a T shirt or a prize that
says I won the thing. It's it's not for money.
It's just all for like fun and promotion, which I
think we need a little more community in our lives.
But back you commenced, back to where you come in Spooky,
it's the nineties revival. That's why I'm dressed like this
mm and this show we need. But can I say something?
May I say something? You and I last fall when
(05:52):
we were going through it, where we were wearing burgundy
lipstick and flannels and all the ship. We called this
fucking before this show even came out. We have been
doing the nineties back for a year now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, we were dressing nineties, we were watching nineties movies.
We did a nineties full trip. We did it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I got a Gilmourgers tramp stamp. It's like we were
all full in, but now I'm even more full And
that's why. That's why I donned this cap. Because I've
been listening to music. I have the best nineties channel, ladies,
if you want to, I need trying to spotify this
nineties music. Okay, I found the best channel. It is cool.
It is called Liz Fair Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That makes me want to kill myself though, Like I
hate it here and I want to go back.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So bad, like an Then it goes into then it
goes into Michelle Branch and then it goes into the Gym, Marsset,
Natalie Merch, ten thousand maniacs.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's like, it's the best fucking channel. I was blasting
it on ten. I had a burgundy lip on all
day and Attacky sucking around the.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
House would have been screaming.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So the nineties are back in a big fucking way.
I want Sissy to take this in to like to
embrace it in the right way, Like if you have
any nineties clothes, maybe I think she should start wearing flannels
child red her waist with like a denim skirt.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yeah, So it's all the fields are coming back,
and it's like it's I'm kind of annoyed because it's
like this is my thing that you don't know what
you're talking about. When all these gen zers are just
trying to like dress like it and like bring brunch
back and all the supermodels and all the fun nineties things,
It's like, okay, and like take on our culture. But
it's like our culture is not a costume. It's like
we this is this is where especially you and I,
(07:27):
this is where our hearts were ripped out of our
chests at every feels.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Dressed up, everything literally a way of life. Like it
was like this is like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How we became who we are to this. The nineties
shaped us everything from movies, movies, we cried to movies,
going to sleep, dreaming about your boyfriend, thinking about him
from a show or a song or like this is like.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Even just like life, like we weren't obsessed with like
technology because there was none. No, it was just like
living and hanging out and doing fun things, going outside memory.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Your mom's on the phone. If your mom's on the phone,
you couldn't get onto the internet because you need the telephone. Yeah,
I needed I need a shoe string back in my
day to get onto the internet.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I miss I missed when the Olsen Twins were kids, yes,
and teenagers going to Paris and dating like that was the.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Best the nineties. So so yeah, it's like it's what
the food even like I want to I want to
like to eat like a fucking hot pocket or somebody
to eat then Helper, Hamburger, Helper. It's just like I
used to.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Put to to plain breads and put to two craft
two craft cheeses and just fold it and put it
in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I used to do American cheese and seasoning salt and
white bread and make a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I was trash.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But yeah, so all the fashions, the Vampire.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Slayer Bitch It's coming back.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's coming back, made up all the restaurants that we
used to go to, like especially in the city because
like the show where Love Story with John F. Kennedy
junior calenberset that I'm obsessed with and all the world's
obsessed with all the restaurants they went to. It's like
that I was in the nineties, like going to these
places like so I think it was. I was like
running into these people. I've seen Carolyn like in Soho
a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Calm down, and.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I sold her lipstick once. Oh, I goes, so I
forgot to tell you that. Oh my god, I hope
do I forget this in the nineties, I sold her
a Russian red lipstick. Oh at mac yes, and said
in the Christopher Street.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No? She was? She was. She was famous there. But
that's like there's famous people coming in every day. I
did Monica Wincey's makeup once she came in, and she
had plenty for blush. She goes, how much is blush?
I said, thirteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did you ask her if she if she did it?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I didn't want to talk about it. But she
had a new purse line at the time, and so
I brought up her purse linings. I knew I couldn't
say how what's what's the president's cock look like? So
I said yeah, I would say about you. Did you guys.
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know that's too young for me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Foxy Brown.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Foxed you around once.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I had to close the door in her face once.
Why Oh, Speaking of nineties, Dennis Quaid came in and
I didn't know girlfriend at the time, and she's he
comes in, he goes I wanted to get a gift
for my girlfriend. I said, okay, and she's like, but
you know, I want to spend about you know, a
thousand dollars. Oh that that that time hasn't heard of
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Speaker 1 (12:19):
So I got that's WoT.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah. So we had the whole box. It's like, you know,
the big makeup trunk we had the time that was
two hundred and twenty five dollars. I was like, we're
gonna start with this. We put everything in here and
I and I was like, I was like, I was like, well,
what does she look like? And she's He's like, oh,
she's got blonde hair. And and I didn't know who
he was at all at all at the time, some
like hot older man. And then he's like, he's like, oh,
I think I have a picture ever somewhere, and this
is before cell phones. So he took his wallet out
(12:43):
and picture of her and his wallet and it was
Meg Ryan. His girlfriend was Meg Ryan Meryan. Oh my god.
So I was like, I was like, I said, I
said Toosha, I said, say no more, I got it.
So I was like, I went back. So I picked
all Meg Ryan's make about for the nights. I was
I did a lot. I don't want to talk about
it right next and writing for saving it for my
memoir shot.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, or we should do like a series.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I have so many stories stories, but yeah, the nineties
wasn't my time to be alive. So now they're going
to all the restaurants. I went to the Indochine, which
is like it was the hip like it place you
could smoke inside back then, and we were like sit
there smoke cigarettes. And it's like and just like be
seeing be seen, Like all the models would be around
and all the designers and celebrities would just all be there.
(13:30):
Drew Barrymore would just be like in there, like with
no bra on, like smoking cigarettes and check Drew. She
was always her and Lisa Ling were always not Lisa Ling.
What's Lucy Loos? Sorry'll just be there. Yeah. So they're
going to the Indochine and now they're going to the Odeon's.
They're going to Panachu. So it's just a great series.
(13:52):
If you've not watched yet, what are you doing? It's
gonna throw you right back to the nights. All the
rage then Calvin Kleim is all the rage? Good watching
this weekend because the next on Tuesday, on Thursday that
the final episode comes out where they get killed.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So and you know why they got killed? Wait, I'm
thinking of the president.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It was the president's son. They as an airplane accident.
He was flying, he was flying, he was flying.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Did he get killed because of aliens like his father?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, his aliens? Did he get killed from aliens?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Did he the president? Yes, he was gonna do an
alien disclosure.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yes, Well it could be because the plane went down
for another there was no malfunction with the plane. He
must have like been crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The government has been killing people for a long time.
We are we're fucked.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well that's probably what happened to Carolyn and her sister
and and John John John. But yeah, nineties are back.
Everyone get on board because we told you you heard
it here first. If you did any fashion advice, dial
in and let me know ask us for fashion advice.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know what I saw they gave me gave me chills.
When I went to Mommy's house last time. She had
a Delia's magazine.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh why did she have that?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It? No, it was like you know, it was in
my box in my room. It was a Julius Magic
with with my diary and almost Dulia's catalog, the Delias catalog. Yeah,
and I would circle like what I want.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So this Delius? Okay. So so if no one knows
what deal, he says they came back.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It was didn't they come back for hot minute?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know what they should do, but I would
do it like full on real thing, with like QR codes.
I'd still send the magazine, but I'd have QR codes
in it, so you can the magazine shop the right way,
but you have to have the dealer's catalog. So Delia's
catalog was in the nineties and it was the It's
like it was one the first of its kind. There
was never something that with that because everyone saw these
(15:48):
all the models and like.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's how we went online shopping was our catalogs on TV.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
On TV, all these clothes, like these cool ass clothes,
and then you go to the mall and they had
no that's where they where they get all these celebrities
and like cool people getting all these cool clothes, like
they're not in the stores. Like you go to the
stores and you go like to like regular stores like J. C.
Pennies and fucking contempo casuals, and then they didn't have
these fucking cool ass items, and it was like the
photo shoots and stuff, and then Daulia's catalog came along
(16:15):
and it's like out of nowhere, you can dress just
like the celebrities. Like it was like all the coolest
ship you can never find anywhere else, like outfits and
fucking shoes and barets and fucking all this stuff. And
they did these photo shoots, so it was like a
magazine with these cool ass photo shoots where the people
looking the coolest you've ever seen them, like the hottest
outfits and like the HoTT you've never seen, and you're
able to buy the outfit right from the cattle, like
(16:35):
your mom had to call or send in for a
mail check or something.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
But oh my god, yes, everything was checks.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That But you remember, remember what you saw on Delia
is you didn't see anywhere else in the wall. You
couldn't get that shit anywhere else. No. Yeah, and they
didn't have one for boys. I was pissed about. I mean,
I think they ended up toward the end of it,
after catalogs became the thing of the pass, I think
they opened up some some brick and mortar stores in
the malls.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh I missed when the malls were malls.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, like what a good remember spending the fucking day.
That's what we did growing up. Growing to the wall.
That was like going to the mall was like people
going to Coachella. Yeah, that was like going to Coachella
or going to.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
On the weekends. You go to the mall, you go shopping,
and then you go to the movie theaters and then
you come out.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And what's the first thing you do when you what's
the first thing you what's your main goal when you're
going to the mall. When I was a kid, No,
when we're girls going to the what was the main
our main.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Goal oh to find boys.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yes exactly, Yeah, to find boys. That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
We got all dressed up like we were going to
the club even though we were like thirteen, like twelve,
and shopped us off and then we were just you know, shopping.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And they gave you, Gabe twenty dollars and you were like,
holy shit, twenty dollars and they give you a twenty
dollars bill. And then that was enough to get food
and go to go to get something else, to get
something cute, like you you can go get a full meal, no,
and then you can go to the by accessories by
a top by you know it was a belt or whenever.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I always went to Hot Topic and I bought a song.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So the main goals was to find boys. That's where
you would socialize, so the girl, all the groups of
boys would go together, all the groups of girls would
together and you and then it was fun because it
was it was people from your town. But also that's
where you meet boys from other towns because everyone in
the mall has like, you know, the mean thing, so
you would so the guys if you already like got
fingered by all the guys in your class already. It's
(18:24):
like now you can just go to the mall and
like find a whole new group of guys and get
you know, get finger blasted behind the cinnabon. It was,
it was, it was like it was a thing so
to find boys, to find inspiration. You'd see all the
older kids, like all the older teenagers like driving or
like you know whatever. So all the girls, like the
hotter girls and the older girls that you'd see the
mall you'd like admire, or the girls that worked in
the stores. You're like, oh my god, I want to
(18:46):
be just like her. She's so cool and like so hot.
And you wanted to be just like the girls that
worked in the mall. And it was it was a
way of life. And that's what you did for Friday night.
Like you and sometimes you be movies, turning on how
good your mall was. Sometimes you be movies, but a
lot of times you would just be like literally hanging out.
People weren't on drugs then, I mean maybe someone was
smoking out, smoking a joint here and there, but the
kids like were just being there present. And then you
(19:09):
go to what restaurants would you go to the food Court.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It was just like prem it the food court? Yes
or t G or no, what's the ice cream place?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm hoping that I'm hoping that the gens X the
gen Zers haven't hung up on us yet. But I
know the gen xers and the millennials are fucking pants.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This is for millennial. This is a millennial podcast today, and.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's also for the thing. It's awesome inpiration for the
gen zers because they see what how cool we are?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Are?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Reality TV wasn't there? Oh yeah, I guess the Real
World World was the first was the first reality show
and then the second one road Rules.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh my god, I missed road Rules. Those were my guys.
That's what made me want to do Reality was MTV.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What season of the Real World did you resonate with
that really said, oh my god, this I could do.
This is what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Definitely. I don't remember what season, but it was Johanna
and Wes. What season was that Johanna was? I wanted
to be Johanna.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
She was so beautiful, Yes, was so hot.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
It kind of looked like me. Wes Yeahs and Johanna
were dating and who was that? Who else was on there.
Brad was there a Brad I think.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mit a Sauna was on there.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, that was my That was my show where I
was like, I'm going to do reality like this is
this is gonna be my job.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
The makeup if you know your makeup, it was and
I'm calling it now everyone's gonna be having Matt skin.
This this this new thing. I know it's gonna you
still want to be hydrated and whatever, but it's gonna
be powder. So you're gonna be everyone's gonna be doing
like this Max Studio fixed powder foundation or like a
matte skin minimal not really colorful blush, just minimal makeup.
It was just Matt's skin in a lip. It was
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either like a burgundy lip or a rust lip or
a you know, like kind of a matte lip.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Was like shimmer eyes though it was like a light
blue shimmery eye.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Shadow that would go yeah that then that that white
that was closer to the white love those that's when
the that's when the icy icy tones came out of
the frost. But I'm excited about that. And then the
hair was simple. Girls, We're just we're just wearing our
hair down, down and straight.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
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time I was like, you know what, I kind of
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it's a little chilly. So I got a bunch of
like comfortable sweats, I got cute sneakers, and I got
Giovanna this really cute cozy set. Because the girls, the
kids nowadays, the girls, they're wearing all these like sweatpants
and matching sweatshirts. So I got her a couple in
extra extra small because their prices or their sizes go
from extra EXTRAUS small to you know, literally double X.
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So I ended up getting her a couple you know,
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all of their stuff. I feel like everything is like
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you know, Revolve has has the best things on there.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
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I got all new underwear from skims and socks and
t shirts and stuff. I have never had cozier things
in my life, but I love about Revolves. They have
everything from like high fashions just everyday basics. They even
have skincare and they have like beauty products and stuff
for the home. It's like but it's basically like the
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have only the best stuff. Like they're not going to
like sell something a Revolve that's not like that's not
like a good quality or worth buying. So I love
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So happy shopping.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. So I did all the testing and stuff. We
got my come buyupsy and that's when they scent it
out to see like if you know, if it's a
stage one or it's still pre cancerous. And then it
came back and it was stage one cervical cancer. So
I was like great. I had a mental breakdown, literally
went to the jewelry store spent a lot of freaking money,
(24:16):
and then I went to Louis Vuitton and spent a
lot of money, and I just had a mental breakdown.
I was like, what am I gonna do? This is scary,
Like now I have to like possibly do chemo or
do more surgeries, Like why is this happening? So I
had a mental breakdown. But then I was like, all right,
I have to go see an oncologist now. So I
went to an oncologist and he was like, the next
(24:36):
thing we have to do is a pet scan, which
I just did yesterday. You guys, So I did the
pet scan or yesterday. Wait, I have the I have
the biggest bruise.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Bitch, I have those two bit from Wiggles biting me.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, yeah no. So I went to the pet scan
and it's basically just in that like big tube and
they give you something to drink, and then I didn't
know that they put freaking radiation material inside of your
body so you're radioactive. Yeah, so you're radioactive. And I
(25:15):
was basically chernobyl after walking around like she did the
buzzer thing on me, and I was going, I had.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Radio act How did they get it in you?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You drink it in my in my arm, that's why
it's so bruised.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
So they put like it's like a magnet. Is it
like a magnet material in your body, so then the
machine can read it. Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, yeah, I guess mixed with the fluid, and that
it shows if there's any cancer anywhere else in my body.
So the cancer that I have goes to my lymph nodes.
It can travel to my lymph nodes and that's how
it spreads throughout my body. So that's what I was doing,
was the pet scan to make sure it didn't travel
to my lymph nodes. So when she was like all right,
I have to give you some radioactive material, I'm like
(25:55):
like chernobyl. And she took it out of like this
danger this danger like secure box and it was like
in this big, like thick needle and she inserted it
into my IV and I'm like, what the fuck is
going on? They don't they don't tell you this.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Did she have a hazmat suit on or anything?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, she didn't, but it was like so secure in
like a locked box that I was like, you're injecting
me with that. So after the thing she was like
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You no.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
After she did the buzzy thing on me, She's like,
you have to say six feet from your kids all
day and you can't sleep with them because it'll affect
the children. She was like, it'll be out of your
body by tomorrow, but like, try not to snuggle with
your kids. Don't sleep with them because you're still radioactive.
So I'm like, cray, I wish I knew that. God yeah.
And they say, after you get this done, you can't
(26:47):
fly because if you go through the machines, you're gonna
go off and they're gonna think you're a flight risk.
And she told me she did what I did. She
got it injected in her and then she went to
the White House because she was doing like a tour.
The White House shut down because she went off, and
she was like, oh, I just got a pet scan.
I got injected with radioactive material. They shut down the
White House because of this bitch. So if you guys
(27:08):
ever have to do a pet scan, make sure you're
not traveling or going to the White House because you
are Chernobyl.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
God yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So I did that and then I got nervous. So
she was like, so I had to wait in the
waiting room after she injected me with that for like
an hour because I had to like get you know,
absorbed in my body. So I just like waited there
for an hour and then she put me into the
tube and I was nervous that I was gonna get
claustrophobic in the tube because it's like an MRI scan. Oh,
But then once I got in, I just felt cozy
(27:36):
and I and I took a nap. I took a nap.
It took like fifteen in there, fifteen minutes and it
just like moves you back and before No, but it
was like so loud that it was kind of like
a sound machine, you know. I was tired, and no,
I was wearing like this clothes. They said, yeah, they
said come in sweatpants and like a long sleeved shirt.
(27:56):
So I did that. So I was cozy and then
she gave me a warm blanky, so she was really nice.
But yeah, so I did that and that was the
next step to make sure the cancer didn't spread. And
then the doctor called me last night and he said,
good news to call. It didn't spread. We are yes,
I know. Well, first he called me and he was like, hey, Nicole,
(28:16):
I got the results and it didn't sound promising. I'm
like hello, And then he was like good news. You know,
it didn't spread. But the next thing we need to
do to make sure this is all out of your
body is to do a hysterectomy. So the next step
for me is to get a hysterectomy.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay, so we're looking good.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You guys. Even though like stage one cervical cancer is
very scary to hear and I have it, it's like
the best case cancer scenario.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know. Oh, thank god me and Poppy were lighting
candles a church all week. That works.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Thank you, you saved mind.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
How I mean this is you know, Nicole's been so
vocal about, you know, learning from her mistakes, like you
know she she yes.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Such as, yeah, your test.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I saw a lot of crusaders have been getting their
tests and tagging you in them with their pictures because
you have prevented. You know, there's there's so many cancers
that are hundred persentable. Also, get your ass checked out
because prostate cancer is the most that's another one cancer,
deadly one, but it's also the most preventable.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You should be you should be proactive with prostate cancer.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, so go to coli Guard and get get at
home coli Guard tests.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
When you say that, do you start that at forty?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, I've had a scare because I had flat ships
for for like for like the months. Remember I had
flat ships and I thought it's a block jest. There
was a tumor in my intestine, so I had to
have a col naz and then after I woke up,
well everything went back to normal because it was just
my anxiety. But I happy. I think at forty, if
they do it, I still have never gotten fingered by
a doctor. Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh you're supposed to? I know, are you supposed to
do that? And then you cough, you go.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you never did that. I haven't do it anyway, No,
not with a doctor. I've done it. I've done it
on a blind date sex. But yeah, get yourself checked out.
But yeah, how for as far as like this goes,
cancer goes like it's a scary thing. And how I
want to ask you, how how is the bedside matter?
(30:17):
Are these nurses and doctors in the medthers that you're
working with, like, are there are they like babing or
like do they like can you like read them, like
like to like see if they're like acting like playing
it off like something that bad didn't happen if they
saw something like what was it? How are they how
do they treat you differently when you have cancer any well,
not like being like more like a baby.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Scan, I mean the pet scan. You're there because you
have cancer. So they were just like everything's gonna be okay,
Like we're gonna get this settled for you. She was
very nice and she was like taking care of me,
but she didn't like say anything.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But the doctor have a poker face.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But the oncologist who you first go to, which is
like your cancer doctor, he's just like, you're in good hands.
Don't worry, we're gonna treat you good. It's like that
that makes you cry because like when I scheduled the
appointment for the oncologists, the person on the phone who
did the scheduling, she was like, all right, you're all set.
We're gonna take great care of you. Please don't worry,
(31:16):
like you're gonna be okay. I started crying. I was like, okay,
thank you, Oh my god. That got me choked up.
So the receptionists actually are the ones that make you
feel cozy.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I guess I like this because this is like it's
like I should not have a lottery. But like I
never had a friend with real cancer before, so I
want to ask questions now insurance wise, what is it
does insurance? What is insurance covering for? Like cancer treaments?
Did it you cover your pet scan? It's going to
cover your hysterectomy? Like yeah, this for people that like
just to know, just insurance cover like most of the
cancer things or is it something that you're to be
(31:50):
worried about.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't know about the pet scan because I didn't
get my bill yet to see. But with my insurance
because I like pay out of the ask for it
for my whole family, Yeah, I don't know. It's like
maybe so they do cover it, but a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, So that's why I jnate to cancer societies. Guys.
It's people that can't afford cancer treatments can.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Just that's the same. Some people don't even have like
insurance to even do any of this, which is like insane, So.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You just you have to do just leave you to die?
Then is that how it works basically?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah? Like are how are they going to afford it?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Charity? Now, I was just I was worried about dogs
finding homes, No Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Why I'm actually working with my team right now to
figure out how I can do something. Yeah, how I
could do something to donate to cervical cancer foundations. So
I'm in the works for that.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I think we should make a Spooky Shop t shirt
or some merchants as fuck cancer or like not. I
am oh, I thought of it already, thank you. I
work in the boutiques.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That's what we're going to raise the money and.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Then it goes to the money to the cervix. Yeah,
I sana.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That was supposed to be a secret. But yeah, the
works to to come up with a design for hoodies
that it's the Snookie Shop. But then like fuck cervical cancer,
and then whoever.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Buy or they could wear their treatments like a cozy
like thing, like like I I you know, I got
cancer and all I got was this shitty shirt from
the Snooky Shop.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
No, it's gonna be a cue. It's going to be
a cute like lounge shot. So that's that's the next thing.
It's happening hap.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Hershey Sure Family Vacation is coming to a clothes
at MTV Studios's going on? What is happening we're all.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So we've been on MTV for sixteen years now, sixteen
and you know MTV they were going through transitions with
you know, other people buying MTV. So when you get
like someone else that buys the network, they have different
ideas of what they want for the network. So they
ended up like you know, Ending Ridiculousness and a couple
(34:17):
other shows, Teen Mom. I think so we kind of
knew they were like, all right, they're not going to
really do reality anymore. So I think our time is
kind of up at MTV.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I think they want to go back to like music
channels and stuff which were from okay, yeah, and I
think they want to do more scripted shows and not reality.
So I don't know, it is what it is. It's bittersweet.
I feel like, you know, eventually, we did need to
move on and evolve and go somewhere else. So there's
no hard feelings. MTV will always be our home and
(34:49):
we had great memories there, but yeah, this will be
the new season is airing in May, which we filmed
like in a year and a half ago, so I
don't even know what we did. It was so long ago, but.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That season is fell off the couch step that was.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Literally two years ago. So that season is airing in May,
and then it'll probably go all the way till October.
So that will be the last season of Jersey Shore
ever on MTV. But then we are we're gonna be
you know, obviously we're not done with filming. We want
a film to We're in a nursing home, like we've
(35:22):
always said, so it's gonna be probably a different concept,
but we we're gonna We're gonna do something else where.
You know, it's a new chapter. It's a new chapter
for us. So we will let you guys know as
soon as we can what's what, you know, what's the
next move for us. But we're not done filming for
you guys. We're just not gonna be on MTV anymore.
It's a goodbye to MTV and then a hello to
(35:45):
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well, it's kind of like the.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
What the Kardashians said, you know, they retired from E
and then they went to Hulu. So it's kind of
like we're doing that transition right now.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
And Real House as in New York went from from
Bavo to E. It's like, Hm, the networks are all
networks are all auffl right now, Yes, it's true. It's
because like Beach transition period.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Laguna Beach is now going to be on Pluto.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Just like we were saying how.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Things everything's going to streamers now.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, so we and Nicole had catalogs and now there's
online shopping. This is like this is going from TV's
on TV to streaming. So they're all it's all in
the works. So don't frap my pet. Do you think
there's a room for me to have a full time
position over there in the new show? I could be
dinas nanny or Sammy Sweetheart's wet nurse. Yes, okay, good
Sally Ann and she listens to the program step your
fast up, Mama, give me a job.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You've only been begging for seven years?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Now seventeen years?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Can I have been in the episode?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Did you see me working out yesterday?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Joey? First of all, I'm so proud of you that,
like you're going to the gym and you're working out,
but like you just did like a few wraps and
then stopped and like.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
You were there to get the video.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You were fit person that just went to the gym
to film a video.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Wait, there was a dog in my gym yesterday, a
full on, like a full on like dog, like like
a German shepherd, just sitting with his with his owner,
just working out.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Did you kiss him?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Just like laying there? No, I didn't say high, but
I had so many fucking I'm not I know, I
feel mine just for a joke, but like because if
you haven't, if you don't follow me a Joey Camass
on Instagram, go over there now. I precked out this
workout session thing where I just put like a template
and cap cut and record all these little clips. But
it was like a joke because, like you know, I'm
(37:29):
just like lifting like little dumbells, but like I made
it act like I was like a like a real bodybuilder.
But these people in my gym fucking have some I
had to step over. I know, I went to fifty
thank you. This woman had had a fucking ring light
plugged in in the gym and I had to step
over the court I can't. And then Nicole, Nicole, I'm
(37:52):
not even lying you. This fucking big booty bbl bitch
had a fucking microphone tied on her chest.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Like okay, so at least you want to only one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
No, I was doing it to be funny. These people
are serious. No, I know they're having microphones. Like, what
are you doing, bitch? I don't.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It's just like when I go to the gym, I
wear no makeup, I look like a slob. Like I am.
I'm trying to like actually work out and kill myself.
So when I see people like that, I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Like girl Danzel in distress. Brittany Marie Brittany Jean was
wilding out on the roads drunk driving and got arrested.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, I want to see, like her mugshot? Where's her mugshotnicle?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Can I have anything? Please? That's my time? Was I
gonna say? We where the health the mugshot? That that's that?
That's good.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Where's Nancy?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh? Fuck Nancy. I will talk to her in a second. No,
that's cultural history right there, Like we need has she
never had a mugshot before?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Didn't she have a boald mug shot or hare?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Forer wasn't get arrested for that, she just shaved her head.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, welcome to the club, bitch.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, we need her mugshots soon because I need to
make merch to sell it's like shot for cervical cancer. Yeah,
but she got arrested. She was drunk. I I have
a quote. It was I was reading. It was chuckling
in bed last night when I took my sleeping pills.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I didn't know she drank.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I you know I did, do you know how just
on pills. No, this is no surprise me because the
past month, all the videos she's wiling out in her
dining room and behind her on the dining room table
is a fucking open bottle of Jack Daniels. And then
she has got a full bar with gin, all the
liquor bottles.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh yeah, I saw that, but I thought it was
just the core.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
No, it's she's been boozing and taking.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
On Jack Daniels.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So it says Britney Spears was driving erratically on the
highway a harrowing hour long chase before being pulled over
and arrested.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
By long chase.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, she was a lot. She was weaving and says wait.
The pop Superstar forty four was taken to custody in
the California and High Patrol nine thirty pm on Wednesday
in Ventura County after weaving in and out of lanes
along Highway One. I won, according to Ventor Sheriff's Department
and kodikimmin dot Com. Spears has since been released in
its scheduled to appear in court on Monday May fourth,
everyone marker Calendric because we had to show up saying
(40:03):
free Brittany. I mean, I know, I also a statement
before I can get into my my thoughts, and my
statement is drunk driving is horrible.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Especially nowadays with the ubers. Like back in the day,
like I get it, but like I never get it,
but like, you know, you had to buy a taxi,
Like in the nineties, you had to call for a taxi.
You know, you had to do all those things. Nowadays
freaking book an uber. If I'm like going to dinner
and I know I'm only having two drinks, I refuse
(40:32):
to drive. I'm like, I'm gonna take it, uber, even
if it's down the street, Like absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So that's and she's also I can have a chauffeur
or a butler or whatever drive her around exactly. I
don't know. I'm not making light of the situation, but
I just love the sentence. She was Brittany is a
high high speed Chase, weaving in and out of traffic.
I just think that's funny. I don't think it's funny
that you could have killed someone or herself, but I
think that was funny.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
But I don't know why. I picture herself going like
twenty five miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
She think she was changed talking while she was driving.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, we no, literally, that's what I picture her. I
don't picture her like going ninety and like going crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
So Nancy Guthrie, what's her name, Savannah Guthrie went back
to the Today Show yesterday in New York City, But
she didn't do the show like she was just she's
just going to visit. I was like, I was like,
why did she go back? Did she forget her charger?
Like she's not like she's not working and she I
guess she just wants to go and say hi and
like maybe like get some of her stuff. I mean,
(41:30):
I would have moved on already. If it was my mother,
you'd have to know she's dead. She hasn't had her
pills in three months.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, but I would still need to know where she is.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, where is Nancy?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Where's my mother?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, speaking of where is Nancy, where is this week's
phone calls and text messages. I'll read a few of those.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Nice segu it's happen.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Hi, Spooky and Joey. I'm Gianna from Buffalo, New York.
It sounds it. I think you know Gionna for buff
longtime follower, Snoopy. I just want to give you my love.
With your health journey, you handle it really well. I
love you so much and you're strong, strong as new sexy,
and I want to let you know that that I
want a little that. And your Canada Shore show is
(42:23):
so good. You nailed it. Stop Joey. I showed the
thrill Seeker video from your threads to my mom. She pissed,
laughing so hard. You guys really need to book a
show here so I can get VIP please. That's from Buffalo,
New York. I've been to Buffalo York for the show
before and it was a lot of fun. Yeah, Buffalo's
time wild gay bar there. Okay, thank you, thank you
(42:44):
for Gianna.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Thanks Queen, We'll put Buffalo on our list.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
In Hi speaking, and Joey, my name is Alyssa. I
am from South Jersey. I'm from the Camden County area,
and fuck you Joey because you said we were ghetto.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
I mean we are.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
But anyways, I just wanted to say how much I
love you both. And I have surgery on March fourth,
and I'm having the worst fucking death anxiety. I just
know I'm gonna die, this is it. But I've been
using your podcast to drawn out that noise and try
(43:21):
to think positively. And I also think it really, you know,
meant a lot to me when Snookie went on and
was speaking about her struggles because the surgery that I
have to have is I have to have my ovary
removed because my ovary has a.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Big sisk on it.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
But anyway, I just wanted to say that I love.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
You and keep doing what you're doing, and I just
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh sis, well, I help the It's a couple of
days after that. Do you know what I'd ever noticed, Nicole,
And I guess I noticed. I do know this that
women are superior, but like men don't have a quarter
of these problems that women have. And ovary you how
many sucking things you got? Your cervix is broke, her
ovary is fucked up? Like so there's other SNERP related
(44:05):
fucking things. Boobs are getting stop snipped off, Like there's
so much shit going on with women, they have to
deal with the men. Well, also we have is ask cancer.
That's the only ball cancer as in balls.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, I'm sure I'm sure you did fine, girl. Let
us know how it went, because I'm sure it went
perfectly fine and you had anxiety for no for no reason.
But let me know how the anesthesia felt, because my
anesthesia was insane. It felt like ten martinis in like
a minute, and then I was out. Yeah, so it
(44:37):
was like a wee and then you wake up and
you're done. So call us back and let us know
how the surgery went.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Queen, thank you. This is from Karina and Bailey.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yes, ques this is your favorite bestie duo that listened
to you. My n is Krina, I'm Bailey, and we're
from Wisconsin and we have two questions for you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
You get two and one.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Well, we've been best friends since we were babies, our
mom's best friends before twenty nine years. Yes, and we
were wondering if you guys have any bessies that long
or if fame has gotten the way, because like, if
I turn famous, is she gonna, oh be my friend.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And then also our.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Last question we say the best for last. We know
you guys are talking about doing like ohlenses lenses for
your your cucci or back door activity. Yeah, if you will,
And we're wondering if like you do that like a
prep before you do the back door and like how
much time in between can you eat after that? Quins
(45:34):
or you gotta do it right away? We want to
be fresh for our man scared. So we love you
guys so much and we listen to you every week
and we can't wait to hear your feedback.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Love you love you girls. How cute bessies doing. Their
first question is do we still have our best friends
from when we were kids? Also my sense or would fame?
She goes, because if I was famous, I would leave
for her, leave her I try. Yes we do. Nicole
has who's your friends? Who's your friends?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
My besties are still my best friends from high school?
So I have Steph, Frankie, Amy Keirr like all like
I still talk to my besties. We just did our
full trip with them and they have been my best
friend since preschool. So yes, I am still best friends
and they're still my best my top best friends. Yes,
since pre school.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
My best friend's Jamie and Michelle. We were best friends
since I actually date Michelle in sixth grade. Six and
they you know, they there's with us, with me everything
I've ever done. They would just set my dog event.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
So see, I feel like it's very telling and it
shows what kind of person you are if you still
have your same best friend core, your best you know
core best friend group since you were little.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Like that shows like every best best friend but not
every single friend like when you're from high school. But
thenk you domily the ones that, yeah, unannounced, you're the
ones you can consider family, like you know, they're they're
not nowhere. H Yeah. And it just especially like Nicole,
Like Nicole is you know, a household name, one of
the biggest celebrities in the world. It's like and she's
(47:10):
still like that, you know, I understand.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like, you know, my best friends are not allowed to
call me snokey. If they call me snookey, I punch them. No,
I'm like, can we not?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
But yeah, like everyone, well, you know, every big celebrity
you see Kim kardash and her best friend Alison growing up,
like you know, they're all still together, so I think
I think.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And then the second question was that cleaning ask cleaning
for colonosopy. You know you do want to, you don't,
You don't. You don't need to. You don't need to
go clean out because you want to get all this
stuff out when you're there. I mean, you want to
clean your butthole to make sure there's not you're not disgusting,
but you don't have to. You don't have to like
do a cleanse beforehand, because that is the cleanse.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
And then she was talking about anal activities.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, we'll get to that. You can. I wouldn't get
fucked in the ass right afterwards either. And then for
food wise, you have to slowly eat like so then
next day you can so like you start with like
that day you just eat like broths and like you know,
soft foods, and then like you slowly eat more because
you don't want to like shock your system. But yeah,
I highly recommend colonics. I have to go. I have
(48:13):
to go get one done soon. This is Jose from Arizona.
He goes. My brother passed away four years ago, and
ever since I've been begging for him to haunt me.
What can I do to get him to spook me? Thanks, Hose, Yeah,
you know you're preaching the choir. My bitch mother died
ten years ago, and she she came to my dream
yesterday last night because I think Pappy was in bed
(48:33):
with me.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Oh god, what was the dream?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
The dream was her?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was real, Joey, it's visitation dreams.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
No, she was there and she hm, I was picking
her up from somewhere and she oh no, no, no, no,
no no, no, I was in I was I was
an event. I was at a big event, like a
nightclub event and or whatever. And then she was out
on the line trying to get in, and they were
the security was giving her trouble getting in and like
because she she it wasn't the right past, she didn't
(49:01):
have the right past or whatever. So I had like
three security guards walking like no, Joey commers like overriding it,
like no, don't worry about it. And then she has
to like climb over a thing like a fence and
like to get to me to get into the VIP
drag queen club that I was performing Atokay, that's probably what.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
She's doing in spirit. She's trying to get her ass
in all your events.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Into the club. Yeah. Well, yeah, I want my mom
to rip covers off me and shake the house and
and and steal wiggles and run away with him. Like
she's not spooking me enough. I want to be terrified. Yeah, So, Jose,
what can you do anything from the third eye world
he can do to get Jose's brother to get in there.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, I would say you can meditate, meditate to like
meditation music and try and talk to him there and
be like, bitch, spook me, my nanny, my nanny. I
wanted her to spook me, but she's not. She's more
like twitching lights and I'm like, Nanny's at you, and
then it lad Then she sends ladybugs when I'm stressed,
and she comes in my dreams. So yeah, do the meditation,
(49:57):
say bitch comes smook me right now? Or you can
hire a medium and you could talk to talk to
your brother that way and be like, bitch, why aren't
you spooking me?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
And the last and final question, Hi Bessie says, is
Michelle from Royland looking for some advice. I got married
a few weeks ago and totally blacked out the reception
and don't remember anything.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh that was my biggest fear.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
I know I had a blast from the pictures. I
wasn't a hot mess, but I can't help but feel
guilty about not remembering. Help on how to get over it.
I'm a retired partier. I'm a retired partier and clearly
can't drink like I used to love you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Well, you know what, I would do it again.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
The pictures looked like you had as long as you
didn't look disgusting and you didn't do anything like you
didn't like kiss the waiter, have a memory of it,
try to get with your father in law like I
would have, yeah, or show your show your snerb to
the priest. It's like, as long as you didn't do
like anything wild, I don't think it has to be
stressed about it. Stressed about it, but yeah, I mean guilty. No,
because your husband, your husband married you for you. He
(50:57):
knows who you are, so it's not like it's like
a surprise, like you guilty and you know what, there's
no what are you going to remember that the fucking
catering or like you know, yeah, everyone you look pretty.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You can always renew your vows.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
Pretty.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
You always renew your vows in five years, ten years,
and then you can do it over.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Michelle, You're fine. I wouldn't feel guilty if you. If you,
if no one else like blocked you. The next day,
nothing happened. You're fine.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You didn't get a million text messages like you ruined
your wedding. You're fine.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, your husband left you, Yeah yeah, relaxed girl. Well spooky,
I do have to go to my father is needs
to have to change his stiper mm hmm, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
We love you bitches. What am I doing this week?
I'm doing nothing, but I do go to Canada to
film another episode. I'm going to Haunted Jail this week,
so wish me lock that I don't bring back a
haunted criminal.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I have no plans. I'm gonna Billy's away. I'm gonna
be here with Wiggles. I'm trying to capture my sister,
my my father, not let them leave. I'm gonna try
and like maybe poke a hole in their car so
they can't get out.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Why don't you just chain them to the house.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
I do, or maybe I'll put something in their food
poison them. I want them to stay here. But yeah,
I'm going to try to go on Sunday to that
JFK thing and go gallivanting around around all around the towns,
and you know, just get to just lived my nineties
fantasy
I'm telling our crusaders that our episode is coming out
soon because it is Friday, so we're a little late.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, you have cancer and I live in nineteen nineties,
so it's like there's a there's a time crunch.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, I mean give us a break. Guys. Hey, guys,
it is with the Spooky and Joey.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But thank god we're back, Like Nicole, can you get
a can you get a life threatening disease? Another day?
Because we missed two episodes.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, we're here this week. We missed last week because
oh yeah, I had my appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Spooky is wearing a Persimmon crew neck sweatshirt and a
Spooky Shop hat. Cozy, I'm cozy too. Poppies here, I had.
I was lonely, so I called in my I sent
for my father. So Poppy is in the bedroom watching
Regis and Kelly. My sister's watching the kids. She's been
taking him on the dog walks and going on to parks. Pop.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You have a joy yet?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, and I haven't either.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh you're boring.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, I'm taking I'm taking hardcore drugs instead. I'm I'm
I'm on PCP right now.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You look like it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know I need to spray tand but everyone, welcome
to the show. Well, thank you for joining us, thank
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Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did you see that?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm well, I got Chelse and those fucking girls were
skipping down the hallway with you holding arms. It's like
they don't even know your middle name. Get the fuck
out of here. I know that you're employed, but it
was like, why are they Why is she looking so
happy with these random bitches in an alleyway?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, that was my idea for the real I wanted
everyone to see, like how cute your group of friends
would look wearing the shirt on St. Patti's Day, Like,
obviously everyone's gonna more green and do the thing, but
be different and wear my shirt. Let's get wasty pants
and look cute with your girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We should have super imposed me and Picky's face on
to those people.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Put it on the back. Wait the snookie plushy, It's
sold out in two days.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Poppies upset he wanted He probably wanted one, he kept
hinting asking about them. I was like, do you want one?
I was like, what are you asking about it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I think we're going to do a restock.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh condraculations and that all the money goes to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It goes to Wiggle's account.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, oh that's so exciting and plush she sold out.
I'm so happy it's fucking Friday. Not that I have
a job or anything, but it's like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Just the weekend is here and it's going to be
This is what I don't like. This is why I
have to go calld fucking Etsy after we hang up,
because I have to go to get Etsy which spell.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You look like an Etsy seller, but you take a
picture of the screens that goes that works at the
flea market and sells your trinkets.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm about to do a spell people, But yeah, it's
it's supposed to be seventy degrees in the Tristate area,
which I mean, how do we tail about that? Until
first of all, you saw how I feeled about it.
I was posting spooky, spooky reels will about.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Folly that made me upset? Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't want summer? Fuck summer. I don't want to
be in summer, I have to go to Antarcticle because
I can't. First of all, I can't afford the air
conditioning bill anymore. I have three air conditioners and it
costs fifteen hundred dollars a month just to run the
air conditioners. Second of all, I don't want to be
fucking sweating.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, Why is it already going to be seventy degrees?
Why kill me inch to like fifty and then a
nice fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Eight sunny six Yeah, like a sunny, sixty degree day.
That would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why are we going to streat to seventy? Calm the
fuck down?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Because they don't believe, Because the administration doesn't believe in
global global warming. They think it's a it's a hoax.
I don't want that, June, how to spell hoax? I
don't hoax? Well, I don't like it, but I am
excited that this weekend. I don't know if I'm going
to attend to you. I plan to have this this
perfect day and I had Sunday it's going to be
seventy degrees, I think, and sunny. I'm hoping, but there's
(04:00):
gonna be a John F. Kennedy junior lookalike contest in
a in a in a city. So all the guys
that look like him, Like, even if you look a
little bit like him, you're fucking hot. Like if you
if you slightly resemble him, you're fucking hot. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm going because I think it's fun for
pop culture. Have you watch the show yet? If you didn't,
I'm gonna hang out.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No watch it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, So she So I'm saying, if you, if you're
even like remotely, like if you squint, or even if
you're drunk, and that you kind of look like him,
there's gonna be hot guys so late. If you're single,
are you just looking to get fucking railed from behind?
Go to this thing Kennedy look like. I mean, they're hot,
the hottest guys ever if that they look even remotely
(04:39):
like them like him. Maybe I'm just telling you, if
you're single and you're looking for a date or you're
still gonna have some fun, go out there. Put your
best Carolyn look on. But you know, you know, put
on a put on a tweed pant or whatever. She
wears a pedal pusher and a and a trench coat
and and and head over there. I'm just gonna go
to trying to see what it's all. It's all about
(05:02):
the show is the show is it's I don't know.
I have to google it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, is it in the city or is it in Jersey?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's in the city. Hold time, Okay. So it's March Sunday,
March eighth, at one pm, right beneath the iconic Washington
Square Arch is in Washington Square Park. And yeah, I
think that it's going to be one, a one to watch.
They had a heat of rivalry rue there last month
and that got bugged out. And it's just a fun thing,
I think. I think the winner wins like something stupid,
(05:30):
like a like a T shirt or a prize that
says I won the thing. It's it's not for money.
It's just all for like fun and promotion, which I
think we need a little more community in our lives.
But back you commenced, back to where you come in Spooky,
it's the nineties revival. That's why I'm dressed like this
mm and this show we need. But can I say something?
May I say something? You and I last fall when
(05:52):
we were going through it, where we were wearing burgundy
lipstick and flannels and all the ship. We called this
fucking before this show even came out. We have been
doing the nineties back for a year now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, we were dressing nineties, we were watching nineties movies.
We did a nineties full trip. We did it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I got a Gilmourgers tramp stamp. It's like we were
all full in, but now I'm even more full And
that's why. That's why I donned this cap. Because I've
been listening to music. I have the best nineties channel, ladies,
if you want to, I need trying to spotify this
nineties music. Okay, I found the best channel. It is cool.
It is called Liz Fair Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That makes me want to kill myself though, Like I
hate it here and I want to go back.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So bad, like an Then it goes into then it
goes into Michelle Branch and then it goes into the Gym, Marsset,
Natalie Merch, ten thousand maniacs.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's like, it's the best fucking channel. I was blasting
it on ten. I had a burgundy lip on all
day and Attacky sucking around the.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
House would have been screaming.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So the nineties are back in a big fucking way.
I want Sissy to take this in to like to
embrace it in the right way, Like if you have
any nineties clothes, maybe I think she should start wearing flannels
child red her waist with like a denim skirt.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yeah, So it's all the fields are coming back,
and it's like it's I'm kind of annoyed because it's
like this is my thing that you don't know what
you're talking about. When all these gen zers are just
trying to like dress like it and like bring brunch
back and all the supermodels and all the fun nineties things,
It's like, okay, and like take on our culture. But
it's like our culture is not a costume. It's like
we this is this is where especially you and I,
(07:27):
this is where our hearts were ripped out of our
chests at every feels.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Dressed up, everything literally a way of life. Like it
was like this is like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
How we became who we are to this. The nineties
shaped us everything from movies, movies, we cried to movies,
going to sleep, dreaming about your boyfriend, thinking about him
from a show or a song or like this is like.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Even just like life, like we weren't obsessed with like
technology because there was none. No, it was just like
living and hanging out and doing fun things, going outside memory.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Your mom's on the phone. If your mom's on the phone,
you couldn't get onto the internet because you need the telephone. Yeah,
I needed I need a shoe string back in my
day to get onto the internet.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I miss I missed when the Olsen Twins were kids, yes,
and teenagers going to Paris and dating like that was the.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Best the nineties. So so yeah, it's like it's what
the food even like I want to I want to
like to eat like a fucking hot pocket or somebody
to eat then Helper, Hamburger, Helper. It's just like I
used to.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Put to to plain breads and put to two craft
two craft cheeses and just fold it and put it
in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I used to do American cheese and seasoning salt and
white bread and make a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I was trash.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But yeah, so all the fashions, the Vampire.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Slayer Bitch It's coming back.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's coming back, made up all the restaurants that we
used to go to, like especially in the city because
like the show where Love Story with John F. Kennedy
junior calenberset that I'm obsessed with and all the world's
obsessed with all the restaurants they went to. It's like
that I was in the nineties, like going to these
places like so I think it was. I was like
running into these people. I've seen Carolyn like in Soho
a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Calm down, and.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I sold her lipstick once. Oh, I goes, so I
forgot to tell you that. Oh my god, I hope
do I forget this in the nineties, I sold her
a Russian red lipstick. Oh at mac yes, and said
in the Christopher Street.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Did you get a picture?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No? She was? She was. She was famous there. But
that's like there's famous people coming in every day. I
did Monica Wincey's makeup once she came in, and she
had plenty for blush. She goes, how much is blush?
I said, thirteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Did you ask her if she if she did it?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I didn't want to talk about it. But she
had a new purse line at the time, and so
I brought up her purse linings. I knew I couldn't
say how what's what's the president's cock look like? So
I said yeah, I would say about you. Did you guys.
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know that's too young for me.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Foxy Brown.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Foxed you around once.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I had to close the door in her face once.
Why Oh, Speaking of nineties, Dennis Quaid came in and
I didn't know girlfriend at the time, and she's he
comes in, he goes I wanted to get a gift
for my girlfriend. I said, okay, and she's like, but
you know, I want to spend about you know, a
thousand dollars. Oh that that that time hasn't heard of
at Max.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So I got that's WoT.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah. So we had the whole box. It's like, you know,
the big makeup trunk we had the time that was
two hundred and twenty five dollars. I was like, we're
gonna start with this. We put everything in here and
I and I was like, I was like, I was like, well,
what does she look like? And she's He's like, oh,
she's got blonde hair. And and I didn't know who
he was at all at all at the time, some
like hot older man. And then he's like, he's like, oh,
I think I have a picture ever somewhere, and this
is before cell phones. So he took his wallet out
(12:43):
and picture of her and his wallet and it was
Meg Ryan. His girlfriend was Meg Ryan Meryan. Oh my god.
So I was like, I was like, I said, I
said Toosha, I said, say no more, I got it.
So I was like, I went back. So I picked
all Meg Ryan's make about for the nights. I was
I did a lot. I don't want to talk about
it right next and writing for saving it for my
memoir shot.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, or we should do like a series.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I have so many stories stories, but yeah, the nineties
wasn't my time to be alive. So now they're going
to all the restaurants. I went to the Indochine, which
is like it was the hip like it place you
could smoke inside back then, and we were like sit
there smoke cigarettes. And it's like and just like be
seeing be seen, Like all the models would be around
and all the designers and celebrities would just all be there.
(13:30):
Drew Barrymore would just be like in there, like with
no bra on, like smoking cigarettes and check Drew. She
was always her and Lisa Ling were always not Lisa Ling.
What's Lucy Loos? Sorry'll just be there. Yeah. So they're
going to the Indochine and now they're going to the Odeon's.
They're going to Panachu. So it's just a great series.
(13:52):
If you've not watched yet, what are you doing? It's
gonna throw you right back to the nights. All the
rage then Calvin Kleim is all the rage? Good watching
this weekend because the next on Tuesday, on Thursday that
the final episode comes out where they get killed.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So and you know why they got killed? Wait, I'm
thinking of the president.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It was the president's son. They as an airplane accident.
He was flying, he was flying, he was flying.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Did he get killed because of aliens like his father?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, his aliens? Did he get killed from aliens?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Did he the president? Yes, he was gonna do an
alien disclosure.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yes, Well it could be because the plane went down
for another there was no malfunction with the plane. He
must have like been crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The government has been killing people for a long time.
We are we're fucked.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well that's probably what happened to Carolyn and her sister
and and John John John. But yeah, nineties are back.
Everyone get on board because we told you you heard
it here first. If you did any fashion advice, dial
in and let me know ask us for fashion advice.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know what I saw they gave me gave me chills.
When I went to Mommy's house last time. She had
a Delia's magazine.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh why did she have that?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It? No, it was like you know, it was in
my box in my room. It was a Julius Magic
with with my diary and almost Dulia's catalog, the Delias catalog. Yeah,
and I would circle like what I want.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So this Delius? Okay. So so if no one knows
what deal, he says they came back.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It was didn't they come back for hot minute?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know what they should do, but I would
do it like full on real thing, with like QR codes.
I'd still send the magazine, but I'd have QR codes
in it, so you can the magazine shop the right way,
but you have to have the dealer's catalog. So Delia's
catalog was in the nineties and it was the It's
like it was one the first of its kind. There
was never something that with that because everyone saw these
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all the models and like.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's how we went online shopping was our catalogs on TV.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
On TV, all these clothes, like these cool ass clothes,
and then you go to the mall and they had
no that's where they where they get all these celebrities
and like cool people getting all these cool clothes, like
they're not in the stores. Like you go to the
stores and you go like to like regular stores like J. C.
Pennies and fucking contempo casuals, and then they didn't have
these fucking cool ass items, and it was like the
photo shoots and stuff, and then Daulia's catalog came along
(16:15):
and it's like out of nowhere, you can dress just
like the celebrities. Like it was like all the coolest
ship you can never find anywhere else, like outfits and
fucking shoes and barets and fucking all this stuff. And
they did these photo shoots, so it was like a
magazine with these cool ass photo shoots where the people
looking the coolest you've ever seen them, like the hottest
outfits and like the HoTT you've never seen, and you're
able to buy the outfit right from the cattle, like
(16:35):
your mom had to call or send in for a
mail check or something.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
But oh my god, yes, everything was checks.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That But you remember, remember what you saw on Delia
is you didn't see anywhere else in the wall. You
couldn't get that shit anywhere else. No. Yeah, and they
didn't have one for boys. I was pissed about. I mean,
I think they ended up toward the end of it,
after catalogs became the thing of the pass, I think
they opened up some some brick and mortar stores in
the malls.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh I missed when the malls were malls.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, like what a good remember spending the fucking day.
That's what we did growing up. Growing to the wall.
That was like going to the mall was like people
going to Coachella. Yeah, that was like going to Coachella
or going to.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
On the weekends. You go to the mall, you go shopping,
and then you go to the movie theaters and then
you come out.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And what's the first thing you do when you what's
the first thing you what's your main goal when you're
going to the mall. When I was a kid, No,
when we're girls going to the what was the main
our main.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Goal oh to find boys.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yes exactly, Yeah, to find boys. That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
We got all dressed up like we were going to
the club even though we were like thirteen, like twelve,
and shopped us off and then we were just you know, shopping.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And they gave you, Gabe twenty dollars and you were like,
holy shit, twenty dollars and they give you a twenty
dollars bill. And then that was enough to get food
and go to go to get something else, to get
something cute, like you you can go get a full meal, no,
and then you can go to the by accessories by
a top by you know it was a belt or whenever.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I always went to Hot Topic and I bought a song.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So the main goals was to find boys. That's where
you would socialize, so the girl, all the groups of
boys would go together, all the groups of girls would
together and you and then it was fun because it
was it was people from your town. But also that's
where you meet boys from other towns because everyone in
the mall has like, you know, the mean thing, so
you would so the guys if you already like got
fingered by all the guys in your class already. It's
(18:24):
like now you can just go to the mall and
like find a whole new group of guys and get
you know, get finger blasted behind the cinnabon. It was,
it was, it was like it was a thing so
to find boys, to find inspiration. You'd see all the
older kids, like all the older teenagers like driving or
like you know whatever. So all the girls, like the
hotter girls and the older girls that you'd see the
mall you'd like admire, or the girls that worked in
the stores. You're like, oh my god, I want to
(18:46):
be just like her. She's so cool and like so hot.
And you wanted to be just like the girls that
worked in the mall. And it was it was a
way of life. And that's what you did for Friday night.
Like you and sometimes you be movies, turning on how
good your mall was. Sometimes you be movies, but a
lot of times you would just be like literally hanging out.
People weren't on drugs then, I mean maybe someone was
smoking out, smoking a joint here and there, but the
kids like were just being there present. And then you
(19:09):
go to what restaurants would you go to the food Court.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It was just like prem it the food court? Yes
or t G or no, what's the ice cream place?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm hoping that I'm hoping that the gens X the
gen Zers haven't hung up on us yet. But I
know the gen xers and the millennials are fucking pants.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
This is for millennial. This is a millennial podcast today, and.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's also for the thing. It's awesome inpiration for the
gen zers because they see what how cool we are?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Are?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Reality TV wasn't there? Oh yeah, I guess the Real
World World was the first was the first reality show
and then the second one road Rules.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh my god, I missed road Rules. Those were my guys.
That's what made me want to do Reality was MTV.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What season of the Real World did you resonate with
that really said, oh my god, this I could do.
This is what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Definitely. I don't remember what season, but it was Johanna
and Wes. What season was that Johanna was? I wanted
to be Johanna.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
She was so beautiful, Yes, was so hot.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
It kind of looked like me. Wes Yeahs and Johanna
were dating and who was that? Who else was on there.
Brad was there a Brad I think.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Mit a Sauna was on there.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, that was my That was my show where I
was like, I'm going to do reality like this is
this is gonna be my job.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
The makeup if you know your makeup, it was and
I'm calling it now everyone's gonna be having Matt skin.
This this this new thing. I know it's gonna you
still want to be hydrated and whatever, but it's gonna
be powder. So you're gonna be everyone's gonna be doing
like this Max Studio fixed powder foundation or like a
matte skin minimal not really colorful blush, just minimal makeup.
It was just Matt's skin in a lip. It was
(20:52):
either like a burgundy lip or a rust lip or
a you know, like kind of a matte lip.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Was like shimmer eyes though it was like a light
blue shimmery eye.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Shadow that would go yeah that then that that white
that was closer to the white love those that's when
the that's when the icy icy tones came out of
the frost. But I'm excited about that. And then the
hair was simple. Girls, We're just we're just wearing our
hair down, down and straight.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And I missed the zigzag part. It's okay, queen. So
I just got my package from Revolve, and the last
time I ordered it, I got like a cute skirt
like I got. I got cute like going out outfits,
which I love, and like a cute dress. But this
time I was like, you know what, I kind of
want to be cozy because you know, there's snow and
(21:39):
it's a little chilly. So I got a bunch of
like comfortable sweats, I got cute sneakers, and I got
Giovanna this really cute cozy set. Because the girls, the
kids nowadays, the girls, they're wearing all these like sweatpants
and matching sweatshirts. So I got her a couple in
extra extra small because their prices or their sizes go
from extra EXTRAUS small to you know, literally double X.
(22:03):
So I ended up getting her a couple you know,
matching sets like me and literally obsessed. I'm obsessed with
all of their stuff. I feel like everything is like
the best quality. It's everybody's favorite designer and brands, so
you know, Revolve has has the best things on there.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I got. I never tried skims, underwear and socks before
I got all new underwear from skims and socks and
t shirts and stuff. I have never had cozier things
in my life, but I love about Revolves. They have
everything from like high fashions just everyday basics. They even
have skincare and they have like beauty products and stuff
for the home. It's like but it's basically like the
(22:40):
best place one stop shopping for it all. But they
have only the best stuff. Like they're not going to
like sell something a Revolve that's not like that's not
like a good quality or worth buying. So I love
a role for that now.
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So happy shopping.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. So I did all the testing and stuff. We
got my come buyupsy and that's when they scent it
out to see like if you know, if it's a
stage one or it's still pre cancerous. And then it
came back and it was stage one cervical cancer. So
I was like great. I had a mental breakdown, literally
went to the jewelry store spent a lot of freaking money,
(24:16):
and then I went to Louis Vuitton and spent a
lot of money, and I just had a mental breakdown.
I was like, what am I gonna do? This is scary,
Like now I have to like possibly do chemo or
do more surgeries, Like why is this happening? So I
had a mental breakdown. But then I was like, all right,
I have to go see an oncologist now. So I
went to an oncologist and he was like, the next
(24:36):
thing we have to do is a pet scan, which
I just did yesterday. You guys, So I did the
pet scan or yesterday. Wait, I have the I have
the biggest bruise.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Bitch, I have those two bit from Wiggles biting me.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, yeah no. So I went to the pet scan
and it's basically just in that like big tube and
they give you something to drink, and then I didn't
know that they put freaking radiation material inside of your
body so you're radioactive. Yeah, so you're radioactive. And I
(25:15):
was basically chernobyl after walking around like she did the
buzzer thing on me, and I was going, I had.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Radio act How did they get it in you?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You drink it in my in my arm, that's why
it's so bruised.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
So they put like it's like a magnet. Is it
like a magnet material in your body, so then the
machine can read it. Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, yeah, I guess mixed with the fluid, and that
it shows if there's any cancer anywhere else in my body.
So the cancer that I have goes to my lymph nodes.
It can travel to my lymph nodes and that's how
it spreads throughout my body. So that's what I was doing,
was the pet scan to make sure it didn't travel
to my lymph nodes. So when she was like all right,
I have to give you some radioactive material, I'm like
(25:55):
like chernobyl. And she took it out of like this
danger this danger like secure box and it was like
in this big, like thick needle and she inserted it
into my IV and I'm like, what the fuck is
going on? They don't they don't tell you this.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Did she have a hazmat suit on or anything?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, she didn't, but it was like so secure in
like a locked box that I was like, you're injecting
me with that. So after the thing she was like
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You no.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
After she did the buzzy thing on me, She's like,
you have to say six feet from your kids all
day and you can't sleep with them because it'll affect
the children. She was like, it'll be out of your
body by tomorrow, but like, try not to snuggle with
your kids. Don't sleep with them because you're still radioactive.
So I'm like, cray, I wish I knew that. God yeah.
And they say, after you get this done, you can't
(26:47):
fly because if you go through the machines, you're gonna
go off and they're gonna think you're a flight risk.
And she told me she did what I did. She
got it injected in her and then she went to
the White House because she was doing like a tour.
The White House shut down because she went off, and
she was like, oh, I just got a pet scan.
I got injected with radioactive material. They shut down the
White House because of this bitch. So if you guys
(27:08):
ever have to do a pet scan, make sure you're
not traveling or going to the White House because you
are Chernobyl.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
God yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So I did that and then I got nervous. So
she was like, so I had to wait in the
waiting room after she injected me with that for like
an hour because I had to like get you know,
absorbed in my body. So I just like waited there
for an hour and then she put me into the
tube and I was nervous that I was gonna get
claustrophobic in the tube because it's like an MRI scan. Oh,
But then once I got in, I just felt cozy
(27:36):
and I and I took a nap. I took a nap.
It took like fifteen in there, fifteen minutes and it
just like moves you back and before No, but it
was like so loud that it was kind of like
a sound machine, you know. I was tired, and no,
I was wearing like this clothes. They said, yeah, they
said come in sweatpants and like a long sleeved shirt.
(27:56):
So I did that. So I was cozy and then
she gave me a warm blanky, so she was really nice.
But yeah, so I did that and that was the
next step to make sure the cancer didn't spread. And
then the doctor called me last night and he said,
good news to call. It didn't spread. We are yes,
I know. Well, first he called me and he was like, hey, Nicole,
(28:16):
I got the results and it didn't sound promising. I'm
like hello, And then he was like good news. You know,
it didn't spread. But the next thing we need to
do to make sure this is all out of your
body is to do a hysterectomy. So the next step
for me is to get a hysterectomy.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay, so we're looking good.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You guys. Even though like stage one cervical cancer is
very scary to hear and I have it, it's like
the best case cancer scenario.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know. Oh, thank god me and Poppy were lighting
candles a church all week. That works.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Thank you, you saved mind.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
How I mean this is you know, Nicole's been so
vocal about, you know, learning from her mistakes, like you
know she she yes.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Such as, yeah, your test.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I saw a lot of crusaders have been getting their
tests and tagging you in them with their pictures because
you have prevented. You know, there's there's so many cancers
that are hundred persentable. Also, get your ass checked out
because prostate cancer is the most that's another one cancer,
deadly one, but it's also the most preventable.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You should be you should be proactive with prostate cancer.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, so go to coli Guard and get get at
home coli Guard tests.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
When you say that, do you start that at forty?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, I've had a scare because I had flat ships
for for like for like the months. Remember I had
flat ships and I thought it's a block jest. There
was a tumor in my intestine, so I had to
have a col naz and then after I woke up,
well everything went back to normal because it was just
my anxiety. But I happy. I think at forty, if
they do it, I still have never gotten fingered by
a doctor. Do you know that?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh you're supposed to? I know, are you supposed to
do that? And then you cough, you go.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, you never did that. I haven't do it anyway, No,
not with a doctor. I've done it. I've done it
on a blind date sex. But yeah, get yourself checked out.
But yeah, how for as far as like this goes,
cancer goes like it's a scary thing. And how I
want to ask you, how how is the bedside matter?
(30:17):
Are these nurses and doctors in the medthers that you're
working with, like, are there are they like babing or
like do they like can you like read them, like
like to like see if they're like acting like playing
it off like something that bad didn't happen if they
saw something like what was it? How are they how
do they treat you differently when you have cancer any well,
not like being like more like a baby.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Scan, I mean the pet scan. You're there because you
have cancer. So they were just like everything's gonna be okay,
Like we're gonna get this settled for you. She was
very nice and she was like taking care of me,
but she didn't like say anything.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
But the doctor have a poker face.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But the oncologist who you first go to, which is
like your cancer doctor, he's just like, you're in good hands.
Don't worry, we're gonna treat you good. It's like that
that makes you cry because like when I scheduled the
appointment for the oncologists, the person on the phone who
did the scheduling, she was like, all right, you're all set.
We're gonna take great care of you. Please don't worry,
(31:16):
like you're gonna be okay. I started crying. I was like, okay,
thank you, Oh my god. That got me choked up.
So the receptionists actually are the ones that make you
feel cozy.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I guess I like this because this is like it's
like I should not have a lottery. But like I
never had a friend with real cancer before, so I
want to ask questions now insurance wise, what is it
does insurance? What is insurance covering for? Like cancer treaments?
Did it you cover your pet scan? It's going to
cover your hysterectomy? Like yeah, this for people that like
just to know, just insurance cover like most of the
cancer things or is it something that you're to be
(31:50):
worried about.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I don't know about the pet scan because I didn't
get my bill yet to see. But with my insurance
because I like pay out of the ask for it
for my whole family, Yeah, I don't know. It's like
maybe so they do cover it, but a little bit.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, So that's why I jnate to cancer societies. Guys.
It's people that can't afford cancer treatments can.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Just that's the same. Some people don't even have like
insurance to even do any of this, which is like insane, So.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You just you have to do just leave you to die?
Then is that how it works basically?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah? Like are how are they going to afford it?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Charity? Now, I was just I was worried about dogs
finding homes, No Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Why I'm actually working with my team right now to
figure out how I can do something. Yeah, how I
could do something to donate to cervical cancer foundations. So
I'm in the works for that.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I think we should make a Spooky Shop t shirt
or some merchants as fuck cancer or like not. I
am oh, I thought of it already, thank you. I
work in the boutiques.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That's what we're going to raise the money and.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Then it goes to the money to the cervix. Yeah,
I sana.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That was supposed to be a secret. But yeah, the
works to to come up with a design for hoodies
that it's the Snookie Shop. But then like fuck cervical cancer,
and then whoever.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Buy or they could wear their treatments like a cozy
like thing, like like I I you know, I got
cancer and all I got was this shitty shirt from
the Snooky Shop.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
No, it's gonna be a cue. It's going to be
a cute like lounge shot. So that's that's the next thing.
It's happening hap.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Hershey Sure Family Vacation is coming to a clothes
at MTV Studios's going on? What is happening we're all.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So we've been on MTV for sixteen years now, sixteen
and you know MTV they were going through transitions with
you know, other people buying MTV. So when you get
like someone else that buys the network, they have different
ideas of what they want for the network. So they
ended up like you know, Ending Ridiculousness and a couple
(34:17):
other shows, Teen Mom. I think so we kind of
knew they were like, all right, they're not going to
really do reality anymore. So I think our time is
kind of up at MTV.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I think they want to go back to like music
channels and stuff which were from okay, yeah, and I
think they want to do more scripted shows and not reality.
So I don't know, it is what it is. It's bittersweet.
I feel like, you know, eventually, we did need to
move on and evolve and go somewhere else. So there's
no hard feelings. MTV will always be our home and
(34:49):
we had great memories there, but yeah, this will be
the new season is airing in May, which we filmed
like in a year and a half ago, so I
don't even know what we did. It was so long ago, but.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That season is fell off the couch step that was.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Literally two years ago. So that season is airing in May,
and then it'll probably go all the way till October.
So that will be the last season of Jersey Shore
ever on MTV. But then we are we're gonna be
you know, obviously we're not done with filming. We want
a film to We're in a nursing home, like we've
(35:22):
always said, so it's gonna be probably a different concept,
but we we're gonna We're gonna do something else where.
You know, it's a new chapter. It's a new chapter
for us. So we will let you guys know as
soon as we can what's what, you know, what's the
next move for us. But we're not done filming for
you guys. We're just not gonna be on MTV anymore.
It's a goodbye to MTV and then a hello to
(35:45):
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well, it's kind of like the.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
What the Kardashians said, you know, they retired from E
and then they went to Hulu. So it's kind of
like we're doing that transition right now.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
And Real House as in New York went from from
Bavo to E. It's like, Hm, the networks are all
networks are all auffl right now, Yes, it's true. It's
because like Beach transition period.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Laguna Beach is now going to be on Pluto.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Just like we were saying how.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Things everything's going to streamers now.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, so we and Nicole had catalogs and now there's
online shopping. This is like this is going from TV's
on TV to streaming. So they're all it's all in
the works. So don't frap my pet. Do you think
there's a room for me to have a full time
position over there in the new show? I could be
dinas nanny or Sammy Sweetheart's wet nurse. Yes, okay, good
Sally Ann and she listens to the program step your
fast up, Mama, give me a job.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You've only been begging for seven years?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Now seventeen years?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Can I have been in the episode?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Did you see me working out yesterday?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Joey? First of all, I'm so proud of you that,
like you're going to the gym and you're working out,
but like you just did like a few wraps and
then stopped and like.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
You were there to get the video.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You were fit person that just went to the gym
to film a video.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Wait, there was a dog in my gym yesterday, a
full on, like a full on like dog, like like
a German shepherd, just sitting with his with his owner,
just working out.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Did you kiss him?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Just like laying there? No, I didn't say high, but
I had so many fucking I'm not I know, I
feel mine just for a joke, but like because if
you haven't, if you don't follow me a Joey Camass
on Instagram, go over there now. I precked out this
workout session thing where I just put like a template
and cap cut and record all these little clips. But
it was like a joke because, like you know, I'm
(37:29):
just like lifting like little dumbells, but like I made
it act like I was like a like a real bodybuilder.
But these people in my gym fucking have some I
had to step over. I know, I went to fifty
thank you. This woman had had a fucking ring light
plugged in in the gym and I had to step
over the court I can't. And then Nicole, Nicole, I'm
(37:52):
not even lying you. This fucking big booty bbl bitch
had a fucking microphone tied on her chest.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Like okay, so at least you want to only one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
No, I was doing it to be funny. These people
are serious. No, I know they're having microphones. Like, what
are you doing, bitch? I don't.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It's just like when I go to the gym, I
wear no makeup, I look like a slob. Like I am.
I'm trying to like actually work out and kill myself.
So when I see people like that, I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Like girl Danzel in distress. Brittany Marie Brittany Jean was
wilding out on the roads drunk driving and got arrested.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, I want to see, like her mugshot? Where's her mugshotnicle?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Can I have anything? Please? That's my time? Was I
gonna say? We where the health the mugshot? That that's that?
That's good.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Where's Nancy?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh? Fuck Nancy. I will talk to her in a second. No,
that's cultural history right there, Like we need has she
never had a mugshot before?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Didn't she have a boald mug shot or hare?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Forer wasn't get arrested for that, she just shaved her head.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, welcome to the club, bitch.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, we need her mugshots soon because I need to
make merch to sell it's like shot for cervical cancer. Yeah,
but she got arrested. She was drunk. I I have
a quote. It was I was reading. It was chuckling
in bed last night when I took my sleeping pills.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I didn't know she drank.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I you know I did, do you know how just
on pills. No, this is no surprise me because the
past month, all the videos she's wiling out in her
dining room and behind her on the dining room table
is a fucking open bottle of Jack Daniels. And then
she has got a full bar with gin, all the
liquor bottles.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh yeah, I saw that, but I thought it was
just the core.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
No, it's she's been boozing and taking.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
On Jack Daniels.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So it says Britney Spears was driving erratically on the
highway a harrowing hour long chase before being pulled over
and arrested.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
By long chase.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, she was a lot. She was weaving and says wait.
The pop Superstar forty four was taken to custody in
the California and High Patrol nine thirty pm on Wednesday
in Ventura County after weaving in and out of lanes
along Highway One. I won, according to Ventor Sheriff's Department
and kodikimmin dot Com. Spears has since been released in
its scheduled to appear in court on Monday May fourth,
everyone marker Calendric because we had to show up saying
(40:03):
free Brittany. I mean, I know, I also a statement
before I can get into my my thoughts, and my
statement is drunk driving is horrible.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Especially nowadays with the ubers. Like back in the day,
like I get it, but like I never get it,
but like, you know, you had to buy a taxi,
Like in the nineties, you had to call for a taxi.
You know, you had to do all those things. Nowadays
freaking book an uber. If I'm like going to dinner
and I know I'm only having two drinks, I refuse
(40:32):
to drive. I'm like, I'm gonna take it, uber, even
if it's down the street, Like absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
So that's and she's also I can have a chauffeur
or a butler or whatever drive her around exactly. I
don't know. I'm not making light of the situation, but
I just love the sentence. She was Brittany is a
high high speed Chase, weaving in and out of traffic.
I just think that's funny. I don't think it's funny
that you could have killed someone or herself, but I
think that was funny.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
But I don't know why. I picture herself going like
twenty five miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
She think she was changed talking while she was driving.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, we no, literally, that's what I picture her. I
don't picture her like going ninety and like going crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
So Nancy Guthrie, what's her name, Savannah Guthrie went back
to the Today Show yesterday in New York City, But
she didn't do the show like she was just she's
just going to visit. I was like, I was like,
why did she go back? Did she forget her charger?
Like she's not like she's not working and she I
guess she just wants to go and say hi and
like maybe like get some of her stuff. I mean,
(41:30):
I would have moved on already. If it was my mother,
you'd have to know she's dead. She hasn't had her
pills in three months.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, but I would still need to know where she is.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, where is Nancy?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Where's my mother?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, speaking of where is Nancy, where is this week's
phone calls and text messages. I'll read a few of those.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Nice segu it's happen.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Hi, Spooky and Joey. I'm Gianna from Buffalo, New York.
It sounds it. I think you know Gionna for buff
longtime follower, Snoopy. I just want to give you my love.
With your health journey, you handle it really well. I
love you so much and you're strong, strong as new sexy,
and I want to let you know that that I
want a little that. And your Canada Shore show is
(42:23):
so good. You nailed it. Stop Joey. I showed the
thrill Seeker video from your threads to my mom. She pissed,
laughing so hard. You guys really need to book a
show here so I can get VIP please. That's from Buffalo,
New York. I've been to Buffalo York for the show
before and it was a lot of fun. Yeah, Buffalo's
time wild gay bar there. Okay, thank you, thank you
(42:44):
for Gianna.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Thanks Queen, We'll put Buffalo on our list.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
In Hi speaking, and Joey, my name is Alyssa. I
am from South Jersey. I'm from the Camden County area,
and fuck you Joey because you said we were ghetto.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
I mean we are.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
But anyways, I just wanted to say how much I
love you both. And I have surgery on March fourth,
and I'm having the worst fucking death anxiety. I just
know I'm gonna die, this is it. But I've been
using your podcast to drawn out that noise and try
(43:21):
to think positively. And I also think it really, you know,
meant a lot to me when Snookie went on and
was speaking about her struggles because the surgery that I
have to have is I have to have my ovary
removed because my ovary has a.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Big sisk on it.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
But anyway, I just wanted to say that I love.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
You and keep doing what you're doing, and I just
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh sis, well, I help the It's a couple of
days after that. Do you know what I'd ever noticed, Nicole,
And I guess I noticed. I do know this that
women are superior, but like men don't have a quarter
of these problems that women have. And ovary you how
many sucking things you got? Your cervix is broke, her
ovary is fucked up? Like so there's other SNERP related
(44:05):
fucking things. Boobs are getting stop snipped off, Like there's
so much shit going on with women, they have to
deal with the men. Well, also we have is ask cancer.
That's the only ball cancer as in balls.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Well, I'm sure I'm sure you did fine, girl. Let
us know how it went, because I'm sure it went
perfectly fine and you had anxiety for no for no reason.
But let me know how the anesthesia felt, because my
anesthesia was insane. It felt like ten martinis in like
a minute, and then I was out. Yeah, so it
(44:37):
was like a wee and then you wake up and
you're done. So call us back and let us know
how the surgery went.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Queen, thank you. This is from Karina and Bailey.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yes, ques this is your favorite bestie duo that listened
to you. My n is Krina, I'm Bailey, and we're
from Wisconsin and we have two questions for you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
You get two and one.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Well, we've been best friends since we were babies, our
mom's best friends before twenty nine years. Yes, and we
were wondering if you guys have any bessies that long
or if fame has gotten the way, because like, if
I turn famous, is she gonna, oh be my friend.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And then also our.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Last question we say the best for last. We know
you guys are talking about doing like ohlenses lenses for
your your cucci or back door activity. Yeah, if you will,
And we're wondering if like you do that like a
prep before you do the back door and like how
much time in between can you eat after that? Quins
(45:34):
or you gotta do it right away? We want to
be fresh for our man scared. So we love you
guys so much and we listen to you every week
and we can't wait to hear your feedback.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Love you love you girls. How cute bessies doing. Their
first question is do we still have our best friends
from when we were kids? Also my sense or would fame?
She goes, because if I was famous, I would leave
for her, leave her I try. Yes we do. Nicole
has who's your friends? Who's your friends?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
My besties are still my best friends from high school?
So I have Steph, Frankie, Amy Keirr like all like
I still talk to my besties. We just did our
full trip with them and they have been my best
friend since preschool. So yes, I am still best friends
and they're still my best my top best friends. Yes,
since pre school.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
My best friend's Jamie and Michelle. We were best friends
since I actually date Michelle in sixth grade. Six and
they you know, they there's with us, with me everything
I've ever done. They would just set my dog event.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
So see, I feel like it's very telling and it
shows what kind of person you are if you still
have your same best friend core, your best you know
core best friend group since you were little.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Like that shows like every best best friend but not
every single friend like when you're from high school. But
thenk you domily the ones that, yeah, unannounced, you're the
ones you can consider family, like you know, they're they're
not nowhere. H Yeah. And it just especially like Nicole,
Like Nicole is you know, a household name, one of
the biggest celebrities in the world. It's like and she's
(47:10):
still like that, you know, I understand.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like, you know, my best friends are not allowed to
call me snokey. If they call me snookey, I punch them. No,
I'm like, can we not?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
But yeah, like everyone, well, you know, every big celebrity
you see Kim kardash and her best friend Alison growing up,
like you know, they're all still together, so I think
I think.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And then the second question was that cleaning ask cleaning
for colonosopy. You know you do want to, you don't,
You don't. You don't need to. You don't need to
go clean out because you want to get all this
stuff out when you're there. I mean, you want to
clean your butthole to make sure there's not you're not disgusting,
but you don't have to. You don't have to like
do a cleanse beforehand, because that is the cleanse.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
And then she was talking about anal activities.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, we'll get to that. You can. I wouldn't get
fucked in the ass right afterwards either. And then for
food wise, you have to slowly eat like so then
next day you can so like you start with like
that day you just eat like broths and like you know,
soft foods, and then like you slowly eat more because
you don't want to like shock your system. But yeah,
I highly recommend colonics. I have to go. I have
(48:13):
to go get one done soon. This is Jose from Arizona.
He goes. My brother passed away four years ago, and
ever since I've been begging for him to haunt me.
What can I do to get him to spook me? Thanks, Hose, Yeah,
you know you're preaching the choir. My bitch mother died
ten years ago, and she she came to my dream
yesterday last night because I think Pappy was in bed
(48:33):
with me.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Oh god, what was the dream?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
The dream was her?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was real, Joey, it's visitation dreams.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
No, she was there and she hm, I was picking
her up from somewhere and she oh no, no, no, no,
no no, no, I was in I was I was
an event. I was at a big event, like a
nightclub event and or whatever. And then she was out
on the line trying to get in, and they were
the security was giving her trouble getting in and like
because she she it wasn't the right past, she didn't
(49:01):
have the right past or whatever. So I had like
three security guards walking like no, Joey commers like overriding it,
like no, don't worry about it. And then she has
to like climb over a thing like a fence and
like to get to me to get into the VIP
drag queen club that I was performing Atokay, that's probably what.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
She's doing in spirit. She's trying to get her ass
in all your events.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Into the club. Yeah. Well, yeah, I want my mom
to rip covers off me and shake the house and
and and steal wiggles and run away with him. Like
she's not spooking me enough. I want to be terrified. Yeah, So, Jose,
what can you do anything from the third eye world
he can do to get Jose's brother to get in there.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, I would say you can meditate, meditate to like
meditation music and try and talk to him there and
be like, bitch, spook me, my nanny, my nanny. I
wanted her to spook me, but she's not. She's more
like twitching lights and I'm like, Nanny's at you, and
then it lad Then she sends ladybugs when I'm stressed,
and she comes in my dreams. So yeah, do the meditation,
(49:57):
say bitch comes smook me right now? Or you can
hire a medium and you could talk to talk to
your brother that way and be like, bitch, why aren't
you spooking me?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
And the last and final question, Hi Bessie says, is
Michelle from Royland looking for some advice. I got married
a few weeks ago and totally blacked out the reception
and don't remember anything.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh that was my biggest fear.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
I know I had a blast from the pictures. I
wasn't a hot mess, but I can't help but feel
guilty about not remembering. Help on how to get over it.
I'm a retired partier. I'm a retired partier and clearly
can't drink like I used to love you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Well, you know what, I would do it again.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
The pictures looked like you had as long as you
didn't look disgusting and you didn't do anything like you
didn't like kiss the waiter, have a memory of it,
try to get with your father in law like I
would have, yeah, or show your show your snerb to
the priest. It's like, as long as you didn't do
like anything wild, I don't think it has to be
stressed about it. Stressed about it, but yeah, I mean guilty. No,
because your husband, your husband married you for you. He
(50:57):
knows who you are, so it's not like it's like
a surprise, like you guilty and you know what, there's
no what are you going to remember that the fucking
catering or like you know, yeah, everyone you look pretty.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You can always renew your vows.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
Pretty.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
You always renew your vows in five years, ten years,
and then you can do it over.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Michelle, You're fine. I wouldn't feel guilty if you. If you,
if no one else like blocked you. The next day,
nothing happened. You're fine.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You didn't get a million text messages like you ruined
your wedding. You're fine.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, your husband left you, Yeah yeah, relaxed girl. Well spooky,
I do have to go to my father is needs
to have to change his stiper mm hmm, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
We love you bitches. What am I doing this week?
I'm doing nothing, but I do go to Canada to
film another episode. I'm going to Haunted Jail this week,
so wish me lock that I don't bring back a
haunted criminal.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I have no plans. I'm gonna Billy's away. I'm gonna
be here with Wiggles. I'm trying to capture my sister,
my my father, not let them leave. I'm gonna try
and like maybe poke a hole in their car so
they can't get out.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Why don't you just chain them to the house.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
I do, or maybe I'll put something in their food
poison them. I want them to stay here. But yeah,
I'm going to try to go on Sunday to that
JFK thing and go gallivanting around around all around the towns,
and you know, just get to just lived my nineties
fantasy
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