February 20, 2026 • 51 mins
This week on It’s Happening: Snooki and Joey recap their Valentine’s Day, share a dieting hack, and get into Joey’s cyber café adventures. They also talk about Shia LaBeouf wildin’ out in New Orleans, all-star cheer drama, the latest on Nancy Guthrie, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey guys, it is with the Sky and Joey.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Happy Friday. Everyone, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey Mama's welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Things are looking up. It's the weather has are they? Well,
it's not. It's not ten degrees anymore. Everyone, lower your
panties and employ yourself a hot beverage, a laxative tea,
and enjoy the show. Speaking looking, you're looking ravishing this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I had to go into the super shop this morning
because wait, everyone's up in arms about my my stuffed
animal coming out my plush.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
She oh, it's not even out yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It comes out Monday. So I had to go to
my I had to go to my store and do
some promos for that. And I'm working with the new
Jersey Devils because they're doing like a Jersey Shore Night,
So I had to do some videos for what's it called,
like the Megatron?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, the jumbo Tron.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, I'm sure everyone's gonna boom me whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Are you going to be there at the show, at
the live show Cancert.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, because I have sports to go do. But I
think Diana's going. It's a Jersey Short Night, so you
guys can grab your tickets. It's Wednesday. I think, is
it Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Are they going to do like a heated rivalry scene
where Ronnie and weation makeout on the ice?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ew oh you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow, maybe I'll I'll pull up hockey.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I had to do. Yeah, so I had to do
some videos and that's why I have make bonds today.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well I don't have any makeing. I looked like I
got hit by a bus. I tried to new volumizing
shampoo and my hair was, Oh God, look my hair.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I like your hat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think I robbed it. I got.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I didn't influence stole it shop now it's.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
An influencers because I posted about it and I tagged
I linked it, so I won't how many sales probably
sold out by now. But I saw this on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
This sold out the Snookie.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Shop website or another website, the in social media, and
I rarely like not that I rarely like anything, but
there's never anything for me, Like you know, I sell
cross dressing a couple of months ago, so I don't
have and you don't carry Manx cloths there, so it's
like I rarely see something. And I'm not even saying this,
Nicole and I probably you probably didn't realize that you
have high quality. This is but this hat is one
(02:16):
of the nicest hats I've ever had in my life.
The quality I have. How much are these? You should try?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
How much I sell them?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I would sell for sixty dollars. This this is the
most like the hat I would buy homes. No, not really,
but the cloud quality. So it's a cow it's a company.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I think. I think I sell them. I only sell
them in a Nashville because it's like a cowboy theme. Yeah,
but I think, well, I think it's like thirty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
They make up. Do this brand make other ones that
I want them? It says kiss Me Cowboy on it.
But the font, ladies, I'm gonna get in detail here.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's embroidered.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's embroidered in this beautiful like golden bronze font. And
the real tree on the on the thing isn't like
some cheap like Walmart real tree. It's like a real
nice designer reel tree.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm trying to see if this brand can do the
Sookie shop embroidered.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the fits that fits me better than any how
I've ever had. North most has me like people look
like a dumper. This is like my favorite hat. So
I want to find out who makes these, and I
want to make all different flavors.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, yeah, I'll let you know. That is so your asthetic.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, it's so is. Maybe I'll do a collab likebe
I'll do a Snooki shot collab where I do my
own pop up hat and all the crot seats go
to my but I love it so yes, that's where
I got my my hat. I'm just scramming influences all
over the towns. I have to make blurry muffins today. Ooh,
I've never made these before, but these are the Crust's
once and they come with a real blueberry it can
(03:32):
and I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yummy.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But yeah, ladies, let's get let's get down down to business.
Now you're working other I like your shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's sold out. I have to order more. This is
literally my favorite spook Shop shirt because it's like oversize
and it's so cozy. I forgot to wear bra today
and we were doing social media posts, so you might
see the knockers flying around, but it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You can't see anything. Do you have to wear a
bra every day? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm supposed to, but I don't. I don't care. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, your nipples aren't gonna fall out, but it's like
maybe uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, now I'm not wearing a jacket because, like you
said before, even though it's like thirty eight degrees, it
feels like it's summer. I'm sweating, sweating.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's literally I'm sweating myself as well. Peaky, get out
of there. It's literally thirty five degrees, but like the
heat's half on, half off, and it's running around being
a full time mom. It's like I can only imagine
it's cana get sweltering this Summer're gonna have to move
to antarcticle.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh isn't it hot in Paris?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's hot. It's the same as here. I'm gonna kill
my kid. Get out of here. He has a big party.
He has his big party tomorrow and he's wilding at Peaky.
There's still tickets. You can still RCP and come to
our Peaky party.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh yeah, so, how's how's the party going? It's tomorrow.
It's time does start.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
At one o'clock. If you've been living under a rock.
I I'm dabbling in my philanthropy work. I don't have
a jobs, but so I do now I do. You know,
I do charity work and I'm a lady to a
lady who lunch. I'm throwing a charity gala tomorrow in
New York City from one to four at Raised Bar
on Christie Street and the Lower East Side. It's free to come.
(05:17):
Anyone can come and Peaky and I are hosting. And
it's a it's a benefit for my my vet. So
we have a chart, they have a charity. You know
how vet bills are expensive? How how how expensive it's
like for a check up. My dog ate a coffee
bean almost cost six hundred dollars to like to go get.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I feel like I feel like vet bills and animal
bills are more expensive than human bills.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They are because they know they got They know they gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like they know you're obsessed with your Yeah, they know
they're you're obsessed with your animal and you would do
anything to keep them alive.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Like legally they can't do that to kids, but like
they can do it to animals, and they know that
you're gonna pay because you don't want you kids sell
your dog to die, So they fucking rape you with
fucking bills. But so that's why anywhere you go bellets.
They're expensive. So this My vet has a a thing
called a Patient Relief Fund, so it's it's for it's
a fun that they have that they keep for patients
or dogs that are their bills are too high that
(06:08):
they can't afford the bills. So it goes to help
people out that need money for their vet bills. Because
I know, it pops up on you. It's not like
you know, like everyone you know has little savings here
and there, but like you don't you ever expect your
dog to fucking screw and you know, and almost die.
So this is gonna benefit that. But not only that,
it's an adoption event, a dog adoption event from Rescue City.
(06:29):
There's gonna be real adoptable puppies there, eleven week old puppies.
There's gonna be like twelve of them, and you can
play with the puppies and you can adopt the puppies
there at the charity event. So yeah, I mean peek
are hosting. Melanie's coming from Snap Society and she's gonna
be doing the photo booth so you can so you
can get real professional photos with Peaky and me or
the dogs are the dogs you're adopting or just your girlfriends.
(06:50):
Lake Hours doing the cocktails. So every every cent from
the Lake Hour cocktails, which is like a canned cocktail,
which is so good. It's my new obsession. Cocktails goes
to the charity. To the charity charity. Yes, just in
my profile in my Lincoln bio, there's an RCP RCP,
just so I know who's coming. You don't have to
RCP if you forget, just show up and it's gonna
(07:12):
be a gay old time. So tomorrow, did you check.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The r s VP? Is there a lot of people coming? Already?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is just about a hundred people coming?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh, come on, crusaders, get your shit together.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Get your shit to I need more than a hundred people,
and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Are of people is a decent amount though.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah. It's a bar. Good start, and it's not like
it's not a galla. It's like it's literally at a bar.
It's a fun bar though, it's a wild fun bar. Yeah.
So there's you know, we're gonna hang out, play with
the pups, Sip and Kiki. I just hope it don't
get two turned. That's the point, I know, But I can't.
I have drank and I have.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I wouldn't do it right away. You have a drink.
I feel like you were just out the other day.
You didn't have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, I went to an event last night and didn't
have a cock drank seltzer. I know.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, quite the opposite. I have an I started my
new medication.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I would never go to an event and not have
a drink.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, that's why we left right away. We knew my
new trizeppertide, which is like my GLP one medicine. So,
and I've been doing weight Watchers, so I've been like
I'm down, Like I lost like twelve pounds since I
since I took my my laxative last week.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, you were looking so good and young.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I know, so, so I stopped. I'm making so flat
right now, and I don't want to fuck it up,
so I don't want to drink anything to ruin it.
But I've been like I've been taking my laxative, tea,
my smooth moved tea, my GLP ones and just.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Joey's on his health kick again. You guys remember, do
you guys remember when he was like counting his macros
and stuff, and we were like, we miss drunk Slobby Joey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I just got the scale out yesterday. I had to
measure chicken breasts. It was nine ounces.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh and see I'm not that crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wait, So Billy and I did a couples thing, a
couple thing. We went to the gym together. Have you
ever went to the gym with Johnny?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, that's like my dream mine too.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And I've been nagging him to this beautiful gym I
go to and he he has his. He goes, I
have my own gym. I said, okay, well your gym
doesn't have a fucking as salt pool. So I was
so he actually so he did it was I think
it was a Valentine's Day. Yeah, Valentine's Day. So he
went over to Valentine's Day. And you know we walked in.
We did a little stretch eachgether and like he would
(09:17):
like he was doing all wild things. I was just
I was just trying to like fit in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I was did he stretch you and like spread a goal?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Sick? So we went so we went to We went
there and then he went on his way to like
to workout in his section. I worked on my section,
but I kept. I was such a stalker. I was
like hiding behind machines, like videotaping him, like zooming in
and like seeing what.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wait were you pretending like you didn't know him and
you were like ooh.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh yeah, like what the gym? Yeah, oh my I
should have but he would probably hit me with a dumbbell.
He would have He would have hit me. But it
was so fun and like if you don't have a like,
that's what you want to go, Like even if it's
just your friend or whatever, just having someone there. It's
just something about having a workout buddy makes you want
to do it or like you know, show up or
feel accountable. Like I don't have anyone to go to
(10:02):
the gym with, but my neighbors upstairs just join the
same gym, so we're gonna try to go together. It's
so he worked out, I got like, you know, did
all this stuff. And then they have this like bath
house spa thing in the gym, so we went to
we went to that where you go into like the
(10:24):
the hot tub, and then there's like a red light
therapy sauna. Then there's a salt room sauna.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wait, I just want I just bought a red light
belt because it says it's like good for your skin
and it goes around your stomach. But also it's very
good for puppies.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I know you have put on your dog.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's it's supposed to length lengthen their their life. They're live. Yeah,
So I just started that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I had a red light mask that a facialist gave me,
and that red light therapy. If you don't know what
it does, it basically change. It just makes it makes
like everything read.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh, it's like the new thing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It gives you, colle gen it to fix the scars,
acting scars. It's like it does everything in the sense
of people are like sleeping in red light beds and
like red light, red light, red light.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Red light, green light, red light, green light.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So there's this mask I had from the Omnilux mask.
But then I had it and I was like, I say,
I seldomly used it. That means sometimes only once in
a while. So I get out when I get here,
when I'm drunk at my house and people are here,
I just start filling people's bags up with shit. I'm like, oh, here,
take this, take this, so Poppy, like I threw it
in Poppy's bag. As because he can use it. He
(11:30):
was turning seventy. Here's a red light mask you can use.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Wait, did Poppy have a drink yet?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No? He saw off the sauce.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Goodbye, we're gonna does he know you only live once?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Like what I know? So he took the red light mask.
But now I want it back because I forgot how
good it is. But yeah, also for the dogs. You
can wrap your dog in it and it changes your life.
But yeah, the gym has the red light little room
that you can sit in. So we did that and
then we then we then we Oh, I did drink
(12:03):
that day. I did drink that day. We went, we
went and had like you know, we didn't. I didn't
cook because after the gym, I didn't feel like getting
the kitchen dirty. So I was gonna make that big soup,
but it takes forever to cook, so we didn't do that.
We ended up going to Lion's Bar, which is like
this bar that has a really good burger and in
the villa in the East village. So we had that
(12:23):
and then we met our friends over at a bar. Friends,
my neighbors upstairs. I've been hanging out with them.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh my god, I know, are you guys like bestie?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
So yeah, well Billy to him talk about the sports
and me and me and Taylor talk about all the
girls stuff and like, you know, she's a crusader and
she's you know, she's she's fun and she like, you know,
she likes all the fun stuff that we like, you
have to meet her one Day's day. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I didn't do ship. Everybody was sick. All my kids
were sick. So yeah, we just had like a nice
cozy day.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We just sat on the couch and we watched movies
and we ate like shit it and it was very refreshing.
And I had the fireplace sound because it was cold,
so it was like a nice cozy dat. But yeah,
everybody was sick. The stomach bug going around, so get
out of here. Well you might want it, I.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Actually want it, Yeah, but I don't want to throw up.
I want to want it out of my ass. I
hate throwing up.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I hate when it comes out of your nose.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I mean I like throwing up if it is like
if I choke on something and I gag and throw up.
I don't want to be like nauseous bench over like
like Viley sick.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That watery feeling before you have to throw up, that's
the worst feeling in the entire world. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don't want that. But if I do, like you know,
like like choke on something and then I vomit, then
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Mind that, Like, yeah, I don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Look at my out for when's the last time you
threw up?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't know you had a stomach bug. But I
had to. I had to like throw myself. I had
to like put my finger down my throat because I
had the nauseous feeling. But it wasn't going away. So
it's like I just need to get it over with,
Like you just need to like hype yourself up, look
yourself in the mirror and say, let's just get this
over with. I feel like, gag yourself and then it
(14:14):
comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I feel like I'm gonna throw it right now. I
remember when it was. It was when we were in
Atlantic City and we were at a restaurant and you
had you had the fucking stomach bug. That was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I had the worst stomach bug and I was really
trying to rally. I was like, maybe it'll go away
if I have like a ginger ale, So when we
got to dinner. When we got to dinner, I was
like feeling so nauseous, but I was like maybe. I
was like, maybe if I sip on the gingerrell and
I have some bread, I'll feel fine. So I ordered
a ginger ale and then I ordered another, and then
I ordered a ginger ale with vodka. Because I had
a club appearance and I had to work. It wasn't
(14:47):
just for fun. So I was like, oh, let me
try and like have a drink. No betch i ran.
I ran out the restaurant and I threw up in
the lobby and I had to tell like the people there.
I was like, I swear to god, I'm not like
drunk or wasted like I just I don't feel good.
And they're like, yeah, we know, we see you. You haven't
been drinking all day. I'm like, I'm so sorry. So
I had to run up to the room I rested.
(15:08):
I took did I take Sofran? I don't think we
had Sofran.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We didn't have zpr and we gave you like oh it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Took something amodium or whatever. And I overdosed on that
and I went to the couple of pearents for thirty minutes.
I felt so bad, but yeah, that's probably the last
time I threw up.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I know, I had to take over.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That was the worst feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It was disgusting. So your kids had the thear throwing.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Up, yeah, and they were nauseous. They didn't feel good,
so trauma. It was just it was just a cozy weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Do you buy your kids Valentine's Say gifts?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I do.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
My father always want me Valentine'sday gifts.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, cause it's like it's not like Christmas or you're
getting presents.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Exactly like whoever you love, it's not just your romantic partner,
it could be also someone that you love. I mean,
I mean cinnamon muffins.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yup, I love cinnamon stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And heart shaped things cute. I'm nauseous, not I really
think I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, it's because you're talking about it, or maybe you
got the stomach bug.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I've been drinking smooth move tea. Do you drink laxative tea?
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, I don't. I feel like I don't like I
don't like the unknown, Like if you have to, like
do a fart, Yeah, I don't like it. Like if
you have to do a fart and you're like at
like target and it just comes out and you just
shit your pants and you have to walk around because
you sharded. Yeah, I'm not a fan of.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't think I'm not not either, but I know
I just know it's I don't I never far at
any made because when I'm on my exotics, I know
it's just gonna pour out of my ass. But I'm
drinking the smooth I used to drink the Ballerina tea,
but now I'm much of the Smooth move tea and
I'm liking it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's really but it doesn't cramp your stomach. I feel
like every time I try those teas it gives me cramps,
like it hurts my stomach.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, it's not hurting. It just it just really works.
Because when I'm taking the Ozempics and not Thosempics, I
take zempt bound. I don't want to miss gender my journey.
This is when I on my GLP want it constipates
you because it like it like binds you up. And
plus I'm not eating a lot of like you know,
like vibrant stuff. I've just been doing like lots of protein,
so like I'm backed up, So this really lets things go.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We talked about this last week, like I have to
have that. Let's get klonis.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, can we do that soon?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I really think we should get a klon Where do
they do that? Like around here?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm sure they do it, Like I can find a
spot in a minute. In a minute with me, Are
you doing a cameo?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, do any Crusaders do klonics?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Me and Joey want to do a klon But.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We want to do a joint. We want to share.
We want to share one tube. We want to like
what one tube up? My ass want tube up so
Spooky's ass. So it mixes, so I want so we
don't know who's his, who's When it comes out, we
have to guess who's who is who's.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yours is going to be like tar.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Tacos.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, mine would be like baby poops.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, I love clongs. Right for the spring chow, I'm
kind of I'm never usually excited for this summer spring,
but I am excited a little bit just for like freak,
for like cooking and gardening and stuff and like flowers.
I'm just excited about like that and getting to wear
like cuter outfits, like Parisian outfits. And I'm gonna try
to get back to the homeland.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you when when
you were trying to get back, because you do have
a flight there.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I do have a flight there. I just have to
get a job first, have to beef up on my
influencing scamming I was speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I feel like you're doing great with that.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, thank you. I'm gonna tell you about my new
endeavor I told you about last week and I've been
working on it all week long, so like you know.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
How like all over that no I have I.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Have been going to cyber cafes or just like coffee shops.
That's the thing that everyone did.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Cyber cafes where I wrote the note.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes it's not, but it's not like that.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's literally where I wrote the note.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I know they don't have cyber cafes anymore, but
it's like everyone in the city, like since pandemic, like
they go like they don't go to work into the
office anymore. They like work from home. So everyone's working
from these coffee shops and it's a whole like it's
a whole like army of like an army. It's like
a whole cult of places that like, and everyone who's
in the know talks about like the underground webs on
(19:26):
the webs on like on TikTok and stuff like that,
of like what's are the best places to go and
what are the rules? Some places only let you stay
thirty like a half hour an hour. Some people hide
the Wi Fi password, so there's like so everyone like
goes on if like once you get the Wi Fi
password and like then you like they share it on
these underground tiktoks, like sharing like okay, I'll give you
the password and of d m A and I'll give
(19:46):
you the password for the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, because they said they have to make money somehow.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So you have to buy drinks and stuff and like
you know, or food. So some some are like restaurants,
but a lot of them are hotel lobbies.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Wait, we should owe been a cyber cafe bar with cats.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Oh they have one a cyber bar with cats.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't think it's a bar, but it's like, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, you need to be able to order drinks like
alcoholic beverages with pizza and cheese, fries, do your work
and then kitty cats are running.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Around yep, and you get drinking on the job.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh my god, nobody's steal that. That is our idea.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's so I've been going to these and bringing my
laptop and like working on things that every you know,
and it's like such a thing and if you know
of any good ones, let me know. But I've been
going to like, let of hotel lobbies have them, so
like hotel lobbies or you just sit there and you
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order coffees and you get your laptop and you get
your work done. We try to do that. Sometimes we
end up just drinking, though, and we get in trouble.
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Last time we did that, we brought Yeah, we brought
our laptops and stuff. We were trying to be professional
and then we just kept ordering Martini's.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I was crying, Remember what'd you? Yes, you remember we
brought the laptops and you walked in the restaurant and
I was I was in shambles before a live show.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Wait where was up? I was mess I'm like, can
we just cancel it?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The deep depression. I was like, just go home, and
I was waiting for you to get there. So I
could started calling. So I've been going to the cyber
cafes and working on my Now it's it's it's something
that you don't I don't think you need for this
because you have enough, you have enough income. But my
thing I've been doing is I went to curate my
recommendations list. So this thing called shop My everyone knows
(21:39):
about it. It's basically, you know, it's like everyone's own
personal store, like own website store with recommendations of all
the things that every celebrity is on it. And you
go to your page and so like it's broken down
in the category. So I have to work. It's a
lot of hard work. You have to find the right
links and make sure it's the real link, and you
have to get a good picture of it, and you
have to type a little lurb about like why you
like it and stuff. So I have gotten through. I've
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done kitchen so far. I've done skincare, I've done my
go to makeup routine. I've done dining room like where
I like the serving platters and serving dishes I use.
I've done hair care, body care shampoo and like body hair,
body washes that I've done that section so I'm slowly
working on the sections that have all different stuff, but
(22:22):
you can if you ever wonder what I use or
like my favorite candles, I did my favorite candles, So
if you ever wonder what I use, what I recommend,
I have it all on there and you can shop
on there and right for my links.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And did you say cook wear and stuff I've cooked?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Whar yeah? I cook wear? What else today I do?
I'm gonna start doing my home decore things and then
like every holiday, I'll do like the different like you know,
gift guides, and I'll do like all different stuff and
it's so easy and obsessed with it. So I've been
working out on my computer tirelessly. I'm gonna have a
pet section eventually, but as of right now, I have
those things up there. But go over to my my
(22:55):
link link tree. Sorry, yeah, you can buyo and go
to my go to my shop my and look the
right page and buy some some fun stuff. It's all
recommendations and you know, and you'll you'll get a nice
little shopping spree. And then and I'm gon updated all
the time, so I would just go over there and
click that and and help a sister out. Very nice
(23:20):
shot My, shot My search my name on shot my?
What have you been doing? What have been up to?
How is how is film? Are you done filming?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, bitch, we've been on filming. Oh my god, I
go back. Wait, so this weekend I have to get
ready for NCA because that's that's like the big cheer comp.
That's one of the big cheer comps of the year.
So that I go to Houston next week. So I'll
be in Houston and then and then I go back
to Canada. And I'm really nervous.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm nervous for the ghosts people.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, because this the next one, it's just gonna keep
getting scared and scarier. And I feel like ever since
I went to this ghosty one, everything's been downhill. So
did I bring a bad spirit back with me? Like,
I don't know, but oh, shit's going down. Shit's going
down me to So yeah, the next one, I think
we're doing a jail. Yeah, I'm scared. Have you seen Shilah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Buff wiling out in Midland?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Wiling out in New Orleans? And I thought he had
a shit together because I remember, you know, back in
the day, he was like getting in trouble. He was
always on GMC. But now I'm feeling like he's just
trying to have a good time. Like he he's not,
like he's not spiraling out of control. He's just in
New Orleans, wanted to be a normal guy, wanted to
go out and have a good time. And he's just
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out there drinking a beer on the streets.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, well he apparently was not. He was a sober
he like got sober or something after some wild, wild
right behavior. But now he's getting bombed again in the streets,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
But it doesn't look like it's mischievous. It just looks
like he's trying to go out and have a good time.
And also the fact that like he's being so nice
to everyone. I mean, someone tried to choke him, that's
why he got arrested, but like choke him. Yeah, you're
seeing all the tiktoks of like people in New Orleans,
and he's he's being so nice to everybody. He's like
hanging out with them, talking to them. I just really
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think he just wants to have a good time. So
I guess he's not acting anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
No, remember when he We're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Get any more Transformer movies.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, no, remember, he said, and I'm not famous anymore.
He wore that bag of paper bag over his head
and said, I'm not famous anymore. Like he don't want
people taking pictures of him. I'm gonna start doing that.
Maybe I'll trick them. I'll trick the mind. I'll trick
the mind to pretend. I think I think he's why
I like him. I think him in What's Your Face?
Amanda Bond should start dating or hanging out as love interests.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
As love interests, I'm still waiting for her comeback. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She's coming back, I think she should open annol slon
get her ship together, Nan I have been.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And also there's a there's a petition for next super Bowl.
We already said the super Bowl is going to be
on Valentine's Day, but there's a petition from the Backstreet Boys.
They want to do a boy band halftime show.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
With all the all the all the old school people, back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Street Boys and Backstreet Boys and sync. Nine ay degrees
to LFO? Is that what they were called? LFO?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Are they all dead? Are they boys to men? So
they count that they're too old.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I think the two thousands mm hmm. But then you
could bring back. Yeah, you could bring back like all
the girls like Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears. That would just
that Destiny shall I would love.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
All Wild Orchid.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That would be a great Alanis Morsatt. I mean there's
enough on the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I think it should I think it should be Miley
while we think about something else.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Did Miley do it already?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
No, she's been fucking show up to work, bitch, get
to work.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Where is she? Where has she been?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But again, we talked about it. I loved, I loved
what but Bony did. But it's like, again, enough we
had boys like three years in a row. I don't
want any more boys. We need female energy, Mama.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I want girl power next time.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Girl power. Did you know you know that chef Anne Burrell,
the chef and like Jenny's friend. Yes, Well, it just
came out that they found a suicide note for a
year later they told everyone. I knew about that already though,
Oh we knew that already. Yeah, but it was confirmed.
But it's like, you know, what these new news articles.
I know, it's not like you're all publicizing about it.
(27:54):
Why who where? Why can't we read the note?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Where's Nancy.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
We'll get to that in this second. Why can't we
Is it invasive? Like, if you're gonna publicize it so much,
might as well just put it out there or at
least give us some context about why, Oh, let us
know what the I'm not I'm not being insensitive. It's
a horrible thing. It's no, no, notably a horrible thing.
And it's it's it's a private thing, but it is private,
but it's not private because you're putting it on every
major news network. At least give some insight to clear
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her name or to like something to lead up to it.
It's like, you know, she was having marital problems or.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
She was well, especially if you're well known like that
and you're like in the famous world. I feel like
they leave the note to let everybody know, like.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, why yeah, because not so I think we should
need a little context. And I am being nosy because
I just that's my characters as a gay man. But
I do want to know it's a little a little
bit of like what it is, and maybe that if
it could help someone like, you know, be relatable, you
know what I mean, like saying, oh, that's how I
feel too. So I think in a way it is
helpful to kind of know what was going through these
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people's heads or like what drove them to it or something,
so people can like feel connections somehow, and I can
also find out what the fuck would know, because I'm
not I think there should be a website or an
app where like and not even just like not even
with celebrities if and I know again I don't I'm
not coming off in sensitive. This is just I'm saying
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what everyone else is thinking. You're on Facebook and someone
says someone high school dies, right, and it's like, oh
my god, what happened? Oh my god, what happened? And
everyone chat what happened? How no one knows what happened?
Like and then it's like it's everyone wants to know
what happened, and not to gods would be like, oh
this is you know, it was the pills or like
you know they they had, you know, the disease or
(29:39):
like whatever is. It's like fucking It's like everyone wants
to know. Everyone wants to know. It's like a it's
a group thing. Of course, you know it's given the
privacy whatever, but you know, there should be an app
that tells you that you can pay to find out
how they died or what it was, just to just
to give you my knee some peace of mind, do
you know what I mean? And it's like with celebrities,
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it's like, you know, I can care less. I want
to care about you know about from Cheryl from from
from science class, Like what happened to that bitch? What
what went down?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Was?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It was a foul play? Was it was? She? Was
she a drug addict? Like what was going on? So
I think that should be an app where you can
find out exactly right away, you know, may be a paywall.
I mean that money could go to the charity of
the whoever died.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's Haber. Recently, there was a murder suicide in the
cheerleading world the world. Yes, there was a competition in
Vegas and her daughter was doing All Star cheer and yeah,
she didn't show up for comp day and the coaches
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and everybody was looking for them, like what is happening.
They did a wellness check and the cops walked into
their room and the daughter was shot and the mom
was shot and supposedly she left the note, So like
what's going on there? It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
When you.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'mes so crazy, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I wonder what I would have? I would have? I would?
I would? I would. I would probably be overwhelmed having
to write the note. That seems like a lot to
do when you're about about to off yourself, Like, you know,
have to write a whole fucking story. It's like I'd
be stressed down and just ended early halfway through the
night because I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Would you address the crusaders?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I would, That's what I was just about to say, Like,
what would I detail? Would I have a comedic twist
to it? Would I think if I was going to
do it, I would have.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think you would make it funny at the end.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I would make it funny at the end. And I
would also have hidden I would you hitten clues? I
would you a scavenger hunt of things?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, bitch, I don't have time for that.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
But I'd make fun things that would go years beyond
my beyond my passing. I would be like, okay, in
the year twenty and I'd make things up like I
was clairvoyant. I'm like, in the year twenty forty eight, there's.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Gonna be Oh, you would like predict the future.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, I would. I would just like juice and then
like say, like the spooky things that don't mean anything,
just like make people be but mind boggled for the
rest of my life to always think about me. It
would be a be a heavy, heavily intricate note. There'd
be a lot going on there. I add coupon codes.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I would ignore. I'd be like whatever. I would be
able to talk about him.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I would do ultimatums. I would do ultimatums. I would
confess things. I would I would do recipes, hidden recipes
that later on, and I'd bury stuff all around the house.
It'd be a whole thing. I gotta start planning now
if I'm gonna do it anytime in the near future.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Manah, God forbid.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
But yeah, so, but we should probably put something about
suicide prevention here. If you if you're if you're trying
to harm yourself, there is help out there called one hundred.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh my god, yes, please don't do that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Help you get some help, or just go to my shop, spend.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Money, or come over to our house and we'll give
you a hug and martinis and fries.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, without further Ado. Where is Nancy?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Where she's dead in the desert?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, so let's talk with us. I went on my
live yesterday after you told me the information that we
came up with. Why don't you tell everyone what we
know and how we know and why he's credible?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay. So I've been seeing tiktoks of a lot of
these mediums, you know, psychic mediums, trying to read Nancy,
and they were saying, unfortunately, she's no longer with us.
She died like day three and she's been in the
desert rotting. So my friend, so my manager, represents the
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mercy guy named Jonathan. He's in Long Island. He's the
medium and he specializes in solving cold cases, missing persons crimes.
He worked on the Gabby Potito case and he helped
find Gabby. Okay, so he works on all of these cases.
He just doesn't get Yeah, he just doesn't get recognition
for it, which is so freaking weird. So I sold
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the tiktoks of all the psychics saying, you know, Nancy's
dead in the desert. She's been dead for weeks. And
I sent it to him and I'm like, do you
con car like what is going on, because he did
say that he was gonna work with the FBI and
Nancy's family to try and find them. So I was like,
what a coinkydink and then he was like, yeah, Unfortunately,
she's definitely in a desert somewhere. So with all this
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information and all the medium saying the same thing, why
are they going on in the desert and try and
find her?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I know, well, the desert huge and she's probably under
a cactus somewhere, which is sad news. I mean, the
thing is, but like.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What's the story, who did it? What's going on? We
have no details.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We need to know the details. I mean, I think
that the family at this point freaking wild, the has
to hope for the best, but you know, it's it's
not looking good for them, and I think they're come
to terms with that just based on pre prarely. They
know her health conditions, like she had to have the
medication that heart medications or whatever, her her medication needs
to live. They said that day one, the second she
went missing, she needs her medication and they she left
(34:52):
it back there and she wasn't on that, so you know,
in her in her heart, her heart machine, like no
no crook ad criminal is gonna get enough fucking whatever.
So that's what I always said. I thought she was
dead from the beginning, and that apporting her, extorting the woman,
the mother, the daughter for money. So I think all
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these ransom notes are all fake things, and it's horrible
to fuck with someone. Those people need to need to
rotten health. The worst. The people that are using these
these these vulnerable people for fucking money just just to
pretend that something's going on, those are the ones need
to be arrested and killed first and then and then
get the real the real murderers. But amen, it's not
(35:34):
looking good. I mean it's like, like how hard is it?
How hard is to find a woman? Like like just
everything's all flat lands and desert in there. There's not
like all like wooded areas and ship it's all like
it's all desert.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And also the conspiracy theorists are saying that this is
a distraction from something bigger and crazier going on. I mean,
if it's aliens at this point, just come over, just
like show yourselves, show yourselves. I want to see aliens
that way.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What if it was aliens that took her? Oh maybe
because that's where it would happen. Isn't that? Where isn't
the where recreation zero is our patient zero? What's that place.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Called area fifty one?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Area? Isn't that in Arizona?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No? I thought that was in Roswell, New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is Area fifty one? The only option I found is
Area fifty one in Alamo, about twenty and thirty eight
miles to your west. Where's Alamo?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Isn't that military Texas? Alamo, Texas?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, siri, what state is Area fifty one in New Jersey?
The answer I found is Nevada. I meana Nevada, that's Nevada.
But I can under I can see that aliens landing
because that's like it's like a big flat area with
like just sand they can land their plane and it's
like and just go in there and snatch up snerbs.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, yeah, I feel like that, like the deserts.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Can you imagine? That's what I not for this poor woman,
but it's like that's what I want to see. I
want to see an alien invasion and like and them
snatching bodies, snatching people up based on their bad behavior,
and like they can feel energy snatch imagine, imagine criminals.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I want I want them to take all the bad people.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Imagine we had the they can just come over and
just know who's bad and just started zapping them one
by one, and there's clearly just do like they meet clairvoyant.
They can know if they're a bad person or they're about
to murder or whatever. Yeah, something bad.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
You would totally be safe. Yeah, we would one hundred
percent be safe.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, I would be shitting in the desert, not a cactus.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Wait, but what if what if they zapped Billy and
you didn't know that he was a secret serial killer?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
But you know, I miss sicko. I would love to
get murdered by loved one, do you know what I mean?
It makes me. It makes me know that he really
loved me. It really really passionate about me.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah. What if he killed you and he said you
can't be with anyone else if I can't have it?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh my god, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You would love that? Yeah? Yes, okay, Daddy, my stomach's
tarrying to hurt.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Did I tell you to make my own candles now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Like forty five million times?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well, I've been really good at it, and they burned.
There's a smooth burn, sister. Did you see did you
see it in the news. It was an Iowa college
frat that got busted by the cops And they were
all in the basement, all in the base naked, naked,
tied to the fat, tied to the poles and stuff
like that, and the cops came and they all the
kids all thought that it was part of the hazing,
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so they didn't say anythings they could like if you like,
I guess if you like, don't if you bring it.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Standing there in the dark, it was freaking weird.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
And I heard that that's from college people, that that's
a real fucking thing they do. They stand there for
hours and then like they sprayed them with hoses and
then they make them drink bottles of saracha. Absolutely not
all the wild shit.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Like why do you have to why do you have
to go through all that trauma and like harassment and
literally torture just to be a part of a frat?
Like I don't I don't get it. I don't know either,
But what are the perks of being in a frat?
Just say you're in a frat?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It's kind of like, you know, you have to like
prove your your your loyalty to the frat, I believe,
and to say yeah yeah goodbye part of the popular
groups and everyone got got each other's back. So for
in this frat, it goes beyond. I'm learning it goes
beyond just like their school school experience. It's like connections
later on, like if their frat brothers like like you know,
they're they're in for life, so like you know, job
(39:25):
opportunities like my dad will help you out if you know,
if you're loyal to me, and like you know, like
and like after everyone graduates, like in business, like it's
like if people are in a frat together, they like
have loyalty and like it's like an honor thing. And
it's also like you know, well.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I think it's dumb, especially the hazing and ship like
let's be real, like we're torturing each other just to
be organization.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
But I don't think the girl's weird. I wish we
had I wish we had a frat a girl from
a frat so we can call and ask questions to
right now.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh, I'm sure we have frat crusaders or.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like sobriority of things now now so they yeah, so
they and sometimes they ask to you like wild stuff
streaking or like embarrassing things or illegal things. It's like
it's insane. But these cops went down there and they
didn't They thought it was part of the thing. And
it's just a funny video Google like, Iowa frat.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's happening.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Now, spooky. If you were in if you were in
a frat, what kind of hazing rituals would you do? Oh,
would you like make everyone chuck pickle juice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I would make it?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Would you if you were if you're the master this
the pledge master lady, and you had to like have
all these these girls that wanted to be part of
the Crusaders. That's the name of our frat.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Crusader Frat. Yeah, I would. I would have everyone wake
up and right away we have to have mimosas. Yeah,
so we have mimosas and we we talk about our
anxieties and then yeah, and then you have to do
shots of pickle juice throughout the day, right, and then
we all have to put but at the same time, oh.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
In front of each other. Yeah, as like a team bonding.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah. Yeah, Like everyone has to be in a bathroom
pooping and then we all take naps together, and then
and then we have martini And then we wake up
and we have Martini's and cheese fries and caesar are salad.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Mine would be much much more labor intensive. First of all,
we're waking up and everyone needs to tidy up the house.
I need everyone to make sure that they'll be clean
the house. Then I would have to have everyone do
do organizing. I would do organizing closets. I would do
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closet organization. I would make sure that everything is in
its place.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
With label makers, I am not joining your fries.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I would make every one go to the grocery store
and get all of my supplies for me. I would
make and then walk wiggles. They have to walk with
us and train. They have to train wiggles until Wiggles
can speak and and learn how to do things on
his own. I would have them, you're a freak, organize
my skincare. I would have them, or I would have
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them film fill my candles at the candle making factory.
I'd make have them make candles for me. I would
have them basically, I update my shot may with a
new links. I would have them reach out to influencers
to get my influencer scams going. I have so many
things they can do. I need to get a team.
(42:26):
I need to start hazing.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
You need an assistant.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I do need a system, but I don't have I
can't pay them yet, and I wouldn't. There's too much
that I need. I need done. But if I had
to see, I can probably take over the world. And
people contact me all the time asking me to be
their system. But I feel bad because I can't pay
them just yet until you know, until things get up
and running. I can't wait to ship. I just want
to tell everyone right now, Oh you have to go poops.
(42:52):
I'm gonna be fine. Did you see so you talked
about jill' zarren, Yes, last week getting thrown off the
show for her rude comments. Yeah, but now, which I
thought should have happened anyway, they called in the big guns.
Dirinda Medley is stepping in. She's she's confirmed to join
the Golden.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Girls to Rindernder's coming in wait. They are calling it
Golden Girls.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Golden Life, but I don't know why the Girls. It's
probably taken the Golden Life. Yeah, so if you know
what we're talking about, there's a new spin off of
New York Housewives, the original og class of n why
Rony Housewives. It's called the Golden Girls Golden Life, and
they're all living down in Florida, and it's just gonna
be like, you know, a ten series, ten episode season
(43:35):
of them living it up down there and Dorinda stepping in. Now.
I just think that for the final straw, I think
Bethany needs to just swallow her pride in her ship
or whatever she's going through and just make it happen.
I think she needs to join it because she Her
banter with Ramona and Sonya is the funniest fucking thing ever.
She's because she's like she says it like it is,
and she's like the Ramona and Sonya are are like
(43:55):
the Dina. Ramona, Ramona and Sonya are the Dina and
and Snookie the meat balls of of Real Housewives of
New York. They're the ones that I was drunk and
messy and acting up and rutting, falling over on tables
and taking their boobs out. They are the ones like that.
Jaybow is probably lu Anne if I had to say something,
(44:17):
and Drinder.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Is is Luene still sober.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Durinda's Ron I think is Ron Dena's. I don't think
she's sober. Maybe is she sober? I don't know. I
know she has a cocktail an alcohol free.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Remember she was doing like she was doing like a
sober kick because she she got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, I think that's what happened. But I don't know.
Maybe she's having I don't know. It doesn't matter. She's
having fun though, So Dorena's coming back. I want Bethany
to come back.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Bethany is you know, she always brings it, tells lake
it is, so I think it'd be fun to have
her back. And I think that's exactly Cassidy. I don't
think we need Kelly Ben Simone. You know, she's she's
she's fine, but she wasn't like my favorite. And hmmm,
I think if we could replace Bethany.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
With don't even remember that name, Kelly Ben so much.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
She was like the model was married the photographer.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I don't remember that, but everyone else I remember.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, So I'm excited for that. So that that's kind
of like things are finally healing. They're gonna be filming
it very soon. So gerger loins I f're in Florida,
Be careful because there's gonna be wild ladies in their
sixties drinking and turning up on tables around there. That
new show I'm Alert Alert, that I'm obsessed with and
you'll be obsessed with. And it's bringing so many, so
(45:28):
many memories back. It's called love Story. It's a new
Ryan Murphy. Is it Ryan Murphy? It is Ryan Murphy,
Ryan Murphy love Story.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
A love story. Is that spooky?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
No, it's not spooky. It's well, it's weird. It ends
in triumal, it ends in tragedy. Tragedy love story. The
John F. Kennedy Junior and Carolyn Bassett story. Do you
know about this? No?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I know John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
That's what's sad. That's his dad, John Kennedy Jr. He
was like the he was the it boy of the nineties.
He was He's John Kennedy junior son, and he was like,
you know, the hottest bachelor in the world, and like
he was like, you know, living in New York City
and living up in the nineties, and I remember all
of this because I was around that I wasn't friends
with him, no, but like I was. I saw him
(46:16):
out and I saw Carolyn out, and the parties and stuff.
So all these nineties things are coming back, and I'm
obsessed with the show because they did such a good
job with you know, getting you know, getting all the
fashion right and all the stories and the places and stuff.
So it's bringing back all these memories. And I was
just abutting about the budding queen running around terrorizing New
York City, going to all these like parties and like
you know, trying to get into places and just like
(46:37):
seeing all this the fashion and like this is like
like right before Sex and the City came out, and
it was just like it's so good, it's on. It's on.
It's on FX or Hulu or Disney. Basically, they they
has a movie famous couple and you know they died
tragically in a prane crash. They uh he was flying
the plane. Oh my god, yeah, him, his wife and
(46:59):
his wife's sister and they went down and it's a
love story. They had alltels all between them when they
met at colmn Kleine until they died in the in
the water muffs in year but it's like I'm obsessed
with the fashion. So nineties is coming back in a
big way. I mean it has been a way, but
this kind of nineties just like this kind of like
d Can. I mean, I'm telling you now, d Can,
why is gonna have a resurfacing this year? All the
(47:22):
nineties and Coach, Yes, Coach and coming back.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
I just bought two coach sneakers by.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Coach Bobby Brown makeup. It's gonna be like all Tiffany.
Tiffany's being bracelets. It's like it's all those like that,
those those like looks like nineties things. Uh I can,
I can just tell already it's that that whole thing
is gonna come back based on this this this show.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wait, what what streamer is it on?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I want to watch It's You're gonna love it. It's
only three episodes out right now, and then it comes
out on in Hulu on Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I'm gonna wait till the whole series is over because
I like to binge.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, so three episodes are out now. If you haven't
watched it, it is such a good story. It's and
it's so nostalgic New York. It's it's filling my Sex
and the City original series Sex and the City craving.
It's just bringing back all the memories of all the
restaurants and seeing all the the sits in the fashion
and like, you know, the the society. It's like it's
I'm obsessed with it right now and I just want
(48:23):
them all to be out already. But it's like it's
like the new show that everyone is sweeping the nation.
So if you haven't seen it already, make sure to
click on the link. And I shot my and and
buy something.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
That a nice.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Do you have anything else? I was gonna say the
same thing. I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We actually we have a ton of fan text, but
we'll get to that next episode. No, yeah, we'll do.
We'll focus more on the fan questions next week, a
full episode. Yeah, but I have to I gotta go
to Shorthills because I have to return my bag. I
got this really cute bag that I wanted to wear
for NCAA from Louis and I treated myself. I treated myself,
(49:05):
but I wanted it to be like cute and small,
like the small speedy bags. But bitch, I got the smallest.
It's micro. It's this big. I can't even phone in it.
I thought it was a little bigger. I want it
like this big, but it's like this big. I can't
even my phone in it.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You need to get you need to get a cross
body strap for that, because I know Spooky, I know Snooky,
I know Dren, and I know I know it is
a cross body Claude. It's speedy. Just the top handle
that thing's going missing. Day one.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, well Dren usually doesn't show up at the chair cumps,
but I just wanted to be something like, yeah, the
one time.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
When you yell, what was that guy's name from a
third eye blinder.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Nickelback nickel, That was funny.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
But yeah, and you were treating some diamonds this week
as well. She's just a treat yourself kind of weak.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know why I have I we had some updates
with you know, my cervical stuff, which I'm gonna post
my TikTok video today because I was waiting to do
an update because you guys were asking, like, what's going on.
I was waiting to do the update till after I
went to the oncologist. So I just went to the oncologist.
So I was just in my fields, and I was like,
(50:17):
I want to treat myself because I'm dying, so well
you're not. I got diamonds. Yeah, I'm not dying. Everything's fine,
but I do have to do more procedures. But yeah,
I was like, I'm gonna go to the store and
buy some jewelry.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
My mom said, can you get me something at Louis.
I'll send you my update my list. I'm gonna passport holder.
Get me a Louis time passport holder with a Paris
stamp on it. Thank you. Well everyone, chinnut panty's down, girls,
Everything to be just fine. Where's Nancy.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
She's in the desert. Somebody go find her.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
She's gonna find her, and make sure to please check
out my shot mind. If you're in the city tomorrow,
please come to my event from one to four. It's
all the informations in my Pico will be there. I
need someone to watch my kid while I'm drinking, so
do that. We'll smoke real sticks out side and you can.
You can change my diaper when I'm shipping from my
my swoop Boo tea.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Love you girls two those bitches. It's having a h
Hey guys, it is with the Sky and Joey.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Happy Friday. Everyone, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey Mama's welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Things are looking up. It's the weather has are they? Well,
it's not. It's not ten degrees anymore. Everyone, lower your
panties and employ yourself a hot beverage, a laxative tea,
and enjoy the show. Speaking looking, you're looking ravishing this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I had to go into the super shop this morning
because wait, everyone's up in arms about my my stuffed
animal coming out my plush.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
She oh, it's not even out yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It comes out Monday. So I had to go to
my I had to go to my store and do
some promos for that. And I'm working with the new
Jersey Devils because they're doing like a Jersey Shore Night,
So I had to do some videos for what's it called,
like the Megatron?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, the jumbo Tron.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, I'm sure everyone's gonna boom me whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Are you going to be there at the show, at
the live show Cancert.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, because I have sports to go do. But I
think Diana's going. It's a Jersey Short Night, so you
guys can grab your tickets. It's Wednesday. I think, is
it Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Are they going to do like a heated rivalry scene
where Ronnie and weation makeout on the ice?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ew oh you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wow, maybe I'll I'll pull up hockey.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I had to do. Yeah, so I had to do
some videos and that's why I have make bonds today.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well I don't have any makeing. I looked like I
got hit by a bus. I tried to new volumizing
shampoo and my hair was, Oh God, look my hair.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I like your hat.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think I robbed it. I got.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I didn't influence stole it shop now it's.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
An influencers because I posted about it and I tagged
I linked it, so I won't how many sales probably
sold out by now. But I saw this on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
This sold out the Snookie.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Shop website or another website, the in social media, and
I rarely like not that I rarely like anything, but
there's never anything for me, Like you know, I sell
cross dressing a couple of months ago, so I don't
have and you don't carry Manx cloths there, so it's
like I rarely see something. And I'm not even saying this,
Nicole and I probably you probably didn't realize that you
have high quality. This is but this hat is one
(02:16):
of the nicest hats I've ever had in my life.
The quality I have. How much are these? You should try?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
How much I sell them?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I would sell for sixty dollars. This this is the
most like the hat I would buy homes. No, not really,
but the cloud quality. So it's a cow it's a company.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I think. I think I sell them. I only sell
them in a Nashville because it's like a cowboy theme. Yeah,
but I think, well, I think it's like thirty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
They make up. Do this brand make other ones that
I want them? It says kiss Me Cowboy on it.
But the font, ladies, I'm gonna get in detail here.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's embroidered.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's embroidered in this beautiful like golden bronze font. And
the real tree on the on the thing isn't like
some cheap like Walmart real tree. It's like a real
nice designer reel tree.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm trying to see if this brand can do the
Sookie shop embroidered.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the fits that fits me better than any how
I've ever had. North most has me like people look
like a dumper. This is like my favorite hat. So
I want to find out who makes these, and I
want to make all different flavors.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, yeah, I'll let you know. That is so your asthetic.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, it's so is. Maybe I'll do a collab likebe
I'll do a Snooki shot collab where I do my
own pop up hat and all the crot seats go
to my but I love it so yes, that's where
I got my my hat. I'm just scramming influences all
over the towns. I have to make blurry muffins today. Ooh,
I've never made these before, but these are the Crust's
once and they come with a real blueberry it can
(03:32):
and I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yummy.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But yeah, ladies, let's get let's get down down to business.
Now you're working other I like your shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's sold out. I have to order more. This is
literally my favorite spook Shop shirt because it's like oversize
and it's so cozy. I forgot to wear bra today
and we were doing social media posts, so you might
see the knockers flying around, but it's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You can't see anything. Do you have to wear a
bra every day? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm supposed to, but I don't. I don't care. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, your nipples aren't gonna fall out, but it's like
maybe uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, now I'm not wearing a jacket because, like you
said before, even though it's like thirty eight degrees, it
feels like it's summer. I'm sweating, sweating.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's literally I'm sweating myself as well. Peaky, get out
of there. It's literally thirty five degrees, but like the
heat's half on, half off, and it's running around being
a full time mom. It's like I can only imagine
it's cana get sweltering this Summer're gonna have to move
to antarcticle.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh isn't it hot in Paris?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's hot. It's the same as here. I'm gonna kill
my kid. Get out of here. He has a big party.
He has his big party tomorrow and he's wilding at Peaky.
There's still tickets. You can still RCP and come to
our Peaky party.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh yeah, so, how's how's the party going? It's tomorrow.
It's time does start.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
At one o'clock. If you've been living under a rock.
I I'm dabbling in my philanthropy work. I don't have
a jobs, but so I do now I do. You know,
I do charity work and I'm a lady to a
lady who lunch. I'm throwing a charity gala tomorrow in
New York City from one to four at Raised Bar
on Christie Street and the Lower East Side. It's free to come.
(05:17):
Anyone can come and Peaky and I are hosting. And
it's a it's a benefit for my my vet. So
we have a chart, they have a charity. You know
how vet bills are expensive? How how how expensive it's
like for a check up. My dog ate a coffee
bean almost cost six hundred dollars to like to go get.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I feel like I feel like vet bills and animal
bills are more expensive than human bills.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They are because they know they got They know they gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like they know you're obsessed with your Yeah, they know
they're you're obsessed with your animal and you would do
anything to keep them alive.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Like legally they can't do that to kids, but like
they can do it to animals, and they know that
you're gonna pay because you don't want you kids sell
your dog to die, So they fucking rape you with
fucking bills. But so that's why anywhere you go bellets.
They're expensive. So this My vet has a a thing
called a Patient Relief Fund, so it's it's for it's
a fun that they have that they keep for patients
or dogs that are their bills are too high that
(06:08):
they can't afford the bills. So it goes to help
people out that need money for their vet bills. Because
I know, it pops up on you. It's not like
you know, like everyone you know has little savings here
and there, but like you don't you ever expect your
dog to fucking screw and you know, and almost die.
So this is gonna benefit that. But not only that,
it's an adoption event, a dog adoption event from Rescue City.
(06:29):
There's gonna be real adoptable puppies there, eleven week old puppies.
There's gonna be like twelve of them, and you can
play with the puppies and you can adopt the puppies
there at the charity event. So yeah, I mean peek
are hosting. Melanie's coming from Snap Society and she's gonna
be doing the photo booth so you can so you
can get real professional photos with Peaky and me or
the dogs are the dogs you're adopting or just your girlfriends.
(06:50):
Lake Hours doing the cocktails. So every every cent from
the Lake Hour cocktails, which is like a canned cocktail,
which is so good. It's my new obsession. Cocktails goes
to the charity. To the charity charity. Yes, just in
my profile in my Lincoln bio, there's an RCP RCP,
just so I know who's coming. You don't have to
RCP if you forget, just show up and it's gonna
(07:12):
be a gay old time. So tomorrow, did you check.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The r s VP? Is there a lot of people coming? Already?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is just about a hundred people coming?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh, come on, crusaders, get your shit together.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Get your shit to I need more than a hundred people,
and I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Are of people is a decent amount though.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah. It's a bar. Good start, and it's not like
it's not a galla. It's like it's literally at a bar.
It's a fun bar though, it's a wild fun bar. Yeah.
So there's you know, we're gonna hang out, play with
the pups, Sip and Kiki. I just hope it don't
get two turned. That's the point, I know, But I can't.
I have drank and I have.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I wouldn't do it right away. You have a drink.
I feel like you were just out the other day.
You didn't have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, I went to an event last night and didn't
have a cock drank seltzer. I know.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, quite the opposite. I have an I started my
new medication.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I would never go to an event and not have
a drink.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, that's why we left right away. We knew my
new trizeppertide, which is like my GLP one medicine. So,
and I've been doing weight Watchers, so I've been like
I'm down, Like I lost like twelve pounds since I
since I took my my laxative last week.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, you were looking so good and young.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I know, so, so I stopped. I'm making so flat
right now, and I don't want to fuck it up,
so I don't want to drink anything to ruin it.
But I've been like I've been taking my laxative, tea,
my smooth moved tea, my GLP ones and just.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Joey's on his health kick again. You guys remember, do
you guys remember when he was like counting his macros
and stuff, and we were like, we miss drunk Slobby Joey.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I just got the scale out yesterday. I had to
measure chicken breasts. It was nine ounces.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh and see I'm not that crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wait, So Billy and I did a couples thing, a
couple thing. We went to the gym together. Have you
ever went to the gym with Johnny?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, that's like my dream mine too.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And I've been nagging him to this beautiful gym I
go to and he he has his. He goes, I
have my own gym. I said, okay, well your gym
doesn't have a fucking as salt pool. So I was
so he actually so he did it was I think
it was a Valentine's Day. Yeah, Valentine's Day. So he
went over to Valentine's Day. And you know we walked in.
We did a little stretch eachgether and like he would
(09:17):
like he was doing all wild things. I was just
I was just trying to like fit in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I was did he stretch you and like spread a goal?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Sick? So we went so we went to We went
there and then he went on his way to like
to workout in his section. I worked on my section,
but I kept. I was such a stalker. I was
like hiding behind machines, like videotaping him, like zooming in
and like seeing what.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wait were you pretending like you didn't know him and
you were like ooh.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh yeah, like what the gym? Yeah, oh my I
should have but he would probably hit me with a dumbbell.
He would have He would have hit me. But it
was so fun and like if you don't have a like,
that's what you want to go, Like even if it's
just your friend or whatever, just having someone there. It's
just something about having a workout buddy makes you want
to do it or like you know, show up or
feel accountable. Like I don't have anyone to go to
(10:02):
the gym with, but my neighbors upstairs just join the
same gym, so we're gonna try to go together. It's
so he worked out, I got like, you know, did
all this stuff. And then they have this like bath
house spa thing in the gym, so we went to
we went to that where you go into like the
(10:24):
the hot tub, and then there's like a red light
therapy sauna. Then there's a salt room sauna.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wait, I just want I just bought a red light
belt because it says it's like good for your skin
and it goes around your stomach. But also it's very
good for puppies.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I know you have put on your dog.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's it's supposed to length lengthen their their life. They're live. Yeah,
So I just started that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I had a red light mask that a facialist gave me,
and that red light therapy. If you don't know what
it does, it basically change. It just makes it makes
like everything read.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh, it's like the new thing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It gives you, colle gen it to fix the scars,
acting scars. It's like it does everything in the sense
of people are like sleeping in red light beds and
like red light, red light, red light.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Red light, green light, red light, green light.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So there's this mask I had from the Omnilux mask.
But then I had it and I was like, I say,
I seldomly used it. That means sometimes only once in
a while. So I get out when I get here,
when I'm drunk at my house and people are here,
I just start filling people's bags up with shit. I'm like, oh, here,
take this, take this, so Poppy, like I threw it
in Poppy's bag. As because he can use it. He
(11:30):
was turning seventy. Here's a red light mask you can use.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Wait, did Poppy have a drink yet?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No? He saw off the sauce.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Goodbye, we're gonna does he know you only live once?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Like what I know? So he took the red light mask.
But now I want it back because I forgot how
good it is. But yeah, also for the dogs. You
can wrap your dog in it and it changes your life.
But yeah, the gym has the red light little room
that you can sit in. So we did that and
then we then we then we Oh, I did drink
(12:03):
that day. I did drink that day. We went, we
went and had like you know, we didn't. I didn't
cook because after the gym, I didn't feel like getting
the kitchen dirty. So I was gonna make that big soup,
but it takes forever to cook, so we didn't do that.
We ended up going to Lion's Bar, which is like
this bar that has a really good burger and in
the villa in the East village. So we had that
(12:23):
and then we met our friends over at a bar. Friends,
my neighbors upstairs. I've been hanging out with them.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh my god, I know, are you guys like bestie?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
So yeah, well Billy to him talk about the sports
and me and me and Taylor talk about all the
girls stuff and like, you know, she's a crusader and
she's you know, she's she's fun and she like, you know,
she likes all the fun stuff that we like, you
have to meet her one Day's day. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I didn't do ship. Everybody was sick. All my kids
were sick. So yeah, we just had like a nice
cozy day.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We just sat on the couch and we watched movies
and we ate like shit it and it was very refreshing.
And I had the fireplace sound because it was cold,
so it was like a nice cozy dat. But yeah,
everybody was sick. The stomach bug going around, so get
out of here. Well you might want it, I.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Actually want it, Yeah, but I don't want to throw up.
I want to want it out of my ass. I
hate throwing up.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I hate when it comes out of your nose.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I mean I like throwing up if it is like
if I choke on something and I gag and throw up.
I don't want to be like nauseous bench over like
like Viley sick.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That watery feeling before you have to throw up, that's
the worst feeling in the entire world. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don't want that. But if I do, like you know,
like like choke on something and then I vomit, then
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Mind that, Like, yeah, I don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Look at my out for when's the last time you
threw up?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't know you had a stomach bug. But I
had to. I had to like throw myself. I had
to like put my finger down my throat because I
had the nauseous feeling. But it wasn't going away. So
it's like I just need to get it over with,
Like you just need to like hype yourself up, look
yourself in the mirror and say, let's just get this
over with. I feel like, gag yourself and then it
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comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I feel like I'm gonna throw it right now. I
remember when it was. It was when we were in
Atlantic City and we were at a restaurant and you
had you had the fucking stomach bug. That was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I had the worst stomach bug and I was really
trying to rally. I was like, maybe it'll go away
if I have like a ginger ale, So when we
got to dinner. When we got to dinner, I was
like feeling so nauseous, but I was like maybe. I
was like, maybe if I sip on the gingerrell and
I have some bread, I'll feel fine. So I ordered
a ginger ale and then I ordered another, and then
I ordered a ginger ale with vodka. Because I had
a club appearance and I had to work. It wasn't
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just for fun. So I was like, oh, let me
try and like have a drink. No betch i ran.
I ran out the restaurant and I threw up in
the lobby and I had to tell like the people there.
I was like, I swear to god, I'm not like
drunk or wasted like I just I don't feel good.
And they're like, yeah, we know, we see you. You haven't
been drinking all day. I'm like, I'm so sorry. So
I had to run up to the room I rested.
(15:08):
I took did I take Sofran? I don't think we
had Sofran.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We didn't have zpr and we gave you like oh it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Took something amodium or whatever. And I overdosed on that
and I went to the couple of pearents for thirty minutes.
I felt so bad, but yeah, that's probably the last
time I threw up.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I know, I had to take over.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That was the worst feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It was disgusting. So your kids had the thear throwing.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Up, yeah, and they were nauseous. They didn't feel good,
so trauma. It was just it was just a cozy weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Do you buy your kids Valentine's Say gifts?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I do.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
My father always want me Valentine'sday gifts.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, cause it's like it's not like Christmas or you're
getting presents.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Exactly like whoever you love, it's not just your romantic partner,
it could be also someone that you love. I mean,
I mean cinnamon muffins.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yup, I love cinnamon stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And heart shaped things cute. I'm nauseous, not I really
think I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, it's because you're talking about it, or maybe you
got the stomach bug.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I've been drinking smooth move tea. Do you drink laxative tea?
I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, I don't. I feel like I don't like I
don't like the unknown, Like if you have to, like
do a fart, Yeah, I don't like it. Like if
you have to do a fart and you're like at
like target and it just comes out and you just
shit your pants and you have to walk around because
you sharded. Yeah, I'm not a fan of.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't think I'm not not either, but I know
I just know it's I don't I never far at
any made because when I'm on my exotics, I know
it's just gonna pour out of my ass. But I'm
drinking the smooth I used to drink the Ballerina tea,
but now I'm much of the Smooth move tea and
I'm liking it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's really but it doesn't cramp your stomach. I feel
like every time I try those teas it gives me cramps,
like it hurts my stomach.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, it's not hurting. It just it just really works.
Because when I'm taking the Ozempics and not Thosempics, I
take zempt bound. I don't want to miss gender my journey.
This is when I on my GLP want it constipates
you because it like it like binds you up. And
plus I'm not eating a lot of like you know,
like vibrant stuff. I've just been doing like lots of protein,
so like I'm backed up, So this really lets things go.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We talked about this last week, like I have to
have that. Let's get klonis.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, can we do that soon?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I really think we should get a klon Where do
they do that? Like around here?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm sure they do it, Like I can find a
spot in a minute. In a minute with me, Are
you doing a cameo?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, do any Crusaders do klonics?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Me and Joey want to do a klon But.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We want to do a joint. We want to share.
We want to share one tube. We want to like
what one tube up? My ass want tube up so
Spooky's ass. So it mixes, so I want so we
don't know who's his, who's When it comes out, we
have to guess who's who is who's.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yours is going to be like tar.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Tacos.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, mine would be like baby poops.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, I love clongs. Right for the spring chow, I'm
kind of I'm never usually excited for this summer spring,
but I am excited a little bit just for like freak,
for like cooking and gardening and stuff and like flowers.
I'm just excited about like that and getting to wear
like cuter outfits, like Parisian outfits. And I'm gonna try
to get back to the homeland.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you when when
you were trying to get back, because you do have
a flight there.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I do have a flight there. I just have to
get a job first, have to beef up on my
influencing scamming I was speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I feel like you're doing great with that.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, thank you. I'm gonna tell you about my new
endeavor I told you about last week and I've been
working on it all week long, so like you know.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
How like all over that no I have I.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Have been going to cyber cafes or just like coffee shops.
That's the thing that everyone did.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Cyber cafes where I wrote the note.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes it's not, but it's not like that.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's literally where I wrote the note.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I know they don't have cyber cafes anymore, but
it's like everyone in the city, like since pandemic, like
they go like they don't go to work into the
office anymore. They like work from home. So everyone's working
from these coffee shops and it's a whole like it's
a whole like army of like an army. It's like
a whole cult of places that like, and everyone who's
in the know talks about like the underground webs on
(19:26):
the webs on like on TikTok and stuff like that,
of like what's are the best places to go and
what are the rules? Some places only let you stay
thirty like a half hour an hour. Some people hide
the Wi Fi password, so there's like so everyone like
goes on if like once you get the Wi Fi
password and like then you like they share it on
these underground tiktoks, like sharing like okay, I'll give you
the password and of d m A and I'll give
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you the password for the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, because they said they have to make money somehow.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So you have to buy drinks and stuff and like
you know, or food. So some some are like restaurants,
but a lot of them are hotel lobbies.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Wait, we should owe been a cyber cafe bar with cats.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Oh they have one a cyber bar with cats.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't think it's a bar, but it's like, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, you need to be able to order drinks like
alcoholic beverages with pizza and cheese, fries, do your work
and then kitty cats are running.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Around yep, and you get drinking on the job.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh my god, nobody's steal that. That is our idea.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's so I've been going to these and bringing my
laptop and like working on things that every you know,
and it's like such a thing and if you know
of any good ones, let me know. But I've been
going to like, let of hotel lobbies have them, so
like hotel lobbies or you just sit there and you
(20:48):
order coffees and you get your laptop and you get
your work done. We try to do that. Sometimes we
end up just drinking, though, and we get in trouble.
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Last time we did that, we brought Yeah, we brought
our laptops and stuff. We were trying to be professional
and then we just kept ordering Martini's.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I was crying, Remember what'd you? Yes, you remember we
brought the laptops and you walked in the restaurant and
I was I was in shambles before a live show.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Wait where was up? I was mess I'm like, can
we just cancel it?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The deep depression. I was like, just go home, and
I was waiting for you to get there. So I
could started calling. So I've been going to the cyber
cafes and working on my Now it's it's it's something
that you don't I don't think you need for this
because you have enough, you have enough income. But my
thing I've been doing is I went to curate my
recommendations list. So this thing called shop My everyone knows
(21:39):
about it. It's basically, you know, it's like everyone's own
personal store, like own website store with recommendations of all
the things that every celebrity is on it. And you
go to your page and so like it's broken down
in the category. So I have to work. It's a
lot of hard work. You have to find the right
links and make sure it's the real link, and you
have to get a good picture of it, and you
have to type a little lurb about like why you
like it and stuff. So I have gotten through. I've
(22:01):
done kitchen so far. I've done skincare, I've done my
go to makeup routine. I've done dining room like where
I like the serving platters and serving dishes I use.
I've done hair care, body care shampoo and like body hair,
body washes that I've done that section so I'm slowly
working on the sections that have all different stuff, but
(22:22):
you can if you ever wonder what I use or
like my favorite candles, I did my favorite candles, So
if you ever wonder what I use, what I recommend,
I have it all on there and you can shop
on there and right for my links.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And did you say cook wear and stuff I've cooked?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Whar yeah? I cook wear? What else today I do?
I'm gonna start doing my home decore things and then
like every holiday, I'll do like the different like you know,
gift guides, and I'll do like all different stuff and
it's so easy and obsessed with it. So I've been
working out on my computer tirelessly. I'm gonna have a
pet section eventually, but as of right now, I have
those things up there. But go over to my my
(22:55):
link link tree. Sorry, yeah, you can buyo and go
to my go to my shop my and look the
right page and buy some some fun stuff. It's all
recommendations and you know, and you'll you'll get a nice
little shopping spree. And then and I'm gon updated all
the time, so I would just go over there and
click that and and help a sister out. Very nice
(23:20):
shot My, shot My search my name on shot my?
What have you been doing? What have been up to?
How is how is film? Are you done filming?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, bitch, we've been on filming. Oh my god, I
go back. Wait, so this weekend I have to get
ready for NCA because that's that's like the big cheer comp.
That's one of the big cheer comps of the year.
So that I go to Houston next week. So I'll
be in Houston and then and then I go back
to Canada. And I'm really nervous.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm nervous for the ghosts people.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, because this the next one, it's just gonna keep
getting scared and scarier. And I feel like ever since
I went to this ghosty one, everything's been downhill. So
did I bring a bad spirit back with me? Like,
I don't know, but oh, shit's going down. Shit's going
down me to So yeah, the next one, I think
we're doing a jail. Yeah, I'm scared. Have you seen Shilah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Buff wiling out in Midland?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Wiling out in New Orleans? And I thought he had
a shit together because I remember, you know, back in
the day, he was like getting in trouble. He was
always on GMC. But now I'm feeling like he's just
trying to have a good time. Like he he's not,
like he's not spiraling out of control. He's just in
New Orleans, wanted to be a normal guy, wanted to
go out and have a good time. And he's just
(24:46):
out there drinking a beer on the streets.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, well he apparently was not. He was a sober
he like got sober or something after some wild, wild
right behavior. But now he's getting bombed again in the streets,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
But it doesn't look like it's mischievous. It just looks
like he's trying to go out and have a good time.
And also the fact that like he's being so nice
to everyone. I mean, someone tried to choke him, that's
why he got arrested, but like choke him. Yeah, you're
seeing all the tiktoks of like people in New Orleans,
and he's he's being so nice to everybody. He's like
hanging out with them, talking to them. I just really
(25:21):
think he just wants to have a good time. So
I guess he's not acting anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
No, remember when he We're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Get any more Transformer movies.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, no, remember, he said, and I'm not famous anymore.
He wore that bag of paper bag over his head
and said, I'm not famous anymore. Like he don't want
people taking pictures of him. I'm gonna start doing that.
Maybe I'll trick them. I'll trick the mind. I'll trick
the mind to pretend. I think I think he's why
I like him. I think him in What's Your Face?
Amanda Bond should start dating or hanging out as love interests.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
As love interests, I'm still waiting for her comeback. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
She's coming back, I think she should open annol slon
get her ship together, Nan I have been.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And also there's a there's a petition for next super Bowl.
We already said the super Bowl is going to be
on Valentine's Day, but there's a petition from the Backstreet Boys.
They want to do a boy band halftime show.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
With all the all the all the old school people, back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Street Boys and Backstreet Boys and sync. Nine ay degrees
to LFO? Is that what they were called? LFO?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Are they all dead? Are they boys to men? So
they count that they're too old.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I think the two thousands mm hmm. But then you
could bring back. Yeah, you could bring back like all
the girls like Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears. That would just
that Destiny shall I would love.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
All Wild Orchid.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That would be a great Alanis Morsatt. I mean there's
enough on the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I think it should I think it should be Miley
while we think about something else.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Did Miley do it already?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
No, she's been fucking show up to work, bitch, get
to work.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Where is she? Where has she been?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But again, we talked about it. I loved, I loved
what but Bony did. But it's like, again, enough we
had boys like three years in a row. I don't
want any more boys. We need female energy, Mama.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I want girl power next time.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Girl power. Did you know you know that chef Anne Burrell,
the chef and like Jenny's friend. Yes, Well, it just
came out that they found a suicide note for a
year later they told everyone. I knew about that already though,
Oh we knew that already. Yeah, but it was confirmed.
But it's like, you know, what these new news articles.
I know, it's not like you're all publicizing about it.
(27:54):
Why who where? Why can't we read the note?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Where's Nancy.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
We'll get to that in this second. Why can't we
Is it invasive? Like, if you're gonna publicize it so much,
might as well just put it out there or at
least give us some context about why, Oh, let us
know what the I'm not I'm not being insensitive. It's
a horrible thing. It's no, no, notably a horrible thing.
And it's it's it's a private thing, but it is private,
but it's not private because you're putting it on every
major news network. At least give some insight to clear
(28:21):
her name or to like something to lead up to it.
It's like, you know, she was having marital problems or.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
She was well, especially if you're well known like that
and you're like in the famous world. I feel like
they leave the note to let everybody know, like.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, why yeah, because not so I think we should
need a little context. And I am being nosy because
I just that's my characters as a gay man. But
I do want to know it's a little a little
bit of like what it is, and maybe that if
it could help someone like, you know, be relatable, you
know what I mean, like saying, oh, that's how I
feel too. So I think in a way it is
helpful to kind of know what was going through these
(28:56):
people's heads or like what drove them to it or something,
so people can like feel connections somehow, and I can
also find out what the fuck would know, because I'm
not I think there should be a website or an
app where like and not even just like not even
with celebrities if and I know again I don't I'm
not coming off in sensitive. This is just I'm saying
(29:17):
what everyone else is thinking. You're on Facebook and someone
says someone high school dies, right, and it's like, oh
my god, what happened? Oh my god, what happened? And
everyone chat what happened? How no one knows what happened?
Like and then it's like it's everyone wants to know
what happened, and not to gods would be like, oh
this is you know, it was the pills or like
you know they they had, you know, the disease or
(29:39):
like whatever is. It's like fucking It's like everyone wants
to know. Everyone wants to know. It's like a it's
a group thing. Of course, you know it's given the
privacy whatever, but you know, there should be an app
that tells you that you can pay to find out
how they died or what it was, just to just
to give you my knee some peace of mind, do
you know what I mean? And it's like with celebrities,
(29:59):
it's like, you know, I can care less. I want
to care about you know about from Cheryl from from
from science class, Like what happened to that bitch? What
what went down?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Was?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It was a foul play? Was it was? She? Was
she a drug addict? Like what was going on? So
I think that should be an app where you can
find out exactly right away, you know, may be a paywall.
I mean that money could go to the charity of
the whoever died.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's Haber. Recently, there was a murder suicide in the
cheerleading world the world. Yes, there was a competition in
Vegas and her daughter was doing All Star cheer and yeah,
she didn't show up for comp day and the coaches
(30:43):
and everybody was looking for them, like what is happening.
They did a wellness check and the cops walked into
their room and the daughter was shot and the mom
was shot and supposedly she left the note, So like
what's going on there? It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
When you.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'mes so crazy, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I wonder what I would have? I would have? I would?
I would? I would. I would probably be overwhelmed having
to write the note. That seems like a lot to
do when you're about about to off yourself, Like, you know,
have to write a whole fucking story. It's like I'd
be stressed down and just ended early halfway through the
night because I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Would you address the crusaders?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I would, That's what I was just about to say, Like,
what would I detail? Would I have a comedic twist
to it? Would I think if I was going to
do it, I would have.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think you would make it funny at the end.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I would make it funny at the end. And I
would also have hidden I would you hitten clues? I
would you a scavenger hunt of things?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, bitch, I don't have time for that.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
But I'd make fun things that would go years beyond
my beyond my passing. I would be like, okay, in
the year twenty and I'd make things up like I
was clairvoyant. I'm like, in the year twenty forty eight, there's.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Gonna be Oh, you would like predict the future.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, I would. I would just like juice and then
like say, like the spooky things that don't mean anything,
just like make people be but mind boggled for the
rest of my life to always think about me. It
would be a be a heavy, heavily intricate note. There'd
be a lot going on there. I add coupon codes.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I would ignore. I'd be like whatever. I would be
able to talk about him.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I would do ultimatums. I would do ultimatums. I would
confess things. I would I would do recipes, hidden recipes
that later on, and I'd bury stuff all around the house.
It'd be a whole thing. I gotta start planning now
if I'm gonna do it anytime in the near future.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Manah, God forbid.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
But yeah, so, but we should probably put something about
suicide prevention here. If you if you're if you're trying
to harm yourself, there is help out there called one hundred.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh my god, yes, please don't do that.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Help you get some help, or just go to my shop, spend.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Money, or come over to our house and we'll give
you a hug and martinis and fries.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, without further Ado. Where is Nancy?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Where she's dead in the desert?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, so let's talk with us. I went on my
live yesterday after you told me the information that we
came up with. Why don't you tell everyone what we
know and how we know and why he's credible?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay. So I've been seeing tiktoks of a lot of
these mediums, you know, psychic mediums, trying to read Nancy,
and they were saying, unfortunately, she's no longer with us.
She died like day three and she's been in the
desert rotting. So my friend, so my manager, represents the
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mercy guy named Jonathan. He's in Long Island. He's the
medium and he specializes in solving cold cases, missing persons crimes.
He worked on the Gabby Potito case and he helped
find Gabby. Okay, so he works on all of these cases.
He just doesn't get Yeah, he just doesn't get recognition
for it, which is so freaking weird. So I sold
(33:50):
the tiktoks of all the psychics saying, you know, Nancy's
dead in the desert. She's been dead for weeks. And
I sent it to him and I'm like, do you
con car like what is going on, because he did
say that he was gonna work with the FBI and
Nancy's family to try and find them. So I was like,
what a coinkydink and then he was like, yeah, Unfortunately,
she's definitely in a desert somewhere. So with all this
(34:14):
information and all the medium saying the same thing, why
are they going on in the desert and try and
find her?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I know, well, the desert huge and she's probably under
a cactus somewhere, which is sad news. I mean, the
thing is, but like.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What's the story, who did it? What's going on? We
have no details.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We need to know the details. I mean, I think
that the family at this point freaking wild, the has
to hope for the best, but you know, it's it's
not looking good for them, and I think they're come
to terms with that just based on pre prarely. They
know her health conditions, like she had to have the
medication that heart medications or whatever, her her medication needs
to live. They said that day one, the second she
went missing, she needs her medication and they she left
(34:52):
it back there and she wasn't on that, so you know,
in her in her heart, her heart machine, like no
no crook ad criminal is gonna get enough fucking whatever.
So that's what I always said. I thought she was
dead from the beginning, and that apporting her, extorting the woman,
the mother, the daughter for money. So I think all
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these ransom notes are all fake things, and it's horrible
to fuck with someone. Those people need to need to
rotten health. The worst. The people that are using these
these these vulnerable people for fucking money just just to
pretend that something's going on, those are the ones need
to be arrested and killed first and then and then
get the real the real murderers. But amen, it's not
(35:34):
looking good. I mean it's like, like how hard is it?
How hard is to find a woman? Like like just
everything's all flat lands and desert in there. There's not
like all like wooded areas and ship it's all like
it's all desert.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And also the conspiracy theorists are saying that this is
a distraction from something bigger and crazier going on. I mean,
if it's aliens at this point, just come over, just
like show yourselves, show yourselves. I want to see aliens
that way.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What if it was aliens that took her? Oh maybe
because that's where it would happen. Isn't that? Where isn't
the where recreation zero is our patient zero? What's that place.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Called area fifty one?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Area? Isn't that in Arizona?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No? I thought that was in Roswell, New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Is Area fifty one? The only option I found is
Area fifty one in Alamo, about twenty and thirty eight
miles to your west. Where's Alamo?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Isn't that military Texas? Alamo, Texas?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, siri, what state is Area fifty one in New Jersey?
The answer I found is Nevada. I meana Nevada, that's Nevada.
But I can under I can see that aliens landing
because that's like it's like a big flat area with
like just sand they can land their plane and it's
like and just go in there and snatch up snerbs.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, yeah, I feel like that, like the deserts.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Can you imagine? That's what I not for this poor woman,
but it's like that's what I want to see. I
want to see an alien invasion and like and them
snatching bodies, snatching people up based on their bad behavior,
and like they can feel energy snatch imagine, imagine criminals.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I want I want them to take all the bad people.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Imagine we had the they can just come over and
just know who's bad and just started zapping them one
by one, and there's clearly just do like they meet clairvoyant.
They can know if they're a bad person or they're about
to murder or whatever. Yeah, something bad.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
You would totally be safe. Yeah, we would one hundred
percent be safe.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, I would be shitting in the desert, not a cactus.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Wait, but what if what if they zapped Billy and
you didn't know that he was a secret serial killer?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
But you know, I miss sicko. I would love to
get murdered by loved one, do you know what I mean?
It makes me. It makes me know that he really
loved me. It really really passionate about me.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah. What if he killed you and he said you
can't be with anyone else if I can't have it?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Oh my god, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You would love that? Yeah? Yes, okay, Daddy, my stomach's
tarrying to hurt.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Did I tell you to make my own candles now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Like forty five million times?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well, I've been really good at it, and they burned.
There's a smooth burn, sister. Did you see did you
see it in the news. It was an Iowa college
frat that got busted by the cops And they were
all in the basement, all in the base naked, naked,
tied to the fat, tied to the poles and stuff
like that, and the cops came and they all the
kids all thought that it was part of the hazing,
(38:32):
so they didn't say anythings they could like if you like,
I guess if you like, don't if you bring it.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Standing there in the dark, it was freaking weird.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
And I heard that that's from college people, that that's
a real fucking thing they do. They stand there for
hours and then like they sprayed them with hoses and
then they make them drink bottles of saracha. Absolutely not
all the wild shit.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Like why do you have to why do you have
to go through all that trauma and like harassment and
literally torture just to be a part of a frat?
Like I don't I don't get it. I don't know either,
But what are the perks of being in a frat?
Just say you're in a frat?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It's kind of like, you know, you have to like
prove your your your loyalty to the frat, I believe,
and to say yeah yeah goodbye part of the popular
groups and everyone got got each other's back. So for
in this frat, it goes beyond. I'm learning it goes
beyond just like their school school experience. It's like connections
later on, like if their frat brothers like like you know,
they're they're in for life, so like you know, job
(39:25):
opportunities like my dad will help you out if you know,
if you're loyal to me, and like you know, like
and like after everyone graduates, like in business, like it's
like if people are in a frat together, they like
have loyalty and like it's like an honor thing. And
it's also like you know, well.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I think it's dumb, especially the hazing and ship like
let's be real, like we're torturing each other just to
be organization.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
But I don't think the girl's weird. I wish we
had I wish we had a frat a girl from
a frat so we can call and ask questions to
right now.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh, I'm sure we have frat crusaders or.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like sobriority of things now now so they yeah, so
they and sometimes they ask to you like wild stuff
streaking or like embarrassing things or illegal things. It's like
it's insane. But these cops went down there and they
didn't They thought it was part of the thing. And
it's just a funny video Google like, Iowa frat.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's happening.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Now, spooky. If you were in if you were in
a frat, what kind of hazing rituals would you do? Oh,
would you like make everyone chuck pickle juice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I would make it?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Would you if you were if you're the master this
the pledge master lady, and you had to like have
all these these girls that wanted to be part of
the Crusaders. That's the name of our frat.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Crusader Frat. Yeah, I would. I would have everyone wake
up and right away we have to have mimosas. Yeah,
so we have mimosas and we we talk about our
anxieties and then yeah, and then you have to do
shots of pickle juice throughout the day, right, and then
we all have to put but at the same time, oh.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
In front of each other. Yeah, as like a team bonding.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah. Yeah, Like everyone has to be in a bathroom
pooping and then we all take naps together, and then
and then we have martini And then we wake up
and we have Martini's and cheese fries and caesar are salad.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Mine would be much much more labor intensive. First of all,
we're waking up and everyone needs to tidy up the house.
I need everyone to make sure that they'll be clean
the house. Then I would have to have everyone do
do organizing. I would do organizing closets. I would do
(41:40):
closet organization. I would make sure that everything is in
its place.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
With label makers, I am not joining your fries.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I would make every one go to the grocery store
and get all of my supplies for me. I would
make and then walk wiggles. They have to walk with
us and train. They have to train wiggles until Wiggles
can speak and and learn how to do things on
his own. I would have them, you're a freak, organize
my skincare. I would have them, or I would have
(42:05):
them film fill my candles at the candle making factory.
I'd make have them make candles for me. I would
have them basically, I update my shot may with a
new links. I would have them reach out to influencers
to get my influencer scams going. I have so many
things they can do. I need to get a team.
(42:26):
I need to start hazing.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
You need an assistant.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I do need a system, but I don't have I
can't pay them yet, and I wouldn't. There's too much
that I need. I need done. But if I had
to see, I can probably take over the world. And
people contact me all the time asking me to be
their system. But I feel bad because I can't pay
them just yet until you know, until things get up
and running. I can't wait to ship. I just want
to tell everyone right now, Oh you have to go poops.
(42:52):
I'm gonna be fine. Did you see so you talked
about jill' zarren, Yes, last week getting thrown off the
show for her rude comments. Yeah, but now, which I
thought should have happened anyway, they called in the big guns.
Dirinda Medley is stepping in. She's she's confirmed to join
the Golden.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Girls to Rindernder's coming in wait. They are calling it
Golden Girls.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Golden Life, but I don't know why the Girls. It's
probably taken the Golden Life. Yeah, so if you know
what we're talking about, there's a new spin off of
New York Housewives, the original og class of n why
Rony Housewives. It's called the Golden Girls Golden Life, and
they're all living down in Florida, and it's just gonna
be like, you know, a ten series, ten episode season
(43:35):
of them living it up down there and Dorinda stepping in. Now.
I just think that for the final straw, I think
Bethany needs to just swallow her pride in her ship
or whatever she's going through and just make it happen.
I think she needs to join it because she Her
banter with Ramona and Sonya is the funniest fucking thing ever.
She's because she's like she says it like it is,
and she's like the Ramona and Sonya are are like
(43:55):
the Dina. Ramona, Ramona and Sonya are the Dina and
and Snookie the meat balls of of Real Housewives of
New York. They're the ones that I was drunk and
messy and acting up and rutting, falling over on tables
and taking their boobs out. They are the ones like that.
Jaybow is probably lu Anne if I had to say something,
(44:17):
and Drinder.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Is is Luene still sober.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Durinda's Ron I think is Ron Dena's. I don't think
she's sober. Maybe is she sober? I don't know. I
know she has a cocktail an alcohol free.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Remember she was doing like she was doing like a
sober kick because she she got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, I think that's what happened. But I don't know.
Maybe she's having I don't know. It doesn't matter. She's
having fun though, So Dorena's coming back. I want Bethany
to come back.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Bethany is you know, she always brings it, tells lake
it is, so I think it'd be fun to have
her back. And I think that's exactly Cassidy. I don't
think we need Kelly Ben Simone. You know, she's she's
she's fine, but she wasn't like my favorite. And hmmm,
I think if we could replace Bethany.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
With don't even remember that name, Kelly Ben so much.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
She was like the model was married the photographer.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I don't remember that, but everyone else I remember.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, So I'm excited for that. So that that's kind
of like things are finally healing. They're gonna be filming
it very soon. So gerger loins I f're in Florida,
Be careful because there's gonna be wild ladies in their
sixties drinking and turning up on tables around there. That
new show I'm Alert Alert, that I'm obsessed with and
you'll be obsessed with. And it's bringing so many, so
(45:28):
many memories back. It's called love Story. It's a new
Ryan Murphy. Is it Ryan Murphy? It is Ryan Murphy,
Ryan Murphy love Story.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
A love story. Is that spooky?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
No, it's not spooky. It's well, it's weird. It ends
in triumal, it ends in tragedy. Tragedy love story. The
John F. Kennedy Junior and Carolyn Bassett story. Do you
know about this? No?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
You don't know who they are.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I know John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
That's what's sad. That's his dad, John Kennedy Jr. He
was like the he was the it boy of the nineties.
He was He's John Kennedy junior son, and he was like,
you know, the hottest bachelor in the world, and like
he was like, you know, living in New York City
and living up in the nineties, and I remember all
of this because I was around that I wasn't friends
with him, no, but like I was. I saw him
(46:16):
out and I saw Carolyn out, and the parties and stuff.
So all these nineties things are coming back, and I'm
obsessed with the show because they did such a good
job with you know, getting you know, getting all the
fashion right and all the stories and the places and stuff.
So it's bringing back all these memories. And I was
just abutting about the budding queen running around terrorizing New
York City, going to all these like parties and like
you know, trying to get into places and just like
(46:37):
seeing all this the fashion and like this is like
like right before Sex and the City came out, and
it was just like it's so good, it's on. It's on.
It's on FX or Hulu or Disney. Basically, they they
has a movie famous couple and you know they died
tragically in a prane crash. They uh he was flying
the plane. Oh my god, yeah, him, his wife and
(46:59):
his wife's sister and they went down and it's a
love story. They had alltels all between them when they
met at colmn Kleine until they died in the in
the water muffs in year but it's like I'm obsessed
with the fashion. So nineties is coming back in a
big way. I mean it has been a way, but
this kind of nineties just like this kind of like
d Can. I mean, I'm telling you now, d Can,
why is gonna have a resurfacing this year? All the
(47:22):
nineties and Coach, Yes, Coach and coming back.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
I just bought two coach sneakers by.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Coach Bobby Brown makeup. It's gonna be like all Tiffany.
Tiffany's being bracelets. It's like it's all those like that,
those those like looks like nineties things. Uh I can,
I can just tell already it's that that whole thing
is gonna come back based on this this this show.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wait, what what streamer is it on?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I want to watch It's You're gonna love it. It's
only three episodes out right now, and then it comes
out on in Hulu on Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I'm gonna wait till the whole series is over because
I like to binge.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, so three episodes are out now. If you haven't
watched it, it is such a good story. It's and
it's so nostalgic New York. It's it's filling my Sex
and the City original series Sex and the City craving.
It's just bringing back all the memories of all the
restaurants and seeing all the the sits in the fashion
and like, you know, the the society. It's like it's
I'm obsessed with it right now and I just want
(48:23):
them all to be out already. But it's like it's
like the new show that everyone is sweeping the nation.
So if you haven't seen it already, make sure to
click on the link. And I shot my and and
buy something.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
That a nice.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Do you have anything else? I was gonna say the
same thing. I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
We actually we have a ton of fan text, but
we'll get to that next episode. No, yeah, we'll do.
We'll focus more on the fan questions next week, a
full episode. Yeah, but I have to I gotta go
to Shorthills because I have to return my bag. I
got this really cute bag that I wanted to wear
for NCAA from Louis and I treated myself. I treated myself,
(49:05):
but I wanted it to be like cute and small,
like the small speedy bags. But bitch, I got the smallest.
It's micro. It's this big. I can't even phone in it.
I thought it was a little bigger. I want it
like this big, but it's like this big. I can't
even my phone in it.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You need to get you need to get a cross
body strap for that, because I know Spooky, I know Snooky,
I know Dren, and I know I know it is
a cross body Claude. It's speedy. Just the top handle
that thing's going missing. Day one.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, well Dren usually doesn't show up at the chair cumps,
but I just wanted to be something like, yeah, the
one time.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
When you yell, what was that guy's name from a
third eye blinder.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Nickelback nickel, That was funny.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
But yeah, and you were treating some diamonds this week
as well. She's just a treat yourself kind of weak.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
You know why I have I we had some updates
with you know, my cervical stuff, which I'm gonna post
my TikTok video today because I was waiting to do
an update because you guys were asking, like, what's going on.
I was waiting to do the update till after I
went to the oncologist. So I just went to the oncologist.
So I was just in my fields, and I was like,
(50:17):
I want to treat myself because I'm dying, so well
you're not. I got diamonds. Yeah, I'm not dying. Everything's fine,
but I do have to do more procedures. But yeah,
I was like, I'm gonna go to the store and
buy some jewelry.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
My mom said, can you get me something at Louis.
I'll send you my update my list. I'm gonna passport holder.
Get me a Louis time passport holder with a Paris
stamp on it. Thank you. Well everyone, chinnut panty's down, girls,
Everything to be just fine. Where's Nancy.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
She's in the desert. Somebody go find her.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
She's gonna find her, and make sure to please check
out my shot mind. If you're in the city tomorrow,
please come to my event from one to four. It's
all the informations in my Pico will be there. I
need someone to watch my kid while I'm drinking, so
do that. We'll smoke real sticks out side and you can.
You can change my diaper when I'm shipping from my
my swoop Boo tea.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Love you girls two those bitches. It's having a h
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