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Speaker 1 (00:12):
And a win tour left Vogue.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I want to say something, not for the true artists
who design fashion, Okay, not for people who are actual
artists artisans, who are true fashion people or fashion people
that go on the street and like buy streetwear and
make it look like katore and are creative and mix
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things and scarves as tops and like a woman caught
up a jumpsuit and like made it into a katur outfit.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like not that that's like fashion.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's like fashion, like someone creating in the kitchen, or
being humorous or being a comedian that really expresses themselves.
That's an art form. Okay, so let's say fashion is
an art form. But the bullshit that's been going on
over the years in the currency of fashion and the
you know who becomes the stars of places like the
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met Gallo or the magazines, or people who become known
for fashion or sit front row, it's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's commerce. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I say this because someone sent me a very cheesy
bathing suit. It is so cheesy. It has a smiley
faces on it. It says Vaca vibes, It's rainbow. I
live for it. They also sent me a short baseball
sequin jacket. Like, I know it's cheesy. I know I
belong at Del Boca Vista with tied ie rainbow leggings
and a scrunchy on the top of my head wearing it.
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But I think it's fun and I like it. And
I say this because I have had all the opportunity
over the years to get myself a stylist. Don't forget
Nicole Richie was Nicole Richie before she got a stylist
and changed her entire look. Same thing with the two twins,
Same thing with Kim Gardashian. Before Kanye she was wearing
her lazea bandage dresses. And you're allowed to change and
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decide to be something different. But like fashion in the
way that we know it now, it's not a true
expression of who someone is. It's a true expression of
the stylas that they got, how much money that they're spending,
and what role they're costplaying, and how much they're showing up.
It's very rarely something they just feel good in because
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they feel comfortable and free. It's usually something that evolves
some version of a bodily sacrifice, financial expenditure, some version
of a flex and like a look at me pose
and like not something that comes from within. And it
always bothers me that Anna Wintour is the one who
kind of said, like, you know, it should reflect you
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and all this stuff. But she's the one who perpetuates
it with the Mech Gala, which looks like an amazing
spectacle of art that I will never be invited to.
And I respect it and I love the theatrics and
what it's evolved into. I mean, it's the same way
that The Housewives has evolved into wearing costumes. But I
still do miss when it was who someone really is,
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because otherwise it's like a costume, it's not who someone
really is. Lisa Rinnan now, she used to wear sheath
dresses and have just like the same you know, flight
attendant haircut for years, and then she decided to evolve
into fashion, which makes sense because her daughters are models.
But now she goes and she just wears like these
coutore outfits, and I guess that's just her expressing herself
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now and wanting, you know, the attention of the spectacle.
But like I guess, I'm just confused about what fashion
is and what it's supposed to be. Is it supposed
to be. I guess, do whatever you want to do.
But then why are people rewarded who pay others to
tell them how to dress pick out their clothes?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
There were some things that Blake Lively would pick out
and she got like a cookie for it. And it's like,
but you're dressing yourself. Like you can't use steroids in
baseball and still win, So why in fashion do you
get to use like assistance? You get to use steroids
in fashion, you get to use handicaps and assists, and
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you get to cheat. You get to cheat in fashion.
You get to pay another person to go and pull
and pick clothes, decide the look you're going for. Yes,
you can collaborate with them, but yeah, if you go
and cheat on the SATs and you get the test
from someone else, you have to sit down and take
the test yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Of course, But like that's cheating.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Why isn't it cheating in fashion When it's someone else's vision,
someone else's work, someone else's pulling, and someone else's accessorizing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think it's a scam.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So therefore, I'd like to see what happens with Vogue now,
And everyone's saying it's going to go to shit. And
Ada Winter is a fucking hbiic that has changed many
aspects of fashion, the world, and entertainment as we know it.
But she herself dresses herself and has her own style
and it's been consistent, so it's almost like she watches
all the other puppets makes fools of themselves. And in
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that case, I think I have more style and fashion
than ninety nine point nine percent of the people at
the met Gala, because I'm truly an expression of myself
every day. I could have hair and makeup here every day,
but yet I'm sitting with no bra in a white
T shirt and my hair wild and free, doing my
podcast because that's how I feel today.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's what I want to do. My hair is wild anyway,
That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And when I go to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit show,
or I do the Loreal Paris Fashion Show, or I
get myself dressed for any event, no matter how big,
I dress myself because I'm a grown ass woman and
I could pick up my own clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, dating, let's talk about dating.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I did a video yesterday that people were crying over,
and I just woke up in the morning and I
had spoken to this guy. Now it doesn't matter that
I may not end up with this guy. It doesn't
matter this guy may not be my Prince Charming. This
is a guy, you know what I mean. You gotta
kiss a lot of frogs to get to the prince.
In beauty, in cocktails, in Amazon items, in men, this
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is life, okay, But the essence of what I'm about
to tell you is what's really staggering. So basically, I'm
texting this guy.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That I meet, and then very early into it, he's like, hey,
I'm gonna call you. He just started.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
He just calls me, which is almost like someone's showing
up at your door. And that should be frightening. It
should be frightening that a person calling you a man
calling a woman is jarring. Like one thing FaceTime, I
get freaked out because it's like, now I have to
look at your face, but like just picking up the phone,
it's a little jarring. And that's a problem. Why because
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everything is dead now. So this is what happened. This
guy says, can I call not even can I call? You?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Calls me.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We have a nice discussion on that phone call. He says, well,
I'd love to get together with you. When are you available?
I say, when I'm available. He says, I'll make it easy.
I'll come near you. Let's make a plan. It's next Thursday.
This is when it's happening. Okay, I pass out and
fall on the floor. It is so staggering and stunning
and shocking. And this is not even embellishment. This isn't
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like for dramatic effect. It is shocking to me and
to everybody that I told the story to on social
media that a man, moments into your interaction on text,
picked up a phone to call you, and then that
a man who liked what he was hearing and that
you were connecting, made a plan for a date. What
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the fuck happened to us? And some women in the
comments are like, right, that's my bar. If you want
to go out with me, pick up the fucking phone,
ask me out, and let's let go the rest.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm done with.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
How do I say that on a dating profile? I'm
not going out with you unless you pick up the
fucking phone. We like each other, then you ask me out. Otherwise,
get off my timeline, a get a vibrator, get out
of here.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'd rather be single.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And I've been with men that adorn love me, I
really have, and I've loved them too. Many of them
are boring as fuck. I don't want to have this
menu of Oh we text all the time, but I
see him once every three weeks, or he dims my
light and he's boring.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, no, I'm not eating.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
At a fucking third tier Vegas buffet for the people
that are on the slot machines.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'd rather not go. I'd rather not eat.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We are fucking such losers that we even settle for
any of this, and young girls, basta set your bar high. Now.
The fact that people in my fans are asking if
a man who just happens to be walking upright ask
me out. They're all like jumping and cheering. Like I said,
I'm going to fucking sales. We're buying diamonds. This isn't normal.
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It's not a normal reaction. Soon we're gonna be like
he had blood in his veins.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I saw him get a paper cut and there was
actual blood. The bar is so goddamn low that I
see girls, Oh he brought me a flower, Go in
your fucking garden and pick one. Come over, to mind,
you can have one of my flowers. Don't be such
a damn loser. Wow the bars so and I got excited.
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I'm a loser too.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
He picked like.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
What get your life? To get their okay?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Lots to discuss, why to discuss erratic because there are
so many different strange things going on, and then in
ways nothing's going on. I'm in the Hamptons, I'm moving
to Florida. Florida has a much earlier school start date,
so this is the weirdest summer ever. The weather has
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been strange, so you never really kick in. You get
anxiety during the summer because the minute fourth of July hits,
summer starts to fly. If the weather's not good, you
feel like it's flying and like you're not doing anything,
which is how it is right now as I look
at my window. So it's like summer anxiety. What am
I doing? I'm not doing enough? What's my bucket list?
Did I wakeboard? Did I do all the things?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Surf?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I did none of these things? Did I go to
mon talk? Did I do all the things I wanted
to do? So the answer is no, But then compound
that with I had an amazing experience at Sports Illustrated
going to Miami during the summer, which I actually don't mind.
I like going places off season. And I can't believe
I'm moving to Florida. I feel like going to be
living in summer, and I wonder how people that live
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there feel like that. Do they feel every day like
it's summer now, or does it make summer different?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Then they go to South Carolina or Aspen or somewhere else,
or beach places, or just maybe do more beach stuff
in Florida if they don't live by the beach, But
it just makes summer different living in Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I think.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And then school starts in Florida like third week in August.
But then because these sports programs fuck parents, that starts
July twenty eighth, trying out for the team. If you
make the team, which you want, you have to want
your kid to make the team, and they have to
want to. But your kid doesn't want to miss the summer,
and I don't want them to miss the summer, which
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goes back to what I said a while ago, which
is that these damn sports and these schools and these
orientations and these preseason and postseason and all the shit
is ripping families apart because no one's getting any provincial experiences,
Like weekends aren't weekends anymore, Summers aren't summers anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Nothing is anything anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So while in one direction, people are working from home
and it's casual Fridays and it's summer fridays and no
work for that's bullshit because there's no just like clean
summer memorial data. Labor Day should be for kids to
rest their minds, bodies, souls, brains. It should not be
to jam in all the other shit. And everybody has
to do all this extra credit and show up, Like
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why should that be that you can't be on the
team if you don't show up in July. It's fucking bullshit.
So I think the whole thing needs to be scrapped.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm so pissed. And everybody's paying for this shit too.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You do like a club team and parents are paying
ten thousand dollars. How they're affording it, I don't know,
because it makes me throw up. Then the uniforms, then
to go away for the weekend to the hotel, then
all the snacks, then the team. It's all a scam
only to say that no parent has had a fucking
weekend in the last decade, especially if they've had more
than one kid. If you have one kid, you haven't
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had a weekend. You have three kids, you've had depletion
of weekends, and no parent is at a summer pack
them up for camp, I gotta go up to visiting day,
gotta do pre season, postseason orientation, blah blah blah. It's
so annoying. So this summer is completely fucked. This summer
is fake news and has been canceled. Suffice it to say,
I have been packing for my move to Florida because
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two days ago I realized, wait a second, I keep
thinking it's just July.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
We've got the whole summer.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I've got my white outfits, I've got my events, I've
got my red, white and blue for Labor Day, all
the things, all the clamming, all the crabbing, all the partying,
all the mad talking, fake news. Moving to Florida July
twenty eighth, if my child makes the team, get to
pay money to fly back to the Hamptons, to have
maybe a couple of holiday weekends. So I will be
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living in a gorgeous place. I am so excited, but
there's nothing like a summer. Feeling like summer doesn't matter
where you are. The day after Labor Day the Hamptons
doesn't feel like summer, and the day before Labor Day
Florida it doesn't feel like summer.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
So it's all upside down. I don't like it one bit.