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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Do you remember my scarface costume my birthday, Well, it
came to fruition in real life when I for the
people doing the Lord's work, literally right now, in a
sheet mask, a wonderful, wonderful, gorgeous, glorious sheet mess that's
not shifting.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I could eat in it. It is like that eel texture.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I will keep it on until it dries up like
a fucking prune raisin like myself, and I do this
work for myself and for the people. So I thought
I was fucking hot shit. I had seen an influencer
cup her face. She was cupping. I can cup, I
could cup myself. I could coup. So I was excited
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because she was taking the cup towards her jaw. I
grind my teeth. My jaw needs relief. If it was
she was snatching her face, I definitely didn't believe that.
I believe the lymphatic drainage of that. I believe the
in the moment, in the day, it feels like or
seems like lymphatic drainage, because I've had someone do that
like face massage, and it's good to do it and
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snatch before a red carpet. It's temporary it's like doing
one of those wraps or like a waterweight diet or something.
It's bullshit. Okay, it's a sauna, it's all the things.
So I bought it because I also thought i'd show
the people. I really bought it for myself. I just
want to see, let's just suck the face a little,
Let's just do that.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I wanted to suck face.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So I am shooting a video as one does, and
all my videos are completely unhinged, shitty equality at best.
I don't know how to use a back camera. I
literally hold it up on the sinker on like a
paper towel holder. There's no where i'me to. The reason
it all went viral because of it. When people say
I was working a job and I also would have
to shoot two videos a day, I'm like, what the
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fuck does that take? Because shoot video in the bat
like you could shoot a video anytime of day. People
take it seriously. For me, it was just like throwing
spaghetti agast the wall. I could shoot two thousand videos today, Like, honestly,
are there are two thousand minutes in a day? If
there are, I can shoot two thousand videos. Okay, so
live and direct I'm putting a Korean skincare mask on
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at night, like a sleeping mask, a hydrating sleeping mask,
as one does because I want a trip to Korea.
I then start using I think, did I use something
else to tool? No, so this is gonna be the tool.
So I put the skincare mask on. It's not a
sheet mask, it's like a cream mask. And then I
take these globes that are cups cupping. They're cupping. I've
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had my back cuped whatever. I start dragging these suctiony
cups across your face that on the back of the
package say if you like, don't have a continuous.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Motion, it could bruise. Blah blah.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm like, whoa, I am hearing a sound, like a
suctiony sound. It's like so like crisp and like cutting.
I am cutting my face. And how do I know this?
Because I'm looking in the meal while the phonto is recording,
and I see blood coming down my cheek. I thought
it was in once, but I was like ooh oh, ooh, ooh,
like someone who's cut themselves shaving multiple times.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Blood starts coming down my face. I have a wipe
and it is.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Soaked in blood soaked in blood, like, go to the hospital,
get stitches. Level I'm freaking out. I post it. I
start posting like just the video with like just me
holding a wipe, being like what the fuck is I
was like in shock. It didn't hurt that much, Like
it was such a fine slice that it was bleeding
like a lot, but it didn't hurt that much and
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it was so shocking that it was real and I
had a very bad day. I've been going through it.
I'm not going to get into how I've been going
through it, but I've been going Can we take my
word for it that I've been going through it to
say the least. So I'm like looking at the mirror
like in shock. I was in shock the whole night
because I've been going through it. I've been traumatized, had
something really bad that's going on, and then this happens.
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And I just want you to know that you already know.
The glass broke on my face on the counter.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
People started doing videos saying that I cut the video,
which I did because it was originally a Korean skincare
mask video, it became the silence of the lambs. So
I cut the video and like people were like, oh,
she broke it to do the video? Are you unwell?
Are you okay? Because I almost went down to my neck.
I thought, oh my god, what if I cut my
jugular or something. So number two she broke it then
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did the video later like as if okay, I brought
what if I broke I put it down the counter.
I could have broken it. I don't know what happened.
I literally don't know what happened. I forgot because I
was so delusional that later I did a crash test,
like I took the globe, the smaller, more delicate one
of the two. I started smashing it on my counter.
People were actually worried about my marble counter and I
couldn't break it. So I think it had something to
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do with the suction was so tight and like an
airplane cabin because the pressure was so great.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't know. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
A suction item should not be sucking and dragging across
your face that is made of gold. You could drink
out of a glass straw and it's broken, cut your
face open. That's why glass straws are not a good idea.
You could slip and fall. You could a thousand things
could happen. You could use a high frequency wand and
yes it's made of glass, drag it across your face,
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but you would a see if it was broken and
be like you would touch it. You're not suctioning your
skin across your face. Nurse Jamie was the product buy
or beware, be smart when you put things on your face.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No shit, Sherlock. But honestly, her apology.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Was non apology. There was no apology, never apology. I
found later on social media like a, hey, just wanted
to check to see what happened. Okay, well there was
blood gushing down my face on live social media and
you should at the very least apologize. But in twenty
twenty six, people are so litigious and terrified that they
can't apologize because it feigns gilt. So she does like
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a video that's like almost like blaming me, like unbothered,
not even looking into the camera, responding to millions of
views and being like, yeah, yeah, we did reach out,
we reach out here, we reach out there, and anyway, yeah,
I just wanted to know what happened. Hey, people were irate.
I wasn't, And I then did a video saying I'm
not suing. I'm not suing not because of this woman
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because her bedside matter as a nurse. I don't know
she's a real nurse or she plays one on social media,
but a nurse should have some version of bedside manner,
and it was unbothered, unflappable, unpopular.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So I'm not not suing because of that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm not suing because I believe in small businesses making
mistakes and having issues.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I have to work through so many people in.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The comments saying sue, sue, sue, and I don't like
believe in that because it's like, that's just the first
opportunity we have, just like put somebody in the ground.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't even I'm gonna explode over this Taylor Frankie
Paul situation. I never knew who the woman was, and
it's really not about her. Something is so fucked up
about this ABC Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul situation that it's
mind boggling. It's the greatest fumble of any ball in
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history unless it's orchestrated, which would be insane. Because there
are conspiracy theories saying that they still have certain socials
up and that ABC still in some way is promoting
The Bachelorette in a way that would like lead into
the fact that that tape was leaked. That we discussed
the tape where Taylor Frankie Paul from Secret Lives of
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Mormon Wives, who was cast on The Bachelorette, who had
a situation with domestic violence where she threw chairs at
her baby daddy and one hit her child insane and
that was three years ago, and a police officer came
and ABC cast her. So I was on the Apprentice,
the regular person's Apprentice, and you went through the most
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extensive background checks you can ever imagine and psychological testing.
I was sequestered, like it's preposterous. The whole thing is preposterous.
They needed ratings.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I already told you guys. They needed ratings, they needed disruption,
So they chose to cast someone from Secret Lives of
Mormon Wives who was a known participant in domestic violence
with a baby present a five year old we're gonna
call a baby, and they cast her, and then because
of the tape, which is worth thirty to fifty million words,
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they then cut the show a week before. So there's
never been a greater pr scandal in history for the Bachelor,
and scandal sells. Remember Sidney Sweeney Jean's ad that sold
some manyg There was an influencer, Mikaela with Amyscara Gate
and they sold millions of dollars of Miss Scarra.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But this is different. This is also Disney.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Disney doesn't allow unapproved art in your office. You can't
wear what you want to wear. It's Disney. It's wholesome.
They don't play games like. That's where it gets tricky,
like they went over to the dark side in dumpster
reality television and it's insane like and several of the
contestants want to sue and they should. They left work.
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They never got their moment. They also signed up to
meet a life partner. Think about the fact that we
do background checks and we still could make a mistake
and people could be problematic. But like you're setting people
up for a life partner, people get mad at you
if you set up someone who wears bad shoes or
is cheap. This is and people keep saying, let's cancel
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the NFL. The NFL, yes, maybe it should be canceled,
but that's not a show set up for people to
meet their life partner. So it's so insane. People do
have a case and Taylor Frankie Paul, it has destroyed
her image way worse than it was before. Like someone
hands you a bag of cash, you're taking it. She
took the bag and now they took the bag away
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but left her with a bag of shit. I've never
seen a situation where a woman who threw chairs at
their partner becomes a victim. I've never seen that situation,
have you? But something else happened three months ago, and
I guess she was about to fly to do The
Bachelor and she was in bed with this guy, the
baby dad. It's crazy. Someone shows you who they are,
believe them and don't cast them. So maybe it is
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a ploye in a ruse.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't know. It's actually insane. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So justin Timberlake's video from When He Got a Dui
has been released and it's endearing. A dui is not
a joke, Okay, it's not even not a joke because
of you, because if who's in the car, it's obviously
a joke because there's a woman, there's a man, a family,
a pregnant person, a child, an old person, a pedestrian,
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Like I went on a date with someone who is
a wealthy man in his fifties and he drove after
two gigantic martinis and I didn't realize until after, like
in the car, I was like, wait, what wait?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Did you fit?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And I fucking freaked out. It's twenty twenty six, are
you kidding me? So, like I am not. Obviously a
dui is horrendous, but people, to air is human? Okay,
to air is human? What is it to be flawed
as divine?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So he aired and it was the biggest thing in
the entire world. But people show you who they are
in those moments when they don't what you do when
no one's looking. Integrity is what you do when no
one's looking. And years ago, and I'm not coming down
in resw Witherspoon because I love her, but years ago
she got stopped after drinking and she was like, do
you know who I am? Or something, and like that's
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happened before. I think there was a Chloe Kardashian one,
and I you know, no shade to Chloe. I'm saying
it could happen to anyone, Like, oh my god, are
you kidding me. Wait, like being annoyed, you're a little drunk.
He was so entirely pleasant and respectful, even under the circumstances.
And I having been on reality TV with cameras on me,
I know that when he was I don't mean that
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he knew he had cameras on him. I mean like
he was in his head when he was signing in,
because he in his mind was thinking, I already know
I'm a public person. This is gonna be everywhere I
have a tour. I gotta talk to this guy, I
gotta sign this, I gotta walk this line. I gotta
decide what I'm doing. Their handcuffing minute, like the inner monologue,
the lambs must have been scream mean, okay, screaming, and
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he hands on himself respectfully like a nicely raised Southern boy.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
If I'm being honest, he honestly did.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
He made a mistake, and he didn't want the tape released,
and honestly was probably the best thing that ever could
have happened, because it showed who he really is. Nobody
is perfect. So Kathy Ireland was on this podcast. She
has an issue with her business manager stealing a lot
of money and there's like it goes back and forth
between she's not gonna be able to buy a house
or her retirement. But then she was on one of
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the news big like dateline type shows or nightline, I
don't know, and she was saying, no, she is fine
and gonna have money, but like just a lot was
taken from her. And this You've seen this happen before.
And people have to be mindful of their assets. But
you have to know who to trust because when you
get to a certain level, it's impossible for you to
write every check and know every single thing. Like it's
really impossible. It's like you would be doing that all day.
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You'd be an accountant. The level of accounting that goes
on with a person who has multiple businesses, you would
be an accountant. But there's something off of it, the
whole story, and I cannot figure out what it is.
And you may not even know who she is. She
was the biggest sports illustrated model. She was like America's sweetheart.
She was very natural, all American. She came on my podcast,
and I had one other person come on my podcast
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that was a devout Christian, which is wonderful Christian values.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I love someone who is.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Serious about their faith and observes like whether it's being
Jewish or Christian or Muslim. I like someone who has
a code about their religion, shabbat, whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So I respect that.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But when we were talking, she never really answered any
questions except for going back to that like it'd be like,
no matter where we were, and we had to cut
a lot of it, no matter where we were, she'd
be like, well, she wouldn't really answer any question like
because it was always about and she'd and I could
tell that she did it on that interview because it
was chopped up and it was edited a little bit,
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and that has nothing to do with this situation. And I'm,
you know, airing on the side of believing her, because
that's very common. It happened to Billy Joel, It's happened
to so many people. They get robbed. But she's in
the licensing business, and licensing means you get quarterly, not
only statements, but checks, like you know what you're getting
all the time. I'm not amazing at that type of
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stuff in accounting, but I know that quarterly, I know
exactly what we sell and I know exactly what we get.
And she's in licensing. I also know that she was
in business with Warren Buffet because I remember her talking
about that and there was selling I think like mobile
homes or something.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
She got furniture.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I haven't seen her stuff that many places anymore, and
so I thought about that in this I don't know
what it is, but it's just an interesting business thing
to watch because something is off and there's three sides
to every story. And I don't know what this is,
but there's something strange about it and I can't figure
it out. Okay, moving right along. I went to my
kidney doctor. And so many people on the internet want
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to like be doctors, and I love that because I
learn a lot from them. But like the badgering about
me eating caviar and drinking alcohol and talking about my kidney.
Alcohol does not affect the kidney. Caviar does not affect
the kidney. They affect your blood pressure if that's an
issue for you. The caviar would affect your blood pressure
if that's an issue for you, and the alcohol, i'm
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sure would affect your liver, but they do not directly
affect the kidney. And I have very low blood pressure,
which is probably why I crave caviar, So everyone needs
to get off my jock about my kidney and caviar
because I'm allowed to have cavia with a k