"Chi-Con" (w/ Maggie Winters)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look, may oh, I see you my own look over
there is that the culture?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah goodness, wow, lost cult.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Dang dong lost culturistas calling.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Go ahead, tell them what you're chomping on and just
do one because there's Missifonio girlies who could get upset. Well,
it's impossible to just do one with Chicago style because
you won't give you the caramel and the treader.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hello, chase, everyone out there, Here we go. I got two,
I got one to eat. And this is it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
This is it Cook County Classic, Garrett popcorn chops. This
is the ship they have at O'Hair. This is as classic.
This is a Chicago Asvin, This is as Chicago as
their name on every bad these lips is gonna be
Garrett Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
A Chicago tradition. She twenteen forty nine.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I can I say I've not been back to Chicago
since pre pandemic. Oh, I forget Vin, No, I forgot
I am a Chicago grow a Chicon. I'm a Chicon.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What excuse me? It's a Chicon. No, I wouldn't say that. Remember, remember, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Chicago in the nineties. Let's just I want to bring
her guest into this. Obviously, she's Chicago. Yes, well yes,
bulls Oprah.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah. I mean, and I will name a third thing.
Well home alone.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I mean home alone, you did it, and this is
a great tribute to one Miss Catherine O'Hara.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
But yeah, you know, I I go every year, so
I think I'm a little spoiled.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You are, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I go there at least once a year, actually because
I tore in December, which, by the way, nobody does
Christmas like Chicago, and I'm sorry New York. Yeah, but
there's like a there's like a corporate feel in the
way that New York does Christmas buildings. Yeah, I say
this as the expert, and then you go to Chicago
and it's just much more lived in.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's much more like real Christmas. You can tell everything.
All the lights are kind of thrown up there. We're
going to the Wiener Circle and there's a little too
much of them, you know. I mean, there was no
corporate voice to rain it in.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Can I say the craziest New Year's I've ever had?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Talk about it?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Chicago, going from Berlin rip to scarlet people throwing up
in the streets.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Me and Sam Taggart circa twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Wow blasting the super Sonic Racing soundtrack. The Sonic the
Hedgehog soundtrack is full of house classics.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, no one ever.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
When I put on my video game, I want to
hear those club classics.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Little Culture number eight.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
When I'm put on my video game, I want to
hear those club classics. Anyway, Oh my god, I'm sorry.
So our guests just gifted us these gorgeous garrett and it.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Lit you up.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I am so Chicago. I'm activated with Chicago. Best summers,
best summers in the country are in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Let's go. Let's go the song. Oh I love Chicago
so much. Let's put me in Chanel in Chicago. I
have not been able to stop singing the song. Put
mew singing now. It's got to be a Record of
the Year nominee. Oh that's interesting. I'm going to talk
about it at some point on the pod. What we
are going to talk about at this point the pod
is our guest. Wow, she is.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I remember I remember meeting her also pre pandemic and
being like this fucking girl. Yet this met her in
Chicago because she opened up for me on tour. Love
absolutely brought the house down at the VIC Theater in Chicago,
one of my favorite theaters in Chicago, And basically it
was love at first sight.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I was love at first sight. She's a Chicon, Chicago Chicon. Well,
actually we're going to move past this.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I just wanted to mention the first time I heard
the term Chai town, Yeah, was which is also is
it shy or Chai that? So then there's a show
on Showtime called called the Chai, the Chi the Shy,
but I thought it might have been called the Shi. Well,
we're not really the experts here. We have an expert.
We have an expert here. Her solo show is coming
out March seventeen. Factics Day Margaret Reatye. It has a

(03:59):
beautiful stret Sure they want to talk about it really
shines a light on live, laugh, love culture. Thank Fully
Thankfully by Journey, she hosts literally life changing.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Is that what it's called? Thankfully No journeys song is called.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Faithfully Sorryfully not to be confused with traders, with traders wait,
faithful Absolutely, this is all stuff we're gonna get clarified
by our guest who's also an expert on Journey an
Express Journey. She is a chi Icon. A chicon. I
can't wait for her to clear this up. March seventeenth,

(04:36):
check it out YouTube and upright Citizens Brigade distributors. Come on, everyone,
please welcome Matthew.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
That is so crazy to hear those words. This feels
the words of your name. Yeah, my own name coming
out of your mouths.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Andy Cohen's about to blurt your name.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Out, I say, when that happens.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, so you're going behind the bar. So is this
happening Wednesday night?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, but tonight when this comes out and this comes out,
or we will.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Come out later, it'll come out Sunday.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
See, no problem. So sorry everyone anymore, watch what happens.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Preta's tired.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know he's got kids.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's about the kids.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's shy, thank you. They say shyrish, which my dad
really doesn't like.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
But the shy. My brother was a set deck on
the shy.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh my, it's called the shy, the shy, not the
so do people ever call it the shy?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You're y'all are lord of the rings.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
That is, that is we should start saying, you should.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Start saying that.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Then, of course there was.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
The bad thing.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
People would say hi Iraq when because.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
They were of course, of course, well, people have to
make everything bad a little bit. Of course, it's actually
coaching number nine.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
People have to make everything bad a little bit, not Chicago,
including the person that told me to get a new
hairstyle today.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But let's talk about that. I don't. I just this
is my hair.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's thin. What do you want from me?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, first I just take issue with you need Okay,
so I brought up Maggie's amazing. I just want to
really shine a line on this because it really kind
of helped shift to the paradigm a little bit for me.
It was you were you and John Early were talking
about bean soup theory. So do you want to explain
what bean soup theory is?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
So now I understand that it's an actual video girl
posted on TikTok for a recipe for bean soup. Of course, Okay,
we all love now. I'm not a bean girl.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Do you guys like being I love beans? I love
any suit.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
My dad is, oh, really you need to hang out
with my dad?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Your anti bean.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
And it's the battle between me and my dad every day.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I see the battle.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
What's because you need to be eating beans, white bean lentil. No,
you can't talk about this. You can't talk about this.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I can't talk about beans with the bean soup theory.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Y's talk about the bean supit theory. Well, so a.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Woman it was like, here's my rescue for bean soup.
First comment, I don't like being that's it was me.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah and so.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
But the good thing I will say is I was
talking about the bean soup theory and this video and
someone compted, you need a new hairstyle. And then people
right away were like, this is what she's talking exact
and I.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Said, thank you, which is the thing of Like, so,
then this isn't for you.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's not for you. There's the entirety of human thought
out there on the Internet. You can just keep swiping.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Or send it to the group chat, right, so this
I hate beans and they're probably gonna ignore it anyway
because it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, you send it to the group chat so they
can tell you what to think. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
What I mean. It's like, hey, I wasn't sure of
an opinion. What do you guys think?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then they the group chat will always have a
strong opinion that will go dr under ten the.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Group chat will always have a strong opinion.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm already loving that we have so many rules of culture,
and I'm gonna I listened to this. This means a
lot to me because I listened to at my desk
at my job in.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Chiago, in Chicago, in Chicago, and shoot, I'm Chicago the shy,
the shy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did you have to eliminate an accent?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Did I have to? It comes out sometimes about the South.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I guess, Okay, I shouldn't say did you have to
eliminate an accent? Because I don't hear it all, like
when you have a strong one. But it depends on
Like if I'm with my family a lot, my mom.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Is like, we're one of the jewels. It's huge.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm like, what, uh huh? Can I can I even
point out? I'm sorry, I don't. I don't mean to
make you self conscious, even my mom my mom? Yeah,
can I say?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I love Midwestern? I love it.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I almost picked different my culture, but then I freaked out.
Washed the culture of the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
We don't talk about cheese balls or whatever, or cheese balls,
the big thing of cheeseballs. I'm reducing. I'm bastardizing Midwest culture.
Here's we're so sweet, we'd love it. First of all,
I went to I now occasionally will go to Grand Rapids,
Michigan love because that's where Henry and Ethan live, remember

(08:57):
Henry anything. Of course, it's all it's all coming out,
but they live out there now and they have the
most lovely little life in Grand Rapti's Michigan, and I
and everyone is It's true what they say, kindness rains.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Of course, my mind is like rain.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I think like there's little life remember that.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
What's Yeah, carry started before so long as a trend
that I think people just show like that eating dinner.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
See, and it wasn't Midwest.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, it was all over TikTok.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Where were you? I don't really do TikTok. I no
longer have one.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Because they'll tell you to change your hair, because I'll
tell you to change your hair.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
But you, I think I feel like you have a
you have a claim and like a dominance over it.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I yeah, because at some point it's just like I'm older,
I'm I'm we're all the same age.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think, right, yeah, we're all metal forces.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Years and I'm just like it's I'm feel like you're
so millennial about it. It's like, yeah, I am a millennia, right,
I'm not gonna be millennial.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
The use of mali is like a bad one, Like
come on, because it really happened like that. Yeah, sure,
it's I'm hoping now it's at the stage where it's
like people are kind of tired of it. But right, well,
I I can't wait. No, it's it happens like that
because as soon as you could put the word elder
in front of it and had a sustinct.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
On it, right, elder millennial.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So so like eventually you'll say like elder Z or
elder gen z or some such you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
You didn't have elder gen X. No you didn't. Can
I say?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
This is a less last singer's fault? What are your special?
Is called elder millennial? And one of her many specials
is called that, And I had never heard that before,
and I was like, elder millennial.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I opened for her once, I'll give her a call.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
We give her a call.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Marguerite is the title of your special? Full name, that's
my full name. It's my grandma's name French Irish for Irish. Yeah,
but it's definitely a French name.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Although what's the story there?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's a what did my grandma woes? She have to
I guess her? What were her parents of too? Of
course that we have one of those little things in
my house that like says me and my two brothers names,
and then like where it's from and the flower associated
and like what it means, but mine says Spanish, says
Marguerite to Spanish. Okay, oh interesting, it's royal and pearl
and royal pearl and in friendship means daisy.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
In friendship means royal daisy, royal.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Pearl in French, you know, just means daisy. Yeah, that
it describes. And then it's like my brother Bart, my
brother Liam.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Me talk about the brothers because they co directed, they co.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Directed my special because I was really like, I want
someone because it's it's just about me. So I was like,
I want someone who knows me and someone who's not
afraid to be real with me.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
And they're not at all, but they should be a
little bit more.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I do have to say this about my brother Liam,
is that he's the middle one, the taller, one six
seven six seven, you know, sorry, of course he when
you first got us now bon Yang. He said he
was telling everyone in tell you from Aurora, Colorado, Colorado.
My brother, we are Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb
of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
He's going to everyone who's going the new sn L
guy from Chicago. He's telling everyone he meets another Chicago comedian.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
We're so proud.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Some days someone goes, he's from Colorado.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
My brother goes what I've been telling everyone for years
at bon Yang is Chicago guy. I was accepting it
because I was like, it's weird. He never did Chicago comedy,
but maybe he just went right to he.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Is kind of a Chicon.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
You are a Chican. I never have heard that, but
I really liked that.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I made it up today on the way over here
because I was thinking, oh wow, she's a Chicago icon.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Chicone called me a Chicago fried comedian once and I
ran with.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
That Chicago Fried pride comedian.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yes, what does it mean?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
We don't know. We don't know, totally Chicago fried comedian.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
You're in New York.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think we're New York grilled. New York. Oh interesting grilled?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
You are New York grilled.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm poached. I'm bland as. Oh, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's people love poached people post.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I get it. Poached is cute. Sometimes I never get it.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
You hate it, you're trying to stick up for it.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Poached is good when you're like making soup, because you're
you're kind of poaching. We'll just like a poach breast
a chicken moment.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
And what's the difference between that and basting.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Basting is like you're taking the juices and just like
re sort of applying it to the protein or the roast.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, no, my god. Interesting?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Interesting, I would I've loved Top Chefs so much and
I love watching these people and I'm just like, I
could never do anything they're doing.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
And I'm going, that's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Can I ask you a question? Please?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Everyone becomes an expert. Do And with that in mind,
do you miss Padma? And what do you think about
the culinary cup?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Wait? What's the culinary show?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's a say actually her new show, which like is
Top Chef but not.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I didn't and I was watching.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
It and the trailer for it, and I was like,
I mean, of course, I'm like all in because and
it's this and I also missed on Top Chef. All
love and respect to Kristen Kish who was amazing. It's
just just was a little on Top Chef. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
She definitely was like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Her delivery style was like did you always fuck up?
Is this how you cook it? Poachdag?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Is this a different culture thing?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right? Right?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But but what do you think of this? Like that
there's a new Top Chef that is Top Chef but's
not Top.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
So then was there drama?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
She want to come back and they were like, oh honey,
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
You know, I don't think yoda coda. Oh honey, I
don't think so. I don't I feel like you never know.
Maybe she just like saw an offer and was like
she was making more money. Is it's a her show?
Probably at the end of the day, at the end
of the day, at the end of the day, at
the end of the day. She came on this podcast

(14:59):
a few years go and we found out that she
is you know, she wrote a glossary of spices.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Hello, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
She wrote an encyclopedia of spices because she has like
one of the most developed palettes in the world, but
which was this we knew?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
So what does that mean? Like you open a book
and oh yeah, and keep going what do you what happens?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You open a book and there's you know, there's a
whole page that's like paprika and what it is and
don't you go on, yes, I actually need that. I
think I think everyone needs it. But actually this is
this is no this. I'm gonna say this for I
don't think so, honey, or I can we can start now?
Spices take like the footprint of spices in the home

(15:39):
is too big, Like I now we gotta buy a
fucking book now, sorry, Padma, But it's like the rack
itself is taking up a whole ass counter. But at
that point it's kind of like when it rains it poorous, right,
It's like, okay, so you have all the spice rack,
you might as well have a spice glossary, a spice
encyclopedia written by a podma, so that they go together.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Grand and Emma, how often are you touching clove? How
often are you touching one time of year?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Thanksgiving also alter throughout the holiday season.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
If you make a say it with me, hot toddy,
oh my, sort a huge part of hot Toddy.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's actually real culture.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Number eleven close a huge part of hot that's typically
not even a hot toddy if you don't have them.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Do you like when the guest goes in with the yes,
because sometimes I'm like, I don't want to step.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Out on anyone's toes.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, no, no, I'm saying it at home.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm listening to him saying it with you. Guys.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Our toes are flat step because these things have been flattened. So,
oh my god, I've got the biggest feet in America.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Honey, let me see for a girl, I'm not seeing it.
Shout out to Paris Hilton. She's the only real one
who started a footline. Foot line I was called then
just sh up large feet size eleven feet, Paris Hilton does.
Maybe she got him shrunk, I don't know, but yeah,
at the time, she was like, I'm starting to choose
for the girls.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's even though this.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, even though crazy, even though the guys are crazy,
even though those the stars are blind, it really is
a bop.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
And unfortunately you can't hear it without going.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Like this, Yeah, I don't understand are the stars blind?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
In fact, you know it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
You got to think about that one. How to think
about it. You get it a little high and you
gotta eat the popcorner and think about that.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Of course, we have a question for you.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yes, do you think that the culture of taking out
the spices from their original thing, putting it in a
jar and labeling it and then putting it is good
or bad?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
That is, that's giving like the Internet that I'm not on. Yeah,
I shudder out.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
When I see it, which is like organization, like closet
organization culture. Yes, which scares me a little bit. It's
not realistic. This is just my thing with spices and
spice racks. If we if our life were the sims,
it would take up an entire time in our home,
you know what I mean, Like it takes up an
entire sim square, sim square, And that's what I am.

(18:08):
Like that, but I'm not using this. Yeah, you know
what I mean? What do you think is hard left?
Is the Midwest culture? What do you think is the
Midwest culture that people don't talk about enough?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh my god, because they talk about like food, they
talk about they're always like you guys eat disgusting cast
role food. It's like it's it's relaxed pistachio salad. If
you had that tell it is kind of messed up.
There's a couple of names for it. Ambrosia salad that's
very like you here. It's like marshmallows. It's like a

(18:46):
you can get it at the grocery store. It's gooped up.
It has apples in it. It's so good. There's also
a version that has snickers in it. People are serving.
I'm dead serious.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Did they call it a salad? Salad is so much
I think anyone realizes what defines a salad a colum?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Is there fruit or vegetable in it?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Because I was like fruit salad obviously, because I was like,
is it just vegetable? But there's also fruit?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, let us know what you guys think of salad?
Is I would love to know. I don't know about
that kind of stuff. No, but I think there's like
different versions. But you can get at the grocery and
it's just like a sweet pineapples and it.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think, Okay, so so.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Far we have so maybe you don't know about this.
That's a good one. Yes, yes, it's really no, this
is huge. So so far we have marshmallows, apples, pineapple.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I there's pistachio. Sometimes I think a snickers A salad
is a separate one. There's definitely one that's like yeah,
that like, but it's like I think the marshmallows maybe
melted a little bit.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
I would have made it, but I do. I'll get
it at the grocery store. I don't. I'm not scared
to get any of the grocery. Yeah. I want you
guys to try it when you go.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I want to, well, what isle in the grocery store,
what it is?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Go to the deli and say, that's that green thing
in a little pound thing or whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Of course, chicken salad, oh, I said, see that.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I greeted you with the tuna salad in the air waving.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't eat tuna. And I know my other thing,
my dad's like, grow up. Me and my dad are
fighting constantly about what I'm eating. And I'm not like
a picky, picky eater. Just beans and tunas.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Is it the smell?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay, but I do.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I did really get into seafood lush two years ago.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
See Midwest people in seafood you have to hold their hands.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, and my my friend from New Jersey helped me.
She held my hand. Jack felt girl' say her name.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
She tried to.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
First of all, I need to call her out because
she's like, I'm going to challenge you to say the
word jardon eira five times on the podcast day. I
was like, I'm not going to do that. Okay, this
is amazing. It almost brought you that to jardon Earra
is a Chicago relish. Almost you put it, you can
get it hot or mild. You put it on beefs,
you put it on pia pizza, pizza sausage, and jardon

(20:58):
are pizza tavern style.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
When you come, we're going to get that.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
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it's like olives and peppers and it's an oil.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh and this feels like a good thing for the summer, yes, or.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
The you know, yeah, yes, well anytime, anytime I put
it on a sub.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh yeah, what do you say? Hogy? Like, what's your no,
no sub sub. I couldn't believe hogy was a thing.
When I first heard it. I was like, excuse me,
what where's cut? Cut rewind it back?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Hogy Hog is like Philly, Philly, grapple country, you know
what I mean? Yeah, I felt the way about Hogy,
the way I felt when I heard about hasseck. What's
it's another word for an autumn you guys, I'm pasted. Yeah.
Like my friend Emily was like over there on the
hassock and I was like, cut rewinded back, what did

(21:50):
you say?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I just hit the mic. I didn't know what was
going on. Hasseck has sick and something said get the hassock.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
For hours, I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Has anyone else heard of this word hasseck? I don't never,
no one get the hassock. I don't know. Okay, Nick?
Seeing it on Wayfair, you've.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Seen it on Wayfair, one of the most ottoman centric
places you could possibly even think of.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, when you saw it, did you know like, oh
I know what that is?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay? Yeah? Right? Anamn is so much better.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'm having a hole gey on the hassock. Sorry, that
was that was That was a royal Illinois, roy Illinois.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
That was a royal annoy.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, Jardan.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Now you guys gotta have that so it sounds like
a top of nod Yes exactly, okay you.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, Now.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
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Speaker 4 (22:46):
I don't do it.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I decided it's a different thing I.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Feel like but like a long time ago, like what
was a John stur popped off about it?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
The thing is you are over there arguing about it.
I'm over here eating pizzah. Yeah, yeah, my family eats
you just pizza for Christmas Eve?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
And did my coworker call me white trash for that?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Of course? And there's people. Get these people out of
your life.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I don't work there anymore, don't want good. I worked there,
but I remember being like.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Could you quit right then and there?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I should have I shouldn't be like no, I got,
of course, let go. But of course I got let go.
But twenty three of us diad it's fine. Twenty three
and me we have for Christmas Eve, we have pizza
and Chinese food because then on Christmas Day we like
go cooking crazy. But then before virtually what do you cook?

(23:40):
I usually make the potatoes and then just dessert.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay, And you're hitting the ball and you're you're touching
two of the spices.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, at least.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Most Yeah, when people say you need a lot of
spices for mashed potatoes.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's like get a grip. You know, I don't think you.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did eat some you like? And your brother gons the beefs.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
You knew it?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, Well, my one brother's Terry. And surprise, surprise, this
is Liam or Bert Art.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's not the tall one.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
He's six'.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Five well he'd be six. Seven oh my, god he's
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Pissed, WELL i hope everyone this is the reason you're
a shy conn is BECAUSE i feel like earlier when
you said you put it on, beefs when you pluralize,
beef that Feels midwestern.

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Course i'm surviving. GAME i Love, survivor you Love. SURVIVOR
i got into, it, no BUT i was thinking of of,
course the name of The chicago show about the, chef The,
bear The. Bear i've lacked out the name because they
won't let. Mandition so.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
They won't they won't let you have one actor In.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
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Speaker 1 (24:48):
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Sense i'm seeing Every i'm watching him going to EVERYONE
i KNOW i will SAY i got a lot of text.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Season did you watch?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
It wat watched the First fran.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Scene there's a there's a, SISTER i like the two,
brothers and everyone texting me like you got to get that,
part and, well of Course Bree larson did get, it
and it's like all my life to.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Her that became like that randomly became like A will
And grace show where it was, like, okay and it's
all the guest stars, are so.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
It makes sense that it's like they're not gonna they're
auditioning celebrities or they're not.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Auditioning what AM i?

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Talking, OH i don't. KNOW i challenged them to have
A chicon. SEASON i challenged them to HAVE i think
it's done, Though oh, YEAH i do think it's kind
of wrapping.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Up.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
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to Be chicon. Show you, guys chi kan come, on come,
on just started.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
It Chicon Challenge, chicon Just chicon shot Show.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
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bart's like the shire, one the shy, one, shy but
you get one drinking.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Him he's in the, corner he's talking.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
And this is accent roar out at that. Point.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
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The twitter era when everybody was like going off On
twitter being Fu, YEAH i would go on late at
night and my, brother who had like two, followers was
responding to, politicians.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You are a. Ghoul he's so, funny thank, you you
are a.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Ghoul most are and, Like liam's not doing that kind of,
stuff but he probably would be more on.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Camera he wants to be like the. Writers they both,
like they're both very. Funny hard to fit on camera
at that. Height, yeah, right everyone's on on An apple. Box,
yeah that's. True everyone else is on An apple.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Box, Sorry, liam it's. Over, No, liam.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
You could be. It you could do it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
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Scenes HE'S i love that. PART i love that WHENEVER
i get to WHENEVER i get to do any.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Scene, yeah you're, first you're just grateful to be ONE i.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Get to do a. Scene second of.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
All second of, all you're, like is character? Sitting could
he be sitting? THAT i Think i'm gonna. Sit he
knows What i'm talking.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
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Speaker 4 (27:14):
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Speaker 3 (27:17):
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going first they, go, stop you're jumping off. Camera you
need to be jumping into the, camera, absolutely BECAUSE i
kind of didn't realize that when you show.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
UP i thought they were gonna be, like and this
is how you act and they expect.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
You know what tells you that you gotta kind of just,
know like you ready to need to jump into the,
camera not.

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On that means someone didn't set your. Mark well it's
like a moving.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Van does that?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Matter? Probably, wait you had to jump onto a moving
van or?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Front, well it's all LIKE i just, spit, okay pulled, up,
STOPPED i jump, Out so it's.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Stopped it stopped.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay so we don't have to call.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Anybody and if they ever want to book me, again,
please it's no problem at.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
All Righteous, gemstones let's let's book a shy con challenge
To Righteous.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Jumpstones did also? Over but Is Righteous jumpstones?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Over?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
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Speaker 1 (28:21):
Dream did it get canceled or LIKE i think it
was just it was.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
DONE i don't. Know it's hard to tell sometimes.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
RIGHT i hate when the show gets. Canceled deer she.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Needs like another.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Show she, Is she's it's kind of insane that people
aren't like day thinking about.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Her, yeah, yeah but she SHE i feel.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
SHE i feel like is what they call an actor's,
actor where you probably would find a lot of people
that you, know who else is like. That Paul Walter,
hauser he's the guy From It. Tanya, oh, yes, yes,
Oh i've met him a million.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Times he's.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
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often cite him as their favorite. Actor, okay So Asian
stan says THAT i know that because he's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Actor he is so.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Beautiful he's one of the most appealing.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
PEOPLE i Watched marvel a couple of years. AGO i
decided to watch it all same oh my, god and
it's like you're, like, okay it's, Good.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay during the, pandemic, well it kind of a touch
and go because some of them are, LIKE i, leave
And i'm, like that.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Was actually really. Good but, YEAH i truly Loved. WandaVision
OH I I.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Lovedvision and then there's some movies where you're, like, okay
that was the right of my life and then other.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Ones you're, like what is?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
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Speaker 1 (29:46):
Theorem?

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Forgot Your are you Math? Asian?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Asian And i'm White english And i'm White? Irish talk
about the, stage.

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Talk about have you?

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Been i've?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Been, YES i still a family that overrated or? What?
No do you think it's? Overrated?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
People Your english ass is coming out to my grandpa's
growing up is also, like you're Also, Italian i'm about two.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Percent i'm Mostly.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Irish did you do the twenty?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Three my mom made me do? That and ancestry.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Just just to have a.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well she she has the whole map and. Ancestry she's,
like got us all the guy found her. Cousin she
won't talk to.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Us i'm, like, okay, mom your mom wants to know everything.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Because my dad's what is the word? Lineage, yes Undred,
irish it's all we know. That and she's she's The italian,
Side she's she's the.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Mix, yeah got.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
It he had family in both The north and The
south during The Civil war, style you, know so. CINEMATIC i,
KNOW i want to, know AND i want to. KNOW
i need to talk to.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Them do your parents talk about the Film? Brooklyn, yeah of,
course like we Saw?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Brooklyn are the?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Fans?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Uh?

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Yeah that my dad is.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Anything my dad Anything ireland And.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Irish he's like. Supporting so unless you, know Oh connor
McGregor or.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Something so we have and we have with us a
Ch icon and an Ira Coon.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Irish, yeah, yeah you, SAID i love. That, Yeah i'm
sorry The.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Irish really you have to Say Irish, american of, course
do you have? To?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Yeah they really don't like if you're, Like I'm, irish
WHICH i understand because there's a lot of us coming
at them Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Irish, Too but that's nobody's.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Faults, No And i'm from a place where it's like
so Many irish immigrants landed In beverly and Where i'm
from In, chicago and now there's all of Us Irish
americans and, like what are we supposed to be?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Doing of course we.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Have a Big Saint patrick's a party our own on
The south, side so downtown has. ONE i think that's
the one that people don't. Like the nasty one people are, puking, sure.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
But The beverly one people are still.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Puking but it's a little bit, more but it's more
dads there to rub your. Back my, family as we
start With Catholic mass in our, backyard which is not.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Big you guys host.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Masks, yes my uncle's of course a.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Priest OH i love, that of. Course oh, my that's.
Beautiful talk about the.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Experience the first TIME i, went AND i was in sixth,
GRADE i had a vampire, tooth which is a tooth up.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Here it's one of.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
The VAMPIRE i know exactly what you're talking.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
About it is one of the scariest things anyone can go.
Through if you're going through, It i'm so.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Sorry it's like your incizer one. Crazy.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah and so then you have to get like a
braceco up there that it pulls it, down SO i look. Busted, No,
Maggie i'm Wearing ireland shirts In, ireland of, course summary
shirts that's Say irish In. Ireland oh, yeah being, there,
yeah is the clothing that Says. Ireland wearing a bra
In paris like, that that's me so, young meat coated so,

(33:10):
badly and we went to my cousin's wedding and we.
WENT i also went to my family's In Castle island
And Claire.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Island Castle. Island they owned a.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Bar it was the first TIME i ever had, antela
oh wan some of. THIS i, go what the hell is?
That and, say, HELL i was, young but you.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Said you maybe, said heck the heck is?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
That with my with my, bags with my. Tooth there's
a photo of. It i'll try to find. It and
as it was so, brutal please went to your cousin's,
wedding to my cousin's, wedding and she had Baked alaska
at the.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Wedding that's ALL i. Remember when something's on.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Fire.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Right then my older Brother liam like had a rum and,
coke AND i remember, TOO i took a sip of.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It what is?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
This it was like, sixteen so my parents were, LIKE
i rated him.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Out AND i didn't like it a little. Bit rum and.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Coke it's the most delicious. Thing two years later or? Not,
YEAH i guess when DID i start, drinking you guys young?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Drinkers?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Sure? Fourteen, yeah, same, Okay so that's that's where it comes.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Out, yeah that's Long, islon come On Long, Island and,
yeah what was your first?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Drink do you want to? Know, yeah Well i'm.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Scared it was a tiny little plastic cup Of bacardi
rass because we were told that was the good, one
and so we all and we would also experiment with hater,
aid you, know gatorade with. Vodka, oh, yes absolutely What
we would get a flask Of georgie, vodka which was

(34:36):
the worst you could ever ever.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Have we had.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Skull, yes skull is SOMETHING i hear about a, Lot
like that's like the cheap ass rubbing alcohol vodka rubbing.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Alcohol OH i recently had, it like in. IT i
made a video WHERE i was, like, wait because we
would do that in orange.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Juice sorry you so you would not mix, them, no
because you would take down.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Shots And i'm, Like i'm calling Everyone i've ever, met
Like i'm.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Drawn, yeah, yeah yeah what was? Yours mine? WAS i was.
Fourteen you guys were a bit ahead of. ME i
started on.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Sixteen the First my first memory of drinking in a
way that was like intentional and Like i'm getting drunk was,
Uh mike's heard? Lemonade watch the Program Heroes, yep we're
going to Drink mike's hard and Watch. Heroes is the
most two thousand and sixth Thing i've ever heard in my.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Life that's so, beautiful you.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Know and then you, know finding out Who Zachary quinto.
Was you know who's Silent? Siler, Siler. Silar he is
famously silar In. HEROES i never watched Hero he Killed.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Kristen bell on that. Show get? Him she was the.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Cheerleader, no she, Was by the, way these are my favorite.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Names, Hayden, Pane.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Pantator WHEN i first Saw Sarna, CARPENTER i, said, well
Where's Hayden panetier because they might be the.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Same oh they. Are i'm still not.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
CONVINCED i never thought about this well apparently Hidden. Pennantier,
wait so is she do you just horror?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Movies not.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
REALLY i don't think she's in the New scream. Apparently, yeah,
okay she's the old. Ones she's in the old one
and then she came back in the last. One she's
that one of those characters that like dies every time
and then it comes.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Back and is, like hey that was a rough. One.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Guy, well you, know just heed my. Warnings and it's Like,
okay that is so.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
MARVEL i can't.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Believe, okay spoiler alert For scream. Seven, OKAY i can
Believe Nev campbell. LIVES i mean because she's lived all.
ALONG i guess. So but it's like you think that
they would like turn something at the last, second and,
YEAH i don't.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
KNOW i was just.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Surprised then, again, NO i Guess i'm not. Surprised i'm
SURE i. Was like in her contract when they asked her,
Back they're, Like sydney is to, Live, yeah AND i.
Will Maybe i'm keeping this line open in CASE i
need the, cash which is not to say that that's
like the only.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Motivation and there's multiple guy ghost guys or what's going on?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Now ghost faces? Everybody ghost faces? Everybody? Yeah which was
this a? Guy one of our friends was a ghost? Face?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Serious oh my?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
God the ghost faces like get.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
TOGETHER i never watched, Them i'm.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Sorry usually two of them get, together and it's a
combination you'd never.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Expect were they bullied or. What usually their reasons are
a lot.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Crazier those whole seven scrazs for. Me, usually, YES i
do watch these. Films, WELL i haven't seen the last
couple of. Months but usually it's like years, ago you
were involved tangentially with a murder that had to do
with SOMEONE i. Know SO i snapped And i'm gonna get,

(37:57):
you AND i got together with this one reveal hi
and the person takes off their masks and they, GO
i barely have a. Reason i'm just fucking crazy and no.
No now it's become LIKE i want to be. You
it's become it's they've AM i?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Wrong or AM i? Right like people watch the screen, films.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Whoa not, a it's not a screen, okay but you
see the new, one so.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
You so THEN i can just tell.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
You usually the reasoning is LIKE i didn't see the
new one, either BUT i did find out after what.
Happened but basically it's it's kind of a thing of
like either LIKE i have a convoluted reason OR i
have almost no.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Reason but aren't you?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
GAGGED i kind of like that. More, Yeah, YEAH i
like that more to.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Psycho, yeah just just just fucking go for it with
your one wild and precious life be ghost.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Face it's actually will go to your number, ten.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Number eleven wild and precious life. Vegos but Don't ACTUALLY
i tried to do it AND i, no, no you're
you're you're doing one.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Wild and precious life the ghost.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Face so you have to get a.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Think if there's seven scream, films there's been what fourteen ghost,
faces it's always.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Two it's pretty much always. TWO i never that's.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
CRAZY i always thought it was one guy. TOO i
did Watch God Who's michael?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Two, Yeah Colleen.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Alie he was always the same, guy right he was
eighty years.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
LATER i think he was he because he Is Michael.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Myers but then, yeah then they tried to pull, like,
oh he's the definition and he's evil incarnate so can't be.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Killed they tried to start to do like a mystical
thing with him where.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
They were like they started did a whole Like Harry Potter,
voldemort Like Luke Skywalker Darth vader thing where it was
like one cannot exist on the planet while the other
Was Laurie Stroden Michael. Myers AND i won't spoil. That
you have to Watch Kyle richards.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Lives do you think there's someone in the world that
is that is true for you, guys like if they,
die you, live.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
So they have to be. Dead, Currently oh that's.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
True, no eventually it will come To oh, EVENTUALLY i
guess it's like your.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Enemy, YEAH i don't your enemy right. NOW i, NO
i don't. KNOW i don't have.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
One the person THAT'S i need to change my, Hair
i'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Coming it's each. Other it's each.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Other that's how the pod. Ends holia.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Scary do you have?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
ONE i don't think, so, Honey, sorry do you say
that every time you say?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
THAT i don't think?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So kind.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
OF i mean sometimes it feels like like when you're
when we're out in casual, company and it's like you,
SAY i would never say, it but then like sometimes you,
say everyone's.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Like you gotta say.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
It absolutely produce my SPECIAL i love. Absolutely you know.
That on the every CALL i was absolutely, absolutely AND
i was, like oh my, god, Stop, no they don't.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Care they don't. Care they. Care they picked the word.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Absolutely it's it's and it's one of the greatest ways
to say, yes it's actually real coach over. Twelve absolutely
one of the greatest ways to say, Yes, ABSOLUTELY i did.
IT i want to talk about this before we. Ask
we haven't have to do the. Question we're having such
a but before we, ASK i FEEL i feel. GOOD
i was like obviously. Nervous you were nervous the, podcast of,
course no. REASON i texted you in A mannick stay

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and THEN i was, LIKE i have to do this.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Now.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
NO i loved it AND i thought it was the
best idea ever that you. COME i.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
THINK i was, like CAN i be the charity? Case
and you were, like shut up for?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Where and where is the charity? Case do? You but
do you know who's coming in right after you? Today?
Yeah Who Nicole.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Kidman i'm gonna follow the ground she's being in this,
chair she's gonna Be i'm gonna leave her a. Note
i'm gonna leave her Note. Australian.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Australian we'll ask her. That we'll ask her. That so
are you.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Maybe wonder trying.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
To figure it?

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Out the structure of the, Show margaret read On march,
seventeenth Is, Live, Laugh, Love, Yes.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
So it's in three. Sections basically for my own.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
BRAIN i was, LIKE i have a Section, live WHERE
i write stand up or stories that have to do
with my live basically Where i've, lived HOW i Live,
laugh which would easily be like my, comedy but it
was more, like that's more like about my body straight,
up because you're like gotta laugh.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
And my favorite of the three by the, way laugh come.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
On and then love is About, YEAH i just like
the love or lack of thereof gotta watch to find.
Out AND i have a video for each one to
start that MY i did with my either my brothers
or my Friend. Parker you guys Have Parker. Callahan the
name sounds. Familiar you would love his.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Videos he's one of the funniest gay.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Guys so it's like maybe, jackpot but he. Is he
made like a lot of my videos and he's so,
good so. Funny and then, yeah just.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Just like stand up and. STORYTELLING i don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
PERFECT i feel it sucks to LIKE i want to
just be like a stand up but then people are,
like what kind of?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Storytelling you're, like just don't tell me What i'm.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Doing, like, yeah a woman or even like anyone who's
on a straight guy does like stand up and people
like have to be, like it's a little.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Different so it's.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That is kind of how it gets filed. Away it's
automatically alt if it's not crowd work or.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Something oh my, god are you Stating are you STATING i?
AM i am?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Doing Like i'm trying to do a lot more CrowdWork on.
Tour i'm mentor With Connor. Wood, Yes and it's just
so like and SOMETIMES i just literally will SAY i don't.
Care actually it's what makes it. Funny but it's just
LIKE i really they're, like oh you to. SCHOOL i don't,
care but they love that love. That that's. Good that's really.
Good it's just to be like.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Question it doesn't mean did you ever do stand? Up he,
did like barely in the same way WHERE i was,
like which is? Why which is like BECAUSE i because
you were saying like that coming in through like sketch an,
improv which is similar to, us like it felt like
it was the third thing that like felt like stolen

(44:18):
valor if you tried it out come up through like
the traditional way or something. Like SO i ALWAYS i
DON'T i still have that thing Where i'm, LIKE i
can't REALLY i don't know for whose, benefit but LIKE
i can't really say THAT i earnestly did. IT i
tried for like a solid six.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Months, yeah well then you did a lot more than
my a lot Of uber Drivers i've had who taught. Me, yeah,
WELL i obviously have stopped Saying i'm a, comedian but
they'll like they picked me up from a place, club
like is it a comedy. Club i've been thinking about trying.
IT i, WISH i WISH i could Go you're never.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Gonna, yeah totally love that, Too.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Like give it a. Try, yes that's a surefire way
to get into it.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
With an uber, driver which is not a good, idea,
Right And i'm thinking about trying. Company he never will
what what are you? Talking?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Minutes Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
God In, chicago the comedy, Town i'm sure, Like i'm
sure like the people.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
There it's peopled by folks who want to like do.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
IT i just never liked to stand up as much
AS i liked doing the other, Things like when in
a world where there's only so much time to do,
SOMETHING i liked sketch comedy. MORE i liked doing characters,
more AND i liked doing the musical comedy.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
More, yeah so it kind of.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It it not this BECAUSE i obviously have a lot
of respect for everyone that does stand, up but it
always felt LIKE i wasn't doing.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Enough yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
RIGHT i had to come to the, realization LIKE i
can do it in my own, way. Truly Watching Meg
stalter for the first, TIME i was, like, oh you can.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Do what you.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Want, yeah you.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Can AND i think especially with, women like we can
do girleypop stand up not for everybody's not for the
boys all the, time but even calling that feels. Weird
but it's LIKE i can do my own. Style AND
i started balling my eyes, out like you can do
whatever you want on stage and people can deal with
the labels of.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Course.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
YEAH i mean if you're enjoying it and people are enjoying,
it then it's.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
For if you're, LAUGHING i think we did.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
It, yeah pretty much. THING i think we did. It
that's a real coature number. Twelve if you're, LAUGHING i
think we did.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
It we have to ask you the, question this is
the central question Of Lost culture is thus it really,
is what was the?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Culture Maggie. Waters they made you say culture is for? Me,
YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Was you, know this is a big, one AND i
think everyone thinks about this for years who listens to this.
PODCAST i was thinking about this and LIKE i was Like,
midwest BUT i was, like let me go a little bit.
More Every friday night growing, up we did pizza movie,
Night yeah HEAVEN tg, well also the T Or movie
OR TJ tgif, Programming, yes into One saturday.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Morning but the idea of eating food well.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Being, Entertained, yeah it has been consistent throughout my, LIFE
a pure.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Joy so you're An alamo Draft house.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Fan never.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Been we only have one In. Chicago there's one In
chicago and it's in. Regularly, well it's, Like i'm gonna
go to the cub. ZONE i don't think so to cub.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Zone and are they are they? STRIKING i can't keep.
Up oh are they always? Striking and NOW i think they're?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Good?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Right hellotle Draft house is. Striking, no it's just every.
Now it's like every now and then it's, like oh,
right there's they're on. Striking we can't, go which is corteous.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Of overwork.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Was.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Tough barbarinheimer was tough for. Everybody every other movie almost
talking about. Them come, on, sorry it was all About.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Barbarenheimer in the summer of twenty twenty, THREE.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I WATCHED i didn't do The, barbenheimer BUT i did
watch them both at different.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Times that's. Good, Okay so eating and being being, entertained And.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Friday nights we'd get, yeah we'd get a pizza from
either this, Place, milano's or Ros angela's huh and, style
which is a. Square, yes we go to village Video village,
video And i'd get a movie and it's usually, like
let's you, Know harry The, Spy.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Love harriet The, Spy rest In. PEACE i.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
YEAH i used to like put a magnumglass under my
bed BECAUSE i was, Like i'm Gonna i'm like modern,
day modern, day what the hell or, go and like
just to be like her she was so, cool or
Little Princess American. Ashley and then my older brothers would
get a lot of Like Chris, Farley Adam SANDLER snl

(48:34):
style movies AND i would try to watch them with,
them and that's WHEN i was, like, OH i love.
COMEDY i was, like BUT i don't know if girl
can do.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
It and then one DAY i was, like, well girl
can do.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
It girl can do.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
It and just watching Yeah friday, nights eating pizza and
just like sitting in my house and just like being.
Home and then now today like the thought of going,
home having a foodie want and watching the show like Queued.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Up there's nothing, better.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
NOTHING i can't watch a show without, EATING i, Know
and it is a little.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Weird Now i'm, like, WELL i.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
CAN'T i actually can't press play on this UNTIL i
know my food is at least coming, yes like or
you even flip the order Where i'm, LIKE i love
alone and let's say, foods foods, here or my meal is.
READY i got to put a fucking YouTube video on.
You got to do, both got to watch.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Any even though like so many whatever like articles are
like you should be, eating like just you and your.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Food and and look at this fucking concentrat.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Food i'm, like.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Who who wrote? THAT i don't?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Know, OH i don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
That eat. There we don't forgot about, That we forgot about.
That what have you? Been what have you been binging
or watching and?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Eating, like BECAUSE i want to ask you both if
you've watched THE Jfk.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Show, no but that's on my, list an amazing.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
List just just for her hair.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Alone, Okay Sarah, piton people are. Laughing you've seen. It
Sarah pigeon is Playing Carolyn. Bissett, yeah but really it's
a so much about the, Hair like there are scenes
where it's it's so like a.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
CHARACTER i would have done in my, twenties coated.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Like just the, longest most luxurious blonde head of, hair
WHICH i don't think is a. WIG i don't think
it's a, wig and it is shaking her. Head, no
she doesn't think it's a wig. Either there will be
moments where she just takes you, know that cool girl
thing of like do you just take.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Your whole thing of hair and you just go.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
To let me just put it all to one, side
and the movement of the hair and the way it,
lands it's like it's just crazy And i'm just, like
they really and she's an incredible.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Actor but you have to imagine she walked in and
they were, like.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Well that that, Hair, yeah you gotta be in totally
say nothing of. Him who handsome guy and get This
freeze was his modeling agent In london this.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Factor, Yes raser was a modeling.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Agent raser was a modeling agent In london in his
twenties and one of his clients Was Paul Anthony.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Kelly Is Paul Anthony? Kelly that's his?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Name i'm looking at everyone in this room like they
know and they, Don't.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
So that's his? Name he Would fraser was his modeling
agent back in the. Day that is so.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Random that is that just tells you how small The
world is really. GOOD i was hoping that you guys
had watched, it but what have you? Been obviously a
lot Of bravo all the. TIME i just Finished. Industry,
OKAY i knew you'd say.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
This oh you know so. SMART i don't.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Know sometimes in that, SHOW i do have to read
the recaps Because i'm, like.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
What IS i having trouble follow? Up?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah i'm, NOT i BUT i do like to watch
it because it makes me feel.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Smarter i'm, like, right right.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Right but then LIKE i go On instagram and it's
like the show of the moment and some people are
posting it And.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I'm, like this, dummy, why oh well get into it
a vis?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Dummy, yes is there he's. GAGGING i can watch it
Real colo number, fourteen it's dummy. GAGGING i can Watch, Industry,
Maggie it's.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Fine IT'S i just, said if This gaggy's, dummy if
This gaggy Is gaggy's.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Dummy Because Gabby wendy.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Invoked Gabby wendy, invoked because when you were Watching, Succession,
yes there was a curve there where you were, like,
well NOW i everyone's saying the word bear. Hug, yeah
AND i have to FIND i have to google what that. Is,
yeah but, industry it's coming at you like gattling, gun.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
But like they're always in the, phone like we're gonna
shorthand what.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Right it's Like Gray's anatomy but you but like with
medical terminology but the whole.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
SHOW i never Watched, grays BUT i.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
DO i am watching The pit of, course BECAUSE i
Watched Nurse jackie AND i loved, it AND i was,
LIKE i need more.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Meticle you were you weren't A chicago med.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Person oh, shoot, no that's will. Audition why did you
Watch chicago? Mad, NO i don't know, why but IF.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I was, like, Yes i'm a Huge chicago MED.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I love.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
It oh my, god did you watch did you watch
Like Growing?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Up did you Watch Boyman's world and all?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
That?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Sabrina did you Watch One Saturday?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Morning Yeahurday Morning.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Recess. RECESS i ALMOST i.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Was going to say my culture is The, ashley's BUT
i was like The ashley they were all Named.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Ashley show got something right when it talked about six
or multiple girls having the same, name.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Four girls in.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Four but Then spinelli was a Secret ashley to join.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
The, ashleys and she was Like, NO i don't want.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
THAT i don't want to.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Conform but they were very, diverse like they were those.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Girls spinelli Was Beanie.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Pigtails, yes she queer.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Of course her and the big guy The do you Think.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Recess a show with a theme song that has no
words can ban IT'S i mean that is that is

(54:30):
county as. Fuck we're a kids show and the theme
song just. Score you're gonna remember every, note.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
It's gonna Imprint, God, like come, On. Recess my dad
would make.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Pancakes he loves making pancakes to this.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Day he in a minute where he was burning them
for like two months straight and we gotta be, like
you gotta. Stop why was he burning because his thing
was too hot and his girl was too, hot too
hot to.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Handle and then you got a better.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Girl, yeah, Yeah i'm marinating on this. Thing of the theme.
Song do you Consider doug to have? Words if it was?
DUDE i guess it just really depends on if you
consider do a word or which it.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Is it absolutely.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Is But judy was the.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Sister, NO i think her sister Was Patty.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Mayonnaise that was his love. Interest oh, right what are
you doing over? Here you know you know What i'm
doing Is i'm realizing how far away from my CHILDHOOD
i am.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Saying, no, NO i.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Know that's WHY i was WHAT i was thinking about.
THIS i was, like oh my, god it's a tough.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
ONE i don't remember a lot of. It And i'm
wondering now if it's time to sort of go back
and just.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Would it even like give you what it?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
GAVE i think it. MIGHT i, mean like nostalgia does?
Rock what it? Does you? Know what's good for? That?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Though Is simpsons just like and apparently recent.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Seasons it's, like but.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You know my Family simpsons and bart bart was born
before The simpson. Started those are these are?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Family?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Whoa so were?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
They?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
LIKE i can't believe our kids are Named Barton? Maggie
no they.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Could they don't even talk about.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It an that's so. Cool That's catholic.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Shame, yeah that's oh my. God Where, Bartholomew william And?
Marguerite but Where bartley And?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Maggie bartley And meggan And liam is the male version
Of Lisa and he went.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
To the he is because he went to the AND
i can't gifted? School did he actually? Yes and DID
i try to test to get, in of, course and
DID i get?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
In?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
No look where you? Are thank? You you, Know Lisa.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
SIMPSON i don't want to say she's a red. Flag
and there's a lot of there's a lot of gay
guys that like sort of like Like Lisa, simpson And i'm,
like they think They're Lisa simon.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
And that's a red.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Flag and that, child assuming You're Lisa, simpson is like
kind of like.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Your child who wears pearls get out.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
ALWAYS i can't even she did wear she wears marge worm.
Too marche has had. Pearls she had. Pearls but she's a. Mother,
yeah she's a. Mother she's allowed, to she's allowed SHE
i was just thinking maybe she's, LIKE i gotta address
my Little but then where Was maggie's? Pearls maggie the baby.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Pearls? Heavy how does it feel to Be maggie's the? Cutest?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
OBVIOUSLY i was her For halloween once and everyone, goes
are you the statue Of?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Liberty shut? UP i, said is the Statue liberty?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Blue with the? Passfire you're an?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Idiot you're an? Iddy?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah with the passire to answer that, question but, wait
CAN i? Say apparently they got rid of couch gags
On The simpsons in the beginning opening because it just,
saves because it just there's more time to.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
DO i don't like that.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Show what it took three seconds and we.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Love to see each time what it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
WAS i loved, it but they must have ran out of.
Ideas no, way get new. Writers stop you.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Guys should do that on this couch every time you come.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
In, Yes i'm STILL i don't know about this. Couch, okay,
okay what do you think about?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
IT i do feel Like i'm interviewing you. Guys what
do you want to?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Ask i'm here With matt And.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Bowen they have a podcast, together and they're gay guys
and their, friends And i'm here to get down to
the nitty.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Gritty you, guys ever?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
KISS i don't. Know it's all got In New? Year's
did you really look at peck On New? Year's?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah that makes, sense?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Right have you ever kissed? Us?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
No do you kiss your closest?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Friend i'm trying to think IF i, well, no, yeah
my MY i have girlfriends from growing up who, like
there's two of us that are queer and the rest
of them, like we get drunk and they're, like let's,
kiss and it's like you, guys they all have, husbands,
right so like we give him a kiss and they're
like it's like, yes.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
But did you ever have a friend in middle or elementary,
school like in those young years where like things got
a little Bit, NO i WISH i wish.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
TO i like everyone talks about. THAT i was just
too LIKE i don't want to say LIKE i. Was
i'm not like saying she was a, loser but LIKE
i you, know you thought of myself as.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
One you know What i'm. Saying we're like little in
your chunky and you're.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Like oh well, yeah, yeah, yeah but you're saying that
you thought of yourself as a loser and so therefore you.
WERE i was, LIKE i don't get to kiss. Anybody
i'm right there.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
With it also like, yeah it's like so, sad LIKE
i WISH i could go back and be like my
but EVEN i say, that but then even Now i'm,
like oh AM i gonna, kiss like get away.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah there was the only REASON i say it is
because a lot of people are, like oh, YEAH i,
mean of, course my one friend in middle school where you,
know you like jocked each other off or whatever the,
funk AND i was.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Just like people talk about this like it's a. Thing
it was not a thing for.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
ME i had one very very close friend in middle
school where if it was gonna, happen it was definitely
gonna be with, him because we would do sleepovers and
we would like talk about each. Other there's bodies and,
stuff and this is the time when like everyone was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Horny like no matter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
What AND i was like thinking, back like we were
like twelve or, thirteen and it was just like it
was like maybe better that it didn't, happen because it
could have gotten. Weird BUT i do look back AND i,
think like everyone or not, everyone but a lot of
PEOPLE i have talked to that are gay guys have
had that experience in their past with guys that ended
up being straight and are now married with. Kids, yeah

(01:00:26):
probably never looked, back you, know but like you look
back and you're, like, YEAH i was a little gay
with some of my friends sometimes before the voice in
your head told you don't do, this it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Bad you were trying it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Out, yeah but there is That it makes me a
little bummed, out like like like people get so like
rigid and THEN i. WONDER i do wonder if looking,
back like the the knowledge that we were really close made.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Us not be friends. Anymore, yeah you know WHAT i, mean.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Because we weren't friends in high school AND i would
like see him around And i'd be, like remember we
were best. Friends we talk to each other's about, It
we talked about other's bodies and like got bonus for each.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Other, oh and now we're not ye at least LIKE
i never had.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
To deal with that kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Thing but we don't suck, Anymore Charlie booths man like
we used.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
TO i.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
WAS i was rudely being, like why Did Charlie pierce's?
Eyebrounds and one was like that was a dog bite
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i heard that it's like now there's. Drama So Josh
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the plans that y'all were dreaming up for Villains land
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Enough go back to the drug board and do.

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Day.

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Bye Lost cultures is the production By Will Ferrell's Big
Money players AND I Heart radio. Podcasts created and hosted
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