"Quiet, Stoned and Ashamed" (w/ Blair Socci)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look Mayer, Oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, Wow, lost culture ding Dong, lost CULTURESA is calling.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's gonna be a rollicking day.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I think it's gonna be rocking in the room and
taking in the best of the horizon. What can it be?
What the hell is that schoolhouse rock song?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Lots of rock talking about Plymouth Rock. Okay they had
the history unit, Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And do you remember everything you need to know about
this rock because of the song?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, I don't think. I don't think there's much to
know about it. Why why are we? Why are we
worshiping at the feet of a rock? Babe?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Can I tell you something? Everything from this country that
we're worshiping it's a big old stop. And don't think
that I'm talking about all kinds of national treasures. And
I'm going to bring one up today. That was our
guest eight and a half years ago. Carrie walked her
ass into her unpermed ass at the time. Today she's
got a perm.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
She's got a perm and it looks good to me.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It looks she's not happy.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
She's not happy. Yeah, she has nothing to be unhappy about.
Look at her she waltzz in. This is her grand
return to New York City, a big time after several
years of being sort of excommunicated from this town.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
She was kicked out.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
She was waiting for a socialist mayor before she came out.
I got news for you, I got news for it.
But no, look at her. She's she's she's she is
bridging the gap between New York and CALLI.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
She's got her surfer hat on. She wants to qualify
her red hat.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Which we did not, which we were not concerned about.
It's Corduroy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
If it's read in Corduroy, you don't have to qualify
the culture. If it's what ural culture is that again
her fifty seven If you don't have to qualify otherwise
we could have a conversation. But she walked her ass
unpermed at the time in here eight and a half
years ago and said her culture that said culture was
for me was Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
We didn't know everything bad. This is before things happened.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is before like you know, it was a different time.
It was a different time. Can I tell you, like,
we'll bring the guests in, but you know what, I
was just bringing the guests like to say this to
her face.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
She hosts spaced out the podcast. She is doing a
show New York. By the time this comes out, all
have happened. Everyone will have been crying tears over how
amazing it was. She's at Netflix as a joke on
May fifth.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, and there was something. There was one other thing
to Hollywood improv. We forgot to say.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Touring.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
She's a touring girl.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You gotta follow Blairsaki on Instagram for all sorts of
perm high drinks as well as tour dates. And we're
so excited to have our friend back. I miss her
so much. When there was like a solid period in
LA we were going on hikes regularly.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Bring back the hikes. They never went away.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I know, we just stopped scheduling that. Yes, but we're
so back as of today. I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Everyone welcome Blair Sockey.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It is so back. So great to be back.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, great to be great.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Violently hungover, what did you do? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You went out with Rose?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You know I have a famous voice, so sort of
the whole town stops if I like to sing a song.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Can guys your question? Did you did you give them
just a girl just for old time.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sake, No I didn't because things have changed. As you
you made a little preview.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You can no longer support preface.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
No. I mean my girl, my girl out there who
I grew up with. You know, she was doing the
femme tomboy that my whole life was sort of modeled
off of. Yeah, Anaheim an Orange County girl. Yeah, you
know she was. She was everything the red plaid with
the cutoff the tank top. Yeah, everything, blue hair. And

(03:46):
now she's peddling some goddamn prayer app or some shit.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, the thing about Orange County girls is they become
Orange County women. Sure, and that's real culture number eighty eight.
The thing about Orange County girls is they become Orange
County women. And that's not always on the right side
of the political right.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I know. And then some of us we get saved
by moving to a big city and then you meet
other people of you know, sort of different races and religions, creeds,
the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I think that she's been so many more cities than
just Ooren, even.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
More than me somehow, and then she made it back
to a prayer app. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
When do you blame Blake or was that always in her.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I think it was in her when she went to
that ranch with that disgraced politician who ended up quitting
Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan can't believe I resurrected his name.
Everyone forgot about his ass.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know I played him in like an improv everywhere thing.
What one time? Yeah, I played Paul Ryan. Wow, it
was like I barely remember. I went to Madison, Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, I went.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I went to I was doing like man on the
Street as Paul Ryan right outside his office. I feel
like I'm Paul Ryan. Do you think trickle down works?
It doesn't Like I was like sort of.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Like people believed that still on the internet.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think so. I don't think it ever like
really took off. But that's that's that's my Paul Ryan.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
God culture, what a time I didn't improv everywhere?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Thing once was improv everywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
By the way, you don't remember that, you would be great?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Sorry, I don't know. I'm a jock. You know that
I would like.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
To see you just pop up anywhere. Oh, this is
real theater, e gaishous.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Improv everywhere is basically like comedy like flash mob.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh I love that. Yeah, that sounds really.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was like, it's like spontaneous things happening like in
public spaces. So so Matt's kind of describing a version
of this, and it was like, gosh, it's such a
bygone era of internet and comedy.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, that sounds really fun. I know, well, I just
think it's so great like that you guys are having
me back on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I saw Jennifer Lawrence on and I said, okay, I'll
come on again.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, you know, well you texted and I was like, yeah, come.
All we want is for a power of ours to
sit in.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
The chair, you and Nicole Kidman and Nicole. I have
no idea, but I feel like Samantha. It definitely Samantha,
Nicole Samantha. And I saw that she came and I
was like, okay, I'll come back on. I love what's
happening for Nicole right now. I sort of feel the
Ronaissan She's happening and it is fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Ye, it's been happening. Wait what did you sing of
karaoke last night?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Uh? Well, Rosebud made me sing Fallout Boy, which I
do feel was a little stereotypical.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, as a tom Boy.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, she said, all the like old Orange County girl
all comes to the big city. We'll have her sing Fallout.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Boys, which song?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Which classic?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Going down?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And going down swing it? And then and everyone you know,
I am famous rabbin sort of a beautiful, beautiful voice.
A lot of men on the internet compliment me daily
about it, and everyone was like begging me to saying
please please, that's why we all came here. And then
Rose was like, I saw, like this one is in

(07:06):
your pitch, in your voice in yours, Like what is
that skater sater?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
So skater pitch might be titled of a stater pitch?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, so I sang, did you.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Feel good about the performance after?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah? But see I have every bit of performance in me.
I just don't have the pipes, you know, I have
the melody. I just do not have the instrument.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I but but but you have an indelible instrument
where it's like it's just you have like Jennifer Tilly voice,
a fucking kidding me?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do you love j Till? Of course?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
How could you not?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you up to date on all the Housewives? And yeah,
you have somewhere else, you have somewhere.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
House kidding me, I don't think so, honey, just kidding,
Kyle said to.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
His layoff, Kyle, So are you taking the cues from
Kyle Cook in this era?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Look, that is perhaps, you know, aside from crossing God's gifts, Sierra,
that is secondly the most tragic thing to even feel
even one ounce of sympathy towards mister Kyle Cook, you know.
And now, well, somehow we're all invested in saving the business.
I mean, you know, it goes on and on.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
He kind of he kind of really it kind of
all worked out. Yeah, for not all of it. Obviously.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I do have a hunch they'll get back together.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
But Kyle, what do you see happening from here on out?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, when he gave that interview, spoke very kindly about her,
and you know she's receiving And look, as much as
this is all of our television, I do want to
be sympathy. I don't actually wish harm of course.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Anyway, this is you know, are doing comedy.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Here, entertainment, Yes, preface some people out there.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, they have their yea and they're cool, they have
their guns blazing.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, But Kyle made a beautifully gracious, beautifully gracious plea.
And you know, I don't think that'll fall on deaf
ears with Amanda.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I think that I think, well, here's the thing
I and this is how I genuinely feel about it.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I blame West period.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
And you know what, Like, I feel like this is
the thing that I can't unsee. And I said this
to both the other day. Have you noticed that Amanda's
Instagram she started kind of dressing a little bit like him,
and her content has sort of become a little West coated.
Like it'll be like a picture of a sandwich on

(09:44):
a plate. It'll be like her with like that ell
wood hat and like kind of like a big she's
like two seconds away from giving like you know what
I mean? Like and I feel like that is a sign,
a telltale sign of digmatization.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, and look look what I'll say this. We've all
been there, Oh.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Honey, I haven't, Yes, you have.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I was there. What I was there? When you were digmatized?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Why you were there?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I never dressed like the guy.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's because it didn't last long enough, because I think
your community pulled around you and said, honey.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
My community really did come. We see you being digmatized.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yes, you're about two weeks away from dressing like this man,
which also wouldn't have been good, right, uh oh, you
have to yank your friend out of that. And I
feel like, unfortunately, the thing about Amanda is which I
hadn't really realized, is she does kind of like isolate.
You know, she had.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Such an arc of going before her though, like she
was having such a quick rise, which is brand deal,
brand deal, brand deal. She was like reclaiming all the things, like.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
When she tore through that Chili's copy.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, I mean all of it.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I said this, I said a star was born when
she tore through that Chili's coffee like.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
A hurricane, like a hurricane.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Were like, oh my god, bad bitch. She's reclaiming her life,
like all this stuff. And then it was just swift
as swift as she came in.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Swift she came in. What do you make of?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I don't know how to feel about this. There's so
much girls, girl discourse.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
LUTs, and I don't know. I think there's so many
sides to it, where like is that even a helpful
framework to talk about like how women should exist like
independent of who they're dealing with interpersonally, Like I don't
think there's anything wrong either way or anything virtually, I
don't know. Well, obviously Amanda did something truly bad, but

(11:36):
there is something about like current reality TV culture where
it's like we all expect a consequence, which is like,
it's not that's not up to us.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't know. It's like I I don't know that
we should be ever choosing a consequence that should be
with the people that are like actually involved. Yeah yeah,
but I like all my girlfriends, we've all talked about this,
like everyone's like, this is worse, this is work. It's
more upsetting that you cross theier than your husband.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, we cherish, yes, you know, And it's just so well.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We've literally seen We've been a fly on the wall
to the Kyle and Amanda dynamic for a long time,
and I feel like the thing that's so evident is
that whatever you assess about their relationship, it was not working.
They were not in it for a long time, both
of them. So then it's like, for me, the the
crime that's being committed because it's not cheating, there's no

(12:27):
cheating that's happening here. It is a violation of girl code.
For me, what's so egregious about it is the lying around.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
It kinda cheating on Sierra.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, yes, so that that is I think the violation.
And one thing I don't love is everyone being like
poor Sierra, Poor Sierra, Poor Sierra, Like I feel like
she's so sensitive to feeling embarrassed and like she doesn't
want this from him. I feel like like I just
want to like support Sierra, like and she should take

(12:58):
the time, but like I just don't want to get
to the point where it's like we're infantilizing these people
because something bad happened to them. Like, she's a very strong,
smart person who, by the way, has become the best
thing about that show. Her kJ and Mia have created
so much dimension in that show. She's going to be
fine and amazing and everyone's gonna be Everyone's being like,

(13:19):
we need to give her the aria automatic sclow up.
It's like, no, if she wants that, she'll make that
happen for herself.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well. She is one of the most lauded, like overqualified
reality TV figures that we have. She could be today
like a literal supermodel. Yes, yes, she has a nursing degree.
I mean she has she she's everything, and she brings
a lot of depth, and she's and that's the hardest

(13:46):
part is that she's so die hard for her friends.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, I know, well, Rosebud calls.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Me pathologically naive because when I saw the rumors for
a while, I was like, no, you guys are reaching
and they would never do that. I was like, I
do not believe these rumors at all. And then and
I heard word from inside sources like a few days
before this statement that it was all real and all
this sudden. I was just devastated. I was just like,
there's no way.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I couldn't believe it. Honestly, It's like, first of all,
can we just talk about the west of it all?
Were you guys into it? Because I was like, I've
never been I fell for the whole West thing.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I have not I think like me is seven years
ago definitely, or me twelve years ago, who knows, But no,
I didn't feel anything for him.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
West is like a starter pack for people everyone's loud.
West is a starter pack for like a kind of
guy that like you are that you learn a lesson
like you learn. You learn so many fundamental lessons about
about manhood or maleness or whatever through him.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
That's Sierra A season where he I could I was like,
I have never been more fooled by anyone, and I
have been dating straight men my entire life.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah yeah, I mean when.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
He it looked like a little puppy dog chasing someone
so far out of their league. They were in a
different galaxy. And then he somehow manages to get close
to her in her orbit, and it seems like he's
just pleading but living on a prayer the whole season,
and then at the end is like she's like okay,

(15:29):
I guess and then he's like psich, you know, And
I was like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You know what it is?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
They get too close to the sun and they get confidence.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know what else I think I think is going
on here is we see the way he like really
intentionally dresses himself, and we see the way he like
does He is like sort of like on the show anyway,
sort of a good friend, and he comes out with
his good politics, you know what I mean. He kind
of plays the role of I couldn't. Once you get

(16:00):
to know me, you you get me and like you're
gonna accept certain things, and then all of a sudden
you're blindsided when he's done something incredibly self serving and
you think, oh, that's all part of the digmatization package,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
It's like, well, it's non threatening, wacky, silly dude that
you don't have your guard up around and you.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
There's no way you're gonna look like the worst behaved
man there because you're on a reality show with Kyle
Cook and not for nothing, but Jesse sure and I
love Kyle Cook and I embrace like a lot of
what no, because we have them. This is what's so shitty.
It's like we hung out with Kyle and Amanda and
Sierra was around too, and I just.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Was at four am. It was late. I just want
to go to sleep, you know, on your And I
was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know how to
say about getting married. Why do you have to say
of it at four am? If you're married, that's what
you know?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Amanda?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Can?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I can I say it's something? Can reveals something about Amanda? What?
What what locked me in with her was she was
like I loved Dix the musical. I was like, fuck,
I have to like you now, Well.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Here's the thing. Doesn't like Dix the music.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's that's like she's as comedy. It's like, oh, like
you're like our people, you know, like you're well like I.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Well, this past two seasons when they she's become a
girl's girl because she became so removed from her marriage,
and I was like, well, don't you you don't know
what she's like like single, not revolved around my I
was like, no, I think she's reformed, like I always like,
I always fall into I always believe, And I'm like,
she's so pretty. I love the way she does her makeup.
I love the way she dress like she just looks great.

(17:47):
The girls are so cute, like how they've all had
this long year's friendship.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Well the other the other West thing is like I
can't believe like he was living with them, wasn't he.
Like that's like that's what's dark. That's another dimension of
darkness in this whole situation. To me, it's like, oh God,
like Kyle leaves the house and then what happens, I know, and.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You know these like Bravo FBI girls that are going
through like retracing every step, posting clips and you're just like,
oh my god, Yeah, we were all so blind. We
were all so young back then.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
When he believed Yeah, yeah the.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Song over the microphone. Oh, Jesse, just keep posting.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
He does keep posting, like.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
As Claire the scandal is breaking, He's like singing on
the beach.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, He's like God, like everyone.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Was being crazy, is singing.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
His song about falling in love. It's like, not now, Jesse,
what the car are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Jesse?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
You like a shuddering scandal breaking?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Jesse?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
No, no, no, maybe I think wait, like a week everything,
although honestly, no, you know what grind king I say,
post the singing. I think now he should not stop
posting singing.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
He's like, no, I'm a this is the moment for
crooning somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You and Jesse really are like you're about to say
someone told me that we look we look at me.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I want to say.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
That, Jesse, you just made me last so hard as
to take off my coat. Jesse, you and your song
in front of all the bodies of water just made
me last so hard at to take off my overcoat.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
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Speaker 2 (21:19):
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Speaker 1 (21:21):
Never said that. I just said it was good. So
just to close the loop on the Summer House for now.
If you're Amanda add the reunion and I'm Andy Cohen. Yeah,
And I turned to you and I say, this is
the first thing I'm saying to you and Bowen is Sierra,
and this is the way it's going to be is
going to be here. And you're America.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, you're not in Rickel.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
There's no restraining order, false restraining order, right because that
unless something gets cooked up. Remember Rakyle couldn't come in
because of the.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Because she oh yeah, yeah, she had to wait because
they had that she her and Sheena couldn't be on that.
So okay, Amanda, I'm Andy Cohen. Is there anything that
you want to say to Sierra?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
You know, I'm way too sincere for this in the
most earnest personal life, do it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I think she needs to be earnest.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Sierra. There's nothing that I can say to make this better.
I have made one of the maybe most all time
worst decisions ever that anyone's ever made ever in the universe.
And that includes, you know, the inception.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Of AI and the inception.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Inception or conception. I think both are interchangeable.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm Andy con That's not important, right. I add you
have to tell.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I spoke a lot of weed. Andy. You know that
everybody knows that.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I know it too, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Not now, Oh my god, Sierra's look right now is
just burning a hole through me and Sierra.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
This is your opportunity to make things better.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Andy Cohen in Sierrah. What you don't know about this
whole situation that I was waiting to reveal on this
reunion is that I was drugged with the syringe.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
What this is crazy? Man? Kyle?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Kyle shut up, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I can't tell if Kyle this is MI, Andy Cohen.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I didn't marry a DJ Kyle. I'm trying to talk.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Can I speak?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I guess the house will pay for itself.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Can I speak at Sierra?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Sierra, what do you have to say to Amanda? And
do you accept your apology all.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I have to say to you, is that the lover
boy logo fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
You don't think that.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I think.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I think it's a great lik and we have to
give credit words to I don't understand the flower boy
uh logo grape. I think it has to speak to
lover boy graphic, right, which it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I think we're getting off track here. I just want
to tell you that I know the clothes that I
wore of west Or really asked ugly to hell and
I thought I was being.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Like, hey, man, stop it, Wes.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
You are so fucking sweaty. I can't even look at.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Jesse saihe Jesse. We heard your shows.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
We actually heard your shows quote unquote go off something
someone really told me. But not now, yeah, man, not now, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
You hosted that one dinner and it was so nice
how you saying those goddamn songs. But we were all
just being polite. We didn't mean start a goddamn career
about it. Anyways, west stop sweating. You look like you
just were in a swimming pool. You know, can someone
get this man a towel?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Actually, you know what, I shouldn't say anything as Wes,
because you know, that's what he's gonna do with the Really,
he's gonna totally shut down and he's gonna do that pathetic.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah he was, wasn't because wasn't he silent that one
reunion when.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I was it was like watching buffering in real time,
and I was like, is he joking? Is he like
doing that thing that they do in court where they
you know, it's like plead and sandy but plead like
not there.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I think he said it in his like he didn't
he write something in the New York fucking Times when
he made an op ed.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
When he was like yeah, I just like, wasn't that
end or or whatever? And I was like, are you
talking about? Are you talking about? You shouldn't have even
been in this on the same show.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
God, when in full context it's so much it's so
much worse.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
And I'm just gonna say, if you ever go to
the New York Times op ed, you're fucking crazy for
any reason at all.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
How'd you even know that the New York Times existed?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Because he's a liberal and he'll let you know, Oh
my god, he's like he's a sports journalist.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh yeah, whoever. Bravo.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
By the way, here now by the way, I love
that we were doing vocal impressions and Blair was just
Blair as Amanda.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
The whole time. I wasn't really doing Sierra. No.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, at first I was Amanda because I was really
quiet stoned, you.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Know quiet title of that quiet Stoned and shamed. We
even qualified your red hat yet going to talk about
the red.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I said, I didn't need a qualify.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
You don't wait for first say the last thing you
were saying about.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
But oh, I was in Amanda. I was quiet stone
in a shame and then you and then you morphed
into Jesse Solomon and I forgotten.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Love can be an amazing thing by the water somewhere.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
House is like burning down behind him.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Did you see they're selling it. They're selling the summer house.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
They're up for sale. I was like, look what you did, Wes,
because that time. Yeah, that's an omen. They're selling the
goddamn house because of us.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
That might be nominated for the black Spot Award for.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Word that they're selling the summer It was a new
one after COVID or no, they went back to the
old one after the COVID season.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, they did.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
The people who property once attended Kirk.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I forgot about the Eric.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, the show is dark Airica.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
You were there, so did not fucking send us a
season desist. Okay, you were there.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
My impuestion of seeing this episode stop stop, stop.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Just stop. That's all love cultures Culture number eight. My
children loves culture.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
My children are going to think I was on Summer
House one minute before I married. Podcaster Charlie Kirk. Child
debater Charlie Kirk, pro education, child debater, college drop out
Charlie Kirk. If you do come see me live, I
sort of like to give my audience like a fun

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break from you know, the rest of the world. But
this hat look reads my favorite color and it has
been since kindergarten. This man has stolen it off. I
just started getting comfortable wearing my red hats again in
the last year of Biden presidency, and then things a
lot of people made a lot of bad decisions, and
then I thought, you know, I'm going to take it back.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, you have to. It's not like Gwen's like there's
there's something to be saved there.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
How heartbroken are you because you you arm yourself with
jokes and humor. Sure, behind the mask this is a
very hurt girl.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh my god, you said it, Matt, And thank you
for really getting down to the truth. Because you said it, Matt,
you can read me like a goddamn book, something Erica
has never done.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
But I I think she's read a lot of books.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Erica has read a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I think she's read son Sue's Art of War as
if I as if I Erica, okay, just know that.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I just too.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I've read Art of War to bitch me you and
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
What about is Art of War by that man Robert Green?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, it's my son Sue.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Wait, Robert Green as the sinister book as well. That's
like banned with the rules of.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I don't know about. I only trust I only trust
my girl's son.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
It's really it's really sinister, the laws of power them. No,
I don't know that ship one one time. Once in
a while, they'll come across my for you. Because I
don't know. I probably follow someone else on Savory that
I'm not aware of, and then I'm like, you know,
get off my screen.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Ica, you know you're Oh, I see, I thought you
were implying that you followed Erica.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
No, I don't follow.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Her no, but what happens? What happens? Like so once
please once you don't you don't, you don't, but once
you would engage with even like watching one second of
that content all TikTok will give you. Like do you
know how many times Candaeans has popped up on my TikTok?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Hmm, question this, Yeah, no, I wont ever think about that?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Funny, how do you think I ended up here on
the Lost culturesa set with a goddamn perm.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Talk about the perm? What is going on? You went on?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Influenced?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I liked one post You're on perm Talk. I liked
one post with a woman who I later made the
synaptic connections has the most opposite type of hair that
I do. That didn't dawn on me until post perm. See,
I'm such an idealist, Amanda. I believed in you, and

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so I thought that this woman who because they had
these non toxic, healthy, loose curl perms. So this woman
had this most gorgeous it looked like, you know, she
had done big rollers beautiful and now was just her
everdence And She's like, I hate air dry in my
hair like this, and I'm in air And as you
can imagine I'm in air Dry Bitch.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Too, Callie girl.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And so I was like, oh, yeah, that's definitely for me.
I'm in an up. You know, I've been trying a
lot of beauty treatments and I can't get to a
new perm because you know, a later segment. But but
I will say, you know that algorithm. It can get
you in deep trouble. That's how the young men got radicalized.
But me for a perm.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
So the dots between you liking perm talk posts with
this woman.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
So you arriving here today, Well it was last week
and it was sort.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Of a I told my mom Blair was coming in
and she goes, oh, she got a perm.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Matts. Matt's mom knew I got a perm, which I
was really thrilled about.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
The hair professional.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah yeah. And also I must say that, uh, my father,
who calls you agent for three six?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Who Matt? I don't you might have been the first
gay man he'd ever met.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I kind of got that sense because I kind of
got the sense that I was like enchanting him.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Oh oh he loves you know yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
And I think I also got him with the mile time.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Agent and I was like, wow, you really connected with
him on the straight mail fat.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well, I'm good at that. I can code switch like
a motherfucker. I know.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I saw you.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh you trust me, we get we get a straight
Iyron here, I'm like yo, Christopher Nolan, right, I'm like
ten hot, et cetera. I'm like, yo, dude, brother.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, no, oh my god. My parents were very charmed.
But ye, anytime like you pop up on something's agent.
I saw agent four three six. If he if he
names someone, it's there a nickname for life.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's a cool thing, because that is a great thing
four six because that's the mile time.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah, them all of the time. So he called them
agent four three six.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Though I know how to impress heterosexual guys of different generations,
just not enough that they sleep with me.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, I was I was about to say, look, it's
not hard, you know, it's actually so easy. You think, yeah,
men will fuck a door?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
What's going every time?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I think should I have this one by the croissant
or and be like even a little like tight? And
then I was like, no, men will fuck a door.
Men eat the croissants.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Where are they? Where are they fucking the door?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I don't know, I don't know how they would.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Fuck a door. There was no there was nothing else.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, no, they would. They still fuck doors. They still
fuck doors. There's they still fuck doors.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Women would fuck a door to No, they wouldn't. It
would be way harder.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
I don't even bown. I don't even know how you
get a door in there. Let's be real, way, can
we be real? How would you even get a door
shoved there?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You're really centering sex around the insertive experience.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, that's why I prefer it.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Period.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm just saying, your sex is your sex out there.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Now, your sex is, as Matt said, your sex is
your sex out there.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, So unless you're what's going on with you sexually
right now?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You happy?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
No, I just look, I've had a rough year. It
hasn't made me feel the most. I'm dealing with acute grief,
which is an odd, peculiar, out of body experience that
doesn't make you, if you can believe it feels super horny.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Would imagine? And we love you, by the way.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh, thank you. I love you guys. And you know
I'm of a certain age now that I'm not out
here really tossing it around.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
You're not hopping on in the streets.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Now, you're not looking at doors different.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I'm not looking at doors different because how to get
into the tiny, little, tiny little pin.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I just have a memory. Sorry, we'll get back to
your grief. But were There's a girl who sat behind
me in the sixth grade and she was up pressing
herself against the corner of the desk, every single corner.
Shell me what she was doing.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We were like, Amanda, soothing Amanda. Of course her name
is Amanda.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
It hat acting cag as fuck.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
But what you say, wait, wait, do you think she
knew what she was Yeah? I think she was exploring
her body and and that way I celebrate, But I'm
just saying in the insert of penetrative way of sex,
like sex is whatever you wanted.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Did you talk with the other kids, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
They were all like, hey, like, are we all noticing this?
It's okay, it was no one was hurt.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Really, you guys are all chill about it. You're like, yeah,
I mean, Amanda gets a little freaking frisky in the
afternoon post nap time. She needs that little corner desk.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It was, she's that little.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Desk corner just to take a little me time. You know,
is so crazy crazy, I'm so perfect.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
You bullied that girl, you're acting well crazy?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
No? She did it all yere, which tells you no one,
no one spoke it was. It was classic case of
who's going to tell her you first? No one bullying,
you all talking about it without mentioning.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Something that's not bullying.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
That's classic textbook, textbook housewives. No, it's very Joelle and
Tiberia Code. Have you been watching Rhode Islands?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I started watching it, but then Rosebud said, we need
to watch it together. You gues were watching all I
saw a preview of I ran over a woman and
they're like, what do you mean you ran over a woman?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, ran I can't believe. I can't believe the casual
I ran over a woman and.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Then it was revealed.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
She's like, why you asked? Why are you even questioning?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Totally, She's like with a car, Alicia is the star.
Alicia's the star. She went fifteen months per hour.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
She rounded a corner, a woman dove across her, her winshield,
that's what that's her sty.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
She clarified it. She was like a woman, I ran
over one on my car it's off. I'm done with driving, right, Wait,
you ran over a one with your car?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah? Yeah, I ran over a woman.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
But then now now she's in press, she's been like,
now I's going fifteen months per hour and this woman's fifteen.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
So she was coming out of her red light and
a woman she Alicia claims, dove in front of her
car just just appeared out of.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Nowhere, like in the clip that she asked annoyed that
there's a follow up question.

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Speaker 3 (39:06):
H I mean, I'm just so busy. I do need
to get back going because I have been seeing mediums
this year.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What are they saying?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
You won't like it? I didn't. This last one said
that r J. My brother really wants me uh to
meet the love of my life and get married and
all this stuff. And I was like, excuse me, like,
you know I that's not really my focus. Yeah, and
the medium kept hitting that and I was.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Like, okay, I got it it.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, So I think that.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Did you cross reference mediums on this? Did you?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I did?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
And he said the same thing.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
No, only about this was just this last one. So
I crossed reference on a lot of other stuff. I
really hadn't been seeing mediums until my brother to hype, right,
And I will say this about it. It does make
you feel better, okay, good, Like whether or not it's
fully true, it's it's a soothing.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, yes, except this one kept pushing this thing that
r J was saying, which leads meetably that it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
R J, I know, except for that he did say
that when he.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Was he was so he was always riding hard for
I told my.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Mom that, and she's like, yeah, well he always used
to say that. So and I was like, all right,
you guys are on my ass.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
So how many mediums for?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, I mean I wasn't looking for any predictions. I
just wanted to talk to him. Yeah, and I still
talk to him all the time. But yeah, it's just
so it's such an odd experience.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, and then to even wrap your mind around horniness.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, it's like when my friends are like talking to
me about it, I'm like, yeah, totally, you know, yeah,
it kind of zaps it out of you. But I'm
hoping to, you know, have a resurrection.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Do you find that New York is a baseline horning
your place and so you come here and it's kind
of like a little because I find that I do
jack up a little bit once a year.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I think that you're just more out here, but like
I love the in look. I mean, I know, I
am a pure California girl. Like I love the sun.
I love a pool party.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
And don't don't even speak about the sands.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I my favorite thing. Like if I were to really
have like a choice of a party day is a
day party and I go to about a heaven. Yeah,
I just like, I love like a pool party. I
love a beach day about it, like all that stuff.
I like.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
I like the cat what the sun to suck you dry?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
It's like a very sexy.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Of course, she's the best conversational hike I'm ever in life.
Hike no, because you can, I say us, me, you
and Greta are going on our hikes sometimes featuring abe
if we were lucky. Yeah, those are one of some
of my favorite memories of me first moving to La,
like just being like, oh my god, we hike here.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Now Greta is like doesn't like hiking anymore.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
She's she's ripping in the Yeah it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
She's so shredded.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, She's like she's like, can you beries with me?
And you know, if it's too much, you can just
do do a floor. Because I'm always like I'm doing
low cortisol ship, which okay, right, I already did my
like uh nca athlete life, like the life's behind me.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You've disciplined yourself already.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
But she she was telling me about going to some
like chakra healer type of I'm sure she's like she's
pushed this on you wouldn't. She's not not that she's pushing,
but I am like, I'm like, okay, yes, Greta, I
will go.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You are your orders on pushing.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
It's working on me.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
She wants me to go to hot yoga more than anything.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I'm like, no, I will go.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah. I mean like the amount that she pursued like
she did. She's like, I that was her New Year's
resolution and then she just went for it. And she
is a workout. I was like, you should do like
a workout video would be so fun.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Well, I said, she needs to bring Matra back, not
your back.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
That was so fun. Always pandemic, not a fan. I
feel like it a rebically revocably you know, changed everyone's brains,
like real freaky.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Now you know what I'm now realizing. Blair on Summerhouse,
Blair on Summer House, you would take off let me
tell you something.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I want to see you. Oh my god, oh my god,
just you sunglasses on, like laying out like at the beach,
just like heruse in any conditioned skateboard.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Skateboard. He wouldn't know what to do with orders here now, bitch, yeah, yeah,
you want to do a food review, I'll show you
a fucking food review. I like toss it, like like
toss him in the pool without even like just like
the flick of a wrist. Here you little boy, over

(44:01):
your shoulder, my shoulder, Yeah, like I destroy him in
like flip cup and then just like bark in his face.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You know who'd never sing again? Jesse if he sung,
if I could.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Meet a growl by the Crown, growl, if I couldn't
meet a group by the beach, I would you' you're
nailing it because he's such a big mouth.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
What is his real song?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's like I don't know his real song, but I
but oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Producers are like Summerhouse super Fish, and we had we
had guest requests for several of them. But I was like,
I just don't want to take aside. That's how parasocial
I am about it.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I know, well, I do go on podcast all the
time and forget that, like a lot of people listen.
I just feel like I'm we forget that all the time.
I it's much worse for you guys than me. But
I mean, like you just feel like you're chatting with
your friends and then all of a sudden, excuse me,
I heard what you know?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, we've never really been like confronted.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Oh you haven't. Have we been confronted.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I've never been confronted that been confronted. Right step to
that west Walks.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I dare him to come here.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yeah, oh you and your trunk, your sad little short
trunks for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Can I say though?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
It obviously gives incredible And I'm not complimenting him. I'm
just saying, this is part of the indictment. It obviously
is bombed, Dick. I think otherwise, I don't think both
of these girls would be, you know, wrapped up in it. So, yeah,
Serra was out here like a few weeks ago. I

(45:48):
watch it happens live being like, yeah, I love Wes.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
But yeah, she said his ass, but that's because she
hasn't seen the football players ass. She's gonna be like badass.
This seventh grade ass is fucking tight end kidding me. Anyways,
once we get that, once we roll in that NFL player,
she's like, what's who you know?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
More like East Nor yeahs Norse.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
If I And what's the real song? We don't we
don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Oh you're a fan falling in love?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
She got a clap going. She goes, I guess I'll stop.
This has this I will say, this has like scarily
polluted all of our feeds in a way. I'm like, wait,
this is sticking.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
This is I just don't think. I'm sorry. I'm still
stuck on the dig being bomb. Here's the thing I can't.
I can't go past this. I do feel like it's
the it's just the classic thing of intimate and reinforcement.
Like as Dara said, you know, he's the best boyfriend
until he's your boyfriend, and so when they never know
what's going to happen, it's the uncertainty that keeps them
kind of going back for more. But I think if

(47:08):
there's any certainty, nobody's staying there. Baby. I think that
Kyle and Amanda will be back together by the reunion.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wow, fucking out of your mind.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Maybe not publicly maybe not publicly, maybe not publicly.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
You're right, You're right, Like, like, who's to say?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Because and then it comes out like every also every clip.
I can't believe we're still talking about So he was
he was there right away, Yeah, and it was immediately
and then and then west it comes out has had
like there's a girl the horse hair tie girls like, yeah,
he was my full boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Like while this is going on, like multiply the girl
that he got the horse hair tied from, yeah, said
that that was.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
My boy tiktoks.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah that's atrocious.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah. And then like yeah, I just wogree up with him,
like you know, a couple of.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Weeks and she and Sierra had allegedly hooked up with
him like three weeks before.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
That's not true. I pray that's not true because that
is one of the most diaball I mean, like aside
from what's actually already happening. I mean, I don't know
how he could do that. I don't believe that's true.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
What are the things in culture besides summer House you
want to talk about? Because I know you're just burning
up with you know.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
What am I burning up on topics?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I'm I recently, Zara Larson has come.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Into my awareness midnight time. You're kind of her coding.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I thank you. I really appreciate that. The way that
she shakes her fucking ass is incredible because we've been
needing more of that shaking. We oh, we haven't had
it for a while, Like she's.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
The daughter she is the daughter of, like Shakira and Beyonce,
like you know, Megan.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
The science has has been really like keeping the ass
shaking going for us, like and she's needed a few
more to come into the ether. And so I'm really
liking what I'm seeing on the TikTok, like when I
when I'm scrolling after you know, I take my night
on me and then I'm on there and I'm locked
in and I'm saying and then I like and then
one hundred more as our larcense.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Does it inspire you to does it inspire you to
shake ass?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yes? I actually went to a dance class recently that
was really fun, and it was like a girl's drinking one.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
As well, So girls girls get c yes, And I
had the time of my life where and when, well
it was.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
A girl put it on a private one.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
But I have been clutching the iHeart thing with both hands,
saying this it's just uh yeah, this girl.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I got invited by a friend of a friend because
that was one of my things is that this year
I want to do like pursue fun with things that
don't have a means to an end, and like I'm
always touring and all that stuff, and like I was
just do dance class that I did as a kid.
So fun. The drinking was even more fun with.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It, Yeah, not dangerous, there wasn't No girls were.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Wearing heels and I decided, I decided I brought the
heels and I was like, no, I want to get
too nasty, right.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
What were you drinking?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Okay, So it was like bubbles and bubbles and ash.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
There was some pregame drinks as well. Last night I
had a five to six Aparall spritzes.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
But yeah, that sounds like karaoke night with Rosebud.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah. And you know a thing that I find a
shocking about the New York is like everyone.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Was sober, a lot of soprise.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
You're not a big.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Drinker, Like I don't even drink very often. Like I
was just like, oh, I'm exhausted. I gotta pick it
up to get with all these singers, you know, and
they're all sober doing.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
That, you know. I will say the thing about karaoke
is sometimes it benefits to not be totally fucked up,
because when you're totally fucked up, you pick songs that
are more ambitious, and then you're screaming because you also
don't have an awareness of your volume when you're a
little bit drunk. So when you get waste it and

(51:00):
do karaoke, that's when you wake up in the morning
with a voice from like hell.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I think that a lot of listeners will take that
little snippet of wisdom and hold it with them for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I that's public domain, it is, but that was.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
A reminder that they didn't know they need to be
refreshed on. And look you want if you can believe it,
you're not finding me karaoke maybe ever. You know, I'm like,
I'm in front of the microphone enough. I don't need to.
But a lot of other.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
People I've ever done I try by Macy Gray.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
No, you know, one person did suggest Bondie Heart of
Gas and it strangely worked perfectly.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, because you're.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
But what I really would like to sing is like
gin blossoms, heye jarlsy. But I don't have that.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I don't know that. I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Oh my god, no, I can't. That was a trick.
You just try to trick me. You guys are actual vocalists.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
No, not me.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
No, I don't do karao okay ever, and I never
have because.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You felt like last night was such a rarity. I
would have loved to have been.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I've done. I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I wish you guys would have. I assume you guys
are at like, I don't know where do you assume
we were Stephanie german Ada's house.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
That's why we don't get into it anywhere because sounds
me while she don't text us, I you are our Gaga.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I just went and saw her third row with my mom.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Lost my mind.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
It was incredible. It was unbelievable. I mean, what a performer.
She's like, she's just my all time number one.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Well, there was there was a time when when too.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Busy freaking praying to do anything cool and look, I
love to pray, but not on money. Sanctioned apps were
involved in weird ship go back to don't.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Speak, go back to don't speak, go back to don't speak.
You know, you know another reason why you don't have
to qualify red because Gaga has done.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
It for us.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Oh really mayhem? Oh yes, mother mayhem, thank god, Lady
in Red.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah you know what we had read before, you bitch.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Okay, just saying that to Trump, not you, Steph, not you.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
We'll text you later. Have you always been a winker?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Oh yeah? I love to wink gets the best. I
love when anyone winks at me, you know, like I
used to think about it as like a kid, like
when an adult and you're just like, oh, they have
like a special little twinkle secret. You know, like there's
just no better feeling than someone winking at you. Or
like an old man who like says you're they're like,
oh you're so beautiful, like you know, an eight year

(53:40):
old man, and then they wink it and you're just
like and or they like, you know, give you something
for free at the coffee shop or something, and they
wink at you. It's so cute. I love it. I
love a link.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I love that you guys are not have not been
just just just just have not been like icked over
a wink well, really it all.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Does he who the of course person? You know, once
in a while you get a disgusting I well, it's.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Crazy the way when men look at women on the street.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Of course, I'm I have wink envy, and I think
it's just not anything that Asian people do show us.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Well, you did it with the wrong eye. What was
the wrong eye?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Because I couldn't see that one. You're like, I couldn't see. No.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Horniness is over, okay, okay to come here. I got
that subtle, subtle, subtle bow and wink, and I felt
a stir in my pinch striped trousers.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
They're gorgeous, by the way, they really are cute.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It was just online shopping.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
It always it all is like here's my thing. And
I've always been like this. I do love clothes, but
I don't love to shop. I think my mother raised
me that, Like we were like, oh, going one and done,
like when I first came upon girlhood where they wanted
to go shopping for like four hours and like ask
each other's opinion, Like I never need anyone else's opinion.
I know what I like, immediate leave. Yeah, I don't

(55:01):
like to stand in the store. But yeah, I love
online shopping. I got all the apps. It's like such
a problem.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah yeah you real, Yes, love the real.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
No, that is it's just the best thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
You get some iconic because you can get shit.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
No one else has, right, Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Would you do real, real brick and mortar? No, I
like no, No, Then she in the shop. She wants
to be home.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah, no, I want to be home. I want to
be at the pool party. I want to be at
Zara larcense.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, I'm not trying to be at the shop. I
like to have I like to have the items that
were procured from the shop, just from my phone.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Did you do the right of passage? That is California
girl at Coachella?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh yeah, years ago, years ago, And you know it
happens much earlier when you're a native California, Right, So
what are we talking?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Like?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I did it for like my early twenties.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
And so what was that like arcade fire?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Look?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
If you are trying to get me to disclose my
age on Matt Bowen and Stephane a German on his podcast,
you are really something because.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Just who were the headliners, because back then it was
like fire.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah, no, no one of them one of the times
and look, someone's gonna look this up immediately whatever. But
it was like like I saw Robin for the first time,
Like she wasn't a headliner, but I lost my mind.
It was so much fun. The Sahara time was really big.
It was like crystal castles. Oh yeah, what they call
what else? TV on the radio was like headlining, Paul McCartney.

(56:34):
Paul McCartney headlining.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh cool.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
But it was like we're all like it was poor
at the say, in like these condos with like twenty
people that are all just like out of their minds.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Fifteen people. Yeah, wow, Robin, I just like Robin.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Seeing Robin is there's nothing like it, Like it's just incredible.
Have you seen her life?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Yes, I mean I don't know who. I don't know who.
I think I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
She's sat in that.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Chair again, and I agreed to come back after, you know,
I saw you, saw Jennifer Lawrence, I saw some of
my colleagues here and I said, sure, boys, I'll swing by.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
We need Thank God for you, Thank God, good.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
For you guys. Like just absolutely taking over media I'm
so proud of you.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
We hold on, I'm getting breaking news. Oh my god,
Jesse Solomon at the Sahara Tap You're meadow Girl by Sahara.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
J Cook.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Probably will actually be in the Sarah.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
No, I'm sure he's.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Doing like what an active red Bull activation. A couple
of years ago. A couple of years ago, we were
there and it was DJ set by d J James Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
What's it called? It does have so many scanned of
all contours to it.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I haven't heard that name in a blue moon. Huh.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Well he's healing.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
He claims to be healing. Now.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yeah, I couldn't really hear his name over the planes
flying over his house. Huh.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
It is such a pull from like three years ago.
Vander You go, girl, I've never meant it more. You go.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Look look, say it's expensive in Los Angeles, Okay, even
for a DJ. Sometimes you land on our an airstrip.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Hear the house that was right under allio, that's right,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Like for the flight. Plans were not kind too, and.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Schwartz somehow inched his way back on the rally. Huh.
Some people.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Some things.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
They just.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Where are you stand?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
On Kent? Mixed Kent?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
You love her?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
No? No, she turned she turned on and all those girls,
how are you gonna ride so hard as the face
of the Ariana Defender movement? Make one hundred thousand dollars
on merch, send it to Darryl bitch and then you
turn on her ass at the end, I will never
heard on Ari. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I fully disengaged from the Valley.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Mental health, your mental health and a good spiritual probably
a for you.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
It was bad for I was like, I'm watching the darkest.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
No, we all went straight to hell with them.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Our favorite was when one of the darkest episodes of
The Valley was the lead in for the Cultural Awards
last year. We're like, oh, great, right, we have liftoff
kinda like it was like just the worst vibes on
the Valley, just like Jackson Brittany in the gutter. And
then it was like now the Cultural Wars and I
was like, and I saw I asked that. I'm like,

(59:52):
what's our lead in this year?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah, that's like I'm just curious.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
So that it's not like the equivalent of a funeral
on the Valley.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah, I will hope it won't be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
You know, it's on a Wednesday, so we'll find out, say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
From any new summerhouse breaking news, which could happen to
any goddamn second.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I might have to record before this comes out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
The Valley is like I had to stop. I was like, no,
I feel like I'm being privy. I feel like I'm
in a child locked in a home of domestic violence.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Sorry, Andy, if you're watching.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
This, he doesn't. He doesn't have much to do with
the Valley. He's the housewives. Okay, guys like he takes
the housewives personally?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, you know, I'll just say this and look, not
everyone's for everyone, and I think that is part of culture.
And uh, I think that is part of culture. Yeah,
ain't the Valley not for me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah, it's stopping for me? And they've let some people
on that, you know, yeah, that you weren't forgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
How many times do I have to forgive? Okay? I
get a certain number of passes, which is something I
don't think you girls are really keeping up with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
I want I need to sit down with the Valley.
Is it called Persian style?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I haven't got Yeah, I feel like the Valley Persian style.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I haven't watched it. I have seen it come across
my peacocks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It's got right, that's it's like. Yeah, so they can
sort of keep Reza, keep his name afloat, which I'm
grateful for, which I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Mean absolutely still slang and listening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
To the still sling wet listings listings list I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Wow, yeah, my number one protest. I am obsessed with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Look, why do you chaf Look?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Okay, I can't say that I understand this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
This is a straight guy that he wants to to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
To fo I know, and look, I can't say I
understand this specific man, Ryan and your sexual attraction to him.
But I can say that I don't know. If you
guys remember that I famously I was a misguided woman.
I had just you know, experienced a pandemic and I
had a moment. And I'll be very vulnerable with you,
as all those who have come before me in this chair,

(01:02:00):
that I did have a moment a season or two
where I was attracted to the Oppenheim.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Oh do you mean winkled boss the Oppenheim? Oh oh no, no,
I'm sorry I'm sorry you meant that you met the
selling Sunset twins. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I said the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Exact opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
How much smarter he is than us? You're talking about
tech giants, Winkley, No, right here about Jason and the
other one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Oh no, no, no, I totally, totally, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
You know what I like? You know what I do love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I don't mean to chase it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Effident bald man, like a shape, like a self shaved
bald ask confident man. It reads powerful to me. I
love a bald guy, and a lot of people were
concerned for me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Also, short can be very powerful.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I don't mind the short guy, which shocks a lot
of people coming from the athlete world.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Well, you know, all I'm going to say is one
time I had a short king Berry's trainer, hopped on grinder. Afterwards,
found the shortest guy I could find.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Oh he inspired? You fucked him? And it was it
was it him? It was great. It wasn't it wasn't
the trainer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Well, a lot of the hottest guys are short because
you can't have everything, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Yeah, Well, I'm just saying, like it's snaky.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Glazers sells a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah. Yeah, she short kings.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
No, she has a shorter and her last special she
talks about it a lot. But she was like, you know, basically,
the way to get a really hot eye is to
data short.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they are a beautiful man those shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, I like the shorts sometimes YouTube shorts. Shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
If they're not like so angry you know about being short, Yeah,
they they really are, And I want to tell them
it's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
It was like, you're hot, No, we support you, Like
the tides have changed like this is that was back
on yesteryear.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
But how but how much of their identity is so
like gripped around this like chip on their shoulder about
their height. I'm like, bro, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Well this reminds me of The Twist and The Materialists,
which I haven't been able to sleep since I wanted.
I don't think I haven't been able to You don't
think we should talk about it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
We let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I couldn't believe they went there. Within the Materialists, the
revealed that spoiler alert for the Materialists haven't seen it
five four three two one spoiler town Okay, the revealed
that like Pedro Prescal had the surgery that makes you
six inches taller and that's why he has like big

(01:04:32):
swang and Dick and like canuck to go to Johnson. Yeah,
is this just a surgery that people are having?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Oh yeah, you haven't really there's a whole my I
first heard about it through and it's part now it's
a joke. It's being sucked into like looks maxim culture.
But it's like it's like you go to not Turkey,
but they're just places where they basically break your femur
and have and install a mental row.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
The crazy. I think we need to go there now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
That's insane and to make Pedro Pascal to have some
sort of you know, sensational fake ass twist like that
to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
And the way it was in the movie too, it
was just like she sort of like pulls over a
cover and like sees his legs and knows immediately he's
had the surgery and he sort of like sulks away
to the kitchen and they have like a quiet conversation
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I'm like, what it was so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Chris Chris, which which is the christ Eavens Chris Evans.
Which of the Chris is Evan's like I'm poor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
And you know he was comically like he was like
I can barely open my drawers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
He was so poor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
His window was every window when his house was crayed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I will say I have such like a I'm very
drawn to Dakota Johnson, like I am in trance her. Yeah,
like I I think she has a fabulous personality. She
has some gene sequa to her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
He has that I am in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I am in trance by Dakota Johnson.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Absolutely. I think you two should not throw stones at
people who are born with short legs, fictional or realgous
long legged people. I was in doing stones.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
I just said, anyway, King.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I'm saying I've dated some shorties and like not for
a short amount of time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Was that a joke?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
It was not. It was accidental, like I want to
choose on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
We got to move on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
That. Anyway, short people, You're fine, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Time, Ratty, if you can believe this is where we
take one minute to really.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
I was on the very first one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
You were on the very first I don't think so, honey,
live what a time? What's that little It was little field,
Little Field.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yeah, well I really pulled that from my hole.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
We did two little fields and then we did a
whole bunch of bell house bell houses. Maybe one day
we'll return. Maybe I am gonna go back to the
house for this ONEI the house, this house of summer.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I see this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so
many his time starts now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I don't think so honey, that carl O Lindsay are done.
I think get back in the saddle, get back in
the sack. See what happens, See what's developed with a
little bit of tension. You're in support of this. I
gotta say all the most charming interactions of this season
have been between carl O Lil Lindsay. I love Carl's
housewarming gift to her. He walked over and awkwardly was like, hello, Lindsay,
you have a really nice home and I got you

(01:07:25):
this for your housewarming and she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Okay, cool, thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Like I kind of think like they're operating on a
level that we need to explore again thirty seconds. I
think we needed to get through, like Lindsay, now she
has you know, her darling child, Like we don't have
to saddle call with that. He's gotten through what he's
gotten through. He has his baby, the sober bar, you
know what I mean. We're up and running. We now
know what's really important. After the West End, Amanda and

(01:07:51):
Sierra and Kyle of it all, we can like now
see the forest for the trees. I'm just saying, we
did a t mobile thing with Lindsay. We loved her,
we're charmed by her, and all seems like a gentle guy,
and I think.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Let's revisit it. And that's one man. Maybe we love Carl,
we love him, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I don't know how behind that I am, but it's
definitely my I don't think so, honey. And you fist
pumped like a like a brother, like a brother brother,
so you agree.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I just think it's so fun how he's like approaching
her now, like they're sort of using this very afraid
of her bridge, and then every single time she's like, well,
I guess you're like not that poor anymore, Like she said,
like slightly like less mean things than she did before,
Like each one is just like a slightly less mean insult,
Like she's it's getting nicer and nicer and nicer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Are you pro Lindsay culture?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Lindsay is a necessary fixture in reality TV? I like so,
I think I think reality TV god, Yeah, yeah, she's
She's a reality TV legend and we need her on
our screens.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, I think he he's I like a mama's boy.
I think he's He's He's quite win to me and
a lot of people. Well, I think you should date him? Yeah, No,
I think you and Carl would be good. Carl is
so sweet. No, I have no interest in him romantically
or sexually.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Well, you've not met him yetmon doing a cover. You
just haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
That's from my biggest inspiration, Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I don't mean to pick on him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I'm kidding everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
If there's anyone that I'm comfortable picking on, it is
Jesse Salomon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Well, I do want to say this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
If this season ends with like Jesse and Sierra fucking
I'm going to be really upset.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
No, not to bring this up, but sorry, I just
did get brought up, like the fact that Wes had
the nuts to have an entire episode about about Jesse
moving weird For bringing up possibly making out with Sierra,
He's like, yeah, I just think that would be weird
since she and I dated and he's full on day

(01:10:00):
a man like that was a full episode this season.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah, what's in very long ago moving weird?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Give me a break.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
No, I just think people would say like that, you're
moving weird.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
No, I'm not saying I just think like other people
would say that, like since she and I dated.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
That you're categorically moving weird.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
You're moving weird.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Okay, boonen youang? Are you ready? Figure? I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Yeah, I don't really have one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Yeah, but these are always your best No, not true. Okay,
this this is Bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey.
As time starts now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I don't think so honey. Any vibe celsius. I don't
think we're being honest about what they're even trying to
to give. I don't understand Arctic. I don't understand tropical.
We're just naming parts of the world. There are no
flavors associated with these parts of the world. Maybe with tropical,
but Arctic. What's the flavor profile it is? What name it?

(01:10:55):
Name it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Barkling? Frozen berry?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
No fro?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
What is frozen berry? What if frozen berry? I want
my fruits.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I think Celsius, let's not too let's not fly too
close to the sun, stick to the fruits. I think
Celsius is worried that they're that the whole, that it's
too much for chicks. But I think that's that is
the beauty and power of Celsius is that it's all
fruit based flavors fifteen. So I think anytime they veer
off and go to cola, if they go to vibes,
I think that's when we start to that's when we're

(01:11:27):
we start to manipulate science a little too much, and
we start to disturb the natural order of things and
what flavors we are used to and vibing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
And that's one minute. I what did I say? Those
are always your best?

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
No, that's I am one hundred percent with you. Boyn
I do not understand the Vibe series. They're not flavors,
they're DM music.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I do media music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
And I'm telling my wonderful assistant Michelle, now, I'm like,
just get any She's like, what are your Celsius flavors like?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Anything except the vibes? I don't care. I'm I'm so easy.
It's not that I'm difficult. I just don't want the vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
The vibe. His vibes are not flavors or abstract concepts.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yes, I do want that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I do want to show you something that's going to
make you shake and shiver. Color have your glass? No,
this is this is actually crazy, that's what color. So
this is yellow, this is Arctic vibe. That's that's what
that flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
I like, No, this just happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I don't have the same problems as Bowen. Until you
never want to see it outside of the can you can't.
I will say, there's something really wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
That's the that's the radioactive ship that turned the turtles
into teenage Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, it's My only thing about you being like really
in the Celsius is that this is this is That's
not a color that needs to be in your body.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
No, that's not a color that the human eye is
meant to witness.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
This is my this is my thing, and it tastes
less like Arctic vibe outside of the egg Zacht.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
That's how that was. When that's Alex Mack in a cup.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
It's Alex Mack.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
It's very a it's very yeah, like it's Alex on
a powerless day. It's Alex Math turned into her superhero
form on a really hot, humid day and melted like
a motherful.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
With all the viscosity left the building.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Honey, viscosity down, not the way you're really good at it.
Now my pussy is soang. Okay, yeah, so I guess
I'm on board with you there. It is if I'm
gonna drink a Celsius though, like arctic vibe is my flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
So what are you saying?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I'm just saying like it has to be cold and
in the can and then I can abide it. Once
you do this, it's a bridge too far, and now
I have to put it down. Actually I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
I just like seeing that disgusting visual just made me
remember that I'm going to have vulnerability hangover for mentioning
the Oppenheim Twins.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
No, don't, don't, don't. And I'm sorry that I confuse
them with the Winklevosses.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Oh, I'm sorry to So.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I think no one has anything to be ashamed about.
You showed how smart you are. You showed that doesn't
that short kings have power sexually? Going with this, I'm
just saying we all showed our multitudes there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, No.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I've been to a lot of therapy though, and the
crush went away.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
So did you did you bring it up in therapy?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
No, I just think it happened like through osmosis, A
lot of incredible healing happened, and then sort of the
attraction I noticed went away on the following season, and
so all's right in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
So did you did the relationship with Kroshelle change how
you felt about him?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I think so. I I I'm a die hard for
I love Krishelle from Many one to the two forever.
I love her so much.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
And you know that was that they would have a blast.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Oh, I know we would love each other.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, while we have our producers
make that connection happen. It's time for your right, I
don't think sohni.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Are you ready? Blair?

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Am ready?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
All right? Well that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Because this I don't think, so Honey, is Blair.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Of Hockey's I don't think, so Honey, one of the
originators of the form and her time starts now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I don't think, so honey. Perm gate? What's perm gate?
It's when I got a perm last week accidentally. And
you know what, I don't think so honey. This act,
I don't think so honey, is about the perm but
into facto, it's actually about my five miligram TD nightamily
that I take every single night. That led me down
and actually radicalized me on the on the TikTok for
You page because I saw these beautiful women with this long, luscious,

(01:15:27):
loose curls and they were loose curl healthy, healthy, large perms,
and they were the curls were very large, loose, luscious,
and I thought, I want a uniform.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I want to uniform.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
I want a uniformed like a gracious, h grown up
looking curl instead of my skateboard curls. I walked into
that prim place, so it's a non toxic, a non toxic,
very highly reputable prim place. I said, I'd like to
let I'd like to look less skateboarder here, and then
they purned the shit out of my hair. That I
walked out and I said, what bitch, I said, I
like to look like Grace of Lonnako, not Lords of Dogtown,

(01:16:00):
and I looks like he's Lords of Dogtown. After we
had almost Goltes is a red one that does not
be qualified.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You don't look you of Dogtown.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
You don't look Heath Ledger in the slide, dog villaor
dog Town.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I love Heath Fudger to shout out Heath Fudger, shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
But you don't look like him. You don't look like him.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Well, they said it's gonna go down in like eight
weeks or something, a certain amount of washes. We're pushing,
We're pushing the K eighteen. We're gonna look into some
sort of I don't know, deep treatments.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
That's what. It's just such a misnomer. Why do they
call it a perm It's not permanent.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Well, it's a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
I will say I really loved I really loved I
really loved the when they were in, I felt so
nineteen fifties, like what those ladies must have felt like
when the curl things were in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
It's almost like when this type of singing was popular.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
A guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
The baby tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
And I Jesse time jumped like Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Oh, we need to watch that show with that's our culture.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
We need to watch that show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
It feels like straight You're gonna say straight culture.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Right, but isn't it like we love Paradise And I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah, my parents. Who I actually, yeah, you're right, I
should go and trade your lab and talk about Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
You should know that. Yes, absolutely, yes, Hulu shows that
strikes me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
It's like, weirdly a show George has seen, like he's
I think he's gone on like Paradise. Ask him.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Look, it's it's really well executed, a lot of lofty, lofty,
high concept. And I'm telling you they're landing that plane.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
They're landing that plane. Yeah, okay, interesting, Yeah, this is
what this is what we need. Maybe Paradise is for straights, industries,
for buys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I love industry is the one that showed me industry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Yeah, of course. See that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
It is hardcore porn on every Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
And and what's gay Summerhouse? I think.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Gay is gay?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Who calls drag?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Who calls drag?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Race? But for now we're coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I guess I'm rooting for It's Tough five Mikey Meeks.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Right, yeah, yeah, she's She's final three. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
So that's that's our discourse on that. But listen, we
had so many amazing discourses. I think this conversation flowed
like a river.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
It did I mean, I think we untangled so many
hot topics we did. The View is probably scared.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
The View shook about us.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Yeah, so we're taking over, you know, the View as
a podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Why every day?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
They have a podcast hosted by executive producer Brian Teta.
It's called Behind the Table.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Wow, Brian's wonderful, Brian's lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
I love you, Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You should go on the show. You actually would be
me would be amazing as a panelist.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Thank you, your days are numbered.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Joy. I feel like I love yeah, Joy. I don't
know if Joy would like me, but I would love.
I think that would be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I think Whoopee would think you were just delightful.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Whoopee is a lot of fun. I love her philosophy
on living with men. I don't want a man in
my house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah, yeah, so I don't want to have to talk
to anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
And then what did she say recently about She's like,
I take care of myself, my needs. She was like,
I'm not with the man, but every now and then, yeah,
I figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
She said something along those lines.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Intimating that she's got booty call list, which I love.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
For Whoopy go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I love that. I mean, like, look, everything's changed. If
you're a rich woman, you really don't need to kind
of get involved anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
We have credit cards, property for now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Yeah, and you got desks to rub on anything like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Ms mom doors. You say, I said first name Amanda,
and I don't even think that's her name.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Right, No, it's just Amanda heavy episode.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
It's Amanda's across the country, caught a lot of strays.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yeah, well, we're not generalizing. I think it's a coincidence
that these too, these two girls that we focused on
today were named Amanda. I didn't really focus on her.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
And we're hoping the best for both of them, and
we're we are hoping the best. We're hoping that little
Amanda's gentles are still sort of all intact.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Every you know, they should be called gentless.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Yeah, unless you like to take a beating hobo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Oh god, you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Can see Blair Saki performing at Mayfeft. That's the Hollywood
improv as part of Netflix as a joke. The podcast
is spaced out, and I think your life would benefit greatly.
I can't wait to have you guys on from just
getting an infusion of Blair Saki writing your veins, and
we're happy to provide you just a little sampling of

(01:21:14):
that today. You've been You've been on the edge of
your seat since her twenty seventeen episode of Last Culture,
entitled to Mischievous, to get.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
To Hear, To get to Hear. We had every episode
with the song don't speak, you know, so.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Don't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Guys, don't tell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
We always pick their key. Tough, all right, the whole
thing is tough.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
I really need to be more confident about my singing voice.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Sounded amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Thank you Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Last Culture. Reciss is the production by Will Ferrell's Big
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Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Podcasts, created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang,
executive produced by Anna Hasnier and produced by Decca Ramos,
Edited and mixed by Duck Bain and our music is
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