“Show H*le At iHe*rt” (w/ Aaron Jackson + Josh Sharp)

Matt and Bowen are joined by Josh and Aaron. Is there more you need to know than that? Josh shows hole. The first time ever to be done at iHeart. Take note! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look, may oh, I see you. Look over there is
that culture. Yes, goodness, wow, lost cultures, lost culture. He
is calling. Actually came in today thinking who is going
to do the ding and dong? Are they going to
take that from us?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You never know they're actually respecting the structure, the decorum
of this sload space.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What are you saying? Because they can hear you, I can't.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm doing subliminal messages to your audience. Y'all, y'all keep
doing what you do. Money what superliminal us we are?
We have the mic.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Satan is your kid?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
We heard that, we heard that, and we just want
to You can say that as loud as listen. Why
you whisper for that?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
You can still listen to Sabrina Carpenter, but listen to even.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Excuse me, cap is the Devil's music down? Have you
heard the new Madonna track.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
The Most sixty nine cents to Josh Island?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What do you need that type of money for?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
If I get one hundred and fifty dollars, I will
buy Fuegos their dance shoes. I want for line dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, you love Wagos ding dong los. Culturista's calling,
great host it host it go.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hello, I'm Jonathan groff ding Dong Lost Cultista's calling is
joined with of course, Liah Michelle.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hello. Hello, we know each other from the way back. Yes,
when does y'all meet? We met doing Spring Awakening off Broadway. Yes,
stop it. Yes, well then it made the famous leap
to Broadway, one of the more famous leaps.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now, what did you think of the time that you
guys were trying to get into the Tonys while Bowen
Yang and Matt Whitaker were also head runner the bathroom
and we were all the four of us were all
stuck outside.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The Tony's door. I loved that. Oh, we loved to
remember that always. We talk about it daily. I wanted, Tony,
you just might get one girl year my be your
year for na win a Tony. Oh I hope so,
I hope that would be so she deserves it. If
you think it will be funny, yes, I think everything

(02:09):
that would beautiful. Everything Marlon Mindel does is funny, winning award.
It would be hilarious herself. The quality and caliber of
that performance, and we can call it Tony worthy. It's
incredibly opening.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
We went to opening, yes, and we were on like
the third row, and we laughed really hard at this joke.
Everybody loves semen except lesbians, and we laughed really hard,
and Marla pointed us and went, oh, lesbians, And then
she clocked it was Joshumac.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh Hi. I literally thought you were lesbian. We were
dressed like lesbians. I was like a silk change like this,
a big wide brimmed hat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Now, this is actually a huge historic moment for the
two of you, because I feel like you have not
had this kind of hair, sort of synchronicity and.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Years in a long time. Are you, I guess, are
you technically longer?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't know, maybe you're longer.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You're both floating with broccoli cut. You both have gorgeouss
mod mod.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Mod the mod squad here.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
I grew out, I grew out of short haircut into
a shag, and then I decided to commit to the shag,
commit to shag for spring.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But now it's well, no, it's still spring. It's still
sometimes speaking of committing to shag for spring, it must
be a little warmer than it just was, because today
I was walking around and bodies, bodies, bodies of film.
Ryan Jones's friend called the skank Onknox. It must be
the because some of the sluttiest men straight, gay and otherwise.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
That the day where everyone decides, like now I will
wear my slutty summer.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Forget I'm wearing a jockstrap right now? Oh yeah, you
didn't forget? He showed us. Would you like to see
my ass again? We can do that for them. It's
for they react. A lot of them went running a
lot of this. You're going to show us you're out.
You know you're not gonna point it too camera. Okay,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go on your bent

(04:14):
in a way that would suggest this spread. That's the
first time I think we've been shown a whole on
They were dying to the whole time show hole.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I'm also wearing a jock strap because we're gonna go
to the jockstrap happy hour.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know what's fascinating, because Sam Taggart is gonna is
doing a podcast in this very building right now. Cleave
that out, please plead this whole episode out. Also going
to jockstrap happy Hour. That's very you know the cinematic universes,
will I know true heads could listen to both episodes
knowing they're leading towards that.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You think he's talking about it on his We should
text him and say, please, please speak on it. Let
them speak on it. Is George gonna go to Jockstraw?
You married that? Yeah, he has a lack of will
to hold on a second. We're the only ones not married.
Are you married? I'm not married?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But come on yea true, Come on me, I'm not married.
That's not what I heard. Oh yeah, what did you
hear about me? That you're married? That you're married? Where
did you hear this? A beautiful woman?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I heard it from page six, page six report, the
front page of page six.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Who's my wife? Tell me Diana Vice Advice and you
all are very happy together according to page one of
page six. By the way, a lot of you think
that my wife Diana Vice spells her name like Rachel Wess. No, no,
it's Diana Vice, like Miami Vice. Miami was actually her
great aunt, Mimi gorgeous. They named the show after her. Yeah, well,

(05:53):
they said she's such a beautiful baby. Such would you say? More?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Which when she was born? What happened was you said born?
And I heard louren Because I'm in the entertainment in
the brain.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Wait, we're not really Leah Michelle and Jonathan Ross or
do you want to be Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara.
I think we're Roseburn and Kelly her. But which is which?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's fascinating interesting, Kelly. Now I'm a f Kelly rose Byrne,
the husband of Miami vice Dianavice. Rather is her mother?
I guess? I guess step step nephew nephew of Diana

(06:39):
VISs law nephew and law.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Ma'am I am Lea Michelle.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You're the really of the traveling Liah Michelle. Everyone will
play her part.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I want to Tony. I want to say I wanted to.
I want to Can I say something? If I wish her,
I'd want one to me and one, I would say,
you know, quite frankly, I'd say give me one, give me.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Give me that thing called I would want one totally
was the first. If I wasn't her, I would want drama.
I'm a drama desk nominee.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
By the way, will know now if we're Tony nominees,
that's right, because we're going to find out on time
is so? Can you do you both do? Younger brother
in ragtime. Yes, vil. When Ben can't do it, we
both do it.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yes, you're off off stage on a theater, off site swing.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yes, one of these the back half, and one's the
front half. Right, and you get in that ben.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Le costume, half of Benley Viros and I'm the face
part of ben door face. You can sing, I'm the
face and throat of Benley Viros. Yes, and you're that.
Don't ask the Connector. I didn't, Yes, I did see Connector.
He can well. I heard his like a music great. Oh,

(08:03):
chick may be dead or boy chick is maybe on pause?
Pause to gay boy chick pause, yes, very the music industry, yes, yes, yes,
pause to day first name music, last name industry. We
learned lesson with that Troy Savon. Things can get a

(08:25):
little too gay. All these musicians are going to be
sniffing puppers. And then come back when you're a girl.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Yeah, be like one of your girls exactly when you girl,
you kind of resemble him as that girl injered girl songs.
When I'm in drag a long gorgeous blown out wig.
Troy doesn't that.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, did you see the poster I made for my Yes, yes,
that's where giving now. We were out to dinner with
Joe Firestone last night and she did tell us that,
uh you you had you were You were quoted as saying,
I've been in movies, I've written movies.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I've been on TV. Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
The thing that I've gotten the most positive feedback on
is the poster for my show Weird Girls.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
And usually that you know on stage you're slightly hyperbolic.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'm not being talk to talk about the numbers people
want me trans.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The dms are like, you're a woman, I like it better,
we like this better. This is that's how trans works,
because you're a woman. Like positive reinforcement. No, it was
this community coming together say yes girls, people like.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Even being like you're really pretty, Oh this is so pretty,
or people being like horny dms in a way I've
never received.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I like something like horns like you've never seen. And
I'm telling you people were horny for me as a girl.
I don't you were sent a picture of a body
part you hadn't seen before. I've never seen you, hadn't
you for you goddamn sexual microscope out the way you
are always? Would you say?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
The response was such that people were spreading cheeks showing
hole at.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Ieheart that kind of you know, I've never gotten that
kind of positive team to do it again.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I think I think you do it one more time
to your for your friend Aaron iHeart is title of
that show at I Heeart. That's really good.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
This is a Stradio Lab theory that Sam and George
have put up. Which is those pass which is you?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You are? You are an artist such as Lizzo and
you you arrive at across Roads and it's pitchfork target,
and it's and you only have two choices. It's target
or pitchfork. Wait, what is the other choice? I was
calling your pitchfork?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Do they have a pitch literally yeah, that's I guess.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
You're Pocahontas in a responsible way. We were talking about Pocahona,
were talking, well, of course, aren't you a gay guy
in the year twenty Cocahontas everyone I believe she She
was deciding between the smoothest course, Uh.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Huh, steady Coco is on my dreaming at it and
end or do you.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Still wait for me dream giver the target. I literally
forgot Cynthia's riff. I was gonna try to you, no
one can because the stone we were We were actually

(11:23):
on the subway the other day and we were again
so much grass. See they have not changed. Sttle, you're
going down in some woman. Lovely, You're going down in
some woman down to the subway. Advice my wife. We

(11:49):
were going down to the subway and this woman was
like just sing and just lost it. Said love you
by the way, and she said, wicked is And she
went like this wicked is U? And I said, has
anyone ever come up to you, pointed to you, got
in your face and just went must it is? Because

(12:11):
you know they do that to Cynthia. But it'll come
back when she's old. It'll be lovely. That's what happens
to them all. They like Judy Garland hated Over the Rainbow,
but of course you know she left. Yeah, everyone's like
over the right do the riff, Yeah, because your act
becomes your animal exactly. But in the end you have
a legacy. We hate text the musical right now. So

(12:33):
John Waters was in that chair last week, this one
and that one. Yeah, well he's eighty's respectful. This is
truly year old, never never penetrating stuff, and it's disgusting
at least straight. Now, you just fucked a woman, Josh,
I know that's true. That's okay.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
John Waters in the chair just talking about cult classics
and how no one wants to be a cult artist,
and we were like, we know our friends who wrote
to musical. He's like, I've seen a joshanaire and we.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Were and they were like they they are obvious. Like
as soon as the movie came out, everyone was like,
it's a future cult classic. And then y'all were like, well,
that doesn't feel amazing. It was I didn't have said
this failed failed fail.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I wonder what John says about this, because actually we
love the reception of Dickson so far as I'm like,
it shouldn't have been made at all. Yeah, but it
is true that making a cult classic is like you
just make a flop and sort of seven years later
people are like, actually it's a hit now seven okay,
so can I reveal somebody anything that's sort of like
everybody's like, well, it didn't really do well, and then
I think time passes and then they're like, actually it

(13:36):
did great.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
And then the story is why didn't it do well?
It's so good, like it can always retroactively sort of
balm that wound. Can I reveal something to y'all please?
And it's I meant to tell you this sooner, but
I think this is a great occasion. I promise they
didn't save it for this I want to do. It
went to death of a salesman.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I haven't been yet. We're going to go soon.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I opened up the playbill, I go and read Nathan
Lane's bio. He lists all of his credits, and I
was hurt that Dixon Musical was not listed.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
It was in another one he's listed in. Yeah, it
was in a Pinchers from Home Pictures from Home. Oh okay,
So then maybe he was just got too many. I
don't think he loves that movie. That was not him.
It's always the publicis is he's advice. I should know
better than anyone. My wife is a publicist. Oh my god,

(14:23):
for the art world.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Ah, well, that's dangerous, big money laundering. No, he said
at the premiere, I'm proud of this movie. And he's
not one to okay talk like that, to say, he's
still our dad who texts us to get praise.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, okay, that makes me feel much whatever I don't feel,
all is right Okay, good. I mean, and he was,
by the way, amazing. I'm sure, God he is. I'm sorry.
He's a hot Willie. He's a hot Willy is a
culture number forty at Willy Willy Lowman. Willy Lowman always
a great role for a fucking stud. Yeah, yeah, what

(14:59):
theater would be your dream role? All the parts and
even I'm going to say props just male roles. I'm
even gonna say that a mab.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I want to be in. Subways are for sleeping.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
This is a real familiar at all.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's it's a it's an old musical about homelessness on
the subways that I just like to think.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's like a charming comedy. Actually want to be in
I think you give an UQ. You'd be amazing. You
got to learn pets or I want to be that
big tree in Miss Redwood Tree Religion. I want to
be Why didn't I wear my red wood shirts, my
Josh shirt? I thought I was doing the right thing.

(15:47):
I have a perfectly good Redwood.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
I'm in my speaking ass my Jonathan David Smith. He's
a one for artist, is his ass.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
He's taking photos of your ass. I actually we've never
taken photos. You don't your photos, you you hose for drawings. Yeah,
I've done photos too, though, Yes, where are they? Well,
you know a lot of a lot of older people say,
take the photos of yourself nude when you're young, because
you get this, it just does. It will never look
like that, so we've all missed it. I don't know

(16:18):
we'd be some old girls you think older. This is
the youngest you'll ever be. Right now. That's the creamy
nugget of what I'm saying. You could say every single
day creamy due to that nugget, very egg just all
over it, like like you one musk. But you didn't
see when you showed hole for a second. I came everywhere.

(16:40):
That's why you got to keep your eyes open. Well,
I was playing for the cameras.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I had ordered all these chicken nuggets for us. Speaking
of creamy nuggets, how do you how do you get
the ass so juicy? It's it's really juiced upon Yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Are you doing for your ass? Ever since the drama desk? No, no,
it's gone right to us ass biking and the handles
go like this. I'm going to sing that at Cynthia
and I say my most my most fit friend, Clark says, really,

(17:13):
you gotta do I'm not even entertaining this joke because
that's actually a really sad story. Honey, it's a pitchfork
app It's Interruption Hour. Anyway. All you got to do
is walk on an elliptical at an incline, and apparently
you get ripped. People like that.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
People do the st but everyone says something. Everyone says,
if you do that, you actually have the flatestass.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
What everyone's body is different? Why can't the community agree
like they did when they knew that Aaron was a
trans woman, and the community needs to agree on on body.
I wish the community would just agree body, yadda, yaddi.
Joe Firestone got my name in her mouth, make me
make me sick and laudatory way she is. Joe Firestone

(17:55):
is the head writer of The Cultural Away. I know
that I heard this a lot. Really one of the
funniest humans alive. This will be good for everyone. Yeah,
what's that? Oh? You doing a SMR? What's the deal
with sparkling water? Okay, Jerry Off? People love it. It's
it's spicy. Yeah, I like it to hurt a little.

(18:17):
I love the stuff. No, ice. You don't need no ice.
You're and you're from the North. It's very southern to
like ice. Oh I've had ice and every single one
of my beverages for years, just from the North. You
what I just you said what I just said. I said,
look down on my ice coffee and you're gonna You're
not gonna drink that. You lie State of the Union.
You lie in your life getting better and better.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
What's more iconic? You lie at Obama or throwing the
shoe at George w shoe.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
The shoe was. The shoe was incredible.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
My dream role is Curtis and dream Girls, and I
will play it.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's gonna be, It's gonna be. Your face will be everywhere.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
In sound check for Weird Girl Songs, Kyle Kyle Bryer,
the Lovely's director Lovely and a Half, I half maybe
even cute in a double was playing home, just practicing
and was playing home and I started singing home and
one of the wait staff goes, that's for at home.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It was soundcheck. She was being fun. Yes, in an
earned capacity of completely wait staff can do anything. Yes
they can. They really. They get carte blanche, the white cards.
It's real culture number one, wait staff gets carte blanche.
Now go go off make fun of us, Yeah, make

(19:43):
fun that was your fun. That was you know you
were on sn L. It's a show and it's the
highest form of flattery is imitation. So you people should understand. No,
I just a little tender today. Of course, make fun
of jd Vance. I really never did. I would never

(20:07):
make fun of any author because how hard it is
to write a book. It's really have you written a book? Yes? Written?
You've written a long show. That's not a book. Could
be this one has written a book. Is there any
plans to take your show to the larger stage, to
the book market? Well, yes, this Sorry, we're taking the

(20:32):
show to Target. I guess we're making a real the
target arena.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Is there a target arena? Yes, opening, there must be.
There must be a Target arena.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Oh god, I'd be shocked that there wasn't. You know.
What I really can't wrap my head around is crypto
dot com which one is not? Again, that is also bad.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It makes you miss Staple Center, and that also SI
like at the time we didn't know how good we had.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You know, Staples, We do know how good we had it.
Staple is still a things, not as the big as
Crypto dot com. Crypto dot dot com.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
But you can't go to crypto dot com for your
loose leaf paper neither, so Staples still is necessary, sir.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I think Staples really ate down with the release of
the the easy button. That was a cultural It was easy,
that's the easy button, that big and the ads that
was Staples office Max Staples could never could never researcher,
researcher on site that was easy?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Is you anytime something was easy?

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
It contains everything. It's a synectic key. It speaks to everything.
It's holistic, you know what'sological everything?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
And I swear to God, I got by the way,
the weed that I spy and smoke in Los Angeles
is not a weed. It's chronic. I on the street,
it's the craziest. Jared Frieder, who's the biggest stoner I know,
takes one hit of my ship and goes, you're crazy
and lays down. I walk down the street to Michaels.

(22:14):
I have it all home, Decord now. I said, let
me pick this pillow up and walk around with it
for a little while. Maybe I'll buy it. It was
like it was like, you kind of crazy pillow. So
then I run into get this a woman and her mom,
and she goes over and she the first thing she
says is, I can't believe I'm running into you at Michael's.

(22:38):
I'm very high. I'm like, do you like this pillow?
And I had something else in my hand. I think
it was also from the collection. She looks at me,
she looks at the pillow on the other thing, and
she goes, you know, I think they look good together.
I was like, yeah, but that wasn't my question. Do
you like it? The mother goes, I don't know who

(23:00):
you are, so I'm just going to tell you the truth.
I don't like it at all. And then she goes,
I don't like it either, but I feel like I
can't tell you I don't like it. I was like, no,
you need to see the truth. He did, and she goes, Okay,
we don't like it. I was like, all right, I
might think about it, because I don't know I do
like it. She goes, okay, well, it was so great
to see you. I can't believe I get to tell
everyone I saw you at Michael's. Can ask what are

(23:20):
the odds this whole thing was a hallucination. Right, How
dank is that chronic? You know what I mean? Because
this is not East Coast weed, but this is West
Coast weed. Are you saying I'm going to throw it
out the twenty percent? It was? You were talking to
a Jonathan Adler Vaughn Right, truly, I did put everything
down and leave with nothing.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
The true like comedy movie cut where you go on
the trip and then it hard cuts you talking to
a door.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Rama Jonathan glad Adler pillows and like for some reason,
like two smocks and some art stuff because I'm going
to get into art. I guess yeah you should.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I just I just want to call out the mom like.
She was also hedging a little bit too. She's like,
I like them to get well, just say you don't
fucking like it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
She was just giving her daughter to the space to
say hi to someone she liked, and then she was like, listen,
I don't know who you are. I love that. I
am going to tell you I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Reminds me of one of my favorite Shakira quotes. Okay,
early Shakira when she was coming on the scene. Okay,
humble Mountains and all that yes, okay. She was doing
an interview and she was doing some quote about the
crossover to the United States, and she basically was like, back,
you know, in my home country, everybody I walked on
the street, shaq Shaqui, Shakira, I come here, I walk
down the street. People come up to me and they go,
who are you? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
And I love that.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It wasn't just like I'm not known. It's like people
come up here and they're like.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Who are you? And what are you? What are you doing?
What are your unfavorite Shakira quotes? Great point, you're not
a big fan of yellow. I love that one. Humble Mountains,
Humble Mountains, Shakira quote, your most unfavorite most things, she said,
I don't like one of your favorite one of your

(24:58):
favorite Shakira quotes.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
I hated when Shaqui said jet fuel doesn't melt steel,
beas I hated when she said.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
What did you feel when she said no, no, no,
I don't think you have to pay taxes? Well that
that's sort of iconic. I think that's potentially inspiring.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, there's potential to all evade all of a socialists.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Something I heard when I was in like elementary school
or middle schore or something is that's one of the
younger schools. And one of one of the younger schools
is a Shakira is a legal genius who speaks upwards
of six languages.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
I would believe that, I would absolutely believe that hips
don't lie, Hips don't lie.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Humble mountains and all that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Humble mountains and all that. Now I want to put
out a store as well, in the same vein as
Michael's pleeze five below.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Go to that you have you go, what do they got?
They've got, you know, minion, they've got cheap stuff for birthdays,
for children's because.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Then fun craft. I'm not sure. I don't want to
look into it.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I'm sure he doesn't even want to Google it because
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(27:52):
Do you watch before you three? I'm opting out of
the season. What she you'll get in, you'll get on
the highlight. She wore this gown to Sydney and Jacob's weddings.
I've seen pretty much everything that involves Alexa. I did
like the scene where she and she was like, Hi,
I want to work for you, and she expins a

(28:12):
little monologue and I was like, I like that monologue.
Like in season one when she slams the locker and
yells at Sydney Sweeney when they like, She's that was me.
I did that, didn't do that? And you're also Julio
Torre's mus it's like her, one of his great muses.
One of the fun things about Euphoria is that it

(28:35):
imagines a world where everything violent someone does is slamming
someone's head into something. They like that. Every scene is
someone gets their head slammed so hard into a railing
wall or surface, so much so that it would crack
in half, and you hear a sound that suggested cracks
in half, and yet it doesn't, and people survive.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
All these people from high school are still good friends
with a drug addict, drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's the one girl and have and have various jobs
or non jobs and can afford Botaga. Yes, well he's
in debt right and he's and he's wearing Botaga and
most incredible. And that's that'll get you in debt. That
I'll get you in debt. Trust me, trusted my wife. Well,

(29:23):
she's in debt, MoMA in debt. It's hard in art
publicity right now, totally.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
No one's buying paintings are They're not buying paintings anymore?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Buying pain sure bred dogs. What would you do as
an art publicist, because I know they exist? I would go.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I would go to museums such as Gougenheim. I'm sure
I would love the google to the paintings loudly go
I like this stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Shame you can't buy it. I wonder where you could.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
My sister Amy Joe Jackson went on as Tamara and
Titus Andronica So Broadway, Tamra being the lead, and there
was a guy next to my dad taking notes and
he was like, do you think that's a reviewer? And
I was like, just keep talking.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Wow, that Tamera sure is something dad, But I don't
know if it was the audience seemed so really a
buzz about the Tamera cover. Wow, that Tamra sure was something.
It probably was a reviewer, right if it was just
someone who's scribbling, right, writer? Who got did you have

(30:25):
a blog? Days? Did you ever see students scribbling along
as you slay it? Harald Night? It was crazy? Put
that book down, losers. Really, guy watched me fly? When
did you as a teacher, just want to say, like, listen,
you either have it or you don't. The first class
every day, Yeah, don't don't don't have don't. Yeah, but

(30:51):
sometimes who's going to make it? Based on looks? You? You?
You kinda kind of fix the nose. This one show
at heart, stand up straight, you slouch. You have to
show hold at the at the hallway with the crazy

(31:12):
hallway with the radio.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Anything you need, thank you, We just need that one.
Anything you need this is in this space, the hallway,
in this.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Space, the hallway on the twelfth floor. You know, anything
you need. You know who was in there, Nicole Scherzinger,
who they called the Pussycat Dolls. We're all dancing around,
they call well, I just it's basically Nicole Scherzinger featuring
whatever Girls Are of It. Yeah, back in the day.

(31:42):
Back in the day, they had names exactly. There was
one name Melody, Melody. I think there were two or
three named Melody. I don't know if that. I don't
know if that could be true. I think it was
a couple of melodies. Melodies in the world. There are
only three melodies in circulation. One of them was on
the show Hey Dude, played by.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Oh God, this is bad that I can't remember her
name search party. Oh Christine, this is bad. We're gay,
We're gay Taylor. Christine Taylor played Melody. Can I say
some dude?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know? She and Ben Stiller took a break and
got back together. Take a break, Stay up, stay let's.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
To while you write seven in season three. I can't
deal with you when you're doing this ship. I imagine
he'd be a good Curtis too. Oh my god, two
headed Curtis, two.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Headed white Curtis Curtis. There's something there. They were looking
to update Dream Girls, so two headed white Curtis and
a skinny I think this is an at home episode.
What do you mean it's an at home episode? He
was doing a calling a call to the waitress who said,

(33:04):
that's that's for at home. That's not okay. Do you
most comedy, most comedies called isn't it recognition?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Do you think after his recognition or surprise? I was
never good at knowing when the callback was for a
second beat. That's not true. Oh no, that's not true, Aaron,
Yes it was, no, Matt, it wasn't. You thought I
was good at second beats. That was my skill, coach.
You were my improv coach, and you thought second beats
was my big skill. Your energy, enthusiasm and commitment funny

(33:37):
was your big funny, big big mouse like my, like my?
Where should the mouth? Where should the four of us do?
A herald? Beacon? Beacon? Can we actually get real about
four the tour? Get real? You know we did. We
didn't receive an offer.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
We had car teams to talk, but born this very
becoming real. I can't feed them too much. But only
bump is that it is coke is coke and some K.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
If you're if you're rich, if you're these razors expensive, yes,
because of Iran the war are are getting getting your case.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Gas prices up, K prices up. I don't think that's
in the straights, opened the straights. If it's called just
for the tour, I feel like my.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Dream is for it to be a tour in one city,
which is king Theater, Beacon Theater, Radio City, Like it's.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Only New York City. We're touring for big venues in
New York My King's Theater, Beacon Theater, Radio City, u
C B fourteenth. I think we're going to run into
contract things with this unless we space them out. Well,
then we'll have our teams deal with it. Four after all,

(35:04):
didn't warm up. It didn't warm up. Interval is insane?
What is.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
That?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
A six? Seven? Now that's worth It's a perfect four.
It's very sun to see it. The Tony nominated.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Musical has a ten week extension. Oh good, is what
does really? September twentieth break?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, I didn't know that because it's so good. It's
the besk God for it, Thank God for no one else.
I love an eighty minute show on Broadway, Darling. I
still had to pee during Titanic, to be fair.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I have seen it upwards of forty five times, So
I did you hear who's doing?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh? Mary, Kamala Kamala is doing Wow. She was replacing Maya. Wow. Yes,
and they're doing Little Coconut Tree droke. No, she's Louise.
She wanted to be second on the call sheet. She's
gonna well, she's she's gonna learn both. She's gonna learn
both because what happens is Vega. Sometimes Kamala just wants

(36:24):
to be in service. She's for the people, and so
basically she just wants to do the supporting part. Some
night she said, which part is more vice? You know?
I saw, I heard. I didn't see that. She took
all the Cowboy Carter merch off the website. Oh yeah,
so it's coming and put just a picture of Josh's whole.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
So now I can resell all my Cowboy Carter merch
for money. I've been hoarding it like it's appreciated.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Side.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Did you know that I found a Princess Diana beanie
baby in Charleston? Wait, not Charleston, sorry, Colonial Williamsburg.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Thank you for apologizing. Where did you find it at
a thrift store?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Oh my god, I walked into the thrift store for
fun with the tag on honey, Yes, I remember when
Beanie Babies was gold, Yes, honey, And she sits atop
my dresser right now.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
In place of honor. Do you have any idea that
you're gonna be? Was? How much did you pay for her?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Okay, the thing is I went into the store just
for fun. I saw one beanie baby and thought, huh.
And this was a giant, like an antique mall giant,
and I thought, wouldn't it be fun if I found
a princess died beanie baby. Kind Of as a lark,
I went through every single aisle, skipped one weirdly, and
then didn't find it. Tons of babies, never found one.
I said, oh, let me go back to that last aisle.
There she was in a case stop price tag hidden.

(37:39):
I couldn't see it, and I said, so I went
talked to the person. I said, can you come unlock
her and let me see how much?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh my god, like it was fucking October eleven dollars?

Speaker 9 (37:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The woman unlocked her and said, you reminded me I
got two of these on my dresser cost me a
lot more than eleven dollars, And I said, market's good.
I'm going to buy her, and now she lives with me.
I kind of want to make her into a hat
or a brooch.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Oh no, just like for one night only. I'm not
going to ruin her, but I kind of want to
wear her. I think you should ruin her.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Finish. It looks as if hot off ties presses now
did gorgeous. It's a color. What a color?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You were in colonial Limsburg seeing it sort of break
the spell for you that you were sort of in
the old times seeing Diana.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, no, I will say they didn't have beanie babies
back then. A lot of the a lot of the
what are they called reenactors, they themselves broke the spell,
did they really? Well? What me and Michael.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I went with my legally wedded spouse, Michael, and for now,
for now, divorce is real.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And no, I was just talking about all of us
losing our rights. If you get divorced, that's business. I
was just telling the audience that our rights are at risk.
You whatever, if you get divorced, that's your that's your
Please keep it off the mic on a comedy podcast. Okay,
so we we see this woman.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
She's she's at the entrance to one of the buildings
and she's singing like an oh tell Me tune, and
we loved her like we have to go talk to
her and talk to her like Hi, how much to
like what you know? Like where we're trying to get
to hear whatever, And she goes use the app. It's
not her fault, but she's.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Again to get download the app.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
And what I'm like, They wouldn't have said this, they
would they would have offered me better.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Of course, I hope she'd been like, well, I mean,
use the apple some one in there, whatever lands is north,
use the app latching trails do nor were the apple lands?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
It was sad the way, and she went back to
humming her tune and it would do better.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Please. It ain't what it was. You would be really
good at Colonial Williamsburg. What do you think because you're
you're a natural, you're a committed actress, and a committed actress,
I'd just be churning butter in the corner. Oh yeah, hot,
jerking that hog.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Do you guys think there were effemini Asians in Colonial
Williamsburg that I could play?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
It was mostly yeah, you think you're effeminate. Yeah, you
think you're fate absolutely to my little bracelets and rings. Well,
that's something that you've put on, that's not your mannerisms well,
wouldn't you call my mannerisms if feminine? Show us your
things again? Yeah, you wake those hands all gay? Effeminine girl.
I like that you are effeminates. You who's the most

(40:20):
mask of the four of us. That's a really tough
phrase between Josh Matt Josh Matt, But that's really sad.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
If that's you two YouTube code switch maybe the most
effective what you said.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
You know, you know how Jeff Hiller describes as acting
straight in it's such a helpful way.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
It's it's you imagine all the blood slowly leaving your face.
You can't do any of it? Yeah, what's I can't
give you what you.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Want from you?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
You want? Why are able to go up that? It's yeah,
that is another good guys can't lift motions right right? Right?
So go ahead? Just can you how high can you
lift your arms? God, don't show him no thought for

(41:14):
a second. You were gonna go feral. You would have pause, pause,
you're too gay. Listen. Okay, if I'm going to say
it's a straight off between me and Josh, that's really rough.
That should be the for the tour. We can do
it straight off, straight off. Here's what I'll say, you
tend to like much straighter music and arts and culture.

(41:37):
Culturally straight, I would say behaviorally, I am straighter than
it's long Island and yeah, understood and accepted. Yeah, we
protect ourselves in different ways out here, Aaron, I actually
have very like interest in terms of video games and

(41:57):
animate which is also really straight.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yeah, anime stoner like that kind of ship is straight, but.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Actually really straight into that we're realizing it's really straight
and mask.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, especially when we sing. Vibrato is inherently extremely gay.
Why you're shaken? Like, why your voice? Hold it steady old?
This is steady boy. I've been really enjoying this part
of my voice. You make an energy sound and you

(42:29):
just go hard and you bury it back to it's
gonna from the back of No, that's safe if you
never say it wasn't safe because it's buried. Can we
treasure and you give notes on how we're doing the technique? Okay,
I'd love to track. That's good, really good? How was
that really good? Oh? Too much mouth going on? Oh?

Speaker 10 (42:51):
Okay, fierce, here's now give it again? Really good, so good,
really good, hot hot.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I'm be leaving. Dianavice after this episode. For a polycule
of mask guy, let's get really into brass tacks. You
have to date seriously for at least a year, sex
and all one star, actress, singer, or more of Hollywood.
Cameron Diaz in the Mask. Cameron is the Mask. We

(43:28):
were somebody.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
God, damn it, I can't remember her. Some gay guy
recently posted like, wait, I was talking to gay guys
and they're like, what's the hottest woman a woman's ever
been in a movie? He's like, my friend says, fade
done away in Network. And that's when I slammed, y'all
are faggots, Yeah this is And I said it's Cameron
Dias in the Mask and they were like, wait, A

(43:52):
woman were with said that. And then I asked some
straight boys I was with, and one of them said,
I can't remember some kind of like bond girly thing,
and and then one of them was like, I would
probably say Cameron Diaz in the Mask. He's like, I
used to kiss pictures of her when I was little.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Whoa in a magazine? In a magazine? She did? Really
she was. She was like, you've never seen anyone more.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
She made the mask go crazy, guys, were bulging out,
that's how hot she was.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
But I think I would I would love to date
Cameron Diaz in the Mast seriously for one year and sexually.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
You know who straight guys love Anna de Armas. Yeah. Total.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I was gonna say, no joke. Cameron Diaz in Charlie's.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Angels gorgeous, gorgeous in there as well when she does
the hairtot when she flips her hair.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Luke Wilson, I'm like, I saw Cameron Diaz in I
R L. I was in Vail, Colorado, truly hainous and
gorna sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was
seriously deserved.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
But this woman came off the slopes had like goggles on.
I was sitting having a hot coke or whatever, and
I was like, damn, that lady's pretty took off the goggles,
literally shook her hair. It was Cameron Diaz. She looked perfect.
I swear to God. Eleven children like ran up to
her in the eleven.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Yet like she was like.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
She was like children, Piper coming up like little kids,
magical and it was as if she was like their
like aunt slopes in a non drug way.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
And even children threw her hair around children. I was like,
this is screaming eleven. She was like, that's a Diaz doesn't.
The bakers doesn't. Eleven is a Diaz doesn't. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Culture number eleven eleven, that's a Dias doesn't.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Now, it is incredible what she's done in the Filipino community.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
That clip is she is. She is revered every day.
My friends made the best rice and she just makes
the face.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's incredible. The face which is I don't know what
the face is. I think it's just Cameron. It's just camera,
just Cameron movie. Would you fall in love with Cameron
Diaz too? Great question with the original question Charlie's Angels too?
Of course? You know what's an underrated one? Bad teacher

(46:30):
I've never seen. She's very funny and bad teacher, and
she's the teacher. She is the bad teacher. She like
smokes out her car and like like she hot boxes.
She hooks up with Justin Timberlake, but he like, but
he comes in his pants and they don't have sex.
Like that's very something about Mary. This is after they
had broken up. By the way, professionals love what's the

(46:52):
movie with Tony Collette in her shoes. This is Wild Party.
It was not Wild Party. I'm just it was a joke.
The joke was I said the wrong Wild Party. That's
Julia Murney. I know that's what the joke was.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Early days, I'm dB, I'm clicking on all these actresses pages,
seeing what is in pre production, pre pro, what was
in pre pro at the time for Antony collect actresses.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I loved IMDb movie called me Bussy. There you go
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
The movie was in her shoes in pre production. I go,
I'm going to be following this movie obsessively to this day.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
You still do. And here's the twist. It's still in
pre pro. Still still never still haven't forget it. You're
not going to the jockstrap party tonight with Aunay. It's
the Shirley McClain vehicle to end all Shirley McClain vehicles.
Talk Back hosted by Talk to Anna. Actually knowing that

(47:58):
you did this is important because I did the same thing.
And this was also were you like a little awards game?
Because remember it had it had awards, buzz it had awards. Buzz.
I was on the message boards. Oh my god, it
was devastated when it fell off awards predictions. I was like,
but I wanted it. I wanted in her shoes to
go all the way based just on a great title
in her it was a book. Huh. I love that.

(48:19):
I know I'm not behind my probably I'm not behind
that book. It was a book. It was a bookstseller.
It feels like it feels like the title of a
movie that where you're like, that was a book.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
A book name another one that about a boy, Devil
wears Prada.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I saw last year. What's the review of?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
They are like three well, Stanley Chuccio too, but there's
like three of the most famous people sometimes when they're
like doing if you really think about it, who am
I thinking about?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Are you missing? Are you missing?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
And Hathway those three Yeah, and you know, like the
they it was it was like out because in the
first one, of course Merrill was but Emily was just
showing up and Anne was famous but not like literally,
so it was just like sometimes they're in shots.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Together, You're like, damn, y'all are like this is like
movie stars. I think it was.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
It was very fun. It's not as good as Number one,
but it's very but it's very sure how much.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Did they spend on acting actor and actress salaries?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
For d W probably got one k? You know what?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Actually, what's day R eight times four?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
You know? You know what? I bet? I bet parody
for all three of them, most favorite, nation favorite. I
bet twelve point five each each. That's less than a
billion dollars. But it's a different culture. Do you think
they can back end? Yes, I didn't get back, and
you think they do anal honey to give you all

(49:47):
back in?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Come on, yes on this now there has to be
don't pull down the drop strap this time.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
There we go so nice. Just as I remember asked,
I'm I have asked as I do need actually has
been getting bigger. And you know what, Yeah, I look
at everyone's butt. If you were going away from me,
don't looking at your butt. The surgeries are working.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
The surgeries are working, the shots, the shots Matt has, Matt,
Matt's has gone so convex.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
My ass is big, your globe, just as I'm going
to look at that, it's so shape, it's fat, bigger
than it was, but it's maybe age. It's one of
my favorite things about Look at this. This is so funny,
this is so special. I love the Josh Aaron episodes.

(50:37):
They get so real. Yeah, they get so real and
so picture just like ever since I was little, the
first thing people would always say about me. And I
know this is crazy to complain about, but it's always like,
oh my god, I was like three or four, you
fat ass. It's just a fat fucking ass. Like it
just made me feel like growing up like that was
the good thing about me. It is, baby, I always

(51:00):
forget I was smart or like, but you're not. You're not.
I just don't have a fat, just a big fat.
I do remember some fat.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
As when you used to not want to bottom this
we're going way into the past.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I remember thinking, what a shame I've you've you've changed.
I've actually apologized to Henry about it, oh, because I
think that's not accepted.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
He was like, oh, that's nice of you to say
I didn't need it. I didn't need it. I need
just because I had like bottom fear.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I remember you said you you watch porn and you
watch the bottom and you want that, and I was like, yeah,
it must have been like twenty years. It looks like yes, yes, truly,
little boy. You're like they look like they're in pain. Yeah,
they are, but then then it turns good. Well, I
remember you said to me, this is.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Truly like how you know there are elderly God, you
were like, you were like that. I just been like,
taught us a lot. Sure of course, you said to me,
it hurts every time, but that actually becomes part of
it and becomes part of what's good about it. And
I was like, yes, you famously who also taught a lot,

(52:15):
said and this actually made a lot of difference. He
just said one time on on Rupe Paul's drag Race
apropos of nothing. If you want it, it will not hurt. Yeah,
you do have to want. Sometimes it is for hours,
hours exactly for the tour of the Hours, and we
just do the hours. Would be wait, let's let's dream,

(52:35):
let's cast shadow hours shadow, it's a shadow casting horse style.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
This actually is really this is hard. Okay, Well, there's
the three main girls, and then there's Stanley Stanley to
collect Tony.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
That's the Stanley Tucci of the Hours. Stanley. Okay, but
can we ask gold number seventy six Stanley. It's true
and if they do the hours too, she's gonna have
a huge do that. But but can we actually talk
about the support the supporting women of The Hours because
we I know we're saying Tony Klepp, but maybe you
need to be supporting womens. Harris and Harris that's a

(53:17):
sad one, always had a sad one, but a street
Gate icon in the same way that Stanley Tucci is,
who's Ed Harris married to again?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
That's like jump scare.

Speaker 13 (53:35):
That.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Okay, so we got it. We gotta cast this The Hours, Yes, right,
but I love Julianne Merrill, Tony. Should we all be
supporting girls? Oh that's interesting, and co can be the
three of them? Cole should be the three of them?
Where is Cole all everyone in the film? Except and
we're watching it and we'll watch it and we're watching

(53:58):
something here.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I do want to I kind of want to call it.
It's on Tony in that movie, because you know what
she has to me. One of the most part one
of the most heartbreaking lines in the whole thing was
after Julianne kisses her Yeah, like a huge such a
good scene, tense pause, and then and then Tony goes,
You're so sweet, m devasting.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Want Tony, Yeah, Tony, what are they they're so Merril
plays modern day. I can be since I've written a novel,
I'll be Virginia Wolf. Yes, yeah you will. You will
be to Virginia. Would would you like the nose? I
would like the nose. The nose is mandatory. Noses mandatory,

(54:42):
And I'm Meryl in the modern day.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, don't you feel I can see you with that
fat ass in the fifties housewife stress Julianne.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Super repressed and like over for Tony. That means did
you try to kiss me? And I reject you? Yeah?
And then it does. Everyone's everyone's the close friendship forever.
And then your son ends up killing himself. Oh wow,
because he's gonna die anyway. Spoiler alert for The Hours,
you guys watch The Hours Ed Harris was a movie

(55:13):
like what we think happened within her shoes, not unlike
in her shoes. Ed Harris dies at the end.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
This is gorgeous challenge, right, like, get four gay guys.
Anyone can do this? Four shut up to shut up?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Good luck? Good luck? What all the producers in the
room are thinking, literally, they're like, but they've all got
on their phone. They all started doing other things and
listening they're on Grinder's grinder. But this actually this maikes me.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
My thing, this challenge. I want four guys put an
hour and a half on the clock. Just start talking
about the movies you love. I don't just start talking
about pop culture in a way we need. But you
can't have phones to like check.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
My uncle always says, like when we're when we're eating
or whatever, and someone's like, who was the president then?
And looks it up and he goes a question never
goes unanswered. Yeah, parties questions used to go and answered.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I know that I will say a question.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Our friends and comedian Natasha Vainlot they also a lot
of different parties and they've started making them look sort
of adamantly no phone, and it's fun for the reasons
of just like not having the phone. Also does that
where you just go like who is that? And you
all want to google and you go you just sort
of talk it out and sometimes you go, I guess
I know when it is really you all find it.
It feels really good, so the mystery, and sometimes you

(56:32):
don't find it and you just go, well, and you
have to live in that.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
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Speaker 3 (57:44):
Everyone say your favorite proper noun. Okay, Zoe Kazan, that's
a Diana Vice.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Grape, Danny Minogue oh.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
So uns, that's not one of my close friends. I
don't know my girl Grape Soda, she's in prison. I
write to her every other week. Otherwise my wrist cramps.
Absolutely otherwise you know what started to happen? And don't

(58:22):
don't tell the doctor. Don't tell the doctor or do
everyone just go like this, naturally put your hands up? Yep,
just she said it, and I suspected everyone's hands naturally
are in like that they're supposed to be. I was
mim we were just mimicking. So what do your hands
naturally do? Wait? No, I guess what I mean is

(58:44):
like rest, tell me to put up. I see what
the body does naturally hands up, hands up, at risk?
Everything is big, everything sexual joke to you. What I'm
saying is our phones have made our we are. It's
like a carporal tunnel but for the fingers. So you

(59:05):
think like this, you think it should be like this naturally,
But I'm just saying, like at rest, like it's not
supposed to be this. Ease your hand and make it because.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
We've been doing that so much. Like oh wow, who
why does mine naturally do this?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
That's so interesting? Why does mine naturally do this? What
do you think this means that? It means you're around.
I got a lot of guys with weird cops. You're
ready for the Eagle, big, big spoiler. I don't know
COMI your physical that's so cylindrical. Huh?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Is Iner is in double She's great. It was in
a scene with four hundred cameos.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It was literally screaming at them. He was nervous she
would be cut. Actually she's comming in on the pot
and I screamed at the screen. Where's Matt.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
I did feel like I don't Caleb very well, but
he's in the movie, and I did feel like I
hung out with him. You know when you see your
friends and something and you're, oh, that was fun. When
I saw Kayla, he didn't. That was parasocial, doll. You've
never hung out of them?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
No, no, I bet him. But I mean I'm like,
I feel I don't even well, but I was like, oh,
that was nice. I must radiated on screen. Yeah, he's good.
He definitely does. He was in this chair radiating. Damn
damn him. John Waters, Oh please, because it's a joke.
The equipment, Because you know what, a lot of people

(01:00:31):
worked really fucking hard to set this up. You're sure
a lot of people worked really fucking hard.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
That's not even a number, it's just the number one
rule culture.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
A lot of people goes above the list. Look, a
lot of people worked really hard. Number one, number one one,
which actually is playing alphabet is war. That's the number
one rule. That's the number one one of one of
a few.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
This is an obvious question. Someone keeps all these somewhere.
There's like a wiki. You fans are putting them everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Y'all do that. We do not do that, but I
think there's one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
There are a few devoted fans out there who update
a living document like the Constitution.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yes, devoted is a nice word.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Devoted. I love devoted. I we I usually were devoted
in I said it last night, did we have we?
We cut a joke for one of our nominations, but
I was belly worship and I was like, devote. I
want to devote myself to belly worship.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Devoted. That's good to vote, as as as helplessly devote,
voted love. We're just gonna reveal this. One of the
not one of the categories is Shrek Award for top
thing we want to do to that Green Guy. And
one of the potential nominees was belly Worship, but it
got cut. It got cut in favor of what we
felt were stronger nominees. But I guess we'll see. It'll
be up to It's nice for the DVD sure. By

(01:01:52):
the way, Shrek had some really good DVD extra Cameron,
that's something we want, Cameron.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Oh my god, maybe that's where she was, That's where
she was hottest. That's I want that for Dick so
bad to do commentary, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
And they filmed all that behind the scenes, you know,
I don't know Sonny and Disney's vaults. Y'all have the
vinyl and the sewer boys merch. Not a good point,
you know. The top back should be you two and
Meghan the or Mole Ali oh the the the of course,

(01:02:29):
my huge drap artist. She has a huge rap artist.
Drap artist. You can't get her in. I bet she
would list the movie in her playball by Well we
should yeah, she damn.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I did see a gay guy on the subway the
other day and three pieces of Megan thee Stallion, Mulan
ruge merch t shirt, hat, tote.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And I went, let's go. I did watch the MEGANI
Stallion Mulan Ruge Medley approximately two hundred, smiling ear to ear,
absolutely like hell that, yes, she's fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Like it's it's a different kind of stunt casting quote
unquote when it's like, oh, you just let the person
who is a natural live performer, like just do their thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I mean obviously that's just that. Yeah, she's not playing
Setine exactly. She could. She could cough into a nap again.
Will remember our theater spree? Yes, I've never read. We
have to go, spe we have to go. What should
we see this summer? There's something I do want to see.
I want to see I want to see Twings Fly.

(01:03:42):
It's the most second most expensive musical of all time
stop after Spider Man. Really them Twinks are flying, Them
Twins are flying. It's all about the wires about We
saw you, did you see I'm not sing it? Tuesday?
I really enjoyed right rock loved it. I'll see it again,

(01:04:03):
we said.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
We went to the opening of Cats Chocoball and the
opening Rocky Horror. Both times sat directly behind Murray Hills.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
The experience of like you're talking and then that it
was exactly. I'm not even talking like oh, a couple
of rows away or like a little like just right
in front of us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Both times Murray Hill, Murray Hill, Wow, killing me because
they're doing a pre show speech like the director of
the round. He's thinking court Partners. He's like, of course,
American Express, Murray Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
AMEX. The Rise of Murray Hills one a great is
a great New York It was fore told pod. By
the way, you know who.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Has been on pody for many years that recently when
we were keeking, we hung out with him at the Titanicum.
That's a person that can me shut up because I
just am like please only Utah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
It's funniest, yeah, I said, because Nathan Lee Graham was
in the original acus of Wild Party, which me and
my sister used to listen to a lot in high school.
And I saw with Tony and I saw the City
Center on course production, which was wonderful, And when we
ran out of Nathan, I said, oh my god, Nathan.
The whole time during Wild Party, I was thinking of you,
He goes, I bet you were.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Perfect. I bet you were perfect creature, perfect person. He
was on the podcast like within the first maybe two
years of us having it and he was back in
the apartment. The first thing we asked ribber doog apartment
this was that we were that we were remember that day. Yeah,
I was so excited. We used to do this out
of a We work for like months and then he
came in. He came in with the tea and the

(01:05:45):
first thing we asked him was We're like, what's your
tea flavor? And he just goes constant comment it's still
and that was the title of that comment.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
I feel like we've said this before, but I do
think Nathan Lee Graham and Zoolander is like chill blueprint,
like a piece of gay iconography that like created a
generation of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I really do think we and then we would all
go on to play a gay assistant.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
We think, have I done it? Have I done it?
I feel like I've definitely been like gay guy like that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Yeah, I don't know if I was an assistant, but
I've definitely been like a bitchy gate Like even.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Caleb hair Run, he just did it. He joined in
the like in He's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
The king of gay assistant mountain right now. He's sort
of the number one chair, top chair big time until
someone else takes him to be in D D l
P Final, the Final Boss at.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
This moment, Oh, I guess maybe something happens at the
turn with that character. Mhm. See the film they go
to Milan, they do, yes, amazing city. I wish we
had seen more of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Yeah, well there's there's not much to see. Honestly, it's
just dragging Milan a little bit. I think Milan likes
being dragged. Were even talked to the locals there there
like she fired, Yeah, they're Mulan.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Don't drag her, want to sword to the neck. Thank you.
Let's get down to business. Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I just learned that Carrie Fisher did punch ups on
Anastasia script.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
She was, but isn't that fear she was the most
prolific Hollywood scripta.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Do we have the like full list of everything she did?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Punch him off? Because I feel like every year you
learn a new one. I learned this from Izzy's be
Kind Rewind, which everyone should watch. I love he should
be on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Oh god, yeah, if you can get her, good luck,
good luck. She took Michael to Judy Garland's jacket unveiling
at Carnegie Hall. Holy moly, Oh was he so happy,
happy as a clam.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
There was something we were all trying to get tickets to,
I feel like. So I was like, can everybody do
this date? And Michael had to be like, no, I'm
seeing Judy Garland's jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Unvailing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
They're going to go to Josh Daniels Cabaret, which I
had to leave to see Amy Jo Jackson Tamara.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
But I loved.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Hearing that excuse, No, I have to go see Judy guard.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
I can't to Carnegie Hall to see jacket. And it's
the jacket from the night. It's from the night. Oh
my god, was there Lorna, Miss Left? Miss Left? You
know that we Ana and Orna, Yes, and they do
side show and they do. They should come on for

(01:08:26):
the tour. They should come on for the tour, and Lorna,
I do think for the tour as a rule, it
needs a surprise fifth at the end of every show. Yes,
why that's kind of if we can say this on it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
But I think it would be funny if we did,
like an iconic R and B song, like one of
the ones that has one of the like speaking monologues,
you know, and like someone like Ariana Grande comes out
to only do the speaking part and does the thing
we need. We need a county singer to come out
and just do the like like leaving the voicemail.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Do you know what has just opening? Speaking part of
that of this sort of canon is Whitney Houston and
Deborah Cox, same script, different castes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
It starts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It opens with Whitney going, dev thank you for being
woman enough to come, and then Deborah goes, Whitney, what's
this about?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
And then they started to okay, so yeah, what's this about?
So yeah, Ari comes out with dev thank you for
being woman enough to come. Whitney, what this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Ari and Bin Platt come out and they just do
those two lines and then they.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
So this is I don't think so, honey, whatever, you
know what it is. I explained it every single time
on the episode, and every single time when I get
to the explanation it's end, I'm like, why did I
do that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Well, if you don't know, pause right now and go
and listen to any other episode.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Single one the work.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Okay, Okay, kat Rogers has one. This is Matt Rogers.
I don't think so, honey. His time starts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
I don't think so, honey, Andrew Lloyd Webber being like, well,
we can't do the balcony scene in Avida because we
have gun laws in Britain. The reason they can't do
it is because there's no balcony at that theater where
that would make it logistically feasible. I don't think so, honey,
that we needed to make it about gun Violelce. Now

(01:10:24):
we're picturing Zegler getting snipe and now I'm picturing it,
and I'm sure now she is like, well, yeah, I
guess that was an option. Wasn't thinking about it. But
let's just remind all of America what the wound is
that we're walking around with, which is that we have
no goddamn gun laws. But that is not the reason

(01:10:45):
they let the Zegler cannot do this element. And I'm
sure they'll think of something. Here's an idea. You blast
her out into Times Square, she does it from there
from a cannon. I like that idea, Jamie Lloyd, but
I will say he didn't need to go there. Andrew
Lloyd Webber kind of similar to Cinderella, the Bad Musicals,

(01:11:08):
really fun's fired and not in that way. He could
have said the same thing for Sunset Boulevard eight times
a week, sleeping snow. He's out there for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Something that was so fun was what I can't remember
the theater, the Saint James. What what theater is the
Saint James. He's right across from Sardis. If you went
to Sardis during intermission, you got to live watch every
time those plays.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
You get a martini and sit at the playglass night.
I just watched to get on the street. That's it
was really fun thing. Are you gonna watch this person? Sometimes?
I love I had a little you know, I saw
it four times. Yeah, I would have. It was if
I was rich like you rag her after the drama desk,

(01:11:55):
after the prize money, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Forget about the two hundred five was a dollar prize
from down and make jewelers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
We should go see Lost boys. I'm really glad. I
would love that. That would be fun. Really want to
see Lost. We should do it. We should we should
play them go no, no, no, I just was angeloid Webber.
I can't believe he said that. But we've moved so funny.
He's one of our most be saying things people. Yeah,
he'd be he'd been rich to ever forget when he

(01:12:23):
was a guest judge on American Idol years and years
and years ago and they were doing Andrew the music
of Andrew laid Weber, which sure, and that was a coincidence.
Actually it just happened. They were doing it and the
girl was singing memory or something. Yeah, that's one of
the ones.

Speaker 13 (01:12:38):
And he was like, no, no, no, when you sing
this urine old glama pos it was like seventeen year
old girl from fucking Iowa.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
He definitely said the word glama puss. I'll never forget.
They when Joel Mchalos did the soup years ago, he
just played the clip about eighteen times in a row
of Actually I did think the soup was the height
of But this is good direct to Rachel Zegler because
I know you're watching you always when you're a vita

(01:13:14):
up there, you're a glamour puss, don't you dare forget it?
Forget your bears repeating you're a glamour puss. Up it's
not a glamour puss. A vita she can play and
mural get it. Yeah, you know what, you know what?

(01:13:35):
You know what was on my for sure top five
most played but I think Spotify like couldn't compute this
level of gay, so it didn't make it. Are we talking?
It was the the phone call scene from Sunset Boulevard
when Nicole is like, is this miss I'm coming? And
it's just this whole crazy ass.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
And Spotify wouldn't put it on there. I was just
listen to it so many times. It was good, and
it and it and it charted for Matt. Yeah, you know,
did we see the Glenn Close.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Revival revival together? Because we were so far back? Yeah,
everyone's clapping because of her entrance. We could only see her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
We were screening, we were and we were in probably
the third fro from the back. It was like fifteen
of us. We all bought a huge theater seventeen dollars
each to Sunset Boulevard the revival with Glenn closes the eighties.
Of course she comes out just her feet are showing
all we can see and everyone else. That's bad direction
and blocking. They don't care about the bars, the doors.

(01:14:42):
She should have done it like this, Oh don't know
your face? Well, we wish we can't get one? Oh god,
all right, oh god, do I have one? Do you.
I mean, I found mind. Do you need to go first?

(01:15:04):
I forget if that's I don't actually, since we break
form all the time here, maybe josh goes you have one, yeah,
with lo minutes. It came to me earlier. This is
Joshua need to get this off my chest. I don't
think so, honey, and his time starts now, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Think so honey. To all you folks at home beating
your meat to how sexy my voice sounds right now,
I hate how much y'all are stroking your hogs because
my voice is just so sexy. Stroke in those pussies
and those cocks, just because I have such a sexy
sexy voice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Oh, I don't think so, honey. Y'all are a little
perverb pickies. Let me be just because my voice sounds
like sex. Oh, I don't think so, honey. I don't
think that y'all are about to come because of my
voice right now. This is just I want y'all to
come because I sound so fucking and you're watching me too,

(01:16:04):
think so honey, don't come, It is a pod come
oh fu, oh, come, don't Comelica fucking come right now,
Malica second, wet down for social No one did come

(01:16:25):
did I ask you to play the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
So that's how podcasts start. DJ run it back, hit
the track, hit the track. I've got one, Okay, I
really need one. That was amazing, that was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
It's important. I needed to remember that this is bon yangs.
I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I
don't think so, honey. What's the deal with sparkling water?
Oh and it's spicy and you like it, and sparkling
will not when the lights are off, there's no light
to were fracked through the bubbles. Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
And yet we still call it that, you know when
we call it in other languages water with air, because
that's all it is. Let's not give it too much
editorializing sparkling. The jarin doesn't really need to be there,
does it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You can say sparkle water. Sparkling is just still in process,
still in.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Process, and it's ephemeral, honey, Like all things in life,
at one point will sparkling and bubbling. Let it be
what it is, which is just carbonated water, which you
would have to make out of some crazy contraption.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Five seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Your phosphates in that, and it would be okay, I
want my SODA's sweet and not neutral slash spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
That's one minute. I love spicy. You're so right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Everyone else congasas and also sings. It's interesting that that's
the binary with air or without air.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Care washing clarifying question, Yes, Jarend, this is just a
word with I G. No, it is a specific use
of the I G. But most iron G verbs are
gonna be okay, so iron G inaction is apparent kissing.
I was running, I was picking, choosing. Well, yeah, I
was fishing, fisting, fucking, lying, I was allowing Aaron Jackson.

(01:18:28):
I was steaming, steaming. Can't believe that. I call my
man cheating. I'm trying to think of the next line. No,
I know, I'm sorry. I skipped one. I was steaming, scheming, Well,
he was scheming. I was beaming in the beam, just
be just steaming. Oh here's a question. Is it still
a Jarend if they stylize it like steaming? Yeah, sure,

(01:18:50):
that's a jar. You got me, girl, That's what you
get here on lost cult incisive word incisive. So these
have been really really good so far today, and I
do not envy you Jackson. You can pass. No one's done.

(01:19:10):
You always have the option you pass. I have one.
I think, okay, it's going to be thinking. I think,
I think, I think I have one. I thinking, okay,
this is Aaron Jackson's. I don't think Sonny. As time
starts now, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Think so, honey, that the kitchen, the room of the
kitchen continues to continues to be dirty. You clean it
very well, bleach the whole, the whole gag not but
a day later stains upon the floor once again. And

(01:19:44):
all you did was get some yogurt out. It's not
like you've made a big Marin era pot, had it
bubbling for all your nanas and nano's. You simply got
a slap a yogurt in a bowl, and then suddenly
you cover. You have to once again and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Reach for the mop. And I don't think it's the counter, Honey.
That room has got an attitude and he needs to
figure itself. Why so many stains? Give him extra time?
Was like that room to take a note from bed living,
even a little less noise from your kitchen. I don't

(01:20:23):
think so, honey. You're filthy. Give him extra But he
ended it himself. You don't think bad. Bad has an attitude.
There's soap in there just so it gets a little cleaner.
And sometimes I feel like I cleaned the toilet with
a simple bit of bleach and it's good for like
a week. Toilet has a bathroom. No, y'all got to

(01:20:44):
go back in your kitchen. I bet you're right, but
I'm saying the toilet be doing the same thing. Next. Yes,
you clean it, then you go pee and poop instantly
because there's water in it, it just goes away. You
use the brush to clean the toilet, and all about
cooking with soap. Bitch, Why I just opened your mind?

(01:21:06):
You why I just open your mond age? No, no, no,
come in. I made soup ste No, no, your no,
then your nos?

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
No no, I made soup steal And was this time
with soap death. He died doing what he loved, a
bad bitch when he loved bad.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
It was a good bit job Trama Drama Desk nominee
Rocky Horror was a Critics pick. Yes we were at
the after party.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Reese Havoc slash Austin Spiro legendary legend ball. First thing
they say when they walk in is Critics pick my love,
and that made us last so hard, so fure going critics,
so that truly when I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Say the morning, let's go, get a voicemail from Austin
Sparrow drama desk my love drama.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
It's the new sickening no drama.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
When you take a brush from the toilet or the plunger,
you clean it with bleach, you let him dry, you
put it back in. Two seconds later you go back
to the bathroom. Why is the holder covered?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
And ship? This is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
It is kitchen and bathroom. Do not let bathroom and
also bathroom. Like your shower curtain gets mold when you
did nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
You want to know what the red is, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
The red thing on the on, like the plastic like
if you I don't have this anymore, but I remember
have a weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Is this going to ruin? But when you have like
a plastic shower curtain lining, sometimes it gets pink. Yeah,
fucking like blood. No no, no, it's like it's like
a mold slash algae kind of situation. I didn't realize.
But that's life. It's chocolate. Life get moldy sometimes I
need so we still keep eating. It's chocolate we were,

(01:23:07):
wouldn't you agree? Life get moldy? Sometimes we still keep eating.
What is mold if not a living thing? Thank you?
Blessed her, blessed that it's a beautiful thing growing through
the cracks of something hard and challenging. M All right,
everyone guessed the title of one of This is the
last thing we're going to do in the episode. Okay,
guess the title of one of the Ariana Grande ag eight.

(01:23:29):
Now we know it's called pedal. You cannot guess pedal? Okay, yeah, right, right, right,
but guess the title of an Ariana Grande track. And
if any of us are right, I don't know what happens. Okay,
but just right the other by them, an all expense
paid trip to someone who lost Angeles Angeles, California, exactly.

(01:23:52):
We'll got the big l A girls. Yeah, and this
is the last thing we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Plus so I just want to say, everybody only gets
one hour to make there because this is the last
thing we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
So an hour apiece, Okay, so just like four more hours. Okay,
Josh you're first, Well that's an hour. So it's time.
There's going to be a song called Rooted wow O
O T E D or are you d E D?
Are you d r O U T. All I'll say

(01:24:25):
is there's a song called rooted, rooted rooted either hard
hard D or soft T like or it's about Rue Paul.
Let's let's trace what about you Aaron? The song will

(01:24:45):
be called wet wind wet wind. After you make your guests,
put your push your mic away because you're done.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
With the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
W h E E T wet wind? Do you want
to wind? There will be a song on the album Pedal,
on the first Ariana Grande album under her new Baby
Doll Music imprint called lost in the House. This is

(01:25:23):
my guest for the Ariana Grande song title on Pedal
Boca Boca Boca, and it's gonna people don't know if
she's talking about her homeland or a Spanish word for
mouth spouts for her mouth three times could be either.
I don't know what kind of era she's in. Is
she in a retrospective era or a little horror physicians

(01:25:47):
horror era era? I'm pushing away.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
That was a great exercise and we really didn't get
that into for the tour, which I think we'll have
to say for.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I thought you said Lorne industry. Do you guys want
to promote anything? Promote anything? I wish everyone would read
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