May 1, 2026 • 26 mins
The first half of the nominees for the Las Culturistas Culture Awards are revealed. Watch on Bravo and Peacock at 9 pm EST on Wednesday, June 17th.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good morning everyone, Good morning to you, Good morning to you. Gosh,
this is so thrilling.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Every year, I can't believe we're here again. Cheers to that,
Cheers to another unveiling of the Cultural Award nominations. I
love that. I've never tried that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've never tried that.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's wonderful first time. But this is the fifth time
we'll be doing the last culture Reco's Cultural Awards. And
wouldn't you know what? They are airing on Bravo and
Peacock simultaneously on June seventeenth. That's Wednesday, June seventeenth. That'll
be an exciting night, Broward.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What time is it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think it's nine, I know it's nine, could be
after the Valley.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
There's no way of knowing. Yeah, well, let's get started,
Chally sure.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Here are the nominees in the category of Most Iconic
Building or Structurees are the Flatiron Italy, the Barclay Center
aka Elie, the Elephant's House, the Millennial Apartment in the
drama SpongeBob's Pineapple Home, and the Bellhouse. These are the
(01:16):
nominees for Most Iconic Building or Structure.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
In the category of Best Movie of All Time. The
nominees are Wicked One, Parasites, Jumanji, An Inconvenient Truth, A
Lot of Good That Did, and Gaga Five Foot two.
These are the nominees for best Movie of All Time.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In the category of Fastest four legged Mammal, the nominees
are Little Dog Running away from Owner with Salami in mouth,
Cheetah Wild Stallion, Me When Dave Matthews ban Is back
on tour, and My Mom When Black Friday Hit two
(02:00):
thousand and nine. Online Shopping not as prevalent. These are
the nominees for fastest four legged Mammal.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
In the category of Put Your Hearts Up Award for
Excellence in Seeing Someone from far Away, the nominees are
two finger salutes, shouting over here, shouting there's the Killer,
slowly approaching each other to a song like in High
School Musical three and squinting and saying she can't come
(02:32):
to my birthday, but she can come to this, Got It.
These are the nominees for Put Your Hearts Up Award
for excellence in seeing someone from far Away.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In the category of best Temperature, the nominees are medium, Rare,
sonny but Breezy seventy four degrees hot for October and
medium wow below deck. These are the nominees for best temperature.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
In the category of Lil Avocado, who is a Man
Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks, the nominees are argyle, cheeseburgers, strawberry,
people with various emotions, just says I'm a fucking bitch,
I don't care who knows, and ones that say top
(03:26):
or bottom, nasty pig. These are the nominees for Lil Avocado,
who is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
In the category of most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are uh, oh,
you left your mandolin slice or where your keyboard usually is.
Dog bites your eye and just your eye. You drop baby,
but it's totally unharmed, but it lands on a button
opening a trapdoor and you fallen ass first. Baby still good,
(03:58):
better even smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off
guy holding whole tuna fish and you're having a sandwich
and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally
bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now every
time you go through TSA, it beeps. These are the
(04:19):
nominees for most uncommon accident.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
In the category of Outstanding dinner Party Contribution, the nominees
are chilled rose, a general knowledge of most media, an
empty clear intestine, a fire extinguisher you don't know what
they're equipped with at the home, and an EpiPen to share.
These are the nominees for outstanding dinner party contribution.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
In the category of Best Thing that could change your
life for two weeks, the nominees are Ube and if
you don't know, that's a Yam of the Philippines, air Fier,
a crush that doesn't care if you live or die,
Jacob Let Them by, Mel Robbins, and new Girl at Work,
(05:09):
What's her Deal? Rachel? These are the nominees for best
thing that could change your life for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
In the category of best Thing that could change your
life permanently, the nominees are Rehab Surprise. Your rich uncle
died with no kids. You're the sole inheritor, but you
have a horrible gambling addiction, so this blessing has become
a curse. Surgery all ayahuasca for sure, and you made
(05:44):
a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult,
which is hard and it really paid off. These are
the nominees for Best Thing that Could change Your life permanently.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
In the category of the Mouse in the House Award
for Quiet but Powerful, the nominees are Unionizing the Workplace,
a fart after eating a cucumber, Amal Clooney, the benajesreit
until they're not and dialogue in any Prestige TV show
(06:17):
such as Slow Horses on Apple TV. I've never seen this.
These are the nominees for the Mouse in the House
Award for Quiet but Powerful.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
In the category of the Bootylicious Prize for it is
a Word Now, the nominees are Slater, microderm Abrasi, Legitterately, Frame,
mog and t These are the nominees for the Bootylicious
Prize for is a Word Now.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
In the category of Best Little Creature, the nominees are Grogu, Hamsters, Nonviolent,
Rocky Project, tell Mary, Toad Mario and the Miniature Wife
on Peacock. These are the nominees for Best Little Creature.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the category of Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's
doing You No Favors, the nominees are Flannel Sheets, Waiting
for Dereit, Waiting on the world to change, Waiting on
the world to change, John Mayer and that lack of competence.
You got this, diva. So many of your friends love
(07:33):
you and those that don't pay them no mind. These
are the nominees for Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's
doing you no Favors.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the category of Best Celebrity nature Name, the nominees
are The Rock, Sky Fer Era, Ivy, Woke, Tree, Pain,
and Gorillas. These are the nominees for Best Celebrity Nature Name.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to
say That, the nominees are I'm gonna head back to
the hotel, AKA, I'm gonna jerk it. That's t AKA,
I agree, Young Gay, that's to die for, AKA, that's good,
old Gay, de malicious, AKA sounds good to me, stupid gay,
(08:25):
and k AKA sounds bad phone. These are the nominees
for AKA Award for Other Way to say That.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
In the category of best way to ride with your Bitches,
the nominees are the Train to the Beach, speedboat arms linked,
but wait, who's steering zuited off an edible, We're all
clear and pre check. Let's go. Mexico City. Ain't ready
(08:56):
for us, We're four white gays in our forties beer
bike bar tour in a former Confederate city, where four
white women in our forties. Everyone is cowering in fear
and in a line, all marching towards the queen. You're
an aunt, We love her, we serve her, each of
you carrying a giant crumb. These are the nominees for
(09:20):
Best Way to ride with your bitches.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
In the category of I Love You Award for Best
three words Together, the nominees are it's barely noticeable, my
bill passed, Orange Vanilla, Coke zero, boarding Group seven, and
move that bus. These are the nominees for I Love
(09:46):
You Award for Best three words Together.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
In the category of sh Don't repeat this Award for
rumor we are making up, the nominees are wordle is
collecting all of our data. You can swallow gum and
it comes right out. Coke zero has been proven to
flush your body of microplastics. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox
(10:12):
seen canoodling outside of Chateau Armand and Kamala, Oh Mary.
These of the nominees for sh Don't repeat this Award
for rumor we are making up?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
In the category of most beautiful name for a daughter
you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Ricochet, Gelatia,
Pizza pronounced Pizza, Bogonia, and Clara. These are the nominees
for most Beautiful name for a daughter you Haven't even
(10:49):
thought of yet.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
In the category of Real Housewives Award for Best Way
to Start a Confrontation, the nominees are so thank you
for meeting me here. You owe me an apology, I
am never speaking to you again. No, uh uh, not here.
(11:13):
And you're disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your
children are disgusting. These are the nominees for the Real
Housewives Award for Best Way to Start Our Confrontation.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
the nominees are Eminem's The Bronte Sisters, Goosebumps, A twenty
four Movies, Merchant More, and Golden Retrievers. These are the
nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
In the category of Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind,
the nominees are Kate McKinnon, Wanda Sykes, Brandy Carlile Commune
with those Amazing Twins, The Friend to Lover to Enemy
to Friend Trope, and the WNBA eighty three percent conservative estimate.
(12:15):
These are the nominees for Eternal Lesbian of the Pop
Culture Mind. In the category of Best Space Excellence and
Outer Space, the nominees are Project hel Mary Gravity by
Sandra Bullock Ham, The Outer Space Chimp He did die,
but not from outer space. What You're finally demanding from
(12:38):
your sister now that you're both in space? And Chromatica
by Lady Gaga. These are the nominees for Best Space
Excellence in Outer Space.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
In the category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees
are Stanley Tucci when He's in Italy, Seth Myers, Kenny
Chesney at the Sphere, just having dinner on Pride Weekend
while a shaw Day album plays at a respectful volume,
conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight, well maybe
(13:12):
one glass of wine. And Mia Calabrese Summer House. These
are the nominees for best Vibe hands Down.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
In the category of the God Must Have spent a
Little More time on You Award for Divinity, the nominees
are Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, Ade Bryant and Madonna.
These are the nominees for the God Must Have Spent
(13:42):
a Little More Time on You Award for Divinity. I
I I'm so happy that's a category. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
In the category of the Corned Beef Award for Irish
Representation in Media, the nominees are Maurra Higgins, The City
of Boston, Soda Bread and Beautiful Sheep. These are the
nominees for the Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
In the category of the Linda Blair Award for Most
Terrifying Child or Children in Media, the nominees are The
Children of Weapons, The Child of Adolescence, The Adults of
Euphoria Season three, Teens, Zendeia in the Drama and Angelica Rugrats.
(14:38):
These are the nominees for the Linda Blair Award for
Most Terrifying Child or Children in Media.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
are We Didn't Know a Dog was home, several different
parts of the ring depending on your POV. I'm getting
this text, Hi, this is Corey Booker December thirty one,
nineteen ninety nine, and Hereditary Little Diva Head Come off
(15:09):
These are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In the category of the Break Me Off A Piece
of That Award for Man we want to Dip in
the Chocolate, the nominees are Mike White, Abs Now Survivor,
Mister Peanut, Clothes Off and hat too. As for your cane,
There's a place for that at the door, Simon Cowell
(15:32):
two thousand and four, Hot Squid Word, and Hassan Piker
They Can Never Get My King. These are the nominees
for the Break Me Off A Piece of That award
for Man we Want to Dip in the Chocolate.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And the category of Most Poignant Title, the nominees are
The Hunting Wives. Are the wives doing the hunting or
are they being hunted? Heated rivalry. I believe this is
a double entendre pluribus because plur one battle after another.
It really do be that way sometimes, huh and Scarpetta
(16:13):
any questions. These are the nominees for Most Poignant Title.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
In the category of PDA of the Year, the nominees
are Coldplay, JumboTron, Super Scandal, Timothy Thanking, his partner of
three years, Kylie Jenner, Madison Chock, and Evan Bates, Ice Dancing,
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox Spotted Canoodling Outside of Chateau
(16:39):
Marmont and the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. These are the nominees
for PDA of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
In the category of Tokyo Disney c Land of Great
Beauty Award, the nominees are Antarctica, Dyker Heights during Christmas,
Roku City, Everything, Son Touches and on that note, Pride
Rock and Forrest where Shakespeare's wife gives birth to Hamnet
near the Big Hole. These are the nominees for Tokyo
(17:10):
DisneySea Land of Great Beauty Award.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
In the category of Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph,
the nominees are Alex Null Shucked Gandolf, The Benajesreit, Charlotte
Screaming No at Mister Big and Toad Scream Mario. These
(17:37):
are the nominees for Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
In the category of Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence and Bangs,
the nominees are Ivy Woke, Catherine Zada Jones Chicago, Michelle Obama.
For a second, if you remember Lord farquaad Shrek and
Lisa Blackpain go over the eyebrows. These are the nominees
(18:02):
for Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence in Banks.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
In the category of favorite room in the House, If
We're being so real, the nominees are kitchen area, host's
bedroom during the party we're kissing. Does the pool count guesthouse? Yeah,
I grew up with a guest house. It was sick
(18:26):
and Billiard's room. Yeah, i grew up with a Billiard's room.
But I'm just like you. I called it pool. These
are the nominees for favorite room in the House, if
We're being so real.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
In the category of feelings we have and are ready
to say, the nominees are It's you. It's always been you.
I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yep,
I'm gay. American nationalism is a lie. But it's three pm,
fourth of July and I want a hot dog. Beautiful
(18:59):
And remember before when I apologized for being wrong, Well,
I don't think I was wrong. I think you were wrong,
and you owe me an apology. These are the nominees
for feelings we have and are ready to say.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
In the category of best neckline, the nominees are Deep
v Mock Turtle, Classic Crew, They Really Found It There,
one that swoops down to the belly button on a
red carpet, such as j Lo and Blazer, no shirt
(19:33):
on a red carpet, such as Gay Guy. These are
the nominees for Best Neckline.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
The category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees are
Olivia Rodrigo You've Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl's So
in Love album cover, Official Lamachay movie poster, Vintage Splash,
Mountain on Ride photo with cousin we Don't Speak To Anymore,
one of Paul Meskell and Gracie Abrams together, and Charles
(20:00):
Melton ID magazine cover. These are the nominees for Best
Picture Literal Picture.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In the category of Sound Only We Can Hear, the
nominees are Addison Ray's whistletones that humming sound. Do you
hear that humming sound? Is it the ac It's like
a loud humming sound, like wow, neighbors, gasm, my dog
(20:29):
telling me to kill? And the difference between good jazz
and bad Jazz. These are the nominees for Sound Only
Week in a Year.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The category of most fun Activity in theory, the nominees
are birthday at an indoor skydiving place. Shall we have
a foot race olive garden if you love shitting right away?
Barbecue down at the nude beach, and dinner party with
the chef? What if it's bad even though he's a chef.
(21:04):
These are the nominees for most fun activity in theory.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
In the category of what to say when the group
picture is taking a bit too long, the nominees are Okay,
I think we got it, a silly one, and then
we're done. Lauren's phone actually has the better camera. I
can take it. I don't mind taking it. These are
(21:32):
the nominees for what to say when the group picture
is taking a bit too long.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
In the category of porn Hub category we would never
click on, the nominees are two guys who are both teachers.
Who is the one learning police officers? Bukack? Ultimately copaganda softcore?
What is this TV solo? For what I'm paying? And
(22:00):
when the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins
in his head? These are the nominees for Pornhub category
we would never click on.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
We all know the one. In the category of craziest
car passenger behavior, the nominees are eating soup in car
you have to go over you don't, screaming, fighting with
your brother he is six and you are eight, slowly
(22:28):
psychologically breaking down your mother. You're a psychopath, you are six,
and all the wrong words to where is my husband?
These are the nominees for craziest car passenger behavior.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
In the category of Seashell Award for thing that simply
will not matter later, the nominees are button that is
extra on shirts, birthday card from Grandma. She doesn't remember
writing this, so why should you keep it? Sorry Grandma,
Love you Bitch, receipts and also receipts shirt from the
(23:06):
five K your family ran together, and college. These are
the nominees for Ceashell Award for thing that simply will
not matter later.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the category of top fact about Greta Gerwig that
you may not know, the nominees are She's married to
Noah clumbuch Avid Dinner fan net worth between sixteen and
twenty five million via AI Over You has a cameo
in the Dance the Night music video starring Dua Lipa
(23:40):
and unavailable to attend the Cultural Awards due to commitments
filming Narnia These are the nominees for Top Fact about
Greta Gerwig that you May Not know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
In the category of arguably the best choice Natalie Portman
has made, the nominees are the scene at the the
pet shop when she fully goes for it by herself.
You know what I'm saying. May December, Natalie's rap all
to do those misty your campaigns. Mama is glowing, really underrated.
(24:14):
One thing you have to give Amidala is her costumes.
They are unforgettable and sobbing while shaving head in.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
What's that movie?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's Something About November. These are the nominees for arguably
the best choice Natalie Portman has made.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
In the category of Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience,
the nominees are is there a doctor in the house
and there is hibachi. It's going to be a two
hour wait, but there are seats at the bar, and
the bar is incredible Italy legit and drinking around the world.
(24:56):
Have you heard of eating around the world? Epcot has
amazing using restaurants. These are the nominees for Medieval Times
Award for Best Restaurant Experience.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
In the category of Dentist Award, for most intimate Interaction
I've Had in Months. The nominees are chatty, uber driver,
elective colonoscopy, no sedation, waiter who kneels at the table
t say just because I made it beep. And this
(25:28):
category actually isn't even funny because there is a male
loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that.
These are the nominees for Dentist Award for Most Intimate
Interaction I've Had in Months.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
In the category of Hillary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence,
the nominees are Indoor Fern, Gentle Parenting but Backfireus, the
Gold Lemmet pant from American Apparel, the Goldfinch by Donna
Tart and Trow got the energy in that room. These
(26:06):
are the nominees for Hillary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Join us next week as we unveil the next half
of the nominees of the twenty twenty six Lost Culturista's
Culture Awards
Good morning everyone, Good morning to you, Good morning to you. Gosh,
this is so thrilling.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Every year, I can't believe we're here again. Cheers to that,
Cheers to another unveiling of the Cultural Award nominations. I
love that. I've never tried that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've never tried that.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's wonderful first time. But this is the fifth time
we'll be doing the last culture Reco's Cultural Awards. And
wouldn't you know what? They are airing on Bravo and
Peacock simultaneously on June seventeenth. That's Wednesday, June seventeenth. That'll
be an exciting night, Broward.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What time is it, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think it's nine, I know it's nine, could be
after the Valley.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
There's no way of knowing. Yeah, well, let's get started,
Chally sure.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Here are the nominees in the category of Most Iconic
Building or Structurees are the Flatiron Italy, the Barclay Center
aka Elie, the Elephant's House, the Millennial Apartment in the
drama SpongeBob's Pineapple Home, and the Bellhouse. These are the
(01:16):
nominees for Most Iconic Building or Structure.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
In the category of Best Movie of All Time. The
nominees are Wicked One, Parasites, Jumanji, An Inconvenient Truth, A
Lot of Good That Did, and Gaga Five Foot two.
These are the nominees for best Movie of All Time.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In the category of Fastest four legged Mammal, the nominees
are Little Dog Running away from Owner with Salami in mouth,
Cheetah Wild Stallion, Me When Dave Matthews ban Is back
on tour, and My Mom When Black Friday Hit two
(02:00):
thousand and nine. Online Shopping not as prevalent. These are
the nominees for fastest four legged Mammal.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
In the category of Put Your Hearts Up Award for
Excellence in Seeing Someone from far Away, the nominees are
two finger salutes, shouting over here, shouting there's the Killer,
slowly approaching each other to a song like in High
School Musical three and squinting and saying she can't come
(02:32):
to my birthday, but she can come to this, Got It.
These are the nominees for Put Your Hearts Up Award
for excellence in seeing someone from far Away.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In the category of best Temperature, the nominees are medium, Rare,
sonny but Breezy seventy four degrees hot for October and
medium wow below deck. These are the nominees for best temperature.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
In the category of Lil Avocado, who is a Man
Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks, the nominees are argyle, cheeseburgers, strawberry,
people with various emotions, just says I'm a fucking bitch,
I don't care who knows, and ones that say top
(03:26):
or bottom, nasty pig. These are the nominees for Lil Avocado,
who is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
In the category of most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are uh, oh,
you left your mandolin slice or where your keyboard usually is.
Dog bites your eye and just your eye. You drop baby,
but it's totally unharmed, but it lands on a button
opening a trapdoor and you fallen ass first. Baby still good,
(03:58):
better even smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off
guy holding whole tuna fish and you're having a sandwich
and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally
bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now every
time you go through TSA, it beeps. These are the
(04:19):
nominees for most uncommon accident.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
In the category of Outstanding dinner Party Contribution, the nominees
are chilled rose, a general knowledge of most media, an
empty clear intestine, a fire extinguisher you don't know what
they're equipped with at the home, and an EpiPen to share.
These are the nominees for outstanding dinner party contribution.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
In the category of Best Thing that could change your
life for two weeks, the nominees are Ube and if
you don't know, that's a Yam of the Philippines, air Fier,
a crush that doesn't care if you live or die,
Jacob Let Them by, Mel Robbins, and new Girl at Work,
(05:09):
What's her Deal? Rachel? These are the nominees for best
thing that could change your life for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
In the category of best Thing that could change your
life permanently, the nominees are Rehab Surprise. Your rich uncle
died with no kids. You're the sole inheritor, but you
have a horrible gambling addiction, so this blessing has become
a curse. Surgery all ayahuasca for sure, and you made
(05:44):
a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult,
which is hard and it really paid off. These are
the nominees for Best Thing that Could change Your life permanently.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
In the category of the Mouse in the House Award
for Quiet but Powerful, the nominees are Unionizing the Workplace,
a fart after eating a cucumber, Amal Clooney, the benajesreit
until they're not and dialogue in any Prestige TV show
(06:17):
such as Slow Horses on Apple TV. I've never seen this.
These are the nominees for the Mouse in the House
Award for Quiet but Powerful.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
In the category of the Bootylicious Prize for it is
a Word Now, the nominees are Slater, microderm Abrasi, Legitterately, Frame,
mog and t These are the nominees for the Bootylicious
Prize for is a Word Now.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
In the category of Best Little Creature, the nominees are Grogu, Hamsters, Nonviolent,
Rocky Project, tell Mary, Toad Mario and the Miniature Wife
on Peacock. These are the nominees for Best Little Creature.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the category of Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's
doing You No Favors, the nominees are Flannel Sheets, Waiting
for Dereit, Waiting on the world to change, Waiting on
the world to change, John Mayer and that lack of competence.
You got this, diva. So many of your friends love
(07:33):
you and those that don't pay them no mind. These
are the nominees for Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's
doing you no Favors.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the category of Best Celebrity nature Name, the nominees
are The Rock, Sky Fer Era, Ivy, Woke, Tree, Pain,
and Gorillas. These are the nominees for Best Celebrity Nature Name.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to
say That, the nominees are I'm gonna head back to
the hotel, AKA, I'm gonna jerk it. That's t AKA,
I agree, Young Gay, that's to die for, AKA, that's good,
old Gay, de malicious, AKA sounds good to me, stupid gay,
(08:25):
and k AKA sounds bad phone. These are the nominees
for AKA Award for Other Way to say That.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
In the category of best way to ride with your Bitches,
the nominees are the Train to the Beach, speedboat arms linked,
but wait, who's steering zuited off an edible, We're all
clear and pre check. Let's go. Mexico City. Ain't ready
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for us, We're four white gays in our forties beer
bike bar tour in a former Confederate city, where four
white women in our forties. Everyone is cowering in fear
and in a line, all marching towards the queen. You're
an aunt, We love her, we serve her, each of
you carrying a giant crumb. These are the nominees for
(09:20):
Best Way to ride with your bitches.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
In the category of I Love You Award for Best
three words Together, the nominees are it's barely noticeable, my
bill passed, Orange Vanilla, Coke zero, boarding Group seven, and
move that bus. These are the nominees for I Love
(09:46):
You Award for Best three words Together.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
In the category of sh Don't repeat this Award for
rumor we are making up, the nominees are wordle is
collecting all of our data. You can swallow gum and
it comes right out. Coke zero has been proven to
flush your body of microplastics. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox
(10:12):
seen canoodling outside of Chateau Armand and Kamala, Oh Mary.
These of the nominees for sh Don't repeat this Award
for rumor we are making up?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
In the category of most beautiful name for a daughter
you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Ricochet, Gelatia,
Pizza pronounced Pizza, Bogonia, and Clara. These are the nominees
for most Beautiful name for a daughter you Haven't even
(10:49):
thought of yet.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
In the category of Real Housewives Award for Best Way
to Start a Confrontation, the nominees are so thank you
for meeting me here. You owe me an apology, I
am never speaking to you again. No, uh uh, not here.
(11:13):
And you're disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your
children are disgusting. These are the nominees for the Real
Housewives Award for Best Way to Start Our Confrontation.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
the nominees are Eminem's The Bronte Sisters, Goosebumps, A twenty
four Movies, Merchant More, and Golden Retrievers. These are the
nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
In the category of Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind,
the nominees are Kate McKinnon, Wanda Sykes, Brandy Carlile Commune
with those Amazing Twins, The Friend to Lover to Enemy
to Friend Trope, and the WNBA eighty three percent conservative estimate.
(12:15):
These are the nominees for Eternal Lesbian of the Pop
Culture Mind. In the category of Best Space Excellence and
Outer Space, the nominees are Project hel Mary Gravity by
Sandra Bullock Ham, The Outer Space Chimp He did die,
but not from outer space. What You're finally demanding from
(12:38):
your sister now that you're both in space? And Chromatica
by Lady Gaga. These are the nominees for Best Space
Excellence in Outer Space.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
In the category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees
are Stanley Tucci when He's in Italy, Seth Myers, Kenny
Chesney at the Sphere, just having dinner on Pride Weekend
while a shaw Day album plays at a respectful volume,
conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight, well maybe
(13:12):
one glass of wine. And Mia Calabrese Summer House. These
are the nominees for best Vibe hands Down.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
In the category of the God Must Have spent a
Little More time on You Award for Divinity, the nominees
are Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, Ade Bryant and Madonna.
These are the nominees for the God Must Have Spent
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a Little More Time on You Award for Divinity. I
I I'm so happy that's a category. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
In the category of the Corned Beef Award for Irish
Representation in Media, the nominees are Maurra Higgins, The City
of Boston, Soda Bread and Beautiful Sheep. These are the
nominees for the Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
In the category of the Linda Blair Award for Most
Terrifying Child or Children in Media, the nominees are The
Children of Weapons, The Child of Adolescence, The Adults of
Euphoria Season three, Teens, Zendeia in the Drama and Angelica Rugrats.
(14:38):
These are the nominees for the Linda Blair Award for
Most Terrifying Child or Children in Media.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
are We Didn't Know a Dog was home, several different
parts of the ring depending on your POV. I'm getting
this text, Hi, this is Corey Booker December thirty one,
nineteen ninety nine, and Hereditary Little Diva Head Come off
(15:09):
These are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In the category of the Break Me Off A Piece
of That Award for Man we want to Dip in
the Chocolate, the nominees are Mike White, Abs Now Survivor,
Mister Peanut, Clothes Off and hat too. As for your cane,
There's a place for that at the door, Simon Cowell
(15:32):
two thousand and four, Hot Squid Word, and Hassan Piker
They Can Never Get My King. These are the nominees
for the Break Me Off A Piece of That award
for Man we Want to Dip in the Chocolate.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And the category of Most Poignant Title, the nominees are
The Hunting Wives. Are the wives doing the hunting or
are they being hunted? Heated rivalry. I believe this is
a double entendre pluribus because plur one battle after another.
It really do be that way sometimes, huh and Scarpetta
(16:13):
any questions. These are the nominees for Most Poignant Title.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
In the category of PDA of the Year, the nominees
are Coldplay, JumboTron, Super Scandal, Timothy Thanking, his partner of
three years, Kylie Jenner, Madison Chock, and Evan Bates, Ice Dancing,
Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox Spotted Canoodling Outside of Chateau
(16:39):
Marmont and the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. These are the nominees
for PDA of the Year.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
In the category of Tokyo Disney c Land of Great
Beauty Award, the nominees are Antarctica, Dyker Heights during Christmas,
Roku City, Everything, Son Touches and on that note, Pride
Rock and Forrest where Shakespeare's wife gives birth to Hamnet
near the Big Hole. These are the nominees for Tokyo
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DisneySea Land of Great Beauty Award.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
In the category of Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph,
the nominees are Alex Null Shucked Gandolf, The Benajesreit, Charlotte
Screaming No at Mister Big and Toad Scream Mario. These
(17:37):
are the nominees for Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
In the category of Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence and Bangs,
the nominees are Ivy Woke, Catherine Zada Jones Chicago, Michelle Obama.
For a second, if you remember Lord farquaad Shrek and
Lisa Blackpain go over the eyebrows. These are the nominees
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for Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence in Banks.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
In the category of favorite room in the House, If
We're being so real, the nominees are kitchen area, host's
bedroom during the party we're kissing. Does the pool count guesthouse? Yeah,
I grew up with a guest house. It was sick
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and Billiard's room. Yeah, i grew up with a Billiard's room.
But I'm just like you. I called it pool. These
are the nominees for favorite room in the House, if
We're being so real.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
In the category of feelings we have and are ready
to say, the nominees are It's you. It's always been you.
I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yep,
I'm gay. American nationalism is a lie. But it's three pm,
fourth of July and I want a hot dog. Beautiful
(18:59):
And remember before when I apologized for being wrong, Well,
I don't think I was wrong. I think you were wrong,
and you owe me an apology. These are the nominees
for feelings we have and are ready to say.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
In the category of best neckline, the nominees are Deep
v Mock Turtle, Classic Crew, They Really Found It There,
one that swoops down to the belly button on a
red carpet, such as j Lo and Blazer, no shirt
(19:33):
on a red carpet, such as Gay Guy. These are
the nominees for Best Neckline.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
The category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees are
Olivia Rodrigo You've Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl's So
in Love album cover, Official Lamachay movie poster, Vintage Splash,
Mountain on Ride photo with cousin we Don't Speak To Anymore,
one of Paul Meskell and Gracie Abrams together, and Charles
(20:00):
Melton ID magazine cover. These are the nominees for Best
Picture Literal Picture.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In the category of Sound Only We Can Hear, the
nominees are Addison Ray's whistletones that humming sound. Do you
hear that humming sound? Is it the ac It's like
a loud humming sound, like wow, neighbors, gasm, my dog
(20:29):
telling me to kill? And the difference between good jazz
and bad Jazz. These are the nominees for Sound Only
Week in a Year.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The category of most fun Activity in theory, the nominees
are birthday at an indoor skydiving place. Shall we have
a foot race olive garden if you love shitting right away?
Barbecue down at the nude beach, and dinner party with
the chef? What if it's bad even though he's a chef.
(21:04):
These are the nominees for most fun activity in theory.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
In the category of what to say when the group
picture is taking a bit too long, the nominees are Okay,
I think we got it, a silly one, and then
we're done. Lauren's phone actually has the better camera. I
can take it. I don't mind taking it. These are
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the nominees for what to say when the group picture
is taking a bit too long.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
In the category of porn Hub category we would never
click on, the nominees are two guys who are both teachers.
Who is the one learning police officers? Bukack? Ultimately copaganda softcore?
What is this TV solo? For what I'm paying? And
(22:00):
when the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins
in his head? These are the nominees for Pornhub category
we would never click on.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
We all know the one. In the category of craziest
car passenger behavior, the nominees are eating soup in car
you have to go over you don't, screaming, fighting with
your brother he is six and you are eight, slowly
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psychologically breaking down your mother. You're a psychopath, you are six,
and all the wrong words to where is my husband?
These are the nominees for craziest car passenger behavior.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
In the category of Seashell Award for thing that simply
will not matter later, the nominees are button that is
extra on shirts, birthday card from Grandma. She doesn't remember
writing this, so why should you keep it? Sorry Grandma,
Love you Bitch, receipts and also receipts shirt from the
(23:06):
five K your family ran together, and college. These are
the nominees for Ceashell Award for thing that simply will
not matter later.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the category of top fact about Greta Gerwig that
you may not know, the nominees are She's married to
Noah clumbuch Avid Dinner fan net worth between sixteen and
twenty five million via AI Over You has a cameo
in the Dance the Night music video starring Dua Lipa
(23:40):
and unavailable to attend the Cultural Awards due to commitments
filming Narnia These are the nominees for Top Fact about
Greta Gerwig that you May Not know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
In the category of arguably the best choice Natalie Portman
has made, the nominees are the scene at the the
pet shop when she fully goes for it by herself.
You know what I'm saying. May December, Natalie's rap all
to do those misty your campaigns. Mama is glowing, really underrated.
(24:14):
One thing you have to give Amidala is her costumes.
They are unforgettable and sobbing while shaving head in.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
What's that movie?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's Something About November. These are the nominees for arguably
the best choice Natalie Portman has made.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
In the category of Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience,
the nominees are is there a doctor in the house
and there is hibachi. It's going to be a two
hour wait, but there are seats at the bar, and
the bar is incredible Italy legit and drinking around the world.
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Have you heard of eating around the world? Epcot has
amazing using restaurants. These are the nominees for Medieval Times
Award for Best Restaurant Experience.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
In the category of Dentist Award, for most intimate Interaction
I've Had in Months. The nominees are chatty, uber driver,
elective colonoscopy, no sedation, waiter who kneels at the table
t say just because I made it beep. And this
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category actually isn't even funny because there is a male
loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that.
These are the nominees for Dentist Award for Most Intimate
Interaction I've Had in Months.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
In the category of Hillary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence,
the nominees are Indoor Fern, Gentle Parenting but Backfireus, the
Gold Lemmet pant from American Apparel, the Goldfinch by Donna
Tart and Trow got the energy in that room. These
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are the nominees for Hillary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Join us next week as we unveil the next half
of the nominees of the twenty twenty six Lost Culturista's
Culture Awards
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