May 8, 2026 • 26 mins
The second half of the nominees for the Las Culturistas Culture Awards are revealed. Watch on Bravo and Peacock at 9 pm EST on Wednesday, June 17th.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome back. It's time for us to unveil the second
half of the nominees for the fifth annual Lost Culturistas
Cultural Awards, airing Wednesday, June seventeenth on Bravo and Peacock.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And the category of Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse Sex
or Love Making. The nominees are Animal Kingdom Lodge Amongst
the Beasts, the Swan, the Dolphin, Assorted Disney Cruise Ships
at Sea and Star Wars Hotel Rip. This one was
(00:44):
really hot, I remember. These are the nominees for Best
Disney Hotel for intercourse sex or love Making.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I got a drink after that one. That was a weekend.
In the category of Outstanding thing to say when forgetting
someone's name, the nominees are what would you say your
name is if you had a guess? Long pause? Six, seven,
have Grace. I'm face blind and named deaf, so you're
(01:12):
not allowed to not let me forget your name. Don't
tell me I almost have it? Is it January? And
enough lies? I don't remember your name and if that's
a crime, then lock me up. These are the nominees
(01:32):
in the category of outstanding thing to say when forgetting
someone's name.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
In the category of funniest sign outside of coffee shop,
the nominees are with so much violence, the world is
a latte. Come flick our bean, our coffee bean, koffethe
take this as a sign from the universe you need
a cold brew. And if he doesn't drink coffee, dump him.
(02:01):
These are the nominees for funniest sign outside a coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
In the category of y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award
for y'all know It's Canada Down, the nominees are Rachel McAdams,
people forget milk in a bag, Men of Vancouver, Social
Safety Net must be nice and Katie Perry's boyfriend who
(02:29):
opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks
to be in his twenties. These are the nominees for
y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award for y'all know It's
Canada Down.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
In the category of classiest way to refer to breasts
and conversation, the nominees are front ass, chesticles, sweater puppies,
milk bags, Canada and the source of My back pain.
These are the nominee for classiest way to refer to
(03:01):
breasts in conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
In the category of black Spot Award for Worst Omen,
the nominees are crow hits the window red sky at night. Well,
for me as a sailor, that's a delight red sky
in the morning. Well for me as a sailor, that's
a warning. Katie Perry dating Justin Trudeau. Geopolitical omen. You
(03:29):
see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating
drum and you say the name Macbeth in a thing? Whoa, Oh,
what the hell was that? Is everything?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That was crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Fine.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
These are the nominees for black Spot Award for Worst Omen.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
In the category of the Shrek Award for Top Thing
we want to do to that green guy, the nominees
are I get as close as possible to his lips
without kissing him at a restaurant in public, maximum romance
with everyone watching. He smells like onions, double sided dildo.
Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner watching. She
wanted to She likes this. She had the initial idea,
(04:12):
we're in line at the market. It's a long checkout line.
I turn around and tell him keep that green thing
in your pants. Those fat fingers will do. I'm always
saying stuff like this to him Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah,
go make those waffles. And while he's making the waffles,
we fruck to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he's in.
And it's important to stress that consent for all parties
(04:34):
is the priority in these scenarios, except for when we
do consensual non consent, where non consent is part of
the agreed upon play anyway choking. These are the nominees
for the Shrek Award for Top Thing we want to
do to that green guy.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
In the category of you Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball
Award For, they also do this. The nominees are pad
Ma Lakshmi Hosting No Every Spice and Comedy, Amanda Seyfried
and That Dulcimer, Stanley Tucci Acting Food, Straight Gay Icon,
(05:12):
Wallace Sean Playwright, Activist and Saying Inconceivable, and pikachew Detective
and Electric Type Pokemon. These are the nominees for you
Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for. They also do this.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
In the category of best way to be whilst flirting,
the nominees are tossing hair from one side to the
other and one fell swoop light laughter aka titter, extremely
forward slash, vulgar Spaghetti if Dog, on Date with Dog
and Being Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for best
(05:55):
Way to be whilst flirting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
In the category of Best Love Actually Plot, the nominees
are porn stand Ins four words, Prime Minister, Hugh Grant
four words, Laura Linny's tough Brother, Emma Thompson destroyed by
Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell and Colin Firth hoplessly falling
(06:23):
in the water. He is the King of water based pratfalls.
Is the man ever dry? We love him? These are
the nominees for Best Love Actually Plot.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
In the category of Jaws Award for Water Diva, the
nominees are me. When I was young, they used to
call me a fish at the beach Wales sing it Diva,
Orcas protect us, Diva seals you two little girls, and
I'll tell you who's always wet. Colin Firth again. What
can we say? He's the king of water based pratfalls,
(06:57):
that is. These are the nominees for Jaws of Wad
for Water Diva.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In the category of Best Nut, the nominees are flat
on your back, It's been four days even a thought
would make you go hands free, quick, discreete on vacation
with family after a heated fight, even though that's toxic.
I know, I know that's toxic. Big Pecan and self Suck.
(07:27):
These are the nominees for Best Nut.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
In the category of Best Milk, the nominees are in
a Bag Canada, Harvey, I'm on all fours, blindfolded. I
hear rushing water, but I'm not sure where it's coming from,
the one after someone first thought to pull the utterer
to get it, and Cock in hand, Pain and Heart.
(07:54):
These are the nominees for best Milk.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
In the category of the Alison William's Cool Girl Award,
the nominees are Rosalina Mario, Chase Infinity Chase, Suey Wonders,
Farey Archeron a Court of Thorns and Roses, and Sierra Miller.
(08:20):
These are the nominees for Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman,
Huge Impact, the nominees are Malala The Miniature Wife On Peacock,
Joe Firestone Peacock, That Girl from Duolingo, the Owl, and
Kirby When they Suck Up a Tiny Woman who has
(08:46):
Huge Impact. These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award
for Tiny Women Huge Impact.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In the category of rob Rausch Award for Excellence and Digmatization,
these are Notorious Big Rob Brousch, Tony Soprano, Sawyer from Lost,
and Alexander Scarsgard. These are the nominees for rob Rous
(09:16):
Award for Excellence Indigmatization. In the category of Most Triggered,
Activated and Disregulated, I was this year, the nominees are
Christmas Eve, I have no gifts. I get to the mall.
It's closed, closed at five. I go see.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Bogonia running late. That's fine, there's trailers. And then I
get there and there's no trailers this one time. And
then the movie itself Boyfriend being quiet for no reason,
stepped on key and cut my finger. I'm having a
tough day. Iodo or a sandwich, and I say no Mayo,
but it comes with Mayo. What am I supposed to do?
(09:54):
These are the nominees for Most Triggered, Activated, and Disregulated.
I was this year.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
In the category of vacation styles, the nominees are Beach, Gay,
Beach Family, Intrepid Theme Park, Marathon, White Lotus, Slash Murder
and Niche Theater Festival. These are the nominees for vacation styles.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
In the category of most Iconic exchange of words, the
nominees are whole, did you say whole?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Or Oh, I said whole? Okay, perfect, hole.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Flip it around, wicked, weird, I'm a mom, I'm Mosita, No,
I'm a mommy mom of what a dog now like
a human child? Love Island, Angels in America, and the
hilarious Ross Matthews. No, Ross, have you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Ever been to outer Space? No?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But I've seen Uranus Rue laughs. These are the nominees
for most iconic exchange of words.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Of the following, which is the state capital of Kansas,
Circle one, Indianapolis, Budapest, Topeka, Kansas City, or Kansas which
is the state capital of Kansas.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
In the category of best Breakfast, the nominees are David Bar,
David's Bar, Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude,
cold piece of pizza, when a when is she getting
her life together? We're all rooting for her, but she
has to root for herself. And Salmon on the Traders.
(11:50):
These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Liquid
three Pm, Fourth of July, Beautiful, bag of Chips and
assorted grapes on train with the girls. It's been a while.
We need to catch up. The last few times have
been nice, but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting
(12:15):
apart as we're growing older? Anyway? For Mimosas Please and
a Mother's Soup. These are the nominees for Best Lunch
and the category of Best Dinner. The nominees are one.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
With a Proposal, two tables over, so wonderful reminds me
of how we used to be Steak ou pave at
Sardi's after an amazing Broadway show. God, this city is
so full of life. Whatever it is, you cooked it
and you beat Bobby Flay and Spaghetti and Meatballs featuring Sauce.
(12:54):
These are the nominees for Best Dinner.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
In the category of Best Beverage Human, the nominees are
oolong Celsius. But this is America? Can we call it
fahrenheit milk straight out of the gallon? If you're a
hot boy with your shirt off V eight and fuck
you if you want to argue with us, take it
(13:18):
to the comments. Fuck you and Iced Americano with Coconut Water,
I Am a Millionaire. These are the nominees for Best
Beverage Human.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the category of Best Beverage Vampire, the nominees are
Girl's Blood, Boy's Blood, non Binary, Children's Blood, Vampires of
a New Generation, True Blood, and Orange Soda. Just try it, Girl,
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You Die?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
These are the nominees for Best Beverage Vampire.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
In the category of Best Sauce, the nominees are Read White,
Secret Meat, and Secret Meat. These are the nominees for
Best Sauce.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
In the category of Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking
Group of Guys, the nominees are and Down at the
Fire Department, the Strangers who get out of the car
when something is wrong with your Car, Muna Pe Town,
and the Terra Cotta Warriors of China. These are the
(14:35):
nominees for Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking Group of Guys.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In the category of Most Girls Award, the nominees are
Katsai at least twenty, most Girls by Pink, Jurassic Park,
and Factories during World War Two. These are the nominees
(15:01):
for Most Girls Award.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
In the category of the All Good Either Way Award
for Bisexuality and Media. The nominees are Hannah Einbinder We
Think the Rock from Moanna Live Action, Julian Shapira Barnum
Recess Therapy We Heard is Isma from The Emperor's New Groove,
and every character on Industry based on what plot requires.
(15:28):
These are the nominees for the All Good Either Way
Award for Bisexuality and Media.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I can confirm Isma, I'll tell you later. Yeah Crazy.
In the category of Brat who Needs a Spanking Award,
the nominees are Timothy Shallow, may Riz God Survivor, Jacob
you know who you Are, Rob Rousch and Lil Avocado
who was a man on graphic Socks. These are the
(15:55):
nominees for Brat who Needs a Spanking Award.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
In the category of Best Stage Direction, the nominees are
They share a glance, Abet, she throws her bagel at him,
They die in his arms, and Harper and Yasmin take
each other in, realizing they've grown into far different women
(16:19):
and the girls they started out as on the trading floor.
These are the nominees for Best Stage Direction.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
In the category of Yes Award for a Girl we
learned about this year and Loved. The nominees are Alyssa
lou Olandria Love Island, Sarah Pigeon, Love Story, Rory and
Jane Eyre. These are the nominees for Yes Award for
(16:52):
a Girl We Learned About this Year and Loved.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
In the category of best part of Where Is My
Husband's song?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I would like a ring. I would look at them
and Ring.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Baby, Where the hell is my husband? Oo background, I
would look a ring, I would look at them and
ring even better the second time. These are the nominees
for best part of Where is My Husband Song.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
In the category of Best Thing to Say to a
Gay Guy, the nominees are Hey, Diva, did you lose weight?
Did you gain weight? Nissi Nash Betts is here and
she wants to talk to you and you can breathe now,
Simon Love Simon. These are the nominees for Best Thing
(17:47):
to Say to a Gay Guy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
are Midnight Sun, Zara Larson, Lux Rosealia, Worst Girl in America, Slater,
Slater's Old Stuff Actually as Well, Give Troubled Paradise, to
Listen a Great Way In and Bing Crosby. All These
(18:14):
are the nominees for Album of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
In the category of Mama Mia Too Award for Here
We Go Again, the nominees are Mondays underestimating sire, you
will pay for this history has shown, Emerald Finel has
a big idea, someone does well on America's Got Talent
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despite their challenges in life, and Howie Mandel's reservations and
high profile politicians snorts, eats, fucks or kills something they
should not have. These are the nominees for Mama Mia
to Award for a Year We Go Again.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees
are Jacob my doctor who is actually a pa, my
midwife who is actually a doctor. My pharmacist who is
actually my drug dealer. That guy walking fast just seems
(19:18):
gay to me. Oh run already. These are the nominees
for Best Gay Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are Troy Sevonn Frank Ocean Style Superstar, Carson Kresley, The
Hilarious Ross Matthews, and Jaffar. These are the nominees for
Best Gay Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
In the category of Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between,
the nominees are Jared Sam Taggart, Oh Pitt, Crew Kirby,
When They Suck Up, Sam Taggart and four people on
The Great British Bake Off on any given season and
(20:07):
not the ones You're thinking. These are the nominees for
Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
In the category of When Girls Come Together They Can
Do Anything Award, the nominees are Girl Scout Cookies, Pinky
Up by Katsie Witchcraft, Slash, Lesbian Synchronized Orgasm, All's Fair
Press Tour, and Wuthering Heights two hundred and forty point
(20:37):
four million dollars worldwide. These are the nominees for When
Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
In the category of the Greatest Showmen, the nominees are Jasmine,
Amy Rodgers aka Boop, Seth MacFarlane This Whole Time, Nathan
Lane Kermit and Brittany Broski. These are the nominees for
the Greatest Showman.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
In the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees
are Jeff Coon's, Miss Mojo, Laura Dern, Jackie Cham and RuPaul.
These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are weird. Straight guy from high school is gay now,
which really makes the weird makes sense. Chris Fleming isn't
actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff.
It's just his style. When Chris takes the stage, no
one is safe. Did you hear what he said about
Seth Myers? It was brutal and if Seth took it seriously,
(21:53):
Chris would never be booked on his show again. A
YouTube comment. Elizabeth Olsson has twin sisters Zasha Mammutt marked
safe from Lena Dunham's book they can Never get My Queen,
and there is a big sale at our favorite store.
These are the nominees for Best News We Heard. In
(22:16):
the category of Outfit of the Year. The nominees are
Aunt Gladys Weapons, Jacob A. Lordi Leaving an Airport, Carolyn
Bessett's Argument, Chic in Battery Park, Billie Eilish as One
Less Lonely Girl, Coachella, Jeff Probs for the last fifty
seasons of Survivor. These are the nominees for Outfit of
(22:38):
the Year.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are
Stacey rush Zoron Mumdani, Catherine Lenassa, Marlon Mindel, and Diddo Pocopia.
These are the nominees for Best New Artist.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
In the category of Best Category, the nominees are Most Triggered,
Activated and Disregulated. I was this year Best Beverage Vampires,
Mamma Mia two Award for Here We Go Again, the
Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media and Vacation Styles.
(23:22):
These are the nominees for Best Category.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
In the category of Female Rage Moment of the Year,
the nominees are Lily Allen Westen Girl Hunting Wives, No
One Is Safe, pluribis when she makes them all wiggle,
When Nessa Rose crashed out and Dared speak from the
Grimmery Wicked two, and when Hunterrick's Girl turns into a
(23:51):
demon k Pop Demon on Hers. These are the nominees
for Female Rage Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
In the category of Most Surprising Snack, the nominees are
Eric Nahm pencil thin, straight guy with full body tattoos
and a really mean attitude who gives you the best
evening of your life many times over several years. You're
unsure if his name is Max or Trask and he
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lives in Santa Clarita, you have to drive to him.
It's part of what turns you on. The guy who
plays Nevill Longbottom. He's been working out. Hear me out
Gum and big thing of cottage Cheese. These are the
nominees for most Surprising Snack. In the category of the
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Loss Coult thirty under thirty, the nominees are Sadie Sink, Gretituneberg,
celestiim A Baby, Blue, Ivy Carter, All Dogs, Moo Dang Kats,
Eye Punch the Monkey, Olivia Rodrigo, Addison Ray, Tiny, Tim,
(25:04):
Justin Bieber twenty twelve, Windows ninety eight, Venmo, Universal, Epic Universe,
Chase Infinity, Noah Jupe, Jacoby Jupe, this Mole. I believe
it's new Jabouki. We think z way, she told us
Apple Martin, Miss Honey, Matilda, Pikachu, Zendaya, Malala Hamnet, the
(25:27):
amazing and very stylish child of allolescence So good and
he was also in Withering Heights and Margot Robbie Withering Heights.
These are the Lost Cult thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And finally, in the category of Record of the Year,
the nominees are All the Things She Said, Tattoo Fame
is a Gun, Addison Ray Gotta Catch Them All theme
to Pokemon Only Hope, Mandy Moore Prettiest Girl in America,
(25:59):
Meg Stalter.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, congratulations to all the nominees and please join us
as we give out the coveted trophy at the last
Cultustas Culture Awards twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's all airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously at nine
pm Eastern Standard Time on Wednesday, June seventeenth, and after
that you can stream it on Peacock because that's how
Peacock works. So then
Welcome back. It's time for us to unveil the second
half of the nominees for the fifth annual Lost Culturistas
Cultural Awards, airing Wednesday, June seventeenth on Bravo and Peacock.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And the category of Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse Sex
or Love Making. The nominees are Animal Kingdom Lodge Amongst
the Beasts, the Swan, the Dolphin, Assorted Disney Cruise Ships
at Sea and Star Wars Hotel Rip. This one was
(00:44):
really hot, I remember. These are the nominees for Best
Disney Hotel for intercourse sex or love Making.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I got a drink after that one. That was a weekend.
In the category of Outstanding thing to say when forgetting
someone's name, the nominees are what would you say your
name is if you had a guess? Long pause? Six, seven,
have Grace. I'm face blind and named deaf, so you're
(01:12):
not allowed to not let me forget your name. Don't
tell me I almost have it? Is it January? And
enough lies? I don't remember your name and if that's
a crime, then lock me up. These are the nominees
(01:32):
in the category of outstanding thing to say when forgetting
someone's name.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
In the category of funniest sign outside of coffee shop,
the nominees are with so much violence, the world is
a latte. Come flick our bean, our coffee bean, koffethe
take this as a sign from the universe you need
a cold brew. And if he doesn't drink coffee, dump him.
(02:01):
These are the nominees for funniest sign outside a coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
In the category of y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award
for y'all know It's Canada Down, the nominees are Rachel McAdams,
people forget milk in a bag, Men of Vancouver, Social
Safety Net must be nice and Katie Perry's boyfriend who
(02:29):
opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks
to be in his twenties. These are the nominees for
y'all Know I'm Canada Down Award for y'all know It's
Canada Down.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
In the category of classiest way to refer to breasts
and conversation, the nominees are front ass, chesticles, sweater puppies,
milk bags, Canada and the source of My back pain.
These are the nominee for classiest way to refer to
(03:01):
breasts in conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
In the category of black Spot Award for Worst Omen,
the nominees are crow hits the window red sky at night. Well,
for me as a sailor, that's a delight red sky
in the morning. Well for me as a sailor, that's
a warning. Katie Perry dating Justin Trudeau. Geopolitical omen. You
(03:29):
see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating
drum and you say the name Macbeth in a thing? Whoa, Oh,
what the hell was that? Is everything?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That was crazy?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Fine.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
These are the nominees for black Spot Award for Worst Omen.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
In the category of the Shrek Award for Top Thing
we want to do to that green guy, the nominees
are I get as close as possible to his lips
without kissing him at a restaurant in public, maximum romance
with everyone watching. He smells like onions, double sided dildo.
Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner watching. She
wanted to She likes this. She had the initial idea,
(04:12):
we're in line at the market. It's a long checkout line.
I turn around and tell him keep that green thing
in your pants. Those fat fingers will do. I'm always
saying stuff like this to him Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah,
go make those waffles. And while he's making the waffles,
we fruck to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he's in.
And it's important to stress that consent for all parties
(04:34):
is the priority in these scenarios, except for when we
do consensual non consent, where non consent is part of
the agreed upon play anyway choking. These are the nominees
for the Shrek Award for Top Thing we want to
do to that green guy.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
In the category of you Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball
Award For, they also do this. The nominees are pad
Ma Lakshmi Hosting No Every Spice and Comedy, Amanda Seyfried
and That Dulcimer, Stanley Tucci Acting Food, Straight Gay Icon,
(05:12):
Wallace Sean Playwright, Activist and Saying Inconceivable, and pikachew Detective
and Electric Type Pokemon. These are the nominees for you
Know Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for. They also do this.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
In the category of best way to be whilst flirting,
the nominees are tossing hair from one side to the
other and one fell swoop light laughter aka titter, extremely
forward slash, vulgar Spaghetti if Dog, on Date with Dog
and Being Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for best
(05:55):
Way to be whilst flirting.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
In the category of Best Love Actually Plot, the nominees
are porn stand Ins four words, Prime Minister, Hugh Grant
four words, Laura Linny's tough Brother, Emma Thompson destroyed by
Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell and Colin Firth hoplessly falling
(06:23):
in the water. He is the King of water based pratfalls.
Is the man ever dry? We love him? These are
the nominees for Best Love Actually Plot.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
In the category of Jaws Award for Water Diva, the
nominees are me. When I was young, they used to
call me a fish at the beach Wales sing it Diva,
Orcas protect us, Diva seals you two little girls, and
I'll tell you who's always wet. Colin Firth again. What
can we say? He's the king of water based pratfalls,
(06:57):
that is. These are the nominees for Jaws of Wad
for Water Diva.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In the category of Best Nut, the nominees are flat
on your back, It's been four days even a thought
would make you go hands free, quick, discreete on vacation
with family after a heated fight, even though that's toxic.
I know, I know that's toxic. Big Pecan and self Suck.
(07:27):
These are the nominees for Best Nut.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
In the category of Best Milk, the nominees are in
a Bag Canada, Harvey, I'm on all fours, blindfolded. I
hear rushing water, but I'm not sure where it's coming from,
the one after someone first thought to pull the utterer
to get it, and Cock in hand, Pain and Heart.
(07:54):
These are the nominees for best Milk.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
In the category of the Alison William's Cool Girl Award,
the nominees are Rosalina Mario, Chase Infinity Chase, Suey Wonders,
Farey Archeron a Court of Thorns and Roses, and Sierra Miller.
(08:20):
These are the nominees for Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman,
Huge Impact, the nominees are Malala The Miniature Wife On Peacock,
Joe Firestone Peacock, That Girl from Duolingo, the Owl, and
Kirby When they Suck Up a Tiny Woman who has
(08:46):
Huge Impact. These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award
for Tiny Women Huge Impact.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In the category of rob Rausch Award for Excellence and Digmatization,
these are Notorious Big Rob Brousch, Tony Soprano, Sawyer from Lost,
and Alexander Scarsgard. These are the nominees for rob Rous
(09:16):
Award for Excellence Indigmatization. In the category of Most Triggered,
Activated and Disregulated, I was this year, the nominees are
Christmas Eve, I have no gifts. I get to the mall.
It's closed, closed at five. I go see.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Bogonia running late. That's fine, there's trailers. And then I
get there and there's no trailers this one time. And
then the movie itself Boyfriend being quiet for no reason,
stepped on key and cut my finger. I'm having a
tough day. Iodo or a sandwich, and I say no Mayo,
but it comes with Mayo. What am I supposed to do?
(09:54):
These are the nominees for Most Triggered, Activated, and Disregulated.
I was this year.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
In the category of vacation styles, the nominees are Beach, Gay,
Beach Family, Intrepid Theme Park, Marathon, White Lotus, Slash Murder
and Niche Theater Festival. These are the nominees for vacation styles.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
In the category of most Iconic exchange of words, the
nominees are whole, did you say whole?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Or Oh, I said whole? Okay, perfect, hole.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Flip it around, wicked, weird, I'm a mom, I'm Mosita, No,
I'm a mommy mom of what a dog now like
a human child? Love Island, Angels in America, and the
hilarious Ross Matthews. No, Ross, have you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Ever been to outer Space? No?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But I've seen Uranus Rue laughs. These are the nominees
for most iconic exchange of words.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Of the following, which is the state capital of Kansas,
Circle one, Indianapolis, Budapest, Topeka, Kansas City, or Kansas which
is the state capital of Kansas.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
In the category of best Breakfast, the nominees are David Bar,
David's Bar, Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude,
cold piece of pizza, when a when is she getting
her life together? We're all rooting for her, but she
has to root for herself. And Salmon on the Traders.
(11:50):
These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Liquid
three Pm, Fourth of July, Beautiful, bag of Chips and
assorted grapes on train with the girls. It's been a while.
We need to catch up. The last few times have
been nice, but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting
(12:15):
apart as we're growing older? Anyway? For Mimosas Please and
a Mother's Soup. These are the nominees for Best Lunch
and the category of Best Dinner. The nominees are one.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
With a Proposal, two tables over, so wonderful reminds me
of how we used to be Steak ou pave at
Sardi's after an amazing Broadway show. God, this city is
so full of life. Whatever it is, you cooked it
and you beat Bobby Flay and Spaghetti and Meatballs featuring Sauce.
(12:54):
These are the nominees for Best Dinner.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
In the category of Best Beverage Human, the nominees are
oolong Celsius. But this is America? Can we call it
fahrenheit milk straight out of the gallon? If you're a
hot boy with your shirt off V eight and fuck
you if you want to argue with us, take it
(13:18):
to the comments. Fuck you and Iced Americano with Coconut Water,
I Am a Millionaire. These are the nominees for Best
Beverage Human.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the category of Best Beverage Vampire, the nominees are
Girl's Blood, Boy's Blood, non Binary, Children's Blood, Vampires of
a New Generation, True Blood, and Orange Soda. Just try it, Girl,
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You Die?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
These are the nominees for Best Beverage Vampire.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
In the category of Best Sauce, the nominees are Read White,
Secret Meat, and Secret Meat. These are the nominees for
Best Sauce.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
In the category of Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking
Group of Guys, the nominees are and Down at the
Fire Department, the Strangers who get out of the car
when something is wrong with your Car, Muna Pe Town,
and the Terra Cotta Warriors of China. These are the
(14:35):
nominees for Sesame Street Award for Great Fucking Group of Guys.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
In the category of Most Girls Award, the nominees are
Katsai at least twenty, most Girls by Pink, Jurassic Park,
and Factories during World War Two. These are the nominees
(15:01):
for Most Girls Award.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
In the category of the All Good Either Way Award
for Bisexuality and Media. The nominees are Hannah Einbinder We
Think the Rock from Moanna Live Action, Julian Shapira Barnum
Recess Therapy We Heard is Isma from The Emperor's New Groove,
and every character on Industry based on what plot requires.
(15:28):
These are the nominees for the All Good Either Way
Award for Bisexuality and Media.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I can confirm Isma, I'll tell you later. Yeah Crazy.
In the category of Brat who Needs a Spanking Award,
the nominees are Timothy Shallow, may Riz God Survivor, Jacob
you know who you Are, Rob Rousch and Lil Avocado
who was a man on graphic Socks. These are the
(15:55):
nominees for Brat who Needs a Spanking Award.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
In the category of Best Stage Direction, the nominees are
They share a glance, Abet, she throws her bagel at him,
They die in his arms, and Harper and Yasmin take
each other in, realizing they've grown into far different women
(16:19):
and the girls they started out as on the trading floor.
These are the nominees for Best Stage Direction.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
In the category of Yes Award for a Girl we
learned about this year and Loved. The nominees are Alyssa
lou Olandria Love Island, Sarah Pigeon, Love Story, Rory and
Jane Eyre. These are the nominees for Yes Award for
(16:52):
a Girl We Learned About this Year and Loved.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
In the category of best part of Where Is My
Husband's song?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I would like a ring. I would look at them
and Ring.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Baby, Where the hell is my husband? Oo background, I
would look a ring, I would look at them and
ring even better the second time. These are the nominees
for best part of Where is My Husband Song.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
In the category of Best Thing to Say to a
Gay Guy, the nominees are Hey, Diva, did you lose weight?
Did you gain weight? Nissi Nash Betts is here and
she wants to talk to you and you can breathe now,
Simon Love Simon. These are the nominees for Best Thing
(17:47):
to Say to a Gay Guy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
are Midnight Sun, Zara Larson, Lux Rosealia, Worst Girl in America, Slater,
Slater's Old Stuff Actually as Well, Give Troubled Paradise, to
Listen a Great Way In and Bing Crosby. All These
(18:14):
are the nominees for Album of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
In the category of Mama Mia Too Award for Here
We Go Again, the nominees are Mondays underestimating sire, you
will pay for this history has shown, Emerald Finel has
a big idea, someone does well on America's Got Talent
(18:40):
despite their challenges in life, and Howie Mandel's reservations and
high profile politicians snorts, eats, fucks or kills something they
should not have. These are the nominees for Mama Mia
to Award for a Year We Go Again.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees
are Jacob my doctor who is actually a pa, my
midwife who is actually a doctor. My pharmacist who is
actually my drug dealer. That guy walking fast just seems
(19:18):
gay to me. Oh run already. These are the nominees
for Best Gay Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are Troy Sevonn Frank Ocean Style Superstar, Carson Kresley, The
Hilarious Ross Matthews, and Jaffar. These are the nominees for
Best Gay Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
In the category of Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between,
the nominees are Jared Sam Taggart, Oh Pitt, Crew Kirby,
When They Suck Up, Sam Taggart and four people on
The Great British Bake Off on any given season and
(20:07):
not the ones You're thinking. These are the nominees for
Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
In the category of When Girls Come Together They Can
Do Anything Award, the nominees are Girl Scout Cookies, Pinky
Up by Katsie Witchcraft, Slash, Lesbian Synchronized Orgasm, All's Fair
Press Tour, and Wuthering Heights two hundred and forty point
(20:37):
four million dollars worldwide. These are the nominees for When
Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
In the category of the Greatest Showmen, the nominees are Jasmine,
Amy Rodgers aka Boop, Seth MacFarlane This Whole Time, Nathan
Lane Kermit and Brittany Broski. These are the nominees for
the Greatest Showman.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
In the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees
are Jeff Coon's, Miss Mojo, Laura Dern, Jackie Cham and RuPaul.
These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are weird. Straight guy from high school is gay now,
which really makes the weird makes sense. Chris Fleming isn't
actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff.
It's just his style. When Chris takes the stage, no
one is safe. Did you hear what he said about
Seth Myers? It was brutal and if Seth took it seriously,
(21:53):
Chris would never be booked on his show again. A
YouTube comment. Elizabeth Olsson has twin sisters Zasha Mammutt marked
safe from Lena Dunham's book they can Never get My Queen,
and there is a big sale at our favorite store.
These are the nominees for Best News We Heard. In
(22:16):
the category of Outfit of the Year. The nominees are
Aunt Gladys Weapons, Jacob A. Lordi Leaving an Airport, Carolyn
Bessett's Argument, Chic in Battery Park, Billie Eilish as One
Less Lonely Girl, Coachella, Jeff Probs for the last fifty
seasons of Survivor. These are the nominees for Outfit of
(22:38):
the Year.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are
Stacey rush Zoron Mumdani, Catherine Lenassa, Marlon Mindel, and Diddo Pocopia.
These are the nominees for Best New Artist.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
In the category of Best Category, the nominees are Most Triggered,
Activated and Disregulated. I was this year Best Beverage Vampires,
Mamma Mia two Award for Here We Go Again, the
Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media and Vacation Styles.
(23:22):
These are the nominees for Best Category.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
In the category of Female Rage Moment of the Year,
the nominees are Lily Allen Westen Girl Hunting Wives, No
One Is Safe, pluribis when she makes them all wiggle,
When Nessa Rose crashed out and Dared speak from the
Grimmery Wicked two, and when Hunterrick's Girl turns into a
(23:51):
demon k Pop Demon on Hers. These are the nominees
for Female Rage Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
In the category of Most Surprising Snack, the nominees are
Eric Nahm pencil thin, straight guy with full body tattoos
and a really mean attitude who gives you the best
evening of your life many times over several years. You're
unsure if his name is Max or Trask and he
(24:20):
lives in Santa Clarita, you have to drive to him.
It's part of what turns you on. The guy who
plays Nevill Longbottom. He's been working out. Hear me out
Gum and big thing of cottage Cheese. These are the
nominees for most Surprising Snack. In the category of the
(24:43):
Loss Coult thirty under thirty, the nominees are Sadie Sink, Gretituneberg,
celestiim A Baby, Blue, Ivy Carter, All Dogs, Moo Dang Kats,
Eye Punch the Monkey, Olivia Rodrigo, Addison Ray, Tiny, Tim,
(25:04):
Justin Bieber twenty twelve, Windows ninety eight, Venmo, Universal, Epic Universe,
Chase Infinity, Noah Jupe, Jacoby Jupe, this Mole. I believe
it's new Jabouki. We think z way, she told us
Apple Martin, Miss Honey, Matilda, Pikachu, Zendaya, Malala Hamnet, the
(25:27):
amazing and very stylish child of allolescence So good and
he was also in Withering Heights and Margot Robbie Withering Heights.
These are the Lost Cult thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And finally, in the category of Record of the Year,
the nominees are All the Things She Said, Tattoo Fame
is a Gun, Addison Ray Gotta Catch Them All theme
to Pokemon Only Hope, Mandy Moore Prettiest Girl in America,
(25:59):
Meg Stalter.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, congratulations to all the nominees and please join us
as we give out the coveted trophy at the last
Cultustas Culture Awards twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's all airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously at nine
pm Eastern Standard Time on Wednesday, June seventeenth, and after
that you can stream it on Peacock because that's how
Peacock works. So then
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