Homophobic In The Bed

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You're listening to mess heis, Sydney.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's going on? Baby? Oh my, oh my god, oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Morning morning girls. Now we're morning girls. I mean you've
always been a morning person.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
No, I've really never been a morning person.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't know you. Every time I've called you in
the morning, you've always seen like ready to get the
day started. Now if you get the day started, we
don't know, but you seem ready.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm not a morning person at all.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
But I also don't like to lay in bed for
too long because I feel like I'm losing day. Yeah. Yeah,
but I mean we've taken so many trips together, and
I feel like you're always fresh face, you know, eyes low.
But that could be from the edibles you had the
day before edibles mm hmm. But for the most part,

(00:56):
you're like ready to go, put your clothes on, abs
or popping, and let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm ready. I'm ready, Sydney.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Anybody listening to this episode right now, the only person
who sat like a morning person is you. Well, I
have to pretend I'm you know, I got that sag
after a card, So I'm ready to act. I'm ready
to act like I like to be up at this time,
Sydney has a job. I have a job, working girl.
I'm a working girl. And yeah, well now the I'm

(01:26):
I'm in a writer's room, y'all. Can you believe? Can
you believe in the guild, in the guilt, I was
in the guild anyway, Now.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
In the guild. Now, was I paying those dues? Absolutely not?
But I'm I'm the girl. I'm not paying my SAG dues.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Allegedly they message me, I'll be like, what have you
done for me lately?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah? You know, Well, they send you your residuals.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Friend, Okay, some of the checks be sixty one cents,
so and if you if you really need your money,
take it out the check. Maybe they're taking it out
the check. Maybe that's why the checks be so low.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, I don't think they are our friends.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's not how insiduals work. Well, hey, your dues, so
you can be in it, so you can get get
the money that's owed to you. But I already worked,
so I should be getting my money anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The checks won't even come from sag.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Where do they come from?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Whatever the envelope says, but it don't ever say sag.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hey, y'all, if if there's any listeners who ever want
to get in this business. I mean, we really just
we give you every detail, everything that you need to
know because we know of it all. We know it all. Listen,
I say, ignore it until it becomes too big of
a problem to ignore. That's how I deal with my issues.
It served me so far. I think there's a warrant

(02:37):
out for my rest right now because I haven't been
paying my unemployment taxes whatever that means.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What, girl, Marie, am I sitting next to a criminal. Yes,
we're gonna be in the same sale, the.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
New Orange Us together. I'm excited about my life on
the run.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
So yeah, let's do it. Is that is that the
on the run hair on the run?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
This not the on the run hair needs to be
more like ponytailor you need to look like a short,
little kiddy cat. We Oh, I would love you like
the mullet with the hair that you have for the bullet,
but without the mullet.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Actually, the mullet pairs well with crime. It pairs well.
Everyone's like fashion girly, no crime, crime, yes any who?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, so I have to get Last week, I had
to get up in the morning and I was asking
people what to do to be a morning person, and
they kept saying, you have to go to sleep at
an early you have to go to bed early. And
I said, that's impossible. I'm I'm my job makes me
stay up at night. I have to be up. I'm

(03:45):
a stand up. Stand up should not be happening when
the sun is on. What time did you go to
bed last night?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Early? Early eleven? Okay eleven and me and the gal
out like a light, like a light.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Did you act? Were you sleeping or were you in
the bed? No, we were gone, baby gone.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We slept. It was beautiful. I yeah, I actually sleep
better when I'm with her. What yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I am like today I woke up and I said, damn,
I am so lucky.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Wow, why are you so lucky? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's just like, Yo, she came to my show. She
brought all these flowers.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
She lay low. She's like, she looked great. She looked
at me.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yo. People were dming me, like, yo, shorty, who you
with is bad? I was like, what about me? But yes, yes, yes, yes,
no I she listen. I she is really amazing. She
just like after the show, was just telling me everything
that she loved and hyping me up. And she's like, no, no,
this is this is this is your thing. You have

(05:00):
to keep doing this. And I was like, oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
She set it over the wall, and you need to
get a girlfriend. Like what.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Girl, No, you need to get whatever you got right now.
You okay, that's what you have.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He can't do the show. He didn't bring me no flowers.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well he you know, he didn't want to do too much.
But the next time he comes to the show, I'm
sure he's gonna bring you everything, a proper English breakfast
and all of the flowers and.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know, and more and more.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
So that's great, Sidney. But you are a relationship oriented
person I am. So it makes sense that you were like,
I sleep better when I'm in the bed with her.
If I'm in the bed with somebody, my body is hot,
my like spidy, senses are tingling.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
They breathe too hard. I'd be like, like, I just.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I can't And I've been sleeping in the Queens Sizes
bed for my entire life. I feel so I need
like a king, or a California king. If I'm sharing
a bed with somebody too close to me, get off me.
Oh no, I woke up put in a pool of sweat. No,
for sure, I woke up up the hair was back here.
Oh okay, So when your girl is here, you don't

(06:05):
You don't put no bonnie, you don't tie it up.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You just loose like the white ladies in the movies.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I I had about it, but I'm one of those
people that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
It just it's here when I put it on, and
then when I wake up it's across the room.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know what it. It just does its own things.
I like you sleep? Wow, I do? I do?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
She says that she says I kick her and I
take up all the bed. And that's not true, right, Marie, you.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Have kicked me. You're a lot your legs, you're a
wire legs. Do be you hate bagg No, Sidney, take
your legs.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm not scared of you. There's no way that I'm
kicking you or near you. I'm not saying you're kicking me.
But you when you sleep, you be like. No, No, Marie.
You one time I remember being in a car with
you and my knee told you, Sidney, Sidney, I don't
get your knee on your side, get your knee on
your side.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And after that, I said, you know what, I'll make
sure the line is dropped.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's the lawn show Marie queer adjacent, but she is
homophobic in the bad homophobic.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You don't want me on her. They don't. I don't
want anybody.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, no, no, no, the way you said upper case Sydney, Sydney,
get your knee, listen me. You know, when you're in
the backseat of a car, right, it's three people in
the back. We hit it, we hit a corner, we turned.
Maybe everybody leans on your side for the turn. Sydney
will lean into the turn and then be like, oh
this is this.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, that's sometimes you go up be like hey, babe, babe, no,
have a good core. I don't have a good And
that's what it is. It's like, I'm like, hold it.
That's what it's about. You don't have a good corn.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't. It's I'm not leaning on you on purpose.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
So I don't believe that we've been in the bed
for so many years together and you've been like I'm
kicking you, I'm touching you. Your in your brain, you
be in the bonnet under the like you be in it? Yes,
I don't, and don't tell him I've been in it.
Now she's ever been in it?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, she's been on it. AnyWho.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Sometimes I like sleeping by myself.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Sometimes I like sleeping with somebody, but her particularly, I mean,
she definitely calms my nerves. And yeah, I put her.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I put her on my phone now because I'm like, well,
let me see.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
She's the background. Yeah, she's the back dad, girl, you
took me off the background. No, I would sit in
these background for years. Meanwhile, Maria is changing her fucking
background every other day time, every other day. Her one
of my backdrop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god,
this is gay. You guys look great.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, girl, you're like, take this when we're in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Remember I told you she.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Look your feet looked little, but your butt looks big. Wow.
My feet little but big feet, little but big.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well that sounds like it's saying your feet are little
but also big. That's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Okay, but that looks great.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
And on the new I phone, yeah, the pixels are sharp.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah. It's so funny because I in the show My
Barbie Show, I said that, you know, I was hooking
up with this guy that wasn't my type because he was,
you know, Spanish. You know, I really date black men.
And then I crossed that out. I was like, I
really date women black women. And then I put Queen
Latifa there, and I heard you and it oh because

(09:23):
she kind of she kind of looked.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
She kind of looked like, I said, that is Sydney's type.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Again, Yeah, because you've been saying Queen Latifa for a
little bit of time now.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
But I didn't really believe it. Now I'm like, think
you see it. I do see it, just this just
the little taste.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
So I don't think I've ever put a man that
I dated as my background. You shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Men are embarrassing, don't ever, don't ever put them out there,
don't post them. Don't what about.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Post her either. I'm not posting anybody ever. Again.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's that's done.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, we going fullyse array with it.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, it's it's unnecessary. It's unnecessary, And I just think,
why do you have to do that. People know that
you are with somebody, they hear you talk about them.
Why do they visually need to see them, cause we're
we live in a time where people love being in
other people's business. Everybody likes over sharing what they got
going on. It's like, that's why reality TV is so popular.

(10:25):
There's no greater business than somebody else's business.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's what we do. We've been
on a podcast for many years and we've have we
not provided, have we not.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Given the people? The people more than want to see
the visuals. Show me the visuals you've been providing, because
you know, I shared my little London excursion story and
somebody went and sent him the damn clip. Somebody sent
the man.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yes, yes, right, yeah, that was lovely. That was
really lovely, but he sent it. Listen.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I woke up to a bunch of WhatsApp messages.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
What's that was? Did ing ding? Didn't ding dinging thing?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
And then unto them deleted. I don't know what he
was saying when I was sleeping, but he messaged me
a lot of thoughts. He said, I told you everything,
Here we go, Here we go? What is everything?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
He said?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I told him you everything, but I did I left
out all the good stuff, the good things that he did. No,
we are the good things, I said.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I spoke to her about that in private.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, but we The only thing that we were like
that was crazy was the damn song the Coochie Reaper.
Everything else was I he's got all of my praises
and thumbs up. Yeah, we've. But other than that, I mean,
we've years and years of our business has been on
many platforms.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
And so why do I need to And the people
I've dated, I've posted them before.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I've done all.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I've done the work, and now it's time to bring
it in and bring it in so you can hear.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
But you're not gonna see unless you see me in
the street with her, in which he is lucky you
and we don't walk and we take cars.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Also a helicopter. You did take a helicopter in Brazil?
I did?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That was nice too, Yo. I really thought I was
gonna die in a helicopter. And I was like, I
have not achieved enough to die yet. Damn you ever
feel that way? Yes, every birthday everybody, I'd be like,
I haven't achieved enough to die yet, yeah, or or
which is a joke that I've done before. I was like,
I haven't achieved enough to die in a plane crash

(12:24):
and be like the headline. I want to be Sydney
Washington and others.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's what I want. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yo, Remember we went to Cleveland with Mateo and we
were in the backseat of a purple Uber listening to
purple rain and with purple lights on purple lights and
they were like drag racing or like doing donuts in
the intersection, and we thought a car was going to

(12:50):
spin out and hit us.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
We were screaming in the back, screaming, and my tales like, Okay,
everybody stay calm. I was like, thing is one, I
cannot die in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
And two Matteo's name is going to be in the article,
but our names are going to be real little at
the bottom. Buttel Lane and aspiring Podcasterilla.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Mattel Lane and two black besties. Yeah, I can't want
that in Cleveland. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I didn't want that for me. So yeah, I was like,
I got I gets to do more. But I think
that's also we have done a lot, and I think
talking to my gal, she's like, you need to say
the things that you've accomplished out loud, over and over
and again, so you don't forget because we downplay we

(13:35):
downplay a lot.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't think you downplay, but I do think you
need to write down everything that you've accomplished, because you've
done a lot. I think, I think because what happens
is we work really hard on things, and then we
accomplish them, and then we're like, what's next. Yeah, I
gotta do the next thing, And then we do the
next thing and the next thing and the next thing.
But then when you look back at it, a lot

(13:58):
of the stuff we have new stuff that we so
we wanted years and years ago. Let's talk what you
accomplished this What did I accomplish? What did you do
this year that you're really really proud of? Girl?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
When I tell you, I open up that escort bitch.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I was up in Bank of America talking to Paul,
and I said, I was supposed to do this last year,
and he said, but you're here now, and I said.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Your business account. Talking to Paul. She's damn, she's damn.
He said, you're here now, you're here now? Then fell
out your pocket? What fell out of my pocket?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh? Yes, medication, medication, Yeah, I gotta take my meds. Right,
I'm right right, right loose you just got it loose
in the pocket, in the pocket because I was like,
I'm gonna do it when I eat. You can't have
your medication without something on the stomach, on the tummy,
because then you listen, Hey, everybody who's ADHD depression anxiety,
stop stop stop taking your meds on an empty stomach.

(14:52):
You are burning the lining of your stomach. Always that
what happened your of your rectum, everything, It's yeah, it's
just chemicals. You need something to coat the body so
that you can actually absorb what is supposed to be
helping you focus and be.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Less stressed and be less stressed. Yes, y'all ripping and
running and being like.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm skinny, I'm fit, eat, I'm just gonna pump my
meds and that's my food for the day. And you've
been looking crazy on the two trailer.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Anybody any wo.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
So people be nodding off in public because sometimes the
medication it's them too strong, it's too much for them,
and so you sometimes you'll just fall asleep on your
on your medication. If I take ADHD medication and I'll
fall asleep, I'm gonna be pissed. I need It's happened
to me. It's happened to you, girl. I can sleep
on anything. Oh. I truly believe if someone gave me

(15:50):
cocaine right now, it would do nothing for me. Nothing,
absolutely nothing. Cocaine, math every day, nothing I can go to.
You've seen me sleep everywhere. But I've never seen you
on cocaine or meth. Well, I've never seen That's not true.
You've seen meaine youth, seen mass never methsis.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I feel it's a metha upper it is. I'm king
of the world. I think he was on meth on Titanic.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's why, that's why they'revery man. See me and Sidney
jumped into the ocean when one year for your birthday
and fully was singing that song with the white people
in the sea. Yo. I posted that. When I posted
that on the on the page, people were like, Yo,

(16:34):
when was this? I was like, there's so many side
quests that me and Marie have done that we have
not went on the page. We have to just do
a carousel of all the it's important and stuff. I mean, yes,
but I also feel like it's important to like just
do stuff, live it, do it.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
You don't have to record every moment or maybe recorded,
but you don't have to share it. Sometimes I shoot
a lot of the stuff I shoot. I'm never gonna post,
you know what I mean? Like we be at shows,
We be at concerts, people have their phones out the
entire time.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
How do you have the stories? Shite, babe? How do
you have the Why would you pay four hundred dollars
for tickets?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
And then your your phone is really is like in
the way, it's in the middle of everything that you
you need to see the experience with your own eyes,
but also not through your thing.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
The video later it's not gonna hit the same.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So take your little edibles, take your shrooms, take whatever
you need to take to enhance your experience, and watch
the damn show.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Listen to Marine.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
She's She's not sick.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
She has the best, best experience.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Get to get the best song, get the you know,
get to get a little BTS moment.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
But like then, put your phone down. You don't have
to shoot everything.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Some of y'all be on FaceTime with your families and
your loved ones, and it's like or you live, who's
watching your stream? Now? I love the people who are
on live because I was like I didn't. I didn't
have it to pay for the tickets, So I'm just
watching the lives. Do you know how many Renaissance clips
and lives I watched? Because I was like, I can't
make it.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I can't ever watch a single Renaissance light. Saw all
of it.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh, and I was thoroughly impressed, But I was like,
how are you guys getting your what do you call
these tripods?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
How are you getting your tripods and your lights and
all this?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
How y'all getting that? Because they took they took my
light at Cowboy Carter and I almost said fuck the show, Yeah,
because the show they said Beyonce specifically said you can't
come in with Hey, Beyonce, I'm sorry, my little light
that I got from Amazon is not gonna you not
gonna see it, okay because you got your fans and
lights and everything and cameras. Yeah, but you know who's
saying that as somebody who is not Beyonce the perfectionist, Right,

(18:43):
You're saying that like you're the only one that was
gonna come in with that light. Everybody would come in
with the light if she said that, they could do it.
Because there was a girl at a Chris Brown concert.
And I saw this on TikTok multiple times, full light,
full blast on her face. She recorded herself the entire show.
She's not she barely even recorded him good. It's her

(19:04):
recording herself because she really wanted to be I don't know,
put on the jumbotronto or whatever. Yeah, and akay the
Coldplay camp and there's multiple people in the audience that
have like direct eyesight of her, and it's videos of
her from Matt Engles just with that bright ass light
and everybody body behind her was just kind of like
like in the she probably took an edible and was

(19:26):
just feeling herself and she was sober. She was in Manchester,
man justa just an orange white girl living her best
Chris Brown life. You know what I actually wanted to
bring up. It's not it's not Beyonce. It's Beyonce and Jason.
I don't know if this ever happens to you, but
people did this for my show. Close friends of mine

(19:48):
text me maybe an hour before the show, rude, Hey,
so sorry, I'm not gonna make it. Oh man, I
guess I gotta cancel the show. Hey, y'all, y'all gotta
y'all gotta stop. Y'all gotta contacting artists the day of
their show or whatever they're doing.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, I'm not gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't know if you thought I was looking for
you in the audience, I was not, because I'm thinking
about the show. So just text me tomorrow or call
me tomorrow or like. But I got like four texts,
four or five texts. Hey, I'm not gonna make it.
The show is sold out, so I'll be fine. I'll
be fine now if I only had twenty tickets and

(20:27):
you you say.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Ah, I'm gonna reat you be in that room. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
But I'm like, are people texting Beyonce when they can't
make it? No, because they're gonna show up regardless. Or
your grandma died, she's dead, I still got to see Beyonce. Yeah,
let's live stream the funeral so I could go to Beyonce, like,
put grandma alive.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm not saying I'm Beyonce, but it's like, for that night,
you are a fraction of a Beyonce. You know what
I felt like I was one seventy five percent.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, I'm lying.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Of a Beyonce ten ten percent of a Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Zero point zero zero zero one of Beyonce. I don't know, girl,
you was doing stunts Sydney got on the ground.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I was like, wow, I didn't whoa physical comedy from
Sydney Washington. I was.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I was gagged.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm not going to the projector. It's like, because you
you won't be able to see me if I stand up.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
So I'm like, wow, No, you did like a cartwheel
or a some assault or something.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Thank you, And that's how you promote the show, says
thank you. I was, it's a physical comedy happening at
the Barbery show.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
It looks it's laughs, it's lunges.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's lunges. Looks laughs, lunges. Damn very really good. You're
I mean, I feel like you because I haven't eaten
anything yet. Would like a grape? No?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Would you like a muffin?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Nar because you didn't take any medication so you can
be on an empty stomach.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Listen. I went. I got home at two am. I
went to bed at three.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I was, kay the show. I have four shows last night.
Oh zah yah, I'm outside. Well, actually I had four
shows last night because Sydney did not have any, so
they were like, we need another black girl.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Marie is here. Let's put Marie on these two that
we normally would not have put her on.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Noah, I can't do nothing during the week, and no,
how was it? Did you have fun? The first show
was decent, second show trash, three and four perfect.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's why you got to do multiple in a night. Yeah,
so that you can feel the waves.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, the second one didn't go that well, and I
was like, hey, you can't win them all. Can't win
them all, but I got paid, So I said a
win is a win, and that's and I want everybody
who's listening it's not gonna hit every time. And that's
not we're not just talking about comedy. We're talking about
work relationships at least. Yeah, that too.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't even I don't even that's you. You talk
about families, I don't. I don't do that. But said families. Yeah,
I don't have one. I said outfits.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh why did you said families? You said you said families,
I said outfits. It's not always gonna hit every time.
You said work relationships families, I said outfits. Man, I
think my I need I need to take my medication
because I can't remember anything.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Now that's funny.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, okay, so I wanted to talk to you about Okay,

(23:46):
I'll watched this on TikTok. This girl pretended to be
pregnant for nine months Marie Ben. She's like posting, people
are sending her money. Guy that she was with and
his family did not believe her. Well yeah, because she
probably would't let him touch her stomach. Yo, it got

(24:06):
so bad. She right before she was about to deliver.
In quotation marks, she says, oh, the baby has some
kind of not defect, but something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
So she was gearing the people up to something might
not be right, might die.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
She actually gets a doll that looks very realistic to
a newborn baby, and she's wrapping this bitch up.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Bringing it outside.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No nobody can touch her. I cannot commit to the
bit that hard. That's not like nine months sorry nine months? Sorry.
She was with a man, yeah, for the full nine months,
and they didn't believe her because obviously she wouldn't let
him like see her belly and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Right, she's got she got a fake belly and everything.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, ordered it. Wow, they say that the A list
actors are in Hollywood now, baby, they in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I don't know where this girl's at.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
But has there been anything that you like, had to
like keep a lie longer than you expected you were
able to stay with it.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't think so. You know, my memory is not
that good.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Lying is something that I can't really do too well
because I might lie to you.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Forget that I lied to you.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Tell you the truth next time I see you, like,
and then now I got to keep my story straight.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's just easier to be secretive or brutally honest.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
You are brutally honest.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Brutally is a little bit harsh honest. Whoa that was?
That was brutally honest?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
If we take a poll online, we should do that.
Who is Marie totally honest?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'm more honest brutally or brutally honest?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Three? You are brutally honest. I don't know if I
said this before.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I think you have.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I probably just said it the last UH episode we did.
But we pull up to Battle House, we go there,
and we go there all the time. You have your show,
We have been multiple shows there. There's a dog named
Bear you don't know his name, and you were like, oh,
who is three legged dog?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Is three legged dog here? That's what his name is.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It's bear.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Her name is bear, but she got three legs.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's brutally honest, asking where the three legged dog is?
She has a name, the name is the The legs
is implied. A bear has two legs. This bear got three.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
So what that's me being it's a dog. They don't
have no feelings. That's not wow, Marie. I can't believe
you just said that. You're gonna lose a lot of
people on that. I'm gonna lose my pet Smart sponsorship. Yeah,
they do have feelings. Girl, the dog has three legs?
What chat am I wrong? You could have just been like,

(27:13):
is the dog here? No, I need to.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Specify the one the only one dog, Marie. So that's
what I'm saying, like white people that work there, it
could be multiple dogs. No, But that's how Marie is about.
You know, you ask her a question and she's like,
that's what you really want to do. That's that's how
you want to see it.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Say it, share it. Oh okay, I wouldn't have done that,
but yeah, okay, see it, say it sort it.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Would you want to Sidney, you really feel away, but
you think the dog is mad me bring such and such.
They can't dress and I don't like how they smell.
That's how you're brutally honest.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
But I'm saying that to y'all, I'm not saying that's
brutally honest. That's honest.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Brutally honest would be if I said it to them, Hey,
you can't come because I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You smell bad and you can't dress. That's that's that's mean.
That's in their face telling them that. But to the
group chat, the safe space in invisible inc, I'm typing it.
That's not brutally honest. That's the mere baby, that's that's delicate.
That's delicate. Is it delicate?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Delic where we're calling in now? When Marie is brutally honest,
just call it delicate. It's actually delicately honest.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, it's fine, but yeah, watching it play out, I
was like, yo, I just couldn't imagine having to keep
up with a lie for that long. I have lied,
I have lied. We all lied, and I got I
got caught up in the lie and I got shown
you're not good at lying, so you might as well

(28:47):
just ca Okay. So I'm I'm sure he's heard this story.
I don't know if he even listens to this podcast.
This was in This was first of all, this was
in high school. So it's I'm not that I'm so
many people. I'm on Sydney five point on now yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, yea Sidney high school. You that we don't even
know her, she don't even go here.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I dated an older man who had a h a
black widow tattoo on his neck and uh and B
two k braides braides? How long would the bridge? Did
they pass the spider or was they like above the spider?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I think they did. They make a web.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
He wasn't that creative, but I was dating him. And
then I went to college and so uh and he
lived in the Bronx. So it was like, I'm going
on to to better sir, I'm probably gonna leave, moving
on up, I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Moving on up right.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
So I get to college, I meet a guy on
Facebook and uh, yeah he was going to he was
going to a really good school in Philadelphia, and so
I could see I could see a future with him.
Very tall abs came from a go home mother father.

(30:03):
They got a house in west Chester. Why are you're
not married to him because I'm gay? Marie.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Hmm. But you said you could see a future with him.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I couldn't even really see back then, but I said
I could see it. If I could really see, I
could have. I should have saw that I was gonna
get my ass kicked out of the school, which later
on happened plot twist. I didn't finish.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I finished it, and we're sitting in the same room with.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Me being a morning person. Okay, so now I got
two men's. I got two men's, an older spider and
a young.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
He was on his way to be a doctor, a
young doctor, which she she is, which he is a doctor?
Now got a doctor. I think like heart surgeons alday.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah. No, really, we're very successful. I knew he was
going to be. It's not maybe not successful with me,
but he's going to be successful in life. INTI who
I you know, I'm young. I don't know what I'm doing.
I know that I had a lot going on, and
so I can't keep up with the sex. I can't

(31:19):
keep up because I I'm having sex with both.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
How once in the Bronx. One is visiting me and
then the other one was back at home and I went.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I was doing both. I was traveling. She was on tour,
Pussy on tour.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
On tour to see on tour, would actually like to
see the merch for the pussy tour.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
The pussy tour was crazy, so crazy that in the
summertime I was working at Victoria's Secret. I was wearing
a pants suit, a shiny pant suit from Bibi and uh,
you know Aldo Loafers. I was really business oriented and
wearing amazing lingerie.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Do you have to wear a suit at victoria Secret? Yes,
you do. You have to wear black, black blazer and
black pants. Oh yeah, I don't feel like that's the policy.
No more, probably not anymore. But you know, I was
in the you know, the first iteration of it, you know,
your old class.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, it was really about making sure these girls are
wearing the right bras.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Sister, you are not a b you are.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Really a d. Ease up off it. You're like you're
on the last the last hook. Your strap is all
the way loose, like it don't fit. Yeah, that's what
I was doing.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I was so we supposed we're supposed to wear a
bra on the last hook.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
If it's on the last hook but you still have
a lot of skin coming over it, that means it's
too small. That means it's not that's not your band.
And if you have your if the top titty is
doing that is it's just it's like dough coming out
the can. It's time to let.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
But this is my favorite bra.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
It does not fit. It doesn't fit any umery. So
I'm working at Victoria's Secret. I have this, you know,
boyfriend in Philly and Bronx boot and something overlapped.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I looked them too close.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, I am something happened and I'm you know, raguntas No,
that's questions. But what's pregnant in Spanish pregnant?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh, it's embarrassed bed asada.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
A lot of people will be like, oh my god,
and then like a maml panic because it's like a
white room meeting of boyfriend's mom and it'll be like
you're pregnant, and they're trying to say I'm embarrassed, which
is not in barrassada. Okay, your soy baby, that's what

(33:43):
I have. Yeah, and that's what I was wearing a
b B with a BIB and A B B A
b B and I was like, yo, I got well up,
I said, how did this happen? How did so?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
How it happens when two people love each other?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, so I tell I tell both of them. At
who you tell first? I tell Braids?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh, Brids, I should have told doctor first. It's sound
like it that just occur to you know, Yeah, I
should have. But I told Braids and he was like, okay,
well let's do this. Oh, because you know, he's like,
what else am I doing? When he said he was
an older guy?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
How old was he?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
No, uh, maybe twenty twenty five and I was seventeen,
twenty nineteen something like that, he should.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Go to jail. No, you're going to jail. You're going
to jail.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
So I tell both of them. He says, okay, well
i'll give you half half.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yes, you gave me all of it. He did. He
did give me.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
You literally gave me all of it. And that's why
I'm embarrasada. So you're gonna have to come up off
the other two because I'm not spending my Victoria secret
chance here.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I'm spending money works so hard. Sure, I got baby
just for work.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
No, bet I gotta go to Aldo and get shoes
that pinch my toes. I can't afford to pay for this.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
You can see have. And then I had another friend
who was like, she had recently had one.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It was her first one. I just want to put
it out there.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
So she didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's not her thing that she does.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
But we don't know her, Okay, but I do. I
don't know her.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
In case she's listening, I'm giving the right story. So
this is she's like, she's like, I don't know if
your mom has insurance. What kind of insurance she got.
I can get it done on her.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
She got Blue Cross, Blue Shields.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's good insurance, top tier American insurance. I don't know
what's happening now with everything going on where you know,
Trump don't want nothing.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
We can't have nothing. We can't have nothing nothing America
the ghetto. So I look it up. She's like, oh, yeah,
you just need all heart information, you know, like her
date of birth.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I said, data birth. That's gonna be the toughest thing
to get because this beach is tight clinched on the
whatever it is at the end. Yeah, I don't know
what my mom's day of birth is either she would know,
my family would not come up. You wouldn't know how
old somebody is until it's on the obituary and you're like, yeah,
sunrise and sunset when you saw that son, So you're like, oh,

(36:41):
so you what's really seventy two?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Bitch? Okay, cool? Cool? You've been telling me sixty for
so long. Listen. If a girl can lie about her age,
what can she do? Right? If I can't a lie
with my homegirl, I've bet a note chase about how
old I am. Where can I go? You know?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
The moondo? So to go to pp with my with
my no he comes the braids. He shows up because
at first he's like, it's against my religion. I'm not
I'm not here for this. I can't give you no money.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
He is that lets him do what he did. You
know how Christians do.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I don't know where it is in the Bible, but
Christians is like, uh, you know, lay hands on, but
no hands in to take out baby.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
So now he came with you, but he didn't give
you the two fifty right there.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
He didn't give me. He came in a tracksuit and
I said, I'm the one that needs to wear be
wearing a track.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
He came out suit. Now talk to me, Sidney, what
does one wear to get in the bobo? Well? What
was the fit?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Were you wearing like college sweats? Were you wearing leggy juicy.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Coutour, juicy cotur? No, no, they don't want to have
that kind of collab. But I was.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I had.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I had the terry cloth. What color champagne?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
No? Bright orange? Bitch, I was too much?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Okay, that's what I had? Sure?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
No, no, no, I had the velore navy. That's what
you wore to the parenthood PP. Yes, So go there
with him, and I think another friend was with me too,
because he wouldn't sit with me. He was there, but
he wouldn't sit next to me. Inside inside, very dramatic, sir,
what do you Why are you here?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Sidney? You know these men are emotional. He just wanted
to make sure is it done?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Is it handled? Like? You know? So go then I
gotta go go back to school. And you know, you
get in a bobo then have to go back to class.
Oh you know, actually you know what happened. So I
cashed the the money. I cashed the money that the
doctor gave me, and the new iPod Nano came out.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
So you said, I need to listen to tunes, I.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Need a soundtrack, I need a messy ass lifestyle. I got, Yeah,
So get the iPod nano and he is pulling away,
rades is pulling away from me, and pull it away,
pulled away before the baby was put in. If he
would have pulled out, that really would have helped. Honestly, truly,
that's what the Bible say. I think, just pulling me back, back, back,

(39:11):
back back. So I ended up getting this iPod nano
and I gift him.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Sorry, he didn't give you money for your abortion.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
So you use the money from the from doctor Daddy
to give this man the nano? Why so you can
put Christian mingle jingles on it. Girl, I couldn't even
believe that. I give to him because I wanted the
iPod nanos so bad.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Why did you give it?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Because I just wanted him to come back. And you
know you can't get these men without bribing them with something.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Girl, you gotta give him. You gotta get him a
PS five, you gotta get it.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You gotta give him. But like there's just so many things,
like actually the nano was more than that. I had
to put more money to get the nano. Now now
I'm in the.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Negative the right. Let me take my jacket off. I'm
getting hot. You remember what you did wrong with this kid?
And hot it here? You gave him the nano and
you put money on top of it. Yeah, no, yeah, no,
it was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
So then you know, months later, Doctors starts putting things
together and he's like, yo, I don't I don't even
really think that was mine.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
There was no way we were a condom.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You didn't even give him the nano six. If anybody
deserved the nano, it was doctor Daddy. Why would I
give him a nano that he knows that I gave
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Well, it don't matter. But he doing the math now late. Yeah,
and he wrote me, oh when we you know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
We broke up and then he wrote me this long
email about like, you know what, I don't trust you.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I don't believe you, like you know, you're so fucked up.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You know, I'm putting stuff together and it just doesn't
it's not adding up. And it's like, well, it don't
have to add up because it's gone the money's gone
and the baby is gone. That other man is gone.
He took the nano in scrammed and he.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Was like yeah, bye bye bye on on the nanos
and so yeah. But I had to keep up this
live for I think maybe about like a year. No,
and I never and I never admitted to.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It, admitted to it until obviously was damn near. I
don't know thirty something we did. We shot a pilot
or shot we were like testing for something, and that
I told that story. Then now let's get back to
your mom's insurance, because you got this on her insurance.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, the letter to the house that told her they
paid for.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Some Let me tell you, y'all insurance places or whatever,
y'all are missed. Y'all are crooks because y'all send the
invoice later. I didn't forgot about all the work that've
been done. So she hit me three months later, like,
what's up with this anesthesiologist? Are you one hundred dollars anesthesiologist?
I said, that's your insurance. Why are you asking me

(42:13):
about your insurance right right? And she said yeah, but
I haven't had an anesthesiologist. I said, didn't you get
some work done on your teeth. She said, Now, Sydney girl,
you can't. She said, you can't. Say I'm brutally honest,
and ask your mom if she got some work done
in her teeth. Hold on, now it gets better.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
She said, did you get an abortion?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I said, did you.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Girl? You actually a black mom? If she got my
black mom, Ramona was not having it.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yo tore me up and I said, now, if you
would have done that three months ago, I wouldn't have
gone to pp.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You had already did the work.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
My mom bade, if you have pushed me down the
stairs three months ago, I wouldn't needed it at.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
A stesiology exact the moon though, exact moon math. Don't
be mathing over there. Really don't know, I said, you working?
You working backwards?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Mom? You need to be going forward. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, let's move through the past this.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yes we did, we did.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah. I remember she had a name ring that had
r W on it. And when I told you, she
hit me so hard with like I had an end
it on my arm. It said r W r W
but backwards wr and no but for the R want
right to your wrongs. That's what it means, right your wrongs.

(43:42):
Let's get tattoos, right, your wrongs, she on the arm,
she hit me everywhere, and she called me everything except
a child of God, or her child for that matter.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
So right, did you learn your listen?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I didn't, but I knew not to. I knew not
to talk to her like that. I didn't know that.
But you knew that before you talked to her like that.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta you gotta see, you
gotta throw things at the wall and it'll it'll wash
out in the rents or whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, write that down. If you didn't write that down
right down? AnyWho?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Wow, see and y'all want to see my girl, No,
I didn't already. Look at you see that you're give,
and you give. That's why I can't show the people
because I don't want to embarrass them. She was at
the show and I was saying all this stuff, and
I was like, uh, I know, she's shaking her head.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I think she was laughing. She was, Yeah, she was
shaking her head in laughter. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
She's like, you're not that person anymore. Thank you, My wholeness,
my crackedness has been deleted.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Your wholeness, your correckedness.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Has been deleted.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
It's you know, I used to do drugs and BeO
and be oh. I think that's what your twenties is for,
though mess.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, I I literally look some days I'll wake up
in the morning I'm like, damn, I should have done
more dumb stuff, Like it's so watching.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Your show, I was like, man, I didn't really leave.
You're doing it now, Marie, you're living now.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's sad And no it's not. It's not said it's sad.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Then it's so are we, bitch?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
We are living your First of all, you you're so funny,
you're stunning your no. No, you have your life together
somewhat somewhat somewhat. You have money, Yeah, you don't meet.
The twennys are for hot mess escapades, you know, doing
drugs and people being like you did.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
What last night? Like you can't be you know thirty plus.
I mean I guess you can be.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
You could be whatever you want an experiment, But your
twenties are for doing dumb stuff and people being like, man,
we crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Were hazy, we almost got kidnapped last night.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Like I mean sure, I was jumping in cars with
strangers and taking pictures of their license plates and sending
the pictures to my family, like, hey, if you don't
see me, I didn't get any of those. I would
have instead of sending me that man's shoes, I would
have loved the license plate.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Girl, I was in a cab. I'm not guessing you
a cab number. I don't even know. And you know
your your SIM wasn't connected to your location, so I
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
You know, you're fine. My friend was not working.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Well, I'll tell you right now, Fred, I'm going back
to London in December for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I thank you mean November?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What did I say?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
December?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
November?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Man? Maybe maybe the universe wants me to go back
in December too, Okay, and you know we're here for that. No,
but I'm going in November, and uh yeah, I mean
I guess we'll see what happens. I'm not trying to
be in like a long distance thing.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Why because that's the longest distance this girl. It's like
a five hour time zone laying different. So what Marie.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
First of all, that man be calling you, he do
be calling me? Coming, coming, coming me.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Name celebrity.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I do live. Okay, that man called you, Yeah, but
it's like he got he got any time Min's for you, bitch.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, wow, rollover? Okay, indeed, girl, But yeah, I don't know.
I want to be in a long distance thing.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
But maybe I'll meet somebody at the airport on the
way back from the trip, and that's the love.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Of my life. Why do you run away? What you're
talking about? He is far away. Let him love you.
Let him love you from afar. Maybe you just don't
you're so unserious.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
First of all, I have to be You're busy, you
you have shows, you're running around you, you you're traveling right,
you can't have nobody up under you. You don't want
that somebody literally underneath the neck, the nape of your neck. Ah,
you'll be annoyed. But flying to London, I mean I'm

(48:19):
about to hit platinum medallions exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Trip. Yeah, that's a that's a gift, that's what I need.
But that's not really a gift because I'm paying for
the ticket. Mmmm. Now we gotta change that. We gotta
change that.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
People will change, and I believe you will change that
on this trip, this trip will it'll change so much,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh, you know I am saying too much? You know,
you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
My bad, I didn't say you said any Listen, girl, girl,
I'm sure they're gonna send him that clip too. They
said that you didn't pay for the flight, so what's
up and so and then he's like, well, the next
time you're I will make sure you know what I mean.
That's what it's about.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Send him the clip. Yeah, ask the claim.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah. So I think I think, first of all, we
need to do that age stuff. Oh the way, why
are we subscribing to that? Because your twenty your teens,
and your twenties, you're allowed to be dumb. You're allowed
to experiment because you don't really know nothing, So you
should be able to try all the things. As you
get older, you know better, you know right from wrong.

(49:26):
You know you got to be up in the morning.
You know you got to wrap it up, you know
you you know x y Z. So I just I
feel like I should have done maybe a little more
crime in my twenties since you're doing a crime.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Now, well allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
But I'm just saying, like, you know, like I remember
when I was young, when I was in high school,
I had friends that were like a year or two
years older than me. So I was the youngest person
in my friend group and so you are now thank
you so much. You know history just repeat these. And
there was a girl that was talking to my friend's

(50:02):
boyfriend or something like that, and they were like, we
gonna pull up to her house. They said, Marie, you
coming with us because if she hits you, you're a minor.
And I was like, say less, So I jump in
the hondo cord.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm ready to go. Right, we get to this lady's
we get to we knocking on the door. I think
the mom came to the door. Can we help you?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Like, and it was like, I mean, no, fight actually
ended up happening because you know, the girl wasn't trying
to fight.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
She stayed behind that screen door.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
But you know, that's stuff that you do when you're sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,
you know what I mean, maybe nin eighteen, but definitely
sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
But like me, now we're gonna go fight this girl.
Why why do we have to fight her? You don't
have to.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What you do, you wouldn't have to fight her regardless
of the age. You have things that you're doing, you
have stuff to look forward to, and you're beautiful. We
are not fighting.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
No, we're not fighting. Don't do that. It doesn't matter
what age you I'm I was never about that fighting life.
I remember.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I remember, Oh, this is crazy. I remember high school.
I transferred to another high school for my best friend
at the time, and that's my problem. I get caught
up with the best friends and I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Your right eye.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
So I transferred to the school. People don't like her,
they can't stand her, and I'm just like, why, she's
beautiful girl. She was Nala Nala on Broadway, Okay, the
very first Nala for Lion King, so she could sing.
I was like, you know what, they haters. They can't
stand her, a.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Light skinned queen that she is princess.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
They're mad.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
They just can't wait for her to be king.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I was letting you do it because I was like,
I know you're because they just kid. No, they just
couldn't wait to kick her ass. And so I pull
up to the school. I'm thinking that I didn't tell
you that people didn't like her, no, because then I
wouldn't trans I'm leaving my school because we wanted to
kick my ass.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Why you should come here?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Why would you want to get your ass kicked alone
when you can get your ass kicked together.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
That's what friends are. That's what friends.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Uh, that's just tonight is the night to become one,
and one becomes because they was gonna break y'all.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Hey, what about your friend?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
What about your friend?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
So I get there, we we On the third day
of school. I walk in.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I got my curls from the Dominicans. I got my
cute plaid skirt, knee high stockings, platform. I think I'm
I think I'm dion and cludeless. Absolutely coming looking cute.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
She's cute. Was there a blazer?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
No blazer, blazer, just like a cute like long haired
sweater or whatever. And so go in looking good, feeling good.
I'm walking down the hall. I feel something go past
my shoulder. I don't know what it is, but something.
I sit down. I'm like, that's weird. Go to my
next class. More things are flying past me. I have

(53:02):
no idea what's going on about hitting you? But it's
not hitting me, but it's flying past me. So I'm like,
whatever this is? These people have terrible aim. Sure, And
so the next class, more stuff is being thrown, not
hitting me. The last class, I go to a whole
bag of skittles hit me in the back of my head.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Taste the rainbow, bitch.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
And they didn't say that, but that's how it felt
when it hit me. Oh, I wish they had said it.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
That would would have that. But you know what, they didn't.
They didn't speak. They didn't speak well, they didn't really
have their words together. I don't even know if it
was this is like they were one of those she
could sing it. They couldn't speak exactly. They looked like boulders.
I turned around.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
It was two big rocks standing in front of me,
and I said, who do the motherfucking skittles? It's quiet
in the hallway everyone you know, and it's and I
was like, now, why wouldn't the rock say anything? They
big rocks, you small that skirt because they were like,
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Nobody
threw the skittles over here, and I was like, yes,

(54:07):
you fucking it. I was. I was like yelling, screaming,
spit was coming out of my mouth. I was so
upset because I couldn't bouncing and they didn't even they
didn't even throw like uh, they didn't throw all the skittles.
They purposely took out the reds, the purples, and uh,
the yellows, and it was only the oranges left.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
But the orange is good. They ate the purples. Oh
they dumb, They are d web That's why they were
left back many times.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Also, how much work is that to take all the
skittles out and put back the ones that you don't want.
They had time. It's not like they were learning in class.
It was not like they were doing their homework or
writing anything down. They didn't have no notebooks, no.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Paper, hitting backpack with a float backpack, no nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
They just showed up in really cool sneakers and was
ready to be bullies. Okay, now when you described these rocks,
I'm seeing the sisters as she sisters from proud family,
a blue girl. That's exactly you nailed it to the t.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Sister. Yeah, one of the girls was named Mushy Mushy
Yo mushi. If you're watching this right now, r ip gee.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
She might be.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I don't know. That's why. The way she was living
her life.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I was like, there's no way she's gonna have a
long a long term in this long journey. But maybe
she turned her life around. Maybe Mushi, if you out
there sent us a message, mush.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
But she might be a messy right now. Who knows, Hey, Mushy.
But they're yelling at.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Me, and now they're legit about to fight me, and
one of the teachers comes in pulls me. My bestie
at the time, she's getting pulled into another room and
we're like.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
All right, okay, girls, don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
And then once she walked past, she's like, that's all right,
we're gonna wait for you after school, and so I said,
they're not really gonna be waiting for it. They were
waiting after school. They brought bloods. They said that they
had box cutters outside waiting for us. They were waiting outside,
so I couldn't go meet and my bestie at that
time couldn't go home until like maybe.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Six o'clock at school. That's not of like two what.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
It was scary, and from then I was like, I
don't know if I'm gonna speak up for myself ever again.
That's okay, I'll just I'll just take it. It was
just skittles. I actually love Candy.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
And you do love him.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I'm ubsessed.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So so after that, what happened? They didn't bother you
guys no more?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
They did they did. There was I mean, there was
so many conflict managers that tried to get involved. It
was I was like, girl, why did you have me
come to this fucking school? You already know I had problems.
I'm just trying to learn. I just want to learn,
and I want to paint and I want to mind
my business. What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
I want to learn how to play spades. They were
teaching that in school at the time.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Cafeteria. No, they didn't teach me because I always wanted
to be involved. And every time I was like, I'll
be your partner, everybody would turn their backs. Like there's
a place in Brooklyn that Reggie posted about that's doing
spades lessons. They were doing it when I was going
we yeah, I'm gonna do it back up again, but
we should definitely go because I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
To play spades. It's hard to say it out loud, friend,
saying you know not I play.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Space, basically not that hard for me to say it.
I'm not the Black American. I am Caribbean American, so
I don't know We don't play spades. We played domino,
we play let's read the Bible and pretend that we
learned something, but don't don't change.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
We don't play spades. You play games.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Play games.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You surely do you know how to do that. So
after that, I was just like, yeah, I don't fight.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I don't I don't want to do that. And so
I've always moved in a way that like, let's talk
it out, let's chat.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Why can't we use your words?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Why do you have to I'm not that muzzy.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Ya hit him to the left, hit him mm hmmm,
you know who I wish I could hit. Actually, that's
that was just a segue. You know.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I bumped into my do the other day again again,
girl block away from a different block, the other side
of my apartment, and you know he was with his dog. Girl.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
As much as you've talked to you've never said.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
He had a dog. Oh yeah, he had a dog
the whole time. He's had a Dalmatian the entire time. Marie.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
That's something that you would mention though.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Well, the dog don't live with him, live with him, mom.
Upstate dalmatians need space to run. Plus people in New
York when I turned them into coats. So that's why,
you know what I'm saying. In the Upstate, they don't.
They don't know nothing about style of state.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
They just three what is in that little gogurt you
got going? What are you saying? Girl, he's had the
dog the whole time.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It's not your dog.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
If it's at your mom's place and you can't take
care of it. Mm, what are you giving money to
support the dog?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It's still not your dog? Where are you? Where are
you going to get?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
And she was not the dog she was.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
He was a black away from the crane. Sorry, that's
the issue, mind you. I'm walking down the street. I
just had a nice little breakfast because I needed to
eat before I took my medication that I ended up
not taking because I was so you know, but I was.
I was like, oh, but I've been in the house
all morning. Let me take the long way home, take
a little walk.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I turned the corner. I'll see the dog first. I'm like, oh,
what's the donation? I think those are like fun dogs.
We don't see them enough. I look up.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
He's already looking at me. I'm like this, I can't
go the other way. I already started coming this way.
I walk over there because I'm like, what are you
doing over here? He's real chatty. Hey saw me and
the dog went to the dog park, and then we
wanted to come over here. And because you know, this
place has the best egg sandwiches. You can get an
egg sandwich on any block in Brooklyn. It's not doing

(59:47):
with the dog in the city.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
He was telling me what he was doing with the dog.
I wasn't paying attention. He needs to get his shots.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Here's me what you're doing here. He's like, so, Marie,
have you been traveling? I said, oh, you've been watching
my stories. You've been listening to the podcast, because why
would you ask me that you've been traveling.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yes, I have where you been? I said, all over?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
And you have m.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
He's like, eh, you're like what, don't be mad. You
know the universe, the universe. People like this, like the
universe is bringing us together. I said, that's not the universe.
This is you because you're stalker. Because you know where
I live there's soccer. You're not. That's not the universe.
He tried to blame it on the universe. I was like,
you are does he have an air tack on you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I'm just like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
But the air tap, no, I would have found it already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
So what are you gonna do? What you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
What am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I'm gonna stay alert, I'm gonna stay digilant. I'm gonna
start carrying mace.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Now do you know how to use it? I think
he does it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Hit the button, you make sure the hole is facing
the other way? And you, now, would you be mad
at me if I maced the dog? Pepper spaded the dog?
I don't have many comments, girl, you was mad. I
called that dog three leggy, So I'm sure you'd be
mad if I pepper spread the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I wouldn't, but I might, but I won't, but if
I need to, I will. Right, it's all funny games, girl,
It's not fun. This is not a game. Your face
doesn't seem like it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
You think I'm having a good time seeing this man
that I don't want to see a block away from
my house, across from my good liquor store.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
So what do we have to do to let him know?
You have to leave. You can't be in the neighborhood anymore.
We have enough gentrifiers as is why are you here?
I don't no girl. Should we read a message before
we go? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Hey queens, longtime fan, briefly new listener from Melbourne, Australia.
Are ready to drop a big bag when y'all tore
the podcast in Australia. Anyway, My mess is my bitch
ass in law. A little backstory. I am a young,
sexy lit and turned twenty three year old queer male

(01:02:04):
in a heterosexual relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Wait, lit and turned.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Lit and turned lit and turned twenty three year old,
so rarely queer male in a heterosexual relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
That's what I was. I am confusion, but keep going. Okay, yeah,
yea yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So basically, my brother's partner has a long history of
talking shit about myself and even my partner, but we
have always let us lie because our niece and nephew
mean the literal world to us and they love us down.
They're always asking to come over and they cry every
time we have to leave. They mean the literal world
to both of us. We've had previous altercations and the
in law will go out of her way to make

(01:02:46):
sure we can't see the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
If we were to press her about talking shit about us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I'm at a place where I'll hear things she said
about me, and I'll let it roll off my back
because at the end of the day, she is nearing thirty,
no job, two kids, and still living with my parents. Aid.
I've also come to the realization that I don't care
what she has to say about me, because, first of all,
look at her credentials and at the end of the day,

(01:03:12):
her children love me and that means more than anything
she could say about me. But it's when I hear
things she's saying about my partner that makes me want
to read her so nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
She starts filling out job applications or signs and new leaks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Mind you, everyone in our family has problems with her,
and ultimately my brother should just leave her, bitch ass.
We all know he's staying with her for the sake
of the kids, so we all just let her do
her weird one for the sake of him and the children,
which is mess I know. As I mentioned, I am
a new listener and have been listening to old episodes.
The one with Dwayne Perkins has been my favorite so far.

(01:03:45):
Y'all talking about discernment and the fact that people really
deserve less grace, And I was thinking to myself, is
me choosing peace just successful discernment or should I be
pressing her because she deserves less grace?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Anyway, I just wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Do you guys think it's just living that I let
her say anything about us even though it doesn't bother
me or my partner and we just keep the peace
for the sake of our niece and nephew. Or is
it mess that I let her say whatever she wants?
And should I let my girlfriend run a fade with her?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I love you guys in the severest of ways.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Please please have Bob and Monet on soon, or I'll
start a petition signed Margot Robbie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
You were hilarious. Whoever you are, come to the front,
live the front.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I need you in the DMS because I need to
see your face because you're queer and a heaterosexual relationship.
I got what I'm envisioning. I want to know if
you look like that. This is what I need a
visual for, Like when you're study like this, I need
to see you. I need to see the girlfriend, maybe
even the niece and nephew. You know. But yeah, you

(01:04:53):
could have sent us some visuals. Is it mess or
just living that they let her say what she wants?
Or is it really living to let the girlfriend run
the fade? Some people really love kids, because the way
i'd be like, I see when you get older, when
you're twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
One, and we could really do some work. What is
her problem with y'all? Though?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Everything?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
She seems unhappy? Yeah, and sometimes you don't have any
control of that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
And uh, you know, I understand keeping a peace because
also arguing with a person like that, it's gonna it's
too much tit for tat and if you have things
to do and you have a life, I don't want
to get caught up in that. But how much do
you love the kids? You really want to see these
kids like that? Then I, you know, I think it's
not mess that you're just letting her say whatever. It's like, girl,

(01:05:40):
you talking to the wall. I don't hear anything that
you're saying. Give me if nam kids, I want to
see my niece and nephew. Yeah, but I think that
the longer you're able to let this stuff slide off
your back, the more she's gonna realize that it's not
offending y'all at all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
And she gonna be She's gonna start withholding them kids.
It feels like, so be it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
So be I was like, hey, if you want the
kids to be mad at you, because because you're taking
them away from all of this glory, all of this
beauty and fun, so be it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Also, how are you, as a twenty three year old,
more mature than somebody who's close to thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Ah, ain't nothing but a number.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
And I hate that that man, you know, that came
up with It's just so ironic and a nasty way.
But it really is like we really be holding this
number to like so many like requirements and things that
you're like, oh, this is what it should It's not
the way people brains are fried, the way people are

(01:06:37):
not emotionally intelligent, the way these people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Just scroll all day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
They have all no sense of urgency or adultthood happening.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
So it makes sense. And she's living with his parents.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Yeah, she don't know, she don't know. Maybe she's post
part of it, she would have post part of the kids.
She's depressed, and it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Sounds like the brother is with her because of the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
She not even being loved right, Like, you know, I
don't know what the insurance situation is in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
But it's got to be better than America. It's got me,
you know, call somebody. I'm surprised that you mentioned that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
You really are brutally honest. You no give me more grace.
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Yeah, so I think it's living that you're just you're
just trying to get by to see these kids. And
it's all gonna rent out in the wash. If you're
supposed to see them, you will. I wanted to bring
up one more thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
The floor is yours, and then we're gonna wrap up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
And this is this is not towards you, because you
were actually really you're one of my straight friends that
I don't really have a problem with. I'm really tired
of my straight girlfriends. I'm tired of them because I
am a lesbian so I don't have to deal with
male centered conversations or situations, and I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I don't know what to say anymore. I'd be having
a good time with my gal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
I don't really have much, you know, I have a
couple of issues and I talk to you about it,
but for the most part, were chilling, you know, and
so now I have to hear about them. Not these guys,
not pulling a weight, not treating you right, not showing up,
Not how am I? How am I better than your man?
How am I better than your man?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
How? How am I better than the person that you're
interested in? That's weird. We have bad taste sittingey hey,
and lots of people have bad tastes as somebody who
partook in the you know, dick and balls genre ball genre.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I I had bad taste as well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
You can't say abortion, but you say dick and ball genre.
You can't say play a parenthood, but you could say
dick and balls genre.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
That's crazy. The gag is you don't even like it,
but you could say it. It just rolls off the
literally and dubit diick in ball genre my bad, But
I digress. Please continue with your ring. Ms Mama's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
We have got to find something else. I want the
gals to get on their zoom and get hobbies. You
got to get a hobby or invest in your your
friendships that are actually by the wayside because you're spending
so much time trying to cater to these men's And
it's not just it's not just my friendships, it's like

(01:09:36):
everybody's friendships. Everybody like you coming in, you laughing at
these guys. You're not expecting shit. You you doing what
you're doing. You like, I'm going back to sleep and
living my life. That is the energy that I need
from everybody on the line. On the line stand up now.
I don't want to because all I can tell you
to do is leave him, leave him, and you don't

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want that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
And that's the thing. Sometimes y'all be talking to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I am. I am not the dumpster of your issues
with your men's. You got to go to your other
girls about because now I'm taking on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Now I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Now I'm going to sleep, tossing and turn and think
about your you're dusty that you're sleeping in bed with.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
That's treating you wrong. I don't want to do that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
I think a lot of women need to decenter men.
I think we I don't know. We grew up watching
fairy tales. We grow up here and you gonna have
a baby, and it first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes to blah blah blah baby carting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
No, some of y'all you have to decenter men.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Because realistically, when you happy and thriving and living your
best life, that's when people are more attracted to you. Anyway,
when you out and you're like, why is nobody sending
me a drink? Why is nobody coming to talk to me?
Why is nobody? They not checking for that? They know
you gotta be like an Ostrich put you. It's an Ostrich,
the thing that put this head in the dirt. Doing
Sam agree with you. Find some hobbies. There's literally anything

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that you can think of is a hobby. I was
watching a lady video the other day. She's taking flexibility classes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I said, what's that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
It's just somebody that helps you become limber and stretch.
I think I need to take it. I want to
learn how to do a split.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I can barely when things draw, I barely pick it up.
So yeah, I might need to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Yeah. I so you're done. You don't listen to the
straight girls complaining about their men, I might have to
hang up. I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
And the thing is is like I want to. I
want to be there, but I think I got to
be there for something else. Tell me, like anything else,
anything else? I think I can listen to. But it
just I'm at this age where I'm kind of like, yeah, friend,
enough is enough, Enough is enough? Now are you here
for the gay girls with their issues with their girls?

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You're not here for that either. I don't, but I
don't really hear much from the They're like, oh, she's
she's too, she's she's on me, two available.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
She's like okay, girl, so you you want her cheating?
You want her not calling? Like what do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Nobody? Everybody is unsatisfied and we got to work on that.
There's a complain about everything, give me something. Where is
the you're happy, excited about you know?

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Okay, I'll be complaining too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
But I'm also like, today I woke up and I said,
I am thankful, I am lucky, I am blessed, Like
people show up for me some I am loved you said.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
This's while you were in the arms of your lover.
No no, no, when she left, Oh when she left
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Like, you know, people were messaging me telling me, yeah,
this is something you should do, like you're really good
at this, like pouring into me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
That's you know, that's boring into you. I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
So it's like focus on that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I was like, even if I didn't have my girlfriend,
I still got to focus on the people who checking
for me. I can't do no more this like wanting
this when it's like I already got it. So if
you're focusing on the men that's not there, why they
are there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
They are underneath bridges.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
They're in boxes, they're in the subway, they're in boxes. Yeah,
they're on house.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
There's so many men. If you want to start from scratch,
pick up one of those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
They are actually looking for someone to build them up
and get them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Where they need to be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
You can't start the rent with I'm tired of hearing
you'all complain about these men and then tell someone to
get a bottom of the well as bottom of the
barrel man and build him up. Get them weak, weak,
and weary. I don't want them weak. I don't want
them weird. You're good, You're good where you are. I'm
just saying in general, people don't want that. But listen, ladies,

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cities and stop. So you want a guy who believes
in himself and thinks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
So high and delusional that he's like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I can't I can't call and text you back. I
don't need him to be delusional, because I'm delusional for
both of us. But I need him to believe in
himself one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
If you don't believe in you, I don't believe in
you either, Okay, And I'm not here to build a bear, babe,
Be careful what you ask for. Once these men start
believing in themselves, what do they do become president?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Not qualified?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Ain't got nothing to talk about already plans and they
are in what the Congress, Supreme Court all that, so
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Know, Come on political ce make America whack again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
And on that note, guys, please keep sending us messages
and reviews and rating us. And I think the comments
that I would like for y'all this week is for
you guys to tell us something that you're proud.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Of, proud like brag about what you got going rag.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
If he's so little, it could be I said I
wanted to get a studio apartment by this age, I
did it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
It could be, you know, a work thing, a school thing,
a life thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I bought myself, some flowers, I changed, I rearranged my room.
Put I want the comments blooded with positive things.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
That you are proud of about your suffer board.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Yes, please, please, thank you so much and at the
end of the day, keep it missy, yeah yeah ye.
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