Ima Take The Doo w/ Michelladonna

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh you're listening to mess Okay, now let's stop. Let's now,
let's get.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Into the pod because we gotta say yeah. Okay, So basically,
you know we start up top. Well, you said say it, babe,
we were recording, let's go. You could reset it, but
I liked it. You that was offensive to you. You No, no,
I'm just saying we didn't start the We didn't start
the pod, like we didn't bring me started the pod.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, no one told me that. No one said anything.
Nobody said, okay, where the guards.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
We are?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Basically those favorite tale creatures have just been like on
my mind. And I was with the Shrek once, but
no more. Maybe if you know, maybe if another Shrek
comes along. Okay, okay, you're telling me that Shrek comes along.
But Shrek has money, and Shrek has houses, and Shrek

(00:55):
is sure of themselves, and Shrek doesn't have little friends
that they talk into about you and this and that.
You're telling me Shrek is a whole package. You're not
gonna go for Shrek.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
But you can't really call Shrek a whole package.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I just mentioned all the other things.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You just said, houses and money. Yeah, say that. So
you said it's accessories.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It sounds like it's a lot of things to build
up for Shrek to have it all, you.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Know, but he's but he they she is nice.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
She.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I feel like I've dated all all types of people
and maybe maybe I'm panned because it's more about the connection. Yeah,
it's not like it's not the things, you know, it's
it's more about how connected we are now. It just
so happened to things that the person has is, you know,
an AMEX platinum card.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
And I'm a home in a car.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, and they don't live in New York City. Those
are all things that I need to have it all.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like, like, right now, I'm in the middle of like
trying to you know, become a king and kind of
have my own kingdom, and so like I need to
find a princess, but like, yeah, princess is pretty, is cute, whatever,
but like, yeah, I need someone who has like daddy's money.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, oh okay, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I need the whole kingdom. So a queen, No, I
need a princess so I could become a king and
she could become a queen.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So you want a nap up?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well right now, in this instance, I do need it. Okay, yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
You know, since we have you and we already talking
about it, can you just tell us what your type
is real quick, like.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, I'm gonna step out of character outside outside of farquad. Yeah,
outside of farquad. M wait, can you guess what my
what my type is? I think it's interesting because people
see me in different kind of phases of perceiving me
and who I am to people at different times in

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my life.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think your I think your type is verse like
because you have masculine energy, but you obviously you fem
domit up. So I could see you with with a
fem like the lamour flim, but also I could see
you with like tomboy ish not stood.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I can't see you would have stood. I can't see
you what have stood? Okay? Yeah, I feel like your
type is like little pretty fam You.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Guys are wrong. I'm like, I kind of avoid the
fumbs as much as I can. Whoa slander?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Fim slander?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, And they're so beautiful and gorgeous and like perfect
and amazing, And I'm like, girl, I love it, but
but I'm just like, but that's you, girl, you just
do you like I love like a mask androgynist type
like tat.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It up, Like, Okay, so you want kay Lane's girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Or k One?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yes, but kay Lane is also I feel like I
want to be both of them.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, I could see that for you, but I.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Would mostly only date k One. I don't know how
that works out in my brain.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's just how it does well your PAN, So it
doesn't really work out like in your brain.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's just you're you like what it is?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
What did you have?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Vibes?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
The vibe? Yeah, vibes pan sexualist y vibes.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah yeah, I mean you know, at the club, it's
two am, all of a sudden, this Brazilian person comes
up to me. I don't know what they are, but
they are Brazilian. So that's when PAN really comes in
and enforces.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I think, be the exception then for most people. I
remember being with a Brazilian person, and I think I
should put that on my vision board for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yes, I'm going to Brazil. Come, where are you going?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Nah? What's that? February?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, that his three months?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, yes, yeah, I went.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I went, and it was a great time. I didn't
I did not personally see anybody that was like my type,
maybe because I was with my type, but oh, I
don't know, everybody's like beautiful.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
But the thing is is.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
That I saw that Pharrell music video with Snoop Dogg
beautiful and that kind of that kind of put up
not a damper, but it made me think that that,
like all Brazilians look like the girls that were in
the music video.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And then when I went.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
To Brazil, there was just like everybody looked amazing, but
not like those music video girls.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Not everybody in Brazil.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, Like I just felt like I need to see
more average looking Brazilians than what they.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
The Victoria's Secret, Adriana Lima's and uh, what's her Ambrosia whatever,
what's her name? Alexandra and Brosia whatever. Those Brazilians that's
those are the ones that I normally see. But when
I went to Brazil.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I was like I was like, I was like, oh,
this is given Tom Square, this is given.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well, that's brookless like they were beautiful.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
What I'm just saying like they always over the top
with the Brazilians, like oh, the waist is so small,
the ass is so big, the face is so chiseled.
That's that was not the case. Okay, but where the
asses big? It wasn't, I said, I said, America must
have took all the bbls from Brazil because they were
they were missing.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well they're called Brazilian butt lifts. They were there was
no butt lifts in Brazil.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And I was in I was in where were you real?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Rio?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
I was in Rio where all the acid should be.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Were you there during carnival?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right before carnival?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
But nice it actually said, uh, you shouldn't go during
Carnival because that's when the most robberies.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Every Yeah, well I'm going I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Listen, robbery and scam. It's living up. It's all over
the world. But I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
When I was talking to the actual Brazilians from Brazil,
they were like, don't do it. They were like, it's
basically New Year's Eve in Times Square, that's the equivalent
into it. It's a whole bunch of people from everywhere, novices,
not knowing what the hell they're supposed to do. And
that's why they getting got phones, taking change, snatch.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Give me that passport. They take passport passports?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yes, what are they?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
What do people take passports for? I never understood that.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
We ain't going back home, bitch.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
If you want your passport, we're gonna need ten thousand
dollars dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I guess I live here now.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's no one to call, right, what's the logistics behind it?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not I'm not a thief.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, here you are a.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Hum Yes.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Again, we got far quad in the building?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yes, what was in the building?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
And you know I'm out here, you know, repping the
West Coast with my Yankee fitted.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
That is sometimes that's a costume.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I love that easy, that's breezy, love that.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Okay, this is my son THEO. All right, while should
we get into our mess?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
We get our mess. Let's let's talk up top, Marie.
What was your mess?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Well, you know, I was just in Houston, and Houston
was a nice little time. I will say anytime I'm
in a city, I'll like promote it really well to
sell tickets, and then after I leave people will be.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Like, I can't believe I missed you. You were in
my sitting.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
It's like, girl, I've been posting about this for a month,
a month and a half. We're me lying, They're just
me saying anything you.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Didn't even know you were gonna be here.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'll said I was gonna be here, yes, anyway, So
I was there for four days. I had one show.
My sister came to hang out with me for the weekend.
My mess is familial. Family is mess, family mess. Yes,
we had a good time. Literally the night before we
were leaving, me and my sister get into this huge fight.

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We're like yelling at each other in the hotel room
and and it's like two o'clock in the morning. What
were y'all drinking?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
We had like a drink or too, but we weren't drunk.
She's just annoying.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Like my sister was like, we we get along on
the phone, but like she knows exactly what buttons of
mine to push and she be leaning on them buttons.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let me call your sister. I need to know what
the buts are. She's not gonna pick up because she's
at work.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Being a Capricorn. So I was like, what's the attitude,
Like what's going on? And she was like, you don't
ask me how I'm doing, or when you do ask me,
I feel like you're not being sincere. I said, if
I'm asking you how you're doing, I want to know
how you're doing well. When you ask, I lie, So
how am I supposed to know what's going on with
you if you lie in And she's like, cause I

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don't think that you actually care, And I said, so,
you're a liar, and then she goes, you've been mean
to me my entire life.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
May oh my god.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yea happened in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
She came on this trip because she was like, I
needed to let you know how I felt for real.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
But then then she said, she was like, and I
wanted to talk to you about that. I said, but
we're talking about this now because I bought it up. Also,
you're packing your bag. It's one fifty nine. When were
you going to bring this up. You had no intention
of talking about that. Your sister's just like me, I
will pack myself, you know what.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Let me look at google flights dot com. Her friend
was at ten am. She's talking to.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Me about this literally eight hours before, Like, she's like,
you've been mean to me.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
My entire life. I was like, that's crazy, because.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
You're literally the meanest person I know.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And she was like, you are a bitch. And so
he was.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Going back and forth and uh, it was just she
was like, everybody in the family agrees that you're the mean,
selfish one.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I was like, that's crazy because we be talking about you.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Oh you one in my family talk shit about everyone
in my family.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's family and literally.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
And you know, whoever gets their side of the story
out first usually wing.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
So I called my mom yesterday and.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
I told her what happened. And my mom was like,
he's a bully. I said, that's a point. Yeah, she is,
my sister is she's anyway, So we went to bed
because somebody knocked on the door and it was the
security guard for you're that loud.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's the security for the hotel and he.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Said, hey, we got a noise complaint and I said
it won't happen again. And then we went to bed,
and when I woke up, she was like like trying
to pack her stuff, like finalize herself so she could
get out. And I was like, damn, I should have
written her a note. I should have written a note
and stuck it in her bag so she could read
it on the flight, but I was like too much,
Like now I don't have time. She brushed her teeth.

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Vienier scrambling.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Why do you text it? It's not the same, it's
a different emotion.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, I should have written it out, and I had
a piece of I had some loose leaf. I could
have should have done it, but I didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
But you couldn't send her a voice next time she
has a you know, the bubbles is a voice note. No,
I sent her a voice note before.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, that's different anyway. I was like, have a safe
flight when we get back to New York. Let's talk
because I feel like it's it was bad, but also
kind of good because all of this stuff is in
the air now it's out.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, you know. So I'm like, you know, tell me
how you really feel.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
She's like, you didn't ask me about my relationship for
six years. I was like, that's crazy. I asked you
about that man and you were lying about it. So
how am I supposed to you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
so I'm surprised. She was like, I feel like you
see me as a little kid and you don't take
me serious.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I was like, I do not see you as a
child at all, and you don't.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Take anybody serious and tell me that.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
And she's bigger than me. I do not see you
as a child. Yeah, I don't see you.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
As a kid.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I was like, I'm happy for what you got going on.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You don't support me at all.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I got you a lawyer, Like, hey, please anyway, so
we're gonna talk on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Sisters have fights like this like every year.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well oh, then Sidney, she was like, you are so
mean to me when I lived with you for those
X amount of months And I said, we still on
that girl, it was a lie.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I won't lie.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It was a lie for me.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
City was there. I can't be a part of this.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I need to leave. I said, I don't like this.
I don't like when sister's fight.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't like it. Yeah, and y'all are y'all are
mean when y'all.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Get in in.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's not That's not how I get down, all right,
City was guys, I sir, I'm a love.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't want to see the family. While arguing I do.
You don't fight with them.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I don't see them.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
And that's the secret that is you stop seeing your family,
you'll stop fighting with me.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's just that simple. It's that simple. Do you have siblings?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, I'm an only child.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Blessing.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so lonely, but you know, sometimes but it's fine.
I'm okay with my loneliness.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm like, I love the day. I just took myself
up state New York just to walk around what.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
To get kidnapped? You went on?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, to walk through it all the time. I went, yeah,
is a solo trip? Yeah, only child trip. I'm like,
you want to go somewhere. I'm like, hell, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
All right? What's up state? Where?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Trees? Just the trees. I just want to be near
the trees. No, no, I want silence. I want trees.
I want to be able to look look over there
and not see anything I recognize. I want to see
the mountains. I want to see the foliage.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
How how alone you stay?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Honestly, it depends. What was it not yesterday Saturday? I
woke up at like noon and I was like, nah,
I still want to go. So I just went for
a few hours.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Were there?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, Michelle, did you take a hit before you got here?
Certain things were in my system? For sure, it's given
a little delayed, sister. No, right, No, that's what queens
is on delay. But no, I just went up there,
I think for like five hours and then I came

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back down a day trip not even five hours. So
you got a car took no that was on the
Metro North. Yeah yeah, yeah, but that's fun and I
love doing that only child stuff. Yeah I can't, I can't.
I can't relate to that per se, but I do.
I do enjoy because I have a brother and a sister,

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but they're like eighteen nineteen years older than me, so
I never grew up with them like that, and so
I do give only child energy in this sense of
like I want friends, let's hang out, let's do things.
But I also could be by myself if I want to,
because I got a lot of things going on to break.
Oh yeah, but things, the things when I did get

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older and me and my brother my sister would argue,
it would be so nasty that I was like, I
never want to get to that point with my friends
because it's just like they they do know things they
do they can't. That's why Mom didn't want you.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
WHOA, we already know that Pope were going to raise me. Yo,
I know you ain't gonna tell me what I already know, bitch,
right is to me, she.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Was like, I came all the way to Houston to
support you. I was like, you missed my show.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh so things literally, and she was like, I had
to work, so then don't say.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You can support. Like God, you came to hang out.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Whoa the show was yesterday?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Today? Are funny?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
She is crazy, It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I was like, you're just like mommy, You're just like Poppy.
I was like, well, actually, you're just like puppy. And
now we're we're insulting each other by calling each other
our parents and.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
You know, it was crazy. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I didn't call you a whole week because I was like,
you were a sister. They're gonna be vibing. They having
a good time out here on the hunt.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
You know, she's just really annoying. She's really annoying.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Like I'm usually the last person to arrive somewhere.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
When I'm with my sister and we're getting ready.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
She's later than me, wow, because she sees me rushing
and she'll slow down her getting ready to make me
even later. And it's like, Babe, if I'm going like this,
it's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I like your sister, though, because you need to see
what it feels like.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Grie said, you know what it is your name. Also
was brought up in a conversation.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh I haven't.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
She was like, you're mean to everybody. You're mean to Sydney.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
So Sydney, I owe you an apology if I've been
mean to you.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Right here.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Looking for sister, make you baby.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
You know what muscles own muscles?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
She said.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
At my birthday party, you said something and I gave
you a look and you apologized, and I was like,
and she apologized.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Anyway, that's my mess.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay. Honestly this made me think of my own mess. Right,
So okay, let me break this down for you. Right.
My mom bless her heart. She's Colombian. Shout out to Colombia.
Her mom had twelve children on the farm.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Right, it was like two kids, right, one for every
month of the year. Honestly, she got a football team.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I think I don't know how to play football. The football. Yes,
she has nine people and a goalie no problem, and
an extra. So out of all these, my mom is
the eldest daughter.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Oh like, that's mom number two.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Absolutely, the second eldest daughter is my favorite aunt in
the world. My mom hates her. I mean, they have
their ins and out, but they fight like that my
mom fights like that with her. She's just like, can't
joke that, aren't Who's my favorite aunt? Had three girls.
Of those three girls, one of them, the youngest, is

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my favorite cousin. And you have to put this in perspective.
I'm the only one born here. My cousin over there
is the only one that doesn't have a baby yet.
Because all those twelve aunts and uncles had two to
five babies, and most of those babies already have babies.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
You're fertilist.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
But you know what, it's just colonbia.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Now it makes sense why you're an only child because
your mother raised all yours that I did it already.
I love your mom.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, I'm just saying good for her for choosing her.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, of course no, But okay, let's continue. So this
cousin and I we have a bond because every time
we see each other, it's like, please, don't have babies.
Can just focus. We gotta rule the world like first.
And so this summer, she lives in Paris now because
she met a boy or a man and they got

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married and whatever. So I go to Paris because I'm
going to visit her. I haven't seen her in two years.
We go to Paris. First day, we're so excited. We're
like giggling, we're eating, we're drinking. It's just so much fun.
The next day we're going to South of France. Yes,
and then after that we're going to Spain. So we're
locked in.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
For two weeks.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
We go to South of France and this is I'm
in South Have you all been to South Afronty? Yes.
When you get there, I'll tell you about a little
town you have to go to.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You go to.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's an hour away from the South France, right, So
we go to a little to a little town and
I were away and there I wanted to be on
a boat. I was like, let's hop on a boat, dude. Yeah,
She's like, okay. I only brought my credit my card
because I thought I could tap that thing. Turns out
it's all cash.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
My god, So what am I so annoying? So annoying?
Leave America and be like I can't tap here. No,
I went to Thailand with no cash.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I can't tap.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
They were like, tap, You're gonna tap the elephantsys, No,
damn the elephant don't have it anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Anyway, you can't Okay, okay, so she has to pay
for the boat fully because I didn't bring any cash,
but she brought enough cash and I was like, okay, awesome,
So she paid for the boat. Let's remember this. She
paid for the boat. I go, what color do you want?
She chooses the color of the boat. Then she gets
on the boat first. Okay, three things you said, she paid,

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she chose color, and she got on the boat. First,
we got on the boat. I'm having a blast because
I know how to drive a boat and yeah yeah yeah,
and so I'm like, you know, the waves are gonna
do with sting. But we're in the boat.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I'm already annoyed.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I'm already annoyed.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
No know how to pay for I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Already I was like yeah, I didn't know they could
talk anyway. So we're on the boat. I'm having a
grand I have the new Ama ray album on I
had downloaded. I'm like, and you a DJ, so you
got you know, I'm feel I have a wig on
that I put just to get on the boat. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah absolutely, I'm like take this video, like you know,
I'm like the boat wig.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I didn't even know both I don't have a boat Wig.
You got to show me your boat, Wig, Yeah, I'll
show you.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
It was an awesome post.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I was like, everything is for this post right now.
So we do that. While we're on the boat, she
looks at me and I go, you want to drive
the boat. She's like, yeah, I want to drive it.
I was like, okay, come in.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
She never drove a boat before.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I didn't know her relationship with boats beforehand. So I
let her drive the boat because I always have. I've
rented boats before and I always drive them. People always
look at me with these eyes that are like, I
want to drive the boat, and I'm like, okay, drive
the boat. So I let her drive the boat like
three minutes in because now I'm in the front because
we sit side, so I'm in the front taking pictures,

(23:20):
I'm drinking, just driving.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
You're in the back.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
I'm sorry, I told her how to do it.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Hold on, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, when you rent
the boat, it don't come with a boat man.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You can, but I didn't want you didn't want to
the boat man.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Okay, the boat man, the boat man.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I know how to drive the boat.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
And immediately when I heard that, I would have said,
I'm not getting on.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
That boat, but she got on it first. Remember that, right. Okay,
So now we're on the boat. We're out there, because
I mean it's we're in this out the paths dude,
having a great time. She starts looking at me like okay, okay.
I'm like, oh, you don't want to do this anymore. Okay,
let me let me we have to switch. She's like,
I said, slow down. She goes, I can't slow down.

(24:03):
I said, well, so now we're going towards boats that
are not rented, boats that are very much rich French
people on it right now. Actively yea speeding towards So
she's doing and I'm like, slow down. Stop the boat reversed.
She goes, I don't know how to do any of that.
I'm like trying to explain to her. I'm like, yo, literally,

(24:25):
you just gotta go like this, like it's no, just
go like this. No, No, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm like, well, stop,
get your hand off of it. At least let the
boat just like turn it, like can we She doesn't
want to do anything. She's scared. She's freaking out. She
starts screaming. I'm like for her too, I would be
the same hold on. I asked her it was consent
based and so and so. Now we're like so close

(24:47):
to these people. I'm like, girl, if you hit one
of these boats, we're both getting in so much trouble.
She finally stopple, y'all go the least of your word.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, ye'll sink.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I know how to swim, so it's no problem for me.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
You're going to jail. How do you say? But I'm
not jail.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay. So we stopped right, So we stopped the boat.
She anchors it. We have this huge fight. She's like,
you do whatever you want. I go, what do you
mean you were driving the boat?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You said you would have.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Drived the boat. I let you drive the boat. And
then I told you to stop. You didn't stop. You
didn't listen to me. You're all the way here, fine, whatever, Like,
do you want to get in? You anchored the boat.
Do you want to get in the water? She goes, no,
do whatever you want. I go, I have a full
face of makeup and no wig on. I'm not getting
in the water. I'm here for the pictures.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
But all you had to say was wig and that
would have been enough for me. I'm like an ocean wig.
Now I have an ocean wig.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's different. Okay, So I get out of there right
because I'm like, this was dumb. Also, I looked at
the bath. Turns out we're pretty far. We're pretty far
and we have to be back in about thirty minutes,
which is fine. So we I start heading back. I'm like,
you're not touching this, to the point where she was
screaming at me so much. But I was like, baby,

(26:08):
don't ruin your vacation because I'm having a great time.
I'm in the South France with my cousin that only
us two don't have babies in the whole family. I'm
having a good time. Do not ruin this. To the
point where as I'm driving back, I was like, hey,
I love you, and like I felt like I was,
you know, like with a baby a little bit. And

(26:30):
I was like, don't be mad. This is your vacation.
You paid a lot of money for this. She was like, okay,
I guess should we stop and take photos? Yes? We should,
so we stopped, we take photos. Whatever, Now for real,
we have to get back right, So I'm driving straight,
I assume, and I was sudden the police pulls up.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah they should, the police should have been pulled.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
But no, no, no, turns out we were Okay, this
is really bad. I really really didn't know. I'm so sorry. No, no, no,
I didn't know. It was over the scuba people. That
was really bad. It's really bad and I scuba.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I get how you sitting the wait, what's the can
you explain because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
So basically, it's like, basically like there are people under
the wall and there's a point. So when they're coming up,
so there's a boat going at full speed. Yeah, okay,
I great. Great. So my cousin she gets so scared.
I mean, she's you know, I lived in Paris for
a little bit, but I didn't handle French too much.

(27:33):
So I'm sitting there. Also I'm a little drunk. I'm
like my cousin's like, oh Jesus, Colombian accent on French,
which I love. And the guys like laughing at us
because I'm like, monsieur, what she here? Cuisine is like whatever?

(27:58):
They laugh at us, They're like, good, just go Yeah.
I was like I'll go around, I'll go around, and
he and he was like you're already, so for far
into it. You just just go just leave, And I
was like, okay, awesome things. So now my cousin's like
freaked out, and I was like, girl, like, don't worry.
I'm looking at the map. I know where I'm going.
She goes, wait, wait, are you sure we're going the

(28:21):
right way? And I was like, yeah, we are. I'm
looking at the map. And then she's like no, no,
are you sure? So I stop the boat as one
does to look at the map because now you got
me thinking. I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure it's the
right way. Then she decides it's the right way, and
I'm like, yeah, yeah, hold on, let me just make
sure that mountain is there, and we're just gonna go
over there. And she starts screaming at me like got me.

(28:42):
How about that? I was like, Michelle, take us home,
take us home. Get yeah, okay, So we get back
to doc whatever she gets off. I mean, that's when
the fighting started. For the next two weeks. It was
pretty horrible. And what sucked was like I went on vacation,
like so I just separated myself. I was like, you
have your day, I have mine. That's how we continue

(29:02):
through the whole thing. We went to Barcelona, we ended
up back in Paris. When we're back in Paris, this
is like, there's four nights left and it's still pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Two weeks. Basically, two weeks is just too long.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
But you don't think we were We were so yeah,
it was like this whole thing. This day comes and
it's so bad that I'm like, I'm in Paris. I
can afford to Airbnb. I can just go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Happen in Airbnb.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, rich you know shotcasts doing well, got those got
those mooi mooe MOOI to narrow huh y shame ya. Yeah.
So at this point I wait for the morning, right
because we get there. Wait in the morning, I go, hey,

(29:51):
how do you feel about me being here? Like I
just feel like we're not on the same vibe and
you feel in comfortable. Hear apartment in Paris. So that's
why I'm like, now I'm in your space, like I
want to respect it. She starts yelling at me. She
wants to fight so bad, and I'm like, you know what, No,
I'm not gonna fight with you. She goes and you knew,

(30:14):
you knew I didn't want to get on the boat.
It so she paid, she got on, she picked, and
she blamed me for getting on the boat. She was like,
I've never been on the boat before. I was like,
why didn't you say that?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Why didn't she say that? It's the communications.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Why would you let me drive the boat? I said
you wanted to. You asked me to show. Why would
you let her get on? Why that will stop you
from living your best life? Because I hate when people
try to tell me I can't do something.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
We're gonna die listening to you.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I'm when I stop you from living, You're like, we're
going to die.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Trying.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, at least I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, Yeah, that's one of those things where she wanted
to fight so about and I was like, I can't
get to that level with you because I will ruin
this relationship for the rest of our life.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah. Something you can't take back something.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
And that's why I don't like going that far with
people because it's not worth it because I care about
friendship a lot. I'll take the l so that we
can just you know, have our peace. But I mean,
I think two weeks is too long for anybody relate.
Somebody you dating best friends family.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Two weeks is just too long.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Weeks.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
It's a long time. We did ten days. Ten days
was also too long.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
But I really do believe it was only bad because
we had those two other people.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
If we you, me and I mean I would have
did ten days, we could have done. It would have
been fine. We've done so.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Many trips together. That was the only trip we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Like but I mean also it was like we did
ten days in Morocco birthday last year, and I mean
like at least two and a half of those days
was driving to the desert, and that is not ideal.
It's not like the Sahara Desert was fun. It was like,
you know, mind blowing to be there, but I don't
ever need to be there again.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
The station wagon was all fucked up. Yeah, you have
to really be in the zone to be on a
trip with somebody for two weeks, and you need somebody
to be the bigger person, which it seems like it
was you. Also, you were stirring the pot with the foolishness.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I was what foolishness?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
What she letting her?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Letting her? Drie was like, if this is a new
experience for you, I would love to be a part
of it.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Dat taking. Yeah, but she was fun.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You can't see.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
With you, but you you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
She could have said, hey, I would.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Have stopped listen.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
She didn't want to stop, and she also didn't want
to stop fighting.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's mess, yeahs stuff is mess.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, but I think I was the bigger person. Eventually,
you know, I did write her note. I didn't physically
right her because I left, and the last thing I
told her was suck my dick.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
But hold.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Person coming up, and she was like, you do this,
you do this, you do this. I'm like, you're not
talking about the trip, you're talking about my character, and
that's rude because I'm not doing the same to you.
And if I was, it would finish it. She was like, oh,
so you're just gonna leave like you always do.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I said, yeah, suck my dick, suck my thank you so.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Much for having me. And then I last, let's bring
back suck.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Let's bring that back.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I do that all the time. Yes, it's bad. And
then I wrote her note via what's Up, and I said,
I love you so much and I truly appreciated the
wonderful moments we spent on our vacation. What a dream
come true. I hope that you also had a great time,
and I hope that the next few days of your

(33:47):
vacation are RESTful and peaceful. I love you fake like.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
That, so fake in the my brows, girl, that's not
really getting into it, and I do.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I want to say this. Letters.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Letters are good, but you have to be so have
a way with your words. You have to almost be
a poet that you can write somebody and tell them
exactly how you feel. I think face to face with
a mediator is important.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
A mediator.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, you got party mediated Carolina and her best friend
when they were going back and forth, because I said.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Hey, you need somebody to be like, well, this is
what this person's in saying, Hey are you listening or
what are you hearing? What did you hear?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
After she just said, some people mix up what they're hearing.
They hear one thing, but then they have another thing
in their mind and that's what they're actually hearing. Yeah,
so you need a mediator. I always believe you need
a third party. You need a neutral third party, one
that won't take sides.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You're hey, hey, you and your sister for a small
fee of a bacon, egg and cheese. Oh, I can
get y'all in order quick.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I did it. I did it.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
You're not an impartial third party like you. She's gonna
be like, you're gonna take Marie.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, not, that's no.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I'm telling you what she's between you and your sister
because because I know you and I know your sister,
I wouldn't. I would definitely be neutral because Marie, you know,
I tell you about yourself when I need to.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
And that's what I said.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I was like, when Sydney needs to check me, Sydney
checks t I tell her.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
How do you nicely check someone? Maybe it's not nice.
How do you sit down with someone and like.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hand, hey, Marie, you girl, the lateness is crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Someone to me the other day about lateness.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, and I thought about you what I thought about me,
because your bio is I'm forty minutes.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Late and yet you were later.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
You were last one at the podcast, which, honestly, thank god,
yes really, oh bro, we got here right before before you.
But no, my friend the other day was like, you
were late today an hour and and and you know
what I was mad about before? And I was like no,
I don't know which one you're talking about. She was like,
when we went to the NIXT game, it was like

(36:01):
one of.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
The final and you were late to the finals.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I'm so sorry, so sorry. It was hard to get there.
I was like an hour We were supposed to be
there like an hour before, and I got there as
the game was starting.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
But she was really mad because we had this whole
like plan about like how we wanted to like, you know,
drink and eat before y'all.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Y'all va.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I wasn't via p but the ticket's route free.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
He's in the suite.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I went to us suite.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, girl, you gotta you get on top of the suite.
You gotta get there to eat.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah, you gotta get there to rub arms with Steph
Curry's wife.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, it's true. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I was invited to the NBA All Star Game when
I lived in l a X amount of years ago,
not even lived there. I was there for like a
month for a pilot season, and they invited me to
the game. I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna
go to the you know, the seats were really cute.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I looked at the ticket price.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
It was like three thousand. I got there late. When
I got there, Fergie had sung the national anthem and I.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Assassed that that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
That you know that you missed that.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Like, yes, let's get it out again.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could have been there for that,
and I'm missed and I was. My seats were real cute,
and I was like, oh, Beyonce might be there, I said.
I remember saying that before I got there, and Beyonce
and Blue Ivy were at that game.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I saw them. Yeah, sake, I missed that. Oh you

(37:54):
know what, I forgot to do my mess. That's mess.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, that's mess. Yeah, Marie, you didn't even ask me
about my mess.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Well, to be fair, Michelle A Donna just started her mess.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I didn't know if it was my turn, so I
just went for it.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
No, but I like that you gotta take you. That's
that's my dick energy. It is you're a New Yorker
and we love that.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
My mess is I went to go see my girlfriend
in North Carolina and we I mean, this was it
was kind of very last last minute because she also.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Was like, you don't come visit me.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
D blah blah blah, blah, and I said, you know what,
you're right boom. Let me just get these tickets right,
so I get there. No, it's it's about being thoughtful
because you know, if somebody's doing doing doing, I'd be like,
I'm gonna take.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
The do you gotta you also gotta do. You gotta
do the do. That's how it works.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You gotta take the you gotta do the do as
well you gotta do do you gotta do do, because
that's how it's you gotta street. It is a two
way street if you're in relationships and friendships and work streets.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Do be one way though I see them all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Or are you on those one way streets?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
According to my sister, yes, magging my way zump sound anyway.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
So you went to see her? Going to go see her?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
And before I was going there, I had thought about, like,
you know, I used to be a lingerie girl. I
used to put on little sets and stuff. And that
was during the pandemic when I didn't have nobody. So
that was crazy that I was buying all this stuff
and it didn't have nobody. And then I get a relationships,
I get real comfortable and it's like black panty black bra.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I mean she didn't see the same bra over and over.
I have multiples of this bra, but it's the same.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
It looked like I've been wearing the same bra for
this whole relationship.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
What happened to all the lingerie?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
You know, I had lingering in another relationship and you
can't really you can't.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Can't.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You can't bring that from the launy that's thee Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's the same thing with the strap, Like, don't you
can't bring me a strap that you.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Us doing another girl to me? Makes sense?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah, even even if it's dishwasher, say, you can't throw this.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I don't want it. I don't want it. It has I
don't want it.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
It has the energy of whatever issues that y'all had,
and you bringing it into side of me.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
But keep it, keep it, But what.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Put it in your in your safe whatever you want
to do.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
But I just don't want it anyway. I'm saying, what
because Dick is attached to a body and it has
Dick has memory too, and I'm not on that.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Because you can't put that in a dish washing. I'll
tell you.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Sometimes they do need to be ran in a dish
washing absolutely, d you need to put them in a
washing machine too, have.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Tumble dry lo some bleach on it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Anyway, So I had a little outfit plan for her.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
I brought it.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
And this is the thing, like when you thoughtful, it
really don't go the way you want it to.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I got garters, I got stockings.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Hey, reread.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
We got to make whoever's in charge of the garter
stocking thing, It's it's complicated. I'm over there, I'm sweating
trying to get the stocking to cook to the garter.
It's it's coming out. It's it's getting stuck, it's falling out.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
It looks lopsided on my legs. The stockings are not
fitting on my thigh. And I got thighs. Don't let me,
don't let me lift this shit up. Come on, I
bring my leg all wow zooming on the thigh.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Oh oh wait that sigh.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So you got the wrong size. No, it's got the
right size. It was small to medium or whatever. And
so I'm in the bathroom it's about twenty five minutes now,
trying to get it right.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
And where is she sleep.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I come out, she's knocked out. She would have been
waiting for me and waiting she was snoring, and.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
You know what I did? Hey where God and I
are learning wag or was it school days? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
And lingerie is annoying because they taking it off.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
We did all that.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I'm huffing and puffing, sweating, trying to get things right.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
They're gonna take it. I said, we are not taking
it off. I kept it on, were keeping it. I
might even go out to the punkin patch with it
on underneath my sweatpants and everything.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
That's how they do it. Though.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
You could have went to the pumpkin patch and the
lingerie would try to have.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
A strech crow and I got the stretch crow too. Yes,
it wouldn't have naturally, Yeah, but I don't know. That's why.
It's like you want to do something nice, but then
when you actually get into it. It's those girls who
are constantly getting the outfits for their for their partner
or whatever. They in another they're in another group because

(42:53):
I can't my fingers something about it wasn't the nails
or I'm just I can't do it. Maybe I'm just
did you need them Yeah, it was a whole Yes,
it was the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
And I couldn't even take a picture because soon as
it hooked. I'm sorry all these men in here, but
I apologize.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
But now, when you know, when she's doing her stuff,
it takes time. And she got them long ass nails too.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
But I feel like you know what you're doing, Becca,
when you I'm not what you do. I'm goofy and goofy,
I'm I fumble and stumble.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
So what can you send me a picture of the
set that you got. Yeah, I'll send it to you.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
It was.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
She loved it, but it took a lot to get
to wear.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I was and I couldn't take I wish I had
a photo for you. Rianna, send us some lingeries, babe.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Savage, Fine, no, send me this stuff that's easy to
put on. I don't want no. I gotta pull out
an Ikea. You know, instructions to figure out you didn't go.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
On TikTok to to see how how to put them
on properly. You know, it's a.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Tutorial for everybody turning on on TikTok to put on
some damn garters. I can't do lingerie anymore. I hit
them with boxers. Yeah, like it or don't bro let
me get in there, dog, let me just boxers?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Is a boxer briefs?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I do both?

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Okay, Yeah, Sydney, I'm glad you made it out of
the lingerie and you know you can't send more.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I need more lingerie. But I want something that's easy
I could slip on, and I'm not slipping it off.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Well, if it's easy to get on, it's gonna be
easy to take off.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I'm not if I go out of my way to
buy these and they're expensive, they're not you.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
But I had a lot of membership credits, so I
did get it with that. But if I get this stuff,
oh I'm keeping it on.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, Like if I do my hair and makeup and
I have a nice outfit on, I'm gonna want to
go all the way till four am. Yeah, like just
like whatever it is. I'm not only in the bedroom,
like I have a nice outfit. I want everyone to
look at me right now in this specific situation. Yeah,
agree side Yeah, So babe, what did you want to

(45:01):
talk to us about?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
What's your Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Your mess?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
We're talking to you about me.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I thought that was my mass okay.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
About Parisian story.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Okay, well, she I would say, my mess is like
my roommates from college. I'm very much getting to the
point in my life where it's like, no hate to
know one that I live with right now, I just
need to live by myself. Yes, I can't do this anymore. Yeah,
I don't. I don't want to, don't have to. I

(45:29):
don't have to actually, so I need to. But in college,
I had this one roommate which I forgot her name.
She's lucky, but I will look her up and are
exactly but basically this girl. Okay, three things happened. One
I would smoke a little bit in my room, oh

(45:52):
seas and then through the event, even though I was
on the third floor, she was on the second. I
guess is that how the event were. I'm not gonna
hot a ride. She was talking about, who's smoking? I'm
getting allergies.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm getting allergies.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, I'm a third time.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
That's not how weed work.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I'm allergic to the smell. I was like, she would
have did better, saying she had asthma. Right, she asthmatic.
You don't make you gotta have your lives matchup.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Getting allergies.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Right, I was like, so go to the doctor. I
don't know the second thing she did. The second thing
she did. This was a disgusting house. It was like
nine people in there.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
How many bad?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
How did y'all do that?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
What college? Did you go? Too many bad?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
What's a Cornell?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
And I was thinking when you would said you were
going upstate?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Did you go to the corner?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Because when I went to Cornell, they have beautiful trees,
The campus is stunning.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You went to Cornell?

Speaker 4 (46:48):
You know?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I did a little set for the Cornell Yeah, yes, Cornell.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Ye, yes, it was sad, honey they need Yeah, pretty
bad comedy.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Pretty bad up there. It's like super competitive and also
very trigger warning suicidal. Yes they got they got stuff
on the gate, on the bridges. Yeah we have the bridge.
Yes we have wait, we have nets the bridge and.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
The bridges to make sure where is the hold on?
Where is Cornell? Let's talk?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Which is crazy that you said. But my time in
Ithaca the summer after I graduated was one of the
best times in my life. And I saw so much
trees in nature that that really changed, Like, no, I
got to be out there all the time, so it
definitely impacted.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Why their beauty there, it's not like Central Park. You
they're living good when you see those shoes and you're like, oh,
this is weird.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
So the trees happy, but the people are sad because
really were sad trees and slightly less sad people.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I actually think that the trees might be sucking up
all the happiness from the people because they are flourishing.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Well, how much.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Joy is there in Ithaca? Well?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
True?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okay, So second thing that happened. There was nine people
in this house and.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
I'm sorry, nine people. How many bathrooms? This is important.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
There was one bathroom there and then another bathroom down there,
and I think there were three bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Okay, okay, bathrooms. It's mixed.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
It's mixed. Girl boy. I think there is a boy somewhere.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
There's a boy. It was mainly girls.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It was mainly girls, but I think there was a
boy in there. There was a boy in there, and
I mean it was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Race.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yes, this girl was white.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
That I'm talking. I didn't want to say it. I
don't want to say it.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
No, no, no, that's not true, because they have international
they have all girls she's talking about.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I think we can all imagine. I didn't want to say,
what color is the hair real?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Like a like a orange blonde? Yeah, strawberry blonde. Possibly
this wasn't pretty, so it's fine. I don't care. I
don't care, and this girl we okay, imagine this. The
sink was always a mess. The refrigerator. I mean, my
mom went one time and she was like, can I clean?

(49:10):
And I was like, you can't, actually because I would
be actually really bad because like you are not our maid. Nopeah,
and don't position me as the maid either. It was
horrible when I got here. It's gonna be horrible when
I leave.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Like that's how bad it was.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
No, it was bad. So one day there was always
stuff in the sink, and you know, whatever plate you
could take, you took. Nobody ever had a conversation with
me about like we have specific plates you could use
for specific things. So I grab a bowl and I
take it up and I'm like eating for man, But
it's like one of those. I think I put like
a snack in it that I could keep it to
the next day or something. The sink was full, Okay,

(49:47):
after I used it, I put the sink the thing
back in the sink because I was like, when I
come back from class, I'm gonna I'm gonna clean it.
So what did I do? I She took a picture
of the pole in the sink and said, who used this?
Of the of the bowl in the sink? I should
put it in the group chat in the group check.
And I said I did. She goes, okay, so you

(50:10):
can't actually like use this because I use it and
like this and this and that and that, and then
I was like, are you the president of this house?
Like do you work here? Like what is I was like, sure,
I'll wash it when I get home. Right as soon
as I got home, I washed it, and then I
sent her a message, Hey, the ball is clean and

(50:32):
ready to use, like you know what she said the
way she said, it's fine. I used another one. Girl,
I don't know how to patience. I'm you every time
you say something, I'm stressed and lived and then you
know what that's At that point I was like, nah, man,
it's so by dick so and then I went And

(50:53):
then one time I got I couldn't remember I I
I you know, I think I lost my keys or something.
I misplaced it and me and my little my little thing.
At the time, we're trying to get into the house.
Hello Hello, and so the only way I could figure
out how to get it. Then she doesn't know this. Yeah,

(51:13):
I had to open her window move her like lizard. Well,
she had one of those. She had a dragon dragon bearded.
I moved its case over to the side. It's looking
at me. I'm like, I hope you're not recording me.
I moved in through like this, and I yeah, I
sneaked into the house through her window and she never
even panther.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I think when you're living with people, the.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Two worst things is sharing a bathroom because whoever you
live with, however they move in the bathroom, it's gonna
pish you off right. The torothpaste is here, it's in
the scenc or beard hairs or pubes or whatever the hell.
So the bathroom stuff and then sink. People like to
let things sit in the sink wor. My best roommate

(52:05):
was a guy that we had separate bathrooms. And my
worst roommate was a girl who refused to wash her dishes.
She would just let stuff pile up, and she stabbed
stuff annoying. I could be a fork at the bottom
and then a pan and then a little.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, I'm learning that, and I had to. This took
me a long time. It took me a very long time.
When you use something, you gotta wash it, put it away.
Wash it that it is so hard.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
But it just makes things eat.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Wash it, put it away.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
You know, I've learned this now. It don't soak. You
don't soak.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Well what do I need to soak for? I don't know.
I'm not cooking for real.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well, I'm just using them.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It's cereal, you sandwich, peanut butter and.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Jelly, whatever, a plate or something. You don't soak the
peanut butter and jelly plate. No, I'm scrubbing it. I
got the scrubbing dubs, I got the I'm scribbing it hard.
And then I have a dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
But if I don't, don't have to use it, because
I just want to let y'all know. I'm putting it
out here. Dishwashers are mess. If you think that dishwashers
are cleaning your stuff, right, it's not.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You have to clean it and then put it in
a dishwasher. Yes, no, no, no, it's all going in there.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
N a dishwasher is a dish rack. If anything, what
it is, it's holding my things. Really trusted to clean everything.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I don't care put whatever in there, I'll putasher. I
have a dishwasher, and ever since I had a dishwasher,
my life changed. I was like, I'm not touching a
plate ever in my life again, because I had the
soaking problem. I had the soaking problem. And then it
would be like I want to do it. I promise
you I do, but I have a million things on
my mind. If I don't do it right now, I
will forget everything right now.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Use it, wash it, hate, put it away, hate it away. Dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
That one roommate that I had who would let things
sit in the sink. I was like, well, let me
see how long if I don't wash this stuff, how
long it don't sit here?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
It lasted like over a week. I was on the phone.
My my mom was like, take it all out of
the sink.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Put it in her bed. I was like, I'm not
putting it in her bed. My mom was like, put
it in off bed.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
And she was like all right, well take it all
out and put it on the counter, on the counter
so she sees it's all sitting there and I did that,
and that night she came home and she watched everything
that was in on that counter.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I had a roommate that would like leave also the
same I think, same situation like ADHD where it's like
I can't remember to go do the thing. But she
would leave like food in the plate on the table
in her living room and it would start smelling and
I'm like, I can't. I can't pick that up for you.
I'm so sorry because then you're just gonna get accustomed
to me picking shut.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Up for you.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
And I let a yogurt mold on the table. I
was not gonna touch it. This is the Cornell place, No,
this was a whole different place, and I was like,
I'm not touching it, and I'm not gonna say anything
because you know who left that there.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
But also you passed in this every How long does
it take for yogurt to grow mold?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I'm gonna say, because I have a lot of things
have molded in my room before, I'm gonna I'm gonna
say about a week.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
So I mean, you're passing this thing for seven seven day.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
It's about the pet dysfunction. It's a real thing. I honestly,
I was the badroommate. I was definitely a bad roommate
for many years.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Shout out to you know, Roxy, very clean, polish girl,
very neat, everything beautiful, everything nice, Like, yeah, the dishes bad,
the bathroom like, she's the type like she's getting the gloves,
she's she's just.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Rubbing, rubbing, she's grubbing. I would be the one, dirty
ass feet, black spots on the on the tug. It's nasty,
just and it's like it's not like I wasn't raised right,
it was just I'm drinking, I'm drugging, I'm partying. I
have other things to I'm trying to stack up my night.
I'm trying to figure out what my clients where they
gonna be this weekend. I don't have time to be

(55:59):
cleaning and washing dishes and buying groceries. Why don't she
also doing the same thing you were doing? She was,
Oh man, she was such a lady. That's why she
a wife.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Now she know what to do.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I did not, and so I had it so bad
that you know, remember I had I had a mouse.
I had a mouse, but I was not buying clothes
at the time, I mean food, at the time, so
the mouse didn't have any food, but it was there.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
It was there for at least three months.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I love how you talk about it like roommates. Yes,
the Polish girl and a mouse. No, when she was around,
there was no mouse. But after her there was a mouse. No,
before her, there was a mouse. How did you get
rid of the mouse?

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Ri ip?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
We had to put them that poison down, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Poison poison, right, girl is poiser. We named the mouse
Ricky Ricky.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It took him some time though, because he was not
really eat it, he was just eating. Well, we put
all these traps down.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
He was smarter. He was smarter than the traps.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Remember when I had a mouse we had I had
a mouse and the mouse got stuck on the glue
trap and was able to like drag the trap all
the way out of the room. And I was like,
how to call my cousin to come put it in
a bag and get rid of it?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
On my mom then she smashed it. It got stuck
on one of the thingies on the trap. She grabbed
a trash bag. Yeah, put that thing in there, and
starm thought, oh, that's.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
A mouse in my house. But I also don't want
to step on it. I don't know. We can't.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Can we just let it go?

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Like you know, because you how's it getting off the glue?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
More babies and poop, babies poop.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
So they ruined vibes. Yeah, they ruined Vibea.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
The mouse, the first moss that I ever had in
that apartment, only came out when I had company over it.
Did it come out when you were we were recording
the podcast ones? I feel like and the mouse would
only come out.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I think we got a third mic?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Can weam? Do you have any notes for the pod?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
If I had a TikTok at the time, I could
have been reezy with the mouse with the cheesy like
crazy the mouse only and Carolina came over one day
to help me with the self tape, and the mouse was.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Like AI, and it was like, why do you never
hear when I'm just by myself?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Is it? Like?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Guess it was Alex the host.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
They do it on purpose.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
They do it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
To that retreat.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
So you were a good roommate.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
You were I've been horrible, okay, let's be horrible loud music.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
You slid that lizard to the side.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Yeah, I was like move loud music. Uh, that same
person that I was dating when I was in college
that I had to move the lizard for one day.
I was asleep and he couldn't get me, like wake
me up, so he started screaming my name like Also,
he was from the Bronx, and so I should We
were both at Cornet, but he was from the Bronx.

(59:20):
He was like Michelle, Michelle. I was like, oh, this
is crazy. I was asleep, but right I was like
to get your attention because he wanted to get inside
the house. So you're running the one come over, daddy,
d and then you fall asleep, not daddy but miss No.

(59:41):
He was a can I say this on live? He
was a he was a dealer, so yeah, so he
hadn't talked about those him at the same time when
the dealer was being loud, yes, so the same. But
he was my man. He wasn't like just a dealer. Okay, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
He was just feel like they should move in sight right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Shut up? So like when because I fell asleep, the
same timing that dealers have for people when they're like, yeah,
I'll be there in thirty minutes. That's what happened. He
wasn't there in thirty minutes, So I fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Not my problem, and it happens.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I Actually I'll be like, I'm just gonna take on
that for ten man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I don't know why do I Why do I lie
like that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Set an alarm? That's what's so set the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Alarm girl, the way I sleep, I'm out. Do you
know how long I've been alive? Too many, too many years,
and so all those years that I used to wake
up and be ready and popping and locking and stuff
that's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
My body needs to rest. So when I close my eyes,
I can't. It's not my fault that my ears can't
hear the alarm. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I've met many a time, many a summer night. I've said, hey,
come over. You know I'm sending We sent, we flirting
all all day, all night.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
And then the person gets to my apartment and I've
been day drinking and I'm passed out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Like a rock.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Yeah, like march since pity.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You work hard, friend, you gotta rest.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
But I've been a horrible roommate. I think you have
for most of my life until I started well, I mean,
I mean when I went to college is when I
started having roommates, and I was like, ugh h. For
the first two years I lived by myself in a
suite and then or sorry myself, hold on, hold on.
A suite is divided by five people and you get
one room to yourself. Yes, okay, so the living room

(01:01:36):
is together. But I always played loud music. I always
invited people at whatever times. I'm always cracking up with
my friends. If I cook something like, I'm gonna let
it soak for a while. Like, And I learned all
of these things as I'm going through my roommates and
like having shitty roomate situations, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Am I the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Are you the drama?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You are the drama?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
So you've gotten better now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I think I'm better. And and also I've had to
gotten better at being on the other side of it,
where I feel like maybe I'm the cleanest roommate, and
then I have to be like, hey, guys, can we clean?
Can we clean?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Well, we like to clean, can we clean? It sounds
like such an annoying sentences.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Oh, they hated can clean? They know that, they're they
know that. But the thing is that you see how
bad they are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Why would you want them to clean? You know, they're
not gonna do it right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You ever seen somebody like like sweep and you still
see like dusts and buzzballs and shit, It's like they're
not doing it right. Well, you don't trust them with
your plates. You wouldn't trust them in the corners of
the crevices.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Would you remember when your face lives in that dirty house?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yes, house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
We honestly, if you see your people are living foul,
I think we got to step it up and be like,
hey man, you're you're you're better than You're better than this.
Why why do I you? You know some places you
stay you keep your coat on.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
You're like, I'm not. I'm keeping my shoes on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I'll be like, are there pets here?

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
It feel like the whole place is covered in pet hair?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Is there a cat?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I like to watch people as like cook for me
such an itch because if they're like touching meat and
fish and stuff and they're just going to the next thing,
I wash my hands betwixtween every little thing. I'm like,
I touched this, I touched this, and then watching people
cook them like I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. Actually
I've never.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Been hung.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I probably had me Salmonella's so many times, it's samonella
Salmonella's so many times. That might be the title of
the Salmonella's Salmonella's all decided, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah, I don't know. Living with people is rough.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
When I was in college, so my mom doesn't believe
in microwaves. She thinks microwaves cost cancer. So I got
my first microwave in college, and I remember I wanted
Eggo waffles and I threw the Eggo waffles in the microwave.
The waffle caught fire started smoking the mari thirty seconds.

(01:04:12):
I took the waffle and I threw it out the window.
It had just snowed. The waffle melted through the snow,
but the smoke is all up and through the room
went off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
The alarm went off. I packed my backpack. I leave.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I'm like, listen, you can't say it was me that
started this if I'm not here. I come back. I
went to eat. I came back later, literally like two
hours later. I came back. They like, something happened in
your room. I said, what room. They're like, the fire
department was here with a big ass fan sucking the
smoke out of your room. I said, what I wonder,

(01:04:49):
I'm appalled.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I go in there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
It smells like smoke still from a wiffle that barely
caught fire, like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Barely barely, since it sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Like it was on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Well, if I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Was able to pull it out and throw it, I
don't have no burds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, the smoke detector. Just you know,
you got just you got the Haitian fingertips. Friend, this
is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
So I did? I just do? And they were like, girl,
what happened? Was there a fire in your I was
like what, but yeah, don't put waffles in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, they're made for toasters.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Why I didn't have that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
You gotta use what you got to get what you want.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
And I thought I was gonna be able to microwave
an eggo waffle and have like a you know, like
a decade in decady meal Elego.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And decad it don't go and sometimes have you ever
had have you ever had? You toasted at the waffle
cream cheese?

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Oh, syrup, you're sick cream cheese and then syrup, that's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You go and you tried, and you you tell me
when you've had your awakening.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Now doesn't have to be eggo? Can I do with
a Belgian waffle? Because I haven't had eggo in years.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I've let the cream cheese goes on bagels?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
No, no, no, no no. I promise you this my
I mean honestly, my Dominican babysitter growing up was the
one who gave this to me. And this was like
the most delicious thing I ever ate every week. But
you were like six, and I ate it into my
my twenties, which the last time you need.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
And I feel like a lot of you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I didn't smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
With the baby. And that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
The people who y'all the munchies people, y'are the combinations
y'all put together. It only tastes right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
If you are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I'm sick. I'm a Monchy's person.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Sorry. People do people do like cream, cheese and jelly.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Okay, First of all, people go cream cheese and fish
like please on a bagel.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
That's what you want, my buddy, And then everything. I
don't take cream, cheese and locks. I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I don't do that at all. I can't even eat
real cream cheese. Why black toes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Oh, we all are bad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
We just pushed through it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, we pushed through want no one time you yourself,
I know. But clothes like my friend got also in Ithaca,
also Ina, my friend got an extra bubble tea delivered
to her and it was like a free bubble tea.
A free bubble tea. Hell yeah, I drink that so fast.

(01:07:39):
All of a sudden, I was like, you can go
to the bathroom. And I went, and I thought I
was gonna die. I genuinely thought. I was like, my
blood pressure is going down, I'm sweating. I can't really
reach for my phone right now. I'm scared. Like it
was scary.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
You never want there in the bubbles? Is it cream cheese?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
No, the tea was the milk.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
The milk. And I just want to let y'all know.
You know, it's mess.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
When they're something that says free, when they're giving away things,
is because it's expired.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
They got to get rid of it and they're still
trying to make some money off of it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Not always expires.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
When I got on its way to being expired, me
and my sister went to this cocktail bar at the
night of the fight and I got a drink.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
I got like a cranberry blood orange. It was like
a friend seventy five. I drank it and then I
saw somebody else ordered it and it went out and
I guess they sent it back because.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
They didn't want it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
And the manager leans over to me and he was like,
we have an extra, an extra one if you want
it on the house. And my sister was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Like, oh, that's really nice free drink.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
And I was like, no, somebody just sent this back.
And she was like, okay, I mean I drank it,
but it was like, so you say, no, no, I
drank it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
So do you think someone sipped it? No?

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
I think they saw it because it went out and
I saw it come right back. Okay, Okay, I don't
have drink and it was my drink. The universe want
it back to me. But sometimes freeze just you know, rejected.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, somebody's uh, somebody's no, its, somebody's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Yes, somebody's trash, it's somebody else's treasure.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Michelle, do you haven't any tips for people who are
roommates right now to help them be better?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Whatever you think you should communicate, just eat it. They
don't want to hear it. Wait, what like, You're started
to be better, right?

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
I the other day thought I was communicating so nicely
and it ended up making a huge mess, and I
was like, just whatever, I think. I'm gonna just eat
it and I'm gonna just clean and I'm gonna just
look at when my Lias is up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Look, you do need to look up when you when
is your lise up? April? April?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
You have some times, but that's okay because I'm going
to be out of the country for three months. I'm
going to Colombia and then I'm going to Brazil. Yes, yeah,
I love that you living living abroad. Well, I told
you I like trees.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Is there trees in Brazil? Shah hope?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
I really hope they're trees, just nature.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
I just need to leave, so you're gonna be paying
your rent the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
You go on. Yeah, why don't you get somebody to
live in your room? Yes, I let it, let it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
They don't want to live there, And that's no shade
to my roommates, Like, no, no, that's love them. They're
they're so sweet, dirty and sweet. I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I didn't say that dirty wasn't blied. Wait should we
do a message? We should do a message? A message?
Am I a messy friend for this? Can I take it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Sande Marie? Thank you both so much for the weekly laughs.
You've been getting me through a really hard time. Lost
my father. I'm sorry, I'm sorry Boo Rip. And knowing
that I have you two to come on a weekly
basis to laugh and forget about what I'm going through
for a little while keeps me going, Oh, we heart you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Let's get to it. I have this friend. I believe
many people have a friend like this. This is the
friend that does the absolute most. This is the friend
that you have to handle in doses. This is the
friend that when they call you, you're like, oh shit,
what's wrong now. This is the friend that is one
look or off comment from getting into a fight or altercation.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
She thinks the world is against her for some reason.
She says, I'm her best friend, but she's not my
best friend. You know who I'm talking about. Okay, anyways,
I've been through a lot with this friend. We've known
each other for about ten years. Don't get me wrong,
She's been there for me through some situations, breakups. Friend drama,
job shifts, and I've been there for her through some things.

(01:11:46):
Baby daddy drama, dating drama, job and unemployment drama, child drama,
neighbor drama.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Okay, I see you add an extra dramas in the
baby neighbor's drama.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Drama drama, drama drama.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Anyways, recently we went to a bar and I caught
her in a bold face live. She was bragging on herself,
saying that if she's attracted to a dude, she has
no problem making it known and making a move. I
presented two practical and real examples where she did the
exact opposite, and she pretended as if I wasn't there
to see it happen and made.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Excuses for herself.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
While this may sound silly and trivial, it got me thinking,
what else is she lying about. I've spent hours on
the phone with this woman, and she always makes herself
out to be the victim.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
I know she should be in therapy. She won't go,
and I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
To make her but like God, damn, and she taking
my time and lying to hold up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Anyways, here's where the potential mess comes in. I was
a reference for her for a job she recently lost
She's lost four jobs in the past year around the
ninety day evaluation Mark Oh. The person who called me
and I are from the same area and both moved
up here, So outside of the reference questions we were vibing,

(01:13:06):
we also talked about staying in touch and sharing our
experiences about growing up, moving here as a black professional, etc.
Is it mess for me to now link up with
this lady to catch up with her and also figure
out the realty on why my friend was fired? She
says they were hating on her and blamed her for
some shit that never happened. But now that I know

(01:13:28):
that she lied on some stupid shit, I low key
want to catch her on some real shit and cut ties.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Lol.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I know this could be real messy, but I kind
of want to do it for the plot. Drag me
if you need to. I figure y'all might like to
dissect this love y'all, Kyle Blank, do.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
It da to lunch?

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I think that friendship's kind of headed toward the end already.
Might as well have a good story go to lunch? Actually,
be like, actually, let's stir the pot a little baby,
Like my friend I've just been telling me these crazy
things about that Jays. But I know you would have
worked there if it was that bad, right, right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Right, No, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
I think this is the right thing to do. Let's see, Okay,
I think my friends are not liars. I think they
embellish and sometimes, you know, to save face and make
themselves look better. Yeah, they might lie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
They might lie. Everybody has done it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
But if there's a point where it's like you're a liar,
I think you're always lying. I think you should figure
out if this wich is a liar and then cut
ties sheets in your heart.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
She lost four jobs in one year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Is she a liar or she just can't keep a job?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yeah, but she said they hating on her. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
People who typically say they hating on me usually be
doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
To be hated on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
No, not even that. They're usually lying about something they
did something. You know, I got all these haters, do you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
The haters are in your head, friend, and I think
you you are your biggest hater boom, because you're standing
in the way between you and a job.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
And don't you want money? Don't you got bills? And
after ninety days they keep letting you go. How many
ninety days are there in a year. I feel like
it's like four ninety days.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah, right, so you are. She got fired for everyone
and once the season. She can't let go every quarter
every quarter.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I want to say this, if I didn't have this job,
I don't know if I could keep a regular ass job.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
I'm not here. I could if I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Who am I to judge?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
You know I can't. I can't throw rocks. I live
in a glasshouse. You know, that's why you should throw rocks. Yeah, yes,
I think the saying is wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
You should throw rocks if you live in a glasshouse.
We all need more air anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Yeah, throw them rocks. I think the friendships are already
headed down, Like I think if you're already reaching out
to like say that we've been through all these things
and then also this, and if you're already feeling like
this about a friend, like you're already like I feel like,
how are you gonna trust the moving forward? They just

(01:16:02):
think about it. I call you next week and and
I'm like, hey, I really need you right now. Can
you please help me? And you're like, oh, I have
to do this thing, I'm like, you're lying, but also
you're lying.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Also, she said, this is the friend that when they call,
you're like, oh shit, what's wrong now? So it's already
like negative energy, it's already always going to be something
with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
And it seemed like you're over it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Yeah, and it's okay. Sometimes we grow out of friendship.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Some people need to get chopped.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
It's okay, get go, go to lunch, minimize cake.

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
Yeah, get the app, get the entree, get a dessert,
split it with your who is it the person I
work in HR?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Yeah? I think they're actually gonna get along with that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
That's a better friend for you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Yeah, I think so. Maybe it is messy because it's like,
you know, I'm not saying you have to hate people
that I don't like or not mess with the people
that I'm not fucking with, But it feels like you're
going out of your way to link up with this person.
And that's weird, no, because but that's what I'm saying.
It feels like the reason she's doing this person is

(01:17:06):
doing this is because they're already on their way out
of that friendship. So there it's almost like they're looking
for something to finish it. You know when people are
in a relationship they've been it for so long and
they just want to cheat so bad they don't know
how to get out of it. I think that's what's
happening right here. She's cheating that way. When she goes
back and she's like, yo, I caught you cheating, it's like,
why were you talking to the person you were cheating

(01:17:26):
me with me on? And it's like, actually, it doesn't
even matter. I wanted to finish this in the first place.
We're done. Have you done ever?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Know?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Okay, because it sounds like nobody, it sounds like it's
on your heart.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
But because I know I know people who have done this,
and I'm like, you could just break up. You could
just own up to the to the situation and take
the l just hold it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
The person who called me and I are from the
same area and both moved here, so outside of reference questions,
we was vibing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
It was I mean, it's it's kind of hard to
vibe and somebody's just calling you to verify something.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
How did y'all start buying? Like, hey, your voice? Has
somebody ever put you down as a reference?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah? What is this? Yeah, and they're like yeah, and
they're like, oh this person. I'm like, oh my god,
one of.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
My favorite employees.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
I love when they come to work.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Oh yeah, So they already know as soon as they
hear you, they're like, oh, they're about to hit us
with the lie.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
You'd be like, who is yeah, oh, let me get
her Murray. This is she?

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Yeah, oh truly one of my my protege. Yeah, anyway,
Kyle'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I mean you don't really want to fuck with her anyway,
and that's fine. Yeah, and then come back with the
tea fir. I would love you want to know that's
why she got fired. Hell, that's why she got fired.
We need to know the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Okay, why do you think she got fired? She was
probably late if people were hating on her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I need to know what she does ninety days.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
She didn't even fake it for me. She just can't
fake it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
She's just like she's probably honest. She's we are tours
to be honest with you. And they're very like stubborn
and they gotta have it. They way they always write
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Interesting it'd be like that sometimes and we've all been fired?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Yes, no half, So who am I?

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
What happens I've been fired? You've never been fired.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
I don't think I've been fired.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Hey, you know what, give it some time, it'll happen.
You're very young gal, Michelle Adonna. Let's tell tell the
people where they can find you. What you got coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yes? Okay, So my name is Michelle Adonna and I
love for a quad. But I you can find me
as the host of Shopcats, going to different shops in
the city and finding cats. I also have a show
coming up called Los Salvado on November fifteenth for New
Yek Comedy Festival Come Through. It's a Latin as variety show,

(01:19:50):
no stand up, giveaways, drag dancing, singing, outrageousness. My mom
might be the yeah yeah yeah by me, I know,
cut and and yeah. Follow me at Michelle aDNA on Instagram.

(01:20:12):
Why was I going to say a Gmail? It's not
that's not my email. But yeah, thank you, you're the best.
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Don't get kidnapped when you go upstate, and you know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Keep us, keep us, be nice and cheap. When you
go to Columbia and Brazil, you need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Yeah, I'll post very little but I'll maybe do like
I don't like when I'm away. I want you to
think I'm away. Just send us, Send us in the group,
chat chat us, send what's app Okay, that's what we want.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Stay away from them boats to sis. I don't know
if you should be driving those no more.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
I'm gonna get my schoola license and I'm gonna get
my boat license. I'm so ready.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
So you don't need a boat license to drive a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
And not only know. Sometimes it's a personal type. It
depends what type of boat it is.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You go by his pictures. Send us the pictures from
this trip, please, I will. I hope no boats pass
over you when you scooba in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
I know that was so honestly, if I if you
get anything from my situation with my cousin, that was
the worst part.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Of that trip.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I felt so bad. I was like, oh my god,
I could have hurt someone, and you did.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Your cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
She's fine, She'll be so fine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Dick.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Actually, let's end the podcast with that today. Are you
already yes? One or two? In a three?

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
Suck my dick, hey, yo, suck my dick, yo, Suck
my dick hey yo a O a O AYO listen, Hey,
come here, closer, get a little closer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Sok, my dick, my dick, you did it really, dick?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Oh my god. Thank you guys so much for listening
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Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
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