May 4, 2020 • 8 mins
Did Murphy lie to Jodi about what happened to the baby birds? 🐣❤ ❤🐣❤🐦
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Murphy Salmon Jody after the show podcast,
And you know, I want to address something that Jody
was hinting at earlier today. But uh, I think I
understand what the problem is here. So you know, in
our garage we had the this bird nest, birds nest
that was built inside of a shoe. Sounds like some
sort of a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sweet wasn't a shoe.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And it really, I mean it was sweet because we
discovered that some shoes that I had been using to
work in the yard in there was straw coming out
of them and.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They never got used.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Scarecrow joke, I know. And so Jody's I saw eggs
in him. I brought Jody out. It became a very
sweet moment.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
For everybody that eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And so Jody's mission was nobody in the garage, everybody
park outside. We're not even going to disturb these birds walked.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
In the rain so she could have privacy with her
babies in her eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And then of course the discovery was made in last
week that the birds unfortunately they did not make it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And uh, you know days before that, I saw their
little heads one morning going like this.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I mean they were so we you know, the
answerest No, no, I never did hear them no noise,
Yeah I didn't. And uh so you know, we've had
a lot of inbox messages on Facebook and post, you know,
and kind of sharing. Look, it's nature, this is what
happens sometimes. Producer Bailey even suggested maybe the mama just
didn't come back because of the storms that rolled through,
(01:24):
or he's probably.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A call because that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Maybe she got disoriented, who knows. Uh But anyway, so
you know, I know how Jody is being her husband
and all. I wanted to make sure I minimized her exposures.
I needed to be honest about.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It, right, Yeah, but he minimizer paying.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
But I did not want Jody to see you know
what I had discovered. So and and again it was
natural and they weren't attacked. It was nothing. They were
just they weren't moving. So it's called dead.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm just trying to be sensitive.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So the more you try, the worst, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So really please all right, Well, anyway, you know, but
Jodie insisted on seeing them, and you did so well you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You left them there for a long time before you
were able to get back home you were working, and
I happened to I could not.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I had to see them.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So here's the problem. This is where the visual on something.
If you don't separate your visual from the technical, you
create problems for yourself. And here's what I'm gonna explain
to you. When I picked up you know, when I
when I needed to pick up the birds and give
them to their final resting place, I did not want
(02:35):
to touch them obviously, right, I mean, because you never
know disease or anything else.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And you're also a city boy, well to those right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So the only thing that I had that I knew
that you know that I could. I have one of
those things that you can grab stuff off the shelf with,
you know that you squeeze. It's got the two rubber things.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, that's risky though.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And and that's what I thought. It's like, you know,
and this that may not be a good idea, but
I do know something that will completely surround them. And
that's the scoop that we use in the backyard with
the claw teeth, right, okay, dog poop scoop right now?
Is this is this is see where the problem is. No, Well,
so in Jodie's world. It's like using a poop scoop
to pick them up is an issue. It's like it's
(03:17):
just a tool that's clean.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I didn't know, understand.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I didn't know you were gonna do that. You said,
I'm gonna go take care of this for you, and
I was in the kitchen. I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's the reason I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I didn't think a broom and a dust pan. I
don't know what he was gonna do. Honestly, my dad
probably would have used a shovel.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't know, and I didn't think about it, honestly.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I was cooking dinner. The kids were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm like, and you're like, I'm gonna go take care
of this for you, okay, And I'm like, great, good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And I'm standing at the kitchen sink.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You heard the toilet for.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm standing at the kitchen sink and you're walking from
the garage behind the house, and i can see you
carrying the poop scoop and I'm like, oh my god,
are they in there?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And by the way, three dogs were following. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hold on a second, three dogs. This is what happens
with and this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I know you weren't scooping poop because you don't do.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That, right. The tool and what it's actually used for
in real life are really two different things in this case,
because it was clean, right, and I know and just
so you know, Sam, they were following me because they
just wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Be with me already, because they could smell.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I did not bring them to the backyard, you know,
they were in the front, and so I you know,
took them elsewhere up front. I didn't want to you.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh wait, you had already disposed of the baby birds. Yes,
oh okay, I thought I was watching you carry them.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, see, this is the visual thing I'm talking about.
And I get that Jody is a jumped to conclusion. Well, no, no, no, yeah,
Jodie's a very visual person. If you describe that's why
it dinner. Don't even try to describe anything remotely disgusting,
not that I would want to. Kids. The girls have
done that before, and she can't deal with it. So
the visual of me walking through the backyard with that
particular tool is conjures up all the images in.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Point.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Actually, it was actually the most humane thing for me
to use because it was it was very easy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was not you get them all at once or
one two three?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do we really have questions?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm already talking about it. Did you I'm curious if
you did the impressive one two three or did you
do one two and three?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah? I did one two three? Did like dug a
hole and bury a mar.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I doubt that I know him? He is a slinger,
you mean like across the street, he's a slinger woods
across the street. Did you sling up?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I know you very well.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I know you don't want to appear even a slight
bit insensitive, but you are a slinger.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Flung him into the neighbor's yard. This is the problem.
This is the problem with the tool. Right, I do
sling what we normally use that tool, But I did
not do that. I went and there was a little
place it's the same place we've released the mouse right,
and I was able to right there and it was
you know, it was very uh um humane, you know. Yeah,
(06:28):
But no, I did not sling them because I'm a
quote unquote slinger. Like you know, well, the thing is
now I got a picture if you use that thing
to sling what it's made for. Yes, were you singing that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He doesn't that's a long time ago. You were slinging
that and you hit the fence, and it was discussing.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm the one that used it. I scooped the dog
pit window. I'm the one that scoops the dog poo.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, why doesn't Murphy? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't care. I'm the one that wants all the dogs,
so I do that job.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm at the front end of that. I feed them, right, Okay,
So you know the thing is with that. That's the
same reason I never was good at golf, because I
never really you know, what do they call that? Follow
through on the ball? You know? I was never so
I accidentally one time into the neighbor's yard. That was
(07:25):
a long time ago, and that's not even in their
current house. But you know, I had to move into
the bushes or something like that. If you're in a
hurry and you don't have time.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Really, the girls were on the trampoline. It's a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
He's outside scoop and poop, and he slings it and
instead of going over the fence, he shot too low
and it hit the fence and went down the fence
slide down.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
The girls remember it. It was the most gross thing
they've ever seen too.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, it wasn't funny the first time Jody was told
that by the girls. By the way, guess what daddy
did today. I'm eating kids.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh anyway, I thank you for taking care of it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I wouldn't have wanted to be the one that would
have been hard for me.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I had these child like hopes about that those baby
birds and that nest, and it didn't come to fruition
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
We'll start out, you know, if there's a takeaway, if
there's a lesson learned from this, Yes, what the tool
is used for is not the same thing as that,
you know, the sentence to get right exactly. The tool
is just.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The tool separate the emotion from the function. People. Yeah,
missed any part of the show. All at Murphy Salmon
Jody dot com.
Welcome to the Murphy Salmon Jody after the show podcast,
And you know, I want to address something that Jody
was hinting at earlier today. But uh, I think I
understand what the problem is here. So you know, in
our garage we had the this bird nest, birds nest
that was built inside of a shoe. Sounds like some
sort of a fantasy.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sweet wasn't a shoe.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And it really, I mean it was sweet because we
discovered that some shoes that I had been using to
work in the yard in there was straw coming out
of them and.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They never got used.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Scarecrow joke, I know. And so Jody's I saw eggs
in him. I brought Jody out. It became a very
sweet moment.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
For everybody that eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And so Jody's mission was nobody in the garage, everybody
park outside. We're not even going to disturb these birds walked.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
In the rain so she could have privacy with her
babies in her eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And then of course the discovery was made in last
week that the birds unfortunately they did not make it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And uh, you know days before that, I saw their
little heads one morning going like this.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I mean they were so we you know, the
answerest No, no, I never did hear them no noise,
Yeah I didn't. And uh so you know, we've had
a lot of inbox messages on Facebook and post, you know,
and kind of sharing. Look, it's nature, this is what
happens sometimes. Producer Bailey even suggested maybe the mama just
didn't come back because of the storms that rolled through,
(01:24):
or he's probably.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A call because that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Maybe she got disoriented, who knows. Uh But anyway, so
you know, I know how Jody is being her husband
and all. I wanted to make sure I minimized her exposures.
I needed to be honest about.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It, right, Yeah, but he minimizer paying.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
But I did not want Jody to see you know
what I had discovered. So and and again it was
natural and they weren't attacked. It was nothing. They were
just they weren't moving. So it's called dead.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm just trying to be sensitive.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So the more you try, the worst, I guess.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So really please all right, Well, anyway, you know, but
Jodie insisted on seeing them, and you did so well you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You left them there for a long time before you
were able to get back home you were working, and
I happened to I could not.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I had to see them.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So here's the problem. This is where the visual on something.
If you don't separate your visual from the technical, you
create problems for yourself. And here's what I'm gonna explain
to you. When I picked up you know, when I
when I needed to pick up the birds and give
them to their final resting place, I did not want
(02:35):
to touch them obviously, right, I mean, because you never
know disease or anything else.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And you're also a city boy, well to those right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So the only thing that I had that I knew
that you know that I could. I have one of
those things that you can grab stuff off the shelf with,
you know that you squeeze. It's got the two rubber things.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, that's risky though.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And and that's what I thought. It's like, you know,
and this that may not be a good idea, but
I do know something that will completely surround them. And
that's the scoop that we use in the backyard with
the claw teeth, right, okay, dog poop scoop right now?
Is this is this is see where the problem is. No, Well,
so in Jodie's world. It's like using a poop scoop
to pick them up is an issue. It's like it's
(03:17):
just a tool that's clean.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I didn't know, understand.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I didn't know you were gonna do that. You said,
I'm gonna go take care of this for you, and
I was in the kitchen. I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's the reason I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I didn't think a broom and a dust pan. I
don't know what he was gonna do. Honestly, my dad
probably would have used a shovel.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't know, and I didn't think about it, honestly.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I was cooking dinner. The kids were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm like, and you're like, I'm gonna go take care
of this for you, okay, And I'm like, great, good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And I'm standing at the kitchen sink.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You heard the toilet for.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm standing at the kitchen sink and you're walking from
the garage behind the house, and i can see you
carrying the poop scoop and I'm like, oh my god,
are they in there?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And by the way, three dogs were following. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hold on a second, three dogs. This is what happens
with and this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I know you weren't scooping poop because you don't do.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That, right. The tool and what it's actually used for
in real life are really two different things in this case,
because it was clean, right, and I know and just
so you know, Sam, they were following me because they
just wanted to.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Be with me already, because they could smell.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I did not bring them to the backyard, you know,
they were in the front, and so I you know,
took them elsewhere up front. I didn't want to you.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh wait, you had already disposed of the baby birds. Yes,
oh okay, I thought I was watching you carry them.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, see, this is the visual thing I'm talking about.
And I get that Jody is a jumped to conclusion. Well, no, no, no, yeah,
Jodie's a very visual person. If you describe that's why
it dinner. Don't even try to describe anything remotely disgusting,
not that I would want to. Kids. The girls have
done that before, and she can't deal with it. So
the visual of me walking through the backyard with that
particular tool is conjures up all the images in.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Point.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Actually, it was actually the most humane thing for me
to use because it was it was very easy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was not you get them all at once or
one two three?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do we really have questions?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm already talking about it. Did you I'm curious if
you did the impressive one two three or did you
do one two and three?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah? I did one two three? Did like dug a
hole and bury a mar.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I doubt that I know him? He is a slinger,
you mean like across the street, he's a slinger woods
across the street. Did you sling up?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I know you very well.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I know you don't want to appear even a slight
bit insensitive, but you are a slinger.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Flung him into the neighbor's yard. This is the problem.
This is the problem with the tool. Right, I do
sling what we normally use that tool, But I did
not do that. I went and there was a little
place it's the same place we've released the mouse right,
and I was able to right there and it was
you know, it was very uh um humane, you know. Yeah,
(06:28):
But no, I did not sling them because I'm a
quote unquote slinger. Like you know, well, the thing is
now I got a picture if you use that thing
to sling what it's made for. Yes, were you singing that?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
He doesn't that's a long time ago. You were slinging
that and you hit the fence, and it was discussing.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm the one that used it. I scooped the dog
pit window. I'm the one that scoops the dog poo.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, why doesn't Murphy? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't care. I'm the one that wants all the dogs,
so I do that job.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm at the front end of that. I feed them, right, Okay,
So you know the thing is with that. That's the
same reason I never was good at golf, because I
never really you know, what do they call that? Follow
through on the ball? You know? I was never so
I accidentally one time into the neighbor's yard. That was
(07:25):
a long time ago, and that's not even in their
current house. But you know, I had to move into
the bushes or something like that. If you're in a
hurry and you don't have time.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Really, the girls were on the trampoline. It's a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
He's outside scoop and poop, and he slings it and
instead of going over the fence, he shot too low
and it hit the fence and went down the fence
slide down.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
The girls remember it. It was the most gross thing
they've ever seen too.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, it wasn't funny the first time Jody was told
that by the girls. By the way, guess what daddy
did today. I'm eating kids.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh anyway, I thank you for taking care of it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I wouldn't have wanted to be the one that would
have been hard for me.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I had these child like hopes about that those baby
birds and that nest, and it didn't come to fruition
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
We'll start out, you know, if there's a takeaway, if
there's a lesson learned from this, Yes, what the tool
is used for is not the same thing as that,
you know, the sentence to get right exactly. The tool
is just.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
The tool separate the emotion from the function. People. Yeah,
missed any part of the show. All at Murphy Salmon
Jody dot com.
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