Don’t Go on This Type of First Date 😳🌲 (It Has a Name Now)

First, a new home organization trend is replacing the viral Marie Kondo method. It’s called “house hushing,” and it claims your clutter might actually be yelling at you. 🏠👀 Is your bedroom too loud?

Then, the so-called “cereal taco seasoning thief” gets busted at Target after a sneaky checkout strategy involving trading cards and self-checkout. 🌮🛒 The details are stranger than you’d think.

And finally — if you’re single and dating — there’s one type of date experts say you should absolutely avoid right now. It’s tied to a new dating term called “alpine divorce,” and it’s raising serious safety concerns. 🚨🌲 What is it, and why are therapists warning people about it?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
If you are single and dating, there is one kind
of date you should never go on right now for
safety reasons, and it comes with its own new dating term.
I'll tell you what it is and what to avoid
coming up in just a second. But first, as we
approach spring cleaning, does your house need to be hushed?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Do you remember the Marie Condo method? Like Marie Condo
went super like viral because it was like does this.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Speak to you? And then you have to get rid
of a popular she had like a reality show, right,
yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
She had some kind of show, but it was all about,
you know, cleaning out your home and making it less cluttered.
While there's a new woman that is kind of taking
on that role. Her name is fran May and she
calls herself a recovering maximalist and her method is called
hushing your home. So house hushing to me? Now, it's

(00:56):
a little damp, shut up, shut.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Up bedroom hear you.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Honestly, that's kind of what she's saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So like, if your bedroom is loud because it has
too many bright colors, shapes, clutter all of that stuff,
it starts to get louder and yell at you. So
in order to hush your house now you have to
start throwing away the things that are yelling at you
the loudest.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't know how you figure out what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
But your bedroom should be like colors like like blue,
you know, common colors, things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Wait what because it helps you relax.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, but I want a fun room. My room's like
a fun room.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
She was another room to have fun room. Your bedroom's
not for fun.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Hey, man, I got very limited faces in.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You said before.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, I don't know. You said you will, you just go.
Your room's not supposed to be for fun. And then
I was having flashed back about not.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
That you have fun in your bedroom. Basically, you.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Guys, I really love when you leave me on it
if you know.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You know anyway, this has gotten strange.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Shots to somebody who's.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Listening, You're yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know what's going on. What is going on
in my bedroom? Because I don't know what's going on
in there.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay, that wasn't to.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Be weird anyway, definitely got.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Weird s down in my bedroom.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Was ever in there.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Talking? Call hush myself now on that story. The next
story is about the Cereal Taco, the Cereal Taco seasoning thief.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
He has been caught. And you didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
The man who has been described as the Cereal Taco
seasoning thief maybe seeing up to night years in prison
buying taco seasoning. But that's not what was happening. So
this guy would go in and he would buy taco
seasoning at Target, but it was a cover because he
was stealing trading cards. So he'd go in pocket the

(03:15):
trading cards, get the taco seasoning, and look like he
was checking out, so he wouldn't be suspicious.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
From where target Oh Target.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah wait, he did check self check and then he
would be selling those cards on eBay, which is kind
of how he got caught.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's a trading card like.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Baseball, I feel old baseball.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Carry them at Target, yeah, and they're right by the
checkout a lot. I knowed that because I was in
there the other day and I thought about buying some
baseball cards for some reason, Guys like, man, I haven't
collected cards since I was a kid, Should I start
that again?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
And I was like, no, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
It's fun, but why, like it kind of seems like clutter.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, It's like, yeah, they can be worth a lot
of money.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Don't you collect anything fun? Seriously, you don't collect anything.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Victoria, No, not really. I buy a lot of random crap, don't.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Get me wrong, But like, kid, do you ever collect anything?
Not really?

Speaker 6 (04:13):
I think because I wanted to when I was younger,
but I never knew which one to do, and I
always got like I.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Make a decision.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I never could make a decision, and then I forget
the next time I want to buy my dang, what
am I collecting?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Trapped in her mind? So, but like it's just like
what are they value?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Whenever you buy, It's like you could get a pack
and it has like a rare card in it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now, all of a sudden, you're sitting on a card
work thousands of dollars.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Just sold last week or whatever for like fifteen million
or whatever. Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah, we put the highest value on the most random things.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I really do but that's how the taco seasoning guy
was able to get away with it for so long.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
That's until he.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Was sure he's stealing.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, he's also looking at ninety years in prison. It
worked for a minute.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You'll make his room the fun room.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, Victoria, whatever you listen to, if you listen to
anything today, listen to me right now. There's one kind
of date you should never go on, especially early on
in a relationship or on a first date, and that
is out into the wilderness.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You do not agree to.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Go on a nature hike or onto or camping or
things like that with somebody that you've just met, because
if you do, there's a chance that you will become
a victim of alpine divorce. Alpine divorce is now a
new dating term that we need to be aware of
because it's when a dater takes their person into the
wilderness and leaves them there what to fend for themselves.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
That sounds terrible.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Because somebody would kill you out there.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Man.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
All I'm saying is it's a great form of exercise.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
And actually people are breaking up with people now just
taking them and dumping them in the forest.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, it's actually kind of psycho there I go therapist
who's chiming in and saying that most of the time
the people are doing things like this are narcissists and
like people that want to like show some type.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Of power control manipulation, like.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You need me to survive out here type thing.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
You kinda yeah if I would at that point though,
I would like make it through the freaking night, just
to prove a point, like I'm not calling.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
You back at that point.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
You have to stick it out and you got to
make it find your way back.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I feel like you could press charges somehow, right somebody, But.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
That's why I took a turn. I couldn't find you. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah crazy, Huh, that's scary. Just don't do
it bad that.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't think it's that crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
You don't think it's crazy to go out. But somebody's like,
you want to go camping this weekend you just met,
then I just bounce.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I mean, at that point, that's not that bad camping part.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
I took my wife camping the first time she never been,
but not the first day it was. It was actually, yeah,
she actually went camping with you on the date and
we went camping in to town and we're still together.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
But Chris, you're a good guy.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
But you out there to abandon her. But it's bad.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
If you had a daughter, would you tell her to
go on a first date on a camping trip with
somebody that she just met.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
That's that's the spectrum everything goes through for me, is like,
would I want my daughter doing that?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
No, you can't stop.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Even if it was you, Chris, I wouldn't want to
do it.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Sure, I still want to. Don't be a victim of
alpine divorce.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's what you mean.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's that's really not the appropriate name for it.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Should be

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Seriously,