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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brought to you by m Michael Schutmingo in Auburn. You're
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home from a sino. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Have you ever hoped for the possibility of continuing to
listen to music in the afterlife. There are two companies
who are coming together right now to make sure that
you have that option. You can keep listening to music
even after you passed on.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'll tell you how in just a second. But first,
have you heard about ethical discretion?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, that's how Ashley Madison wants to rebrand itself. Now,
if you remember Ashley Madison, say, does.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Sound like something that celebrity got in trouble for? We
would go kada.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But Ashley Madison has historically been known for cheating, like
helping people cheat that are in marriages.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right, well, mag I'm sorry, Magazine.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
It's a daite a dating site, thank you? Okay, yeah,
for married people to find people to cheat with. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I feel like you've toyed this before, but dang, but
now they are evolving and they're allowing everybody to be
a part of their site. It's just all about ethical discretion. Apparently,
over the last year fifty seven percent of the people
who signed up are actually single or identified a single
And so now the whole thing is everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Is welcome to Ashley Madison.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's just about ethical discretion, not cheating.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's just basically a dating site and it's basically yeah,
it still is, except they get hacked all the time
and the names get released three or four times.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, so they're probably like.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, how can we like find a way to make
it where somebody could go, oh, I was I'm on
there as a dating sit Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, it's not what you think it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
it's still what you think it is. Yeah, I just
like the repackaging. What did you say?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, it's actually not I said that, And then I'm like,
wait a second, you're still telling your significant another you're
on a dating site. That's still not a good expence.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, if you call it ethical discretion is just a
big bow on it. So McDonald's isn't veiled the biggest
burger yet. So if you've been craving a burger but
you just haven't found one big enough, well now they're
bringing it to you because it's called the big Archburger.
And people are starting to get really excited about it
because it's now two quarter pound beef, three slices of
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white chuddar cheese, crispy onions, slippered onions, lettuce, and pickles.
It weighs or it comes in at one thousand and
fifty seven calories for just the burger. Jesus, did you
know that the Big Mac was five hundred and nine calories? No,
that really is Yeah, I know I thought it was more. Well,
now it sounds like less once you hear about the
Big Archburger. But the reason why this was born was
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because people are saying, with prices going up, but you're
not really getting your bang for your buck in fast food.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So like, we've got the answer. We doubled the calendar.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes, and it'll only cost you about twelve to fifteen
bucks for the meal.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Why don't you just twelve to fifteen expensive it is
for McDonald's. I't maxine healthy.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, it actually does make a big vaccine healthy. So like, hey,
at least I'm making a healthy choice and I'm getting
a big Mac.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I know I'm old because I remember when you could
go with five bucks and get like a full meal
with a drink.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I will say, if you have their app, you can
get free large fries. I do that a lot in college.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I still think they have the dollar menu. But either way,
I didn't realize this whole trending is about pr spins.
Incredible true because lastly this is kind of one too.
It's Spotify that's teaming up with you know that water company,
Liquid Death. Yes, they've decided to create an earn that
plays music in it, so you'll have an eternal playlist.
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This is the commercial that makes you want to buy it.
It's only five hundred.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Introducing the Eternal Playlist from Liquid Death and Spotify.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The first ever would.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Have built in wireless speaker copying dead. You can't listen
to music. Now you can enjoy all your favorite jams
for e tunity. This is amazing.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Questions question like it questions though?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Is it? Like?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
How is it powered batteries?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So it's not forever when you charge it, after you
charge your phone, you charge everything.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
And then it's that you can charge.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
You're saying like somebody else would be doing.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
For some reason, for some reason.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You're being buried, you'd be in the area. Yeah, I gotcha.
Got cremation.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, no, no, no, I had earned.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm imagining like an extension chord going into the round?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, how does that work? Like you bury it?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And then what Bluetooth coffins would also be cool?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I mean they were okay, but if you like makes
one mad, imagine like really bad music and they're like,
if not that that I love, someone's gonna.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Really miss like terrible music, Like you'll start playing Miley
ray Cyrus or something like.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That, Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Whatever whatever her name is.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That what I would love that, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
But you would do that with your Grandpa's earned your grandpa.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We've established ray Cyrus.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Where who's gonna in the battery tooth? I think that's
dope idea though, honestly I.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Thought of you when I read this story though, talk
about you put yourself in a dhead.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, when I when I die, I want to be
cremated and put inside of a mister potato head. Yeah,
that's the that's the thing is like what song would
I choose? But now I want I want the mister
potato head to also have Bluetooth technology and.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It so play some music. You're gonna get Miley Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Now, yeah, that's fine, you know, as long as you
make the outfit appropriate, because I want to be in
a mister potato head so that whoever my loved one
is who gets my ashes, can change my expression on
the daily, change my outfits like I can. I can
have a mustache one day, like I'm still living.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You know, yeah Sam right sword the next day?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah exactly. But now I can be listening to music
as well, right right.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Fun to look forward to. Wow, that is what's trending.
It's not fun