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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brought to you by Michael Shue being go an Auburn
year home for Machino. It's time Bernina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Have you guys been following the fluffy white dog mystery?
I'm sorry what? Yeah, there's a fluffy white dog mystery
and everybody who's got theories as to where this dog
came from, who this dog is, and why this dog
is trending. But I will explain what I know coming
up in just a second. But first, did you hear
that the Seattle Seahawks have officially been purchased? So the
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fake I saw that?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I thought that was fake.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, the Paul Gallen Estate has reached a formal agreement
to sell the Seattle Seahawks to the Kosha family and
it's a historic deal because it sets an NFL record
at nine point six one two billion dollars who The
sale is expected to be officially approved at a special
NFL owners meeting later in August. And part of the
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reason why there's going to be a delay before it's
official official is because the family still has a three
point one percent steak in the San Francisco forty nine
ers we so they sold their stakes in forty nine
to buy need to. They need to. I don't think
that a three point one percent is going to be
nothing compared to the nine point six one two billion
dollars in the Seahawks franchise. But it sounds like it's
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a family business. His the wife, Nero, is gonna be
the one that's gonna be holding it all down. Oh
it's Coast La.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I was gonna say, I don't think it's Koshus.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I know my thing is too small. That's my fault.
It's Coast La. His name is Venode Coast La, and
he is a Silicon Valley venture capitalist who's got lots
of money. So his family and including his son, are
all going to be taking over the franchise, which makes
them the fourth the fourth owners in franchise history for
the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Why what's the point of buying the Seahawks?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Like is there?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Like what like are they do they just like buying
NFL teams or like.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I mean because like if you had the forty like
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Know, like who's your team because you're at the No.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean, they just wanted to own a team and
they couldn't own the forty nine ers because somebody else
has majority, and then there's this opportunity. It doesn't come
up all the time, or you can just buy an
entire franchise.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It does it, But part of me is like, who's
your team? Like who are you loyal? Like I I
like going all in on one team?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Like if I that's why you're a fan and not
an owner? I, oh, well, some owners probably do go
all in on that team the second it becomes theirs,
because then all of a sudden, you got a lot
of stake in it, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
But then you're switching up, and that's not very.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They're fans of the NFL, they're fans of the game. Hicketeam,
you gotta do it for the love of the game.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Nope, Hicke team.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't know if I could just like buy if
I knew that, I would just you know, I had
the money and I could just be an owner.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If you could just buy an NFL team, you would, Yeah,
who would you buy?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Honestly? I would want the Seahawks. So yeah, okay, but no,
cos Law and your family, I'm coming for you. Well
in my dreams where the billions of dollars exist, So
we now know what is causing the psychlos spora outbreak.
Silo psoriasis is what it's called. It's so wild. Well,
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we only know what's happening specifically in Michigan. However, we
can probably imagine that it also may be the reason
why it's spreading through half of the country now. But
Michigan alone has the most cases. They've got thousands of
cases so far, and they're saying that it seems to
be linked to lettuce as a common product that regularly
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comes up during this particular investigation. So not just lettuce,
but like the bags of salad, the pre prep like
the pre prepped bags of salad. Well, have you had problems?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Not?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, I think he would know if you have, Okay,
because that was like a solid two days ago. And yeah,
like I feel like the silos spora outbreak would be
very known to you if it hit.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Sounds pretty intense that like that is it? I don't know,
it's just the name of the parasite. Yeah, it's the
name of the parasite. So they are warning other people
in other states outside of Michigan just to be safe
until we're able to like pinpoint exactly, to avoid pre
packaged salads and instead get thoroughly rints.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Through heads of lettuce.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's interesting.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah. And lastly, the white fluffy dog mystery continues. Ever
since this white fluffy dog was spotted getting off of
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's jet, people's mind started going,
but she's a cat lady. How did a white fluffy
dog into the chat? Are? Are you? Is it serious?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What action is it?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't know, but the story is just as ridiculous
as the accent. So I just like had to let
you know. I didn't. I didn't know. I was like, oh,
why is fluffy white dog trending? So I had to
look up the story. So then if I have to
know this, so do you. It's it is a really
cute dog. They think that it's a samoid is what
the what? Okay, you can be a dog and a
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cat person, people, you can you can be an animal person.
It's just really funny because the dog made its debut
allegedly off of the private jet in Palm Beach, Florida.
You see Travis getting off with his fancy luggage and
then down comes the dog like a little like a
little prince or princess, just like I have a rived.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wait is a picture with the security guard?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
A security guard?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Dog? How haven't you heard of people that steal famous
people's animals for ransom? So of course that dog is
gonna absolutely need its own security. Yeah. So aside from
criticizing Taylor for being a cat lady and how dare
she have a dog? The other question now is what's
its name?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Snowball?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It just looks like a snowball. It looks like a snowball.
If we're this invested in their dog, what's gonna happen
when they have a child? Wait? Check that child? That
all call? What is that? American Royalty? At least it'll
get the treatment, whether we acknowledge it or not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mean, but it'll be all in the spotlight. Like
how do you protect a child like that from the
media and from people and.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
From I don't know. Could you imagine if it was
a tailor two point zero it was like just an
artist and like did all that stuff? Oh my gosh,
Or it's an athlete anyway, that's what's trending. I don't
want to I don't want to do this. I don't
want to live in their world. I live in my
own world. Okay, there are no flight, white fluffy dogs
yet it's just their world. We're all living in it. Okay,
that's what's s trending.