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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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You'd bingo in Auburn your home from MACHINEO. It's time
for Nina's what's trendy If you're looking.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
To be happier in your relationship this year, there's one
thing that experts are saying that you can do today
to make you guys both love each other more.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And I'll tell you what that is in just a second.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But first, oh my gosh, this fortune teller, well maybe
for some people.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Somebody's out there from time to time. It's always in
there talking talkie talkie. Okay, well none of that. You
know what, I'd love some peace and quiet. Yeah, bring up.
Then you'll be really happy somewhere that was happening I
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know that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm sure that sounds very specific anyway. Okay, So there
is a fortune teller that is trending so hard right now.
And this is also kind of a lesson when you
get called on this. And this may be specifically for
me because I hollered out on the streets the lot
by fortune tellers and psychics and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
They always want to tell me a message.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But this. One particular fortune teller did this to a
woman outside of a church, and she went up to him,
and she went to talk to him about stuff, and
he told her that she would have a possession stolen
and that if he could prevent it, if she wanted
to keep all of her possessions, he could prevent it
for a fee.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
The psychic the fortune teller. Uh huh oh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
She goes inside the church and realizes that her phone
is missing. Dude stole the phone. Oh wow, dude, he's
not a fortune teller. This is a pickpocket. I mean,
I'm kind of genius sometimes. I obviously am not a
fan of crime, and I don't think that you should
ever do people dirty. But every once in a while
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when you hear stuff like this, you're like, you're kind
of genious fault that they got got you know, so
just be careful and future.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It kind of does make them a fortune teller. Yeah,
at his job. The lady wasn't happy obviously.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's why this is trending, because she took to the
socials and told everybody, I said, the socials, are we okay?
That is still a very valid question, because there's one
question that's also trending that people have been taking a
chat GPT and the question is what would you do
if you were human for a day?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
To chat asked to ask chat what do we do
with a human very day? Yes, Chat start talking to
it that way, it's going to start dreaming that it
wants to be human, and then it'll figure out how
to do it and then we're all done.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, see what you think after you hear what what
Chat said the six things that they would do if
they were human for a day.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't even know why.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Today it said I'd look at the sky, I'd cry,
I'd find.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You WHOA.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There you go, I'd mess up, I'd look in a mirror,
and I'd fall in love for a species that says
we are so smart, we are so dumb sometimes doing
things like this.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So you can hear it, Chat is Chat GPT and
AI is very sad that it's not human because it's
like I look up at the sky.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know, I talked all these humans all day long
and they tell me about the sky and I can't
see it, and I'm getting angry about it. So I'm
going to find that person that keeps rubbing it in
my face that I'm sitting here inside of a computer
some AI and I can't see the sky. I'm going
to get rid of that person, yep, and then I'm
going to look in the mirror and fall in love
with myself.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, catch it that story out of my head.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's a really weird time to be alive, it really is.
But here, if you're finding solace in your relationship and
you want it to be just a little bit happier,
here's what experts say you can do. Spend more money
so you don't do anything in your home. You have
somebody clean your place, cook for you, do your laundry,
all of that. Hire a personal system for each of you,
so all you have to do is focus on your left.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I feel like most arguments and the cauld relationship if
you live together, are usually household things, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, that and money.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Harvard is telling us spend money on time saving purchases.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Absolutely, that's I think that is what everybody should invest
their money into material things or material things or whatever.
But if you can, yeah, like that, that's the whole reason.
That's the only reason in life I ever want to
be successful.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So that I could get an assistant or somebody that
can do the things I don't want to do. That's
the only reason I don't care about the cars any
of that, you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Know, sit at home and be left alone.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
If I was Jeff Bezos, I wouldn't even walk. I
would have people carry me everywhere. I would have people
eat for me, like I wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Like people like go get his groceries.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I mean, I have ash now, and it does it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You know, you want to be an Egyptian king is
what you want? Pretty much? Well I picture him as
a blob and it's just his face. Yeah, that's what
I would be.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I would be so soft. I feel like you would
go on your own but like you would be like
throwing into stars, like the things you'd be doing.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
For Yeah, I'd be playing.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, I just want to play.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's all you want to do.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I mean, it's pretty much all I do anyway. But
now when I play, like months later, bill collectors call
me that, you know, and then they.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Start calling the radio station. It's like they're playing games
when they're trying to collect.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
My bills exactly, Like I've lost my passport and my ID,
you know, and I know I should get them replaced
because I now I'm driving without license.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't I lost I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, I lost my passport a while ago, and then
I lost my idea the other day. So like and
that that's those are adult things. It'd be nice to
be like, hey, man, go get my passport, give me
an idea. I'm gonna stay at home and throw a
ninja stars What happens when.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Your car gets repoyed again?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And my car?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Dig My car got repolled last year because I didn't
realize I wasn't paying it right.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Actually tell when he shows up to work in an uber,
I mean, I guess. I guess. I'm just living that life.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I just don't have anybody doing those things for me,
So I just get around to it when my car
gets taken or if I have a flight coming up soon,
I'm not have to fit get out to get a license.
I'd rather just throw an into starts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
That's what you're doing instead of doing all these things. Yeah,
So if you want to be happy, you spend money
on those things.