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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Shoot being going Auburn your home for Machino is time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Fellas? Do you own khakis? Are they a part of
your wardrobe? Because if they're not, you're gonna want them
to be. They're part of a bigger aesthetic that everybody
is going crazy for. So we'll see if you're into it.
But guys, just keep in mind, get those khakis ready.
We used to have a lot of khakis really where
they go? Well, I mean that was back when I
was very young, so I don't have them anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I have a lot of dickies, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I say, I gotta get more dickies.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I guess what are those you wear when you go snowboarding? Dickies?
No dickies, Yeah, ifically do have all. Yeah, it's kind
of like a skateboard brand.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, snowboard, though I wouldn't say snowboard.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But I don't think that's what they're talking about. I
don't think they're dicky khakis. I think they're khaki kakis.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, I'm sticking to my dickies.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
All right, well you do, you boo, and let's see
how you feel about this when I tell you about
the trend that people are going crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But before we get to that, I have to tell
you about this woman who is trending big time because
of how she's going after her husband for money. So
they're getting divorced now because she was betrayed, the ultimate
form of betrayal.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
As they were engaged.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
She was promised a certain way, he was going to
look for his life, money, all these things. But turns
out after they got married, the luscious hair that she
fell in love with was just a wig and the
whole time he had a wig the entire time, and
she didn't find out until later betrayal. And so now,
of course she took it to court. But as we've
(01:34):
seen in the past, people have done this, like when
they found out their partner had had plastic surgery and
their baby looks different or whatever it is. They've taken
legal action, so it's best to just be forthright with it,
so if they're disappointed later, it's their own fault.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I ain't got no hair, you knew it, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I feel like if you're marrying him though you're married, Like,
if you love him that much, you just love him.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You're right, You're right. This wig must have been spectacular. Yeah,
Like that's the reason she.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Married him, was the wig.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The whole thing was that guy had to have a lush,
is beautiful wig for real?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Soo, like, where'd you get that wig?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Somebody else might want to wigfish somebody fish, So the
best of luck to her in her journey of collecting cash.
Other otherwise, we are in dry January. Is anybody practicing
dry Jane?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You're not drinking?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh no, I'm dry for five years. There you go
away and saving money.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But there is an alternative to dry January, and it's
called damp January. And Miller Light is really getting behind
damp January, which means you're still drinking, just not a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So it's Miller light. When trying to go the opposite
of dry January, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I like I like a miller, I like a butt,
I like a light. Sometimes this went to doctor ordered. Okay,
you worry about the bloating later, but damp January is
another way to call it so you can still feel
good about yourself, like moist January better.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, really.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It just sounds off the top.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, moist and bloated or that sounds disgusting. Okay, let's
just get off of that and go straight to back
to the khakis. All right, fellas, you need to get
your khakis out because we're looking for zoo keeper sexy. Now,
zoo keeper chic is where it's at. And a lot
of this has to do with Jurassic Park. So Jurassic
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Park came out last year and Jonathan Bailey's character had
his little glasses on, he had his little khakis on,
and it was really it was hot. It was, but
now it's hot for everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
To do it. I don't know, man, it's the move.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So they're calling it for twenty twenty. Yeah, probably could
people start to wearing bucket hats, which is essentially a
safari hat, a beekeeper hat, ohod beekeeper suit.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Beekeeper sexy. Cover your face. You don't know what you're
gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So if you're into it, zookeeper sexy.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
He wasn't a zoo keeper though, I.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Know, but you can't say. You can't say dinosaur keeper
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Wasn't he was like a scientologist or like.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He might be a scientologist. I mean a lot of
actors are, but more like a scientist.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know, he studied animals.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm just start talking