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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
To another episode, an epic episode of rap Reports Reality.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
The rap of Ports reality podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The reality podcast that you didn't know that you've been
waiting for.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You didn't know you've been waiting for, and you didn't
know you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Needed, but yet here we are are.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
My name is Kibi Rappoport.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It is an all rap ports reality podcast where we
talk all things about us, all things popular culture, all
things reality TV. And there's been a lot of reality TV,
a lot of rapaports reality in real life. Yes, I
want to say a lot of people have been asking me.
A girl asked me in Starbucks this morning. Yes, I
(00:58):
went back to Starbucks after I left you this morning
and this girl said to me, you told me you
were coming out with your podcast, Wrapper Ports Rally, and
I said, yes, it's out. I think we're on episode
seven or eight. And she said, I haven't been able
to find it. And I said, the reason why you
haven't been able to find it is because we haven't opened.
We haven't started our own feed that will be changing
(01:20):
effective immediately. Our feed is being under Iron Rappaport. But
the rap Ports Reality Feed will be coming next week.
I believe it's next I think it's a seventh, eighth
or ninth of May.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I can't remember it. There's too many things going on.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But wait till that means you'll be able to go
and look it up, and it will be.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You'll just be able to go on the corner and
be like, where's you could go?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Hey, Siri play rap ports, reality podcast and Cereal go
boom boom. So shout out to that girl who I
told to listen to the podcast who said she's been
looking who I saw at Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Shout out to everybody listening.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That was like a soft It's a soft launch, and
now we're gonna go big time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And the reason why it's good to soft launch is,
like I've said, with all podcasts, you think you know
what your podcast is going to be and hopefully it'll
take on a life of its own left unless it's
very specific like the Life and Times of Michael Jackson
or you know, a podcast specifically about Central Park. You're
not going to talk about vander Pump rules when you're
doing a podcast about Central Park. Right, and our podcast,
(02:23):
I feel like every single episode picks up more steam
I led today saying that rappaports reality is more about
you and me and the reality of being in a relationship.
As a rappaport, it's really about the reality of you
dealing with me.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's really what it's about. When it gets into the
like our personal life, it's like, how does a decent, upstanding, classy, smiley,
classy woman like yourself, how did.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I get locked up with a neanderthal like you?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, I mean, let's just talk about the last couple
of days. We could talk about fifteen minutes ago without
getting to graphic.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well that's not Yeah, I mean you you.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Said, look in the toilet, you animal.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's all I have to say.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And I go, fuck, I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You left the toilet seat up after you went in
there earlier this morning after we drove in from Connecticut.
We're in the city and you had to run in
the house emergency after the hour and a half traffic
drive into the city, and you ran in with an
emergency bathroom break. So you left the toilet seat up
previously from the morning's bathroom use. And I said, why
don't you go in the bathroom and check.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That out, but you said, check it out from this angle.
You said, yes, tell you when I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I got it, I'll clean it. Baby. I looked at it,
but you said, Babe, you shouldn't have to do that.
You went in, you got the bleach, you went in,
and then I said, no, I got it because I
do it better. This is this is our story. And
if you cleaned it up, you went and you put
everything in, you washed your hands. And then I went
from another angle and I said.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You did three feet and from a left from a
left side, you look at it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Said, babe, come here, come here.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
From this vantage this vantantam point. And when I looked
at from that vantage point, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Very disappointing to you still look like it looked like
a ship murder scene.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It still looked like a public bathroom.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Sure did.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But I fixed that too.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But see, but here's the thing, and I need one of.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Those scrub brushes. Okay, I need to get like attached
to my key chain, you know, like like you.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Know, everything for the couches, for everything.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
When we were in Connecticut this weekend, we got and
almost got into a little fight. But because you I
cleaned the house first of all I put on crisp,
clean white sheet.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The only reason why you just goes fucking that fucking
dryer some for something.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I want the dryer. You know, it has a wrinkle
prevention setting. It's it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's not preventing.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Ship I like the sheets, the pillowcases to look like
a hotel and these sheets. I got our organ and
you're not blah. I am a little when it comes
to the house I'm very clean.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I will say, even though Kibi is bougie and
I'm bougie, she don't want anyone else to do it.
She'll iron the house keeper.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's for another day. She quit. I'm going to find somebody.
But in the meantime, I like to do things because
I like it a certain way, sometimes in specific ways. Well,
the sheets anyway, so I get them on. It's nice,
you know, when you slide into the sheets and it's
just right and they're kind of cold, and Chris, well,
this guy over here likes to pick his nose and
then he gets that red, bloody booger.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
This is too much.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Some people like the truth.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Some people like the truth.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
So but the truth is is that I please, I say,
and then I sound like a nagging wife. I'm like, babe, like,
wait two days in to do your picking, because then
it's on the sheet and I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sound like a nice clean.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I want to enjoy the roots of my labor. Yes,
for at least two days. Yes, before there's like a
red streak of bourger stain on the Because I'm so
crazy that that stain that I did, I will take
the doubt cover off and do it all over again.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Listen, I understand it. You were right about the toilet,
and we cleaned it. Let I don't know if anybody
wants to get this deep into the reality. This is
the reality is this is the reality. But you know,
I like, I don't like, I don't do shit talk
booger talk, but but do let's let's talk about this.
Let's let's talk about babe.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I just had a full moment of what we're actually
talking about it and it is the reality of twice like,
who are we?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
This is disgusting that you think your podcast is just
gonna be about Sheena Shea and Tom Sandoval and then
the next thing you know, you haven't talked about.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Them for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, but I will say this to follow up on
our last couple of episodes because we have been talking.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wait all, I want to finish off the conversation because
you got mad at me when I was like, I said,
can you please not do it? And then you really
got mad, and I'd like to dish it out here.
Maybe we can take a poll and maybe we get
an emails podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Of like, who's right?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's no doubt you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I know, but I need you to be a little
bit more considerate because here's the thing. Let's just also
say this. You went downstairs and you're being a little
more activated in our life and helping out a lot
more in our because.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're very business.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Vacuum thing called the dice in that handback. You love
using that thing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I like that fucking thing, dice in hand.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's like a handstick. It's a dice in stick.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
That puppy. I just want to say if people are
considering getting plug in.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It's a battery operating.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it's chargeable.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
If you live in it, like in a place and
a home you got. You don't like dust.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It does rugs, it does carpets, it does wood floors,
it makes a nice sort of relaxing sound.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's not loud. The sound is calming.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Several setting too, and and that thing works. Yeah, you
like it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I like using a thing. And when you say go ahead,
I need an assignment, I'm not just gonna listen. I'm
a city person. I grew up in an apartment. Okay, one,
you know this is how I grew up. So I
don't like go like Saturday is not like, oh, we're
gonna go get the leads outside. But that's just not that.
But if you say you give me an assignment of cleaning,
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assignment within my range of what I'm capable of, I'll
do it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah. And then I need a break after a real
long break too. It's like you fluffed up the media room.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You take a brand.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
We went upstairs and I said, let's go downstairs and
get something to eat, and I go, let's eat in
the media room. And after you fixed it up.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't want my couch, right, don't you my couch?
I fold them blankets, you fluffed up the pillows, don't
sit on it. And then you took a lot out
of me to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I know, but this is what I'm saying. Once I
wash the sheets. I don't want bloody boogers.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Maybe on let's move on to personal problem number two.
We almost got into a physical altercation once again about
Trader Joe's jelly beans. Now, since the last podcast, you've
went back to Trader Joe's. Since the last podcast, you
decided you made an executive decision. You went into Trader
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Joe's to get one thing. You got that one thing,
and you came out with when you just let me
ask you this full transparency, how many boxes of jelly
beans did you buy when you went in there? Do
not lie to the world. Four? Okay, So all right,
so I knew you got four because we've we've eaten them.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You sure did. I didn't mean to. I didn't want you.
You don't need to participate. Those were mine, babe, what
we shouldn't anybody. My teeth are perfect. I have no
cavity's jack mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You had to get a tooth fix. My teeth are perfect, babe.
We have I slippery slippery slide happening here with the
j I know, I'm talking. I know. And now we're
like somebody just said they hate Tam. Yeah, Tammy said
I hate when people say I'm working on it, because
she said, what does that means? Well, No, I'm not
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working on I'm done. I'm done with sugar.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That was the last thing.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'm done because I realized it. It's affecting my emotional state.
Like it's like I am not happy the next day,
like it's a downer. It's an upper and then a downer.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And we're eating the jelly beans at seven, eight, nine,
ten o'clock. This week we watched The Jinks episode two,
and we're doing it like we earned some sort of like, oh,
we're watching the Jinks, Well, we should eat an entire
box of jelly beans or two.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
The second box is because you took half of my
first box.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And I took half of the second box.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It was basically, you should just give me my box
and you could have had your own box.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's true, but you don't even that. You don't even
need a box, and sugar is not your thing.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It has to stop. I know, I don't have to stop.
It's summertime, summer body.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You want your summer body.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
This ship's got stop.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I know I'm done. I'm done. We're back on we're
back on a serious, serious cleanse, like for real.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I don't know if it's a cleanse or like green
juice shit, but it's like, what is to stop with
the sugar?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You said you want to lose fifteen jump.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Off the sugar train, the fucking sugar.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, that's it, like truth, high five, done, done.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Okay, Okay, we have to stop it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's out.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Sick of it. I'm sick of my going.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
To those Trader jokes. I'm not going don't go on
to Trader Jos. I'm not going in and it's no.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Disrespect to Trader Joe.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I love it there, but it's a great place. I
told you, it's hell fire in there. Okay, that's it.
We're done with sugar, done with shne with sugar.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Moving on. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So babe, we have something to look forward to and
there will be no jelly beans involved this weekend Sunday.
Guess what's that?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I have a question? Yeah, are we so bad with
the sugar that we need to start watching our shows
the next day in the afternoon because during the day
we don't eat the goddamn joy.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, it's just that it's like the witching hour, So should.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We like be like you two animals, can't help yourself,
You can't get it control of yourself. So now that
New Jersey Real Housewives of New Jersey's coming back, are
we able to even watch it at Sunday nights?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We might have to be like you know, you're in
time out. You got to watch it the next.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Day if we can go, Because full transparency, we can't
go a day without sugar, So we just have to
get through that first three days without it. Today is
going to be our first like if we and we
even have to cut out fruit sugar, I think.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Fine, but those aren't those they don't affect me the
same way they affect you. Like I just like if
it just can't anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
All right, Jersey Jersey's coming Sunday night, I cannot wait.
Well here, I need bad. I need it bad. We
need it bad. But I'm a little afraid that this
cast is so separate.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm afraid that this cast is so separate and full transparency.
We know that this cast is separate because when you're
listening to the rap Ports Reality Reality of Rappaports podcast,
we are insiders, yes, and full transparency. You brought up Dolores.
She said, I missed Delors this morning. I texted Dolores
before this podcast. How are you? How you? How's Paulie?
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How's Frankie Guns? How's Frankie Junior? How's your family? She said?
So good? Miss you, Michael, how's KEEBI? Love you? How
are you?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
She said, You're gonna love this season?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh good good, I'm really excited. You know what?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And when she says you're gonna love this season, she
means that it's gonna be nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yes, no, I see that. I see that it's gonna
be nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's gonna be nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
When I came in from getting my teeth clean, I
saw that you were had on the TV episode three
and she was on the.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Screen episode no, season three. Okay, I didn't recognize.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I don't even remember her being on.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, yeah, wow, I mean with Demanzos, with a
Manzo Carolyn Manzo babe. But they all a lot of
them have new taglines.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh yeah, so'd you see that?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I saw it online? So I'm gonna say if you
want you to guess who they are.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Wait a second, you heard them say it?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Or you're gonna know I'm gonna read them.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh shit, Okaya, hold hold on, let me get let
me get focused here, let me get let me get
focused here.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
These are new taglines for this season.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, just get just I'm gonna give you a couple.
You guess who it is. Okay, you can try to
tear me down, but this tree just keeps on growing.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Teresa.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh wow, that's good.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, because this tree, she'll be like, it's tree, It's tree,
suns tree right right, he calls me tree.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh that that's obvious. Doloress is the audience. I'm bougie,
unbothered and above your drama.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm bougie, unbothered and above your trauma.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's not jen Aiden. Nope, that's got to be a
newer girl. That's not the worst.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
But you are.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So who is it who you're turning me on the
Who is it? It's Danielle Cabra, total right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't I gotta say, daniel I don't know if
you're above the drama. You you came cyrus.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You came in like a wrecking ball.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
She sure did. While you're taking cheap shots, I'm taking screenshots. No,
Margaret Josephs because she she receipts.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Let me tell you something, baby, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
She comes with the receipts.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm so excited for real housewives in New Jersey. When
you talk about feel good TV, when you talk about
New York, New Jersey, iconic characters throughout all the craziness,
throughout the Joe Gorga, throughout the tars In, throughout the
Teresa throughout What's Melissa Gorga, throughout all of it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
We still have the primetime players of New.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Jersey, thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And watching season three episode five, yo, that beef that
they've been having Teresa and Joe Gorger. Yeah, they act
like they're a divorced couple.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I know. It's it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Like a brother and a sister. It shouldn't be this
hard to get along. You're not ex wife, ex husband.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Now that's what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
And it goes on and on, and you're talking about
my husband.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You're talking about my wife. But you started talking about
my husband first.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, you said this about my wife first.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's like me and my sister used to be really close.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Like it's my parents raise us to be like this.
Mommy and Daddy raised us to be like this and
this is what you do. This is what you do
to your brother Tree. This is what it is to.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Walk into the house and see it went back that
far and here we are today and its and it's
never gonna get better. It's done.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's never gonna act their brother and sister.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's whack. It's really what it should not be.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Anything like this is insane. It's it's literally like a
romantic affair, like some fatal attraction.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's like, I fucking hate my brother to the point
where like there's like a true blue family feud and
it's going on and on and on and on and on.
That being said, you know, we had a little offscreen beef.
I had a little problem because the last time I
was on Watch What Happens Live, they asked me a question.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I don't even remember what the question was, but it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Was basically, are you team Melissa, team Teresa Gorga Teresa Judas?
And quickly, because it was a speed thing, I answered
Teresa and full transparency. I got a phone call. Me
and Michael Rockport got a phone call via Margaret Joseph's
from Joe and Melissa Gorga.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
They were not happy with that.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And I was like, you're my fucking people first of all,
and no disrespect. I love all you guys equally. They
took the ship to heart like and I said, it
was a speed question on life.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Gee, what do you want from me?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's really true what we found with a lot of
the people on Housewives, They really do want you to
make a choice and make an alliance. Remember at Bravo
Khan when we were on the plane coming back and
Teresa was what was going there?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Also?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Did we fly there with us? We flew to and
from Teresa and Louis. Yeah, and the same they were
sitting behind.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
We can't skip over that. I'm going to say that again.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
We flew to Las Vegas and back from Las Vegas
with Teresa and Louis.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm gonna let that land.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And Jen Ayden and her husband doctor Bill, Doctor Bill,
they were on our flight and Uba was behind us
from Housewives of Names, and there's a.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Couple of other ones that I know we're forgetting.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
No, that was that was right behind they were sitting.
We're all in our same section. But Teresa when she
first walked on, she looked at you like, hmmm, whose
side on you? Michael right, she was really and then
leaving after because we you know, you did a panel
with the other team, not her. You know, it just
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was messy, like we were like, whoa, we could not
be on reality television with these people.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
This would be the allegiances, long story short, the allegiances
that they expected from me are as insane as you
would imagine, and I'm always surprised by it. I'm like, guys,
it's a fucking show, and why don't look at you?
I look at you, I'm fair, I love you all.
I look at you like characters from a show like
(19:33):
not Slanding, like Friends, like Dallas, you know, General Hospital.
I don't look at you like actual people in real life,
in real life. I'm like, oh, you know, it's a
shit no for them. This is the real McCoy.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But that's kind of unfair of us because they are
real people.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, I know, but I have made it clear.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Melissa Gorga, Joey Gorga, ak Tarzan, Teresa Judice, even Louis.
We hugged it up with Louis.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
We yelled, we had to cry with Louis.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We cried with Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We shared with him and said, hey, life is rough
for us too.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, we we said, we get it, Louis, and it's
just a show.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The pajamas we did. We said it was just the entertainment.
I said, we're doing entertainment like you're doing entertainment.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We get it, and we're fans. We're fans like our
heart Peter Patters when we see you, Louisa, he not
understanding what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
No, he didn't understand. Well, you know what, they're in it.
They're in it in a different way.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
We get it.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
But we're looking forward to the uh Sunday big time
with no jelly.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Beans, babes. No, let me tell you right now.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
If we come back and I know you have a
will to win, I do you have the mama mentality?
If we come back on the next episode, we can't
lie to the fans. We can't sit here and say, yo,
vander Pump happened the same night we recorded or the
first episode of Jersey. And after telling ourselves and telling
(21:02):
you guys, we're not gonna stuff our faces like dogs,
like hungry dogs.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
If we do that, we're gonna feel not good.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
We need to make gains at inter Neet week because
if we do good into next week.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, we we just need three days, Like I said,
three days and once I get three days without sugar
because it's every day for me, Sugar's every day. So
I like, I just need three days to get out
of my system and I'll be good.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm just letting you know this is all being documented now,
So if we have to come back with our heads down.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I know, babe, come on, just like that.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Doesn't sound like a champion though.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Ray, Let's go team. You're listening to Rappaport's reality. We'll
be right back.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Let's let's move out of Jellybean's move out of Jersey.
What is happening with Dree You told me the other day.
Something's happening with They're threatening to make Derete a friend
to kill.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Because is apparently not sharing everything about her relationship with
p K, and if she doesn't, they're threatening to her
to make her just a friend because p K apparently
or allegedly is staying at a hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That makes me sad. Me too, It makes me sad
that they're breaking up or potentially breaking up.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'd never like to see the housewives and the house
husbands have any problems, especially when there's kids involved, and
the fact that they're threatening.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Now this is all online rumors, but usually these online
rumors when the houses.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
They have some degree of truth. You know, if she's
not sharing her whole life listen, then they're like, got
to bring it. But Kyle then them didn't share everything.
Kyle didn't, that's right. And she didn't say everything about
her relationship with Morgan until the end. And really we
don't know. They're supposedly just friends, but I.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Think no, they're not just friends.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
No, they can't just be friends.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
They're not just friends. Well we need listen.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
They can't be dropping like flies left and right, and
unless you bring it back. Lisa Renna and Lisa Rinn.
I saw her on the Red carpet with her and
her daughters. I mean, I don't know who was more
excited to be fit, Like Lisa Renna was literally like
having a fucking spaz out attack being videotaped and shot
on the red carpet for some event with two of
(23:29):
her model doors.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I mean, I would be that.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
That's kind of fun though, to be with your kids
all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But they were all like it was just the video
was but the kids are I mean, it's listen. Both
of her kids are hot, young supermodels. I really would
love Lisa Renna to come back me too, because she's
she brings it, she's buck wild.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Speaking of Red Carpet, Rihanna was talking about The Valley
and makes sense because the last episode was really bring it,
and I think we have to double back and say, Okay,
this is what we were looking for from the Valley.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I needed some fucking I needed some noise yep, and
they brought it. Jack's Kristen Doty. They can't do everything, Nope,
And that last episode of The Valley ended. I don't
know how many episodes this season's gonna have, but that
last episode with the big blow up, Jesse went nuts.
Jesse went nuts. Dodi's husband or Dotie's husband, she wishes
(24:30):
Dodi's boyfriend and him looked like they were getting into beef.
Jesse was like, yo, what's good?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And Jack's was there and the wife. It was the
drama that we neededically now we're talking. Now we're talking,
we're in the we're cooking, we're cooking with gas.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yes, because because we were at the point.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Where it was like we were like a snoozefest.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Should we be watching this?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Is this at our standards?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm not going to just watch to watch like I'll
watch to watch until I don't need to watch anymore. Yeah,
you know, because as little as I am emotionally invested
in like Summerhouse, I'm entertained. As little as I'm emotionally
invested in Martha's Vineyard, I'm entertained.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
They're entertaining and they're.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Likable, right, all of them are likable.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Now, if this valley wants to be a ship show, cool,
but you got to pick make it and let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You're right, you're saying the truth, babe, you're saying the truth.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
So right now the valley is back to you know too.
You know, a palm trees up because the kind of
trees they have in the valley.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah that California has palm trees.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, But isn't there a specific kind of tree
they have in the valley.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, Santa Monica. They're kind of everywhere. There's some in
Beverly Hill. There's a palm trees that's kind of a
California tree. Yeah that's not not native, but they brought
them from Florida.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's the California tree. Yeah, what are you feeling about
the valley? Are you in the same Are you in
the same PAGEO.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I'm in the same page. I felt the same way
watching I said, here we Go. I like the ending
where that the one two three fourth wall gets broken,
right when when she's like, you don't want me to
go there? You know, and they when somebody says, basically,
you don't want me to tell all the shit? You know.
I like it the show. I'm gonna take I'm about
to take it beyond the show. I really like it.
(26:19):
Let's see what what goes on tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I just had a fantasy. We talked on this podcast.
I talked on the Iron Wrapperport serial podcast about being
unfollowed by Rihanna.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, I was devastated for you.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I just had a fantasy. What do you think about
a double date?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Because if Rihanna's watching Housewives asap, Rocky is certainly watching
them because she's all in it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, she's all in it. She even said, and that
she said, and by this point, Andy should pay me.
Do you say that?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Does that means she watches all of the shows? Because
she said to the person. You should start just on
any of the shows, like start anywhere she was. She said,
vander Pump started at the very beginning and just just play. Yeah,
that's that's where we're at. That's where we feel like
you should reach out to her and just be like, listen,
me and you both we just have affinity for reality shows.
DM her and be like, I'm sorry, re read.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't know what it is political views aside.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, you know, and I have affinity for reality and
I would.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like to offer a double date with jelly beans or
without jelly beans to you and asap Rocky to watch
a show of your choice, or to discuss a show of.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yourn and discuss the show of your choice.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
We that would be sick if we got Rihanna on
the podcasts and we're like, we're not talking music, we're
not talking career, we're not talking gossip. We're not talking
about your relationship. We're only talking housewives, we're only talking
vander Pump, We're only talking reality TV. That would be fun.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I think we can bring the world together if we
did that.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't know why she followed you. It's really sad.
It's part of what's giving me a little.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's fine, It's fine. We'll get her back. I'm telling you,
we will get Rihanna back on.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I mean, listen, she's her. I gave you as a
hall pass, like I know, this is terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I know, and I love Asap Brocky. I went to
school with his uncles or cousins or some shit like that.
I know what we have to fix that. You have
to make that right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
We have to make it right. We've got to figure
out why it happened for.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
We don't need to ask questions. We just have to
make it right.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Let's see if we can make that.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Because if we ask questions, it goes too deep in
the nation show, and we don't want a deep relationship.
We only want to talk reality. We don't want to
talk gossip. We don't want to talk about when your
next album's coming out. No, I don't give a fuck
when your next records coming out?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
To me? Do you feel re read about the Valley?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
How do you feel about this season of vander pump
Rules post scandal? How hype do you re read for
New Jersey to be airing this weekend? Do you in
Asap Rocky stuff your fucking faces.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
With jelly beans or what said sugar? Do you eat
during reality TV shows?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
You're just smoking blunts? Like what? And where are the
kids are?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
In a different way with them and in a real
time you watch it during the daytime.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Like all this, how do you view your watching?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
So break the fucking internet?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Oh my gosh, the Rappaports and re re the Rappaport's
re re and asap, Rocky, that.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Would be fucking sick.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, we're putting it out to what's my name?
Oh no, wiggedy, what's my name? It would be fantastic anyway, babe.
All right, well we made our goals personally. We have
our shows this week that we're excited about. We have
our new jersey.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, we're looking forward to uh Arianna's boyfriend coming into
the next episode.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Do you think she's still with that boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yes? Yeah, she still with him, right, sure, yeah, I
think she really likes him.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
All right, Well, I wish her luck. I wish them
all luck, and I wish everybody else luck.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And like I said, the Rappaports reality feed will be
up asap.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
If you have a question, you have a concern.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Uh DM me DM Rappaports Reality. Follow us on Instagram,
rap Aports Reality, Michael.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Rappaport and Katie Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
And we're done.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
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