January 26, 2026 • 49 mins
Gizelle and Robyn discuss WWHL, shady mechanics, new cars, panties, His & Hers, streaming shows, opening others mail, the wash-cloth debate, Oura rings, ‘Ghost’ from Power, kid’s shoes, a new Shady fan, Reasonable or Shady dilemmas, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I'm Jiselle Bryant.
What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
being here with us. One second your yo yo yo,
y'all in doubling thank you. As the episode is this
two twenty to fourteen to ten. I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We don't know what I know this is, but we
here yeah here still mild right, yes, season six, I know,
get into it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's great, it's fun. No, I love it. Yeah, okay,
so shady moment. I would like to share my shady Okay,
go first, and this happened like last week, so bear
with me. So was that? Watch what happens like okay,
(01:06):
and you know the audio guy ye, black eye, black guy. Yeah,
nice looking guy. Yeah, nice guy. I can safely say
I might have flirted with him or time or two.
And you know he doesn't He completely ignores me. Yeah,
he doesn't engage. He does his job, mind you. He's
the best micer out here.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, because I don't realize that I was miked.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah exactly, so they'd be like, all right, robbing, you're ready.
I'm like, wait, I'm not. I wasn't micd it, and
I'm like, oh I must. So just so that y'all know,
when you when you get a mic put on your body,
they have to kind of like touch your body, so
it's an intimate thing. But so he used to do
that to me, like he would mic me. I wouldn't
(01:51):
even know I was miked. So it's like he's like
a ninja. And I said to him one time, I'm like,
so you just you're just gonna be all up on
me and not say hi, like is that what we're doing?
So now he does speak to me, he does say Hi, Gazelle,
and then he mics me. Okay, So I had on
a dress that was see through, and but I had
on a body suit underneath a thong bodysuit. Huh, like
(02:16):
a thong for a sea through dress, so we could
see your butt cheeks. Okay, so it's watch what happens,
Like you're never going to see the back of me. Okay, yeah,
but it just so happened. I just picked up the
thong body suit to go under this anyway. Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, So if you someone did see the back of you.
They would see your butt cheeks. They would see my
butt cheeks.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So CAL was like, you do know you can see
your butt cheks, which I cannot really realize. Okay, So
all right, because the dress was thick, but it was
kind of like a chain material. It is kind of weird.
All right. So the buttons in the back, it was
buttoned in the back, and the buttons were were not
close together. Okay, so you can really see my butt cheeks. Okay.
(02:56):
So the ninja comes in too, mic Me, and I'm
like kind of excited because I'm just like, you know,
it's my guy. You're like, who my bun cheeks are?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I was like, don't get excited back there, don't
get excited, and he said yeah okay, and so I
thought he didn't hear what I said.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So I was like, you might see some action back there,
and he was like yeah, and continue to ninja mike
me and was out and I was like, no, you
will not ignore my but cheeks.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You will not. He is like, I will not be
caught up in.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Any type of sexual harassment herprasments accusation.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was giving him the green lights. Yeah, I'm taking it.
He's not taking an opportunity playing taking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
He's like, no one will ever be able to say
that I said anything inappropriately. Once you made you feel uncomfortable,
you won't ignore my butt cheeks, Like, but cheeks are
there for you to say something.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He probably saw them, but there's no way he can
miss it. He was like, he's like, yeah, yeah, you
know he's a you as not yes, but me for
the record between him and Doug. You know Doug audio Doug, Yes,
they are my favorite audio. Oh I love Jim too. Okay,
so I love all three of them. Very hard to pick,
(04:16):
but watch it happens live. I don't want to say
his name. I do is know his same I don't
want to say it. I don't but love him. Okay, yes,
and feel free next time my butt cheeks are out
to at least say, you know, nice cheeks, right, yes, No,
I like what I see back here. Keep doing what
you're doing. Because Doug would have said that. Doug would
have been like, I see what you're working with Jazelle
right right right.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But that's see this guy, he's like his interactions are
very short, and he they are. He interacts with a
lot of different people and he don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes people, yes, what they are really like, what's gonna happen? Yeah? Yeah,
but he does know me and he knows like I mean,
come on now, I was just trying to get some
and Cal was like, oh, he gave you no play.
I said, no, he did not.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's seen them little lawsuits left, you know that people
throw out left and right.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, but I did love it because he's you know,
at least he's professional. Yeah, yeah, what you got?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, So recently I took my car in for routine service.
You know, it tells you whatever that certain mileage, it's
time to take a car and whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So I took it for service and you know what,
they like.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Say, okay, well we'll look at it. We'll send you
like the estimate whatever, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah them suckers. Yeah, because rain drove. That's me an estimate.
What was wrong with the car?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
There's nothing wrong with it. It's just a routine maintenance.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, got it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ten maintenance right, Okay, So I do need tires and
there was something saying about like coolant level whatever, so
just okay, check everything whatever. The routine maintenance is like,
let me know what needs to be done. So, but
when you have routine maintenance, and they also just check
the car for like what else? Right, Yeah, do you
need new breaks? Do you need blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Dumbsuckers sent me an estimate and I did the math.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Uh huh and the math said like seventy two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And I'm like, oh you and that car, Like what wait,
whit okay? What did they want you to get?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Spires, spark plugs, tires, oil?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was like it was crazy. So it's not in
your pack. You didn't get that in your package?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, because it's not I think. I'm like outside of my.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How long you ever had the car that mom?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I drive a lot I have, Like, oh I met
like I'm almost a fifty thousand miles.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So you this is not a least m m oh okay,
so you bought it, bought it? So I bought it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So then I said, well, I'll be back, give me
my car back.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Because I'm about to sell this shit, Like really, I don't.
I'm just like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So now I'm like I don't know what to do
because I'm like seven to spend seven thousand dollars, I
think you should on routine maintenance is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, that's ridiculous. I think you do the things that
are mandatory. Yes, in order for the car to work,
which would be I need tires. So I need the tires.
So I got the tire package, right, And I want
to say hallelujah because somebody this should be my shady moment.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I thought I got the tire package. Yeah, they said
I didn't, but I thought I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So somebody, I think targeted me. This should be in
my shady moment, but it's not. But so I think
somebody targeted me because somebody twice in five four or
five weeks, I had a screw in the side wall
of my tire. So you I didn't roll over. Now
you'll put that in. So y'all have decided y'all gonna
(07:43):
come FAJE wagons. I don't know, but I rolled it
up to the to the Mercedes dealship and I'm like, YO,
handle this and it is a nine hundred dollars tire.
Thank god, because I've gotten three new tires. Thank god.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I got that package. Well, so I have that, you know,
what so the tires is free. Yes, I do have
that package. So that's like the tire hazard like like
that's if something happens to your tire tire when your
tires are just like you're worn down.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, then that's a different thing. You gotta buy it. Yes,
and I need like four tires. But anyway, it's like
seventy two hundred dollars. That's crazy. Yes, I'm like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I'm like, okay, but how long.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Have you had the car? Two years? You lying?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
All they tripping right, they're tripping two years too.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm gonna got in like November two years ago, in November, yeah,
two years.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah I remember, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I say,
just yeah it gets get some new tires, get two
at a time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah yeah, this is twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We're doing what's necessary. We're not doing extra shit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So crazy, So I'm gonna I'll send it back and
I definitely have to get the tires. But I'm just
like auto other nonsense.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I might be ranger over y'all tripping. I might
be switching out to something.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No to what's anything out there? You like, I say,
you know, I know that's the thing I like elect Trick.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Does range Rover have an electric now they have a
high Bred?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think, okay with the Defender, I don't know. I'm
not quite sure, but I'm not sure that I want
to stay with range Rover. Yeah, I kind of want
to like maybe switch it up. Okay, So I don't know, Okay,
check out check out the world and see what.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I'm like, so like, I'm kind of like I want
to switch my car, and I'm like, I don't know
that I want to pay seven thousand maintenance.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's crazy. That's that's an absolute no. Yeah no, that's crazy,
absolutely crazy. Yeah. Okay, all right, So we've got some
people that have written in to us and we'd like
to share. This is from Amanda ben Ford. She says, Hi, ladies,
hie Amanda forty seven and two kids. Yes, we are
(09:47):
wearing panties. If I or cough without crossing my legs,
it's all right. I love the show. Ab So. A
couple of weeks ago, we I asked because I said
I was, I lived my life pantyless. Yes, I don't
have on any panties right now, and but I do
(10:10):
have on a onesie underneath this. Okay, so maybe that's panties.
I don't know anyway. Okay, so this is a body suit.
You're saying this is underneath here because I didn't know
what I was gonna wear. I have like a like
a spanx. No, it's like a shorts like spaghetti strap.
Why do you have all that? Because originally that's what
(10:34):
I was gonna weary, and then it's I didn't realize
it was twenty two degrees outside, so then I brought
other things, got it? Yeah, anyway, so you still don't
you still wear panties. Yes, I'm doing It's like a
normal person. I'm still I like to be free. No,
I can't be free. I just like I mean, you
(10:56):
have like bodily function.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I do sweat, and I don't have like this oscillation.
I don't have a uterus.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, so there's just there's no there's nothing here. Okay, Yeah,
there's nothing happened. Yeah, maybe I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, So yeah, I guess without a uterus, then that
changes things.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That changes things. Yeah. So before my surgery, yes, I
wore panties, okay, just because but I was starting to
hate them. Yeah, I was sortayly just like hate having
to wear panties all the time. They get stuck up
your butt, crack, you get a wedgie. I just didn't
really like it. So now that I've abandoned ship, I'm happy. Okay, yeah, okay,
(11:38):
but forty seven two kids, Yeah, if you're coughing a season,
there might be some action, right, yes, okay, so this
is from Karen Ford. Wait, did Gazelle state on the
podcast from the week of one twelve, twenty twenty six
that she regularly wears nonies, even as she confessed to
(12:03):
when she is wearing tights and the cat suit that
she wore on the podcast in question? Yes, what about
kitty litter? I don't have kitty litter? Okay, don't. I mean,
what the hell? Okay, it's one thing not to wear
(12:24):
a panty, liar, but oh but no panties with leggings
and cat suits. Right, that's screaming for some sort of
infection or something. Giselle, we love you, but put some
panties on, actually says put on draws. I think I'm
(12:44):
in the minority. Okay, nice me and Ashley.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, wait, before we get too deep in letters, Yeah,
I want to talk about like TV shows that I've
been watching.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay, there's a.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Couple of shows like I was like, okay, Netflix is
doing their thing right. They keep like putting out these
new shows, a lot of little like mystery thriller type shows.
Because Emily and Paris came back and I love that show.
Oh really, yeah, that's not a mystery.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's not Emily and Paris is just like similar to
like Sex and the City.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh really okay, okay, so that's why I've never seen that.
So that's on Netflix. Yes, oh okay, So what season
is this for them?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Four? Okay? I think four? And is this one? So
like do they drop all the episodes at once or yes?
The way they drop off all and it's actually I
think Darren Starr who did Sex and the City. Oh,
he's the EP on this. And the girl goes to
pair American girl goes to Paris and you know, she
has boyfriends and breaks up and it's it's cute. It's cute. Yeah,
(13:46):
all right, okay, check it out. I'll check it out. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So did you watch The Beast in Me? Is that
with Claire Danes?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yes, you watch that. I can't believe. I can't believe
I even remembered I watched it. Yes, that's with her.
Somebody died, right she.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So she was the author? Yes, yes, yes, that was good. Yes,
that was really good. I highly recommend that one.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And I watched it because I love her from Homeland.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yes, yeah, but you know, it's crazy like watching her
on this show, it's like she's she felt like the
same character from Homeland, like her whole just the way
she played that character.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It felt like what was the what was her name
on Homeland?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Damn, m M, I can't remember, but she was but
she Yeah, she definitely was was that same character. And
actually I think the man, the main character actor he
was up for for something.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, the older guy with the beard and everything. Oh wait,
like the crazy guy, the I'm missing mixing up show.
I know these so many of them you get mixed up.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes, he was good. Yeah, yeah, he was really good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So he was nominated for what a ward show just
came on, the Golden the Golden Globe. Yes, yeah, he
was nominated for a Golden Globe.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah. Taylor was. By the way, Claire Danes was nominated
and Tianta Taylor won. Yes, so congratulations to her. We
love her.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I was kind of shocked, not that she won, but that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Movie I couldn't get with. I didn't see the movie.
I didn't even hear about the movie. I was like,
where have I been? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It was I don't I don't understand why this movie
was nominated for anything.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
In the movie? Is this the one with Leonardo? That's
probably why Leonardo paid for it. I guess I was like,
I started to watch it and I stopped him, like,
what is it? Was she good in it? She was good,
but she she kind of mid way. You didn't like even.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
See her anymore. So she wasn't even in like the
whole thing. So I think she was surprised that she
won because like her role wasn't really that yet.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But I congratulates listen, listen and if anything like her
body should make her win everything right?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So, yes, the Beast in Me is great. It's a
thriller mystery. Highly recommend that. And then did you watch
His and Hers?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So I I'm going I'm going to because I'm doing
a lot of traveling, okay, and that's downloaded. I'm ready, Okay,
but what have you heard about it? Oh? Shoot, it's
not good? No, no, no, I just want to know, what
have you heard about it? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Nothing, nothing, but you know that you want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah it was like recommended. It was like the top
pick or something. Okay, yeah, all right, so you hated it?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, no, I'll just say this, And I'm I guess
I'm spoiling it for people or whatever, not spoiling it.
But so when I'm like on threads or whatever, it
was just like NonStop people his and hers, his and hears,
and they keep talking about how great it is and
has all these twists and turns and the you know,
the big reveal whatever, like you.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Know you're just going to be surprised. Yah blah blah blah.
Let me take it as a field recorder. It could
be nothing. I think we both know it's not nothing.
And I don't want the world and no woman's dot
right now. We can't give you any more than that.
That's all we got that detective artwork. What was with
(17:00):
that reporter? It's my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So when I go in watching it, I'm like, now
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
For all those what could be like the big thing?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yes, okay, And so I figured it out and like
by like episode three.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Damn well, I don't have any expectation, right, yeah, I
mean it was good. It was good.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I just feel like when it's hard, because it's
like when people recommend it shows you you want people
to say, like, yes, it's good, yeah, this, you know,
twist and.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Turns, blah blah blah. But then when you go to
watch it, it's like you're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You can't just watch it just yeah and beach shocked,
just like figured it out, high expectation.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Then you're like let down. Yes, yeah, yeah, kind of
like wicked. Oh was it? No, it was good. I
liked it. Okay, Okay, you still haven't seen it, you know,
I would know. I'm not gonna know. So Industry is back, okay,
which is on HBOS. I've never seen that. Yeah, they're
probably on season five now, which is like it's a
(18:01):
investment company in London.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, And so that's what they got from Homeland, right, No,
he was billions.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, he's billions, high stake investment stuff going on. They'd
be stabbing each other in the back of all that.
So and it's very much like they're just trying to
get to the next level. Yeah, So I that's coming
back on er. Did you ever see er?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Not R?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
What's the other one? Not R? Shoot? The Pit? The Pit?
The Pit? Pit is amazing, is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So I started watching it, like the first season, yeah,
a little while ago, and I just couldn't get into
it into it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I done the Pit like from the jump. You loved it,
I think so because it was like intense.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Really yeah, I was just I was waiting for it,
like because that's another one. I heard so many good
things and it was high regmended. People kept just, you know,
recommending the Pit and I'm watching it. I'm like, I'm
not I'm not catching not feeling it, okay, but but
I keep hearing that it's good.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
So okay, yeah, I'll try again. I enjoyed it. I
enjoyed it, and so that's coming back on. So I'm
super excited about that. And then I've been watching the okay.
So I remember I told you I've been watching The
Chosen It and it's about like the story of Jesus. Yes, okay.
So now I'm in season five and I hate to
start season five because this is when Jesus dies. Oh,
(19:21):
and I don't want to see that. Oh. I don't
know what to do? Yeah, how many episodes? I mean,
how many seasons do they have? They're very short seasons.
They're like eight episodes. Okay, so this is this is five.
I think this is. This will bring me up to date. Okay.
I don't want Jesus to die, y'all. I know he
had to die for my sins. Yeah, but jeez, right,
(19:41):
like we know how that story ends. I know. Okay,
but I'm gonna keep watching. I love it. It's really good.
That was the one I was trying to remember. I'm like,
just sell it. I couldn't remember the name.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yes, but I don't find you to be that spiritual.
I'm not, so you might not necessarily get into it.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But that's one. But Carter is really into like the Bible,
and oh he would love it. Yeah, so I want
to watch it with him. He would absolutely love it.
So do you find that this is? This is what's
funny to me. So like people that you've known for
a long time and then and then all of a sudden,
they're like, you know, trying to quote the Bible, and
You're like, you ever get a Bible? Where did you
(20:20):
pick that up from? Did you steal it from the
last hotel. You're never too late. It's never too late,
but like sometimes it's very what's the word when it's
it's convenient, it's it's very convenient for all of a
sudden you quote in Jesus.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, anyway, I'll never pretend.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, but I mean I'm a firm believer in the Lord,
and I you know, to God be the glory, of course.
But if you all of a sudden it was like
quoting John three sixteen, I'd be like, what, yeah, you know,
even though you know, I did see something that Charlemagne.
Charlemagne was on a he was doing an interview, and
(21:01):
he was like I had to watch it like twice
because I was like, Charlamagne, you speaking to me? Talk
would talk that talk. So he was like, you know,
whatever whatever God has for me, like I'm ready, right,
like let's get it, of course, and which is of course,
but just to hear him say it in just plain
English was nice. It was refreshing. So Charlemagne re right
(21:23):
there preaching, Okay, if you want to give us more money,
feel free. God has moved him in that direction anyway. Okay,
I do have a question.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is the word pronounced interesting or interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I say interesting, okay, but people do say interesting. Yes.
I think there's too many syllables interesting, interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I feel like I say both, I say it both ways,
and then I get tripped up because I'm like, wait
a minute, and which I say?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Am I wrong? I was supposed to say it? So
this should be? This is probably easy to figure out
because it's done. The dictionary give you the vernacular, or
give you the like the yeah, the pronunciation kind of yes,
and that should that should tell you interesting, interesting or
interesting because interesting is probably five syllables, right.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But also, I guess we don't say the word. So
if the if you just say interest, you don't say interest.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Right right? You say interesting? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, so I guess we should I just answered that yeah, yeah,
because yeah, I'll catch myself say interesting or interested, and
then I'm like, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I guess not. No, you're not No, you're not right interesting? Yeah?
I like that we are very interesting, Yes, we are
not interesting. I'll be both wrong, all right? Okay, this
is from Kendram.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, hey, Kendra, Hi, guys, love you both so much,
so tell me am I being reasonable or shady? Back
in December, I got a package for the previous owners.
I texted my neighbor who's friends with them, because I
assumed it might be a Christmas gift. Days went by,
(23:14):
no one came to get it, so naturally I opened it.
The girl shady right there. You stopped the whole Thank
shady girl.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What are you talking about? Just not have your name
on the box? Okay? Go ahead? So wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I would do yes, but you went and waited a
couple of days. You'd have done on the first day,
and then I would have been like I would have
opened it and I'd be like, oops, I didn't realize
this didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Have my name on it, right right? I was doing
that together. So the kids were home and they were
like all their Christmas presents was coming that they were
ordering for people, and I was opening everything and then
they started screaming at me, and I was like, I
know I didn't have my name on it, right, you
see y'all being here, I'm just opening box. Yeah. I
was like, what's this.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They'd be like, mom, okay, all right, sorry, but no
I would know damn well didn't have my name right,
and I'd be like, oh no, what this is?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
And do you do it so that you can tape it.
I'm gonnact like you didn't open it? No, okay, no, no, okay,
all right, open it? Okay, So naturally I opened it.
By the way, I have done this and now I'll
have a story afterwards. But what's the name, Heather Kendre Kendri,
you're shady? Okay, yes, she said it was a yetty tumbler.
I've been using it ever since. Oh, this was for me. Listen, listen,
(24:32):
So I'm out of house, and I don't even want
to say because I don't in case people are listening.
I don't want them to come for me. So a
lot of stuff would come for the previous owner for
like a minute, and like these very nice sweaters came
and I wear them. Seeing Kendrew shady, I'm being shady,
(24:54):
I had to had to think back, like I just
did the same thing like six months ago. Oh yeah,
but like they came in handy because sometimes it's a
little chili at night, so I just throw them speaders
on child. They are so three of them, so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Did the when the package came, you clearly knew it
was from a clothing company.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
A bunch of stuff came and I just started opening everything.
So actually I got I got sweaters, I got press
on nails, I got, I got saw I think, laundry detergent. Yeah,
I got a whole all kinds of things. They didn't
need that anymore, and they never know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know, it's so funny now that we're talking through this.
I can't remember exactly what it was, but one of
the townhouses that lived in we moved out, and there
was a package I was waiting for and I went
to the house and I'm like, do you have my package?
And they were like no. But now that I think
about it, they probably had my back, and it's karma
(25:51):
because you've probably done this. Well, no, you haven't been
I haven't. You've always had new places.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I've always been new. Yeah, huh yeah, I've never had it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, So she says, fast forward over a month later,
and my neighbor randomly texts asking if the package is still.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
On my porch. I said, no, I haven't seen it
in a while. And she takes a step right from
the yetti. She said.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
My husband says, I'm shady, but I feel like that's
what's actually shady is circling back about a package.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
A month later, that's actually not shady. But ma'am, you're fine,
it's yours. And they say possession is ten seven tenths
of the law. Possession is seven tenths of the law. Huh,
possession is seven tenths of the law. So if you
have it in your possession seven out of ten times
it's yours, or you won't. You'll be found not innocent.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yes, so she's innocent by the law. But is she
shady for opening their package?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Number one? Yes, she's shady, Robin shady, I'm shady, right
because we all did it. And then number two, you
see the yetti and.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It was only and this is mind you, it was
only days that went by when she opened the package.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
So she didn't even have the patience to wait oh week,
oh week. Yes, I mean I would have given them.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
See the thing is, she knew that the neighbors knew them, right,
So it wasn't like she got the package and she's.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Like, I don't know these people.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't know how to contact them, Like I don't
you know what I mean? So she had a way
to contact them. Yes, so I think this makes what
she did shady or then because she had a way
to contact them.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She did contact them and they didn't respond. No, they
did for well months later. It took yes, it took days,
but still well, listen, she's using that YETI and she
needed that. So it went to who is supposed to
go to? Yes, God works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
She's not shady, she's shady, but it's okay, But it's
okay sometimes sometimes shady is okay. Yes, it's shady, but
you'll be all right now and now hopefully karma don't
come to bite you back bite you in an ass.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mother way. Yeah. We always
gotta got because I believe in karma. We all believe
in karma. Well, I believe in Karla. Yeah, okay, all right,
So this is from Elizabeth Clements clymps climps whatever, Clements Clements. Okay,
high ladies, I love you so much and listen every week.
Thank you for always making me laugh and being real.
(28:32):
I was just listening to Kristen from Idaho explain why
she thinks she doesn't need to take shower more than twice.
All wait, shady and stinky. Oh read the subject line. Oh,
the subject is shady ass white people, she said, I'm
white and I can say that. Okay, these are hard words.
I mind, all right, So she said I'm too. I
(28:55):
too did my own expert i mean experiment after hearing
the wash claw conversation on a previous episode. I've been
using a loofah for so long that I don't even
remember using wash claws for anything but my face since
I was a kid. So I tested went to Walmart
and got an eighteen pack of cheap as hell wash claws.
(29:19):
And girl, let me tell you, my ass was dirty. Yes,
at the end of the shower, the washcloth wasn't very
dirty from all the scape. So but that first run
down my legs with the washcloth proof Robbin's point, Please
(29:42):
don't love all of us white people in missus Stinky Idaho. Okay,
she's delusional that the weather.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Provides an excuse to not wash your ass. Maybe it's
something that in the morning weather report each day. That's
maybe something that shared on the weather report each day.
I'll put a reminder on my fridge that if I
ever traveled to Idaho, take some extra febbery.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
PS. You read an email from me about a year
ago on your podcast and you called me shady. Lol.
Loved it and considered it a compliment. Love you ladies,
lots and keep it shady, faithful fan Liz Clements. So
I was I saw some report that said that you're
not supposed to use a wash clause to wash your body.
(30:38):
Why because you don't by nature or whatever. I mean,
I use a wash class, but by nature you don't
change it enough, so there's like bacteria in there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Okay, so yeah, I mean I could I understand that part. Yeah,
but she not watching at all, right, so she just
dirty it. Remember she said she was taking a shower.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Like once a month or something crazy once a week or.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Something and not using the wash cloth, and then and
then when she did, it was clean. I'm like, no, no, no,
no hygiene one o one right, yes, So I'm going
to keep using my washcloth every day.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So do you use a loofer? No?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I use the that's the African netsmo.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Why is it African? That's what that's what they google it? Ah,
they're all African. No, Well, if that's what you use, No,
just the regular spongy things, the loof, the round ball,
a loofah, yes, yeah, but I sometimes a loofer can
be like like that hard Yeah, like pummice, like oh.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Like the things that are on the connected to the stick.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah no, yeah that like not that. No, no, like
the little ball like did you get from my bath
and body? Loofah, that's a loofer? Okay, all right, fine,
I didn't know what was called anyway, Yes, I use that,
and then of course like a towel, I have a
towel in there, and then for my face, definitely a towel.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yes, okay, so I do both. Okay, no, I just
use I use my hands for my face.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh really yeah, I feel like I have to get
in the crevices really yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well okay, so I use for my face, I double
cleanse so with the oil cleanser and then the soapy
and then the soap based cleanser. But I also use
like the sponges for your face.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll use.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
That, but but I do I'll use that at night
when I'm like washing my makeup off, but in like
the daytime, I'm just using my hands.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Got it. So you know that they have made jewelry
for the is this ooral ring uh huh? That to
go around? Have you seen it? It like sits in
like a little Diamond rack or like you know stone rack. Yeah,
it's super cute. I meant to send it to you.
Oh that's nice. Yeah, oh that makes sense. Robin has
(33:03):
one for free. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
By the way, people always ask me like, do you
like your or y, and I'm like, I don't even
look at it anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
What did you look at the readings? Yeah? Like I
don't even look at the app. And I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I think the main reason I got is because I
wanted to count track my steps because I don't have
an Apple Watch and I don't want an Apple Watch, so
I just wanted to track my steps. But I'm like,
I don't even look at it. So now I just
put it on just because.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
But that isn't it supposed to help you sleep better?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
But I well, it can help you. It can help
tell you about your sleep, you know, like the quality
of your sleep.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
But I sleep pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Like after I started taking magnesium at night, yeah just
every day. Yeah, I take it at night, I sleep
perfect perfectly like that. I think that was the secret
for me because before I did, you to sleep like
I would wake up in the middle of the night
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
So after I started taking magnesium. I was good. So
I'm like, I don't even need it, but I have.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
A friend that has it. And we were on vacation.
I didn't talk about this, did I. Okay, So we
were on vacation and we were all going to like
go to the gym and work out, and she was like, oh,
I can't work out. My ora ring tells me that
I'm stressed.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What girl, good night?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was like, are.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
You kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
She's like my orr ring said, I'm stressed that I
need to rest and I'm not ready, like my ready
my readiness escort was really low.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
And I want Yes, she's dead serious, dead, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I said, okay, this is like now, this is this
is extreme, like yeah, this is becoming a crutch, yes,
or an excuse or she just said you didn't want
to work out. But she's a very she works out
like every day. So it was like, I'm like, girl,
you're fine. My or ring said that I'm not ready.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
What is she? Is she the police of the other
She's a virgo.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Oh moving on, because that explains everything.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's barcoo special people. Okay, all right, let's see okay,
wait minute, this is a short one. All right, so
this says this is from Kathy, Kate, Lee, Carly, that's
from Carly. That don't even happen with me? Okay, So
Carly says, Hi, ladies, how is Carly? By the way,
Carly both Carly's They're great, They're great. Okay, Okay, anyway,
(35:31):
moving on. I actually I'm actually high watching Power season one,
episode one for the first time. Ghost buttoning his shirt
in that elevator made me wonder, how do most people
(35:52):
button their tops from bottom to top or top to bottom.
I know how much you guys love poles, well, so
you better ask Okay, this okay, this is diabolical on
so many levels. First of all, yes, you are hide
the kite when you type this, okay. The fact that
Robin prints this shit out and we're reading this crazy, okay.
(36:14):
But because you you're.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Watching Power and that's what you're thinking, so so fine
ass Ghost right is buttoning his shirt and elevator and
that's what.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You say, and you're wondering how people button their shirt. Yeah,
you definitely hide the kite, because that is not what
I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I see ghosts okay, and I want Amari Hardwick, is
that his last thing. Yes, to be ghost again, right,
knock on my door's ghost, Yes, Amari, you gonna get it. Yes, no,
ghost is gonna get it. Not omar ghost thing. Omari
can't get it, but ghosts can.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
All day long, Yes, all day long. Okay. Anyway, I
button my shirt from the top to the.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Bottom typically, yes, so I would button my shirt from
the top to the bottom.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, and then when I get to the bottom, yeah,
one of them. There's like, I don't have any more holes.
I got one more buttons. You button it wrong every time,
and I don't have any more holes.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So then so you realize you're high too, you and
currently got lighte common.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So then I have to unbutton them all. And then
I start from the bottom. Oh really, so that I
make sure I get all the hole. But if you
start from the top and it's the top of the
button in the top of the hole, you don't have
this problem.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But somehow you miss one. It's like, so if you
start from the bottom, you can see okay.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
This is you can still miss one. No, not when
you stop start from the bottom. When you start from
the top, okay, But you want to wear panties, some
people if you take your panties off, you won't have
this bottom.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, when you start from the top, sometimes you miss
you missed one and you miss calculate, okay, and it's
a little like zig say, Okay, I want to say
that that's probably happened to me once in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Really, it's probably gonna happen all the time now that
I've said that. But yeah, that that's never a problem.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh yeah, it happens to you a lot. I don't
want to say a lot, but multiple times.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Were you one of those moms that when your kids
were little, you only bought them tennis shoes that were Velcrow?
Oh no, because you didn't want to tie their shoes.
I might have done that because.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It was three of them in one of me, and
I have time to be tied six shoes. Oh my gosh,
three people two feet that's a lot shoes.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's a lot. That's a lot of time time. So
it was velcrow for really Okah, No, No, I didn't
do that to my kids. It you only had four shoes.
I had six. So anyway, I don't know why I
asked you that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
By the way, sometimes Wan still ties Corey and Carter's shoes.
Why when they're playing basketball, Because he said the way
he ties them like, he ties them.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Like real tight and good does he do a double
nine in there? Anger?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I don't know what he does. Okay, he does something.
He does something to the point where it's hard to
get it off. But like it looks crazy, like you
have this.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Man tying his grown teen age style. Yes, shoes, shoe basketball,
I swear to you, I tied Grace is too long,
And I kind of think to this day she don't
really know how to tie shoes a little bit, a
little bit because I would just always do her because
she would be doing it and it would take too long. Yes,
you have to be patient as a mother. Yes, I didn't.
(39:44):
That was not my strong suits. So yeah, she might.
She might struggle with it to this day. Sorry, Grace,
my bad. All right, this is from Sana Sona.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Hey, girls, my name is Sana Sannah maybe Sanna s
a n a h Sonab Yeah, okay, I apologize if
we're pronouncing it wrong. Sona Sona Sanna and I am
an avid watcher of rhop hey, and when I heard
both of you were entering the podcast world, I thought
(40:18):
to myself, whoda f would ever listen to it and
shade it alongside Karen when you had your live podcasts.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Okay, but I am eating my words. Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I literally listen every Monday and Belly laughed with you girls.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Eleven million downloads, yes and counting and counting.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
My best friend even got me a reasonably shady sweatshirt
for my birthday as sort of a gag joke because
your show has been my guilty pleasure. Oh gag joke
that is a real Yeah, but maybe from my friend
because a friend probably hates us. Yeah, okay, I'm rewatching
r h O P with a new lens, and this
podcast has made me gain so much respect an admiration
(41:00):
for you as women, we need Robin back. My question is,
do you think if you didn't have this podcast, you
and Robin will remain as close as friends.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
As you are now? I think so. I think so.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I just think we wouldn't see each other or talk
to each other as often.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You know, true? Yeah, because life gets busy for sure.
And I mean, shoot, you have Glow thirty right, and yeah,
and it's it is when you are filming a show,
it is time consuming. Yeah, and you have to be
like all in it in that moment.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so but no, definitely, but
I do think Okay, so we're on our sixth season.
I think the podcast has has strengthened our friendship, just
because we're able to sit around and talk about stuff
that doesn't really pertain to the show, and we're able
to like learn even more about each other, you know,
(42:01):
and kind of laugh and joke, and so I really
I do think the podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Has strengthened our friendship. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
No, I have not to say, like if we didn't
have it, we wouldn't be friends.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah that's yeah. I don't like you, right, I think that.
And it's been a blessing. Yeah, Like I am happy that.
Like when I get in the car and I company house,
I'm like excited, like I look forward to it. Yeah,
so we get to record. This is good, good stuff. Yeah,
all right, we got one more. All right, that one's
kind of one more. I'll read it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's not that long, I mean, okay, I can see, yes,
I can add classes. Okay, this is says do not
use my name. Okay, hi, ladies, do not use my name.
I need to know if my reaction to the following
story is reasonable or shady?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I went to a nail salon to get a manny
petty for an upcoming wedding that was out of state.
It was my first time going to this particular establishment,
but it has five star reviews and they use non
toxic products.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
The owner instructed me to get gel polished on my
nails because it lasts longer and regular polish on my toes.
The gel polish came with a ten day guarantee if
chipping occurred, and I left a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Okay. Nice. I departed for the wedding two days later.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Imagine the horror when my nails started chipping on our
both hands on day three.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
On day three, right before the wedding.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Upon my return home, I called the owner and she
scheduled a repair appointment to fix my nails.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Love that. Once there, it.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Was established that the previous tech applied the polished incorrectly.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
The repair consisted of redoing my nails completely. The original
person who did my nails was not the person who
did the repair okay. So afterwards, I thanked the nail
tech and the owner and I left About thirty minutes
later I received a text from the owner inquiring if
I planned to give a tip. What mind you? This
(43:59):
was a pair on their mistake. Yeah, mind you. I
was adhering to their ten day policy.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah mind you.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I live about eighty minutes away round trip, wasting my
gas to repair their mistake?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Mind you. My nails were chipped on day three, Day three,
day three, mind you? I attended the wedding with busted nails.
Busted mind you.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I gave the original tech a twenty percent tip. I
was beyond defended. Their owner asked me about tipping after
I left the store. Asking me in this case is ridiculous,
but to ask after I left, it's unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Okay, are you are?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
We still have to record. We gotta take a gummy
and record one day. Oh yeah, I'm almost done. Huh
am I shady for not tipping in my shading for
telling the owner about herself. Now is it reasonable for
the owner to ask for a tip?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Shady?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Was it the it's responsibility to cover the tip for
the repair teck? Yes, I did feel bad that the
repair tech didn't get a tip, but I already gave
twenty percent. Yes, expecting me to give another twenty percent
is outrageous, Jine, you if the original tech did the repair,
why would I tip her?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
D that's a for tip. No on the voice of Giselle.
Oh no, ma'am no, ma'am, pam all right, okay, So yeah,
she's totally correct on all of that. She's not shady.
The nail people are shady. And that's first of all,
it's crazy to.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Leave and then they're gonna text you say, well call
I think she called where it's a tip? A tip? What?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So for me, I'm a business owner in the beauty
service industry.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You are. And first of all.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
There are times when people don't leave my staff tips period,
like okay, and we don't say like, I'm not going
to call and ask you if you're going to leave
a tip.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okay. So do you have this setup so that the
percentage of tip pops up? Yes? Ok What do you
start with? What's your lowest? What is the lowest?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
It's not like the highest is twenty, so it's not okay,
So the highest is twenty Okay, fine, because I can't
stand when they the lowest is twenty five. Oh yeah,
that's what taxicabs do.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yes, and y'all are out of y'all mind.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, So anyway, so it's not that's
not anything outreage thing. Of course, they have the option
to put in whatever they want. But you know, so
when when they're like checking out, yeah, okay, if you
would like to leave a tip, you can do so
now totally, and some of them will hit no, no
tip or zero whatever or no thank you, and it's fine,
like we're not going to call you or ask you
(47:01):
why or do you not like your service? You know,
like no, you have every right to.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
But do you look at them side?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I will, okay, So if someone doesn't leave a tip,
then I might go and ask my provider, like did
they give you cash? Because a lot of times people
will leave cash okay, and a lot of times yes,
but sometimes no, no, I don't really look at them side. No.
I mean it's it's unusual that people don't leave a tip.
(47:29):
Most people leave a tip. Yeah, it's not like you know,
it is what it is. Yeah, it's okay. And then
if ever there was a case where for whatever reason,
someone didn't like their service or whatever, which is very rare,
and we were to do a redo, there's no way
in hell I would like ask for someone to tip.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
But no, no, if they if you need to do
a redo, it's on you, all of it, right, it's
on you. Right.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It doesn't matter who does the redo. It doesn't matter
who does it. Like that's as the owner of that business.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
That is like a.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Part of business, and that's a serve customer service totally
and wanting to make sure that your client that was
not happy is going to come back. And so that's
just the cost of doing business. And I was told
or taught that the customer is always right, yes, even
when they did ask wrong.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yes, they always right. Yes, indeed yes. So anyway, so
I think that's our episode. Yeah, but leave us a tip. Okay,
we want to tap.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
I love when people tip me on a cameo like cameo, Yes, cameo,
maybe I do.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I gotta look at see. Yeah, we want to tip.
We want to tip. That's an episode. We love y'all
so much. Don't ever forget to live your life. Either
reasonable or it's shape d bye or both Bye bye.
Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
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Speaker 2 (49:11):
And you can connect with us on social media at
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Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I'm Jiselle Bryant.
What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
being here with us. One second your yo yo yo,
y'all in doubling thank you. As the episode is this
two twenty to fourteen to ten. I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We don't know what I know this is, but we
here yeah here still mild right, yes, season six, I know,
get into it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's great, it's fun. No, I love it. Yeah, okay,
so shady moment. I would like to share my shady Okay,
go first, and this happened like last week, so bear
with me. So was that? Watch what happens like okay,
(01:06):
and you know the audio guy ye, black eye, black guy. Yeah,
nice looking guy. Yeah, nice guy. I can safely say
I might have flirted with him or time or two.
And you know he doesn't He completely ignores me. Yeah,
he doesn't engage. He does his job, mind you. He's
the best micer out here.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, because I don't realize that I was miked.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah exactly, so they'd be like, all right, robbing, you're ready.
I'm like, wait, I'm not. I wasn't micd it, and
I'm like, oh I must. So just so that y'all know,
when you when you get a mic put on your body,
they have to kind of like touch your body, so
it's an intimate thing. But so he used to do
that to me, like he would mic me. I wouldn't
(01:51):
even know I was miked. So it's like he's like
a ninja. And I said to him one time, I'm like,
so you just you're just gonna be all up on
me and not say hi, like is that what we're doing?
So now he does speak to me, he does say Hi, Gazelle,
and then he mics me. Okay, So I had on
a dress that was see through, and but I had
on a body suit underneath a thong bodysuit. Huh, like
(02:16):
a thong for a sea through dress, so we could
see your butt cheeks. Okay, so it's watch what happens,
Like you're never going to see the back of me. Okay, yeah,
but it just so happened. I just picked up the
thong body suit to go under this anyway. Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, So if you someone did see the back of you.
They would see your butt cheeks. They would see my
butt cheeks.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So CAL was like, you do know you can see
your butt cheks, which I cannot really realize. Okay, So
all right, because the dress was thick, but it was
kind of like a chain material. It is kind of weird.
All right. So the buttons in the back, it was
buttoned in the back, and the buttons were were not
close together. Okay, so you can really see my butt cheeks. Okay.
(02:56):
So the ninja comes in too, mic Me, and I'm
like kind of excited because I'm just like, you know,
it's my guy. You're like, who my bun cheeks are?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I was like, don't get excited back there, don't
get excited, and he said yeah okay, and so I
thought he didn't hear what I said.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So I was like, you might see some action back there,
and he was like yeah, and continue to ninja mike
me and was out and I was like, no, you
will not ignore my but cheeks.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You will not. He is like, I will not be
caught up in.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Any type of sexual harassment herprasments accusation.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was giving him the green lights. Yeah, I'm taking it.
He's not taking an opportunity playing taking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
He's like, no one will ever be able to say
that I said anything inappropriately. Once you made you feel uncomfortable,
you won't ignore my butt cheeks, Like, but cheeks are
there for you to say something.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He probably saw them, but there's no way he can
miss it. He was like, he's like, yeah, yeah, you
know he's a you as not yes, but me for
the record between him and Doug. You know Doug audio Doug, Yes,
they are my favorite audio. Oh I love Jim too. Okay,
so I love all three of them. Very hard to pick,
(04:16):
but watch it happens live. I don't want to say
his name. I do is know his same I don't
want to say it. I don't but love him. Okay, yes,
and feel free next time my butt cheeks are out
to at least say, you know, nice cheeks, right, yes, No,
I like what I see back here. Keep doing what
you're doing. Because Doug would have said that. Doug would
have been like, I see what you're working with Jazelle
right right right.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But that's see this guy, he's like his interactions are
very short, and he they are. He interacts with a
lot of different people and he don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes people, yes, what they are really like, what's gonna happen? Yeah? Yeah,
but he does know me and he knows like I mean,
come on now, I was just trying to get some
and Cal was like, oh, he gave you no play.
I said, no, he did not.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's seen them little lawsuits left, you know that people
throw out left and right.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, but I did love it because he's you know,
at least he's professional. Yeah, yeah, what you got?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, So recently I took my car in for routine service.
You know, it tells you whatever that certain mileage, it's
time to take a car and whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
So I took it for service and you know what,
they like.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Say, okay, well we'll look at it. We'll send you
like the estimate whatever, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah them suckers. Yeah, because rain drove. That's me an estimate.
What was wrong with the car?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
There's nothing wrong with it. It's just a routine maintenance.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, got it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ten maintenance right, Okay, So I do need tires and
there was something saying about like coolant level whatever, so
just okay, check everything whatever. The routine maintenance is like,
let me know what needs to be done. So, but
when you have routine maintenance, and they also just check
the car for like what else? Right, Yeah, do you
need new breaks? Do you need blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Dumbsuckers sent me an estimate and I did the math.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Uh huh and the math said like seventy two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And I'm like, oh you and that car, Like what wait,
whit okay? What did they want you to get?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Spires, spark plugs, tires, oil?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was like it was crazy. So it's not in
your pack. You didn't get that in your package?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, because it's not I think. I'm like outside of my.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
How long you ever had the car that mom?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I drive a lot I have, Like, oh I met
like I'm almost a fifty thousand miles.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So you this is not a least m m oh okay,
so you bought it, bought it? So I bought it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So then I said, well, I'll be back, give me
my car back.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Because I'm about to sell this shit, Like really, I don't.
I'm just like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So now I'm like I don't know what to do
because I'm like seven to spend seven thousand dollars, I
think you should on routine maintenance is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, that's ridiculous. I think you do the things that
are mandatory. Yes, in order for the car to work,
which would be I need tires. So I need the tires.
So I got the tire package, right, And I want
to say hallelujah because somebody this should be my shady moment.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I thought I got the tire package. Yeah, they said
I didn't, but I thought I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So somebody, I think targeted me. This should be in
my shady moment, but it's not. But so I think
somebody targeted me because somebody twice in five four or
five weeks, I had a screw in the side wall
of my tire. So you I didn't roll over. Now
you'll put that in. So y'all have decided y'all gonna
(07:43):
come FAJE wagons. I don't know, but I rolled it
up to the to the Mercedes dealship and I'm like, YO,
handle this and it is a nine hundred dollars tire.
Thank god, because I've gotten three new tires. Thank god.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I got that package. Well, so I have that, you know,
what so the tires is free. Yes, I do have
that package. So that's like the tire hazard like like
that's if something happens to your tire tire when your
tires are just like you're worn down.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, then that's a different thing. You gotta buy it. Yes,
and I need like four tires. But anyway, it's like
seventy two hundred dollars. That's crazy. Yes, I'm like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I'm like, okay, but how long.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Have you had the car? Two years? You lying?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
All they tripping right, they're tripping two years too.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm gonna got in like November two years ago, in November, yeah,
two years.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah I remember, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I say,
just yeah it gets get some new tires, get two
at a time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah yeah, this is twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We're doing what's necessary. We're not doing extra shit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So crazy, So I'm gonna I'll send it back and
I definitely have to get the tires. But I'm just
like auto other nonsense.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I might be ranger over y'all tripping. I might
be switching out to something.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No to what's anything out there? You like, I say,
you know, I know that's the thing I like elect Trick.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Does range Rover have an electric now they have a
high Bred?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think, okay with the Defender, I don't know. I'm
not quite sure, but I'm not sure that I want
to stay with range Rover. Yeah, I kind of want
to like maybe switch it up. Okay, So I don't know, Okay,
check out check out the world and see what.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I'm like, so like, I'm kind of like I want
to switch my car, and I'm like, I don't know
that I want to pay seven thousand maintenance.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's crazy. That's that's an absolute no. Yeah no, that's crazy,
absolutely crazy. Yeah. Okay, all right, So we've got some
people that have written in to us and we'd like
to share. This is from Amanda ben Ford. She says, Hi, ladies,
hie Amanda forty seven and two kids. Yes, we are
(09:47):
wearing panties. If I or cough without crossing my legs,
it's all right. I love the show. Ab So. A
couple of weeks ago, we I asked because I said
I was, I lived my life pantyless. Yes, I don't
have on any panties right now, and but I do
(10:10):
have on a onesie underneath this. Okay, so maybe that's panties.
I don't know anyway. Okay, so this is a body suit.
You're saying this is underneath here because I didn't know
what I was gonna wear. I have like a like
a spanx. No, it's like a shorts like spaghetti strap.
Why do you have all that? Because originally that's what
(10:34):
I was gonna weary, and then it's I didn't realize
it was twenty two degrees outside, so then I brought
other things, got it? Yeah, anyway, so you still don't
you still wear panties. Yes, I'm doing It's like a
normal person. I'm still I like to be free. No,
I can't be free. I just like I mean, you
(10:56):
have like bodily function.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I do sweat, and I don't have like this oscillation.
I don't have a uterus.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, so there's just there's no there's nothing here. Okay, Yeah,
there's nothing happened. Yeah, maybe I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, So yeah, I guess without a uterus, then that
changes things.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That changes things. Yeah. So before my surgery, yes, I
wore panties, okay, just because but I was starting to
hate them. Yeah, I was sortayly just like hate having
to wear panties all the time. They get stuck up
your butt, crack, you get a wedgie. I just didn't
really like it. So now that I've abandoned ship, I'm happy. Okay, yeah, okay,
(11:38):
but forty seven two kids, Yeah, if you're coughing a season,
there might be some action, right, yes, okay, so this
is from Karen Ford. Wait, did Gazelle state on the
podcast from the week of one twelve, twenty twenty six
that she regularly wears nonies, even as she confessed to
(12:03):
when she is wearing tights and the cat suit that
she wore on the podcast in question? Yes, what about
kitty litter? I don't have kitty litter? Okay, don't. I mean,
what the hell? Okay, it's one thing not to wear
(12:24):
a panty, liar, but oh but no panties with leggings
and cat suits. Right, that's screaming for some sort of
infection or something. Giselle, we love you, but put some
panties on, actually says put on draws. I think I'm
(12:44):
in the minority. Okay, nice me and Ashley.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, wait, before we get too deep in letters, Yeah,
I want to talk about like TV shows that I've
been watching.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay, there's a.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Couple of shows like I was like, okay, Netflix is
doing their thing right. They keep like putting out these
new shows, a lot of little like mystery thriller type shows.
Because Emily and Paris came back and I love that show.
Oh really, yeah, that's not a mystery.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's not Emily and Paris is just like similar to
like Sex and the City.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh really okay, okay, so that's why I've never seen that.
So that's on Netflix. Yes, oh okay, So what season
is this for them?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Four? Okay? I think four? And is this one? So
like do they drop all the episodes at once or yes?
The way they drop off all and it's actually I
think Darren Starr who did Sex and the City. Oh,
he's the EP on this. And the girl goes to
pair American girl goes to Paris and you know, she
has boyfriends and breaks up and it's it's cute. It's cute. Yeah,
(13:46):
all right, okay, check it out. I'll check it out. Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So did you watch The Beast in Me? Is that
with Claire Danes?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yes, you watch that. I can't believe. I can't believe
I even remembered I watched it. Yes, that's with her.
Somebody died, right she.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So she was the author? Yes, yes, yes, that was good. Yes,
that was really good. I highly recommend that one.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And I watched it because I love her from Homeland.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yes, yeah, but you know, it's crazy like watching her
on this show, it's like she's she felt like the
same character from Homeland, like her whole just the way
she played that character.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It felt like what was the what was her name
on Homeland?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Damn, m M, I can't remember, but she was but
she Yeah, she definitely was was that same character. And
actually I think the man, the main character actor he
was up for for something.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, the older guy with the beard and everything. Oh wait,
like the crazy guy, the I'm missing mixing up show.
I know these so many of them you get mixed up.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes, he was good. Yeah, yeah, he was really good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So he was nominated for what a ward show just
came on, the Golden the Golden Globe. Yes, yeah, he
was nominated for a Golden Globe.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah. Taylor was. By the way, Claire Danes was nominated
and Tianta Taylor won. Yes, so congratulations to her. We
love her.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I was kind of shocked, not that she won, but that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Movie I couldn't get with. I didn't see the movie.
I didn't even hear about the movie. I was like,
where have I been? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It was I don't I don't understand why this movie
was nominated for anything.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
In the movie? Is this the one with Leonardo? That's
probably why Leonardo paid for it. I guess I was like,
I started to watch it and I stopped him, like,
what is it? Was she good in it? She was good,
but she she kind of mid way. You didn't like even.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
See her anymore. So she wasn't even in like the
whole thing. So I think she was surprised that she
won because like her role wasn't really that yet.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
But I congratulates listen, listen and if anything like her
body should make her win everything right?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
So, yes, the Beast in Me is great. It's a
thriller mystery. Highly recommend that. And then did you watch
His and Hers?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So I I'm going I'm going to because I'm doing
a lot of traveling, okay, and that's downloaded. I'm ready, Okay,
but what have you heard about it? Oh? Shoot, it's
not good? No, no, no, I just want to know, what
have you heard about it? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Nothing, nothing, but you know that you want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah it was like recommended. It was like the top
pick or something. Okay, yeah, all right, so you hated it?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, no, I'll just say this, And I'm I guess
I'm spoiling it for people or whatever, not spoiling it.
But so when I'm like on threads or whatever, it
was just like NonStop people his and hers, his and hears,
and they keep talking about how great it is and
has all these twists and turns and the you know,
the big reveal whatever, like you.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Know you're just going to be surprised. Yah blah blah blah.
Let me take it as a field recorder. It could
be nothing. I think we both know it's not nothing.
And I don't want the world and no woman's dot
right now. We can't give you any more than that.
That's all we got that detective artwork. What was with
(17:00):
that reporter? It's my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So when I go in watching it, I'm like, now
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
For all those what could be like the big thing?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yes, okay, And so I figured it out and like
by like episode three.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Damn well, I don't have any expectation, right, yeah, I
mean it was good. It was good.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
But I just feel like when it's hard, because it's
like when people recommend it shows you you want people
to say, like, yes, it's good, yeah, this, you know,
twist and.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Turns, blah blah blah. But then when you go to
watch it, it's like you're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You can't just watch it just yeah and beach shocked,
just like figured it out, high expectation.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Then you're like let down. Yes, yeah, yeah, kind of
like wicked. Oh was it? No, it was good. I
liked it. Okay, Okay, you still haven't seen it, you know,
I would know. I'm not gonna know. So Industry is back, okay,
which is on HBOS. I've never seen that. Yeah, they're
probably on season five now, which is like it's a
(18:01):
investment company in London.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, And so that's what they got from Homeland, right, No,
he was billions.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, he's billions, high stake investment stuff going on. They'd
be stabbing each other in the back of all that.
So and it's very much like they're just trying to
get to the next level. Yeah, So I that's coming
back on er. Did you ever see er?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Not R?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
What's the other one? Not R? Shoot? The Pit? The Pit?
The Pit? Pit is amazing, is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So I started watching it, like the first season, yeah,
a little while ago, and I just couldn't get into
it into it.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I done the Pit like from the jump. You loved it,
I think so because it was like intense.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Really yeah, I was just I was waiting for it,
like because that's another one. I heard so many good
things and it was high regmended. People kept just, you know,
recommending the Pit and I'm watching it. I'm like, I'm
not I'm not catching not feeling it, okay, but but
I keep hearing that it's good.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
So okay, yeah, I'll try again. I enjoyed it. I
enjoyed it, and so that's coming back on. So I'm
super excited about that. And then I've been watching the okay.
So I remember I told you I've been watching The
Chosen It and it's about like the story of Jesus. Yes, okay.
So now I'm in season five and I hate to
start season five because this is when Jesus dies. Oh,
(19:21):
and I don't want to see that. Oh. I don't
know what to do? Yeah, how many episodes? I mean,
how many seasons do they have? They're very short seasons.
They're like eight episodes. Okay, so this is this is five.
I think this is. This will bring me up to date. Okay.
I don't want Jesus to die, y'all. I know he
had to die for my sins. Yeah, but jeez, right,
(19:41):
like we know how that story ends. I know. Okay,
but I'm gonna keep watching. I love it. It's really good.
That was the one I was trying to remember. I'm like,
just sell it. I couldn't remember the name.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yes, but I don't find you to be that spiritual.
I'm not, so you might not necessarily get into it.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But that's one. But Carter is really into like the Bible,
and oh he would love it. Yeah, so I want
to watch it with him. He would absolutely love it.
So do you find that this is? This is what's
funny to me. So like people that you've known for
a long time and then and then all of a sudden,
they're like, you know, trying to quote the Bible, and
You're like, you ever get a Bible? Where did you
(20:20):
pick that up from? Did you steal it from the
last hotel. You're never too late. It's never too late,
but like sometimes it's very what's the word when it's
it's convenient, it's it's very convenient for all of a
sudden you quote in Jesus.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, anyway, I'll never pretend.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, but I mean I'm a firm believer in the Lord,
and I you know, to God be the glory, of course.
But if you all of a sudden it was like
quoting John three sixteen, I'd be like, what, yeah, you know,
even though you know, I did see something that Charlemagne.
Charlemagne was on a he was doing an interview, and
(21:01):
he was like I had to watch it like twice
because I was like, Charlamagne, you speaking to me? Talk
would talk that talk. So he was like, you know,
whatever whatever God has for me, like I'm ready, right,
like let's get it, of course, and which is of course,
but just to hear him say it in just plain
English was nice. It was refreshing. So Charlemagne re right
(21:23):
there preaching, Okay, if you want to give us more money,
feel free. God has moved him in that direction anyway. Okay,
I do have a question.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is the word pronounced interesting or interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I say interesting, okay, but people do say interesting. Yes.
I think there's too many syllables interesting, interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I feel like I say both, I say it both ways,
and then I get tripped up because I'm like, wait
a minute, and which I say?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Am I wrong? I was supposed to say it? So
this should be? This is probably easy to figure out
because it's done. The dictionary give you the vernacular, or
give you the like the yeah, the pronunciation kind of yes,
and that should that should tell you interesting, interesting or
interesting because interesting is probably five syllables, right.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But also, I guess we don't say the word. So
if the if you just say interest, you don't say interest.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Right right? You say interesting? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, so I guess we should I just answered that yeah, yeah,
because yeah, I'll catch myself say interesting or interested, and
then I'm like, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I guess not. No, you're not No, you're not right interesting? Yeah?
I like that we are very interesting, Yes, we are
not interesting. I'll be both wrong, all right? Okay, this
is from Kendram.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, hey, Kendra, Hi, guys, love you both so much,
so tell me am I being reasonable or shady? Back
in December, I got a package for the previous owners.
I texted my neighbor who's friends with them, because I
assumed it might be a Christmas gift. Days went by,
(23:14):
no one came to get it, so naturally I opened it.
The girl shady right there. You stopped the whole Thank
shady girl.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
What are you talking about? Just not have your name
on the box? Okay? Go ahead? So wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I would do yes, but you went and waited a
couple of days. You'd have done on the first day,
and then I would have been like I would have
opened it and I'd be like, oops, I didn't realize
this didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Have my name on it, right right? I was doing
that together. So the kids were home and they were
like all their Christmas presents was coming that they were
ordering for people, and I was opening everything and then
they started screaming at me, and I was like, I
know I didn't have my name on it, right, you
see y'all being here, I'm just opening box. Yeah. I
was like, what's this.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They'd be like, mom, okay, all right, sorry, but no
I would know damn well didn't have my name right,
and I'd be like, oh no, what this is?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
And do you do it so that you can tape it.
I'm gonnact like you didn't open it? No, okay, no, no, okay,
all right, open it? Okay, So naturally I opened it.
By the way, I have done this and now I'll
have a story afterwards. But what's the name, Heather Kendre Kendri,
you're shady? Okay, yes, she said it was a yetty tumbler.
I've been using it ever since. Oh, this was for me. Listen, listen,
(24:32):
So I'm out of house, and I don't even want
to say because I don't in case people are listening.
I don't want them to come for me. So a
lot of stuff would come for the previous owner for
like a minute, and like these very nice sweaters came
and I wear them. Seeing Kendrew shady, I'm being shady,
(24:54):
I had to had to think back, like I just
did the same thing like six months ago. Oh yeah,
but like they came in handy because sometimes it's a
little chili at night, so I just throw them speaders
on child. They are so three of them, so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Did the when the package came, you clearly knew it
was from a clothing company.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
A bunch of stuff came and I just started opening everything.
So actually I got I got sweaters, I got press
on nails, I got, I got saw I think, laundry detergent. Yeah,
I got a whole all kinds of things. They didn't
need that anymore, and they never know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know, it's so funny now that we're talking through this.
I can't remember exactly what it was, but one of
the townhouses that lived in we moved out, and there
was a package I was waiting for and I went
to the house and I'm like, do you have my package?
And they were like no. But now that I think
about it, they probably had my back, and it's karma
(25:51):
because you've probably done this. Well, no, you haven't been
I haven't. You've always had new places.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I've always been new. Yeah, huh yeah, I've never had it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, So she says, fast forward over a month later,
and my neighbor randomly texts asking if the package is still.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
On my porch. I said, no, I haven't seen it
in a while. And she takes a step right from
the yetti. She said.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
My husband says, I'm shady, but I feel like that's
what's actually shady is circling back about a package.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
A month later, that's actually not shady. But ma'am, you're fine,
it's yours. And they say possession is ten seven tenths
of the law. Possession is seven tenths of the law. Huh,
possession is seven tenths of the law. So if you
have it in your possession seven out of ten times
it's yours, or you won't. You'll be found not innocent.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yes, so she's innocent by the law. But is she
shady for opening their package?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Number one? Yes, she's shady, Robin shady, I'm shady, right
because we all did it. And then number two, you
see the yetti and.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It was only and this is mind you, it was
only days that went by when she opened the package.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
So she didn't even have the patience to wait oh week,
oh week. Yes, I mean I would have given them.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
See the thing is, she knew that the neighbors knew them, right,
So it wasn't like she got the package and she's.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Like, I don't know these people.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't know how to contact them, Like I don't
you know what I mean? So she had a way
to contact them. Yes, so I think this makes what
she did shady or then because she had a way
to contact them.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She did contact them and they didn't respond. No, they
did for well months later. It took yes, it took days,
but still well, listen, she's using that YETI and she
needed that. So it went to who is supposed to
go to? Yes, God works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
She's not shady, she's shady, but it's okay, But it's
okay sometimes sometimes shady is okay. Yes, it's shady, but
you'll be all right now and now hopefully karma don't
come to bite you back bite you in an ass.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mother way. Yeah. We always
gotta got because I believe in karma. We all believe
in karma. Well, I believe in Karla. Yeah, okay, all right,
So this is from Elizabeth Clements clymps climps whatever, Clements Clements. Okay,
high ladies, I love you so much and listen every week.
Thank you for always making me laugh and being real.
(28:32):
I was just listening to Kristen from Idaho explain why
she thinks she doesn't need to take shower more than twice.
All wait, shady and stinky. Oh read the subject line. Oh,
the subject is shady ass white people, she said, I'm
white and I can say that. Okay, these are hard words.
I mind, all right, So she said I'm too. I
(28:55):
too did my own expert i mean experiment after hearing
the wash claw conversation on a previous episode. I've been
using a loofah for so long that I don't even
remember using wash claws for anything but my face since
I was a kid. So I tested went to Walmart
and got an eighteen pack of cheap as hell wash claws.
(29:19):
And girl, let me tell you, my ass was dirty. Yes,
at the end of the shower, the washcloth wasn't very
dirty from all the scape. So but that first run
down my legs with the washcloth proof Robbin's point, Please
(29:42):
don't love all of us white people in missus Stinky Idaho. Okay,
she's delusional that the weather.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Provides an excuse to not wash your ass. Maybe it's
something that in the morning weather report each day. That's
maybe something that shared on the weather report each day.
I'll put a reminder on my fridge that if I
ever traveled to Idaho, take some extra febbery.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
PS. You read an email from me about a year
ago on your podcast and you called me shady. Lol.
Loved it and considered it a compliment. Love you ladies,
lots and keep it shady, faithful fan Liz Clements. So
I was I saw some report that said that you're
not supposed to use a wash clause to wash your body.
(30:38):
Why because you don't by nature or whatever. I mean,
I use a wash class, but by nature you don't
change it enough, so there's like bacteria in there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Okay, so yeah, I mean I could I understand that part. Yeah,
but she not watching at all, right, so she just
dirty it. Remember she said she was taking a shower.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Like once a month or something crazy once a week or.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Something and not using the wash cloth, and then and
then when she did, it was clean. I'm like, no, no, no,
no hygiene one o one right, yes, So I'm going
to keep using my washcloth every day.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So do you use a loofer? No?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I use the that's the African netsmo.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Why is it African? That's what that's what they google it? Ah,
they're all African. No, Well, if that's what you use, No,
just the regular spongy things, the loof, the round ball,
a loofah, yes, yeah, but I sometimes a loofer can
be like like that hard Yeah, like pummice, like oh.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Like the things that are on the connected to the stick.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah no, yeah that like not that. No, no, like
the little ball like did you get from my bath
and body? Loofah, that's a loofer? Okay, all right, fine,
I didn't know what was called anyway, Yes, I use that,
and then of course like a towel, I have a
towel in there, and then for my face, definitely a towel.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yes, okay, so I do both. Okay, no, I just
use I use my hands for my face.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh really yeah, I feel like I have to get
in the crevices really yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well okay, so I use for my face, I double
cleanse so with the oil cleanser and then the soapy
and then the soap based cleanser. But I also use
like the sponges for your face.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll use.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
That, but but I do I'll use that at night
when I'm like washing my makeup off, but in like
the daytime, I'm just using my hands.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Got it. So you know that they have made jewelry
for the is this ooral ring uh huh? That to
go around? Have you seen it? It like sits in
like a little Diamond rack or like you know stone rack. Yeah,
it's super cute. I meant to send it to you.
Oh that's nice. Yeah, oh that makes sense. Robin has
(33:03):
one for free. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
By the way, people always ask me like, do you
like your or y, and I'm like, I don't even
look at it anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
What did you look at the readings? Yeah? Like I
don't even look at the app. And I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I think the main reason I got is because I
wanted to count track my steps because I don't have
an Apple Watch and I don't want an Apple Watch, so
I just wanted to track my steps. But I'm like,
I don't even look at it. So now I just
put it on just because.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
But that isn't it supposed to help you sleep better?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
But I well, it can help you. It can help
tell you about your sleep, you know, like the quality
of your sleep.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
But I sleep pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Like after I started taking magnesium at night, yeah just
every day. Yeah, I take it at night, I sleep
perfect perfectly like that. I think that was the secret
for me because before I did, you to sleep like
I would wake up in the middle of the night
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
So after I started taking magnesium. I was good. So
I'm like, I don't even need it, but I have.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
A friend that has it. And we were on vacation.
I didn't talk about this, did I. Okay, So we
were on vacation and we were all going to like
go to the gym and work out, and she was like, oh,
I can't work out. My ora ring tells me that
I'm stressed.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What girl, good night?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was like, are.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
You kidding me? Right now?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
She's like my orr ring said, I'm stressed that I
need to rest and I'm not ready, like my ready
my readiness escort was really low.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
And I want Yes, she's dead serious, dead, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I said, okay, this is like now, this is this
is extreme, like yeah, this is becoming a crutch, yes,
or an excuse or she just said you didn't want
to work out. But she's a very she works out
like every day. So it was like, I'm like, girl,
you're fine. My or ring said that I'm not ready.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
What is she? Is she the police of the other
She's a virgo.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Oh moving on, because that explains everything.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's barcoo special people. Okay, all right, let's see okay,
wait minute, this is a short one. All right, so
this says this is from Kathy, Kate, Lee, Carly, that's
from Carly. That don't even happen with me? Okay, So
Carly says, Hi, ladies, how is Carly? By the way,
Carly both Carly's They're great, They're great. Okay, Okay, anyway,
(35:31):
moving on. I actually I'm actually high watching Power season one,
episode one for the first time. Ghost buttoning his shirt
in that elevator made me wonder, how do most people
(35:52):
button their tops from bottom to top or top to bottom.
I know how much you guys love poles, well, so
you better ask Okay, this okay, this is diabolical on
so many levels. First of all, yes, you are hide
the kite when you type this, okay. The fact that
Robin prints this shit out and we're reading this crazy, okay.
(36:14):
But because you you're.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Watching Power and that's what you're thinking, so so fine
ass Ghost right is buttoning his shirt and elevator and
that's what.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You say, and you're wondering how people button their shirt. Yeah,
you definitely hide the kite, because that is not what
I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I see ghosts okay, and I want Amari Hardwick, is
that his last thing. Yes, to be ghost again, right,
knock on my door's ghost, Yes, Amari, you gonna get it. Yes, no,
ghost is gonna get it. Not omar ghost thing. Omari
can't get it, but ghosts can.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
All day long, Yes, all day long. Okay. Anyway, I
button my shirt from the top to the.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Bottom typically, yes, so I would button my shirt from
the top to the bottom.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, and then when I get to the bottom, yeah,
one of them. There's like, I don't have any more holes.
I got one more buttons. You button it wrong every time,
and I don't have any more holes.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So then so you realize you're high too, you and
currently got lighte common.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So then I have to unbutton them all. And then
I start from the bottom. Oh really, so that I
make sure I get all the hole. But if you
start from the top and it's the top of the
button in the top of the hole, you don't have
this problem.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But somehow you miss one. It's like, so if you
start from the bottom, you can see okay.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
This is you can still miss one. No, not when
you stop start from the bottom. When you start from
the top, okay, But you want to wear panties, some
people if you take your panties off, you won't have
this bottom.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Well, when you start from the top, sometimes you miss
you missed one and you miss calculate, okay, and it's
a little like zig say, Okay, I want to say
that that's probably happened to me once in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Really, it's probably gonna happen all the time now that
I've said that. But yeah, that that's never a problem.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh yeah, it happens to you a lot. I don't
want to say a lot, but multiple times.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Were you one of those moms that when your kids
were little, you only bought them tennis shoes that were Velcrow?
Oh no, because you didn't want to tie their shoes.
I might have done that because.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It was three of them in one of me, and
I have time to be tied six shoes. Oh my gosh,
three people two feet that's a lot shoes.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's a lot. That's a lot of time time. So
it was velcrow for really Okah, No, No, I didn't
do that to my kids. It you only had four shoes.
I had six. So anyway, I don't know why I
asked you that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
By the way, sometimes Wan still ties Corey and Carter's shoes.
Why when they're playing basketball, Because he said the way
he ties them like, he ties them.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Like real tight and good does he do a double
nine in there? Anger?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I don't know what he does. Okay, he does something.
He does something to the point where it's hard to
get it off. But like it looks crazy, like you
have this.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Man tying his grown teen age style. Yes, shoes, shoe basketball,
I swear to you, I tied Grace is too long,
And I kind of think to this day she don't
really know how to tie shoes a little bit, a
little bit because I would just always do her because
she would be doing it and it would take too long. Yes,
you have to be patient as a mother. Yes, I didn't.
(39:44):
That was not my strong suits. So yeah, she might.
She might struggle with it to this day. Sorry, Grace,
my bad. All right, this is from Sana Sona.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Hey, girls, my name is Sana Sannah maybe Sanna s
a n a h Sonab Yeah, okay, I apologize if
we're pronouncing it wrong. Sona Sona Sanna and I am
an avid watcher of rhop hey, and when I heard
both of you were entering the podcast world, I thought
(40:18):
to myself, whoda f would ever listen to it and
shade it alongside Karen when you had your live podcasts.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Okay, but I am eating my words. Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
I literally listen every Monday and Belly laughed with you girls.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Eleven million downloads, yes and counting and counting.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
My best friend even got me a reasonably shady sweatshirt
for my birthday as sort of a gag joke because
your show has been my guilty pleasure. Oh gag joke
that is a real Yeah, but maybe from my friend
because a friend probably hates us. Yeah, okay, I'm rewatching
r h O P with a new lens, and this
podcast has made me gain so much respect an admiration
(41:00):
for you as women, we need Robin back. My question is,
do you think if you didn't have this podcast, you
and Robin will remain as close as friends.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
As you are now? I think so. I think so.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I just think we wouldn't see each other or talk
to each other as often.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You know, true? Yeah, because life gets busy for sure.
And I mean, shoot, you have Glow thirty right, and yeah,
and it's it is when you are filming a show,
it is time consuming. Yeah, and you have to be
like all in it in that moment.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so but no, definitely, but
I do think Okay, so we're on our sixth season.
I think the podcast has has strengthened our friendship, just
because we're able to sit around and talk about stuff
that doesn't really pertain to the show, and we're able
to like learn even more about each other, you know,
(42:01):
and kind of laugh and joke, and so I really
I do think the podcast.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Has strengthened our friendship. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
No, I have not to say, like if we didn't
have it, we wouldn't be friends.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah that's yeah. I don't like you, right, I think that.
And it's been a blessing. Yeah, Like I am happy that.
Like when I get in the car and I company house,
I'm like excited, like I look forward to it. Yeah,
so we get to record. This is good, good stuff. Yeah,
all right, we got one more. All right, that one's
kind of one more. I'll read it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It's not that long, I mean, okay, I can see, yes,
I can add classes. Okay, this is says do not
use my name. Okay, hi, ladies, do not use my name.
I need to know if my reaction to the following
story is reasonable or shady?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I went to a nail salon to get a manny
petty for an upcoming wedding that was out of state.
It was my first time going to this particular establishment,
but it has five star reviews and they use non
toxic products.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
The owner instructed me to get gel polished on my
nails because it lasts longer and regular polish on my toes.
The gel polish came with a ten day guarantee if
chipping occurred, and I left a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Okay. Nice. I departed for the wedding two days later.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Imagine the horror when my nails started chipping on our
both hands on day three.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
On day three, right before the wedding.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Upon my return home, I called the owner and she
scheduled a repair appointment to fix my nails.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Love that. Once there, it.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Was established that the previous tech applied the polished incorrectly.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
The repair consisted of redoing my nails completely. The original
person who did my nails was not the person who
did the repair okay. So afterwards, I thanked the nail
tech and the owner and I left About thirty minutes
later I received a text from the owner inquiring if
I planned to give a tip. What mind you? This
(43:59):
was a pair on their mistake. Yeah, mind you. I
was adhering to their ten day policy.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah mind you.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I live about eighty minutes away round trip, wasting my
gas to repair their mistake?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Mind you. My nails were chipped on day three, Day three,
day three, mind you? I attended the wedding with busted nails.
Busted mind you.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I gave the original tech a twenty percent tip. I
was beyond defended. Their owner asked me about tipping after
I left the store. Asking me in this case is ridiculous,
but to ask after I left, it's unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Okay, are you are?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
We still have to record. We gotta take a gummy
and record one day. Oh yeah, I'm almost done. Huh
am I shady for not tipping in my shading for
telling the owner about herself. Now is it reasonable for
the owner to ask for a tip?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Shady?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Was it the it's responsibility to cover the tip for
the repair teck? Yes, I did feel bad that the
repair tech didn't get a tip, but I already gave
twenty percent. Yes, expecting me to give another twenty percent
is outrageous, Jine, you if the original tech did the repair,
why would I tip her?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
D that's a for tip. No on the voice of Giselle.
Oh no, ma'am no, ma'am, pam all right, okay, So yeah,
she's totally correct on all of that. She's not shady.
The nail people are shady. And that's first of all,
it's crazy to.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Leave and then they're gonna text you say, well call
I think she called where it's a tip? A tip? What?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So for me, I'm a business owner in the beauty
service industry.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You are. And first of all.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
There are times when people don't leave my staff tips period,
like okay, and we don't say like, I'm not going
to call and ask you if you're going to leave
a tip.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okay. So do you have this setup so that the
percentage of tip pops up? Yes? Ok What do you
start with? What's your lowest? What is the lowest?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
It's not like the highest is twenty, so it's not okay,
So the highest is twenty Okay, fine, because I can't
stand when they the lowest is twenty five. Oh yeah,
that's what taxicabs do.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yes, and y'all are out of y'all mind.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, So anyway, so it's not that's
not anything outreage thing. Of course, they have the option
to put in whatever they want. But you know, so
when when they're like checking out, yeah, okay, if you
would like to leave a tip, you can do so
now totally, and some of them will hit no, no
tip or zero whatever or no thank you, and it's fine,
like we're not going to call you or ask you
(47:01):
why or do you not like your service? You know,
like no, you have every right to.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
But do you look at them side?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I will, okay, So if someone doesn't leave a tip,
then I might go and ask my provider, like did
they give you cash? Because a lot of times people
will leave cash okay, and a lot of times yes,
but sometimes no, no, I don't really look at them side. No.
I mean it's it's unusual that people don't leave a tip.
(47:29):
Most people leave a tip. Yeah, it's not like you know,
it is what it is. Yeah, it's okay. And then
if ever there was a case where for whatever reason,
someone didn't like their service or whatever, which is very rare,
and we were to do a redo, there's no way
in hell I would like ask for someone to tip.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
But no, no, if they if you need to do
a redo, it's on you, all of it, right, it's
on you. Right.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It doesn't matter who does the redo. It doesn't matter
who does it. Like that's as the owner of that business.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
That is like a.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Part of business, and that's a serve customer service totally
and wanting to make sure that your client that was
not happy is going to come back. And so that's
just the cost of doing business. And I was told
or taught that the customer is always right, yes, even
when they did ask wrong.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yes, they always right. Yes, indeed yes. So anyway, so
I think that's our episode. Yeah, but leave us a tip. Okay,
we want to tap.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
I love when people tip me on a cameo like cameo, Yes, cameo,
maybe I do.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I gotta look at see. Yeah, we want to tip.
We want to tip. That's an episode. We love y'all
so much. Don't ever forget to live your life. Either
reasonable or it's shape d bye or both Bye bye.
Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
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Speaker 2 (49:11):
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