Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 18

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest Tits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I want to talk to you about you know, we're
transitioning into this new time of life. Bubby. You went first,
and actually Greg went first, and then you. Of course,
Greg's in a whole other level because both of his
kids are now married. Oh and I think I was
going to ask Greg a question about that, because here's
where I'm in, this weird transition where everybody's in college

(00:36):
or everybody's out on their own. Okay, all four of
my kids are in one of those stages. So two
in college, two out on their own, and the two
that are in college. Because now you know, when there's
always one at home, then to me, the parenting switch
is always on because you got one in your house,
you know how it is. I don't know if you

(00:57):
have those of you out there that ever played sports,
did you ever in a situation and you hear this
talk about all the time, where like if somebody plays
sparingly and they say, well, you know, they have to
come off the sideline and then they have to get
in the game. I'm starting to feel that way about parenting.
It's like, you know, I don't parent every day anymore,
so you know, you and I get to the point
where I think, well, I'm done parenting, and suddenly I'll

(01:18):
be called to parent and it's like I don't know
what to do. I'm stiff. I don't even know what
to say. Now, I'm in this weird mode where where
And I must warn those of you that haven't done
this before because you don't deal with them every day,
You don't really deal with them that often. Now, once
they're married, is parenting over that. Now you might get
advice or things like that, but parenting's over.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's advising consin at that point you're like to senate.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
But this kind of these college years is kind of
a hybrid because they're not fully out on their own.
You still have them in most cases an investment there,
but you don't see them that much, so you almost
leave the world of parenting. Then suddenly you're being called
to parent again, and I don't feel like I'm on
top of it. It's like, you know, you're sitting there
and you know, one point one point, you know, you're like, hey,
I'm on, I'm on mosey on down to the farm

(02:03):
and cheering out. We're going mosey over here and get
something to eat. And he won't we mosey on over
and see the boys mosey on over there, and you know,
and I'm not. I'm not parenting anybody. And then and
then then all of a sudden, what you need to
tell him? He didn't need to do that, what you know?
And then then it's like what it's almost like somebody.
You're over there trying to find your helmet. What I'm

(02:24):
in the game. Wait a minute, I wasn't ready and
you run out there and you hadn't scratched it down.
You don't, God, you've did that. That ain't the thing
to do. And you know, sir, what do you mean?
I don't know. Your mom said something's happened. I didn't
know I was gonna parent today. I don't even know
what I'm saying. What's happening? You're gonna go get my book?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't think I don't think i'd do that. I'll
tell you that, whatever it is. Your mother's talking about. Yeah,
you better clean that up. And I mean now it
happened to otherday. Hey, you need to tell him he
needs to come on by and see us. Okay, where
is he?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You know he did? Does he not know where here?
He does? Well, I figure they're gonna come by whenever
they're here. Well, you need to tell them that this
that they again, we won't get over here. Hey dad,
hey son, son, better not see that again, sir? What
are you talking about? I have no idea he was
upset about something. Yeah, something whatever you didn't do today.

(03:20):
Let's not do that again. Just like it's like I'm
not I'm not in the groove. I'm not not not loose,
I'm not I'm not ready to pay. Like the person
that you whistle up. Yeah yeah, the person you back up.
Their helmet came off. So they got to come out
for a play, right, So you have to run in
and you're gonna come back out. But you got to
run in. But seeing act like you know what you're
doing and this is it. And let's use our just

(03:40):
to stay with that football analogy. So what's happened to
is and in baseball, I forgot to warm up and
they're going you like, and I said, oh my gosh,
I was supposed to be throwing in the bullpit, you know.
But in football it's like, you know, they tell the backup, now,
be sure you know what we're doing. Know our offensive
playing in the game, and he's thinking himself, I'm not
get in the game. And then before you know it, hey,
who's down. Oh that's a quarterback. I get your helmet.
Oh my god, I wish I looked at the place.

(04:02):
What are we running? What's Oklahoma mean? You know? And
it's like I've got I've gotten out of the groove.
And this, this this sparse parenting is kind of weird.
You know. It's like you're not you're not in the groove.
You don't know, you don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
But every time I'll tell you this, I'm looking forward to. Yeah,
but when you send money, it seems to get you
back in. It's kind of like a wake up call.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You know. It's funny. And I tell you something, you're
on something because you just nailed it. That is my
go to. I'll tell you what, as long as I'm
funding this, whatever your mother's mad about it. At the stops,
it is corrected I'm cutting you all off. That's always
what I go to. So that's my new covers. My
new parenting thing now is I'm coming like an employee.

(04:46):
I'll fire you. I'm not even a parent anymore. I'm
the boss. Now you're fright again, I'll fire you. And
I was upset with some then I was supposed to
have said, I don't even know what it was. It
had something to do with it. I thinking what was good?
It was one of them going to work? What good?
That was good? That a band? Well do you mean

(05:09):
you don't have your check book with that? I never
had to use it for. What do you need a
check book for? I'm filling out my thing. They got
to know my accounts so they can direct deposit. Oh
you need to you need to know your count number. Son,
I'll fire you. You know, I don't know what to
do name. It's just weird parenting now, very very strange.

(05:30):
When it was a daily occurrence, you know, you were
constantly parenting. Yeah, just just pair it every now. But
and then the thing gets me too.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You just have to cut your playbook down. Rick have
one sheet.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't know if you've been through it before or not.
Maybe y'all didn't have a situation. But but do you
find yourself though? It's the dad trying to like pretend
to be sad about them all being gone. I'll tell
you what, I just, I just I just miss having
kids in this house, don't you, Yes, yes, I do, well,
I do. But uh, this is doing whatever we want

(06:03):
to anytime we want to. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah it's not. It's not quite as bad as I
thought it would be.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah. Oh yeah. Going out there and only one trash can
having trash bags in it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I hate this.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is terrible. Look. I went in the room twice.
It's like clean. This is awful. Where's those empty water bottles?
I miss so much? Laying everywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Out putting a plastic garbage can?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
What always have for me to doing?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
For you?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Were so close?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, it's just fallen off the table. Would the camp?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah? Man, those friends that we didn't know they bring by.
I miss that.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hungry, Yeah yeah, I miss all are always hunger so
I don't have to stop and get a party platter
on the way home because the team parties at the house. Man,
this is terrible. I hate this. Looking out here on
the porch with nothing to do, just do.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Whatever on today. Hey, I think I'll walk down there
and look at it.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I tell you what I hate is all this rusty Yeah,
that's doing what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
You gotta stop a me riding to the farm with
zero gilt because I left you with a bunch of
screaming kids. This is terrible me calling you and there's
no noise in the house. We got to fix that.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
And I mean, now, yeah, right away.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
When I call you to tell you how big a
fish I call out here screaming kids. Man, I really
miss that guilt, right am I not supposed to be
unhappy about this. I mean, you know, I mean this
don't cause too much trouble anymore. Please move be back.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
So yesterday we all head out into our little worlds
and we're doing all our things. And and so I
get a picture from Bubba and Helmsey we all did
here on the old program. You know, we also need
to look into the one that Adler sent us as well.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Remind me to give that a look here in a
little bit and see if we came there. May be
a piece of gold there today. But we'll look and
bubba if i'm I hope what I see.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
It?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Apparently it looks like you and Helmsey are holding. Now.
I don't know enough about it to know except for
what you put in the picture, and that is pickleball rackets,
And it looks like a whiffle ball. Is that what
a pickleball looks like? Yeah, it is it is.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
We had lunch yesterday with tennis legend Boom Mason, and
they they offer some pickleball stuff there. We're at the
Hoover Country Club and so Hem's and I got out
and we were trying to learn a little more. It
was kind of an investigative thing, wouldn't you say him?
For you know, since there had been a lot of

(08:57):
talk about pickleball. I was just going to get out
and see what it was all about. Out now, none
of us, neither one of us know the rules.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Keep this in mind, we are completely I have hit
back and forth over a net before, but I have
never played a game. Don't know anything about the rules,
don't know how you score any of that. So it
was all new. It's a new journey for us.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So then I see, you know, we all have a
little fun and then Bubba puts back, thanks for coming
out and putting me through a grueling six minute workout.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, so what what what.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
All that six minutes? A hell on the.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, we went out there and we probably made a
mistake and that we were going to do this right
after lunch as opposed to before it well you uh,
you know, but it's it's still you know, it's still
right after lunch. And uh but and it was it
was rather warm yesterday and uh, you know, I'm I'm
I need to make that process to do better.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
And it was it was it was hot up. So
when I see the six minutes, because I know exactly
what you're talking about because I've been there. You know,
anytime you stop and start and you try to get
started back the first day, you there's a day that
you say, Today's the day I assess where I am? Yeah,
and what what what work lies ahead?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Is that? What should I read into that six minute
thing that that that that bussy is at the starting
point this time.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Is if clearing the forest is getting in shape, we
need napal.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Pretty severe.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
We need B fifty two's carpet bombing. Yeah, Agent Orange right,
yell and a lot of bulldozers.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Right, Well, you know what I think, and this is
a mistake a lot of people make, and I think
you did not make it yesterday, which is good. And
I'm speaking from experience as well. You need to when
you start back, you gotta you gotta ease back in
and then increase because if you go crazy the very
first day back, you will have such a terrible, bodily

(11:12):
response to that. Yeah, before you know it, you don't
go back to anything. I believe that's off the table. Yeah,
so so probably six minutes about all you needed.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Just yeah, well, you know, we're still nursing a knee
in the back and you know, trying to assess that
and it's it's not good, especially the back. But yeah,
we uh, you know, I appreciate hims taking a few
minutes and just let me get out there and move
around a little bit. That wasn't a lot of movement.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
But I have I have a couple of things I
want to ask. First, we were out.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
There actually a little longer than six minutes, but I
thought that sounded funny. Yeah, tweet men, it might have
been ten, may have been.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
I'll tell you this, It wasn't No more than ten, right,
I can't. I can confirm that it was no more
than ten manues.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Two things I want to tell her.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Fact we sat down, he took a break at about
probably the eight to ten min I'm going with a man,
and I thought, I thought, okay, we're probably gonna really
get after it here next. And Bubba looked at me
and he goes, you know, I really hate you come
out here for this. I think we need to call
it a day. So you think done was warm up?
And I and that's fine. Now that was hot. I

(12:16):
will give him that. It was hot, hot, hot, humid, choky,
it will choke you hot kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
But I thought I thought there was more comping. I
thought there was more coming.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I really did. Right, that's a long way to go
for it, man. A couple of things.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well, I had hit golf balls for about an hour
prior to lunch, so I kind of got my you know,
I got my feel.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Justify the trip. I did, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
So I'd like a lunch with Boo and Bubba. That
was fun.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I've got them longer to set up the pickleball court
than you play it.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Did You're absolutely correct, correct, that is correct.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
That okay, which I felt bad for the guys that
had set up for a five minute warm up.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Sorry, guys, the apology really probably should have been to them,
not to Hamsey, since you'd hit some golf balls.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yes, listen, listen, I think I think one of my
favorite lives, Bubba. We'd hit about, I don't know, eight
to ten of the pickleballs. He looked at me and
he goes, I thought, this is supposed to be easier
than ten. Yeah, from a from A from a breathing standpoint,
because we were both huffing and puff and playing pickleball.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't know how you get around the fact that
our age, you're having to move around and hit anything
back and forth.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, and you know, there's there's some things that go
against you. One, you're on a hard court to begin with,
and that's that's bad because that the knees in the
back will feel that the next day, no matter what.
And it's amazing how much difference that is in the
soft it is, especially when you get old. There's a
lot of truth to that.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
The other thing, and I noticed about this immediately, the
pickleball bounce is very flat. It doesn't bounce very high,
so you have to bend over a whole lot more.
And you have a short wooden paddle. You know, at
least with a racket, I can just kind of, you know,
stick it down there and I've got it covered to
the ground with this. You got to get down there
with it and.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
To pick and here's the here. You got to bend
over and pick the ball up.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
That is the worst part you have to you know,
to pick the ball up, you got to reach all
the way down there and get it. With a tennis racket,
I can flip it up with my foot. I never
bend over.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
A couple of questions.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's a long way down there, well plus two area
that a ball. Because you're playing sideways on the tennis court,
there's a lot more room behind you in places the
balls can roll off. They're not staying right there in
that area, so they.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Roll off and you've got to bend over. Pickle. I'm
about to say why they just called pickleball because Pickle
the dog would run go get the ball. I'm going
to say this, and I will get.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Our dog must have been off for lunch urch Pickle.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Caution, caution, stupidity. I'm about to say something out of
stupidity because I don't know anything about it. Okay, what
I'm saying is just from my just from my ability
to logically see this and know what it's like to
try to move at our age. Is it possible that
I might be, if I'm in the right situation, move

(14:56):
less in a game of doubles than I would in
a game of pickle. No, I don't think. Okay, all right, Okay,
I didn't know which one moves more because.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's smaller, it's it's definitely less territory to cover. But
I'll be honest with picking the ball up one of
the biggest, like not it's a long way down there.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
So what you know, when you think about like burpies
and things that make you tired picking the ball up,
I usually don't see that in the category. If you do,
I will come to get it.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, you gotta hurt back, and you gotta you gotta
bend over and hold a pillow. You know between that
was different. I mean it was harder, but this is
how I usually.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, oh boy, here we go.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You just grab it, oh yeah, just to pull it upside.
I showed you there's one.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Can you move back a little bit more bobb so
TV can see keep going, keep going right there, right,
there's good. Yeah, uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I mean normally, you know, tennis ball, I would come up,
I will pick it up and I like, yeah right,
you know with this, I don't have that. You can't
do that pickleball.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's not that.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Y'all see that. Just see that move. And he had
to do that a lot yesterday.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeh yeah, I heard. I heard his air cut off
from here. I mean, just just cut off. I mean,
you know what, no one, pure honesty, no one wants
to have a kink in their holes over and over
and over. You. Yeah, I didn't get.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I know everybody, they don't think it's a big deal.
But I've asked a couple of them to do sit
up with a pillow in their It ain't as much fun.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
No, it's not. No, it's not on a beach ball.
As a matter of fact, I know, I know. When
we're trying to do better, you know what they do
to make you sit ups harder, They make you hold
something on your stomach. Play. Yeah, I didn't get my
questions in, so I'm gonna do it. We come back.
I got a few questions to ask uh, it's fifteen
minutes past. More Ricking Bubba coming up, butter.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
For this Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba nine minutes to the
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Speaker 1 (17:04):
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(17:24):
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(17:48):
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She's saying, there's certain things that you can do. Big
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(18:10):
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(18:31):
and ready to go? And I want to be sure
you have it right, because he did? You Have you
got every area? Have you looked it over really good?
And make sure you mark you marked them all?

Speaker 9 (18:41):
And I've got tiss here to hold him down?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
What do I do? Do I sit up? Do I lay back?

Speaker 9 (18:46):
I don't know what he just told me. He hoped
that these ear fines made me deaf, and I said, yeah,
so that can't hate.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
He thought you had a moon. He couldn't you could hear?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
All?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Are we are we sure he's marked up?

Speaker 9 (19:00):
So this is botoks and bowtops.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Can be.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
I'm not doing a lot. I don't want him to
be frizen. I want him to be well.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Can the lines let it go?

Speaker 9 (19:11):
I'm wanting it, I'm wanting it to soften it so
that over time. It's not so that he can't make
a face because he's gonna make them.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Now we've seen that.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
Grace For gods, it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Don't you want to look softer?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't hear anything you're saying he wants.

Speaker 9 (19:26):
I mean, you don't want that, like because you're when
one eye is lower, it makes an asymmetrical your.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Eyes are your head looks a little bit more A
little bit. So I hang out with all every day,
and y'all have never said the word we use off kilter.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
They needed to point it out.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I thought they used force its on you when you
were born.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Well, you know, the docs are professional. Our opinion doesn't
care near as much.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Late she's she just let's go. I mean, I just
don't know if he's marked up good enough.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
He's marked up pretty good.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I can't say the lines.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
On TV? You can say, yeah, where the lines are going?
You might want to call those lines in a little better.
All right, Yeah it is, Well, how do you think
how you think they do it?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Look, he's laying all the way back. This is fantastic.
Ryan Greenwood, you are welcome, all right, y'all, please if.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Somehow Gregor wipping the lines off.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Greg Greg, if so far she can, if so if
somehow she can go too far? And he has that,
and he has that little lucky surprised all the time.
What am I doing? It'll make my day? I will
send nothing. I wist send Ryan Green with a picture
every day. Rick, alright, am I bad that? I hope
you have some kind of larger reality. Well yeah, let's

(20:50):
don't go that far. Okay, here we go, Greg, and
I got her own show going over here? All right, okay,
all right, so okay, it's our market all here.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Yesterday I realized that it needs.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
To go up, and okay, you have.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
To get all.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, all right, So I need to know where you're
gonna hit me.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Can you tell me?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Can so I can be prepared around the line held
the market.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
A little bit. And I'm going to try to make
sure that you don't get those lines etched like a
sharpie in your head forever, because it only looks.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Good on talk.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Go ahead, You sure you don't need to mark him
up just to mark him one more time.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
I gotta make him still.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh boy, oh boy, oh oh, here it goes. I
can't look he's getting botox. How that feel that feel
a little things? Hey, look at Hemsey's face. Hemsey's making
a trouble face making all the best things stopping.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh oh god, that one got.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Shoot a couple of healthy nose.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Do you get a tack of time out here?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I got an ear logan please letter, you can do
what you say? What do you? I love that view? Rick?

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Rick, Rick, everybody here.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
What you're gonna mention?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
How the meeting are you?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It didn't hurt that bad. It's just a little beast.
Next time you'll schedule them drugs at different times. Your
head has got blood all over it. Okay, serious?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, Rick wanted me.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
To mark breath. That's what you did to me.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You look.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Tell how much better he's gonna look?

Speaker 9 (23:25):
I mean you already look better because the marker distracts
from the lines, you know, dry down. He has very
pretty eyes. That is his feature. He's very pretty green eyes.
He matches it to his shirt with his cameras in
the morning, so we don't want his eyes to we'll
lose your eyes.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
We really bring those eyes. Hey, don't hide your don't
hide your eyes from the world.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
Just put the focus where it's supposed to be. But
that's what you have.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
You really do. People get lost in your eyes.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Thank you, We're lost in your eyes. Debbie Gibson, you
don't have that. You have gunshots, but you don't have
a Debbie Gibson button.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I should have thought that we have a funny Davis
the story.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well, that's a that's a that's an old story. I
love her well the that moment.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
She was a fan of Speedy, Well that was really
like you.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Maybe she That was when Sweedy was still on the
market and Debbie Gibson's mom didn't know what was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You went out with Debbie Gibson, her mom, Her.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Mom tried to fix her. Mom s.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
Well, it was all because of your eyes.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Whatever happened, I think, I don't know. If we are
not the podcast watering.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
That's good.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
They're not dry. But the point is to get his
brows up a little bit, make this a little bit softer,
let him still be able to make so we can
tell when you're scared.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Y'all got little show.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
Going on the top of your ears. You need to
put sunscreen on the top of you you've been neglected
that cancer.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You remember he had those things that went on his glasses,
that covered his ears.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
That's the remark here, just because Vic said, I don't
know what.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I didn't say that. I just said to be sure
he's marked up properly. That's all I DoD.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Just want to Mart.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
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Speaker 2 (25:36):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
This is not what we call looking out for each other.
That's all I'm gonna say this. And I know we're
getting we got a lot going on. I look well,
I want you to know that I am gracious about this.
I'm marcultle bit and uh well you've heard all on
the way in. I don't want you to over I
don't want you to have a foreigner overload. I'm gonna
have foreigner had Ricky's had a foreigner sigh. Combo, amazing combo.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Listen, my playlist is diverse, my friend.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
All those two for the past week and a half.
I almost didn't play that because I knew we'd lose him.
But look, they're gonna get put in the all time.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I forget how many great hits they had A lot,
you know, I'll be right, and God forgot about it,
of course, Bubba.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They got a little poppy of then, like you know
how I am about that. Yeah, it's just good music, Greg,
A little poppy, A lot of keyboards. That was yesterday
and all that. I didn't like that. You tell you what,
I don't count that count.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
None of those count.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I knew he'd like that. I don't mind, believe it
or not. I want to know what love is. But
I didn't stop right there. Back to what Bubba was saying.
I don't like that was yesterday. And I don't like
say will or say you whatever it is because I
don't think they're good on they're not. There's something to
do the style of it.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
So Greg, let's just I know I went different.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Let's talk about you, yea, Yeah, that's that's all good.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Why you see, I don't see the big the big
change in that and say you will to me it's
all evidently I look at it on the whole different level.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
But this is how I want to know. This is
how much feel when people try to talk about space
around you, Rick, I want to acknowledge, say you will
say you won't know. That's the worst song. I think
that may be the worst song for and ever did.
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
A matter of fact, that was the last one I
heard fo I got out.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I mean honestly, when they pulled the saxophone out on
Urgent kind of lost me. Now that's a good one.
That's when they started losing it. It is, and they
were a rock band, especially when you realize that's the
same saxophone player that was a billy Joel. He's just
a hard gun, plays with everybody, so you know his name.
You're not even remember the band. Yeah, y'all runned a
lot of things for me with your knowledge of musicians.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Don't let them speedy. I'm holding to my I'm really not.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm I probably am not as purist. I mean I'm not.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Really you're not. You're not near the purest great.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I have a style of music.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm not near the peist you are.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah. Yeah, I have a style of music that I
just prefer, just like everybody has a style of music
that are styles of music. Then you have those things
that leave your style of music. That's just a good song.
But my thing against that was yesterday. It's just not
a good song. Yeah, I mean it just didn't there's
nothing to it, didn't have any rick.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's got deep vocals, deep thoughts, powerful vocals.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, then maybe it'd be a good point. There's a
long way from hot blooded to say you will say
you on. Oh my gosh, that is a journey right
down and it is going downhill. Boy. Uh So here's
the situation, Greg, And I'm just asking you as my
brother and to look after me more. And we try
to give each other a heads up. So I was

(28:42):
at home last night. Now I did make a I
did make a sun mistake. I did. And this is
a mistake married sons make. I try to sometimes count
a long conversation with my mother and wife as me
checking in, and that's a mistake. You don't do that, Okay,

(29:02):
Just give young husband something. If your wife is on
the phone with your mother getting all the information and
updates and then passes them along to you, no true mother,
especially you know a mother that counts that as their
son getting in contact.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Starting to come back now, Greg, thinking yeah I would,
I'd like for it came back to you about two
three days ago. But anyways, so so I said to myself,
and there's a there's a line in here that Greg,
I mean, you just have to say just whatever the
punishment is, because I am guilty Rick of breaking a
brother cold. So you got to help each other out, okay.

(29:42):
So and there's no excuse because, uh, you know, our mothers,
if they're here, still here with you on earth, they're
to be held in high regard, in a place of respect,
and you need to check in with your mom and
you need to look after him. So uh and and
I try to do good job on that I do,
but but I'm I'm I'm imperfect, and I doubt I
had let time too much time go as far as

(30:02):
my mom was concerned that I had not checked in.
But here's where it all went downhill when I called
her last night because I was trying to get organized
with what we're going to be doing this fall. And
sometimes they like to go see the boys at college
and go to a ball game, and I was trying
to farey football games. We're going to go to what
I need tickets for and another great honored Dad is

(30:23):
going to be honored at an Auburn game this year
for going into the Hall of Fame. He and Tommy
ag So that'll be great. That'll be handles for us.
But anyway, so I'm trying to I realized I need
to call mom and let's kind of get our fall together. Well.
I was just telling Greg now that that's the most
damning statement, right. I was just telling Greg that I

(30:48):
guess your dad and I have gotten so old that
Rick doesn't anything to do with this, because you know,
he didn't like old people. Yeah, she did say. I
thought she was just huh, Rick, I took it. She goes,
I've come to concludeon you know, he's not crazy about pets,
and you know there's a certain thing you know about
old people and.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
And certain foreigner something.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, and and and all this, and and I said, Mom,
I told her, as long she didn't eat around she
was good. And she started asking what food should I
not eat around you? And I said, Mom, I said.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
So is this the first time she's heard your speech
on that.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
She's heard it on the show? And no, no, but
this is the line. As I was telling Greg the
other day, I haven't heard from Rick, and I guess
we've gotten so old that he that he doesn't wan
anything to do with us. Well, that's so ridiculous. Come
to me, that's so ridiculous. I didn't even but what
I'm talking about. Why don't you come to me and say, hey,
just heads up? Mom's mom's needing hero. Yeah, I know,

(31:40):
I know, I got that. You know what I didn't need.
She was laughing, Greg, I don't have to be Sherlock
Holmes to come to the conclusion that you didn't tell
me about you didn't you forgot about it because I
didn't get a heads up. But I understand she was
kind of laughing it up. So I didn't take it
serious that I misinterpreted. Yes, you did it, But I

(32:01):
was just telling Greg, well, I was gonna wait you
out and saying on you way, and then N felt
bad form, right, And of course you know, and she
and it may be true, by the way, and some
of y'all are gonna hear from Greg, and if it's true,
and you know, she thinks that anytime people do work there,
that they're taking advantage of them because this one. This
one we decepted. Thank yeah, yeah we need to come down. Yeah,
we need to come to them. But anyway, and I

(32:23):
think they're sad that there is some of that that
people try to try to take senior citizens and take
them for a ride, you know, overcharge. I believe I
got them on this. Yeah, don't do things, you know. Hey, hey,
your warranty covered it. But look how much I charge.
Of course, let me throw it back. Let me throw
it back for just a second. Like that situation, I said,
mother one one you call because you know, I mean,
it helps to get some else opinion. Not that I

(32:43):
know everything, but I know people who do. Well, I
don't want to bother you. How you're gonna bother me? Well,
you know what I'm saying. She in that situation, Well,
I know y'all are busy. I was telling I was
telling Greg that I haven't heard from you in three weeks.
She did, Oh, she had it down. I want to say,
how long? See, but here's what how about this? I

(33:04):
think she said crag on that. But but here's the
thing that got me, and this is my mistake. I
take full responsibility and I apologize to the get Away
from yourself. No, I said, I said that, but I said,
I made a mistake. Of course, it's probably in Cherry
after Hey thinks I said, didn't you and Cherry just
talk like for about an hour and a half last few.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Days doesn't count, I said, I said.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, I was. I was in the house. I heard
y'all talking. I said, try to country, I try to
count to. Cherry told me everything that you Well, I
just hadn't heard from you, and I know we're getting older.
And when I heard the phrase I was telling Greg,
I said that you gotta come tell me about that.
You can't leave me out there like that. I'll be honest,

(33:43):
It just my I call up thinking I'm ready to
get business done, and all of a sudden, I'm hit
with us. Well, I wonder where you went. Well, hey, strangers,
I told Greg the other day, and we're probably getting
too old. Head Come on, Greg, do you want to apologize.
I'm sorry for that. I should have give you a head.
You're what you guys want you to give me.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Now.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I need to do a better job and not be
in that situation. But if I'm in that situation, let
me know I should I should have gone. Don't let
me get by inside it. I got distracted.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
We'll be right back to ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
A lot of people are calling Bank nine with this guy. Uh.
It is definitely a wacky world story. Uh and uh
and we got Billy Tatum here and yeah back, we
got a package from W. S A z Uh. You're
gonna love this call enjoy.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
After years, a community in Huntington got its wish of
having a city crew cut down an old and potentially
dangerous tree.

Speaker 12 (34:37):
But for one college student, that tree came down with
quite a cost. Now she might need to hitch a
ride to class. Channel three's Andrew Colgrove is at the
site where the tree came down and joins us now
with a look.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
The man says he was on his poorch Monday morning
watching a crew from the City of Huntington cut down
an old tree next to Central City Elementary School. He
says neighbors have been making her quest for years, trying
to get the tree brought down. He says just a
few weeks ago, during a storm, a limb was blown
off that tree onto the windshield of a neighbor's parked truck.
The witness says he watched in disbelief Monday as the

(35:13):
tree was cut down and landed right onto a parked
vehicle totaling it.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
We're told that car belongs to a Marshall student.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
You can imagine how upset she had to be when
she came outside and saw her car looking like this.
There's a little of what that witness had to say.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
It sounded like a bear cane getting flatten. It just
was crunch it. I hate to say it. It was kind
of cool, you know, I mean, what guy, what you know?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Does it like you know destruction?

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Yeah, you know, that's why we go to demolition Derby's.
But hey, you know, bottom line, that's that poor girl's
new car and she can't get to school now.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Could not could not have wished.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
If you think that's the first time, last time, I'm
gonna hear that, uh sew it up again. I mean,
that's got to be back now, I does. That's got
every bit of it. He's wide eyed and ready to go.
He ain't get this cooln't get this school. I mean,
it was not kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Let's say it one more time.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Crush flat and it just was crunch it. I hate
to say it. It was kind of cool, you know, I mean,
what guy, what you know doesn't like you know, destruction?
Yeah you know, that's why we go to demolition Derby's.
But hey, you know, bottom line that's that poor girl's
new car and she can't get this school.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Now, get this school, now, get this school now?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh yeah, I need that first line to it. But
it will sounds like a beer can? Why do you think?

Speaker 6 (36:57):
It sounded like a beer can getting flat? And it
just was crunch. I hate to say it. It was
kind of cool, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I mean, guy, what you know?

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Does it like you know destruction? Yeah, you know that's
why we go to demolition Derby's. But hey, you know,
bottom line that's that poor girl's new car and she
can't get this school.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Now let's talk about the idiots that tried to cut
through to come on goodness. First of all, why are
you moving all the cars on the road? Why did
you get everybody out?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Do I feel like maybe these are city workers not
professional tree guys? Is that what I mean? Go ahead,
and I mean, how do you do that?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I think we can barely miss that car. Well, I've
heard these tree guys who are amazing. I do not
think this better know what you do. I don't. I
don't think this brew knew how to make it lay
where they wanted delay, didn't it.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, I mean, look, there's more to it than just
putting a notch on one side.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I used to have to deal with this a lot
because they would tear power lines down and some of
the things people try to do and it don't work
out cutting trees. Oh I'm gonna do it myself. It's
better to call in the pros.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I seen trailer just gets centered one time. Really, yeah,
right through the middle of it.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Oh my gosh, Well that tree did a lot of
damage car looks. I mean almost cut it like a
beer can. Yeah, glad you wasn't sitting in it. Well,
I didn't know looking at it. You've been in the
back seat that gets you out on the can open.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
When I looked at it, I was like, is that
a smart car? Did the tree make it.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
A smart I know, I thought the same thing. I
couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It might. It might have been bigger than it looked
because took it wasn't really big to start with.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
But it's it's tiny.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Now, boy, there it is. That's a bank nine, right, there.
My friend is really thank you all. So all those
were big week, big weekend emails that we got all
weekend long and social media and all that. Top of
the hour. We'll be back our numbers eight six six
we be big. Our website Rickingbubba spelled out the word
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(38:48):
are coming to your town, and don't forget today is
a charity charge Monday.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
We'll be back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Eight six six, we be big.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Let's go to Jacob. Jacob, Welcome to Rick and Bobble
thirty seconds go ahead, Hey, monkey anger, I appreciate your calling, buddy.
I just on that guy that was running for president
Budha Budha or.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
From Indiel.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, I got it, yep, yep, uh as bad as
like these third world countries already. Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
There playing with danger.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yes, exactly where it's going to. Anonymous out of Birmingham, Anonymous,
go ahead, morning guys.

Speaker 10 (39:44):
Uh, this was noticing.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Uh, bubble Bubba, bubble Bubba.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I got just like I did, just like you, Yeah,
just like I did with the Double Mountain pharmacy. If
you guys listened to it above it, you say fulfilled
instead of yeah we left it.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, well we we We fought that, believe it or not.
We tried.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
We eventually just had to give up.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can I tell you that was about of the word.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
We didn't mess up with Bubba Boom boom.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
We actually tried. We tried to how many times? Finally
we said just forget it.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Just we worked on a thirty minutes, just went with
it's gonna have to be that.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
We just what it is. We try to get Bubba
to do full field I think eight I think eight
times and he would do it until it was till
it was time to read it.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, normal time.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Andre, But you're listening to the Rick Bugget show, sir, see.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
What you sounded like?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Fairfield? I don't know what it is. And it happens
with with with both of us. If there's a word
that we can't say, well and it's in a commercial, boy,
we can say it for you out outside of the
commercial practice. There's something about that rhythm when we go
to read it in the commercial and talk about it.
Something about that rhythm we revert back to our natural state.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Everybody but I.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Think that's really what they want in an endorsement. Do
they just want us to be with us?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
You know?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
You know that's just what.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
If you wanted a professional announcer, you should just ask
for one.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Got you one? You said, you said you have access
to it.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
You said you wanted to actually play extra for that.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Sir, you have stroked the check to have Rick and
Bubba say it, and by god, that's how they said.
How about this? Do you know what he means? Yeah?
Do you know what he means? As long as he's
not using a word that doesn't have the right meaning,
a mispronunciation. That we've done that too. I hope you feel,
but I hope to fulfill God's will in my life.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Where did that all come from?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
That's what you do.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Let's go to a register around here too, which one
is how do we register? You say register? Register?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You d you throw it region there?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Just drop a D in register and you can say
it now, but in copy you can all right, let
me ask you this on our show. Do we have
anybody that can say, because this might be one that
nobody can say, is there is a member of the
show that can say, I can't even say.

Speaker 13 (42:23):
It vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulture, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, And.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
That's a horrible I can hung up.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
That might be quiet again, it's like vulture vulture, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Vulture.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
That makes it worse. I like curriculum is vulnerable, and
anybody say vulnerability.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Vulnerability, vulnerabil vulnerability of multiple I know I can't know
whatever architectural review. If I say, the name of the
book of the Bible starts D E T Diteronomy. Now

(43:21):
try deuteronomyernomy.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I struggle with Ecclesiastes. That's a tough one. Ecclesiastes, that's
a tough What about the car leader of the team,
Bubba Toyota Toyota, that was your best Toyota ever?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I was at the farm Saturday, and I was having
just a banner day. And keep in mind that I
had put my farm keys in the thigh pocket and
shut the button so they wouldn't fall out in the card.
It wouldn't fall out. If I was piddling, it wouldn't
fall off. I set up against a tree, wouldn't fall
out on fishing, you know, because hey, I want to
be sure I don't lose my farm keys, right.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, I mean you don't want to lose that. I
mean then you can't get around anywhere.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Right. So so anyway, so the day goes on and
Gary's gonna call later and he'll tell you what it
was like. We did do an afternoon turkey hunt and
you know all that, so we'll we'll discuss that later.
But so you know, keep in mind too, this is getting,
you know, close to springtime, so already you know, there's

(44:28):
more daylight than there used to be, so the days
are longer, and so you know, you can get get
the peddling around and look down and you can't believe
that it's seven o'clock. But you can't even believe it.
And so I've just had a great day because I
literally ended the turkey hunt because Gary, how you all
you can think about is fishing. Let's just quit. But
why is catching fish? You know? And and I stopped
catching fish and then I went and sat up against

(44:50):
a tree and had to be quite, couldn't move, and
I was enjoying fishing more than that. That's how you
want to do that. I'm gonna take you back and fish.
So I went back and I'm fishing. Well, I'm just fishing,
and there's some great shots that drew by Doob Doo Has.
I mean, you can literally see the sun setting and
I'm catching fish and holding them up. Well, you can
see the sun and I'm just having it. Look at that.
I'm just having Yeah, I'm just having a banner day.

(45:11):
And Sherry sorry said hey, I've already handled eating. You know,
just whatever you want to eat, eat on your own.
Just come on back whenever you want to. I'm I'm
still doing stuff in the house and doing this, doing that,
so you know what she was doing. So so I said,
well that's it. Time to wrap up. Now it's getting dark. Now, okay,
time put stuff up. So I go and I put

(45:34):
everything up, and I start heading up to camp house
and I'm not, man, what do I do with my keys?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
And I think then I'm on the.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Rest where you need a fishing buddy to go? Hey, yeah,
I don't know where you put that?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Well in bragnant about your pocket and again, in a
goofy moment, I think to myself, this is how bad
it is. Guys, I don't think I brought them with me.
I think, oh you went that blank. Yeah, I think
I even left. I think I left camp house open
and I just got the stuff because I can see
camp past even No, I said, I don't think I
have them, So so so I go up to the

(46:07):
door and then there's that terrible moment where the doors.
The door's locked, and now.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
You don't know now if they're inside or you lost Well.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I knew they weren't inside because it's impossible locked the
door with the cap, so that part out. So now
real panic set's meaning, oh no, they're out here somewhere,
and daring all that. It never crossed your mind, you Greg,
You're gonna love this. So I look inside and I
can see the little desk there with the light on.
I saw a my stuff laying out there that I
needed for this week, you know. So I can't leave.
And I do have my truck key, so I can leave,

(46:36):
but I'm leaving stuff. There's stuff in there I need.
I'm standing in Camo. My closer in there, okay, and
uh and that's minor, but still the other stuff's not mine.
I mean, I'm gonna have to go back if I
don't get it. So this is how far I went. Okay,
so I ended up remembering something that was helpful, I'll

(46:56):
just put it that way. But it was only good
enough to get me back in the gate. Okay, Well
I didn't have to I didn't have to climb in. Yeah,
I still don't have a backup key to the to
the camp house. So I so I get in and
I frantically I'm looking in the vehicle I was in. Nothing.
I'm looking on the tables where I set up all
the fishing rods. Nothing. Guys, y'all, you won't believe how

(47:20):
far I went. Got in my truck and drove all
the way back to where I was turkey hunting and
shining the lights into the woods, and found a tree
I was leaned up against and I'm scrambling around into
pine strang looking for my keys. You're into this for
a long time, this, and all of a sudden my
leg goes up against the tree and I feel the
keys pressing against my leg, and I'm like, God the Mighty,

(47:45):
I remember that now. None of that, None of it
I get. Initially, guys, I had no recollection some point,
no recollection of putting those None. Wow, did you talk
to yourself out loud?

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, any anything. It was the fact that you drove
all the way back after where you were turkey hunting. Yeah, yeah,
I found the tree. Greg found a tree. You know
I found a tree because I go back. You can't
remember nothing. I left my cushion there. Yeah, I bet
my keys are on. I thought, oh good that. I
thought I was sharp. Look at me, I've gone back
and found a tree. I was gonna be laying right

(48:19):
there by that cushion because I leaning meat that tree
and I couldn't get comfortable. Good thing I left my cushion.
Good thing, I left my cushion. I know exactly the
tree I was on. And then panic hits and I'm like,
where are my keys? And I turned around when I
did my thigh hit that tree and I felt I
felt push up me and I said, I tell you
there are where I put them so I wouldn't losing
my little side.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
But I couldn't remember it.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And Greg, I got on myself so hard. The Scotty
van Pelt would have got bad text about it. I
got so mad at myself. I said, you you are
an absolute idiot.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
You idiot.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
You should already you were wrong by I mean you
found the key. Yeah, yeah, well now let's let's do
let's do talk about that for a minute. Is there
anything quite like elation of finding something you thought you
because I lose a lot of things. Because because I'm
the kind of yet me, I lose a lot of things.
So I immediately go into the what this loss means,

(49:11):
you know, I mean, how you replace Sherry's got some
of her keys. She's gonna get mad that I got
to get her keys and get copies made. You know,
I go into the mode of what it really means.
I thought about me riding home and Camo. I thought about,
I've got to come back now and get all the
stuff for Wednesday, because I left it all in there
on the desk. I got to come you know all.
I mean, I go that far because I've lost stuff

(49:32):
so many times. I know that you have to run
the list of what this loss means.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Well, see, I try to use I try to be
a slave to the routine, and that way I'll know
where the keys are because I don't have to think
about it. I always lay them in the same place
at night, and all that when I hunt. I know
I have a place in my backpack, but see, turkey
hunting is different. I don't care that backpack. So I've
been in the same boat. What I do in my keys, Well,
what I've got to do, Bubby, you got to carry

(49:57):
your wallet, Well, you'd have your hunting license to them.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Goes back to this again, here's what has to happen,
and you just hit on it. And this is what
this is. Sadly where we are said, and Bubba's got
a real sad situation where we are. But I'm gonna
have to Now when I go to the farm, I'm
gonna have to put the farm keys in the same
place every single time.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Every time you have to have a hook in a
certain place, you have to have a pocket.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
So that leg pocket thing just just left your mind,
it came back. Didn't remember it at all. Great, think
about this. I thought I had become sharp and responsible
by putting them in a pocket they couldn't fall out
of You did that? Hey, I got a great idea.
Tell you what I'm gonna do. That's what they style
pockets are for. Once I shut that button, ain't no
way it's gonna get it. And so I don't have

(50:40):
to work us a lot of time yourself, especially when
you you, especially when you're shaped like we are. If
you put stuff in your front pockets, you could just
be sitting in a vehicle and they fall out. I
mean you. You certainly can't be out in the woods
sitting there against trees, and all that was stuff just
in these front pocket And so I thought about all that, yeah,
and said, do I tell you what I'm gonna do
to be sure I don't lose them? But but then
probably proud well, and then Gary said, I start thinking

(51:02):
I could have something. But what I said was no.
I tried to implement a plan that would give me
my best shot at having something. But I couldn't remember
that I did something in order to have something. You
made a responsible move. You just forgot you did? I
forgot my responsible move?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
There it is so it was, and that guy normally
goes back to early on set.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
It is I normally when I, because I do lose
a lot of things, I always give the old pocket run.
You know I did that, but I never went down
to these pockets. How many times you think out great,
because you know what that is. That's the great George Carlin,
I went back to the force.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
But hey, guys, y'all don't understand how my not changed
when that door was locked the campus because I was
in full blown mode. Hey, I didn't want a fool
with those keys, so I left them in camp house
because odd just somebody getting in my house and this
short period time is pretty low. I'll chance that not
to lose my keys. And when I got there, that
door shut, and the only way it could be shut
as that I locked it and then kept the keys
with me. And then you turned around and looked at

(51:57):
that pasture and said, and then my mind started going
where is it? And for some stupid reason, and this
is something George Carlon covered too, I went to places
there's no way they could. Yeah. Why am I looking
the glove compartment of the truck. Yeah yeah, I never
got in the truck, on the truck keeping around. Yeah,
But as I've told my boys, when they lose something,
don't assume anything, no check everywhere. So I lost it.

(52:19):
The place, well, the places I was convinced gregs can Greg.
The place I was convinced that I was convinced was
that it was in the vehicle that I was driving around.
Uh huh, that poor vehicle. You looked you. I took
everything out of every crevice in that vehicle so many times.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Like you would have put them behind the back seat, right,
But I look, I look behind the back seat every
time my truck for something.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
But one time I looked to see if it was
if it somehow was under the machete. That's like that.
I don't know how that hapenybody could have got.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
You talk.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I don't have them.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You go from the logical places to the illogical places,
but you just didn't search all the lorg.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Guys. This is not just a simple misplace. This is
I couldn't remember what I did to be sure I
didn't if you were walking around with it the entire time. Yeah,
if the keys call the journey, the keys were riding
shotgun right, I'm going up.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Through the past middle of the night, grasshopper, you have
the insect.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
At least you got your cushion, Greg, Greg, Greg, I'm
crawling around back in the woods in the dark, your keys, Rick.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
But I mean you're.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Hey, Greg, I got on myself. You know, Hey, guys,
let me tell you what that was. On the ride home.
Usually when when I ride home, I go to the music,
especially if I am, especially if I had a big day.
Let me tell you what we did for about fifteen miles,
just complete solid thinking that happened? You know what?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
You know what you start thinking, then you start thinking
what else if I forgot?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Oh yeah, is there something?

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Was?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I peak? Somebody up?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Tell what?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I stand in a corner by themself.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, you know what a kid? You know, I did
to test myself as I went through my mind on
how to get home. Oh yeah, you know how to
get home? Now? So I do myself? Can you even
get you know what actually to take? You idiot?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You know what town you live in?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Who am I ricking? Bubba? Ricking Bubba?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right? So we we now finally, Bubba, finally there's
two things that will stop bubb on the pontoon a
lack of fuel and lack of food. And so so
now we were excited because look, French love food.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I did have it strategically planned, so we would go
to eat at five.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Ye, we would beat the crowd.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And stay on my nursing home schedule.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
It was perfect. Like I said, Like Bubba and I say,
we live the life of senior citizens. We're on their schedule.
We eat when they eat, we sleep when they sleep,
We go to see entertainment when they do.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Uh we there, it'll make the eventual transition easier.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, we won't even know the difference. So y'all were
able to float up on the boat the restaurant. Hey, look,
if you beat the lake and you're gonna eat at
the lake, you're gonna park the boat, not a car, right,
You're gonna park park the boat. That's part of it. Yeah,
so you know we win, don't you. Oh no, the
famous restaurant at Lake Martin.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Lijah Lood Indians standing.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
By the door.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Bringing it up.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I'm talking in to put that on with that's I'm
talking into so she could neither. Yes, you need to
see that. Parents, it probably hasn't They toldly, don't understand
what's happened? My son.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Like you, so listen to that chorus came so red.
He looked like, well, gred there you know you know
what that looks like Adam Goldberg went to eat at Collaga. Yeah,
that's what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
And I think I want to say another thing to
and this happened just I think you thought you could
put that headdress on. You remember what we were told
about the head dress. I don't think we're supposed to
put it onst a head drink and feathers are hanging
in there. That that. Yeah, I'm not sure because remember
when the woman came over, look at frenchies and then

(56:19):
look at someone's People can square footage? People keep, people keep.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It's like a guard shack versus a deal.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
It's funny. People keep calling and email saying it looks
like Skipper and Gilly Buddy with Skipper. Guys, I gotta
go to the head dress again. Was it on the
wall to I went with what you said. I went
with what you said.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I've used it before.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
A person uncomfortably very kind walks over because the person's
glad we're there. You ever had to tell somebody something,
But you don't want to go come down too hard
because you don't want you don't want to come across
you know. Hey, I like you, and I kind of
I kind of hate the fact that you've You're doing
something that I don't think you're supposed to be doing.
And I'm not sure how to address I don't want
to call you right, that's it And so she goes, well,

(57:10):
let me tell you about that head dress. Y'all keep
putting on.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
That.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Stacey the manager, Now where were we Indians?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Don't have it? I tell you where we were? Show?
So we get to tell in frenchy where was going?
And so we're playing We're we're on the boat, and
I said, now look for.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
We're trying to explain the name. And you know what
is this?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
What is this Caldela? It's not Caldula, it's Callijah. Oh gosh.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Well we started out with it's a song.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Used playing a wooden Indian into a French person. Yeah,
I said, it's a famous Indian. I left it, not
even gonna deal with the wooden because I said, wouldn't what.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
What you know?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
And you know, Suar, because hang on to that because
if you can, if you can somehow edit that, because
that's what we great.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Listen, but we've changed it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
This is right. If you're Alley Jerald Kate would have
put me on his all star tail. We started so,
so we started telling Frenchie that they want to serve
you unless you go colle.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
You can't even when you when they bring the plates,
you have to do that or they won't let you
have it.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
And he goes, what no, And I said, oh, yes,
you have to. I said you have to sing Callijah.
I said, start down, Greg, just staring and he looked
at and hego, Greg.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I modified mine to roll it into a braves.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I'd say, look and I kept saying that's what you
have to do. No, No, I said, yes, you have to,
you have to. And then great, why they brought his
food and I said, here we go. He said, he said.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Over Yet the lady bringing the food called on to
what we were doing and she'd hold it back like
she wasn't what he said?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
What he said?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
And I said, this is what you gotta say. Listen,
I said, you guys said that. I said, you're starting
too high. You gotta start loan and working and you
gotta climb. That's it. I said, come down with the cuon.
I wish you would have feed it. Kendy Gregg it
was and well, we were too focused on eating and
you Next time, I saym I won't get him a
safe Oh yeah, can I tell you this boy? He

(59:40):
took the hush puppies. Hey, guys, I gotta go back
to something I know we're flying through this sure back
to the head dress. I know. So here's all about
Bubba and restaurants. I know you remember you ate the
lobster and it was the restaurant's pet. Exact that it again,
I mean, where was this head dress? And how did
you meet your head the wooden end.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
It was sitting, It was sitting on something behind a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Display like a display. He reached behind him, it reached
in a show box and got it clearly displayed. It
was clearly displayed. Goes, hey, put the head dress up,
and if she walks oervice, she goes, would you like
to tell you about this head just taking it from us?
This is this is an authentic head dress actually from
she starts explaying the Indians. You wear it. It's been

(01:00:22):
in tribal dance. And keep in mind she's taking it
from us at the time. As if let me put
that y'all have no block on display before y'all start
putting it on your head and start putting on some
french man's head, I said, I said, but he hadn't
said clodging yet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
There's a couple of times that we've gone in that
they that they've had a big crowd there, and you know,
so it's gonna be a little while before you can
be seated. And you know, after about ten minutes, I
start trying to entertain myself. So I have gone and
gotten that before, put it on and go stand at
the door and welcome everybody like I'm you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Do know that they're behind his back and going I was,
here comes Bubba's I like Bubba, but he's going to
ruin it. I was already kind, but so you had
already stretched it out. You have to understand, I've traveled
the world with my wife, who's a rule breaker. So
Bubba must, they must. I wouldn't take Sherry and Bubba
anywhere ever, because my wife would have been, hey, y'all
put this on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
This got a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I don't think we're supposed to be touching this mess.
Just under the sign says do not touch display. Great. Great, well, hey,
let me let me tell you about this head dress
that y'all keep. Yeah right, if y'all put it on
another person, I'm gonna lose.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
To put it on, you got to hang it higher,
so it is easy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Got that feather, It is easy to get good. There
was no sign that said put this on for pictures. Yeah,
it's like it's a prop.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I love he used it several times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I knew, Buba, that's not an he has it. I
could Bubba anywhere that he went right to it. I
got the question. But I will tell you produced the
two pictures that I can't look at enough. I looked
at the picture of Bubba and Frenchy in his head
dress whenever I fell a little down. Bubba, let me
ask you this, as many times as you've been as
anyone you've ever seen anybody else pick it up and

(01:01:59):
put it on. And that's a great question.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I can't say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Except for Rick and French. Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
But if you walk in and I got the head.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Greg, we're walking. We're walking away till they're done with
We're walking down. We're walking down the pier. I said,
are you ready? I ain't. I had to see you
go a little mash. You never you never backed up?
Oh no, God, would you? Would you have back to
your right? Daryld would be so somewhere He's like that
exactly what it is. Yeah, that's where I got it

(01:02:36):
from hanging around that idiot. But he did do he
did sing it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
He did good last count. We had eight hush buppies
and I think we missed one or two.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You know what. He thought they were just balls of
corn bread and they kind of are. He eats for
a little guy. He came, oh man cleaning it on. Yeah,
he had. He had eight hush puppy, Swordfish, squash cream
corn and black eyed Peace.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
You forgot to have talking, oh, Stacey, thanks for putting
up with usk Bubba.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
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