Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 48

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
First of all, you know, it was New Year's Eve,
and I guess at some point we'll discuss Dick Clark.
Maybe not, I don't know, but Rick, what in the world.
Guys again, everybody hear me out. Everybody hear me out.
Number one, We did not on this show give Dick
Clark a stroke. It was a total coincidence that the
last interview he had with us was the one to

(00:37):
four stroke.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
We didn't have anything to.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do with it.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
It was one of the odder interviews we have ever had.
And here its speeded don Well, this is this year.
Wait stopping, Let's not go there just a minute.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's later.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Here's the thing after Okay, he when he was on
the air with us, it was obviously was going downhill.
We hear the next day he's had a stroke. Felt
terrible about it. And but and he you know, he
missed a couple of New Year's Eves, and you know,
we're just glad he's alive, quite frankly, and he comes
back and then they kind of put him in that
emeritis role where you know, Ryan Seacrest, who is mister

(01:13):
you know, everything popping cool now, And you know, Dick
would wave to us, and you know, he'd kiss his watch,
which is still looked a lot older than him, and
it used to remind us or looked like he was
kissing his grandmother in the mouth, and that freaked us out.
But aside from all of that, now he's come back
and he's trying to like full fledged host again or
something that. I mean, he was all right in that

(01:35):
let's get a word from Dick about ten minutes before
and he just goes, you know, thinking, you know, but
now he's done. And last year'suntdown was the worst ever.
I mean, he you know, they were already celebrating all
the way over to Wisconsin when he was on three,
and you know, it was just it was bad. It
was Look, I'm not saying I don't feel for the man,

(01:56):
but anybody that looked at that and says, that's right,
You're you're just lying to be politically.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, well, here's what it's like bubb because to me this.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I loved it Bandstand. But listen, we were on this
set of Bandstand. I loved it. I loved Dick Clark
and everything he's done.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, how about this. This is not a tribute.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
It doesn't need to be anchory.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
This is not a tribute.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is a darker doesn't need to be if you
want him to wave and let's have him up there
and let's so far doesn't need to be quarterback again. Well,
that's what I was just about to say to this.
Let me tell you what this is like, it's even
a step further. And I love Brett to it's either
step for. It'd be like saying, hey, let's keep bringing
Brett Favre back as it gets worse, and let's have

(02:36):
him even quarterback a quarter but he's lost one of
his arms. You'd be like, what, And it's it's throw
an arm. Let's watch him throw left handed. You like,
that's no tribute. Why would we do that? Why don't
we just have him on the side of the little picture? Yea,
why don't we just have Because Dick Clark, one of
the things you need to be able to do to
host is speak and and and he cannot speak. God
love him because of the horrible repercussions of a stroke.

(02:58):
I mean this, This gives a whole new meaning his
stroke of Midnight. I mean, I mean this bird Well,
I'm just saying, guys.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Who watched that and was not uncomfortable? I mean, it's
going Daddy, what's wrong?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
My kids did the same thing, Daddy.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Why and what am I supposed to say?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh? Nothing.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
What I'm saying is, we're not.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Kills my credibility when we try to do homework. We
shouldn't do this to Dick Clark. I know he wants
to do it. Well, let's honor him in a way
that he is in a proper place of recognition.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
He started it, he start at ten.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
What it points it was like, What it points out
very clearly to me, is that Dick Clark still has
a check book and signs his own checks somewhere in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
We've all nobody crosses. All of us have had strokes
in our families. We've all been through this. This is
not making light of a stroke. No, it's a simple
fact that Dick Clark is unable to physically host this
show now.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And it's tough to admit that. Do you remember when
I had to give up my career as a hurdler? Yes,
I mean I just did not have to speak.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was time to stop doing it. Frankly, I did
not have this spread, and we should have stopped you
two sprints before we did, but we eventually did.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I thought, you don't want to hear him that.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, we're getting to that. Huh, they don't hear him down.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Okay, here we go. Twenty's little tenny eighty two seventy
chick two fifteen third two thirty two, twelve eleven and
ten nine eight seven three two.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Brick.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
This is what I prepared. He should have told his wife.
We wanted to kiss her.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
We put there's at Dick Clark on a chair that
looks like a throne, and we let people pass him
around times square.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I'm going to stand on her like he's the grand
Mart's what you want to do about I'll go a
step farther. Let's let him ride the ball down, Let's
send him upon top of it, all right, put in it,
Throw some crystal on his head and let him be
part of the ball. Let him, let him be the
king of New Year. I'm fine with that let him
ride the ball down. But he doesn't, right, And you know,

(05:13):
and I.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Saw it, and I'm amazed to a b C. Every
year they're trying to find the crowd and the babe
in the crowd to hope to be there there, Mike
person down there. You know last year they had Melissa
from the Batch, or this year they brought Jenny McCartney back.
And I thought, I hope Speed's watching this, but uh,
and and you know they're throwing by each other, her
and Ryan, you know, and it's just and and then

(05:34):
you go back.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Rick.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Last segment, I referred to Tim Cook head of the areas.
That's Steve Cook.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
But we caught it in the middle. You didn't say
you said no, it's not said Wait a minute, that
ain't right, Tim Cook.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know that's that I like when he knew that
it was wrong, he was just didn't acknowledge it because
he couldn't up with the names.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I know, I know that doesn't sound right. Let me
back up. You know that's my old twenty nineteen a
little more accressy.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
We all should thrive for that. I think I'm writing
that down. Let's all all right, let's do that. Now
we're not off to a good start where maybe we
start tomorrow. Yeah, we created something.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Now. We were right about Ray Sawyer. We were wrong
about race sugar Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Well yeah, we created a race Sugarman that I've created
for years.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Race Sugarman not like a boxing now it's Burt Sugarman
is a boxing Yeah, yeah, you think of sugar anyway,
we had the listen but Bubba. Sadly though, that still
lacks accuracy because we we had the information right, but
we didn't have the names right. So we're still a close. Yeah,
we still we still struggled with and I want to

(06:44):
tell you this, honestly, I think.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
We're as close as any media out there.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well, I was going to say, I was just about
to say, I don't think that is a good goal
because because I don't think we're living in a time
where accuracy is easy to come by, you know what
I mean, don't. I don't think that is a good
I don't think that's a good goal.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
I've heard two things this morning. I didn't think out
of here. One, I want to be more accurate, and too,
I did try to do sit up.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
By the way, that didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm gonna try again today.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now what was that about? Was that a commitment to
fitting trying? I'm gonna start to look.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I got in the floor, said I need to do
some sit up way behind.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Here, all right, I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
I'm gonna It was ugly and my form, my form
was not good. I wanted when I knew my form
would not be good. I was just trying to accomplish
one or two and then we'll we'll, we'll talk.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I can't. I'm gonna speak to you as your friend
at a someone see, nobody else in this room can
relate to what you're going through better than me, because
I'm I'm a troublicious as well. And when I decided
something must be done the steps, I had to lose
a certain amount of weight in order to be able

(07:55):
to exercise. Yeah, I agree, you know what I mean.
And you found that out when you tried to do
a sit up.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well, it's hard to do sit up and holding a
pill right right?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
What's keeping you from doing the proper sights against you
must but maybe you start.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
A push up? Yeah, yeah, here's an idea. Let's start
walking at the time. Let's just start walking. Yeah, yeah,
and being more accurate and being more accurate. Maybe not accurate,
but when we make a commitment to actually read the
story before we talk, there you go maybe.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Well now all of us, now, I'll hit three lines
and go got it.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, what I'm saying is because I thought about some
of that stuff, you know, because you had a lot
of time to ponder. But here's one thing I want
to learn too. And with with age comes wisdoms. I
got news for all of us in here. There is
certain there's certain things about how this show operates. That's
just it's just always gonna be the way it is. Yeah,
I mean, I mean, it's just not ever gonna change.

(08:46):
I mean, and so I'm not My goal in twenty
nineteen is not to spend time on things that are
going nowhere.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I want to.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I want to I want to learn how to say no.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah. Yeah. This is also forgot by the way, this
for this is the year of no. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I want you to know that this is the year
of no. And hey, look, Greg, y'all don't know this.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Some people have already got no for the year ended
oh wow, yeah, and then started it right, this is
this is the year of no but but well, but
but then we should concentrate on things that we that
are either new or that we that we are good
at and you know, and do them things.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Those things, well, you know, I can't there's not a
lot of them.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
But you know, I like you to run.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
That comes to mind is as well, Uh.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
I got we show up?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, it depends we've leaned on that.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Right, Well, that's where it all starts.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
We can we can, right have it? You got to
be here to get anything done. Yeah, ye have have
a desire to do something excellent now, right, you know,
not that you know, not just things that were excellent
in the past. That's right. Yeah, I like that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm writing these downright, But I can't come back to
how many set ups did you try to do for
you went?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I forget it five or six? Did the blood get
to your head and make you get dizzy?

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Well?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
On my back's hurting things?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh yeah, that's tough on. You know what else I
want in the in the conference room? And I can't
believe we never got And I thought about that this year.
We never did put on the boards of Burger You
can ride on a white board a whiteboard, because a
white board, you know some things we all learned visually.
If you're presenting something to have to write in on
the legal pat and hold it up in there, it's
just not well.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
The problem with that is a lot of the same
problem we had with the pinball, the same thing. If
you want to go in there to embarrassing things the
every day.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
You're right, I feel like I just stick with some
of his streams. I'll just stick with it. I'll just
stick with the legal pad and hold.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Up all right, But I got physical health or physical fitness.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I've got say that.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
He did say that.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
You did say that physical something physical need to fit accuracy.
That needs to be what we need to do this year. Yeah,
I didn't hear you say.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, I got I got three set ups.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I got accuracy.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
They need to start like a ninety year old man.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
What I'm talking about?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Here's your body? Did your body actually come all the
way all the way?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Did your scapula leave the floor? How did it come up?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
It wasn't pleasant? Okay, no, And I had to use
my arms and my legs to get there. Rock it
wasn't good. Take I said immediately, no, no.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, I was just wonder if you successfully got out. Yeah,
you need one of a little paths with the legs.
Did you have legs down or bent?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
They probably started down, they probably went to bent, and
then they extended as I came up.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I got you rock that's good. That's it.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
That's good, a rocky horse.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
What did you say? How to say no? Or year
of no?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Year of its see?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And then and and I don't know how you want
to do that physical something like a.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Turtle in the back of the shell. What else we're
gonna do better? Exactly what?

Speaker 7 (12:07):
I would like to point out that the minute, I
mean it was three minutes after he told me about
his sit ups, he asked me if I was gonna
eat my breakfast.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
I don't want to go to I wouldn't go eat
the whole thing. I just want to one more bite.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
And that that was it.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Bobby, You remember your your analogy, which is fantastic and
even made it to the Senate floor that you have
to deal with where the problem starts.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, you gotta stop you.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
You got to stop the leak first. You know that?
Does anybody?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I'm good right now for the day.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I know about where lat.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I take dinners, the one that kills, that's the one
I got to really.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Cut the bottom of the eye. Were ricking Bubba coming
up next?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
We had a group of friends and now that that
dropped the most work, the awfulest hint I've ever gotten.
I had a group of friends that set out the
following email, Hey, we're landing on getting together on New
Year's Eve at a restaurant for dinner. It'd be great
if if somebody who had a house that would be
great for kids to play downstairs would maybe decide to
have everybody over to their house afterwards so we all
could visit for a few minutes. And I'm like, well,

(13:14):
could y'all have any more of a hint like that?
And so we had a couple of friends over and
the kids had their downstairs New Year's Eve party. Uh,
And then we we decide decided I will share you said,
we need to get some fireworks, which you know she's
gotten some brave now she even tells me.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
To get when she survived that dilemma before, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
When I almost you know, shot, everybody made up made
up made a mistake of the past where I had
the family on the deck again where they're up a
little hot right and uh the line of fire. So
I've got uh you want to be close. I've got
your standard Roman Roman candle deal.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Nothing says the New Year like, I want to be
close to fire.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Right, I've got the I've got the block. I've got
the block you like that just shoots them out like crazy.
Then I've got the big ones, you know where you
shoot the straight up fireworks that go up in the air,
where you drop the little ball in with the you
need to make sure the boss pointed the right way. Yeah, yeah,
by the way. Uh and uh.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
One of my favorite rick is where you just take
a little bit of all of them. You wrap them
in a big garbage bag and you lock the bag
and run for your life.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Amen.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
And they shoot where they shoot. It's just random. It's
part of the fun.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Kids don't so uh So then now this is this
will show you that you got This will show you
when you have children who are traumatized. I shoot off
one of the big ones, and I've got two of
the other men down there with me, actually three other men,
and I shoot one of the big ones. Well, little
kids next door across the way start coming out. My
kids scream to them, you're too little. Go back here,

(14:37):
My ded'll catch you on fire. You know, it's dangerous.
Don't come over here. So I'm like, well, there's where's
all the trust. So there's always this. I've shot a
couple of them, and the wives are ooing and a
and the kids are run around with sparklers and all that.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
And then one of the days we left to hear
our wives being praised right.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Right, well, and we all know what happens when you
get men together and fire. All of a sudden, one
of them says, I'll tell you what we listen, we
need to shoot too at the same time. And and
I said, well, we only have one one little tube.
He said, we got that Roman candle tube to what's
Then the intelligent one of the group said, hey, guys,

(15:16):
there are two different sizes of tubes. One tube is
designed for this, the other designed for what it did.
It's too it's too wide and too tall. You won't
get the thrust, to which we said, a tube's a tube. Yeah, no,
he's right, it's like a barrel, you know. Let him
go back in.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
How about this?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
But but he is.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Absolutely right, and uh and we uh did so we
dropped the firework.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
In there, and we have we're gonna light them both
at the same time, and they're gonna shoot up in
the air.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
And uh.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Uh big, big, big, big tube.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Big tube took his firework and shot it about an
inch and a half above the tube, uh, exploding the
one next to him. And now we're running and and
and and and and and one of them is the
landscape designer who landscaped our yard, so he knew where
we should take cover. You know what I mean. He said,
go for the bushes and jump. And we're diving over

(16:11):
bushes as it goes, and I mean lights up the
whole yard. Don't picture fire crackers. I'm talking about the
kind of fireworks that you like. Go and watch there,
you know, I mean, I mean the big ones. And
it's like it's still expanded. It looks like just holl
of duty, right, just like it should have done hundred
feet hundreds of feet in the air. It did the
same thing hovering a feet off the ground.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
I like a star burst under the deck more than
I like one over that.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
How about this?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I felt I felt, you know, how to exclusion, you know,
the percussion of it.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I felt it get on me. I mean as it
knocked me over the.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Bush there, Greg, you'd been left behind. Oh yeah, and
and then you then you hear out of the smoke,
the book of Blank comes out. It's this one so
bad because she's been there before. Everybody get inside for
he killed. That's it. Fund's over, y'all happy now watch

(17:09):
behind the window, you know.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
But now next year, though, you see you've started something.
Hey daddy, do what y'all did last year?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Right? Well, yeah, that'll be disappointed from now. And they
and the wife are so mad at you. You have
to ask one of your guy friends put the salve
on you.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
You know.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Hey, man, I'm burned back here.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You don't mind, you don't mind, you know, as long
as you agree to put it on the back of
my leg, you know so.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
And Rick, I think the thing you ought to go
for next year is a two stager. Have one lot
the other wallets.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
In the air.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Well, you know what I need to do.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Get that.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'll get you some fun.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Rick, here's an idea. Get two of the same size tubes. Yeah, yeah,
if you.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Want to shoot two, Yeah, buy two boxes. We said
a tube of a tube?

Speaker 10 (17:43):
Was it you? No?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
That wasn't me? That's that would would you agree?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
That would come from one Jordi Hens of course.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
All the team's a team Roll tide today. We go
all the way back. Years and years ago, Bubba and
I were asked to be on a talk show that
some of you may not even remember, called the Jenny
Jones Show, which tapes out of Chicago. It was one
of the many daytime talk shows that we've all seen
or still have on. And we were there for a

(18:12):
talent show to be judges. Right, Bubba, I have all
this right and so different talent. Yeah, and I used
the word talent loosely. The fact that we were there
says all you need to know. And one day we
had someone walk out playing the guitar and a pair
of briefs and a cowboy hat and boots, calling himself
the Naked Cowboy.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Do you remember this, Rick?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I remember it very well, and so I seem to
be reliving it at this very moment.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
We incorrectly apparently gonged him uh and he went on
to become win of entertainment's most well known brands and Uh.
And he has made his way to this, He's made
his way to the Rick and Bubby studio. He's from
Times Square, New York City right back to Rick and Bubba,

(18:59):
Lady and gentle One, Naked Cowboy Weird.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
I'm the naked cawbon.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I'm keeping you, breefall you. I'm the naked cab. You
gotta do what you gotta do. How doing gotta come
back better?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:19):
I'm in twenty years trying to prove you're wrong. I
don't know if I can do it.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Well.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I think you.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
I think you're an American success story.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah. I mean anybody who says you cannot be successful
in this country, we always point to you.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Well, because you said out you were gonna be Convince them.
You said you were gonna be the most well known, most.

Speaker 10 (19:37):
Celebrated entertainer of all times, rich's most famous man ever lived,
exponential growth of my name, Brandon Networth at all times.
I could go on all day. Well, it's the happiest, healthiest, wealthiest,
most beautiful man in the world. That's mine.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You like that, Montra, that's it.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
And you're well on the way.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah and uh, and you and you bring with you
this time of wife.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yes, I got married to Actually a five year anniversary
is on February fifteenth.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
She was an undocumented immigrant. I'm the biggest Trump faner
ever was. I got her over the wall and now
we're gonna build it. We actually just went to Mexico City.
She saw her mother for the first time in fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
To please you tell me you weren't dressed like that.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Oh yeah, I walked all over in Mexico City. First,
I know you Warrez didn't get my head cut off
by the cartels. And I made it to Mexico City
and it's been a beautiful experience.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
A ya.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Know your raise poor kidundo.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Lords cows do.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
On see you?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
She wanted to be her Spanish.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
I hope you didn't say anything.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
In Mexican dream. No, no, it's it's a Mexican anthem.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Wait did you say some people have an American dream?
You had a Mexican dream. Yeah, I wanted.

Speaker 10 (20:50):
I always wanted to go to Mexico and be a
Marianzi singer. Best.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
So I just want to be sure I have this rot.
You said your your wife is documented, you've got idols.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
Yep. After five years, it was a long process, twelve
thousand dollars in legals. It's you know, but you but
you at point you have to get your vaccines, you
have to be you know, you have to ask drug tests,
you have to get you know, criminal record. That's the
whole thing. You just got to be vetted before you
come to America. It's a process, it's law order.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
You don't just say it, you actually live it.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Yeah, I did it.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
What about now? Do do you feel like you played
a role in Trump's election?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
You were out there?

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Please the themes.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
It sounds like a good idea to me.

Speaker 10 (21:32):
If you don't agree, you don't do it. Trump's gonna
take those regulations off the back of those corporations. Sounds
like a good idea. Trump's gonna build that wall. That
wall is gonna protect us all. I'm gonna get the
economy moving again with lower taxes for you, my friend size.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, they're gonna finally scrabble by.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
My care because it don't work and it ain't fair.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Sounds like a good ud y.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Ltvt's okay. The three bathrooms, it's a little gay.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
God ed me.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Thank God for Donald J. Trump, my friends, is making
America great again and that sounds like good out damn me.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Gonna attack this real iron dome to keep those newts
from flying home sounds like good out of me. Thank
God for Donald J. Trump, my friends, is making America
great again. Sounds like good hode of me.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I'm gonna protect the cops because all lies matters. Throw
those thugs in the slammer.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
God.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I didn't say Hillary was a peep. We left that
up the new gingrich, So don't be a chump.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Support Trump, get us that list economic sloan.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Sounds like good out.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
Trump supports all the ladies family lead their little tiny babies.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Powers.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
From the time he announced to I went to inauguration
every single day.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Now I made it happen. I thought you did, because
we saw you out in front of Trump Tower. I
mean people and people come, oh, you send us a video. Yeah,
we saw you out there getting it done. And the
results are in.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
You won.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So you're you're making your way now to where because
you've left Times Square, where you were a fixedure.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
By the way, when you go to New York, people
say I saw the statue of Liberty, I saw the
naked cowboy. Yeah, yeah, eighteen unbelievable you're part.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
You're a part of the New York City experience. Now
if you go.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
People are people disappointed that are there today.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And you're not there.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
I'm hoping there's no suicides.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
You're leaving New York for just a brief time, headed to.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
Where brief no fun intended. Actually I left, Uh what Friday?
I went to Cincinnati, did Super Bowl. My fathers, just
saw my family.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
So on the way.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
Okay, we're here. We drove last night six hours, got here.
Stay at the don't know hotel right over here. Yeah,
we're gonna be in a slight el tonight and we're
gonna be in Marty Girl Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
Fat Tuesday, go over to cus the Key for a week,
and then finished the you know, the winter up in
New York.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, wow, so do you?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
It is you always do the same schedule every year.

Speaker 10 (24:26):
I worked every single day in my life.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Right, But I mean the schedule of going to these
different eventes.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Pretty much I fly down. I've done thirteen of the
last sixteen Marty Girls, so I missed three of them.
But it's just cause I stayed in New York or.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Had something going on. Up there. Have you ever said
while you were in New York or any place, it's
too cold today.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
I'll give you some of my cards. I did the blizzard.
You could if you go to a cowboy dot com
or look at the you know the YouTube. I've done
every blizzard in the last seventeen years. Everyone it looks
even dumber in the snow.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah. So, I mean, you can't be stopped. If it's
a workday.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
I don't stop period. I'm unstoppable.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Right.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
Have you thought about it twenty years ago?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I'll be back tomorrow and you've proven it.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Uh So, if you thought about the Olympics, anything in
national or well career.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
South kore Al, I want to go.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
I just went to Germany. It did an event for Volksware.
I mean I go all over.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You did an event for Volkswagen.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
And Australia doing this. Been in England, been to Germany
four times, Japan, I go everywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Do you travel like that? In the plane?

Speaker 10 (25:26):
I wear a fur coat.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
You wear well.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I remember when you ran for mayor. You ran for
mayor of New York City, naked.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Cyme boy for mayor of n y C.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
There's no one's ever done more with less than me.
We're gonna prevent crime. We're gonna create jobs, prevent crime.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
The city is gonna run on a dime. Yeah, but
that was brief. But you no pun intending but you
but you wore a suit during some of that right
for the president, and I cut my hair and presents.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
That you ran for mayor in your normal land, right,
that was the biggest press event ever. We had a
Jewish publicist. They know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, thank you for saying that so straight like that.
And then and then you ran for presence when you
put the suit on, cut your hair of it. When
I ran for mayor, it was kindness here. I mean,
if it would have worked, it would have worked.

Speaker 10 (26:21):
But I was in my hundredwear so it didn't.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
We know.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
But the most family that have been in politics, right.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
And my father has been in city council, volunteer, fireman.
He's the best amazing man in Green Hills. We just
saw him. So you know, I have a degree in
political science before I got my master's, you know.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, right, and and now we see the we we
you brought us the naked cowboy bibleheads.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
Yeah, brought to some bibleheads. We have new Naked Cowboy
wines from Naked Winer either owned by Bearringers. So we
have a new sold with our Naked Cowboy Oysters are
sold it over seven hundred restaurants in the United States.
Is one of the number one selling oysters in the country.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I'll give you a car Oysters.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
So now is the neck of Cowboy whine.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
If you drink enough of you end up dressed like you.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
I don't know which came first, me or the one.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
That's well, it's great to see you again. It really is.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
What a pleasant surprise.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
Wife, your family have known you forever.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, I remember riding around in the station van uh
and you telling me him giving me the speech, Hey,
this is my journey, this is what I will do,
and here we are.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
And now you've been in movies, you've been in TV shows,
you've been on billboards. I mean you just turned into
a walking, talking enterprise.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
I feel like a complete failure. Who's just getting started
And I got plenty of time to vindicate myself.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Naked Cowboy one of the best known brands in America.
It is Times Square in New York City, and he's
making his way down to Marty Grass.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
If you gonna be down in New Orleans for that.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Look for him.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
He'll be a fixture and has a great history here
with the Rick and Bubby Show.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
It's been great. Thank you, Thanks for thanks naked, Thank
you about it.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Appreciate the Bible Heads.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
We'll be back eight six six.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
We be big more than Rick and Bubba Show. Coming
up right up to this.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Was it Friday Bubba that we were we were talking
here in the close circuit feed and cutting commercials that
you you brought this new information to us.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Well, you know, there's all kinds of things you can
do to celebrate, and you know, we see it all
the time on TV, and you know, raise the roof
was big for a while, and then you know, you
did the Hussain bolt thing. I don't even know what
you call that, you know, wipe it, you know the
face thing that people were doing.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Understood.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Somebody says, I got you feed me, you know, feed
me the ball, which you and I had that one.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
There's a hundred of those out there doing that for Yeah. Yeah,
I've been doing that and I didn't even know I
was doing right. You just want to know Breakfast, I
kind of wanted to start a new one because I
felt like all the old ones were kind of, you know,
kind of burned a little bit, you know, they kind
of round. So I tried one out Friday here on
the show, and and Greg seemed.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
To like it.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
So I thought it might have potential. And I call
it Flossy.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I thank you. Yeah, I say that take off college, and.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
I know I'd have support of four out of five
Dennis behind me, right, So anytime you celebrate, you just
get a little flass. Got the rope, you know. So
you're promoting flossing the time dental health while I'm celebrated.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
That would be his. I have to get to the
origin of this. What made you think I think I'll
start simulating flossing every time something? Could?

Speaker 8 (29:32):
You know?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I really don't know.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
I came out.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I don't know. That's kind of scary.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
But it hit me Friday when we were all jumping
around and here I just started doing this.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, and you had a good read. We were reading
a copy and you had a good read, and you said,
what if every time I was like, I own it?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I think I did.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I got through something that was kind of difficult, started
flossing like.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, can I tell you seriously? And bubb and I
are acknowledging this, okay, So to to pull the curtain.
A lot of you are familiar with it, some of
you aren't. So when this show ends live every day
we go into about anywhere from it can be as
little as ten minutes to as much as about thirty
minutes of us cutting commercials and promos for other stations

(30:14):
or for whatever, for whatever needs to be done. Okay.
And the only thing I think that may be more
sad than President Biden trying to put a speech together.
It's above and nine now trying to do commercials. I mean,
we we are coming apart at the scene. Well, I mean.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
It's kind of late. You know, we've had a full
four hours right broadcast and you know your little weak
lunch coming up.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Sure, time's a little distracted, right, had hadn't eaten for
an hour or two?

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Now?

Speaker 12 (30:43):
Some of the words week or two, you know, yeah,
a little wit, little blood sugar, tell you a little dip,
just a little dip and uh so sometimes and.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Some of the words are just you know, they're hard
to say. Well, that's why we have to some the
phrasing is hard. So I was celebrating we got through
one that looked like a landmine.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
What you do we call it one time, We call
it one If you can never get through something in
one take, it's it's.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Well, we got to do my philosophy. How far hol
bigger string do I have?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's not that big. You got hold of.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
It in two positions.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
So and Bubba and I are.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
And the thing that we're learning we're learning about with
cutting commercials and stuff is it really doesn't have to
be a word that's difficult to say. But we've noticed
if there's a certain sequence of words that can get in,
all of our mouths form words differently. Yes, And there's
certain things like you can hear me struggling when you're like,
why is he struggling with this? And I'm like, I
can't explain it. My mouth just can't.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
And it can be a real like you said a
real simple word right, and you just go, well, I
just can't say that, right.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
And what's really dangerous is when one is reading pretty
good and the other ones for some reason and having trouble,
and you can you can be infected.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I mean, you can catch what they.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Do you don't want to get on somebody. I can't
read something because it'll get on you.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Right, and then suddenly now you both have it.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
It's contagious. I like when they try to when there's
a word they can't handle, they try to come up
with a word that means the same.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
But they can.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Synonym.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I said, I started to say, I think that's
a synonym.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I will rewrite copy. Yeah, it means the same thing.
That's not what it's like. But I finally had a
national salesperson finally say to me, why are you avoiding
this work? Because I could say if client says, you
just won't say this on the cop I said, not
about I'm trying it. We're never going to get it cut.
If y'all want, if y'all want to understand what your
product does, you better go to work that it means

(32:43):
the same.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Look. Sometimes it's better just to go get a professional
to produce your commercial. We'll be glad to Erric.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You know that was Hey, I need to move, you
gotta get in. I need to have that little I
showed my things.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, you gotta get it.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Shot cocker right there, my.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Pa, let's go phone trolling next let's talk to the people.
What's on your mind? Eight six six We be big
comments and questions from you the audience.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Naxt ricking bubba, ricking bubba, if.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
You're just joining us.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
We have attempted to try to bring along, you know,
the next on location, guy Speedy, becoming you know, a
big time producer and all that. Speedy's tried to sit
back and let someone else try to become the man
on the street. We sent Adler out. Speedy was just
disgusted by his effort. Adam was dressed as some sort
of Irish leprechaun looking something or a woman. Yeah dress, Yeah,

(33:46):
it was odd. So Speedy has put the outfit on.
It's a little snug on Speedy and he's out trying
to show Adler how we do this. Adler really cowed
down once he got around people.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I was shocked.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
He brought where are you at, Speedy? Speedy, Speedy, have
you gone back to where he was to try to
show him how to do it? Speedy Speedy, Hey, Speedy, Yes.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Have you gone first to the location where he was
to try to show him how.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
To do it?

Speaker 8 (34:11):
That is correct, I'm in here now, all right, let's.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Let's let's let's have some. Let's have some Saint Patrick's day.
I'm talking about loud. I want you hopping around. I
want you top of the morning. I want you happy
Saint Patti's day. The Irish people are magically delicious. Whatever
you need to do, bring something?

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Okay? Sound good? He old ma'am, come on in, hey,
thank you. How are you doing top of the morning?
Do youaa? Are you doing?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Ma? Hi?

Speaker 8 (34:37):
Good morning, addler, I'll see you how it's done. Good morning?
Everyone is panera? How are you doing top of the morning?
To everyone?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Speed just worked like a door grader, like you're there
working for them.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
He just said that's Spanish.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, you just said senior to say good thing. Y'all.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Hey ladies, how are y'all doing? What's your name? What'd
you eat today? Come here? Don't don't run from me. Okay,
no cameras, we can't show them on camera. But come here, girl,
what what'd you eat today?

Speaker 9 (35:06):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Blueberry bagel with prying cream chees a girl? Where's your green?
I'm ana pinch you girl? You got green? There you go?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
What do you know?

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Do you know any Irish trivia at all? You don't
know any okay, do you know an Irish accent? Try
your Irish accent? I don't know what the morning to you? Now?
They say top of the morning to you, the morning
to you.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
That's not how I can now give it a little
top of the morning to you.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
You there you go, speedy.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Ask her what the circle in the center of the
Celtic cross represents?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Celtic What now? What was that?

Speaker 9 (35:45):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Ask her what the circle in the center of the
Celtic cross represents?

Speaker 8 (35:51):
What's the what's the circle in the what's that?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Tap of the money?

Speaker 9 (35:57):
To you?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
The circle in the scenter of the Celtic cross?

Speaker 8 (36:02):
The circle the center of the Celtic cross. Do you
know what that means? Now? Do you know what it means? Ma'am? No,
you don't know what it means?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Screaming to the restaurant. Does anybody in here know what?

Speaker 8 (36:12):
They stay in here? Know what the circle in the
center of the cross means?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
The Celtic cross, the Celtic cross?

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Do you no? I'm coming, sir here, I come. How
are you doing? I don't roll your eyes there? I'm sorry, man,
how are you doing? You don't okay? You look very smart.
You got a book open, you got your laptop open.
Do you know what the circle of the center of
the Celtic cross means? And tell me something about Jesus
is everlasting love or something like that. It's something about
Jesus everlasting love.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Sounds great, but incorrect not according to the website.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
We're all yes, okay, you know that.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
The circle in the center of the Celtic cross is
probably a eternity eternity. I don't know eternity means eternity? No,
how you doing, sir? Nicchades? By the way, do you
know what the circle in the center of the Celtic
cross means?

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (36:57):
Don't you don't. What are you eating today? Breakfast? Sandwich? Okay?
So top of the morning to you, Top of the
morning to you. Okay, head on out. What did you mean?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (37:08):
What does it mean? This gentleman wants to know what
it means? Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
It represents uh, the sun? So it's you and.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
Got a hold on. Wait a minute, I'm missing something
with getting Hedler's trying to feel him something and he's
getting cold right now?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Please, I love it.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Hey, this girl, this girl just pulled the Chris Rock
on him and he's actually pushing him. And what he's
pushing him down?

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Well, you know what you do say with speed? He said,
don't be mad. Look, I'm Irish.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Kiss me.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Speedy is Irish, by the.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Way, Yeah sort of.

Speaker 8 (37:38):
How are you doing, ma'am? You got your green on?
You do? Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
You can't want to say what time? Say? Kiss me?
I'm irish.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
But we're not deserving everybody's happy. Look do you see
anybody upset? We're giving you free publicity to millions of people. Ah,
that's why it's placed half empty. You're wearing green and everything.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Say this, this is not very top of the morning.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
So so so so, this is not top of the morning.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Tell her you'll take your pot of gold just head
on out.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
We'll come up here.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And all the time you say, look, don't make me
take my pot of golden.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Head out here.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Don't make me take my pot of golden head on
alf looks dirty? Yeah? Is he the problem? Yeah? Because
we love you guys, and you're wearing grain and your
top and everything.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
You know, all right, Speedy, here's good, speedy, good back there.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Gave me a thumbs up, speedy, speed, here's what you do. Say.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I'm gonna run around the restaurant one time, I say,
top of the morning.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
By then I'm out.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
So here's what i'mna I'm gona run around the restaurant
one time. They talk in the morning, and I'm heading on.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
That is that?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Okay? Okay, all right, don't turn out, cap Okay, here
we go. Would you run with me?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
All right?

Speaker 8 (38:51):
With me? Come on?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
See if she'll say, top of the morning.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
To you, see later, stir top of the morning to you.
I'm running I with a broke ankle. Top of the
morning to you ladies, stop in the morning till you
say in the house. Green's in the house. Okay, love
you be good. I like your hat, all right, speedy.
I got one more thing. Yeah, get a picture of
me real quick. Take a look at this baby. Yeah.
Do you wish you had this at home? Come on

(39:14):
top of them. Want to see you all right, I'm
going out now, see y'all later.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
We love y'all.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
We love y'all, See y'all later. Top of the morning
to your greens in the house.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
For the road.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Right now, I'm outside. I just ran through the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Well that's good speed, I mean, you know, it just
feels so good. You know, to watch somebody do it right?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
You really upset them in there. They're not happy, but
you know what, just not Top of the morning to
them in there? Huh, I don't know. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
All right, speedy, do you see any other people there?

Speaker 8 (39:45):
I'm not seeing anyone outside here, I've walked outside, all right.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Speed one more thing because I don't want to upset them,
and I'm.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Looking for it here.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Oh here comes to you?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Go ahead, all right, because I got something. I want
you to just repeat after me at the next person.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
You should How fast.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Can you run in that skirt?

Speaker 8 (39:59):
I can't, man, it's hard, it hurts bad. Right?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
What did you?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Seriously? How are you doing with your with your ankle?

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Uh? Well, the boots off and now I'm supposed to
be wearing a brace and I'm not wearing one right now,
so I can't be right. Hello, ma'am. Top of the
morning to you. Do you know Irish trivia? Where's your dream?
You know you're Italian? Got understand? Go in there and
eat all.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Right, bubba. I'm looking. I'm looking for that line.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
He knows you're Italian.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I'm looking for that line. You had to cut yesterday?
Where you do the thing? Hold on, I'm going to
having say it is the last line, the wind at
your back and all that. I'm you're trying to find.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
How you doing, mam? I'm in I'm at Zoe's now.
It's not in that top of the morning to you. Okay, boy,
I tell you they're real nice over here Zoe's. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Do you that look? Did you have it though?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Did you turn it all in?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
This is where it's going from. I've got something spite.
If I can find it that it's gonna that's gonna
I want you to do in that restaurant. I'm looking
for it, okay, but we can't find it.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
I just saw my reflection in the mirror.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Yeah, you're scar tell me I.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Look like this so speedy.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Are you getting a little more love there?

Speaker 8 (41:10):
Yeah? I'm getting a little bit more love.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I mean, I mean, all right, speedy. Ask somebody if
they know why we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Okay, hold on, equit me go in there.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Okay, do you even know bub No?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I forgot?

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Is it to do with the snakes? I can't it
was it about the snakes? I get this one in Valentine.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Good morning to you. Come here. I got a question
for you. Do you know why we celebrate Saint Patrick's Day?
Do you have any idea why drink dream deer? Do
I know to drink dream deer? To drink beer?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
That's Gregg's answer.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Oh I got That's Gregg's answer, speed speedy.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Ask one more person. I got something I want you
to say out loud to everybody in the restaurant.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Okay, one more question.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Rick? Uh So?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
No one knows why we do Saint Patrick's Day? No,
not in here, not one person remember that. No repeat this,
repeat this in an Irish accent.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (42:05):
I am all right?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Say everybody. I'd like to have your attention please. These
are Saint Patrick's Day wishes from the Rick and Bubba Show. Okay,
do that first.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
All right, hey, everybody, I gotta have your attention please.
This is uh a St Patrick, Saint Patrick say wishes
from the Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
So I say, stand by everybody, listen, please be caught
hot pirate day.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Stand by everyone, listen, Please be quiet with an Irish accent.
May the road rise up to meet you. May may
the road rise up to meet you.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
May the road rise up to meet you.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
May the wind be ever at your back, May the
wind be at your back.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
No, may the wind be ever at your back.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
May the wind be ever at your back.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
May the sun shine warm upon your face.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
May the sun shine warm upon your face.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Give me the rain fall softly on your fields, and.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
May the rain fall softly on your v and it
sure we meet again, and until we meet again.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
May God hold you in the hole of his hands.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
The hollow of his hand. May God hold you in
the hollow.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Of his hand.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
No, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
May God hold you.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
May God, May God hold you in the hollow of
his hand.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Kiss me, I'm irish, kiss me, I'm irish.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Very good, speedy, well done, and a good night to all,
and a good night, and to all, a good night.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Give me your art acident. They ricking bubbles in the rows.
Try to kiss you.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
He's a confident lepredd he can you give me your green.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Lips undergrass and bubba ricking.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Bubba.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Fried fid You know we're a society. Now, this is
what's wrong with American today. Afraid of fried food. We
become afraid of it.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
I mean we we run from it, we read about it,
we put moorning labels.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
We are gripped in fear.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Talk show guests, Now, let's disregard the fact that we
won two World wars on fraud food, right? Okay? Uh?
And how about this?

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Can we honestly say fried food has defeated Ross?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Right, that's fried food one when it came to stir
fried versus fried fried one convincingly. Okay, Now let's say
this okay, and also we be boiled too the Germans. Okay.
So here's the thing. Was America a stronger better country?
Were the men less pudds when we ate fried food?

(44:42):
Or when we became afraid of it? Can you honestly
say that America is a better place since we become
afraid of fried food?

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Well, we have a story out of the Telegraph today
from Britain and the headline says fried food heart risk
of myth. And you know where we get this information?
Warn Buffets secretary.

Speaker 12 (45:03):
That's why she makes the big bucks, right Rick for her.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
A rather intensive and big research project with over forty
thousand people studied, went on from the mid the mid
nineties to two thousand and four, and they studied fried food,
their habits, eating at home and abroad, and also followed
it up with coronary heart disease, heart attacks and in

(45:33):
Johina requiring surgery.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
That's right in Johina.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I know I joke about it.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I know I love it. I tell her a lot.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I know I tell it well too.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
By the way, I did you clean your ears out?
And Jina, I'm glad, I go, I've got a cute
And Johnna will I'll tell you what. I'm glad to
hear that, because that's.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
The dividing dividing groups that prayer time is not working.
There are one of.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
My favorite.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Because I tell you that may be the other Hams
take something hit that bad book so quick laughing.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Because the laughers of the one encouraging laughers are the
one who encourage it. You know, I just saved my
breath over here.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
It's good, Rick. Here is the key. They studied basically
the Mediterranean diet versus that of Europe.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Now, what have we always heard on that note, Well,
if Americans we just moved to that Mediterranean dit and
stop all this fried food, we all be a health
their country.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Well, the Mediterranean diet. Guess what they fry to They
use a lot of olive and sunflower and the big
difference is the way they do it. Uh, fried foods
from modern American style uses owls that are reused and
typically higher in trans fat. So we take away from

(47:02):
that the fact that it may be what you're frying
the food in, not the fact that you're frying it.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Do we know if the taste? Do we eat anything
that's in? What they say kind of hole is good
for you? A lot of people are moving to the morning.
I'm asking you olive and sunflow. You know this comes
out like, hey, fried food is good, and now if
it's gonna taste crappy.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
No, No, I've had the sunflower oil. It's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I'm just curious now maybe what trans fat and our
oils want.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
It's work good.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Bottom line is the country was better when we ate
fried food, even when we didn't care what all it
was in.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Okay, but I won't try those. I'm concerned about the story.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Rick they have tracked.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
There's no comparison, they say, in the amount of heart
attacks that came out of the out of the British
study versus the Mediterranean, where the only difference is olive
and sunflower oil. And the fact that they don't reuse it.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, I got no problem making those adjustments.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, we'll let all we'll use it a why, yes,
we we'll put in that fry and put that old
plastic lid on it. You know why you changed it?
And and James Gregory made a great point of this.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
I think it's healthier to do that because no bacteria
can survive boiling hot grease.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Some of the most impressive, some of the most impressive
men I've ever known, and some and most of them
lived to be in their eighties. Some of their finest
moments were sitting next to a vat of bowling oil,
dropping corn meal, breaded fish and hush puppies into it.
You knew it was done when it floated to the top.
You fished it out with you little you little fish

(48:30):
out metal net thing. You threw it over on a
paper towel that soaked up the grease from it, and
you ate it. Little Catcher's. And let me tell those
some of the finest men I've ever known. Compared to
the men that did. They say, well, this meet some more.
I can have a salad. There's no comparison these to
ate a salad. The last time we were had a
had a lunch, had beef on it.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Yeah, Greg, Greg messed up order and he didn't really
want to.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Good, y'all sit beside each other. Too little salad.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
There's a lost trying not to jake the bill up?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Who was paying for somebody's kicked You didn't care? How
about this? Somebody's kicked the door in. They're coming in
to to to to attack the family. Do you want
a man to stand in and protect the family that
ate fried fish, hush puppies and and and those those
big fat hobo potatoes? Or do you want the guy
that had a grilled chicken salad that day? Who do

(49:20):
you want protecting the family? Good point?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Huh, No comparison, right, I mean they rand it.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
He may not live as long, but why he was
here we were safe for a short period.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
He was a bad dude, Rick, they said. The Mediterranean
died also included slightly more fruits and vegetables only a
small amount, which they said also could help, but was
not enough to vastly change the survey.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I'm not anti fruit or vegetable, but it didn't there. Well, sure,
look it's moderation.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
But this thing that we're afraid of fry is that.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
We're like afraid of it. I mean, how about moderation.
It's almost like fried food comes in you can't stop it.
It bolts in your house are jumping in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I mean, look, if he use as a jack to
get your mouth, you want it jumps.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I tell you I ain't eating the moderation because it
tastes good. Yes, I might check out his new walls, though, ain't.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I don't know if I've had that on something fried
or not. I don't have I have. It's you're talking
about fried chicken when I have some kind of weird
I have. Can I say you made a big fuss
about it?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Can I tell you I love something that bad?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I love something that only kids order, and I kind
of sometimes am embarrassed to order it. But I have
to admit I like popcorn shrimp.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Of course, it's one of the great signs ever made.
But all the kids, they're like, I want popcorn s
read Dad, I'll go. I'll take it back.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Thinking about popcorn shrimp from a health From a popcorn
shrimp health standpoint, we call that one the two fer.
Not only are you eating something in this deep fried,
you're also eating something that is extremely high clipped. I mean,
you know, God, we fried a dangerous fish and you
got both.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
In one hit.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
All that.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
But dog on, it's goodn't it that that? How about
old fried catfish?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Bone's catch?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Talking about the river boat, specially one that's about as long,
one that's about as long as the plate.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Let me this long.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Now it's hanging off the plate.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Can't catch a large mout okay, catch a large mouth
to things, large mouth fresh water bass. Filly it, get
your cornmeal right, drop it in that deep frin. Let
her float to the top along with the hushbabies that
are floating in there with it. Don't don't don't forget
the best eating fish around brim no drappie or crappy

(51:32):
depends on what crappy is you from, But I'm is
the best.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
It don't taste too fish right, I like, Greg, what
do you mean by that?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
You know what fish tastes too fishy.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
I can't such a fish.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
No, y'all are wrong.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
It's like a game.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
He tasted I same thing.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's game.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
But to me, I've always hated that saying, well, that's
too fishy, it's fish.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Such a dumb statement. Let me say this is too strong.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, I tell you what I like, Drappie, it's perfect.
Tell I like to And our granddaddy God rested, so
you know he ate unhealthy and God, hey, and God
love him.

Speaker 10 (52:04):
He didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
He didn't only live to be eighty. But anyway, the
he would he could take a brim because you don't
fillate bream well he loves and drop that whole brim
in there, could you know, cut the head off of it.
Everything else stays. Gut it out, everything else stays. Drop
it in there in deep fright and then eat it
off the bone. And he could eat it off a
bone to the point it looked like a cat had it.
And you look around, you have a complete I mean,

(52:25):
like something from a cartoon. He would eat everything off
the get the tail. Yeah, and then and you need
to tell like tail like a potato chip man, that's
good and and and what's the country better when we
ate like that. Is it great? Now we're a bunch
of health nuts. Now we could We couldn't win a
world war right now if we had to rick you know,
I think we wouldn't have the stomach for it.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Again, James Gregory, I think sums it up and his
routine so well about kids and learning in school.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
And you know you can't go to school a.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Bit excited about learning after having a banana.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, you know for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, you have waffles and all that. You sit there
and listen.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Oh, absolutely, you know you're content.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
The point I'm making on that speedy militarily we could, right,
but the puttitization of the men here, we'd be all
freaking out.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
But what if we go fight them?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
What if all they have fried food? You know that
means that'd be.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
We'll be by ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I got a date with the high toned girl.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
The Wanda wears a boufont curls.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
She means business.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
Once she flirts, polish up my chevey with the fender skirts.
I jumped in the car and putting my foot on
the gas and I was laying down rubber on the
bypass out the window.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
She did, creep.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
We're headed on down for the lover's leading.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
We made a deep tour by the barbecue shack of
putting twelve con bears on ice in the back, found
us a spot in and twice lights on.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
When the light up the police shown.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
He said, oh you jack legg you, I got the
goods on you, and you sweet it too. I caught
you in the car with the stars in your eyes
and your brains in the bottom of the shoe. You're
a hot dog pinching. Now you're in the bulldogs big bye, wow,
you got fuzz on your face. Shut this with a
sweat and brow. So I headed on down for another spot.

(54:27):
About a mile from the Dashing Dot SAgs.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Upon the crooning on the radio.

Speaker 9 (54:32):
Loon was a hanging a little fingernails tapping on the
window paint. It was a great big boyfriend Wayne. He said,
oh you ice cream you, I got the goods on you,
and you sweet it too. I caught you in the
car with the stars in your eyes and your brains
in the bottom mobby shoes.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
You're the hot dog pinchin. Now on you're the little dogs.

Speaker 9 (54:55):
Pick bye wow, you got fuzz on your face, shut.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Ace with a sweat and berw.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
We were sitting in her parlor drinking Coca cola.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
We were spinning the wax.

Speaker 9 (55:20):
She put her hair up and roll as she was
filing her nails on the dabbing port, and I.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Thought she's ready for a little sport.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
I tripped on the rugs, put my coca in her hairs,
putting the seed on my breeches, putting my foot to
a chair.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
She said, oh, you milkdud, You've had enough of you.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
Then you said in to go home in your car
with stars in your eyes and your brains in the
bottom of your shoes.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
You're a hot dog minchin. Now you'lda pullogs picked by bow.

Speaker 9 (55:48):
You got fuzz on your face, shutli, sweaty brow.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
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