Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 53

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Brazilian Olympic Games that you know you've heard this. I
don't know that we've had an Olympic Games that if
someone gets through it, it's almost like getting to the
peak of Everest the T shirt I survived. Yeah, the
Brazilian Olympic kicks.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Forget the medals, just make it through it without a disease.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
You can't get here of another safety.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Not for all Olympics, all athletes that will be attending
the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
But we got it today, Rick, I can't even believe
this is actually in print.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Olympic athletes are told to keep their mouth closed, not
in an effort to hush their their the way they
want to express themselves. They they're told to keep their
mouth closed when they're in contaminated water.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
So if you're doing a water event, you're now being
advised by the committee keep your mouth closed. Yeah, keep
your mouth if you don't have enough to concentrate on
it because you may get water in your mouth doing
a water sport.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
By the way, doesn't that happen anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Matter of fact, that they interviewed one of the athletes
who's actually seen the water that he's.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Going to have to compete in you do it was okay?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Rick seriously, one of the one of the doctors here
in this story they quote told The New York Times
that athletes will literally be swimming in human crap. That's
that's a doctor said that.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
You don't be laughing at that that.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't know. Get to your starting positions. New Everyone,
keep your mouth closed. How come you do? I'm drooling?

Speaker 7 (02:18):
Like the time seemed to be a little slur this year.
We think it's because of you, New. So what were
some of the things you had to overcome?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Older?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
We do?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
You New?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Your lie? Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
But they pump raw sewage into the bay. Why why
do they just just pump raw sewage into the water?
I mean, have they I mean they.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Can't build one of these twenty sixth things.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
We can have tark, I mean they can't get the
charcoal to build a filtration.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Plantin we can treat sewage I've been treating sewage for decades.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I think it would be reasonable, and it would not be.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
How about this septic tank for you, Yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Would be reason. If you're on the Olympic committee. Brazil
is crying, why do we not get it? Why do
we not get it? And we said, look, we've talked
about this, we've covered this. The real problem with God
is You're don't seem to have your handle on. So
so we cannot award the Olympic Games to a place
that does not control because that that's going to be
a real issue for the athletes especially they have to

(03:34):
get in the water and share that water with you.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
So the things we see.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
You guys, I've told you is that it I don't
want to rehash the story, let me cut your mind.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
But no, I've just told this a thousand times.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That time we were working in a rural area and
they didn't have a septic tank and we're out there
and they flushed out on us. We're right out that
pipe right down there, their paper and all I mean
dead soldier laying there.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Was rough.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You know the thing about changing that city's name to
you know what, get.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Your hand right there, stop it. Stop it, I will
pull the plug.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
I'm trying to move on something.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I know. The worst smell is is eggs, but sulfur smell.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah you yes, come across and I can live with that.
I tell you what, I'll take that over.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Do No. What about garbage can be rough depends on
what a lot of times there's do do in the garbage.
Why are we talking about this?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, say speedy?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Why are we talking about this?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I mean we also one time they were they fixed,
They fixed? Can be what you just said. This won't
say anything else. It was a talk about something pleasant.
It was a holding pine with the sludge. Trucks would
come in there and they would pump it out in.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
This pumping in there there, yeah stopped and there was
a guy.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
That had he would ride out a little boat out
there and get in the He had the boat in
the Yeah, out there, look and he would say spray
it says, what wouldn't pile up one spot? He'd have
to move the hose around. It was very primitive, and
that they the reason we were there because we were
building a line in there, because they were going to
up somebody. So I think it got in the water
and killed somebody's cows or something. So you need to
if the county had to upgrade their water system. But

(05:32):
up at that point they would them trucks would hook
up and he'd blow it.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Stuff out there blow what? Yeah? And it was in
the summer and it's a stump like what there?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Do you remember? Do you remember the uh?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Do you remember the chicken plant? When used to come
by there and that broke My parents still live now,
it's not bad anymore, but they lived a mile from there.
I drove through that a couple of times. I thought
it was gonna stop throw up. I mean, it hits
you so hard.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
How about this? You taste it?

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Why?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Bub It was it was awful that that that because
it was it was like, I mean, let's face it,
if you pile up piles of chicken, I mean it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, all right, stop it.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
You ever been to a hog farm? Please? Is the
Olympic Every time.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I hear that, I see old blue from Moscow, the
Olympic Games.

Speaker 10 (06:43):
All this.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
This in field day, pretty big deal.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Somebody is saying that calling from Utah right now on
the phone the corner into the call screener We'll find
out if this is legit. Uh that it is uh
that Rulan Gardner is calling us that that we just
talked this Olympia? Is this uh this with Rulan? You're

(07:19):
on the show?

Speaker 9 (07:20):
How are we doing doing this morning?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Good? So straight up, is this really Rulan Gardener or
is this somebody pretending to be Rulan?

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Well, there's actually I know two ruined gardeners and I'm
the only Olympic called medalist of the two of us.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Rulan whar's his wal wound like a crown? All right?
So how in the world did you find out we
were talking about you?

Speaker 9 (07:43):
I got a friend of mine who is the medical
device rep. Brent who u is the medical device rep
down in the good old south of Alabama? And uh
he told me that you guys were talking and I
should call in. And uh they're a little of my
love of Eco Roman rape and one of the biggest
upsets with the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Really, And I got to ask you something, how big
a fella? Are you?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Bigger than I need to be? Of course, you know,
as will As William P used to stay on two biscuits.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, now obviously you know I do remember this. We're
looking at your pictures now, so do you.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We were thinking, you know, because we were talking about
the miracle with the hockey team, and that's it's unbelievable
what happened there. And I don't know that we can
see that again. But you were against odds that were
very similar, and are you often compared to them?

Speaker 9 (08:38):
Yes, you know in so many words. You know, you
hate to, you know, say, oh, I'm going to compare
myself against you know, the best, but you know, the
odds of me winning them were two thousand and one.
You know, I was going against a Russian who was
undefeated for thirteen years, is going for his fourth Olympic
gold medalist. He was, you know, one of the guaranteed
victories in the two thousand Olympics. And so yeah, going

(08:59):
out there at the guys who they called the experiment
or the Russian Bear, you know, going out there and
defeating him at the finals of the Olympics. You know,
like they say, you know, I've been around, I know,
you know, the a miracle on the ice team and
all that stuff, and you know, everybody like, oh, there's
only gonna be one of them. And they considered my match.
You know, miracle on the match compared to miracle on

(09:20):
the ice.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, Rulin you you you were known to your strength
from being a good old farm boy, right, it's Bubba
and and we often talk about having country boys strength,
and I think that's where you got yours.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Right, Oh, how the country boy or redneck either way
you could uh, you could say it's uh it comes
from it comes from that. I was the youngest of Wyo.
I'm the youngest of nine. Grew up from Wyoming on
a dairy farm. So I grew up you know, you know,
throwing haybells and shuck and you calmunour and you know,

(09:53):
we always used to call it, you know, being the
youngest child. It's where the you know, basically the kalmunule
runs downhill work so nobody else wanted to do well.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Why do you think that that helps you? Because we've
talked about in sports going up against somebody who maybe
wasn't known and had the workout muscles. You know that
that country boy muscles always beat workout or beach muscles.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Why do you think that is well for me?

Speaker 9 (10:23):
You know, I didn't have all this pedigree and Gretel
Roman wrestling. You know, it's one of the oldest sports
in the world, and so I didn't have that pedigree.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
You know.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
The one thing I did have is, you know, we
were up at six thirty every morning during the summer,
we worked all day until midnight every night. And you know,
I grew up on the farm and everybody's like, oh,
wrestling's so tough and it's so exhausted. I'm like wrestling,
I'm like, she's the farm workers much harder than restlan.
I actually did wrestling to get off the farm because

(10:53):
I hated working on that dang farm twenty four to seven.
So wrestling was a relief to go in and beat
up or get you up by some big, you know,
three hundred pound guy. That was kind of fun for me.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I've talked to some of the guys that were raised
just like you were, and they were talking about whatever
sport they played. This one happen to be football, and
they were saying, we want to stay on the football
team so it wouldn't have to go to work at
the farm. Yeah, you know, and everybody else was thinking
the football workout was was the tough thing. So when
you took on this Russian though, obviously. You know in
those days too, let's face it, the Russian training could
be a little dicey. So it was it was the

(11:26):
Russian technology against country bore strong. But this guy, obviously
was was a brilliant.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Wrestler, thirteen years undefeated.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
What was what was the strategy? I mean, you guys,
you had to be coming up with saying here's what
I got to do to win this thing.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Well, the only other time I had wrestled him before
was three years previously at the Worlds, and I met
him in the semi finals of the Worlds and he
actually had a move called the reverse party left where
he picked you up and basically threw you on your head.
His move was that he'd actually dumped me on my
head twice and actually my feet kicked myself in the
back of the head and you broke Pugh Berta by

(12:02):
my neck. And I was the only other time I
wrestled them, and I went out there, now you know,
in the finals of the Olympics. It was my first
time in the finals or you know at ap the
Olympic caliber to win a medal, and so you know,
I come out there and wrestle him, and my coaches
are like, hey, you know, you you know, just you know,
go out there and you're gonna get into space, and
you know, don't back down. Don't be afraid. And you know,

(12:24):
one of the philosophers we always had, you know, taking
control of your destiny, Take control of your mat you know,
don't don't let anybody push you around. You control your
destiny if you get in the face and you you know,
take this guy and Corell and everybody always kind of
you know, talks about how strong he was, and he
was the size of a you know, basically a horse,
and I grew up on the farm and so as

(12:44):
used to pushing guys like that and you know, moving
that type of weight. And our coach is like, hey,
when he's big and strong, you be fast and quick.
You know, when he's fast and quick, you be big
and strong. You change the temple up, you change the
speed up. You know, you make him wrestle your match,
and everybody else is always least with his match, and
you made him less of your match, and that way
it kind of gives you the opportunity to, you know,

(13:06):
find his weakness, and then when you find his weakness,
you may exploit him because nobody had been you know,
nobody had scored on him in ten years, so nobody had.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
What was his weakness?

Speaker 9 (13:19):
One Oh. Now, now now you're talking to him. You know,
now you're talking to the weakness of Russia because you
know he's on defead all this time and having scored
on how how can you go after the champion? And
ultimately it's the way I we kind of looked at
it is he was a little overconfident. He was thinking,
all I was going to go out there, yeah, and

(13:41):
I I had this is you know, this is my
first time to get to the world level and you know,
have a chance to win a medal. So I'm in
the finals and we go out there and in the
semi final match, I was wrestling the guy who was
you know, from Russia. He was about six six and
he looked like mister Queen, this big, rip threaded, muscular,
powerful and I was losing two nothing, and I came

(14:02):
back and I finally beat him three to two, and
I beat him and I sell my finals, and Corella's
watching me bare they beat this guy who he would
have crushed, and so he's thinking, oh, this is going
to be easy, and so he went out there a
little unprepared. And you know, this is kind of the
philosophy of young athletes. You know, my coaches are sitting
they're like, hey, Rulin, you know he's nervous and you

(14:22):
can beat him. And you know, my coaches are all
positive and everything else. And I said, hey, please, you know,
coaches leave me alone. And they're like, well, you know, why,
why do you want us to live you alone? You
know we're the finals. Do you look if we want
to coach it? And I they just leave me alone.
I go to practice every day and they always say
these young athletes, you know, act like you've been there before.
Walk out there was confidence and believe in yourself. And

(14:44):
as I walked out there, you know, it's the same
thing for the last four years that got me in
every practice. The person I wrestled in my mind as
I walked into that wrestling room was him Corella. And
when I walked out to that day, I'd already walked
that walk a thousand times and so felt natural and
I think I can beat him Tex but that I
believe I knew I had a chimp.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Thank you very much, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
We're adopting all the dogs we can from Sochi.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Cute Russian names. Don't forget that. We got to do that.
We can't his name. You can't bring a dog back
from Sochi and not name him. So now you got Vladimir.
Well once.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
We are, you got five of them? How do you
not you can't name them? Also, that'll be a mess
trying to call one up.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
You can name them after that band over there, O
p R of them getting actual whips. By the way,
that that's the R which they had it spelled out. Greg.

Speaker 9 (15:48):
We got.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Greg, We got it.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
That was hilarious when they took that guitar and the
trash in and that guy wondered over and got it.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Don't forget about him. Snatch and the boggans off their heads.
You know they cover their face while they're whipping them. Well, bottom, y'all.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Worried about security there, I told you it wasn't gonna
be a problem.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Well, bottom line is, if you decide you want to
protest against Putin and you just think you're going to
do an impromptu concert and set up with mask on.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Probably ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, I couldn't believe the security didn't just remove them.
I I mean you see one time they have on
the ground, gave her a little cross the back to Rick.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
They're using horse whips. Yes on pr Rick.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Here's the thing they talk about a riot. Now that's
was that that group or a different.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
It was members of it.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
It was they got a song about this anti Pootin
song that two of them serve time for it.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Is that the police officer or a bell jumped in
basically at Sillery.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I don't know. It's rental cops, is what it is
that they brought in. Bottom line.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
See they got that video out. So the next group
that had a form its plan went, I think I'll skip.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
They didn't.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I'm gonna go over to the Ukraine or it's safer. Well,
there was none of this, Hey, y'all stop what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah he walked up and immediately wow, yeah, they start
hitting them with horse whips. I'm talking about that was
that was the first step. There was no y'all stop,
that's enough of that.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
It was wipe.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
I mean they came in with the horse. So you say,
I'm grabbing up and taking bogging all so so Putin.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Putin is still living under the look I may I
may not be, it may not be US s R.
But we're not to the point we're gonna let people
have open protest against the president.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I love the IOC though, they're like, hey, this is
a Russian government issue. I we don't have anything to
do with it.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
We don't have anything with PR. That's none of our
Olympic security. Beating PR no whips. From the look on
his face after that hockey match, they may be whipping
the hockey team.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
You may see ya.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
You hear the press conference with the coat. His opening
line was just starting, just start killing me now.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Eat me alive. Yeah, yeah, he said, eat me said
y'all eat me alive right.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Now, because he knew, he knew how it was gonna be.
Matter of fact that the Russian hockey team is looked
at on a lower rung than the wild dogs are.
And so.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, well look human beings. Police watch them. That's hurt.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
The man.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
You know what comes another one?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I think this is announcement the call.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
I mean their looks concert is over game.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
We're watching the the right. The police come in and
take care of the band that was gonna protest foot
and we just call him p R.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Rick that video. Yeah, yeah, everybody just says it. Red
eyes will throw it out there in the heart in
a second.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Guys, they were in they were in those cat those
masks and just hopping around having a g and that
first horse whip hit that front.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
No, let me, I could see her face through the mask.
You now what, Lar, Speedy? Watch here? This is how soon.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
This is how soon they get hit. They don't even
barely get underweight. They get through the bog They give
them to the boggain. I mean, the minute she starts
to sing, she takes a hit. She's gonna sing her song,
and here comes the first horse with spray.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
They're telling them that.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Now they've sprayed her with That's why she's holding her eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
And hello, how about oh my, how about a little
hopping dance?

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Stop?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah, concern over.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
He even started hitting the photographer, Sure he did. You
don't take pictures here they come.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
Yeah, now, shut down, Speedy, Rocky is not there. You're
not doing Drago's voice.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
You're doing Rocky.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
They're beating that band up pretty bad. Yeah, Greg, they
are on the.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Ground, got her on the ground.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
She can't believe that.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
She's not as fired enough about singing she doesn't have
the mock up.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
And they said they're changing the name of the and
to p W.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
They should.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
That might be the most severe case of it I've
ever seen.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Somebody just now's getting it.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
We'll be back, sake o.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
You know I see them sometimes on the way into work.
And you know, we've all been been around the runners
of the world that love the marathons. And you know
we all have friends and man, they love those marathons.
And and you know there's uh, there's people like us
that exercise is definitely something we have no issue have
been obsessed with.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
But you know, these runner people are very committed to
to finishing their run. That's their big thing.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, you know, I want you begin.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
You must find I must finish and and we train
and we're and we must run and we're running and
we're running.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I'm gonna tell you what. This guy may be the
me monster of finishing the race. Do you agree with this?

Speaker 13 (21:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I know I love the guy that his dad came
out there and helped him.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
And now I she'd read all of this before we
went into this story.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
But but you remember that Olympic moment where the guy
and we were all moved by that. But I got
to tell you this one, now, this one probably will
never make an Olympic moment. Probably won't be the footage
of this that we go back and watch and get
inspired by.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
And let me say, this has been in Minneapolis. Don't
you think Brett Farv helped to inspire this guy to
keep going to I mean because of his success coming
back to football organizers.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Also, this is a very cold place. What may have
made this a more difficult endeavor?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Right right?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
You haven't got to the guy's name yet, have you?
You need to scan down there?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Well, there it is? How about that? There it is?
Tell me that's not this man's name.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon say they won't disqualify
an eighty one year old runner. How about that eighty
eighty one year old still who won his age group
after he borrowed a catheter on route to victory, so.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
His catheter became an issue during the race.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Well no, let me let me read this. The man
he is from Shelbyville, Michigan. His name is Jerry john Cock.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
I'm making that up.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Jerry john Cock. Of Shelbyville, Michigan. The story sidelined. I'm
so glad they're not here. He was sidelined at an
AID station about twenty one miles into Sunday's race because
a blood clot prevented him from urinating.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
You just say it.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
The AID station had no catheter, but a spectator stepped
forward to offer John Cock a catheter he had in his.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Car, and I always have mine in my global department.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Aids helped the man install the cath Oh my goodness,
and then mister john Cock went on to finish the
race in a little over five hours and twenty two minutes,
not to mention a.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Bag and a half later, love a twenty one miles.
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Race officials considered disqualifying John Cox are because of a
rule against improper assistance, but the executive director said that
they decided john Cock didn't break any rules. She called
John Cock a great role model, an example of what
you can do as a run.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Well, there's no question about that.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
John Cox's wife, Doreen door Len. Door Len said her
husband was cheered by the ruling. She said, uh, he
found the whole situation a little humorous.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Well, he is not alone.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
As a matter of fact, there's people all over the
continent of North America, including the two states not connected,
who were laughing about this. Right now, we congratulations. Let
me be the first to say congratulations to Jerry john
Cox for winning the Minneapolis Marathon for the eighty one.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Year olds, you know, filling the blank.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Let's say tennis, okay for you, because that's the only
thing I can get that you can relate to mister
Johncock's commitment to the race. I'm gonna tell you a
blood clot that is keeping me from relieving myself. I'm
kind of done with the match for the day.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, Rick, I have a rule of blood clots in sports, right,
you know, I'm kind of done with that, especially if
it's blocking something that I need to do every day
after the sport is over.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Because most people, if they said, well, hey, Rick, you
know the runner's commitment is to always finish the race,
I think most all of them, you said, well, I
would have, but I had a blood clot that was
keeping me from relieving myself. Thought i'd better stop. I
think most of them will go. Now what, I don't
blame you there, mister john Cock.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Now, Rick, keep in mind after the catheter was installed,
he had to continue running with a with a pipe,
oh my goodness, a tubing coming out and going to
a storage thing bag that And you know, usually marathon

(25:16):
outfits don't have a lot of places to hide that.
I mean, that's that would look a little odd just
thrown over your shoulder. I would imagine that's a nod.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
That's not the outfit for this.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yes, And you know, when Don Juan ran in several marathons,
and we've had the marathon people here on the show,
we found it somewhat humorous when they brought in the
sign that said lub it or lose it.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Well, let me tell you that speaks volumes today, Dad,
it does.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
And you know, I'd like to interview the paramedic who
was there at the marathon that thought he was going
to be dealing with muscle strains. Yes, people cramping, dehydrating,
And they said, what do we got here? He says, well,
you know what, you don't have to have a catheter,
do you, I do not. Who needs a catheter? The
one of the marathoners, but Billy over here said he's
got one in the car, you want to use that.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
So now imagine the paramedic he or she whoever she
was putting on her rubber gloves like they do anytime
they have any type of procedure.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Getting in especially this one.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, getting into position for this and saying, now, what
is your name? And probably as you're trying to do this,
he's telling you what his name is.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, now what's your first name? John, Johnny? What's his name? Jerry? Jerry? Okay, Jerry?
What we need your last name to John Cock. I
hope the Catherine situation was not too far along when
he said that, Yes, yes, that because of paramedic. I
don't care who you're that's funny.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
And I'll tell you can't write stuff like that. You
just can't, you know. And life is stranger.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
That's that is a commitment to the race there, my friend,
it is.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
And to the assistance of the runners. I'll say that,
I don't know what's the worst situation here to be
the guy running or be the guy who had to
make sure he stayed running?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
You know what? Neither?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Who was this guy carrying a catheter in his car?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Right?

Speaker 9 (27:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
And what's his situation? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
I got a bad fit and he's clogged up somewhere
eating assistance.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Of all the things you asked to borrow at an
athletic event. Just we'll go back to tennis again, Rick,
since you mentioned that athletic drink, we got that. Maybe
a grip, maybe some strings, maybe a racket, maybe having
racket problems, broke something, shoe string grips, athletic tape, sweatban.

(27:41):
You know, I thought I was prepared in my bag,
and now I realize I'm sure to catheter.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
That's right. We all are, and you know based on
how these things are inserted.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
You know, Betty's a nurse.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I know, yes, and you've never practiced this, Rick, I'd.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Rather not comment enough. I did let her practice giving me.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
That's why I asked. That's why I asked.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Well, and also got to practice makes perfect.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Right, it does? You're right, You're right. Anything I can
think of saying right now is not going to put
myself in a very good light. So I'm just gonna
or me either, right, right, So I'm going to break.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Okay, I think that's the best. We'll be a few
minutes early, but I think we all agree.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I think We've exhausted every every one liner within reason.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
And speedy and Greg or not even on the flood
in the back room. So no pun intended, right right,
So I think it's the best we leave this before
they get back.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
One of the things that has been interesting that the
watch here in recent Rick and Bubba history is the
transformation of the hard working, pole climbing blue collar the
real Greg Burgess how this show and working in this
field has affected so for Sunham that you killed me.

(29:03):
You know, there's a lot of calls that you've gone solve.
Now that's what woke me up.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, you got house.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Dogs now, all this kind of thing, and you're right
and you're watching you know, the Bachelor, and you know
things you're just getting kind of and some of you
buddies in the blue collar world are concerned.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Yeah, I heard it too. Now, hey Greg, you got
big and fat?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Did that?

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, well, coming you come here, you'll get fat, Yes
you will. I saw a picture of the other day
about about four months into this job. Hey, tubbs, see
you all just let me walk around like I didn't Yeah,
we didn't care. I mean compared to us, you she'll
look pretty good, Okay, well, that is true. I always
hanging out with people fatter in you. So you started
this workout regiment that that is weird. But it's taking
another step that's got us. We don't know whether we

(29:48):
have this writer or not. Well, I'm not sure. This
is very early stages. That don't hold me to this
because I could change my mind. I'm not holding you,
just the fact I could change my mind that you're
considering it. It's odd to me. You know, you you
had the laser LiPo. You know, it's kind of a
start point. Then you started working out to kind of
keep keep yourself thin. Now you've you've leaned out, and

(30:09):
I thought, well, that's enough, that's plenty. But but then
I hear you talking to Helms and Speedy about you
want to be an iron man or what not. It's
it's it's a version of that. It's what they call
a venture race. Okay, if you run like mountains, you
run ten k through the mountains and up here it's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
And then you like kayak, like twelve miles kayak whatever.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
You ever. Kaya.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I ain't got that part yet. They don't hold me
to this. Let him tell you everything that you got
to ride a bike like thirty miles.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Where does this take place?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
This one and up around the board and springs up
after somebody in Alaska? Where's that? That's around peedonont Okay.
So the foothills of that.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
It's gonna have to have one of those Lance Armstrong outfits.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
No, yeah, it ain't like that.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Greg, tell me what you're doing. I mean, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna try to be right. I want you to
tell me what you're doing about it. I'm in shock,
and I thought, man, that's kind of neat. Well, look
I ain't getting no younger. I thought, I need to
get in shap kind of want challenge myself. Hadn't competed
and nothing. And this ain't a back competing. It's about
finishing custodin.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
You need to compete. I've been saying all of y'all
need to get But what I'm.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Saying is I probably not gonna be able to pull
this off. I got like a year.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
But yesterday I did my initial show up and I
got a friend of mine. He's done it and he's
he's in ridiculous shape. Uh and uh he And I
mentioned to him in a game Keith Johnson.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
No, it's not Keith. Okay, Tracy Stewart, Tracy's good friend
of mine.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
He was he was diagnosed with cancer years ago and
he just really got into health and he's beat it
and he's boy, he's just in ridiculous shape. He can
ride a bicycle from here to Maine probably. But anyway,
so he said, well, come with me, said I'll try.
He ran the last one. He said, and i'll you know,
let you show show you some of it. And I said, look,
I can't do nothing. But anyway, I went with him
yesterday and wow, so you started training for this? What

(31:52):
kind of not really? I just wanted to look at
it and see, and you're I may not. Can do
we sponsor you and get a little sign up?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I may not. It will be at least a year.
What did you do this weekend?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Well, we ran up the Penote trail up the mountain
and you were out there, honey.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
I would run and then I'd walk. I couldn't do
it the whole way, and then we ran back down
and it just kind of you do a d W
warm up. You should have. But anyway, that's all it was.
And I was just telling them about it.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Because so we got our training today and uh, I said,
you know, guys, yesterday I'm a little store. But I
did better than I thought I would. But I nowhere
in the even beginning that I could do it. Like
you understand, it's a ten k, and it's a ten
k through the mountains. It ain't like a flat one, right,
So you go up, you go up the mountain, you
go down the trail. Plus you can bust you. I mean,
you deal with all kinds of stuff, Greg, what about cougars.

(32:41):
Hopefully the.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Cyclist is going to train you for the bicycle. Yes,
I will be getting with him on that. So you
you you're threwing this kayak thing that's like I don't know.
I gotta work on that. Tell them the phases of it,
what what all you do?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I may be wrong on the on the distances, okay,
so you people to do it, don't I know I'm wrong.
I want to know the offence adventure race adventure race,
you go like they run like a ten k.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
That parts right.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
But when I say that, like I said, you're going up,
they went up. I don't know if anybody's familiar with
Cannon Road seventy and you're going.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
To level, won't you go back to the flo hills
of that?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
He needs Tyler the angry cyclist.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Now well now my Boddy.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Tracey is al But anyway, so they ran a ten
k and part of it was like up a mountain,
down the mountains and then you kayak for.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
I don't know how. You're just throwing the word kayak.
Run up to the creek and you're jumping a kay.
I floated at a river one time, and I don't
we weren't really driving, but I was. I was a natural.
Now we went to remember the time we got him fun. Yeah,
that's right. I was kind of that. I did tip
over cop. I know what you were driving.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
You were struggling that day.

Speaker 14 (33:55):
I was.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
I was there.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
You were not a natural, I know, and your head
was a little swow and you on an adventure race.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
But it was a different note.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
So great. I wouldn't say I'm not gonna be like
that on this. Imagine how good i'd be. Now, Greg,
do you have.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Your US A R A card?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
No? I have none of that.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Okay, anyway, but these are they have these events everywhere.
They're really interesting because I like the outdoors and stuff.
But you don't understand. I'm not even I can't even
begin to do this, but I would. I may may
have a golden about a year to be evident.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
So you said, hold on, you're gonna run ten k
in and run up and down mountains, and then you
jump in the kayake for how I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
I say twelve.

Speaker 14 (34:29):
That may not be right.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
They may not keep saying kayak. He's never been. But
then you ride a bicycle, and I think part after that,
after you get our kaya you jump out soaking well,
jump thirty miles. Thirty miles may be wrong? And is
that it? You over there? That's it?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
So you got six hours, you're gonna run through the mountains,
go six hours, getting a boat of some kind. You're
not sure what it is, maybe a jet ski, and
then well you better hope. And then you're gonna ride
thirty miles on the bat. That's I'm not saying I
can do this, but I would like to know. I
probably ain't gonna happen. And yes, where you go and where?
Because here this is the thing that always gives me
because where where?

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Did where?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
When did it happen?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Because I lookt and I get just like I get
with Bubb and the tennis thing about hey, I need
to move around little bit. I'm getting older. I need
the exercise. And then and then we end up being
on the USTA committee and on all these things. It's
like we don't have the ability just to kind of say, hey,
let's let's exercise and try to do better.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
We become these well because I locked the outdoors. I
like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
To me.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
You look great.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
When I first started losing weight and working out, exercise
and that's what I do. I'd go to the hunting
land across my house and it was right after deer
season last year, and I'd use it for two reasons
to scout and see Parcelanta I didn't know, and I
would run up and down those.

Speaker 13 (35:39):
Hills over there in the Hollis and stuff. You know,
did you know he was running down the hills. I
heard a rumor that there was a tourisen out pleasant.
Greg's running those regions and freaking everybody. A lot of
people thought it was a scarcase.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
It was me.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
See, hold me to this. I don't run through the woods.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
You have been talking about this for over two months now,
which makes me think you're that serious about it until
I went yesterday and I thought, boy, you realize that.
Get back to the yesterday if we even talked about
and it was absolutely you ran the mountain park yesterday.
I ran some of it. And how did that feel terrible?
Because not only have you running up and down on
these little trails and you fall. I mean, you know

(36:22):
what I'm Have you ever seen the picture on the
front of the book from Ethridge called wild at Heart?

Speaker 10 (36:28):
That?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
I can't do that.

Speaker 15 (36:33):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
I probably ant you get you some new shoes. No,
I was in the old Nike. Did you go Do
you write down with you April Breakfast and what you wore?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
No, because no I will though when I started, you
can't run through the mountains and tennis shoes you have.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
You gotta touch some kind of boots on.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
He's gonna slip and fall.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Rick, this is his arm's gonna be a slang for look.
I'm not saying I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
You are looking competition, Greg, welcome back?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
How about this? You you are you are going to
if I could find one that what that was? It
took all them things and cut the distance.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
In half home.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I could do Bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Today's focus is on one intern Bruiser now intern Bruiser
of course, a lot of you know the Bruise and
we're looking for for love for him today and uh
you know what, Uh he's he. I was talking him
for the show and he's already got some plans, but
we were talking about finding him love over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
A Bruiser.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Eagle scouts because things looking pretty serious.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And I'm all, the ship.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Has some show on you too.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Of course, who doesn't it. Yeah, I mean everybody's got
that now, don't it?

Speaker 7 (37:43):
All?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Right now and all and speedy? And you were telling
me that he has a new song that we would
like to play, uh today for the people.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Well we did. We just thought it would fit Bruiser
his personality, you know, kind of hipping it up for Valentine.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Today.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
He's got his new big brown, very big brown shirt on.
Nothing like nothing like a big guy getting a new
big shirt. I love those days.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Let me tell you what I thought. He worked for ups.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Then I thought, well, now he couldn't cut and Bruiser.
I'm saying that from experience. I love when I get
a new bigger one.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Oh, I've got a giant shirt on today.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
And when I just walked in, I said, brothers got
a new shirt and somebody's missing a tent.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
So we've got we've got a song here we thought
would hip up his images. Yeah, and you know, think
about this too.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
I mean, the Scouts were cool, but but I mean
they weren't as cool, you know before Bruiser came along.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
No, no, I mean the Scouts need some help in
the cool area. It's just yeah, okay, and he's proud
to be a Scout. Yeah, who wouldn't be, right, So
so this is kind of for.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Him a Scouts. That's a little attempt to hip up Scouts.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I mean I think, I think. I mean, you know
what you ought to do. You ought to burn that
to c D and when you pick up your date
for the weekend, you just have it just kind of
loaded in the background.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Yeah, well, let's talk about this for a minute. I mean,
we've got I don't.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Want to see it again.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
We've got young ladies in the Robin hood that are already.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Can you do it?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I couldn't tell which finger the boy.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Scout caught a trout NAIs an Eagle, Scout, the.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Boy Scout, wrap something do the Robin Hood.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
We got to pick up the words on that. Look
at Bruce, he's.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
He's just look at it. We can't believe it now.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Bruiser, who did that? By the way, huh Greg doctor
dre We actually went out and found a upstart hip
hop group to do that.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, I don't who the rest of it is with
Greg on vocals? Yeah, uh, he's your TikTok parody.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Uh. Michael Helms of the I T Department. Helmsey doesn't
necessarily agree that that the Bruiser has plans Friday night.
Now Bruiser thinks.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
It's a little bit of controversy. Yeah, Bruiser thinks he does.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Look at Look at Bruiser, don't after the rap, don't
bring him down? Well, I'm saying let him at least
live live large. When we start planning this weekend for him, though,
we got to know what we can and can't do.
Give us you piggy wiggily schedule first.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Okay, Saturday, get that might pull it down?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Man.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
There we go Saturday three to ten and then Sunday
eleven to either seven thirty or eighty oh so.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Eight on Valentine's nine. Yeah, that's perfect. You can go
on to day to Valentine's night. Will you be too tired?

Speaker 14 (40:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I might, we might. Monday is all free though I
don't have anything to do Monday, but that's the fifteenth. Yeah,
I know whatever I mean. But I'm just saying, if
we find love for him and they can go out
Monday night instead of whatever he thinks, you'll.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Be too tired Sunday, you'd be too tired to day.
Is anybody in this room at Bruisers age ever been
too tired of going to day?

Speaker 10 (40:49):
No?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
I mean Bubba fell asleep once.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
But that right, that's that's that's normal. Yeah, he didn't
mean I'm not going It just happened. Yeah, I mean,
I can't image. Did you mean his age? Somebody wants
to go out when you go out? Okay, let's say this,
This really nice looking girl almost to go out with
you on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
You're gonna tell you're two tireds that what you're telling me.
I'm too tired.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I've been throwing a shift at the pig as they
were heavy when I put them in that bag.

Speaker 14 (41:14):
Yeah, I'll go out Sunday night. If you send a
limo to come get us, well, good night.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Let me take something learning by the way, not just done. Done,
that's one phone call. Okay, all right, okay if it's
available that night. Now, but I got a contact on
that Excalibur limousine baby done. Oh yeah, Oh they're good,
like he knows. Have you ever been in one your dates?

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I think they use those for the junior senior at
my high school.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Done, if it's available, done, awesome, all right, So what
so now that's how Rick Rick Rick took a pipe
off bottle of an apple. You want to get somebody
to work your shift at the pig to That's okay, done,
I guarantee you we could got that.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
We could call your manager today and get you off
a half day maybe on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
All r How about this Greg takes your shifted to.
Oh dude, he could back some grocery.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I know that Greg worked his way at gross store
from bag boy all the way to meet department.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
I sent to the top.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Was incredible, by the way, he was one scraped from.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Right there at it. Greg. Yes, I know he'd be
back there in the mine.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
A uh, all right, lot of rocky punching that.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah, you Ham's. First of all, I want you to
find a girl who sent the email yesterday that was legit.
You got a week through.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I want him to tell you what he says he's
got going on Friday night. I want to know if
you agree with that based on your research. Okay, right now,
we come back. Okay, Because when he said he had
plans Friday night and he told me what they were,
I looked over you and you had a look.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
On you face. Yeah, a little controversy. We might get
somebody on the phone too, coming out right, because hey,
do we agree?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Worst cationary is when your little chubby cupid thinks he's
got a date and he does right, and then and
then we got to be clear, well, we don't want
to mark off Friday night.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
It's being not available. And then the only time you
have plans Friday night. That's what he said. Yeah, what
kind of plan? Very comfort double date thirty five minutes
past the hour for the Week of Love.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Gary the Bulldozer Man's favorite love song country boy can't
Survive You the dog.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
It gets you in the romanic mood, doesn't it.

Speaker 15 (43:29):
Oh that's something i'd tear you up right there?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
A shot gun, right, a bull wheel and drive in
a country boy? Can servive' singer Gary clucking?

Speaker 10 (43:38):
Boy can.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Look at who's got? Yeah? You got little tear in
you all? Listen of that dough? Yeah you think Gary
don't play that?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Well? I bet you let that that? Will? You crank
it up in the jeep? You go, don't you? Yah? Man?

Speaker 15 (43:53):
I played that when I was building that table for you.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Here.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
You you headed to Nashville, right, yeah, ma'am.

Speaker 15 (44:04):
I I brought one of my old buddies, Darryl Cummings.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Hey, dere you know I know Darryl I met. Yeah,
we left her wives at home? So how are you?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
How are you getting away with going off all weekend
with Turkey calls and leaving your wife at home on
Valentine's weekend?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
What can I say?

Speaker 15 (44:25):
I mean, it's getting close Turkey season? Did you know that?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
For one thing?

Speaker 15 (44:29):
I got on my mind right now? Turkey?

Speaker 11 (44:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Boy?

Speaker 15 (44:31):
About your wife, well, I don't know what she's got
on her mind?

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Is she upset when you leave her?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
No?

Speaker 15 (44:40):
She cried a little bit when I went out to Dover.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
But that's it. Yeah, said that said life being married
to the spur Master run.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
That's right, Dauty calls. The turkeys must be taken.

Speaker 15 (44:51):
You do what you gotta do.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Are you what is this you're going to in Nashville.
I'm just going up.

Speaker 15 (44:56):
I'm not going up her to sell any calls.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
You know.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
You're not.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
No, do you have any with no?

Speaker 15 (45:03):
I got I needed to keep two or three in
the truck.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
But uh, you know, you know, if you're going to
an expo or something, you're probably gonna need more.

Speaker 15 (45:11):
Than Yeah, but I don't need to sell a whole
lot of them.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Why not?

Speaker 15 (45:15):
Well, you know, I don't really rather than not have
everybody have one, you.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Know, right, you want some turkeys out there for you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, so uh, it wouldn't been around if everybody had to.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Call it me get protected. I didn't know you had
two rs in your name. I apologize I didn't either.
I didn't mean I didn't know. That ain't no real
big thing, you know, well it is. I don't answer
to one or two.

Speaker 10 (45:42):
Long.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
That was right right before Long was the bank, don't care.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It was right after Rick declared that's how girls.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Might spell it.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I didn't know if you were that.

Speaker 11 (45:50):
We know, if you say it if you say it
with one, or it's like Gary he said with two,
it's Garrick.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
You know it's bar Manelow's husband's name is spelled to
I don't even know who Baron Manelo.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You did?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Really no idea. He ain't a turkey hunter out there?

Speaker 15 (46:11):
You know he's not well well, did y'all know Bob Denver?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, I heard about that. I'm just saying, yeah, yeah,
we heard about that. We're still more you.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Uh so you're you're going to an expo, but you
don't want to you don't want to sell any calls.

Speaker 15 (46:29):
Yeah, I'm just going up there to you know, I
got a few paper I'm all made up there.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
You know, you know, little business meet, little business meeting.

Speaker 11 (46:37):
Well, you know you don't never know. I want, I
gotta meet with the guys. Does my videos on my
I've seen those?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Can I tell you what when you put one out?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
That is you just talking about Gary's in the chair
and he's got two inch semicide.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Last one I saw you were wrestling the deer out.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Of the gate now his own van.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I didn't even know I was following you on Instagram,
Brodie or somebody must have and that and something came
up on Instagram the other day, and it's just scary
standing in there with.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
And he tells everybody to say, I don't know how
to do a lot on Instagram. You know, uh, you
know it's hard to feel yourself, you know it is.
Tell me about this this this is your new shirts
you brought me one of you brought some of the
guys like you know, I you know, I say that
a lot down there at your farm, you.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Know, yes, you do. Unfortunately, every time something breaks, what
do you say that? That's my phone? Gary, You're right?

Speaker 15 (47:38):
Come on, did y'all hear that?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Yeah? I heard it.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
I heard.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Didn't hear that?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Buzz?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
All right? So so tell them about every time something breaks?

Speaker 15 (47:48):
You say, every time?

Speaker 11 (47:50):
You know, it's just like that uh that gator I sold,
you know, yes, down there one day in the whole
front end toe off.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
You know, that's the first thing I say. You can't
have nothing.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You can't have didn't did you? Was that your dad
or your granddad? You say that you saw?

Speaker 15 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah, he said that a lot with may around,
he said that a lot.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
So so on the back of your Spur Master shirt,
it now says.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
What you can't have nothing.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
No, that's just a few that you know, that's your special.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
For here you saying a lot, all of us thinking
a lot.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I'll tell you and you were you and you and you,
and the chair is gonna be okay, you go down, Gary,
your calf can't hit that now. Yeah, I've told you, Geary.
Can I ask Gary a question? Yeah, I've always want
to know, because you know, I've got the story.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
And if you've listened for a long time, and when
I shaved my head bald okay, and it was actually
live on air?

Speaker 5 (48:50):
And and why what when did you start shaving because
you're complete your ball gun?

Speaker 15 (48:54):
Well that's a traumatic situation.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
What uh dramatic? Okay? Traumatic or traumatic? Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Gary, you kind of had the fro. Look when you
were younger.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
We saw the pictures. Oh yeah the seventies.

Speaker 15 (49:10):
Yeah, yeah, looking what you want me?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Well, I just I mean, like, like, what I guess
when did you go, hey, I'm shaving my head or
what happened?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
What? Well, because now I realize if you have a fro,
you know what you say about that you came have none?

Speaker 11 (49:24):
I think it was uh May the fourth or the fifth,
nineteen ninety nine. I went to the barbershop right after
Turkey season was over, and uh, I was waiting and
you know, little cheers they got there for you, you know,
sit down. And there was a woman there and had
a fluttle uh baby about eight or nine months old, right,

(49:48):
and uh it was acting, you know, crying and.

Speaker 15 (49:53):
She picked it up. Yeah, you know, and she was
breast baking.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Oh no, barbershop.

Speaker 15 (49:59):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
He was pitching up.

Speaker 15 (50:02):
And I told her, I said, I don't think he
won't say it.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
And you know, he was having up feel and she said, well, said,
if you'll make out like you're gonna take it, he'll
take it.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 15 (50:16):
And I just got up and left.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I just couldn't handle that, right, Yeah, Gary, you started
twice not to do it. Yeah, and that made you.

Speaker 15 (50:27):
I hadn't been in barber shop just sa that's what
he won't. You know, I want not do that barber shop.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
You asked, You asked you there you go, Thanks for
asking you to hear speedy story. Good gracious Gary Barry
in Georgia Barry and George Barry Barry.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
You had a question for Gary, Go ahead.

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Yeah, I was going to say about his favorite love song.
I just want to go to submit one for him,
drop by Truckers. He's got a song called Bulldozers and
Dart and it's a love song.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
I figured that, my big Gary, Bulldozers and dirt.

Speaker 15 (51:08):
I had to check that out.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
All.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Well, that's when you're in your element in it.

Speaker 15 (51:13):
Yeah, that on that?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Have you have you ever given Rick a bulldozer or
lesson like you gave me?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (51:19):
Well he did get on.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Uh what's the other one?

Speaker 15 (51:22):
My skids deer one time? What the skids deer?

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Watch your mouth? Yeah, your sketch there?

Speaker 15 (51:27):
Yeah, now, Bubba Bubba got pretty good on it.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
You know.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
I had to on the skitch there.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
The big dozer, oh buddy, Yeah, yeah, he had a
big do Why you not let me drive the big dozer?

Speaker 15 (51:39):
Well, them things cost money, Rick, We didn't have nothing.
A lot of time.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
We did practice in a big wide open there.

Speaker 15 (51:47):
Oh yeah, I had him out in a big feel
you know.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
You know what I'll say this Gary, those things ride
a lot rougher than.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
They look like.

Speaker 15 (51:54):
Oh yeah, the shocks are not too good on them,
No they're not.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Now I did a quick search and is this what
he was talking talking?

Speaker 15 (52:00):
About here bull dozers and.

Speaker 14 (52:04):
Pulldozers andder what your mama cat?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
For sure, it goes back to that haircut. Goll it,
that's just that's just I got haircut.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It's ready you my all the scream.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
It.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
There's two things we need to be careful websites casually.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
My truckers didn't. I will say that. Yeah, and he
did finders he did.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Now this is where you need to go, Gere. Tom's
called from Alaska. Man, you before you die, you need
to go.

Speaker 15 (52:43):
You gotta have money to go out there.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Tom, go ahead. Well I'm just trying to find out.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
Is this the great philosopher Turkey call maker?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Yes? Yeah, I was left.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Well, how do I get a hold of you, sir?
I think I'd like to buy one of your calls?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Well he's sent him as far as Quebec, so yeah,
I'll send a few to Quebeck.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
So so how do you get in touch with you here?

Speaker 13 (53:08):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Just uh website?

Speaker 11 (53:10):
Yeah, I just go to my website that which is
original spurmaster dot com.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
He wasn't sure for me. Hey, he's just what hey
Tom avenue Tom, if you if you go to Rick
and Bubba dot com Helmsey's putt in show notes right
now and you can you can contact and look, he'll
even give you his cell phone. He doesn't care. Yeah,
I had to.

Speaker 15 (53:32):
Quit doing that on the air.

Speaker 9 (53:34):
He might get a lot of women going him.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Well, he's already got that. Yeah yeah, yeah, time just
reach out to him through the website. Thanks, buddy.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
He's even got the spur Master combo includes both styles
of calls right there at the.

Speaker 15 (53:46):
Yeah, you get to two calls in one.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
But you but you said you you won't get that's
in Alaska. I ain't gonna get.

Speaker 15 (53:52):
Inn heret's say. I have a you know, i'd rather somebody,
uh you know local.

Speaker 11 (53:57):
I had a guy I've come from touch Press bowler
a school on Saturday, stayed a couple of yars with me.

Speaker 15 (54:04):
He wound up buying three. But you know, inventory I
give uh you know, I give him a lesson.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
You know you didn't. Oh yeah, you give him that
look you I said, I'm like what Greg said. Greg said,
you'd be better off to sell him to Alaska because
they're not getting into your turkey. Yeah. Yeah, that guy,
he might be pulling one right off you over your area.

Speaker 15 (54:26):
Well, I you know, brother. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
poach on it.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
And this year.

Speaker 15 (54:35):
Yeah, I had brother sell him out of state and
I had in state.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
I mean, I ain't worried about that guy in Quebec.
What's he gonna do? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
So Gary, I'll tell you this. I've had my eye
on the turkey down at our place. His beard is
so long you can't walk. He keeps standing on it. Well,
you may get me back into Turkey.

Speaker 15 (54:52):
Are you gonna call me?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Well, I don't got several people want to get out
there and hunting.

Speaker 15 (54:56):
So I figured out.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I knew you'd be busy over at Riggs.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
He's already he's already noticed the turkey's there now.

Speaker 15 (55:06):
Last time I went with Bubba, he had on he
had on a Fairs night moves on a chip.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Wow, he doubled up, doubled it up? How hard I want?
People know? You're not giving your cell phone out anymore?
Am I doing one? You're not gonna give your cell
phone to people anymore? I know when you first start
selling them, everybody got your cell phone. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (55:22):
I sent him a card, you know, and you know
I told him, you know, And they didn't help to
call me.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Then they did, Yeah, they sure did.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Rick took you up for Rick the first time. I
will tell you this, first time I ever went turkey hunting,
I went with Geary. He mentioned he liked to walk
me today.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Sure, what's do you have my share? Somebody?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I mean up down, up down the hall?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
That's good?

Speaker 11 (55:42):
Not all right here?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Good?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Good to see again, Bud.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's worth shooting house for this bird.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
How fun in Nashville.

Speaker 15 (55:50):
I appreciate it him.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
All right, Buddy, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
See champ ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

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