Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 56

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
Tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tis Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It is the Food Playoffs.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
The New Zealand Medical Journal said they listed forty nine
foods that all people should avoid. We went through these
forty nine picking out foods that we did not think
we could live without. We then set up a playoff
of the top sixteen foods that we all must have,
and we are down to the final four. Chocolate made

(00:39):
its way there by defeating bacon and sausage and even
ice cream. Butter finds its way into the final four
after defeating crackers and pop tarts. Fried Foods finds its
way into the final four by annihilating pies and also
defeating a narrow victory over sugar. The biscuits have found
it their way into the final four after defeating nuts

(01:02):
and also defeating milkshakes. These were not easy decisions, and
now we're down to the final four.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Chocolate, butter, fried foods, biscuits.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's where we find ourselves and you know we you know,
I want you to realize before we go any further,
if this were real, we have just said that we are.
We are done with ice cream, bacon and sausage, doughnuts,
frozen yogurt, crackers, pop tarts, energy drinks, chips, pies, nuts, milkshakes, INSRP.

(01:40):
Those are out of our life.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Nobody said they were gonna be easy choices. Rick, That's
just the way.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I'm frustrated because I think that energy drinks is
on there. It shouldn't be because we thought Bubba thought, hey,
gatorade or whatever pedia light is, and it is not
an energy drink, the gatorade will be questionable. Well, I
mean on the list of energy drinks, it's it's it's
not on there neither.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Mainly, this is what it's saying is that it's trying
to get you to do away with caffeine and and
those times.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right, So no, no, like red Bull, Monster rock Star,
that kind that's a very bad.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, that would be considered. Of course, I'd have to
get rid of verve. Now that'd be tough.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Let's get into I know, let's get full thrott all
that kind of stuff. I got it.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Let's look at our first matchup in the Final four.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Love, I'm afraid it's chocolate versus butter amp energy. The
only problem is about this, you can't really have chocolate
without butter.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
But we'll ignore that. But a good point. It's a
great point. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Let's say if if we're stranded on an right, well
said give them again, Rick, come on, chocolate versus butter
is in the first is our first round of the
Final four?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Which what's one of those do we say goodbye to? Which?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
If you say goodbye to butter, it means we're eating
chocolate without butter.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't do that. I'm going with chocolate.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Can you not do that for me?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
If you're I'm gonna say, butter is in everything?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
We eat everything? Do we still get to have margarine?
I can live with that.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's a very good question. I can live with that. Well,
I think we're gonna have to question.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I think we're gonna have to take it at face value.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So you're saying goodbye margin and butter. Yeah, it's a problem.
I just ignore that. Just but don't. Let's just say
it chocolate or butter.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I think if I have to get you picked, chocolate
is the Greg Greg picked chocolate is keeper.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I keep.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I pick butter as a keeper, Rick, it comes. If
I have to get rid of something and I'm on
an island, I'd rather have food with butter, and so
I would chocolate.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
When I have to catch it.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Chocolate is fine for one day, but day in, day out, man.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's gonna get hope. I'm not on an island though.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Food, what we're gonna have on island? What you might
as well?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You're taking out of your dit. I'm the deciding vote
on this. It's a different list. What foods will you
have on an island?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's a totally different list, just like energy drinks.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
All right, if I had to remove something, if I
had to, if I had to remove one of these
two from my dot, I would remove butter and keep.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Y'all okay, So chocolate against who?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
This next one will be a blowout, then, all right?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Fried food versus biscuits fried food?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Easy one.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
So it's fried food against chocolate. What an amazing match.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It's it's the meal. It's the meal versus dessert.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
What an amazing matchup?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
For me, it's not it's not that difficult now.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, and then and we'll all make our cases. To me,
it really isn't that difficulty. And I'll tell you why.
I go back to what I've what I've been ranting
about on the program for the last few weeks.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm hungry too.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
At one time, this country was great, and it was
great when it was not afraid of fried food. When
we began when we started becoming afraid of fried food,
we became a bunch of PUDs as a country.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And and.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
We've never we have not had a decisive victory since,
by the way. Okay, So I believe that we as
a society where we were a better people back when
we were not afraid of fried food. Okay, because now
you have people that are afraid of fried food, but
they still like chocolate. So really, chocolate is is not

(05:24):
done for our society what fried food's done for it?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Frank. Now, I know they're in chocolate.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I know there's women right now that are kicking the
radio because I know how you are with you chocolate, Okay,
And I understand it. I live with a chocolate chocoholic.
I know about it all right, Okay. I am borderline chocoholic.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where I am to tell you. We all are, but
who among us or not?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But if you said Rick, for the rest of your days,
you got to walk away from your friend chocolate or
your friend fried food. Yeah, to never to never take
them in again again. I cannot live with that fried food.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I will second that most bo.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Now you're on an island, how you fry in your face?
But now we're not on isle of them. This is
not an island, plays Melton, the key is doing away
with it. We can't worre the starving Rick. I vote
with you. I agree.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I can't do food too wide of a cacult to me.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Two votes for fried food. We're looking for one.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Vote, anybody will he puts it over so.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
It wins overwhelmingly.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
We've just come to the conclusion that the Rick and
Bubba Show cannot live with that fried food.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It is the king of all foods. Yep, it is.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, I mean, look and I think we know that.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
The only hope for me. And I've actually tried this now.
It doesn't appear that I'm doing it now, but I
have gone through periods of time where fried food I
do partake of it in moderation, but but I cannot
do away with it at all.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I can't turn my back on fried chicken. I just can't.
Can you turn your back on French fries? Probably not,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I could do that. No French fries, I could do.
I could do with that French fries. Could you do
with that? Fried chicken?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Noh?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Are we talking about chicken livers?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
They're fried anything fried chicken?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Let me look at because I with you a lot.
Let me tell you this. That would include boneless buffalo wings.
I don't know wings you boneless chicken fingers, chicken breast,
chicken legs.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You know? Yeah, yes, the only thing lest quit talking?
Goodbye fried Okrah, don't talk anymore. Fried livers, pickles, don't
forget I don't like fried pickles. You know fried green tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Can I tell you what's weird about my relationship with
fried pickle? I ever told you I love fried shrimp,
fried bronclere?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
About this?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Let me this is I got a weird relationship with
fried pickles. My wife likes them, my son, my son,
one of my sons, really likes them. Every time they're
brought to the table, I want to like them, and
I try them, and remember.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I don't like it. It's just because you're hungry. I
just don't like fried pickles. That's what I was about
to say, do you I'm okay, I'm here. Imagine this.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, we'll be having this March night fried seafood platter.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
The best.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Talked to last hour and had a good time talking
about the debacle that is Stevie Nick's about your batchaism injections.
Was that called yeah talk? She she did a botox
deal that interface tried to melt off. And so that
guy's talking a little bit about plastic surgery. And I
didn't realize that Brent actually has a song about this.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Uh, this is this is You're gonna love this.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Brant has a song about everything, any topic. Brent can
give you a song about.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
This is kind of a whatever happened to? It's this
many things in her life? Whatever happened to all these
different things?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
A little bit of it?

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Why?

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Whatever happened polyester slacks? Whatever happened all those eight tracks?
Whatever happened to using good taste?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What the heck happened? Kenny Rogers face.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
There's more pet Rocks and pac Man knee hind tab
have the Looney Bins all closed now that there's rehab.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Where's Michael Jackson's nose?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
An ipan a toothpaste?

Speaker 8 (09:20):
What the heck happened to Kenny Rogers face? I mean, hell,
is that really the gambler or droid in his place?
Whatever happened to Kenny Rogers?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, that's it, well done.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's not the whole song.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
But I'll give you an idea.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Bring busy, busy and sleepy right now.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I know you, you guys that perform and get out
and and do shows at nine, this is not really
a good time of day for you.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
There's other people out there in the morning too. I've
just it's a surprising that just two people driving around
this time in the morning.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Who are these people?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Rick?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I have to tell you, I was so excited when
we came down over spring break and we were out
at the beach club and we were uh and and
Brent was actually playing in the restaurant, and I was
so excited, and I told Betty, I said, we want
to go down here Brent, and.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I was all fired up. Well, the kids had to.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Go down to the beach for a minute. They were
having a small campfire or something, you know, I said.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You know, this is great.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
It was cold out there and the wind was blown
a little bit, and I said, well, I'm I'm ready
to go back so I can hear Brent play. And
I went in and got me a table, got all ordered,
and Brent come over and was talking. I said, when's
the set gonna begin? He said, I just ended. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You said what they got to do with chocolate Monkey?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
But anyway, well, Brent, it's good to see when I
don't know if you know this Andy Andrews is here,
and the Andy Andrews Andy Andrews, what I like to
call him, is a masterful storyteller.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Huh and uh.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And you see, you're an author, you're a comedian, you're
a motivational speaker. You currently on a piece of PBS.
You have they ever have they finally stopped running that?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, it's still still going.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
And and for a thousand dollars we'll send you a
coffee moug.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, you know all kind decide. It really was great.
And you know you've you've written the books, You've you've
done the motivational speaking, you've done the haha and funny man.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
I mean you my motivational speaker.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I saw you actually motivate.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
You motivate me.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I started to say, that's seven decisions.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I kind of feel like, if, if what you want
is for somebody to tell you to have a good attitude,
I'm not stupid because that kind.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Of feel like your mother should have told you.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I've even made fun of that that Tony Robbins states
twelve hundred dollars for what your mother should talk.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I hate to be that guy.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So you're not a motivational speaker. You're a public speaker.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
I would I'd rather do something what do you call
I'm more into proof.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Noticer, I profession Well, let me ask you this this
thing that ran on PBS, what do you call that?
You were helping?

Speaker 6 (12:10):
When God was passing out talents, I didn't get the
good ones. I didn't get the ones like you can
swim faster, you can sing great.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
I got this really odd thing.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
God looked at me when I was a little bitty
baby and said, I'm gonna let you notice stuff. And
so that's why my parents thought I was an odd
little boy, because you know, my my mom would say
things that don't play with those arrows. They'll poke your
eye out, or don't play with that stick. It'll poke
your eye out. And I'm six years old, I'm thinking,
you can't poke your.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Eye out with a stick. You can poke it in,
poke it out. You got to run it up through
your nose.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
And I would just I would see the same things
everybody saw, and I'd hear the same things everybody heard,
but it would just it would seem different.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
To me, a form of discernment, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
And so somewhere, I mean, for a long time it
was just funny stuff, you know, and then for somewhere
along the line it became life stuff. And so you know,
I work with these corporations, I work with the military,
and I work with different organizations, and I noticed little
bitty things that.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Make a big difference because you know, you know how
for people for years have.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Said, don't sweat the small stuff, right, and it's all
small stuff. Well, and see, I'm I'm kind of here
to tell you you better sweat the small stuff because
people have been making these tiny little brushstrokes for years
and years and then they step away from the painting
and go, oh my gosh, this is not what I
intended at all.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
And so and so you call it socialism, and so
wake up America. You should have sweated the little stuff, but.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Not anything here on the show that you need to
small stuff.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, I tell you off here, okay.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
And by the way, I don't ever say you're not
a motivational speaker. When you spoke at our church, you
motivated me to get up to go to the bathroom there,
and I want to thank you for that.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I noticed I motivated several people to get up and
leave right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Uh. You know, you were telling us off air, and
I don't know why we're devoting this much of the
show to plastic surgery today, but you were talking about
you working with Joan Rivers and when you talk to you,
guys know I did, No, I did not till today.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
That's a small thing we missed for years.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I wish I had noticed.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Actually for two years, I didn't notice it.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
For two years of my life. I worked with Johan.
I was her opening act and so for years I
worked with her and it was awesome. I mean, she
she was really great.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
But but there are different things about her that people
don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
But you noticed them.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I noticed him. I noticed it. And one of the
things that you know, she's a tiny little woman. Y's
very small.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I've eaten meals bigger than she.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
She's always scared about getting big, you know, because she
was a chubby child and so people were always, you know,
teasing her.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
So she's always scared about that.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
And so one of the things that that I have
noticed is that, and you know this from being on television,
if you're traveling around, if you're in public, people will.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Come up to you and say, you look like so
and so. Did you any bey ever tell you look
like her? I have a cousin looks.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Like And so one time, Joan is so paranoid about
being gaining weight.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
One time and something I've never swear.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I forget where we were, but this lady came up
to me after, after the whole thing, and she she
was huge, right, I mean, I mean, no, this is
and when we're not gonna embarrass anybody here, because she
was like eight hundred pounds. She was bigger than anybody here, okay,
And so this was way out.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Of the norm.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
And she came up to me and she was talking
to me and she said, this dream come true. And
I said, oh really, and she said, oh, I've loved
Joan for years and people say I look like her,
and oh boy.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
And something just clicked, something clicked.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
In my mind, and I said, you know you do,
and you need to tell her that. And she said,
she said, oh I couldn't. And I said, oh, you must,
and I said, she is right down the hall and
I can get you backstage. She's down there with her
with her with the road manager and they're about to
leave it. The resemblance is on canny and you really

(16:01):
need to tell her this way. So on, So I
get her backstage and I say, you know, I gotta go.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
In my dressing room here.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
And so if you turn the corner there she's down
there with Dorothy. You're about to get in the limo.
And but the resemblance and I'm just like really eating
this up now. And so she said you're sure, and
I said absolutely.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
So I duck to the left. I send her around
the corner and I actually.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Look and watch her going down, and so Jon Jones
sees Jones sees her coming, and so I see that
Jones ses her coming and and I see I can
kind of hear what they're saying, and I see the
lady say you know, people say I look like you,
and I see John kind of looking go like this,
and right when I know.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
That the lady has told her that.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
People say, I run around the corner and I tap
the lady on the shoulder.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
I said, John, they want you back. I'm sorry, you're not.
The lady was like, see, like they do this all
the time, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
And that's a bat And you used to open for Jones?

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Was last That was the last ever saw Jo.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Can I tell you something, I don't feel so bad
about the trick I played on you now this morning?
What what?

Speaker 9 (17:11):
What? What?

Speaker 7 (17:11):
What? What? What did you do?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Because because when I said when I saw him, he
looked at me and like, gave me a wish.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Dude, you're lucky I didn't throw you under the bus.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I was so waiting for him to launch on you
know how you'll throw something up. He walks up. Everybody
was in there eating. Of course you're right here doing
your thing.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
I had not seen you this morning.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
He hadn't seen you. And he saw the whole team,
even additions to the team, right, but no Speedy, right,
So he says, so, what's deal?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Speedy?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I said, well you have, and you hadn't heard, I said,
he he left his few months ago.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
He said it was it was a pretty bitter.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
And I said it was. I said it was kind
of nasty. Look and look, he goes af seriously really
and I said yeah, I said it was awful. I said,
you think you know somebody?

Speaker 7 (17:48):
And then he did the thing, you know, like, you know, yeah,
he'll take about.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
He'll give you something to think about and go.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, he laughed bad, and I said, I said, and
that's how he keeps from laughing when he knows he's
got some And I.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Said, really, man, I'm so sorry. And he said yeah,
it was a pretty bitter party.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
And and I said, man, I had no idea, and
and and and and Rick said, yeah, you know he's
he's in a lot of trouble and.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
What and you did this today?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
And that's what I said.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I said, you know, I have a friend's got the
same problem, you know, and and and and he was
like really, And you know, I could have.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Back on this and I could have said, you know,
I knew this was going on.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
So long, said he start getting to me real strakes.
I gotta stop you right there.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I said that went out around to the corner, and
you looked at me like, you see.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Care me that I didn't know. I didn't know if
I was just says fitty, or let's go get a drink.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I said, you know, I said, you know, hard drinking
and early mornings don't go together.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
So I say to my kids, they're going to school,
said there's a joke. Uncle Uncle Rick was kidding JC.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
That's why we cast Speedy his nicknames bad Money.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Hey have I ever told you how much you like
John Rigs and Bubba Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
We have gone overboard to warn everybody about April Fools
and all these silly pranks and radio stations play on
you and all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh gosh. So so I.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Go out just a minute ago, you know, during the break,
and you know, we have a lot of very important
things we do during the break. I mean, we go
the kitchen, we eat, we go the bathroom. I go
check the latest tennis standings on the computer. I mean,
you know, and I'm going down the hall and Southern Sampler,
who was screening phone calls, is, hey, Bubba, we had
something called in you may need to check on. And

(19:45):
I thought, well, this must be breaking news.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
He said, there's a truckload of snakes that turned over
on the interstate and there's some keen cobras loose. And
I just looked at him and I said, Sampler, I
had so much hope for you. I mean, you just
appear to be you know, and I don't want to
be judgmental of interns, but you you appear to be
a cut abut you know what I mean, you seem

(20:09):
to have it together.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You said, you know this one, this one has got
some promims.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I mean, and I've told him several times. I said,
you know, I got hope in you. You you may hope,
you may help to change the world. And I just
looked at him and I said, you realize it's April Fools, right,
And he got this awful look on.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
His face because he was so happy.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
It was like you know how when a dog will
go out and fetch the frisbee and bring it back
and he's like, you see me catch it good?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I did.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
And he was so proud of that information he was bringing.
And I said, how many times do you think they
transport truck full of snakes? I mean, I know people
order snakes and they may ship one or two of them, maybe.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
A baker's dozen.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Okay, but but I mean, unless you're shooting a sequel
to Indiana Jones, when do you need a truck full
of snakes?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Right? And some of them be King Kobra? Yeah? Yeah?
And then what was it said for? You said? The
story just kept going on?

Speaker 10 (21:07):
It was just you got to kind of hear it
from my point of view here.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
So that won't happen.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
You know, no one's ever played in April Fool's joke
on me. I've always been the person that's done to
other people, right, So today today I just I really
believed it.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You know, I'm still the whole story because I love
the detail you were giving me.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's what was so good.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I just let him go rig like always is good.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I ordered the Southern sampling just because I couldn't make.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
Up my mind.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
All right, So he calls up here and he says
that in Georgia on eighty five, there was a truck
that turned over and it was carrying a bunch of snakes,
and they said that the driver has gotten bitten. They
airlifted him out and uh, and they actually was one
of the King cobras.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
The tail is the key to these kinds of its own.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Eighty five.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, that's in Georgia.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
You're location. Yeah, I love all this.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
So I mean I WASNVS right, should have been.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Your first hand.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm okay now now I will say that that I
searched this and a truck accident on a five kills
Anderson man uh and and.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
There was a wreck but some kind. But I'm not
finding where there's snakes spending. There's wrecks on eighty five. No,
I know, but I'm talking about today. I'm just talking about.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
But look, April, first, I agree to watch US news.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I love the snake.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
That was funny though. I think you gave me a
great laugh on that one.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
He rushed in like he was saving the world. Get
us get this out, hey.

Speaker 10 (22:37):
I was ready to let people know.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
That.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
I was about to call my dad, let him know
that he needs to be careful.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Dad. Do you know what King Cooper looks like? There's
a truck full of them out there?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You know you No, Dad, that's a copperhend deadly they
spent Daddy.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Up to this point, this fine journalist and editor has
accused us of being part of right wing hate that
causes people to do hateful things.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
The turn, the title of the article is rhetoric for
rating promotes domestic extreme terrorism. Now she has covered the
shooting at the Holocaust Museum. She's also thrown in such
events as the Oklahoma City bombing and has tied that together,
the reason we have those things is because of Rick
and Bubba and Fox News.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Now, I do find it that when she talks about
someone being shot and killed at the Holocaust Memorial, she
doesn't go into how we ended up with the Holocausts
and how that all began.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yes, that was people trying to tell other people how
to think right and try and then editing descending opinions.
That's how we had the rise of the Nazi Party.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Right in the Nazis also, as others have done in
similar setups, they also start telling you which groups are
good and which groups are bad.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Rick we all, I so covered the fact that she
did not understand our discussion on President Obama swearing in.
Apparently it was a big deal. Justice Roberts went back
and had to redo it. So I don't think that
Justice Roberts of the Supreme Court went to the White
House reswore in the president based on our opinion. I

(24:20):
would like to think that Judge Roberts is tore up
about what we say on the air. But I have
a feeling he don't even know who we.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Are, right.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
So apparently there was probably one or two more people,
some of them in law degrees, that said, you know,
you need to get over and fix that because you
didn't swear him in right, correct, don't you think I
would think?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
And also I would go this far since that happened
back in January and it's in the July edition of
this newspaper, they must not really have a hearty deadline
on when to get the news out. So what happens
in January, you don't getting this newspaper to July now.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
She is also referred to our Savior as George W. Bush,
I pointed out, was probably in agreement with the Bush
seventy five maybe eighty percent of the time. Certainly not
our savior. That's reserved for a much higher calling.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
And the things we didn't like about George W. Bush,
this editor would have loved.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yes, that's very odd.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
She goes on to say that the rationale for this
is all wrong because President Reagan had a similar glitch.
We also noted that she said, this is a blatant
lie stated just to keep people's emotion high and Rick
and Bubba's ratings on top. Well, I'll tell you something, ma'am.
Our job here is to get ratings. That is what
we do. We are judged by those ratings. We are

(25:33):
hired and fired by those ratings. Yes, you are absolutely correct. Now,
I don't know what accountability you have at your little
learning institution. I imagine you get to keep your job
no matter what. If I had to guess, we actually
answer to the public and the free market because we
have a job to do here. We're not just grandfathered

(25:54):
in and given an office in a title, right. I mean,
I can't even fathom the the comfort that you must
have at your job versus us having to get up
and get after it every day.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
She said.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
The sad part is that some people who thrive on
fear actually would believe these two as if they are
at demagogues preaching the gospel. These are the people which
Homeland Security are concerned. Okay, keep in mind, keep in
mind in her and her twisted, demented, dark little world.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
She lives in right.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
She sees people like me and you and puts them
in the same category as people who shoot up the
Holocaust Museum, people who bomb the federal building, and uh,
any other list of terrorsts she's named here. Can you
even believe that, ma'am? It's laughable, And you're laughable for
even saying that.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
You know what I have been on you.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
You know what you're doing. Trust sale newspapers.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's all you do, trust sale newspapers, right, yeah, saw
you do it?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I love this when they exposed we're here for ratings. Yes,
we're here for ratings.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
You're right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
That's why we do promos. That's when we ask people
to listen. That's why we give them money, cash and
prizes to listen. We're trying to buy them off so
they'll be fans of the show.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
You've exposed us, right, you did a good job, kind
of the way that your president and our president is
buying off people to sport healthcare.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Now it's the same thing. Now get this. It keeps going.
This is great.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
The aarp I may not like whether rily on this.
Here's you some money here, how about a donation? Tell
them it's gonna be good, Walmart, we need y'all, will
pay for all your employees.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Come along with us that we needs you.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
The second time I tuned into this show, they were
discussing how Obama was going to take away their freedom
of speech by invoking the equal time rule. Now, right here,
this is where it almost gets comical. We never talked
about the equal time rule is let me tell Johnny reporter.

(27:59):
She meant it was called the fairness doctrine. Two totally
different things. She goes into this long explanation about the
equal time rule, which is great and very educational, but
not part of the discussion.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Right. We did not talk about what happens in political elections.
We were talking about the fairness doctrine. If you're teaching
in the journalism part of the college, I would think
you should know something about.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It, y'all.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Equal time law strictly applies to legal candidates who are
running for an office. The fairness doctrine refers to topics.
It refers to political discussion about things going on, not
the individual people. Totally, Rick, It's totally It's like having

(28:46):
a discussion about the best basketball coach and saying it's
Billy Martin I mean it's two different things.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
She said they ranted and raved their constitutional rights were
being violated, and carried on how they were going to
fight big government. Ma'am. The equal time law, nobody's even discussing.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It, she says.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
She's looked and she's searched. No, she can't find anything
about the equal time law being coming.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Back because it never left.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It ain't in debate, it ain't in play, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's the fairness doctrine that we we were talking about.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
And the fairness doctrine, as we covered, was this great idea,
and like so many good liberal democratic plans on paper
and in our little social group where we get together
to discuss it, it sounds good. If people are going
to bring up something on the public airwaves and they're
going to talk about it, there must be a fair
and equal representation from the other side who's against that.
That sounds great, it's wonderful. Let's all do it.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Let's hug you.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
But the problem is it doesn't work in real life.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Do you make that sound when you hugged you?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Well?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
And our whole, our whole, let's get the record straight
on the fairness doctrine. It was repealed because it was
a bunch of hogwash that didn't exist in the old
days when you had two or three channels. They said, hey,
we need to have equal representation. Well, the liberals then
fixed it so they would not have to give equal

(30:16):
time on their liberal leaning newscast, but if a conservative
commentator got on and talked about something, they demanded equal time.
Once we had nine hundred cable channels and you had
the choice to get anything you wanted to over the air,
over the internet, they go, this is ridiculous. Let people
choose who they listened to.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Joe's had several cities still talking. We can't get it.
He's had several mispeaks. He was at the Air Force
graduation I believe in Colorado Springs, had a little wind
come up, teleprompter got away from him and to flew
it to kill a little time till somebody could set
that back up. He made a tele prompter joke. Well,

(31:00):
guess who was the target of his teleprompter joke?

Speaker 12 (31:03):
Bro Hi, his teleprompter is broken.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Well, we need a little more set up than that.
Can you back up a little bit? Jo that that
was a little quick. You really need to see the
part where he's struggling and uh and then has to
go to the joke to what am.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
I going to tell the prisoner? I tell him his
teleprompter is broken? What will he do?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Then?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Wow, if if we had a and that's been a
running joke against there, if we had a little longer
clip of it.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
He he's giving his speech and uh and and it's windy,
and he makes a joke about the wind and about
then teleprompter goes away. And that's when he's killing time.
He starts making the teleprompter joke about his boss.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Yeah, what am I gonna tell the prisoner? I tell
him his teleprompter is broken?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
What will he do?

Speaker 13 (31:55):
Then?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
A good one?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well, you know what, Now Joe gets called the office again.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Gold big hearty Joe. Yeah, there's one thing again. He
doesn't need a calculator to figure out his giving to
his fellow man. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Let me tell you something, Joe just kind of.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Don't you know every day somebody walks into President Obamas
as well.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Let me give the list of what what Joe said today.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Do you think, seriously, do you think in their in
their briefings every morning. They're more concerned about him than
they are than they are Kim Jong eel good.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I keep in mind it was Dan Quill who was
the guy who always it was made fun of by
the medium. I still can't spell potato right, and but
it's amazing. I mean sure, yeah. I was like, what's
the big deal? When they were making fun of the
way spelled that? I thought that was right? What what?
What do you do you think? Now? I'm not keeping
up with with it much, But have the have the
comedians finally realized, Look, Joe's too good to pass up.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Are they now making fun of him?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I think with the fact that wanted socks did it
in front of.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Everybody, probably say what I mean, what are we one
hundred and twenty days, one hundred and thirty days in
and we've we've got a real on Biden. Now that's
longer than Bush's was for a year.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
Sure, what am I gonna tell the president? I tell
him his teleprompter is broken?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
What will he do?

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Then?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
You heard the uncomfortable and uh you heard the uncomfortable jokes?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh wow yeah, oh yeah yeah, Because you have to
be careful if you don't believe that. Just ask some
of the people that are out there right now that
are you know, because you hadn't mentioned it before, and
we all did. We were talking about you know, the
you know, Chicago has had a little issue in the
state of Illinois, little issue with their politics.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Rick, you mean mobsters corruption.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Uh it was eleven.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's I mean, it is one of the most considered
one of the most corrupt places in the world.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well, I don't know if anybody's picked up on it.
Now those same Chicago gangsters are running the free world, said, so,
you know, they will do things like shut your car
lot down.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
They don't like.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, anybody remember al Capone.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
So the point is this, what's Tommy gun? Right? And
how you how about this? We just keep click clicking
on down the track.

Speaker 14 (34:09):
Sure, sure, but we're saying, is that eighty seven billion
dollar tax break doesn't need to go to people making
an average one point four million.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It should go like it used to.

Speaker 14 (34:18):
It should go to middle class people, people making under
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
By the way, do you know the website You.

Speaker 14 (34:26):
Know, I'm embarrassed, you know the website number?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (34:29):
You know, I should have it in front of me,
and I don't.

Speaker 14 (34:31):
I'm I'm actually embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I'm going to call your office driver too and get
it later.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
It is recovery dot gov.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
Recovery dot gov.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
Is that up and running already?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
That's up and running all right, thank you, mister Vice President.
And you know what I'd love is to have Joe
Biden clips back to back and so Paul Abduel in
there and now.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
You know, wow, boy, I mean that that could could
we radio go?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
That's good stuff right there.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
So the three letter.

Speaker 12 (35:07):
Does nothing.

Speaker 14 (35:09):
John's last minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the
number one job facing the middle class.

Speaker 12 (35:16):
And it happens to.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
Be, as Barack says, a three letter word jobs jobs.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
A British judge has sent its former Culture Club frontman
boy George.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
No, I just realize he's saying to his nose have
you seen him? Fifteen much stray?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
There's a lot of things he doesn't do just the
way it's supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Fifteen months in jail after he was convicted falsely imprisoning
a male.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Escort, how about if you're in a male escort, how
can you be falsely imprisoned? You know if that's what
you did?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Care, I was gonna let him hit the chorus here,
Oh he's about to and did it?

Speaker 15 (36:16):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Hmm you Dicky said that?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I mean to the guy.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Hell no, I didn't really want to hear. I think
that's what the escort said to him.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Last year, a Norwegian escort told a trial that in
two thousand and seven he was handcuffed to a wall
at the East London apartment of the singer, whose real
name is George o'doll.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
What's worse?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Okay, what is worse? Happen to go back to your
boys and say, yeah, he was able to handcuffing.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Okay, well you know he's tricky, you know what he's true.
You though he'd catch you off guard? Here, how about
a cup of tea? I got you?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Have you seen boy George lately? They showed it. They
actually said his boy George floated.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, he's not looking. Give me your hands, look, give
me your other one.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
He here, uh gotcha?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Listen his his lifestyle of various things, including drugs, that
they's catching up with it. Hey, boy, George arthed the boy,
you better get this act together anywhere you're you're you
got lapping out of here.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Come on your mind. I'll tell you though, if.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I can catch the behind the scenes or behind the
music expert on the show on me that is still
one of the funniest, funniest.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
He was on hair when they were trying to interview
and me had it makeup all over. Yeah, he was
just Now mister boy says that he didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Of course he does. Well, who did that?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah, nobody ever does jails full of innocently.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
He handcuffed self when I When I see that old
drummer start trying to deny all that stuff, and he's
got that cigarette.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
He's got he said, what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
And he's about to he's chewing that cigarette.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I mean, it's the funniest.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Wife's sad, Don't get me wrong, it's sad, but it's funny.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's well documented over the last sixteen years of us
doing this program. As we're in our sixteenth year and
that the Burgesses we make a big deal a lot
of birthdays, and we we started the format of Marty M.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
A R.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
D I and whatever the name of the child is.
Three days of celebrating birthdays.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
We call it the Burgess Birthdays Extravaganza. Now, I don't
know where in the world that my wife has has
found these. This is new to our format, these gigantic
inflatable numbers. And they're not small. I mean they're huge,
that silver latex balloon thing. I mean they're they're they're gigantic.
And did y'all have one to get away?

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Because by one point, at one point over the weekend,
possibly yes, Hunter tapped me on the shoulder and said, Dad,
I think I see a UFO. And I look around
and I said, son, if I'm not mistaken, that's a
giant number nine.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, and it looks like they're from the planet night.
Let me tell you this, but let me tell how
bad it is. We've had it on the mailbox since Friday,
and uh and Taz's birthday that is my uh now
nine year old was was yesterday and then we started
on Friday. But uh, we came home and there was
a note on our mailbox and Sherry was convinced it
was neighbors complaining.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Okay, enough with the night.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, But so we started out with the very controversial
classroom party at a little place called I Jump where
we live. This is one of these many many jump,
many jumpy places. And my wife and I've tried to
talk for about this so many times. I said, Honey,

(40:00):
we shouldn't invite everybody, and she goes, what in the class?
I mean, somebody didn't get an invitation? You know, I said,
but you know, you can only control so many little boys, right,
There's only so many.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Look, I'll take little boys or little girls any day, okay,
because I remember the years of my daughter. You know,
at least there's not as much drama. Now. There's more
things broken, but it's easier to fix. But they don't
break off in groups and plot against it. I don't
like them, I don't like her and all that, but
you're blaming me. So the number, and of course the
didn't share. He always does this. Well, they all want come.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Alrighty there, yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Twenty one nine year old boys, ah eight, you know nine,
and that same a h and so And then here
was the idea. This has been a new thing we've
been doing too. We we do the party and then
we put them all in a giant limousine and let
the limousine drive them around.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
And then this was to the house.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
They get out at the house, go downstairs to watch
a movie, and then your mama Didy come get you. Okay,
now you got if you got twenty enough, you got
twenty twenty one. You've got to have you act together.
Nothing can go wrong nothing, So do you have any help?

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Well, it was me and Sherry and my mom and
dad came and of course we had a maybe a
maybe maybe one or two parents. But look, I don't
expect the parents to stay cause let me tell you
what I do. I drop and run when anybody invites
my kids to a party. If I can drop and roll,
I drop and roll. Don't want to be there, don't
want anything to do with it. And now I don't
blame them because it's my fault for for you know,

(41:29):
this is for them. They said, all you did is
in imitation.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
You asked me to help, So all of you treat
everything like a ballgame, right, Everything's that like a company everything.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
And now I knew. I told Sheery, I said, this
is where we got some exposure. When they get out
of that limo at the house, that's where we got
an issue. We're pretty we're pretty formatted up to there.
You know, they got places to run, go carts to ride,
things to climb, you know, and really, you know, the
people who work here are really going to handle them
for a time. But once they get out of that limo,
they're hours. Okay, and we got it with that. Part's

(41:59):
got to go, SMA, and we got to have our
everything's got to be right. So we did separate cars
so she could go into the house and then I
was gonna ride in the limo. I would line them
up single file at the door, not even open the door,
lock the house, right, do we have them in the
order we wanted to be in.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Then when they open the door, don't let them run.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
To rooms, don't let them go upstairs, don't let them
golf in here, folks, them right down those steps there,
have popcorn ready, have a cooler with drinks, and let's
put them in front of that movie and let's roll
the movie.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Okay, that's our plan. Okay, that's our.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Plan, right, And I almost like herding cattle, right, So
then you know, we get them in, we go through
the eye jump, that all goes good. You know, it's
never never. They never have enough for video games. They
don't understand the concept. It's not infinity on the car
cards you get, you know a lot of Hey, my
car's empty, you know why?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
You're done? Right? You know what I mean? Go over
the place. Can we have more homeless car? Hey?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
You know what, kids, all of you play too many
video games? Anyway, go climb something? Okay, So so we
gave them very few video games because we're tired of
video game okay, So anyway.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
It's lay jump run right, hey, run sweat you know.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Of course. Now if you get a bunch of nine
year old boys sweating and then pile them in a limousine,
they'll stink. Ye will and Buddy. You think the wind
didn't start back there from eating pizza?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, it's laughing.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
So now you got twenty twenty one. I couldn't really
know how you we had every now and I have
twenty one. So this one kid kept I don't know
where he kept coming from. But at one point, at
one point, they were breaking so much wind in the
back of the limo.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
I tell the limbo driver, doesn't that wind to go up?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
And he's like, should should we close off twenty nine
year olds?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Man, I met killing us, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
And hen and I got told about football, you know,
so so anyway, you know, then you hear from the
bag you and sick. He's gonna be sick. And I
see one kid coming up the limo ready to hack.
I said, put the window up, you know what I mean.
And then we got himTo some air. He was car
sick or something. But anyway, so I can understand that.
So we pull up and and and when the Sherr's
locked the house, they all try to run in. They're
stopped by lot doors. They can't get in. Hey, everybody

(43:54):
getting line. We gotta get in the line.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
We ain't going in.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Everybody gets in the line. We go in, We go
down the steps. She's got the pop warn the drinks.
Everything's going good. And then a slight miscalculation, just a
slight one, is we told everybody to pick their kids
up at eight thirty. And you know, no, there ain't
no parent coming before eight thirty. I wouldn't you know
what I mean? You said eight thirty. You're gonna keep
them to the last minute. And the movie ended a
date and now and now and now it's getting loose

(44:20):
in the house. Now it's getting dark. So I said, ah,
no problem, We're gonna're gonna put them all outside. Let
them rip, don't don't. If we let them loose in
this house, this house will never be the same, you
know what I mean. We gotta get them outside, everyone
of them over every now to try to pick up
a week they put that down.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Man, you can't play with that. Get out, get outside,
get outside.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
We ain't gonna play games, right, Okay, don't go upstairs,
just go outside. Well that's great if if your flood
lights everything work. But we get out there and get
to playing football, get jumping on trampline, get the climbing
on stuff, and I go to flip the lights on and.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
They don't work. What they've they've blown up? Going out something.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
My house is the worst wired house of all time.
It's okay, whoever did they left to work on my
house is a user. I mean bubbs go out, things
go out, breakers trip, I mean it is it is listening.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Whoever wired that? How she did a terrible job.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
This is when you need this compact fluorescent for outside
that last about ten years.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Yeah, well well but I think those Yeah, it's it's
terribly wird. Terribly wird. So I mean, we're constantly having problems.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
You ain't got voted you on the neutral?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Do you now you're frustrated about the light and the
fact that but listen it out, but listen to this.
Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
So now what you're not thinking, You've got darkness and
twenty twenty one. Sometimes boys running everywhere in the dark.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Bam.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
You hear people screaming, bodies rolling, people running by, checking
mouse and lips, and they're still trying to play football
in the dark. And then I hear that famous game
smear right, no, but you can't see them. I hear smear,
and I'm looking down in the dark.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Where are they?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You know? And you see like a white shirt and
clide into somebody. Then I'm like, I don't know where
they all are. They're out in there, and I'm like,
I'd go, you know, like that, trying to bring them.
And then I would make parents go to the top deck,
which overlooks our backyard and shout for their kid.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
They would show up. I go, what's your kid's name, Billy,
you know?

Speaker 9 (46:16):
And then and then they then they start to let
me stay longer. I'm no, parents said, no, I wouldn't
let them answer. Wouldn't because they might say yes. They
might say okay five minutes. No, no, can we just
stay one more minute?

Speaker 6 (46:28):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Your mom said no, Billy, Ya wouldn't let mama answer.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Daddy saidn't. Can you come on?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I can't believe you didn't have a sleep Oh no,
I hate sleepover the worst. I'm anti sleep.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Sleepover is great until as time to go to sleep,
and then and then they get up early.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
We didn't sleep all night. I want to go home.
And after the last one left, you got them in
the middle of the nine. I want to go home.
After the last one left, you just sit down and
stare at the sea.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
When they all left. When they all left, I needed
medical he I will come back and Bubba Rick and
Bubba please welcome to the mic former Ricking my intern
cantil kid. Yeah, how about stopping by now comedian Matt Mitchell.

Speaker 13 (47:10):
I even got in with my golden tickets. He did
so you You was that couple on the back rowd.
They thought I was their kid. Stuck in Hey wave, Yes,
I snucky in right behind him. Really yeah, she made
me sign the waiver I got you did the whole thing.
Did y'all know there's an invisible wall right here but
you cannot cross.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yes, you'll get hurt. You did they go over those
rules with you?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yes? Have you do? You know how many people come
in here and totally disregard that that.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Room eighty seven percent? You know what I said? You're
standing too? Yeah? What if you staying? Well? Well, because
he's standing, Rick.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
And I'll started that label.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Got a stand during the secret. You don't stand?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
You know what somebody told me that passed? How about somebody?
How about somebody taught about it? Haven't somebody told me
the email? They said that Greg just needs come clean. Well,
he's got some kind of hemoroid problem.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
No, if I had hemorrhoids, I saw you don't know
what igging I mean.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You were in your pants walking down the hall. That's
a lot you think I was. You were, It's not true.
I might have had my shorts creeping on me a little.
You were like you were like lb ow D.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Look, anybody in this room had hemorrhoids, we would be
talking about you can't hold that back.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
It's too good for air. You're right, So it's Cassie,
what have you been doing?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Like I mean, I'm getting a lot of reports that
you've started playing some bigger venues.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
You're headlining.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Now you got you got this whole stand up comedy thing,
moving traction.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
We got a little traction going. Finally, it's it's like anything.
It takes a while to get you wheel spinning. But
uh having a good time. Country comedy tours doing real good.
That's a clean, family friendly tour. We do Me and
MG Gasking and uh.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Caters to you guys.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Does that me? Was that?

Speaker 13 (48:52):
Did I stumble or something.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Over him?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
And MG Gasking?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
He's my buddy.

Speaker 15 (49:00):
He'll appreciate this shout out. We liked it right to
Greg made fun of exactly. I was just reiterating, that's
who it was. He's been on the show before. His
link to the show was before I even met him.
He bought the Rick and Bubba employee shirt off of eBay.
I remember that he came in here before, So keep
laughing at him, Greg, I.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Was just trying to m gas.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Let me tell you this, if you have any kind
of name that Greg didn't like, any kind of just
even a smidgen of element of some kind something something
just slightly wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I mean Greg will amplified.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I mean he jumps on it like a female line
if she sees a sick little somebody.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And I heard.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
And Gaskin is a widely known name in South Carolina,
where he's from.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Magnifying glass, Greg, Greg all right, let me tell you
why we think he magnifies it brings heat to it.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Let me tell let me check you why we think
you were making fun of Cashio's friend.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Let me tell you what. Say the name again. I'll
be Greg.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
You say the name.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
I'm on tour, the country comedy tour, my buddy MG gas.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
That was it. By the line, that was it? That
was it.

Speaker 13 (50:08):
It's like he knew him, you know what.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I think it was funny. He's a comedian.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I think it was the MG that threw is it MG?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I don't know. It's just a unique sound. It's one
I don't know. It's just something about me on the
country comedy.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
It's like an MG gasking It does sound like you
get something the doctor tells you, well you've got MG.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I got bad news.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
It looks like it's MG.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Well, you know, after we've looked at the way you
jawl lines up. But I think you got MG gas.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
And I'm afraid the only cour core for it to
stand up.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I couldn't spit it out. Yeah, apparently speech right, you
can't speak and you have to stand up. It's horrible.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
You know, you know what I liked, as you thought,
because we do stumble one time a lot, one time
a lot, but you know what, you ran into it,
look then backed up, ran into it like the billy
go charging in the barn. So now MG gass is
officially put me on that same list that your and
I lost that that hat and.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
Asked to the end of his name, No skins, there's
many gask have you.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Heard that what his stepdad thinks of me?

Speaker 6 (51:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah, well we'll say it off air, but he's hitting now,
Kim's putting me on that list.

Speaker 13 (51:23):
No, no, he just he asked if Greg was like
a lot of people assume Greg is.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Well, Cassie'll let me ask you this because really, yea
further along, you're gonna check your blood.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I got you not even go any further. I think
mine means the same thing. So let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Can your family listen to you on this show? Because
I know your mom didn't like me for.

Speaker 13 (51:48):
My mom's out on bath. No, that's been a long
time back when I was catching heat for smelling like mothball.
But there's like one too many cedar chest jokes and then.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
It's you know, like she was okay with like eleven,
but at some point let him up. Now you're getting cruel.

Speaker 16 (52:06):
It was like she watched me, got canaan everything some
points tired TV. Does your mom not like Greg too?

Speaker 13 (52:17):
Now she's fine, she's okay Greg, only your stepdad like Greg.
Stepdad doesn't like that an MG caskins.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I don't know what what was so funny about that
cedar thing that wouldn't even my gig either. I don't
know how I got that got hung on me, you.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Know how thin?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
How fired?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I think what really put her over there?

Speaker 13 (52:37):
Just one morning I was doing something for you all, Montgomery,
and it was the same morning somebody left a notorious
b I G C D on your desk and he
got that. I do remember that, because you know how
don't leave stuff on them day yeah tiny, And I
didn't have a desk, so I just freelanced when so

(52:59):
he thought you wrong?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
His this what could have been? I'm not denying it right,
and you would have thought it too, so he so
he ripped you one on that on the CD. That's
your name of it in the property of.

Speaker 13 (53:14):
And your mom didn't like yet RiPP pretty good that day.
Well you know how moms he gets to get ripped.
Oh sure, my mom still don't like that. It's like
a football.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
She went by Chinese maple. If her laugh depends, you're funny.
When you stand up, it helps you breathe. Your hemorrhoids
don't hurt.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Hey, it's good to see anybody. Thanks for having me
my bad MC yeah mc haskins.

Speaker 13 (53:42):
Check us out cut your comedy toward dot com Me
and my buddy.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Who MG haskins.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest tit Rickin' Bubba, Rickin' Buba.

Speaker 14 (54:04):
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