Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 63

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold.
Every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tis Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
The Nickelodeon Resort. We had never done this before. And
they have this giant water park thing there on the inside,
and they've got some four D shows and you can
you know, there's a live show where they have families compete.
And if you're not familiar with Nickelodeon, the thing they've
always been known for is they're slime.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
They love to slim, they love to dump slime on you. Slimy.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, so we had a SpongeBob room and then like
Nickelodeon Resort's very affordable.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's up, you know.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I mean, it's not the bells and whistles you've got
it at Disney Universal. Don't misunderstand me, but I think
they designed it that way to be, Hey, we're an
affordable experience. We're five minutes from Disney, we're fifteen minutes
from Universal, and we got some stuff you can do here. Well,
the beauty is that the boys that went with us,
the two Big Love and Taz. They're at the age
where they would almost there is concerned about the hotel

(01:07):
pool as they are about going to anything park. I mean,
they'll spend all day there. And it had, you know
the big thing where you got all the different water
slides coming off of it and you climb and everything
shoots water at you. And they had the big open pool.
So they have this. Well, the Nickelodeon people always come
out and they'll do games throughout the day where people
get slimed. So the boys and bless their hearts, they're

(01:30):
into water and they're trying to get picked. They're trying
to get picked. And I'm over there lounge and got
it like I like it, and all of sen shere.
He said, go ahead and get into water, and I said, honey,
she said, Rick, No, pool side game hosts can ignore
the animated overweight dad.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
They do. You know what they're thinking. Here's the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Cop right, get in that water part and she said,
I want you to reach deep and I want you
to bring out the facial hair, big guy gut animated Dad.
You will be picked out of that water in seconds,
and your children will get to get slimed and I'm like,
oh honey, and I get in the water, and of

(02:13):
course I had to had to flip my switch on it.
I became the overweight animated dad and I am on.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
That stage in seconds.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm talking about that guy and sir you and so
I so I bring you.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Bring Jody and Buffy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Right, you know, because no, no game show host poolside
game show host ken ignore the overweight animated Dad. I mean,
it's impossible. And I'm gonna have a bright colored shorts on.
I'm gonna get out of the water. Everybody see about
the top of my rear end, you know what I mean?
That guy, Hey, I'm always climbed. I'm always gonna be
picked and uh and so I'm doing and I get

(02:53):
up there. And the thing was that the kids had
to take whipped cream pies and stick them on my
rear end and I had to go over and waddle
and shake them off in a bucket. And if if
I shook more of those off than the other dad
than I went and uh, and you know, we had

(03:14):
a hard time getting them to stick. So I decided
I should pull my pants down, and they told me
I couldn't do worked. By the way, we could have won.
But but so I did.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Your butt for it to stick it right right, So
it was like trying to put a cap on my
head right, just shot off right right.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well, Sherry told me I couldn't count. I couldn't ease
it up. What Sherry was screaming from the pool, She said,
you had one pound your button. You didn't even know
it around. There was one stuck on it. And I'm shaking,
and I thought, and she shaid, I said, I.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Didn't think they ever got one. She was, no, you
had two on there and you didn't get them in there.
So so we ended up getting slimed, which the boys
loved right. And then that night they do a stage
deal version of it actually inside and they bring out
teams and of course the minute they said, hey, we
need some people from the audience here, he just looked
at me and she goes and and I mean, just
like a switch, you know, just like a just like

(04:11):
a pet that knows the call. I go animated dad again,
and I'm up on the stage again. And look I'm
up on and the kids are just thinking, Hey, I'm
so glad our dad is a fat, overweight animated guy.
You know what I mean, the cat getting to do everything.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Every shoe. He's shut down a roller coaster, but he's
on fire right now.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
So so so I'm on the stage this time and
I have to put on a rain jacket and a
kid is gonna throw fish to me, and if I
can get the most fish in the bucket, we win.
And I'm gonna tell you something. I owned it because
you know, I got pretty good hand eye. I mean,
I'm like a pretty good tight end. But if the
and and of course this is the part that I
got a lot because I got a little competitive on that.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
If the kid, if the kid.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Had thrown me the fish faster, you know what I mean, Hey,
keep them coming, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
And and then so you yelled at the kid, well
you fat, overweight, animated kid was in a rain.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Jacket, jacket and plastic golden strangers kids feelings, Well, you.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Know who's the kid? How did the kid get peek?
I ended up with some strange kids. I didn't put
my kids with me that time.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And I'm like, I'm like, you know, and and look,
the gull only beat me by like a half a fish.
And then he pulled something. Of course, I dump slime
on all of us. But here's the thing, or ping
pong balls that time, But here's the thing. But but
Sherry just said, well, now you made the kid feel bad.
Did it really matter who won? It's not about like that.
And all I said to Honey, all I said was, hey,
if you, if you, if you had kept them coming

(05:30):
a little quicker, we'd want And uh, they called him
rag arm was a little much. I didn't say rag arm.
I just I just said, look, you know, I mean,
do you not have a desire to win?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Son Rick?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, and uh, you didn't take a body of one
of those fishing.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, it's kind of scary when the overweight, animated dead
now has a rain suit on and a beard and
a rain hat right, and big gloves and he's complaining
that you wouldn't bring the fish fast enough.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah you're the old man from the sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was it, he said. He said.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The guy went down and cried and says, mister heming.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ricking bubba ricking.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Bubba, Betty, you you know, have been given a chore here.
Uh we have a new book coming out. Uh it's
going to be about marriage here this summer this year
and I understand that you were approached about this book.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yes, Bill came in last week one day and said,
can you just, sometime in the next week or two,
as you think of them, jot down about the top
ten things that annoy you most about me. So I said, okay,
So anyway, I said, I was thinking, okay, oh yeah.
See anyway, I get a little tablet out right down right,

(06:48):
down right down, hand it over to him, you know,
in the next three to five minutes.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
So he goes, it didn't take you very long, and.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
He was looked at me, like, what is it.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
You didn't think I could come up with any Well,
I didn't think you take that fast.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
And so I said, well, wait a minute, hand it
back then.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
So anyway, so I scribbled out number one and put
the fact that you don't think anything annoys me.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
About number isn't here? Made me feel this out done? Yes,
oh yeah done. She's she's over there flipping pages. I said.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I said, honey, we just need ten, not the not
the hot one hunt.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
And my next question was, was he supposed to feel
that out about me? I can't wait to see what
he wrote about me.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
That won't come out.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
I won't see that till the book.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, but you got to agraph.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
And that was one of the things that annoyed Betty
about me, she said, having to read about herself in
a New York Times bestseller.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
To Live my life. Yeah done. Hey, if you can
find time, you're done.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
No, listen, this is how it was, you know, honey.
If you just stopped that tea and you hear that
page turn, you know, just right.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
He said, all you need is ten You can write
them down later. You don't have to do them now.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
It's just it's just a list in the book. It's
not the whole book. You don't have to write me.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Call Thomas Nelson, poss done, got it.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Done, take the kids to school.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Done.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Usually when Martha Bolton calls, I'm not that excited. But
I picked the phone right up.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh yeah. She was giving her more over the phone.
Hey Martha, what about this one? Hey, Hey, that's not
mark I forgot one. Hey, Betty, could you give me
the dine. This is one of my favorites.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
About about Betty is that she you know, it doesn't
matter what we do. She helps us to stay well grounded.
You see what I'm talking about. This is what I
get at home, even when y'all lean and uh, I mean,
I can come in. I can be so excited about
something on the show, you know. I come in, I go, bet,
you're not gonna believe this. They're gonna we're gonna have

(09:12):
a TV show. They're gonna televise the show every day.
And Betty will go, yeah, but that garbage can still
at the road. You think you can get a TV camera,
You think you can get a TV camera and tape
you bringing that back anytime this week?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And then I'm like, yes, ma'am, yeah, I go down
there by the way.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
I do miss the TV show that was funny.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was funny, all right, and it was.
And then you know, I'll come in and I go, bet,
you can't believe this there that you know, they want
us to write a book.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
And it's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
We're gonna be working with this lady that worked with
Bob Hope for fifteen years, Martha Bolton, And I'm you know,
I just want to hear her stories, and I'm so
excited about all that.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
She goes, yeah, but this door sheher is squeaking over here.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
She says, you think you get Martha, come down here
and all that for because you're not gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
And I'm like, I'm like, yes, ma'am, yes'm I lower
my head and you know, go off again. So we
can expect this list in the next book.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Then I guess, so, yeah, unless he's edited.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh no, you didn't give it to him, did you
give it right to Martha? To him?

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Well, I had to give it to him.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh no, he's edited to that.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's what words for folks, Kelly Picklers our guess. You know, Kelly,
you know now as far as this thing, now that
you know, people always send us things, ask her about this,
ask her about that, and we're doing that today.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
This thing with Clint Eastwood, it's an older man crush.
It's it's you know what.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
I didn't even really know that he was older. That never,
that never played into fact.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
I think Kelly's driving those demographic numbers because there's a
lot of older guys just became Kelly Pickler.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
I do have a lot of older people in my
like fan case. Of course, usually it is like grandma
and Grandpa's I have more like older people than I do.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Not that Clint's the grandpa I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, yes he is, Oh yeah, oh yes he may
things high planes drift just came out.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yea, what is your face? Dog?

Speaker 8 (11:20):
You just watched My friends Megan Hillary over here, we
just watched Grim Tarino last night for like I've seen
it before.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Of course I have to ask you this.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Have you seen We're Eagles there? That's one of his
greatest movies ever.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
I have it on the bus.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
You do have it.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
You need to watch that, him and Richard Burton World
War Two. It's one of the first movies ever.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Year. Clint Eastwood in that movie is only like two
years older than you.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Oh no, I'm kidding. I don't know. He's very young
in this. It was only how many Let me.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Just tell you, I'm not like a creepy stalker.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
What are you laughing for?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I'm noting it.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
I just think that he is incredibly talented. He is
my favorite director, he is my favorite actor.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
I'm just a huge fan of his work, and I
think he's incredibly sexy.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
She said, you got your name last time? So yeah, right,
it was that Bridges in Madison County. It was that
movie that he did that he shouldn't have been.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I knew he did some romanic romantic.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Kelly, Kelly, you know he was a mayor one time too, right,
So so we had such hopes he.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Was gonna go like other great actors. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I hate to say this because I don't want to
be that guy. You know, he's like eighty record.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
I don't think he's that old. I'm here, I'm going
for it. Oh yeah in grand Rino. Yeah that gun thing,
of course, Kelly, he's really old. In that movie. You
want Glennach would to shoot you with a fake gun?

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, okay, Kelly, why don't you have you nineteen thirty?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Kelly? You do videos direct? Kelly, why don't you seventy nine?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Seventy nine?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
So he's not eighty yet.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
That's right, Claire Claire, Yes, Kelly, why don't you ask him?
You have these big productions vide video ask him?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Why don't you ask him to be in the video.
There you go, that's what you gotta do. Hold you
in the video, play your daddy, talk to whoever is.
You can do this and you can.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Shoot each other water gun. Yeah, and you.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Kelly Pickler Cally.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
You're gonna let me mean him because he's gonna think
him a creepy stagger.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I don't want to like I bet, I bet I
want to be like Kelly. I bet he's a fan
of yours. And you don't even know that's right, I.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Bet I even know who I am?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
No real, he does.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Listen, this is what we have to do, because you
now you know, have done I j America, the videos,
the production that the productions are getting bid this one today.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
That's you. I said he's gonna be a judge on
American and everybody else is get him to direct one
of your videos. That mister be in it. Yeah, I
guarantee you here, I can do both. Yeah, does it
both in movies? Or try to get in a movie
he's going to be in. Do you like the Any
Which Way series? Yeah? What's your favorite Clint Eastwood movie

(14:27):
of all time? Oh? Gosh, that's hard.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
I got myne Oh gosh, I don't know what's yours?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Outlaw Josie?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well, oh yeah, you seen that yet? You haven't seen
Outlaw Joe yet? You claim to love Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
You're gonna be more of a fan.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You've never seen him with blood dripping off, and look
at that guy, and say the man says, the bounty
hunter to him says, man's got to make a living.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
He says, I ain't much of a living.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Boy. Yeah, yeah, I have greatest, greatest movie line of
all time.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I got all the I got box sets and stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
But you've seen it and you've seen that.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah, I why I can't say my favorite line from
one of his movies.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, thank you, we got it. Thank you. Anybody else
you have a crush on in Hollywood?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
No, they're all used up and old except Clint.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Who's you in frend He's only seventy nine, has.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
A good moisturized.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
So here's here's that. I thought Kelly was watching him
in his old movies. She's seen Grand Terorino. He's extremely
old and grand.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
He's so hot.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, there's with that.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah, he could be sent out there with a water
gun and he'd make.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It look good.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Kelly. Here's the thing. You have a water gun, Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Things references go to.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Get the water gun. You know the things you say
in this microphone? People here, Really there's people that listen
to this.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Show barely just really good.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
But do you know what I like about that? And
this is what women need to remember. And I think
you're part of the generation that were sold this kind
of feminine man. You know, this old is a sensitive man.
And what you're saying is ladies, you know water. There's
still something great about a masculine that's right. A masculine man,
A man's man.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Clint Eastwood drinks out of creeks, that's right, A man's man. Well, right,
you know what I mean? A man look up to
kick it, right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Wrestle with you a little bit, yeah, yeah, hold you down, Speedy.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
You're right again.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Let me tell you what I told Kelly. This is
my microphone here. When you talk into it, I didn't
mean right.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's been a long trip.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Good.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
You did?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Unlike Speedy? No, so, Kelly, what what about? Uh?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I mean what about romance? I mean you're on the way.
Do you have time for that to date? Or do
you have any other crushes? Maybe somebody within ten twenty
years of your age?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And I have a.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Dog, okay, right, Well, we all love animals.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
I was going to bring him this morning, but he wasn't.
He was sleepy, so I let him sleep in.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
So so no no human man right now?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Other than.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
No one special, no one special. I mean you don't
have to tell us. I mean, I mean, obviously I got.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Some special, some special love in my life. Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Is that difficult to keep that going on with everything
around you and.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Paparoti people asking radio.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Shows like you guys, is very difficult.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I mean, if you want to call him on their
right now so we can talk to him and be fine.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
It kind of it is what it is.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
And I think, you know, regardless of you know, when
you're in a relationship with someone, you definitely have to
sit down and and figure out what your priorities are
and what's first and whatnot. And uh, you know, as
long as you both are on the same page with everything,
then you make it work.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
You know, my top priority is my work.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
I love doing, you know what I do, And so
that's my number one priority and everything else kind of
has to fall into play.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
There's a lot of motorcycles.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
I love motorcycles.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
There's a dude somewhere, whoever this guy is. Okay, you
know what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
If I hear about Clint Eastwood one morning, he said
to sit through every.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
What's so funny is that his dad very much resembles him.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Watch it being go So you're trying to I don't know.
I don't know if your boyfriend wanted.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
To hear that we will go to the movies. We
actually went.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Can you go to the movies? People bother you look
at me? Do you go in disguise? Surgical mask?

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Do I wear surgical masks?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
And I never thought that was a real good disguise
and not to stand out.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I wanted to tell God God rest is so Michael,
the surgical ashes drawing attention.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
With the swine flu and all.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
That going on.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
If you wear a surgical mask, people will stay away
from you because they think you've got something.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Well, it's hard to sing with it on.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Boy, I'm telling you out on the road with that
whole crew trying to keep everybody well.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Man, anytime you're in the airport, wear surgical masks.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
No one will even talk to you. I'm telling you,
you know.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I let you have a seat on the plane by yourself,
they will.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
People will get up and move.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I've done it, you know what. And it will happen.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
When the book of Kelly Pickler Quotes comes out, That's
the one I'm gonna like when you're an airport, wear
a surgical mask.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
People will not bother you.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
They will not bother you.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, Kenny, I know you got to run, you.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
Know, so you can make it through security really fast.
They are never going to pat you down because they
don't nothing.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
You got.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Colin Taylor on the back side of this break? Yeah?
Do you want to skoll Taylor swift when we come back?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Now, this her bus and your bus y'all y'all don't
ride together, right, So do y'all just meet in cities
so you go you different ways or do y'all.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Kind of we meet every night on stage?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Good to see you, Hey, buddy, how are you doing?
Good to see Taylor? I'm out going to watch Eastwood.
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Thank you very much. The new single hit CMC today,
How much I loved you? Available to the new y
CD everywhere, Kelly Pickler.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
You know, this is my first year to be, you know,
full blown head coach and be running things. Hey coach.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Uh, but I believe that, you know, if you can't
lay down the foundation, you can't win. And the foundation
of football has been, will be and always will be.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Currently UH is blocking and tackling if you can't block,
and you can't tackle.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
If you can't tackle, who cares.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
What defensive scheme is. If you can't if you can't block,
who cares what your offensive scheme is. So you must learn.
If you don't know how to block and tackle, then
you can't play football.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
You can't. So we we spent all day yesterday on
blocking and tackling. That's it.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh, one on one, let's see who wants to play,
and and it really really went well.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Their attitude was outstanding.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Uh we Uh we only had one kid, uh get
get hurt for a moment. Uh and we only had
one who looked at me with his eyes that he
didn't want to be there and that and that was
really it.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
That's not bad at all.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
So uh you know, I mean they got a lot
to learn, don't misunderstand me. We're not ready to play
a game by any stretch of the imagination. But uh,
you know, if you if you make it what it
should be. Let's compare. This is the first day these
kids have ever played football with pads on. I was
actually very proud of them. I thought they did a
good job. So so HIMSYS three is it three minutes
of the actual practice.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
What is this It's closer to four minutes.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, all important at this age since it was first
day pass high. Are we getting our helmets on and off?
That's always a big deal. And snapping them the best
that I've the best, the best I've ever been associated with, so.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
They can get them on. How about snapping them getting
them up by that snapping bunch.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
They struggled with it. We we can. We can one
hundred percent get our helmet on and off. We can,
we can seventy five percent get our chin strap book.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's that's stuff. That's pretty good. That's just stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
And so helms the year on the receiving end of this.
And I know anytime you know, you get pocket dialed
or butt dialed however you said it, Rick makes you
know you're always hello, Hello, Hello, And then you realize,
oh my gosh, yeah, oh my goodness, heeded me to
do this.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You think, do I keep listening right or do I
hang up? This is a moment.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I always lad I didn't answer because I got four
minutes of you coaching here it is.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, And I'm trying to fry at what part of
practice are you going to edit?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
This be.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Better doll. Hello up, griff, Now there there we go.

(23:01):
Say something bad. Okay, you played football on your feet.
I wish we'd heard that. You're still probably thinking, yeah.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
You know, yeah, get him.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
You're still probably thinking he's gonna go, hey, hems it,
you know what, because you.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Know, yeah, let me have up.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
God be here, have you let me have up?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Let me have you? What's your name? Son? You got
their names on their helmets and you can tape. You
got to, you have to. And I can't read as
mean as you have to. I just heard.

Speaker 9 (23:38):
That, Ethan Right listen, I'm all right.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
You're ready. I've been calling him the wrong name. That
from our dad. Get about two minutes into we're at
one twenty. You go for.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
You get rid of it, okay, get off of Yeah,
here we go throwing down bull.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Let you know go.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Like what you were doing.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Then your move right there, because you were here.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
If we're here when I'm crying again, Rick Pocket dials
HELMSA yesterday and this is the voicemail.

Speaker 10 (24:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, get.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Up.

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Now you're blocking what you get? Great minute to do
that again?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
This is you know you're on office.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
You're blocking.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
You're trying to blow him out of there.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
You want to stay with him as opposed to get.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Off of that's the difference.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
Offense. I stay with your man defense. You get ridiculate, heady.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
What does oppose man hey?

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Offense?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Stay with you man defense?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
You shut up your bunch of brats. Rick, Why did
you say that?

Speaker 10 (24:51):
I didn't say that down.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
You can't what you still got a minute of this?
It goes on and on. I can't believe you have
that much memory. Oh boy, it's really that phone by
poor phone. You don't link you up. You don't like

(25:15):
the phone. That phone don't like you either. What is
going for? The finish?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Mutual?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
There?

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Get here, get your up, get him off, Thank God
for here. That's the nice job.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
That water So you have no idea good job.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's good, that's good.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
Defense.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Off ten seconds?

Speaker 10 (25:47):
What happened right there? And drive him out?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Finally hangs up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. May have
timed down or something.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Get him Get him off, buddy, get him off.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Buy I want I wonder in the world what happened
for it to hang up?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
You think that you just ran out of the U.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean he's sure it's not infinity that you
just can hear something.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I don't know, I kind of wish.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I bet you were sitting there thinking, man, I'm really
digging this practice.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
I mean they some of them have a little safeguard features,
like they have a what's called a proximity uh sense
or so like when you put the phone to your face,
you don't push buttons and sometimes if it stays on
a long time without the sensing that it'll cut off.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
They got all kind of features.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
But it was good good first that patch you said,
they got a pretty good So, Rick, what were you
guys doing at that point?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
That was what we were doing there. That's a good job.
That's a good job. What was your name again?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Son? Okay, what we were doing there was blocking and
and trying to keep from being blocked.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
There you go, I didn't realize you were on the theme,
you know.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
And really when you're when you're when you're doing those
kinds of those kinds of drills.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
And I was talking to other coaches.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
You you you feel like you have some kind of
split personality because you go.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Hey, let me tell you some that's a good job.
That's a good job. You can't let that happen.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, yes, yeah, because somebody's doing good.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Somebody's doing don't you move, you hold your gap. You understand, Hey,
you better pancake him. You understand. It's like this gap.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
You sit there, you get in the middle of him.
You gotta drive him to the ground. You gotta drive
to I swear to run for.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
Just a j t.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Feel that hole. Fill the hole. Hey, hey, Kobe, run
through him. You understand. Wow, get him off of you.
You can't let him, get him off. Yeah, I mean you.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Are right.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
They just look at you because they're young and a
little bit together, look at you like, what is the world?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
You get him off? You stay with him, that dude,
Wrap him up, Wrap him up. Don't you let him
wrap you up. That's good stuff. That's good stuff. Hey, stay,
don't you move, don't you draw him all sides? All right,

(28:00):
we'll be right back. You're listening to the rick and bubbashow.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
We learned about socialism that every time we've ever been
associated with a free T shirt campaign?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Hey, can I have twelve of them? You know we're
giving away one person? Why not?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Hey my cousin couldn't come. Can I get sick something
for his family. So you think that's good to come
ask for six?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah? They free ain't wait wait do you have free pizza?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
A remote?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Oh? Well, that's it.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
I just.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Lived that friend.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
My favorites when people were putting pieces of it in
their pocket, I'm going to tell you, gosh, so you're
gonna eat that with lint on it?

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, as much as I love pizza, Rick, and you
look at me and you go, that boy's had some pizza.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I don't store it in my pocket. No, that's it.
I remember one time mushrooms not big on lint, right.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I remember one time making making nachos in my pocket.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
But but I was in the right state of mind.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Right.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
My favorite and it was a jacket. You didn't have
to wear it every day, you know.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
My favorite is when I was on air promoting that
we've got uh pizza, so come by and see me.
And then when everybody came by, all the guys in
the villership had eating it, and I didn't have any
for the least.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I don't know what words you said, but I think
you said I did say that he's just kind of ran.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I said, I'm sorry they they've eaten it. All guys
just got you know stuff all.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh yeah, look I never even promoted free pizza on
there because I knew whatever business I was at, they
were gonna eat it for the listeners got there, so
I never would even bring it.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
I even start saying, this is we brought you off
some deep Yeah, yeah, thanks for hiring us.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Here's you some pizza. Have a nice day. What do
you got at for the listeners? No, we don't do that.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
And I remember when we bring Hey, what's those empty
boxes for the staff the start of fire?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Uh, we're gonna burn trash out back. Yeah. Uh Charles Barkley,
look at here, Charles, this is a news update.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
This is my other favorite. You got a T shirt? Yeah?
How mean you got?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
We got about eight dozen? Can I have them? I
mean I have them?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Well, we want to pass them out to different you know,
I got family, couldn't make it.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah, that's how about this one? Hey? Did I have
them all? Hey? Are y'all hat a T shirt? Yes?

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
We started giving those wet too. Well, hang on, I
couldn't get here to four forty five were then? Well,
well people grabbing especially that got took eight.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'll always had the promotions direct with me, and we
try so hard to kind of like you know, space
them out to where by the end of the remote,
you know, we still have some to give away.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
That now it's I get that. I'm like, just give
what is about person? I am as guilty as anybody. Okay.
We laugh about this because it's it's not it's not
the people. There's something about a free T shirt. Absolutely,
what is it? I don't know. It gets me too office.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I could say, eat me, I'm a good can.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
It doesn't havect it. No, I don't either, and you
know what. You know what, Hey, Speedie, you know what,
and we're not gonna have it in our merchandise there.
I'll just tell you that. But you know here you
okay to we're the ones with no voice and you're okay.
I don't know where that came from, Little long trip Sailor.
I think you mean kick me. I'm a good one. Gosh,

(31:52):
tell me, I'll never get to work. I'll never make it.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I've actually seen the T shirt you mentioned and it's
not free, by the way, but oh speed my goodness,
I wish I had dumped you. But it's just I
enjoyed it too much, my goodness, h but you but
let me tell you this.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
We were the first. We were the right now right now,
Greg's wacker the merchandise office going how much will we
play for those? How much? Let me say this, Hello,
everybody just bought the best stuff c D.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yes, I am worried that Ron Greenwood is in physical danger.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Oh yeah, Speedy.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Know gregle all right, you know we I'll trying to
say this. We were the first show to start making
people pay for T shirts to stop the mad Do
you remember that? But because once you make everybody pay
for it, the line gets real orderly?

Speaker 11 (33:23):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Sure? Do you want to talk about Charles because it
ties poorly into the we do have a trunk Barkley
up there. Hey it's Charles Barklet you listen to the

(33:44):
Rick and Bubba show. I just don't think I can't.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
All right, Speedy, if you let us, let me take
your mic down. You know, the minute he couldn't get
the word out about dealership, I should I should have known, right.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
I mean, he was stumbling on ice and you saw
it coming. It was like traveling tide when he went
across the pavement.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
At that time, oh my grace. What if I'm falling?

Speaker 11 (34:12):
My gosh?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Oh, well, we.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Got update, we come back if we get spitted out.

Speaker 11 (34:18):
Baba, man, there's as meet. Maybe we should just go
to some Wall Street.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Girl all day ricking bubba, ricking.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Bubba, foreign accent syndrome.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I'm with you, Bubba. I like the name. Let's just
cut to the chase people syndromes. Would you like to
see more medical terms?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Be that straight for us? Yes, what's wrong with you?
I got my foot hurts disease?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (34:47):
You know?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, my ankle is killing me disease not since pointed
toe syndrome.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
If I heard one more directly, I like it.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Well, I've got to tell you, Rick, back when I
was in my early twenties, I had to have my
wisdom tea cut out and I had to go to
the hospital have it done. Various reasons for that, but anyway,
when I got this cut out, when I when I
woke up, I had pain. But you would not believe
where the pain was bottom of my foot killing the

(35:15):
bottom of my foot?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
What kind of surgery?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
And I said something to the surgeon about it, and
he said, well, he said, we don't know how all
the nerves run. He said, We've heard of odd things,
but he said, I wouldn't rule it out, but.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
That is odd. When you get in there, did you
speak differently?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Matter of fact, I used to have a perfect accent
of Midwest, and now you see how.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Midwestern I was. I was.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I was thinking to myself, wasn't there a time you
kept going to have multiple surgeries hoping your accent, so.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I wouldn't rule out anything possible. We have a young
lady here who's Belinda.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Now you sit down, because what they're saying is foreign
accent syndrome. It is some kind of trauma that happens
to the brain. They said it could happen through stroke
or from being put under anesthesia, which you saw this firsthand.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
I work in a rehab hospital and we had a
lady with a stroke. She was from way out in
the country. She probably had never heard a German accent,
and after her stroke she was just like that lady.
People would walk up and go, where are you from?
And she's telling them that she's from way out in
this county and they're like, no, really, where are you from?
And she repeatedly and her family said that before that

(36:25):
she had a country accent, did not have any German,
and it was a very German accent.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Not slurred speech, no, no, no, just a a good
talking you just got a different accent.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
And that I am from Cherikkey County exactly.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
So So let me ask you this from a medical standpoint,
why why would your brain, if it's damaged or altered,
why would it flip over and do a an accent
of another country as opposed to just you know, not
having one or slurring the speech?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I mean, does it? How does it go that far
to pick up another accent?

Speaker 9 (36:59):
I don't think the neurologists were able to really explain it,
but they brought up this foreign accent syndrome and they
said that that's I'm serious. Greg, I'm sorry you got that.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
You're lying man. Here's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
If all of them are that Germany sound, or is
any of them like Asian?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
My series of one was was German.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
About Lithuanian, That's what I'm talking. I wouldn't know the difference.
Look it up. Let me tell you this though. Is
she somebody's grandmother? I bet? I bet that she gets
things done. Now, if your grandmother speaks like a German.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I would like to hang around that person twenty four
as day, just see if they ever slip up and.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Go back to the We tried to get her to
slip up because we I mean we were the same
way as Greg. We were like, you know, well this
has got to be faking. But we never heard her
slip up.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Doesn't she think she has an accent?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Now?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Can she tell them? Can they tell it? I don't
know this lady. I saw the story on this lady.
If you speak with the German accent, that means you
actually probably know German.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
The lady in the story does not think she speaks
with an accent until she sees herself on tape the
way she used to talk, and she goes it does
sound a little.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So in her mind she hears her old accent. Oh
that's weird. Gets over here and give you a granny
a hog cookie. Do not tell you, mother, do not
that's the cookie. Yeah. I have told you for the
final time to remove yourselves from me. That's a big hope.

(38:27):
But that's not Greg. You say this woman came on
the show to tell a lot. No, she told the truth.
That lady duped her though. Great.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Wait, Ante, so you're saying these people that have having
you're saying that people have foreign accent syndrome. There's these
phenomena are all in on it, that happened in various
parts of the world. People say, I think I'm pretend
like I've got a different accent, people directing for attention.
We've got somebody here that said they've got somebody else's
this is apple text.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Wait minut y'all just heard Listen.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
There's less than one hundred people in the history of
the world, and we've got one sitting here that's seen
it in another one on the phone, and there's less
than a hundred people in the world that's ever had it.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Lucky us, Greg, this is all that's a pretty big audience. Greg.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
You know what you're sitting on that's that big. This
is the cross world. This is the crossroads.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Greg. It's just underdiagnosed. Jennifer right in Montgomery, Jennifer doing
what they said about everything it was underdog. That's what
it is, Jennifer. What's up.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
I met a lady last week that was involved in
the tornadoes in Elmore County and her daughter and granddaughter
were actually killed in the tornadoes, and she is now
speaking with an accent, a Cajun accent.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Wait a minute, does she have some trauma to get
in the head.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I mean, I understand emotional trauma obviously, but did she
have a head injury or something she did?

Speaker 12 (39:43):
She actually has got I think they said two hundreds
and somewhat faithful in the back of her head. It's sustained.
Massive heading drum in her home was completely.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
And what accent does she have now it's a Cajun accent?
You mean, like now she speaks like im me, will Cox.

Speaker 12 (40:03):
Yeah, it's unbelievable. When I walked in and met her
because I never met her and I know her son,
so I walked in just to see her. And when
she spoke, I thought, oh, well, she's not from here,
but in her own you know. She told me, she said,
I've never spoke like these. I mean, it was it
was trying.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
How does she do it? She went into it just.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
You tried it a little bit, yeah, I mean, but
you know, really really a nice, very nice woman.

Speaker 12 (40:29):
You know, older lady in her fifties from Alabama, never
been to Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
But yes, she's tall like you down over him swamp people. Now, yeah,
that deal, Troy, you better get up to guess on mdals.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I mean it was it was garantine.

Speaker 12 (40:42):
It's not that badness. Understood that she hadn't got the
deep cagun. She's just got the cajun. It's I think.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
It changed your eating habits, are you? I mean, did
she crawfish all the time? Right?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, she's still in.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
The hospital, so you know, I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Know I've met her one, not unless you're sir in theary.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
So you're you're you're calling a sprinkle of it, though
not deep accent spring, not the deep.

Speaker 12 (41:06):
So deep where you cannot understand what they're saying, okay,
but deep enough where that's slang is definitely.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
That's just odd. Maybe it'll change may well then that's.

Speaker 12 (41:17):
That it may change back, but they're not sure.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I don't know. I kind of liked your cages talking.
Maybe it might be a nice change of place. What
if Speedy picked up a French accent?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Wouldn't that be funny?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, he's acted French mostly.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
What if he just he got a head injury come
up with a real feminine accent? Just mean, what if
I gave you a head injury. I'm talking about what
him to go with that? Right, here's speed, here's female.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
He sound like a girl and spoke that way. Uh,
let's go to Uh what's this person's.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Go ahead? Just steven seven? Person in car driving? Actually
it's a spin, okay, spin all right?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Uh yeah, I'm I'm originally I am from Germany and
I had one.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Of my surgery. I said like, now I'm from Clinton.
Thank you for calling. That's good. I had one of
my surgeries. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I came here speaking beautiful German and they worked on
my get a molar and I woke up talking long.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Here. It's the madulaveling ghetto, is what it is?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Greg? Let's go to Kathy. That thing does all Katy? Kathy? Hello, yes, Kathy,
go right ahead.

Speaker 13 (42:42):
I was in the hospital and I was about to
have my bag amputated, and I was in like a coma,
and I was hallucinating, and my family thought I was
just talking strange and gibberish. And one of my doctors
was Hungarian, and he said I was speaking absolutely complete,

(43:05):
perfect Hungarian. I even had the verb tenses right.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Well, so you weren't just speaking with that accident, you
were speaking another language, yes.

Speaker 13 (43:14):
Yes, and then after I woke up, it went away.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
So you were in a coma, and during the coma
you would you would periodically speak beautiful Hungarian.

Speaker 13 (43:26):
I would hall I was hallucinating, I understood, and during
the hallucinations, I was speaking this strange language. And I
had my family members and three doctors in the room
and they couldn't forget what the heck was going on.
And he walked in and said, she's speaking perfect Hungarian.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Well, thankfully they were still in there to translate.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Right right, Yes, how about that had to be a
Hungary Is it possible when you were knocked out, Kathy,
you may have heard him talking on the phone or
something and just started no, because he's spolks English.

Speaker 13 (44:01):
I mean, he just knew. He also like he spoke
Hungarian as the second language.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Interesting, of all the languages he could speak, you are
speaking in one of them.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (44:10):
Yeah, it was very strange.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
There's a lot of odd things going on right now.
Right Hey. Well, uh, Kathy, I'm glad to hear you're okay.
Thank you all right, thanks for the call you, Greg.
Is that your positive? That's my leader is that your
negative leader.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
He's a boy.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I got a lot of questions. I'm not gonna take
on a woman. They had amptated. What was she says,
she's in her phone. Yeah I'm not.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
But there's a lot of lot of stuff fell in
plays on that. The language you have to pick. They
just had to be a doctor there that spoke it.
I mean, odd's that?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
You you you you just I just pay attention, y'all.
Don't we come back. We'll take your phone calls to
wrap up the hour. Brother at So that's not a
valid point.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
It is it is Greg. We'll be right back, ricking.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
We're talking about the Texas deer hunt which started the
vacation left after the big year ender. We have a
Scott Garowski Speedy. Uh, the real Greg Burgess, Pastor Les
Hughes was there and uh and then of course we
had a Speedy's oldest son, Tyler, Dann Moultrie's son Daniel.
So uh, other than Scott Garowski getting choked on a

(45:21):
soft drink on the on the plane.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Now, let me let me set this up.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
So you know this next phase which Bubba got text
on and and became one of the early big stories
on this trip. Early when one of the things that
we talked about was because of the size of our
group that we needed we even we we looked at
you and how Bubba when you we always say there's
something about I've done this before that that that really
makes it better.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
You know how I done?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, Well, you know kind of what to expect. So
you're you know, you're mentally prepared. You got your stuff
like you like it.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So what we did we determined is that last year
we spent too much time getting our license. Once we
got to Texas, we had to go get our license,
so we all bought them online. Okay, so that was
not and one of the things we said, we need
to get off the plane, get in the trucks. Hey,
you know, because it didn't really man, how you dress
on this kind of hunting, have yourself ready to go.

(46:09):
Let's put our boots on, let's go hunt, and we.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Get a good Friday afternoon hunt. We didn't get a dealer,
so somebody can get on the board. So because we
knew that, on Sunday, which was the last day of
the hunt, we were pressed to get back.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
So let's go ahead knock something out froday. You know
you can take all that a little far.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Obviously, Well here's the thing, So I mean eliminating the license.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I get that, But what y'all asked me to eliminate
we didn't. Well, we didn't ask you to do anything.
You didn't communicate with us.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
I thought i'd left my kids at home. Well I
had one, and here's in my truck. Right, So here's
what we did.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
We land.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
There are two trucks because we got we got enough
people we gonna need. We need two trucks ground transportation.
So when we get on the ground, and of course
it's like, hey, this is just some little airport with
get on the ground, everybody, grab you bag, get in
a truck.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I think we kingsvill. You just get off plane, get
in the truck.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Unfortunately, because there's trucks, you don't ever have the thing.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
You go.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Everybody is everybody here, you assume because it's grown men.
And except for the two sons who were teenagers that
that you know, Ann's in charge of his son, you're
in charge of your son. That I didn't think I
had a son trip. So I'm like I just got
into a truck, and when I pulled the door, I'm like,
I look around, I see who's in my truck, and

(47:22):
I assume the other truck as everybody.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
And let me say this, and let me say this that.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
The airport is so small that the transportation drives out
to the plane, so it's feet from the plane. You
step off, walk a couple of feet, you're on your
your you're in the car. So that's kind of what
everybody did. We can I tell what I did. Here's
what happened. Hey, I had to go to the bathroom.
We've been on a plane tw and a half hours. Yeah,

(47:49):
y'all were scared of Garasky because y'all want to get here.
We go Hurd and get out there to y'all all
holding y'all's pee, Greg, I didn't have to hear it, Greg,
did you have to go? I didn't have to guttle?
Lie what I gotta go with a little man only person?
Any Okay, but tell us throw that out. It wouldn't
have mattered, because you know what outside did. When we left,
Grossky showed up. He had Chick fil A for everybody,
so we had stuff to eating on the plane. So

(48:10):
when we landed, we had all that trash. I grabbed
the trash and I said, I'm going to throw the
trash away. Tellody, did you tell I just said it
out loud.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
You didn't cause y'all see me with the trash. No,
I didnt see a little man with the trash.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You didn't look for me, obviously, Well, because you're a
grown man. So I walked with the trash to throw
it away, trying to, you know, help out my goodness,
least I can do.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
But if I throw away the trash and I go,
when you know what, we've been on plane for two
and a half hours or a they will wait on me, considering,
you know, they know I'm here. It ain't like there's
a hundred of us. It'd be easy to miss one
of us. Yeah, okay. So I go to the bathroom,
and of course then I'm walking through the lobby and
I see a coffee pot.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
I can't walk by a coffee pot. You stop and
drink coffee. I did.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I just stop and filled it up and brought it
with me. So I walk out the front door and
there's the plane. They ain't trucks nowhere, tumbleweed blew bye
and I'm like, there ain't nobody there, nobody, not even
a work I have. It been gone fifteen minutes of
what y'all don't under y'all act like I was going
to out It takes you fifteen minutes to get some coffee,

(49:13):
stop and use the bat up the trash stop because
there's one person in this on this show that can
relate to that loves to let's get out there.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
And that's what mister Bill Bubba bussy.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
But you assume exactly but what I'm talking about. I'm
not just look around guys and go, oh, hey, Greg ain't.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
With But well, I know when we used to go
on field trips to school, we had the buddy system.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
So who was Greg's buddy?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I didn't have a buddy. I didn't think I had
not one. I thought I made the mistake of thinking
Greg was in his mid forties yeah, or or that
he's got a voice and he can say, hey, guys,
I'm going to so.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
We can don't.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Now, don't nobody y'all didn't see me walking across It's
all right.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
The only thing the only thing I could think of
is since Garoshi was kind of in charge of the trip,
he Dan, because one guy provides a plane, one guy
provides the place. The rest OF's answer to those two,
that's right, because we don't get to go without those tudents, right, and.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
So is y'all are scared it Gross told y'all y'all good.
Nobody was scared, little man.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
What I'm saying is Grossky might have said something to you,
and the way he talked you couldn't understand it.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
That's a good point. We gotta go the wood listen
on the plane all grow, Hey, we got we get there.
We got to go. We got to go. They they
were so scared that they wouldn't even go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Greg, I didn't have to go, gress line, Greg, I
didn't have to go. Greg, did you want me to
go because some of your big brother holding like tea,
you had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
I guarantee it. Hey, I'm outside the door, Lina.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
If I had to go, I was gonna wait till
we got to the place that because there's a bathroom
right at the airport. I'm throwing the trash away, said,
I was trying to throw trash with you have been
doing something else.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I was getting your bag.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Apparently yeah, I took care of that myself. That's that
one second. Y'all actually saw me. All right, listen, So
we get in the trucks and we're rolling. We're rolling
to the ranch. I mean I would think I would say,
we're almost halfway there. We're rolling, all said. I looked
down and Greg's calling me on my phone.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
So why is he calling me from another truck?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And all of a sudden I look up and I said,
it is Gregg in another trip and he.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Answers the phone to laughter, say hello he was.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
When y'all are in my I review mirror and Dad
goes why they pulling over?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Did a bag fall out or something? Speak? He called it,
telling them to meet us there. We gotta go. And
then all of a sudden I get that phone call. Hey,
I just laughed, you got grand here.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
We laughed.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Let me tell you all people to leave. Let me
tell you that you miss great. I tell them that's true.
Let me let me tell you all.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I can think of is is sweet. And nail Bird
just upset. She would be that Rick left little brother when.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
We were growing up.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
We go somewhere, she'd look at and you keep my mind,
you take care of you little brother, listen to me.
Here's the funny part. It actually lasted a long and
it should typical us. We don't like to be got.
I thought they were messing with me, and we're hiding somewhere.
So I walked around a long time, refused to call,
which I thought they were looking at me, and I
was like, we probably we probably clicked off five Texas
miles while he refused. I thought they were hiding watching

(51:58):
me because I thought sure that they didn't leave. I'd
already started hunting, looking over my left and right, so
if I could see anything.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, I swear, y'all.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I walk around, I know, fifteen minutes, afraid to call
because I say, if I call, then they win.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
They're watching me. I don't why to show them, Greg,
that's what?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
How about this? I was this close to thinking, well,
that's one last person got a use.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
My favorite threw that fault.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I'm like, you know those roads out there, you just
drive on into nothing for forever, and we're I mean.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
We're way on down the road. I still have my coffee.
When they got there, let me tell you how far
we had gone. We saw city? Yeah, I mean I
mean that in border control that's well, boy, boy, you
gotta be careful there. Uh so we let right out
of the gate.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
So we realized when we start the sun, Scott garoskiing
in New chokes to death on a soft drink on
the plane. Right we left, Greg, I mean, at some
point you think yourself, my goodness, should we just stop?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
I mean, I mean, what else did we go back?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Now?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
But at least little man got used the back him
and get some coffee.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Ye, thank you goodness.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Then you became that guy everybody looks at Hey, you
brother's been a baggage horse.

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