Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 67

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tips,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tips, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba Badler.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
We noticed you had a fan in your car. Yes,
to come blow the smoke out of the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes, Greg, So why do you have a fan in
your car?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
So I got a fan this weekend because my life
is terrible, and now I guess I have to tell
y'all all about it. I try to keep this kind
of stuff to myself because when I say it out loud,
it doesn't sound good. It doesn't make me feel good
about my life. This is weird, you know. So my
roommate and firstborn son, Kevin the dog, Kevin, my dog,

(00:50):
not the partner. We've got to not just I was
thinking that you're.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Whipping him and all that, and you don't clarify those
humans don't name their dog Kevin.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Okay, that's a that's a person's name or my dog's name.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You ever heard of Bowser something like that? Kevin.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Two weirdest pet names in my lifetime was a cat
named Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And this exactly. It's very confusion, very confused.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Full name Kevin Brett, Michaels, Trequarius Adler. It's neither here
nor there.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So why the fan? So this?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Whenever I got a side yard, I live in this
like triplex, I guess you could say. And this side
yard that I've got is awesome for Kevin.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Great for him.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
And I do a little bit of spray painting out
there too.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh my god, I get pretty cool out there doing
some rose three hand sprayed. Yeah, yeah, man, But y'all,
I take Kevin out about four times a day, and
I get bit by mosquitos. Three mosquitoes every time I
go out there, at least three. I think it's the
same three something game for they're big, you're rough and

(02:01):
tough guys.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
He was afraid we're gonna fly off with him, so
already starts spraying. I've got I've got as big as
hands their mosquitos to us, they're hawks.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I know.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I've run for cover, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm going just a moment.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm on the great lengths to try to avoid getting
bit y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm serious.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I have worn long sleeves and like a rain jacket
in like one hundred.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's real bad about them candles. You like, there's other things.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
So I'm just supposed to just carry a candle.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Look, that's different. You ever heard of Colin cooks past
control for the mosquito treatment.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, that's a good idea. Actually, that is a solid idea, Rick,
thank you. I've got a cafe right across the street
from me. Still, like tons of people are walking past
all the time, so there are people that can see
me when I'm out there.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I've worn like the range in the heats. Refer to
it as a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
It's yeah, okay, y'all. I'm seriously, this is my move
has this has been my move for a while, but
I think the mosquitoes are catching on right here. This
is what I'll do, I'm serious. Kevin will be doing
his business, you know, arching his back and pooping. This
is what I'm doing, waiting for him to finish up
seriously in order to in order to not get bit.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You're waving your arms. Does that work? Okay?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
You know, like you're getting you're eymnastic.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're in a you're in a jacket like that guy
that everybody thinks something wrong with him. No boy lives
across from us, his mine, what not, like it's supposed
to be. He's start frailing around every time he comes out.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
There was a guy in Anniston.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
We used to see him and he would be punching
people that weren't there be fighting him.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You're the mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Either either that, Greg, either that, or he's the enthusiastic
little troubadoor that's leading the parade through the south Side.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now I know why the local homeless people don't mess
with me, because they think I'm just one of them.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't supposed to be being in the restaurant Rick
across the way and see.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Can you imagine that, y'all? It's bad.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
It's bad, y'all.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm seriously give you that's twelve bytes a day.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You got a little wipe. So I'm supposed to.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Walk around smelling like deep that's great?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
So what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
So?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now I've got a fan. Now it's in a little fan.
This is like one of those nice fans who told
you this would work.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm Bubba, now, Buba, No, just this is me.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
This is my brain working me.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't want to take credit for this, Kevin, Kevin,
give you this idea. So what I did?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I took an extension cord, rent it out my window
and it's now it's hanging out my window by my house,
dangling out, dangling out the window. Get in there, and
then it's closed pretty good. I got it closed pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm gonna take some silly puddy and seal it real
good and leave it hanging.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
And so then I'm gonna plug that fan in and
then boom set.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What do you mean boom? What do you do with
your fan? No, I'll stand in front of it. I'll
stand in front carry.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
A fan out to the front yard every time.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now, this is easier than lighting the candle every time,
every time you go outside for your dog. First of all,
you've got to examine your life when part of your
day is standing around patiently.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
While dog poops.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay, first of all, I can't even I can't even
comprehend that, even being in my day.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
They don't tell you that when you get a puppy,
your day is going to start and it's gonna be
centered around feces.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
They don't tell you that when you're getting a puppy.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I think we told you that you were getting.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
If you've seen wipe this thing you hang off your
side now that puts out stuff that you don't have
to get it on.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
You put it like it looks real. They've got that.
Yeah that you you lie and you just keep it
around you and it run. That's what I tell you.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Can also put a dryer sheet, uh, you know, kind
of on the black looks dumb. But a fan don't
let me get inside his mind, doesn't does of all
the of all.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
The things that we've mentioned.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
He thinks taking a fan running extens court out of
his window and turning a fan on every time his
dog poops. That that that that's less of a hassle
than these other options we've thrown out.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And you're blowing dog poops smell everywhere, And yeah, it has
nothing to do with it. Greg. I'm on the patio.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Fans on the patio, Greg, not Greg. Kevin's out in
the yard pooping. Not Greg's out in the yard poop.
And I was not misspoke.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
And so it's there's a separation factor. I'm not blowing
poop air everywhere. Why don't you just take him.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
For a walk? Letting poop along the way.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's just it's just why don't you won't you put
him out of the yard and when he's done, lett
him back in. It would be cheaper to have the
little thing hang on your side or a candle than
a fan.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, that's why do you think the fan works?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It's gonna look like a fanny pack or something. Greg,
You're trying to make me look like I'm wearing.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
How long is he dog gonna be out there? That's
about three minutes? Look fanny paste last. You're worries.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Come on, it ain't going Oh boy, I was looking
sharp till I put this on.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I was I won. You're gonna carry that big fan out? Yes,
fand there for three minute?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Ssquito's the anger and the sadness that I feel. I'm
trying to boy getting bit by mosquitoes.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm like, hurry up, catam to your business, to your business, buddy.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
So you think it's that fan blows that the mosquitoes
won't buite you.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
We'll see. I had to get a high velocity fanny all.
We'll see.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hopefully it works out. And keeping my ferscrossed my life.
It's really messing up my life.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
We'll be right back, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Who's got that video of lunch yesterday? By the way,
we all went to eat yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
We don't do that too much.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Somebody had a video camera out, which I thought was
a foul y.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
What is that doing? I thought it was funny video
or something. In a minute, Yeah, he got our latest thing.
But but what I've noticed, you know, we got him
talking about how he hates that band. He's got to go,
say too, what did you really? Yeah, we don't remember
the girl's name.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
The girl he's going on that date with something we
doesn't want to do just because.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
But I mean that says name first.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
I think I think it speaks volumes of the young
lady that I just.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Got it that he which exit?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Was it.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
The front that he wanted to go see?

Speaker 6 (08:24):
That he didn't want to go see this band, but
he's going because of this girl?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, which we all did? He like so much?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You don't know her name? You hear me, brother, I've gone.
I've gone to see ballet before that.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
What was what?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't think it's I don't think we're telling any
big secret.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I mean, all guys, do we.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Always we do things for women that we wouldn't do.
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
All right? Usually speople I know their name? Okay, well
look here's here's what was her name? Edler? Yeah? What what?
What's the girl's name? Silence, silence, because he don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
He don't know. I don't know. He remember when he
started running the list. I know. Well, let me say this.
I just caught a baby.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
Hey, honey, honey, that was fun.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And I don't know what it is when every time
we get together, how many times have we eaten Asian
food together? I mean it seems to be we'll go
Asian insect.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
And well, usually we do the hibachi. Yesterday we didn't.
I proposed a three week test, then we do it
next week.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
By the way, I checked the hibachi option, and it
was not available. I saw some people going in there.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I looked, there's nobody, there's all that shares, all stacked up,
and there's not three people went in there. Well, they
were disappointing. I was clearly the lemon eating champion though.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah, food, he's got ever seen any boy eating lemon
and chew the peel up is.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
You can't make a face. That was the whole game
without making a face. But and he wants to eat
a lemma. Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
If you want to see beautiful Asian people light up
like a little light, you have us come walking in
because they know they're about they're about to go to
the bank.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
That's right, because we'll eat man, we'll knock it out.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
We'll say some things too. We're really but everybody likes
just being there. I think they enjoys coming in.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
That chicken was awesome.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
We know you like chickens karaoke, you like chicken, but
love it.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
But how about this Adler. I'm very concerned after yesterday
too and again today. You know, Adler has this dog
named Kevin talking about dangerous pets. And you know it's
a month but I'm telling you, I can look at it.
It's got a strand of pitbull.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah no, yeah, he does is a pit bull mix.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
He was just stand there saying that he's starting to
notice that he that that Kevin is starting to become
a little rebellious. And I said, I'm I'm telling you.
I said, he doesn't see you as a threat. You're
too small. I said that that dog will take you
out in that apartment. I want to say it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It did. The bigger Kevin gets he realized that, like
you say, smaller. You know how dogs always looking see
if he can be dominant. Oh yeah, and he's not.
He's got a little so little. He don't know, Kevin,
don't know who's dominanting. You know how they showed domination? Yes,
I do.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
I heard that, Kevin eight The iron up?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Is that right? You wait? The what eat the iron? Heat?
The iron that you are in your clothes? Why do
you have this shirt on the shrinkle beyond comprehension? Okay, well,
we've got a lot of topics going on.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I normally I normally kind of sometimes wear kind of
wrinkled shirts.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
I don't ironing is not a priority in my life.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
I got other stuff, other awesome stuff going on, so
I don't take time for ironing anyways. So Bubba got
these shirts I guess in the mail or something that
were vacuum packed sealed, and.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
He thought it fit my style and I thought it
was sound the back.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
So you're gonna wear a Mento shirt that is wrinkled
right out of the vacuum pack.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Get fresh with me? Is what it says on the back.
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
That thing was a vacuum packed down to about the
size of the deck of cards.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
It was amazing. Tell you need to get rid of Stone. Well,
I mean, I mean he's starting to test you and
really yet a little strand.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Let hand to deal with him.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And get ready, I've got the solution. How about this,
he's got little strand of pit bullying him? Oh, he
definitely does.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Kevin is uh, he's exhibiting just a little bit of
a rebelliousness.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, he's a teenager.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
He's just a little bit of angst. You know, he
resents his father as he You know how they showed dominance.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's people knowing. I don't know if I've seen Kevin
pull out on him yet. That explains some of these
bizarre stains I've seen them. I found myself, don how
does he get on the back of the shop? He
doesn't have to know how they showed dominance? Right, Ris
and oxygen deprived? You don't lay down on the floor

(12:46):
taking naps. Ken, are you washing him jeans? Aren't you yea?
Watching him last night? I'm taken the look, what's wrong
with your hair? He doesn't have.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
It.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
It's like some of them laying on your head. Don't
realize what you're joking about. Right now, you're joking about control. Control,
You're joking about my dogs. Get off my hair.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Dominant dominant, dominant, you know your.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Handler just scream, I'm not passed out and this ain't christal.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Dominant.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I'll be living in a big old.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You're going to a safe place. But so tell us
about your hot date you got. Guys, we never read
of that you're all talking about.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's because you're gonna give you a little dating advice,
not that I have a lot. You do need to
know her name.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hey, you ain't gonna get a second name. About an
hour into it, she's gonna go. He really don't know
my name, he keeps saying.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I'll remind myself beforehand. I'll just say it out loud
a lot, and then it'll be fresh on my mind.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
It'll be fine. I'm not you better solve you, better
solve this. Kevin the dog issue too, he said, dominant dominant, dominant.
That is so inappropriate. He said he's having a foul.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
He said he's having to take Kevin out of social
situations into the other room.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Just scold him, get him away from other people.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
And you know what he said, He said, he keeps
looking around like he's not paying attention. I said, you
know why he doesn't. He doesn't have the ability to reason.
You know what he's thinking, dominant, dominate, that's going on.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's not what he's going on. He doesn't. He's been
taken care of him. See one dude, dominant that is
so falling, so loud.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
He doesn't have his boys I'm concerned with, doesn't have
his boys.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, that's what he's mad about. That's raging to baut You. Hey,
but we're doing great.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
He's just going through the little bit of a rebellious
kind of adolescent phase right.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now and burking through.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Sometimes he gets grounded and domin but I'm sure that
I've set him up to succeed and he's doing great.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's doing good at right away.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Rick Adler took up an old pastime. Frankly, I thought
you were no longer doing and all.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That kind of name.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
It is, uh dog dog surfing dog surfing where Adler
takes his dog Kevin and in the in.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
The asphalt and the concrete or like sharks, right, they
can come up to take a bot out.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Of it, and they gets you every time.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And Adler went back to the park and let Kevin
run while he held his harness at you know, high
speeds on a skateboard too much to the thrill of
all who were there.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do y'all want to see a video of that? Real quick?
Go go again? Seven and the equals yeah, and at
least we can see what he ha This is what
he does. I mean, we're flying. He's so happy right there,
He's got skin on his hands.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
So when you ate, he went to try to stop
this time, and his plan for stopping, correct me if
I'm wrong is to release the dog, then stand up
on the skateboard, come off of it, and come to
a stops. But what you did not think of is
if you let Kevin go and he cuts in front
of the skateboard before you can get up and get
off of it, then it turns into a horrible spill.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Then it turns into basically I've just smashed into.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
A brick wall.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
So about skateboard breaks, because you know they make those,
you know where you can you can break, yeah, or
you know.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Just to how to how to kind of break smash it?

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Now why don't you pop a whey and drag the
back and at this speed?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I really think that would would worse.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
I mean roller baby, yeah, rollerblade. Normal people can't do it.
Not weird would be good.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's what Caesar Milan does.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
The dog whisper.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay, but I think you what kind of move. You've
took pain pills right now? It's not near as cool.
Have you ever let Kevin on the board and you
drag him? Think about it? Well? That No, that would
be kind of weird. People look at you.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah, I don't think you can pass judgement on weird.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
And I'm sorry I didn't realize that'd be weird. Weird
there with weird.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I'm going to try one of these moments and and
sometimes they can. They can hurt, but on the other
side there's actually healing. Yeah, your age again. Twenty seven
at twenty seven years of age. Listen, at twenty seven,
my father was in his third year. It wasn't as
a head football coach of a major school with two

(17:58):
children and married.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Kings are different now, Rick, people are twenty seven. You're
you're on the skateboard, being drunk, being drug by dog.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Okay, Rick, My dad had already been pay around the world,
fought four years against the Empire of the Rising Sun,
come back, finished his high school education, and was married.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Right.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I did best buddies in college, so y'all back off, right, So.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'm concerned about his right tell us about the crash.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Broke about twice as big as the other one that's broke.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
To get that check, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I need to ice it, so all right, So Kevin,
Kevin cuts me off. He's got a little gash on
the back of his leg. He'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
He'll be looking it for about three days.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
He can run dog. He's not limping or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I was concerned about his bones, but that was His
bones are fine, so that's good.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, he'll be to y'all.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I fly through the air and I'm already thinking about
how bad my hands are gonna be hurting for weeks
and weeks, like I've already had that thought. I haven't
hit the ground yet, and I'm just like, this is
gonna hurt so bad, and I'm just gonna be this
is gonna this sucks.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
In the air.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I hit the ground and there's I remember I'm in
the gauntlet. So there's like fences with dogs going crazy,
Like there's a German shepherd on this side and a
bunch of like mean old tiny dogs. But they're real
loud and real mean. So they're all barking at me,
and I'm just like, I'm just like and I'm just like.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Making that noise. My hands are bleeding so.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Much my life and ask Kevin what's he doing.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Kevin's like, Kevin's just slightly uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I know why. He does not have the ability to
reason what just happened? This is awkward. I'm like, yeah, buddy, just.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Like he wouldn't realize that his life was a loser
if he didn't skateboard.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I looked down and I realized that my kind of
crotch old region. I guess you, buddy, I never heard
it called that hurts Rogers.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
That region hurts. Yes, you know why?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Because I landed not only on my hands, but also
on my stomach and my belt buckle.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
What to do about that?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I've been to the ground.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, Greg, No, he didn't. My belt busted. My belt
busted off of me. It's it's a leather and metal
belt that it's just busts.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Right, here.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't have a belt on access.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You got tape on it.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, I don't just letting it, just letting it breathe, Greg,
just letting it breathe.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You need you need to have a full blown of
my life.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
That that too, But there to seven is a little
strong to still be skateboard with.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Dogs, possibly broken rest with nerve.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Friday was so great.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Have you seen how he's holding his hands?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Move his hand because he's got back and tape. Yeah,
so it's got near as flexible.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
As no, no, no, but I figured it's clear.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
So nobody would even doing good today?

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Maybe that glaze? Look you had your eye?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Did you do you have any everything properly cleaned? Didn't
sleep with us.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
He came around the corner this morning and I was like,
what does it happened again?

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
About January? I busted? Are we done with this wrist?
What I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Seriously, all, how do we tell if a wrist is broken?
Because you know, right, yeah, if your ankle's broken, if.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
You fire radiation to it and look at the bone, if.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
You smash on your heel then and it doesn't hurt,
then you know your ankle is not broken, it's just fingers.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I don't know that. I'd like speedy exactly.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
So you're saying you will get back on the skateboard
with Kevin, I will, I will.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Why it's broke? Right there?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Is it on the inside, good buddy, are outside my meta?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
That's a metacarpal because it's on your hand metacarpal, so
my third metacarpal.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Awesome.

Speaker 9 (22:11):
Anyways, so now you're right for the four arms bigger
then you're left.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Is that just because you're right handed or circulation cut
off with that tape.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
Story that tape you know you're the next time when
you get healed and you have some.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Your arms like Popeye, you must really be working out.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You need you need to even out the weight on
the other side.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, I'm I'm just gonna not say anything. You're definitely
right one arm pull up, He's definitely no doubt. I'm
just gonna let this keep going because this is in
fact funny. But I don't particularly care for the jokes,
but it is funny, so you'll keep going.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
It is though, straight up, it is because it's broken.
Nothing else is the reason. Settle down there, sailor man,
you need to go get it charted.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
My blood rushes threw.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
So did you call all one word? I'm afraid of
Battler's popey, that makes me whippy? You pay? Can I
borrow a dollar for a Hamburger?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
So the first day, y'all, I didn't have any bambages
in my house, so I just took paper towels.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
And to move on all that. Mother thought the Whippies
famous line is can I borrow a dollar for a hamburger?
It is something.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
It was.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm glad to pay you tuesday for you give me
a dollar for a hamburg.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Dollar?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
That was my version of it.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
The point.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
But anyway, so what do you? What do you do?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do you where? What? What we have? Cuts? We have?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
See what you guys think of my injuries? Go go
seven and seven? God, look at that one over there.
Oh my god, you got to today? How you gonna
get ball? He should have learned the way?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Are those are those Adler's injuries are the hands of zombies.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I was flying.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I was like I said, I was going fast. Now
what about just pulling back to make him slow down?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
That slows you? No, no, no no. When when I
pulled back on him. Are you swing forward?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
He thinks, oh, it's go to Oh now we're really
going to does it?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yes? He gets tired. Can I state the obvious? Could
I state the obvious? I know it feels weird. I no,
can state the obviously.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
If most people, if they're going out, if they're going
out on the board to do anything beyond just let
me push down the driveway. Hell, they put on the
equipment that goes with it protects your hands and your
arms and your knees. Why would you not simply put
that stuff on.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I'm gonna start wearing. I used to have a motorcycle,
and that's probably why I keep doing this, because you know,
just the thrill of being free and the wind through
your hair and all that stuff. Ladies checking out all
you've got you're taking, buddy, Well it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
You can look at the menu.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
If not, even if you're on a diet, speedy.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Everybody knows that.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
If you had been spending more time with your girlfriend
and less time with a dog, you wouldn't be injured.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Right now, I'm just gonna straight up start just wearing
all my eyes because I still.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Gonna be heartbreak. He keeps giving that speech you just
gave me. That was a joke, baby, I love you, sweetie.
That was a joke.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
I've still got all my riding gear.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I've got my gloves, my jacket, my helmet, my buttler's chaps.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm gonna wear those.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna look cool. Where's something
under them?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Like?

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Two things. First of all, today you need to get
an X ray on that right hand and let him
check out that forum. But look, I'm fine, but no, no,
it's the finger part. It's it's right above its rot before.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
On a hole. I don't do that. Don't do that.
There's not a whole lot they can do about it.
That doesn't hurt you. It hurts is squeezing.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
Su Yeah, well that's because your forearms so big right there.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
You might have broke your form and there's no circulation
where you've wrapped yourself with that tape.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
You've had several that's the whole problem.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I don't know that any not one person in the
medical field would say wrap the hand that way, not
one not packing.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
The doctor's office right here, they're weird. Nobody can see it.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
There's an X ray machine just on the other side
of that wall.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
It may be causing swelling and could have blood claud issue.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
You almost be talking about it. You don't want it
to be too tight. Yeah, you don't want that, lady.
Everybody knows that anybody.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Anybody needs any hamburger meat. I've got plenty of it.
My hands look like hamburger meat.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's good, good job man, thanks man.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
We have a picture. If you could, I don't know
how you could do that. We finally got a picture
of the girl that you voted for Obama over. Have
you seen it?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I saw it.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
That's not her. That's a girl with a hoo hoop
and armpit hair.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
That is not that's her. Oh they all have armpit hair.
Does anybody get the bull.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Better?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Legs were a little I'm gonna kick you in the
face right now.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
I want to go back and pull out. I did
invite you to lunch last week. I'm trying to be
your Yeah, everybody else left.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
That doesn't matter. I could have still just blown right by.
You were just blown right by. You're right at one time.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
You know.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
I can't ask him if he's the only one here,
because that way doesn't mean.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Well, know what I'm saying is, then you asked that
guy that was walking by on your way out.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Once Alvin was tied up. But what asked the guy
let Roger.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
What I'm saying is he's moved from not even a
consideration to your fourth or fifth consideration.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
That's really a move him. I saw him in there working.
I thought, you know, he needs a break, and he
declined the offer.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
So, but you were going on a date with Betty.
I would have had to I would have been such
a third wheel. I would have had to have ridden
a tricycle.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oldest son. We're just going to lun Look, look here's me,
Sherry and Adler. I wouldese Bessie. I would have been
like canoodling or something. I would have been like, well
this is weird, so tell us what. I don't worry.
What'll happen with you? Like that face line? There it is.

(28:26):
It wasn't gonna have to get anywhere. Doors closed, my friend.
As I used to something I used to say, Tdler
was odds. Everybody else being going again anyway?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Here?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah there? All right, So this is what happened to
me and my wrist. I've actually got video of it.
If you want to check it out.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Look, seriously, it's awesome cruising my dog Kevin face making
it happen. See, I was not wearing safety gear at
that time, and I did it for many many years,
or a year and a half. Milk this this was
we've already so I me talk just by now.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
He could have grew another hand.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Okay, So look, look I did it for a year
and a half and I fell a couple of times.
But all that happened was I skinned up my skin.
And I'm like tough guy, so I don't really care.
So I never I never learned my lesson this last
time around. I wasn't scared while flying through the air,
so I was just like man concrete. All I have
skinned up hands, No big deal. So I didn't really

(29:24):
try to cushion my fall. I took all my weight
mostly on my right hand that shattered.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I hate everything and everyone, thank you for not laughing.
Let me let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
So I shattered some bones in my hands, so I
lunch in my hands.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Can I get to this? I watch you around the office. Okay,
if you had a hand that was that hurt, I
don't even notice it. You you do you just in there.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm a really tough person. Oh no, you might not
can do push ups, but don't.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Do push Yeah, there are some things I can't do
health care.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
So you're gonna put the that's almost seventy I went
three times.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
He's a doctor's dream. Here comes that guy thinks he's
hurt again. I won't charge him and show you the
bone fragment.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Another This is what I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Like, he's right, he hurt, he got he got a
brace to put on his wrists. He wore it for
about three days. I never see him wearing it wore
and you were for a month and a half.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I know you know drummers. You are one. Do you
think he's quit drumming over this?

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Against the drum sticky?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Think about all the things I do to make money.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I run cameras, I play guitar, I play drums, switch
and all that's it hurts all the time.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Why would I not have you? Many have hard writers
for the rest of my life. See what it happened.
That's what it feels like to talk to you. By
the way, And now there's a crime.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Baby, But you hate surgery, this show, I hate this job.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I hate Greg Burgess and my hands because I'm begging
all the taste.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Would you agree if he needs surgery, I'll be opening
with you. One hand there goes out of that one
arm opening the door. Oh my god, he's in there
trying to switch with one arm.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
He looks no different. You're not hurt. Great fun, suck
it up. My god, my god, you can't say that.
That would that would be teat. That's what they give
a little They used to make it up for the
little baby of crime. That's right.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You wanted me to get you that little baby a
soft drink bottle. You chewing it like she's chewing on
it back.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Then you're fine. You're not hurt. I watch it.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
You were not hindered at all. Greg, that's not true.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Thanks for running up health care. Thanks, but Adler, this
is a legitimate question. I believe you that it's hurt.
I know the wrist is complicated, but why don't you
put the word of the brace if it's hurting and
help it heal? The doc you move into the rams
and not helping it heal well.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I did wear brace for four weeks.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
I went back to my follow up surgery.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yes, now it's to the point where the brace kind
of hurts my hand holding it in.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
A weird thing.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Guys, he didn't wear a brace at first. He wore
some glove that you're supposed to wear when you ride
a skateboard that wouldn't have brace.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Remember, for a week, I went with that because my
I was icing it all the time.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Greg, I broke bones in my hand.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'll go with this when it's the surgery.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
So there's bone fragments that are loos in there.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I have to call to find out how much hold
cost my insurance.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I have to call to find out today. I wouldn't
got an X ray. I guarantee you this.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
If you went an X ray, my wrist and hands
in your head and yours they would look the same.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I mean, I mean, I mean, but here's massive hands.
I mean that's I'm right there, barely even works. I'm
twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
You are fifty nine eighty two?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
How old are you? I am forty nine? But but
I'd like to be able to use my good You.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Got it backwards. You shouldn't be your twenty seven. You
just bother you right like an old man get his
sweater and put it on at forty nine, you should
have surgery, not twenty seven exactly. He's got it backwards, Greg.
When I was twenty seven, I was indestructible.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
And I think pretty much still are gray. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
When I was twenty seven, I was one was hit
by a car and didn't he mess up the night?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
No, I just continue what we were doing. Pay for next.
What are you doing, Greg, what were you doing gallivanting?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Okay, running with the dogs, but hey, we might have
been running with the dogs, but they went one pulling
us on a skateboard.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
So another thing.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
If you're gonna have an injury, don't have an injury
getting pulled by your dogs.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Kids, listen to your parents when they tell you to
wear protective gear.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I will pay whoever thought letting the dog run wild
with me being attached to it would be a bad thing.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Skateboards don't have breaks.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
It's the greatest thing in the world when it works out,
but when it doesn't work out, it's really sad.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Let's go back to Let's go back to twenty seven.
Let's talk about you on a skateboard at twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Let's talk about that You're not Tony Hall. Yeah, that's
the best one.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Hall said, if you're not Tony Hawk, you can't ride
a skateboards in my life.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's one of the few joys in my life. Greg.
So I'll just let you know that I was.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
You can't even you can't even grip anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Think about this.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
You're you're riding a board that has wheels on it
with no break, okay, no break attached to it. It's
then as it can be, and you're attached to a
tame wolf.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
It is a wolf digging. Kevin can pull me.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Kevin can pull me at over twenty miles an hour,
I'm calling it. We were going about that. Okay, look
at that face and broke arms.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
And here's the next one. Here's the here's the next
biggest problem. Okay, Idler after the surgery, okay, because then
we got to go through all that. So after the surgery,
here he is. He's sitting around and he's in and
he's in mixed company. Oh, Chris, what happened to your
to your wrist? Now you could be someone who gets
to say something like this. I was in Afghanistan and
they had his pen down and one of my guys

(34:57):
got shot. He didn't kill him. Think the lord but
he was in and I had to carry him to
the humvey. And as I was carried him, I bent
my wristed at a bad angle putting him in the
hum vy.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
And uh and now I've had to.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Have to have surgery.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
He plants.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
You know what you get to say? Well, I was
skateboarding being pulled by my dog.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
He's a very high energy dog, and it wears him out.
It's a great exercise for him and gets him a job.
I get the cruise around looking awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He gets him a job. Yeah. Yeah, it's good for
your dog to have a job.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Who said, Uh, everyone that knows anything about keno, did they.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Interview a dog? Did they sit down? Did they sit
down with a dog? And said, you know what a job?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
He ain't paying tax right, don't wear pants when he goes.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
It's good for your game. If you don't have to
wear pants at your office, that ain't a job.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Good news. If you sign him up, he will. You're
not wearing pants right now, you are not wearing pants,
they're shorts. They're still playing. But now there's a dog, like,
we'll we bring a dog and said, I want to
ask you things. You know, I mean, it's like you
have a job. Uh, I got a plan. I got
feeding Kevin for three days. He'd find a new home.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Or each or or killed, rip out my jugular, my sleep.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Definitely the snakes, jingles. I've got a plan though, for
the future.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
You guys, I've got some old motorcycle gear and I
will be the guy in my neighborhood. Where's the motorcycle gear.
I've got some chapter to get your cast off a jacky.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Forget the surgery. You ain't got the money for that.
Play through it.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
I'm gonna have a surgery because well, you know what,
You're gonna get what you get.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
You know what, you can get a big bill. Here's
come to your house. Here's what someth come to your house.
There's gonna be something for your insurance company. It's gonna
say your surgery costs this, we paid that, you owe this.
That's what's coming.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I'm aware of that.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Also, play through to get the initial Hey, by the way, hey,
everybody listening.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Everybody listening to this. I didn't think about that angle
when I.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Went for them to follow my fracture.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
When I went for them to follow up on my fracture,
they coated it in my insurance as a surgery already,
so technically have already paid to have searched, but you
didn't sell surgery.

Speaker 10 (37:04):
I'm telling you how the system was such a mount's
y'all any money because none of y'all play a play
through it, play through it, get rid of your dog,
and then pay your bill.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
I think it would have all been better if you
had just gone to lunch for the way the other day,
play through it.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I hate everyone at this table, including myself, for.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Y'all, especially Boa calls her nags eight and sick.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Hey, you guys.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Luck.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
So we're doing a story with Eddie van Adler.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
You know, he's now married man, and he was telling
us a couple of gaffes that he had this past
weekend when last we left him going to the break
and we'll get the update. He and his wife have
three animals. They have Franklin the dog, They have Kevin
the dog. Molder is that the cat's name?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
And and so so he he was in a situation
where one of the dogs had a tick on it,
and he remembered and he has a fear of ticks,
but he remembered us talking about the way to get
a tick off properly from a human, by the way,
let me repeat that again. From a human would be
to burn the tick with a match you just put

(38:17):
out or something hot. But you we went to the break,
it sounded like you were telling me that you were
about to enact that strategy.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
With a dog.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yes, I was going to try to do. That's basic,
that basic framework of a strategy. Yes, I was going
to try to do. And like we said, Franklin is
a basset hound.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
And that is your wife's dog. Let's not miss that. Sure,
that's the dog she brought into the marriage. That's her beloved.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Franklin loves that dog, loves it more than me.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
And now it has a tick on it, and you're
thinking something, Is this the first time Franklin's ever had
a tick?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
This is the first time I've ever had to deal
with a tick on a dog. I can't believe that.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I know. I bet I've pulled off ten million ticks.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Ten million, A lot of big numbers, a huge number,
over one hundred thousand, over one hundred thousand years old.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I've been pulling ticks off since I was like four.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
That's a pile bigger than Greg.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
So you're not experienced with ticks on dogs, and you
move in for a strategy that you thought you heard
us talking about. But I want to remind you again
that was for human for people, Yeah, who do not
have fur all over them. Sure, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
And Franklin's a very expressive dog. Like when he sits down.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
You know it, he's like.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Makes a lot of noise.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Yeah, real expressive, you know, really stupid, really really dumb.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
And a bit dramatic and very dramatic.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
He's got German shepherd head, German shepherd head, rasset hound
ears and feet, so his legs are really really short.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Oh my god, but his body's really long.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
That's really a bizarre looking at me. He's a weird
looking dog.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
And he's just a pitiful, poor, poor pitiful.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Your wife must be sleeping.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
She I think she might be Summer's teacher.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You'd have to pick five ticks off a day, thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Some days, like when we had a bunch of hunting dogs.
I mean we had five dogs. That's a lot of
ticks ahead, So clean earty, getting your ears.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
She she feels the tick to an initial to initiate it,
and you couldn't find it. And I pretend I couldn't
find it. I'm like, I'll hold his head you you
find it again?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Were you screaming?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Like she she's starting to freak out a little bit,
and I'm I'm I'm playing it cool on the outside,
but on the inside, I'm very freaked out, very grossed out.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm just gonna be straight.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
But the man got to be the hard guy, hard body,
you know, That's what I am.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
And so and so, I I pinch up the skin
and I'm getting I'm getting more comfortable with it. I'm
like touching, you know, near it, but i can't touch
it yet, but I'm getting close to it. I'm pitching
up the skin and I'm getting her to shine a
light on it. And evidently she didn't have to do
that very much growing up, because there is a skill
to shining flashlights when you you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
I know, so I known.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Go get it. You gotta get it an angle that
it lights it up when you're going in. It's got
to be you know. I know.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
That's a job that the dads will give their kids
sometimes just as like a throwaway job.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
It's important. It's an important job. So I'm like and
we're in the kitchen. We're in the kitchen, so I
just pull open.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
The junk drawer right there and I find one of
those candle lighters, the clicking one I love, and this
is the one that doesn't. It's not like a normal
flame that like kind of like just you know, with
bow upward.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's more of like the pure it is. I use
that to burn, but dogs love fire.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
And I grab it and I don't know who freaked
out much, Aaron or or Franklin.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
I don't know who freaked out.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
More's like now I'm like, look, look, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
It's cool. It's cool.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I'm trying to I'm trying to be cool, and I
don't hold it. I'm holding Franklin. I'm trying to get
the because this thing is like deep in there. It
wasn't like laying flat. It was like it was like
it was in my head.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It was deep in there.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
It was like if you had a piece of pizza
like halfway slammed into the ground.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
It's a dog a piece of pizza halfway in the ground,
or an entire pizza what an exacre piece.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Let me say this again, one waist pizza. This is
that was a bad example. Let me try this again.
Don't do this. Starving kids in the world. You are now, I.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Want to be sure I have this ride. At no
time did a red flag off. You're approaching a fur
covered animal with a torch and you're going to put
the torch on a tiny little dot of a tick
inside the animal's okay, I have no red flag.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Everyone else I had the foodie bought, I had the
I had the first.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I had the first split a little bit, and so
I tried to go in at one on one pass
with this thing, you know, and a few hairs curl up,
and I'm like, okay, this is is going okay.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
I'm just trying to get that it's going okay that point,
at that point I thought it was going okay.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I was holding the hair apart again.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I'm holding the hair part, and I've got my leg
kind of wrapped around his head, and then my arm
pit is kind of holding his body over one and
and Aaron's holding the flash like freaking out the whole time.
And I come in and I got a little more
hair curls up just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
And I'm like, all right, this is going good.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
I'm really just trying to sizzle this tick just a
little bit to get him to let go, because he
was deep in there. Guys, we're talking Morgan freeming deep impact, y'all.
And so and I'm like, all right, this is going okay.
I mean, it smells like burning hair a little bit
in the kitchen, and.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I'm like, hair is burning, and I think it's going okay.
I almost got this tick.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I've almost got this tick, and y'all, and Aaron's freaking out.
She's like every time I get closer, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
It's okay. I'm an expert with the store.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
And y'all. It was like something happened, Yeah, you burned
the dog.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
I went in for one more. I got eating, I
got got eager. I went in and the next thing
I know, there is a spot about as big as
a softball.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
What Franklin's just on fire?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh, I got that ticklet, y'all.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
There's just y'all.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Gracious, y'all.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
The dog is on fire, y'all.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
It was like, what like.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
And and and there was a moment there where I
tried not to panic, so I kind of just watched
it and like Aaron's looking at me, Franklin's looking at me.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Franklin's looking at me.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Just like, hey, buddy, you want to do something about this,
And y'all, I just gave it like a.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Spanking.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Franklin stamped out the stamped out the fire, and the
tick was still holding on. At that point, I'm like,
all right, I just got to go in.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
So I just went in with tweeters and just like
which the.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
First time, you know, tweezer versus flamethrower on a on
a fur covered animal.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
A better way to biggest ordeal.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And the kitchen smelled so bad, like this was inside.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, we're inside, the dogs live.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Aaron's like, why.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Said everything's cool? That worked well? I thought that worked well.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
I'm trying to play it off.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
If you broke ran from them on fire, I'm.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Beginning to understand her trip out.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
We yeah, y'all.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Separate, making sense. But here's here's when I sleep on
the couch. But that's normal, right, everybody, y'all y'all sleep
on the couch.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
To let me let me go back to this. If
you could have kept your composure, which when the dogs
on fire, it's hard to yes, okay. If you could
have said okay, good. I've cleared out of spot. Now
let me get it off. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Like that's what I tried to do, clearing out the forest.
I burned underbrush. Let me get toazers now.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I tried to play it off as like, yeah, when
actly how I managed?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Dog was on fire for a second? No big who
everybody calm down.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's like that meme where the dog is sitting in
the house and the house is on fire and the
dogs just like everything is fine, except I was the
dog and the house that was on fire was an
actual dog.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Franklin. Let me ask you this, and this is what
writes your heart with domesticated dogs, because they're so trusting.
Did he give you a look like I guess, I
guess you know what you're doing that get close to
him now? Yeah? And y'all, it was like everything was cool.
Hairs curling, I mean, hair is curling, but it's not catching.
Nothing's catching. Yeah, but that's the sign that it will

(46:41):
catch to.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Like, it was like somebody dropped a match on a
pile of gasoline or something.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
It was just how long was frank fire?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Franklin was on fire for one.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Mississippy to that long.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Okay, seas okay, good, we can get the tick now, baby,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Open flame on a dog. Got it under control. Yep,
that's clear now, yeah, I'm going clear.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Good thing I did that, no pulling back the hair.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
And he was on fire for a minute or probably
saved us one hundred bucks at the bed, right, who
wants a hot dog? All right? Smells like burnt hair
in here my favorite. We'll be back more with the
rick and bubbashaw coming up fifteen minutes to the top
of the hour.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
In the break, the guys were saying that they've talked
about this woman who gallops like a horse, and they
and they said that Adler said that at one time
in his life that he wanted to be a dog,
just for a day as a kid. Yeah, And he
lived as a dog for one day, including his mom
feeding him out of a a dog ball.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah. And he got in trouble for t t and
on the road, she took.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
A newspaperund warm and here he comes, here he comes.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
You brought this up, We didn't, Yeah, so then you
re brought it up.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You re brought it you talt yourself off, kick off
our a little more freedom here.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It's real. You did this. I did.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I'm not proud of it. I don't think it's cool now.
I thought it was cool then. It was pretty pretty
stink and cool back then, so I'm not now.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Let's go back and set the stage. Tell me exactly
when you went to your mom and said what you
were a senior in high school. I was. I was
a sophomore, get it right.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I was probably five or six years old, and I
spent the day as a dog.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Tell us, tell us what you said to your mom.
I want to be a dog for a day. And
your mom didn't say, don't ever bring that up again.
Let's dumb, go outside and play.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
And I asked for my food right next to the cat.
We had a cat named Perr. You left that party,
and uh.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
So I just hung out with Peerr all.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Day and I thought you lost your.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Mind, and uh so you you ate off the floor.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
My mom just she was just like, all right, the
stupid kid wants to eat off the floor, I'll let them,
you know.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Be on trees.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I hate to go back to what I said earlier.
I could understand this. If you were like Brady, kid
number four, you're kid number two. Yeah, I mean, it's
it's shocking that she she was so she was so
overwhelmed already.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, just give in to you kids question. I remember
when she screamed, just go outside and be like other kids.
She blames herself like other boys. He was hanging out
with Perr. That was her crying out.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
I'm sorry, so you ate out of a dog ball
all day.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I spent a lot of time on all fours as
a child, and I'm not proud of that, not saying
it was cool or anything like that, but like you know,
around the house, I would run around like a horse.
You were like a lion or a cheetah. I probably
more myself was more like a cheetah, like a cat,
you know, like a a big, big cat animal.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
On all how much time, let's just say, other other
than going up down steps right when you're a.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Kid, for the time from the time that you were
aware of your being I meaning I'm I'm moving, I'm
mobile to the to the say ten, how much of
that time did you spend on all fours?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
I would say twenty five percent of it. I used
to run laps around my house, inside the house until
my older brother shut one of the hallway doors on
me and I didn't know it. And you can't really
see it's good because your head is down. So I
smashed into it at full speed and he kind of
took the wind.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Is that the end of all fours?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
It was a weird time, guys. We don't have to
talk about it, though, we don't want to.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Have you ever talked about this until now?

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
No, I haven't talked.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Now.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
This doesn't come up now, It didn't come up. It
was explaining why he was going for the teen wolf,
looking it does in his posture. Yeah, maybe that's a lot. Wow.
Oh yeah, you spent too much time on all fours.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And I understand your mom. Your mom was that, Look
he's not bothered me. Would you on the ground? That's
another another place setting I gonna have to put out
worry about him.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
So, I mean, because I don't want you to leave
anything out, you know how I am. I mean, I
want to be there.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah, it was it just I mean, like so it
was weird, yes, no, but I mean like like like
in the shower, would you stand up?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, that's that is a valid you know yes, I would.
I would stand restroom, go out.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
It was more just like when I was sometimes running
bad place to another, sometimes running from one place to another.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Right, I would would just stand at the door outside
on on twes. Sometimes it was that twos, sometimes it
was on four. Did you go in and out the
cat door? It's as long as I could? Yeah? Did
you use the bathroom yard and then spin out with
your face? Yeah? You sniff around? Yeah? I sniffed around.
I mean, did you really? Did you sniff around?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
I mean I wanted to be a lot of things
grown up guys. I wanted to be a monkey for
a while. I wanted to be a stunt man. We
all have dreams that we give up. All dreams die. Okay,
did you chase? All of mine have died? Okay, I
want you all to know.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
That here, how did how did you did you chase Per? Yes?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah? Did not like me and found out like did
you ever treat her? You know those those uh yeah? Yeah,
spent a lot of time treeing per one of those
jackets called like wind breakers, you know wind breakers that sound?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Cats do not like that sound. Did you run towards
the cat with that going on? That drinks it up
and not that Also the noise from velcro corduroy.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
That's that's that explains why cats ran for me when
I was a fat kid in Corroy pants.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yes, like with this little dog gallop you did you
make noises? He barked? Did you like could you give
me that bar? I was more of like you know,
trans soource wrecks.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
That kind of thing was like it was it wasn't
It didn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
There was no logic there.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I was just a beast, you know, like like a
woodland creature that you guys have called there in the
show many times.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
There was some accurate can you remember what there was?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
So you you were your own four legged creature? Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I was your mom needed so your mom, but your
mom needed somewhere to land. So you said you feed
me like a dog.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yes, yeah, that's all you get.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
You remember that.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
That's the secret woodland creature cry.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
And you only hear it once. Very I could tell
you he just remembers the noise. I have a question.
I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
I've been so stupid my whole life, and I'm still
so stupid.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You can't believe you did it. You were just a
kid yourself. I need to know. I started an amusement
part back in the woods. Yeah, but I did make
people pay.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
To come to Did Aaron know about all this before
y'all got married?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
No, No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
It doesn't come up since that's something you bring up
on a first date if you want there to be
our second one.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, did your parents about it? No, I've never told her.
She knows now we're still married. That's why we're still married, Bubba,
you know she knows now.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
There's anything I've learned, it's the good good foundation for
a marriage is secrets, guys said, that's a good basis
for a good marriage.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
There you go, secret, don't own up to anything that's
so good. But what I'm saying is anything I've learned
in three years of marriage. Listen to me, Guys, if.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
You pretended to be a woodland creature for twenty five
percent of your first ten years on earth.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Don't get on the here and do the secret cry
you forgot about by the way that cry brought something that.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
You realized. Well, you know you remember good Will, honey,
when he brought down and started crying. This is it

(55:25):
that's why did you realized Now you're just talking to yourself,
not asking this. Oh, I just remember it.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I used to have like this tree fort too, or
I set up a bunch of booby traps, including one
a nail, like a wood with a nail, and then
one day I just tested it myself and then stabbed
my foot into a nail and I was like, yeah,
that work, and then I had to go get a
tennis shot.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Explains a lot, you guys, explains a lot. It does.
That works, all right, So our time.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Is up.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Every second Thursday of the month. All right, God love you.
You just watching it, you realize you actually I think
that was cool. But in your mind your sound is
so cool man.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
And I was like wearing like whole Cogan underwear and
that's it.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
That was not cool.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
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