Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 68

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I heard something in the kitchen a minute ago as
I was walking over bigfoot steps and enjoying the delicious
food today, that have you done this again?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well? Have you done this again? Rick?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You've got to be careful who you're sending a text to.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You already told us what happened.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well, I know, I mean how long ago?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was that? About two weeks?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
And uh, there's two people here.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
There is a guy who is a tennis professional, right, okay,
and there is a young lady that I know who
is married and a good friend. Okay. Both of them
have the same nickname. Okay, and I'm not gonna what
the name is is not important.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It is to me. Yeah, you can tell us that later.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, I thought I was sending a text to the
tennis professional.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I just made the shot.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I thought I was sending it to the tennis professional,
which is a man, Yes, which is a man, And
it says see you tonight, six pm. Let's do the
same thing as last time. Listen, anute, I'm not done
with me. We need to beat that in and get

(01:31):
folks comfortable with signals and moves.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What in the world is wrong? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That was supposed to go to it that was supposed
to go to the tennis professional. The tennis professional, I thought,
replied to me, what did we do last time? Question mark?
I said, haha, I'll call you after lunch. Doubles, doubles,
get to the net and volleys. They replied, ha ha,

(02:01):
I won't tell my husband. You sent this to the
wrong person. Oh again, and then you go back and
you read that again like that it went to a female.
See you tonight at six. Let's do the same thing
as last time. We need to beat that.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
In Oh my gosh, yes, that's not and.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Get folks comfortable with signals and moves.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Now that parts of look confusing, but up to that point,
but it's really not. It means let's get eybody around
us comfortable with our signals and our Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I see you start looking at thename Bubba. Let me
say this.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Here's what I There's no need to call the name,
but here's what I'm saying. I add anything.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Can I give a suggestion, since you seem to be
clearly a wayward texture, Yes, okay, not to put in
your context people with the same name, give them different names.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Don't put their nickname in there first.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's kind of well, that's the problem. So usually don't
have my glasses when when I'm trying to text.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I mean, you're just firing out dangerous.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, I've been real careful about what I say now
and apparently, but but if you if you take a
if you take a legitimate message going one way, and
then it could be interpreted going another way, it could
sound terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You don't need to send that to somebody's wife.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, No, that's that's well classic threes company out over
here in conversation.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, I will, I will say, and I know it
now makes sense because of your glasses. Even the text
that you intend for me sometimes don't make any sense
because there's words in there that.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, I tell you what, And I think all of
us suffer from this. Yeah, we don't. We don't type
very well on phones. And then you throw in a
spell check, which will change a word that you actually
have pretty close to something that doesn't mean anything, and
you'll send it and you never you go, oh my gosh,

(03:51):
I just sent that.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What about the thing?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do I correct it? Or will they just know what
it means?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I've learned to interpret, and I hope people interpret mind
I've gone back and looked at little little quick thing
things I've shot out and saw it after some My gosh,
what in the world you adding letters?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Dropping? They even known sheep what I do it all
the time.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, So that that be careful were you're texting out there,
shut off, like I.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Say, within at least two or three weeks. I mean,
you just turned into the last one thing. You know what,
You've just turned into this very dangerous thing. I know
he's reckless, a little bit wreck he is reckless with it.
I will totally agree. We'll have to get hold of this.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm shutting it down. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Texting.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, he double check out the number before you hit thing. Yeah,
they're so cool.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
If you wouldn't text one of your d Yeah, I
mean Ham's didn't he call you the other day and
thought he had somebody else? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What see if you call, at least you recognized pretty
cool with it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Let's say let's say you were gonna call, you were
gonna call with your voice this meet again at six
and knock it in. Well if you if you, if
if knock it in, that's what he said home.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Think that's a tennis, term mating or whatever it was,
bank it in whatever, h forty serving love whatever. But
but but once a female would have answered the phone,
you would say, oh, I'm sorry, I called them right right,
you see, you're.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Right, Thank goodness, it wasn't batt in practice. But and
if if you uh, you know what happened with you
the other day, Ham, You're you're on the the speed
dial and you just I just had a fat finger
hit the wrong wrong word. My favorite thing is now
I text people while I'm coaching on the field through
my pocket.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
And they said they just people. I'll even call people
and they go, hey, good job. Now why are you
talking about y'all? Won didn't you how you know? I
was listening to it on your phone. Yeah, when you
called me in the second quarter.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't know that if you if calling somebody couldn't
even be more embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me in this case, you know, but you're right,
if they if you don't know you've called them, yeah, yeah,
if that's the person you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
If you don't, if you don't hang up.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Especially if you're talking with your buddies about them and
saying something negative and they and they're listening because you'd
hang up on are your compliments or maybe you're just
really talking about what a great person now you do.
Either way, what I mean that's happening or you're like singing,
I'm not talking specifically to your old situation, but I'm saying.
I'm saying that that that happened just happened to all

(06:15):
of it. That's what happened to bubba. It's why you
don't say negative things about people, because you never know why.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You might have got lesson is like a drunk phone user.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's like, he's what you're texting is just texting?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Is your fault?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, you called help somebody your if your phone, if
your phone was a deadly weapon, there'd be a lot
of people dead.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It ain't automatic.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
We need a wicking insight.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I know there's not some equinox right now that they're
out celebrating. Is it time?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
They may have been up with the full moon last night?
Who knows, I'm not. The wicking calendar that I keep
up with is slightly outdated.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right and and so, and you always must build your
own stone hinges. Is that what I gather here, I guess. So,
I guess they've built one here in Colorado Springs.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I mean, you can't just face the east and go
with it.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Look, I've been out there in your womings, you Colorado's.
I can see where the wickens get to get a
hold there because hey, it is beautiful, but let's not
make a.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
God out of it. Well, but but that.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I mean, it's like like I was, I was laughing
about it because when we went there, the friends that
we were with said, always get the newspapers. It's very
comical because you'll see the front page will have moose
was hit by car, and they'll never they won't mention
the humans till like at the very end.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right, you know what I mean. It family lost their life,
but you page two.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
But we think the moose is gonna make right. And
so it's that kind of stuff. Do we want David
us Full to comment on.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I didn't know this now this now, this phone trow
was for wickans only, right, But.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Now, when was the last time David heard any instruction
from this.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Okay, uh, let me let me set the stage here, David, Yeah, Dad,
are you a wicking.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
I guess so basically, what you'all talking about. I may
be partly wicked, but but yeah, partly wicking. Yeah, because
when you when you take a big cedar tree and
some of the cycret trees, uh in the Indian believes,
uh we believe uh that the trees are alive, dan
and roots will you go down in the ground. And
there are certain sacred trees that if someone cuts them down,
they will.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Die, uh now or the he whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Right, David,
you're an Indian.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, and a wicking rick yeah, and a movie star right,
and that's a recording artist. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I just spent some time a clan to geuitar player
and chick k chack kick Dennis Williams and uh Williams
by the.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Way, that beche Williams. But now, now, David, you're an Indian.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, let's go back to this Indian.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Let me go back to your Indian of course. Okay,
so it's.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
True, now wicking are you a Wickan or an Indian?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I'm wonna say wicked, gud. I don't want no tree
cut down?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do you dance neked in the moonlight?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah? We can't cut them down.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Because what David Brown Okay, what what tree are you
talking about? What?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
What is the sacred tree?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (09:21):
I would say one of them will be the great
They're gonna see the trees but over one hundred years old,
and any cypress trees there the great spirits there in
the roots. And uh, it's got to do with love,
loving nature and and the and the great spirits and
the Indians and that in them roots. If you cut
them trees down, buddy, bo get ready run because all
them medium the spirits gonna come back to you like
it's like an Indian mail. You ever seen an Indian

(09:43):
man I have? Okay, that's that's what he will be
cuting these sacred trees down, you down.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
He's not awaking. By the way, this explains a lot.
If if David has been talking to different Indian spirits.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
But they're not awaken up pear.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
A lot of cypress trees were cut down right before
the Sodo landed, right.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I need to know if he talks to trees, Please
don't hang up on him. Do you talk to him?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Day it caused.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
It?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
What do you talk to the drew? That's the space show.
You talk to the trees.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
I respect them very highly.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Do you talk to the trees?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Got sometimes I do.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
What do you say, how how does sine trees figure
in here?

Speaker 6 (10:23):
I talked to the cedar trees around here, the great
big cedar trees. I talked to the great spirit through them,
because I know that the great spirits they been down
in them, down in them roots. Where you go down
in the ground. That's her, that's her great spirit world.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
And so what do you say to the cedar tree?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
I see, chick a, myga. Glad to know you're doing well, Glad.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
To know you.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's what that man, that's what you say. You say,
glad you okay, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Glad to know you're doing well.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Didn't it?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
And and I hope that people will appreciate your true
This should not be trying to cut down all our trees.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
And that's to a tree you're talking.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Listen, we get medicine tree tree.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
We uh.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think we're beginning to get to the bottom here.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
David. Are you a master irblist?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
I could? I could be maybe so.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, this is a little bit, you know, I gotta
tell something. And in a way, this is Jim. This
has been comforting to me because it all makes sense now.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
But but people couldn't need trees that they should be
careful because they're gonna get the great spears at them.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm gonna guess David got a bad batch.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Hey, hey, David, Yeah, let's slay off peace pop, Okay, buddy, yes,
especially early, let's let's let's lay it down.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Bubba.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You know you and I are a huge fan of
the Westminster Dog Show.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh Rick, I didn't catch it every year.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I just I just have to tell.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
You the announcers on that second only to ice skating.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Exciting moment in our sports destin show at the one
and thirty thirty Annual Westminster Kennel Club.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
Trout ready, thank you all, I love them all. Tonight
to Sussex Sussex Spaniel.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And let me tell you something. But y'all understand about
the joy of this Sussex.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Spangel for you to say tiger easy, tiger Sussex Spaniels,
just as Michael Jordan would you like to hear Lou
Holtz make that call?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Listen, Oh boy, but they stop, followed closely by the therake.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
The Sevester.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The Sussex Spaniel. Bubba came out of retirement. Uh, just
as Jordan had retired.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well, they're saying this is earth shaking. They've saying this
is like Michael Jordan coming back to make a jumper,
John Elway returning to throw a t D pass, or
Nolan Ryan reappearing to throw a farewell fastball.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's what happened. The unbelievable, these comparisons.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Having just turned ten. This Sussex spaniel, what is it?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
A Sussex spanded what it could be like a beagle
saw his name?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
He's a Suffix Franuel named Thump. Stump became the oldest
Best in Show winner at the Westminster Kennel Club, ending
his retirement last week and taking the big prize. He
hasn't slowed down a bit. Expert handler Scott thumberthed I
thought it would be fun with floppy years and plotting gait.

(13:36):
The Golden Red Stump became America's top dog in an
instant fan favorite at Madison Square Garden. Now you remember
last year it was a big shake up because of
Beagle one. You remember that I said, it's just a beagel.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Now now we're dealing with a ten year old spaniel,
and you know what they're referring to it as miraculous.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because they're saying in human years, he's almost seventy.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well, and I know you love that.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Here I go again, can live to be fifteen.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hey, guys, guys, listen up now. We all like our dogs,
love them. I love Daisy belt Home, beautiful dog. Uh
Dais Bell's not gonna live as long as we do.
Uh and almost dogs just don't live as long as
you do. We don't have to say there's seventy, he's ten. Okay,
and Rick, trees live longer than us, right, absolutely, we
don't measure trees in human years at galopitis. Turtles live

(14:25):
longer than yeah, okay, but but dogs don't. Okay, he's ten.
He just is what if they measured us in trees? No,
he's not seventy, but he's ten. Have you watched these
dog shows? That one of the things that really gets
me about these dog shows, and we've talked about it before,
is there's there's so many words in our language that

(14:47):
are curse words, but their origination really weren't, right, Okay, like,
oh yes, yeah there's one out there that.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Well, now, the dog show they will openly use the
B word.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
They use the B word like I'm saying, I'd like
to have a bottle of water.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Please, And and they're so serious about it, they'll go,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
I love.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
This beautiful little bee she is, she is. Have y'all
heard she is? You can't watch it with the kid. No, no,
this little this little bee here, look at that gate.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I look at the way she tried.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
What a beautiful bee? And and and and you did,
and you just sit there and you're like, can you
say that? Can you just say it?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
And they say it like, because you know what, guys,
just like I don't know where we took the proper
name for a donkey and made it our rear end.
I don't know how we did that, but but I
got tell you them at one time. I mean, that's
what you called that animal. And somehow it's now become
and you know what a female dog gets really called that.
But but we don't say it, not on the dog shows.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
They will. I don't call mine a donkey. No, you
don't talk about how pretty it is?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
What what a beautiful little I mean something she is something?
Of course, now here comes her pupp of course he's
the son of this beautiful.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And they just say it over and over it The
thing about I walked in there one night.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I walked in there one night and my wife has
tears run down her face and I'm like what. And
she's usually usually me that always, you know, acts like
a juvenile. She said, please watch this talkshow and there's
so serious. A minute and here comes this beautiful little
and U spaniel. She's really something. Look at her gate here,
look at that walk. She is just I mean, and

(16:33):
now she's look at the little bag. I mean, that
is just.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Isn't that beautiful?

Speaker 8 (16:38):
Now?

Speaker 10 (16:38):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
The story here not only not only is Stumped the
oldest winter at ten, Stump also almost died when she
was five listening and uh, of a mysterious medical condition.
But Vets at Texas A and M was able to
save it. They're calling it a miracle Stump. They're saying

(17:04):
he showed his little heart out. It was everything you
want in a champion.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Of course, you remember what happened last year, you know
we uh uh, she had some heart conditions.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Before he knew it, the little was dead. We miss
the little.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
The competition won't be the same.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
When somebody grabbed that. Hey, bring that over here. We
want to see her.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
She is just uh I mean, you just watch it
and you just I don't know, it's just so weird.
Can I tell you?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It really carries you back to some of the great
comedy movies. When I hear best in Show, I think.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Of show this one. Here she is a grade A.
I mean, look at her, look at her bag. The
oh that's what you look bad? That's one of the tricks.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Look, how about the how about the owner one? Just
to know that Stump is really retired this time, he's
going into retirement. This is it, you know what was
kind of weird? Got his trophy headed to the house.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
But but you know what I noticed too, And I
think this is wrong because it's already been happened once.
They said he's already talking to the Wizards about being
their general manager.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
We go retirement, how mean he comes out he's got
a different number if you don't go play a different game. Right.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
So so anyway, so Stump, the I've never heard of
a what what does a Sussex spaniel look like? Uh Rick,
that'd be what I call a red dog. Yeah, what
is it like your dog speaking? Is it some kind
of nopaniel? It's spaniel. It's kind of like those England
English cavalier. Yeah, yeah, those Yeah, it's just kind of

(18:45):
a smaller version. We had one east run around our
neighborhood growing up.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
It was Apple?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
So you had a dog in your named Apple?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
They did, but I'm not going to go Apple.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, it was a great name. I thought was it
a mail or?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I think it was.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So Apple.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
Yes, we do have the story if you have fat friends,
you have fat friends?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Here we go, we're updating. Why can't.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Why can't we bad?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Why can't we.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Why can't be?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
I tell men what's wrong with our society, and then
just don't matter.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Why can't everybody?

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Why can't we.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Why can we?

Speaker 8 (19:53):
Ba?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Why can't be it?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
By now? My first no trainer was, oh me, it's
happened to me yesterday? I only ask.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Him, where's again a machine?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why can we?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Why can we it bad? Why can weave it bad?
Why can't we? Ba?

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Ow?

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Stomach crunches make me say out wow, why don't you
let me just leave the cow?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Why can't we everybody?

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Why can't we bad? Why can't we heave it bad?
Why can't we it bad?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I hear the music, grab my money and.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
I take off running for the busy bunt we why
can weave it bad? Why can wet it by? Why
can't we need it by?

Speaker 10 (20:55):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I know you have been just the way you are.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
We're trying to do better, but using the gain love
of the studies today says what Rick?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
The headline says overweight friends eat more when they snack together?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Again these studies? Uh really?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I mean Dateline New York. I mean it's all set
up like it's just great finding. How do these scientists
take money for these grants with that for a straight face? Uh,
I'd like to have some money. I'd like to study.
Uh if overweight fat people seem to eat more when
they're together, Rick, that's just in Drunks seem to drink

(21:41):
more when they're again. Oh wow, that's next week.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
The obvious right, if you are dining with overweight friends,
be what something is on?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What's on you? You got to creature own.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
If you're dining with overweight friends, be A small US
study has found that overweight children and teenagers eat more
when they have a snack with an overweight friend than
they do with a thinner.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I've lived this.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
This is absolutely as why I like to go to lunch.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I believe I've lived this. I have. Look, then people
will guilt you out of do you want it?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You don't get dessert when I ate within people, I
never get dessert because they don't get it, you know.
But buddy, when I go out with my chubb friends,
you're not gonna get dessert.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
How come? You know what I mean? And I'm like,
all right, look, ooh, you need to try this. You
need to try it.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
We'll just order you want and then the great chubby line.
Let's split one, yeah, and then that, and then that
never works out. Then you split two, and you might
as well lord one right.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Researchers from the State University of New York at Buffalo
studied a group of nine to fifteen year olds and
found that all youngsters, regardless of their weight, tend to
eat more when they snack with a friend rather than
a peer. They did not know another catch here, but
the biggest calorie intakes were seen when an oldweight child
snacked with another overweight friend. That was the Now you

(23:04):
see them, because you know what they did. They go, well,
that was a good three cookies. Let's just have the
whole pack right, and it goes yeah, sure, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, you and I live this. How many times have
you seen me? Hey? You sending brandies in there? This
is it?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
How you're gonna get desserted? And I don't feel a all. Heck,
let's get ice cream. Their findings, reported in the American
Journal of Clinical Nutrition. I bet that's an exciting read.
Every month, highlighted the role of friends influence and how
children eat and possibly how it figures into their weight control.
Researchers say that it's not surprising that children eat more

(23:40):
when they are with friends instead of strangers. The one
of the doctors told the Reuters news agency that helped
has the same pattern that we find in adults, which
can be partly explained by people being more self conscious
around strangers. So I guess what they're saying. If we
go to a restaurant, we should get up and go
to stranger's table, and everybody just mixed it.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I gotta I gotta start eating strangers more.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yep, not fast strangers though, No, that's right, Yeah, any
thin stranger want to have lunch today?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Anyone? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Why do I feel like you or I could talk
the thin person into eating more than they would talk
us and eating less speed.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
He has always said that you and I have the
ability to make people act like us, and that's been
influenced by them.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I'll go in trying to eat better
with y'all and end up eating worse and walking out
good about myself.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm doing better, well, I walk up, go man.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I hate with the guys, all right, you know, and
I blow to the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, I'm doing bad. You got it. Man, we're doing better.
Not up here, I mean. But once we leave him,
I don't know, because I'm not with you wouldn't believe
how much better, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Okay, well, you know what they say. You can't get
a box of cookies. See the eye of the needle.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Right and look, bubba bubba.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
He of course is an interesting cat, you know, to
say the least. He's one of the most interesting people
I've ever.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Right, I mean, you know, not only will he'll tour
down and and and you know, be uh just a
tennis you know, Ambassador, I get on horseshaves, but he'll
eat a banana and claim he eat anything in the world.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
He ate that. But but he did a good job. Look, Bubba,
that's right. This is that is a great warm up
for a brownie.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I've said this about Bubba many times. His unpredictability is.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Very predictable, right, thank you, Rick, Yes, really, it's amazing.
I'm marvel at you and the ability that you have
to I don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Just like to predict the next kick. You think said it's.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Got something to do with hydro electric power. Really, but
but but just say the thing.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
That there is mess I'm constructing an earth.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
The ability to get on a kick.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
To think about it, Rick, And he can get on
a kick and drop everything else in his life, like
he's never even enjoyed doing anything else.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, no, no, you know what I call that focus.
Let me tell you what you and I wish more
people had it. Let me tell you where he's beginning
to error. In the early days, it was kick just
burn out, run wide up and on it burns way,
it disappears.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Here's a new trend that is a problem. He's getting
on kicks.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
He's letting them go with long enough that they become
lifestyle and then when the next kick picks up, this
thing is too far down the road, right, you know
what I.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Mean, he's adding kick, He's kicking all day. He can't
shake it. I mean, like you know, I mean, you know,
you just don't shake land. You know what I mean?
I mean lands a commitment. Yeah, pine trees, baby, pretty
big commitment. You what I mean? You can't just kick property?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
What if y'all think?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
What?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
What if y'all thought that I was going to Maui
to put on a tennis tournament to build a damn.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And that, by the way, that would shock me. But
wouldn't me Listen? Now, it's what you also got to
look out for. I watched him. He really liked Maui,
Yes he did. And you know how I am it.
Once he's experienced something. Remember what happened with the first
time I ever went to the beach and really got
into it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
It adopted a little Hawaiian kid before long. I wouldn't
go that far. I would.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I would look for him to start finding a way
to being Maui. More right, I would look for something.
Excuse right now, there's something I can do there? Positive right,
you help my body out? Yeah right, if that's all
right with John? But I mean I just you know,
he last beatty to like dye our hair black. You know, no,
you no, that's not it.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He just knows that, you know. Bady's taking belly bubble class. No, no, no, no,
you're acting belly dancing. It's not Hawaii. You're acting like
he's obsessed with the Polynesian people. That's not it. No,
he likes Maui, Okay, he likes the way it looks,
the way it.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Feels, and the wind in my face and the humidity.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's a long way up. Yeah, he's studn't sing hot LoVa.
That's still to coming's ruight, you gotys today? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, it's he's gonna try to somehow be involved in
hydro electric power, tennis Maui and hunting and fishing and
somehow and.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Eat whatever he wants.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
But as long as he's had a banana and had
and had his meds, he's fine.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
And also if he eat sushi, you remember that also clears
that's right, Bubba, I am jealous of the way you think.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Ricking Bubba are rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
We're talking like Gary Coleman from different strokes many of
us grew up and laughing and tons of reality, yes,
laughing at him going what you're.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Told about willis now security guard you.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
By the way, that crew, that whole uh, that whole
crew from that sitcom turned out very well.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
And by the way, you give me angry Gary Coleman,
I'll take angry Gary Coleman all day long, yep. And
And today's controversy, you know, it's we've all pretty much
agreed regardless of how we may or may not feel
about some of the things that have taken places in Haiti,
with the various dictators that have ruined the place, and
and and some of the embracing of voodoo and all

(28:40):
these things. But once the earthquake hit, we all, I thought,
were pretty much in agreement that there were people that
were in need and help needed to be taken there,
and maybe some lives could be changed.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
And of all people to object to that one Gary Coleman.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
And Rick he's angry about his parents spending his fortune.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Before he was.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
He never got over that. I think this explained.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
You remember when he was a guest shot did a
guest shot on Buck Rogers, Yes, sidebar here because Greg
was not on staff. Did you know that we actually
went and hunted quail with Webster one time.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I saw it on TV.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Okay, But anyway, I know that I know that's.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Does not want to be even in this conversation.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
He does not see him and Gary Coleman being in any.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Comment, and they shouldn't be in it. That's my fault.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Michael Jackson never put Gary Coleman on his shoulder and
carried him to award show.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Thank you very much, Bubbles and Webster.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
So here's here's Gary Coleman who says he thinks that
all this relief relief to Haiti is is a negative thing.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Rick, I think it's a little more horse.

Speaker 12 (29:41):
I am sick of hearing about Haiti. I don't hate Haiti.
But you know what, New Orleans and the southeast Coast
hasn't been repaired yet.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Two hundred two hundred people, Gary, there are neighbors, and
two hundred thousand people may have lost their lives there
just in the last few weeks.

Speaker 12 (29:58):
You don't think that's something we should be talking. You
know what, unless somebody is gonna give us money to
help New Orleans, why are we gonna take our money
and give it to Haiti?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
We've spent a lot of money in New Orleans about
Gary coch But you know.

Speaker 12 (30:14):
What, New Orleans and the Southeast Coast hasn't been repaired yet.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
No, no, give me the first line.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Okay, Yeah, we edited out some profanity there.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
Caring about Haiti. I don't hate damn it.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Can I ask you a question? What you can't play that?
Play that?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Who said let's go to Gary Coleman and see what
his opinion of Haiti is?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
That happened? You rand it enough?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
If somebody said, I gotta get a microphone over there,
I understand that Gary Coleman hates hated.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, I am sick and well I'm something to hold
about Hubble. He's got a little bit of a helien, boys, can.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I tell you?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
And he's he's so funny too. He could make millions
of dollars now if he just get his act together
and quit being you know.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Way no, he could.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
He's funny.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
He showed up in the game in the stadium was empty,
in this trash everywhere's he's still funny, but he's beat.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Up and somebody wanted his autograph.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Right, he had my life that and they've never were
a husband and wife. In another way, he submitted that
in court and she'd beat him up or something. Then
he was security guard and dove on the hood of
a car. What if a Haitian asked Gary Coleman for
his autograph?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
What if we what if we hired a hold What
if he hired Gary Coleman to work in the Internet department.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
That'd be awesome, that would be great.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It would be gold until our license was until we
needed something done, until our license was ripped from us.
I would I just want him up here, just give
political updates on coast, the southeast coast. Can you can
I have secondary?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm blind here, but I'm trying about Haiti. Back up
this a little bit. I'm trying to go.

Speaker 12 (32:08):
I am sick of hearing about Haiti?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Did I have that over here? I'm sick of heut
Gary Coleman is against Haitia. Harry stay off television, please,
I don't hope hobo.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
What is Gary Coleman doing today, by the way, other
than hating hate he becomes.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
A spokesman from New Orleans all right?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
By the way, speaking of that, Speaking.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Of Angelina Joe Lee, oh my moon, and she's planning
on adopting a child from Hada.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
We all talked about that why don't she adopt Gary
Coleman coming up this weekend Mother's Day? But for you, Bubba,
also your your beautiful wife and a mother of your children,
Betty Lou Bussy having a birthday this weekend.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
How about that big weekend for Betty.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Pressure. Yeah, it's a ton of pressure.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
And uh, you know, I'm I'm not always up to
the challenge. So uh you know I all have to
work hard this weekend. But it's uh, we we got
double jeopardy. She does want to go see a movie,
uh that we've seen the previews of and I believe
it starts Friday, Ghost of Girlfriends Past. A lot of
people don't know that's.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Based on Speedy's life Tigers. She's she's really excited about
seeing it. I know you're avoiding that movie the world
see that with her? For I think Speedy would rather
be infected with swine fleet and go to that movie.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
You know, I'd be sitting in the movie theater and go. Yeah,
you know you hearing things?

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Do y'all want to go see it with us? I mean,
we'd love that would be negative. I've heard from friends
and go when I could go see it with you
and our wives will be there.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I think it would be spinning, speedy, speedy, where's my shoes? Speak?
I not your jacket. It's not out yet, is it?
Doesn't it just start this weekend?

Speaker 8 (34:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I don't think that. Is it already out? Is it
already out? Somebody?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I think I went and saw the premiere of it
or something. A friend of ours, you know, when he
comes on now? A friend of ours emailed us and
y'all might have missed that and said, I just one recommendation,
do not go see this, right? I mean, but I mean,
you've been married for a long time now, but but
you can't. You probably can't remember some of your old
girlfriend now. They still remember you and try to poke

(34:30):
you on Facebook all the time.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's Betty's birthday, So I will go see whatever she
wants to see, right, sure, I mean I might choose
James Vond or something. You know.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Who know? Is there a James Watte movie yet? Well
there's several, but just watch right, right, But it's all
about her, so she'll get you. We'll just do what
she wants to do.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
And I'm still studying how we pick our favorite James
Vond actor. I think it's the one when you first
start watching James.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I think, anyway, Roger I did have one one.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Remember we had that one exception into that we had
a friend of ours that has gone on into into
heaven that that loved Sean Connery over Roger Moore, and
we were clearly the Roger Moore era.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I know, I know, and I like Sean Connery and
everything else.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I can't understand his accent so thick in that I can't.
I can't understand you.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Love him in The Untouchables. What a great movie. Yeah,
and also I also like it on the last when he's.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Uh, yeah, that's.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Good.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
But we polic Well let's talk then what do we
catch up? I can't think of the things.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
All right, then let's get on over talking about But anyway,
so I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I mean, what else you're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I mean, you know, Matthew McConaughey, anything that he's in bed,
he seems.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
To enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Lisa is the same one. Really, Yes, I'm glad you
deal with that too. There's a lot of pressure there.
Oh yeah, yeah right. I mean I've seen him with
a shirt off and you with your shirt off. I
couldn't tell the difference. I couldn't either, you know, there's
a difference.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
What it's only slot though he's a little tall.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Well you knows are he won't be around this weekend,
so you know.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You know, if you're playing odds, you know he's good.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Looking all but could he be a good provider for
twenty years? You know you have to ask that he's
done pretty well?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, you don't know. Is he married now?

Speaker 13 (36:21):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yes, yes he is to who some Brazilian model. Of
course she ended up having the baby, daddy. Want me
back up, I'm not sure if they're married or not.
Right there, that's the point. I know they've cohabitated for
many years.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I mean, you know, it's like the Michael Booblay concert
you go to.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
What does he say? Well, I'd rather not say. I mean,
he was very blunt about it. What does he imply?
He implies that he'll do his job and we are
to do ours, right, correct? I got you? I can't
go home with us right right?

Speaker 14 (36:51):
You know?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I guess if Greg went and saw that that new movie,
he would just deny he ever knew a girl. Oh okay,
I'm not but whatn' that your your style is that
you claim I don't have a style, thank you very much.
You claimed if you never got caught you know here
you go, what if I done right?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
What if I done right? I mean, that's that's bring
up a new guy the show.

Speaker 15 (37:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I ain't been here long enough, y'all. Do that been here.
I've just heard stories. Yeah, he's throwing it off of me. No,
I mean, look, Greg, Greg was you know of Rick Rick?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
No, Greg was nothing. I was going to defend you.
I mean, let's just let's just drop it. Greg, Greg
was has been a very happily married man for a
very long time. That's right, as as as we all have.
So we need quit bringing stuff right, just like y'all
just excellent toy us about on your part. I'll give
you two points for that term right. But I think

(37:44):
I think it's wise if you, if that's your new slogan,
not to go to that movie, because to bring up.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
To go with us our yuest. I don't buy your ticket.
I looked out happily go, but Terry doesn't want to.
Well what she hates movies like that.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
What I'm saying is what you're saying is and we
have responsibility here and just as women have a response. McConaughey,
you you have a responsibility not to put your wife
in a position where she might sin, and that is
to bring up things of your past, which is clearly
a violation of biblical standard.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I mean you don't bring up people's past sins, that's right, Greg.
But so if you put in that position, might mike
your thinker start thinking about ghost.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Of past and heck you you don't want to talk
about it? Calls her to stumble, right.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You know what, any other movies out there, Well, there's
a battle tarry if you want to go and find
out how even Earth, well, I don't even know what's on.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Claim you never knew the girl and somebody, I tell
you what I'm I'm gonna rent the wrestler this weekend.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Somebody send me an email and said that that movie
was so crude that her and her husband.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Had to get up and walk out. That Greg, I
heard you just say it wasn't me And what does
he do? You see me?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Bubba ricking Bubba dateline, Chesapeake, Virginia. It's that time of
year when everyone seems to be coughing and sneezing. But
as we hear in.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
This report from Fox forty three TV for one twelve
year old girl, she can't sit more than a few
seconds without someone saying bless you.

Speaker 15 (39:21):
At first glance, Lauren Johnson is your typical twelve year old.
But sit with Lauren for more than two seconds and
you quickly learn she's unique.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
I can't stop seizing. It's well it girls off of
eight to nine pounds a minute.

Speaker 15 (39:37):
On a regular day. The sixth grader can sneeze more
than twelve thousand times. And it all started roughly two
weeks ago when Lauren caught a cold.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Wow, shetty different. I just kind of got along thinking
that when last this long It's been two weeks.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Now, and.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Stopped.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
The most amazing thing Lauren learned to adapt. She says,
sometimes she has no clue she's sneezing at all, But
still all she wants is to be a normal twelve
year old again, who is sneezing?

Speaker 7 (40:17):
To stop and if you're fine now, But it's just sneezing, and.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
They can't really do anything.

Speaker 15 (40:28):
Doctors say what's happening to her is so rare. She
has a better chance of winning the lottery. Three times
in the same year and having this mysterious chronic sneeze.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Wow, Wow, my nose is hurt. Can you imagine none
stop sneezing.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
You know when they you thought, well this is just
some terrible thing, but.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
All right, Okay, unbelievable, Rick.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
The The condition is known as machine guns sneezing.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
According to the.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Story, there's a medical term I've never heard.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, now get to she only got this two weeks ago.
That's so there has to be there's something.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Alight.

Speaker 13 (41:27):
Nothing from Speedy.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
This is your old the meals. This is Speedy's old meals.
You know this ain't nothing certain.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Listen, I'm not I'm not making this Suvn's Bubby. You're
my witness, Bubby, You're my witness. Speedy has been asking
us to do this story. Three fifty three fired up.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I got one more pretty, one more thing. No, don't,
don't you know you got a headache? Good? That's great, Okay,
I swear you know what if if she had H
one N one, she would be a human machine gun.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
It'd be like I'm talking about infected twenty people, y'all.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
She could rob a bank all that poor child. Back up,
back up, everybody gets h one nus, I get the money.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
You know, this ain't nothing that greg breaks wins me times.
Ain't I got a sound effect of that too?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
No? No, no's a machine gun?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Rick, No, it's not machine gun because Gregor when that
air we call him cannon.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
What the.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Medical term for that is machine gun? Window? My wind gun?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
All right? All right, well, God lovers, there any any hope?
I mean the doctor, the doctors you've done, you know,
thinking about the lottery.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Can you help me?

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I realize it's rare, but it's yeah, there's you already
caught up on how rare it is.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
This fix.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
There's so we don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
But there's gotta be something up in her snus somewhere
that I.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Think she got a shot, y'all who thinks that? Probably
run something the father in there?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, something's in there.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
There ain't a feather in Hernet. That is so wrong.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
I'm laughing at Stady.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I'm glad.

Speaker 8 (44:09):
Child.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's amazing to me. I'm not laughing at her. I
want to be very clear about, Well, what are you
laughing at? I'm just laughing at the sound she's making, right.
I don't know if you know this. The sounds coming
from her, I actually are laughing at her. Right, that's

(44:38):
a good point.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
We've all we've all got you know, you've got start
up in here the other day and I did personally.
That's a terrible feeling when you start how about out
of control?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I know it's that's sad. He's lost it. Yeah, you

(45:13):
know that when she's talking Reglar every second? Can you
can you imagine it's like you're walking in my office.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Alright, so like there you go makea stuff. Okay, you

(46:03):
gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I won't. I won't come in here and stopping.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Okay, he's wheezing from all that smoke and quick making
me laugh.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
He's you're gonna have it. He's gonna call along up.
That's a good one, My goodness.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
The headline pretty much says it all. But hey, there's
a photograph to go with it. You might need to
look this one up today, says doctor safe girl's hand
by grafting it to her leg for three months and
her leg is wrapped up. Just think of it as
like a cast on somebody's leg and where her ankle
bone should be on the inside, there's a hand coming

(46:56):
off of it.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Can it wrapped up? If you could make that, if
you could make that hand work, that would be extremely convenient.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Just think she could tickle her own feet.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I need to see a bigger picture than that. Okay,
you can take that. Oh, here we go. See there
she is somebody on the cover with her hands sticking out. Greg,
just for the news.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, I'm gonna quit. It's getting out of hand. You
don't You don't want to see this one either, so
to speak. But this guy very good, Greg, unintended.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I just think too how she could climb with that?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
What I mean, I'd like to have it? Why can't Okay,
Oh my gosh, what wait a minute, I say that
somebody under the base right here? This guy right here,
it's the same person.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
No, but this is another one thing. What is it?
What is this.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Attached his arm to his leg?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I started to say that's uh, that particular shots a
little confused.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Was under there.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Though you can walk into a restroom in the ball
game and have people talking.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
You ain't gonna believe what I say. So what they're doing,
I'm not how to tell you this, but it actually
grab one of my not.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I didn't know what you were about to say. What
if you're standing there at the urinal and it waves.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
At you, so what's up? What if you make them
mad and it flips you off? Oh, so they're doing
that to keep it alive, to reattach it some back
where it goes later.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Please tell me that you're just trying to keep it.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Please, just saying the doctor with a bad sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
So he's missing he's missing an arm over there that's
to get it ready to be reattacked.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Do you think do you think when he gets up
but he's well, he goes, oh who took that picture?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
But I'm not trying to be rude to jump, but
I'm not shaking his hand.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Now or later.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, but anyway, So they've attached to to this woman's ankle, Uh,
getting the blood flow and everything working before they try
to reattach it.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Let's see, let's see how we got that way.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
She'd been run over by a tractorer last year. Said
her left hand was completely severed from her body and
her arm was mangled. To keep her alive, doctor's temporarily
attached what was left to her right calf. After three months,
her arm has heeled sufficiently to reattach the hand so
and then the little picture of their shows that put
back on.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, she's attached somewhere on your body, close to where
it normally is.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Well, I think what you're doing is trying to get
that that big artery that goes down your leg and
because they have to have a lot of blood flow
for it.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Again, Yeah, we're just saying the man's arm in hand
was just, in our opinion, attached a little holmet.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Well, I mean in our opinion, Well, it looked like
it was right there in the middle, you know, but
if it was just this far down, it was so
much of his arm and like her hand and I
wouldn't have worked either.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
So I guess that's where they had to go.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
It's amazing they can do that, but it's quite a
deal a little unusual looking at.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You already see him go through the buffet line. What's up? Yeah,
that's disturbing. He just like glances you just run by.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I want you to quit showing it there rankly. Well,
I'm not switching. I don't know speedy right there. There's
a lot of that could been staged. You think, I'm
like y'all. Where did they put it.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It's in his upper thigh to attached that on the
same side, I don't know. I mean it's it's I'll
grant you. I'm not comfortable with it. I'm just trying
to tell where it is. How in the world do
you even wear pants?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You don't, buddy, but if you do, people talk.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Wow, I think he'll be in the hospital bed till
that's reattached.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Coming here. It does make wiping easier. Thank you, Adler,
Thanks buddy. Thanks that little chime in little monkey man
in the stair. Yeah, that's come home all that. Rick. Also,
you think when they told him what we had to
he had to do, they went and now look.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I think when he woke up, he probably got the picture.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yes he did. You had to stay in that bed,
he thought. I got the stupidest doctor. Can't go to
Walmart nothing, and you also can never watch Orton. Here's
who again.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Do you think his first thought was, Hey, it doesn't
go there, you.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Know, hey, bad joke. I know y'all got a lot
of degrees, but I'm not sure that's where my arm goes.
It's here, all right.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
So so it's like on his hip bone of the
left leg. You know it's like right there.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You know you got a problem his inner thigh right,
let me check when you know you got an arm problem.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
If you have an itch, you have to reach up
to do it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
And I'd be mad at whoever took this picture.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Who took this picture and did that to him.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
One of his family members, and someone trying to document
it for medical science, hoping, hoping that people could be
mature when they see it and deal with it. Well,
that needs to be That needs to be in the
folder that the medical students see, right, I told you,
because let me tell you what they underestimated that you're
not going to show that picture and no one run
with it.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
You're not. It's not gonna he got a Harry arm too.
I'll give him that. I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Greg's done, Speedy's done. Yeah, let's go to the next
next door. Rick, you to go there like the space
station Tiger Woods. Chastity will join us out of Huntsville. Chastity,
you got thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Go ahead, Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 16 (52:29):
I was wondering when Speedy is coming into Huntsville and
my mama is MutS to ask all the cute Wait,
I will ask all the cute guys for my mom,
because he says all and I want to.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Be the time out for chastity.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Oh my gosh, Speedy, honey, are you know skills out
for a lot of chastity?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Are you still there, Chastity, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (52:58):
Yes, I'm listening her fan of Speedy.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Not the only one in the family.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, I mean it's the one thing to be a
fan of Speedy. It's another thing to desire him to
be your daddy.

Speaker 14 (53:15):
I think that's more her pimping me out is more
of a side note.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I would like to make very clear Speedy's happily married.

Speaker 14 (53:24):
I think she meant that towards other people, right, God
love her, God love her little heart.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Well, maybe we can bring you out to Turkey.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Toss and find you man there there we go.

Speaker 14 (53:35):
But what could I have a message from Speedy to
tell her when he's coming to hunts Full That was
her main way.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
We know, we know you're doing that just for her,
but ye, well, Chastity, I hope to be up to
Huntsville soon to see my family. You know, my parents
live there, my sister, your wife comes with you to
see your rhyme. Yeah, yeah, Chastity is the mom's name.
That's the little girl's right, sure, yeah, okay, and uh
probably around it, probably around Thanksgiving, Chassity, I'll be.

Speaker 10 (54:02):
Up in Huntsville.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Mom, what is your name? We're confused here.

Speaker 14 (54:05):
I'm Chastity, I'm the mom, and then GG is my
little girl.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Okay, well, Chastity, I was just talking to you then
gg uh uncles. Media be coming up soon, okay, And Chastity, I.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Just got you.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
You were talking to Chastity that I was trying to
help you.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
That really came out. Chastity. You're on first right and
on saday.

Speaker 14 (54:30):
Yes, all right, right, yes that's us.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
That that's the team.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Have you Have you met Speedy before?

Speaker 14 (54:36):
Yes, we actually met y'all at Walmart.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Gig was there.

Speaker 14 (54:41):
We have our pictures made. And also I met y'all
at book Similion when I was retaing car.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Oh I do remember that? Yeah? Right? And how old
are you, Chastity?

Speaker 6 (54:50):
I am twenty nine.

Speaker 14 (54:52):
Whenever I played draft through password before and Cassio was
on there at all, I was the one that said
Mama's need loving too.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 16 (55:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Well Greg, I know you travel a lot. Hey, yeah,
don't pull me in right.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Chastity twenty nine years old, single and hustle and has
a beautiful little daughter.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
So there you go, guys, Thank you very much. God
love you, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
You too?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
All right, jes everybody right? Okay, all right?

Speaker 10 (55:30):
What what what I think?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Your mok's cutting out?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I lost you for sa?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Can I can I tell you wounded?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Home of the river. We have a big audience here.
G uh, that's what we do. Destiny Chastity as speed
jazz speedy in the corner, wounded. This is one of
my favorites. By the way, well you know what I need.
I need to have a shower. I was sweating, I
was Sam for you. Maybe you know what could ride up?

(56:04):
All right, let's go to uh and she can. He's wounded,
he said, it's a wounded dog. He's a wounded dog.
Don't try to snof him up. Care he'll out. I
know he's your pet, but.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
He's right, that old sam Wich ain't gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Get away from him. Ain't ready to be nursed back
to health. He loves you, but don't take that leg.
Don't know let him lit them wa for at least today.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Oh my goodness, put him on him, put him on
an old tie on the car port.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Just hope he makes get the other dogs away, little kids.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
If if if we treated fants the way our f
our mom's and dead treated our fan, Oh, it'd be
you know what our parents said, you know when they
were told it's eight hundred dollars or your dog ain't
gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
You know what they did. They wouldn't got you another
puppet the fam.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Yes, right, I don't even know how Veteranadians survived, nobody
who took their dog there. How did veterinarians even make
a living on our parents? Because if the dog cost anything,
they were done. I know, Greg, how's your little one doing?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Is it good to come through?

Speaker 16 (57:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
She's back one hundred percent. I know you had to
pay for a little surgery. Didn't he still wounded? No,
I just I did.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Never thought I would hear Greg say he paid for
a little lesson teacup surgery.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's growing and he's growing. It's almost that it's almost
like he thinks. Greg put her on the phone, walked
in the room. I really don't even know what was
going on. We'll continue the phone troll with thirty seconds
of pop uh so light that we'll finish the phone
troll that we never got you right after the.

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