Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 69

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest hits.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We were talking about American Idol. You were discussing the
male favorite, Casey James.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Now Greg claims he's going to walk away with a win.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
He has been very popular and he is a good singer.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
He doesn't have I think, great stage presence because he's bashful.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
But listen about the people are voting though, and you
know who votes?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh, look he's the girls are gonna love him. He's
kind of really we've not had that.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Look.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
He's kind of the cross between Dalcree and bo Bas.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now Greg just made a point and Bubba agreed, and
I agree. Remember who votes? And then I looked over
and realize that a bunch of preteen girls voted last night,
and so did Helmsy.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Here's the thing, Casey James is my favorite, but I
didn't vote for him last night.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
But see, this is what fun is. I'm strategically thinking
about this. He didn't need my vote last night, But
there was another guy that I want to see stick arounds.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I voted for him.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Did you vote for the guy that looks like he
works at the All Change Place?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, no offense to the all Change Place? The guy
followed him, Greg caused him tattoo neck. No, the Andrew
Garcia's here you're talking about he's.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Good and and Anapaula Garcia. Doesn't he play for the
A's You say?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
What for the wise you you voted on American?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I did I text my vote last night while wearing
that shirt?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Do we have?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Let's listen to what's his name? Casey James. Casey James
didn't use Baba. Says he's got a weird thing. He
hit a home run to win the game. Said he's
got a weird thing in his voice that that I'm
trying to pick up. Listen to his vibr to what
it could go?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I heard it ever so long, something so.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But good to come along. It feels like you're sitting
on the washing ship. He does, He'll win.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Now on dreams. I'm covering troop.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
The good sounds, the bear head Yeah touch A good
boy is standing there back.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Baby go w head right when he helped the note hit.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
The to me the worst you did? You did hear it?
Go right? That's the first right with the be standing
there back. I mean he's a little nervous.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, when that's whatever was staring, I thought he was nervous.
But when I by the way, how do you say that?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Greg? You've turned into me.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Listening to my angle, I'm that I'm going he should
win because I love him so much. I'm saying I've
watched this show. I know what the public wants. And
then who vote for the show? Besides hands that that's great,
Greg's voted, and watch and see if if he don't win,
he's top two, and if I agree, I agree.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
But you're just based on the past. On who his one.
Somebod asked Eddie van Adler.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I mean his parents are like music and I can't
say it that rod it vibrato.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
How do you say it? Eddie man? And he's giving
you the nuts and yeah, you're sobrado robro, I'm playing
sign that is so hard. I think I think he's voting.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm just telling you, I think from a business music
business standpoint, if I went, okay, who can we make.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
A star of this bunch. There he is.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I even voted too early and got the text back
that hey, it doesn't open for an hour.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Calm down, Oh really quick talking turns Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You just one round two? I mean don't take it
down right, I mean don't take it. And this also
goes back to tattoo let's go boy's name tattooed Nick.
That is Jim Brewer, tattooed Nick. There's probably more talent
welcome to Rick, and it is not as marketable. I agree,

(04:16):
And that's what this is about.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You gotta you gotta work at it. You gotta start
normal and just break it out.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I thought I thought we had a goat boy dropping
Jim our goat boy, go boys, not give him any truck.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Jim Brewer, there it is. I found it. Yeah, listen, boy,
you listening.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
The two sexiest fat men alive on the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I got all that I want him singing with that
just hold this whole. Yeah, but we got to drop
him out of you. Remember when I first saw god Boy,
I liked it lost in hand. What do you think
about the guy that looks like a seventies singer? That's
the worst one stopped go good times in the back.

(05:16):
So good times in the right everyone, this is this one.
Good time is the worst boy, But I so I
y'all are hearing what I heard.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
This is the worst one right here.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Something compared to the other guys, though he did he
was probably one of the better.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me tell you one thing.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
This is where he's lacking stage presence. Where that that's
where bo Bys was so good. Lacking stage sitting down
good on the last he started out. Let me tell
you what would have brought the house down. He's sitting
there doing that Brian Adam song. You know, the last
verse kicks up, It really picks up. He should have

(06:08):
got up and just kicked that stand over, went right
over and sung to carry.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
How cool? It would be a fatigue from the from
the window, from down from.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
The good times in the bag like go boy, Greg
likes him? I did, I said, I didn't say, I
like disked.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I was sitting at home.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I let you ride your bicycle with told Betty, I said,
did you hear that? She goes not to hear anything.
I think he's just I said, yeah, no, no, no,
I said, there's something in there, something's wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Though Betty's Betty didn't hear it, talk about how fine
and female ears didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I didn't die. I don't think it's not a dog
that's been hit on the in Rick being an offer
singer that it sounds like a can be good tying
a charging me. Rick, that's not the best goat boy invitation.

(07:16):
But the faces cross.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
We're gonna take go and drink a whole new level today.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Well, Rick, you know the liberals, they they just they
can never wait to tie together two or three good causes.
Have you ever noticed, all for the betterment of you
and I, couples who have more than two children are
being irresponsible by creating an unbearable burden on the environment,
according to the government's Green Advisor.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Now this comes out of we've got a England. I
guess we've got a green advisor.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Uh Jonathan Porritt, who chairs the government Sustainable Development Commission.
Now that's got to be a great business card, don't
you know it's a fun meeting to go to. I'm
a member of the Sustainable Development Commission. You know what
you need to do, get out and hike up a
Mountain today.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
Good.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know just what a moron that guy is.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I could already tell you. I bet he is as
fun to talk to as a rusty Ken. Don't you
know Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
His house is fun. Oh he probably doesn't give thanks
he's too smart for that, Sir. Can you imagine me walking?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Where are we going? We go go conference? What's going
on in there?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Listen to this?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
We got a speaker who's speaking, somebody from the Sustainable
Development Commission.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh my gosh, I mean, I mean I would be
like you will. That's where I look for a window.
Take me out right now. I quit this job and
it's probably hot and stuff you in there too, Rick, Now,
listen to this.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
He said, curbing population growth through contraception and abortion must
be at the heart of policies to fight global warming.
So now they've tied that all of that into the
global warming fighting. I mean, it's sad, but it's just
so predictable on their part, you know, past.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Can I tell you what? This is a level I
may not be able to take. I mean, you know,
some of it.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I've been able to even get angry, but I go
to the point where I'm angry that I kind of
cool off.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
This may push me now, Rick, and I'm worried about
how I'm about to respond Rick.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
He says political leaders and green campaigners should stop dodging
the issue of environmental harm caused by the expanding population.
A report by the Commission will be published next month.
It says that government must reduce population growth through better
family planning. He says, I am unapologetic about asking people
to connect up with their connect up their own responsibility

(09:42):
for their total environmental footprint and how they decide to
procreate and how many children they think are appropriate. Can
I just tell Jonathan pour it, the hot air he's
putting out alone is much more than my family will
ever contribute to global warming and all the meetings he
goes to and the reams of paper he turns out

(10:03):
with this garbage on.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
If he were a dog, I would take him to
the vet today and have him put down. Sure, sure,
I mean, what an idiot, Guys, I'm unapologetic for about
how idiot I think he is.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Says I.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Can't even render my you know, hey, I can't even
pull out this new spiritual growth and be and be
okay with this, You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I can't even tap into that. I mean, listen to this.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I think this is one of those kind of people
that I would get a pass on just completely removing
from from from the.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I mean, I'm not tallding about that I would do that.
I'm just saying I might hope that I might pray
that God strike him down, Rick, after he's prayed to
receive Christ.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
But I'm talking about but man, because you don't want
him to kind of you don't want to go back
to this, you know what I mean. I'd like to
be some one that kind of gets a salvationecurity and
he's killed instantly.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Rick, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's a happy thought, all right, Well, there's nothing mean
about that. There's nothing mean about that. That's the ultimate.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Welcome to the fellowship, brother bus going back over. Listen
to this. The Optimum Trust. I'm sorry, this is so funny.
I can't ready.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
The Optimum Population Trust is a campaign group of which
port It is a patron.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
No joke says each baby.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Born in Britain will, during his or her lifetime, burn
carbon roughly equivalent to two and a half acres of
old growth oak woodland, an area the size of a
popular square in Britain.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I can't even. I can't you know what. I can't
take it in. This is such a level of lunacy.
I can't even. I don't know what to do with it. Rick,
my mind won't accept it. I know what.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Your sense can't deal with it. I'm pushing it. I'm
rejecting it. I'm thinking about other things.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Rick, I'm gonna say it borderlines on us needing to
go to war. I mean, now, this is, this is
in Britain. Watch the ship, this is, this is in Britain.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I keep in mind, you know, if you want to
see where we're headed, just look out ahead of us.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh yeah, I mean the Eastern Europe is a future.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
It's just like looking into crystal Ball to the US
and always has look and we're just as stupid.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I mean, we got out Gore. I mean he'll say something.
Just this done.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I mean, I mean most of the Green people, I mean,
this is they're all in the same bunch here. And
I know we got our levels, but I mean, hear
what they're saying. They are saying, if I can, if
I can, and if you have children, turn it down. Okay,
this is another thing that I we need to do.
You got too many kids and you get I mean,
we got to start doing more abortions.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean we hey, but we and the if somehow
tied it into the Green movie.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
That I mean, they're basically telling you that it is
better for the They say, a better moral move if
you have two children, if you're about to have another one,
I'm gonna tell you you are a better person if
you'll just abort that baby.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's what the that's how, that's.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
How these Green lunatics that those of you then in
the beginning thought, ah, y'all be a little rough on themory.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I mean, well, come on, they're just a bunch of hippies. No,
they crazy, that are right?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
You know, you know how the peed of movement started
down and you know they shutting down puppy farms and
now they're as crazy as an outhouse rant.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Now they're coming for you babies.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
These Green people are out there and they're just like, hey, y'all,
they ain't right. We gotta shut them down. This is
a goofy bunch. And there is no scientific they're acting
like that. There's some scientific fact. But they just said
each child is response for how many acres of what were.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
That they would that they would create a carbon footprint
that is basically equivalent to two and a half acres
of old growth oak woodland. I love the fact they
put that. How do you know it's not pine trees?
But anyway, hate listen to this. Jonathan Portlett, also who
has two children, MM, intends to persuade environmental pressure groups

(13:56):
to make population or as he likes to call it,
rick the pea word, Oh my god, the focus of
their environmental campaign.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
So, I mean, they're gonna have meetings where if you
will just go ahead and and and just absolutely say
we wait, you know what. Coming over to Jonathan, I'm
so sorry. We just found out we're having a baby.
Really well, I hope you do what's right.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
You're talking about what's right for the point you're talking
about have this baby and give it a chance at life.
Oh no, that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
It all.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
You need to do something for the trees, that old growth.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You know, you know what, I wouldn't mind go ahead
and have that baby's life ended today, police and then
come back over here and we're gonnahuging tell with a
great green environmentalist.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
You are you know, and I would point out to
Jonathan too, is what if there is a great, great scientific,
uh discovery to be made out there, and what if
it is the third child in the family that was
going to come across this idea that would give us
ColdFusion or some some kind of superpower from magnets that
we haven't discovered yet.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I mean, just how ridiculous is that? Can you even fathom?
The government is in everything?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Can I mean every Can you even fathom what what
hanging around with Jonathan Port must be?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Lot? Can you even comprehend two seconds with him and
his barrel of monkeys does not come to mind? I
bet he don't like John and K plus eight no.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Very special day to day the real Greg Bird just
celebrating twenty one years of marital bliss.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah to the former Lisa Davis.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Rick was in the wedding and couldn't get the candles
a lot remember that yep, big handle by the way, yep,
or were just now we're waiting.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
No one likes to go tell the bride who's already
very nervous that their candles won't lot.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
And there was a and there was a tornado one
in outside. It was quite a day. It was quite
a day. Sometimes you should take those as omens. I
think so.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Greg on the wedding party had to get in the
hallway at the church because remember and nobody wanted to
tell her, Oh my gosh, and all and and all
the candles the wicks had dry rotten, and old Mullett
was lighting.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
My candles over to get what he.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Bully was trying to lie to them, wondered dance something Harold, Uh, Greg,
we just want to say this for you and Lisa day.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
What happy anniversary baby, I got you on my my well.
Thank you very much. This is the one you pick yep,
and I know this is your songs you'all song Lisa.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
We asked Greg what y'all song was for that that
best describes his anniversary celebration.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Today. When you hear this song, you think about one
Greg Burgess talking to Lisa. Here's what he says.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
When I get home, I'm.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Gonna drive my wife troud ride into the driveway.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
The kids are at school, Lisa, got got my new
flannel jeans on here.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Okay, I get home. Gotta like you.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Oh, they've been thinking about your baby one is here. Come,
don't worry Oh god, she's.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Close to me.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Come on, they want to taste to your.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Fancy twenty one years back in time speak sports out.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Take its meeting. I don't want to do but that's way.
Don't know. You're not just another love? And are you everything?

Speaker 10 (17:28):
What's your.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Every time?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I'm winning? You made.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I can't believe it's true. I have your anniversary releasing
r in the hoss. You do the things you do
any one. You can see it in the eyes.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
I can't fit in your fetch.

Speaker 11 (17:43):
I got a new job now that I can finish
at lunch. I love, I want to kiss you on
twenty one nurse marriage is great.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I know my foot went through the attic floor. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 10 (18:08):
She Let's get to the blue couch. He ignore that
cardboard on the sailor.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'll look up.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Here he goes.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Turning right now. He'll take you something tender in miles.
It was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
See when you see when you see the luckiest woman
in the world today, Taylor, happy anniversary.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Wonder what twenty one?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Tell me? It felt like fi shut y'all just gonna
let this roll that? Oh yeah, how I in a
twenty one? You want to know why, because we want
to kiss you all over.

Speaker 12 (19:04):
You know you have.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
I can't just show hold now they can't drive something
somewhere and.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
They kiss you up.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
So I can see him driving his little work truck home.
We've made squeaky, Oh squeaky. Yeah, let me tell you
something to me on the interstate. You better get out
of his way today. Yeah, this this, Hey, don't be
between here and Pleasant Valley. Something about me in that drug?
Don't really? Yeah, she kind of makes fun of him. Yeah,

(19:40):
he's gonna he's gonna be left laning in it today.
I'm about this, he said in the lamp plate.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
He said he was so excited about it today he
might get that truck up sixty five.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Just don't see me, but I'm gonna hold on that.
He won't be scared of that. You wi a triangle today.
That's what we're going about it. Some much lamp that's all.
You gotta run through the eye of the needle. A
few pal City's gonna fill his wind as he rolled up.
What was that great?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
If you're at the Lincoln exit today, you're gonna be careful.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
What ranger flying there? I wanted to.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
Day he may try to fashion where he gets that
fashion line right, it may pass on two lanes like
not going north, I ain't going knowing there and before
you know it this afternoon his impression of Whaley Tape
tearing up some sulgar that's where your power up to.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Twenty one years Greg, guys, I appreciate yourself. Greg, what's
the secret befo we're doing that? Do I do name?
And uh, you know you're gonna be honest with you either.
It went really fast, so I must be doing that.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
It don't seem like twenty one quick. Well you know
what it's. It's like giving out.

Speaker 9 (20:58):
But you know what that in the female all community.
I mean she's she's held in high regard. Oh yeah,
you know because mean people team that.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh here he goes, Oh yeah that's true. Y'all done.
Y'all have helped me enough. Thank you, Anniverse A little song.
I need all the help I can get. All I'm
trying to do is say we'll set you up, you
knock them down. Twe years two kids, kids are about grown,
Yeah they are. It's weird. Not how fast? Not today?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And if Greg was scheduled to work in the concession
staying at the baseball game today.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
You need to find a replace.

Speaker 9 (21:31):
There.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Long he won't be happy anniversaryly, Hey, he won't leave
it thanks for these guys helping me out.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
He will not be running the community Pleasant Valley today.
Now it's going to be on auto pilot. Hey, TV's
on its own today. Have a little tatter too, bell
on because Greg is driving the love wagon. You know,
you know what, you know, you know what?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Speaking makes a great point. We even thought about this.
I mean, has this so much? Has this been kind
of an adjustment for his wife Alicia? I mean, you
got the pole climbing, hard working, and.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I bet it's too belt and his hard hats laying
around the house or somewhere. I'm gonna tell you the truth,
white collar man, oh man, But she still loves the
power for the power man in him. I'm gonna tell
you the truth.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
The first few months after I got this job, she
was like, what your home a lot? You know because
from the other job I went home getting used to
it used to me being that that's true.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Good points. Just wow, why are you here? Right?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I find that you think she plays the you know,
my powers out here to fix the po that ain't bad,
that ideal though, having blinking problems. Yeah, the Brighton deal
or is it blinking? Went off for three hours?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hey, I got some good news and bad news. Bad
news is as a transformer. Good news is it's gonna
take a while. Twenty very blessed speaks for itself. Wow,

(23:08):
it does decad And look they did like for eight
years before that, So you're talking, My goodness, she has
seen a lot, han't she?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
What?

Speaker 13 (23:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I mean you really? You guys started being like boyfriend
girlfriend at what age? About fifteen?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Are you serious? You didn't know that? I didn't know
it was that young? Yeah, how about that? How about that?
I remember dropping him off over there and we couldn't
even drow fast, didn't birdes boys coming on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Your mullet's just to fly. Oh yeah, hair just coming
out the side window. We can look at pictures and
see the times changing. And I got my momulla and
her hair is real tall. Oh yeah, yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
It looked like a nest.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Right. Hey, let me tell you something. Least I had
that big hair working. I love hair, you know, Bubba
likes big hair. I still don't like to get his
hand all caught in it.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
At big hair, yep, yeah, I mean sometimes a bigger
hair the better you look at the pictures. And I
know it sounds like I'm sucking up, but it's the truth,
and Rick can back me up. I've aged a whole
lot from the first. She's maintained this thing.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I look like her dad. Now that's embarrassing. It's not
even closer. What did you say, you're her daddy? That
slash Freudian slip. I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Anyway, Happy birthday, last Happy birthday, I did see y'all
got me some flustered. I knew it was some kind
of holiday. But you know what you're telling her? You
know why you said happy birthday in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Also, it's because why why I got the little present.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
From Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Buffalo, New York police say a traffic stop led to
an animal cruelty charge after they found a live cat
marinating in oil and peppers in the trunk of the car.
The Buffalo Police say when they stopped the car, they
heard the cat and me owing, and it was a

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fifty one year old man who was driving it. They
gave him a ticket for running a stop sign. Sunday night,
They say they checked the trunk and found a four
year old cat in a cage. It's fur covered with
all crush red peppers and chili peppers. Police say the
man told him he did it because the cat was

(25:35):
ill tempered. He was charged with cruelty and released. His
phone number not listed for this report. Police say they
told him. Police say that the man told them he
was going to cook the cat. The man also told
the officers a number of things that did not make sense,

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including that he had neotered the male cat and it
was pregnant. Well, it's obvious this guy is not right. Yeah,
everybody we can agreed on that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Everybody knows when you're gonna marinate a cat, you take
the fur off first. I mean, this is I mean,
that's that's clearly understood.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Now, animal activist, uh and activate advocates, I.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Should say, he can't talk with all that going on?
What are you putting it on before? Now they cleaned
up the cat and he has been put up for adoption.
No word, I wouldn't want that yet. You talked about
a disturbed cat, kitty.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Word on the recipe he was using, so uh well,
crush crush, red pepper, a little a little oil, but
the fur.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
What you hate about this? You got a guy that
did this.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Okay, he's obviously a screwball, Okay, you think and the
police picked him up, particularly released him, you know, booked.
Of course we hold that guy because could he not
have somebody who's refrigerator at home?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Is this not probable? Calls to look into this nut
job and.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Maybe we should go to nut jobs else have a
look around. What else is he marinating? Yeah, there's no telling.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
If he's riding around with a pet cat in the
trunk marinate, he might have the kid from next door
at home.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I mean, Bubba's marinated. Watch out of a question, marinaateing
a cat? Already weird? All right, So that's one level
of weird, right, marinating a live cat. There's going up
and level that's weirder.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Let me back up, let me back up. Cruelty to
animals weird. Okay, these domesticated he's not starving. He can
get meat at the store, right, Okay, if we're lost,
so it's a whole different thing.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
So we're already weird.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Okay, we got that now, I'm going to marinate a
cat with its fur on live, right, That's I think
that's a level weird plus.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Shows not very good cooking skills. No it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Then I'm not just gonna marinate it at the house
where I'm having a cookout. I'm gonna ride around with it.
And boss still going and you know, to some degree,
maybe the fact he lives in Buffalo, I don't call that.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
And we just let this guy ride and take the
cat from him. I mean we just we just fingerprint him,
take his picture, and send him on his way. I
think we've put all over and search for less than that.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Rick be the police officer that goes back to the
car because you know his buddy's there, and and you
know you've opened the trunk.

Speaker 14 (28:09):
You go, I gotta tell you something. Now, let me
tell how it went with those guys. Let me tell
how I just opened that truck first time they got
there's a catbacker. I checked it out, and he's put
something all over it. It's like some pretty bad shape.
And then then then the partner walks up and goes,
I'm almost certain that's crush red pepper.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I see there, Well, what is that about?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
What a minute, and you know, you know they had
to put all that together, and you know how gosh,
there's Florence Henderson.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
This is you know how lost.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
There's a trained you know how they're trained to sample things.
See what you almost see him sticking this pink.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Right and go.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
You know, I hate to say a thing, but I
think I saw this recipe on the iron chall I mean.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Going on, Oh great? Is that chili peppers in there
as well? So not only does he like like to
eat kidd he likes a little spice in it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I've got to ask another question. Is he going from
point A to point B? Or is it because it's
so hot? Is he is that part of I mean?

Speaker 12 (29:08):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Are you calling slow cook? Yeah? What are we doing here?
Let me say that. Are you saying car crock pot? Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I am everybody, which is terribly uncomfortable to talk about everybody.
If you're gonna marinate a cats still alive by the
time you finally eat it, that thing's gonna be a
little gamy.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, I mean, just all stirred up in that cage.
You got scared, andalines.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Kicked up nover.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You think maybe he was just punishing the cat. I
tell you what, you act up again. I'm on Mari
nature and put you in the trunk.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I hate to say it that, you know, Denzel Washington
did it right in the book Eli. You gotta you
gotta have a clean kill, and you gotta have it quick.
And he went after a hairless cat which cut through
a lot of the.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Point did and I never realized he was blind even
if the movie was over. Some bad tell me red dateline.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Burnsville, Minnesota, a man was charged with a felony after
prosecutors alleged he tried to impress a woman by firing
arrows at his neighbour's home with a powerful boat. Police
found arrows in the sighting of the town homes in
the man's complex on Saturday. Another arrow went through the

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patio door, shattering the glass.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
The charges alleged a thirty year old man was and
the quotation, extremely intoxicated when questioned by police.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
So was his female friend. She allegedly told investigators.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That they had been drinking all night before the man
grabbed his bow and walked on to the day. Uh oh,
she thought he wanted to play roundbow. Dakota County prosecutor
said the man eventually admitted that he did it for giggles.
The man was charged Wednesday with first degree criminal damage
to property.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, let's take this thing and let's dissect this one, Boba.
Let's first of all start out with he did this
to impress a woman. Now women to realize that they
were all under the influence of the silly juice. But
let me ask you this is that one of the
ways that a man can impress you is by firing
arrows at a house across across the way.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Well, gosh, is that in the list? Those town houses
are hard to hit, Rick, It's so quick. It's a
small target.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
There's shifty in the world, and they'll dodge a bow.
They quick reflect You is impressed her by getting a steak? No,
and here's another thing. Let me read the report yesterday. Right,
all right, let's look at the next one.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Here.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
The woman said, when he grabbed a bow and arrow
and walked out onto the deck, she just thought he
was going to play Rambo.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
But that's okay, I mean, I mean, is that is
that one? Though? Is that common with them?

Speaker 13 (31:39):
You know?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I know, hey, I had a little bit too much
to drink and I know you have to. I'm ready
to play rambo. Is that is that their signal? I mean,
does it yousually involved the bow and arrow?

Speaker 12 (31:50):
What?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
What kind of sick I'm gonna impress you? See you
had townhouse over? I bet I'm putting the mirror right
through the slide and gladder the door. Pretty good shot
to hit that Bigo house.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's in brisk I mean was it distance? Was it
a long way away? I mean what was this amount?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Well?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Rick another story that may in a funny kind of
way tie into this.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, just when they thought they were doing something good
here with a story, it still does not have a
happy ending.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Over in Massachusetts, Beverly, Massa. So I can't I still
can't say it Massachusetts, a Beverly liquor store is worried
that hard times might keep many customers out of the store,
so a local liquor store now offers home delivery. The
owner said he began offering home delivery last month to
boost business during the slow economy. For five dollars or

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rick two dollars and fifty cents for senior citizens.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh wow, call that the AARP discount. Well, how about
that let's be sure and drink them right into the grave.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
He'll take your order and deliver it to your house
in his own car. The man also brings along a
handheld device to scan the customers driver's license for the
buyer's age. Now another gentleman, Frank Anzanoli, the executive director
of the Massachusetts Package Store Association, said home delivery is

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a rare toy among liquor stores.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Hey, the liquors here. I'd like to have a large
Pepperoni pizza and a pint of gym bean. And do
you have a bowl and era? How about this thirty
If I don't get there in thirty minutes, Hey, I

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ain't pat you vest take you thirty five minutes at
Jack's free. The man who out on a minute laquers here.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Chris Pizzola, who is the owner of the store, said
the smallest order so far has been a twelve pack
of beer.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
He said he.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Doesn't mind he deliver a nip. If someone wants, well
here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You look at this, you go, well, maybe that might
help with drunk driving. Then you do the bowl and
err story. Those people were at home. There's no there's
no safety.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
From drunks by. I wonder if that's Avon.

Speaker 15 (34:11):
My friend Jack is here, Jack Daniels. That must be
Jack and Jim them hold on, you're coming. I hain't
old a man, and I gotta get my pants off.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Let hers their Hey, Billy, put the bowl air down,
go answer.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, we're you hidding bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
We have, you know, interns that come through here, most
both male and female, and uh you know this, this
broadcast plaza was set up to have one UNI bathroom
which is used by the guests, one men's restroom, and
one women's restroom. Now, the women's restroom does not get
a lot of action because other than interns, there's not

(34:54):
many women that are here usually And and I understand
there's been an official complaint file that the men are
using the women's restroom and are making a mess.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
Is that is that?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I don't know. I just heard. I just heard he
got back from lunch Friday. I think it was Rick.
I came in and el Woods jumped my case.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Really she said yeah, she said, I'll just set it up.
She said, helm She've got to stay out of the
women's bathroom. And I said, what are you talking about?
She goes, you're dribbling all over the place. Yeah, that's
exactly said.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
That was exactly How can I say something and no
offense to you. I'm not trying to throw you under
the toilet, but I do want to say this so
to speak. I have and I don't understand this. I've
seen you walk towards the men and women's and go
in the women.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I go in the women's always, And why is that? Well,
we only have five minutes, and usually the men's is
taking so no, no, no, we're saying when you take it,
when it, when it, when the others of it's closer.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Ricks is l on the wireless one yard.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Am I heard helm Sy?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
You know good? Well?

Speaker 12 (36:00):
And then look every time the seat is always up,
and we are I.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Don't want to dribble on the seat, dribble. The bottom
of our jeans are are always well. I can't wait
till the summer when I can wear short. I hear
this at home.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
That could be worse? Are we sure it's me? And
we tell you I know another one in here I
see going early? Yeah, oh I do. I ain't gonna
say nothing because his names on a check but yeah,
but don't you sit down. I don't think it's an
issue all the time, says if you're in the women's bathroom,
you must do as the women do. No, I just
sit all the time anyway, That way I can regroup. Thing.

(36:40):
Are you seriously he's just playing along? He's playing along?
Tell me.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Time to sit down? Yeah, most of the time. So
that way I can check my email.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
To Obviously, you never worked out door as much. You
learn what you can get in corners.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I can do that too, But I tell you what
it came out of was trying to go at not
in the middle of the night at home, because if
you're trying, if you're trying to stand up in aim,
it's tough in the dark. So you know, I just
went in there, I could sit down and it was
a slam dunk.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
So so so, so what is the issue this? Does
hams need to move up? And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I've got some really good jokes and I'm not gonna
use it. I think a little potty in the corner,
you know, or use the man?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Why does everybody think it's you? Because he's the one
that's been spotted?

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Now can I am? I heard yeah, Helmsey. The other
day when I brought it to his attention, he got
very get mad, and I don't.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Have to hear it. So you gotta. I got a
dribbling issue at the oh. Me and Taylor, my son,
we get this speech all the time. So I guess
this is preparing me for marriage.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yes, especially if you have little boys. Well, my son,
just like following animals. I mean, I'll go in there
and go. It's just this is like, this is I
got a stable. I've even streamed out. We are not animals.
Make it, make it make an f Yeah, you guys
just coming here and you just throwing your spread all right.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
I mean so so, I mean you got to aim
an issue. I guess. I mean what it is for
the breaks, it's so we all are. But I mean
you've been in the radio bills a lot longer than hell.
You gotta.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yet, But I only go in there if now today
I went in because I knew you were coming behind
me and I was being I knew you.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Needed to go.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I'm just saying it appears so all the all the
men here are using both bathrooms, yes, one only, but
the exception is the only reason I use ever use
the ladies is if the men's is covered and I
know the girls not coming, and Ham seems to choose it,
I will give you that I've noticed myself. I've noticed myself.
Go ahead, the books are better than there.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
I just I will never use the man's restroom just
because I will never even if I have to waite line,
but because men. I'm not being ugly to boys enough to.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Say I've been in your bathrooms out there. I'm an expert.
Well no, please, please, we got an expert on the
panel here. When I first went to work for the
Power Coming, I was a janitor in a main office
build of every thirteen till that's a knight that I cleaned.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
And you women can't say nothing though I was.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I was like eighteen years old, and I was traumatized
in that I saw things, and in women's bathrooms I
couldn't hardly ever get over.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I got way too much baggage going. And I got
news for you.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
If you're working here and you say I don't want
to use the men's, you are anyway because the men
are just using.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Both of them. True, right, that's a good point, you know,
I mean, so there's no avoiding it now. So so, guys,
I just want to tell something to do better. Let's
do it. You know, I got to be such a
good athlete him. It seems like you ought to be
able to hit that.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Well.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
You show him shooting basketball the other day. Oh so
he starts out, good, didn't come to part add this
to the challenge? Yeah? Really, I.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Would just say, let's have a new commitment for the
men here on the stuff right, that accuracy matters, and
let's let's pay attention.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So next time I see and turning in the cuff
of her pants is wet, we will know.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, how about this, when the jet stream starts to,
you know, tape off a little bit, don't be afraid
to walk up, straddle the bow.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
That might just start going out. Or as he's saying,
a lot of athletic events, lean into us, hey.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Hey two step, two steps up. I mean that's I
think that'll solve it, right, clean up a little bit.
Everybody follow Bubba, and everybody should have I.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Still can't believe that's just adding so much to that Listen.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I'm so used to using it like in ben doors
on truck, I could use the bathroom in here and
y'all never know it. I mean you, you become a
professional if you work in the public, like in the
power cutting or something like that. I could sneak one
in behind that speaker way by the way. By the way,
I've got to get better at it. I got busted
trying to relieve myself at Fort Pickens and Pensacola.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
All right, So, uh, what what's what's Miley done here?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Miley Cyrus is shooting back at critics who have accused
her of making a racist gesture, saying recent pictures of
her pulling her eyes back into a slanted position was
nothing more than a goofy face.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Is this the society? Is this how we're living now?
Is this what we're doing now?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
She says, I've also been told that some people are
upset about pictures taking of me with friends making goofy faces. Well,
I'm sorry if those people looked at those pictures and
took them the wrong way and out of context, she
says on her official website. In a photo obtained by
TMZ earlier this week, Cyrus sixteen is showing sitting on
her boyfriend Justin Gaston's lap, surrounded by a group of

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friends all making a stereotypical gesture by pulling their eyes
into a slanted position. The gesture is commonly thought to
be offensive to Asian Pacific Americans. We've added Asian Pacific
now for this. Yes, it used to be Asians Asian Pacific.

Speaker 13 (41:59):
I want you to kiss coming here, I don't want
you to listen no more, hand my tana. You get
best a boat world you give me? If I give
me you have happen now, CD and iPod now and
twelve hundred picture you take her.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Rick Rick hud On real quick, hot up the music
and tend and tell me to turn it down. What
kind of musics you listen to?

Speaker 12 (42:35):
Us?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I have?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I tell you turn it down?

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Maybe that's okay.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
You'll give me my CD.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
And now she makes racist American Pacific Pacific gest.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
What what if it was Asian Pacific specific America?

Speaker 13 (42:53):
She make Asian Pacific specific gesture.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I'll tell you you gotta you gotta have a full
time education and get through the land mind of political
correctness nowadays.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I never like Ikey breaky.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
I knew it bad.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
It's a spawn of Ikey breaking.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
She says, You guys know my heart and know the
most important things to me are my friends, family, fans,
and God. In no way do I want to disappoint
any of you. But you have made mistakes in the past.
I feel like I owned up to them. I've made
mistakes in the past, and I feel like I've owned
up to them and apologized.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
She added, I knew she troubles. She make your funny
picture of her, daddy, you see the picture. She not
have a shot. I knew she troubled. Give me her pictures,
all of her. So anyway, there we go. I know

(43:53):
you are a big fan of this one, Rick, guys,
because you always knew he was going back to the right.
Well know Newt loves her though, Yeah, hey, now what
is this? That's really see?

Speaker 13 (44:06):
I knew when this song came out. I said, please
don't let him have a daughter. I take I take
hand of Montana hair. I cut it in mullet like
a daddy.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
All right, don't encourage it.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh man, I'll tell you, Billy has done you talking
about reinventing yourself, He's done a good job of that.
When they had the Hannah Montana shows making fun of him,
singing that that was precious No any time.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I mean, that's good stuff. So you watch him too.
Oh sure the kids watched it. My children watching?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
No more, Greg, this is your area. One of the
world's top competitive eaters has gotten married.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Greg. You probably know this man, Hall Hunt. Is he
he's a cake eater? Oh well, that's like the minor
leagues if it ain't.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
This is the hot dog best known for Hamboshi kobe Yashi,
best known for hamburger, the current reigning king. Now, women,
picture you married this man. You got to feed him.
He once ate sixty three crystal burgers an eight minutes.
I could do that in eight minutes. No, that's a lot,
sixty three crystals that number in eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Probably not. No, Emily Wright is the wife.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
They serve burgers at the reception in honor of of
How's accomplishment.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Even though his name is spelled Hall. Do you think
his name's Holly Hunt? I only know.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'll be honest better. The real famous leaders is on one.
Wait a minute, green, No, wait a minute, listen. The
civil engineer by trade has eaten his way to sixty
thousand dollars in prizes wow, in the past five years.
And guess who was there on the on the on
the list of guests attending the wedding, Greg, here's where
you're going to be excited. Number one rank competit the

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beater in the world Joey Chestnut. Joey was a guest
at the wedding. Now Kobe AI office pedestal.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Rick says he's a civil engineer. He's eating his way
to sixty grand in.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Five years, so so he went some pretty good prize money.
I didn't know there's that kind of money. Let me
ask you this, just one a little over ten grand
a year.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I may try that.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Let me ask you this is like when these people
have these hot dog eating contests and they how many
do they?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
What's a million? I can't remember. Sixty something? It's a lot? Wow?
How can are they sick the next day? I ask
you this?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
But I'm gonna be as delicate with this as I can.
Do you just let natures take his course and I
bet that's horrific? Or do you like induced vomiting like
you swallowed poison?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Which one do you? I mean, do you just let it?
Because I bet? I bet when nature decides to get
rid of all that, that's don't they monitor him?

Speaker 12 (46:51):
That night?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Flew up.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
There's an idea that may be a whole nother competition. Well,
it's a gross competent. Not only you're the best, you're
the best.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Y'all knowd of it.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Y'all might know me. I'm the best dumper in the world. Yes, Rick,
get a look at this wallhanger. I'm not sure about
that trophy. Let me say this. This guy's best known
Hall who just got married, who is one of our
top competitive eaters.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
He's not number one, Greg, I get that, but he's
up and coming.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Sounds like and I'm gonna have to try to handle
this too because it may cost us out there. But
it's a pretty well known deal. Look, I enjoy when
I want to change of pace the crystal burder. But
I have never eaten sixty three in eight minutes. But
I've eaten eight and in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I will see.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I mean, I eate eight minutes. How about that, Greg.
But but let's face it, they'll come back on. Oh yeah,
the little cooked onions. But hey, hey, a crystal will
come back to you.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Now.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I may be reading this wrong, but I believe and
I'm just now getting interested in all this crazy eating.
I think though, and that's like minor leagues and you
you hit Nathan's hot Dogs down on ESPN until you're
competing in that, you're just working. Greg, Joe came to
his way you most obviously there's a lot of potential
in the guy, right And uh, but Greg, I'm talking
about I've just eaten a few chrystals before.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
They're like eating popcorn. But that's still well great, but
they come back, they will the little cooked done. You
don't if you can get them without the coc onion speed.
I know you've hit that drive through later in the
evening you should haven't and loaded up on him Christmas
come back. Yeah, Well, but but you're at the time hungry.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
How many at the time you're eating one of the
most wonderful experience sixty three and eight.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Well, and here's the talks back to Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I woke up mill that one time. There's a crystal
light in the bed next to looking at you, and look,
he said, he's having a blast a while ago. You know,
you were just so tasty.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
He said, Well, that's time to wake up and pay
the pipper. I'm back. We're gonna go in here and
go ahead and get your magazine. You're gonna be a while,
you will be. You want where to go?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You got hit a long article you've never read. We're
going one way or the other, and I get up.
You know what I mean, Get your magazine. You gonna
have to go in there and fight. It's about to
be a battling there.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Put that yellow cape up.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Go by, Go buy Speedy's desk, get some matches, get
you a few flagmen out front, and get the traffic
away from Go ahead and get the air fresher take away.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
You don't leave it after I have to walk out
and get it. But it's got a visual of a
crystal artist. Y'all are so like this. Yeah you wake up.
He's sitting in that chair in the ring. Just fry up.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I look with a little spotlight on him because that's
the only thing on the road. I guess you're wondering
why you're waking up at two thirty. I woke you up.
You might remember me, your party friend that you loved. Yeah, yeah,
we were telling of little burgers. Would you eat enough
of us? It matters? Oh it does?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Sixty that's rich crazy, that's crazy. I would rather do
that than him. Hot dogs because hot dogs make mean
as anyway. I've ate over to Yeah, you know, they
give you that hot dog feeling.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, you get that. Yeah, man, I don't know something
from the stomach, got kind of hot dog. Yeah, I'm
not really sure myself. I got a little crazy. Bubba
and I have done remotes in the past where the
hot dogs were available. There's no telling how we went.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh they're just so long when they're just there hanging
around and they're latable and they're free.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh yeah, you fast time with him sometimes, all right,
sometimes you're gonna read hung you just want to you
just like the experience ring in fiction one.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Listen, we we were in You really want to Eat
ketchup just didn't have anything to put it.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We're in the NASCAR, sweet, you remember the time we
stayed We y'all were grand marshals. We're we're in there
with the governor and all these Yeah, listen, we walk
in the door tubs. There he patient enough to you
imagine the food they got filetming y'all. I look, he's
over in the chili dogs. They had him by the
door just for like a snack. He didn't even know
the steak was in there. He's tearing up stopped at
the dog. I come by, I said, hey, you see Nia,

(50:49):
he's where's that at? I said, if you have walked
two more feet, yeah, but before you were mesmerized by
the chili love. When you see a hot dog bar,
you ain't you got I mean, it's gonna walk bite
had it all over. You just ain't gonna walk by it.
I mean, I mean first free hot dogs in the area.
Tell me somebody walks on by that ways on something else.
Have you ever been in any kind of sweet When
they start you out with that and you don't participate,
are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
That chill has been sitting in that heater all day long.
So that's the best kind, you know. But stir it up.
It's good. If you break the crust off the top,
you got to stir it up, add a little water.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I could eat the weenie by itself, okay. But it's
the bread that that they they dipping that's against. It's
the bun that I want to change the rule that
you have to eat it like a hot dog, because
that's shoving. I don't know what they're doing, and they
just shove it in there.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
Like you talk.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
You talk about gluttony gone back. Yes, it's awful, you know.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I have a fetish. I have a thing. Fetish is
wrong word, that means you like it. I got a
thing where I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I don't. I don't like bread wet. I'm not talking
about corn bread. I'm talking about loaf, bread or buns.
I don't want them soppy wet. Once you got phobia
and they dip it in water and instead of wet bread.

Speaker 12 (51:59):
Like it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Well, because most of time if you read this, when
you go hey, can you give me? Yeah, give me.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I ain't talking about sopping biscuits or sopping corn and
that's how completely water.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
But it is funny.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
We'll take about it and we'll wash it down and
make see it. But yeah, it's it's all about.

Speaker 10 (52:15):
How it goes in.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
And my bread has to get wet post post me
dealing with it. Yep, my agree. That's that's that's true.
You know you don't want it wet when you first
bring it to you. So the crystals is it sitting?
Where is it in the room? There's a chair. We
haven't into the bed in the bedrooms, feed up on
a stool. I don't why it's there.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
But it's just sitting there and so you sit up
and there, yeah, that sit up and he goes, hey,
I guess you woke up and you.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Wake up, come my staring at you don't look at
me like you don't know me.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Chricking bubba ricking.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Bubba rick A story today, Uh somewhat concerning to me,
and I think it will be to you too.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
It's entitled cold.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Sheets Hire a human bed warmer. H Holiday Inn offers
trial run of service at three British hotels. I just
see where this could lead to trouble.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, and you know what I think. I think this
was a terrible, terrible move and somebody needs to give
him better advice than this. Tiger Woods has already agreed
to be the spokesperson, and I just think that's a bad,
bad I know. It just doesn't seem like I ain't
gonna have.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
No international hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial
human bedwarming service at three hotels in Britain this month.
If requested, a willing staff member at two of the
chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city
of Manchester will dress in an all in one flee

(53:42):
sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets. The new holiday
In bed warmer service is a bit like having a
giant hot water bottle in your bed, says a holiday
in spokeswoman. The bedwarmer is equipped with a thermostat to
measure the bed or thermometer to measure the beds required

(54:03):
temperature of twenty degrees celsius or about sixty eight degrees
fair and het.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
How colder these holiday inns bad? They do not have
any heat. And this thing up, I don't want to
get in. I love it now.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Listen of this holiday inn said the warmer would be
fully dressed and leave the bed before the guests occupied it.
They cannot confirm if the warmer would shower first, but
said that their hair would be covered. Holiday Inns spokeswoman
cold Reuyter's crazy that the innovative bed warming method was

(54:39):
in response to Britain's recent cold weather and mark the
lunch of three thy two hundred new holiday inns worldwide.
She could not explain why the beds were not being
warmed by, say, hot water bottles or electric blankets, but
admitted the human method was a bit quirky.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, what if that's your job? What
do you do. I'm a bed warm what imagine you know?
You know somebody would say, oh, is that what they're
calling now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean this, Uh. I
mean you hate to see you get home and on
your bill you've got bed warmer.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
So picture picture of your wife. You've been on the
business trip. What's this bed warmer charge?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah? Why do you smell like?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Like?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I mean you're there.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You know what you'd have if your wife didn't know
about this new service. He sees it on your bill,
and you know that stupid face you get on when
you're really innocent, but it looks like yeah, like I
always say, like if a baby you got somebody's babies
playing around with him to accidentally fall and they start
crying near you, and you're like, I promise I didn't
touch him.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
For some reason, you got this look at your fa
you really did knock him down, stupid look. I didn't
touch him, so his own I promise think about this.
I mean you're just like they have human bed warmers
and get your face, you liar? Yeah, like I can't
even take it serious. But I'm telling you, is that
a girl in the background, No, that's my bed warmer?
What you're talking to your wife? No, no, I'm jus.

(56:03):
You're on the phone.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
She came with the room.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
You call home and there's a girl behind you going
have you seen my shoes?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
You know?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
And the background is it warm enough?

Speaker 13 (56:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
No, stop saying that. Jump back in there. Yeah. Uh well,
I mean that's what I'm saying. If the bed is
still cold, honey, they want the best warm I promise
he's a bad ugly girl. Off, it's a big bed.
Wait to think about this.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
You go to your room and you get there a
little sooner than they were expecting you, and they're still
warming the bed and there's baby Spice in the bed waiting,
you know, and you're like, well, my goodness, how about
holiday inn has really turned it up.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Well, here's the thing to you, here's what it's going
to lead to is, even though it's supposed to be
some on the up and up, you can know that
these people do reservations. They looking look then the other
people who are the bed warmers.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
So would you like for us to uh give you
a bad warman? Oh no, it's just a bad warmer.
I mean unless you know.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
We can want I mean, I mean you can already hear.
I mean, yeah, yeah, this is just just just reeks
of trouble if he won for you.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Now I get in.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
This is like missiletoe to the office Christmas party. I
mean I get behind it. Initially I understand, but it's totally.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
If I could give holiday in great written some advice,
I think this is a bad, bad idea.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah, I'll get in bed for a long time. Okay,
I'm sorry. There you go voice now exactly like he's
got something to do. You need to take Greg, y'all
go put something in a box at this anymore so?

(57:45):
So anyway, Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell you even if
they put them in a fleece one piece jumper, I
mean still that. I'm just saying it again. It might
work for some people. I mean people freezing to death
in Britain and we don't know about.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It, and we've all gone in into into your own bedroom.
Whatever's the little cold and you set you look?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Well, they tell me there's research here that says, uh
that you really don't begin to sleep until your body
temperature warms up.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
How long does that take? I mean, here's another thing
that depends how active. Yeah, to me.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I mean, I'm already freaked out, hope us about what's
been going on in that bed.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I don't want to get in to me. It's just
like that somebody says.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
You know when you go to public restroom, as soon
as you sit down, you realize, awesome, I just got up,
you know, yeah, feeling is that the.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Next thing we have? Seat warmer? I don't, I don't.
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
All you need to go back there and send the
sleep warming. You know, what do you say the fleece person.
You wouldn't MiNet on that total lit life where you leave,
would you. I mean, because that's why I like them,
Nass and cold boy, I'll.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Wake you up in the middle.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
I'm thinking of people in my mind right now that
are having a hard time hanging on to a job.
I bet they could do this, put on a flee
suit and get into bed warm before you roll around?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Have you hearing that? Surely you go this one.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
But you know what I mean, I'm already weirded out
about what's all been going only.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I mean, why don't they just Alicia a dog or something.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I would say, Greg's got the worst one I've ever
heard with the guy of pulled back its covers and
there was a half cheeseburger. Yeah heard.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I'm already worried about bed bugs when I go.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
You know, yeah, you think they won't cut a corner.
I mean what gets me about hotels home? They give
you a whole speech now about being green with the towels.
You think they ain't being green with them sheets.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
If they worried about the towels, you think they ain't
cutting back on them sheets. Don't be green with any
of it, watch it. You know what I tell them
down front? I want I want toles.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Keep them coming. Last time I checked, there's no such
thing as man made global warming.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Keep it coming.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
And I don't mean to be bad here, but you know,
because that's not gonna be the most glamorous job.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
And you imagine the people's gonna apply for it. Some
old good and bumping in there, laying around your bed,
warming it up. Yeah yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
You're gonna have this hollidays, something good and bumping. He's
got boh, he's bumping like a bass drum.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
You can hear it. He's still warm. He's still warm.
From two o four across the hall, Yeah, Yeah, he's
been warm in beds, he's all lathered up. Yeah yeah, here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
You got the hearing it over little heads, greasy. You
run into had him a drink before he came in.
You run into him in the hall and he's like, well,
I got good news, your bed ready room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Let me go get anothering. I just think when they
opened that job up, the employees they're probably not get
and the second floor is all warm and ready to
roll tack. Have y'all ever heard of an Have y'all
ever heard of meybock here of their own sheets to
a bedroom? Yeah, I just got to I can't go

(01:00:54):
that far without his chance. You know, I can't go
that far with it. I'm bothered by if you if
you're carry all of that, you should just get your camper,
shouldn't you rolling? Yeah, but I'm an I sleeping in camps.
You know, I'm very quirked. You're against the camper. But
you want a bed warmer? No, I don't want a
bed warm I just chance it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I try to stay at hotels where I feel like
my odds are pretty good. They ain't great, but they're
good enough.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Have you ever gone in and you thought Wow, this
is not what it means. Absolutely, yes, you don't take
your socks off. That's a weird feeling. I don't like
it at all. I don't move me back.

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