June 13, 2026 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba Buba to the great state of
in New York.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Cheek to waga. We're gonna let Rick s it's my voice?
Is Ailien?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I thought, would let Speedy read this one? Really? Yeah? Okay,
let's Speedy, go ahead, up Speedy, sure, hey.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Please said they arrested a teenager who cost thousands of
dollars of damage in a Western New York homes hardwood
floor by break dancing Rick on it while wearing a
large diamond belt buckle.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
This, Paul Rick, I would do Bubba making a funny statement,
how funny this.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Voice is out?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, now I can still do that. Okay, Speedy, how
funny Bubba? Here, you don't even have to say word
how funny?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So, But anyway, first of all, let's start there. We've
got a guy who came into this man's house right
and undally damaged it to the tune of thousands of
dollars by breakdancing on it while wearing large diamond belt.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Book that's right now.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The sheriff said that the eighteen year old apparently was intoxicated.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
There we surprised. There's the bottom line.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
When he arrived at a house party held by the
victim's dollar in Elma.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I was up in New York, just east of Buffalo Art.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let's start. Let's stop there. Daddy went out of town
and daughter say, did you have a house party? By
the way, it's always amazing how teenagers think the house
belongs to them, probably because they've been acted.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's been treated that way, right, and they're having a
house party.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Daddy's gone and big belt buckle, wearing intoxicated eighteen year
old comes in and breakdance to the point that he
damaged the hardwood floor.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
This is maybe my favorite little sentence here. He said.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When the teen repeatedly tried to break dance, he gouged
the floor and caused about three thousand dollars worth the damage.
So basically, the kids getting after it he is not.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm like he was that the great centipede.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't know. Here's the problem. Yeah, I've got
a technical wich.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
By the way, I was the king of wouldn't wouldn't
he be on backwards? Would he be on his back
spinning if he was? Oh no, they spin and come
back around.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I can't do it, you know how Sometimes people will
will misuse like like that.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He probably thought it was called breakdanc.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But to me, if that belt book buckle is just
tearing up the hardwood, that's worm gotta How.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
About the sheriff sent a deputy to the teen's house
Sunday night, okay, in in the around Buffalo and arrest
of the kid. He faces a felony criminal mischief charge
and misdemeanor trespassing charge. He's been jail pending arrange.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, now now now, now, now we gotta let's let's
let's check it. How in the world?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So the daughter, it says the victim was on vacation
at the time. He goes on vacation, his daughter throws
a house party at her parents home.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Isn't there a song about that? Yeah? I'm sure I
think there was a movie. How do you then?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is the daughter saying, hey, big belt buckle wouldn't invited
and he wouldn't go away, and how do you how
do you get put in jail for for excessive break
dancing at a house party. That I mean they would
have to get There has to be something in the story. Hey,
he wouldn't invited.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Right, Rick.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I think if you go when you just start tearing
up something at somebody's house and doing financial damage, it
doesn't matter if you're.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Invited or not. Well, they said trespassing. Well in that case,
he was not invited by the owner of the house. Well, yeah,
nor were any of them. Well again, how many the
show It sounds like, here's here's the part that you
remember the movie Team Wolf Get out of Hand.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Here's the part of the story that would be missing
if if it was our parents. When police arrived, mister
and missus Bird just had taken the belt buckle off
the victim, beating him and their children with it. Yeah right, yeah,
I mean my mom would have taken that belt. And
see here is it in here that Elma's in trouble, because,
by the way, yes, this guy's an idiot, But let
(04:04):
me tell you whose fault it is that this idiot's
in that house tearing up the hardwood floor.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Your daughter's the proces. Yeah, she's got a little house part.
She opened that door again on end. Look, we know people.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Who do that dance and can do it and uh
but but if you've got a giant belt buck along,
would it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hurt you to do that too? Would have to be
gauging you.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Bubby, you missed the part of eighteen year old was
apparently intoxicated.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean you can do all kinds of You're
almost bulletproof. The next day he had a big bruise
all in his gut from it. Ye right, yeah, I
wonder what did that act?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You're walking in he's dancing. Please there you go. Hey, look,
I'm somebody's talked to him. The wood coming up.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Off you watch the back off that I've heard of
cutting a rug but not making one.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Said, hey, you're not doing the center fee, you're doing the.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I thought he's doing the ditch digger.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Back off of me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's if you can take a belt buckle and you're
break dancing. Has torn up a hardwood floor to the
tune of three grand.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's a lot. I mean, he must have had a
pretty long run. He found he's spinning around.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Her chips are coming up every time Tim does that,
leaving the mark.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You know what, she don't care. She didn't care when
it was he was chipping.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It well again party? Yeah, yeah, you know this is
this is classic. We're jailing this person. But where's the daughter?
Tell me she's in trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I need to know that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And here's the thing too, he says, right here, trusts.
I know we talked about but he was let in.
I mean right, I claiming he busted like y'all did.
Y'all were party crashers. You the two of you birdess.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Boys never broke broke dance though with a big belt.
That's but I'm just saying, y'all can relate. But what
I'm saying, yes.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But you could show up uninvited and kill a bird.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Rick did kill her a bird that was a complete acts.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hey guys, guys, how many of us, if surprised by
bird out of your peripheral vision, can keep yourself from
doing that?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You did your reflex put it to bed in their master's.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bedroom, looking at it solid too. Yeah you could hear it. Yeah,
it was a horrible sound. And then you know when
every time you hit a bird real hard, it's always
those down feathers that come. You know what I mean, yeah,
I didn't tuck mister Feathers in spider Man Hansen.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But you know, back when you were in high school,
how many times did somebody.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Go, oh, the birdess boys are here now. I did
hide mister mister Feathers under the cushion of the couch
and you can get me on now, right.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But I know miss made several appearances.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That I was not the one who had him soundly
tucked end of the master bedroll. When you put him
under the pillow on the couch and said let's go.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I didn't think anybody would find him that quill. I
told you you're not. And by the way, I was
very clear, we don't need to leave in a minute.
When need to live now right right now? Nobody would listen.
And the fish are floating in the hey. You ever
tried to round up cats and get them by the house.
It ain't that Yeah, Hamster drink, Greg, hamster drinking the
dope beverage out of that feeding.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Bottle wasn't funny. That's the wrong thing to do. Greg
was flirting in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, you ever tried to round up a bunch
of hounds and try to get them trying to get
them back into pin.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It ain't easy going around the boys.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm not telling you in a second, I mean now,
like right now, mister Feathers is gonna be on to
that film for a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Only worse than that, and that I've ever heard of,
really mean, out of dumb and dumber.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Kid, that was horrible, you know what, looking about looking
at looking looking back, we we would have been in
a lot less trouble and our trail would have been
a lot harder to follow if.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We just taking the bird with us, right, think about that.
I don't know why. I don't know why I didn't
think of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, and they just looked for the bird. Where did
the bird go? So ile away? I understand about. But
what what they're saying though, in the world of legal
legal they're saying, well, this party wasn't supposed to be
going on. The owner of the house, didn't I nobody right,
he might have had his kid. My goodness, I hope
Elman's in jail too.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Rick and Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You know one thing we talked about on this program,
and really it just continues to get worse with all
the way you can abbreviate things when text messaging or
emailing or whatever it may be. And of course in
our business and radio, it doesn't matter if you spell
something correct as long as you know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
So, you know, spelling.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
At one time I was a decent speller, but now
I'm clueless on how to spell. And then when you
get that far away from it, then you go back
and start trying to remember the rules of spelling, and
then it just I mean, I mean when you try
to come in there's and it's inconsistent, and there's you know,
you have people that are exceptions to the rule, which
(08:52):
means that's not a rule.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Then well that was my argument all along, and really
to me, by definition, if we're studying English and we're
studying the language, and you say rule, then you say
exception to the rule, then it's not a rule anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's an average. It's an average. And I had to
set that.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Out here in school, and I didn't get a lot
of you know, warm response from my English teachers on that.
But Rick in London story out today. A spelling mantra
that has been with us for generations has now been scrapped.
Good I before e except after c the British government
(09:32):
has ruled that rule is coming to an end. The
new British government guidelines that they have sent out to
teachers not to pass on the rule to students because
there are too many exceptions to the rule Rick as
we've argued, thus not making it a rule.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
All right, So what's the new thing.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
The Support for Spelling document which is being sent to
thousands of primary schools say the rule is not worth teaching.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
How good does that feeling?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
I got?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I've got about six teachers who I love dearly. I
need to make a phone call to that. That's right,
because it doesn't account for words like sufficient, veil and
the common word there as in it belongs to them.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
There, it's theirs, that's right. I'm sure what you were
talking about for a minute. Well, it's not the it's
the t h E. I R there.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Jack Bovel of the Spelling Society, which advocates simplified spelling,
Thank you Jack.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's right. Anybody named Jack would want simplified spelling. You
know why?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Because he does know, Jack said Saturday he agreed with
the decision, but supporters say that did he has value
because it's one of the few language rules that most
people can actually remember. But if it's not a rule,
why are you singing? I can memorize a whole lot
of things. If it's not true, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Well, you know, here a bizarre back.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
And Jill didn't actually go up the hill. It was
just a little ditty to say about getting water right
or something.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I mean, come on, yeah, Jack fell down and broke
his crown. Which was he doing with a crown on? Really?
But a king? But you know, you make a good point.
Jim Gap Band had another version of that. We'll let
it go right now. Are we changing the way words
a spell down?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Are we just are we just saying, okay, well you
just got to memorize our words or spell Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That's the bottom line.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Shouldn't we be doing that anyway? I mean that's but.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
There's no consistency there at all. Right, yeah, right, you
have to learn that word and see. To me, that's
a terrible way to do the language, right. I mean, really,
let's face it, English is a mess anyway compared to
to Greek and some of the other ones that actually
had some logic to it. I mean, it is really
it's like fruit basket turnover. I don't know why we
jumped on it. You know, there's too.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Many times in our language where somebody just has to say, well,
it just is yeah, Well what's the logic that what?
Just cause I said, yeah, it's silent letters? Yeah, silent letters?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Why do you have letters in a word that is
so you know how to say the word whoever?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I mean, yeah, how can anybody let silent letters stand?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
That's like, that's like I'm hidding at work today, right,
I may not be there, right, I mean to me,
how do you know if I'm there? I'm just hiding at.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Work, right? And you know what a waste? Yeah, well
that's a silent p really right, But then why should
it be here?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
You're taking up ink when I have to print it out. Sure,
you're taking up digits when I have to text it.
I mean really, so I let me think about it.
And really the textures are the ones that have got
on top of this, like the word are. I mean,
we have a letter called R.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Just use it? Why type all that other stuff out?
I got no issue with that R. I know, I
got I got no we do it with I.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
We did write a word up for I. We just said, well,
we got a letter called A. Let's put it out.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
There right right. You know to me, that's inconsistent.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Would you like to see the letter I be also
used for the thing you see out of.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
No, I'm all right with spelling it really something else?
Why what do you mean why?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, well that's the whole point you're talking about, just
getting twisted around in the ground, right, And this is
g J thing.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I mean, that's crazy for years. Yeah, it makes you
no sense.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
The giants jack giants jack giants? Girl, yeah, girl giants. Yeah,
thats no sense. I mean, really, giants should be spelled
with a J. Somebody, seriously, somebody should should be turned
over to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard over all that, you
know what I mean, that's what they ought to be
taking care of.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
A G can only be gu if we got a J.
If Jay handles the JA, then did you just be good?
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
And the sea in the k is overused? I mean
one or the other. We didn't need both of them.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You're got We've got got a. Let's just all we
need is one.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let's just get a and stay with it, kit and
you know, and then you got KT at KT. I
will go as far as to say, since we have
the kin, we have the K, and we have the
A S, the CEA is not even necessary. Have you
ever seen your kids when you're trying, there's no need
foreman spell it with an ass, see mint, spell it
(14:35):
with an ass. Sure, we don't need to see we
gotta cough over at K.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
How about the young kids though, that you're trying to
teach them and they look at you when when something
like that comes up, like what oh, I know.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I mean, I feel and they get aggravated and I
want to tell them, yeah, it's stupid, it is, but
we just got to learn.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I remember the first time, a little task gotta see
and and then Jack was running from the giant gaunt
and I said, no, that's giant.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He said, g yeah, yeah, got it. Yeah, And I'm like, good, good, good,
I know, so good giant he said.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But he said good good giant. But is gut And
I said yeah, but sometimes it's Jo. He said no,
it's Jay And I said stop just stop saying.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Look see if you can book this Jack Bouville guy
for the Spelling Society Advocate. Is his name Jack or
Gak it's actually Jack Bouville b o v I l.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Is itval Well?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
He can pronounce it how he wants to, but to
me it's vell v I it not vile if it
wasn't have an E on the end of it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And don't even me started on red reading red and all?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
What about all that goose and geese and moose and
all that stuff? You get all that tangled up? I'm like, now,
all along we've been told put s on it means
more than one, right, so we all to have mooses? Absolutely,
I think mooses sounds okay. What was rant in front
of the car? That was a herd of mooses right right?
And you know what it is, dear, you know what?
It was a bunch of moose, mooses, mooses, deers, gooses, gooses.
(16:16):
What left all that poop and the article of a
herd of gooses came through here? And you know what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Makes more sense?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
What's a geese that ought to be a totally different
animal to have geeses? Yes, I don't know, really, seriously, somebody,
I don't know what. I don't know if it was
a drinking game or how this somebody lost to bet
I don't know how we got this mess we're in,
and I want to help Jack Bovo fix it up,
work it out. Beauville, Well, I would like to get
(16:48):
I'd like to overhaul the English language and get rid
of snakes.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
That would be my goal.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And these same people that create these ridiculous exceptions and
all these different things, what will they tell you about parenting?
You got to learn it's lazy parenting to say because
I said so, you have to explain it, let the
kid know. And then on the other hand, you go,
why we got these stupid rules, Well, just because it is.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
And you know what really brings in to lot when
you when you start looking at the Bible and you
know the New Testament being in Greek most of it,
and you see how we have to just pile you know,
like three or four different things into one word because
we ain't got a word for it.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We got throw let's just cover it with that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, you without figure it out, you would think not
you would think the way we throw letters around in differently, well, you.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Think we'd have twenty words for love? I would just wander.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's amazing how we'll get so complex and deep in
one air and just be lazy as we've been in
oh to know it when it comes to our language.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Did you know that there's a group of Israelis that
love love eth well who rick everywhere?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, there's a group of Chinese. There's a group of Japanese.
You know, they were a group of Russians.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know, throughout history they were constantly demanding God give
them a king.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Maybe that's the tie in. I don't know, but the.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
So I look around to my family and I go,
all right, we're at a truck stop slash Elvis restaurant
in Israel.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
The paintings of Elvis cover the walls.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Pictures of Elvis cover the walls, Elvis music roars through.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now part of it is a truck stop.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
By the way, I'm looking at you, there's like a
gas station. So you're in a truck stoppy and uh.
And they've got them a statue of Elvis out there.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
And it info. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm not sure if this is exactly the one we're at,
but I think it is.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
So anyway, so we go, many giant statues of Elvis
are there.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I wouldn't think the would be many. So so we
sit down.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now, one of the things of course, anytime you go
to to a foreign land, you know, you kind of
want to pick up on some of the language and
learn how to say some things, you know what I mean.
And of course, when you realize you're in Israel and
the Jewish people are using, you know, a dead language
that was only supposed to be used for religious communicy,
and Hebrew has survived, which is incredible. And you know,
(19:02):
I'm trying to learn some of the Hebrew and it's
it's it's very difficult, you know, and and uh and
and I tried to learn some of the various Arabic
terms that were there, and and you got to be careful,
and you're talking about people that are not getting along
real well, you know which.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Way you go, right, right?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And and so I'm I'm I'm really doing well, and
I'm trying to do simple things like hello, and they're
trying to teach me how to order and say certain things.
And they even taught me how to pray, and you know,
and try to say in Hebrew. You know, I'm praying
in Jesus' name, I mean, And I'm trying to get
that ride. And you know, you're trying to learn the
the you know, with that, you know, in US coming
from the South, I'm like, I'm coughing up.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So it's not to that level. It's a slight, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And so I'm trying to learn all this and I'm
really locking in on knowing the language.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So so we go in there and uh and and
I'm I'm ordering a hamburger at Elvis restaurant in Israel,
and it has one part was just paintings of Elvis,
and that's the one that had the painting of Elvis
in the in the Middle Eastern Garb, which was just
I love something to see. And then they have him
painted in all these various movies, and you know, and
(20:07):
then there's pictures of him everywhere, and then there's records.
You're seeing it kind of an American diner look. And
then behind me they even have one that has Elvis
with angel wings that has the King has left the building.
And then I under it just as nineteen seventy seven.
And so I'm looking around and I mean, I'm just
having because I'm gone from one culture shock now being
(20:28):
pulled back into something I can't even I can't even
take in.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, you know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And and all of a sudden, I look over and
there's a drop ceiling on the other part of the diner,
you know, it's your typical drop ceiling. And I see
something fall from the drop ceiling onto a table. And
I look and it's a cat has fallen out of
the ceiling onto someone's table. And I'm like, and to me,
(20:53):
that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah, to me that
we are to all be talking about that, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And and it was so normal.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then I looked and I saw there was some
attempts to take that and Daly, cats fall out there
all the time, and and it fell out and for
some reason, you know how sometimes you do something we
can't explain. As it was running, you know, here I
am trying to be a local, I scream out El
gatto and uh, and all of.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
A sudden, my daughters, he says, that's Spanish, and we
just started. I mean, why are you scream in Spanish?
There's the cat you went with the first foreign lead,
you know. And they're looking at me.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like what is that? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I'm like, no, Rick, are you telling me you even
visit the world famous kitty on my table?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Is that it Elvis, So then I get the speech.
In Israel, we have an issue with feral cats. Thendally,
somebody brought in cats to try.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To deal with the rats.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And now the domestic cats have multiplied and they live
out in the wall and they are everywhere when I
well they can.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Be are they are?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
They skittish, They're a little skittish, but the boy, they'll
be everywhere. You know.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
When I first got there, I said, what y'all love
Ernest Hemingway here?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What is all this? And y'all like, is Elvis? And
is there an Ernest Hemingway location restaurant near here?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Too?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, you can keep the vibra population day. But here's
the difference in the cultures now in America. In America,
that would have shut everything down, people screaming, I want
my money back. Oh it's been a loss. The health
department down here. You know what they did? Shoot the cat?
They all got too out and then just went over
to the ceiling and got the tape and just taped
it back up, and then everybody went back to singing
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Elvisteam's I mean it was it was just like and
I looked, I see, guys, another cat, I see guys,
an animal just fell out of the ceiling at this
restaurant and everybody's it's not nobody.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is this a bad time? Is this a bad time
to ask you what you had to eat? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, of course I have. Of course I had. Well,
like I said, you know what, if I'm going to
dine on cat, let me just hit hit the restaurant
down the street from me, you know, back in America.
But but the I had, of course Elvis is Memphis,
Hamburg and uh and it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, it was. It was pretty good. What was it
made from?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Can I tell you this? Though I did.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I did see some cat, a lot of sheep, a
lot of sheep. But but let me say it's a
sheep burger. That well, easy, Greg. Their beef is not.
It doesn't have as.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Much fat as ours has. It's real, it's real. There's
falls apart, it's real lean. But it was. It was good.
I mean I had no issue with it. You you know,
but you'd like to see cat you're talking about. Let
me tell you this and I and yeah, I'll tell
you this. If it was El Gatto, it was El Goudo, Okay,
I mean it is dell Gotto.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I think that said yeah, yeah, But anyway, I think
you're making about de yeah you take and you camped
hiss hend Yeah. My my daughter is is almost fluent
in Spanish, so it owned her. She said, why did
you scream it out in Spanish? I said, I don't know.
I was trying to say it in their language. She said, well,
you just said in Spanish, you know.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
And You've got too many languages running around that head.
And I can speak about two words of about twenty languages,
but communicate. But anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I know a lot of you out there feel guilty
about your carbon footprint.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
There is a scam artist ready to take that guilt
away from you, a little something called carbon credits.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Rick.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
This this has to be and we'll go down in history.
It's one of the biggest scammaramas of all time.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
This makes the Snake All Salesman and the Traveling Show
look like a warm up act.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And I want you to if anyone within the sound
of this voice, and I only wish I was live
on XM right now because I would have a better
shout of ask you getting a call right, okay, But
I want to tell you this, and if you're hearing
it on XM this, email email me.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I'd like to get an email from you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'd like for you to contact me in some way,
shape or form if you are really concerned about your
carbon footprint and you have or are willing to purchase
a carbon credit. I got at the airport anywhere, and look,
I guess it's about airport today. But if you've ever
done it already, or you really think you should, I
gotta talk to you, Okay, I have to.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I have to. It's almost like seeing Bigfoot. I mean,
I gotta. I want to know if that's read anybody.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
And Rick I've pointed out and we talked about before
on the show that this is going to lead to
green pirates, and I may start that.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I may, I may become a green pipe. I'm considering it. Also.
What I'm gonna do.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
I'm gonna find one of these spineless, mindless green people
and I'm gonna tell them I've got a sharp chainsaw
and I've got.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Several acres of trees.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
If they don't pay me, I'm going right now and
I'm gonna cut one down with a chainsaw. No no no
no no no no no no no no, pay me
and I'll cut it off.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
No no, no, no no no no. Oh, here's your money. Yeah,
how does it see? And then I'll go see you
next week? How does it stop? What if you lock
the blade and hit the trigger?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, during Halloween, I'm just going to tell the trigger
treaters to give me some green you know, green money,
and I'll donate it.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Right, So about that.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, let's listen to this one right now. This is
the latest in the green movement. You'll love this, and
of course in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Only only in San Francisco. With this tape. By the way,
Speedy's pulling up the website so we can do it ourselves.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
And we're going to calculate, Well, is there anything that
San Francisco cannot pervert anymore? I mean anything, anything they
cannot just absolutely take and twist it the wrong one?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
You could pick a topic.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Tell San Francisco, I bet you can't pervert this, they say,
I bet I can.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And uh.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Today, today at San Francisco's International Airport, that's s f
O for you travelers, we are launching the Climate Passport program.
There's a website. Believe it or not, we've got it
pulled out. I hate, I hate to mention to this.
That computer they're easy to look at. The website is
earning electricity and also causing carbon footprint. They will be
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allowing travelers to offset the impact of their air travel
through an airport kiosk at This will be the world's
first airport Kiosk, giving people the opportunity to calculate the
environmental impact of their flights and purchase carbon offsets or
carbon credits to address that impact before they even leave
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the airport. You can feel guilty on the spot, rick
and pay it off.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Let me see you love this.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I love this concept too. This is something we've seen
in our country for a long time. If you have
a problem with something, then you feel your conscious spot
right and I feel guilty. You can do one of
two things. You can either change your behavior so you
don't feel guilty again, or pay your way out of it.
(27:55):
And this is just the perfect for me. If you
really think that your airplanets so destructive to the environment,
you need to right now.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
You need to you need to do this. Stay at
the house, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Look, they can't even don't travel look, please read that
paragraph where does your money go? Will you please click
on that speedy where does your money go?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You see it? You can help the lort. You have
to read it. I can't see it. All right, where's
it going? It goes to the uh It's river forest,
Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
All right, there's going to the California's California's north coast,
to the Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Oh, here it is, here, it is, I got it.
It says where does the money go? The city has
conducted extensive research. Now Gosh knows the city. Gosh knows
the city.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Has enough time and money to conduct.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Extensive research city workers on each project supported by the
program to ensure that all carbon offsets are sourced from
a specific project that results in real, quantifiable, permanent greenhouse
gas emission reductions.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What in the world?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Now, Keep in mind, all of this is theoretical science
in their calculations anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
But let me say, what do they physically the money?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
If I remember writing carbon carbon credits, and when I
say this, some of you saying, Rick, now you're really
taking your comedic liscense and running with it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
This is how I understand it. It's like they're trying it. Basically,
they're trying to save the trees.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
If I'm guilt, if I feel guilty about my flight,
I calculate my flight. It gives me a figure, which,
by the way, where the world's just figure come from,
and it says you owe this much money?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Done what for that flight?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
And then they go plant trees to offset what I
just damaged? Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Is that right? Let's listen.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
If they want to ground airplanes, they have a legitimate,
at least intellectually honest argument from their flawed logic. Okay,
I understand that ground all airplanes, ground private jets.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
By the way, that's you know, even worse. Good luck
trying to get to VH one divas.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
But still, well that's the point ground it that get this.
The offsets for climate change passport customers based carbon Firm
three degrees are currently sourced from the Garcia River Forest,
a conservation based forest management project located in uh Some, California.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Is that named after Jerry Garcia by the way, don't
know or Jeff Quarterback. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Listen to this project. It's formerly a heavily cut forest.
This project is helping bring back redwood and Douglas fir
trees to the Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
As a result, huge.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Amounts of carbon dioxide are absorbed and stored, and native
habitats are restored and protected. I've actually got an audio
here we can play in from. But now I get
to let me tell you what this means. Let me
let me give you code name for what this means.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
The Garcia River.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Valley in a very few years will have so much
undergrowth and brush in it that there will be a
lightning strike and it will burn that sucker to the ground, every.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Square inch of it. And all that money you paid
just and all.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
That money you paid went up and smoke, not to
mention the carbon footprint from the wildfire.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Here's the here's one of there's spots.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
People.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I want tomor.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Beyond group.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Three and tell them that we love and that we
don't want not to die, that were are some people
here who do care.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Well.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I want them to know. And I'm gonna call the
Garcia River Forest Project. Another group here is called dog
Pa at Biotle Fuel. I'm not I wish I was
making this up. Okay, I'm gonna call them and I'm
gonna tell them I'm holding a pine.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Tree hostage today, and that baby is going down if
my check ain't in the mail and I want.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
It FedEx to a private secret po box, let's call them.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm going to that airport. I'm standing by that kiosk,
and I'm cussing everybody that.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
I'm not I'm gonna slap them.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I am say you can find the new climate passport
Kiosk post security on both sides of the international terminal
and in Terminal three.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It'd be like me, you know, like Gorilla's in the
mist when Jane Goodall went and lived among the gorillas.
I want to go hang around that kiosk and just
watch and just go, man.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Look that this is really who's doing it?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
How much do let's a payment let's stay in a hostage, idiot,
payment do you have to make?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Let's say you were gonna travel six hundred miles's short
flight two hours. Okay, you owe three dollars and forty
four cents. Okay, let's say you're going to travel bab bah.
They came up with three dollars and forty four cents.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
That's what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, somebody, Let's say let's say they're going to travel
two thousand miles a four hour trip.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
You at eleven dollars and forty four cents.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
If I owe money when I travel, will they pay
me to stay at home?
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Mean?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Ah, we pay farmers not to plant, pay me not
to fly subsidies.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Rick and Bubba gravels Pirates, Rick and Bubba Green Pirates. Rick,
would you be somebody going up to the kias? I
don't think we could. I'm gonna be honest with you. Hello,
welcome to the Climate Passports.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Yes, you know, I just I just flew in from
the East coast to the West coast and I feel
guilty if you really as I was flying over and
I began to cry the number of trees I was
damaging and my carbon footprint was something that became a
weight on my conscience.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
For eleven dollars and forty four cents. I don't forget
about this. I don't know Mike Tyson was flying today.
Speaker 7 (33:59):
He was.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
It was Mike.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
You know, you know I got into one of the
one of the greeners over there in that you did.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, do we have any in our audience?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't want to hear from people to agree with right.
I don't want to hear from anbody that agrees with
somebody that really think this.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I want to have phone calls from people who actually
think this is real and they either have purchase of
carbon credit or will or would. I must talk to
them if there's even one when we come back.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I've tried to lead the charge on a number of things.
I've been successful with some, unsuccessful with others. You know,
things like, you know, trying to get people not to
use the term could care less and do it get
it right, it's couldn't care less. And you remember I
completely shut down the phrase what you know good? I
mean I led the charge on that.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I've often tried to teach people how to behave in
a public restroom or even at home, that there's nothing
that drives me more Baddy for me to finally have
to take care of nature's businesiness. You know, Dad and
and husband finally has that that moment to themselves, and
everybody starts talking to you, Hey, hey, let me where
is that? And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, I'm on
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the toilet. I'm not caring on any conversation reading on
the toilet. I mean, just give me a minute, Greg
got all that reading. I don't know about that. I
like to just sit and think, yeah you and your
thought yeah yeah, is that where that new picture came from?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But anyway, so, uh.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
And then the worst of the worst is when you
have to deal with a public restaurant and these people
that carry on conversations stall to stall. Hey, man braves
off to a tough starting. Yeah, and you're just like,
what are you doing to that?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
How about this?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You know, people talking out there and to carry on
conversation right outside the stall. Hey, we're in here to
get take care of business and get out talk outside.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
We don't care on conversation any beautiful other day.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Well, how about this, there's a there's a Japan has
invented under right, Japan has it. George has invented palm
size audio masters. And this means that when you go
to use the restroom, a lot of people are embarrassed
by any noise coming in or any more any noise
it might be going out, and we've all run the
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bathroom water.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Try to do that flush and see if you can
take down by.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
The noise.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Or cough. And uh.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So you know in this in a small house. You know,
we we've all had and and what it is is
this this this little invention you it's about the size
of all looks like a little.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Wireless over there. What do you do? Are you paperless
over there? I'm reading, I'm reading, I'm reading. It makes
the sound of a flushing toilet.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, it makes that sound of a flushing toilet, because
a lot of times you'll misjudge, you'll flush the toilet.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
You can't make it happen all a sudden, the toilet
is starting to That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
It here.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
This is the sound effect. That's it. And that when
somebody's going, hey, what do you think the braves are
the new ship?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You can just can't hear you, right, I can't stam
somebody try to dress me when I got to go
to the camp, talk to play, jiggle handle on you hat.
But I'll tell you this, dude, And they get outside
to all locked down. You know, it's rare that I
could even go to the public restaurant.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, if I ever go in, there's somebody in there.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
If I see, if I see, I'll turn around to leave.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Matter of fact, you ever identified shoes and heard what
was going on song later in the store went black.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah you know I haven't done that. Yeah I have.
You had your old black shoes. It was just in there,
you black shoes. You wrecked the joint. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I had a guy come by absolutely in the restaurant.
You know when I tell you that guy at the restaurant,
I tell that guy at the restaurant, and I think
we're both clear. Don't need to finish that plate. Whatever
you ordered today was a mistake, my friend. They make
a note of it. Yeah, I about it right, not
to self, No to number four. He didn't treat you
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right right. Uh, you know Sherry's had met with you,
has no idea how your stomach field. I've actually got
up and left before and returned real fast, and my
wife's like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
And I said I wouldn't get a situation. I didn't like
the environment, nothing to read.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I got spooked, but then got to me out of
the green field, so they moved.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, there's nothing worse to Somebody came and say, hey,
I wan't tell you something, man, I and you're standing
there waiting on the stall. Hey, man, how's O Bubba doing?
I'm like, oh, no, we're good. I'm just I'm just
in here. I'm just in here to wash my hands again.
I'm just looking around.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, that's when you hit the sound effect. Yes, when
I like, I'd like to have this, you want one?
I would like to a train whistle or something. Please
be a jap.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
By the way, did you know yesterday at the dinner
table somehow I had a family request. I had to
be Asian man at the table, and and.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
It owned the phone. I just went, so, has baba
go in? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I do my business.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I didn't get that out, So, you know, I mean, all,
you know what, maybe we should come up with our
own Okay. I was thinking about this, right, here's a
good idea. Right, So this is I don't you know
you can put any sound effect? I saying, what if
we put out the rick and bubba? I know we've
been trying to come up with some kind of you know,
application of rick and bubba app? What what if you
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what if you wanted to to like somebody kept trying
to talk to you in the public restroom and you
had your Rick and Bubba app? Okay, somebody's hey, man,
when you're talking about the ball game last night?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
How funny? And his answer?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, what do you think about the other one?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
That's right? Rick in our app will be good? But
will that solve your problem?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
You see that movie How funny? Shouldn't you have one
on the politician has a siren, a siren that goes
off and it says fire alarm and then may be
a body will leave.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
That's a good Yeah, yeah, that's a good one too.
Or you could have that noise that the National Weather
Service does. Wow, God, that's horrible. You just set off
some computer.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But horrible. Yeah, great, did have a nice digit time
or something? I don't have to No, that's encoded. You're
you're hearing the digital.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
So that makes me what about this one? This will
make your boy question rather get hit by. This will
make everybody question what's on the menu. Somebody trying to
talk to you and you pull out this sound effect?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Something going on in there? Start away from number four.
Matter of fact, I think I made that noise.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Look what if somebody asked you what you thought about
Haiti while you're in they have this?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
If somebody tried to talk to you about you know,
the politic of the day and they try to ask
you about Hey, you get him with this.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I am sick of hearing about hating good one.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
What if they said I heard it John tessh dated Oprah.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
See there's this one, this, this one that would I
think would pretty much clear the restroom.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
How about this one?
Speaker 11 (41:21):
Yeah, stop, I'm actually heard that coming out of tilet
that's real, I think, are or how about this one?
If you thought, if you want the person leave you alone.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Come after me.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I'm a man, I'm forty. I'm gonna tell you. In
some restrooms at rest stops, I could get you locked out. Yeah,
Sea bashs may come in there.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
After me.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I'm a man, I'm forty.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Jason, we always love to talk to folks who who
get to do live concerts and live events for a
living because that live element, baby, I mean, it just
always spots. You just don't know what what's out there? Yeah, no, no, Joe,
what's your number one concert story?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Well, it happened just recently.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
It's new.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, it's it's pretty new.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
We had just we just put the CD out and
and actually a couple had had it, uh that was there,
had ordered it pre ordered it at a concert.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
It was.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
It was one of the first times we had came
out and sang some of the new songs. Well, anyways,
they had requested a song that we did day star
on the project.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
And we was in South Carolina, wasn't we David South Carolina?
Speaker 7 (42:44):
And I won't tell the place, but anyways, uh, we
said a little meeting. They'd had me come in and
speak and sing. Well, they requested the song, and so
we start singing it and we get into the chorus,
you know, and and it says, lead me, lord, I
follow anywhere. You open up the door, Show me what
I've never seen before. Now that's the lines. Okay, that's
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what it should be. Yeah, that's that. Yeah, that's the lines. Well,
you know, and people are feeling it, and you know,
it's just it's really kind of moving in there. So
lady stands up, she raises her hands, and as she
raises her hands, the line show me what I've never
seen before it comes across. The next thing, you know,
her skirt falls down around her ankles. And it wouldn't
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be good if she was sitting like on the third row.
She is sitting right on the front, right in front
of us, and you can tell it. It was for sure
an accident. Now I'm talking about I'm talking about what.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Do you do right? Well, you know what change the lyrics?
I'll tell you that right there on the fly. What
did she do? How? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Because it was like it you know, how that happens.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
It's like, yeah, I wish I was to hear the
surely this was the slow motion.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Yeah, and uh and you know, you just you just
kind of turned go because we got the greatest guys
in the world and we have a blast on the
road and I'm trying to hold it together. So immediately
what I do if if I need to keep straight,
you know, I'll just pinch my leg or pinch my
so I put my hand in my pocket, and man,
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I'm just I'm just drawing blood, you know. And I said,
if I hear one bad note.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Behind me right.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Now, you depend on the band to hold what the
guy they don't need. If they break down, it's over.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
They don't and then I feel bad for the woman
because you know, you know, hortifying. Yeah, it was, you know,
it was just one of those things. I promise you.
She wished she'd have wore a slip that day.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That was That was my next question?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Hello, go on, God please?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
And what was what was the lyric again?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
You know, show me what I've never seen before? It
was just too right.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I mean it was too wrong.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
But well, look Satan don't never stop. Yeah, he don't
ever stop. Do you think he an jerk? Had dressed down?
He knew the spirit was moving.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Twenty four to seven. I felt so sorry for sure,
God love her wherever she is.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
And hearing this right now, I felt sorry for Jason
right and really nobody other than the people on stage
probably saw.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Her all wrong.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Now the band, did y'all say wrong? Wrong? Mother was
trying to make it so much better. I can't take
it either, but.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
We wanted to make her feel like that nothing happened.
So what was what the deal was is? I knew
if I would like the next song, would sing some
lines and kind of look at her with a serious face,
you know, and make her think feel comfortable again?
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Saw that nobody?
Speaker 3 (46:08):
But what if you get tickled?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
I'd have had I promise there was like a thirty
second window if anything.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Would have had right and blowed their nose or sneeze get.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Over with right. Let me let me. You need to
think that's when God moved right. You need to.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Think the Lord that bubb and I were not there
because I'm gonna tell you this. I'm that guy that
can keep a straight face. But I would have made
eye contact with you and give you one of these. Yeah,
and I would have buckled you because I take pride
in being able to do that.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
I would have took my shirt off joined right, show
me what I'm not.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I would have gotten the mic said look, everybody, let's
let's don't make her feel bad.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
It was.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
It was so because it was slow motion. You were
trying to save it. You really don't know how it
was resolved, Like did she jerk it back up?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I don't know. You know, I know you looked at it.
I understand, I get it, but I mean that's driving
me crazy on how that was.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I guess she did. I guess she. I guess I
mean it got it.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
You know the spirit time I saw her skirt was up,
so I guess she couldn't pull it up.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Was her face red?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I think did you ever bring it? I mean, you
couldn't acknowledge it. She didn't raise her hands again.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
I mean, you didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
It was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Somebody said. It traumatizeder so bad. She's now Presbyterian.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Have you heard about this? I mean, I mean, I mean,
no more raising your hands.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
I just I just felt so bad, boy, I really did.
I was so sad. But it was funny.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, and right, well, you know what, God has a
sense of him. Are you think you need laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
I promise he did. Now, when we got out to
the bus, it was over with.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Hi, did it get brought up in you? Couldn't you
get to the second step of the bus.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
They asked me, They said, did you see that?
Speaker 7 (48:09):
I said no. The question is did you see what
I saw? And then the other wood said yeah, I
saw it, and so and then I knew. I knew
because I wanted to see because I turned around and
Justin's over on the keys and.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
He's going, can you can't make you can't you can't
make contact?
Speaker 4 (48:30):
And I look over the head No, and I said,
they know, they know.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
They I only could look at them in the second
I mean two songs afterwards.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
But do y'all do Day Star anymore of your movie
from the set list?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
It was just I mean, it was like the timing
was just Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Beat those lyrics for that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Can you get it out of your mind when you
do the song now, because I'm gonna make.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Sure you in but no, no, I can. But it's
something that I remember for a long time for sure.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah. But look, you got through it.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
We got through it.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Satan didn't have any victory in that he tried, don't
you know, Satany.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Hey, it's speedy and this is Ricking Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's
greatest hits, Ricking
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Bubba, Ricking Bubba,
Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
splashing back through thirty one years of radio gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest tits.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba Buba to the great state of
in New York.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Cheek to waga. We're gonna let Rick s it's my voice?
Is Ailien?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I thought, would let Speedy read this one? Really? Yeah? Okay,
let's Speedy, go ahead, up Speedy, sure, hey.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Please said they arrested a teenager who cost thousands of
dollars of damage in a Western New York homes hardwood
floor by break dancing Rick on it while wearing a
large diamond belt buckle.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
This, Paul Rick, I would do Bubba making a funny statement,
how funny this.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Voice is out?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, now I can still do that. Okay, Speedy, how
funny Bubba? Here, you don't even have to say word
how funny?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
There?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So, But anyway, first of all, let's start there. We've
got a guy who came into this man's house right
and undally damaged it to the tune of thousands of
dollars by breakdancing on it while wearing large diamond belt.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Book that's right now.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The sheriff said that the eighteen year old apparently was intoxicated.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
There we surprised. There's the bottom line.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
When he arrived at a house party held by the
victim's dollar in Elma.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I was up in New York, just east of Buffalo Art.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let's start. Let's stop there. Daddy went out of town
and daughter say, did you have a house party? By
the way, it's always amazing how teenagers think the house
belongs to them, probably because they've been acted.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's been treated that way, right, and they're having a
house party.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Daddy's gone and big belt buckle, wearing intoxicated eighteen year
old comes in and breakdance to the point that he
damaged the hardwood floor.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
This is maybe my favorite little sentence here. He said.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When the teen repeatedly tried to break dance, he gouged
the floor and caused about three thousand dollars worth the damage.
So basically, the kids getting after it he is not.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm like he was that the great centipede.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't know. Here's the problem. Yeah, I've got
a technical wich.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
By the way, I was the king of wouldn't wouldn't
he be on backwards? Would he be on his back
spinning if he was? Oh no, they spin and come
back around.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I can't do it, you know how Sometimes people will
will misuse like like that.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He probably thought it was called breakdanc.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But to me, if that belt book buckle is just
tearing up the hardwood, that's worm gotta How.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
About the sheriff sent a deputy to the teen's house
Sunday night, okay, in in the around Buffalo and arrest
of the kid. He faces a felony criminal mischief charge
and misdemeanor trespassing charge. He's been jail pending arrange.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, now now now, now, now we gotta let's let's
let's check it. How in the world?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So the daughter, it says the victim was on vacation
at the time. He goes on vacation, his daughter throws
a house party at her parents home.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Isn't there a song about that? Yeah? I'm sure I
think there was a movie. How do you then?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is the daughter saying, hey, big belt buckle wouldn't invited
and he wouldn't go away, and how do you how
do you get put in jail for for excessive break
dancing at a house party. That I mean they would
have to get There has to be something in the story. Hey,
he wouldn't invited.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Right, Rick.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I think if you go when you just start tearing
up something at somebody's house and doing financial damage, it
doesn't matter if you're.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Invited or not. Well, they said trespassing. Well in that case,
he was not invited by the owner of the house. Well, yeah,
nor were any of them. Well again, how many the
show It sounds like, here's here's the part that you
remember the movie Team Wolf Get out of Hand.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Here's the part of the story that would be missing
if if it was our parents. When police arrived, mister
and missus Bird just had taken the belt buckle off
the victim, beating him and their children with it. Yeah right, yeah,
I mean my mom would have taken that belt. And
see here is it in here that Elma's in trouble, because,
by the way, yes, this guy's an idiot, But let
(04:04):
me tell you whose fault it is that this idiot's
in that house tearing up the hardwood floor.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Your daughter's the proces. Yeah, she's got a little house part.
She opened that door again on end. Look, we know people.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Who do that dance and can do it and uh
but but if you've got a giant belt buck along,
would it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hurt you to do that too? Would have to be
gauging you.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Bubby, you missed the part of eighteen year old was
apparently intoxicated.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I guess so.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean you can do all kinds of You're
almost bulletproof. The next day he had a big bruise
all in his gut from it. Ye right, yeah, I
wonder what did that act?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You're walking in he's dancing. Please there you go. Hey, look,
I'm somebody's talked to him. The wood coming up.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Off you watch the back off that I've heard of
cutting a rug but not making one.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Said, hey, you're not doing the center fee, you're doing the.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I thought he's doing the ditch digger.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Back off of me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's if you can take a belt buckle and you're
break dancing. Has torn up a hardwood floor to the
tune of three grand.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's a lot. I mean, he must have had a
pretty long run. He found he's spinning around.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Her chips are coming up every time Tim does that,
leaving the mark.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You know what, she don't care. She didn't care when
it was he was chipping.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It well again party? Yeah, yeah, you know this is
this is classic. We're jailing this person. But where's the daughter?
Tell me she's in trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I need to know that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And here's the thing too, he says, right here, trusts.
I know we talked about but he was let in.
I mean right, I claiming he busted like y'all did.
Y'all were party crashers. You the two of you birdess.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Boys never broke broke dance though with a big belt.
That's but I'm just saying, y'all can relate. But what
I'm saying, yes.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But you could show up uninvited and kill a bird.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Rick did kill her a bird that was a complete acts.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Hey guys, guys, how many of us, if surprised by
bird out of your peripheral vision, can keep yourself from
doing that?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You did your reflex put it to bed in their master's.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bedroom, looking at it solid too. Yeah you could hear it. Yeah,
it was a horrible sound. And then you know when
every time you hit a bird real hard, it's always
those down feathers that come. You know what I mean, yeah,
I didn't tuck mister Feathers in spider Man Hansen.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
But you know, back when you were in high school,
how many times did somebody.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Go, oh, the birdess boys are here now. I did
hide mister mister Feathers under the cushion of the couch
and you can get me on now, right.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But I know miss made several appearances.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That I was not the one who had him soundly
tucked end of the master bedroll. When you put him
under the pillow on the couch and said let's go.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I didn't think anybody would find him that quill. I
told you you're not. And by the way, I was
very clear, we don't need to leave in a minute.
When need to live now right right now? Nobody would listen.
And the fish are floating in the hey. You ever
tried to round up cats and get them by the house.
It ain't that Yeah, Hamster drink, Greg, hamster drinking the
dope beverage out of that feeding.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Bottle wasn't funny. That's the wrong thing to do. Greg
was flirting in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, you ever tried to round up a bunch
of hounds and try to get them trying to get
them back into pin.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It ain't easy going around the boys.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm not telling you in a second, I mean now,
like right now, mister Feathers is gonna be on to
that film for a few minutes.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Only worse than that, and that I've ever heard of,
really mean, out of dumb and dumber.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Kid, that was horrible, you know what, looking about looking
at looking looking back, we we would have been in
a lot less trouble and our trail would have been
a lot harder to follow if.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We just taking the bird with us, right, think about that.
I don't know why. I don't know why I didn't
think of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, and they just looked for the bird. Where did
the bird go? So ile away? I understand about. But
what what they're saying though, in the world of legal
legal they're saying, well, this party wasn't supposed to be
going on. The owner of the house, didn't I nobody right,
he might have had his kid. My goodness, I hope
Elman's in jail too.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Rick and Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You know one thing we talked about on this program,
and really it just continues to get worse with all
the way you can abbreviate things when text messaging or
emailing or whatever it may be. And of course in
our business and radio, it doesn't matter if you spell
something correct as long as you know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
So, you know, spelling.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
At one time I was a decent speller, but now
I'm clueless on how to spell. And then when you
get that far away from it, then you go back
and start trying to remember the rules of spelling, and
then it just I mean, I mean when you try
to come in there's and it's inconsistent, and there's you know,
you have people that are exceptions to the rule, which
(08:52):
means that's not a rule.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Then well that was my argument all along, and really
to me, by definition, if we're studying English and we're
studying the language, and you say rule, then you say
exception to the rule, then it's not a rule anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's an average. It's an average. And I had to
set that.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Out here in school, and I didn't get a lot
of you know, warm response from my English teachers on that.
But Rick in London story out today. A spelling mantra
that has been with us for generations has now been scrapped.
Good I before e except after c the British government
(09:32):
has ruled that rule is coming to an end. The
new British government guidelines that they have sent out to
teachers not to pass on the rule to students because
there are too many exceptions to the rule Rick as
we've argued, thus not making it a rule.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
All right, So what's the new thing.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
The Support for Spelling document which is being sent to
thousands of primary schools say the rule is not worth teaching.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
How good does that feeling?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
I got?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I've got about six teachers who I love dearly. I
need to make a phone call to that. That's right,
because it doesn't account for words like sufficient, veil and
the common word there as in it belongs to them.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
There, it's theirs, that's right. I'm sure what you were
talking about for a minute. Well, it's not the it's
the t h E. I R there.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Jack Bovel of the Spelling Society, which advocates simplified spelling,
Thank you Jack.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's right. Anybody named Jack would want simplified spelling. You
know why?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Because he does know, Jack said Saturday he agreed with
the decision, but supporters say that did he has value
because it's one of the few language rules that most
people can actually remember. But if it's not a rule,
why are you singing? I can memorize a whole lot
of things. If it's not true, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Well, you know, here a bizarre back.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
And Jill didn't actually go up the hill. It was
just a little ditty to say about getting water right
or something.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I mean, come on, yeah, Jack fell down and broke
his crown. Which was he doing with a crown on? Really?
But a king? But you know, you make a good point.
Jim Gap Band had another version of that. We'll let
it go right now. Are we changing the way words
a spell down?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Are we just are we just saying, okay, well you
just got to memorize our words or spell Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That's the bottom line.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Shouldn't we be doing that anyway? I mean that's but.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
There's no consistency there at all. Right, yeah, right, you
have to learn that word and see. To me, that's
a terrible way to do the language, right. I mean, really,
let's face it, English is a mess anyway compared to
to Greek and some of the other ones that actually
had some logic to it. I mean, it is really
it's like fruit basket turnover. I don't know why we
jumped on it. You know, there's too.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Many times in our language where somebody just has to say, well,
it just is yeah, Well what's the logic that what?
Just cause I said, yeah, it's silent letters? Yeah, silent letters?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Why do you have letters in a word that is
so you know how to say the word whoever?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I mean, yeah, how can anybody let silent letters stand?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
That's like, that's like I'm hidding at work today, right,
I may not be there, right, I mean to me,
how do you know if I'm there? I'm just hiding at.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Work, right? And you know what a waste? Yeah, well
that's a silent p really right, But then why should
it be here?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
You're taking up ink when I have to print it out. Sure,
you're taking up digits when I have to text it.
I mean really, so I let me think about it.
And really the textures are the ones that have got
on top of this, like the word are. I mean,
we have a letter called R.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Just use it? Why type all that other stuff out?
I got no issue with that R. I know, I
got I got no we do it with I.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
We did write a word up for I. We just said, well,
we got a letter called A. Let's put it out.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
There right right. You know to me, that's inconsistent.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Would you like to see the letter I be also
used for the thing you see out of.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
No, I'm all right with spelling it really something else?
Why what do you mean why?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, well that's the whole point you're talking about, just
getting twisted around in the ground, right, And this is
g J thing.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I mean, that's crazy for years. Yeah, it makes you
no sense.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
The giants jack giants jack giants? Girl, yeah, girl giants. Yeah,
thats no sense. I mean, really, giants should be spelled
with a J. Somebody, seriously, somebody should should be turned
over to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard over all that, you
know what I mean, that's what they ought to be
taking care of.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
A G can only be gu if we got a J.
If Jay handles the JA, then did you just be good?
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
And the sea in the k is overused? I mean
one or the other. We didn't need both of them.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You're got We've got got a. Let's just all we
need is one.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Let's just get a and stay with it, kit and
you know, and then you got KT at KT. I
will go as far as to say, since we have
the kin, we have the K, and we have the
A S, the CEA is not even necessary. Have you
ever seen your kids when you're trying, there's no need
foreman spell it with an ass, see mint, spell it
(14:35):
with an ass. Sure, we don't need to see we
gotta cough over at K.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
How about the young kids though, that you're trying to
teach them and they look at you when when something
like that comes up, like what oh, I know.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I mean, I feel and they get aggravated and I
want to tell them, yeah, it's stupid, it is, but
we just got to learn.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I remember the first time, a little task gotta see
and and then Jack was running from the giant gaunt
and I said, no, that's giant.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He said, g yeah, yeah, got it. Yeah, And I'm like, good, good, good,
I know, so good giant he said.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But he said good good giant. But is gut And
I said yeah, but sometimes it's Jo. He said no,
it's Jay And I said stop just stop saying.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Look see if you can book this Jack Bouville guy
for the Spelling Society Advocate. Is his name Jack or
Gak it's actually Jack Bouville b o v I l.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Is itval Well?
Speaker 6 (15:34):
He can pronounce it how he wants to, but to
me it's vell v I it not vile if it
wasn't have an E on the end of it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And don't even me started on red reading red and all?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
What about all that goose and geese and moose and
all that stuff? You get all that tangled up? I'm like, now,
all along we've been told put s on it means
more than one, right, so we all to have mooses? Absolutely,
I think mooses sounds okay. What was rant in front
of the car? That was a herd of mooses right right?
And you know what it is, dear, you know what?
It was a bunch of moose, mooses, mooses, deers, gooses, gooses.
(16:16):
What left all that poop and the article of a
herd of gooses came through here? And you know what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Makes more sense?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
What's a geese that ought to be a totally different
animal to have geeses? Yes, I don't know, really, seriously, somebody,
I don't know what. I don't know if it was
a drinking game or how this somebody lost to bet
I don't know how we got this mess we're in,
and I want to help Jack Bovo fix it up,
work it out. Beauville, Well, I would like to get
(16:48):
I'd like to overhaul the English language and get rid
of snakes.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
That would be my goal.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And these same people that create these ridiculous exceptions and
all these different things, what will they tell you about parenting?
You got to learn it's lazy parenting to say because
I said so, you have to explain it, let the
kid know. And then on the other hand, you go,
why we got these stupid rules, Well, just because it is.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
And you know what really brings in to lot when
you when you start looking at the Bible and you
know the New Testament being in Greek most of it,
and you see how we have to just pile you know,
like three or four different things into one word because
we ain't got a word for it.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We got throw let's just cover it with that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, you without figure it out, you would think not
you would think the way we throw letters around in differently, well, you.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Think we'd have twenty words for love? I would just wander.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's amazing how we'll get so complex and deep in
one air and just be lazy as we've been in
oh to know it when it comes to our language.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Did you know that there's a group of Israelis that
love love eth well who rick everywhere?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, there's a group of Chinese. There's a group of Japanese.
You know, they were a group of Russians.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know, throughout history they were constantly demanding God give
them a king.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Maybe that's the tie in. I don't know, but the.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
So I look around to my family and I go,
all right, we're at a truck stop slash Elvis restaurant
in Israel.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
The paintings of Elvis cover the walls.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Pictures of Elvis cover the walls, Elvis music roars through.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now part of it is a truck stop.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
By the way, I'm looking at you, there's like a
gas station. So you're in a truck stoppy and uh.
And they've got them a statue of Elvis out there.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
And it info. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm not sure if this is exactly the one we're at,
but I think it is.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
So anyway, so we go, many giant statues of Elvis
are there.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I wouldn't think the would be many. So so we
sit down.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now, one of the things of course, anytime you go
to to a foreign land, you know, you kind of
want to pick up on some of the language and
learn how to say some things, you know what I mean.
And of course, when you realize you're in Israel and
the Jewish people are using, you know, a dead language
that was only supposed to be used for religious communicy,
and Hebrew has survived, which is incredible. And you know,
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I'm trying to learn some of the Hebrew and it's
it's it's very difficult, you know, and and uh and
and I tried to learn some of the various Arabic
terms that were there, and and you got to be careful,
and you're talking about people that are not getting along
real well, you know which.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Way you go, right, right?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And and so I'm I'm I'm really doing well, and
I'm trying to do simple things like hello, and they're
trying to teach me how to order and say certain things.
And they even taught me how to pray, and you know,
and try to say in Hebrew. You know, I'm praying
in Jesus' name, I mean, And I'm trying to get
that ride. And you know, you're trying to learn the
the you know, with that, you know, in US coming
from the South, I'm like, I'm coughing up.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So it's not to that level. It's a slight, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And so I'm trying to learn all this and I'm
really locking in on knowing the language.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So so we go in there and uh and and
I'm I'm ordering a hamburger at Elvis restaurant in Israel,
and it has one part was just paintings of Elvis,
and that's the one that had the painting of Elvis
in the in the Middle Eastern Garb, which was just
I love something to see. And then they have him
painted in all these various movies, and you know, and
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then there's pictures of him everywhere, and then there's records.
You're seeing it kind of an American diner look. And
then behind me they even have one that has Elvis
with angel wings that has the King has left the building.
And then I under it just as nineteen seventy seven.
And so I'm looking around and I mean, I'm just
having because I'm gone from one culture shock now being
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pulled back into something I can't even I can't even
take in.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, you know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And and all of a sudden, I look over and
there's a drop ceiling on the other part of the diner,
you know, it's your typical drop ceiling. And I see
something fall from the drop ceiling onto a table. And
I look and it's a cat has fallen out of
the ceiling onto someone's table. And I'm like, and to me,
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that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah, to me that
we are to all be talking about that, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And and it was so normal.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then I looked and I saw there was some
attempts to take that and Daly, cats fall out there
all the time, and and it fell out and for
some reason, you know how sometimes you do something we
can't explain. As it was running, you know, here I
am trying to be a local, I scream out El
gatto and uh, and all of.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
A sudden, my daughters, he says, that's Spanish, and we
just started. I mean, why are you scream in Spanish?
There's the cat you went with the first foreign lead,
you know. And they're looking at me.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like what is that? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I'm like, no, Rick, are you telling me you even
visit the world famous kitty on my table?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Is that it Elvis, So then I get the speech.
In Israel, we have an issue with feral cats. Thendally,
somebody brought in cats to try.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To deal with the rats.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And now the domestic cats have multiplied and they live
out in the wall and they are everywhere when I
well they can.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Be are they are?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
They skittish, They're a little skittish, but the boy, they'll
be everywhere. You know.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
When I first got there, I said, what y'all love
Ernest Hemingway here?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What is all this? And y'all like, is Elvis? And
is there an Ernest Hemingway location restaurant near here?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Too?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, you can keep the vibra population day. But here's
the difference in the cultures now in America. In America,
that would have shut everything down, people screaming, I want
my money back. Oh it's been a loss. The health
department down here. You know what they did? Shoot the cat?
They all got too out and then just went over
to the ceiling and got the tape and just taped
it back up, and then everybody went back to singing
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Elvisteam's I mean it was it was just like and
I looked, I see, guys, another cat, I see guys,
an animal just fell out of the ceiling at this
restaurant and everybody's it's not nobody.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is this a bad time? Is this a bad time
to ask you what you had to eat? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, of course I have. Of course I had. Well,
like I said, you know what, if I'm going to
dine on cat, let me just hit hit the restaurant
down the street from me, you know, back in America.
But but the I had, of course Elvis is Memphis,
Hamburg and uh and it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, it was. It was pretty good. What was it
made from?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Can I tell you this? Though I did.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I did see some cat, a lot of sheep, a
lot of sheep. But but let me say it's a
sheep burger. That well, easy, Greg. Their beef is not.
It doesn't have as.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Much fat as ours has. It's real, it's real. There's
falls apart, it's real lean. But it was. It was good.
I mean I had no issue with it. You you know,
but you'd like to see cat you're talking about. Let
me tell you this and I and yeah, I'll tell
you this. If it was El Gatto, it was El Goudo, Okay,
I mean it is dell Gotto.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I think that said yeah, yeah, But anyway, I think
you're making about de yeah you take and you camped
hiss hend Yeah. My my daughter is is almost fluent
in Spanish, so it owned her. She said, why did
you scream it out in Spanish? I said, I don't know.
I was trying to say it in their language. She said, well,
you just said in Spanish, you know.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
And You've got too many languages running around that head.
And I can speak about two words of about twenty languages,
but communicate. But anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I know a lot of you out there feel guilty
about your carbon footprint.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
There is a scam artist ready to take that guilt
away from you, a little something called carbon credits.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Rick.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
This this has to be and we'll go down in history.
It's one of the biggest scammaramas of all time.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
This makes the Snake All Salesman and the Traveling Show
look like a warm up act.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And I want you to if anyone within the sound
of this voice, and I only wish I was live
on XM right now because I would have a better
shout of ask you getting a call right, okay, But
I want to tell you this, and if you're hearing
it on XM this, email email me.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I'd like to get an email from you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'd like for you to contact me in some way,
shape or form if you are really concerned about your
carbon footprint and you have or are willing to purchase
a carbon credit. I got at the airport anywhere, and look,
I guess it's about airport today. But if you've ever
done it already, or you really think you should, I
gotta talk to you, Okay, I have to.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I have to. It's almost like seeing Bigfoot. I mean,
I gotta. I want to know if that's read anybody.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
And Rick I've pointed out and we talked about before
on the show that this is going to lead to
green pirates, and I may start that.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I may, I may become a green pipe. I'm considering it. Also.
What I'm gonna do.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
I'm gonna find one of these spineless, mindless green people
and I'm gonna tell them I've got a sharp chainsaw
and I've got.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Several acres of trees.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
If they don't pay me, I'm going right now and
I'm gonna cut one down with a chainsaw. No no no
no no no no no no no no, pay me
and I'll cut it off.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
No no, no, no no no no. Oh, here's your money. Yeah,
how does it see? And then I'll go see you
next week? How does it stop? What if you lock
the blade and hit the trigger?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, during Halloween, I'm just going to tell the trigger
treaters to give me some green you know, green money,
and I'll donate it.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Right, So about that.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, let's listen to this one right now. This is
the latest in the green movement. You'll love this, and
of course in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Only only in San Francisco. With this tape. By the way,
Speedy's pulling up the website so we can do it ourselves.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
And we're going to calculate, Well, is there anything that
San Francisco cannot pervert anymore? I mean anything, anything they
cannot just absolutely take and twist it the wrong one?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
You could pick a topic.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Tell San Francisco, I bet you can't pervert this, they say,
I bet I can.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And uh.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Today, today at San Francisco's International Airport, that's s f
O for you travelers, we are launching the Climate Passport program.
There's a website. Believe it or not, we've got it
pulled out. I hate, I hate to mention to this.
That computer they're easy to look at. The website is
earning electricity and also causing carbon footprint. They will be
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allowing travelers to offset the impact of their air travel
through an airport kiosk at This will be the world's
first airport Kiosk, giving people the opportunity to calculate the
environmental impact of their flights and purchase carbon offsets or
carbon credits to address that impact before they even leave
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the airport. You can feel guilty on the spot, rick
and pay it off.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Let me see you love this.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I love this concept too. This is something we've seen
in our country for a long time. If you have
a problem with something, then you feel your conscious spot
right and I feel guilty. You can do one of
two things. You can either change your behavior so you
don't feel guilty again, or pay your way out of it.
(27:55):
And this is just the perfect for me. If you
really think that your airplanets so destructive to the environment,
you need to right now.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
You need to you need to do this. Stay at
the house, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Look, they can't even don't travel look, please read that
paragraph where does your money go? Will you please click
on that speedy where does your money go?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You see it? You can help the lort. You have
to read it. I can't see it. All right, where's
it going? It goes to the uh It's river forest,
Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
All right, there's going to the California's California's north coast,
to the Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Oh, here it is, here, it is, I got it.
It says where does the money go? The city has
conducted extensive research. Now Gosh knows the city. Gosh knows
the city.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Has enough time and money to conduct.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Extensive research city workers on each project supported by the
program to ensure that all carbon offsets are sourced from
a specific project that results in real, quantifiable, permanent greenhouse
gas emission reductions.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What in the world?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Now, Keep in mind, all of this is theoretical science
in their calculations anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
But let me say, what do they physically the money?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
If I remember writing carbon carbon credits, and when I
say this, some of you saying, Rick, now you're really
taking your comedic liscense and running with it.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
This is how I understand it. It's like they're trying it. Basically,
they're trying to save the trees.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
If I'm guilt, if I feel guilty about my flight,
I calculate my flight. It gives me a figure, which,
by the way, where the world's just figure come from,
and it says you owe this much money?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Done what for that flight?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
And then they go plant trees to offset what I
just damaged? Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Is that right? Let's listen.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
If they want to ground airplanes, they have a legitimate,
at least intellectually honest argument from their flawed logic. Okay,
I understand that ground all airplanes, ground private jets.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
By the way, that's you know, even worse. Good luck
trying to get to VH one divas.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
But still, well that's the point ground it that get this.
The offsets for climate change passport customers based carbon Firm
three degrees are currently sourced from the Garcia River Forest,
a conservation based forest management project located in uh Some, California.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Is that named after Jerry Garcia by the way, don't
know or Jeff Quarterback. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Listen to this project. It's formerly a heavily cut forest.
This project is helping bring back redwood and Douglas fir
trees to the Garcia River Forest.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
As a result, huge.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Amounts of carbon dioxide are absorbed and stored, and native
habitats are restored and protected. I've actually got an audio
here we can play in from. But now I get
to let me tell you what this means. Let me
let me give you code name for what this means.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
The Garcia River.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Valley in a very few years will have so much
undergrowth and brush in it that there will be a
lightning strike and it will burn that sucker to the ground, every.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Square inch of it. And all that money you paid
just and all.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
That money you paid went up and smoke, not to
mention the carbon footprint from the wildfire.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Here's the here's one of there's spots.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
People.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I want tomor.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Beyond group.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Three and tell them that we love and that we
don't want not to die, that were are some people
here who do care.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Well.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I want them to know. And I'm gonna call the
Garcia River Forest Project. Another group here is called dog
Pa at Biotle Fuel. I'm not I wish I was
making this up. Okay, I'm gonna call them and I'm
gonna tell them I'm holding a pine.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Tree hostage today, and that baby is going down if
my check ain't in the mail and I want.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
It FedEx to a private secret po box, let's call them.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm going to that airport. I'm standing by that kiosk,
and I'm cussing everybody that.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
I'm not I'm gonna slap them.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I am say you can find the new climate passport
Kiosk post security on both sides of the international terminal
and in Terminal three.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It'd be like me, you know, like Gorilla's in the
mist when Jane Goodall went and lived among the gorillas.
I want to go hang around that kiosk and just
watch and just go, man.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Look that this is really who's doing it?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
How much do let's a payment let's stay in a hostage, idiot,
payment do you have to make?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Let's say you were gonna travel six hundred miles's short
flight two hours. Okay, you owe three dollars and forty
four cents. Okay, let's say you're going to travel bab bah.
They came up with three dollars and forty four cents.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
That's what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, somebody, Let's say let's say they're going to travel
two thousand miles a four hour trip.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
You at eleven dollars and forty four cents.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
If I owe money when I travel, will they pay
me to stay at home?
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Mean?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Ah, we pay farmers not to plant, pay me not
to fly subsidies.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Rick and Bubba gravels Pirates, Rick and Bubba Green Pirates. Rick,
would you be somebody going up to the kias? I
don't think we could. I'm gonna be honest with you. Hello,
welcome to the Climate Passports.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Yes, you know, I just I just flew in from
the East coast to the West coast and I feel
guilty if you really as I was flying over and
I began to cry the number of trees I was
damaging and my carbon footprint was something that became a
weight on my conscience.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
For eleven dollars and forty four cents. I don't forget
about this. I don't know Mike Tyson was flying today.
Speaker 7 (33:59):
He was.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
It was Mike.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
You know, you know I got into one of the
one of the greeners over there in that you did.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, do we have any in our audience?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't want to hear from people to agree with right.
I don't want to hear from anbody that agrees with
somebody that really think this.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I want to have phone calls from people who actually
think this is real and they either have purchase of
carbon credit or will or would. I must talk to
them if there's even one when we come back.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I've tried to lead the charge on a number of things.
I've been successful with some, unsuccessful with others. You know,
things like, you know, trying to get people not to
use the term could care less and do it get
it right, it's couldn't care less. And you remember I
completely shut down the phrase what you know good? I
mean I led the charge on that.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I've often tried to teach people how to behave in
a public restroom or even at home, that there's nothing
that drives me more Baddy for me to finally have
to take care of nature's businesiness. You know, Dad and
and husband finally has that that moment to themselves, and
everybody starts talking to you, Hey, hey, let me where
is that? And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, I'm on
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the toilet. I'm not caring on any conversation reading on
the toilet. I mean, just give me a minute, Greg
got all that reading. I don't know about that. I
like to just sit and think, yeah you and your
thought yeah yeah, is that where that new picture came from?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
But anyway, so, uh.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
And then the worst of the worst is when you
have to deal with a public restaurant and these people
that carry on conversations stall to stall. Hey, man braves
off to a tough starting. Yeah, and you're just like,
what are you doing to that?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
How about this?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You know, people talking out there and to carry on
conversation right outside the stall. Hey, we're in here to
get take care of business and get out talk outside.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
We don't care on conversation any beautiful other day.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Well, how about this, there's a there's a Japan has
invented under right, Japan has it. George has invented palm
size audio masters. And this means that when you go
to use the restroom, a lot of people are embarrassed
by any noise coming in or any more any noise
it might be going out, and we've all run the
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bathroom water.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Try to do that flush and see if you can
take down by.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
The noise.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Or cough. And uh.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So you know in this in a small house. You know,
we we've all had and and what it is is
this this this little invention you it's about the size
of all looks like a little.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Wireless over there. What do you do? Are you paperless
over there? I'm reading, I'm reading, I'm reading. It makes
the sound of a flushing toilet.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, it makes that sound of a flushing toilet, because
a lot of times you'll misjudge, you'll flush the toilet.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
You can't make it happen all a sudden, the toilet
is starting to That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
It here.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
This is the sound effect. That's it. And that when
somebody's going, hey, what do you think the braves are
the new ship?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You can just can't hear you, right, I can't stam
somebody try to dress me when I got to go
to the camp, talk to play, jiggle handle on you hat.
But I'll tell you this, dude, And they get outside
to all locked down. You know, it's rare that I
could even go to the public restaurant.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, if I ever go in, there's somebody in there.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
If I see, if I see, I'll turn around to leave.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Matter of fact, you ever identified shoes and heard what
was going on song later in the store went black.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah you know I haven't done that. Yeah I have.
You had your old black shoes. It was just in there,
you black shoes. You wrecked the joint. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I had a guy come by absolutely in the restaurant.
You know when I tell you that guy at the restaurant,
I tell that guy at the restaurant, and I think
we're both clear. Don't need to finish that plate. Whatever
you ordered today was a mistake, my friend. They make
a note of it. Yeah, I about it right, not
to self, No to number four. He didn't treat you
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right right. Uh, you know Sherry's had met with you,
has no idea how your stomach field. I've actually got
up and left before and returned real fast, and my
wife's like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
And I said I wouldn't get a situation. I didn't like
the environment, nothing to read.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I got spooked, but then got to me out of
the green field, so they moved.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, there's nothing worse to Somebody came and say, hey,
I wan't tell you something, man, I and you're standing
there waiting on the stall. Hey, man, how's O Bubba doing?
I'm like, oh, no, we're good. I'm just I'm just
in here. I'm just in here to wash my hands again.
I'm just looking around.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah, that's when you hit the sound effect. Yes, when
I like, I'd like to have this, you want one?
I would like to a train whistle or something. Please
be a jap.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
By the way, did you know yesterday at the dinner
table somehow I had a family request. I had to
be Asian man at the table, and and.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
It owned the phone. I just went, so, has baba
go in? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I do my business.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I didn't get that out, So, you know, I mean, all,
you know what, maybe we should come up with our
own Okay. I was thinking about this, right, here's a
good idea. Right, So this is I don't you know
you can put any sound effect? I saying, what if
we put out the rick and bubba? I know we've
been trying to come up with some kind of you know,
application of rick and bubba app? What what if you
(39:34):
what if you wanted to to like somebody kept trying
to talk to you in the public restroom and you
had your Rick and Bubba app? Okay, somebody's hey, man,
when you're talking about the ball game last night?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
How funny? And his answer?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, what do you think about the other one?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
That's right? Rick in our app will be good? But
will that solve your problem?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
You see that movie How funny? Shouldn't you have one
on the politician has a siren, a siren that goes
off and it says fire alarm and then may be
a body will leave.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
That's a good Yeah, yeah, that's a good one too.
Or you could have that noise that the National Weather
Service does. Wow, God, that's horrible. You just set off
some computer.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
But horrible. Yeah, great, did have a nice digit time
or something? I don't have to No, that's encoded. You're
you're hearing the digital.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
So that makes me what about this one? This will
make your boy question rather get hit by. This will
make everybody question what's on the menu. Somebody trying to
talk to you and you pull out this sound effect?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Something going on in there? Start away from number four.
Matter of fact, I think I made that noise.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Look what if somebody asked you what you thought about
Haiti while you're in they have this?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
If somebody tried to talk to you about you know,
the politic of the day and they try to ask
you about Hey, you get him with this.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I am sick of hearing about hating good one.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
What if they said I heard it John tessh dated Oprah.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
See there's this one, this, this one that would I
think would pretty much clear the restroom.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
How about this one?
Speaker 11 (41:21):
Yeah, stop, I'm actually heard that coming out of tilet
that's real, I think, are or how about this one?
If you thought, if you want the person leave you alone.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Come after me.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I'm a man, I'm forty. I'm gonna tell you. In
some restrooms at rest stops, I could get you locked out. Yeah,
Sea bashs may come in there.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
After me.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I'm a man, I'm forty.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Jason, we always love to talk to folks who who
get to do live concerts and live events for a
living because that live element, baby, I mean, it just
always spots. You just don't know what what's out there? Yeah, no, no, Joe,
what's your number one concert story?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Well, it happened just recently.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
It's new.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, it's it's pretty new.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
We had just we just put the CD out and
and actually a couple had had it, uh that was there,
had ordered it pre ordered it at a concert.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
It was.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
It was one of the first times we had came
out and sang some of the new songs. Well, anyways,
they had requested a song that we did day star
on the project.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
And we was in South Carolina, wasn't we David South Carolina?
Speaker 7 (42:44):
And I won't tell the place, but anyways, uh, we
said a little meeting. They'd had me come in and
speak and sing. Well, they requested the song, and so
we start singing it and we get into the chorus,
you know, and and it says, lead me, lord, I
follow anywhere. You open up the door, Show me what
I've never seen before. Now that's the lines. Okay, that's
(43:06):
what it should be. Yeah, that's that. Yeah, that's the lines. Well,
you know, and people are feeling it, and you know,
it's just it's really kind of moving in there. So
lady stands up, she raises her hands, and as she
raises her hands, the line show me what I've never
seen before it comes across. The next thing, you know,
her skirt falls down around her ankles. And it wouldn't
(43:29):
be good if she was sitting like on the third row.
She is sitting right on the front, right in front
of us, and you can tell it. It was for sure
an accident. Now I'm talking about I'm talking about what.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Do you do right? Well, you know what change the lyrics?
I'll tell you that right there on the fly. What
did she do? How? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Because it was like it you know, how that happens.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
It's like, yeah, I wish I was to hear the
surely this was the slow motion.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
Yeah, and uh and you know, you just you just
kind of turned go because we got the greatest guys
in the world and we have a blast on the
road and I'm trying to hold it together. So immediately
what I do if if I need to keep straight,
you know, I'll just pinch my leg or pinch my
so I put my hand in my pocket, and man,
(44:22):
I'm just I'm just drawing blood, you know. And I said,
if I hear one bad note.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Behind me right.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Now, you depend on the band to hold what the
guy they don't need. If they break down, it's over.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
They don't and then I feel bad for the woman
because you know, you know, hortifying. Yeah, it was, you know,
it was just one of those things. I promise you.
She wished she'd have wore a slip that day.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That was That was my next question?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Hello, go on, God please?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
And what was what was the lyric again?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
You know, show me what I've never seen before? It
was just too right.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I mean it was too wrong.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
But well, look Satan don't never stop. Yeah, he don't
ever stop. Do you think he an jerk? Had dressed down?
He knew the spirit was moving.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Twenty four to seven. I felt so sorry for sure,
God love her wherever she is.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
And hearing this right now, I felt sorry for Jason
right and really nobody other than the people on stage
probably saw.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Her all wrong.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Now the band, did y'all say wrong? Wrong? Mother was
trying to make it so much better. I can't take
it either, but.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
We wanted to make her feel like that nothing happened.
So what was what the deal was is? I knew
if I would like the next song, would sing some
lines and kind of look at her with a serious face,
you know, and make her think feel comfortable again?
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Saw that nobody?
Speaker 3 (46:08):
But what if you get tickled?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
I'd have had I promise there was like a thirty
second window if anything.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Would have had right and blowed their nose or sneeze get.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Over with right. Let me let me. You need to
think that's when God moved right. You need to.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Think the Lord that bubb and I were not there
because I'm gonna tell you this. I'm that guy that
can keep a straight face. But I would have made
eye contact with you and give you one of these. Yeah,
and I would have buckled you because I take pride
in being able to do that.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
I would have took my shirt off joined right, show
me what I'm not.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I would have gotten the mic said look, everybody, let's
let's don't make her feel bad.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
It was.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
It was so because it was slow motion. You were
trying to save it. You really don't know how it
was resolved, Like did she jerk it back up?
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I don't know. You know, I know you looked at it.
I understand, I get it, but I mean that's driving
me crazy on how that was.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I guess she did. I guess she. I guess I
mean it got it.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
You know the spirit time I saw her skirt was up,
so I guess she couldn't pull it up.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Was her face red?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I think did you ever bring it? I mean, you
couldn't acknowledge it. She didn't raise her hands again.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
I mean, you didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
It was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Somebody said. It traumatizeder so bad. She's now Presbyterian.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Have you heard about this? I mean, I mean, I mean,
no more raising your hands.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
I just I just felt so bad, boy, I really did.
I was so sad. But it was funny.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, and right, well, you know what, God has a
sense of him. Are you think you need laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
I promise he did. Now, when we got out to
the bus, it was over with.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Hi, did it get brought up in you? Couldn't you
get to the second step of the bus.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
They asked me, They said, did you see that?
Speaker 7 (48:09):
I said no. The question is did you see what
I saw? And then the other wood said yeah, I
saw it, and so and then I knew. I knew
because I wanted to see because I turned around and
Justin's over on the keys and.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
He's going, can you can't make you can't you can't
make contact?
Speaker 4 (48:30):
And I look over the head No, and I said,
they know, they know.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
They I only could look at them in the second
I mean two songs afterwards.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
But do y'all do Day Star anymore of your movie
from the set list?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
It was just I mean, it was like the timing
was just Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Beat those lyrics for that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Can you get it out of your mind when you
do the song now, because I'm gonna make.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Sure you in but no, no, I can. But it's
something that I remember for a long time for sure.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah. But look, you got through it.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
We got through it.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Satan didn't have any victory in that he tried, don't
you know, Satany.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Hey, it's speedy and this is Ricking Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's
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Speaker 8 (49:38):
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