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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hits, Ricking Bubba, Rick and.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Bubba Pandemonium has broken out here in the broadcast, Plaza
and teleport, Michael, Papa John. Anytime Poppy's around, Yeah, is
our guest. He is an actor. You've seen him in
many television series, movies. He's always the bad guy, the nemesis.
He's in many fight scenes. So that has now spawned
because Poppy loves the art of movie making. He can't
(00:35):
stand it. And now we suggested that he take the
real Greg Burgess and create a fight scene, a fake
fight scene. I'm out add and Poppy has gone crazy
in the break to the point that he has pulled
a young lady out of.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The crowd and you set up chairs. He's cast the
whole scene.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Set the scene for what you're setting up here, what
we're about to watch?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh shaw, you may to set the scene.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Tells tell us what you've arranged.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Well, it's a club, it's club night. It's hot and
steamy at a bar called Jitterbugs, and Michael pop John
is playing a character named Tucker take off my ring
because I get my rolls.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm taking my ring off. Okay, keep in mind, keep
in mind, I kid you not. This is an actor
so committed. I mean, he's got he's got potential to
turn into some weird, woking phoenix. He actually knocked his
own tooth act because he thought the character in rust
And should be toothless in one side.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
And it helped me raise money when I had one tooth. Okay, okay,
so hey, so here's we're gonna set the scene right.
You're Tucker, and you're you're the hitter Bugs. I'm the
blue collar guy that's just making ends meet. I'm in
the concrete business and I'm just gone through a divorce
and i have a one year old baby.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And you're bitter, and you're bitter, and I'm really I'm
just lonely and lonely.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I've been drinking a little bit. Rights I had a
couple of Yaegermeisters, and I'm bitter, and I've been drinking. Okay,
get her and drinking, and I'm lonely. And I meet Linda, the.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Young lady from the audience.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, we pulled her from the audience, and she has
a husband up there. What's his name?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have you explained to him what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I told Dave that you gotta surrender to the art
and let Linda, you know, go full of boat if
she needs to kiss me or rub my neck or
we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We hope not.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Well, whatever happens happened. Sometimes when the camera rolls, people
just go it's an art.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Surrender to the art.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
What's what's Linda's husbands name?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Again, David?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I try to always keep back. I don't want to remember.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
His name because now you can't get into the role
because exactly. But but in this case, Greg will play David.
Greg will exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It's good the good Rick, You're good, right, you're directing
this kind of so David.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Greg comes in praying day David and confronts me about
tell us about David. David is goatee. Uh, he's been
drinking too, uh blue collar Uh uh, praise known me.
Jealous of me because I was a good athlete in
high school or something, so he's better. He got cut
from the team or something. Yeah, he's never liked you.
(03:17):
There is some never like he knows we know him.
And he's bitter and he's he coming out. He's confronting
me for flirting with Linda.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, so you're flirting with Linda, his his wife in
a bar. Both you had too much to drink and
a fight things about to break out.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Well, he's confronting me, so we don't know what's going
to happen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, all right, So and coming in late, could Ryan
be the club owner?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well? Ryan, yes, friendly, Ryan, Ryan is done. Oh, the
door man we don't want to make right, he don't
bouncer club owner.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
His name is Bucky.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Bucky comes in? Is he a bouncer with a go?
He's a bouncer. He's been drinking too, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And he's bitter, and he's divorced and he's got like
three kids and uh he's uh he does web development
on the.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Side, right, Yes he uh, yes, it does. He's a
real he's a real internet type guy. But he just
really had reached his potential. So that makes even more angry.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Everybody's people are lonely and they're bitter and lonely. Yes,
and and Baba plays the bartender zigging who's running a
special on the Chocolate Monkey.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Right, So, David, I'm a Bucky Bucky the.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You are chucker. Yes, the listener is playing Linda, David's wife.
Greg is playing David, and and Ryan is Bucky the doorman.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Talk through it or just do it. Let's just do.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Audio. Man's agreed, and you've talked Greg how to do
a fight right test one? To get right over, you
have to give him a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah, here
we go. All right, Greg's come in and he will
catch Tucker flirting with his wife right right there, right there.
(05:10):
Got Okay, she's got it. Well these Hollywood times. Jitterbugs
scene one.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Okay, jitterbugs scene one one second. Let you set the scene.
We got the music to smoke the alcohol and give
Linda and Papa John a few about ten seconds just
to cozy up. I believe how attractive you are you,
(05:35):
I mean your body. I saw you on the dance.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
God, it's just nice. It's really nice to me. I've
been really lonely.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
That's a married woman. What's your problem? He just watched
the face and there's his wife. Plan is doing a
drinking stomping Greg.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh wow, that was about Hey, let's get back to
where we were. That looked just like Ryan. That's part
it's not in the movie.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You're getting Let's go slow down?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Wow, would have I would to see by the way,
By the way, Ryan bounced when he hit Hey, let
me let me give all your problem.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's pretty good. Did you feel like they did a
pretty good job with that?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Alright, we need to go apologize to the husband.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, the real one, Yeah, the real one. She just
she just beat my ear low, that's all she did.
It looks like you have Hickey's on the back of
your neck.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Thank you for letting your wife really get into the role.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Poppy, look at you seem a little winded.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, I mean these are physical guys here, a lot
of people, you know, blue collar drinking. Yeah, the bar.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I asked Speedy if that looked real. He assure
me it did.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Welcome back to the Rick and Bubba broadcast. Pleasant. He's
loaded like a fagg of cat, comedian, motivational speaker, singer, songwriter,
our lover, father, husband, brother.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Don't even say my name until I have a chance
to say. Leonora, that sweater's gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Girl.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
You still hold the Christmas spirit? Man, God bless you.
Ain't your family girl, John Morgan annoying looking righteous in
the blue sweater.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We've got the Christmas scene on it, ye.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's right minute ago. I saw Rudolph leading signer right across.
Did you seriously? I did? John, wouldn't did you bring us?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I brought you some some some some things from your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Because I know.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Y'all don't get out much.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I brought some red pepper jelly because I don't eat it,
and it came to me in the gift bucks, right uh.
And some bread, some whole wheat brea because i'morried about
y'a health, Some Twizzlers because you got to have a
little sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
And then I got you some sunglass.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Holess you, thank you, John, because you know it's the
Christmas speed spirit, it's the Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Merry Christmas to you, Christmas to you.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
And I probably we ought to say Merry Christmas, you know,
tired of people telling us we can't say what we
want to say, you know, and I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Merry Christmas. It's a life of Christ that we celebrate
on Christmas. So let's be real about it. You know,
Uh what about uh? What about the children, updated on,
then what's there?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Everybody's doing good, you know, everybody's doing good. I know
what the boys want, not really sure what the daughter wants.
You know, she's Chinese. You know, I really can't read
her face. You know it's flat lining you uh you
know you know she uh you know you know, watch
you change. I never spank her. I never spank her.
They they you know you spank her. It breaks your heart,
you know, because when she cried, the water just fall out.
They don't have a bout of my lits.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
And but I love her.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And I got a call for how to go to school.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Had to go to school, Speedy had to go to
school because they called me about the daughter.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Right, you expected, about the suns you expected?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
So they rolled me in, My dear people, they rolled
me in and uh and they said, mister morm, when
you talk to you about your daughter? And I said, okay,
well seriously, seriously, And underneath there was choice words, but
I held back because I.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Knew where I was.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
And so they said, you know it's nothing bad when
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Test your daughter for the gifted program.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Oh well, then I took a deep breath and I said, well,
you know, seriously, did you have to call me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
In for this, you know?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And they said, well, you know, most parents are really happy.
And I said, yeah, great, do what you gotta do.
And I said, seriously, most parents are happy, I said,
she Chinese, man, we expected it. You tell me you're
gonna test one of them boys. I do flips all
through it. You know, I brought them into the world.
You know what I'm saying, right, and just you know,
one thing unfolds or another. But but I'm loving the
(09:41):
kids and life in Louisiana's doing okay. You know, we're
trying to bounce back from that old spill and uh uh.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And let me be so clear as to say this
clear too.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
If George Bush don't like black people, I can promise
you Obama don't like caguns.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Lay that roll that on the line right.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
There for his pictorial and jacket pants and lopus gotta oh,
you're gonna help dig up. All I wanted him to
do is just gotta lean over one of the big
ears and scoop up about it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
John Pinett is our gas. Unfortunately, our time wrapping up
with him now, John, we want to finish the story
you're you're Wow, that went by fast? I did you're
You're in Awa?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Yes, and and the Iowa State Fairground and you were
brought out to a rib festival. Yes, there was a
rib festival going on booth rib. Now I'm usually a vegetarian,
but I said, you know what, one day won't hurt right,
one day? One like, I don't need heal. But he
grows up, you know, he's gotta go. Somebody asked me
if I like in the health food store. We talked
about that. Somebody walks up.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
To be people.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Really, this isn't like an act. I mean, I get
weird people. I mean God puts these people in my life.
I mean, I guess I'm being helped writing my act.
But uh so this lady walks up to be in sane?
Would you like your beef? Cruelty free?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Put the count to Disney World, put them on the rides,
get them Mickey years, take them to the character buffet,
then whack them on the way to the airport. Didn't
you like, Mickey? Don't turn around. Don't turn around. Now
I'm in the rib line at the rib festival and
I'm starting to lose my cherub like demeanor because people
(11:26):
are asking questions and what kind of just to look
like they know something, you know?
Speaker 9 (11:31):
And for what kind of wood do you use in
your smoker?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
The line, yeah, developing the ewalk like growl.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Is this a vinegar based barbecue sauce?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Do you think?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Do you think the ribs? Do you think sauce is
a condimented? Do you think it's an essential part of that?
Go on rib chat dot com. How big is the
rack of ribs? It's about the size of a rock
of ribs. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
And then I was almost I was almost gonna get ribs.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I had a couple in front of him.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
You're so c but they they were they weren't. They
weren't ordering, they were chatty. See they were from Uh
they didn't. They weren't from Des Moines. They drove there
from Omaha, Nebraska. They drove there in their brand new Winnebago.
Well it's not brand new nine thousand miles, but it
might as well be brand new. They bought it from
the neighbor across the street. Mary and George. Now Maria
had a stroke and Georgia just retired and Mary had
(12:30):
the stroke. Now she's doing much better. Don't get me wrong.
When she first had the stroke symptoms, her daughter is
a nurse. Now she your daughter was there and she
gave her an aspirin And do you know how much
of a difference it makes? They say, her rehabilitation. But anyways,
when they bought George were a heartbroken. He wants to
sell them Winnebago to us, but we thought, we're across.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Get out of the line, Get out of the line.
Then they asked the guy how he made his ribs.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Oh no, now that's a stool, that's like his life.
And he sat down in a rocking chair. No, I
wanted everybody to gather around. He poured himself a drink.
He started to whittle, whittle, who does that now? And
it began with It all started in nineteen fifty eight
in the woods outside of Asheville, North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
And I don't remember what happened after that.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I woke up in the woods and there there were
rib bones all around me. So I guess I got
the ribs. Either that or I ate a deer. I
really couldn't tell you. I don't, I don't, I don't
remember anything. It was kind of a rib blackout. But
you know you don't feel good on a billy full
(13:46):
of ribs. Really, no, don't take a nap after having
a couple of racks of ribs.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
You will have nightmares.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I dreamt I was on stage and a pig walked
out of me. Oh, it was a zombie pig. And
I when when a pig walks out of you, you
can't pay any pay no attention to the zombie pig.
They have to tell them it was a magic trick.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Are you following this bizarre story of American ice skater
Johnny Weir?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Johnny wear how do you say? I know this may
shock you. I rarely know what's going on with men's
figure skating.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And I know, and really, quite frankly, I'm proud of that.
But Rick for people who saw the movie Blades of
Glory and said that it may have been a little overdone,
they they're having to take a step back today and go, well, no,
not really. Uh, by the way, a funny, funny, funny movie.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I laugh hard when I see that movie.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Maybe I shouldn't, but I do, and I hate to laugh,
and didn't be a liar about it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But uh, now is Johnny is he American where's she from.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
He's a he's an American skater. And Rick he he
got famous uh at the at the trials.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And and coming in.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Because he wore he wore a little outfit that had
a little little fur across it. It was like a
strapless gown, look, you know, and it had a little
fur across it across the top. It looked kind of
like you know the tensil you string on a Christmas tree.
Like he had a row of that across the top
here of a strapless gown and uh he uh and
(15:37):
Pete got after it, I mean pet just and and
they started threatening him and he's he's running from them,
and he had to move from the place he was
staying into a protected area so that Peter couldn't get
to it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And there after his fur.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, Peta has been like put on the terraced watch
list at the Olympics because they.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Look and they're very serious. I mean, because you know,
they attacked to me when I was protesting.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
You had an outfit similar very I.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Did, and uh and uh, I wore my.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Uncle Duke's outfit, but that's where I was going. But
but you know, they're very serious about it.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
But It's just so it's so amazing to me how
this the the very thing they protest. I mean, they're
meaner than anybody. They're meaner than anybody they want to
they want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You know, didn't you this do that he's scared? I mean,
didn't he say he's very scared. Oh, yeah, he's scared.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
As a matter of fact, he took the fur off
of his little warm up.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Out grudgingly because yeah, you know, he had worked hard
to get that fox fur on his little he did.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
He used the hot blue gun for day after day
to get that stake.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And it had a little sparkle to it, like tinseil
or darling. It was like a fur garland around his name.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
So that this has been kind of controversy. Have y'all
been following this at the Olympics? I mean, and he,
I mean, he admitted in one of these stories he said, uh,
he said he he's scared of Peter. He said he
knows that they're falling around and that and he said, uh,
he said, uh uh, they're they're falling around with this
(17:11):
bucket of blood and they're trying to throw blood on him.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, because he wore that fox fur around his neck. Okay,
where did they get the blood? I know it?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I got to tell you something. If one of my
sons wanted to wear fox fur around his little outfit,
they'd be much bigger issues in the fox that gave
his life. Yeah, I would be protesting also, but in
a different way. Right, I would have another protest. Uh.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Now, get this, It says last week before he moved
into a room with ice dancer. Oh gosh, Tanneth Belding.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I guess I can't say. We'll get to that.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
In a moment, he reaffirmed that he was a diva
when it came to his living arrangements. He took shots
at the competitors after one of the Canadian ice skaters
suggested that the top skaters were practicing quadruple jumps to
intimidate the other skaters before the short program, he says,
I'm not intimidated, not by anything, not by flowing blonde hair,
(18:06):
not by a tanned face. And I'm not intimidated by
anything except maybe Peta standing outside my door with a
bucket of blood.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
And how about this? His read Bubba that the second
to the last paragraph.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Ay the way any guy that refers to hisself as
Were's it says we're's biggest headache. Yeah, we're's biggest headache.
In recent years hasn't been leaving conditions or peta or
the endless object adjectives about him. His problem has been skating.
He wants threatened to join American hopefuls who have won
(18:42):
one medal since nineteen ninety two, but he lagged behind stronger,
more athletic skaters.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
So he's always been a little behind the curve. You
see what I'm saying. I mean, he's not that's you
know how about this.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I'm hoping Peter throws blood on him. Greg. I heard
the helms. He's gonna challenge him to ice skating, right,
I mean, that's what I have to. Let me tell
you him. You picked three little things? You think this lit?
Do you think this little man won't pitch your hissy fit?
He's a diva rix what he is? Self proclaimed Eva.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Uh, the the ice dancer did not just open the
door for a friend and teammates. She found herself an
interior decorator who studied fashion designs at the University of Delaware.
He walked into the living quarters told Belden that it
smelled like a wet dog. And he went to work
ill place like a wet dog, and we got to
do something place. The place was spotless by the time
(19:32):
he finished cleaning. He decked out the room with posters
of Lady Ga Gay and Audrey and added pink bath
mats and scented candles. Belden said the room smelled amazing.
She says, I feel really lucky to have him as
a roommate.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
I love, I love and safe, I love, I love
the line Peter basically chased him out of his living
quarters and into a room.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
And don't forget he's running, can't get away from me.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Look, he runs in a run, slams the door and
in turns of it goes. I need to redecorate this place,
fixes it up. It's like a wet dog in here.
Curtain and those curtains are making me sick. You know what.
I love to see him.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I'd love to see him come out on the you know,
on the porch there wherever he's staying and announced to Peter.
He said, if I see that bucket of blood, you're
gonna drink it.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Come get me. I for you lot. This guy can't.
I know, I'm saying what I would like for him.
He don't need to be wearing for anyway. I mean,
Bubba'd you say, Lady Gaga, Yeah he did, That's what
he I'm just reading the quote this. We are chatting
with jt Old, friend of the Rick and Bubba Show
(20:45):
and radio legend Ready radio a lot of parts radio
veteran hypochondriac and uh it seems to always looking for
a deal, willing to cut a deal. And you were
telling us that you made a trip to New York City.
Now you also have You have a couple of running themes.
You're often injured, You're often sick. I'm not sick. Well,
(21:08):
you think you're sick, right, Yeah, you're worried about it
being you're worried about being sick.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I would like to call just health conscious. You'd like
to be aware of I mean, you start to get
to be forty five, fifty years old, you start to
want to pay attention to what's going on. Some people
won't get their yearly physicals. One's last time you had
your physical before this last one about twenty years. You see,
that's not good.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So you also have this fear and you always believe
that people are trying to kill you. And so you're
in New York City.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
Oh so okay, So we take a family trip to
New York City right for the holidays, and you know,
there's a couple of my daughter's sorority sisters that wanted
to get some of those purses you can buy in Chinatown.
So Alex wanted one to She said, I'd like to get,
you know, a coach purse, you know, and they're only
twenty five dollars in Chinatown. So we take a trip
(21:54):
to Chinatown a good call, and there are I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Who's all on this? Michael, you're oh yeah, it's me
and Judy. What's your wife?
Speaker 11 (22:03):
And Michael my son who's a junior in high school,
and my daughter, my daughter Alex, who is sophomore in
college at the time. Okay, so we go into Chinatown
and I've never I've never been to Chinatown before. I've
been to New York City, but never into China, to
the heart of Chinatown.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, there's big trouble, a little China. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
So we're looking for these purses and they are everywhere,
I mean, and so we run into you know, one lady,
come on, we take a look.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Take look.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
So we she said, we get into van. Here, look
at my puss. I show you.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Yeah, we get in the van and they put you
in these vans. They slide the van shutting what and
they just parked on the curb and they turned the
van light on and it's like surrounding. You know, shag
carpeting in those mini vans used to be in the seventies.
It is shag carpet purses.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
So you're you're in a hot van. You stepped into
a van to buy a purse all for shout of
town in here. This is no big deal there, but
it is. I went the story hens.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Well, then we look at the Then we look at
the purses and uh, they want too much money. They're
like thirty five to forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Will you give me thirty five dollars? You know you
got mine.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
So we said no, we're out. So we go out
and we're like, okay, that wasn't bad. We got the
system down on how to buy them. Let's find another
lady to talk to about a purse. So we find
this this other Chinese lady and she says, all right,
follow me, follow me.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
You'll follow me my van. I better. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
So we're walking down the street to the next van
and the last time we only walked like a block
and a half and cross the street and there's the van. Well,
now we've walked like six blocks and had three or
four turns. Uh oh, And we're walking through where the
fish are all set up, and now we're in like
almost the outskirts of Chinatown.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I ask you something, I sweat too tight on you?
Too tight? I don't know. Mike Tyson was there. I say,
you sweat also.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
So we turned the we turned, we turned down the
we turned down the alley to go to this lady's
place where she's got all these purses and other places
having storefronts where you'd go down the stores and underneath
and through a private door. But this was like a
long walk. So we're we're walking down and we turned
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down the alley and then there's like this old piece
of plywood that has been made into a door that
she is leading me, my son and my daughter and
my wife through.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (24:31):
And now I'm starting to think, okay, we now no
longer in New York City. See anybody, you're off the
beaten path, off never go off the beaten path way off.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So we take a right and as soon as we
take the right towards the door, it's a fox club.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
These three guys, these three Chinese guys in their in
their thirties, file right in behind Michael. Oh oh, and
I think you want drugs. And Alex and Judy are
further up. We start going up these long stairs and uh,
Michael tasks me. He goes, hey, look, and I look
behind us. So these three guys are like brushing up
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against Michael, the following us up these stairs.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
So Michael says, no, we're out. This is not good.
Let's go, Dad, we're out here.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
I'm like, what, We're halfway up the stairs, We're this
close to getting purses and now alarm had gone off
with you. Well, Michael, purse clearly, Michael says, did you
not see that? Lady give the head nod to these
three guys and they turned down the alley when we did.
I said, I miss that. So Michael, you know, Michael
six one two twenty five. So he plows through them,
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knocks them up against the wall.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
We're out here, and the lady at the top of
the stack, no, no purse right here, purt. Yeah, So
we start running and these guys running running back down
the alley.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Tour running.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
So now you're running. We're running, and my wife and
daughter are still behind me on the stairway. Your fan've
left your daughter, and you're we didn't, We didn't leave them.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
You said, hey, face, it sounds like you left them,
because you have left. We're running and there where they were.
That's a leave. I'm following my son.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
He's he's he's got he's got us out of the
doorway back into the alley, and I'm like, let's go,
we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
And then where's your daughter and wife? Uh?
Speaker 11 (26:14):
I finally see them, they're behind me and we and
we got out of there. But Michael said, did you
not see the head nod when we walked down the eye?
I said no, I completely missed it. And he said
he said, well, they were up to something. So Judy
you know, said, oh, they were clearly going to rob us,
you know. And then we talked to some other people
of the Chinese people said, never never leave the main street.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Don't ever do it. I mean, everybody knows you don't
leave the main draft.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Well then so we did find our purses because the
next person, the next person we talked to about the purses,
said come with me. I said, no, you bring the
purse's here. Two seconds later, there they are a big
garbage bag full of persons.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Make a pick, make them come to you. Yeah, so
you finally got your stolen goods. Thank goodness, we are right.
Are your illegal knockoff? They looked real.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, how about this one of our local radio games
have stopped by. I like to call him seasoned radio professor,
seasoned radio professional while he's here. He's got a season career.
He's a program director and charge of formats and such.
Just in case. He's even got a little catch a
little radio name. Hey guys, how you doing, buddy good? Thanks,
(27:23):
we don't see you much, justin good to see you.
What made you grace the plaza?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Well, I got up early. I decided I wanted to
just stop by on the way to work, and of
course I started off the day with a little incident.
Oh boy, yeah, my wife's brother is visiting. They drove
all the way down from Maine and promptly backed out
of the garage right into their car.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
This morning. Is that like a welcome thing. Well, I've
never been to Maine. I just drove across the continental
US and here's the I had a trailer hitch, scratch it,
trailer hitch.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I put a big old hole in the back bumper.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
So this is the second time I've done it in
a month, because one of her co workers stopped by
about a month ago and I backed into their car.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
So, if anybody comes to you, you have a problem.
I mean, is this. Do you ever heard of looking back?
Do you have a rearview mirror?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Review?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Are you driving with that bad hand?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Not only do I have a rearview mirror, I have
one of those screens that come up that show what's
behind you.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh you have a camera.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Yeah, well you know, but you got to know his motto,
never looked back. So I'm listening to you, guys, I'm laughing,
and then I get that big jolt. I'd like to
know what you were listened to when you hit the car.
I was listening to Greg was talking about something.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Please don't blame me. Was it torque? Yeah, you guys
were talking about torque, right, And it's my fault.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
No, I was just you know, you just gotta wiping
the tears from my eye and all that laughter.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But but, but, but, but you've done this. I know
how it feels. Oh, there's no worse feeling here that
I really feel stupid when I do that. How about
I know I'm stupid. My life was just getting into
her car when I did it, so she was looking
right at me. I got yeah, and then she gave me.
She gave me the face. It's like, like, what are
you doing? You know what that face is? Stupid? That's right.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
So you have guessed from Maine who made it all
the way down here. I don't know how that incident
how many how far is that a thousand? I don't know,
but it took them twenty three hours and they drove
all the way down here and then their car was
destroyed in your driveway.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, big ol' hole, right number bugs. When they're dodging
live stock, they're diving dodging hot how many hot holes?
Speaker 12 (29:36):
My wife just looked at me. I just pulled out
the check book. I'm like, one, I know how much
it costs from the last one.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So I've done it, so you're used to it not
being there. Yeah, and you're just in that habit. I
did the same thing.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
My daughter's been out of the house for five years now,
so there's never anybody in our driveway, so you pull
in and then you back out.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
So well, I would just not let anybody park there ever. Again,
like the part you were gonna have to get people
away from your garage door, the fact that he did
it twice. I love a month. I love I love
the grind.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I love that sound. Oh, and you hit somebody's car,
hit something when you call you that?
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah, no, but Rick, the favorite is when you put
it back in drive and you you you come out
of it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Then you know Rick knows he did it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, I've done it several times.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I backed into him and then you know, after you
hit and you start driving, then you think you hear
things like that might be wrong with your car. Oh yeah,
like I thought maybe my front end was out of
alignment because I backed into somebody and you come you
feel right?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Did you let the wheel go? So if it turns,
did you come on back a little hot when you
must come out of the garage kind of hot?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I did?
Speaker 12 (30:40):
I guess coming out good?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
He was having a great more here.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
So what is a what's a hole in a bumper?
Sets you back now days?
Speaker 12 (30:49):
The last one was just under one thousand dollars great,
oh well good, but it was that one was hanging
down a little bit. I punched it pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It may be a little over it. We've got we've
got audio of justin case coming out of his garage.
Greg is so funny. Oh I love that.
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Here we go, Well there's where's the end result?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Jeeah, listen. I did it in my son's truck. I mean,
and he was he was just got his license Inwhay.
I was gonna drive, and we were in his truck
and I backed it in my dad's truck, and I
never must looked at me, said I'm glad I wouldn't drive.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
I said, well, it would have been just because what
you got to do insurance wise is you've got to go, okay,
all right, my car is damaged. But now you know
whoever I hit is damaged, and a lot of times
they're within the same family.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So you're like, wow, that's a big double. We got
to hear this completely.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Now talk about torque, Greg, Well, you know it's just
a boy give me. Yeah, I know, honey, there's a
car behind. I don't know why I hit it. There's
never anything there.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yes, it's the same time.
Speaker 12 (32:03):
I know I have a camera.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Reason.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I wanted to take a thousand dollars and throw it
out the window into a breeze.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Hold on, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Here's the car door open, stringer out all right now,
talk about tort now, Greg.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
You know I was wore out and all we were
doing was the warm up.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I called.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 12 (32:22):
Yeah, sorry, honey, I'll go up and tell him. I'll
go up and tell them.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh, you had to wake them all. No, so they're
on vacation, trying to sleep like you have to wake
up up.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
What did you say? I just well, wait, wait a minute,
just here cares people coming to help.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Hello, guy that walks the weenie dog every morning.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Again.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Somebody's looking in there. If you be right now freaking
out there, they gonna go by the way. I hate
that that on commercials. I want to hear a siren.
Speaker 12 (33:04):
Oh I did the same thing.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, so you go, you go back up, you go
back upstairs, all right, or wherever they're trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, what are you not on?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (33:13):
I want his wife. His wife was up, kids were
already looking out the window.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Wokers. She wouldn't share what it was. It wasn't bad
enough because I've done things that were so horrible that
I lead with money first, just so y'all know I'm
gonna pay for everything. I'll lead them. I'll lead with
the money to try to soften it a little bit.
I got this, whatever it cost you.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
I just what we walked outside. I just said come
out here a second after he got out of bed
and threw some whatever close.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Him out, his hair still all upon his head. He
didn't tell him you walked him out there and didn't
just tell him no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
I just wanted to step outside and separate myself from
the kids. So they didn't do a little dance.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
You know, right, what dances get in an accident. That's
Adam Sandler making fun of you. Yeah, they do that.
So I thought you were milking.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Kind of was doing that, wasn't I anyway?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So I thought he was dancing like every fat person.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I just.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
That is my dance. By the way, at the wedding
receptions or anything. My wife says, the only dance I
do is the Caddyshack Gopher.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I kind of just sit there, but.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Look, yeah, you've had to experience with all your prom dates,
so you ought to do better than that.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
So I taught.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
I told her name is Sue. I said, hey, can
you get John up?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
For ye can you get John up? Meaning he's sleeping.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
He was sleeping, he came downstairs, wake came up.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Until after he drove twenty I said.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Hey, can you We stepped out on the driveway and
I said, hey, I backed into your car. Don't worry
about it. I'll take care of everything. Happened a month ago.
I know how it works, and I got a thousand dollars.
We went to look at it and he goes, oh, yeah,
that's a big old puncture wounded and uh then he goes, well,
it's my wife's car. I'm like, well, I just went,
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you know, right to the guy. She would have said, hey, Sue,
I backed into your car.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Family car that was hers? That long are they going
to be?
Speaker 12 (35:02):
And even though then you hear until next weekend and
then you.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Start thinking about crazy things because of from Maine, don't worry.
I'll take you to red Lobster. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah,
he's trying anything.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
And what I love too is the response you always
you always hear, well, man, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And then there were they're going and you know you
can see the look some Yeah, they're so frustrated. They
can't get that look off the phone. No, no, it's
okay to start rubbing their head like Greg does. So
you can say words, but you can't stop your facial spreads.
That's right, that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I've tried.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Oh no, it's fine, give you thanks, No, don't worry
about it. No, that's okay. And then there's that moment
it fixed.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
No worries, I think was the expression, no worries.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
We are fine. I don't care that. I dropped twenty
three hours here and was finally sleepy. Hey, what do
you think, Sue said?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
What do you pull back?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Sue, I never liked him. I never liked him. Have
you seen the animal story today? We got a two
two dandies today. It's funny that we could just talked
about the Komodo dragon. Yes, and we have that story. Ricky,
how about this? I saw this story over the Weekend,
and it had everything in it that all animal stories have.
(36:15):
First of all, people who have chosen to live on
the only island that even has Komodo dragons. So we've
got thousands of people that live on the island. And
of course, you know, you also have the animal apologies
coming out in a very rare attack, the Komodo dragons
have now begun to attack people, and not just people
(36:36):
who spook them. I'm talking about the one guy is
like in his office and one comes up the stairs
and bites him, and you know, with the venom and everything,
and he and he and he barely survives. He tried
to get the clamp off of him. But once they
clamp down, Oh, you're a.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Goner anyway, because of their deadly venom they have. There's
i mean, it'll like it's like corrosive, like eat through metal.
I mean, you're a goner.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
So now you know, because here's what we did. We
wanted to protect the Komodo dragon. Oh sure, because they
said at one point, and this is where the story
gets really inconsistent that we nearly lost them because of
course not because of it's funny how the evolution people
can't seem to be consistent. You know, right, here's the thing.
We killed too many of its prey. We poached too
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many deer, so they had no food, so they begin
to die off. Okay, got it. Well, now we brought
the deer back and stopped the poaching. Well, now the
Komodo dragons are flourishing again. But now they're starting to go, hey,
you know what else we like to dine on, and
that's people. Yeah, and so now they've started to but
Bubba in a rare, unprecedented attack. This is what I like.
(37:41):
It says.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yet, villagers who have lived for generation along the world's
alongside the world's largest and most deadly lizard, were not
afraid until the dragons started to attack.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Now, remember, I believe that there's been a call to
animals that that animal attacks have been increased, and a
lot of you think that that I'm out of my line.
These villagers are telling you they've had no issue with
these dragons, and all of a sudden, they're just starting
to pick people off like never before. And of course,
who they're gonna blame for this, people Rick.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
This was a forty six year old park ranger who,
like many Indonesians, goes by a single name.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
His name Maine.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Was doing paperwork when a dragon slithered up the stairs
of his wooden hut in Komodo National Park and went
for his ankles, dangling beneath the desk. When the ranger
tried to pry open the beasts powerful jaws, it locked
the tea his tee its teeth into his hand. Oh
my goodness, Godlee, I mean, folks, this is now. This
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guy survived though, Rick, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You know when I thought that I might be in
a dangerous situation of being attacked by Komodo dragon. You
let me tell you when when I started staying in
Komodo National Park.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, that's when I would have my Komodo rifle with
me at all time. It's like going hand a good
front where I might at. Yeah, it's like you chose
to live on Tiger River. Yeah, and you can't believe
a tiger got in your head?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
What's one doing here in the old in the old office,
it says here Rick. Let's see that.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
He was sewn up with fifty five stitches, and even
three months after the incident, is still swollen badly.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I don't think he's gonna make it so. He hadn't
even got through the infection part yet. Yep. Wow, just
because they stopped the bleeding, infection is gonna set in.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I mean, you realize how big this island is. Did
you see how big it is?
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, it's a big island. Seven hundred square miles is
the national park. And uh, it's a lot of Kimodos
by the way.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
There Again, I just don't see the need to live
alongside the deadly kimodo.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well that's just me and now, and you know what, We've.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Got snakes here that can but you, I got that.
But they can't run. I mean, these things can run at.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Incredible Hey, here's the thing. Why do we want to
live on it's named after him? I mean, give them island.
I mean, I mean, if you wanted to be one
island over right, and then we wash them out there.
It's not like rats where we all can't get away
from them. You can get away from a Komodo dragon.
Just don't live there. But but but here's another thing
about the Komodo dragon too. They showed a picture of it. Now,
picture this bad news on the story I saw over
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the weekend and guess what it was slithering out of
what a bathroom? A public restroom, said, They've been known
to get a public restroom.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, I've I've heard of going to a public restroom
and that being bad. But I'm gonna tell you, when
they get in there, flip the light on and the
komodos working on you, it's evenore.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well yeah, well right, you have to and then you
try to flush the Kimodo.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
A matter of fact, I've been in some porta potties
that I almost had rather take on the Komodo.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, somebody said, I went to a public restroom on
Komodo National Park. I went to sit on Komode and
send them the komodover. But you know, here's the thing is,
when you talk about this with the Komodo dragon, they
can go eighteen to twenty miles an hour running. When
they get all four of them going, you're seeing them running.
I mean they get it all going like four paddles.
But they can go so anyway. So Komodos are now
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killing more human's an attacking directly even unprovoked now on
Komodo Island, in the Komodo National Park.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
The people of the village rick are now asking for
a six foot high concrete wall to be built around
their village a komodo, as they said, the kimodos cannot
climb over.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, but sooner later there'll be there'll be some komodo
that'll stand in front of it, say tear down this wall.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Sure, you know what. Sure, somebody leave the gate open,
they'll come right slid right here. Yeah. All this is
only as good as as as somebody shutting the door. Yeah,
did you hear this. There's one the fisherman who got
killed a few months ago.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, said he was killed when he stepped on a
lizard in the grass as he was heading to a
field to pick fruit from a sugar tree, and it
killed it.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
But here we go kill. There's all sorts of places
to live in this world. I mean, why don't we
just mark off Komodo Island. I mean, you know, I
can't deal with I need to go get some fruit,
and I think I'd like to wet a hook. But
you know what, I could step on a komodo on
the way and I and look to me, that's that.
That's not if I step on a timber rattler, it
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can happen and I get and I get hit by it.
You know, we got a pretty good success rate. But
if Kimodo gets you, I mean, next thing, you know,
he's eating, you know, for you from the thigh down,
throwing it up and swallowing a hole. Well the thing too.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
If you're a dinosaur, if you're out where timber rattlers are,
you're probably gonna have your snake boots on.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
You're gonna be alert. You might even have your side
arm with you.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
And as you say you can, you can, you know,
take steps a Komodo dragon. It don't matter if I
got a suit of armor on, he can get me.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Well, but I'll tell you this about timber.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Dinosaur, rick, It's a living, breathing, flesh eating dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Let me tell you where I will not go pick
fruit though, and that's in timber rattler field. Yeah, you know,
you're right, got it. I'm not gonna cut through a
place named after rattlesnakes, are you no rattler's red?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, especially even while I go hunting and somebody will
have a field named rattlesnake.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
I go you know where else? I don't swim in
shark lagoon I want to know. I want to go
over to Lamb Meadow. Hey, I'll tell you one thing.
When you wait to get that, you have to go
through Python pitt To Why they call it that? What
do you name this valley of the dinosaurs? Oh, you'll
see right now. I tell you what you want to
(43:13):
stay away from. You don't want to get on Barracuda reef. Yeah, no,
don't swim there. I don't know how many of us
have ever been exposed to karaoke arius our Japanese friends
call it karaoke. Uh, but uh, I will tell you
this karaoke is it's you know how we talk about
I remember we did the show office parties way to
celebrate the success of the year. Or formula for trouble, Yes, missilete.
(43:36):
You know there's certain things that you all always know
are are the are the ingredients for trouble? Well, for
some reason, it never fails if people start partaking of
the adult beverages as we just heard. And I think
any time on a day like Cinko Demayo, when we
can bring attention to alcohol abuse, we should. But you know,
there's something about karaoke and alcohol that that that don't
(43:58):
mix but then you think, well that the worst one
is when some guys up there singing and people start
shouting at him that he can't sing, and then they
get into a fight. Well, that that one is bad.
But there's nothing worse than when someone's wife decides she'll
take the stand and she'll grab the microphone and she'll
start doing her a little seductive song and maybe having
a little dance to the music and turn herself into
(44:20):
a pop princess. And of course, in this case, bubb
it appears that this young this woman did such a
good job that the audience began to respond.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Rick It says seven people actually ended up arrested after
the fight broke out early Sunday. Now that is code
named for two o'clock Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Let's get our formula together. Let's get our formula together
middle of the night or early morning. Okay, no one
concerned about going to church because they're gonna they're almost
up when church is about to start, they're still up.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
All right.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Now, we've got ourselves adult beverages that everybody's abusing.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Have you noticed these stories never happen at four o'clock
in the afternoon, Rarely, rarely.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Ever and then someone makes the great decision to tell
their wife, won't you get a par sing?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Hey get a purch sing?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Honey showed how you do it at the high out
sing you sing some Madonna's song or something, or or
you know what? You know what she doesn't sing. It
doesn't say what she's singing. Let's make some guesses when
we hear the story. What do you think she was singing?
I say it was either a Shannai Twain. I think
that's a great guess, or Britney spears. Britney Spears is
a great guess. Possibly I did it. Yeah, yeah, it
(45:31):
probably wasn't Madonna because I think this this person probably
thinks that's too old. All right, I ain't. But anyway,
whatever she was singing, it did draw a response from
the crowd.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Said the brawl began when a man became upset that
his wife got slapped on the buttocks while singing a song.
The police said that beer bottles and chairs were thrown
during the melee, while restaurant security used pepper spray on
the fighters, and upward of one hundred people tried to exit.
(46:01):
And Rick, I'm gonna guess all about the same time. Yes,
those arrested were charged with riot and disorderly conduct. Five
were taken to the county jail. The other two went
to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
First. Well, there you are. I'm gonna guess some stitches
were involved. This under the headline Karaoke Gone bad. Yes,
you know, but I hate the fact they're not. They
do not mention what she was singing. I think we
have to be in the neighborhood. No, well, sure we are,
but I would just like to know for sure. Maybe
a song by the pop icon Pink could be right.
(46:35):
The lyrics may be a little tough for this group
to pull off this time of night. Well, that's true, true,
I think you're right. It might have been Shannai.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, And it looks like when they.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Singing to her husband, I just see that it's a
little more upbeat. There you go, all right, somebody decided
just to reach up there and get in on the party.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Well, they thought they.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Would show their appreciation for the someone's wive's performance. Yes,
you know, you know, if I could give the husband
just a little bit of a heads up though, you
know how you can keep you wiy from taking a
slap to the overar end. Yes, uh, don't don't don't
put her up on the karaoke stage in the middle
of the night, right love a bunch of girls in
front of the fact that that was your decision, that
that that I mean, who did I think? This was
(47:29):
Tim McGraw. I mean, you know, by the way, how
about faith He'll coming out there and having a word
with everybody. That's still one of my favorite videos. It
is because it shows you, no matter what what level
of stardom you reach, husband and wife relationships.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Are just still they're exactly the same. Yes, they're always
you know, yeah, I know she's the lady. But it
says here at the bottom of the story she was singing,
uh this.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
You wouldn't say that free. Still you have to think
about what would what would cause that response. Let's see,
you know, I don't let me think moment. There's more
coming in on the story, Barnes, and we have some
suggestions here people what people think she was singing?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Betty?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Look at that if you see it, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
With it?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Wicked games now that one here it is, this is
what I see it now here it is okay, yeah,
I'm trying. Okay, looks at the bottom of the story.
(48:46):
It's weird because it's there's conflicting story.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Then to sixty four, I Love Loves Going to Leave.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, you know that's that
that song. When I hear it still makes me feel strange.
You remember when that was used as the theme music
for the first ever Yes I Do, Yes I Do.
That's exactly what I thought about, Yeah I did, too speedy.
(49:15):
I'm thinking of a song that you used to hate.
God you didn't like it. Well, I mean, there's so
many back in the day. Rick's list of songs. He hay,
it's a very long list. What are you talking about?
I'm mad at myself right now. I mean, can can
you imagine? I mean, you know, what are you all
(49:36):
trying to think of songs? Okay, all right, I'm just
started talk to me. I don't know you dare go
to break now. I really believe that Bubba may be right.
But you know, Portland, Oregon, probably she did some kind
of Britney song. Maybe maybe a Janet Jackson. You know,
(50:00):
both of those put out certain albums that they were
trying to make a point on, and any of those
songs would have probably caused us to take place. Yes,
I would think, don't you. It didn't have to be anything, Rick,
Let's face it, right, could could could be, could even
be a song from what's what's the singer that used
to be? In no doubt? What's her name? Uh, Gwen Stefana?
Speaker 13 (50:21):
Yeah, yeah, there could be some Some of that would
have been I'm a rich girl who knows well? Right,
what's the name of hollow back Girl? Yeah, yeah, I'm
a rich girl?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Was actually holl of nots No, she did something like that.
What's the name of that? Gwenn? Yeah, I know that
rich She did one too that was almost the same that.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
What's cool of it?
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, y'all are singing it like I am?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
But what was the.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Well? How about the Sweetest gate financially stable Girl?
Speaker 5 (50:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Mmm, I don't know, and I'm gonna find it. By
the way, we haven't even considered what are you waiting for? Listen,
we haven't even considered that she might have been singing
a Fergie song. Oh I think now, think you're on it? Yeah,
I mean, none of them that we could play than glamorous, Rick,
you can go with glamor well, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
She did?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Mm hmm so you're you're you're that, you're that person.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's what.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
You think.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
You're singing that. No, I don't. You're the one that
suggested it. Spadi. All right, let's listen, Mott. Look here,
I am justified. Here you go, Rick Rich girl, I'm
afraid of these songs. When their lyrics come out, I'm
(51:49):
afraid to even play them. That's the Disney verse, the
Disney verse. Oh I know what it was, Rick that
I got it. Okay, you found that even a DC's
wearing right, that's just baby got back less. Admit, if
(52:09):
there's YouTube of the actual performance, we'd all want it. Bubba,
I'll hang out and playing song. I'll talk to you
all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Ricking Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's
greatest tips.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hits, Ricking Bubba, Rick and.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Bubba Pandemonium has broken out here in the broadcast, Plaza
and teleport, Michael, Papa John. Anytime Poppy's around, Yeah, is
our guest. He is an actor. You've seen him in
many television series, movies. He's always the bad guy, the nemesis.
He's in many fight scenes. So that has now spawned
because Poppy loves the art of movie making. He can't
(00:35):
stand it. And now we suggested that he take the
real Greg Burgess and create a fight scene, a fake
fight scene. I'm out add and Poppy has gone crazy
in the break to the point that he has pulled
a young lady out of.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The crowd and you set up chairs. He's cast the
whole scene.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Set the scene for what you're setting up here, what
we're about to watch?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh shaw, you may to set the scene.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Tells tell us what you've arranged.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Well, it's a club, it's club night. It's hot and
steamy at a bar called Jitterbugs, and Michael pop John
is playing a character named Tucker take off my ring
because I get my rolls.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm taking my ring off. Okay, keep in mind, keep
in mind, I kid you not. This is an actor
so committed. I mean, he's got he's got potential to
turn into some weird, woking phoenix. He actually knocked his
own tooth act because he thought the character in rust
And should be toothless in one side.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
And it helped me raise money when I had one tooth. Okay, okay,
so hey, so here's we're gonna set the scene right.
You're Tucker, and you're you're the hitter Bugs. I'm the
blue collar guy that's just making ends meet. I'm in
the concrete business and I'm just gone through a divorce
and i have a one year old baby.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And you're bitter, and you're bitter, and I'm really I'm
just lonely and lonely.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I've been drinking a little bit. Rights I had a
couple of Yaegermeisters, and I'm bitter, and I've been drinking. Okay,
get her and drinking, and I'm lonely. And I meet Linda, the.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Young lady from the audience.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, we pulled her from the audience, and she has
a husband up there. What's his name?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Have you explained to him what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I told Dave that you gotta surrender to the art
and let Linda, you know, go full of boat if
she needs to kiss me or rub my neck or
we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We hope not.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Well, whatever happens happened. Sometimes when the camera rolls, people
just go it's an art.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Surrender to the art.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
What's what's Linda's husbands name?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Again, David?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I try to always keep back. I don't want to remember.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
His name because now you can't get into the role
because exactly. But but in this case, Greg will play David.
Greg will exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It's good the good Rick, You're good, right, you're directing
this kind of so David.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Greg comes in praying day David and confronts me about
tell us about David. David is goatee. Uh, he's been
drinking too, uh blue collar Uh uh, praise known me.
Jealous of me because I was a good athlete in
high school or something, so he's better. He got cut
from the team or something. Yeah, he's never liked you.
(03:17):
There is some never like he knows we know him.
And he's bitter and he's he coming out. He's confronting
me for flirting with Linda.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, so you're flirting with Linda, his his wife in
a bar. Both you had too much to drink and
a fight things about to break out.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Well, he's confronting me, so we don't know what's going
to happen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, all right, So and coming in late, could Ryan
be the club owner?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well? Ryan, yes, friendly, Ryan, Ryan is done. Oh, the
door man we don't want to make right, he don't
bouncer club owner.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
His name is Bucky.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Bucky comes in? Is he a bouncer with a go?
He's a bouncer. He's been drinking too, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And he's bitter, and he's divorced and he's got like
three kids and uh he's uh he does web development
on the.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Side, right, Yes he uh, yes, it does. He's a
real he's a real internet type guy. But he just
really had reached his potential. So that makes even more angry.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Everybody's people are lonely and they're bitter and lonely. Yes,
and and Baba plays the bartender zigging who's running a
special on the Chocolate Monkey.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Right, So, David, I'm a Bucky Bucky the.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You are chucker. Yes, the listener is playing Linda, David's wife.
Greg is playing David, and and Ryan is Bucky the doorman.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Talk through it or just do it. Let's just do.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Audio. Man's agreed, and you've talked Greg how to do
a fight right test one? To get right over, you
have to give him a lot. Okay, yeah, yeah, here
we go. All right, Greg's come in and he will
catch Tucker flirting with his wife right right there, right there.
(05:10):
Got Okay, she's got it. Well these Hollywood times. Jitterbugs
scene one.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Okay, jitterbugs scene one one second. Let you set the scene.
We got the music to smoke the alcohol and give
Linda and Papa John a few about ten seconds just
to cozy up. I believe how attractive you are you,
(05:35):
I mean your body. I saw you on the dance.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
God, it's just nice. It's really nice to me. I've
been really lonely.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
That's a married woman. What's your problem? He just watched
the face and there's his wife. Plan is doing a
drinking stomping Greg.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh wow, that was about Hey, let's get back to
where we were. That looked just like Ryan. That's part
it's not in the movie.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You're getting Let's go slow down?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Wow, would have I would to see by the way,
By the way, Ryan bounced when he hit Hey, let
me let me give all your problem.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's pretty good. Did you feel like they did a
pretty good job with that?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Alright, we need to go apologize to the husband.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, the real one, Yeah, the real one. She just
she just beat my ear low, that's all she did.
It looks like you have Hickey's on the back of
your neck.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Thank you for letting your wife really get into the role.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Poppy, look at you seem a little winded.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, I mean these are physical guys here, a lot
of people, you know, blue collar drinking. Yeah, the bar.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I asked Speedy if that looked real. He assure
me it did.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Welcome back to the Rick and Bubba broadcast. Pleasant. He's
loaded like a fagg of cat, comedian, motivational speaker, singer, songwriter,
our lover, father, husband, brother.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Don't even say my name until I have a chance
to say. Leonora, that sweater's gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Girl.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
You still hold the Christmas spirit? Man, God bless you.
Ain't your family girl, John Morgan annoying looking righteous in
the blue sweater.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
We've got the Christmas scene on it, ye.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's right minute ago. I saw Rudolph leading signer right across.
Did you seriously? I did? John, wouldn't did you bring us?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I brought you some some some some things from your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Because I know.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Y'all don't get out much.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I brought some red pepper jelly because I don't eat it,
and it came to me in the gift bucks, right uh.
And some bread, some whole wheat brea because i'morried about
y'a health, Some Twizzlers because you got to have a
little sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
And then I got you some sunglass.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Holess you, thank you, John, because you know it's the
Christmas speed spirit, it's the Christmas.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Merry Christmas to you, Christmas to you.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
And I probably we ought to say Merry Christmas, you know,
tired of people telling us we can't say what we
want to say, you know, and I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Merry Christmas. It's a life of Christ that we celebrate
on Christmas. So let's be real about it. You know,
Uh what about uh? What about the children, updated on,
then what's there?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Everybody's doing good, you know, everybody's doing good. I know
what the boys want, not really sure what the daughter wants.
You know, she's Chinese. You know, I really can't read
her face. You know it's flat lining you uh you
know you know she uh you know you know, watch
you change. I never spank her. I never spank her.
They they you know you spank her. It breaks your heart,
you know, because when she cried, the water just fall out.
They don't have a bout of my lits.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
And but I love her.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And I got a call for how to go to school.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Had to go to school, Speedy had to go to
school because they called me about the daughter.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Right, you expected, about the suns you expected?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
So they rolled me in, My dear people, they rolled
me in and uh and they said, mister morm, when
you talk to you about your daughter? And I said, okay,
well seriously, seriously, And underneath there was choice words, but
I held back because I.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Knew where I was.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
And so they said, you know it's nothing bad when
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Test your daughter for the gifted program.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Oh well, then I took a deep breath and I said, well,
you know, seriously, did you have to call me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
In for this, you know?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And they said, well, you know, most parents are really happy.
And I said, yeah, great, do what you gotta do.
And I said, seriously, most parents are happy, I said,
she Chinese, man, we expected it. You tell me you're
gonna test one of them boys. I do flips all
through it. You know, I brought them into the world.
You know what I'm saying, right, and just you know,
one thing unfolds or another. But but I'm loving the
(09:41):
kids and life in Louisiana's doing okay. You know, we're
trying to bounce back from that old spill and uh uh.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And let me be so clear as to say this
clear too.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
If George Bush don't like black people, I can promise
you Obama don't like caguns.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Lay that roll that on the line right.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
There for his pictorial and jacket pants and lopus gotta oh,
you're gonna help dig up. All I wanted him to
do is just gotta lean over one of the big
ears and scoop up about it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
John Pinett is our gas. Unfortunately, our time wrapping up
with him now, John, we want to finish the story
you're you're Wow, that went by fast? I did you're
You're in Awa?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Yes, and and the Iowa State Fairground and you were
brought out to a rib festival. Yes, there was a
rib festival going on booth rib. Now I'm usually a vegetarian,
but I said, you know what, one day won't hurt right,
one day? One like, I don't need heal. But he
grows up, you know, he's gotta go. Somebody asked me
if I like in the health food store. We talked
about that. Somebody walks up.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
To be people.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Really, this isn't like an act. I mean, I get
weird people. I mean God puts these people in my life.
I mean, I guess I'm being helped writing my act.
But uh so this lady walks up to be in sane?
Would you like your beef? Cruelty free?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Put the count to Disney World, put them on the rides,
get them Mickey years, take them to the character buffet,
then whack them on the way to the airport. Didn't
you like, Mickey? Don't turn around. Don't turn around. Now
I'm in the rib line at the rib festival and
I'm starting to lose my cherub like demeanor because people
(11:26):
are asking questions and what kind of just to look
like they know something, you know?
Speaker 9 (11:31):
And for what kind of wood do you use in
your smoker?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
The line, yeah, developing the ewalk like growl.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Is this a vinegar based barbecue sauce?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Do you think?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Do you think the ribs? Do you think sauce is
a condimented? Do you think it's an essential part of that?
Go on rib chat dot com. How big is the
rack of ribs? It's about the size of a rock
of ribs. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
And then I was almost I was almost gonna get ribs.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I had a couple in front of him.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
You're so c but they they were they weren't. They
weren't ordering, they were chatty. See they were from Uh
they didn't. They weren't from Des Moines. They drove there
from Omaha, Nebraska. They drove there in their brand new Winnebago.
Well it's not brand new nine thousand miles, but it
might as well be brand new. They bought it from
the neighbor across the street. Mary and George. Now Maria
had a stroke and Georgia just retired and Mary had
(12:30):
the stroke. Now she's doing much better. Don't get me wrong.
When she first had the stroke symptoms, her daughter is
a nurse. Now she your daughter was there and she
gave her an aspirin And do you know how much
of a difference it makes? They say, her rehabilitation. But anyways,
when they bought George were a heartbroken. He wants to
sell them Winnebago to us, but we thought, we're across.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Get out of the line, Get out of the line.
Then they asked the guy how he made his ribs.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Oh no, now that's a stool, that's like his life.
And he sat down in a rocking chair. No, I
wanted everybody to gather around. He poured himself a drink.
He started to whittle, whittle, who does that now? And
it began with It all started in nineteen fifty eight
in the woods outside of Asheville, North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
And I don't remember what happened after that.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I woke up in the woods and there there were
rib bones all around me. So I guess I got
the ribs. Either that or I ate a deer. I
really couldn't tell you. I don't, I don't, I don't
remember anything. It was kind of a rib blackout. But
you know you don't feel good on a billy full
(13:46):
of ribs. Really, no, don't take a nap after having
a couple of racks of ribs.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
You will have nightmares.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
I dreamt I was on stage and a pig walked
out of me. Oh, it was a zombie pig. And
I when when a pig walks out of you, you
can't pay any pay no attention to the zombie pig.
They have to tell them it was a magic trick.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Are you following this bizarre story of American ice skater
Johnny Weir?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Johnny wear how do you say? I know this may
shock you. I rarely know what's going on with men's
figure skating.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And I know, and really, quite frankly, I'm proud of that.
But Rick for people who saw the movie Blades of
Glory and said that it may have been a little overdone,
they they're having to take a step back today and go, well, no,
not really. Uh, by the way, a funny, funny, funny movie.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I laugh hard when I see that movie.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Maybe I shouldn't, but I do, and I hate to laugh,
and didn't be a liar about it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But uh, now is Johnny is he American where's she from.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
He's a he's an American skater. And Rick he he
got famous uh at the at the trials.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And and coming in.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Because he wore he wore a little outfit that had
a little little fur across it. It was like a
strapless gown, look, you know, and it had a little
fur across it across the top. It looked kind of
like you know the tensil you string on a Christmas tree.
Like he had a row of that across the top
here of a strapless gown and uh he uh and
(15:37):
Pete got after it, I mean pet just and and
they started threatening him and he's he's running from them,
and he had to move from the place he was
staying into a protected area so that Peter couldn't get
to it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And there after his fur.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, Peta has been like put on the terraced watch
list at the Olympics because they.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Look and they're very serious. I mean, because you know,
they attacked to me when I was protesting.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
You had an outfit similar very I.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Did, and uh and uh, I wore my.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Uncle Duke's outfit, but that's where I was going. But
but you know, they're very serious about it.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
But It's just so it's so amazing to me how
this the the very thing they protest. I mean, they're
meaner than anybody. They're meaner than anybody they want to
they want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You know, didn't you this do that he's scared? I mean,
didn't he say he's very scared. Oh, yeah, he's scared.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
As a matter of fact, he took the fur off
of his little warm up.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Out grudgingly because yeah, you know, he had worked hard
to get that fox fur on his little he did.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
He used the hot blue gun for day after day
to get that stake.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And it had a little sparkle to it, like tinseil
or darling. It was like a fur garland around his name.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
So that this has been kind of controversy. Have y'all
been following this at the Olympics? I mean, and he,
I mean, he admitted in one of these stories he said, uh,
he said he he's scared of Peter. He said he
knows that they're falling around and that and he said, uh,
he said, uh uh, they're they're falling around with this
(17:11):
bucket of blood and they're trying to throw blood on him.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, because he wore that fox fur around his neck. Okay,
where did they get the blood? I know it?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I got to tell you something. If one of my
sons wanted to wear fox fur around his little outfit,
they'd be much bigger issues in the fox that gave
his life. Yeah, I would be protesting also, but in
a different way. Right, I would have another protest. Uh.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Now, get this, It says last week before he moved
into a room with ice dancer. Oh gosh, Tanneth Belding.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I guess I can't say. We'll get to that.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
In a moment, he reaffirmed that he was a diva
when it came to his living arrangements. He took shots
at the competitors after one of the Canadian ice skaters
suggested that the top skaters were practicing quadruple jumps to
intimidate the other skaters before the short program, he says,
I'm not intimidated, not by anything, not by flowing blonde hair,
(18:06):
not by a tanned face. And I'm not intimidated by
anything except maybe Peta standing outside my door with a
bucket of blood.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
And how about this? His read Bubba that the second
to the last paragraph.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Ay the way any guy that refers to hisself as
Were's it says we're's biggest headache. Yeah, we're's biggest headache.
In recent years hasn't been leaving conditions or peta or
the endless object adjectives about him. His problem has been skating.
He wants threatened to join American hopefuls who have won
(18:42):
one medal since nineteen ninety two, but he lagged behind stronger,
more athletic skaters.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
So he's always been a little behind the curve. You
see what I'm saying. I mean, he's not that's you
know how about this.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I'm hoping Peter throws blood on him. Greg. I heard
the helms. He's gonna challenge him to ice skating, right,
I mean, that's what I have to. Let me tell
you him. You picked three little things? You think this lit?
Do you think this little man won't pitch your hissy fit?
He's a diva rix what he is? Self proclaimed Eva.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Uh, the the ice dancer did not just open the
door for a friend and teammates. She found herself an
interior decorator who studied fashion designs at the University of Delaware.
He walked into the living quarters told Belden that it
smelled like a wet dog. And he went to work
ill place like a wet dog, and we got to
do something place. The place was spotless by the time
(19:32):
he finished cleaning. He decked out the room with posters
of Lady Ga Gay and Audrey and added pink bath
mats and scented candles. Belden said the room smelled amazing.
She says, I feel really lucky to have him as
a roommate.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
I love, I love and safe, I love, I love
the line Peter basically chased him out of his living
quarters and into a room.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
And don't forget he's running, can't get away from me.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Look, he runs in a run, slams the door and
in turns of it goes. I need to redecorate this place,
fixes it up. It's like a wet dog in here.
Curtain and those curtains are making me sick. You know what.
I love to see him.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I'd love to see him come out on the you know,
on the porch there wherever he's staying and announced to Peter.
He said, if I see that bucket of blood, you're
gonna drink it.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Come get me. I for you lot. This guy can't.
I know, I'm saying what I would like for him.
He don't need to be wearing for anyway. I mean,
Bubba'd you say, Lady Gaga, Yeah he did, That's what
he I'm just reading the quote this. We are chatting
with jt Old, friend of the Rick and Bubba Show
(20:45):
and radio legend Ready radio a lot of parts radio
veteran hypochondriac and uh it seems to always looking for
a deal, willing to cut a deal. And you were
telling us that you made a trip to New York City.
Now you also have You have a couple of running themes.
You're often injured, You're often sick. I'm not sick. Well,
(21:08):
you think you're sick, right, Yeah, you're worried about it
being you're worried about being sick.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I would like to call just health conscious. You'd like
to be aware of I mean, you start to get
to be forty five, fifty years old, you start to
want to pay attention to what's going on. Some people
won't get their yearly physicals. One's last time you had
your physical before this last one about twenty years. You see,
that's not good.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So you also have this fear and you always believe
that people are trying to kill you. And so you're
in New York City.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
Oh so okay, So we take a family trip to
New York City right for the holidays, and you know,
there's a couple of my daughter's sorority sisters that wanted
to get some of those purses you can buy in Chinatown.
So Alex wanted one to She said, I'd like to get,
you know, a coach purse, you know, and they're only
twenty five dollars in Chinatown. So we take a trip
(21:54):
to Chinatown a good call, and there are I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Who's all on this? Michael, you're oh yeah, it's me
and Judy. What's your wife?
Speaker 11 (22:03):
And Michael my son who's a junior in high school,
and my daughter, my daughter Alex, who is sophomore in
college at the time. Okay, so we go into Chinatown
and I've never I've never been to Chinatown before. I've
been to New York City, but never into China, to
the heart of Chinatown.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, there's big trouble, a little China. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
So we're looking for these purses and they are everywhere,
I mean, and so we run into you know, one lady,
come on, we take a look.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Take look.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
So we she said, we get into van. Here, look
at my puss. I show you.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Yeah, we get in the van and they put you
in these vans. They slide the van shutting what and
they just parked on the curb and they turned the
van light on and it's like surrounding. You know, shag
carpeting in those mini vans used to be in the seventies.
It is shag carpet purses.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
So you're you're in a hot van. You stepped into
a van to buy a purse all for shout of
town in here. This is no big deal there, but
it is. I went the story hens.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Well, then we look at the Then we look at
the purses and uh, they want too much money. They're
like thirty five to forty dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Will you give me thirty five dollars? You know you
got mine.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
So we said no, we're out. So we go out
and we're like, okay, that wasn't bad. We got the
system down on how to buy them. Let's find another
lady to talk to about a purse. So we find
this this other Chinese lady and she says, all right,
follow me, follow me.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
You'll follow me my van. I better. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
So we're walking down the street to the next van
and the last time we only walked like a block
and a half and cross the street and there's the van. Well,
now we've walked like six blocks and had three or
four turns. Uh oh, And we're walking through where the
fish are all set up, and now we're in like
almost the outskirts of Chinatown.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I ask you something, I sweat too tight on you?
Too tight? I don't know. Mike Tyson was there. I say,
you sweat also.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
So we turned the we turned, we turned down the
we turned down the alley to go to this lady's
place where she's got all these purses and other places
having storefronts where you'd go down the stores and underneath
and through a private door. But this was like a
long walk. So we're we're walking down and we turned
(24:18):
down the alley and then there's like this old piece
of plywood that has been made into a door that
she is leading me, my son and my daughter and
my wife through.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (24:31):
And now I'm starting to think, okay, we now no
longer in New York City. See anybody, you're off the
beaten path, off never go off the beaten path way off.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So we take a right and as soon as we
take the right towards the door, it's a fox club.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
These three guys, these three Chinese guys in their in
their thirties, file right in behind Michael. Oh oh, and
I think you want drugs. And Alex and Judy are
further up. We start going up these long stairs and uh,
Michael tasks me. He goes, hey, look, and I look
behind us. So these three guys are like brushing up
(25:06):
against Michael, the following us up these stairs.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
So Michael says, no, we're out. This is not good.
Let's go, Dad, we're out here.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
I'm like, what, We're halfway up the stairs, We're this
close to getting purses and now alarm had gone off
with you. Well, Michael, purse clearly, Michael says, did you
not see that? Lady give the head nod to these
three guys and they turned down the alley when we did.
I said, I miss that. So Michael, you know, Michael
six one two twenty five. So he plows through them,
(25:34):
knocks them up against the wall.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (25:36):
We're out here, and the lady at the top of
the stack, no, no purse right here, purt. Yeah, So
we start running and these guys running running back down
the alley.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Tour running.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
So now you're running. We're running, and my wife and
daughter are still behind me on the stairway. Your fan've
left your daughter, and you're we didn't, We didn't leave them.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
You said, hey, face, it sounds like you left them,
because you have left. We're running and there where they were.
That's a leave. I'm following my son.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
He's he's he's got he's got us out of the
doorway back into the alley, and I'm like, let's go,
we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
And then where's your daughter and wife? Uh?
Speaker 11 (26:14):
I finally see them, they're behind me and we and
we got out of there. But Michael said, did you
not see the head nod when we walked down the eye?
I said no, I completely missed it. And he said
he said, well, they were up to something. So Judy
you know, said, oh, they were clearly going to rob us,
you know. And then we talked to some other people
of the Chinese people said, never never leave the main street.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Don't ever do it. I mean, everybody knows you don't
leave the main draft.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Well then so we did find our purses because the
next person, the next person we talked to about the purses,
said come with me. I said, no, you bring the
purse's here. Two seconds later, there they are a big
garbage bag full of persons.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Make a pick, make them come to you. Yeah, so
you finally got your stolen goods. Thank goodness, we are right.
Are your illegal knockoff? They looked real.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, how about this one of our local radio games
have stopped by. I like to call him seasoned radio professor,
seasoned radio professional while he's here. He's got a season career.
He's a program director and charge of formats and such.
Just in case. He's even got a little catch a
little radio name. Hey guys, how you doing, buddy good? Thanks,
(27:23):
we don't see you much, justin good to see you.
What made you grace the plaza?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Well, I got up early. I decided I wanted to
just stop by on the way to work, and of
course I started off the day with a little incident.
Oh boy, yeah, my wife's brother is visiting. They drove
all the way down from Maine and promptly backed out
of the garage right into their car.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
This morning. Is that like a welcome thing. Well, I've
never been to Maine. I just drove across the continental
US and here's the I had a trailer hitch, scratch it,
trailer hitch.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I put a big old hole in the back bumper.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
So this is the second time I've done it in
a month, because one of her co workers stopped by
about a month ago and I backed into their car.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
So, if anybody comes to you, you have a problem.
I mean, is this. Do you ever heard of looking back?
Do you have a rearview mirror?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Review?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Are you driving with that bad hand?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Not only do I have a rearview mirror, I have
one of those screens that come up that show what's
behind you.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh you have a camera.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Yeah, well you know, but you got to know his motto,
never looked back. So I'm listening to you, guys, I'm laughing,
and then I get that big jolt. I'd like to
know what you were listened to when you hit the car.
I was listening to Greg was talking about something.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Please don't blame me. Was it torque? Yeah, you guys
were talking about torque, right, And it's my fault.
Speaker 12 (28:47):
No, I was just you know, you just gotta wiping
the tears from my eye and all that laughter.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But but, but, but, but you've done this. I know
how it feels. Oh, there's no worse feeling here that
I really feel stupid when I do that. How about
I know I'm stupid. My life was just getting into
her car when I did it, so she was looking
right at me. I got yeah, and then she gave me.
She gave me the face. It's like, like, what are
you doing? You know what that face is? Stupid? That's right.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
So you have guessed from Maine who made it all
the way down here. I don't know how that incident
how many how far is that a thousand? I don't know,
but it took them twenty three hours and they drove
all the way down here and then their car was
destroyed in your driveway.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, big ol' hole, right number bugs. When they're dodging
live stock, they're diving dodging hot how many hot holes?
Speaker 12 (29:36):
My wife just looked at me. I just pulled out
the check book. I'm like, one, I know how much
it costs from the last one.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So I've done it, so you're used to it not
being there. Yeah, and you're just in that habit. I
did the same thing.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
My daughter's been out of the house for five years now,
so there's never anybody in our driveway, so you pull
in and then you back out.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
So well, I would just not let anybody park there ever. Again,
like the part you were gonna have to get people
away from your garage door, the fact that he did
it twice. I love a month. I love I love
the grind.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I love that sound. Oh, and you hit somebody's car,
hit something when you call you that?
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah, no, but Rick, the favorite is when you put
it back in drive and you you you come out
of it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Then you know Rick knows he did it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah, I've done it several times.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
I backed into him and then you know, after you
hit and you start driving, then you think you hear
things like that might be wrong with your car. Oh yeah,
like I thought maybe my front end was out of
alignment because I backed into somebody and you come you
feel right?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Did you let the wheel go? So if it turns,
did you come on back a little hot when you
must come out of the garage kind of hot?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I did?
Speaker 12 (30:40):
I guess coming out good?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
He was having a great more here.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
So what is a what's a hole in a bumper?
Sets you back now days?
Speaker 12 (30:49):
The last one was just under one thousand dollars great,
oh well good, but it was that one was hanging
down a little bit. I punched it pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It may be a little over it. We've got we've
got audio of justin case coming out of his garage.
Greg is so funny. Oh I love that.
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Here we go, Well there's where's the end result?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Jeeah, listen. I did it in my son's truck. I mean,
and he was he was just got his license Inwhay.
I was gonna drive, and we were in his truck
and I backed it in my dad's truck, and I
never must looked at me, said I'm glad I wouldn't drive.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
I said, well, it would have been just because what
you got to do insurance wise is you've got to go, okay,
all right, my car is damaged. But now you know
whoever I hit is damaged, and a lot of times
they're within the same family.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So you're like, wow, that's a big double. We got
to hear this completely.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Now talk about torque, Greg, Well, you know it's just
a boy give me. Yeah, I know, honey, there's a
car behind. I don't know why I hit it. There's
never anything there.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yes, it's the same time.
Speaker 12 (32:03):
I know I have a camera.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Reason.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I wanted to take a thousand dollars and throw it
out the window into a breeze.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Hold on, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Here's the car door open, stringer out all right now,
talk about tort now, Greg.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
You know I was wore out and all we were
doing was the warm up.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I called.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 12 (32:22):
Yeah, sorry, honey, I'll go up and tell him. I'll
go up and tell them.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh, you had to wake them all. No, so they're
on vacation, trying to sleep like you have to wake
up up.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
What did you say? I just well, wait, wait a minute,
just here cares people coming to help.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Hello, guy that walks the weenie dog every morning.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Again.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Somebody's looking in there. If you be right now freaking
out there, they gonna go by the way. I hate
that that on commercials. I want to hear a siren.
Speaker 12 (33:04):
Oh I did the same thing.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, so you go, you go back up, you go
back upstairs, all right, or wherever they're trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, what are you not on?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (33:13):
I want his wife. His wife was up, kids were
already looking out the window.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Wokers. She wouldn't share what it was. It wasn't bad
enough because I've done things that were so horrible that
I lead with money first, just so y'all know I'm
gonna pay for everything. I'll lead them. I'll lead with
the money to try to soften it a little bit.
I got this, whatever it cost you.
Speaker 12 (33:33):
I just what we walked outside. I just said come
out here a second after he got out of bed
and threw some whatever close.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Him out, his hair still all upon his head. He
didn't tell him you walked him out there and didn't
just tell him no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
I just wanted to step outside and separate myself from
the kids. So they didn't do a little dance.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
You know, right, what dances get in an accident. That's
Adam Sandler making fun of you. Yeah, they do that.
So I thought you were milking.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Kind of was doing that, wasn't I anyway?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So I thought he was dancing like every fat person.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I just.
Speaker 12 (34:08):
That is my dance. By the way, at the wedding
receptions or anything. My wife says, the only dance I
do is the Caddyshack Gopher.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I kind of just sit there, but.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Look, yeah, you've had to experience with all your prom dates,
so you ought to do better than that.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
So I taught.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
I told her name is Sue. I said, hey, can
you get John up?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
For ye can you get John up? Meaning he's sleeping.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
He was sleeping, he came downstairs, wake came up.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Until after he drove twenty I said.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Hey, can you We stepped out on the driveway and
I said, hey, I backed into your car. Don't worry
about it. I'll take care of everything. Happened a month ago.
I know how it works, and I got a thousand dollars.
We went to look at it and he goes, oh, yeah,
that's a big old puncture wounded and uh then he goes, well,
it's my wife's car. I'm like, well, I just went,
(34:55):
you know, right to the guy. She would have said, hey, Sue,
I backed into your car.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Family car that was hers? That long are they going
to be?
Speaker 12 (35:02):
And even though then you hear until next weekend and
then you.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Start thinking about crazy things because of from Maine, don't worry.
I'll take you to red Lobster. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah,
he's trying anything.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
And what I love too is the response you always
you always hear, well, man, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And then there were they're going and you know you
can see the look some Yeah, they're so frustrated. They
can't get that look off the phone. No, no, it's
okay to start rubbing their head like Greg does. So
you can say words, but you can't stop your facial spreads.
That's right, that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I've tried.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Oh no, it's fine, give you thanks, No, don't worry
about it. No, that's okay. And then there's that moment
it fixed.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
No worries, I think was the expression, no worries.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
We are fine. I don't care that. I dropped twenty
three hours here and was finally sleepy. Hey, what do
you think, Sue said?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
What do you pull back?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Sue, I never liked him. I never liked him. Have
you seen the animal story today? We got a two
two dandies today. It's funny that we could just talked
about the Komodo dragon. Yes, and we have that story. Ricky,
how about this? I saw this story over the Weekend,
and it had everything in it that all animal stories have.
(36:15):
First of all, people who have chosen to live on
the only island that even has Komodo dragons. So we've
got thousands of people that live on the island. And
of course, you know, you also have the animal apologies
coming out in a very rare attack, the Komodo dragons
have now begun to attack people, and not just people
(36:36):
who spook them. I'm talking about the one guy is
like in his office and one comes up the stairs
and bites him, and you know, with the venom and everything,
and he and he and he barely survives. He tried
to get the clamp off of him. But once they
clamp down, Oh, you're a.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Goner anyway, because of their deadly venom they have. There's
i mean, it'll like it's like corrosive, like eat through metal.
I mean, you're a goner.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
So now you know, because here's what we did. We
wanted to protect the Komodo dragon. Oh sure, because they
said at one point, and this is where the story
gets really inconsistent that we nearly lost them because of
course not because of it's funny how the evolution people
can't seem to be consistent. You know, right, here's the thing.
We killed too many of its prey. We poached too
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many deer, so they had no food, so they begin
to die off. Okay, got it. Well, now we brought
the deer back and stopped the poaching. Well, now the
Komodo dragons are flourishing again. But now they're starting to go, hey,
you know what else we like to dine on, and
that's people. Yeah, and so now they've started to but
Bubba in a rare, unprecedented attack. This is what I like.
(37:41):
It says.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yet, villagers who have lived for generation along the world's
alongside the world's largest and most deadly lizard, were not
afraid until the dragons started to attack.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Now, remember, I believe that there's been a call to
animals that that animal attacks have been increased, and a
lot of you think that that I'm out of my line.
These villagers are telling you they've had no issue with
these dragons, and all of a sudden, they're just starting
to pick people off like never before. And of course,
who they're gonna blame for this, people Rick.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
This was a forty six year old park ranger who,
like many Indonesians, goes by a single name.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
His name Maine.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Was doing paperwork when a dragon slithered up the stairs
of his wooden hut in Komodo National Park and went
for his ankles, dangling beneath the desk. When the ranger
tried to pry open the beasts powerful jaws, it locked
the tea his tee its teeth into his hand. Oh
my goodness, Godlee, I mean, folks, this is now. This
(38:43):
guy survived though, Rick, believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You know when I thought that I might be in
a dangerous situation of being attacked by Komodo dragon. You
let me tell you when when I started staying in
Komodo National Park.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, that's when I would have my Komodo rifle with
me at all time. It's like going hand a good
front where I might at. Yeah, it's like you chose
to live on Tiger River. Yeah, and you can't believe
a tiger got in your head?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
What's one doing here in the old in the old office,
it says here Rick. Let's see that.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
He was sewn up with fifty five stitches, and even
three months after the incident, is still swollen badly.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I don't think he's gonna make it so. He hadn't
even got through the infection part yet. Yep. Wow, just
because they stopped the bleeding, infection is gonna set in.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Now.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I mean, you realize how big this island is. Did
you see how big it is?
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, it's a big island. Seven hundred square miles is
the national park. And uh, it's a lot of Kimodos
by the way.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
There Again, I just don't see the need to live
alongside the deadly kimodo.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well that's just me and now, and you know what, We've.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Got snakes here that can but you, I got that.
But they can't run. I mean, these things can run at.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Incredible Hey, here's the thing. Why do we want to
live on it's named after him? I mean, give them island.
I mean, I mean, if you wanted to be one
island over right, and then we wash them out there.
It's not like rats where we all can't get away
from them. You can get away from a Komodo dragon.
Just don't live there. But but but here's another thing
about the Komodo dragon too. They showed a picture of it. Now,
picture this bad news on the story I saw over
(40:13):
the weekend and guess what it was slithering out of
what a bathroom? A public restroom, said, They've been known
to get a public restroom.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, I've I've heard of going to a public restroom
and that being bad. But I'm gonna tell you, when
they get in there, flip the light on and the
komodos working on you, it's evenore.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well yeah, well right, you have to and then you
try to flush the Kimodo.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
A matter of fact, I've been in some porta potties
that I almost had rather take on the Komodo.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, somebody said, I went to a public restroom on
Komodo National Park. I went to sit on Komode and
send them the komodover. But you know, here's the thing is,
when you talk about this with the Komodo dragon, they
can go eighteen to twenty miles an hour running. When
they get all four of them going, you're seeing them running.
I mean they get it all going like four paddles.
But they can go so anyway. So Komodos are now
(40:59):
killing more human's an attacking directly even unprovoked now on
Komodo Island, in the Komodo National Park.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
The people of the village rick are now asking for
a six foot high concrete wall to be built around
their village a komodo, as they said, the kimodos cannot
climb over.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, but sooner later there'll be there'll be some komodo
that'll stand in front of it, say tear down this wall.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Sure, you know what. Sure, somebody leave the gate open,
they'll come right slid right here. Yeah. All this is
only as good as as as somebody shutting the door. Yeah,
did you hear this. There's one the fisherman who got
killed a few months ago.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, said he was killed when he stepped on a
lizard in the grass as he was heading to a
field to pick fruit from a sugar tree, and it
killed it.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
But here we go kill. There's all sorts of places
to live in this world. I mean, why don't we
just mark off Komodo Island. I mean, you know, I
can't deal with I need to go get some fruit,
and I think I'd like to wet a hook. But
you know what, I could step on a komodo on
the way and I and look to me, that's that.
That's not if I step on a timber rattler, it
(42:02):
can happen and I get and I get hit by it.
You know, we got a pretty good success rate. But
if Kimodo gets you, I mean, next thing, you know,
he's eating, you know, for you from the thigh down,
throwing it up and swallowing a hole. Well the thing too.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
If you're a dinosaur, if you're out where timber rattlers are,
you're probably gonna have your snake boots on.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
You're gonna be alert. You might even have your side
arm with you.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
And as you say you can, you can, you know,
take steps a Komodo dragon. It don't matter if I
got a suit of armor on, he can get me.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Well, but I'll tell you this about timber.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Dinosaur, rick, It's a living, breathing, flesh eating dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Let me tell you where I will not go pick
fruit though, and that's in timber rattler field. Yeah, you know,
you're right, got it. I'm not gonna cut through a
place named after rattlesnakes, are you no rattler's red?
Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, especially even while I go hunting and somebody will
have a field named rattlesnake.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
I go you know where else? I don't swim in
shark lagoon I want to know. I want to go
over to Lamb Meadow. Hey, I'll tell you one thing.
When you wait to get that, you have to go
through Python pitt To Why they call it that? What
do you name this valley of the dinosaurs? Oh, you'll
see right now. I tell you what you want to
(43:13):
stay away from. You don't want to get on Barracuda reef. Yeah, no,
don't swim there. I don't know how many of us
have ever been exposed to karaoke arius our Japanese friends
call it karaoke. Uh, but uh, I will tell you
this karaoke is it's you know how we talk about
I remember we did the show office parties way to
celebrate the success of the year. Or formula for trouble, Yes, missilete.
(43:36):
You know there's certain things that you all always know
are are the are the ingredients for trouble? Well, for
some reason, it never fails if people start partaking of
the adult beverages as we just heard. And I think
any time on a day like Cinko Demayo, when we
can bring attention to alcohol abuse, we should. But you know,
there's something about karaoke and alcohol that that that don't
(43:58):
mix but then you think, well that the worst one
is when some guys up there singing and people start
shouting at him that he can't sing, and then they
get into a fight. Well, that that one is bad.
But there's nothing worse than when someone's wife decides she'll
take the stand and she'll grab the microphone and she'll
start doing her a little seductive song and maybe having
a little dance to the music and turn herself into
(44:20):
a pop princess. And of course, in this case, bubb
it appears that this young this woman did such a
good job that the audience began to respond.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Rick It says seven people actually ended up arrested after
the fight broke out early Sunday. Now that is code
named for two o'clock Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Let's get our formula together. Let's get our formula together
middle of the night or early morning. Okay, no one
concerned about going to church because they're gonna they're almost
up when church is about to start, they're still up.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
All right.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Now, we've got ourselves adult beverages that everybody's abusing.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Have you noticed these stories never happen at four o'clock
in the afternoon, Rarely, rarely.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Ever and then someone makes the great decision to tell
their wife, won't you get a par sing?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Hey get a purch sing?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Honey showed how you do it at the high out
sing you sing some Madonna's song or something, or or
you know what? You know what she doesn't sing. It
doesn't say what she's singing. Let's make some guesses when
we hear the story. What do you think she was singing?
I say it was either a Shannai Twain. I think
that's a great guess, or Britney spears. Britney Spears is
a great guess. Possibly I did it. Yeah, yeah, it
(45:31):
probably wasn't Madonna because I think this this person probably
thinks that's too old. All right, I ain't. But anyway,
whatever she was singing, it did draw a response from
the crowd.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Said the brawl began when a man became upset that
his wife got slapped on the buttocks while singing a song.
The police said that beer bottles and chairs were thrown
during the melee, while restaurant security used pepper spray on
the fighters, and upward of one hundred people tried to exit.
(46:01):
And Rick, I'm gonna guess all about the same time. Yes,
those arrested were charged with riot and disorderly conduct. Five
were taken to the county jail. The other two went
to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
First. Well, there you are. I'm gonna guess some stitches
were involved. This under the headline Karaoke Gone bad. Yes,
you know, but I hate the fact they're not. They
do not mention what she was singing. I think we
have to be in the neighborhood. No, well, sure we are,
but I would just like to know for sure. Maybe
a song by the pop icon Pink could be right.
(46:35):
The lyrics may be a little tough for this group
to pull off this time of night. Well, that's true, true,
I think you're right. It might have been Shannai.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, And it looks like when they.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Singing to her husband, I just see that it's a
little more upbeat. There you go, all right, somebody decided
just to reach up there and get in on the party.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Well, they thought they.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Would show their appreciation for the someone's wive's performance. Yes,
you know, you know, if I could give the husband
just a little bit of a heads up though, you
know how you can keep you wiy from taking a
slap to the overar end. Yes, uh, don't don't don't
put her up on the karaoke stage in the middle
of the night, right love a bunch of girls in
front of the fact that that was your decision, that
that that I mean, who did I think? This was
(47:29):
Tim McGraw. I mean, you know, by the way, how
about faith He'll coming out there and having a word
with everybody. That's still one of my favorite videos. It
is because it shows you, no matter what what level
of stardom you reach, husband and wife relationships.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
Are just still they're exactly the same. Yes, they're always
you know, yeah, I know she's the lady. But it
says here at the bottom of the story she was singing,
uh this.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
You wouldn't say that free. Still you have to think
about what would what would cause that response. Let's see,
you know, I don't let me think moment. There's more
coming in on the story, Barnes, and we have some
suggestions here people what people think she was singing?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Betty?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Look at that if you see it, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
With it?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Wicked games now that one here it is, this is
what I see it now here it is okay, yeah,
I'm trying. Okay, looks at the bottom of the story.
(48:46):
It's weird because it's there's conflicting story.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Then to sixty four, I Love Loves Going to Leave.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, you know that's that
that song. When I hear it still makes me feel strange.
You remember when that was used as the theme music
for the first ever Yes I Do, Yes I Do.
That's exactly what I thought about, Yeah I did, too speedy.
(49:15):
I'm thinking of a song that you used to hate.
God you didn't like it. Well, I mean, there's so
many back in the day. Rick's list of songs. He hay,
it's a very long list. What are you talking about?
I'm mad at myself right now. I mean, can can
you imagine? I mean, you know, what are you all
(49:36):
trying to think of songs? Okay, all right, I'm just
started talk to me. I don't know you dare go
to break now. I really believe that Bubba may be right.
But you know, Portland, Oregon, probably she did some kind
of Britney song. Maybe maybe a Janet Jackson. You know,
(50:00):
both of those put out certain albums that they were
trying to make a point on, and any of those
songs would have probably caused us to take place. Yes,
I would think, don't you. It didn't have to be anything, Rick,
Let's face it, right, could could could be, could even
be a song from what's what's the singer that used
to be? In no doubt? What's her name? Uh, Gwen Stefana?
Speaker 13 (50:21):
Yeah, yeah, there could be some Some of that would
have been I'm a rich girl who knows well? Right,
what's the name of hollow back Girl? Yeah, yeah, I'm
a rich girl?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Was actually holl of nots No, she did something like that.
What's the name of that? Gwenn? Yeah, I know that
rich She did one too that was almost the same that.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
What's cool of it?
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, y'all are singing it like I am?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
But what was the.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Well? How about the Sweetest gate financially stable Girl?
Speaker 5 (50:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Mmm, I don't know, and I'm gonna find it. By
the way, we haven't even considered what are you waiting for? Listen,
we haven't even considered that she might have been singing
a Fergie song. Oh I think now, think you're on it? Yeah,
I mean, none of them that we could play than glamorous, Rick,
you can go with glamor well, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (51:19):
She did?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Mm hmm so you're you're you're that, you're that person.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's what.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
You think.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
You're singing that. No, I don't. You're the one that
suggested it. Spadi. All right, let's listen, Mott. Look here,
I am justified. Here you go, Rick Rich girl, I'm
afraid of these songs. When their lyrics come out, I'm
(51:49):
afraid to even play them. That's the Disney verse, the
Disney verse. Oh I know what it was, Rick that
I got it. Okay, you found that even a DC's
wearing right, that's just baby got back less. Admit, if
(52:09):
there's YouTube of the actual performance, we'd all want it. Bubba,
I'll hang out and playing song. I'll talk to you
all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
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