August 29, 2026 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits,
flashing back through 31 years of radio gold every Saturday morning,
wherever you get your podcasts. It's Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I just want to thank each and every one of
y'all for all you've done to your bodies.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's still real to me, damn it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
One of the.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Greatest video clips ever.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I can't watch it enough. That never turned on me.
Speaker 7 (00:40):
It always delivers.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I love the guy up there discomforting and patting.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Him on the shoulder.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
He said, hold it together, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do it again, Rick.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Do it again.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Do it again, Rick.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Again, again.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
I'm going to tell it to him.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Look at that big crowd. Each and every one of y'all.
Please keep it real. For all you've done to your bodies.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's still real to me, damn it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
I mean, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Take it easy, man.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Take it easy, man.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Thank you, y'all guys.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Y'all were awesome.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They don't get no better than that.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think they watch it.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
That was real. It does not get any better than that.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Which leads to one of the intern nicknames we're going
to consider.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
It's still real to me, Gabby. Oh, that's good. That
don't win. All right.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
So we'll put that on there, too. First of all,
I want to point to coming up this Friday. This
Friday is the 25th, right?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Today's the 23rd, so yes.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Greg, yes.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
You should know that, Greg. I was getting married the 26th.
You should know that.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
That's right. You should know that, Gregory.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
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(02:30):
sponsors button. All right, so Gabby Green is here. And
we're trying to narrow down. I'm looking at what we
have on hold here. Let's see if anything. A lot
of people are calling Sweet Chin Music because you said
that's Shawn Michaels' finishing move.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Okay, so I'm going to put a mark on that one.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Sweet Chin Music. Also, let's look. Anything here that would
jump out at me. How about Diamond Dallas Gabby?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Diamond Dallas Gabby.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
DDP.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You like them?
Speaker 7 (02:55):
What about Macho Woman? No.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't see anything on hold here that really trumps
what we have. Let's try to narrow them down. I
said Tenacious Tiger from the mascot of the high school
that she went to school.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I mean, I don't. I thought that would get more
steam than it did.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So everybody's leaning toward WWE.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Now I want to go WWE. Is it E or
F now?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It's E.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
All right, so what do we got here? Speed, let's
narrow them down.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
All right, let's see here.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Sweet Chin Music, we know we want there. It's still
real to me, Gabby. We know we want that there. Yeah,
you got to have that.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Gabzilla. That's pretty good. Do you like that? No.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah, I like Smackdown. Smackdown's good.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Heartbreak Gabby for Heartbreak Kid. Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Right there elbow drop gabby douglas no rowdy roddy gabby
it's too hard to say downtown gabby alabama smackdown no
because we have smackdown uh let's see can you smell
what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You know that's that's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
That's good that's long it's long though i know but
still you didn't like macho woman so we're not going
to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I think if you put in smell what the gab's cooking,
you got what four right there?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
We got, what'd you say? I think we got it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Stone Cold Gabby, Smackdown, Sweet Chin Music, It's Still Real
to Me Gabby.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
And then what was the other one?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Y'all want it?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
That's four there.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Can you smell what the gabby's cooking? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's five good ones.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
With the gabby's cooking? You like gabby?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
You like smell what the gab's cooking or the gabby?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The gab.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Okay. Smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah. All right.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I got it. Got to hip it up.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
That's what we're voting on. I'll never remember that. Have
you got them? That's good, though.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Stone Cold Gabby. Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I'm just taking a deep breath here.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Smackdown.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sweet Chin Music. It's still real to me, Gabby. And
Can You Smell What the Gab is Cooking.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
That's them. That's all we're voting on.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
One more time. Stone Cold Gabby. Smackdown. Sweet chin music.
It's still real to me, Gabby. And can you smell
what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
All right, here we go. What's your vote? Hi, you're
on the Rick and Bubba Show. Which one are you
voting for?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
If you smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
All right, thank you, sir. Rick and Bubba Show, what
are you voting for? I was thinking GW, Gabby. Hi,
Rick and Bubba Show, what are you voting for? Sir,
what's your vote, or ma'am? Hi, Rick and Bubba Show,
which one are you voting for?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Dirty white girl.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No, that's not one of our options. Wasn't that a wrestler, too?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That was.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please? From
Bucks North Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sweet chin music.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
All right, sweet chin music. Rick and Bubba Show, what's
your vote, please?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Can you smell what the cab is cooking?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Intern, open up a can. Open up a can. That's
pretty funny. Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please?
It's still real to me, Gabby. Hi, Rick and Bubba Show.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
What's your vote, please? Hi, Rick and Bubba Show. What's
your vote, please?
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Rick and Bubba Show, your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Gabby, these are your people.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
What's your vote, please?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. We don't
have a clear road here. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please. They're all good. Smell what the gab
is cooking. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
Dare, dare.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Stupid. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Go ahead, Tom.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
All right. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. All right, intern,
give me a hand.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. What if we
can move over that one?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's still real.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
It's still real.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Still real to me.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. Sweet tune music.
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Hey, this does bop.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
We've got a winner now. Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Don't go, Gabby.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Kelly Wecker.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Gabby Roll.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You know, jokes are funny until they're completely driven into
the ground.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. Gabby Rowe.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Again, just as annoying as the other guy who said
the same thing you did.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It didn't drop off at all, did it? Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please. Stone Cold.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Where are we at, Speedy?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
We got Stone Cold at three, Smackdown two, Sweet Chin
Music six, Still Real to Me, Gabby, three, Can You
Smell What the Gab is Cooking, five.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
We got two minutes worth of calls, and then it'll
be a winner.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Killer Angel.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I don't know. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Vote, please.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sweet Chin Jedi.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Did we count that one? I don't think we did.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I don't know. What are you telling me what to do?
I don't think we counted. He was sneaking it in. Hi,
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Stone Cold Gabby.
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Stone Cold Gabby. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking? Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Stone Cold Gabby. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
It's going to be close.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
All right, where are we at, Speedy?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sweet Chin Music has eight. Stone Cold Gabby, seven. Can
you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Six.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
It's still real to me, Gabby, three and SmackDown two.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We have one minute on the clock and I'm watching it.
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It's still real to me, Gabbit. Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Gabbit. Sweet booty style.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I couldn't understand what you said. Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Go ahead, your vote, please. Rick and Bubba, show what's
your vote.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He got locked up.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Intern lockup, not an option.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Smackdown! All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
That's not one.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Rick and Bubba, show your.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Vote, please.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Ten seconds on
the clock.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh, boy.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Rick and Bubba, show what's your vote.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Still real.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Okay. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
So, Speedy, what's the winner? Sweet Chin Music gets it
by one.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh, really?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
So, intern Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
There it is.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Her favorite. We had that with eight. Can you smell
what the gab is cooking? Seven.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Stone Cold Gabby, seven. And it's still real to me, Gabby,
five with Smackdown at three. Well, you had a variety there.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
And Sweet Jen, they won.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Intern Sweet Jen Music.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
There it is.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Joins Rick and Bubba University.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba. Alexa. Alexa.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Now, Rick, y'all know.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
There's a bunch of them in there, other ones.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We keep saying that, and I wonder how many Alexas
we're making do something in the house.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Alexa, turn on Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
No, this is it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
If they're listening.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Alexa.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turn on WZZK on TuneIn, and we're there. So y'all
know how I am with names, okay? I share your
dad's deal with this. But you'll love– this is so funny.
Play that spoof just right quick. This is Alexa's spoof
from Saturday Night Live. Everybody was sending it to me
(11:35):
when they found out I was there.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
The new Amazon Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Alexa, what time is it?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
What the hell is wrong with this blaster thing?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Amanda!
Speaker 9 (11:48):
But the latest technology isn't always easy to use for
people of a certain age.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
These kids done bought me a busted machine again.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
That's why Amazon partnered with AARP to present the new
Amazon Echo Silver, the only smart speaker device designed specifically
to be used by the greatest generation. It's super loud
and responds to any name even remotely close to Alexa,
so they can find out the weather.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Allegra, what is the weather outside? It is 74 degrees
and sunny.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (12:20):
It is 74 degrees and sunny.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Where?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Outside.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
What about it?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
The temperature outside is 74 degrees and sunny. I don't
know about that.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
The latest in sports.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Clarissa, how many did Owen Satchel strike out last night?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Satchel Paige died in 1982.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
How many did he get?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Satchel Paige is dead. In what now? Died.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Who did?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Satchel Paige.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
New Yorker news and pop culture.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Anita.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What them boys up to across the street?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
They are just playing.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
They what now?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
They are just playing.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
You say they just playing now?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yes, they are just playing.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
To smart devices like your thermostat.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Alessandra, turn the heat up.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
The room is already 100 degrees.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Are you trying.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
To kill me, Alessandra?
Speaker 9 (13:13):
The new Amazon Echo Silver plays all the music they
loved when they were young. Angela, play black jazz.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Playing, uh, jazz.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Black jazz.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
It also has a quick scan feature to help them
find things.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Emilia, where did I put the phone? The phone is
in your right hand.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
And it has an uh-huh feature for long rambling stories.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
So then I gave him $ 5, and he said I
only gave him $ 1.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I said, you know I gave you a five.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
Because I only had a five and a one on it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
And this is the $ 1 right here.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean, you tell me who's crazy. Amazon Echo Silver.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Get yours today.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I said get yours today.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
To order Amazon Echo Silver, send us your money.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
That is good. That is so good.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
AARP had to put out a press release that they
were not a part of this, and it was a spoof.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I know you find that shit.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
How many people are calling?
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I don't know about that. She knows we held up.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
She's like, I got the one right here.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
And I tell her it was crazy. 866-WeBeBig. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Let's go to Barry. Barry, thanks for your patience, buddy.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh, I was calling in to tell y'all about that
exact spoof right there.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
I guess when y'all started talking about that, I was like, man,
they got to see about this.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That one is dead on the names because I have
slaughtered it.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Barry, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Let's go to Brett Gadsden, Z93. Brett, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Good morning, fella.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Hey, buddy.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Hey, you know, you can ask her, I don't know
where she gets her information.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
But who is this or what is that, so forth
and so on.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
But when you get home this evening, ask her who
Jesus Christ is. What will it say? That he's a
fictional character.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh, really?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
You know what I say? I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
866-WeBeBig, Daniel in Georgia.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Daniel, go ahead. Welcome to the program, buddy. How are you?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Good.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I was just listening to you guys every morning, enjoy.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
The show, and it seems like we've lost our affiliate
in Dublin.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
All right, hang on a minute. Hang on a minute.
Hang on. I got email about that.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
They might be asked over.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And I got the answer for you. I do.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Do you have it already?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yeah, I believe they're moving to 102.1.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, they switched us to a different frequency there. Oh, great, great.
Because somebody started that on the break, and I'm like,
you know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, they moved from big one to– Alexis, find us
where we are.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Try 102.1. I'm going to lose you guys.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Speedy's right. They've moved us to 102.1.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
All right, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Great.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Happy New Year, guys. Thank you. We'll put that out
on social media today.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I've asked their programming to send us some stuff on
that so we can knock it out.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
With the thing that Alexa or the Google does, it's
really amazing how far this has come. And you look,
and we still got the little robot vacuum cleaners you
can clean.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Your house with.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
If we ever got all that married together so we
could have a robot that would talk to you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
We're getting close.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
All right.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Let me ask you this, okay?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
And we definitely, I understand the whole thing about iHeart
and TuneIn on affiliates.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
But, you know, you can enable iHeart, too.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
It has them both.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
But what I'm talking about, on our TuneIn, we have
a TuneIn channel that is just Rick and Bob.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Right.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
And it plays us 24-7, even best ofs.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Could you just tell her to go find that?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I was just calling radio stations by call letters before,
but I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
We'll look and see. Somebody just texted me and said,
when you said to do that, it did it on
theirs a minute ago on the radio.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Right.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
It's very sensitive, by the way.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You've been all the way across the room and hollering
at it.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Somebody tell it to just go find Rick and Bubba
on TuneIn and see what comes up.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
But, you know, I'm amazed now just at what I've
been able to learn, you know, playing with it for
a week or so.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I can't imagine what all is out there I don't know,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Well, there's all kinds.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I need a real Alexis genius, you know, to clue
me in on some of it.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Richard in Alabama.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
You called it something else again.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Richard, go ahead. I said Alexa, didn't I?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
No, you said Alexis.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Which one is it?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Alexa.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
All right, Richard, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I'm changing it to Alpha.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I was calling it the wrong thing, too. I got
called out about it.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Richard, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Hey, I was wondering if, you know, Google has the
same type product, and if y'all saw the video of
the Italian grandmother trying to use it on YouTube, it's
pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
And somebody sent me a YouTube now one called Alexa
Christian Version.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The best I can tell is that all of these
personal assistants, especially to our senior citizens, is a lot
like having a laser pointer for a cat.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
He can't help but watch. Oh, that's that guy that
does the funny coaches.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
That's the Christian.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
That's that same guy that does the different kind of coaches.
That's that same guy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Rick.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I can't see face emoji.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Back it up.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Let's hear it. Is that really guarding her heart?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
With advanced situational recognition, Christian Alexa is here to encourage.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Philippians 4.13, I can do all things through Christ who
gives me strength.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
He can't open.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Always wanted to be a better Christian? Well, now you
can with Christian Alexa.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Let no unwholesome talk come out.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Of your mouth.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
And each Christian Alexa is uniquely programmed to help you
with your individual struggles.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Hey, you want something to drink? That better be a
Coke bottle.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Order your Christian Alexa.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Today and you can see the immediate life improvements.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Let's eat.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
How about Let's Pray?
Speaker 11 (19:08):
From the makers of Pure Flix and GodTube comes Christian Alexa.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
That's funny. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
We'll go phone trolling next. Our first phone troll of 2018.
Let's make it worth it. Let's make it worth it.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Anything you want to talk about. 866-WeBeBig. Alexa, call Rick
and Bubba. We'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
More Rick and Bubba coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Rick and Bubba. Rick and Bubba. Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Now the security team is sitting around yucking it up
about Michael.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Rick, it's been all over the news today. Three of
Michael's former bodyguards are now talking about their relationship with Michael.
his girlfriends, and his children.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I know. According to them, Michael Jackson enjoyed spending time
with his children, cruising the Vegas Strip, and even ordering
fast food through a drive-thru, according to his bodyguards. But
the man also said that Jackson's lifestyle was isolated, lonely,
and described it full of stress, paranoia, and pain. Yeah,
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I'll take a Big Mac. And you know there's a
drive-thru worker somewhere now like at McDonald's going... I knew
that guy sounded familiar.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I knew it.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
He had that surgery mask on.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
I knew that was weird. Super, super size that. Let
me tell you this.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And if the security guards were true friends, you know,
the first thing I told him, do not order a
Happy Meal under any circumstance. Don't you dare.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Now, Rick, in an exclusive interview with Good Morning America,
the three bodyguards spoke out about Jackson's secretive life, describing
some moments in his life as just plain sad. For instance,
when Jackson held a birthday party for one of his children,
only Jackson, the teacher, the nanny, and the three bodyguards
would be allowed to attend. No other children were there.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I bet that was fun.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Jackson, of course, died on June 25th following a lethal
cocktail of prescription drugs, and I guess you'd have to
call it a sleeping medication. They said that he's got
a little doctor's mask on, and he would say, BJ, hi,
I've heard so much about you. Go ahead and have
a seat. Like he was going to be the doctor.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
When he had a mask on?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
He's a plain doctor?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He said the three men signed up for personal protection,
but the job became much more than they ever expected.
They said Jackson trusted them with his life, his children,
and his secrets.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
God love him.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
We were with Michael Jackson, the person, not the entertainer,
one of them said. In fact, the bandages Jackson wore
frequently in public were not concealing secret surgeries, they said. Instead,
the singer was using them as a disguise. That disguise
to him was the burn victim look, one of the
security guards said.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Well, he pulled that one off.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
But now that.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Well done, Mike. I'm a burn victim.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Now, if you're going to wear like Michael Jackson, high
water pants, white socks, shoes, a hat, a glove, and
like a leftover British naval outfit top. Then you put,
you know, you wrap up like the mummy. I don't
know that you're really accomplishing what you want not to
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stick out in the crowd.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
And you pull up in a limousine.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Hey, it's not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
It's a mummy dressed like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
It's a poor burn victim. Just beat it, beat it,
beat it. So he wanted to. That didn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
This is what we're talking about, the yes men that
were around him. They said even though they were concerned
about that particular disguise, none of them would ever ask
Jackson directly about the mask.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
There was nobody like us that said, hey, what do
you got on?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
They should have.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
They're saying.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
How about some Groucho glasses? People know that's you.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
He said, like, he would come down the hall with
his kids in this disguise, ready to go somewhere, and
they would want to say, you know, what in the
world have you got on? But they said, how could
you tell him that? Question mark.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Did he say anything about naming his kids, like, Blanket?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Here's some other.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Did he say anything about his kids are white? And
how did that happen?
Speaker 11 (23:29):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Greg.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Well, they are. Greg, you're being mean.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It said that the man with Jackson was always paranoid
about security, as you can imagine. The man described Jackson
as an awesome dad who loved to spend time with
his children and took them to fast food drive-thrus for
Big Macs and fried chicken. Often Jackson would insist on
ordering himself, the guard said. The kids would constantly say,
I love you, Daddy. They were like four buddies, one
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of the other guards said. Despite having a privileged upbringing,
he said the children were very polite and well-mannered. A
note from Parrish to Whitfield asking for tuna fish for
the cat is filled with please and thank you. That's
one of the security guards. In fact, the bodyguards went
on to say the children were the easiest part of
the job and remember moments when they misbehaved and tried
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to sneak extra Oreos to the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Now, as far as Michael Jackson and his other escapades,
they said that when Jackson was brought up on charges,
if they believed that he was a pedophile, all three
men say absolutely not. Being a man and men, we
know men, and we were around him long enough to
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know he was a man. Garcia, who is one of
the other bodyguards, said Jackson had desires— Of women, just
like we do, he had lovers. The men said the
pop star had at least two different girlfriends and sometime felt, though,
that they were chaperoning two teenagers on a date. He
said that one of the cars they traveled in did
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have a curtain to separate the front and back seat.
He said that from time to time you did hear
kissing going on in the back seat, which, quite frankly,
we're all glad.
Speaker 11 (25:18):
To hear, really.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
I think he paid them to say that. He said,
when I die, y'all talk like I was a stud.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Greg.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
There'll be a little bit left under the counter for you.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
The guy's not with us anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I bet they.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I doubt he planned that far ahead.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Maybe not, but it wouldn't have been a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
So I guess just what I'm getting from this report
and others that I'm seeing on TV, yes, it was sad.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
It was odd.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
But, you know, there was some normalcy to his life,
you know, at least on some level.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Well, you know, I thought this was kind of, I
don't know if this is a joke. He said, and
I will say this, Billie Jean was not his lover.
She's just a girl that claimed that he was the one.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
There's another joke there, but I'm going to let it go.
off the same album.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Sure, sure.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
But I was so glad that they said he was
tearing that sugar up in the back.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Yeah, well, look. With painted ladies.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
He's in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I can't get over the fact that he wanted to
go through the drive-thru.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Sir, I realize I'm security for you, but I really
believe the kissing experience will be a lot more beneficial
to both of you.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Take the mask off.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Granted, your nose may fall off.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
Greg, you're on. You know how you stick your tongue
through a napkin? Yeah, you stick your tongue.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
I want to supersize that.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Can you supersize that, please?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Can I have extra ketchup, please?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Do I still have the Hot Wheel card?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
What's the toy now?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You can't see me, but here's my tongue. That's a
weird little world, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
He didn't have anybody who would hold him accountable.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
They said they were men, and they are no men,
and he was a man because they know men. I
think that Old Spice commercial, I'm a man. Look at
that on the right there.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
That looks good.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Look, photo bombs can be fun. They can.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Yeah, Rick.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
They're funny.
Speaker 12 (27:22):
We're on record around here that we'll, if there's a
live news camera, we're going to walk through it.
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
We'll do it.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
You've done it. Bubba and I have done it. People
sometimes love it.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Sometimes they don't.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Of course, we're men. We are men.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
But if you're going to photobomb a family that's getting
together for a picture, you want to gather.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Let me say this.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I think we all can say that if you are
male or female, and your photo bomb is going to
include something lewd, meaning you're going to expose something for us. First,
let's just say we probably shouldn't do that ever. Let's
go ahead and put that on the list. Like all
of you out there that keep getting in trouble and
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your life keeps being ruined for you sending lewd pictures
to people, can I give all of you a heads up?
That has never worked. It's never received well. It always
leads to trouble. I have not had one documented instance
of anyone who said, you know, I didn't really feel
good about going out with you until you sent me
that photo.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Once I saw that picture.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Now I'm ready for a dinner reservation and a movie
of time.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
What are you doing Friday night?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Right. It's normally a pushback. People find that to be
a little creepy. But anyway, this is back to a
photo bomb. But again, let's keep our photo bombs out
of the lewd category engine.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
But let's say that you just can't meet that standard.
You have to be lewd and you have to photobomb.
Let's at least make sure you're.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Photobombing a lighthearted situation to try to minimize.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
The blowback.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
You definitely don't want to come lift your shirt up
in the back of a picture of a family who's
grieving over.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
The death of a loved one. In the Flasher's defense,
it was hard to tell that they were grieving. Again,
if she just followed my rule and said, let's don't
do lewd photobombs at all.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
You know, the fact now that they're looking for it.
We need that woman.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Unfortunately, I hate to ask this, but.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Go right ahead. You have the floor.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Well, how are they trying to identify her?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
There's going to be an uncomfortable, you know, when they
bring people in for the perp walk and everybody everybody
lines up this is gonna be uncomfortable because there's gonna
be some women who are innocent and they're gonna say
everybody pull your shirt up all right zina you recognize.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Anything number one step forward number one step forward lift
your shirt up what do you think the pictures that's
not them.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
The picture is blurred, but to be honest, it's not
that impressive.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I thought it was a guy.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Straight up, I did too. I did too. We even
mentioned that.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
If someone's using that to photobomb, I'm proud.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I look like a 13-year-old boy. Greg, Greg, Greg. Greg,
most lewd photobombs, you can see the person. seems to
have some confidence.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Are you saying we're ruling out Dolly Parton?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Oh, yeah. That much, you're right.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
I mean, you can walk in. She, that ain't her.
I can promise you that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
You know, you could probably, in this particular case, just
two of them just walk in and they haven't even
gotten in line. You said, I can tell you those
two aren't here.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I can tell you right now.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Those two, no need to even come in here. Don't
put them in that situation. But anyway. Can't they see
their face in the picture?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yeah, it's blurred out.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
We're blurring out the face and other things. But please look, Rick.
They were taking a solemn picture.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Evidently, there's some significance on this trip with a loved
one who's passed on, right?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
So they're going to take a group picture, I guess,
commemorating it. And they didn't notice this until after they
were back home, so they couldn't reshoot the picture.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I don't know how.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Don't you know they looked at it and they went, hey.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I got to go back to something else.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The person taking the picture, do they not see?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Well, you know how sometimes you're trying to get the
family in there.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
They did say that. It's peeking around the block. And
if you're a good photo bomber, though, you jump right
in at the last second.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Greg, there is one guy, remember, the family who's 14,
said he'd like to have a copy so he can
make sure and rule out even.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
He wants it enlarged.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
I'm offended, too. Give me a copy of that. Can
somebody send that to me?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Eight by ten.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I want to see how bad this really is.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
What if you're the bomber's friends, and you know they
dared them to do it, and then now this hits.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
And you go, hey. did you vote obama grieving.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Family dang the luck well they're at it there's no
way to tell they're at a state park and undoubtedly
their loved one who passed away which was a grandmother
uh for the children makes it even worse i mean
for the husband granny undoubtedly this is a place they
used to go with her yeah and so they were
first trip they made without you're right they made a
nice picture so they said let's take a picture it's
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the first time mama was not with us right there
on the steps and uh Dang it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
And then we get our photo bomber. And it says.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
We lost one family member, but we gained another one.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, you did.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Yes, yes, you did.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Or in this case, a couple more.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
All right.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
That's so good.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So in this particular case... They keep saying they want
this person to be held accountable for what? Can you
get in trouble for this? Is this exposure?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
I guess so. I would think so. Well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
We've got a group that's arguing that they want. We've
got a charge we're getting here. Is there a charge
for being rude or is this just for lewdness? We
have a group arguing that they want the same rights.
They shouldn't be considered.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
No, I know.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I understand. We've got that group out there.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
All right.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
But let me be clear.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
Speedy said he don't get behind many causes, but he
may back that one.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
I've been in a lineup before. It's tough.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
By the way, I'm reading now some of the comments
from family members. A bunch of bald guys with goatees.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Right.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Step forward.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Incident in Mississippi State.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Have you read the comment from one of the women?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, Rick.
Speaker 12 (33:09):
She was describing what she saw.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
We're trying to recreate memories. Please, Rick.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Now we've got some chicks, you know what, and she
uses the word, not allowing us to do that. I'm
looking at the picture.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I think it can be cropped out.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Probably can.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I definitely think they can zero in because it's just
peeking around the rock wall.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
You know what I mean? I'd say cut it off
at the wall. I know it's wrong.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
It's so wrong for me to laugh. It is. Somebody
said they should have nipped it at the butt. I'm sorry,
but I can't help but find humor in it.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Sorry, I'm not going to fake and act like I'm offended.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
That's a funny story. Idiot.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It is.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
It's not like, you know. That's a funny story. Because
it's not like, we're not at a funeral. I'll be
honest with you.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
If that was my family and we were taking that
photo and that happened, I would think it was funny.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Do you think anybody has said Mama would have thought
it was funny to you?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, we're not sure about Mama's personality, but maybe.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
What if they don't know it, but they've gone back
in time and that is Grandma?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
What in the world?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Good night. They've time traveled and they don't know it.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
She's like, here I.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Am.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
So Mama came back in her younger years when she
used to follow NASCAR.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
She liked them bees. How are you going to be?
If you look closely, Greg, the shirt she's pulling up
actually has Darryl Waldron.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
When he was in the Mountain Dew.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Just do it, Daryl.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Rick, I'm worried about Speedy and all this house stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Are we ever going to talk about your life?
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Yeah, sure. Can we talk about that next? Speedy's life
is completely upside down. What about them dogs? You talking
about this picture or my ears?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Your dog.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Not that dog.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
All right.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Y'all calm down.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
We'll look into the world of Speedy next.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
And, buddy, it's upside down, too. It is upside down.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Four speeds.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
15 minutes to the top of the hour. More Rick
and Bubba coming up next.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
So Sherry and I went to the beach this past weekend,
and my beautiful wife, if you're willing, she'll go to
the beach and she'll stay out there all day long.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
All day long.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
And then the only thing she wants to break for
is a bike ride.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
And I know that going in.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Now keep in mind, first of all, hey, first of all,
hey first yeah first of all i'm a grown man
okay uh-huh yeah uh and when grown men recently turned
57 especially especially if you're a grown man who you
know you're trying to do better with your eating everything
but you have a great fondness for food yeah when
(35:55):
when people are encouraging you to eat when people are
encouraging you to eat you don't want to waste it
on something like some A K or a acai bowl.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
I've never heard it called acai.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
There they are.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Look at that, Bubba. That's acai. Women go crazy over
these restaurants. Which part's acai?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
They go crazy. So Sherry has... Am I the only
one that's never heard it called acai? I've heard acai. What?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
You heard it wrong. Acai! But you go in there
and they have.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I love charcuterie boards now.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
You're like, what? Did you just say... I think you
just bit your tongue. Right.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No, that's all right.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Did you order an acai bowl?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Did you have to say it? So here's the thing.
But don't forget this. Don't forget this. When you go
into these restaurants, not only are you already demoralized that
you're going into one of these places.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Because it ain't a steakhouse.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
When you walk in, keep in mind, Sherry's asking me
to take one of my meal opportunities at the beach
and waste it.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Which is part of the trip. And waste it on this. Now,
keep in mind. That when you go in there, these
places are just like the Starbucks problem. Not only is
it demoralizing for any heterosexual man to go in there,
but then the way that they name their bowls, you've
got to go with the embarrassment of that. You've got
to say it. I'd like to have the Bahama Joyful.
(37:12):
You know?
Speaker 7 (37:13):
What? Bahama Joyful.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
I'd like to have the Cowabunga. You know what I mean?
You feel like an idiot. You know what I mean?
And so, listen, I walk up.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
And, of course, all these places, for some reason, nobody
knows why, they have to lease the spot that features
200 square feet.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Everybody is packed. You can't turn around.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh, no.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
And so I walk up.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
And, guys, when I walk up, Because, you know, you
want to come through, come back to the beach with
whatever she wants.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Okay. Doing what she likes. Okay.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Hey, we're doing what she likes. It's great. We're eating acai.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I walk up. And, Bub, you remember the term for
Chuck E. Cheese hell. They were lined up outside like
the Stones were in town. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
This time, because remember, this is the target audience. They're
lined up outside like Justin Bieber's in town. As far
as I can see, our girls, anywhere from the age 12-
to 18 that's all it is okay and i'm like
i mean i'm talking about there you are i'm talking
about there's piles of big pop hey there's piles of
(38:20):
them i mean they're everywhere within this.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Bearded guy doing in his life yeah so yeah and
everybody's saying we got a bearded guy just a minute
rick i thought you were in a yogurt shop that
was popping i'm sorry but but it's not that we
would that we would almost prefer yeah so it's so
now get you a napkin you got some acai in
your beard.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Right yeah that's right by the way has that ever
been said Hey, beard.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yes, I'm saying your beard. No, because no man with
a beard would be in there. So I get up there,
and I'm like, how long is this going to be?
How long is this going to be? How long is
this going to be?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Oh, so long. The line's so long.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
So anyway, so I almost turn back, and then I think, well,
you know what? Once I get inside the door, it's
not that far. I think it's not that. And you
want to come through. You want to come back whatever
your wife wants, okay? So I get in there. Now,
I want you to picture this, okay?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
What if you'd come back with wings?
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Picture me exactly the way I look, okay? Picture me
exactly the way I look standing. I'm not exaggerating. There's me,
and there's nothing but teenage girls.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
It's just me and a.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Bunch of teenage girls. And so I'm sitting there, and
then there's a window right here to my right that
goes back out to the world in which I came from, okay?
So what do you think happens? So there's a few
little girls in front of me, and I think, well,
I'm not that far away.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Then what happens? They all start running up to the window.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Can you get me an active help?
Speaker 6 (39:35):
And they're hollering through the window to the people in
front of them.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
I feel so bad for her. And they're doing all
this kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
You go, that's a foul. She was supposed to be
here with us.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
I feel so bad for her. I know what she wants.
Then they can't get each other's order. I can't get
up there.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
So they start texting each other through the window.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
How about get in line like everybody else? Now they're
taking pictures of the menu. And then they're sending it
back because they're looking in the window.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
I can't send a manual.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
I can't send a manual.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Can you text me a manual?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
And I'm like, I'm never going to get a bowl.
And then I'm thinking, I don't want a bowl anyway.
So imagine what I'm going through for something I don't
even want.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
That's cheating.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
I bet I heard, I feel so bad for her.
I don't know what was happening. Something was going on.
But I just feel so bad for her.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
These little faces jumping in.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
So what happens is, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
So not only have I got... all these girls in
front of me. Now a pile are coming to the door.
And so really, really, they're just backing me up further
in the line.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
Every time one would come in.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Can you talk to me?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
I feel so bad for her. I bet I heard
that a thousand times.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
I'm like, do y'all say anything?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I'm looking at her out there.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
And watch out.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Don't feel bad for her. She should be on time.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Right.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
And bearded man. So I, guys, it took me.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
So long. So very long. So then I make the mistake. Boy,
you just love to have had a good drive-thru.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Rick, I feel so bad for you.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I feel so bad for Rick.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Surely there's an app for that. And so then, by
the way, it did own some of the people back
there working. I screamed out, is this what it feels
like to be Justin Bieber? And, by the way, it
owned some of the people back then. Hey, you aren't
being here with us every day.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I feel so bad for you.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
And so I think, well, I'm going to leave this
bowl world. Because, by the way, I'm only going to
say one bowl. Because they're all named all these. I'll
take the Bahama Passion. You know? And so I was like,
I'm not saying that. That was the Bahama Passion.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
So, so, so I, I say, I said to, yeah,
I felt so bad for her.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
You know what they, I don't know why there's to
talk the way they talk. So anyway, so I was like, um.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Did you ever just scream?
Speaker 7 (41:55):
Stop.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I finally had to say, Hey man.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
And they kind of look around. You know, they're terrified.
Now there's a giant man on the bench.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
They're all looking up. Oh, no, we should leave. Lumberjack
is wandering in here. I'm so scared of him. So, anyway.
He thinks they serve burgers. All I said was, all
I said was, hey.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Hey, now.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Hey, now. You're overdoing it. Y'all must not know about me.
Y'all must not know about me. I'll give you three.
I'm at the beach, so I'm in a pretty good mood.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
But it's waning.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (42:25):
Rick, I'll give you three of your friend's orders, and
then I'm cutting it off.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I did.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
That's funny you said I cut it off at three.
Five and six came up. I said, hey, man, y'all
going to have to come in.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
You said, whoa.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
I'm so kind of scared of him. So anyway.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
He looks like he's eating Millsburg than us. So anyway,
so I get up, and I just say, I got
to go smooth. So what bowl did you get?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
No, no, I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Smoothie?
Speaker 7 (42:48):
I had to go smoothie. I'll take, give me something
with strawberries and bananas in it.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Which one?
Speaker 6 (42:54):
What do you mean, which one?
Speaker 7 (42:55):
You want the extra energy? I want the one with strawberry.
Do you want to put energy shot in it? No,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
They run a list. Get up the caffeine.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Hey, doesn't nobody want it? I don't think I've ever
had a smoothie in my whole life.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I just want bananas and strawberries.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Put some milk in it. Listen, I'm not into a smoothie.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
Oh, we don't have milk.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
You want coconut milk? No.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
I want one that came from the cow.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
What's going to get me out of here? Would you
like to have some almond milk?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
No. You got some cow milk?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
No.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Y'all, where did almond milk come from anyway? Almonds don't make–
All they do if you grind them up.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
They don't– They.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Don't raise little almonds off milk.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Well, 35 calories.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Did you walk back to Sherry with the right thing?
Speaker 11 (43:38):
I did.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Of course, they forgot my smoothie. What?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
They call out, Rick.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
And then I'm embarrassed. I tried to use a fake name.
And they give me the Bahama Passion Bowl. with I-C-E, I-C-E, I-K-I.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
Stuff in it. And then I'm like, hey, man, where's
my smoothie?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
And then they get.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
Frantic back there, and they can't find my order. I
feel so bad for him.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
We're still rolling through some stories from the weekend. Now,
you and Betty went to play in a tennis tournament,
which just gripped the show with shock.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Right.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Should be.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, and so the family's going, and you guys are going,
the kids are going. trying to combo a little trip
to the beach with playing tennis. And so that meant
you reached out to a former Rick and Bubba intern,
Miss Elle Woods, to go and kind of play nanny
for the weekend, correct?
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yes, that is correct.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
And Elle is great with the kids, and they love her, and,
you know, they cook cookies together and play sorry and
all that fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
I'm Elle Woods.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
I'm Elle Woods.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Elle Wood's back.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
She's now selling radio advertising.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Fashion merchandising from CULA.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
And just ready to get out there and round up some.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Money again today.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
Every day's a new day.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
How about from the Rick and Bubba intern program to
working in the business. I love when that happens.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
And Elle will draw the attention when she's at the beach.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Tell us what happened.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Well, you know, there were several incidents through the weekend
that I really won't go into because they were minor overall,
but You know, Elle, she's a head turner at the beach,
and you have to be careful if you're, you know,
the adult in charge.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
So you're talking about you had to spend some time
fighting off hounds?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, police the area.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
Were you the adult in charge?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Oh, no.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
That's the sad part.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
And who exactly was that? It's really bad when the
people on the tennis team are going, hey, are your
kids coming to lunch?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah, they give you that.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Oh, yeah, they'll be here again now. So but we
were we were coming back home and El was telling
us about her hometown and where she's from. And we
won't go into detail. That really doesn't matter. But so
we we're getting off the interstate to gas up. You know,
everybody needs a bathroom break. You know, get those snacks
you needed to. You know, get those.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
King size Snickers?
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Any butter crap like that.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
I love the king size.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
I'm still mad they went to two pieces, though.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
They're ripping me off.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
I just can't figure it out. Yeah, Bubba, what do
you need?
Speaker 4 (46:07):
I will, I mean, I'll tear a slushie down only
when I'm on a long ride. I never get one
when I'm just, you know, somewhere.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You know, that's a good point.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
A slushie.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
I haven't had a slushie in so long.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
Yeah, a slushie is a very specific.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Those Coca-Cola slushies.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I love those.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
There's a very specific window for you to get those.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
You know.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
So, you know, we get out at a convenience store, and,
you know, Elle, she's got her Daisy Dukes on that
she's traveling with.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
What? You know, it's hard for her.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
They don't make long shorts.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
It's hard for her. It's just, it's hard for Elle
to turn it down.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
I've seen long shorts.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You need to get some of them culottes. What are
they called? Galchos.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
All the above names.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
What happened to stirrup paint?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Well, so, you know, we're all taking our rounds going in,
and the kids and the ladies go in, and I'm
gassing up, you know, and getting ready. When they come back,
I'm going to go in. And when they come back out,
I mean, Al has got one hot on the trail.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Got a young dude.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
He came up to the van.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Mr.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Construction Worker, who's really interested in meeting Al. And, you know,
it catches you just a little off guard to begin
with when a large man's trying to get in the
van with you. And, you know, you try to avoid
incidents at convenience stores. So I thought for a minute,
you know, it catches you off guard. I thought, oh, boy,
got me a handle here. I have to work.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Through this one. So he was coming in at a
rate that was unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
Yeah, way hot. I'll offend my space.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Way hot.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Like, hey, I may have to do something as the adult.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
I mean, you start thinking, hey, where's my equipment at here?
I may have to defend. You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Maybe time to go to the glove compartment.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You being the adult in charge.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I know it. Let's keep going back to that. And really,
I'm focused on the slushie. And I really want to
get in there.
Speaker 7 (48:01):
And get that.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I've got a place where I always get it. You know,
I know it's there.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
In fact, before Bubba checked on me, he went and
got the slushie first and then comes.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Back.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
Hang on, let me get this slushie.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
No, Al's got that little cookie.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Hey, Al, watch this construction guy while I go get
that slushie and I'll come back.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Now, what was the conversation, Al?
Speaker 6 (48:27):
What did he say to you coming out?
Speaker 11 (48:28):
Yeah, what did he say?
Speaker 7 (48:29):
He said, are you from here? Are you from here?
Speaker 10 (48:32):
And then just rushed me, really. And I was like,
I didn't even know what to say.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
I know what you're saying. Bubba.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Adult.
Speaker 11 (48:41):
Adult.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Adult in charge. Bubba, throw a slush in his eye. Bubba.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Now, see, I had not gone in at this point.
I was waiting my turn to go.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
She just gouged you. You know, and you thank her
for opening that door. I'll pick it.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
I'll pick it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
But you keep looking in there at the slushing machine.
Speaker 7 (48:57):
You still see it.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Well, I can see it over this very large construction
worker's shoulder.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
So he said, where are you from? And then what
was he just?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
He said, are you from here? Well, it started, we
were in the store, and I am friendly. And he
was buying honey, of all things. And his buddy was, like,
picking at him about buying honey.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
And I just started laughing.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
Oh, no.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
I know.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
I shouldn't have laughed.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
The girl in shorts with a nice tan flirting with
me in the convenience store.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
I didn't flirt.
Speaker 10 (49:27):
I just laughed.
Speaker 7 (49:28):
Yeah, but in some people's minds, that's... Here's what construction
men thought.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
That girl over there who's pretty thinks I'm funny.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (49:36):
Her daddy's going inside to get a slushie. I'll hit
on her.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Her daddy!
Speaker 3 (49:39):
I'll tell you what, when her daddy goes after the slushie,
I'm getting in the van.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
I didn't want that!
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Daddy!
Speaker 7 (49:54):
So, see, that got his attention.
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Well, and then I noticed after I laughed, he, like,
locked eyes with me, and I was like, oh, crap.
And then I quit laughing, and then I walked out
with Betty and.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Caitlin and Hunter. And then we went outside, and then
he came.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
Out there with his friends.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Hot pursuit.
Speaker 10 (50:10):
Yeah, I mean, and then he locked eyes with me again.
Speaker 6 (50:13):
Almost doing the jog. I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
It's a quick walk.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Big man jogging.
Speaker 7 (50:16):
And he was like, hey, hey, are you from here?
Speaker 10 (50:18):
And then I was, like, putting my purse in the car.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Hey, little lady, you from here?
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Where are you from? Where are you from?
Speaker 4 (50:24):
And I was like, not really.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Well, no, you either are or you're not. What do
you mean not really?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
No, what was funny about it, before we got off
the exit, she was telling us that I'm from here.
This is my area. I live just down the road.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Just down the road.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
You're from South Alabama.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
30 miles from there. We don't really need to go
into the city.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
You know, just down the road. So it was so
funny to me when he asked, are you from around here?
Because she had just told us yes. But she's obviously
in a handle now to go, no, I ain't from
around here.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
I know.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
And I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
And then he was like all up on me, all
up in my space.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
And I was like, uh.
Speaker 10 (51:05):
And then his friend. was like, oh, I thought you were, no,
the guy was like, I thought you were, never mind,
never mind, I don't know, making up something. And his
friend was like, you're going to get shot if you
keep on.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Does your daddy have a gun?
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Her daddy, once he gets that slushie down.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Hey, let me ask you something. Do you mind if
I talk to your daddy by taking your hand? I
love Dukes of Hazzard, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits,
flashing back through 31 years of radio gold every Saturday morning,
wherever you get your podcasts. It's Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Hey, it's Speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits,
flashing back through 31 years of radio gold every Saturday morning,
wherever you get your podcasts. It's Rick and Bubba's Greatest Hits.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I just want to thank each and every one of
y'all for all you've done to your bodies.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's still real to me, damn it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
One of the.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Greatest video clips ever.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I can't watch it enough. That never turned on me.
Speaker 7 (00:40):
It always delivers.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I love the guy up there discomforting and patting.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Him on the shoulder.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
He said, hold it together, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do it again, Rick.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Do it again.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Do it again, Rick.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Again, again.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
I'm going to tell it to him.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Look at that big crowd. Each and every one of y'all.
Please keep it real. For all you've done to your bodies.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's still real to me, damn it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
I mean, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Take it easy, man.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Take it easy, man.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Thank you, y'all guys.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Y'all were awesome.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They don't get no better than that.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think they watch it.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
That was real. It does not get any better than that.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Which leads to one of the intern nicknames we're going
to consider.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
It's still real to me, Gabby. Oh, that's good. That
don't win. All right.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
So we'll put that on there, too. First of all,
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I don't know.
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Today's the 23rd, so yes.
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Greg, yes.
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You should know that, Greg. I was getting married the 26th.
You should know that.
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sponsors button. All right, so Gabby Green is here. And
we're trying to narrow down. I'm looking at what we
have on hold here. Let's see if anything. A lot
of people are calling Sweet Chin Music because you said
that's Shawn Michaels' finishing move.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Okay, so I'm going to put a mark on that one.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Sweet Chin Music. Also, let's look. Anything here that would
jump out at me. How about Diamond Dallas Gabby?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Diamond Dallas Gabby.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
DDP.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You like them?
Speaker 7 (02:55):
What about Macho Woman? No.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't see anything on hold here that really trumps
what we have. Let's try to narrow them down. I
said Tenacious Tiger from the mascot of the high school
that she went to school.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I mean, I don't. I thought that would get more
steam than it did.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So everybody's leaning toward WWE.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Now I want to go WWE. Is it E or
F now?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It's E.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
All right, so what do we got here? Speed, let's
narrow them down.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
All right, let's see here.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Sweet Chin Music, we know we want there. It's still
real to me, Gabby. We know we want that there. Yeah,
you got to have that.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Gabzilla. That's pretty good. Do you like that? No.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah, I like Smackdown. Smackdown's good.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Heartbreak Gabby for Heartbreak Kid. Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Right there elbow drop gabby douglas no rowdy roddy gabby
it's too hard to say downtown gabby alabama smackdown no
because we have smackdown uh let's see can you smell
what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You know that's that's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
That's good that's long it's long though i know but
still you didn't like macho woman so we're not going
to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I think if you put in smell what the gab's cooking,
you got what four right there?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
We got, what'd you say? I think we got it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Stone Cold Gabby, Smackdown, Sweet Chin Music, It's Still Real
to Me Gabby.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
And then what was the other one?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Y'all want it?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
That's four there.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Can you smell what the gabby's cooking? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's five good ones.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
With the gabby's cooking? You like gabby?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
You like smell what the gab's cooking or the gabby?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The gab.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Okay. Smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah. All right.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I got it. Got to hip it up.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
That's what we're voting on. I'll never remember that. Have
you got them? That's good, though.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Stone Cold Gabby. Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I'm just taking a deep breath here.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Smackdown.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sweet Chin Music. It's still real to me, Gabby. And
Can You Smell What the Gab is Cooking.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
That's them. That's all we're voting on.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
One more time. Stone Cold Gabby. Smackdown. Sweet chin music.
It's still real to me, Gabby. And can you smell
what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
All right, here we go. What's your vote? Hi, you're
on the Rick and Bubba Show. Which one are you
voting for?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
If you smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
All right, thank you, sir. Rick and Bubba Show, what
are you voting for? I was thinking GW, Gabby. Hi,
Rick and Bubba Show, what are you voting for? Sir,
what's your vote, or ma'am? Hi, Rick and Bubba Show,
which one are you voting for?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
Dirty white girl.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No, that's not one of our options. Wasn't that a wrestler, too?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That was.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please? From
Bucks North Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sweet chin music.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
All right, sweet chin music. Rick and Bubba Show, what's
your vote, please?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Can you smell what the cab is cooking?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Intern, open up a can. Open up a can. That's
pretty funny. Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, what's your vote, please?
It's still real to me, Gabby. Hi, Rick and Bubba Show.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
What's your vote, please? Hi, Rick and Bubba Show. What's
your vote, please?
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Rick and Bubba Show, your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Hi, Rick and Bubba Show.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Gabby, these are your people.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
What's your vote, please?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Stone Cold Gabby.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. We don't
have a clear road here. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please. They're all good. Smell what the gab
is cooking. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
Dare, dare.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Stupid. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Go ahead, Tom.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Smell what the gab is cooking.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
All right. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Smackdown.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. All right, intern,
give me a hand.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. What if we
can move over that one?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's still real.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
It's still real.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Still real to me.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. Sweet tune music.
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Hey, this does bop.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Sweet tune music.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
We've got a winner now. Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Don't go, Gabby.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Kelly Wecker.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Gabby Roll.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You know, jokes are funny until they're completely driven into
the ground.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Rick and Bubba show your vote, please. Gabby Rowe.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Again, just as annoying as the other guy who said
the same thing you did.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
It didn't drop off at all, did it? Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please. Stone Cold.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Where are we at, Speedy?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
We got Stone Cold at three, Smackdown two, Sweet Chin
Music six, Still Real to Me, Gabby, three, Can You
Smell What the Gab is Cooking, five.
Speaker 11 (08:15):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
We got two minutes worth of calls, and then it'll
be a winner.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Don't go, Debbie.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Killer Angel.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I don't know. Hi, Rick and Bubba, show your.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Vote, please.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sweet Chin Jedi.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Did we count that one? I don't think we did.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I don't know. What are you telling me what to do?
I don't think we counted. He was sneaking it in. Hi,
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Stone Cold Gabby.
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Stone Cold Gabby. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking? Rick and Bubba,
show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Stone Cold Gabby. Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
It's going to be close.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
All right, where are we at, Speedy?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sweet Chin Music has eight. Stone Cold Gabby, seven. Can
you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Six.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
It's still real to me, Gabby, three and SmackDown two.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
We have one minute on the clock and I'm watching it.
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It's still real to me, Gabbit. Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Gabbit. Sweet booty style.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I couldn't understand what you said. Rick and Bubba, show
your vote, please.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Go ahead, your vote, please. Rick and Bubba, show what's
your vote.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He got locked up.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Intern lockup, not an option.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Smackdown! All right, Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please.
That's not one.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Rick and Bubba, show your.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Vote, please.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Can you smell what the gab is cooking?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Rick and Bubba, show your vote, please. Ten seconds on
the clock.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh, boy.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Your vote, please.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Rick and Bubba, show what's your vote.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Still real.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Okay. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
So, Speedy, what's the winner? Sweet Chin Music gets it
by one.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh, really?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
So, intern Sweet Chin Music.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
There it is.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Her favorite. We had that with eight. Can you smell
what the gab is cooking? Seven.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Stone Cold Gabby, seven. And it's still real to me, Gabby,
five with Smackdown at three. Well, you had a variety there.
Speaker 11 (10:47):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
And Sweet Jen, they won.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Intern Sweet Jen Music.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
There it is.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Joins Rick and Bubba University.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba. Alexa. Alexa.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Now, Rick, y'all know.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
There's a bunch of them in there, other ones.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We keep saying that, and I wonder how many Alexas
we're making do something in the house.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Alexa, turn on Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
No, this is it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
If they're listening.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Alexa.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turn on WZZK on TuneIn, and we're there. So y'all
know how I am with names, okay? I share your
dad's deal with this. But you'll love– this is so funny.
Play that spoof just right quick. This is Alexa's spoof
from Saturday Night Live. Everybody was sending it to me
(11:35):
when they found out I was there.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
The new Amazon Echo has everyone asking Alexa for help.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Alexa, what time is it?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
What the hell is wrong with this blaster thing?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Amanda!
Speaker 9 (11:48):
But the latest technology isn't always easy to use for
people of a certain age.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
These kids done bought me a busted machine again.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
That's why Amazon partnered with AARP to present the new
Amazon Echo Silver, the only smart speaker device designed specifically
to be used by the greatest generation. It's super loud
and responds to any name even remotely close to Alexa,
so they can find out the weather.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Allegra, what is the weather outside? It is 74 degrees
and sunny.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (12:20):
It is 74 degrees and sunny.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Where?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Outside.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
What about it?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
The temperature outside is 74 degrees and sunny. I don't
know about that.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
The latest in sports.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Clarissa, how many did Owen Satchel strike out last night?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Satchel Paige died in 1982.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
How many did he get?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Satchel Paige is dead. In what now? Died.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Who did?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Satchel Paige.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
New Yorker news and pop culture.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Anita.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What them boys up to across the street?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
They are just playing.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
They what now?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
They are just playing.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
You say they just playing now?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yes, they are just playing.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
To smart devices like your thermostat.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Alessandra, turn the heat up.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
The room is already 100 degrees.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Are you trying.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
To kill me, Alessandra?
Speaker 9 (13:13):
The new Amazon Echo Silver plays all the music they
loved when they were young. Angela, play black jazz.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Playing, uh, jazz.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Black jazz.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
It also has a quick scan feature to help them
find things.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Emilia, where did I put the phone? The phone is
in your right hand.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
And it has an uh-huh feature for long rambling stories.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
So then I gave him $ 5, and he said I
only gave him $ 1.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I said, you know I gave you a five.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
Because I only had a five and a one on it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
And this is the $ 1 right here.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean, you tell me who's crazy. Amazon Echo Silver.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Get yours today.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I said get yours today.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
To order Amazon Echo Silver, send us your money.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
That is good. That is so good.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
AARP had to put out a press release that they
were not a part of this, and it was a spoof.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I know you find that shit.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
How many people are calling?
Speaker 7 (14:19):
I don't know about that. She knows we held up.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
She's like, I got the one right here.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
And I tell her it was crazy. 866-WeBeBig. That's funny.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Let's go to Barry. Barry, thanks for your patience, buddy.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh, I was calling in to tell y'all about that
exact spoof right there.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
I guess when y'all started talking about that, I was like, man,
they got to see about this.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That one is dead on the names because I have
slaughtered it.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Barry, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Let's go to Brett Gadsden, Z93. Brett, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Good morning, fella.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Hey, buddy.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Hey, you know, you can ask her, I don't know
where she gets her information.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
But who is this or what is that, so forth
and so on.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
But when you get home this evening, ask her who
Jesus Christ is. What will it say? That he's a
fictional character.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh, really?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
You know what I say? I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
866-WeBeBig, Daniel in Georgia.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Daniel, go ahead. Welcome to the program, buddy. How are you?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Good.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I was just listening to you guys every morning, enjoy.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
The show, and it seems like we've lost our affiliate
in Dublin.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
All right, hang on a minute. Hang on a minute.
Hang on. I got email about that.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
They might be asked over.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And I got the answer for you. I do.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Do you have it already?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yeah, I believe they're moving to 102.1.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, they switched us to a different frequency there. Oh, great, great.
Because somebody started that on the break, and I'm like,
you know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, they moved from big one to– Alexis, find us
where we are.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Try 102.1. I'm going to lose you guys.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Speedy's right. They've moved us to 102.1.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
All right, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Great.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Happy New Year, guys. Thank you. We'll put that out
on social media today.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I've asked their programming to send us some stuff on
that so we can knock it out.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
With the thing that Alexa or the Google does, it's
really amazing how far this has come. And you look,
and we still got the little robot vacuum cleaners you
can clean.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Your house with.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
If we ever got all that married together so we
could have a robot that would talk to you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
We're getting close.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
All right.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Let me ask you this, okay?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
And we definitely, I understand the whole thing about iHeart
and TuneIn on affiliates.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
But, you know, you can enable iHeart, too.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
It has them both.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
But what I'm talking about, on our TuneIn, we have
a TuneIn channel that is just Rick and Bob.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Right.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
And it plays us 24-7, even best ofs.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Could you just tell her to go find that?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I was just calling radio stations by call letters before,
but I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
We'll look and see. Somebody just texted me and said,
when you said to do that, it did it on
theirs a minute ago on the radio.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Right.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
It's very sensitive, by the way.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You've been all the way across the room and hollering
at it.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Somebody tell it to just go find Rick and Bubba
on TuneIn and see what comes up.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
But, you know, I'm amazed now just at what I've
been able to learn, you know, playing with it for
a week or so.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I can't imagine what all is out there I don't know,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Well, there's all kinds.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I need a real Alexis genius, you know, to clue
me in on some of it.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Richard in Alabama.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
You called it something else again.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Richard, go ahead. I said Alexa, didn't I?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
No, you said Alexis.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Which one is it?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Alexa.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
All right, Richard, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I'm changing it to Alpha.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I was calling it the wrong thing, too. I got
called out about it.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Richard, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Hey, I was wondering if, you know, Google has the
same type product, and if y'all saw the video of
the Italian grandmother trying to use it on YouTube, it's
pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
And somebody sent me a YouTube now one called Alexa
Christian Version.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The best I can tell is that all of these
personal assistants, especially to our senior citizens, is a lot
like having a laser pointer for a cat.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
He can't help but watch. Oh, that's that guy that
does the funny coaches.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
That's the Christian.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
That's that same guy that does the different kind of coaches.
That's that same guy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Rick.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I can't see face emoji.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Back it up.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Let's hear it. Is that really guarding her heart?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
With advanced situational recognition, Christian Alexa is here to encourage.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Philippians 4.13, I can do all things through Christ who
gives me strength.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
He can't open.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Always wanted to be a better Christian? Well, now you
can with Christian Alexa.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Let no unwholesome talk come out.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Of your mouth.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
And each Christian Alexa is uniquely programmed to help you
with your individual struggles.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Hey, you want something to drink? That better be a
Coke bottle.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Order your Christian Alexa.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Today and you can see the immediate life improvements.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Let's eat.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
How about Let's Pray?
Speaker 11 (19:08):
From the makers of Pure Flix and GodTube comes Christian Alexa.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
That's funny. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
We'll go phone trolling next. Our first phone troll of 2018.
Let's make it worth it. Let's make it worth it.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Anything you want to talk about. 866-WeBeBig. Alexa, call Rick
and Bubba. We'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
More Rick and Bubba coming up right after this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Rick and Bubba. Rick and Bubba. Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Now the security team is sitting around yucking it up
about Michael.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Rick, it's been all over the news today. Three of
Michael's former bodyguards are now talking about their relationship with Michael.
his girlfriends, and his children.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I know. According to them, Michael Jackson enjoyed spending time
with his children, cruising the Vegas Strip, and even ordering
fast food through a drive-thru, according to his bodyguards. But
the man also said that Jackson's lifestyle was isolated, lonely,
and described it full of stress, paranoia, and pain. Yeah,
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I'll take a Big Mac. And you know there's a
drive-thru worker somewhere now like at McDonald's going... I knew
that guy sounded familiar.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I knew it.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
He had that surgery mask on.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
I knew that was weird. Super, super size that. Let
me tell you this.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And if the security guards were true friends, you know,
the first thing I told him, do not order a
Happy Meal under any circumstance. Don't you dare.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Now, Rick, in an exclusive interview with Good Morning America,
the three bodyguards spoke out about Jackson's secretive life, describing
some moments in his life as just plain sad. For instance,
when Jackson held a birthday party for one of his children,
only Jackson, the teacher, the nanny, and the three bodyguards
would be allowed to attend. No other children were there.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I bet that was fun.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Jackson, of course, died on June 25th following a lethal
cocktail of prescription drugs, and I guess you'd have to
call it a sleeping medication. They said that he's got
a little doctor's mask on, and he would say, BJ, hi,
I've heard so much about you. Go ahead and have
a seat. Like he was going to be the doctor.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
When he had a mask on?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
He's a plain doctor?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He said the three men signed up for personal protection,
but the job became much more than they ever expected.
They said Jackson trusted them with his life, his children,
and his secrets.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
God love him.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
We were with Michael Jackson, the person, not the entertainer,
one of them said. In fact, the bandages Jackson wore
frequently in public were not concealing secret surgeries, they said. Instead,
the singer was using them as a disguise. That disguise
to him was the burn victim look, one of the
security guards said.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Well, he pulled that one off.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
But now that.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Well done, Mike. I'm a burn victim.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Now, if you're going to wear like Michael Jackson, high
water pants, white socks, shoes, a hat, a glove, and
like a leftover British naval outfit top. Then you put,
you know, you wrap up like the mummy. I don't
know that you're really accomplishing what you want not to
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stick out in the crowd.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
And you pull up in a limousine.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Hey, it's not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
It's a mummy dressed like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
It's a poor burn victim. Just beat it, beat it,
beat it. So he wanted to. That didn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
This is what we're talking about, the yes men that
were around him. They said even though they were concerned
about that particular disguise, none of them would ever ask
Jackson directly about the mask.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
There was nobody like us that said, hey, what do
you got on?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (23:05):
They should have.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
They're saying.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
How about some Groucho glasses? People know that's you.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
He said, like, he would come down the hall with
his kids in this disguise, ready to go somewhere, and
they would want to say, you know, what in the
world have you got on? But they said, how could
you tell him that? Question mark.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Did he say anything about naming his kids, like, Blanket?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Here's some other.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Did he say anything about his kids are white? And
how did that happen?
Speaker 11 (23:29):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Greg.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Well, they are. Greg, you're being mean.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It said that the man with Jackson was always paranoid
about security, as you can imagine. The man described Jackson
as an awesome dad who loved to spend time with
his children and took them to fast food drive-thrus for
Big Macs and fried chicken. Often Jackson would insist on
ordering himself, the guard said. The kids would constantly say,
I love you, Daddy. They were like four buddies, one
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of the other guards said. Despite having a privileged upbringing,
he said the children were very polite and well-mannered. A
note from Parrish to Whitfield asking for tuna fish for
the cat is filled with please and thank you. That's
one of the security guards. In fact, the bodyguards went
on to say the children were the easiest part of
the job and remember moments when they misbehaved and tried
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to sneak extra Oreos to the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Now, as far as Michael Jackson and his other escapades,
they said that when Jackson was brought up on charges,
if they believed that he was a pedophile, all three
men say absolutely not. Being a man and men, we
know men, and we were around him long enough to
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know he was a man. Garcia, who is one of
the other bodyguards, said Jackson had desires— Of women, just
like we do, he had lovers. The men said the
pop star had at least two different girlfriends and sometime felt, though,
that they were chaperoning two teenagers on a date. He
said that one of the cars they traveled in did
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have a curtain to separate the front and back seat.
He said that from time to time you did hear
kissing going on in the back seat, which, quite frankly,
we're all glad.
Speaker 11 (25:18):
To hear, really.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
I think he paid them to say that. He said,
when I die, y'all talk like I was a stud.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Greg.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
There'll be a little bit left under the counter for you.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
The guy's not with us anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I bet they.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I doubt he planned that far ahead.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Maybe not, but it wouldn't have been a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
So I guess just what I'm getting from this report
and others that I'm seeing on TV, yes, it was sad.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
It was odd.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
But, you know, there was some normalcy to his life,
you know, at least on some level.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Well, you know, I thought this was kind of, I
don't know if this is a joke. He said, and
I will say this, Billie Jean was not his lover.
She's just a girl that claimed that he was the one.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
There's another joke there, but I'm going to let it go.
off the same album.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Sure, sure.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
But I was so glad that they said he was
tearing that sugar up in the back.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Yeah, well, look. With painted ladies.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
He's in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I can't get over the fact that he wanted to
go through the drive-thru.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Sir, I realize I'm security for you, but I really
believe the kissing experience will be a lot more beneficial
to both of you.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Take the mask off.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Granted, your nose may fall off.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
Greg, you're on. You know how you stick your tongue
through a napkin? Yeah, you stick your tongue.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
I want to supersize that.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Can you supersize that, please?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Can I have extra ketchup, please?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Do I still have the Hot Wheel card?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
What's the toy now?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You can't see me, but here's my tongue. That's a
weird little world, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
He didn't have anybody who would hold him accountable.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
They said they were men, and they are no men,
and he was a man because they know men. I
think that Old Spice commercial, I'm a man. Look at
that on the right there.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
That looks good.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Look, photo bombs can be fun. They can.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Yeah, Rick.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
They're funny.
Speaker 12 (27:22):
We're on record around here that we'll, if there's a
live news camera, we're going to walk through it.
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
We'll do it.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
You've done it. Bubba and I have done it. People
sometimes love it.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Sometimes they don't.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Of course, we're men. We are men.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
But if you're going to photobomb a family that's getting
together for a picture, you want to gather.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Let me say this.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I think we all can say that if you are
male or female, and your photo bomb is going to
include something lewd, meaning you're going to expose something for us. First,
let's just say we probably shouldn't do that ever. Let's
go ahead and put that on the list. Like all
of you out there that keep getting in trouble and
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your life keeps being ruined for you sending lewd pictures
to people, can I give all of you a heads up?
That has never worked. It's never received well. It always
leads to trouble. I have not had one documented instance
of anyone who said, you know, I didn't really feel
good about going out with you until you sent me
that photo.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Once I saw that picture.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Now I'm ready for a dinner reservation and a movie
of time.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
What are you doing Friday night?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Right. It's normally a pushback. People find that to be
a little creepy. But anyway, this is back to a
photo bomb. But again, let's keep our photo bombs out
of the lewd category engine.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
But let's say that you just can't meet that standard.
You have to be lewd and you have to photobomb.
Let's at least make sure you're.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Photobombing a lighthearted situation to try to minimize.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
The blowback.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
You definitely don't want to come lift your shirt up
in the back of a picture of a family who's
grieving over.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
The death of a loved one. In the Flasher's defense,
it was hard to tell that they were grieving. Again,
if she just followed my rule and said, let's don't
do lewd photobombs at all.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
You know, the fact now that they're looking for it.
We need that woman.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Unfortunately, I hate to ask this, but.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Go right ahead. You have the floor.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Well, how are they trying to identify her?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
There's going to be an uncomfortable, you know, when they
bring people in for the perp walk and everybody everybody
lines up this is gonna be uncomfortable because there's gonna
be some women who are innocent and they're gonna say
everybody pull your shirt up all right zina you recognize.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Anything number one step forward number one step forward lift
your shirt up what do you think the pictures that's
not them.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
The picture is blurred, but to be honest, it's not
that impressive.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I thought it was a guy.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Straight up, I did too. I did too. We even
mentioned that.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
If someone's using that to photobomb, I'm proud.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
I look like a 13-year-old boy. Greg, Greg, Greg. Greg,
most lewd photobombs, you can see the person. seems to
have some confidence.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Are you saying we're ruling out Dolly Parton?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Oh, yeah. That much, you're right.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
I mean, you can walk in. She, that ain't her.
I can promise you that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
You know, you could probably, in this particular case, just
two of them just walk in and they haven't even
gotten in line. You said, I can tell you those
two aren't here.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I can tell you right now.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Those two, no need to even come in here. Don't
put them in that situation. But anyway. Can't they see
their face in the picture?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yeah, it's blurred out.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
We're blurring out the face and other things. But please look, Rick.
They were taking a solemn picture.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
Evidently, there's some significance on this trip with a loved
one who's passed on, right?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:54):
So they're going to take a group picture, I guess,
commemorating it. And they didn't notice this until after they
were back home, so they couldn't reshoot the picture.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I don't know how.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Don't you know they looked at it and they went, hey.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
I got to go back to something else.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The person taking the picture, do they not see?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Well, you know how sometimes you're trying to get the
family in there.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
They did say that. It's peeking around the block. And
if you're a good photo bomber, though, you jump right
in at the last second.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Greg, there is one guy, remember, the family who's 14,
said he'd like to have a copy so he can
make sure and rule out even.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
He wants it enlarged.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
I'm offended, too. Give me a copy of that. Can
somebody send that to me?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Eight by ten.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I want to see how bad this really is.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
What if you're the bomber's friends, and you know they
dared them to do it, and then now this hits.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
And you go, hey. did you vote obama grieving.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Family dang the luck well they're at it there's no
way to tell they're at a state park and undoubtedly
their loved one who passed away which was a grandmother
uh for the children makes it even worse i mean
for the husband granny undoubtedly this is a place they
used to go with her yeah and so they were
first trip they made without you're right they made a
nice picture so they said let's take a picture it's
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the first time mama was not with us right there
on the steps and uh Dang it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
And then we get our photo bomber. And it says.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
We lost one family member, but we gained another one.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yes, you did.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Yes, yes, you did.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Or in this case, a couple more.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
All right.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
That's so good.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So in this particular case... They keep saying they want
this person to be held accountable for what? Can you
get in trouble for this? Is this exposure?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
I guess so. I would think so. Well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
We've got a group that's arguing that they want. We've
got a charge we're getting here. Is there a charge
for being rude or is this just for lewdness? We
have a group arguing that they want the same rights.
They shouldn't be considered.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
No, I know.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
I understand. We've got that group out there.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
All right.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
But let me be clear.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
Speedy said he don't get behind many causes, but he
may back that one.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
I've been in a lineup before. It's tough.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
By the way, I'm reading now some of the comments
from family members. A bunch of bald guys with goatees.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Right.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Step forward.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Incident in Mississippi State.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Have you read the comment from one of the women?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, Rick.
Speaker 12 (33:09):
She was describing what she saw.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
We're trying to recreate memories. Please, Rick.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Now we've got some chicks, you know what, and she
uses the word, not allowing us to do that. I'm
looking at the picture.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I think it can be cropped out.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Probably can.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I definitely think they can zero in because it's just
peeking around the rock wall.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
You know what I mean? I'd say cut it off
at the wall. I know it's wrong.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
It's so wrong for me to laugh. It is. Somebody
said they should have nipped it at the butt. I'm sorry,
but I can't help but find humor in it.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Sorry, I'm not going to fake and act like I'm offended.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
That's a funny story. Idiot.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It is.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It is.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
It's not like, you know. That's a funny story. Because
it's not like, we're not at a funeral. I'll be
honest with you.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
If that was my family and we were taking that
photo and that happened, I would think it was funny.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Do you think anybody has said Mama would have thought
it was funny to you?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, we're not sure about Mama's personality, but maybe.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
What if they don't know it, but they've gone back
in time and that is Grandma?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
What in the world?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Good night. They've time traveled and they don't know it.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
She's like, here I.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Am.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
So Mama came back in her younger years when she
used to follow NASCAR.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
She liked them bees. How are you going to be?
If you look closely, Greg, the shirt she's pulling up
actually has Darryl Waldron.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
When he was in the Mountain Dew.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Just do it, Daryl.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Rick, I'm worried about Speedy and all this house stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Are we ever going to talk about your life?
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Yeah, sure. Can we talk about that next? Speedy's life
is completely upside down. What about them dogs? You talking
about this picture or my ears?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Your dog.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Not that dog.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
All right.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Y'all calm down.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
We'll look into the world of Speedy next.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
And, buddy, it's upside down, too. It is upside down.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Four speeds.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
15 minutes to the top of the hour. More Rick
and Bubba coming up next.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
So Sherry and I went to the beach this past weekend,
and my beautiful wife, if you're willing, she'll go to
the beach and she'll stay out there all day long.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
All day long.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
And then the only thing she wants to break for
is a bike ride.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
And I know that going in.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Now keep in mind, first of all, hey, first of all,
hey first yeah first of all i'm a grown man
okay uh-huh yeah uh and when grown men recently turned
57 especially especially if you're a grown man who you
know you're trying to do better with your eating everything
but you have a great fondness for food yeah when
(35:55):
when people are encouraging you to eat when people are
encouraging you to eat you don't want to waste it
on something like some A K or a acai bowl.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
I've never heard it called acai.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
There they are.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Look at that, Bubba. That's acai. Women go crazy over
these restaurants. Which part's acai?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
They go crazy. So Sherry has... Am I the only
one that's never heard it called acai? I've heard acai. What?
Speaker 7 (36:18):
You heard it wrong. Acai! But you go in there
and they have.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I love charcuterie boards now.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
You're like, what? Did you just say... I think you
just bit your tongue. Right.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No, that's all right.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Did you order an acai bowl?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Did you have to say it? So here's the thing.
But don't forget this. Don't forget this. When you go
into these restaurants, not only are you already demoralized that
you're going into one of these places.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Because it ain't a steakhouse.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
When you walk in, keep in mind, Sherry's asking me
to take one of my meal opportunities at the beach
and waste it.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Which is part of the trip. And waste it on this. Now,
keep in mind. That when you go in there, these
places are just like the Starbucks problem. Not only is
it demoralizing for any heterosexual man to go in there,
but then the way that they name their bowls, you've
got to go with the embarrassment of that. You've got
to say it. I'd like to have the Bahama Joyful.
(37:12):
You know?
Speaker 7 (37:13):
What? Bahama Joyful.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
I'd like to have the Cowabunga. You know what I mean?
You feel like an idiot. You know what I mean?
And so, listen, I walk up.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
And, of course, all these places, for some reason, nobody
knows why, they have to lease the spot that features
200 square feet.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Everybody is packed. You can't turn around.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh, no.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
And so I walk up.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
And, guys, when I walk up, Because, you know, you
want to come through, come back to the beach with
whatever she wants.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Okay. Doing what she likes. Okay.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Hey, we're doing what she likes. It's great. We're eating acai.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I walk up. And, Bub, you remember the term for
Chuck E. Cheese hell. They were lined up outside like
the Stones were in town. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
This time, because remember, this is the target audience. They're
lined up outside like Justin Bieber's in town. As far
as I can see, our girls, anywhere from the age 12-
to 18 that's all it is okay and i'm like
i mean i'm talking about there you are i'm talking
about there's piles of big pop hey there's piles of
(38:20):
them i mean they're everywhere within this.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Bearded guy doing in his life yeah so yeah and
everybody's saying we got a bearded guy just a minute
rick i thought you were in a yogurt shop that
was popping i'm sorry but but it's not that we
would that we would almost prefer yeah so it's so
now get you a napkin you got some acai in
your beard.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Right yeah that's right by the way has that ever
been said Hey, beard.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yes, I'm saying your beard. No, because no man with
a beard would be in there. So I get up there,
and I'm like, how long is this going to be?
How long is this going to be? How long is
this going to be?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Oh, so long. The line's so long.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
So anyway, so I almost turn back, and then I think, well,
you know what? Once I get inside the door, it's
not that far. I think it's not that. And you
want to come through. You want to come back whatever
your wife wants, okay? So I get in there. Now,
I want you to picture this, okay?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
What if you'd come back with wings?
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Picture me exactly the way I look, okay? Picture me
exactly the way I look standing. I'm not exaggerating. There's me,
and there's nothing but teenage girls.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
It's just me and a.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Bunch of teenage girls. And so I'm sitting there, and
then there's a window right here to my right that
goes back out to the world in which I came from, okay?
So what do you think happens? So there's a few
little girls in front of me, and I think, well,
I'm not that far away.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Then what happens? They all start running up to the window.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 7 (39:34):
Can you get me an active help?
Speaker 6 (39:35):
And they're hollering through the window to the people in
front of them.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
I feel so bad for her. And they're doing all
this kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
You go, that's a foul. She was supposed to be
here with us.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
I feel so bad for her. I know what she wants.
Then they can't get each other's order. I can't get
up there.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
So they start texting each other through the window.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
How about get in line like everybody else? Now they're
taking pictures of the menu. And then they're sending it
back because they're looking in the window.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
I can't send a manual.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
I can't send a manual.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Can you text me a manual?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
And I'm like, I'm never going to get a bowl.
And then I'm thinking, I don't want a bowl anyway.
So imagine what I'm going through for something I don't
even want.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
That's cheating.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
I bet I heard, I feel so bad for her.
I don't know what was happening. Something was going on.
But I just feel so bad for her.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
These little faces jumping in.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
So what happens is, here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
So not only have I got... all these girls in
front of me. Now a pile are coming to the door.
And so really, really, they're just backing me up further
in the line.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
Every time one would come in.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Can you talk to me?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
I feel so bad for her. I bet I heard
that a thousand times.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
I'm like, do y'all say anything?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I'm looking at her out there.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
And watch out.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Don't feel bad for her. She should be on time.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Right.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
And bearded man. So I, guys, it took me.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
So long. So very long. So then I make the mistake. Boy,
you just love to have had a good drive-thru.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Rick, I feel so bad for you.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I know.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I feel so bad for Rick.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Surely there's an app for that. And so then, by
the way, it did own some of the people back
there working. I screamed out, is this what it feels
like to be Justin Bieber? And, by the way, it
owned some of the people back then. Hey, you aren't
being here with us every day.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I feel so bad for you.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
And so I think, well, I'm going to leave this
bowl world. Because, by the way, I'm only going to
say one bowl. Because they're all named all these. I'll
take the Bahama Passion. You know? And so I was like,
I'm not saying that. That was the Bahama Passion.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
So, so, so I, I say, I said to, yeah,
I felt so bad for her.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
You know what they, I don't know why there's to
talk the way they talk. So anyway, so I was like, um.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Did you ever just scream?
Speaker 7 (41:55):
Stop.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
I finally had to say, Hey man.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
And they kind of look around. You know, they're terrified.
Now there's a giant man on the bench.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
They're all looking up. Oh, no, we should leave. Lumberjack
is wandering in here. I'm so scared of him. So, anyway.
He thinks they serve burgers. All I said was, all
I said was, hey.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Hey, now.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
Hey, now. You're overdoing it. Y'all must not know about me.
Y'all must not know about me. I'll give you three.
I'm at the beach, so I'm in a pretty good mood.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:22):
But it's waning.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (42:25):
Rick, I'll give you three of your friend's orders, and
then I'm cutting it off.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I did.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
That's funny you said I cut it off at three.
Five and six came up. I said, hey, man, y'all
going to have to come in.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
You said, whoa.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
I'm so kind of scared of him. So anyway.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
He looks like he's eating Millsburg than us. So anyway,
so I get up, and I just say, I got
to go smooth. So what bowl did you get?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
No, no, I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Smoothie?
Speaker 7 (42:48):
I had to go smoothie. I'll take, give me something
with strawberries and bananas in it.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Which one?
Speaker 6 (42:54):
What do you mean, which one?
Speaker 7 (42:55):
You want the extra energy? I want the one with strawberry.
Do you want to put energy shot in it? No,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (43:01):
They run a list. Get up the caffeine.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Hey, doesn't nobody want it? I don't think I've ever
had a smoothie in my whole life.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I just want bananas and strawberries.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Put some milk in it. Listen, I'm not into a smoothie.
Speaker 7 (43:13):
Oh, we don't have milk.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
You want coconut milk? No.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
I want one that came from the cow.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
What's going to get me out of here? Would you
like to have some almond milk?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
No. You got some cow milk?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
No.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Y'all, where did almond milk come from anyway? Almonds don't make–
All they do if you grind them up.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
They don't– They.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Don't raise little almonds off milk.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
Well, 35 calories.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Did you walk back to Sherry with the right thing?
Speaker 11 (43:38):
I did.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Of course, they forgot my smoothie. What?
Speaker 7 (43:41):
They call out, Rick.
Speaker 6 (43:42):
And then I'm embarrassed. I tried to use a fake name.
And they give me the Bahama Passion Bowl. with I-C-E, I-C-E, I-K-I.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
Stuff in it. And then I'm like, hey, man, where's
my smoothie?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
And then they get.
Speaker 7 (43:56):
Frantic back there, and they can't find my order. I
feel so bad for him.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
We're still rolling through some stories from the weekend. Now,
you and Betty went to play in a tennis tournament,
which just gripped the show with shock.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Right.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Should be.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, and so the family's going, and you guys are going,
the kids are going. trying to combo a little trip
to the beach with playing tennis. And so that meant
you reached out to a former Rick and Bubba intern,
Miss Elle Woods, to go and kind of play nanny
for the weekend, correct?
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yes, that is correct.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
And Elle is great with the kids, and they love her, and,
you know, they cook cookies together and play sorry and
all that fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
I'm Elle Woods.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
I'm Elle Woods.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Elle Wood's back.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
She's now selling radio advertising.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Fashion merchandising from CULA.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
And just ready to get out there and round up some.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Money again today.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (44:51):
Every day's a new day.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
How about from the Rick and Bubba intern program to
working in the business. I love when that happens.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
And Elle will draw the attention when she's at the beach.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Tell us what happened.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Well, you know, there were several incidents through the weekend
that I really won't go into because they were minor overall,
but You know, Elle, she's a head turner at the beach,
and you have to be careful if you're, you know,
the adult in charge.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
So you're talking about you had to spend some time
fighting off hounds?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, police the area.
Speaker 7 (45:22):
Were you the adult in charge?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Oh, no.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
That's the sad part.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
And who exactly was that? It's really bad when the
people on the tennis team are going, hey, are your
kids coming to lunch?
Speaker 7 (45:35):
Yeah, they give you that.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Oh, yeah, they'll be here again now. So but we
were we were coming back home and El was telling
us about her hometown and where she's from. And we
won't go into detail. That really doesn't matter. But so
we we're getting off the interstate to gas up. You know,
everybody needs a bathroom break. You know, get those snacks
you needed to. You know, get those.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
King size Snickers?
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Any butter crap like that.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
I love the king size.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
I'm still mad they went to two pieces, though.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
They're ripping me off.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
I just can't figure it out. Yeah, Bubba, what do
you need?
Speaker 4 (46:07):
I will, I mean, I'll tear a slushie down only
when I'm on a long ride. I never get one
when I'm just, you know, somewhere.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You know, that's a good point.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
A slushie.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
I haven't had a slushie in so long.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
Yeah, a slushie is a very specific.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Those Coca-Cola slushies.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I love those.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
There's a very specific window for you to get those.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
You know.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
So, you know, we get out at a convenience store, and,
you know, Elle, she's got her Daisy Dukes on that
she's traveling with.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (46:34):
What? You know, it's hard for her.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
They don't make long shorts.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
It's hard for her. It's just, it's hard for Elle
to turn it down.
Speaker 6 (46:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
I've seen long shorts.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You need to get some of them culottes. What are
they called? Galchos.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
All the above names.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
What happened to stirrup paint?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Well, so, you know, we're all taking our rounds going in,
and the kids and the ladies go in, and I'm
gassing up, you know, and getting ready. When they come back,
I'm going to go in. And when they come back out,
I mean, Al has got one hot on the trail.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Got a young dude.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
He came up to the van.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Mr.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Construction Worker, who's really interested in meeting Al. And, you know,
it catches you just a little off guard to begin
with when a large man's trying to get in the
van with you. And, you know, you try to avoid
incidents at convenience stores. So I thought for a minute,
you know, it catches you off guard. I thought, oh, boy,
got me a handle here. I have to work.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Through this one. So he was coming in at a
rate that was unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
Yeah, way hot. I'll offend my space.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Way hot.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Like, hey, I may have to do something as the adult.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
I mean, you start thinking, hey, where's my equipment at here?
I may have to defend. You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Maybe time to go to the glove compartment.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You being the adult in charge.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I know it. Let's keep going back to that. And really,
I'm focused on the slushie. And I really want to
get in there.
Speaker 7 (48:01):
And get that.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I've got a place where I always get it. You know,
I know it's there.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
In fact, before Bubba checked on me, he went and
got the slushie first and then comes.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Back.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
Hang on, let me get this slushie.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
No, Al's got that little cookie.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Hey, Al, watch this construction guy while I go get
that slushie and I'll come back.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Now, what was the conversation, Al?
Speaker 6 (48:27):
What did he say to you coming out?
Speaker 11 (48:28):
Yeah, what did he say?
Speaker 7 (48:29):
He said, are you from here? Are you from here?
Speaker 10 (48:32):
And then just rushed me, really. And I was like,
I didn't even know what to say.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
I know what you're saying. Bubba.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Adult.
Speaker 11 (48:41):
Adult.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Adult in charge. Bubba, throw a slush in his eye. Bubba.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Now, see, I had not gone in at this point.
I was waiting my turn to go.
Speaker 7 (48:50):
She just gouged you. You know, and you thank her
for opening that door. I'll pick it.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
I'll pick it.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
But you keep looking in there at the slushing machine.
Speaker 7 (48:57):
You still see it.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Well, I can see it over this very large construction
worker's shoulder.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
So he said, where are you from? And then what
was he just?
Speaker 10 (49:03):
He said, are you from here? Well, it started, we
were in the store, and I am friendly. And he
was buying honey, of all things. And his buddy was, like,
picking at him about buying honey.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
And I just started laughing.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
Oh, no.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
I know.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
I shouldn't have laughed.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
The girl in shorts with a nice tan flirting with
me in the convenience store.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
I didn't flirt.
Speaker 10 (49:27):
I just laughed.
Speaker 7 (49:28):
Yeah, but in some people's minds, that's... Here's what construction
men thought.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
That girl over there who's pretty thinks I'm funny.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (49:36):
Her daddy's going inside to get a slushie. I'll hit
on her.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Her daddy!
Speaker 3 (49:39):
I'll tell you what, when her daddy goes after the slushie,
I'm getting in the van.
Speaker 7 (49:51):
I didn't want that!
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Daddy!
Speaker 7 (49:54):
So, see, that got his attention.
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Well, and then I noticed after I laughed, he, like,
locked eyes with me, and I was like, oh, crap.
And then I quit laughing, and then I walked out
with Betty and.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
Caitlin and Hunter. And then we went outside, and then
he came.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
Out there with his friends.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Hot pursuit.
Speaker 10 (50:10):
Yeah, I mean, and then he locked eyes with me again.
Speaker 6 (50:13):
Almost doing the jog. I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
It's a quick walk.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Big man jogging.
Speaker 7 (50:16):
And he was like, hey, hey, are you from here?
Speaker 10 (50:18):
And then I was, like, putting my purse in the car.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Hey, little lady, you from here?
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Where are you from? Where are you from?
Speaker 4 (50:24):
And I was like, not really.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Well, no, you either are or you're not. What do
you mean not really?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
No, what was funny about it, before we got off
the exit, she was telling us that I'm from here.
This is my area. I live just down the road.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Just down the road.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
You're from South Alabama.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
30 miles from there. We don't really need to go
into the city.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
You know, just down the road. So it was so
funny to me when he asked, are you from around here?
Because she had just told us yes. But she's obviously
in a handle now to go, no, I ain't from
around here.
Speaker 9 (50:58):
I know.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
And I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
And then he was like all up on me, all
up in my space.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
And I was like, uh.
Speaker 10 (51:05):
And then his friend. was like, oh, I thought you were, no,
the guy was like, I thought you were, never mind,
never mind, I don't know, making up something. And his
friend was like, you're going to get shot if you
keep on.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Does your daddy have a gun?
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Her daddy, once he gets that slushie down.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Hey, let me ask you something. Do you mind if
I talk to your daddy by taking your hand? I
love Dukes of Hazzard, didn't you?
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