January 28, 2026 • 50 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond discuss someone who found Gandhi on Instagram to debate a review she left, why Diamond now hates her former idol, news stories that are making us cackle and cry, and so much more.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, sauce on the side. What's up. I'm gandhi
and I am here with Diamond and we have many
things to discuss. Yes, yeah, why do you look like
that right now? She looks a smug I'm excited. Okay,
clearly you've got topics that you would like to address. Sure, yeah,
I have a couple things I want to address really quickly.
This is like a completely different thing than we would
(00:25):
ever talk about. But I stayed. I got an airbnb
when I was home over the holidays because all my
friends come home, they come from different places, and I
wanted like a flophouse so that we didn't just have
to go out to eat every time we wanted to
see each other, and you know, spend a ton of money.
We could just go hang out, watch TV, do whatever
we want to do. So I have this airbnb. A
weird thing happened with it where I extended it for
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a day and the guy's average response time apparently was
seven hours, and I had requested to extend it. I
did it twice. The first time it happened immediately, no problem,
so I just assumed that the second time the same
thing would happen. So I left a ton of stuff there.
I left full bottles of alcohol, all the snacks. We
had my toothbrush, a hairbrush, like all kinds of stuff.
It was very evident we hadn't cleaned anything up and
(01:08):
had someone checked. I was coming back. The guy got
back to me way later in the afternoon and was like, oh, sorry,
I just saw this. Unfortunately, our cleaning crew already came
and they threw everything away. No, I'm talking like brand
new bottles, like unopened bottles of alcohol. Now did they
actually throw it away or do you think somebody may
be held onto it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
They definitely, I would hold onto it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean it was probably hundreds of dollars worth of stuff.
So he was like, oh, you can extend the stay,
no problem. But when I went to extend the stay
again or book a new stay, it was way more
expensive than had I just extended it. So he did
honor the lower price, which was fine. And then when
I mentioned all the stuff that got tossed, he's like, well,
I already ate that cleaning fee. Well, I didn't tell
you to send the cleaner over. You did that because
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you hadn't checked your messages yet, right, And it was
hours and hours before I was supposed to check out
that I requested it, so we had a little bit
of a back and forth. It wasn't a bad thing
because okay, fine, I can see how this could happen. Well,
a guy came and found me on Instagram and sent
me a whole rundown of basically like responding to my review.
I gave him four stars. Still, I didn't give him five,
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but I gave him four because there were also some
weird stains on the like the couches and stuff. So
between the weird stains and the jumping to get us
out of there and then throwing all my stuff away
without ever contacting, I said, hey, it was pretty good.
Overall these things happened. He found me on Instagram and
he like responded to everything that I said and was
(02:34):
basically like, we still have to have a life too,
so we're not glued to our phones all the time
looking at you know, what people are saying and what
they're doing and blah blah. The cleaner schedule themselves. We
don't do that. And he wants me to go change
my review. I'm not gonna do that, Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm just shocked that he found you on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was like, what is this? Oh, I know what
this is.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, I do kind of feel for him because it
just seemed like overall, it's like a misunderstanding, right, and
like this could potentially cause people not to well.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, you gave him four stars, giving four stars, and
I said it was overall really good, Say these are
the things that happened. I want to be transparent and
honest about things because one of the things we've been
talking about a lot is so many of us actually
look at reviews to decide things, whether it's a restaurant
or an airbnb or whatever. But how many times do
you actually leave a review?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah? I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We're pretty selfish about it, right, so we rely on
everybody else to do the hard work. So I'm like,
all leave reviews, and I don't want to be extra
harsh on somebody, especially you know, maybe this is like
a small business owner. I don't know. Yeah, but I
still gave him four out of the five stars, and
then I said these were the issues overall, and I
would probably still stay there again. Now here's where I
say he could have done better, because I think based
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on the fact that all that stuff was still there
and I had requested hours before he looked at it.
He could have said, let me give you X amount
of dollars off or let me take this. You know, No,
there was none of that, So oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I would have had to I would have waited for
the cleaning crew on the day that I was supposed
to leave, and I would say, hey, were you here
the other day?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Give me my alcohol, please, champagne, the whiskey. All this
stuff unopened.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is crazy, but give me my toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And I like to think if I were an airbnb owner,
which I would someday love to be, that, if I
had my cleaning crew or hoomever go in, I would
say to them, hey, if you find things, let me
know so that we can reach out to the people.
Like what if I had left gold jewelry there were
gonna throw it away?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The things were not thrown away. That's the part that
we're missing.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I don't think they were thrown away either, but oh,
I mean wait for the cleaning crew.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I would have been like, man, oh, well, you had
to leave. But if I, if I didn't have something
that I needed to do to do, I would wait, hey,
were you here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Because like, Hey, I need want my toothbrush back.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I actually don't, of all the things, keep the damn
toothbrush because I don't know what happened to it, but
the other stuff. So anyway, that's where I'm starting. I'm
not really sure how to take this. I think it's
kind of funny that he found me on Instagram and
like wrote this whole long thing about it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Let me tell you something, these people are moving differently
in twenty twenty six. That's all I have to say.
I might have to think twice about a bad review,
about a bad.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Review, but here's I'm never going to light somebody up
for no reason, right, And that's why I do kind
of laugh sometimes. If we get like a one star,
zero star review, I don't think you could do zero,
But like a one star review, I'm like, what about
the podcast was so horrific that you had to give
me one damn star? What about it? I mean, they
said you're racist and hate men, so I guess all factual,
(05:33):
but yeah, overall, it's like, damn man, what did a
podcast do to you that that offended you to the
point of leaving me a freaking one star review? Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't look for you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Usually, if I don't like something that I hear or see,
I just changed the channel, turn the song off, turn
the podcast off, or something like that. So I kind
of that you should take it as a compliment, even
if it is like one star, It's like, Wow, you
took the time out so.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Romantic to do this for me, you know, all because
of me. I got under your skins so bad that
you just had to do it. I don't know. I
used to think, and I'm starting to wonder about this,
but I think I'm gonna hold on to my same thought.
Most normal, mentally well people do not light other people
up online and fight with them and just like crap
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on a stranger that you don't know. Most I used
to think that. I'm starting to wonder now if some
normal people are doing these things.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Now I don't think so. I think there are more
fake pages, so it seems like there's more people it's
the same. Yeah, maybe like these people are sick if
you take the time out to talk shit about someone
unprovoked personally.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That you don't know like and a person that you
don't know so stranger, so you're scrolling past and something
about this stranger that nothing's you and doesn't think about you,
bugged you to the point of being like you're.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Fat and ugly, bitch. Yeah, like what, okay, well thank you?
I mean I do look at myself in the mirror.
I get it, Like what do people need these reminders?
Like and people are already hard on themselves anyway, for
you to say that about somebody else like you're on well, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So mean A little bit. I understand some of the
political people that like go off about something so oh yeah,
there's like a post about ice breaking into another house
without a warrant and someone's like, oh f you and
if your mother and everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That you know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I get that a little bit more then the just
like random somebody's having joy and dancing in their house
and other people are like, I hope you die?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What, Like, what is wrong with that? What's with me
having a good time?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Apparently a lot if other people are having a good time,
how dare you present your good time?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Why that should be something that makes you want to
have a good time on your own. Like if I
see someone doing something that I want to do or whatever,
I'm like, oh, maybe I should do this like maybe
cleaning up around the house when I don't really feel
like it is gonna boost my mood in the time,
like you know, so like why not turn music on
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and jump up and down with the vacuum, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Dancing is one of the mood boosters, dancing and singing
when you're in a bad mood. Just try it. You
you love singing along to stuff I know, but you like.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
A karaoke to what My parents dancing yesterday? They just
started dancing with each other.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I say, flash back like it was your childhood.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, because they do it all the time, and yesterday
I was just like, please get out on my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Do you know how glorious that is that your parents
still like each other enough to dance and have joy
with you in that house?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh my god? Beautiful? But also please, I'm a hater.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I feel like that was a humble brag about what
my parents are so happy and just disgusts me how
they dance and sing in the house and make each
other and what a lovely example of love I've grown
up with.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I'm like, yeah, you guys are so cute.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They are cute. I encourage parents to make out. I
encourage everyone to make out.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We don't need to make out.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, listen. I was talking to a couple of my
married friends over the weekend about making out, and you know,
so many of them are like, I can't remember last
time I made out with someone. I'm like, you're married,
what do you mean I'm making out with your husband? No,
we don't do that. We don't make out. I'm like, oh,
that's sad. Set another reason why I don't want to
get married. I will make out till the day I die.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Making out is so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's wrong with you? What I'm about making out with
somebody that you love is discussing.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, that's how you know I'm very far off from
love right now, because it just it's disgusting to me,
like love Island. When these people are making out with
each other, I think it is so nasty.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, so I find Love Island nasty only because it's
so contrived. And then they make out with someone, I
have to make out with another person right after, and
I'm like, oh my god, in the age of flu a,
I don't think so. But if you're in love with someone,
like when I see couples who clearly are just into
each other and they're having no PDAs. I'm like, you
get it, I love it, I love love.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, until you think about the fact that the spit
is being swapped. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Do you know what you swap doing other things? No?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, I just don't think about it, you see it.
It's just like one of those things that's like, okay,
and now I'm done.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You know, a peck sure, like no, but like tongues yeah, wow,
ye are right?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Now? Do you know the percentage of people who don't
floss or brush their tongues? Yeah, we're making out.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, hopefully you're with a person who you've had conversations
about dental hygiene. You can, you know, fix those things. Sure,
you don't want to make out with like a toothless crackhead,
all right, if it's your boyfriend, a person that you're dating,
you don't want to just eat their face?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Sure, I guess you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's okay, you don't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's just one of those things that the thought of
spit really bothers me, but the thought of other things
does not. If I thought long and hard enough about it,
then I think about Yeah. No, that's disgusting. You think
about the things that we've made normal as a society,
it's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like eating ass, it's insane, like why these things.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Were kept private for a reason in the past, and
now you just see it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No, my favorite is just the shift in culture, even
in like music you remember in maybe like the earlier
two thousands, especially with reggae music, and they still do it.
They talk about all the things they won't do, like
me not eat the pompom Liar, Liar, liar.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The only person that I'm asking that, the only person
that I actually believe is DJ Khaled, of course, and
that is so sad for him.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Also, like immediate divorce, absolutely not even just because he
wouldn't do it. Whatever, if you don't do it, you
want to do, but you gotta tell the whole world
this thing that you won't do.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He just yuck, yucky on multiple levels.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He has always confused me, Like when he first became
super famous on like from like TikTok, you know where
a lot of people started bombing him on TikTok. I
was happy for him for like a week, and then
it just went all downhill for me. I'm like, okay,
enough with this guy. He was the famous before TikTok.
You know that, well, yes, but I mean like like
I knew him. We clearly listened to his music and stuff,
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but like there was like a resurgence or like a
new popularity from TikTok. I'm not TikTok Snapchat, That's what
it is. I was like TikTok was.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No, I'm bugging out.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, I'm bugging out and I'm about to edit edit.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No, We'll just leave it. Yeah, it's so much.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Easier to not edit these podcasts. Let me tell you Jesus.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Funnier how people will be in their cars like TikTok.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No, I don't think anyone's really going to challenge you
too much on that one. Really, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'd have been like it was Snapchat twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, you Snapchat twenty sixteen. Simon wants everybody to know,
do you still use Snapchat? Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I've never left it. I don't actually snap very much.
I just use the camera because even the camera without
any filters on Snapchat is so much better. I don't
understand why, Like, hello iPhone people, if you're listening, you
can't just make that the camera for everything.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
What is it about Snapchat that is because it's like
lower rest. Yeah, the flip thing too. It's not exactly
the mirror image. I don't know, Like Snapchat is the
mirror image, so that's what I'm used to looking like
is seeing that, but either of it do the dirtiest
work on Snapchat?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You know all of my okay, you know all of
my favorite people from Love Island, UK they use Snapchat.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Is that why you're there?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, that's the only reason I'm there.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
How long is your longest streak?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't. I don't do that. I just watched their.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I open messages and then I forget to reply to
them and then they don't come back. So I'm like, okay,
by people message you on Snapchat? Yeah, uh, lots of
people really, No, I mean I think I have like
thirty followers, but all thirty of them do oh wow.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You know a lot of people are making a lot
of money off Snapchat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've heard, like, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
A lot of people are making a lot of money
off a lot of things that you, and I just
really need to get in on the only fans feet
page at the very least, or feet find or whatever
it is. My parents are okay with it.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Nobody wants to see these toes. But also, I don't know,
what did you do?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I just don't like No, I just don't like toe.
But what if I.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Said to you your toes could make you a million
dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I would, I would indulge, But yeah, try, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
One's just gonna give you a million dollars. Not right now.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I need my toes done seriously, seriously.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
This is bad.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
This is bad.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I threw a I won't say I threw a fit,
but I was getting a pedicure the other day. When
I was in I went to Miami with a couple
of my friends. Affront nervous when we're celebrating a birthday.
It was a ball by the way.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
We could get to that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In a minute. But we had so much fun in
Miami and we were like, oh, let's go get pedicures.
So we scheduled pedicures and massages. The place online looked amazing,
I have pretty pretty good reviews. We go there and
we go to sit in the pedicure and there was
like some sort of schmutz on the chair and I
got so hung up on it. She's like, oh, no,
sit in another chair. So we sat another chair. As
she's doing my feet. I swear to god, this woman
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was trying to kill me, like my toe was bleeding.
I said stop, you have got like I actually told
her top. I was like, enough, this is enough. I
will take it from here. Do not do anymore. I
don't understand what you're doing to my foot. And my
friend the same thing was happening to her, and I
was like, is this a joke? So then we canceled
the massages because absolutely yeah. Finished the pedicure and I
went home and immediately just like put neosporn and so
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because you know some of those places are like yeah
ick yes with the foot stuff. Yeah, you get an infection?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Could die?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Mm hmm are we being dramatic?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Could you die?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, you could because you get an infection. One of
my friends, uh, you to lose a toe. They like
cut her really bad. And I felt bad because I
recommended the place. No, but it was it was infected
really bad and if she wouldn't have taken care of it.
She went, she had to go to the doctor, and
I mean, who knows her life.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's why I would like to shut out my people
in Jersey City nail Tech because I told you how
I snapped my fingernail in the worst place, like halfway
down the nail, and I went to them because I
was like, I just wanted them to fix it. And
as soon as they saw it, they're like, no, I'm
not going to fix that. That is an open wound, ma'am.
You are gonna get infected. Let that thing. He'll come
back in a week.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
So that's okay. Is this the same place that was
closed for some reasons?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, that was my massage place. Oh yeah, I don't
know if we ever talked about that. Do we talk
about that on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, In case you haven't heard it, I had a
massage place that was incredible. I had heard some sketchy
things about it, and then one day I called to
make an appointment and I got the voicemail. I really
want to do it with the accent because it's not
as good without it, but I'm not gonna do it, no,
because someone will get mad. I wish there were an
East Asian person here who would do it for me. Basically,
it said, hello, thank you for calling. We are closed
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temporarily because for some reason, call back in two months. Click.
That was what it said, but with an accent. It
was incredible. I recorded it someone somewhere. I think Andrew
has it on his You record it?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, No, I need to hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, I think Andrew has it on his phone because
we called it like seven times, like because for some reason,
that is going to be my excuse for everything. Why
can't you show up because for some reason it's not wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I need it, Please, I need it. Okay, saying your turn.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What's on your mind? You're talking about this storm? Oh
well yeah, okay. By the way, we're recording this on
a Friday before this storm rolls in this weekend, this
alleged storm. Diamond go.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I have a few things, but this storm to me,
is like going to be the biggest flop of the century. Okay, okay,
I have number one. It started off as like something
that could happen, not really a big deal. Don't get
too like Lonnie Quinn calling him out Channel seven. He
he was like, you know, don't don't get too excited.
About this, like we'll be fine, and then now all
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of a sudden, within like a day or two, which
I get it, you.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Know, because weather systems move, yes and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Grow, But like now we're oh, God, you need to
go to the store and get everything that you've ever
thought of eating because we're gonna be inside for forty
days and forty nights here when honestly, like you have
people who are new to the city who are like, well,
I don't know what we're gonna do, Like New York
City knows how to handle a snowstorm. I know that
(18:20):
this is affecting more than just New York City, but
as far as us in the Tri state area, we're
gonna be fine. It's not gonna be a big deal.
They'll salt the streets starting Saturday, you know, the plows
will be out, they'll get the Department of Transportation and
Sanitation will get there overtime, they'll be out here making
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sure that the streets are as clear as they can
get them. We're gonna be fine. It's not gonna be
a big deal. But they're making it seem like we're
all gonna die and we're never gonna see each other again.
I don't know about this.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Are you prepared if, in fact it is like apocalyptic snow?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, no, no, no, nah nah, And then a.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Whole history aspect of it.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh, in nineteen ninety six it was a big snow storm,
then in two thousand and six, in twenty and sixteen, now,
twenty and sixteen was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, that was bad in Boston.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I remember that one, but like, we'll be fine. Come on.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Actually I think it was fifteen in Boston where they
had like, oh really eight feet of snow? Really, yeah,
because I remember I had gone there in summertime before
that about like job stuff, and I was like, why
the fuck is there still snow? It's Boston's summer. Why
are there piles of snow? I don't think I want
to live here. Oh I think so.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I think it wasn't here before that new.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Regardless wild stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Oh no, not that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But here's the thing. So, and you know this because
you have family in DC. Yes, the Tri state area,
the Northeast for the most part, we will be fine.
The upper Midwest, Chicago, Ohio, those places are gonna be
fine because we're very used to this. You bring this
kind of weather and that freezing temperature to Virginia to
DC and below. They do not have the equipment to handle.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It, which I don't understand, right, but they don't have
this in northern Virginia every year. You would think.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
DC every now and then gets a dusting and I
think they have like applow to get through and do things.
This sucks, Yeah, because when my parents live there was
like a small amount of snow would shut the city
down because they just didn't have the infrastructure and all
of the systems to take care of it. You go
even further south than that, they definitely don't. But more
importantly than that, if it is in fact, I mean
they're talking about in Wisconsin negative fifty, Iowa negative thirty.
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That is crazy weather, But that means that whatever is
coming out of the sky is also going to freeze.
You hit power lines with ice, you cover things in ice.
That's a really big deal. So maybe they're hyping it
up for the rest of the country that doesn't deal
with this in the slightest and we're just hearing it like, ah,
fuck all, y'all, we don't care. But in reality, you know,
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someone in like Atlanta, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Gonna be a big deal for them. Yeah, I guess
my thing is, like, I don't want to hear Lone
Quinn making a big deal Al Roker where he's talking about,
you know, the nation. Okay, Lonnie, roll up your sleeves,
that's what he does. You know, Like he wants you
to know he's serious, so he'll he'll take his jacket
off and roll up his sleeves. I'm like, so performative.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Come on, did I tell you why Al Roker is
the friend the reason my friend has a permanent scar
from a leopard?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Excuse me, this.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Can be verified. I'm not gonna say any names, but
I'm sure if you dig back far enough you might
you might see it. So I have a friend who
work for the zoo, and one of the things that
he does for the zoo is he takes care of
baby animals, so he actually feeds them and sometimes he
has to bring him to his home to take care
of them. And then he is the person who would
take them on the road so people can look at
them and see them and they can teach about these animals.
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So he had I think it was a clouded leopard. Beautiful,
by the way, a baby. One of the things that
the zoo at the time that this happened, one of
the things the zoo was really looking for was handlers
who are people of color, because you have a different smell,
you have a different genetic makeup. So these animals were
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very used to a lot of white people handling them,
but then when they would go places and encounter people
of different races, they would get a little skittish sometimes
because it was like, oh, who is this?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So my white handler takes this leopard to the show
that Al Roker's on, the Today Show? Yep, yeah, to
the Today Show, and he said he noticed the little
baby kind of tense up immediately, and here comes Al Roker. Well,
I want to touch You're so cune want to touch it.
And my friend was like, we all need to back away,
Like everyone back away. He's a little nervous, back away
from the table. Al Roker did not. He still went
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for it, and my friend got clawed across the arm
by the leopard. He hands this big old scar because
of Al Roker.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Did he bleed on national television?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't know if they were filming when it happened
or if it was before Al Roker.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh aw.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
There are a lot of stories about Al Roker in
this city alone. Okay, all right, Al, we're watching you, buddy.
Apparently he listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I didn't know that. Now this is information from Scary,
which I guess if you ask Scary, everyone listens to
the show. That's one of my favorite things about Scary.
You could say anyway, like bonjob, he's like you grow
up listening to us, a big fed, he's a big fan.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You cannot believe anything that comes out of Scary's mouth,
especially when it comes to people who listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And love us. No, you can't just listen. You listen
and you love us.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, it's great. Unwell, that man he's happy all the time. Man,
Oh nope, nope, okay, no, I think it's empty.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Fair you're talking about his brain. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Everything? Like if I lived in that his if I
lived in Scary's world, I feel like I would just
be like looking around all day with that going to
say nothing like nothing to do. And he takes bard
and that's what he does exactly, and he's happy.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, you know what, maybe if he's happy, the man's
the girl at all times. The man is happy. I
totally got off track though with this storm because you
have a theory about the storm and it's pr.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, the storm has a PR team. They've been working
over time and they deserve a raise because it's working.
It is working. It really is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
We're all scared why you know what. Of course, like
the conspiracy theories in my head start happening, and I'm like, okay,
let's say this storm really is nothing. What did happen
from it is? We all got really distracted from all
the other bullshitty shit that is going on right now,
including you know, ice or open up a five year
old going into people's homes without warrants, all kinds of
(24:32):
I mean still were the obscene files. Nobody knows we've
been bombing other countries, we're trying to take over Greenland,
Like what a good distraction. And also the quick boost
and like you know, grocery stores and everything that happens
from people panicking about this. I do always wonder is
this something bigger than what it is that we're being presented,
because anymore I think the answer is always yes, yes.
(24:54):
That being said, by the time you hear this, we
will have an answer about how much snow we dinner
didn't get, which is what's going to be the best part.
This could be completely irrelevant and we could have gotten
nailed with the snow.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
We won't even need snow boots on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Why, you're being crazy. No, you're being crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No, the sidewalks will be clear when we come into
work on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
There will be big, big, huge mountains of ice, which
are disgusting colors.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
They're disgusting. But trust me, trust.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Me, all right, meteorologists, Diamond says Tuesday, no snow boots.
She's putting it down.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know, I wanted to be a meteorologist for like
a week and my mom was like, no, yeah, she
was not. She was not into it. Why because my
grandmother hates weather. It's all meteorologists. So she's like all
the weather people she likes so much shit about them
because a lot of the times they're wrong, so she's like,
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they always lie. And my mom was like, no, Diamond,
and do not tell your grandmother that there's.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
A different which I'm sure your grandmother already knows this
and we don't need a lecture her. But there's a
difference between being wrong and lying. Those are totally different things,
which you know, No, they are different.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
No, I'm saying, I don't think she even cares about
the difference. She's like, he's a liar, She is a liar.
I'm like, girl.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So if a meteorologist looks at a weather model that
appears to be demonic and it's like, hey, just a
heads up, this is what this looks like. This is
what I went to school for and you didn't. So
I'm gonna give you my best guess as far as
what you should be expecting and preparing for. And then
they end up being wrong. Doesn't mean they lied to you.
It just means they direst with the information that they
(26:39):
had and they tried to help you and they were wrong. Now,
if you're scary, back to him again, and you look
at the weather and you listen to the meteorologists and
they say there's this huge chance that we're gonna get
hit with the foot of snow. But he wants to
go out that night, wants everyone else to go out,
and he says that snow not really that serious. No, inches,
move on. That's lying, yeah, which he does, yes, And
(27:01):
I find that very hilarious also. But yeah, there's there's
a lie, and there's being incorrect, and people really got
confused with that during COVID.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh, really confused with that started. You know, I think
you're just trying to traumatize me today. Trigger yeah or
trigger me both both. Yeah, I can't think of COVID.
We just were talking outside about the fact that the
United States is now not a part of the Health
(27:29):
World Health Organization. Again, I have to remind people this
is not just like a one off. This has happened before.
And then what happened right after ding ding ding?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay, like we're not paying our membership do I mean, come.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
On, man, like whatever. At some point, you just got
to give.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Up speaking of triggering you, shall I bring up Don
Lemon and Nicki Minaj.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I you called me while I was in Miami. Why
did you call me?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I was all the people who actually care about the world. Yeah,
and would be just as excited as I was.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Let me tell you, by the way, when you called,
I was out with my friend. We were like having
a boozy brunt to whatever. I looked down and I
saw Diamond called. I was like, Oh, she never really
calls unless it's like somebody would work. That's a juicy
or like, you know, something's going on. So I called
you back and what did you tell me?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That Don Lemon was live on TikTok Instagram? What was
the other thing?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Twitch?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And there's a fourth Because he kept saying it, it was
like stuck in my head. Anyway, he was live streaming
a protest in a church. Now what I will say, nah, whatever,
But I think that these protesters had a right to
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go inside of this church during the service and cause
a little bit of disruption. Why because they found out
that a pastor in the church. They haven't very fight
if he's actually the lead pastor. But that was what
they were saying at first. A pastor in the church
is also a field director for ICE in that area.
(29:10):
What would you even call that? An oxymoron? What would
you call that?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I mean, it's definitely a contradiction, conflict of interest, It's
being a shithead, Yes, it's just being a.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Horrible human being, to be completely honest.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Which we see a lot of people cloaking themselves in
religion and doing horrific things and then using the words
I'm a Christian, I'm a Muslim, I'm a Hindu, whatever
it is to try and justify these horrible things that
they've done, as though, like believing in Jesus undoes all
the horrible things that you did.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I interrupted, And I think it's.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Also disrespectful to Christianity as a whole antigotal and like, yeah,
I'm just it's disgusting anyway, So Don the born in Palestine,
by the way, yeah, oh no, way, we know that
people who actually, you know, Don, being the amazing journalist
that he is to me, at least followed them into
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the church. He had his camera people in there, and
he was getting the tee. Okay, he started walking around
and going to members of the congregation asking them how
they felt. Ten out of ten number one, because I mean, like,
imagine you're in the middle of a church service. I
would have run out. First of all, there were people
running out the side of the church and it was icy,
(30:23):
so they were sliding and falling, and you know, I
loved the subth like it's the best. They didn't keep
the camera on them because they were like, oh God,
let's go somewhere else. But it was great. But can
you imagine being in a church in the middle of
service and people bust into the church and they start protesting.
I would have run out, But imagine you're stunned and
(30:46):
someone comes up to you with a mic insist how
are you feeling it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's like our men on the street here that approached people.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
The thing that I did like is that a lot
of people who actually talked to Don were like, hey, listen,
I don't agree with what's going on in this in
the community. I'm just here for church. Like I didn't
know that this person was affiliated with ICE. I don't
appreciate it. I'm not happy about it, but like, I
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do think that this is not the place for you
guys to do this. And like, so there was a
lot of like I think everyone that he spoke to
said the same thing, like I don't agree with what's
going on in the in the area right now or
in the country right now, but like this is not
the time or the place or whatever. And and a
lot of the kids were crying. It was it's a
(31:32):
lot I felt.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Bad for the kids.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But all the kids are crying when their parents are
getting wrong. Hello. And it's not a tip for tat
thing you don't want to, you know, just it's not
an I for any thing at all. I do think
it's really interesting when people say this is not the
time or the place. Where is the time and the place?
Where can I make you the most comfortable with my
protest about horrific violations of human rights and just decency
in general? How can I make you comfortable with this?
(31:55):
I don't care now. My only issue with the church thing,
and we'll get to Nikki in a min it is
I could be wrong about this pretty sure. Churches are
supposed to be places of sanctuary where someone can run
and hide if they need to or whatever. If we
allow him to go in and disrupt in that way,
(32:17):
does that open the door for ice to go in
and disrupt in their way? Is it a sanctuary or
is it not? I just need to know kind of
what is included in that terminology, what is actually protected.
I don't know enough about it to be honest, but
I do wonder about that, because if one begets the other,
then I'm not sure I love that.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I think there's clearly a lot of gray area, and
this will actually cause them to figure a lot of
that out. Because the DOJ wanted to eat yeah, because
like now they want to press charges against people, right,
So like the counter argument would be like a lot
of these questions, So I think we're gonna get those answers.
(33:00):
May not be what we want them to be, honestly,
but they've already arrested a few of the people who
were protesting, and I'm just like, Okay, they're bringing federal
charges against people for it, literally bringing to light the
fact that this loser is running a church that's insane.
(33:21):
And also because the Cooper Household, we do our research, right,
so like at first we were like, oh, well, what
if he's been working for ICE, Like, you know, there
are people who have been working for ICE for years, right, No,
he started working there in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I have a couple incredibly gay friends who keep getting
little advertisements, Hey do you want to work for ICE?
Here's your sixty thousand dollars signing bonus, blah blah, And
they're like, maybe this is the chance, Maybe this is
what we do. We all sign up to work for ICE,
and then we go running down the street yelling hide like,
(33:58):
I don't know, maybe that's what we do. YO to
your asses. Would last five minutes before they were like,
get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
No, they probably wouldn't take them.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I don't know they'd white.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
They find a way. These people are horrible human beings.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And also, by the way, all the ice agents are
not white. I'm not saying no, have you seen That's
what's wild.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I saw the other day no black man, and it
shocked me. And I shouldn't be shocked. I shouldn't have
been shocked, but it really And he.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Was like, comes in every color, babe. But he thought he.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Was the spokesman for his brothers in blue. I guess.
I don't know what are their colors. It's a different color,
I guess, but like plaques, like you are the spokesman. Yeah,
of course you are.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
You're gonna take your damn mask off.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You're gonna find your ass, Okay, like you think that whatever.
I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm exhausted by a lot of things too, Like I
don't want to have to answer for cash Betel. He
doesn't represent me.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Please.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, we both at some point came from a country.
There are a billion and a half people. No, I
don't know him and I don't know what his motivations are.
All I know is that his feet dangle from a
chair like mine do.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Oh my god, they really do it and.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's why we're both bad people. Well Napoleon complex thing. God,
that guy, that guy sick. Don't blame him. I don't
claim him. And you know what, he probably doesn't claim me.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Either, probably not, but you know what, Good riddance. Oh
but anyway, Nicki Minaj back to your former hero. Oh
I really did. I really loved her at one points.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I need to know the moment for you because I
used to really love Kanye West. I need to know
the moment for you that it changed because I tried
to get over a lot of the crazy stuff that
Kanye was saying and then that it just came to
the the fuck you to.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Say, yeah, get out of here. It definitely was when
she was doing Queen Radio.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Okay, I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
She would like start yelling and I was like, oh,
this isn't normal. Like at first when she would yell
like I think she did like two long stints with
with like Apple where it was like she did.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Before she locked that girl in the closet.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
I mean, I need to hear more about this, but
she she would do like she would yell and like
I just felt like, oh, she's animated. And then about
a year later, I guess she they brought her back
and she was just unhinged, like the woman was on
she's she's on. Well we know that, but like.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So she I think it's a combination with her right,
there's clearly mental illness and then drugs on top of it, oh.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
For sure, and ego like she just she just and
she's probably one of the only people on the planet
that I've heard not one good thing about. That's like personally,
I've seen people right online like, oh, she helped me
pay for school, which I'm not saying that she didn't,
(36:57):
but like when I've had personal conversations with people, will
not worked her.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yes, has said anything nice about her.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
That's sick.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Even people even say nice things about j Lo.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Like a lot of people say nice things about Jay.
There's no one here.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Like come on, I can't And the way that she
so she went at Don Lemon.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Don as she said, I'm quoting what she said, don
coxsucking Lemon, yeah, which I feel like she really missed
an opportunity there because it should have been dick sucking don,
which could apply to multiple.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Dons anyway, go on, Yeah, that would have been good.
I think that someone like she has a lot of
gay fans. Tons right, well, I don't know anymore she
still does and and I'm saying gay because there are
a lot of like black boys that I grew up
with who love her. What a disappointment. Like the things
(37:57):
that she has said, not only about Don Lemon, but
a lot of people recently have made me feel like, oh,
you're a fraud, like wholeheartedly a fraud.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
She bends to whomever she wants to please with the
most disgusting Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Like it's it's gross.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Do you think she actually believes because she's taking a
turn where she's now speaking at MAGA events, do you
think all of it genuinely is because one she doesn't
want to get deported and two she wants her husband
and her brother both to be pardoned. How are they
their sex offenders?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
By the way, Like, can can the president give them
off of the sex offenders list? I don't really know
from him, I don't think, like I.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Mean, at this point, it looks like he can do
whatever he wants to do, so thank.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
You Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
But they're taking out like slave monuments in Philadelphia, why anyway?
I digress Span' is like.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh, we're just gonna go bombination and I don't need
on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
No one cares about that. Why political podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Of quote unquote Christians, though, you do that on a
quote unquote secret or.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Their natural resources that China has been investing in for
a long time, whatever however you want to slice it.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I just I don't understand how we're all just sitting
here letting things like this slide. And then we're talking
about Nicki Minaj when she's really not even that, like
she's a little puppet. We write care her to the
slums or something like that, sick sick of her T shirt? Yeah,
I'm sick of her ass. But like, there's so much
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shit going on all at once. Yeah, we we purposely
can't keep up.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's genius. It's a genius way to do it. It's
hit us with one hundred different things. You can only
focus your energy on one, so then you feel fatigued
and don't even want to focus your energy on that
one thing, and you just let essentially the Nazis rise
of power, which we thought would never happen again. Right,
and there's some weird stuff going on right now, weird
stuff We need to get the conspiracy guys back in here.
We should cut from the time they want to come in,
(40:01):
from the time that we had them on last where
we were talking about glitter and all kinds of other things.
Many more things have popped to the forefront that I
would be fascinated to talk to them about. I mean, aliens,
the moon, Charlie Kirk, whatever the fuck is happening in
general over here, all of it. I would love to
(40:22):
talk to them, and we should probably set that up soon. Okay,
maybe it's a two parter again because talk to those
guys forever. Ten out of ten, fuck yo, dinosaurs. Nobody
cares about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Who cares about dinosaurs? And not real Okay, I think
this is just something that from now on like, okay,
if you care, then I do too.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
They're not real? Is oxygen? I can't see it?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
What?
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh well, carbon dioxide right from my okay, never mind.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
What a response, Diamond, Thank you for that. Okay. So
we covered the storm and the pr We covered Don
and Nicki Minaj. We covered my weird Airbnb DM that
I find fascinating and I'm a little uncomfortable. Oh and yeah,
I mean, we need to soon set up our next
off the grid trip. Yes, we're thinking it may end
(41:17):
up being you, me, maybe two of our friends, or
maybe Andrew and Josh if they want to come.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Okay, so no Andrew and Josh. Andrew and Josh off
the list. But maybe you and a friend, maybe me
and a friend, and we need to go and have
ourselves a good time again, which would be super fun.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
I can't wait to drink in the altitude again.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh god, these are very healthy things that you're suggesting.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, sure, why not.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You gotta live right got I highly recommend to any
woman at any time, if you want to feel pretty
and have a free weekend, go to Miami during a
big sporting event. Oh god, really, best time ever?
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Damn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I mean we really didn't pay for much on our own,
and it was actually quite pathetic because I think that
a lot of the men we were encountering down there
just assumed that we were like jobless and there to
scam them in some capacity, and they were all fine
with it. They didn't care good for that. When they
find out you do have a job, it was all
of a sudden like, oh, oh, so you're not impressed
(42:20):
by this bottle I'm about to pop at a club
with fifty cent I was like, I mean, we know
the owners of those clubs, so we could just get
a ververy if you wanted to. It's very funny to
see these shift in attitude. Ooh when people find out
you have a job, when they're trying to flex on
you with all their money, they.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Want a helpless woman. Yes, yuck.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah it was great, but you just keep that information
in your pocket until the end.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Oh, well, you're right. Also, am I the only person
that hates Miami?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think plenty of people hate miam. My sister hates Miami.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Like it?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
What don't you like about it?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
I went for my cousin's bachelorette trip, and I think
it just soured everything for me. Well, every time that
I've been there, I think it's been like not spring
break but spring breakish and like bachelorette trip, and I'm
just like.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Ill, you know, we'll rubbed you the wrong way about it.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Though. It may have been the way that I felt
the morning after, maybe, but I don't say.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You were fine partying it was the recovery, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I didn't like what's it South Street. I didn't like
it too many people. I don't like big crowds like that.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Okay, so there's a lot of people just standing there,
You're walking by guys or cat calling you. I'm like,
do you have a job?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Go away?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
You know, things like that. I don't like it. I
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Let me ask you this though, because I feel like
in general, and it could be that maybe I'm just ugly. Now,
who's to say. I feel like the cat calling thing
doesn't happen as much anymore, like it used to happen
all the time. That's just how people interacted with each other.
But I don't even see people really cat calling other
people so much anymore down there. Yes I do, and
I appreciate that because every now and then you want
to feel cute.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Well yeah, but then also.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I mean, like, no one to rein it in, but like.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I get away from me.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Sorry, is that how you swon to it? Yeah, I'm like, no,
thank you, I would throw something at you. My favorite
is when a guy tries to holler at you and
you don't really give him the attention that he wanted back, and.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Then all of a sudden, whatever, fuck you you ugly anyway,
Oh yeah, that almost happened when lesbian.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, that has to be it, because I didn't respond
to whatever it is what you just screamed that I
couldn't even decipher I am a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
This guy was like I was walking to the gym
and he was like, you don't skip leg day. You
don't skip leg day? And I like was like ugh,
and he was like, oh, is that how you want
to act? And I just WENTU, I'm but also like yuck,
you don't skip leg day. I really wanted to say,
(44:38):
well you do, because your legs are very skinny. You
should be coming with me to this gyms.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
We have a friend who I'll say we because I
don't want to. Let's call him Jamie.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
He got a real big upper body and little toothpick legs,
so he wears two pairs of pants often, and everybody
used to call him polio Jamie.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wh that's fucked up, that's fucked up. You know, some
real fucked up people are a part of it. So
many people have trauma because of you, you know, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Do wonder that sometimes I don't know why, though I
wasn't mean mean, I don't know. Maybe by today's standards,
i'd be really na for sure, because people think I mean, now.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, you just got to live with it. Whatever, I
was an asshole, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I was just thinking about the amount of people that
call me an asshole currently and that I reject that narrative,
but it does often happen. A lot of people call
me an asshole. Yeah, rarely a bitch, often as yeah,
because I don't.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Think that you're a bitch. I think you're an asshole.
And the difference sure a mix between the book, but
the two asshole, Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
What's the difference in your opinion? I know we've sort
of talked about this before, but I want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
I think when when someone is a bitch, it's like, ooh,
like you're like almost evil, okay, right, but like asshole
is oh maybe this is a different hold on. Let
me think about this. Yeah, asshole, I don't think you
mean to be like you're just an asshole. Like you
you're you're not intentionally being an asshole. But a lot
of people don't intention like they're not intentionally trying to
(46:10):
be a bitch, right, But like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Think you're that.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I don't think. I think when you're a bitch, you're mean.
When you're an asshole, you're just an asshole.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
So there's more of like a mean spirit to bitch. Yeah,
like an evil Yeah, like you're evil. Do you know
what someone told me? The difference was what I was
waiting to hear. If you said the same thing, a
masculine energy versus a feminine energy. Oh well no that
doesn't count for you.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You have both.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. But like I call
men bitches all the time, and I do mean that
they're being bitches. Hatch ass Yeah, bitch. We work with
some bitch asses for sure, we work with them. But hey,
listeners to this Lovely Sauce on Side podcast, tell us
what you think the difference between a bitch and an
asshole is. We'd love to hear it. Oh, hit us
(46:55):
on the talk back Yeah, we will check them. But
if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, which we hope
you will, there's a little microphone. You push that button
and you can basically say whatever you want to us.
So we would love to hear from you, and we
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(47:17):
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get it. These are important things. We want you to do.
All that and leave us a review if you want,
even if it's one stupid star whatever, just tell us why. Yeah,
(47:38):
but be nice, please the world or else. Apparently I'm
gonna find you on Instagram. Oh, have a conversation about
why I didn't get more star.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
No, because that would make someone want to do that.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
You're right, I would never never do it, all right, dimond.
If they want to find you online, where can they
find you? At?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Diamonds? Sincere on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Are you still in the dumpster fire of threads?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
For sure, I've been there. She's back on Snapchat, She's everywhere.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, she's been down the.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
TikTok rabbit holes a lot lately. She's living for TikTok.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I loved TikTok is a glorious place, even though now
have you have you gotten the update, not I don't really,
it's like a it's not technically a disclaimer, but they
like basically everybody got a prompt on TikTok saying that basically,
like with the new update, because they sold the company officially,
(48:30):
your information is up for grabs and there's nothing that
you could do about it. You can't even opt out,
so a lot of people are deleting. I don't know
if I'm sorry TikTok.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Let's see if it tells me, if it gives me
that little disclaimer. It does update store terms of service
and privacy policy, updated corporate entity, new types of location
information including device to get location. We may collect from
you with your permission, how we use your information we
have collected or will collect to show you ads outside TikTok.
To opt out of these tap here, Oh okay, I'm
(49:00):
gonna opt out.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
I saw something pretty interesting the other day and then
I will let people go. But apparently when you put
your information into a website, if it's something that you
actually want, you should when it asks you your name,
put the website as your middle name. So when they
sell your information, you know which website sold it, because
(49:21):
it will say, Diamond, TikTok Cooper. Absolutely genius idea, right yep, Yeah,
so now I know you bitches. Yep, what happened. That's
a bitch move, by the way, not aspective. It's a
bitch move to sell my information.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
It is.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Don't do that anyway. Follow the podcast at Sauce on
the side. You can follow me at Baby Hot Sauce.
There's still a shadow band thing happening there, so i'd
really appreciate it and give us all of your feedback.
We want to hear from you. You can dm us, you
could leave us a talkback whatever we do want to
hear from you, or else We'll just ramble like this
and you'll be subject to listen to it until next time.
(49:57):
Say bye, Diamond, Bye.
All right, sauce on the side. What's up. I'm gandhi
and I am here with Diamond and we have many
things to discuss. Yes, yeah, why do you look like
that right now? She looks a smug I'm excited. Okay,
clearly you've got topics that you would like to address. Sure, yeah,
I have a couple things I want to address really quickly.
This is like a completely different thing than we would
(00:25):
ever talk about. But I stayed. I got an airbnb
when I was home over the holidays because all my
friends come home, they come from different places, and I
wanted like a flophouse so that we didn't just have
to go out to eat every time we wanted to
see each other, and you know, spend a ton of money.
We could just go hang out, watch TV, do whatever
we want to do. So I have this airbnb. A
weird thing happened with it where I extended it for
(00:46):
a day and the guy's average response time apparently was
seven hours, and I had requested to extend it. I
did it twice. The first time it happened immediately, no problem,
so I just assumed that the second time the same
thing would happen. So I left a ton of stuff there.
I left full bottles of alcohol, all the snacks. We
had my toothbrush, a hairbrush, like all kinds of stuff.
It was very evident we hadn't cleaned anything up and
(01:08):
had someone checked. I was coming back. The guy got
back to me way later in the afternoon and was like, oh, sorry,
I just saw this. Unfortunately, our cleaning crew already came
and they threw everything away. No, I'm talking like brand
new bottles, like unopened bottles of alcohol. Now did they
actually throw it away or do you think somebody may
be held onto it?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
They definitely, I would hold onto it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean it was probably hundreds of dollars worth of stuff.
So he was like, oh, you can extend the stay,
no problem. But when I went to extend the stay
again or book a new stay, it was way more
expensive than had I just extended it. So he did
honor the lower price, which was fine. And then when
I mentioned all the stuff that got tossed, he's like, well,
I already ate that cleaning fee. Well, I didn't tell
you to send the cleaner over. You did that because
(01:52):
you hadn't checked your messages yet, right, And it was
hours and hours before I was supposed to check out
that I requested it, so we had a little bit
of a back and forth. It wasn't a bad thing
because okay, fine, I can see how this could happen. Well,
a guy came and found me on Instagram and sent
me a whole rundown of basically like responding to my review.
I gave him four stars. Still, I didn't give him five,
(02:13):
but I gave him four because there were also some
weird stains on the like the couches and stuff. So
between the weird stains and the jumping to get us
out of there and then throwing all my stuff away
without ever contacting, I said, hey, it was pretty good.
Overall these things happened. He found me on Instagram and
he like responded to everything that I said and was
(02:34):
basically like, we still have to have a life too,
so we're not glued to our phones all the time
looking at you know, what people are saying and what
they're doing and blah blah. The cleaner schedule themselves. We
don't do that. And he wants me to go change
my review. I'm not gonna do that, Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm just shocked that he found you on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was like, what is this? Oh, I know what
this is.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, I do kind of feel for him because it
just seemed like overall, it's like a misunderstanding, right, and
like this could potentially cause people not to well.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, you gave him four stars, giving four stars, and
I said it was overall really good, Say these are
the things that happened. I want to be transparent and
honest about things because one of the things we've been
talking about a lot is so many of us actually
look at reviews to decide things, whether it's a restaurant
or an airbnb or whatever. But how many times do
you actually leave a review?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah? I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We're pretty selfish about it, right, so we rely on
everybody else to do the hard work. So I'm like,
all leave reviews, and I don't want to be extra
harsh on somebody, especially you know, maybe this is like
a small business owner. I don't know. Yeah, but I
still gave him four out of the five stars, and
then I said these were the issues overall, and I
would probably still stay there again. Now here's where I
say he could have done better, because I think based
(03:44):
on the fact that all that stuff was still there
and I had requested hours before he looked at it.
He could have said, let me give you X amount
of dollars off or let me take this. You know, No,
there was none of that, So oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I would have had to I would have waited for
the cleaning crew on the day that I was supposed
to leave, and I would say, hey, were you here
the other day?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Give me my alcohol, please, champagne, the whiskey. All this
stuff unopened.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is crazy, but give me my toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And I like to think if I were an airbnb owner,
which I would someday love to be, that, if I
had my cleaning crew or hoomever go in, I would
say to them, hey, if you find things, let me
know so that we can reach out to the people.
Like what if I had left gold jewelry there were
gonna throw it away?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
The things were not thrown away. That's the part that
we're missing.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I don't think they were thrown away either, but oh,
I mean wait for the cleaning crew.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I would have been like, man, oh, well, you had
to leave. But if I, if I didn't have something
that I needed to do to do, I would wait, hey,
were you here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Because like, Hey, I need want my toothbrush back.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I actually don't, of all the things, keep the damn
toothbrush because I don't know what happened to it, but
the other stuff. So anyway, that's where I'm starting. I'm
not really sure how to take this. I think it's
kind of funny that he found me on Instagram and
like wrote this whole long thing about it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Let me tell you something, these people are moving differently
in twenty twenty six. That's all I have to say.
I might have to think twice about a bad review,
about a bad.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Review, but here's I'm never going to light somebody up
for no reason, right, And that's why I do kind
of laugh sometimes. If we get like a one star,
zero star review, I don't think you could do zero,
But like a one star review, I'm like, what about
the podcast was so horrific that you had to give
me one damn star? What about it? I mean, they
said you're racist and hate men, so I guess all factual,
(05:33):
but yeah, overall, it's like, damn man, what did a
podcast do to you that that offended you to the
point of leaving me a freaking one star review? Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't look for you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Usually, if I don't like something that I hear or see,
I just changed the channel, turn the song off, turn
the podcast off, or something like that. So I kind
of that you should take it as a compliment, even
if it is like one star, It's like, Wow, you
took the time out so.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Romantic to do this for me, you know, all because
of me. I got under your skins so bad that
you just had to do it. I don't know. I
used to think, and I'm starting to wonder about this,
but I think I'm gonna hold on to my same thought.
Most normal, mentally well people do not light other people
up online and fight with them and just like crap
(06:17):
on a stranger that you don't know. Most I used
to think that. I'm starting to wonder now if some
normal people are doing these things.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Now I don't think so. I think there are more
fake pages, so it seems like there's more people it's
the same. Yeah, maybe like these people are sick if
you take the time out to talk shit about someone
unprovoked personally.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That you don't know like and a person that you
don't know so stranger, so you're scrolling past and something
about this stranger that nothing's you and doesn't think about you,
bugged you to the point of being like you're.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Fat and ugly, bitch. Yeah, like what, okay, well thank you?
I mean I do look at myself in the mirror.
I get it, Like what do people need these reminders?
Like and people are already hard on themselves anyway, for
you to say that about somebody else like you're on well, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So mean A little bit. I understand some of the
political people that like go off about something so oh yeah,
there's like a post about ice breaking into another house
without a warrant and someone's like, oh f you and
if your mother and everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That you know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I get that a little bit more then the just
like random somebody's having joy and dancing in their house
and other people are like, I hope you die?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What, Like, what is wrong with that? What's with me
having a good time?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Apparently a lot if other people are having a good time,
how dare you present your good time?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Why that should be something that makes you want to
have a good time on your own. Like if I
see someone doing something that I want to do or whatever,
I'm like, oh, maybe I should do this like maybe
cleaning up around the house when I don't really feel
like it is gonna boost my mood in the time,
like you know, so like why not turn music on
(07:52):
and jump up and down with the vacuum, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Dancing is one of the mood boosters, dancing and singing
when you're in a bad mood. Just try it. You
you love singing along to stuff I know, but you like.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
A karaoke to what My parents dancing yesterday? They just
started dancing with each other.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I say, flash back like it was your childhood.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well, because they do it all the time, and yesterday
I was just like, please get out on my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Do you know how glorious that is that your parents
still like each other enough to dance and have joy
with you in that house?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh my god? Beautiful? But also please, I'm a hater.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I feel like that was a humble brag about what
my parents are so happy and just disgusts me how
they dance and sing in the house and make each
other and what a lovely example of love I've grown
up with.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I'm like, yeah, you guys are so cute.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They are cute. I encourage parents to make out. I
encourage everyone to make out.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We don't need to make out.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, listen. I was talking to a couple of my
married friends over the weekend about making out, and you know,
so many of them are like, I can't remember last
time I made out with someone. I'm like, you're married,
what do you mean I'm making out with your husband? No,
we don't do that. We don't make out. I'm like, oh,
that's sad. Set another reason why I don't want to
get married. I will make out till the day I die.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Making out is so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's wrong with you? What I'm about making out with
somebody that you love is discussing.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, that's how you know I'm very far off from
love right now, because it just it's disgusting to me,
like love Island. When these people are making out with
each other, I think it is so nasty.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, so I find Love Island nasty only because it's
so contrived. And then they make out with someone, I
have to make out with another person right after, and
I'm like, oh my god, in the age of flu a,
I don't think so. But if you're in love with someone,
like when I see couples who clearly are just into
each other and they're having no PDAs. I'm like, you
get it, I love it, I love love.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, until you think about the fact that the spit
is being swapped. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Do you know what you swap doing other things? No?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, I just don't think about it, you see it.
It's just like one of those things that's like, okay,
and now I'm done.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You know, a peck sure, like no, but like tongues yeah, wow,
ye are right?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Now? Do you know the percentage of people who don't
floss or brush their tongues? Yeah, we're making out.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, hopefully you're with a person who you've had conversations
about dental hygiene. You can, you know, fix those things. Sure,
you don't want to make out with like a toothless crackhead,
all right, if it's your boyfriend, a person that you're dating,
you don't want to just eat their face?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Sure, I guess you don't.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's okay, you don't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's just one of those things that the thought of
spit really bothers me, but the thought of other things
does not. If I thought long and hard enough about it,
then I think about Yeah. No, that's disgusting. You think
about the things that we've made normal as a society,
it's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Like eating ass, it's insane, like why these things.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Were kept private for a reason in the past, and
now you just see it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No, my favorite is just the shift in culture, even
in like music you remember in maybe like the earlier
two thousands, especially with reggae music, and they still do it.
They talk about all the things they won't do, like
me not eat the pompom Liar, Liar, liar.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The only person that I'm asking that, the only person
that I actually believe is DJ Khaled, of course, and
that is so sad for him.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Also, like immediate divorce, absolutely not even just because he
wouldn't do it. Whatever, if you don't do it, you
want to do, but you gotta tell the whole world
this thing that you won't do.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He just yuck, yucky on multiple levels.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He has always confused me, Like when he first became
super famous on like from like TikTok, you know where
a lot of people started bombing him on TikTok. I
was happy for him for like a week, and then
it just went all downhill for me. I'm like, okay,
enough with this guy. He was the famous before TikTok.
You know that, well, yes, but I mean like like
I knew him. We clearly listened to his music and stuff,
(12:07):
but like there was like a resurgence or like a
new popularity from TikTok. I'm not TikTok Snapchat, That's what
it is. I was like TikTok was.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No, I'm bugging out.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, I'm bugging out and I'm about to edit edit.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No, We'll just leave it. Yeah, it's so much.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Easier to not edit these podcasts. Let me tell you Jesus.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Funnier how people will be in their cars like TikTok.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No, I don't think anyone's really going to challenge you
too much on that one. Really, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'd have been like it was Snapchat twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, you Snapchat twenty sixteen. Simon wants everybody to know,
do you still use Snapchat? Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I've never left it. I don't actually snap very much.
I just use the camera because even the camera without
any filters on Snapchat is so much better. I don't
understand why, Like, hello iPhone people, if you're listening, you
can't just make that the camera for everything.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
What is it about Snapchat that is because it's like
lower rest. Yeah, the flip thing too. It's not exactly
the mirror image. I don't know, Like Snapchat is the
mirror image, so that's what I'm used to looking like
is seeing that, but either of it do the dirtiest
work on Snapchat?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You know all of my okay, you know all of
my favorite people from Love Island, UK they use Snapchat.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Is that why you're there?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, that's the only reason I'm there.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
How long is your longest streak?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't. I don't do that. I just watched their.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I open messages and then I forget to reply to
them and then they don't come back. So I'm like, okay,
by people message you on Snapchat? Yeah, uh, lots of
people really, No, I mean I think I have like
thirty followers, but all thirty of them do oh wow.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You know a lot of people are making a lot
of money off Snapchat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've heard, like, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
A lot of people are making a lot of money
off a lot of things that you, and I just
really need to get in on the only fans feet
page at the very least, or feet find or whatever
it is. My parents are okay with it.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Nobody wants to see these toes. But also, I don't know,
what did you do?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I just don't like No, I just don't like toe.
But what if I.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Said to you your toes could make you a million
dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I would, I would indulge, But yeah, try, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
One's just gonna give you a million dollars. Not right now.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I need my toes done seriously, seriously.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
This is bad.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
This is bad.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I threw a I won't say I threw a fit,
but I was getting a pedicure the other day. When
I was in I went to Miami with a couple
of my friends. Affront nervous when we're celebrating a birthday.
It was a ball by the way.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
We could get to that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In a minute. But we had so much fun in
Miami and we were like, oh, let's go get pedicures.
So we scheduled pedicures and massages. The place online looked amazing,
I have pretty pretty good reviews. We go there and
we go to sit in the pedicure and there was
like some sort of schmutz on the chair and I
got so hung up on it. She's like, oh, no,
sit in another chair. So we sat another chair. As
she's doing my feet. I swear to god, this woman
(15:09):
was trying to kill me, like my toe was bleeding.
I said stop, you have got like I actually told
her top. I was like, enough, this is enough. I
will take it from here. Do not do anymore. I
don't understand what you're doing to my foot. And my
friend the same thing was happening to her, and I
was like, is this a joke? So then we canceled
the massages because absolutely yeah. Finished the pedicure and I
went home and immediately just like put neosporn and so
(15:30):
because you know some of those places are like yeah
ick yes with the foot stuff. Yeah, you get an infection?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Could die?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Mm hmm are we being dramatic?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Could you die?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, you could because you get an infection. One of
my friends, uh, you to lose a toe. They like
cut her really bad. And I felt bad because I
recommended the place. No, but it was it was infected
really bad and if she wouldn't have taken care of it.
She went, she had to go to the doctor, and
I mean, who knows her life.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's why I would like to shut out my people
in Jersey City nail Tech because I told you how
I snapped my fingernail in the worst place, like halfway
down the nail, and I went to them because I
was like, I just wanted them to fix it. And
as soon as they saw it, they're like, no, I'm
not going to fix that. That is an open wound, ma'am.
You are gonna get infected. Let that thing. He'll come
back in a week.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
So that's okay. Is this the same place that was
closed for some reasons?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No, that was my massage place. Oh yeah, I don't
know if we ever talked about that. Do we talk
about that on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, In case you haven't heard it, I had a
massage place that was incredible. I had heard some sketchy
things about it, and then one day I called to
make an appointment and I got the voicemail. I really
want to do it with the accent because it's not
as good without it, but I'm not gonna do it, no,
because someone will get mad. I wish there were an
East Asian person here who would do it for me. Basically,
it said, hello, thank you for calling. We are closed
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temporarily because for some reason, call back in two months. Click.
That was what it said, but with an accent. It
was incredible. I recorded it someone somewhere. I think Andrew
has it on his You record it?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, No, I need to hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, I think Andrew has it on his phone because
we called it like seven times, like because for some reason,
that is going to be my excuse for everything. Why
can't you show up because for some reason it's not wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I need it, Please, I need it. Okay, saying your turn.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What's on your mind? You're talking about this storm? Oh
well yeah, okay. By the way, we're recording this on
a Friday before this storm rolls in this weekend, this
alleged storm. Diamond go.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I have a few things, but this storm to me,
is like going to be the biggest flop of the century. Okay, okay,
I have number one. It started off as like something
that could happen, not really a big deal. Don't get
too like Lonnie Quinn calling him out Channel seven. He
he was like, you know, don't don't get too excited.
About this, like we'll be fine, and then now all
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of a sudden, within like a day or two, which
I get it, you.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Know, because weather systems move, yes and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Grow, But like now we're oh, God, you need to
go to the store and get everything that you've ever
thought of eating because we're gonna be inside for forty
days and forty nights here when honestly, like you have
people who are new to the city who are like, well,
I don't know what we're gonna do, Like New York
City knows how to handle a snowstorm. I know that
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this is affecting more than just New York City, but
as far as us in the Tri state area, we're
gonna be fine. It's not gonna be a big deal.
They'll salt the streets starting Saturday, you know, the plows
will be out, they'll get the Department of Transportation and
Sanitation will get there overtime, they'll be out here making
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sure that the streets are as clear as they can
get them. We're gonna be fine. It's not gonna be
a big deal. But they're making it seem like we're
all gonna die and we're never gonna see each other again.
I don't know about this.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Are you prepared if, in fact it is like apocalyptic snow?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, no, no, no, nah nah, And then a.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Whole history aspect of it.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh, in nineteen ninety six it was a big snow storm,
then in two thousand and six, in twenty and sixteen, now,
twenty and sixteen was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, that was bad in Boston.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I remember that one, but like, we'll be fine. Come on.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Actually I think it was fifteen in Boston where they
had like, oh really eight feet of snow? Really, yeah,
because I remember I had gone there in summertime before
that about like job stuff, and I was like, why
the fuck is there still snow? It's Boston's summer. Why
are there piles of snow? I don't think I want
to live here. Oh I think so.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I think it wasn't here before that new.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Regardless wild stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Oh no, not that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But here's the thing. So, and you know this because
you have family in DC. Yes, the Tri state area,
the Northeast for the most part, we will be fine.
The upper Midwest, Chicago, Ohio, those places are gonna be
fine because we're very used to this. You bring this
kind of weather and that freezing temperature to Virginia to
DC and below. They do not have the equipment to handle.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It, which I don't understand, right, but they don't have
this in northern Virginia every year. You would think.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
DC every now and then gets a dusting and I
think they have like applow to get through and do things.
This sucks, Yeah, because when my parents live there was
like a small amount of snow would shut the city
down because they just didn't have the infrastructure and all
of the systems to take care of it. You go
even further south than that, they definitely don't. But more
importantly than that, if it is in fact, I mean
they're talking about in Wisconsin negative fifty, Iowa negative thirty.
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That is crazy weather, But that means that whatever is
coming out of the sky is also going to freeze.
You hit power lines with ice, you cover things in ice.
That's a really big deal. So maybe they're hyping it
up for the rest of the country that doesn't deal
with this in the slightest and we're just hearing it like, ah,
fuck all, y'all, we don't care. But in reality, you know,
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someone in like Atlanta, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Gonna be a big deal for them. Yeah, I guess
my thing is, like, I don't want to hear Lone
Quinn making a big deal Al Roker where he's talking about,
you know, the nation. Okay, Lonnie, roll up your sleeves,
that's what he does. You know, Like he wants you
to know he's serious, so he'll he'll take his jacket
off and roll up his sleeves. I'm like, so performative.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Come on, did I tell you why Al Roker is
the friend the reason my friend has a permanent scar
from a leopard?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Excuse me, this.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Can be verified. I'm not gonna say any names, but
I'm sure if you dig back far enough you might
you might see it. So I have a friend who
work for the zoo, and one of the things that
he does for the zoo is he takes care of
baby animals, so he actually feeds them and sometimes he
has to bring him to his home to take care
of them. And then he is the person who would
take them on the road so people can look at
them and see them and they can teach about these animals.
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So he had I think it was a clouded leopard. Beautiful,
by the way, a baby. One of the things that
the zoo at the time that this happened, one of
the things the zoo was really looking for was handlers
who are people of color, because you have a different smell,
you have a different genetic makeup. So these animals were
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very used to a lot of white people handling them,
but then when they would go places and encounter people
of different races, they would get a little skittish sometimes
because it was like, oh, who is this?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So my white handler takes this leopard to the show
that Al Roker's on, the Today Show? Yep, yeah, to
the Today Show, and he said he noticed the little
baby kind of tense up immediately, and here comes Al Roker. Well,
I want to touch You're so cune want to touch it.
And my friend was like, we all need to back away,
Like everyone back away. He's a little nervous, back away
from the table. Al Roker did not. He still went
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for it, and my friend got clawed across the arm
by the leopard. He hands this big old scar because
of Al Roker.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Did he bleed on national television?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't know if they were filming when it happened
or if it was before Al Roker.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh aw.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
There are a lot of stories about Al Roker in
this city alone. Okay, all right, Al, we're watching you, buddy.
Apparently he listens to the show.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I didn't know that. Now this is information from Scary,
which I guess if you ask Scary, everyone listens to
the show. That's one of my favorite things about Scary.
You could say anyway, like bonjob, he's like you grow
up listening to us, a big fed, he's a big fan.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You cannot believe anything that comes out of Scary's mouth,
especially when it comes to people who listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And love us. No, you can't just listen. You listen
and you love us.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, it's great. Unwell, that man he's happy all the time. Man,
Oh nope, nope, okay, no, I think it's empty.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Fair you're talking about his brain. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Everything? Like if I lived in that his if I
lived in Scary's world, I feel like I would just
be like looking around all day with that going to
say nothing like nothing to do. And he takes bard
and that's what he does exactly, and he's happy.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, you know what, maybe if he's happy, the man's
the girl at all times. The man is happy. I
totally got off track though with this storm because you
have a theory about the storm and it's pr.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, the storm has a PR team. They've been working
over time and they deserve a raise because it's working.
It is working. It really is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
We're all scared why you know what. Of course, like
the conspiracy theories in my head start happening, and I'm like, okay,
let's say this storm really is nothing. What did happen
from it is? We all got really distracted from all
the other bullshitty shit that is going on right now,
including you know, ice or open up a five year
old going into people's homes without warrants, all kinds of
(24:32):
I mean still were the obscene files. Nobody knows we've
been bombing other countries, we're trying to take over Greenland,
Like what a good distraction. And also the quick boost
and like you know, grocery stores and everything that happens
from people panicking about this. I do always wonder is
this something bigger than what it is that we're being presented,
because anymore I think the answer is always yes, yes.
(24:54):
That being said, by the time you hear this, we
will have an answer about how much snow we dinner
didn't get, which is what's going to be the best part.
This could be completely irrelevant and we could have gotten
nailed with the snow.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
We won't even need snow boots on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Why, you're being crazy. No, you're being crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No, the sidewalks will be clear when we come into
work on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
There will be big, big, huge mountains of ice, which
are disgusting colors.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
They're disgusting. But trust me, trust.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Me, all right, meteorologists, Diamond says Tuesday, no snow boots.
She's putting it down.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know, I wanted to be a meteorologist for like
a week and my mom was like, no, yeah, she
was not. She was not into it. Why because my
grandmother hates weather. It's all meteorologists. So she's like all
the weather people she likes so much shit about them
because a lot of the times they're wrong, so she's like,
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they always lie. And my mom was like, no, Diamond,
and do not tell your grandmother that there's.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
A different which I'm sure your grandmother already knows this
and we don't need a lecture her. But there's a
difference between being wrong and lying. Those are totally different things,
which you know, No, they are different.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
No, I'm saying, I don't think she even cares about
the difference. She's like, he's a liar, She is a liar.
I'm like, girl.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
So if a meteorologist looks at a weather model that
appears to be demonic and it's like, hey, just a
heads up, this is what this looks like. This is
what I went to school for and you didn't. So
I'm gonna give you my best guess as far as
what you should be expecting and preparing for. And then
they end up being wrong. Doesn't mean they lied to you.
It just means they direst with the information that they
(26:39):
had and they tried to help you and they were wrong. Now,
if you're scary, back to him again, and you look
at the weather and you listen to the meteorologists and
they say there's this huge chance that we're gonna get
hit with the foot of snow. But he wants to
go out that night, wants everyone else to go out,
and he says that snow not really that serious. No, inches,
move on. That's lying, yeah, which he does, yes, And
(27:01):
I find that very hilarious also. But yeah, there's there's
a lie, and there's being incorrect, and people really got
confused with that during COVID.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh, really confused with that started. You know, I think
you're just trying to traumatize me today. Trigger yeah or
trigger me both both. Yeah, I can't think of COVID.
We just were talking outside about the fact that the
United States is now not a part of the Health
(27:29):
World Health Organization. Again, I have to remind people this
is not just like a one off. This has happened before.
And then what happened right after ding ding ding?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay, like we're not paying our membership do I mean, come.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
On, man, like whatever. At some point, you just got
to give.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Up speaking of triggering you, shall I bring up Don
Lemon and Nicki Minaj.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I you called me while I was in Miami. Why
did you call me?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I was all the people who actually care about the world. Yeah,
and would be just as excited as I was.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Let me tell you, by the way, when you called,
I was out with my friend. We were like having
a boozy brunt to whatever. I looked down and I
saw Diamond called. I was like, Oh, she never really
calls unless it's like somebody would work. That's a juicy
or like, you know, something's going on. So I called
you back and what did you tell me?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That Don Lemon was live on TikTok Instagram? What was
the other thing?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Twitch?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And there's a fourth Because he kept saying it, it was
like stuck in my head. Anyway, he was live streaming
a protest in a church. Now what I will say, nah, whatever,
But I think that these protesters had a right to
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go inside of this church during the service and cause
a little bit of disruption. Why because they found out
that a pastor in the church. They haven't very fight
if he's actually the lead pastor. But that was what
they were saying at first. A pastor in the church
is also a field director for ICE in that area.
(29:10):
What would you even call that? An oxymoron? What would
you call that?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I mean, it's definitely a contradiction, conflict of interest, It's
being a shithead, Yes, it's just being a.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Horrible human being, to be completely honest.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Which we see a lot of people cloaking themselves in
religion and doing horrific things and then using the words
I'm a Christian, I'm a Muslim, I'm a Hindu, whatever
it is to try and justify these horrible things that
they've done, as though, like believing in Jesus undoes all
the horrible things that you did.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I interrupted, And I think it's.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Also disrespectful to Christianity as a whole antigotal and like, yeah,
I'm just it's disgusting anyway, So Don the born in Palestine,
by the way, yeah, oh no, way, we know that
people who actually, you know, Don, being the amazing journalist
that he is to me, at least followed them into
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the church. He had his camera people in there, and
he was getting the tee. Okay, he started walking around
and going to members of the congregation asking them how
they felt. Ten out of ten number one, because I mean, like,
imagine you're in the middle of a church service. I
would have run out. First of all, there were people
running out the side of the church and it was icy,
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so they were sliding and falling, and you know, I
loved the subth like it's the best. They didn't keep
the camera on them because they were like, oh God,
let's go somewhere else. But it was great. But can
you imagine being in a church in the middle of
service and people bust into the church and they start protesting.
I would have run out, But imagine you're stunned and
(30:46):
someone comes up to you with a mic insist how
are you feeling it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
It's like our men on the street here that approached people.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
The thing that I did like is that a lot
of people who actually talked to Don were like, hey, listen,
I don't agree with what's going on in this in
the community. I'm just here for church. Like I didn't
know that this person was affiliated with ICE. I don't
appreciate it. I'm not happy about it, but like, I
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do think that this is not the place for you
guys to do this. And like, so there was a
lot of like I think everyone that he spoke to
said the same thing, like I don't agree with what's
going on in the in the area right now or
in the country right now, but like this is not
the time or the place or whatever. And and a
lot of the kids were crying. It was it's a
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lot I felt.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Bad for the kids.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But all the kids are crying when their parents are
getting wrong. Hello. And it's not a tip for tat
thing you don't want to, you know, just it's not
an I for any thing at all. I do think
it's really interesting when people say this is not the
time or the place. Where is the time and the place?
Where can I make you the most comfortable with my
protest about horrific violations of human rights and just decency
in general? How can I make you comfortable with this?
(31:55):
I don't care now. My only issue with the church thing,
and we'll get to Nikki in a min it is
I could be wrong about this pretty sure. Churches are
supposed to be places of sanctuary where someone can run
and hide if they need to or whatever. If we
allow him to go in and disrupt in that way,
(32:17):
does that open the door for ice to go in
and disrupt in their way? Is it a sanctuary or
is it not? I just need to know kind of
what is included in that terminology, what is actually protected.
I don't know enough about it to be honest, but
I do wonder about that, because if one begets the other,
then I'm not sure I love that.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I think there's clearly a lot of gray area, and
this will actually cause them to figure a lot of
that out. Because the DOJ wanted to eat yeah, because
like now they want to press charges against people, right,
So like the counter argument would be like a lot
of these questions, So I think we're gonna get those answers.
(33:00):
May not be what we want them to be, honestly,
but they've already arrested a few of the people who
were protesting, and I'm just like, Okay, they're bringing federal
charges against people for it, literally bringing to light the
fact that this loser is running a church that's insane.
(33:21):
And also because the Cooper Household, we do our research, right,
so like at first we were like, oh, well, what
if he's been working for ICE, Like, you know, there
are people who have been working for ICE for years, right, No,
he started working there in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I have a couple incredibly gay friends who keep getting
little advertisements, Hey do you want to work for ICE?
Here's your sixty thousand dollars signing bonus, blah blah, And
they're like, maybe this is the chance, Maybe this is
what we do. We all sign up to work for ICE,
and then we go running down the street yelling hide like,
(33:58):
I don't know, maybe that's what we do. YO to
your asses. Would last five minutes before they were like,
get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
No, they probably wouldn't take them.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I don't know they'd white.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
They find a way. These people are horrible human beings.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And also, by the way, all the ice agents are
not white. I'm not saying no, have you seen That's
what's wild.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I saw the other day no black man, and it
shocked me. And I shouldn't be shocked. I shouldn't have
been shocked, but it really And he.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Was like, comes in every color, babe. But he thought he.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Was the spokesman for his brothers in blue. I guess.
I don't know what are their colors. It's a different color,
I guess, but like plaques, like you are the spokesman. Yeah,
of course you are.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
You're gonna take your damn mask off.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You're gonna find your ass, Okay, like you think that whatever.
I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm exhausted by a lot of things too, Like I
don't want to have to answer for cash Betel. He
doesn't represent me.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Please.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, we both at some point came from a country.
There are a billion and a half people. No, I
don't know him and I don't know what his motivations are.
All I know is that his feet dangle from a
chair like mine do.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Oh my god, they really do it and.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's why we're both bad people. Well Napoleon complex thing. God,
that guy, that guy sick. Don't blame him. I don't
claim him. And you know what, he probably doesn't claim me.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Either, probably not, but you know what, Good riddance. Oh
but anyway, Nicki Minaj back to your former hero. Oh
I really did. I really loved her at one points.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I need to know the moment for you because I
used to really love Kanye West. I need to know
the moment for you that it changed because I tried
to get over a lot of the crazy stuff that
Kanye was saying and then that it just came to
the the fuck you to.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Say, yeah, get out of here. It definitely was when
she was doing Queen Radio.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Okay, I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
She would like start yelling and I was like, oh,
this isn't normal. Like at first when she would yell
like I think she did like two long stints with
with like Apple where it was like she did.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Before she locked that girl in the closet.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
I mean, I need to hear more about this, but
she she would do like she would yell and like
I just felt like, oh, she's animated. And then about
a year later, I guess she they brought her back
and she was just unhinged, like the woman was on
she's she's on. Well we know that, but like.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So she I think it's a combination with her right,
there's clearly mental illness and then drugs on top of it, oh.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
For sure, and ego like she just she just and
she's probably one of the only people on the planet
that I've heard not one good thing about. That's like personally,
I've seen people right online like, oh, she helped me
pay for school, which I'm not saying that she didn't,
(36:57):
but like when I've had personal conversations with people, will
not worked her.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yes, has said anything nice about her.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
That's sick.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Even people even say nice things about j Lo.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Like a lot of people say nice things about Jay.
There's no one here.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Like come on, I can't And the way that she
so she went at Don Lemon.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Don as she said, I'm quoting what she said, don
coxsucking Lemon, yeah, which I feel like she really missed
an opportunity there because it should have been dick sucking don,
which could apply to multiple.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Dons anyway, go on, Yeah, that would have been good.
I think that someone like she has a lot of
gay fans. Tons right, well, I don't know anymore she
still does and and I'm saying gay because there are
a lot of like black boys that I grew up
with who love her. What a disappointment. Like the things
(37:57):
that she has said, not only about Don Lemon, but
a lot of people recently have made me feel like, oh,
you're a fraud, like wholeheartedly a fraud.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
She bends to whomever she wants to please with the
most disgusting Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Like it's it's gross.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Do you think she actually believes because she's taking a
turn where she's now speaking at MAGA events, do you
think all of it genuinely is because one she doesn't
want to get deported and two she wants her husband
and her brother both to be pardoned. How are they
their sex offenders?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
By the way, Like, can can the president give them
off of the sex offenders list? I don't really know
from him, I don't think, like I.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Mean, at this point, it looks like he can do
whatever he wants to do, so thank.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
You Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
But they're taking out like slave monuments in Philadelphia, why anyway?
I digress Span' is like.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh, we're just gonna go bombination and I don't need
on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
No one cares about that. Why political podcast.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Of quote unquote Christians, though, you do that on a
quote unquote secret or.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Their natural resources that China has been investing in for
a long time, whatever however you want to slice it.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I just I don't understand how we're all just sitting
here letting things like this slide. And then we're talking
about Nicki Minaj when she's really not even that, like
she's a little puppet. We write care her to the
slums or something like that, sick sick of her T shirt? Yeah,
I'm sick of her ass. But like, there's so much
(39:35):
shit going on all at once. Yeah, we we purposely
can't keep up.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's genius. It's a genius way to do it. It's
hit us with one hundred different things. You can only
focus your energy on one, so then you feel fatigued
and don't even want to focus your energy on that
one thing, and you just let essentially the Nazis rise
of power, which we thought would never happen again. Right,
and there's some weird stuff going on right now, weird
stuff We need to get the conspiracy guys back in here.
We should cut from the time they want to come in,
(40:01):
from the time that we had them on last where
we were talking about glitter and all kinds of other things.
Many more things have popped to the forefront that I
would be fascinated to talk to them about. I mean, aliens,
the moon, Charlie Kirk, whatever the fuck is happening in
general over here, all of it. I would love to
(40:22):
talk to them, and we should probably set that up soon. Okay,
maybe it's a two parter again because talk to those
guys forever. Ten out of ten, fuck yo, dinosaurs. Nobody
cares about that anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Who cares about dinosaurs? And not real Okay, I think
this is just something that from now on like, okay,
if you care, then I do too.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
They're not real? Is oxygen? I can't see it?
Speaker 4 (40:48):
What?
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh well, carbon dioxide right from my okay, never mind.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
What a response, Diamond, Thank you for that. Okay. So
we covered the storm and the pr We covered Don
and Nicki Minaj. We covered my weird Airbnb DM that
I find fascinating and I'm a little uncomfortable. Oh and yeah,
I mean, we need to soon set up our next
off the grid trip. Yes, we're thinking it may end
(41:17):
up being you, me, maybe two of our friends, or
maybe Andrew and Josh if they want to come.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Okay, so no Andrew and Josh. Andrew and Josh off
the list. But maybe you and a friend, maybe me
and a friend, and we need to go and have
ourselves a good time again, which would be super fun.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
I can't wait to drink in the altitude again.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh god, these are very healthy things that you're suggesting.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, sure, why not.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You gotta live right got I highly recommend to any
woman at any time, if you want to feel pretty
and have a free weekend, go to Miami during a
big sporting event. Oh god, really, best time ever?
Speaker 4 (41:58):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Damn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I mean we really didn't pay for much on our own,
and it was actually quite pathetic because I think that
a lot of the men we were encountering down there
just assumed that we were like jobless and there to
scam them in some capacity, and they were all fine
with it. They didn't care good for that. When they
find out you do have a job, it was all
of a sudden like, oh, oh, so you're not impressed
(42:20):
by this bottle I'm about to pop at a club
with fifty cent I was like, I mean, we know
the owners of those clubs, so we could just get
a ververy if you wanted to. It's very funny to
see these shift in attitude. Ooh when people find out
you have a job, when they're trying to flex on
you with all their money, they.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Want a helpless woman. Yes, yuck.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah it was great, but you just keep that information
in your pocket until the end.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Oh, well, you're right. Also, am I the only person
that hates Miami?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think plenty of people hate miam. My sister hates Miami.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Like it?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
What don't you like about it?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
I went for my cousin's bachelorette trip, and I think
it just soured everything for me. Well, every time that
I've been there, I think it's been like not spring
break but spring breakish and like bachelorette trip, and I'm
just like.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Ill, you know, we'll rubbed you the wrong way about it.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Though. It may have been the way that I felt
the morning after, maybe, but I don't say.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You were fine partying it was the recovery, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I didn't like what's it South Street. I didn't like
it too many people. I don't like big crowds like that.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Okay, so there's a lot of people just standing there,
You're walking by guys or cat calling you. I'm like,
do you have a job?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Go away?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
You know, things like that. I don't like it. I
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Let me ask you this though, because I feel like
in general, and it could be that maybe I'm just ugly. Now,
who's to say. I feel like the cat calling thing
doesn't happen as much anymore, like it used to happen
all the time. That's just how people interacted with each other.
But I don't even see people really cat calling other
people so much anymore down there. Yes I do, and
I appreciate that because every now and then you want
to feel cute.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Well yeah, but then also.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I mean, like, no one to rein it in, but like.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I get away from me.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Sorry, is that how you swon to it? Yeah, I'm like, no,
thank you, I would throw something at you. My favorite
is when a guy tries to holler at you and
you don't really give him the attention that he wanted back, and.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Then all of a sudden, whatever, fuck you you ugly anyway,
Oh yeah, that almost happened when lesbian.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, that has to be it, because I didn't respond
to whatever it is what you just screamed that I
couldn't even decipher I am a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
This guy was like I was walking to the gym
and he was like, you don't skip leg day. You
don't skip leg day? And I like was like ugh,
and he was like, oh, is that how you want
to act? And I just WENTU, I'm but also like yuck,
you don't skip leg day. I really wanted to say,
(44:38):
well you do, because your legs are very skinny. You
should be coming with me to this gyms.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
We have a friend who I'll say we because I
don't want to. Let's call him Jamie.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
He got a real big upper body and little toothpick legs,
so he wears two pairs of pants often, and everybody
used to call him polio Jamie.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wh that's fucked up, that's fucked up. You know, some
real fucked up people are a part of it. So
many people have trauma because of you, you know, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Do wonder that sometimes I don't know why, though I
wasn't mean mean, I don't know. Maybe by today's standards,
i'd be really na for sure, because people think I mean, now.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, you just got to live with it. Whatever, I
was an asshole, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I was just thinking about the amount of people that
call me an asshole currently and that I reject that narrative,
but it does often happen. A lot of people call
me an asshole. Yeah, rarely a bitch, often as yeah,
because I don't.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Think that you're a bitch. I think you're an asshole.
And the difference sure a mix between the book, but
the two asshole, Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
What's the difference in your opinion? I know we've sort
of talked about this before, but I want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
I think when when someone is a bitch, it's like, ooh,
like you're like almost evil, okay, right, but like asshole
is oh maybe this is a different hold on. Let
me think about this. Yeah, asshole, I don't think you
mean to be like you're just an asshole. Like you
you're you're not intentionally being an asshole. But a lot
of people don't intention like they're not intentionally trying to
(46:10):
be a bitch, right, But like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Think you're that.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I don't think. I think when you're a bitch, you're mean.
When you're an asshole, you're just an asshole.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
So there's more of like a mean spirit to bitch. Yeah,
like an evil Yeah, like you're evil. Do you know
what someone told me? The difference was what I was
waiting to hear. If you said the same thing, a
masculine energy versus a feminine energy. Oh well no that
doesn't count for you.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You have both.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. But like I call
men bitches all the time, and I do mean that
they're being bitches. Hatch ass Yeah, bitch. We work with
some bitch asses for sure, we work with them. But hey,
listeners to this Lovely Sauce on Side podcast, tell us
what you think the difference between a bitch and an
asshole is. We'd love to hear it. Oh, hit us
(46:55):
on the talk back Yeah, we will check them. But
if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, which we hope
you will, there's a little microphone. You push that button
and you can basically say whatever you want to us.
So we would love to hear from you, and we
would also like it if you follow the podcast on Instagram.
I'm growing slow. I'm growing slow. I'm also not doing
a good job marketing. But it is sauce on the
(47:17):
side on YouTube or wherever it is like follow subscribe
when you subscribe to the podcast. If for some reason
everything goes down after the podcast was uploaded, you'll still
get it. These are important things. We want you to do.
All that and leave us a review if you want,
even if it's one stupid star whatever, just tell us why. Yeah,
(47:38):
but be nice, please the world or else. Apparently I'm
gonna find you on Instagram. Oh, have a conversation about
why I didn't get more star.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
No, because that would make someone want to do that.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
You're right, I would never never do it, all right, dimond.
If they want to find you online, where can they
find you? At?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Diamonds? Sincere on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Are you still in the dumpster fire of threads?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
For sure, I've been there. She's back on Snapchat, She's everywhere.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, she's been down the.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
TikTok rabbit holes a lot lately. She's living for TikTok.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I loved TikTok is a glorious place, even though now
have you have you gotten the update, not I don't really,
it's like a it's not technically a disclaimer, but they
like basically everybody got a prompt on TikTok saying that basically,
like with the new update, because they sold the company officially,
(48:30):
your information is up for grabs and there's nothing that
you could do about it. You can't even opt out,
so a lot of people are deleting. I don't know
if I'm sorry TikTok.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Let's see if it tells me, if it gives me
that little disclaimer. It does update store terms of service
and privacy policy, updated corporate entity, new types of location
information including device to get location. We may collect from
you with your permission, how we use your information we
have collected or will collect to show you ads outside TikTok.
To opt out of these tap here, Oh okay, I'm
(49:00):
gonna opt out.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
I saw something pretty interesting the other day and then
I will let people go. But apparently when you put
your information into a website, if it's something that you
actually want, you should when it asks you your name,
put the website as your middle name. So when they
sell your information, you know which website sold it, because
(49:21):
it will say, Diamond, TikTok Cooper. Absolutely genius idea, right yep, Yeah,
so now I know you bitches. Yep, what happened. That's
a bitch move, by the way, not aspective. It's a
bitch move to sell my information.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
It is.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Don't do that anyway. Follow the podcast at Sauce on
the side. You can follow me at Baby Hot Sauce.
There's still a shadow band thing happening there, so i'd
really appreciate it and give us all of your feedback.
We want to hear from you. You can dm us, you
could leave us a talkback whatever we do want to
hear from you, or else We'll just ramble like this
and you'll be subject to listen to it until next time.
(49:57):
Say bye, Diamond, Bye.
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