August 19, 2026 • 31 mins
In quite the plot twist, Curtis Sliwa makes a confession that has Gandhi and Diamond floored. We also find out about a dream that freaked Gandhi out, and listen to some talkbacks.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sauce on the side. Hello, I'm gandhi here with Diamond. Hi, Diamond, Hi,
And we're cutting the beginning of this podcast after the
podcast has been recorded, because something wild happened, and you'll
hear exactly what happened. But also there's a little audio
guit twins again. Hand it's my own fault. It's a
(00:24):
long story short. Some drama went down. You're gonna hear
all about it. Curtis was involved, our man, Curtis Leewa.
I saw him coming around the corner. I said, come
on in here, and then I did not turn on
and up the right microphone. Diamond noticed it a little
bit into the podcast, so the sound will adjust shortly,
but it's gonna be a little bit off in the
(00:45):
beginning only on his side. How do you feeling, Diamond, overstimulated, overstimulated, exhausted.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, and absolutely a little.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Over his shit. Oh, I say, we just get to it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Curtis is coming.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He just walked around the corner. Come here for a second.
I promise that was not him. That it's not him
giving him the mic?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hi, Hello, that was you?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What's that on the ground over there? I knew it
wasn't you didn't think so I know who it was. Okay,
it looks.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It looks like, yeah, yeah, it's happened with me from
time to time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
When you show you have not shipped the more, Curtis,
No way.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
When you're seventy two depends.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh that's right, because you got shot in the and
the stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
And I felt so good when you informed me the garret.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Fell on his ask that that was first of all,
I cackled in his face when he was telling the
story outside, and I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to laugh like that, but this shit is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wait a second, you actually did it. It was actually you.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Wait, Curtis, here take this. I'm done with you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Come right here, Curtis. Come on, Curtis. We have to
get to the bottom of something real quickly. So today
is Monday. You're going to hear this on Wednesday. But
Monday something happened and we talked about this on the air.
Garrett was in the bathroom and he said he slipped
on a puddle of pea and he fell in the
(02:33):
pee and then he came out and he was upset.
So I text you, Curtis, and I tasked you with something.
I said.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I appreciated that right away.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, I always. I said, Hey, I need you
to get to the bottom of something. Who pete on
the floor in the bathroom. Garrett slipped in it and fell.
If I don't hear back soon, I will assume it
was you. I did not hear back soon. Then I
got a text message that said, this is an excellent assumption.
I don't wash my hands, I don't hit the urinal
or the porcelain palace because I suffer from drip drip.
(03:04):
I hope he fell on his ass. His dupa has
took iss tough, tough noogies, Garrett, deal with it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, because as you know, my angle to the dangle
is not the way it should be. So whether I'm
sitting on the porcelain palace like a young lady would,
which means I'm a eunuch, or I'm using the urinil
guess what. Whatever, in whatever direction I aim, it doesn't
go there.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So it ends up all over the floor.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, and Garrett Garrett ends up slipping on that stuff
and falling on his ass.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
And I that makes me feel so good.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Chris, you are owning this totally you are owning this.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
It has to be me.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stop, it's not you, correct, But you don't know If
it was you, then.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I know every time I go this happens, and sometimes
I got to run back to the studio. I don't
have an opportunity to clean it up. I'm almost sure
it was me this morning, because I'm telling you, I
had a too many cups of coffee, and when I
got that coffee, it goes in and it goes right out.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Curtis, Curtis, Yes, you stress me out, like literally every
conversation we have, you stressed me out more and more.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, who was it that cold busted me for not
washing my hands?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Repeating that, well that.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Was one hundred That totally cobusts me. And you were right.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
My mother always trained me, Hey, one y out, little boy,
wash your hands when you're in the bathroom, except I
never listened to my mother. Number two, I'm in such
a rush when my angle is to the dangle, you know,
the aim isn't straight. And I gotta tell you to
the rest of the guys out there, ooh far to
(04:47):
you slip and fall on your tokes, your duper your ass.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I can't if I use.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
The ladies bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Just say you identify as a woman, and the legality
is you can use the lady' bathroom, right, so ladies
keep it cleanse.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Sure, listen. I'm astounded by multiple things. First of all,
we talked about this before, but you have coworkers specifically
on your side who do not wear shoes into the bathroom.
So has this changed how they enter the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Because, like me, remember wor meaning old always for old
people like me.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Uh, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
White's only radio anymore. Did you get in trouble for that?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
No at all, because whatever acronym you want to use,
White's only radio old radio.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Okay, that all fits.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
In fact, if it fits, you gotta would quit right.
Oh gods, So I am innocent of all charges. But
I am the slob slabinski of war.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I do wear my shoes unlike some of those other gavones. Yeah, yeah,
I always wonder what are they walking around in?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Is your pe?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Apparently they're walking around in your pee?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
This is crazy exactly, and it absorbing it.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Man, damn man, My violey fluids are going everywhere around here.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Why are you so gleeful about?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Why you because you gotta understand. I go into bathrooms
and places where it's like a gulag Pen station, Grand
Central Station, some of the few train stations that are
open where you walk in there and you feel like
you're gonna catch every socially transmitted disease usual lie the
(06:31):
flesh eating virus. You gotta copper squat there, and you
gotta basically hold yourself up, because if you put yourself
on the porcelain palace, they may have to end up
extracting your.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, no, why aren't you bringing that culture to the
bathrooms here?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Because I'm from the streets, what the rest of you
are from the suits?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Look, I'm keeping it real.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
This is damn right when you locked up and right
when you at the Brooklyn House, or you happy to
be at the old tombs. That's the way it used
to be. Slip and fall. Get yourself a lawyer. Maybe
you'll make some money in a lawsuits. This guy, Garrett, Garrett,
what a poop?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Put?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
What a mama luke? I fell in my asho? Who
would admit that? Who would admit Garrett?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
He slipt in p he wanted to go home.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, he's going home now, and he's could I have
the tincture of iron nine here?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Oh my god? What are you gonna give him? Pillows?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You're gonna prop him up for days? What is he
gonna want? Work his compensation? Neil Curtis Sleewer's responsive.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You gotta stop for.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He sues your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, listen, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I am a jadul. You know what a jadul.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Is on the floor.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yes, a knuckle dragon. I'm old school. This is what
you used to do on the floor. He am right
in the latrine. What the hell are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And I'm telling you, unlike a lot of men who
had periscope up and they have full control, my angle
is not to my dangle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right right, because get out of the way.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let me tell you why I'm mad at myself.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
In Yankee Stadium, I gotta tell you there were times guys,
you know, they're drinking beers, so they're running in and
out of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Sleeve was in there. You better get out of the way.
His name isn't the best in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I defended you today. I defended your ass today, and
I'm so mad at myself. You didn't fall in yours.
Curtis wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yes, he was on notice before I arrived here at
w a walk.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, none of this ever happened, right, Not that I'm catch.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
People going into the bathroom doing their thing. They would
always wash their hands, they would do that. Slee was
the first ones. He one hundred rated out. What was
that ratch name again? Nate, Nate the snake, right, he
ratted me out on that. He got me, he got
I haven't washed my hands ever since I've been here,
going into the little boys.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, no, no, no, no again.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
If you want to clean bathroom, let me suggest to
everybody out there you identify as a woman and you
go into the ladies bathroom because that's what the Lord
allows you to do.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
But if you want to be a real man, you
gotta get in there. Curtis, you know I've been kicking
it is insane.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
With Charlemagne to God, we have some of our best
conversations right by the urine.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know he gets naked to take a ship in there, right,
I know that. Man, My god, I hate the bathroom here.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
This is what you do when you're in lock up.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
See you girls have never been in lock up. No,
absolutely in that show What Orange is the New Black Man?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, no, no, must give prison vibes to you. He's
thinking this is weird.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Nah, nah, no, not hard corner.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, why did you even have to think about that?
I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, that's the way I I want to fight people.
Have you been in lockup? Are you eligible for lockup?
Or are you a fraidy cat? Or I can't say
cats because my wife will be upset. Are you a
chicken of the seat?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I can't say a chicken because then that's an animal. Also,
are you so afraid of your shadow that when you
go into the bathroom you're so circumspect of everything around you?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I gotta wipe this down. Oh what is this like
the lockdown.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
In Pandemic of twenty twenty? Well, you were afraid to
sit on the porcelain palace.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
There is a huge space between the lockdown of twenty
twenty and peeing on the floor in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
No, no, yeah, I think it just indicates that at
the age of seventy two, I'm having those problems that
some guys have. You have the angle to the dangle,
but your aim ain't straight no more. Look I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I know, I get I honestly, I cannot believe I
defended you, and I can't believe that you're outing yourself
like this. At least we know we can trust you.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Cross my heart, hope to die. Don't tell the truth.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And I am so happy. This makes me filled with
knakis that Garrett fell on his ass, his stupa, his
turkus and won't be able to sit for a month
of Sundays in a normal way.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
God fell on your pee, exact p was on his butt.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Look a bond with him.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How do you not feel bad? I heard him? What
if you would have hit his head and died?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Well, oh, come on, now, you're getting very extreme man.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I'm just saying I've been in that situation where I
hit guys and then they hit their head, and I said,
please do me a solid. I know you're a bad guy.
Don't die on me, please. I'm not I'm not ready
to do twenty five years to life. Oh my lord,
defending Garrett, I'm not. He's realizing the next time you
(11:54):
go into the bathroom, knowing that Curtis sleeve was around this,
ya drool and he had it all.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You gotta watch every step you take.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I am so glad that you are in the men's
bathroom and not in ours. Don't you come in there?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And to all those gentlemen out there who think that
walking into the men's bathroom, because I'm around, it's like
walking into a prehistoric medieval gulag.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It sounds like that.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
And identify as a woman and use the woman's ladies
woman because and it a lot better. Am I right
or wrong on that?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I have one question for you. Do you open the
bathroom door with your bare hand?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm not one of these guys you know with the
elbows and that diamond.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Did you think anything?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? I just needed him to confirm on the record,
because Curtis, you may be single handedly responsible for any
flu that goes around here.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You might in the next few months.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
What kind the flu?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What kind of to be cyclospora?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
This makes me e bowli. It doesn't have to be
the fleshy bowl.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Lie listen.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I you you strike me as somebody who has the
immune system of like a cockro like you could probably
survive all of these things in a rat You are
going to be paced at zero giving it to the
rest of us.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Where do I feel most comfortable in life in the subway.
In the swill. You are like some of the subway
when all of a sudden the water is sort of
cascading down and you don't know if you're in the water. Man.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I'm like, man, I made my day.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Until I met you, I would have always thought it
was water.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Now No, no, you never can be sure.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Can I have my fantasy?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Can we just establish rules and regulations.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Underwhere I thought not being on the floor was like a.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Con, You're not if you're not gonna man up and
understand that when you walk into the men's room it
may have been infected by Curtis Sliwa Jesus because I'm handicapped.
Understand that you remember I shot five times to the
hollow point. It does It turns your.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Angle into your dangle. You know you're not a straight
shooter any longer. So I suggest you just use the ladies.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
If you ruin the women's bathroom for us, we are
coming for you that.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I will never soil the woman's spash.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm not sure that every.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Male who's part of Z one hundred, since I can't
get to the king himself.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Elvis C.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
One hundred I'm gonna get to every one of his minions.
I gotta leave the women alone, yep, because that's sexist
and misogynists. I don't want to be accused of that.
But these macho, maniaco guys, I'll get you.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh my little.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Pretties, you gotta get scary next, Garrett curious.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You already got Garrett. Who on Z one hundred is macho?
Have you met them?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I don't even know their names yet, like you've told me,
Nate the rat Garrett, I probably can by face know him,
but you got a whole ensemble here. There are more
people in the Z one hundred cash then I have
fingers in toad.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh my god, I mean, seriously, do.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You have all tons of both? What are you thinking
about it?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
I did lose one for a while.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There for a while. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Am I ask either?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
You know it was broken so and actually it looked
like there were four where there should have been five.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But it's back now. I can't.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Let's just say it's truncated.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Curtis, Look, you have that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
That's why I always wear shoes. You don't see you
like the other guy b w ouse.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know, guys, like you are peeing on the floor
in the bathroom at.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Least how many men in your life have you meant
it or as honest as me when you confront me
like I was confronted, Did you wash yours in the bathroom?
I said no, I did not, even though it was
Nate the rat who brought that out.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Right now with Garrett, I could have easily I would
have said, there's no camera in the bathroom. How do
you know?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
How do you know, inquisitor, I didn't find out. I
didn't know it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You know, jaded one Diamond. Why do you always think
it's me?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Well now I think everything is you.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
But I fetched up and I'm so proud of myself.
I acknowledged it. I didn't argue it, I didn't fight it,
and I'm just so happy. Nate's the first to go.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Garrett.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Let's see what other Gavonne here at Z one hundred
is going to be on my hit list.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
God, I can't with you. Thank you, Thank you, Curtis,
what for whatever just happened here? For your honesty for me? Yeah,
this is.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
All part of my vengeance against Elvis Durant.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I will never take it out on the lady members.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Okay, but the guys. Since I can't get Elvis the King,
I'm gonna get at all of you minions if it's.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
The last thing I do.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
As I told you via text, Monster Curtis, thanks, thank
you for your time, sir.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's like, now, let me just tell you the politician
thing's not going to happen. You're too honest.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I know you got to start lying.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Not me, not me, and you would have to have
video evidence.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
And then even then they would say, wow, you know,
how do I know that wasn't photoshops.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
A I But what we know is it was you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I always you do.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Whatever just happened, You're.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Not welcome, very likely. So you had the two drops come.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Come back over to the microphone. Yeah what yeah, we
had two drops?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Yeah, two drops.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Let me see if I remember it accurately. Okay, So
you had the drop of me feeshing up.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
To apologize to o'donald.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah, and then you had the other drop, which
was we.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Were talking about, do you want to apologize for anything
that happened during the early days of the Guardian Angels.
That's right, didn't remember any of that, and I.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Was acting like a politician there, right, right, Okay, so
those are the two drops.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I can't wait for the next drop.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Last night everything dropped, No, I.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Know that, okay, including things that I'd rather not talk about.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
That drop. But anyway, I can't wait till the next session.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This is the next session.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What good? It's like a junkie. You needs just fixed
a microphone in front of me.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You could have said, no.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
We didn't record it. We'll do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, we'll do that for my sanity. We out.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Thank you again for your honesty.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I love you, Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
We're not welcome, young energy. I don't think any I
wish something could see what you're doing right now. I
wish all right, bye, Curtis, Curtis, have a fabulous day.
What just happens?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He's crazy. I've been saying it, you have been.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
At some point, someone around here is gonna have to
start listening to me.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Because what is happening.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I mean, I'm entertained by that. I cannot believe that
he actually admitted to peeing on the floor. This is
wild work over here?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Is it crazy for me to think that he's lying about.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That, about him being the peer.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I hope so too. But it has never been a
thing before. Nobody's ever complained about there being full on
pe on the floor. However, he also strikes me as
the type of person like I was like this when
I was little. My sister would do stuff and I
would take the blame for it. I wonder if he's
just like I mean, it's possible, so sure, I don't know.
(19:56):
I'm not again, I'm not sure what even just happened here?
But are you okay?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, he's insane.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
He is insane. There's a lot happening with that dude.
My boyfriend texted me after he saw the clip of
Curtis talking about Tupac still being alive, and he was like,
this man's about to lose all credibility. I said, I
don't think he's concerned about that at all, Like, and
more people have faith in him and trust him than
the other politicians because apparently he just admits the being
(20:29):
on the floor.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I just why would you want anyone to know that
you don't wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't he could have denied any of this.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
God, I'm just like ill Curtis like, don't show me
your phone, don't come over here on I don't touch me.
I'm thinking of all the hands they we're telling it now.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Ps A from us, Do not shake Curtis's hand, No,
give him the elbow, knucket up, No, don't even knuck it,
because I don't know what's happening, man, Diamond. I had
so many things I wanted to talk to you about today,
but I feel like we have. We've filled the time
with Curtis's crazy ass whatever was happening with that. However,
there are still a couple of things I'll have to
get to.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I had a dream.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh, I had a.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Sex dream, and I was totally concerned about it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I told you about this.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I had a dream that I had sex with Drake
and the sex was very inconsequential, like who cares about it?
But do you know in my dream what I was
most concerned with, what you finding out? In my dream,
I was like, donad can never find out She's gonna
clow me for the rest of my life? Good, and
I need to know if it's true. If you would,
(21:42):
I probably would say like, oh, good for you, but
then clown me to Andrew, No, but then.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Clown you, like, not in that moment, like a week
or two. Now, it wouldn't last.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Well, I would maybe clown immediately because good for you.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I mean, like, he's not a bad looking guy with here,
very generous, so I mean maybe you got something else
out of it, not saying that that was for not
in exchange for you know what I mean, But it
would just be like, oh, okay, good for you. I mean,
wouldn't be the first time one of my friends slept
with a corny guy that I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I mean, this is true. Everyone we know at some
point has slept with worse.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Absolutely stop absolutely.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
In my dream though, I was like, well, I woke
up chuckling. I'm like, wow, my biggest concern was dumb
and can never know. And I need you to know
that if you did sleep with Drake, as soon as
you told me, I would laugh about it. I'd be
happy for you and say, okay, get it. I hope
you got a burken bag, and I hope you got
a house and all the things that he's giving away.
But I was still laugh at you fairly immediate.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh I don't think.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
After all, we laugh at myself yeah, I don't think
I would do it. I would hope that I wouldn't
do it. I don't think so. Now, if this is
if this was Drake in twenty eighteen, absolutely sign me
up immediately, no ques questions asked, Now, No.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
When did he fall from Grace for You pre Kendrick
Lamar post Kendrick Lamar pre.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Kendrick It was when he mentioned Meg the Stallion on
his album with twenty one Savage. So what was that
twenty twenty two? Twenty yeah, the end of twenty twenty two?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Was it that?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
What was the name something? Never mind? Actually never mind
or something like that. I remember listening to oh my
God now I can't remember the name of the song either,
Oh Jimmy Hook Jimmy Cooks okay, and thinking like.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I love this song.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
But I remember talking to one of my best friends
right after, and I was like, well, why do we
give him so many passes for being corny? Like he's
been cornying our whole lives. Honestly, I think we he has.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Been cornering our whole lives. He started out as Jimmy
Graham from Degrassy Like he was always a performer. He
was always an actor. He always had a persona. I
think when you're a child hood star that you kind
of carry that with you. You don't necessarily know who
you are. He tries real hard to be hood, But
can you really be that hood if you were into
grassy when you were in your teens?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Also, Canadian wait, let me stop myself. One of the
worst streets I've ever seen in my life was in Vancouver, Canada,
so maybe, but he's not from there, so there's a
lot of corny stuff that we just kind of like
allow to happen. I sort of feel that way about
anybody who's famous.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Lot of people.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, like everybody who's in the spotlight. I'm like, how
truly ratchet can you be? Now you got security?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know who's a hood? Rack Curtis, He's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That man gives no fucks, no security, pisses on the floor,
doesn't wash his hands, doesn't care zero Fox Hiven.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Does not care.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I wish I say, I don't care about a lot,
but I wish I was on that level. That man,
he's a lot. I think you should interview his wife.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I would love to. I want to know what this
is like on a daily basis. Now, I will say
I think I told you this. I had a normal
conversation with him not too long ago, and I was like, oh,
there you are. You're in there every now. It's just
it's rare.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He turns it on.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
He really he does.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And I am constantly looking for the off switch on him.
I'm like, Curtis, please, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Again, I'm not really even sure what just happened in here.
This was magic in the moment. I don't know if
we would call it magic. I'm a little traumatized. I'm
mad at myself. Yeah, okay, last thing.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I wouldn't call that magic magic, by the way, but
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What would you call that chaos?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, but you know I love chaos. I live in chaos.
I am forever Elmo with its arms up in the air.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, and that's what that was. That is what that was.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I have met my match.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You have actually you have?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This is like wild. Okay, So let's get to these talkbacks.
Because you pulled a couple.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How many do we have a lot?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay, we have four? Yeah, leave us talkbacks. We like them.
They help us. Otherwise you're gonna hear we're from Curtis.
I'm it's gonna fall all for hair out. All right,
here we go, Oh, dream Street? Who's coming on the
show somewhat soon?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What is this? Let's see?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh, save to downloads, not just play it, just play it. Hello,
there we go, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
The way I ran to.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
This whatever these little microphone is called. When you said
dream Street is gonna be on, I'm so ebited.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I guessed.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
I'm a can't wait love me guy.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh, all right, someone's obsessed with dream Street. That is
actually why they're coming in. Because a very good friend
of mine was obsessed with dream Street and she wielded
this podcast, as I told her too, to make friends.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
She was very excited when she emailed me to I
was like, girl, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I want everyone to do it. Like I said, guys
do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'll go to podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm a producer. Are you do you? But now this
is legit? People can actually do it. Okay, how about
this Liam, Liam's back from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
You guys played me three times, Liam from Ohio.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
I've talked to you guys before.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I don't know what's so complicated?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Period?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, That's the thing that makes me believe that Liam
is bear Guy, because remember we were trying to figure
out the name of bear Guy.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Bear Guy is not Liam. They have totally different voices.
Bear Guy has more of like a like a threatening.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That I gotta find that bear Guy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, And what is this Liam?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
From iiO?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So this happened to me waterfront, Uh, Jersey swimming riptide
pulled me a half mile down the waterfront.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was just after my lifeguard training, thank god.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Anyways, right after the lifeguard after all that, I was like, fine,
hammy screaming you hear me?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Nothing nothing, and you play every.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Bad of water?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right? Okay, Liam, So we got you twice today.
Why were you in the water in Jersey City. That's
a big no. How your skin melts off? I told
you every time I see and I saw them yesterday
there were like twenty of them jet skis on the
Hudson But by all means it looked like they were
(28:22):
having a really good time. So I didn't even have
it in my heart.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
To be like, oh, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But I think I might have told you this. But
the other day actually recorded it on my phone. Two
people there were two jet skis. I think it was
actually like four people. They jumped off of their jet
skis into the water and we're taking photos and I
was just standing there like no, no, yes, in the
Hudson right there, Jersey City water front right there.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Hoop themselves immediately, like in and out immediately.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't know that they didn't. I'm sure if it
was Curtis, he would have done it on the floor
in the men's pathroom.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And also if they did, we wouldn't be able to
tell the difference because you can't see through that water.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's disgusting now.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I so during the daytime out there, the water is
really choppy because all these ships are coming through and
it's moving the water around. It's pretty narrow, so it
causes a lot of waves and those waves smack up
against the side, and if you're walking down any of
the boardwalk areas or just the waterfront, there is a
chance you get splashed. It happened to me once, and
when I tell you the level of panic that I felt,
(29:27):
I ran my ass home, hopped in the shower and
was like.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This is it immediately.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's one of my biggest fears about the beast you
know that, oh thing is water getting on my face
in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It gets you wet, right like, it's guaranteed to get
you wet.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I went on as a child. I've never been the same.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's what happened. You drink ugs and water.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, this is our last one and then we will
let you get out of here.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Hey, guys, I am just very disappointed today because I
haven't been on your podcast in like a few weeks.
I mean, okay to be you've played my voice like
two times, maybe three, but I felt like I was
part of the show, and now you're shutting me out.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
So why.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Wait, lady, didn't you already leave us a message like that? Yeah,
you can't feel left out over and over and we
played it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't know what your name is because you didn't
say it. But look, you're back being part of the show.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
She's back.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
She's back, all right, Diamond? Is there anything you wanted
to get off your chest?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I So here's where I get torn by the way.
Everything that just happened in here should be addressed on
the big show.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Can't. I can't. I've had enough to do that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Then, this podcast is irrelevant, but I have to be
responsible and do something for the greater goods. So do
I share with everybody that he gleefully admitted to it?
Or do I wait until Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Wait until Wednesday? Absolutely absolutely all right.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
You have heard the plot in the scheme right here, so.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You guys wait, just wait for it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And on that note, Diamond, if people want to find
you online, where do they do that?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
At?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Diamond? Sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce wherever you find
people doing things. And uh, Curtis not even gonna give
him a shout out.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
No, no, no, no, that does not deserve it. He doesn't
deserve it. We'll see him next Friday or something.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I can't it's gonna be a while.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I need a break. I'm almost positive I said that
in the last episode.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
He said every episode he walks by the hallway and
you're like, oh God.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Like Curtis, stay away from me.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh man, all right, So say by dime and bye.
Sauce on the side. Hello, I'm gandhi here with Diamond. Hi, Diamond, Hi,
And we're cutting the beginning of this podcast after the
podcast has been recorded, because something wild happened, and you'll
hear exactly what happened. But also there's a little audio
guit twins again. Hand it's my own fault. It's a
(00:24):
long story short. Some drama went down. You're gonna hear
all about it. Curtis was involved, our man, Curtis Leewa.
I saw him coming around the corner. I said, come
on in here, and then I did not turn on
and up the right microphone. Diamond noticed it a little
bit into the podcast, so the sound will adjust shortly,
but it's gonna be a little bit off in the
(00:45):
beginning only on his side. How do you feeling, Diamond, overstimulated, overstimulated, exhausted.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, and absolutely a little.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Over his shit. Oh, I say, we just get to it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Curtis is coming.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He just walked around the corner. Come here for a second.
I promise that was not him. That it's not him
giving him the mic?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hi, Hello, that was you?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What's that on the ground over there? I knew it
wasn't you didn't think so I know who it was. Okay,
it looks.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
It looks like, yeah, yeah, it's happened with me from
time to time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
When you show you have not shipped the more, Curtis,
No way.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
When you're seventy two depends.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh that's right, because you got shot in the and
the stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
And I felt so good when you informed me the garret.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Fell on his ask that that was first of all,
I cackled in his face when he was telling the
story outside, and I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to laugh like that, but this shit is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wait a second, you actually did it. It was actually you.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Wait, Curtis, here take this. I'm done with you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Come right here, Curtis. Come on, Curtis. We have to
get to the bottom of something real quickly. So today
is Monday. You're going to hear this on Wednesday. But
Monday something happened and we talked about this on the air.
Garrett was in the bathroom and he said he slipped
on a puddle of pea and he fell in the
(02:33):
pee and then he came out and he was upset.
So I text you, Curtis, and I tasked you with something.
I said.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I appreciated that right away.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, I always. I said, Hey, I need you
to get to the bottom of something. Who pete on
the floor in the bathroom. Garrett slipped in it and fell.
If I don't hear back soon, I will assume it
was you. I did not hear back soon. Then I
got a text message that said, this is an excellent assumption.
I don't wash my hands, I don't hit the urinal
or the porcelain palace because I suffer from drip drip.
(03:04):
I hope he fell on his ass. His dupa has
took iss tough, tough noogies, Garrett, deal with it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, because as you know, my angle to the dangle
is not the way it should be. So whether I'm
sitting on the porcelain palace like a young lady would,
which means I'm a eunuch, or I'm using the urinil
guess what. Whatever, in whatever direction I aim, it doesn't
go there.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So it ends up all over the floor.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, and Garrett Garrett ends up slipping on that stuff
and falling on his ass.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
And I that makes me feel so good.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Chris, you are owning this totally you are owning this.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
It has to be me.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Stop, it's not you, correct, But you don't know If
it was you, then.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I know every time I go this happens, and sometimes
I got to run back to the studio. I don't
have an opportunity to clean it up. I'm almost sure
it was me this morning, because I'm telling you, I
had a too many cups of coffee, and when I
got that coffee, it goes in and it goes right out.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Curtis, Curtis, Yes, you stress me out, like literally every
conversation we have, you stressed me out more and more.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, who was it that cold busted me for not
washing my hands?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Repeating that, well that.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Was one hundred That totally cobusts me. And you were right.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
My mother always trained me, Hey, one y out, little boy,
wash your hands when you're in the bathroom, except I
never listened to my mother. Number two, I'm in such
a rush when my angle is to the dangle, you know,
the aim isn't straight. And I gotta tell you to
the rest of the guys out there, ooh far to
(04:47):
you slip and fall on your tokes, your duper your ass.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I can't if I use.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
The ladies bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Just say you identify as a woman, and the legality
is you can use the lady' bathroom, right, so ladies
keep it cleanse.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Sure, listen. I'm astounded by multiple things. First of all,
we talked about this before, but you have coworkers specifically
on your side who do not wear shoes into the bathroom.
So has this changed how they enter the bathroom?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Because, like me, remember wor meaning old always for old
people like me.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Uh, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
White's only radio anymore. Did you get in trouble for that?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
No at all, because whatever acronym you want to use,
White's only radio old radio.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Okay, that all fits.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
In fact, if it fits, you gotta would quit right.
Oh gods, So I am innocent of all charges. But
I am the slob slabinski of war.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I do wear my shoes unlike some of those other gavones. Yeah, yeah,
I always wonder what are they walking around in?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Is your pe?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Apparently they're walking around in your pee?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
This is crazy exactly, and it absorbing it.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Man, damn man, My violey fluids are going everywhere around here.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Why are you so gleeful about?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Why you because you gotta understand. I go into bathrooms
and places where it's like a gulag Pen station, Grand
Central Station, some of the few train stations that are
open where you walk in there and you feel like
you're gonna catch every socially transmitted disease usual lie the
(06:31):
flesh eating virus. You gotta copper squat there, and you
gotta basically hold yourself up, because if you put yourself
on the porcelain palace, they may have to end up
extracting your.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, no, why aren't you bringing that culture to the
bathrooms here?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Because I'm from the streets, what the rest of you
are from the suits?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Look, I'm keeping it real.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
This is damn right when you locked up and right
when you at the Brooklyn House, or you happy to
be at the old tombs. That's the way it used
to be. Slip and fall. Get yourself a lawyer. Maybe
you'll make some money in a lawsuits. This guy, Garrett, Garrett,
what a poop?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Put?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
What a mama luke? I fell in my asho? Who
would admit that? Who would admit Garrett?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
He slipt in p he wanted to go home.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, he's going home now, and he's could I have
the tincture of iron nine here?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Oh my god? What are you gonna give him? Pillows?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You're gonna prop him up for days? What is he
gonna want? Work his compensation? Neil Curtis Sleewer's responsive.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You gotta stop for.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He sues your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, listen, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I am a jadul. You know what a jadul.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Is on the floor.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yes, a knuckle dragon. I'm old school. This is what
you used to do on the floor. He am right
in the latrine. What the hell are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And I'm telling you, unlike a lot of men who
had periscope up and they have full control, my angle
is not to my dangle.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Right right, because get out of the way.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let me tell you why I'm mad at myself.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
In Yankee Stadium, I gotta tell you there were times guys,
you know, they're drinking beers, so they're running in and
out of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Sleeve was in there. You better get out of the way.
His name isn't the best in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I defended you today. I defended your ass today, and
I'm so mad at myself. You didn't fall in yours.
Curtis wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yes, he was on notice before I arrived here at
w a walk.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, none of this ever happened, right, Not that I'm catch.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
People going into the bathroom doing their thing. They would
always wash their hands, they would do that. Slee was
the first ones. He one hundred rated out. What was
that ratch name again? Nate, Nate the snake, right, he
ratted me out on that. He got me, he got
I haven't washed my hands ever since I've been here,
going into the little boys.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, no, no, no, no again.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
If you want to clean bathroom, let me suggest to
everybody out there you identify as a woman and you
go into the ladies bathroom because that's what the Lord
allows you to do.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
But if you want to be a real man, you
gotta get in there. Curtis, you know I've been kicking
it is insane.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
With Charlemagne to God, we have some of our best
conversations right by the urine.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know he gets naked to take a ship in there, right,
I know that. Man, My god, I hate the bathroom here.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
This is what you do when you're in lock up.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
See you girls have never been in lock up. No,
absolutely in that show What Orange is the New Black Man?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, no, no, must give prison vibes to you. He's
thinking this is weird.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Nah, nah, no, not hard corner.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, why did you even have to think about that?
I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, that's the way I I want to fight people.
Have you been in lockup? Are you eligible for lockup?
Or are you a fraidy cat? Or I can't say
cats because my wife will be upset. Are you a
chicken of the seat?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I can't say a chicken because then that's an animal. Also,
are you so afraid of your shadow that when you
go into the bathroom you're so circumspect of everything around you?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I gotta wipe this down. Oh what is this like
the lockdown.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
In Pandemic of twenty twenty? Well, you were afraid to
sit on the porcelain palace.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
There is a huge space between the lockdown of twenty
twenty and peeing on the floor in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
No, no, yeah, I think it just indicates that at
the age of seventy two, I'm having those problems that
some guys have. You have the angle to the dangle,
but your aim ain't straight no more. Look I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I know, I get I honestly, I cannot believe I
defended you, and I can't believe that you're outing yourself
like this. At least we know we can trust you.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Cross my heart, hope to die. Don't tell the truth.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And I am so happy. This makes me filled with
knakis that Garrett fell on his ass, his stupa, his
turkus and won't be able to sit for a month
of Sundays in a normal way.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
God fell on your pee, exact p was on his butt.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Look a bond with him.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How do you not feel bad? I heard him? What
if you would have hit his head and died?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Well, oh, come on, now, you're getting very extreme man.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I'm just saying I've been in that situation where I
hit guys and then they hit their head, and I said,
please do me a solid. I know you're a bad guy.
Don't die on me, please. I'm not I'm not ready
to do twenty five years to life. Oh my lord,
defending Garrett, I'm not. He's realizing the next time you
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go into the bathroom, knowing that Curtis sleeve was around this,
ya drool and he had it all.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You gotta watch every step you take.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I am so glad that you are in the men's
bathroom and not in ours. Don't you come in there?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And to all those gentlemen out there who think that
walking into the men's bathroom, because I'm around, it's like
walking into a prehistoric medieval gulag.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It sounds like that.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
And identify as a woman and use the woman's ladies
woman because and it a lot better. Am I right
or wrong on that?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I have one question for you. Do you open the
bathroom door with your bare hand?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm not one of these guys you know with the
elbows and that diamond.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Did you think anything?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? I just needed him to confirm on the record,
because Curtis, you may be single handedly responsible for any
flu that goes around here.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You might in the next few months.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
What kind the flu?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What kind of to be cyclospora?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
This makes me e bowli. It doesn't have to be
the fleshy bowl.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Lie listen.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I you you strike me as somebody who has the
immune system of like a cockro like you could probably
survive all of these things in a rat You are
going to be paced at zero giving it to the
rest of us.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Where do I feel most comfortable in life in the subway.
In the swill. You are like some of the subway
when all of a sudden the water is sort of
cascading down and you don't know if you're in the water. Man.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I'm like, man, I made my day.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Until I met you, I would have always thought it
was water.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Now No, no, you never can be sure.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Can I have my fantasy?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Can we just establish rules and regulations.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Underwhere I thought not being on the floor was like a.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Con, You're not if you're not gonna man up and
understand that when you walk into the men's room it
may have been infected by Curtis Sliwa Jesus because I'm handicapped.
Understand that you remember I shot five times to the
hollow point. It does It turns your.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Angle into your dangle. You know you're not a straight
shooter any longer. So I suggest you just use the ladies.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
If you ruin the women's bathroom for us, we are
coming for you that.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I will never soil the woman's spash.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm not sure that every.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Male who's part of Z one hundred, since I can't
get to the king himself.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Elvis C.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
One hundred I'm gonna get to every one of his minions.
I gotta leave the women alone, yep, because that's sexist
and misogynists. I don't want to be accused of that.
But these macho, maniaco guys, I'll get you.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh my little.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Pretties, you gotta get scary next, Garrett curious.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You already got Garrett. Who on Z one hundred is macho?
Have you met them?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I don't even know their names yet, like you've told me,
Nate the rat Garrett, I probably can by face know him,
but you got a whole ensemble here. There are more
people in the Z one hundred cash then I have
fingers in toad.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh my god, I mean, seriously, do.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You have all tons of both? What are you thinking
about it?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
I did lose one for a while.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There for a while. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Am I ask either?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
You know it was broken so and actually it looked
like there were four where there should have been five.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But it's back now. I can't.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Let's just say it's truncated.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Curtis, Look, you have that.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
That's why I always wear shoes. You don't see you
like the other guy b w ouse.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You know, guys, like you are peeing on the floor
in the bathroom at.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Least how many men in your life have you meant
it or as honest as me when you confront me
like I was confronted, Did you wash yours in the bathroom?
I said no, I did not, even though it was
Nate the rat who brought that out.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Right now with Garrett, I could have easily I would
have said, there's no camera in the bathroom. How do
you know?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
How do you know, inquisitor, I didn't find out. I
didn't know it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You know, jaded one Diamond. Why do you always think
it's me?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Well now I think everything is you.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
But I fetched up and I'm so proud of myself.
I acknowledged it. I didn't argue it, I didn't fight it,
and I'm just so happy. Nate's the first to go.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Garrett.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Let's see what other Gavonne here at Z one hundred
is going to be on my hit list.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
God, I can't with you. Thank you, Thank you, Curtis,
what for whatever just happened here? For your honesty for me? Yeah,
this is.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
All part of my vengeance against Elvis Durant.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I will never take it out on the lady members.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Okay, but the guys. Since I can't get Elvis the King,
I'm gonna get at all of you minions if it's.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
The last thing I do.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
As I told you via text, Monster Curtis, thanks, thank
you for your time, sir.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's like, now, let me just tell you the politician
thing's not going to happen. You're too honest.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I know you got to start lying.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Not me, not me, and you would have to have
video evidence.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
And then even then they would say, wow, you know,
how do I know that wasn't photoshops.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
A I But what we know is it was you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I always you do.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Whatever just happened, You're.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Not welcome, very likely. So you had the two drops come.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Come back over to the microphone. Yeah what yeah, we
had two drops?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Yeah, two drops.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Let me see if I remember it accurately. Okay, So
you had the drop of me feeshing up.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
To apologize to o'donald.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, yeah, and then you had the other drop, which
was we.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Were talking about, do you want to apologize for anything
that happened during the early days of the Guardian Angels.
That's right, didn't remember any of that, and I.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Was acting like a politician there, right, right, Okay, so
those are the two drops.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I can't wait for the next drop.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Last night everything dropped, No, I.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Know that, okay, including things that I'd rather not talk about.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
That drop. But anyway, I can't wait till the next session.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
This is the next session.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What good? It's like a junkie. You needs just fixed
a microphone in front of me.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You could have said, no.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
We didn't record it. We'll do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, we'll do that for my sanity. We out.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Thank you again for your honesty.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I love you, Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
We're not welcome, young energy. I don't think any I
wish something could see what you're doing right now. I
wish all right, bye, Curtis, Curtis, have a fabulous day.
What just happens?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He's crazy. I've been saying it, you have been.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
At some point, someone around here is gonna have to
start listening to me.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Because what is happening.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I mean, I'm entertained by that. I cannot believe that
he actually admitted to peeing on the floor. This is
wild work over here?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Is it crazy for me to think that he's lying about.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That, about him being the peer.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I hope so too. But it has never been a
thing before. Nobody's ever complained about there being full on
pe on the floor. However, he also strikes me as
the type of person like I was like this when
I was little. My sister would do stuff and I
would take the blame for it. I wonder if he's
just like I mean, it's possible, so sure, I don't know.
(19:56):
I'm not again, I'm not sure what even just happened here?
But are you okay?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, he's insane.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
He is insane. There's a lot happening with that dude.
My boyfriend texted me after he saw the clip of
Curtis talking about Tupac still being alive, and he was like,
this man's about to lose all credibility. I said, I
don't think he's concerned about that at all, Like, and
more people have faith in him and trust him than
the other politicians because apparently he just admits the being
(20:29):
on the floor.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I just why would you want anyone to know that
you don't wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't he could have denied any of this.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
God, I'm just like ill Curtis like, don't show me
your phone, don't come over here on I don't touch me.
I'm thinking of all the hands they we're telling it now.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Ps A from us, Do not shake Curtis's hand, No,
give him the elbow, knucket up, No, don't even knuck it,
because I don't know what's happening, man, Diamond. I had
so many things I wanted to talk to you about today,
but I feel like we have. We've filled the time
with Curtis's crazy ass whatever was happening with that. However,
there are still a couple of things I'll have to
get to.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I had a dream.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh, I had a.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Sex dream, and I was totally concerned about it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I told you about this.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I had a dream that I had sex with Drake
and the sex was very inconsequential, like who cares about it?
But do you know in my dream what I was
most concerned with, what you finding out? In my dream,
I was like, donad can never find out She's gonna
clow me for the rest of my life? Good, and
I need to know if it's true. If you would,
(21:42):
I probably would say like, oh, good for you, but
then clown me to Andrew, No, but then.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Clown you, like, not in that moment, like a week
or two. Now, it wouldn't last.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Well, I would maybe clown immediately because good for you.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I mean, like, he's not a bad looking guy with here,
very generous, so I mean maybe you got something else
out of it, not saying that that was for not
in exchange for you know what I mean, But it
would just be like, oh, okay, good for you. I mean,
wouldn't be the first time one of my friends slept
with a corny guy that I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I mean, this is true. Everyone we know at some
point has slept with worse.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Absolutely stop absolutely.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
In my dream though, I was like, well, I woke
up chuckling. I'm like, wow, my biggest concern was dumb
and can never know. And I need you to know
that if you did sleep with Drake, as soon as
you told me, I would laugh about it. I'd be
happy for you and say, okay, get it. I hope
you got a burken bag, and I hope you got
a house and all the things that he's giving away.
But I was still laugh at you fairly immediate.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh I don't think.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
After all, we laugh at myself yeah, I don't think
I would do it. I would hope that I wouldn't
do it. I don't think so. Now, if this is
if this was Drake in twenty eighteen, absolutely sign me
up immediately, no ques questions asked, Now, No.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
When did he fall from Grace for You pre Kendrick
Lamar post Kendrick Lamar pre.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Kendrick It was when he mentioned Meg the Stallion on
his album with twenty one Savage. So what was that
twenty twenty two? Twenty yeah, the end of twenty twenty two?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Was it that?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
What was the name something? Never mind? Actually never mind
or something like that. I remember listening to oh my
God now I can't remember the name of the song either,
Oh Jimmy Hook Jimmy Cooks okay, and thinking like.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I love this song.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
But I remember talking to one of my best friends
right after, and I was like, well, why do we
give him so many passes for being corny? Like he's
been cornying our whole lives. Honestly, I think we he has.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Been cornering our whole lives. He started out as Jimmy
Graham from Degrassy Like he was always a performer. He
was always an actor. He always had a persona. I
think when you're a child hood star that you kind
of carry that with you. You don't necessarily know who
you are. He tries real hard to be hood, But
can you really be that hood if you were into
grassy when you were in your teens?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Also, Canadian wait, let me stop myself. One of the
worst streets I've ever seen in my life was in Vancouver, Canada,
so maybe, but he's not from there, so there's a
lot of corny stuff that we just kind of like
allow to happen. I sort of feel that way about
anybody who's famous.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Lot of people.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, like everybody who's in the spotlight. I'm like, how
truly ratchet can you be? Now you got security?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know who's a hood? Rack Curtis, He's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That man gives no fucks, no security, pisses on the floor,
doesn't wash his hands, doesn't care zero Fox Hiven.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Does not care.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I wish I say, I don't care about a lot,
but I wish I was on that level. That man,
he's a lot. I think you should interview his wife.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I would love to. I want to know what this
is like on a daily basis. Now, I will say
I think I told you this. I had a normal
conversation with him not too long ago, and I was like, oh,
there you are. You're in there every now. It's just
it's rare.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He turns it on.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
He really he does.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And I am constantly looking for the off switch on him.
I'm like, Curtis, please, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Again, I'm not really even sure what just happened in here.
This was magic in the moment. I don't know if
we would call it magic. I'm a little traumatized. I'm
mad at myself. Yeah, okay, last thing.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I wouldn't call that magic magic, by the way, but
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What would you call that chaos?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, but you know I love chaos. I live in chaos.
I am forever Elmo with its arms up in the air.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, and that's what that was. That is what that was.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I have met my match.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
You have actually you have?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This is like wild. Okay, So let's get to these talkbacks.
Because you pulled a couple.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How many do we have a lot?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay, we have four? Yeah, leave us talkbacks. We like them.
They help us. Otherwise you're gonna hear we're from Curtis.
I'm it's gonna fall all for hair out. All right,
here we go, Oh, dream Street? Who's coming on the
show somewhat soon?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What is this? Let's see?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh, save to downloads, not just play it, just play it. Hello,
there we go, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
The way I ran to.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
This whatever these little microphone is called. When you said
dream Street is gonna be on, I'm so ebited.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I guessed.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
I'm a can't wait love me guy.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh, all right, someone's obsessed with dream Street. That is
actually why they're coming in. Because a very good friend
of mine was obsessed with dream Street and she wielded
this podcast, as I told her too, to make friends.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
She was very excited when she emailed me to I
was like, girl, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I want everyone to do it. Like I said, guys
do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'll go to podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm a producer. Are you do you? But now this
is legit? People can actually do it. Okay, how about
this Liam, Liam's back from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
You guys played me three times, Liam from Ohio.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
I've talked to you guys before.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I don't know what's so complicated?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Period?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Well, That's the thing that makes me believe that Liam
is bear Guy, because remember we were trying to figure
out the name of bear Guy.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Bear Guy is not Liam. They have totally different voices.
Bear Guy has more of like a like a threatening.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That I gotta find that bear Guy.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, And what is this Liam?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
From iiO?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So this happened to me waterfront, Uh, Jersey swimming riptide
pulled me a half mile down the waterfront.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was just after my lifeguard training, thank god.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Anyways, right after the lifeguard after all that, I was like, fine,
hammy screaming you hear me?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Nothing nothing, and you play every.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Bad of water?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right? Okay, Liam, So we got you twice today.
Why were you in the water in Jersey City. That's
a big no. How your skin melts off? I told
you every time I see and I saw them yesterday
there were like twenty of them jet skis on the
Hudson But by all means it looked like they were
(28:22):
having a really good time. So I didn't even have
it in my heart.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
To be like, oh, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But I think I might have told you this. But
the other day actually recorded it on my phone. Two
people there were two jet skis. I think it was
actually like four people. They jumped off of their jet
skis into the water and we're taking photos and I
was just standing there like no, no, yes, in the
Hudson right there, Jersey City water front right there.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Hoop themselves immediately, like in and out immediately.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't know that they didn't. I'm sure if it
was Curtis, he would have done it on the floor
in the men's pathroom.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And also if they did, we wouldn't be able to
tell the difference because you can't see through that water.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's disgusting now.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I so during the daytime out there, the water is
really choppy because all these ships are coming through and
it's moving the water around. It's pretty narrow, so it
causes a lot of waves and those waves smack up
against the side, and if you're walking down any of
the boardwalk areas or just the waterfront, there is a
chance you get splashed. It happened to me once, and
when I tell you the level of panic that I felt,
(29:27):
I ran my ass home, hopped in the shower and
was like.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This is it immediately.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's one of my biggest fears about the beast you
know that, oh thing is water getting on my face
in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It gets you wet, right like, it's guaranteed to get
you wet.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I went on as a child. I've never been the same.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's what happened. You drink ugs and water.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, this is our last one and then we will
let you get out of here.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Hey, guys, I am just very disappointed today because I
haven't been on your podcast in like a few weeks.
I mean, okay to be you've played my voice like
two times, maybe three, but I felt like I was
part of the show, and now you're shutting me out.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
So why.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Wait, lady, didn't you already leave us a message like that? Yeah,
you can't feel left out over and over and we
played it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't know what your name is because you didn't
say it. But look, you're back being part of the show.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
She's back.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
She's back, all right, Diamond? Is there anything you wanted
to get off your chest?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I So here's where I get torn by the way.
Everything that just happened in here should be addressed on
the big show.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Can't. I can't. I've had enough to do that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Then, this podcast is irrelevant, but I have to be
responsible and do something for the greater goods. So do
I share with everybody that he gleefully admitted to it?
Or do I wait until Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Wait until Wednesday? Absolutely absolutely all right.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
You have heard the plot in the scheme right here, so.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You guys wait, just wait for it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And on that note, Diamond, if people want to find
you online, where do they do that?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
At?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Diamond? Sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce wherever you find
people doing things. And uh, Curtis not even gonna give
him a shout out.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
No, no, no, no, that does not deserve it. He doesn't
deserve it. We'll see him next Friday or something.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I can't it's gonna be a while.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I need a break. I'm almost positive I said that
in the last episode.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
He said every episode he walks by the hallway and
you're like, oh God.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Like Curtis, stay away from me.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh man, all right, So say by dime and bye.
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